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A Brief Stupid Story and Some Talk About Albert and the Sudden Realisation We Have a Day Game


I'm feeling very old this morning, and I'll tell you why.

Last night, I went to buy fireworks. Now, that probably doesn't sound like any kind of interesting, and it really isn't, but there's a little more to it than you might think. See, we don't have many traditions in my family (largely because we don't really like each other all that well most days of the year), but buying fireworks is one of them. Every year my mother, my younger brother, and myself all head out to Pacific, to Fireworks World. I'm sure at least a few of you from St. Louis will remember the ads they used to run, which focused on the fact Molly Brown's own building is less than, say, 30 yards in front of that of Fireworks World. "THEY TRIED TO BLOCK US OUT!!!" was the old tagline, complete with mid-90s techno music and promise of deep discounts. Well, the summer I turned sixteen we went out there about two in the morning on the second of July (they were always open 24 hours), and fell in love with the place. We've gone back nearly every summer since. It may be an odd tradition, but driving 60 miles in the middle of the night to buy fireworks is the best we have to offer in my family.

So anyway, I headed out there yesterday with my mother, Ryan, and his girlfriend Maria. I met my mother in House Springs and rode out with her; Ryan and Maria met us. Sadly, everyone's work schedules no longer permit the late-night jaunts; we went out about seven. As we walked in there was a kid, no more than sixteen and clearly very excitable, working as a salesman who began following us around. Personally, it bugs the living shit out of me when a salesperson won't leave me alone, but my mother chatted merrily away with the kid, being the sort of person who is always excited any time she can find a captive audience. The four of us walked around, picking out small bombs based on colourful labels, and Mom happened to mention to the saleskid that we go there every year, which he is, of course, very excited about, and she says, "But I really miss your ads and the big sign." He seems confused, so she explains about the ads and the large billboard they used to have atop their store, telling people on the highway passing by that, yes indeed, "THEY TRIED TO BLOCK US OUT!!!" He doesn't remember those, he says, and I, in an extremely out of character moment of outreach, turned and said, "It was back the first couple of years you guys were open, right around the time I started driving. I think it was '96 or maybe '97."

To which he replies, "Oh, well I was just two or three then, so I don't remember those." And for the first time I really looked at the kid, and realised he was now just about the age I was when we started this stupid ass tradition of ours, close to a decade and a half ago now.  Needless to say, I was not seized by a wave of nostalgia; rather, I was seized by a desire to grab the kid and shake him until his head flopped around like a bobblehead in the hopes my lost years would somehow shake out of him and I could steal them back. The urge passed, of course, but it was a close thing.

And that is why I'm feeling rather old this morning. Unfortunately, I'm relatively certain it's only going to get worse.

Star-divide

Isn't it nice whenever Albert briefly surfaces from his season of un-Albertian performance and shows us he is still, in fact, still Albert F. Pujols? What's remarkable, of course, is that as rough as his season has felt, just one big game and Albert is so close to his normal numbers he can reach out and tap them on the shoulder. It's abundantly clear he hasn't been right all year, yet here he is, still The Mang. (On a side note, I just mistakenly typed 'The Mange'. I think we should at least consider changing Albert's nickname to The Mange. Just saying.)

Albert is now, after last night's big game:

  • 6th in the National League in batting average, at .312,
  • 1st in the NL in home runs, with 18,
  • 3rd in the NL in RBI, at 57, 
  • 1st in on-base percentage, at .424, 
  • 3rd in slugging at .570, and 
  • 1st in the National League in OPS, at .994. 

It's been said before, but I'll gladly say it again: that's the sort of down season mortal ballplayers would offer up their firstborn to achieve even once. For Albert it's painfully ordinary.

I just realised, thanks to checking the schedule to try and calculate some numbers, that today's game starts at 1:15 central time. Because of that I'm going to cut this short and just post as-is. I apologise; if I had remembered it was a day game I would have written this last night. Sadly, I did not, but would like to get this up at least a fair amount of time before first pitch.

Oh, and if you're near a television or computer equipped with the proper selections, the Reds are currently playing the Phillies, Aaron Harang against Roy Halladay. The Phillies put a couple on in the first but couldn't push any across the plate. Halladay looks pretty good. It's on MLB Network as we speak.

Just treat this as the game thread, and I'll schedule an overflow for a bit later.

The Baron's Playlist for the 30th of June, 2010: The Elephant in the Room

"Song Against Sex" - Neutral Milk Hotel

"Courtyard" - Olivia Tremor Control

"A Sentence of Sorts in Kongsvinger" - Of Montreal

"A Man Like Me" - Beulah

"Strawberryfire" - The Apples in Stereo

"Jane" - Elf Power

"The Playground" - Essex Green

"Madam Truffle" - Major Organ and the Adding Machine

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the Sudden Realisation We Have a Day Game

wait what

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Pacific represent!

There are two firework stores on that end of town, one more at the other end and countless stands throughout the city. It’s really all we do.

by averagejoe on Jun 30, 2010 1:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Blow shit up?

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 30, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live in Pacific

And it is one big fireworks stand this time of year.

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Jun 30, 2010 11:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

...

Wainwright extended Tuesday night his MLB record to 23 consecutive home games with at least a quality start. via @dgoold

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Which is 4 more than the old record...

but is it even a quality stat? And no, that’s not a typo.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jun 30, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Baron

How can you sound like you are 60 yoa when, at best, your pushing 30? Which makes one wonder how crotchety you’ll be at 60! :o)

by jjray on Jun 30, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't plan on living that long.

However, if I do, it will be awful, trust me.

Death needs time for what it kills to grow in.

by the red baron on Jun 30, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I said aboot turning 35, I'd never see it.

I was pissed when I woke up that morning.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 30, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I turned 49 in June

and still can’t figure out how it happened. I was 30 like last week. Must fallen through a wormhole or something. Be careful. It can happen to you.

by jjray on Jun 30, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Wuz Gonna Say...

….wait until u hit 44, but, nevermind…
:=8.

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jun 30, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah moo

the scary thing is one more wormhole and we’re 60.

by jjray on Jun 30, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up.

Stoopid youngsters.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jun 30, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's that Amaury Cazana

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still think the Reds are pretenders, but

If they find a way to beat Halladay, I’m going to start to get annoyed and concerned.

by JWO on Jun 30, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

They won't beat Halladay

They’ll scrape across like 5 runs off the bullpen with 2 outs and none on in the 8th

by jd is legend on Jun 30, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great 10@10 by Goold today

Some great stats about how good Pujols 6ly is. 10@10

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Interesting info from Goold about today's game:

The Arizona Diamondbacks are promoting a righthander all the way from Class AA to make today’s start. Barry Enright will make his major-league debut this afternoon at Busch, and he brings a 4-1 record with a 2.88 ERA in 14 starts with Double-A Mobile. He also packs some Kryptonite — the unknown. The Cardinals have annually done poorly against pitchers they are seeing for the first time. Some connect that to the team’s reliance on video and how newcomers don’t have the amount of video (if any) for the Cardinals to dissect. The Cardinals, however, will have a written report on Enright and here are some of the stats they’ll also see:

Rights hit .254 against him, lefts .221
He has 44 strikeouts against lefthanded batters and 36 hits allowed.
About the second time hitters see him, they bat .310.
He’s just about an even pitcher with 38 percent of the balls in play going on the ground and 41 percent going into the air as fly balls.

by Cardfanintherock on Jun 30, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW, forget pujols!

Musial striking out only 13 times IN A SEASON? That is freaking other worldly.

by sdrone on Jun 30, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

DiMaggio?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the Splinter Score idea

surprising that V Guerrero scored as well as he did, given his reputation as being such a free swinger

by nota bene on Jun 30, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo speaks!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

he seems a little reserved today.

the usual. “encouraged” “have patience”, etc.

The biggest need is to get healthy.

hopefully they can do it from within, but the scouts are out there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog video package

Mo has faith in Boog, but “in this league eventually one has to deliver”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I know he puts a lot of pressure on himself."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they've handled this situation well

They are riding it out with him but they aren’t trotting him out every day when the guy is hitting .207 .276 .308

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jun 30, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

imo he's really got to focus on getting on base as opposed to getting hits.

because when he doesn’t, it has a tendency to spiral, and obviously the club can’t bring him out long enough to work out his swing in live at-bats. he also seems to get antsy when he doesn’t get enough grounders to gobble up.

not to mention I think Skip is screwed up in nearly the same way — trying to hit it hard and far, rather than hitting to his own skillset.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

the more plays boog gets to make, the better he hits

haha, i’ve often thought this. anyone willing to delve into that one?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 6:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because, getting healthy is like trading for a--

You get the idea.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 30, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The issue isn't getting old Red

It’s what happens when you stop getting old.

by Evilfrog on Jun 30, 2010 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp, just emailed Tom Tango to see if he'll be in Seattle at any point this summer

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I sense an Elephant 6 Collective theme in the playlist today

and hell yes for day games. Now…can I sneak out of work and watch it while day drinking at a bar?

by mattyp on Jun 30, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Day games can suck it.

I have to listen online, or go into media blackout and watch it later.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 30, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you can't, the job needs to go.

I’m expecting a Jerry McGuire exit, as well.

Death needs time for what it kills to grow in.

by the red baron on Jun 30, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for the story RB

my young family has an annual trip to beloit for fireworks tradition. We’re headed over there tomorrow.

by _pistol_ on Jun 30, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

newsy news

Carp acknowledges he almost luggaged La Russa

Descalso injured, hairline fracture of collarbone

and that South Carolina v UCLA world series was a great game. managed to catch the extra innings.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Larussa getting luggaged would be sorta funny

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently there were some running on the field

dunno whose side they were on

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

for some reason Internet Explorer on my work computer is refusing to let me read any PD stuff

can you post the bit about Carp and TLR cause I have been trying to figure out how to read it all day

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

just a second

you should complain, they just upgraded the site.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i should

but i already spent too much time on the internet at work

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

nonsense

don’t you have a basement?
at your parents’ house?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell i have a basement in my own house!

but doing it at my paren’ts house would make it feel right

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh... parent's

TWSS

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a Straussicle. #notapoacher
Carpenter acknowledged a brief spat with La Russa following his exit after Monday’s seventh inning but insisted it was his own performance rather than the manager that pushed him past his boiling point.

“It was a heat of the moment thing. It wasn’t about coming out of the game,” said Carpenter, lifted after 109 pitches. “It was more about giving up a home run to the pitcher. That’s what got to me.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

thanks for the info

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i do remember those signs, and i'm only 21.

that’s still young…right?

anyways, i’ve worked at fireworks stands the last 5 years, and if you can stand to drive another 5 minutes down the highway to union, the vega fireworks stand i have worked at there has incredible prices. granted, i get most of my stuff there at a steep discount from a friend who runs the stand (doesn’t own it, just runs it), they really do have the best prices around, without forcing you to buy 5 of stuff at a time. also, they have the greatest arial piece of all time, DANGEROUS ELEMENT. costs less than 20 bucks, and it’s better than the ones costing 50+. trust me.

capital letters suck.

by soccerfreak on Jun 30, 2010 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at that pic of Pujols

man, that may be the longest stride I’ve ever seen him take.

by sdrone on Jun 30, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I think adding to the feeling that Pujols is having a down season

is the fact that he’s been awfully streaky this year. How many multi-homer games has he had already? I can count 3, but I wouldn’t be surprised if its 4. That means he’s hit as many as 9 homeruns – fully half his total for the season – in just 4 games.

by mattyp on Jun 30, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Pujols is amazing

also, I just turned 34 and a half the other day. I don’t know if that means I’m still young at heart, marking the half year thing, or if it is getting more morbid, counting even half years to see how old I am getting. needless to say, when I turn 35 I will officially start feeling pretty old. but when I hit 30 I really didn’t feel any older. but last night I was imagining myself with some grey hairs, and it was actually quite easy to do.

I wonder if that fireworks place was one of the ones my parents took me to when we made one of our many summer trips to Missouri, our go to vacation spot (yes, my parents are very weird). I remember quite a big fireworks selection. although when I was younger it was still legal in IL so that we would be shooting off all manner of pyrotechnics, and was lighting stuff off at 7 years old. pretty much unheard of today. but roman candles, m80s, and saturn missile launchers were some of my favorite childhood toys. by the time my dad was showing me how to shoot a .357 snubnose at 11 or 12 or so, I was kinda over the whole BOOM thing.

so anyway, back to baseball… it’s still not all that crazy to predict another MVP year for Albert, or even a triple crown, despite much commenting on This Is Not Albert (especially if he stops it with the swinging at bad pitches, the most frustrating part of this season)

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd say 34 was about the age

where I noticed my physical skills changing. but hey, don’t panic!

by sdrone on Jun 30, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

yeah, I’ve been noticing I’m a little less sharp

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

here comes the music

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

man

there hasn’t been a day game on a week day for a long time… looks like Shannon on the radio this afternoon at work while I file some invoices

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Miles/Greene

Not to beat a dead horse, b/c I’ve certainly never argued that Miles is a better player today, or going forward then Greene, only that today, their production would probably be very similiar, but check this out:

This season in STL, Miles has one more AB than Greene. Miles’ OPS is .715 compared to Greene’s .660. They have the same number of extra base hits. Miles has one more walk.

If you want to argue that Greene’s speed and defense create and advantage, I wouldn’t disagree. But I’d argue that Miles being a switch hitter, and being more experienced has an advantage.

My point is, everybody thought Miles would come in and flop, and he hasn’t. He may going forward, but to date, he has given us a better OPS then Greene, Skip, Yadi, and Ryan. And that isn’t even counting Larue. Funny that Miles is the butt of all the “worst MLB player jokes”, when a) he isn’t the worst on his own team so far, and 2) you guys know what Larue has done. And I don’t even need to mention what Mather and Craig did in the bigs this year do I?

I have no idea what Miles is going to do going forward. He might perform just as he has. He might get a little better. He might get a little worse. But replacing him with guys that haven’t hit as well, even though they should (and I’d argue in Greene’s case, Greene’s ceiling isn’t much about Miles’ right now), is just silly.

I just wanted to see what the excuse for hating Miles is, when the YTD stats all say he’s done better than some of the pets people on the board have fallen in love with.

by SoonerfanTU on Jun 30, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

SSS

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jun 30, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

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by redbirdnation8206 on Jun 30, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Refute what?

You wanted facts, I gave you a fucking stat. One that is pretty commonly used around here, no? Quit being a fucking ass, and either discuss the topic like an adult, or ignore my posts.

by SoonerfanTU on Jun 30, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry man, i shouldn't have said that.

in terms of actual refutation, my argument is that miles has been ludicrously lucky and that’s the only reason his ops exceeds that of, e.g., adam wainwright.

sorry again for the comment, that was unwarranted.

I don't give a fuck who you confuse me with.

by chalk on Jun 30, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

small sample size, dude

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's possible to hit on a 20 and not bust...

…you’d just lose if you make a habit of it. I think the argument against Miles and in favor of Greene is something along those lines – making the decisions that project to give the best chance of success going forward based on their past bodies of work.

You say Miles has done better than Greene at the MLB level while conveniently ignoring Greene’s ML equivalency numbers. You can argue all you want about the validity of MLEs, and I’m sure you will, but I don’t think you’re going to disagree with me when I say that Miles is pretty much a known quantity. What we’re getting from him now is more or less his absolute cieling. Greene, however, has at least shown some level promise with the bat recently, such that he’s not likely to be any worse than Miles is now, AND he has a higher potential upside. Couple that with his superior speed and defensive ability, and the case for Greene is, I think, clear.

The rationale above applies to Craig, Mather and Jay, as well, though the different positions played make things a bit more cloudy.

by dronemc on Jun 30, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should've gone with dick in a toaster

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's face it:

You should ALWAYS go with dick in a toaster.

Death needs time for what it kills to grow in.

by the red baron on Jun 30, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

GRIT!!!!

:=8D

I like my GRITs with buttah!
;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jun 30, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't Greene...

…qualiy for the “grit” profile, as well? Middle infielder, no power, lots of hustle?

by dronemc on Jun 30, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has plenty of power

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy schnikes!

I didn’t realize he had 15 and 20 homer seasons in his minor league profile. I thought he was just another of the “all hustle middle infielder” type. Shows what I know, but only strengthens the case for Greene over Miles.

by dronemc on Jun 30, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's also really good defensively, fast

He’s at least a 4-tool player, I just don’t think he’ll make enough contact to be an every-day player

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the rub.

Strikes out way too much and doesn’t play smoooooooth.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 30, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was pretty smooth

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, mysterui.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 30, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

...you're welcome?

Why the thank you, good sir?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

For pointing out that Tyler Greene has a lot of pop in his bat for a shortstop.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 30, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miles's OPS is .715.

In 30 PAs.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jun 30, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

im sorry
But I’d argue that Miles being a switch hitter, and being more experienced has an advantage.

how is this true at all? i’ll take a better hitting righty than a worse switch hitter (i guess equal stats being equal stats then that’s possibly true, but miles will not keep this up)

and experience really isn’t an advantage at all…. that’s what pisses me off about signing old guys and they use that excuse

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 30, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

experience matters, in that it factors in to the equation

in this specific case it doesn’t matter at all, because it is so outweighed, but it does matter.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 6:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

fair point

experience only matters to me in that you know what you are getting…. in this case of course, we know miles is going to be as good as tyler greene at his worst when miles is at his best….

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on Jul 2, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

and that is being kind to miles

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 2, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm thinking the young boys bench

must have lived it up a little too much, and tony’s spies reported back to the master. that’s all i got as to why we went from a very promising bench, and upgrade over last year (a real weak spot), to this.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 6:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Johnson and Carlos Boozer

have both named the Bulls as top free agency choices. Hope we don’t miss out on these guys when LBJ stays in CLE and DWade stays in MIA with Bosh going to NYC.

by juicewolta on Jun 30, 2010 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

What's an NBA?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Translation

“we’re second tier free agents, can someone show us the love before all the money is gone and we end up in New York?

by sdrone on Jun 30, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here is a Question....

…why doesn’t Saint Louis have a professional basketball team? Just askin’…

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jun 30, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I agree

STL and/or KC deserve an NBA team. Memphis, Sacramento, Toronto, etc have no business having a NBA team

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

STL couldn't sustain the Cardinals, Blues, Rams, and an NBA team.

The only way the NBA comes to town again is if the Rams head out.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 30, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point

KC should have one at least then

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why Not?

In Philly the same fans that go to the Eagles and Phillies generally go to the Flyers and Sixers.

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jun 30, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Philly also is really close to 3 other metropolitan areas, so fans travel from there to watch those games

St. Louis is pretty isolated, I feel

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

wikipedia tells me that philly’s metro area is over twice the size of st. louis’

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 30, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the media market is even bigger still

STL would be the smallest market with all 4 sports, but not that far behind Denver, Miami, and Minneapolis

by brackenthebox on Jun 30, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was just about to say

denver metro is actually smaller population wise

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 30, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

how is that determined?

like what is the difference between media market rating and the population of the area?

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 30, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's the number of people in the broadcast area

as opposed to the number of people within some geographic range, but I’m not really sure.

by brackenthebox on Jun 30, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF

Paducah/Cape/Mt. Vernon ranked higher than Spfld/Decatur/C-U?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because...

Eagles, established 1933.
Phillies, established 1883.
Flyers, established 1967.
76ers, established 1939 (joined NBA in 1949).

Long-standing franchises with loyal fan bases.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 30, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

...and that

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have recently accepted that the nba cannot work in memphis

i predict they will be the new seattle supersonics by 2020, the lease is too expensive to break right now

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 30, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could see

The Grizzles or Kings moving to KC in the nearish future. They need someone to play in the Sprint Center. Don’t think an NHL team is coming here anytime soon.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

kings will wait for vegas

i think they will eventually get it, which i believe was their master plan when buying the team

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 6:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, both cities did have teams, as did cincy

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 6:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Danny Ainge

Yes, that one.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gene Conley and many others, but not Bob Gibson

Bob Gibson played for the Harlem Globetrotters, but apparently not in the NBA. Gene Conley won championships in two of the four major American sports, one with the Milwaukee Braves in the 1957 World Series and three Boston Celtics championships from 1959-61.

Mark Hendrickson, Danny Ainge, Dave DeBusschere, Dick Grat, Frankie Baumholtz, Cotton Nash, Ron Reed, Chuck Connors and Steve Hamilton also played in both the NBA and major league baseball.

by madridbend on Jun 30, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was saying if an NBA team had been in st. louis at the time he could have been a dual major league sport athlete

interesting to hear about Gene Conley and all those other guys, I had no idea that there were any mlb and nba players let alone that many!

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

sanders and brian jordan in football

and some more, like bo.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 6:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I knew there were a few in football. the only one I knew of in basketball was when MJ tried to play for the Sox

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jul 1, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like joe johnson

but he’s not in that same league, imo. he doesn’t warrant a max deal.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 6:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

I was on a bus from NYC to Boston this past weekend and the guy next to me was on his phone LITERALLY the entire freaking time. That’s 4 and a half hours. How can people be that self-involved, discourteous, and asinine. Then today, I go to the bank and it’s taking forever because every customer at the teller window is carrying on a cellphone conversation while making their transaction. It should henceforth be a social norm that any such behavior is punishable immediately by a baseball to the face thrown by a concerned citizen, i.e. me.

by mattyp on Jun 30, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would you have to carry a baseball around all the time?

Or would they have baseballs conveniently located at various public locations. At your bank for instance, would they have a box of baseballs next to the deposit slips?

by Cardfanintherock on Jun 30, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

teller window?

not familiar with the concept. sounds tedious.

by _pistol_ on Jun 30, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah Mariners

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needed the hit.

He needs all the hits he can get.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 30, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, after the Haren whoops us game, here's the CDGAF game.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

THUDwick game.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then the Tigers game the other night.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: it occurs to me that mlb.tv must think i am in northern california

i am not blacked out of this game. but i WAS blacked out of the As games. interesting.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jun 30, 2010 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I was also blacked out of the As games

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe it thinks i'm in seattle, then?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jun 30, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

the a's can't even get san jose!!!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 6:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

do we have a thread?

game on.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Today's lineup

featuring LaRue, Stavinoha, Soup, Ryan and Schu. I hope we can hit this no-namer, first ever start pitcher.

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 30, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Random: My best friend's name is Ryan

and his girlfriend’s name is Maria….random coincidence there.

'Real women know that the way to a man's heart...is through a melee attack!' - KB
Formerly known as The_teague

by Heisenberg on Jun 30, 2010 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Either that or my brother is your best friend.

Is the Maria in question a Russian emigre?

Death needs time for what it kills to grow in.

by the red baron on Jun 30, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, its purely coincidence, his Maria is a latina.

'Real women know that the way to a man's heart...is through a melee attack!' - KB
Formerly known as The_teague

by Heisenberg on Jul 1, 2010 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Either that or my brother is your best friend.

Is the Maria in question a Russian emigre?

Death needs time for what it kills to grow in.

by the red baron on Jun 30, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

For those of you not doing anything thise weekend...

Get your half price tickets and watch the Cardinals against Milwaukee.

Coupon code is TRAVELZOO.

I just picked up some great seats for the 4th of July game. $58 for 2 tickets in Section 132.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 30, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Ludwick comes back soon

Sidelining Freese for a couple of games, just to DL him later makes no sense, IMO. If this is the case with Ludwick, you are just delaying his return by keeping him sidelined for a couple of days

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 30, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Supposedly Freese actually had some blood in the tissue in his ankle or something.

Which is more of a setback than the “strain” that Ludwick has.

Thus the difference between DL and non-DL.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 30, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

My point is

if you make an accurate diagnosis and you know the player has a somewhat serious thing, go ahead and DL him right away. Why delay the process?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 30, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess TLR doesn't want to see Jay or Craig.

And not putting Luddy on the DL saves him from having to make that decision.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 30, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's retroactive, you know

and you don’t want to dl guys who might only miss a few games because the minimum dl stint is 15 days.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck why is Suppan on this team

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Penny and Lohse got hurt

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still no excuse...

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, yes

I feel like there are better options

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Cardinals line-up

Schumaker
Lopez
Pujols
Holliday
Rasmus
Stavinoha
Larue
Suppan
Ryan

by Cardfanintherock on Jun 30, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

he never misses by much

he’s the new “just enough”

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was confused

Certain it wasn’t a real ML pitch.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys in the Truck have too much time on their hands

setting up a “Soup and Salas” shot.

again, does Salas have no friends? he’s always sitting by himself.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe its a non humiliating form of hazing

Instead of him dressing up in a dress… they are shunning him

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHUNNNNNNNNN

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

reference for the n00bs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGYh8AacgY
(watch to the end.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a doctor.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its actually quite tasty.

Although I have never heard the motto and have no idea what it means. Dr. Thunder deep?

by Cardfanintherock on Jun 30, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome quote from that article....
“You’ve never been deep, until you’ve been Dr Thunder deep.”

Cardinals Baseball 2010: Why have only one 25th man when you can have four?

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jun 30, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

How enfuriating would be

to lose to this guy and miss out on yet another sweep. He was recalled from AA… kind of where Supp should be

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 30, 2010 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Ernie?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh


look on the right side of the poster

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jun 30, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is a Barry Enright?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

ATG he looks entirely too pale to be a professional athlete in a sport where you spent 99.9% of the time outdoors

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

This goes for most of the D-back players

See Reynolds picture on GD.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

but still not RISP

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jun 30, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read 60 Feet 6 Inches a couple weeks ago,

and at one point Reggie Jackson says something to the effect that he was in scoring position when he was in the batter’s box. That was a fun book to read.

by BTown Birds fan on Jun 30, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

triple!! scoring!! and stuff!!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

got 1, anyway

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matty!!!!

Welcome to the big leagues, non Bud Norris

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 30, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Tripleday!

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

heck yes!

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Colby!

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 30, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

Here

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 30, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

raz in the top 15!

but he should still be way higher than 14th…

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a shame that Rolen will not be the starter

Heyward is not going to make the all star team, he said that since he’s injured he won’t go. so Holliday has an outside shot, at least (Colby should make it though)

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

was just talking about starters

yeah, colby or holliday or both will probably be on the team in some capacity

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

not both, surely

the starters are the top 3 vote-getters. after that the manager picks the most deserving, which has nothing to do with the vote, such as if someone is 4th and they don’t pick him. i doubt holliday makes it, or rasmus, but i thought luddy would until the injury.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

is it just me

or do you think that the sunglasses throw off colby’s depth perception?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I may be giving the kid too much credit

but it could definitely mess up his ability to read the spin on the ball…if he does that…

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by Heisenberg on Jun 30, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cardinals need to hire Tony Rasmus full time.

Every time he comes out and tweaks Colby’s swing, Colby turns into a monster. If it’s that obvious a specific coach helps a player that much, why not hire him on?

by ViperLjs on Jun 30, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday ASG votes

I’m not gonna vote 24 times for matt holliday, mostly because he gets another $50,000 via incentives, if I recall correctly.

by leefyg on Jun 30, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Zombies?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

play a hard 9

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

who is positioning Boog?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Presumably Oquendo

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

can i revisit the question of who will hit the most HRs in July?

i want to say votto, but he only has 9 home games in July, and that stadium seems conducive to hitting home runs.

holliday is a monster at busch for his career and the cardinals have 14 home games. they also have a series in houston.

thoughts? this is for a pool, by the way.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jun 30, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

i cant pick him

i have limited options

holliday raz votto rolen bautista wells hart

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Jun 30, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

votto is one of the top 5 hitters in the league

if you are deciding between he and holliday, take votto. holliday will hit about 24 on the year, votto over 30, i think – at least that was my prediction.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

LaRue and Carp pump iron together

meanwhile nice shot of Carp, Waino, Garcia in their shades

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

ahhh the sweet sound of LaRue screaming at the fielders

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Is the game moving as slowly as my ESPN.com gamecast?

Please tell me there’s a lag or something. I was just away from my desk for 10 minutes, and saw that only two batters had been up.

by dronemc on Jun 30, 2010 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

86 mph fastballs and 69 mph curves from Suppan will do that

Cardinals Baseball 2010: Why have only one 25th man when you can have four?

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Jun 30, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

so since there are so many people getting old

you need one of those handle things on the wall

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh awesome

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oy vey, Lopez

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Giving outs away

with Suppan on the mound is not the way to win

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 30, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it ok to be supremely annoyed by the reds?

They are creeping up there with my other least favorite sporting teams

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

i’m getting more & more annoyed by them too

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sort of intrigued by the reds

and they have my favorite player, and all sorts of things to come. plus votto, who is really really good.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

reds threat over

but it’s the last chance for the phils!

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

it occurs to me that Freese is in the backseat

and Fredbird is driving.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

dang... haha

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 30, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

what is giant bird pantomime for “gimme the keys”?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

biting a child's head?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure didn't take long for him to get his face out there

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always revert to my thought during Longoria commercials

‘he needs the money’

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

ya…

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have an OT question that I cannot find the answer to via google

Why does the Cubs logo have a copywright symbol in it? I have not seen it on any other team and it suprises me that the team (who I would assume own the copyright) has it on the uniform

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

1908?

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

As awesome of a comeback that this is...

I am actually asking a serious question

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah sorry. No idea from me.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

They don't want a vacuum company stealing their logo.

You know, because they’ve sucked so hard for so long.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 30, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

haha

i really am genuinely curious though

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought all the logos had a copyright symbol on them.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i dont have one on any of my cardinals jerseys (at least that I can find)

and I don’t see one as obvious as the Cub’s one on the Cardinals jerseys now

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, so it's like a giant copyright thing.

uhhh… compensating for the fact that their logo is a copyright symbol?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

some do, others don't

google different teams logos and you will find some with a little TM and others without it. As is the case for the Cubs

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 30, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha

thanks… i was just confused cause i thought that if you were the team you wouldnt’ have to

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like they added it around 1957

from here

but that doesn’t really explain why…

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jun 30, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you talking about the Trademark symbol (TM)

or the fact that their logo looks like a huge copyright symbol ©

Signatures are overrated.

by hr on Jun 30, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hah

rec’d

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

im talking about the copywright symbol that is actually in the logo

its in the lower right section (quadrant)

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is the deal with the fucking reds?

this late inning comeback crap is the most unsustainable thing in the world, yet it continues to happen

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 30, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

don't you just hate Joey Votto

"I've had pretty good success with Stan (Musial) by throwing him my best pitch and backing up third." - Carl Erskine

by spfldbird on Jun 30, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think both are awesome

well, votto already is, and bruce i think will be a beast. i root for talent to take hold – always sad when it doesn’t, especially if you are the one promoting it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do.

And I have no idea why.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've hated him since he's been in the league.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's his smirk.

"I've had pretty good success with Stan (Musial) by throwing him my best pitch and backing up third." - Carl Erskine

by spfldbird on Jun 30, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has some issues

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

so,

let’s score some runs off a AA starter, please. a sweep would be nice considering arizona gave us a win in the first game

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

this.

cards haven’t swept a series all year! time to get one!

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

*3 game series

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah 0-6 in 3 game series sweep attempts...

Let’s make it 1-7!

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-6?

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Jun 30, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit!! Stupid fingers.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i ditched my fingers a long long time ago for my TI-89

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

and 3 of our were

and we won by one run

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

True, but subtract our errors and theirs and its a tie game

We easily could have won anyway, going against their bullpen

by ViperLjs on Jun 30, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, true

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope, would have gotten one of them anyway with the ball off the wall

probably both, to be honest

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I need some help remember a past Cardinal.

He was a lefty in the bullpen for us rather recently, he once died his hair white, announcers sometimes talked about how he fixed some behavior issues, and he had a lot of tattoos. I can’t think of his name, does anybody know who I’m talking about?

by StopSpe on Jun 30, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Radinsky?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kline?

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's actually who I was trying to name...and came up with Radinsky.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even more recent than him.

I think it might have been Tyler Johnson, but I’m not sure. I think the player pitched in 2006.

by StopSpe on Jun 30, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that may be right

"I've had pretty good success with Stan (Musial) by throwing him my best pitch and backing up third." - Carl Erskine

by spfldbird on Jun 30, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

based on your description

I’d say Tyler Johnson too

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jun 30, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

its either him or flores

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't remember Flores bleaching his hair

I do remember Johnson. When he bleached, he started pitching better and then got injured or something???

"I've had pretty good success with Stan (Musial) by throwing him my best pitch and backing up third." - Carl Erskine

by spfldbird on Jun 30, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

he got injured, yeah

he was good, too. didn’t he knock up al’s daughter, or was that someone else?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I ruined my Cards jersey

With TJ’s autograph. Everyone always asks me who signed it. I just shake my head…

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

bill pulsipher?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp doesn't take shit from Paul Molitor

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

so this is our last chance to post eels, right?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

who are you, d-dee?

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

[checks bloodlust for glorious violence]

nope.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

my levels aren't quite that high

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Wow… // RT @BJRains From STATS INC…the 1st inning was only the 4th time this season that Holliday has driven in Pujols. He drove him in 15 times last season.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait for the regression

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love me some regression

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

how will he drive him in batting second, when lud returns?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shannon was talking about cavemen

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

i ABSOLUTELY HATE

when pitchers try to bunt with 2 strikes.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than a DP

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

reds win!

roy halladay gives up 13 hits! naturally!

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 30, 2010 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

pardon my language

but bleep the reds

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

good team

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Barry Enright, Royal Canadian Mounted Police....2 IP, 29 pitches

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

With the way he's cherishing each fucking pitch

I’ll guess yes

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure i want to watch a guy do that...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it pronounced LaRoach or LaRosh

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Both Rooney and Shannon are saying LaRoach

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i do like them immensely… but it is annoying that they say LaRoach

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

la roshe

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

this.

and i don’t care if the cards have to trade shelby miller to do it.

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

:(

.

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...

would you rather have the walters/hawks/ottavino/soup platoon or lee?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

this year or in 2013?

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's no way to run a baseball team

We don’t have a $200 million payroll

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

does not compute

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

OPEN DEWALLET!!!1

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does he like pies?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the beauty of it

we can afford cliff fucking lee despite the holliday snafu – gotta go for it, if we have enough to get it done – shelby plus who else? amderson and craig? do it yesterday.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would like to welcome both of you to my bandwagon.

I’ve been preaching this for a month.
Waino, Lee, Carp, Jaime, Penny.

SEXY.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 30, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too short-sighted

We can’t just keep trading our #1 prospects away for veterans. It’s not sustainable. Yes, Lee will net 2 draft picks, but those picks will be even further away from contributing at the Major League level, and we need those for the next 7 years with Holliday and Pujols taking up the lion’s share of our payroll

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want flags.......

NOW!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flags fly forever. . .

It helps if you draft well consistently. Trading away a Dan Haren when your farm is “producing” Chris Lamberts is a problem. Trading away a Daric Barton and Brett Wallace when your farm is producing Colby Rasmus and David Freese and Nick Stavinhoa (just kidding on that last one) is less problematic.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Jun 30, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

those picks might very well be closer to contributing

as they may be college guys years older than shelby – and is shelby better than matias? seems matias is doing pretty well considering at his age shelby was pitching to high schoolers. and the qb supp pick has big upside too.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh lord

freese and boggs vying for title of best singer
stav is trying to set up a karaoke showdown

when the man stew goes wrong….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

wow. how angry would we be

if jeff suppan were doing this to us?

by DanUpBaby on Jun 30, 2010 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

...we would be drunk.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

we’re used to it. we’ve got the appropriate response down.

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought we had moved past anger and on to acceptance?

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Jun 30, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

the good news... Oh Hi Boog actually catches the ball.

the bad news… he was shaking his hand after the barehand catch.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

no, into the glove, but it smashed his right hand.

is someone supposed to communicate, there?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

when they suck

unfortunately, they don’t. pretty even with us, in fact, until they make a trade. and yes, we get penny back, probably, but they get volquez and chapman…plus their trade by trader jock.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

they're like soccer

a lot of running around with suspiciously little scoring.

by DanUpBaby on Jun 30, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

oh snap!

I want to post this on my FB!!

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jun 30, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha ditto.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then someone gets carded and sent off.

Wait, is this high school?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

fixed

Jeff Suppan-pitched games and TLR are why people hate baseball

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Jeff Passan is an asshat
Hoping that the Cards trade for Cliff Lee!

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chicks do dig the long ball, I've been told.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

indeed

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If I have learned anything from JD

the ladies love it

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also, The Last Airbender is getting HILARIOUSLY bad reviews

Ebert: “The Last Airbender… Let’s hope so”

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

don't see the movie.

see the animated series, which is a masterpiece, not someone’s storyboard for a movie.

they also essentially took a series with no Caucasians, drawing on predominantly Asian mythologies, and cast white kids in the equivalent of First Nation, Tibetan, and Chinese roles. quote about the casting call: “Also, note the casting director’s comments about what actors should wear to the auditions. She says that if you’re Korean, wear a Kimono, and if you’re Belgian, wear Lederhosen.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great article discussing race in the movie

Linky

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

When someone guesses what the M stands for.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manoj

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today's squeezer is:

Angel Campos

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

same as last night?

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vanover last night. Campos was at 1st.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS GAME IS SO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

tell us about your quest to have dinner with the power brokers of the Mariners.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

GD is broken...It says Arizona - St. Louis, but it's a Boston - New York replay.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair

i’d be working slowly if i faced dj tools yesterday and all of a sudden it’s albert pujols

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW.

dbacks fail.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

he was out

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

He was off the bag

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

did he take his foot off the bag

or was it never on the bag?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

took his foot off the bag trying to quickly make the throw to second

'Real women know that the way to a man's heart...is through a melee attack!' - KB
Formerly known as The_teague

by Heisenberg on Jun 30, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The better question is...

Did he WANT to have his foot on the bag. Moreover, what do the foot and bag represent.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 30, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is no bag

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Baby don't hurt me

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

took it off early

barely but definitely early

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody here cares if I watch baseball while I work haha

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats f'n awesome

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

you suck

best job ever. i would take the pay cut to have your job

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's definitely not lost on me how fortunate I am to have this job

And trust me; you’ll DEFINITELY take a pay cut

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone have a score please?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 30, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

tied at 1

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-1

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks all.....

This woking during games thing sucks.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 30, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

working as well.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 30, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

welcome to my world

friday games are my only release

but can you not get the games on you firefix portable w/ flash?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't get any video through our firewall.

I’m listening, but I have to leave the desk and such. Oh, and I can’t get flash to effin work on my portable. I grabbed all the plugins, but I have to play with that more. It’s like it tries to install it on the machine, instead of just on FF.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 30, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

sbn fights me, most days. better late than never

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a good call by the Ump, but its about the equivalent of calling

the guy at second safe on a double play because the SS swiped around the bag

'Real women know that the way to a man's heart...is through a melee attack!' - KB
Formerly known as The_teague

by Heisenberg on Jun 30, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

i hope they keep calling that

it reminds me of traveling in the nba

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

apu does it all the time

and it’s not supposed to be called anymore, just like the phantom out at second. wonder why he called it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

left field crowd fail?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

ESPN GameCast

is showing a lof of these inside balls as borderline strikes

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jun 30, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Al says you just can't have young players in the cleanup spot

Some weird hybrid reason that involves young players “earning it” and letting veteran players “do their job.”

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

they've never played before

duh

"He’s in his own world out there. He says he doesn’t cuss. I disagree." - Skip Schumaker on Jason Motte
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 30, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No mention of the fact that Holliday has not really been doing that job

Assuming the job involves driving in lots of runs. Maybe the job description is something else, though. Hard to know, given that we’re talking about rambling Al here.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

matty :(

but hey – stolen bases!

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Jeff Passan is an asshat
Hoping that the Cards trade for Cliff Lee!

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

the ole up and in

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

And inning wasted.

'Real women know that the way to a man's heart...is through a melee attack!' - KB
Formerly known as The_teague

by Heisenberg on Jun 30, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

give colby a chance

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

i ham nexdef

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey dan - a high fly ball

ain’t the same as a pop-up. combining the two, like you just did, is even worse. can i have your job? kthanks

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Jeff Passan is an asshat
Hoping that the Cards trade for Cliff Lee!

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

at least we had a double steal

do I need to grill some cheese sandwiches or something???

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

on a break from work

I didn’t know this was a day game either. How’s Soup look?

by nota bene on Jun 30, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Why doesn't every team just call up 3 or 4 minor-league nobodies

to pitch against the Cardinals each series?

Honestly, shouldn’t you punish opponents for trotting out anything other than major-league talent?!

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 30, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell was that Lopez?

That ball have horns? You waving a red flag? Ole!

'Real women know that the way to a man's heart...is through a melee attack!' - KB
Formerly known as The_teague

by Heisenberg on Jun 30, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Well you can't say he's not mobile over there

It was impressive how fast he got out of the way of that one.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

i could have made that play!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Stavinoha almost looked epic.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 30, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

stav ugly

but thanks for the save boog!

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Jeff Passan is an asshat
Hoping that the Cards trade for Cliff Lee!

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Well so far this game is depressing the hell out of me

but then i went here and cheered up

http://verydemotivational.com/

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

i still think he's just a big fan

of the graph of cos(x). he’s taken 2 routes that were identical to it in 2 days

an illustration for those not so mathematically inclined

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that wouldn't be so bad

think if he followed the path of csc(x) every time

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

back to prenups we go.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 30, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 30, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice sine

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

mother of god

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel sleepy all of a sudden

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fibonacci?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 30, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay math!

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Jun 30, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ughhhhh....

Randall Cunningham’s kid drowned in a hot tub today – god that really sucks. Living near Philly for so long I was always a Cunningham fan, if not an Eagles fan. What a blow…

:=8(

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;ylt=AjqCbmDSutvyFI2aeFQYs45nYcB?slug=ap-cunningham-childdrowning

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jun 30, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

:(

RIP Cunningham’s kid

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Jeff Passan is an asshat
Hoping that the Cards trade for Cliff Lee!

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

:(

horrible

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tragic :(

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 30, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

In signing Suppan, the Cardinals were hoping that he would be able to regain his old ways of holding a team to 3 or less runs.

What is missing in that equation is the Cardinals SCORING RUNS.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 30, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

this will be a dilemma

Soup certainly isn’t fooling anybody, but. only one run over four, around some poor defense. Meaning he will pitch again. One of these starts he is gonna get nailed.

by the Tewk on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Paint drying or this game. Discuss.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Depends on the color :D

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 30, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be painting later...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

personally id prefer watching the grass grow...

to each his own i guess

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seconded.

And it takes me 20 minutes to mow my yard.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

stav got a hit :/

back in the lineup tmrw probably :(

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Jeff Passan is an asshat
Hoping that the Cards trade for Cliff Lee!

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry, enright

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is with all the dead grass in the outfield?

and they want me to buy the scott’s busch stadium turf mix at home depot? fat fucking chance

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 30, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

From the Eagles concert

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

no wonder the dude doesn't like the eagles

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

"That grass really held the stadium together."

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Jun 30, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

They pissed on your f*cking grass dude

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

cue Don Henley saying

any time an outfield is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

by nota bene on Jun 30, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks Al

Young pitchers don’t — and should not necessarily — jump at lucrative contract offers because you can walk across the street and get hit by a car.

Stringing together one coherent thought can be tough.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

Shannon: if these guys are getting paid by the hour they are going to be millionaires

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Sid Bream

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Barry Bonds agrees.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Jun 30, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

stav riding a turtle

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert's bad example.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think it's that kind of blog....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a little too much Dbacks catcher for the front row.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

What does it say about me that I purposely got tickets in the right field corner

in order to have instant access to the bacon-wrapped hot dogs and supreme nachos?

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 30, 2010 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

yes, they are exquisite.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 30, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're street-vendor food in LA

After USC games, campus is littered with them. Soooooooooo good

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had no idea...

I will have to check that out this week! I get Thu and Fri games, so does that mean I have The Hawk and Jaime?

I’ll take it.

by goodymobb on Jun 30, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's says that you're a pretty awesome dude

and a real american

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

....I did that. not the same section, though.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know there was one on the left field side...

don’t remember the one in right. I drank a lot though, so I may have missed it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jun 30, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOBsters

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 30, 2010 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Ponys :3

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Al hating on a couple of young kids dancing...

‘Goddamn hippies, its not Woodstock, MEH!’

'Real women know that the way to a man's heart...is through a melee attack!' - KB
Formerly known as The_teague

by Heisenberg on Jun 30, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Right Honorable Barry Enright (Labour - Essexshire-on-the-Thames)....4 IP, 81 pitches.

1 F’in ER

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

We've gotten plenty of people on base

It’s alright. We’re taking good at-bats… it’ll pay off

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh look!

gay people!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

They did look happy

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of gay people

This past weekend was Pride weekend here in San Francisco. Went to the parade for a little while — I have never seen such an astounding concentration of banana hammocks.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be interesting to watch

if you had like a balcony overlooking the whole thing. i dunno if i’d wanna be down in the chaos, though

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stayed out of the main party area

Just watched the parade for a little while on my way to the Giants/Red Sox game. Pretty tame for the most part, unless you consider rampant nudity and floats crawling with scantily clad dancing people to be chaotic.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAU

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jun 30, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was Pride weekend in a lot of cities...

like a coordinated effort. It was in STL too. We went to the Morganford Pet Parade…pretty good time, although probably not as many banana hammocks as you saw.

by goodymobb on Jun 30, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most cities have them in June...

(June is “official” Pride month) Denver was a couple of weeks back…

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jun 30, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I celebrated by going to the Alive mag (w david freese on the cover)

Party at atomic…got into a spin the bottle game w 4 lesbians, 2 straight girls and a dude….talk about a SABR nightmare :-(

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jun 30, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

halloween in nyc

folks fly in to witness this spectacle. it’s better than the mermaid parade in coney island. talk about pride…

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 7:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shannon

We are gonna have to start playing music between pitches… to keep you folks entertained? and then actually starts singing a song

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Jun 30, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

85 mph....called strike.

Chris Young is officially in a hitting funk.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

My bad.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

Adam Wainwright reaches on force attempt, throwing error by Aaron Heilman. Jaime Garcia scores. Brendan Ryan to 3rd. Adam Wainwright to 2nd. None out.

by TBender on Jun 30, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

chris young is good, or at least very talented a la bj upton

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jul 1, 2010 8:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

amazing to think

that it will actually speed up with relief pitching changes…

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jun 30, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game sucks.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

it doesn't matter how long you take between pitches, suppan

you still suck

*now with more veterany veteranness and a higher grit factor

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 30, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

He is what he is

a 5-inning pitcher with a 6.00 ERA. You can’t blame him. Blame the mental giants in the front office and in the dugout who thought he’d be a great pickup to replace Penny and Lohse.

by Michael_68_1999 on Jun 30, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, there aren't

but if we’re going to look for stopgaps, how about giving major league experience to pitchers who may one day play an important role in the future of the team, like Ottavino?

Instead of Suppan, who has no future in this organization?

by Michael_68_1999 on Jun 30, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't disagree

I’m just saying that if they didn’t trust the internal guys, Suppan was probably the best external solution.

by mojowo11 on Jun 30, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are/were guys that you could work with

But Suppan is old and hasn’t been effective in 3 years

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 30, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 runs in 5 innings isn't exactly terrible

we should win this game if soup gives us this

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 30, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

good question

guess they just don’t feel like bringing em out. bastards.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Jeff Passan is an asshat
Hoping that the Cards trade for Cliff Lee!

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 30, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'm partially to blame

When we swept the Braves in the 4-game series, I posted a picture of a broom on my facebook page and said “to my Braves fan friends”…karma

by jd is legend on Jul 1, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um, please no bunt?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Jun 30, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Overflow up.

Here.

Death needs time for what it kills to grow in.

by the red baron on Jun 30, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Al just mentioned Allen Craig.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 30, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

If it makes you feel better i remember the sign and I'm only 22

i remember the sign and I’m only 21. I always prefered the Molly Brown’s fireworks and amish furniture one stop shop though.

by Holtguy on Jun 30, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

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