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Game 61 Open Thread: Cardinals at Diamondbacks

St. Louis Cardinals at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jun 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT


 

Higgledy Piggledy
Rodrigo Lopez has
been round forever in
fifth starter mode

Dave and La Russa in
fifth starter quandary would
Rodrigo-matically
change his abode.


Star-divide



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Liking the lineup

Get Freese back and things should go back to normal.

by blindmouse on Jun 11, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Suppan

all but signed. Birds want an audition. Can Dunc bring him back from the dead?

by Lambtron on Jun 11, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

i was promised

that the pictures of my uncircumcised penis was for medical records only!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

was were

/onelinerfail

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew

but rec
under protest

by d-dee on Jun 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

preemptive eelbomb

rec

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would be nice if they visited.

so this would be a shade less depressing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

good dudes

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

no winn either!

this is grea….wait a minute…

< devoured by zombie miles and winn >

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome lineup...

for one night only we can pretend that Aaron Miles is an insurance salesman living a quiet life in Altoona, as it should be…

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 11, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

almost perfect

once freese is back, put him in skip’s spot, put floppy at 2b, and i’d be in lineup heaven.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jun 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

then we can work on getting greene up.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tyler Norrick's lifeless corpse dumped from 40-man

to make room for Suppan’s lifeless arm.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

awesome

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reeeeallly

I’m still confused as to what the current state of Jeff Suppan is with regards to our team

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He isn't signed yet

but he will be.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

he will arrive later. connection problems in Minnesota. or so they say.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He lost his luggage?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure he will find it again ... shortly...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

norrick

another danup favorite bites the dust. we’ll always have his splits v. left-handers last year…

by DanUpBaby on Jun 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alas poor Norrick

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

A jester gesture

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

There goes the insurance plan

And the ability to not be tested for drugs of abuse.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jun 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring out your dead!

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jun 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to win a game.

My hand and desk cannot take more slamming

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

what did we do

what did we do to deserve this

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fredbird shook his head, damn it!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Chris Resop character intrigues me.

Apparently the Braves have to either trade him or call him up by the end of June.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i think they need outfield help

what with carrying melky and mclouth. long-term i think he would be well worth taking a chance on – not sure if the cards view our situation strictly in the short-term or not.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

jay or craig, maybe

hinske has at least been hitting in left, so maybe they prefer the cf’er – mcclouth and melky really suck.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

is he both a wave and a particle?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cincy scored.

and tied. 5-5 in the top of the ninth

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

5 pitches, 2 outs.

Plate discipline and Pitch recognition ftw

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

See ball, flail ball.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

and one of those was a K

fun times.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haz a sad

We have more eels on this page than AZ Snakepit does on their thread.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

great

that was fantastic

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL Albert, you keep spreading that dirt in the batters box after the ump rings you up.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

one day they'll realize he was actually writing out the secret of the universe

and then Hardcore Legend’s quest to record every Cardinals game makes him the most powerful being alive.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vamos Jaime!

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

There's something about his

numerous 3-2 counts that unsettles me.

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

nix led off with single for reds, bottom 9

now on second

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

damn jaime

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Brewers have all of them

they’re collecting lefties to throw against us.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta catch 'em all!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

they also miss lee and hernandez next series

the reds, meanwhile, will see both of them.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's flying open.

He needs to close his front shoulder and finish his pitches.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Regression

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

He's been regressing

for his past two starts. This is nothing new

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I know

but with the rotation falling apart and Suppan coming on, this is time for Jaime to come back and adjust

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently, there is no outside strike tonight

adjust jaime

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

had about 10

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's ridiculous

i swear to god they lead the league even when they suck

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

12 wins in their last at bat, 21 comeback wins. out of 35.

unbelievable.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is absurd

we are helpless if they keep that bullshit up

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

well yeah

the tide is bound to turn on them sometime, it just doesn’t feel like it

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

quite

that rate obviously wont hold up, though. im not really worried about winning the division, aside from some serious injuries or something. should i be?

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jun 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno

I wasn’t, but I’m sliding slowly in that direction here lately (and I mean before the LA series, too).

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

lot of bad signs

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

lots of injuries, too

the handwringing is ridiculous, we’ll be fine

by nota bene on Jun 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

beyond the injuries

those are going to happen in a season, no sense basing anything on some injuries.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or that

‘though I’d rather have the DP

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Reynolds

it’s either a HR or a K. I’ll take the K, Mr. “200 strikeouts per year”

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

and upton has struck out more than reynolds

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Arizona

hold batting practice with tennis rackets?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

fun facts

D’Backs have majors’ worst K% as a team (27.5%; next closest is Toronto w/ 23.5%). 4th worst BB/K @ .41.

by nota bene on Jun 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, what the hell happened to Justin Upton.

More K’s than Reynolds. Lost absolutely all plate discipline on the outside pitches.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's the outside edge

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jun 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow....

“When he’s hot, he hits everything, when he’s not, he hits nothing”

OH REALLY?!?!??!

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Jaime

When you throw strikes, you good

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

THERE'S that slider

belleza

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU WANT JERSEY?

i want to kill you

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

it wouldn't be so bad

if it weren’t the same three commercials every commercial break for the whole season

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al struggles not to say "THAT BOY'S NOT RIGHT!" on the air

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

*blooming* cactus.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

matt holliday.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

There we go

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

aren't they really good in extras?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too good...

Lucky SOB’s…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday likes hitting with no one on.

Hollidub

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday + Power??

Does not compute.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

apparently Big Head had a terrible BP

yeah Big Head! eat that, BP.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

kind of a dick nickname

you’ve been trying to make it a meme all season and it hasn’t caught on yet

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

worse than lewdwick?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing is worse than that

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

who said I'm trying to make it a meme?

I don’t care who picks up what I say. I like it.

you, on the other hand, seem to care very much about what I say.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don't like matt holliday. we get it

make up derogatory nicknames to be a prick annoy me. so, yeah

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the hell?

how is it derogatory?
is there something I’m missing here?

and why are you assuming I don’t like Matt Holliday? wtf. you’re pissed off over something I don’t even agree with?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i call him hollidaisy

because he’s either a wallflower or shrinking violet – take your pick. on the other hand, big head is no different from lego.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh, good point

i guess it’s just so incredibly uncreative that it seems like you’re just actively trying to be a dick

it’d be like calling colby dumb stupid

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, just keep on finding ways to be pissed off.

guess what… you’re going to keep on being pissed off.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

simmer down guys

we’re getting runs!
watch the game, not depressing as of yet

by d-dee on Jun 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

my back is a little sore, though

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever.

kindly stop putting words in my mouth.
if I said something which was misconstrued, then ask me about it instead of getting bent out of shape over nothing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

not because i was bending out of shape

because i had to ride a crappy bike across town and i’m out of shape

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

what kind of bike did you end up getting?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

magna, magnum

something like that

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a bicycle

i think it’s from the 80s

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

leadoffallday

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He needs AB's for his playoff PH!

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

the real question

is whether kerry robinson gets in game shape in time to pinch hit for him in the NLDS

by DanUpBaby on Jun 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Indeed.

Sign him NOW!

I do wonder if TLR feels guilty about that though.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad news...

Strauss made him do it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

cmon skip

its 2-0, dont swing at a borderline changeup

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Schu!

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

We should construct our lineup in such a way...

as to bunch hits together as much as possible. For example, the leadoff man hits a double and then one of the next three batters singles. This would lead to a run and would prove to be an effective element in winning ballgames.

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

alrighty then

Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Did that just happen?

Whoa.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap, two doubles in one inning

NONSENSE!

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

skippydoo

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

who's a worse play by play guy

jay randolph or ricky horton?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Randolph...

and I’ve never heard Horton.

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

randolph

I like horton, so I’m in a distinct VEB minority, but while horton is annoying randolph is just staggeringly incompetent.

by DanUpBaby on Jun 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw an ESPN Classic broadcast

where he was announcing a bowling tournament.

It was in the late 80’s.

High quality.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Horton is OK

occasionally inane, but way less irritating than Hrabosky

by nota bene on Jun 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randolph, by a mile.

Horton at least pronounces words and names correctly.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip!!

wow, was that 2 doubles in a row? When’s the last time we did that?

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

there was a popout in between there

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rolen tearing it up for the Reds.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm gonna catch some Z's

When i wake up we better have won, if not either a) the game will have lasted around 100 innings or b) we lost and there will be trouble

Looking at you Suppan

by Aranathor on Jun 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

This is why you take a 3 hour pregame nap like I did.

I feel glorious. Also, Taco Bell is good.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

we should score 7 or 8 a game in this park

hopefully we hold them under that

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

D-backs announcers said

that the team has averaged around 3 runs the last couple of weeks

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa yadi

swing the same day the ball is pitched

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

3 hits in one inning?!? WTF

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

dp here

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

YADI!

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Bless you, Yadi.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

flu-like symptoms

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have no idea

how much i wish this was true

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you hear that?

they actually call him skipperdoodle! ahahaha

by d-dee on Jun 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

And we have a ballgame!

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope.

Mendoza line is .200 in honor of Luis Mendoza (iirc) who batted under .200 during 5 seasons

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

mendoza and uek line often confused

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

is a variable

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jun 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

.200 whether Mendoza actually ever had a season BA of .200 or not, the line is .200

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I’ve never heard anything but .200

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've always heard .200

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a soda-or-pop thing I think

it gets quoted both ways. Regardless, you want to be a better hitter in your career than Mendoza, so either one gets the point across.

by nota bene on Jun 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

technically 200 is the euk line

but yeah, either way

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

not 60-day sugar

tyler norrick outrighted

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

2 words that will never again be in the same sentence.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

the first baseman was just plain lazy

was yadi running on the pitch or something?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit-n-run

and, lost in the excitement, Boog hit a good drive, unfortunately right at the fielder, but, maybe a good sign.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow... just wow

Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Jedi mind trick, Yadi.

You’ll need to teach the other guys that.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi with just hit fingertips on the bag.

HAHA

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi friends!

I’m back!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome back, CG.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

welcome friend

pull up a chair and enjoy the game. before you sit down will you get me a beer? thanks

Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

finals over?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

They've been over.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

so

what’s your excuse for skipping the blog?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of stuff.

I had a job that was 10 hours a day. But I got laid off. Then I was in Chicago. I just got a new car.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're about 75 percent of the way to having

A good blues song right there – in chicago, working 10 hours a day, then laid off.

Change the new car to a used mustang or thunderbird and you’re set. Or maybe a man who don’t care none for you.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Jun 12, 2010 1:33 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

the day Colby gets back

clever girl.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I'm wearing my Colby shirt!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey! you're back!

hopefully you’re a good omen!

by DanUpBaby on Jun 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, wait a minute

does that mean LA was CG’s fault? Surely not!

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

we had aaron miles stand in for you while you were away

his comments were…eh.

welcome back.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well hopefully he won't come back.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

"for once we can praise yadi for hustling"

-al hrasbosky

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

i can not stand adam laroche

i enjoy when misfortunate baseball things happen to him

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

the Zen of Mike Shannon

“The good teams do not beat themselves. They let the other team beat themselves.”

by nota bene on Jun 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

true though

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

man i can't wait for khalil greene jokes to be socially acceptable...

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love the dish network astronauts

they are hilarious to me in a really dumb way

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I love them 'cause

that probably means DirecTV will eventually have to give free HD too and my procrastination will finally pay off.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah two lead off singles and then nothing...

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of like Mitch Williams on MLBTV.

I’m surprised.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Penny is Progressing Nicely per MRI today.

Why does this not give me comfort?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

great, that's the cards' equivalent of leprosy

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

if progressing nicely

he would be back already

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

still doing MRI's?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what has me worried.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

just before bleeding him with leeches

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's an offseason project

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better hope for 20 innings again. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

so what'd I miss?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

bean crock.

it’s good that you’re the brain twin, and not the spirit guide.

….. you haven’t guided anyone’s spirit, have you?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Money for the kids!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

good job flop

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Hotmaker turns the DP

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

dp

look at skipperdoodle being awesome tonight

by d-dee on Jun 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a nice DP.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

how’d they make that one?

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

that was really nice

by lopex and skipper – shocking.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

bad booger

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

damn it, Boog.

to the doghouse. this irregular playing time crap should not be an excuse.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

boog forgot about his changed throwing motion

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe it's in my head

but albert hasn’t been so great at picking balls at first this year

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he's.... sabotaging Boog's GG? he's not allowed to hit him in the face anymore?*

not that he was going to be in the running this year. at all.

*actual occurrence

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't say sabotaging...

But maybe a little “I’m not going to bail your ass out, learn how to throw” going on?

Just a bit?

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he's not killing Albert anymore.

he used to throw so Albert would be in the basepaths.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

zomg, you too?!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel blasphemous saying it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

no... no, in this case, I feel ill.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitchcount on Jaime?

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

too high for sure

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's better Boog.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

CG, I'm trying to remember if the Cards picked up anyone from Clemson

I think they did. I should dig that out one day.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just know Colorado got our Quarterback.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

signability?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have from one of his friends:

“If I get picked in the first four rounds, I’m going to baseball.” So yeah.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

CG with the insider scoop. maybe even as good as mysterui.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

People are really mad about it.

But if he doesn’t sign I’ll seriously doubt his decision making skills and his smarts. He should sign.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that must've been what Holliday's decision was like

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, Holliday realized

that if he continued to play football…a large amount of his salary would go towards custom helmets for his melon head.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

that would've sucked for him

they didn’t start taking the concussion studies seriously till now. his career would probably be over already.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, well he should

he can start getting paid now and get going – all he is sacrificing is playing college quarterback, and he has no pro aspirations in football

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

in the paper today or yesterday, they had an article about the three Cards draftees playing against each other this weekend (Cox vs. ASU pitchers). Cox said in the article how neat it was, etc., but that it’d be neat being teammates afterward, or some such. Not that that is a accurate indication, but he didn’t say anything about “if” or whatever, just talked about being in the Cards system.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, he turned down 800k out of high school

he’s going to get a million more now – good move, but only if he takes it. he’ll sign.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe in the mountain air.........

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has fine arm strength from what I've seen.

And that’s football and baseball.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

the draft reports said he'll have to play left because of his arm

the dude is a quarterback with no arm?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

or he has a Saltalamacchia

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think he actually doesn't have a strong arm in football, either

as he’s not a pro prospect. probably short passes for long gains to that super player they had.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

His arm is his best asset in football. I cannot tell you how many times this season he threw a pass downfield and I though crap he overthrew it only to find he had passed it to Jacoby Ford like 60-70 yards downfield.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, well scouts don't think much of it anyway

he’s a power hitter though, with good all-around athleticism. did he pitch at all at clemson?

btw, any pro can throw 60+ yards, even an old man like brunell. arm strength refers to the zip you get on shorter (20yd) passes, a la favre who could thread a needle with a 90mph pass.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

His arm was never a problem.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I'm talking football.

Which is consistent with everything I know about him. His defense in baseball was never the best, mostly because of his arm, but his football arm is really very good.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

21 strikes, 21 balls.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

the answer to the great question

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

that’s 22

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somewhat like last start

he got better in the middle innings. Hopefully that’ll happen tonight.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

hardee’s commercials suck. their tagline is basically “hardee’s: because guys are stupid, right, and that’s awesome.”

by DanUpBaby on Jun 11, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yup

just like beer commercials.

This one time, I read this awesome Bud Light commercial parody on McSweeneys. You should check it out.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I make excellent scratch biscuits.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it usually is in the morning

(yawn, scratch)

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

reply failure.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

Hardee’s commercials are why I don’t go to Hardee’s.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

this should be green

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Yuniesky Betancourt...

Is that a Cuban-French-Russian name?

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

The Cat catfights with Mo?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

ahhh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope.

it’s Mo.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice catch

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

so was allen craig/tyler greene

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

BABIP

Colby plays with a paper bat? haha, audio.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

crap

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

if he pitches like ww

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, guys in the booth

cuz what happened 4 years ago is a good reason to be happy about Suppan

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I do wish [redacted] Rick Horton would specify which Lopez.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah. bert's not 0-10 against felipe.

(hi everybody!)

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

nice

zoomzoom on the road to commenting redemption.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

in an iron mask?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

a lawyer

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

female Card's fan?

that’s all I got

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

no apostrophe there

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

figure out where she's sitting

she mentioned the number of rows, before.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

twitterers would know this info

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dangit

Albert seems to be taking everything down the middle early, then ends up swinging at something off the plate late to SO or pop-up. Maybe Colby’s dad needs to send him to the optometrist.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo counsels patience and calm.

soothing like the ocean.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

What did Mo say?

I missed it

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

something about

two of our best players were hurt this week. Don’t panic.

Then he signs Miles and Suppan!

by Evilfrog on Jun 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

not worried about this last week

playing without a couple regulars
every team goes through funks

picked the wrong month to stop sniffing glue

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo-speak.

every team goes through it, etc. stay calm and single file to the exits.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

DON'T KILL ALBERT.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, albert

that was directly in front of skip

let him take it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

you know

had fat miguel cabrera just gone and covered first, the 2nd baseman would have had an easy play and galarraga would have had his perfect game

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

and he never pulls an albert, but i think he really really wanted it for the pitcher – can’t blame him.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Open DeWallet!

Ami doing it rite?

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jun 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

now I want to hear Matt Holliday suddenly pull a convincing Dave Chappelle......

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe you mean Donnell Rawlings.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jun 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert is having a defensive slump.........

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

fixed

Albert is having a defensive slump………

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh crap

the sucky defense is contagious!!

Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.

by RosevilleRedbird on Jun 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

fuckin reds

give it up already
geez

by d-dee on Jun 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

swing at the 1st pitch

gidp
trade for him

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

well... DP's are easy. thus far.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Jaime!

en el momento que parece que va a fallar, empieza a dominar de nuevo

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

hey hey! watch yer mouth!

/arizona’d

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

politics

but yeah, fuck Arizona.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Reds lose.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought 700

but i love rolen

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

cincy loses

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on Jun 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

d'backs fsn asks

what cardinals rookie pitcher holds record for K’s in a season?

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

easy

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a hansome man

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on Jun 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this a trick question?

it has to be Ankiel, unless there’s some guy from the 1890s I don’t know about.

by nota bene on Jun 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday and that low and inside pitch.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Luddy

you need to get on top of that. Two pop ups

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

why do we swing so often at ball 4

and when the fuck can I stop hearing about the Eagles coming to town?

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on Jun 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Al brokered the meeting between Fernando and Jaime.

While texting Jim Edmonds and tending the flag for Joe Morgan on the 9th green.

by Ghostrider520 on Jun 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morning, guys. JG a lot of pitches and lots of them out of the zone. What gives?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that was fast.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

that woman's hair looks like that guy's whiskers

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

he seems to be doing well, though.

must have practice….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you FSN

why would you talk about that?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Why are you screwing Jaime, huh?

why?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

our defense is awesome

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on Jun 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

where the fuck was albert on that one?

i am going to blame him for not fielding it

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on Jun 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

clearly Skip was beating himself up over sucking so much that Albert has to take his ground balls.

then he tried to un-velcro his glove

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 errors already for the Cards tonight

wow…infield fail

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf skip

3 errors for the cards already.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

zomg! you too?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm bothered by skip's sideburns.

i don’t want to be. but i am.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm bothered by dennys' sideboobs

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not something one can shave.

give the man a break.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is going on!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Why are we making Jaime work?

We need to get innings from our starters.

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I bought that video

Fred McGriff was one of my heroes.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

somewhere, tom emanski sits in hoveround quiety weeping

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm troubled by the notion

that Jaime has watched Chris Carpenter and figured that the great ones get themselves into jams.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he did learn to break those bats

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on Jun 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that young?

i’d pitch around him – their best hitter this year, with johnson.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, Young

has the only hit against him so far so, no real problem with that walk. The one to Ojeda on the other hand… meh.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Royals... don't suck today.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Jaime has thrown more balls than strikes.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF - three errors and three walks. . . bad formula for surrendering three unearned. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Jaime, you are not getting that corner

adjust

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by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

but he's on tv!

…oh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly outside.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another Matt Murton article on Fangraphs...

dude plays in Hanshin and they’re still writing about him…

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

what is with these bats?

and shut up Rick Horton
uncreative bastard

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

see what you started, billy ripken?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, al, you suck

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

This inning

Garcia has thrown around 10 pitches more than necessary

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert has a smile after the popup

starts chatting about it.
it was that high!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

2 hrs 6 min game?

id both pitcher channel Carp and all hitters channel Miles?

by d-dee on Jun 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

these walks!

they need to stop or Garcia will never be better than a 3 starter.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

If Skip doesn't make that error

he wouldn’t have faced three batters this innings

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

biscuit batter?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 days is normal rest

still not understanding this rest talk – he is on normal rest.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's walking 3.88 per 9

that is not great

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happaned to jaime

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Walks a guy with a .148 average.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

To get to the pitcher and get out of the jam

I am not sure if Yadi asked for those outside curves, though

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be slightly entertained if Aaron Miles and Augie Ojeda stood next to each other.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

...

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 11, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Augie climbed onto Aaron's shoulders.

would he be as tall as Wainwright?

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

while wearing puffy brown wigs, white overalls, a brown undershirt and white eyebrows?

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

and now the nightmares.

thanks for that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jun 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

73 pitches, 36-37.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

too many balls thrown to be hit

why not just wait him out? he’s way off today.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garcia is the master of the 5 inning shutout...

TLR doesn’t appreciate those.

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

5 excellent innings a hard nine does not make.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Play a hard five and pray for rain. Oppositon - wait out five and pray for Suppan. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al finds our pain funny.

or that’s nervous laughter.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

boog :(

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

hey

the outside corner is a strike again! Surprise!

by Evilfrog on Jun 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh.

it’s rodrigo f. lopez! (not felipe)

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

he pitched very well last game against the rocks

but was up against ubaldo.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

r f lopez

wtf?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

jaime has been outside

he needs to hit those corners.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, mostly

but he’s seemed to gotten squeezed a little too. ‘Course that’ll happen when you don’t show consistency.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

effin boog...

we never should’ve gotten rid of Eckstein, Edmonds, Rolen, or Marquis…

What were we thinking?

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I here we're talking to the Nats

about bringing Marquis back

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, of those guys

i think eck was the mistake of that crew. rolen’s shoulder was messed up, jimmy was hurtin’, and marquis wasn’t very good.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

SIGN TERRY PENDLETON

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

73 pitches, 52-21

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMFG!!!!

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

goddamnit

our defense is an embarrassment

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell defense

Why are you fucking Jaime?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Infield fail...AGAIN

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

either albert takes it or schu charges it – wtf?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

in the second inning

shannon was talking about how slow Jaime was to the plate. And how that always makes your defense play on their heels and leads to just bad play…

Damn Drunken Oracles

by Evilfrog on Jun 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeez, I thought they were going to screw that up.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus Skip. you about threw that away too.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone think it might be time for (high) Green T on the infield?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have to ask TLR first because Grudzielanek is available.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

might as well bring back

the rest of the 04-05 cards if tlr signs grudz.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

word is vina's in the best shape of his life

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

CS - makes up for one of the FUs

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

"fuck you schu..i'll do it myself"

- Jaime Garcia

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on Jun 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Higher rate than Rasmus...

that’s saying something.

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i gotta say i called it

when i said that JUp didn’t have the track record to be drafted so early in fantasy leagues.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why in the world do they bat Upton and Reynolds back-to-back

combined 165 SO so far this year. I think I’d separate them.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

They've got 6 regulars that K more than 20% of the time...

there’s no escaping the Ks on the Diamondbacks.

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

drew isn't playing

not sure his k-rate, but he usually bats third, i believe – wish we had him.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that's right

I remember that from our last series. Didn’t they say he was banged up?

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

he’s killing my fantasy teams

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've always liked his brother more

i know he has a shoulder issue, but what a talent.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

K!

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

upton & reynolds

would rival anK of last year

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF - Roony and Shannon talking about DBAX-jacks coming up. . . Reverse jinx??

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

d'backs strike out once every 4.1 at-bats

highest in the last 60 yrs.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a strike to Boog, ump

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

crap

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

d'backs announcers

say laroche hitting lefties better than righties. bastards.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Why did we walk Reynolds

when Laroche was hitting .311 to lefties

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Duncan notebook fail

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

fffffffffuuuuuuu

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

double

Reynolds holds up at third. Shannon says he was carrying a two-ton truck around the basepaths with him

by nota bene on Jun 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

NOte to Cards: That was a 2-out hit. Such are helpful to winning games. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

once we score first

we never like to score again until the other team does

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese can only hit RBI's with 2 outs.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

with RISP - forgot to add that

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

JG's last hitter?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

102, 50 for strikes

Pitching ugly

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

jaime's throwing

at least 6 pitches to every batter it seems.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

jaime!

scoar runz now cards!

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

swinging at ball 4

sign him up

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

K-me

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

now that, sir, rocks.

much better than the eel-cat scary version the other night.

rec’d

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs more eelcat

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i only got eel

but will rec the success baby every time

by d-dee on Jun 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

as frustrating as this game is for us

i can’t imagine how it feels for the Dbacks.

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on Jun 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch Count on Jaime?

Probably his last inning, but just in case he goes for the QS.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

98

It’s 102 but the intentional walk counted, not that it matters, he should be done.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jun 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

No fear! Salvation Army arms at the ready . . . Floppy, Miles, Suppan. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to say

the D screwed up J-Gar. But he need to bear down and throw strikes. I don’t want to see 4 innings of bullpen. Yet, that’s likely the case

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

ummmmmmmmmmm

soup

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

given our pen’s history, i’m not excited. especially now that our lead’s just one.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf is with you and our pen

OUR PEN IS GOOD THIS YEAR…. i know how bad 2008 was. but its over now

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on Jun 13, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

well,

considering he threw more balls than strikes, 1 run in 5 innings will do just fine. hopefully he can develop better control moving forward, or else he’ll always be a threat to leave before the sixth.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jun 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

to be fair,

the errors increased the pitch count as well.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jun 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, 8 LOBsters for Arizona.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

If Jaime learns to throw strikes

he’ll be a great pitcher.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

He will

Doesn’t seem like he misses by 5 feet too frequently, he misses just off the plate.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jun 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

those outside pitches were right on the edge

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see him attack the strike zone

give (teams other than the Diamondbacks) a reason to swing.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

bounced a lot of breaking balls the last two games

when the batter wasn’t going to chase that – gotta make it at least look hittable.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't mind that at all

Throw your fastball for strikes, get swings and misses out of the zone with the breaking stuff is a pretty solid gameplan. Falls apart when you don’t throw strikes with the FB though.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jun 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure, but you can't just bounce them in front of the plate

why bother? gotta make them better than that.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not only in front,

but WAAY in front. Not so much tonight, but in Sunday’s game, he drilled the ground 10 feet in front of Yadi a bunch of times.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can't fucking hit Rodrigo Lopez...

Where’s that regression everyone was talking about last week?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

rick horton is basically tim mccarver

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jun 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

but he has been comparing him to maddux all night

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

yes, it’s a conspiracy.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

no-namer.

adding to the troubling cards tradition.

Albert's grand slam, 7/3/09
@zoomzoomj88
Boog's stache is back!
Aaron Miles, Tony? Really?

by zoomzoomj88 on Jun 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG Offense, wake the fuck up.

These are all hittable pitches.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

how is it an indictment all?

it’s an indictment on the cardinals farm system that they can’t comprise 60% of their rotation of farmhands at the drop of a hat?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Pujols on this roadtrip so far: 1-14

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Holiday? Not a lot better batter

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-12

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols is not nearly the hitter he has been in years past...

is he injured? What’s the deal? The Cards can’t give this guy $200 million+ unless an explanation or a turnaround is forthcoming.

DFA Miles, Call up Cox

by guayzimi on Jun 11, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

worried about vision myself

though can’t dismiss psychology re holly’s contract and the team not being aggeressive with him

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's always the one saying that they're not going to worry about until it's time to start talks.

The vision thing really strikes me as a strong possibility. Maybe nobody is willing to bring it up with him, nobody that he’ll listen to anyway. Could be a pride thing, if he admits it then it’s a sign of weakness. I don’t know why, Mac was blind as a bat without his contacts.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

,966 OPS in 2010

.740 in June. He’s a good candidate to go berserk at any time….

by nota bene on Jun 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something about me

wants to be reasonable and expects turnaround. Another part about me is just tired of waiting for regression

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm ready

but I wonder about his vision too. It seems he’s not seeing the ball like he usually has.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cardinals list a team dentist

but not a team optometrist. Get with it, medical staff.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

IBB will up the ops

his power is not the same, and his batting average is down because of all the k’s and pop-ups

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, IBB will up the OPS.

But it’s not as if this is the first season he’s been intentionally walked.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jun 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

so he's what, about 100 points below normal?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither team deserves to win this

just terrible baseball all around

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, they get 3 free tacos at taco bell if the d'backs score 6

that’s much better than our deal.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

are you grade-d meat curious?

cause these tacos will make your bowels furious.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

i've never had one

but that seems like a good deal – don’t cards fans get a 25-cent drink or something?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jun 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

their site is busy

you don’t need a ticket stub.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

K-smacked

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

finally brought the flat bill to everyones attention

by RasmusGirl on Jun 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

pretty smooth

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good call

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I switched the channel and heard Dan, and was horribly disoriented.

actually I had to restart.
but I swear that is Dan.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

so theoretically, whenever Rick Horton speaks

I can switch channels, and it will sound like the usual night?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I turned on the tv, which happened to be tuned to ESPN2 and was confused for a second.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

duly noted. moving on...

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

r f lopez

max velo 90
ugh

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

velocity not that important

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

clearly

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what suppan says

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

and pj

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

next week vs. mariners: cliff lee/felix hernandez.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

we miss them both, i think

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

cincy gets ’em both. everybody wins.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

see

all i had to do was bitch about it

magic

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

usually we do

been pretty lucky with that, actually

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Kershaw the Dodgers' ace?

If not, we missed theirs (and it didn’t help).

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he is

sometimes we catch an ace, but we have lucked out on “the meat” of the pitching orders

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cards have just been making a lot of guys look like an ace.

Easy mistake.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our 3-4 combination on this roadtrip....

now a combined 3-27.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That big contract is just looking better all the time.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is the issue

they should have more. Albert is missing pitches he should hit, but neither have been given anything really to hit. And why would they? Ludwick has been the only Cardinal who has hit over the last week and the only other guy other teams would have to deal with. Just pitch around Pujols and Holliday and go after the other guys.

Pujols and Holliday need to continue to take their walks.

by Evilfrog on Jun 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

babipwick

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

How 'bout that?

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

What?!?

He didn’t slide and was safe. How does that happen, Skip?

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi, a solid single.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

and then that happened.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOG

BOMB

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

You winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

H. F. S.®.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Booger Bomb

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK THE WHAT?

BOOG!

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

World turned upside down?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to say, the Brendan Ryan fans are real loud tonight.

I think a relative lives there in AZ.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

it's all IHB

she hearts him
and screams real loud for Boog

by d-dee on Jun 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a bunch of guys.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOg

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

g

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amazing. His BA is now over .200.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Mendoza weeps. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

FINALLY

somebody hit one of those fucking BP fastballs

by nota bene on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

breaking ball, up

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

RELIEVERS TAKE BP!

/i don’t know, actually.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

TLR actually pulled Stavinoha back

and sent K-Mac back out there. Guess he’s pitching another inning.

by nota bene on Jun 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

you’d think that

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

W00T

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Jun 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

K-Mac's BA drops?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

half

it hurts
and yet, still on top of everybody on the damn field

by d-dee on Jun 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOG!

Late I know but still awesome.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

10 to 1

unfortunately, I’m not joking.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog = hero = boog needed off day

i’m pretty sure this is how it works for TLR

by kalmavet on Jun 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta remind him he's still in the doghouse

don’t let him get too full of himself

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can't let miles get cold man

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog wrecks eels.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   5 recs

he eats LOBster like a godfather

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

thats really gross,

and i dont mean the eel…

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jun 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

now the whole offense is really in the tank.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing gold can stay, ponyboy

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

hahahaha

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Larry Bowa really likes Boog.

and helps him out.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

i could see that

very similar players.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's both sad and cool

that so many opponents just want him to succeed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

shush

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITS YOUR FAULT.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Jun 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

funny thing about that contraction is

it can be “we are” or it could be “we were”. BE MOAR SPESIFIK!

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all fairness!!

I never said “we’re playing good D”



Ahh, fuck me… Sorry guys

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Floppy fail . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

single off the wall

Rooney & Shannon think Reynolds is hurt

by nota bene on Jun 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

nope.

They can talk it over though.

by Evilfrog on Jun 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like it to be reviewable though

the field of play should be umpires

everything else
replay

by YesWeOquendo on Jun 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's reviewable, apparently

but umps refused.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've learned something new...

    * Home run calls (fair or foul)
    * Whether the ball actually left the playing field
    * Whether the ball was subject to spectator interference

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

new to me too, but grace just explained

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only home runs, I believe.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about this Brandon Dickson guy?

Pitching in AAA Memphis. In 77 innings, he holds a 3.16 ERA, 52 K’s, 24 BB’s, and a 1.46 GO/AO ratio.

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

He's a non-prospect from what I hear

but that’s all I have heard about him.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

luckly

the Umps are also blind?

by Evilfrog on Jun 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should be 2nd and 3rd regardless..

blame your injured 3B for not running to second base on a ball that was hit to the wall.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck

that’s a double

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

ok porkchop

out of the frying pan time

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

...now I'm hungry

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

99.99 plz

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, let's put a lefty

on the guy that hits lefties best. Awesome. Love the scouting report.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

clever

obviously

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I assumed it was career.

My bad, but it’s really odd. This year is one of his worst against righties and best against lefties so far. Guess you have to expect that will shift to the mean.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jun 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Failed twice in a row

Reyes is really struggling lately. I’d rather not see him in a tight game for a while.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Field for the cycle. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

it was partly jaime too

he threw a lot of balls

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya, a pretty repulsive 50/102 were for strikes

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't disagree

we have bad carp and good carp
we just saw bad waino make an appearance after a whole season of good waino
jaime just does what the aces teach him

by d-dee on Jun 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

52 balls

out of 102 also doesn’t help

by Evilfrog on Jun 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

FLOOGY

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank the lord

Hottesauce time.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Last one so fast

the gun didn’t see it. (2nd strike, that is)

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Sweet mercy

Go easy on them, Hottesauce

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

He has been nasty as of late.

Or faster, FWIW

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

for a second today i thought

okay, if we have to have Soup pitch
maybe the defense can just scoop up what gets hit off him and we’ll be okay..
but this defense?!?! panic!!

by d-dee on Jun 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

panic on the streets of st. louis

hang the de-fense, hang the de-fense, hang the de-fense…

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's the way to go up the ladder, motte

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

awesome

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what this means,

but I’m recing it anyway.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

amazing

rec

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha.

rec’d for randomness

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

He looked like he was trying to calm himself down.

Something new.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

no!

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

jesus

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

The both have awesome beards

easy mistake.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

jesus was a catcher previous to his career as a reliever

ding-dong dang-a-dong ding-dong

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ROFL

didn’t see that one coming

by nota bene on Jun 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

it wasn't my intention!

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. Nice

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

97, 97, 98, 98, 98

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

That's the hotte sauce.

Seriously. I haven’t been this stoked to see him enter a game since before opening day last year. This is what I was hoping for.

by Jon S. on Jun 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

hoopleing those dbacks

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

why is Pujols saying he wants a home run

when he should be just trying to hit a line drive.

by Evilfrog on Jun 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

he is now a homerin hitter that hits line drives grounds/strikes out a lot more?

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

popups

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is one of my biggest gripes about all

If you are a TV analyst, shouldn’t you be able to get your point across clearly in less than 5 f’in minutes? I still am not sure what he was talking about in regards to Motte.

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jun 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

“I’m not an athlete analyst, lady, I’m an ex-ballplayer.”

by DanUpBaby on Jun 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

AL

Horton tends to ramble, AL just confuses the shit out of me sometimes.
Complete sentences with out long awkward pauses, please?

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jun 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice typing skills, jerk

I am pleasantly pleased, thankyouverymuch

by mattyfrommo on Jun 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

that wheaties fuel is five entire dollars

and comes in the smallest cereal box i have ever seen

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

babip'd

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

now they say the double was not reviewable

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

cloby

gotten over his player of the week funk

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

sitting on the bench for 5 days will do that.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

shame too

he was rollin

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

he always goes for that change there

and it’s funny, like he isn’t even swinging at it, but at a ball down the middle

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey everyone!

I see Jaime day is going well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4r4xLXJI9E

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

it's okay

not great

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boog can understand when a pitcher is a handsome man

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

3-28

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

I have seen way too many

0-for-4 by Pujols this season. This is truly uncharacteristic of the man

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

he must have bought

his soul back form the devil

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

strike two he should have crushed

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Radio: Albert just not seeing the ball well. Good thing Holiday is around to carry the team.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

/tear

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

i has a sad

an expensive, long-term sad.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

our 1-3 are 0-12 with 3 Ks and no BBs.

Yet somehow we’re still winning this game by 3 runs.

by nota bene on Jun 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

cause boog

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on Jun 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

strike

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

lol

same pitch. thanks ump

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

that ball fit into his hand like a matching lego peice

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh look

stephen drew with an extra base hit against the cardinals

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Where was that pitch?

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Thats gotta be expensive....

which is why we’re broke.

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

rusty staub - redhead

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good

Last time out, Trever had one nasty breaking ball

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

amazing

97 mph means .02 seconds less reaction time
can make a lot more difference than it would seem from the numbers

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Motte not happy with either:

A) The decision to be taken out
B) Giving up a double on the only time he threw his slider tonight

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

:shrug:

I prefer Motte not to go multiple innings.

by Evilfrog on Jun 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Though

I would rather have left motte in if there was any chance that Miller would pitch to a righty.

by Evilfrog on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

thank god

I’ve been looking everywhere for him

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah but a kid with a mustang is dangerous

straight a’s or not

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shiiite!

What’s goin’ on with our LOOGIES?

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

quick!

someone get Flo on the phone.

I’m just kidding.

by Evilfrog on Jun 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Miller

should move over another inch on the rubber.

by Evilfrog on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

another FLOOGY fail . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

wtf

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

well shit miller

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

groan.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

five out saves FML

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

2 fails in a row for trav

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

lets just go through everyone

the night before an Ottavino start

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

heh

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jun 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

true,

but reyes and miller can definitely still both go tomorrow. meclelland and motte, not as much.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jun 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

or franky

but we will have badass boggs

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

and Salas

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

exactly.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jun 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'd prefer him out of the pen

if he HAS to be played

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

we'll he's supposed to throw a bullpen session

might as well make himself useful
..or useless
i don’t mind letting him blow a game if that means he doesn’t get signed

by d-dee on Jun 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

A little analogy

Soup is to pitching as
soup is to fork

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

For once,

it’s good I will be at a graduation party from 7:00 PM until 8:00 AM

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

teh

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

franky for five outs?

d’backs announcers are very happy motte is gone – no chance against him.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

we hope

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

TLR, soooper genius

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Jun 12, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

where's dave duncan?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

*teh suck

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

raaaaah. I hate being interrupted IRL.

i’m missing the good parts.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Whew!!

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Thats a strike Upton.

shouldn’t you be used to being called out on strikes by now?

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

gameday has it as a strike

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jun 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep

what did gameday say?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

strike

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

ATG

it’s a strike. Pretty pitch. Upton may have been looking for a breaking pitch.

by nota bene on Jun 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'll defer to gameday

but it has been known to be wrong you know

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

great location from frankie

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

nicely done

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Jun 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

uh...yeah.

justin upton, i have to freaking idea what you’re bitching about. you just got yourself owned up.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Alright!!

(no more complaints about being squeezed)

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Caught the corner.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Boog'd

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jun 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

until albert and holliday regress

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

bam.

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

because tony larussa

/ididitwrong

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

made some good moves

Left Jaime in to finish off the fifth but didn’t send him back out after he was over 100.
Didn’t let Miller face the righty after walking his guy.
Not afraid to bring in his closer in the 8th.

by Evilfrog on Jun 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, give credit to Tony here

well managed game

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

the pitchers have a ridonkulous strand rate

that, and Brendan “Punch & Judy” Ryan stepped into a three-run DONGGGGGG

by nota bene on Jun 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fearful that with all the bullpen usage and Haren v OughtO tomorrow, TLR will use a throwaway line up

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Miles in CF, Fat Miles at SS

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Winn at 1B

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

joe mcewing at 2nd

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and a rec for you, well played

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

nope.

grudz.

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah, we hit haren last time real well

and rookies have fared well against him this year. we’ll go with a good lineup and win.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

we could name a series of urban greenspaces after him

rosa parks?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's the balk-off guy

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

then maybe LA should do it

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey fail-sign

you losing!
though it wsa clever, cardboard and all

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

'I'm with stltupid'

Nice work guy. And nice hair.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

moran.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still claim that guy bought his Cards shirt at a Goodwill in Mississippi.

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'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

The 'moran' guy.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh that was a joke

though i don’t remember by whom

totally satirical

by YesWeOquendo on Jun 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

the "moran" sign guy

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

ball 4 again skip

seams like he does that a lot

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

that's twice now

skippydoo crossed the bag standing

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Stumble slide. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

franky into drama tonight or no?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

lil' bit, looks like.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

i like being on this side

of 1 pitch outs

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

and BABIP

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I might hate that southwest commercial more than the Hardees biscuit commercial with the Nascar

At southwest we dont give you convenience and hotel package savings, we force you to our website just to be stubborn. It’s stupid

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

More like a strike.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Shannon (on Reynolds swinging at the first pitch):

Makes about as much sense as…, uh, I don’t know. Here’s LaRoche

What do you want? Wicker?

by Schmitt88 on Jun 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

heh heh heh

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

seen it before maybe?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha! I love shannon

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Check out our boxscore for tonight

those are some pretty nice ERA’s our pitchers have.

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

corey hart has 17 dingers

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

he's earned the right

to wear his sunglasses at night.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

why?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

'So easy, even a Caveman can do it'

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

CDGAFAYFT

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are we all on our feet?

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Now I am

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

ubaldo up 4-3 on jays

most runs he’s given up in a game this year.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Regression, bitches.

It happens to everyone.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jun 12, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

eh, have to see what happened

could all be unearned, or just because of the monsoon they are playing in.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or it could be some mild regression.

All earned. 5 BBs and a HR, too.

I’m not one that thinks his entire season is mainly luck-driven.

Regression, bitches.

by spants on Jun 12, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, just saw he gave up a 2-run jack to hill

and the 5 bb’s.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd still take 6 IP 3 ER

5 BBs, not so much.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jun 12, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck

how does he not go on that?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Who cares?

Might actually be kinda smart in that it’s the bottom of the 9th, his run is totally worthless so he better be 1000000% sure he can score—-Drew still has to get a hit either way.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jun 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, meaningless...except maybe for frankie's era

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess.

It’s do or die time. Play it safe.

/kneejerk

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Poor baserunning tonight by D'Backs

Reynolds being hurt was part of it, but, yeah.

by ArkansasTravs on Jun 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Laroche fails to run the bases

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Miles to the bull pen . . . Well rested

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Did Al's voice just crack?

Is he hitting puberty?

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

is that on laroche

or do they have the anti-oquendo coaching 3rd?

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

LaRoche technically

But it’s totally irrelevant anyway.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jun 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya

just wondering who the arizona fans are booing, really

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Twice now?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah, nothing to gain

although i guess when he walked drew the bases wouldn’t have been loaded, which takes away a couple of forces at third and home if needed, but that’s really not worth any risk, like a guy tripping or something going home.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

this kid dangerous

be careful, frankie

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Whoever said Frankie wanted drama

you were right… Are you happy?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Jun 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

LaRoche REALLY playing it safe

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Dear lord. . . Nightmare at a nightgame. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

WINNER

What do you want? Wicker?

by Schmitt88 on Jun 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Winner (one mroe time for good measure)

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

maybe I'll spell more right next time.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

*moar

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha, right-o

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.
'Hi, I'm Mr. Heisenberg, and if you don't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU!'

by Heisenberg on Jun 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

franklinhausening it tonite

but go ahead and pass the chicken

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jun 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

chickown dinna!

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Way too close against a lousy team. . but I'll take it. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

WINNNN!

AND ANOTHER NON-HR FRANKIE FB!!! except that might have been a line drive.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

3 one-pitch outs that inning

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Winnin' ugly.

I’ll take it.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

we might be owed a couple breaks

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Feels good to be on the winning side of a crap game.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on Jun 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

I need to get back to packing

night everyone

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jun 12, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

it's pouring in denver but they are playing

looks like fog it’s so heavy. the dugout girl reporter just got hit with a bat.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah

a-gon just tied game bottom 9 – ichiro couldn’t get to it

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Win (feels like a loss)

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

here it comes.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

"i got my gift certificate!"

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

1 R?

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, whoops

good catch, K-Mac gave up the one run.

by nota bene on Jun 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

i liked it your way though

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

still though

the bullpen’s been a nice surprise so far this year, all things considered

by nota bene on Jun 12, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boog has stolen Skip's glasses.

or something.

he’s excited he got a hit.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

OH NO. NO, NO. he stole Tony LaRussa's glasses.

must be nice in the doghouse.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's had a jacuzzi installed.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice game, boog.

see you again sometime in july.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

ricky fuckin horton

go away please

last time he was complaining about boog’s impressions… *

by d-dee on Jun 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

thank goodness for fireworks night

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

The worst part about bringing Suppan back

is that Horton is going to constantly mention his word of the day

What do you want? Wicker?

by Schmitt88 on Jun 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

If that's the worst part

then we’ll be doing OK.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

"today's word is: anachronism"

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

pads walk off

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

yes

cliff lee is practically already a yankee (or a dodger, if my coworker is to be believed)>

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, with everyone in front of them

lee will go to the yanks, don’t you think?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

why would the Yanks do this?

they need ANOTHER ace?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

n+1 aces is always good, at least on paper

any why NOT buy four aces, if price is no object?

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 12, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

the price is not money

the price is prospects.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

not sure if they believe montero can catch

they can always get a dh.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

this is the more pressing need for the pinstripes. Cliff Lee would be silly.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't mean it like that

they need a catcher down the line, but if it’s not montero then they don’t need him to dh. they can buy one of those. why not take lee?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

.216 .295 .330 .624

ouch

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Montero alone won't do it.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

and he was basically the number one prospect in baseball

apparently wouldn’t include him for halladay.

anyone know how the indians catcher did with his debut tonite, the one the dodgers gave them?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

0-3 with a walk

and one CS, one SB.

Guess I missed it, but Adam Kennedy is apparently now an nat…

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 12, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey, let's trade schu for kennedy

just to get tony in line.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

also

try to acquire rolen, brian jordan, & ozzie and turn this baby into a full-scale jerry springer episode.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

this one?

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

he also makes shoes i think

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

prospects have less value to the yankees than they do to any other org

since they can afford to sign the top free agents every year, if they so desire.

Anyway, they are in peak win-now mode, with Jeter, A-Rod, CC and Posada about to turn into pumpkins.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 12, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think the Yankees are gonna be in for a shock in the coming years

zero prospects in their system and a series of astronomical contracts… I know it seems like the Yankees can weather any storm but this one might be tough.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

and they keep drafting like they don't give a fuck too

I see the Yankees reaching their limit.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think this is vasquez last year on his contract

they’d probably have an agreement in place with lee before the trade, an extension

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

the awesome thing is, they can probably offer V arb

sign Lee, and actually move up in the first-round draft order.

Actually, I wonder if we could make a 3-way trade work, with V coming here at the deadline.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 12, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

that would be sweet

but hopefully we are set by then in the rotation.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

gotta catch 'em all....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

someone please explain to me why

that big fat orange * blob that is jack clark is on television

by d-dee on Jun 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

I wish FSN would make a trade with KSDK

and swap The Man Who Ate Jack Clark for John Mabry.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

someone give vince coleman a shot already. geez.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

if he goes bankrupt they'll give him a job

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tony sounds like he's coming with his Carson impression of Carson doing impressions.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Heh, he's watching replays.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Or another game?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey continental

who was the guy said where words go to die – has he been back, or was he serious?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he has posted since.

If you’re out there, BirdsonFire, c’mon back. We’re not so bad.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh shit... ohhh shit. Jaime just said he felt really good today.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

ahhh! turn it off! turn it off! turnitoff!!!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's okay. it's okay. i think we're gonna be okay. he admitted he was being too fine.

but my brain just redlined when he followed that with the phrase “walked a few guys”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's still the second most ballyhooed phrase from a cards' pitcher

right behind “progressing nicely with his rehab”

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

i dont get it

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think that's what the colonel used to say

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Notice that the C O L is now on the DL for the Giants

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 12, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, was watching when it happened

he was beating the reds 4-0 yesterday, so i was rooting for him. got hurt running to first, of all things, then the bullpen struggled, and panda missed the suicide squeeze sign – reds win.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeahhhh

i remember. that was annoying.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

he looked fine

I was amazed by the way he held it together- errors behind him 3 innings in a row, 2 to begin innings, and he didn’t self-destruct. And 2 of the 5 walks were IBB/UIBB, and a third was a blown call by the umpire who wouldn’t settle down and pick a shoulder to look over.

Just imagine how, ahem, certain past “prospects” would have handled that.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 12, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

he had

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

unfortunate there, like the tigers

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

how did our draft picks do tonite in college?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:34 AM EDT reply actions  

AR and AZ State go tomorrow, I think.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah, ok

coastal carolina is in this thing – seems we drafted someone from there

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone have any idea what it would take to sign Wilson away from Stanford?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 12, 2010 1:43 AM EDT reply actions  

3-4 mil, probably

pay up!

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

and cox wants a big deal too,

“Zack Cox is looking for “[Pedro] Alvarez money” multiple sources

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jun 12, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

no way he gets Pedro Alvarez money

i think we can sign him for closer to 3 mil also

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think 2.2 is enough

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

2 more years of college might mean 2 years less of major-league money

at the end of his career. he can make that up easily if he’s good.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Big "IF". He gets hurt and he can kiss that good bye.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Jun 12, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's got to gamble some if he wants the cards to

there is no way he is getting 6mil and a mlb deal. we do have some leverage too, with wilson picked, who also has a price. i know the guy could go back to college, and you can say we might lose something (but we get the pick next year), but he could lose much more – injury, a better draft class next year, a year in mlb possibly, etc.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

where would we pick if we didn't sign Cox?

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it's +1

in a deeper draft

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

and of course whatever pick we get from this year's finish

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

they should

and get the qb signed – as a two-sport player, his money can get spread over 5 years, so it doesn’t really affect us much. with the dominican pitcher, a great year.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of which

has their been any news on him? makes me nervous, though they might be double/triple/quadruple checking since he tried some shit once before

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

someone posted he pitched again yesterday

struck out 6 in 3 or 4 innings i think. but no signing yet until the check is over.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't understand a need to lie this time(unless he's like 25)

his FB has matured enough that he was going to get a pretty good deal even if he was 21.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jun 12, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

unfortunately, if he IS 21

that’s a void contract…

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

probably, but i think it's enough

he’ll probably get more, but shy of 3 – otherwise give it to wilson and get a good pick next year

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

this

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

vitek was right there with cox on talent i believe

he was picked by the red sox ahead of cox, at 20, and is signing for 1.36mil, fwiw.

funny, vitek played 2nd when he wasn’t pitching, and the sox want him to play third, and cox i guess we want to move from 3rd to 2nd.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 5:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

If the kid wants to go to college...

That’s great. More power to him. But I don’t get it. You can always go back to college, but if something unfortunate happens, you’re never going to get that huge signing bonus. Nor will you get that opportunity to make it to the big leagues. And besides, don’t organizations pay for these guys to go back to school a lot of the time? I know that’s a rather simplistic way of looking at it, but that would be my thought process if I were in his shoes. There is just no way I could risk walking away from that pile of money and that shot at a dream, especially when you’re not really giving anything up to do it.

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 12, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

esp when it's 3M vs 6M

if the average 2008 Stanford grad got a 10% pay raise every year, it would take him 12 years to make 3M. If the guy who got the highest paying job out of Stanford in 2008 got a 10% raise each year, it would take him 10 years. And that doesn’t include the money you’d make investing that $3M conservatively.

Anyway, in the last 2 years, exactly one bonus greater than $3M was given to a pick below pick number 11. And that guy has put up a .617 OPS over 2 years at A-ball.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 12, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

who is it?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

casey kelly

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=kelly-001cas

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 12, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

... brain fart

spell it out for me – who?

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

porcello was drafted in '07

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 12, 2010 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

so a draft pick has two years of history between then and now

to look at, and try to determine how he stacks up against the people drafted.

Cox will have more leverage than Wilson, since there will be a new CBA in place by the time Wilson is eligible again- and there will almost certainly be a strict slot agreement in the next CBA (since it costs active players nothing, and gives them leverage for something they want, like removing compensation picks).

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 12, 2010 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

why is it so important to note that kelly was the only guy picked past 11th to get more than 3 million?

I wouldn’t say he’s a bust as a prospect , in fact he’s better than most of the guys picked ahead of him. Kelly only dropped because of signability reasons like wilson.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jun 12, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

right. And that guy got $3M

in a time of hyper-inflated salaries, in a year where soriano got $18M/yr and A-Rod got ~30ish. And then he failed as a hitter, and became a pitcher (thanks for pointing that out- I missed that earlier). So clubs can point at that and say “even the only guy who got what we are offering wasn’t up to snuff, in the last two years- what is special about your client, that he’s worth double what we’re offering?”

Anyway, asking for $6M at that draft position is insane. No arbitrator in the world would consider giving him $4M, based on what you see with other picks in that range; $3M is a gift. He’ll be lucky if he signs for what we gave Shelby.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 12, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

He should be my quarterback right now...

But instead I am stuck with Matt Simms.

Fucking Red Sox.

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 12, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

GAH, again
Nor will you get that opportunity to make it to the big leagues.

You wouldn’t get that opportunity to make it to the big leagues if something happens to you in the minors either. In fact money aside, you would rather get crippled in college.

and that shot at a dream

Playing college baseball is not giving up on “that dream”. If anything, I’d say you are much better off in “chasing your dream” playing in college than in High-A.

There is just no way I could risk walking away from that pile of money

This. The reason to pass up the college life to go ride buses in the minors is the pile of money. It’s not about the dream, it’s not about injuries or anything, it’s about money. How much money would you take to go to the crap towns of the lower minors vs. living the college life?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jun 12, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is your personal opinion, joker...

I am talking about ME, not you, and not Austin Wilson. That’s why I said if HE wants to go to college, that’s great for HIM. If it was ME, there is no way I would pass up the opportunity. I would rather take all that money and get hurt in the minors than not take all that money and get hurt living the “college life”. It’s a pretty easy decision, actually.

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 12, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a winner.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 12, 2010 2:03 AM EDT reply actions  

this is a good college game

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:06 AM EDT reply actions  

ucla managed to f that up

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cubs - White Sox play for an actual, tangible

“Crosstown Cup”? Hilarious.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 2:12 AM EDT reply actions  

"Cross Town Cup"?

is it just me or was that as big as I thought it was.

whatever, Chicago. whatcho need a cup like that for.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Cubs gotta have a shot at some kind of hardware, I guess.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

the same reason why the tiny-endowed need sports cars

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for explaining the innuendo

now the cubs fans will be all insulted and hurt.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

poor guys

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

poor little guys

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

and why did you automatically assume i was talking about the cubs?

he’s the bad guy, cubs fans!

but for real, there’s not much you can do to insult a fan base that has willingly devoted time, energy, money and soul to such a futile product.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm just pickin' on bcb's sensitive nerves

they said we were bashing someone in what was an utterly neutral conversation. i hate to think what they make of the actual insults.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i recognized the dig on bcb

the veb:bcb troll ratio has to be 1:3 at the very least.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's more than that

it’s just that the most intense trolling is gone from bcb now. they just gave up. it’s pretty pathetic.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was when baker lost sight

there was no cheering here.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha - wtf?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

a chick with long nails?

that’s all i got.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

it gets better

turns out the Cup is sponsored by none other than (wait for it) BP.

(In their defense, Chicago did boo when BP’s name was announced.)

by nota bene on Jun 12, 2010 3:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

they should never have killed that dinosaur

I’ll never forgive them for that.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 12, 2010 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

they left the "historic" amoco sign at the skinker exit, whaddaya want?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

that Amoco sign is the shit

don’t be dissin’ on that Amoco sign.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

That Amoco sign is how I know I'm getting close to home.

Even though it’s not really home anymore.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

not dissing

i have great memories of the hi pointe and that damn ghetto gas station.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

the Cheshire Inn...

Del Taco…

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

sadly

of my years of getting blind drunk in the (now defunct) hi pointe and performing there on thursday nights – i never patronized del taco or the cheshire. sad. i did get my car towed from the bank across the street, for whatever that’s worth.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

doubtful

I think he needs a family cheering section.

any chance the Cards can transport them to each ballpark?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would think that day's pitcher

would be willing to help out to have him out there.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

they are throwing 2 lefties i think?

yeah, craig would be good. i was thinking hamilton if all righties.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

showcasing?

/wishful thinking
/i think

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have lunch and a lot of pride riding on the outcome of the series, so i condone this.

you hear that, tony? screw this up and i’m eating chop suey from the shadiest depths of chinatown for a week!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Cards are playing the M's in STL

And it pisses me off. Since I’ve been in the pacific northwest, the cards have NEVER played the Mariners in Seattle.

by cloistermaximus on Jun 12, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

WOW

the Reds failed worse than we did. seems Votto cut off a throw to home plate.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:22 AM EDT reply actions  

the dusty baker factor leads me to believe

this team has a lot of fail yet undiscovered…

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's like a natural resource

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

so, what you're saying

is that the reds are soon going to be responsible for a massive amount of fail spewing into the ohio river for months on end

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 12, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

my thought exactly

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

their version of a TESS vs. the braves earlier

likely ruptured the danny graves memorial fail pipeline running adjacent to the ohio.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

somebody get kevin costner on the line

he’ll know what to do!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Jun 12, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty Baker actual quote
[Yuniesky Betancourt] killed us all night.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

he did

sad truth

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

i love this:

yunieski betancourt single-handedly prevented the mariners from being able to draft Strasburg, on the last day of the season…

h/t to MLBTR.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Jun 12, 2010 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's sick is

*Felix
*strasburg
*
*

could’ve happened.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Jun 12, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lee

that would be crazy.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

with a team ops at like .500

it would be the most impressive, yet utterly useless waste of talent of historic proportions.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's true

it’d be the lowest scoring baseball ever.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

they'd be us while in our funk

/notreallybutsometimesifeelthatway

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, in the schadenfreude/it-could-be-worse category

johnson .188/.298/.302
kotchman .197/.267/.299
bradley .223/.293/.345
figgins .228/.339/.284(wtf???)
lopez .231/.260/.314
ja wilson .253/.275/.347

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

holy moly

nvm

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 4:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

they've got 2 boogs and 4 more skips there

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 4:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

what gets me is the figgins line

.339 obp, but a .284 slg%. that’s pretty difficult to pull off.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

omg, before and after pictures of Jamie Moyer, worst vs. Red Sox

in the ‘before’ game, Francona was a pinch-hitter.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:25 AM EDT reply actions  

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Jun 12, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

anyone remember the 2000 Year Old Man routine ... ?

because I bet if someone really sat down, they could adapt it to Jamie Moyer.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Has a house in Magnolia - upscale area of Seattle for sale for about $7 mil. Has its own batting cage at no extra charge.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 12, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

that figure has likely plummeted

since property on the left coast was among the most overpriced at the pinnacle of the housing bubble. is there any feeling quite like the sticker-shock one feels when first moving to seattle from the midwest? unreal.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

bahahaha, Boog gets a slo-mo home run trot on SC.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:31 AM EDT reply actions  

All the better to savor it by.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

stache, socks, the whole thing

I have to say, my favorite part was Yadi’s big grin waiting at home plate. reminding Boog to smile

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

in regards to the discussion this morning

regarding Mo being a wuss and bending to TLRs will, well, at least it’s not like what happening on the south side of chicago

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 2:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Crazy Ozzie is at it again.

Meanwhile, Sweet Lou had a minor meltdown his own self. Fun times for Chicago baseball.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

What was the meltdown? Always up for a good grin . . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 12, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

What nota bene said.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

beautiful.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hilarious - can't spend all of your time fighting with players. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Jun 12, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

who would dewitt side with?

reinsdorf is an ozzie guy, even though i think ozzie is wrong here about his son not getting drafted high enough – no other team took him.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

And now VEB has a team to pull for in the World Cup

Go Cameroon!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

full circle!

but really, this is entertaining:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idLG6jh23yE

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's nearly 2 am.

I probably shouldn’t have laughed that hard at Ronaldo scoring on Homer.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on Jun 12, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

i liked it

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did post it in the day thread, somewhere out there

I do wonder, though, because there’s Cristiano Ronaldo (that guy) and Ronaldo. the latter appeared in an actual episode.

also: SPOILER! in this thread.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't we all have nightmares of Landon Donovan and Tim Howard smirking at us?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

analysis

with sports discussion in
http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-cup-2010/wayne-rooneys-fail-beard-and-cristiano-ronaldo-on-the-simpsons-bravo-nike.html

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

also:

mentions Lost

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jun 12, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good for you LA

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/games/300611119/photos;ylt=As31R8kUHuT2InSCiadVlAi4u7YF?slug=f0821387416b1727efcc9d6db1be3c6c-getty-97600715jg016los_angeles_a
read the caption.
i… uh, ok?

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 3:23 AM EDT reply actions  

it would have been a record

had most of the crowd not already left to beat traffic.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

from Halos Heaven
For some reason, the Dodgers had Ozzy Osbourne come onto the field and encourage the crowd to scream loud. I was there and it was loud. It broke the record for the loudest scream by a crowd. Guinness Book folks certified it. Many Angels fans were at the game, as was I, wearing my 2010 All Star cap, but others had the cojones to wear the red. If any of them were at the Anaheim snuggie night in April, hey, they broke two world records in one season. I just plugged my ears. speaking of records, it was the first time a pitcher scored 3 runs in a major league game since 1962.

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

my attempt at humor stands corrected

good for you, LA. it still doesn’t change my burning desire to see you spontaneously fall into the ocean. but good for you. you make noise good.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jun 12, 2010 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow, an AL pitcher scored 3 runs?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/LAA/LAA196206101.shtml

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha, i believe it back then

but with the DH it’s surprising today – they have only interleague to hit, and so to even get on base three times is amazing.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Jun 12, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hate when people predict

an out-of-the-blue 3 inning start for some dominant starter. and then reserve the right for I Told You So’s. its not trolling, but it is.

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Austin Wilson, please don't be a tease!

by BVHeck on Jun 12, 2010 4:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jo-EL

Pitched his third Complete game this year.

by Evilfrog on Jun 12, 2010 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

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