Game 61 Open Thread: Cardinals at Diamondbacks
St. Louis Cardinals at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jun 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT
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Liking the lineup
Get Freese back and things should go back to normal.
i was promised
that the pictures of my uncircumcised penis was for medical records only!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
was were
/onelinerfail
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
preemptive eelbomb
rec
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it would be nice if they visited.
so this would be a shade less depressing.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
good dudes
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
no winn either!
this is grea….wait a minute…
< devoured by zombie miles and winn >
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome lineup...
for one night only we can pretend that Aaron Miles is an insurance salesman living a quiet life in Altoona, as it should be…
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
and not merely winn them anymore
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
almost perfect
once freese is back, put him in skip’s spot, put floppy at 2b, and i’d be in lineup heaven.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Yup.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Tyler Norrick's lifeless corpse dumped from 40-man
to make room for Suppan’s lifeless arm.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
Reeeeallly
I’m still confused as to what the current state of Jeff Suppan is with regards to our team
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
He isn't signed yet
but he will be.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
he will arrive later. connection problems in Minnesota. or so they say.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
He lost his luggage?
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
i'm sure he will find it again ... shortly...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Alas poor Norrick
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
A jester gesture
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
There goes the insurance plan
And the ability to not be tested for drugs of abuse.
Not afraid to nitpick
Bring out your dead!
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
what did we do
what did we do to deserve this
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
It has to be something to do with Sonic.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Fredbird shook his head, damn it!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
This Chris Resop character intrigues me.
Apparently the Braves have to either trade him or call him up by the end of June.
i think they need outfield help
what with carrying melky and mclouth. long-term i think he would be well worth taking a chance on – not sure if the cards view our situation strictly in the short-term or not.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
jay or craig, maybe
hinske has at least been hitting in left, so maybe they prefer the cf’er – mcclouth and melky really suck.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
is he both a wave and a particle?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
See ball, flail ball.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
and one of those was a K
fun times.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
I haz a sad
We have more eels on this page than AZ Snakepit does on their thread.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
LOL Albert, you keep spreading that dirt in the batters box after the ump rings you up.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"Oh, I was batting? I was just finishing my zen garden."
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
one day they'll realize he was actually writing out the secret of the universe
and then Hardcore Legend’s quest to record every Cardinals game makes him the most powerful being alive.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
His velocity looks up to me.
I don’t remember him hitting 93 consistently.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
nix led off with single for reds, bottom 9
now on second
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
damn jaime
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Brewers have all of them
they’re collecting lefties to throw against us.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
gotta catch 'em all!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
they also miss lee and hernandez next series
the reds, meanwhile, will see both of them.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
He's flying open.
He needs to close his front shoulder and finish his pitches.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
He's been regressing
for his past two starts. This is nothing new
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
Yes, I know
but with the rotation falling apart and Suppan coming on, this is time for Jaime to come back and adjust
I want the Walrus back...
apparently, there is no outside strike tonight
adjust jaime
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
had about 10
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I think it was 12
going into today’s games.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
12 wins in their last at bat, 21 comeback wins. out of 35.
unbelievable.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
quite
that rate obviously wont hold up, though. im not really worried about winning the division, aside from some serious injuries or something. should i be?
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Dunno
I wasn’t, but I’m sliding slowly in that direction here lately (and I mean before the LA series, too).
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
lot of bad signs
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
beyond the injuries
those are going to happen in a season, no sense basing anything on some injuries.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Or that
‘though I’d rather have the DP
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
With Reynolds
it’s either a HR or a K. I’ll take the K, Mr. “200 strikeouts per year”
I want the Walrus back...
and upton has struck out more than reynolds
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
fun facts
D’Backs have majors’ worst K% as a team (27.5%; next closest is Toronto w/ 23.5%). 4th worst BB/K @ .41.
Man, what the hell happened to Justin Upton.
More K’s than Reynolds. Lost absolutely all plate discipline on the outside pitches.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
there's the outside edge
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Wow....
“When he’s hot, he hits everything, when he’s not, he hits nothing”
OH REALLY?!?!??!
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
it wouldn't be so bad
if it weren’t the same three commercials every commercial break for the whole season
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Al struggles not to say "THAT BOY'S NOT RIGHT!" on the air
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
*blooming* cactus.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
aren't they really good in extras?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Holliday likes hitting with no one on.
Hollidub
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
Holliday + Power??
Does not compute.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
apparently Big Head had a terrible BP
yeah Big Head! eat that, BP.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
kind of a dick nickname
you’ve been trying to make it a meme all season and it hasn’t caught on yet
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
nothing is worse than that
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
who said I'm trying to make it a meme?
I don’t care who picks up what I say. I like it.
you, on the other hand, seem to care very much about what I say.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
you don't like matt holliday. we get it
make up derogatory nicknames to be a prick annoy me. so, yeah
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
what the hell?
how is it derogatory?
is there something I’m missing here?
and why are you assuming I don’t like Matt Holliday? wtf. you’re pissed off over something I don’t even agree with?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
i call him hollidaisy
because he’s either a wallflower or shrinking violet – take your pick. on the other hand, big head is no different from lego.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
eh, good point
i guess it’s just so incredibly uncreative that it seems like you’re just actively trying to be a dick
it’d be like calling colby dumb stupid
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
dude, just keep on finding ways to be pissed off.
guess what… you’re going to keep on being pissed off.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm not particularly pissed off...
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
my back is a little sore, though
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
whatever.
kindly stop putting words in my mouth.
if I said something which was misconstrued, then ask me about it instead of getting bent out of shape over nothing.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
not because i was bending out of shape
because i had to ride a crappy bike across town and i’m out of shape
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
what kind of bike did you end up getting?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
magna, magnum
something like that
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
it's a bicycle
i think it’s from the 80s
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
leadoffallday
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
He needs AB's for his playoff PH!
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
the real question
is whether kerry robinson gets in game shape in time to pinch hit for him in the NLDS
by DanUpBaby on Jun 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Indeed.
Sign him NOW!
I do wonder if TLR feels guilty about that though.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
bad news...
Strauss made him do it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
cmon skip
its 2-0, dont swing at a borderline changeup
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
We should construct our lineup in such a way...
as to bunch hits together as much as possible. For example, the leadoff man hits a double and then one of the next three batters singles. This would lead to a run and would prove to be an effective element in winning ballgames.
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
alrighty then
Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.
by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
Did that just happen?
Whoa.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
Holy crap, two doubles in one inning
NONSENSE!
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
who's a worse play by play guy
jay randolph or ricky horton?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
randolph
I like horton, so I’m in a distinct VEB minority, but while horton is annoying randolph is just staggeringly incompetent.
He's basically a golf announcer perpetually doing a charity pro-am event...
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
by guayzimi on Jun 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I saw an ESPN Classic broadcast
where he was announcing a bowling tournament.
It was in the late 80’s.
High quality.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Randolph, by a mile.
Horton at least pronounces words and names correctly.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
there was a popout in between there
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
Rolen tearing it up for the Reds.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
I'm gonna catch some Z's
When i wake up we better have won, if not either a) the game will have lasted around 100 innings or b) we lost and there will be trouble
Looking at you Suppan
This is why you take a 3 hour pregame nap like I did.
I feel glorious. Also, Taco Bell is good.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
we should score 7 or 8 a game in this park
hopefully we hold them under that
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
D-backs announcers said
that the team has averaged around 3 runs the last couple of weeks
I want the Walrus back...
whoa yadi
swing the same day the ball is pitched
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
3 hits in one inning?!? WTF
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
Not only that,
but three hits and run(s)!
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Bless you, Yadi.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
flu-like symptoms
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
dan mclaughlin did too much peyote
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
whoa
the thought of Dan McLaughlin tripping balls and talking to animals in the mountains is just too much
"Dan—it is I, your spirit guide."
“OHHHH YEAH!!!”
by DanUpBaby on Jun 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Spirit guide, this peyote is like having an amazing adventure without having to do much at all
You know Dan, it really is.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
New leader for VEB tagline
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
you have no idea
how much i wish this was true
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
He had an unfortunate incident with a pulled pork sandwich
in the pre-game buffet line.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
And we have a ballgame!
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
Nope.
Mendoza line is .200 in honor of Luis Mendoza (iirc) who batted under .200 during 5 seasons
I want the Walrus back...
Which is confusing because he was a lifetime .215 hitter.
Oh well.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
My bad, man
the guy’s name is Mario Mendoza and here are his stats. Five different seasons batting under .200 is just ridiculous.
I want the Walrus back...
Luis Mendoza was from Mighty Ducks, lol.
He can really fly!
by jackhammerslam on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
mendoza and uek line often confused
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Nope
.200 whether Mendoza actually ever had a season BA of .200 or not, the line is .200
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
I’ve never heard anything but .200
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
From who? In the mainstream it's almost always referred to as .200 afaik.
the fact that Mario Mendoza actually had a career avg of .215 is irrelevant.
blarg
Apparently browsing the internets it's been at both
Though wikipedia says .200 so let’s go with that.
Not afraid to nitpick
I've always heard .200
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
this is a soda-or-pop thing I think
it gets quoted both ways. Regardless, you want to be a better hitter in your career than Mendoza, so either one gets the point across.
technically 200 is the euk line
but yeah, either way
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
2 words that will never again be in the same sentence.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
the first baseman was just plain lazy
was yadi running on the pitch or something?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Hit-n-run
and, lost in the excitement, Boog hit a good drive, unfortunately right at the fielder, but, maybe a good sign.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
wow... just wow
Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.
by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
Nice Jedi mind trick, Yadi.
You’ll need to teach the other guys that.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
Yadi with just hit fingertips on the bag.
HAHA
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
Hi friends!
I’m back!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Welcome back, CG.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
welcome friend
pull up a chair and enjoy the game. before you sit down will you get me a beer? thanks
Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.
by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
They've been over.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Lots of stuff.
I had a job that was 10 hours a day. But I got laid off. Then I was in Chicago. I just got a new car.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
you're about 75 percent of the way to having
A good blues song right there – in chicago, working 10 hours a day, then laid off.
Change the new car to a used mustang or thunderbird and you’re set. Or maybe a man who don’t care none for you.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Jun 12, 2010 1:33 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
the day Colby gets back
clever girl.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
And I'm wearing my Colby shirt!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, wait a minute
does that mean LA was CG’s fault? Surely not!
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
we had aaron miles stand in for you while you were away
his comments were…eh.
welcome back.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Well hopefully he won't come back.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
the Zen of Mike Shannon
“The good teams do not beat themselves. They let the other team beat themselves.”
true though
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
man i can't wait for khalil greene jokes to be socially acceptable...
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I love them 'cause
that probably means DirecTV will eventually have to give free HD too and my procrastination will finally pay off.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah two lead off singles and then nothing...
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
I kind of like Mitch Williams on MLBTV.
I’m surprised.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
Penny is Progressing Nicely per MRI today.
Why does this not give me comfort?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
great, that's the cards' equivalent of leprosy
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Pulled a muscle..... pulled it RIGHT OFF.
apologies to those who don’t get this.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
if progressing nicely
he would be back already
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
still doing MRI's?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Yeah, that's what has me worried.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
just before bleeding him with leeches
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
That's an offseason project
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Better hope for 20 innings again. . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
so what'd I miss?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Dan tripping balls, CG is back, Yadi is a Jedi, Penny and MRIs.
Also, bean crock.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
bean crock.
it’s good that you’re the brain twin, and not the spirit guide.
….. you haven’t guided anyone’s spirit, have you?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't involve myself in serious matters such as spirits.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
of course.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Money for the kids!
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
Hotmaker turns the DP
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
That was a nice DP.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
damnit
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
that was really nice
by lopex and skipper – shocking.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
damn it, Boog.
to the doghouse. this irregular playing time crap should not be an excuse.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he's not picking as much... just a hair off. just a hair.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
boog forgot about his changed throwing motion
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I wouldn't be surprised if he "misses" it just to teach Boog a lesson.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
he's.... sabotaging Boog's GG? he's not allowed to hit him in the face anymore?*
not that he was going to be in the running this year. at all.
*actual occurrence
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't say sabotaging...
But maybe a little “I’m not going to bail your ass out, learn how to throw” going on?
Just a bit?
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
but he's not killing Albert anymore.
he used to throw so Albert would be in the basepaths.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
zomg, you too?!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel blasphemous saying it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
no... no, in this case, I feel ill.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Pitchcount on Jaime?
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
too high for sure
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
That's better Boog.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
CG, I'm trying to remember if the Cards picked up anyone from Clemson
I think they did. I should dig that out one day.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I just know Colorado got our Quarterback.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
signability?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I have from one of his friends:
“If I get picked in the first four rounds, I’m going to baseball.” So yeah.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
nice
CG with the insider scoop. maybe even as good as mysterui.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
People are really mad about it.
But if he doesn’t sign I’ll seriously doubt his decision making skills and his smarts. He should sign.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
that must've been what Holliday's decision was like
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, Holliday realized
that if he continued to play football…a large amount of his salary would go towards custom helmets for his melon head.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
that would've sucked for him
they didn’t start taking the concussion studies seriously till now. his career would probably be over already.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, well he should
he can start getting paid now and get going – all he is sacrificing is playing college quarterback, and he has no pro aspirations in football
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
BTW
in the paper today or yesterday, they had an article about the three Cards draftees playing against each other this weekend (Cox vs. ASU pitchers). Cox said in the article how neat it was, etc., but that it’d be neat being teammates afterward, or some such. Not that that is a accurate indication, but he didn’t say anything about “if” or whatever, just talked about being in the Cards system.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
hey, he turned down 800k out of high school
he’s going to get a million more now – good move, but only if he takes it. he’ll sign.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Is that the outfielder that they said didn't have enough arm strength?
Seriously.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe in the mountain air.........
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
He has fine arm strength from what I've seen.
And that’s football and baseball.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
the draft reports said he'll have to play left because of his arm
the dude is a quarterback with no arm?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
or he has a Saltalamacchia
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
i think he actually doesn't have a strong arm in football, either
as he’s not a pro prospect. probably short passes for long gains to that super player they had.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
No.
His arm is his best asset in football. I cannot tell you how many times this season he threw a pass downfield and I though crap he overthrew it only to find he had passed it to Jacoby Ford like 60-70 yards downfield.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
ah, well scouts don't think much of it anyway
he’s a power hitter though, with good all-around athleticism. did he pitch at all at clemson?
btw, any pro can throw 60+ yards, even an old man like brunell. arm strength refers to the zip you get on shorter (20yd) passes, a la favre who could thread a needle with a 90mph pass.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
His arm was never a problem.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
And I'm talking football.
Which is consistent with everything I know about him. His defense in baseball was never the best, mostly because of his arm, but his football arm is really very good.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
21 strikes, 21 balls.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
the answer to the great question
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Somewhat like last start
he got better in the middle innings. Hopefully that’ll happen tonight.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck off hardee's
i would be ecstatic if one of my friends made fresh biscuits
by LukeMP1186 on Jun 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
seriously
hardee’s commercials suck. their tagline is basically “hardee’s: because guys are stupid, right, and that’s awesome.”
by DanUpBaby on Jun 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yup
just like beer commercials.
This one time, I read this awesome Bud Light commercial parody on McSweeneys. You should check it out.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I make excellent scratch biscuits.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it usually is in the morning
(yawn, scratch)
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
reply failure.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you.
Hardee’s commercials are why I don’t go to Hardee’s.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
this should be green
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
The Cat catfights with Mo?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ahhh.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
nope.
it’s Mo.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
so was allen craig/tyler greene
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
ha ha
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
crap
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, guys in the booth
cuz what happened 4 years ago is a good reason to be happy about Suppan
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
I do wish [redacted] Rick Horton would specify which Lopez.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yeah. bert's not 0-10 against felipe.
(hi everybody!)
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice
zoomzoom on the road to commenting redemption.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
in an iron mask?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
a lawyer
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
female Card's fan?
that’s all I got
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
no apostrophe there
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
figure out where she's sitting
she mentioned the number of rows, before.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously?
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
twitterers would know this info
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Dangit
Albert seems to be taking everything down the middle early, then ends up swinging at something off the plate late to SO or pop-up. Maybe Colby’s dad needs to send him to the optometrist.
Mo counsels patience and calm.
soothing like the ocean.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
insanity later is a given
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Basically that they are not pushing the panic button.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
sure doesn't seem that way.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
something about
two of our best players were hurt this week. Don’t panic.
Then he signs Miles and Suppan!
not worried about this last week
playing without a couple regulars
every team goes through funks
picked the wrong month to stop sniffing glue
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Mo-speak.
every team goes through it, etc. stay calm and single file to the exits.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I know longer like Johnny Mo
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
DON'T KILL ALBERT.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
not for the second baseman!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
hey, albert
that was directly in front of skip
let him take it
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
you know
had fat miguel cabrera just gone and covered first, the 2nd baseman would have had an easy play and galarraga would have had his perfect game
something something counting his money!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Open DeWallet!
Ami doing it rite?
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
now I want to hear Matt Holliday suddenly pull a convincing Dave Chappelle......
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe you mean Donnell Rawlings.
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
Albert is having a defensive slump.........
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
fixed
Albert is having a defensive slump………
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
sadly, this.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
oh crap
the sucky defense is contagious!!
Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.
by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
well... DP's are easy. thus far.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Jaime!
en el momento que parece que va a fallar, empieza a dominar de nuevo
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
hey hey! watch yer mouth!
/arizona’d
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
politics
but yeah, fuck Arizona.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Reds lose.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
Raise your hand if you thought Scott Rolen would slug 600 after leaving the Cards...
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
i thought 700
but i love rolen
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
cincy loses
"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac
d'backs fsn asks
what cardinals rookie pitcher holds record for K’s in a season?
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
what a hansome man
"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac
.
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually liked the show Greed back in the day so much better than Millionaire
Not afraid to nitpick
is this a trick question?
it has to be Ankiel, unless there’s some guy from the 1890s I don’t know about.
Holliday and that low and inside pitch.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
why do we swing so often at ball 4
and when the fuck can I stop hearing about the Eagles coming to town?
"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac
Al brokered the meeting between Fernando and Jaime.
While texting Jim Edmonds and tending the flag for Joe Morgan on the 9th green.
nice
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Morning, guys. JG a lot of pitches and lots of them out of the zone. What gives?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Missing outside most of the time.
Outside corner is non-existent.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, that was fast.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
that woman's hair looks like that guy's whiskers
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
That guy is going to have a lot of liquid cheese in his fu-manchu.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
he seems to be doing well, though.
must have practice….
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
our defense is awesome
"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac
where the fuck was albert on that one?
i am going to blame him for not fielding it
"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac
clearly Skip was beating himself up over sucking so much that Albert has to take his ground balls.
then he tried to un-velcro his glove
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
3 errors already for the Cards tonight
wow…infield fail
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
wtf skip
3 errors for the cards already.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
zomg! you too?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm bothered by skip's sideburns.
i don’t want to be. but i am.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'm bothered by dennys' sideboobs
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
that's not something one can shave.
give the man a break.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I bought that video
Fred McGriff was one of my heroes.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
And now, I can play second base better than Skip Schumaker
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
somewhere, tom emanski sits in hoveround quiety weeping
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm troubled by the notion
that Jaime has watched Chris Carpenter and figured that the great ones get themselves into jams.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
but he did learn to break those bats
"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac
was that young?
i’d pitch around him – their best hitter this year, with johnson.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Yep, Young
has the only hit against him so far so, no real problem with that walk. The one to Ojeda on the other hand… meh.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
the Royals... don't suck today.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Jaime has thrown more balls than strikes.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
WTF - three errors and three walks. . . bad formula for surrendering three unearned. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Jaime, you are not getting that corner
adjust
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
but he's on tv!
…oh.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Clearly outside.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
Another Matt Murton article on Fangraphs...
dude plays in Hanshin and they’re still writing about him…
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
what is with these bats?
and shut up Rick Horton
uncreative bastard
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
see what you started, billy ripken?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
In his defense
it does feel like he’s thrown about 90 so far!
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Albert has a smile after the popup
starts chatting about it.
it was that high!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
these walks!
they need to stop or Garcia will never be better than a 3 starter.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
If Skip doesn't make that error
he wouldn’t have faced three batters this innings
I want the Walrus back...
biscuit batter?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
4 days is normal rest
still not understanding this rest talk – he is on normal rest.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
he's walking 3.88 per 9
that is not great
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Walks a guy with a .148 average.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
To get to the pitcher and get out of the jam
I am not sure if Yadi asked for those outside curves, though
I want the Walrus back...
I would be slightly entertained if Aaron Miles and Augie Ojeda stood next to each other.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
They could have a diving contest in the 5 foot deep pool in left field
and not worry about hitting the bottom.
by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
If Augie climbed onto Aaron's shoulders.
would he be as tall as Wainwright?
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
while wearing puffy brown wigs, white overalls, a brown undershirt and white eyebrows?
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
and now the nightmares.
thanks for that.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
73 pitches, 36-37.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
and garcia's only given up 1 hit
sigh
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
too many balls thrown to be hit
why not just wait him out? he’s way off today.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Garcia is the master of the 5 inning shutout...
TLR doesn’t appreciate those.
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
5 excellent innings a hard nine does not make.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Play a hard five and pray for rain. Oppositon - wait out five and pray for Suppan. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
he would be awesome in the little league world series
plus he’s about danny almonte’s size and age
by LukeMP1186 on Jun 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Al finds our pain funny.
or that’s nervous laughter.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Gameday, Gameday , on the screen
Was that a strike, oh has it been?
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
ugh.
it’s rodrigo f. lopez! (not felipe)
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
he pitched very well last game against the rocks
but was up against ubaldo.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
jaime has been outside
he needs to hit those corners.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Yea, mostly
but he’s seemed to gotten squeezed a little too. ‘Course that’ll happen when you don’t show consistency.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
effin boog...
we never should’ve gotten rid of Eckstein, Edmonds, Rolen, or Marquis…
What were we thinking?
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
I here we're talking to the Nats
about bringing Marquis back
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
actually, of those guys
i think eck was the mistake of that crew. rolen’s shoulder was messed up, jimmy was hurtin’, and marquis wasn’t very good.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
SIGN TERRY PENDLETON
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
73 pitches, 52-21
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
Infield fail...AGAIN
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
haha
either albert takes it or schu charges it – wtf?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
in the second inning
shannon was talking about how slow Jaime was to the plate. And how that always makes your defense play on their heels and leads to just bad play…
Damn Drunken Oracles
Jeez, I thought they were going to screw that up.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
Jesus Skip. you about threw that away too.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
Anyone think it might be time for (high) Green T on the infield?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
We have to ask TLR first because Grudzielanek is available.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
might as well bring back
the rest of the 04-05 cards if tlr signs grudz.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
word is vina's in the best shape of his life
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
CS - makes up for one of the FUs
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
"fuck you schu..i'll do it myself"
- Jaime Garcia
"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac
good thing Justin Upton loves to whiff
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
i gotta say i called it
when i said that JUp didn’t have the track record to be drafted so early in fantasy leagues.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Why in the world do they bat Upton and Reynolds back-to-back
combined 165 SO so far this year. I think I’d separate them.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
They've got 6 regulars that K more than 20% of the time...
there’s no escaping the Ks on the Diamondbacks.
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
drew isn't playing
not sure his k-rate, but he usually bats third, i believe – wish we had him.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Oh yeah, that's right
I remember that from our last series. Didn’t they say he was banged up?
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
he’s killing my fantasy teams
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
i've always liked his brother more
i know he has a shoulder issue, but what a talent.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
upton & reynolds
would rival anK of last year
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
WTF - Roony and Shannon talking about DBAX-jacks coming up. . . Reverse jinx??
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
d'backs strike out once every 4.1 at-bats
highest in the last 60 yrs.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
That was a strike to Boog, ump
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
d'backs announcers
say laroche hitting lefties better than righties. bastards.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
Duncan notebook fail
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
fffffffffuuuuuuu
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
double
Reynolds holds up at third. Shannon says he was carrying a two-ton truck around the basepaths with him
NOte to Cards: That was a 2-out hit. Such are helpful to winning games. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
that's the only kind of hit we can manage
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
once we score first
we never like to score again until the other team does
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Freese can only hit RBI's with 2 outs.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
with RISP - forgot to add that
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
JG's last hitter?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
102, 50 for strikes
Pitching ugly
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
jaime's throwing
at least 6 pitches to every batter it seems.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
jaime!
scoar runz now cards!
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
K-me

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
now that, sir, rocks.
much better than the eel-cat scary version the other night.
rec’d
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Needs more eelcat
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
as frustrating as this game is for us
i can’t imagine how it feels for the Dbacks.
"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac
Pitch Count on Jaime?
Probably his last inning, but just in case he goes for the QS.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
No fear! Salvation Army arms at the ready . . . Floppy, Miles, Suppan. . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
I have to say
the D screwed up J-Gar. But he need to bear down and throw strikes. I don’t want to see 4 innings of bullpen. Yet, that’s likely the case
I want the Walrus back...
yeah
given our pen’s history, i’m not excited. especially now that our lead’s just one.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
wtf is with you and our pen
OUR PEN IS GOOD THIS YEAR…. i know how bad 2008 was. but its over now
Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog
by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 13, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
well,
considering he threw more balls than strikes, 1 run in 5 innings will do just fine. hopefully he can develop better control moving forward, or else he’ll always be a threat to leave before the sixth.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
to be fair,
the errors increased the pitch count as well.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Well, 8 LOBsters for Arizona.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
He will
Doesn’t seem like he misses by 5 feet too frequently, he misses just off the plate.
Not afraid to nitpick
I want to see him attack the strike zone
give (teams other than the Diamondbacks) a reason to swing.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
bounced a lot of breaking balls the last two games
when the batter wasn’t going to chase that – gotta make it at least look hittable.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I don't mind that at all
Throw your fastball for strikes, get swings and misses out of the zone with the breaking stuff is a pretty solid gameplan. Falls apart when you don’t throw strikes with the FB though.
Not afraid to nitpick
sure, but you can't just bounce them in front of the plate
why bother? gotta make them better than that.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Not only in front,
but WAAY in front. Not so much tonight, but in Sunday’s game, he drilled the ground 10 feet in front of Yadi a bunch of times.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
We can't fucking hit Rodrigo Lopez...
Where’s that regression everyone was talking about last week?
I want the Walrus back...
rick horton is basically tim mccarver
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
really?
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
no-namer.
adding to the troubling cards tradition.
Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?
by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG Offense, wake the fuck up.
These are all hittable pitches.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
how is it an indictment all?
it’s an indictment on the cardinals farm system that they can’t comprise 60% of their rotation of farmhands at the drop of a hat?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Pujols on this roadtrip so far: 1-14
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
Holiday? Not a lot better batter
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
2-12
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
Pujols is not nearly the hitter he has been in years past...
is he injured? What’s the deal? The Cards can’t give this guy $200 million+ unless an explanation or a turnaround is forthcoming.
DFA Miles, Call up Cox
worried about vision myself
though can’t dismiss psychology re holly’s contract and the team not being aggeressive with him
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
He's always the one saying that they're not going to worry about until it's time to start talks.
The vision thing really strikes me as a strong possibility. Maybe nobody is willing to bring it up with him, nobody that he’ll listen to anyway. Could be a pride thing, if he admits it then it’s a sign of weakness. I don’t know why, Mac was blind as a bat without his contacts.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Something about me
wants to be reasonable and expects turnaround. Another part about me is just tired of waiting for regression
I want the Walrus back...
I'm ready
but I wonder about his vision too. It seems he’s not seeing the ball like he usually has.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The Cardinals list a team dentist
but not a team optometrist. Get with it, medical staff.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
IBB will up the ops
his power is not the same, and his batting average is down because of all the k’s and pop-ups
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Yes, IBB will up the OPS.
But it’s not as if this is the first season he’s been intentionally walked.
Regression, bitches.
so he's what, about 100 points below normal?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
we will officially go off the deep end
when we are shut down by the historically terrible arizona bullpen
Neither team deserves to win this
just terrible baseball all around
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
wow, they get 3 free tacos at taco bell if the d'backs score 6
that’s much better than our deal.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
seriously
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
don't you even
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
are you grade-d meat curious?
cause these tacos will make your bowels furious.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i've never had one
but that seems like a good deal – don’t cards fans get a 25-cent drink or something?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i am a fool for taco bell tacos
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
That's kind of depressing that so few people even bother following the DBacks to keep track of that
Can you even imagine the lines if that happened in STL?
Not afraid to nitpick
their site is busy
you don’t need a ticket stub.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
K-smacked
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
pretty smooth
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I switched the channel and heard Dan, and was horribly disoriented.
actually I had to restart.
but I swear that is Dan.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
so theoretically, whenever Rick Horton speaks
I can switch channels, and it will sound like the usual night?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
HI!!!!!!!!!!
i have a horrible confession.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
duly noted. moving on...
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
i had a lunchable tonight.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
weak
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
...followed by a 14'' imo's pizza that i'm currently destroying.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
216 (from a 6'4 height, thank you)
i actually eat quite healthy the other five days of the week, especially when i’m home.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Young.
I used to be able to eat like that too.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
velocity not that important
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
that's what suppan says
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
next week vs. mariners: cliff lee/felix hernandez.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
we miss them both, i think
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
cincy gets ’em both. everybody wins.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
usually we do
been pretty lucky with that, actually
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
we missed Gallardo before that
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Kershaw the Dodgers' ace?
If not, we missed theirs (and it didn’t help).
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, he is
sometimes we catch an ace, but we have lucked out on “the meat” of the pitching orders
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
The Cards have just been making a lot of guys look like an ace.
Easy mistake.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Our 3-4 combination on this roadtrip....
now a combined 3-27.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
That big contract is just looking better all the time.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
which is the issue
they should have more. Albert is missing pitches he should hit, but neither have been given anything really to hit. And why would they? Ludwick has been the only Cardinal who has hit over the last week and the only other guy other teams would have to deal with. Just pitch around Pujols and Holliday and go after the other guys.
Pujols and Holliday need to continue to take their walks.
How 'bout that?
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
Yadi, a solid single.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
and then that happened.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
BOOOOOOOOOOOG
BOMB
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
You winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
H. F. S.®.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Booger Bomb
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
World turned upside down?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I was going to say, the Brendan Ryan fans are real loud tonight.
I think a relative lives there in AZ.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it was a bunch of guys.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOg
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
g
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Amazing. His BA is now over .200.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
Mendoza weeps. . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
RELIEVERS TAKE BP!
/i don’t know, actually.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
TLR actually pulled Stavinoha back
and sent K-Mac back out there. Guess he’s pitching another inning.
W00T
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
K-Mac's BA drops?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
BOOOOOOOOG!
Late I know but still awesome.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
10 to 1
unfortunately, I’m not joking.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
gotta remind him he's still in the doghouse
don’t let him get too full of himself
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
you can't let miles get cold man
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
Boog wrecks eels.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Jun 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
he eats LOBster like a godfather
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
thats really gross,
and i dont mean the eel…
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
now the whole offense is really in the tank.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
nothing gold can stay, ponyboy
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
hahahaha
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Larry Bowa really likes Boog.
and helps him out.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i could see that
very similar players.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it's both sad and cool
that so many opponents just want him to succeed.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
shush
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
ITS YOUR FAULT.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Jun 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
funny thing about that contraction is
it can be “we are” or it could be “we were”. BE MOAR SPESIFIK!
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
In all fairness!!
I never said “we’re playing good D”
…
…
…
Ahh, fuck me… Sorry guys
I want the Walrus back...
Floppy fail . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
it's reviewable, apparently
but umps refused.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I've learned something new...
* Home run calls (fair or foul)
* Whether the ball actually left the playing field
* Whether the ball was subject to spectator interference
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Only home runs, I believe.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
How about this Brandon Dickson guy?
Pitching in AAA Memphis. In 77 innings, he holds a 3.16 ERA, 52 K’s, 24 BB’s, and a 1.46 GO/AO ratio.
I want the Walrus back...
He's a non-prospect from what I hear
but that’s all I have heard about him.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Should be 2nd and 3rd regardless..
blame your injured 3B for not running to second base on a ball that was hit to the wall.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
fuck
that’s a double
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
ok porkchop
out of the frying pan time
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
...now I'm hungry
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
...

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
99.99 plz
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
Yes, let's put a lefty
on the guy that hits lefties best. Awesome. Love the scouting report.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
I assumed it was career.
My bad, but it’s really odd. This year is one of his worst against righties and best against lefties so far. Guess you have to expect that will shift to the mean.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Failed twice in a row
Reyes is really struggling lately. I’d rather not see him in a tight game for a while.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a little upset they gave him a hit on that ball to Lopez
because then all 4 of our infielders would have an error.
Field for the cycle. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
no, that's making a tough catch, an easy catch, turning a dp and throwing a guy out at home
this is more the fielding equivalent of the cykiel.
blarg
damn
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
it was partly jaime too
he threw a lot of balls
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
ya, a pretty repulsive 50/102 were for strikes
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
i don't disagree
we have bad carp and good carp
we just saw bad waino make an appearance after a whole season of good waino
jaime just does what the aces teach him
FLOOGY
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
for a second today i thought
okay, if we have to have Soup pitch
maybe the defense can just scoop up what gets hit off him and we’ll be okay..
but this defense?!?! panic!!
panic on the streets of st. louis
hang the de-fense, hang the de-fense, hang the de-fense…
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
that's the way to go up the ladder, motte
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I don't know what this means,
but I’m recing it anyway.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
amazing
rec
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
hahahaha.
rec’d for randomness
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
transcendently awful
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
He looked like he was trying to calm himself down.
Something new.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
jesus
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
The both have awesome beards
easy mistake.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
jesus was a catcher previous to his career as a reliever
ding-dong dang-a-dong ding-dong
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i thought he was still a catcher in the Yankee system
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jun 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
it wasn't my intention!
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
97, 97, 98, 98, 98
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
That's the hotte sauce.
Seriously. I haven’t been this stoked to see him enter a game since before opening day last year. This is what I was hoping for.
by Jon S. on Jun 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
he is now a homerin hitter that hits line drives?
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jun 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
This is one of my biggest gripes about all
If you are a TV analyst, shouldn’t you be able to get your point across clearly in less than 5 f’in minutes? I still am not sure what he was talking about in regards to Motte.
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
AL
Horton tends to ramble, AL just confuses the shit out of me sometimes.
Complete sentences with out long awkward pauses, please?
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jun 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
nice typing skills, jerk
I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch
by mattyfrommo on Jun 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
now they say the double was not reviewable
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
cloby
gotten over his player of the week funk
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
sitting on the bench for 5 days will do that.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
he always goes for that change there
and it’s funny, like he isn’t even swinging at it, but at a ball down the middle
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
hey everyone!
I see Jaime day is going well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4r4xLXJI9E
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
it's okay
not great
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Boog can understand when a pitcher is a handsome man
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
3-28
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
I have seen way too many
0-for-4 by Pujols this season. This is truly uncharacteristic of the man
I want the Walrus back...
he must have bought
his soul back form the devil
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
strike two he should have crushed
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Radio: Albert just not seeing the ball well. Good thing Holiday is around to carry the team.
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
i has a sad
an expensive, long-term sad.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
cause boog
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
by Vindicator9000 on Jun 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
strike
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
lol
same pitch. thanks ump
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
that ball fit into his hand like a matching lego peice
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
maybe less of the slider when you're throwing 98
holliday’s played the ball off the wall really well lately.
Where was that pitch?
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
Thats gotta be expensive....
which is why we’re broke.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
...

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
rusty staub - redhead
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
amazing
97 mph means .02 seconds less reaction time
can make a lot more difference than it would seem from the numbers
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
Motte not happy with either:
A) The decision to be taken out
B) Giving up a double on the only time he threw his slider tonight
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
thank god
I’ve been looking everywhere for him
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah but a kid with a mustang is dangerous
straight a’s or not
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
another FLOOGY fail . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
wtf
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
well shit miller
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
groan.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
five out saves FTW
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
five out saves FML
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
he hasn't pitched in like 2 weeks though, he'll be fine
or rusty and awful
by YesWeOquendo on Jun 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
lets just go through everyone
the night before an Ottavino start
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
true,
but reyes and miller can definitely still both go tomorrow. meclelland and motte, not as much.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
or franky
but we will have badass boggs
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i'd prefer him out of the pen
if he HAS to be played
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
we'll he's supposed to throw a bullpen session
might as well make himself useful
..or useless
i don’t mind letting him blow a game if that means he doesn’t get signed
teh
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
franky for five outs?
d’backs announcers are very happy motte is gone – no chance against him.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
TLR, soooper genius
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
i thought we stoped that?
last year was so painful
by YesWeOquendo on Jun 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
where's dave duncan?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
*teh suck
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
raaaaah. I hate being interrupted IRL.
i’m missing the good parts.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Whew!!
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Thats a strike Upton.
shouldn’t you be used to being called out on strikes by now?
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
gameday has it as a strike
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
yep
what did gameday say?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i'll defer to gameday
but it has been known to be wrong you know
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
great location from frankie
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
nicely done
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
uh...yeah.
justin upton, i have to freaking idea what you’re bitching about. you just got yourself owned up.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions
Caught the corner.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
REGRESSION, BITCHES!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
until albert and holliday regress
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
joke's on you when your mom regresses.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
because tony larussa
/ididitwrong
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
made some good moves
Left Jaime in to finish off the fifth but didn’t send him back out after he was over 100.
Didn’t let Miller face the righty after walking his guy.
Not afraid to bring in his closer in the 8th.
yeah, give credit to Tony here
well managed game
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
the pitchers have a ridonkulous strand rate
that, and Brendan “Punch & Judy” Ryan stepped into a three-run DONGGGGGG
Fearful that with all the bullpen usage and Haren v OughtO tomorrow, TLR will use a throwaway line up
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Miles in CF, Fat Miles at SS
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
joe mcewing at 2nd
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and a rec for you, well played
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
nah, we hit haren last time real well
and rookies have fared well against him this year. we’ll go with a good lineup and win.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
we could name a series of urban greenspaces after him
rosa parks?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
he's the balk-off guy
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
then maybe LA should do it
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
hey fail-sign
you losing!
though it wsa clever, cardboard and all
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
'I'm with stltupid'
Nice work guy. And nice hair.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
moran.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I still claim that guy bought his Cards shirt at a Goodwill in Mississippi.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
I believe he was wearing a dbacks shirt
by YesWeOquendo on Jun 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
The 'moran' guy.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
the "moran" sign guy
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
ball 4 again skip
seams like he does that a lot
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
that's twice now
skippydoo crossed the bag standing
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
Stumble slide. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
franky into drama tonight or no?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
lil' bit, looks like.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
am i going to have to hear that song every time a game goes to commercials?
I want the Walrus back...
non-HR FB!!!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
where you at on that?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
not quite sure
i’ll need to look it up tomorrow.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
i like being on this side
of 1 pitch outs
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
I might hate that southwest commercial more than the Hardees biscuit commercial with the Nascar
At southwest we dont give you convenience and hotel package savings, we force you to our website just to be stubborn. It’s stupid
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
More like a strike.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
Shannon (on Reynolds swinging at the first pitch):
Makes about as much sense as…, uh, I don’t know. Here’s LaRoche
What do you want? Wicker?
heh heh heh
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
ha ha! I love shannon
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Check out our boxscore for tonight
those are some pretty nice ERA’s our pitchers have.
I want the Walrus back...
corey hart has 17 dingers
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
he's earned the right
to wear his sunglasses at night.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
why?
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking the same thing
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
'So easy, even a Caveman can do it'
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Are we all on our feet?
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
ubaldo up 4-3 on jays
most runs he’s given up in a game this year.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
eh, have to see what happened
could all be unearned, or just because of the monsoon they are playing in.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Or it could be some mild regression.
All earned. 5 BBs and a HR, too.
I’m not one that thinks his entire season is mainly luck-driven.
Regression, bitches.
yeah, just saw he gave up a 2-run jack to hill
and the 5 bb’s.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Holy fuck
how does he not go on that?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
Who cares?
Might actually be kinda smart in that it’s the bottom of the 9th, his run is totally worthless so he better be 1000000% sure he can score—-Drew still has to get a hit either way.
Not afraid to nitpick
yeah, meaningless...except maybe for frankie's era
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Yeah, I guess.
It’s do or die time. Play it safe.
/kneejerk
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Poor baserunning tonight by D'Backs
Reynolds being hurt was part of it, but, yeah.
by ArkansasTravs on Jun 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Laroche fails to run the bases
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
Miles to the bull pen . . . Well rested
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Did Al's voice just crack?
Is he hitting puberty?
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
is that on laroche
or do they have the anti-oquendo coaching 3rd?
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
ya
just wondering who the arizona fans are booing, really
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
no way you run home on that
evenif it’s 100%
by YesWeOquendo on Jun 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, nothing to gain
although i guess when he walked drew the bases wouldn’t have been loaded, which takes away a couple of forces at third and home if needed, but that’s really not worth any risk, like a guy tripping or something going home.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yep, and that's yadier molina behind the plate
his arm makes the impossible possible
by YesWeOquendo on Jun 12, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
this kid dangerous
be careful, frankie
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
LaRoche REALLY playing it safe
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
Dear lord. . . Nightmare at a nightgame. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Winner (one mroe time for good measure)

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
maybe I'll spell more right next time.
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
*moar
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
haha, right-o
Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'
franklinhausening it tonite
but go ahead and pass the chicken
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
chickown dinna!
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
Way too close against a lousy team. . but I'll take it. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
WINNNN!
AND ANOTHER NON-HR FRANKIE FB!!! except that might have been a line drive.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions
3 one-pitch outs that inning
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
Winnin' ugly.
I’ll take it.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
we might be owed a couple breaks
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Feels good to be on the winning side of a crap game.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
I need to get back to packing
night everyone
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
it's pouring in denver but they are playing
looks like fog it’s so heavy. the dugout girl reporter just got hit with a bat.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yeah
a-gon just tied game bottom 9 – ichiro couldn’t get to it
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
here it comes.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
"i got my gift certificate!"
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
1 R?
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
i liked it your way though
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
Boog has stolen Skip's glasses.
or something.
he’s excited he got a hit.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
OH NO. NO, NO. he stole Tony LaRussa's glasses.
must be nice in the doghouse.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
He's had a jacuzzi installed.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
nice game, boog.
see you again sometime in july.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
thank goodness for fireworks night
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
The worst part about bringing Suppan back
is that Horton is going to constantly mention his word of the day
What do you want? Wicker?
If that's the worst part
then we’ll be doing OK.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
"today's word is: anachronism"
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
pads walk off
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
so the mariners are 10 games back and 15 under .500
are they officially sellers yet or soon to be?
by YesWeOquendo on Jun 12, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
yes
cliff lee is practically already a yankee (or a dodger, if my coworker is to be believed)>
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
yes, with everyone in front of them
lee will go to the yanks, don’t you think?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
good call too
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
n+1 aces is always good, at least on paper
any why NOT buy four aces, if price is no object?
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
not sure if they believe montero can catch
they can always get a dh.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
exactly
this is the more pressing need for the pinstripes. Cliff Lee would be silly.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
i don't mean it like that
they need a catcher down the line, but if it’s not montero then they don’t need him to dh. they can buy one of those. why not take lee?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
and he was basically the number one prospect in baseball
apparently wouldn’t include him for halladay.
anyone know how the indians catcher did with his debut tonite, the one the dodgers gave them?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
0-3 with a walk
and one CS, one SB.
Guess I missed it, but Adam Kennedy is apparently now an nat…
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
hey, let's trade schu for kennedy
just to get tony in line.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
also
try to acquire rolen, brian jordan, & ozzie and turn this baby into a full-scale jerry springer episode.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions
this one?

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
he also makes shoes i think
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
prospects have less value to the yankees than they do to any other org
since they can afford to sign the top free agents every year, if they so desire.
Anyway, they are in peak win-now mode, with Jeter, A-Rod, CC and Posada about to turn into pumpkins.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
i think the Yankees are gonna be in for a shock in the coming years
zero prospects in their system and a series of astronomical contracts… I know it seems like the Yankees can weather any storm but this one might be tough.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
and they keep drafting like they don't give a fuck too
I see the Yankees reaching their limit.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
i think this is vasquez last year on his contract
they’d probably have an agreement in place with lee before the trade, an extension
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
the awesome thing is, they can probably offer V arb
sign Lee, and actually move up in the first-round draft order.
Actually, I wonder if we could make a 3-way trade work, with V coming here at the deadline.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
that would be sweet
but hopefully we are set by then in the rotation.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
gotta catch 'em all....
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I wish FSN would make a trade with KSDK
and swap The Man Who Ate Jack Clark for John Mabry.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
someone give vince coleman a shot already. geez.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
if he goes bankrupt they'll give him a job
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Tony sounds like he's coming with his Carson impression of Carson doing impressions.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Heh, he's watching replays.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions
Or another game?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
hey continental
who was the guy said where words go to die – has he been back, or was he serious?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I don't think he has posted since.
If you’re out there, BirdsonFire, c’mon back. We’re not so bad.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
oh shit... ohhh shit. Jaime just said he felt really good today.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ahhh! turn it off! turn it off! turnitoff!!!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
it's okay. it's okay. i think we're gonna be okay. he admitted he was being too fine.
but my brain just redlined when he followed that with the phrase “walked a few guys”
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that's still the second most ballyhooed phrase from a cards' pitcher
right behind “progressing nicely with his rehab”
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
i think that's what the colonel used to say
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Notice that the C O L is now on the DL for the Giants
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
yeah, was watching when it happened
he was beating the reds 4-0 yesterday, so i was rooting for him. got hurt running to first, of all things, then the bullpen struggled, and panda missed the suicide squeeze sign – reds win.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
he looked fine
I was amazed by the way he held it together- errors behind him 3 innings in a row, 2 to begin innings, and he didn’t self-destruct. And 2 of the 5 walks were IBB/UIBB, and a third was a blown call by the umpire who wouldn’t settle down and pick a shoulder to look over.
Just imagine how, ahem, certain past “prospects” would have handled that.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
unfortunate there, like the tigers
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
how did our draft picks do tonite in college?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
AR and AZ State go tomorrow, I think.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Anyone have any idea what it would take to sign Wilson away from Stanford?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
no way he gets Pedro Alvarez money
i think we can sign him for closer to 3 mil also
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
i think 2.2 is enough
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
2 more years of college might mean 2 years less of major-league money
at the end of his career. he can make that up easily if he’s good.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Big "IF". He gets hurt and he can kiss that good bye.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 12, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions
he's got to gamble some if he wants the cards to
there is no way he is getting 6mil and a mlb deal. we do have some leverage too, with wilson picked, who also has a price. i know the guy could go back to college, and you can say we might lose something (but we get the pick next year), but he could lose much more – injury, a better draft class next year, a year in mlb possibly, etc.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
where would we pick if we didn't sign Cox?
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
yeah, it's +1
in a deeper draft
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
and of course whatever pick we get from this year's finish
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
they should
and get the qb signed – as a two-sport player, his money can get spread over 5 years, so it doesn’t really affect us much. with the dominican pitcher, a great year.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
speaking of which
has their been any news on him? makes me nervous, though they might be double/triple/quadruple checking since he tried some shit once before
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
someone posted he pitched again yesterday
struck out 6 in 3 or 4 innings i think. but no signing yet until the check is over.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I wouldn't understand a need to lie this time(unless he's like 25)
his FB has matured enough that he was going to get a pretty good deal even if he was 21.
unfortunately, if he IS 21
that’s a void contract…
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
he's probably not likely to get more money
next year in a stronger draft class
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
it's gonna be a much stronger draft class
definitely the general consensus
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
but I wouldn't be all that disappointed if they signed Wilson instead and took the protected pick next year
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
probably, but i think it's enough
he’ll probably get more, but shy of 3 – otherwise give it to wilson and get a good pick next year
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
vitek was right there with cox on talent i believe
he was picked by the red sox ahead of cox, at 20, and is signing for 1.36mil, fwiw.
funny, vitek played 2nd when he wasn’t pitching, and the sox want him to play third, and cox i guess we want to move from 3rd to 2nd.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
If the kid wants to go to college...
That’s great. More power to him. But I don’t get it. You can always go back to college, but if something unfortunate happens, you’re never going to get that huge signing bonus. Nor will you get that opportunity to make it to the big leagues. And besides, don’t organizations pay for these guys to go back to school a lot of the time? I know that’s a rather simplistic way of looking at it, but that would be my thought process if I were in his shoes. There is just no way I could risk walking away from that pile of money and that shot at a dream, especially when you’re not really giving anything up to do it.
esp when it's 3M vs 6M
if the average 2008 Stanford grad got a 10% pay raise every year, it would take him 12 years to make 3M. If the guy who got the highest paying job out of Stanford in 2008 got a 10% raise each year, it would take him 10 years. And that doesn’t include the money you’d make investing that $3M conservatively.
Anyway, in the last 2 years, exactly one bonus greater than $3M was given to a pick below pick number 11. And that guy has put up a .617 OPS over 2 years at A-ball.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
who is it?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
casey kelly
http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=kelly-001cas
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
yeah, looks like they may as well stick with pitching rather than ss
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
... brain fart
spell it out for me – who?
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
porcello was drafted in '07
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
so a draft pick has two years of history between then and now
to look at, and try to determine how he stacks up against the people drafted.
Cox will have more leverage than Wilson, since there will be a new CBA in place by the time Wilson is eligible again- and there will almost certainly be a strict slot agreement in the next CBA (since it costs active players nothing, and gives them leverage for something they want, like removing compensation picks).
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
why is it so important to note that kelly was the only guy picked past 11th to get more than 3 million?
I wouldn’t say he’s a bust as a prospect , in fact he’s better than most of the guys picked ahead of him. Kelly only dropped because of signability reasons like wilson.
right. And that guy got $3M
in a time of hyper-inflated salaries, in a year where soriano got $18M/yr and A-Rod got ~30ish. And then he failed as a hitter, and became a pitcher (thanks for pointing that out- I missed that earlier). So clubs can point at that and say “even the only guy who got what we are offering wasn’t up to snuff, in the last two years- what is special about your client, that he’s worth double what we’re offering?”
Anyway, asking for $6M at that draft position is insane. No arbitrator in the world would consider giving him $4M, based on what you see with other picks in that range; $3M is a gift. He’ll be lucky if he signs for what we gave Shelby.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
GAH, again
Nor will you get that opportunity to make it to the big leagues.
You wouldn’t get that opportunity to make it to the big leagues if something happens to you in the minors either. In fact money aside, you would rather get crippled in college.
and that shot at a dream
Playing college baseball is not giving up on “that dream”. If anything, I’d say you are much better off in “chasing your dream” playing in college than in High-A.
There is just no way I could risk walking away from that pile of money
This. The reason to pass up the college life to go ride buses in the minors is the pile of money. It’s not about the dream, it’s not about injuries or anything, it’s about money. How much money would you take to go to the crap towns of the lower minors vs. living the college life?
Not afraid to nitpick
man, you really don't want wilson to sign with the cards
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Jun 12, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
That is your personal opinion, joker...
I am talking about ME, not you, and not Austin Wilson. That’s why I said if HE wants to go to college, that’s great for HIM. If it was ME, there is no way I would pass up the opportunity. I would rather take all that money and get hurt in the minors than not take all that money and get hurt living the “college life”. It’s a pretty easy decision, actually.
this is a good college game
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
ucla managed to f that up
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Cubs - White Sox play for an actual, tangible
“Crosstown Cup”? Hilarious.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 2:12 AM EDT reply actions
"Cross Town Cup"?
is it just me or was that as big as I thought it was.
whatever, Chicago. whatcho need a cup like that for.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Cubs gotta have a shot at some kind of hardware, I guess.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions
the same reason why the tiny-endowed need sports cars
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions
thanks for explaining the innuendo
now the cubs fans will be all insulted and hurt.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
poor guys
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
and why did you automatically assume i was talking about the cubs?
he’s the bad guy, cubs fans!
but for real, there’s not much you can do to insult a fan base that has willingly devoted time, energy, money and soul to such a futile product.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm just pickin' on bcb's sensitive nerves
they said we were bashing someone in what was an utterly neutral conversation. i hate to think what they make of the actual insults.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i recognized the dig on bcb
the veb:bcb troll ratio has to be 1:3 at the very least.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions
it's more than that
it’s just that the most intense trolling is gone from bcb now. they just gave up. it’s pretty pathetic.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that was when baker lost sight
there was no cheering here.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
hahaha - wtf?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
a chick with long nails?
that’s all i got.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it gets better
turns out the Cup is sponsored by none other than (wait for it) BP.
(In their defense, Chicago did boo when BP’s name was announced.)
they should never have killed that dinosaur
I’ll never forgive them for that.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
they left the "historic" amoco sign at the skinker exit, whaddaya want?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions
that Amoco sign is the shit
don’t be dissin’ on that Amoco sign.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
That Amoco sign is how I know I'm getting close to home.
Even though it’s not really home anymore.
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
not dissing
i have great memories of the hi pointe and that damn ghetto gas station.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions
sadly
of my years of getting blind drunk in the (now defunct) hi pointe and performing there on thursday nights – i never patronized del taco or the cheshire. sad. i did get my car towed from the bank across the street, for whatever that’s worth.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions
What say we pull Allen Craig out of his cage to DH for us in Seattle?
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
doubtful
I think he needs a family cheering section.
any chance the Cards can transport them to each ballpark?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i would think that day's pitcher
would be willing to help out to have him out there.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
they are throwing 2 lefties i think?
yeah, craig would be good. i was thinking hamilton if all righties.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
showcasing?
/wishful thinking
/i think
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
i have lunch and a lot of pride riding on the outcome of the series, so i condone this.
you hear that, tony? screw this up and i’m eating chop suey from the shadiest depths of chinatown for a week!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions
The Cards are playing the M's in STL
And it pisses me off. Since I’ve been in the pacific northwest, the cards have NEVER played the Mariners in Seattle.
by cloistermaximus on Jun 12, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
WOW
the Reds failed worse than we did. seems Votto cut off a throw to home plate.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the dusty baker factor leads me to believe
this team has a lot of fail yet undiscovered…
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions
it's like a natural resource
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
so, what you're saying
is that the reds are soon going to be responsible for a massive amount of fail spewing into the ohio river for months on end
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
my thought exactly
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
their version of a TESS vs. the braves earlier
likely ruptured the danny graves memorial fail pipeline running adjacent to the ohio.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions
somebody get kevin costner on the line
he’ll know what to do!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Dusty Baker actual quote
[Yuniesky Betancourt] killed us all night.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i love this:
yunieski betancourt single-handedly prevented the mariners from being able to draft Strasburg, on the last day of the season…
h/t to MLBTR.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
with a team ops at like .500
it would be the most impressive, yet utterly useless waste of talent of historic proportions.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions
they'd be us while in our funk
/notreallybutsometimesifeelthatway
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
well, in the schadenfreude/it-could-be-worse category
johnson .188/.298/.302
kotchman .197/.267/.299
bradley .223/.293/.345
figgins .228/.339/.284(wtf???)
lopez .231/.260/.314
ja wilson .253/.275/.347
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions
holy moly
nvm
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
they've got 2 boogs and 4 more skips there
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
what gets me is the figgins line
.339 obp, but a .284 slg%. that’s pretty difficult to pull off.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Shane Victorino is startlingly good at playing balls off the green monster
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
omg, before and after pictures of Jamie Moyer, worst vs. Red Sox
in the ‘before’ game, Francona was a pinch-hitter.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
anyone remember the 2000 Year Old Man routine ... ?
because I bet if someone really sat down, they could adapt it to Jamie Moyer.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Has a house in Magnolia - upscale area of Seattle for sale for about $7 mil. Has its own batting cage at no extra charge.
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
that figure has likely plummeted
since property on the left coast was among the most overpriced at the pinnacle of the housing bubble. is there any feeling quite like the sticker-shock one feels when first moving to seattle from the midwest? unreal.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions
bahahaha, Boog gets a slo-mo home run trot on SC.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
All the better to savor it by.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions
stache, socks, the whole thing
I have to say, my favorite part was Yadi’s big grin waiting at home plate. reminding Boog to smile
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
in regards to the discussion this morning
regarding Mo being a wuss and bending to TLRs will, well, at least it’s not like what happening on the south side of chicago
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
Crazy Ozzie is at it again.
Meanwhile, Sweet Lou had a minor meltdown his own self. Fun times for Chicago baseball.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions
What was the meltdown? Always up for a good grin . . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions
beautiful.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Hilarious - can't spend all of your time fighting with players. . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
who would dewitt side with?
reinsdorf is an ozzie guy, even though i think ozzie is wrong here about his son not getting drafted high enough – no other team took him.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
sbn is killing me. anyway, here's Boog, and GoodStalker's ongoing quest to turn him into a novel
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
And now VEB has a team to pull for in the World Cup
Go Cameroon!
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions
full circle!
but really, this is entertaining:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idLG6jh23yE
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
It's nearly 2 am.
I probably shouldn’t have laughed that hard at Ronaldo scoring on Homer.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD
by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions
i liked it
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
I did post it in the day thread, somewhere out there
I do wonder, though, because there’s Cristiano Ronaldo (that guy) and Ronaldo. the latter appeared in an actual episode.
also: SPOILER! in this thread.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
don't we all have nightmares of Landon Donovan and Tim Howard smirking at us?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
analysis
with sports discussion in
http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-cup-2010/wayne-rooneys-fail-beard-and-cristiano-ronaldo-on-the-simpsons-bravo-nike.html
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Good for you LA
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/games/300611119/photos;ylt=As31R8kUHuT2InSCiadVlAi4u7YF?slug=f0821387416b1727efcc9d6db1be3c6c-getty-97600715jg016los_angeles_a
read the caption.
i… uh, ok?
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
it would have been a record
had most of the crowd not already left to beat traffic.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions
from Halos Heaven
For some reason, the Dodgers had Ozzy Osbourne come onto the field and encourage the crowd to scream loud. I was there and it was loud. It broke the record for the loudest scream by a crowd. Guinness Book folks certified it. Many Angels fans were at the game, as was I, wearing my 2010 All Star cap, but others had the cojones to wear the red. If any of them were at the Anaheim snuggie night in April, hey, they broke two world records in one season. I just plugged my ears. speaking of records, it was the first time a pitcher scored 3 runs in a major league game since 1962.
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
my attempt at humor stands corrected
good for you, LA. it still doesn’t change my burning desire to see you spontaneously fall into the ocean. but good for you. you make noise good.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions
wow, an AL pitcher scored 3 runs?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yup
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/LAA/LAA196206101.shtml
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!
ha, i believe it back then
but with the DH it’s surprising today – they have only interleague to hit, and so to even get on base three times is amazing.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
AL fanboys are retarted
http://boards.espn.go.com/boards/mb/mb?sport=mlb&id=general&tid=7013481&lid=17
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
i hate when people predict
an out-of-the-blue 3 inning start for some dominant starter. and then reserve the right for I Told You So’s. its not trolling, but it is.
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

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