The Cinco de Mayo Chat Thread
Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone. I'm on my third margarita of the day as I attempt to wash the unpleasant taste of last night's game out of my mouth. Actually, I take that back. This might be number four. Okay, so I'm just drinking a bottle of tequila alone in the bathtub at 11:30 am. Fine, you caught me. Feel better now?
Okay, so I'm not really drinking alone before lunch. I do, however, need something to get that game out of my head. Just ugh. The odd thing is, it really wasn't a bad game, by any means. The Cardinals got shut down by a guy who has been brilliant in the past and may very well be brilliant again; this wasn't Randy Keisler putting the hurt on our boys in red.
Still, the fact the Cardinals are now probably staring at a split at best is grating on me much more than it should, largely due to the fact I put far, far too much emphasis on this series. Coming in, I think we all understood this was our chance to see how the Cardinals stacked up against the class of the National League this year. If the Cards really showed up against the Phillies, suddenly they look much, much more legitimate. Consequently, I've somehow managed to go into Playoff-Watching Aaron Mode, in which I can't eat or sleep properly after a loss and I obsessively rock back and forth while exhorting various deities to help my team, often promising favours I have neither the inclination nor the capacity to follow through on. (Come to think of it, I still owe Yog-Sothoth a temple and two hundred gallons of lymph fluid in exchange for a strikeout of Jeff Kent in 2004. Crap.) It was, of course, still a single game in early May; I've just turned it into something it isn't.
Regardless, the Cards now need a win tonight like nobody's business, because strong start last time aside, Kyle Lohse against Roy Halladay isn't exactly a great matchup. I once saw a man bareknuckle box an elephant in Tijuana; Lohse vs Halladay is a much less even. (Reverse jinx engage! Engage! I said engage, damn it!)
So anyway, it's Cinco de Mayo today. The best margaritas in town are at Las Palmas up in Woodson Terrace and Pueblo Solis down on Hampton. (Las Palmas wins by a nose for me, but you really can't go wrong either place.) I highly recommend you make one or the other a destination if at all possible.
Now, in order to give myself a break from having to come up with an actual idea this morning when I don't at all feel like it (and also because I haven't done one of these in a while), let's have us a chat. I'll be here until about 1:45 or 2:00. Ask away. Any draft picks you want to ask about, what it was like the one and only time I attended a game at the old Veteran's Stadium in Philly (spoiler alert: it was awful), how the floor refinishing in my house is coming, whatever. Or, you know, baseball, I guess.
And lastly, remember Ernie Harwell. We lost one of the all-time greats. Look for his audio scrapbook; it's one of the best purchase I think I've ever made.
The Baron's Playlist for the 5th of May, 2010 -- The Long and Short of It
"Siberian Breaks" - MGMT
"Avalance! Oh, Avalanche!" - Gregory and the Hawk
"You Are the Generation that Bought More Shoes and You Get What You Deserve" - Johnny Boy
"7" - Prince
"Tiny Dancer" - Elton John
"72" - the Orb
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i'd be ok with a split
especially since this series made me squeemish
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Yeah, a split would certainly be fine,
and I gladly would have taken one at the start. What can I say, though; after watching Jaime dominate in the first game I started having delusions of grandeur.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah and waino last night
wasnt bad either, but was hamels on or just bad situational hitting…seems to be reoccuring this year
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
I don't have the LOB numbers,
but it does seem as if the Cardinals are racking them up in a big way. (Of course, that could also be just because they’re creating a ton of baserunners, but still.)
I think it’s largely a function of having a couple hitters in the lineup who are pretty much automatic outs at the moment and another (Holliday), who is struggling with runners on in the early going.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
bernie earlier dropped the BA in RISP on us
25th. only the Mets and Pirates are worse in the NL
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Well there you have it then.
It isn’t just our collective imagination.
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
our collective imagination
wonders where Colby’s haircut is. I don’t think LOBs are imaginary.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Yeah, just ask Roland Deschain...
I don’t think LOBs are imaginary.
Cardinals Baseball 2010...Catch the Infection!
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on May 5, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Wow, a Dark Tower reference.
Bonus points for you, sirrah!
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks.
For some reason every time I see “LOBs”, I think lobstrosities.
Cardinals Baseball 2010...Catch the Infection!
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on May 5, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Dad-a-chum, dud-a-chee
don’t worry, same for me.
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome!
I just finished the last book about three months ago, great series.
"Pain is only in the mind. For me. Others, no." - Pornstache
oddly enough
I was looking for just that stat earlier today. Found it here (then sort by BA). Yup, pretty terrible. Biggest offenders:
Lego .147
Skip .143
Its a SSS, and BA/RISP is such a situational stat that it can’t always tell you much alone, but if the LOBster bib fits…
ironically i feel like i should post horrible pictures of me in a lobster bib
just to reverse the jinx.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Well. the thing we forget, when we have all this SSS talk, is that we're describing what actually happened
Lego has actually only hit .147 and Skip has actually only hit .143 in those situations, so yes, we’ve struggled
What to take away from this is that those aren’t their true talent levels, and over the course of the season, we expect regression back to some combination of their talent level and the mean. Which bodes well for those two for the next few months
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
1 for 9
FWTW — PHI 0-8
"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run 7th inning
Barry Zito
I watched him pitch in San Fran on Friday and he looked utterly hittable yet no one was hitting him. Is Ashton Kutcher somehow involved and at some point everyone will just start laughing and admit they were just punking him into thinking he was good again?
He's allowed 0 hits this year on his curveball
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Pssshhh...
so has Mark Mulder. (just messin’ with ya) ;)
Cardinals Baseball 2010...Catch the Infection!
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on May 5, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm trying a margarita at Chevy's today
Some friends are meeting there and I hear they have Cabo Wabo tequila; never had that.
Don’t drink a lot of ‘em at restaurants ’cause it’s not too bad to make darn good ones at home.
No!
Just say no to the Cabo Wabo! Please don’t support Sammy Hagar.
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
But it's Hagar!
The Red Rocker gets far, far too much love from St. Louis as it is!
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know.
Possibly. If so, I hadn’t heard it. I suppose I’ve been lax in following my real rock radio news.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
A quick googling reveals you are partially correct.
He didn’t sell for $80 million; he sold 80%. So now he’s just a minority shareholder. I stand by my objections to supporting Sammy Hagar in any way, shape, or form.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Aguila's good too
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on May 5, 2010 2:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Uh, come on now
I still turn his stuff up loud occasionally. Usually in the car, since we wouldn’t want to play any non-Disney music at home.
No.
You will never, ever get me to budge on this one. Sammy Hagar is literally the worst thing in the history of the world. He’s like the Spanish Inquisition, the Black Death, and Mae West’s “Way Out West” record all rolled into one.
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
So it's not like he's
Joe Thurston or something.
True.
so far as I can tell, Hagar has excellent baserunning instincts.
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
What's the deal with Hagar?
Not a huge fan, but just wondering why he’s like the Black Death.
" Baseball is reassuring. It makes me feel as if the world is not going to blow up." - Sharon Olds, This Sporting Life, 1987
by Futility Infielder on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotcha
Your reply is kinda vague, MooCow. How do you really feel about the Red Rocker? :-)
" Baseball is reassuring. It makes me feel as if the world is not going to blow up." - Sharon Olds, This Sporting Life, 1987
by Futility Infielder on May 5, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
If you were to take all the worst things
about South St. Louis, cook them up in a big cauldron, then dump in 10,000 K-She bumper stickers, you would get a best of Sammy Hagar collection when the smoke settled.
It’s just awful music, everything that’s wrong with 70s/80s classic rock. The bombast, the trite lyrics, the derivative vocals stylings. He just makes me want to stab a q-tip all the way into my ear so I can’t hear any more.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
you mean, you think it’s just awful music. Thats your opinion. I think that the music you post in your playlists is boring and dull, but that’s because it doesn’t fit my musical tastes.
Someone may really enjoy Sammy Hagar (i do not), so to say it’s awful music isn’t fair. That’s the beauty of music, as long as you listen to what sounds good to you, it doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks.
I just don’t like it when people make all inclusive statements about a certain type of music being terrible.
...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.
Yes, yes.
It’s all opinion. Do you feel better now that you got that in?
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yep
...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.
i'm with you
opinions will be the death of blogs. otoh, tiny dancer – i’d like this to be stav’s walk-up music. what do you think of this idea, emrfg8?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
This.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
that was actually
MY walk-up music. I would be honored to share it with Colby
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
except he's not very good at stealing
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
he can rob but not steal
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Even when he does steal
he’s not good at selling it
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
we should call it
“fencing it”
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Didn't anybody tell her?
No, wait…other way. Steal, but could not rob.
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
now THERE's a song we could set to Colby
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
this was an amazing game thread commen, back there.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Oh, that's totally gotta go green.
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
it is done.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Agreed...
…he managed to make an appalling hair-n-spandex cheese band (Van Halen) somecow even worse with his joyless yelping and stringy, greasy dangling hair plugs. Away with him now, and let us never speak of him again!
:=8P
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
Ok now watch it
Don’t make me bring the hamburger machine.
May the Lords of Joy Division, Gang of Four, and the Dead Kennedys Preserve Me!
:=8.
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
How dare you insult Van Halen?
It looks like there is going to be some cow tipping…
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
grilled steaks, my friend, grilled steaks
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I don't know if I can support "worst thing"
in a world that includes Wham!
/somewhat ashamed to admit that he actually kinda likes “Right Now”
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
Oh, Wham! was way, way better.
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Wham, bam, I am a man. Job or no job, you can't tell me that I'm not."
Obligatory link (except I still don’t know how to link) to the Wham Rap video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Y4F-UPGHw
My 11 year-old self had SUCH a crush on George Michael. The early 80s was a rough time to be a tweener.
by peach concrete on May 5, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too.
it was more Faith era for me, though. I wasn’t old enough to swoon for his perfectly rounded butt when he was in Wham.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
In Sickels latest mock draft
He had us taking a high school 3B, Nick Castellanos. Got an opinion on this guy? High school hitters don’t seem to be the Cards draft plan, at least not in the first round.
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
I like him a lot.
He’s one of the better hitters in the draft, particularly among the high school ranks, and he’ll certainly stay at third long-term. He isn’t a Brett Wallace/ Ike Davis type, but a legitimate fielder. The overall position class this year is incredibly weak, but I do think Castellanos is worthy of a first-round pick in just about any year. The Cards could certainly do worse.
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Gausman right immediately afterwards to COL
Is it a coin flip if the two are available or is Gausman the better prospect, regardless of signability?
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
Personally, I think Gausman is a much better prospect.
Being a pitcher, though, changes the equation a bit. Still, if I’m making the call between the two of them, it’s Gausman and it’s not even close.
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed.
I made this point on Minor League Ball, and I think it’s kind of true. If we assume the Cardinals will pay up for Albert and have ~47.5-50mil committed to 2 players, the ‘cost-controlling scheme’ will mean we need young, projectable arms in 4 or 5 years to fill out the rotation. So Gausman (I think of Quail-man for some reason…sigh..my youth) makes sense if he’s available.
A 2014 rotation of: AW, Garcia, Miller, Gausmann, and Lynn? As Verne Lundquist would say….YES SIR
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Agreed.
I’m hoping the Cards push for more high-upside arms in the next couple drafts. There’s still a bunch of depth hanging around, but not a lot of impact type talent. Arms that project out better than a number five type and a right fielder are the Cards’ nearest needs, I think.
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
so i have a 2 parter
1. Who do you like in the supplemental rounds? Sickel’s projection worked for me, and I would’ve jumped all over Gyorko if he was available. It’s just more of a crap-shoot here.
2. Speaking of the BEP, have you heard Will.I.Am’s electronica side project, Zuper Blahq. I really dig Steve Aoki, the Bloody Beetroots, and other sorts of artists like that, but Zuper Blahq is just plain awesome. Makes that song “Imma Be” actually tolerable for Will’s part.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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No, I haven't heard it.
I’ll give it a spin and see what’s what, though, as he seems much more talented than what we’re familiar with.
If Gyorko is available in the supplemental, he would be an outstanding pick, I think. I actually wouldn’t mind Chance Ruffin there, either, but I like a college reliever somewhere in the top five rounds, too.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
i would be thrilled with gyorko and ruffin
gausmann, gyorko, and ruffin…oh my towel time….
you can only find Zuper on his myspace. here’s the link
http://www.myspace.com/zuperblahq
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Cool.
thanks for the link.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm also a big fan of
Marcus Littlewood and Nick Tepesch. Tepesch will be available later, I think, so wouldn’t be my first choice probably. Considering the Cards have several extra picks, though, he might be a nice affordable pick with some nice upside to boot. Littlewood I have no idea where he’ll go.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I should have thought that last sentence through better.
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds like my friday night
bazing. But yeah, I think we can all agree on the 5 or so players that would be candidates for the Cardinals to take in the 1st, the supplementals are where we need to do real well to restock the org with some high ceiling talent. I would be a fan of Paxton, too, if he fell that far.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Ooooohhh,
if Paxton were to get that far, he would be the perfect pick. I don’t think he makes it close to us in the supplemental, though. But he would be #1 on my board if he were still sitting there.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
we can dream of a two plus pitch lefty starter...
and I guess based on Sickel’s draft, i should read up on Castellanos. I’ve just been mulling the arbitrary debate of Harvey v. Gausmann
it’s a shame he’s not pitching for the st. paul saints this year, i would’ve loved to see him pitch from the slight comforts of my hometown. i regretted not getting to see scheppers when he was there, too.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Yeah, that is a shame.
Personally, I think Paxton would fit in the bullpen perfectly long-term. I like him as a starter, but his lack of a third pitch and mechanics make me think he may end up closing somewhere someday. Regardless, southpaw arms like that don’t come along every day, and he would make an outstanding pick.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
He's a top 15 talent in this draft...
but whether that’s because this draft is really light on talented corner infielders or whether he’s just that good is a questions of debate. He’s a projected 5 tool player with power to all fields, good speed, and a good glove, but he’s not near the hitter someone like Brett Wallace was when we drafted him.
This is most DEFINITELY a best player available pick if the Cardinals take him. There’s rumors that he’s looking for a $5M-$7M bonus, which is the only reason he would drop clear down to us at 25. He’s committed to Miami for college, so there could be some real threat to him playing college ball for two years if he doesn’t get what he’s looking for as a bonus.
Seiler currently has him going to the Red Sox at 20 and I’d be completely shocked if got past the Giants at 24 if he falls that far. Both of those clubs have a history of going over slot to sign players and he’s just too good a talent to pass up.
The Cardinals could do worse, but I’m not sure that this front office is going to be committing such a huge bonus to a high school position player, so I’m skeptical that he would be the pick. I guess it kinda depends on who else is available when we pick, but if one of Gausman/Hahn/Solis is available, I would guess that the Cardinals would take that guy over someone like Castellanos just based on past draft picks. The fact that they will have 3 players in the top 50 to sign this season and seem to be more active in the Latin American market the past two offseasons probably doesn’t bode well for picking a player with signability issues either.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
I should remember this, but
if a HS kids opts for college, does the original drafting team hold any rights at all to him?
I’m vaguely remembering that the answer is no, but the team gets a compensation pick for the original unsigned pick. Is this correct?
by ArkansasTravs on May 5, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
No, the team has no rights.
The picks in the first three rounds are protected; i.e. if you fail to sign a player you pick in those rounds you receive the same pick in the next year’s draft.
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
this is how the draft confuses me
if they don’t sign this year’s pick, they get #25 and the last pick in the first round next season?
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Huh?
Oh, I see what you’re saying. Yes. If the Cardinals took a player at 25 this year and failed to sign him, they would have pick 25 next year, and the rest of the teams in the first round would slide down one spot, meaning there would be 31 slots in the first round, rather than 30.
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
so they don't get an extra pick , their slot is just the same as the previous season
I wondered if they got #25 for not signing this years pick, and also #31(considering they will be World Series Champions and pick last in the first round ).
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Yes. They would.
The Cards would have both picks. They would pick at 25 and 31. (Assuming they have the best record in baseball to go along with that championship.)
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I am in "full on assuming greatness" mode
thanks for the clarification.
I need to stop celebrating, and sober the hell up.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Nah.
There are only a couple holidays a year where you can engage in blatantly alcoholic behaviour and have no one look askance at you.
Take advantage while you can.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Bah.
You’ll work off more calories getting in a bar fight and running from the cops.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Replacing a pint of blood can burn 650 calories.
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
That'd be a helluva weight loss program.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 5, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't really care about the calories
I care more about the legs and bums I will be running behind. I just have to be sober enough to keep running.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Ah. I see.
Just remember, though: you’re almost 70 percent more charming and completely impervious to rejection when drunk, though. So…
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
a few bong rips will do the trick
certainly helps me go running!
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Depending on what you call a holiday,
there are four of them. St.Pat’s, Cinco, New Year’s and Mardi Gras. :-D
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 5, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I would argue New Year's a bit.
I’m not sure drinking in the middle of the day is as easily tolerated on New Year’s as it is those other ones. It’s also not as frowned upon as it is on, say, Wednesday, so you may have a point.
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by the red baron on May 5, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
if there's 31slots
doesn’t that mean we’d be getting two picks?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
thanks mr. obvious
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
the obvious family of the wyoming obviouses?
you guys outing everyone’s surname. it’s crazy.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's the wild wild west
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
obviously
see, now you have your own VEB adverb named after you.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you can refuse the honor
and also, I am skeptical of cardball’s memesense.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
why do you have to be so hateful?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I'm critiquing your memesense, not your character.
unless you have an issue with the size of your meme…
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yes, i do
it’s rather…unwieldy.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
if it doesn't work when you're drunk
might be ineffective
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
don't they have medication for that now?
Cardinals Baseball 2010...Catch the Infection!
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on May 5, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
alcohol may not help
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Happy Cinco de Mayo, RB!
I too, would love to see that painting outside Busch. What is your take on Freese? Is he the real deal, or Brian Barden II, the Quickening? Also, is he settling in on defense (Freese, not Barden)? Haven’t been able to watch or listen much the last week or so, and my MLB text alerts don’t mention defense.
Cardinals Baseball 2010...Catch the Infection!
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on May 5, 2010 1:17 PM EDT reply actions
Thank you.
As for Freese, I think he’s absolutely a legit player. His swing is very good (see painguy’s fanpost on the sidebar), his defense is solid (though he hasn’t been great, just pretty good), and he’s produced at every level he’s ever played at. He got a bad rap in the minors because of his age, but I think this is a situation where the narrative really does matter. I think he’ll be a solid contributor. Plus, he’s free!
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
the deep freeze lately.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
rec for albertofstan calendar
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I'm done with another semester of law school!
ending exams on cinco de mayo is truly a blessing. only one more year to go.
law school is by far the best thing about being a lawyer.
seriously, it’s like a vacation 95% of the time, and the other 5% is just reading.
by Willie McGee's Twin on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
School is great for ANY profession
I wasn’t sweating bills and house payments etc. Of course, that might be becuase I was sober as often as I am now.
A friend of mine says you should attend college twice: once for the experience and fun, and once for the education.
Al McGuire once said ’ Everyone should go to college and get an education, then spend the next 2 years as a bartender or cab driver then they will truly be educated
by D4 on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Lot's of truth to that
I am doing school part-time and I am thoroughly enjoying it. School is really different when GPA is not ruing one’s intellectual curiosity. I think not caring about the GPA actually helps one to get better grades.
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
the answer is yes.
it’s almost always yes. there are exactly 7 lawyers who love being lawyers and they love it so much you will never know because they are too busy loving their jobs to waste time on a baseball blog.
/cold, hard, somewhat facetious truth
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
I knew one of those 7. He was a customer at my Starbucks.
He combined his love of Starbucks with his love of being a lawyer by working out of the store a couple times a week.
You can read it in any tone you like.
When do you stop practicing
and start actually working?
/trytheveal!
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
I don't "hate" being a lawyer (it's a job like many others) - but what's better than law school?!?
Actually, I take that back. Being a summer associate is better than being in law school (though really, it’s just a subset of being in law school and therefore makes law school even better!).
by Willie McGee's Twin on May 5, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
being a summer associate is by far the best job anyone can ever have.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
What's better than law school?
I’d have to say undergraduate school, because there is less reading. (This presupposes that one does the reading assigned in law school.)
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on May 5, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
your sig is one of my favorite baseball quotes of all time
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Can't say I did much law school reading so there you go...
Also undergraduate involved all kinds of actual work – like diff-eq, mathcad projects, physics 2, etc. That’s not fun.
Last, in undergraduate you have to do well so you can get into good grad schools (assuming one cares about such things). In law school, once you’ve got a job/clerkship lined up, who the fuck cares.
by Willie McGee's Twin on May 5, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I love it.
It’s brilliant. It’s magnificent. It’s almost impossibly good at time.
It’s also career suicide, and they could have cut out Lady Dada’s Nightmare and made Someone’s Missing twice as long. The Jackson 5-esque section of it should have been two minutes longer, and it would have been perfect.
“It’s Working” may actually be my favourite MGMT song now, although I won’t swear to that.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i need to give it another shot
i listened to it one time through, and it just didn’t strike my fancy. i love the dance-pop type stuff from the first album, so i was disappointed in the huge departure from that. another friend of mine has been urging me to listen again b/c he liked it a lot better the more he listened to it.
It's definitely one that grows on you.
However I will say this: if your favourite song from the first one was “Time to Pretend”, you may just never like this record.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
i would say it's probably "Kids"
although “Electric Feel” is what made me like them in the first place
You just named
the other two songs which would slide perfectly in to my sentence up there. The electro-pop stuff just isn’t present here. Like I said, it’s definitely not for everyone, even those who were big fans of their debut album.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Cool.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel the same way about it, bmorgan.
I guess I should listen to it again too.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Never Herd of 'em....
…is this an actual band-band, u know, where they play instruments, or is it like the Black Eyed Peas, who just sort of stand around and wave their arms about while some computer plays bass lines from someone else’s moosic?
:=8/
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
so one of it's members won't make me think naughty things?
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
They are, quite possibly,
the least similar thing to the Black Eyed Peas in the world.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel about the Black Eyed Peas
like you feel about Sammy Hagar.
by peach concrete on May 5, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel about the Black Eyed Peas
much like I feel about Sammy Hagar as well.
Which is sad, because if you go all the way back to the beginning of BEP’s career, they were actually good. Their first record was a solid album, and had more in common with Ozomatli than what they’ve done since then. (This was long before Fergie came on board, too.)
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It's funny you say that
I’ve been arguing with people that the Black Eyed Peas were the definitive band of the Aughts. Not the best, mind you. Just the most representative. They had hits throughout the decade, and Will I Am and Furgy broadened their cultural impact.
In any event, the only runners up I could think of was Coldplay or Beyonce.
So says, Titus Pullo (formerly The Dude)
Bizzare that you put up that Demuth painting at the same moment
yadi2 was posting about firedudes
well timed sir
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Hooray!
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
5
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5329/pujols.gif

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
can you refresh my memory on the "rules" for GIFs in gamethreads?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
it's small in pix width, it's only 40K filesize — not even triple digits — and there are no naked people or cats
just my rule of thumb, unofficial
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
What about naked cats?
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
after midnight.
the cats come out.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
As long as they have the appropriate black bars.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
like, the new Boooooooog goat is kind of undersized, but it sure does fit into a game thread better.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
and really, there's nothing wrong with linking to something if it's huge.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
That's what she said.
I think.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
after the safe word
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Concepcion?
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
well yeah, it could be a twhs.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
unless you're certain people, and are linkbaiting.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Ok i'll stay away from the naked cats...er i mean
I might be an idiot, but how do you find the filesize?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Right click, Properties
Most of the time.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
chrome is different
only has inspect element
then after that all i see is the code
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Oh.
Hmm. I’m not sure then. Someone more familiar with Chrome could help you, I’m sure. Is Spants around?
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i opened it in firefox
got it. But the gif in question is much too big
I guess I’ll link to it.
I’m saving it for the right moment
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
right-click or however on the image
and it says “properties”
and it should get ya a size of file.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Further thoughts on Lohse, RB?
I mean, of course, he’s nowhere near Halladay’s level…but all the same, he’s sitting on an even 3.00 FIP. That’s not too shabby, even if the xFIP is…well, not quite as encouraging. All the same (and I said something to this same effect yesterday), even assuming regression to the mean, right now, if I’m looking at things correctly, it looks like (knock on wood) the basement for our starting rotation, barring injury, is Jason Marquis’ 2004 season (AKA back when we still liked Jason Marquis…sorry, MooCow). Am I totally off base here?
Oh, and…who in the VEBiverse is the most likely to start the bus ride singalong of Tiny Dancer?
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
That's all very true.
Lohse actually hasn’t been bad this year. Somewhere along the line, his contract worked its way into my brain and fostered this irrational distaste for him. You are correct, though, in saying he’s actually been pretty good this season.
I stand by my statement that Kyle Lohse against Roy Halladay is not a fair fight.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, yes, of course...
…but neither is Albert Pujols against Ryan Howard. You take what you can get, I suppose.
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
Oh, and I don't know who will start it,
but I wish they would do so soon. I haven’t participated in a good singalong in forever.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, then, just for you.
“But oh, how it feels so real…”
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
It may make you happy to know
I actually began singing along with that in my living room. (Or, it may not. Either way)
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, it most certainly does.
I’m a musician by trade. Anytime I can get people to sing, it makes me happy. I’m firmly of the belief that people need to sing more in their daily life. Most people see music much more nowadays as something to be entertained by rather than participate in, which makes me sad, and I’m perfectly happy to wander around singing whatever’s in my head at the moment, even if people think I’m weird.
/steps off soapbox
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
I am both a public singer and dancer, myself.
I’m wildly unpopular.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Hold me closer, Tony Daaaaannzzzaaaa.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Count the head lice on the highway...
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
by splhcb67 on May 5, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha, ha
A local radio station has an afternoon “mistaken lyrics” contest every day. I guess a lot of places probably do. I’ve certainly mis-heard my share of lyrics, but some of the ones they come up with… folks must have had the proverbial banana in their ear to think that’s what was sung.
by ArkansasTravs on May 5, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Life's Been Good by Joe Walsh is one of those songs too
A great song, don’t get me wrong, but I don’t get how people can mistake any of the lyrics for what they actually say
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
My favorite song by an Eagle
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I like Ordinary Average Guy
just because he says dog doo.
Cardinals Baseball 2010...Catch the Infection!
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on May 5, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey RB
This is the first time I believe I’ve chat threaded on VEB before.
There’s been a lot of discussion regarding the fact that Lohse is better than most Cardinal fan’s give him credit for. With his FIP standing at 3.00, do you think we will see more of the good Lohse (his last start) or the bad Lohse (his first start) this season?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
hoping for the series split
anything more than that will be gravy
here’s my music list, just because I can?
cLOUDDEAD – And All You Can Do Is Laugh
Dr. Octagon – Technical Difficulties
Goblin – Suspiria (main title sequence)
Jazzmatazz – Sights in the City
Jucifer – Seablind
Polvo – Action vs. Vibe
The Doors – The Changeling
Unwound – Unauthorized Autobiography
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 5, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions
oh yeah
and Savory by Jawbox
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 5, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh suspiria was one of the worst movies i've ever seen
i didn’t even like it in a campy way, the music was cool though
jazzmatazz, nice
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
yeah
Goblin does some really cool b movie soundtrack music… love that stuff, with the analog synths and whatnot
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 5, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think I've seen it yet
but my brother likes it, and obviously I like the music.
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 5, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Goblin is great.
I miss Dr. Octagon.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
even by kook keith standards
there are some very weird lyrics on there! unbelievable
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 5, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Black Elvis was an odd one too.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Pardon me,
that was the Lost in Space record I’m thinking of, I believe.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
same thing I think
I really like his record called Matthew as well. perhaps my favorite of all his stuff is called Masters of Illusion… it’s him, Motion Man, and Kutmaster Kurt
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 5, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
*Kool Keith
not kook keith, lol (but he is a kook I guess)
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 5, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
In case you hadn't seen it
Posnanski’s tribute to Ernie Harwell.
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
by splhcb67 on May 5, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
there's major Milton Bradley fail!
stay tuned
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Milton Bradley walked out after striking out in the sixth inning.
like packed up and WALKED OUT. exited the stadium during the game.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/marinersblog/2011785415_milton_bradley_packed_up_left.html
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
couldn't let eric byrnes one up him
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
ha, beat me to it
what in the world is going on up there? sounds like they could release “clubhouse presence” sweeney too.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Wait...
So Byrnes gets released on Monday
And Bradley is (apparently) gone today
Ichiro must be a bitch.
/completelyjoking
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
divaaaaaa.
he needs a snickers
(I love Ichiro. he’s a character.)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
The GOBs
Will not forgive this slight. Bradley better make amends quick, or he will become the “Jonah” of his team. Those who have seen Master and Commander know what I’m talking about…
by JWO on May 5, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
two words:
hell…handbasket
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
least surprising headline of the year
by Willie McGee's Twin on May 5, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought a little comedy would be nice.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Lookout Landing is generally silent, but the game thread reads like
that meme-sandwich of GhostRider’s in the other thread
“Where’s Milton Bradley?”
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
weren't they the ones that had that crazy huge meme post last season?
something like what ghostrider was suggesting.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
I try not to go to LL.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
better link to the gory details
http://www.mynorthwest.com/?nid=422&sid=317514
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Baseball has a lot of “unwritten rules” and people love to rag on it. But one of the best is that players have to be their for their team and their teammates.
:-|
did you see the commenter digging on that?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
RB,
since you’re a scenester, did you see Yeasayer at the Gargoyle the other night?
Also, roughly how much do the cardinals spend signing draft picks each year? Is it mostly dedicated to rounds 1-3 or do those twenty other rounds accumulate a lot of it?
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
I did not. It completely evaded my notice somehow,
which irritated me because I really like their new stuff.
Most of the bonus money teams spend in the draft is allocated to the first half-dozen rounds. Baseball America, in their prospect handbooks, only tracks money spent in the first six-ten rounds, I believe (but don’t recall the exact number), for that reason. Once you get beyond a certain point, the bonuses start to range into the same territory as Rule 5 money — it’s so little to a major league organisation it almost doesn’t exist.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
That happens to me pretty often,
things I would want to see evading my notice. Their new stuff is really good.
Does the RFT keep track of stuff like this or something?
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
I'm pretty sure we do.
Unfortunately, our site isn’t the easiest to navigate, even after the redesign.
KDHX has the best concert calendar for St. Louis, in my ever so humble.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
How did I know you'd have some site like this on hand...
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
Hey, it's what I do.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, and as for an exact amount,
I think the Cards generally spend on the order of six million or so, something in that neighborhood? I believe it was a little higher last year with Miller’s bonus, but I could be wrong.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Love the new LCD.
Not quite as good as Sound of Silver, but still very, very good. I haven’t had a chance to check out the NP’s new record. How is it?
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Blatant ripoff of RasmusGirl at Fangraphs
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/stantons-got-that-super-swing/
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Saw that.
Then he made no reference to the source meme. Disappointing.
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
so y'all are gonna defend RasmusGirl, right?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you got a response
at least he admits to the inspiration
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
They can't steal our memes
Let’s eelbomb that site!
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Whoa whoa whoa
There’s too many auxiliary casualties with eelbombing. What if, god forbid, somebody accidentally posted the eelbomb HERE instead of fangraphs?
We might never win another game
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
counteract with pegacorns.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on May 5, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha
and said person would get the banhammer from junta jim after he takes control of veb.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
we would revolt.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Mo is talking about the Duncan Department.
Dave Duncan is his own department.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
awesome
he’s like his own branch of government, or secret ops, or something
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 5, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
he doesn't exist
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
The Cardinals have the most valuable defense in the league so far this season:
http://www.fangraphs.com/teams.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&type=6&season=2010&month=0
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
Not surprising.
Between Colby, Albert, and Boog, the Cards have three elite defenders right there. Add in Ludwick and Holliday who are both solidly above-average, and that’s a hell of a defense.
And that’s not including Yadi, who is a catcher and by nature difficult to quantify.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
dodgers, not so much
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
thank goodness
I was really hoping for a return to form on defense… it just makes the pitching that much better
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 5, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
How is Matt Kemp -11 at this point in the season?
He’s giving up an extra run over average basically every other game? SSS smell test fail.
Not afraid to nitpick
maybe this is why his gm is calling him out
it could be just not paying attention, but i watched a couple innings a few days ago and he misplayed two balls, one for a single that should’ve been an out and one for a triple that should’ve been a single. he didn’t get credited with any errors, but it was like he was sleeping. i never thought of him as great defensively, but about like victorino or granderson, someone athletic enough to often make up for misplaying some balls, and the ones they don’t get aren’t deemed errors (usually balls that drop in front of them).
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
So I've been adding a lot of the bands you've
put on your playlists lately to Jango that I listen to at work. Thanks for Beat Happening, Ariels, and Guided by Voices, but I no longer do enough recreating to get the full scope of Jad Fair & Daniel Johnston. Those guy’s are out there.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
True.
I take you’re a lo-fi kind of guy, apparently?
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Not especially.....
I’ve been listening to a lot of new stuff lately, mostly thanks to you and Chi Town. I’ve pretty much been stuck in the seventies, grunge, and ska for aboot the last 15 years or so.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I'm thinking it's because his arm rating is -1.3 which is not linearly extrapolated over 150 games in UZR/150 like normal UZR is.
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
UZR/150
doesn’t take into account the ARM portion of the equation, only the range stuff. That could explain it, as he’s been erratic with his throwing early in the season.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Which is to say, UZR/150 mostly takes Range and error rate into account,
while UZR incorporates arm also.
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
Exacta!
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
..mundo
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Speaking of LCD soundsystem,
is that movie Greenberg worth seeing?
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
wow
poor chris perez. Indians up 4-2 in the 9th, 2 outs, 2 strikes. groundball goes through cabrera’s legs, makes it 4-3. Then YP hurls a high outside fastball that Adam Lind somehow smacked over the tall fence. 5-4, Blue Jays win.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Heh.
I’ve got two copies of Lind myself.
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
exact opposite for me
I was up by 1 or 2 points, waiting on the Twins to close out a shaky Slowey outing with another 10 points…now, well….fuck Adam Lind is all I have to say
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was lind in the cubs system?
bcb talks about him as if they lament his loss.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
nope
drafted by the twins in 2002, did not sign
drafted by the jays in 2004
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
huh
he’s always the one acquired in their far-fetched trades – like when we get utley for stav, but sometimes we get hanley or timmeh instead, but they always get lind.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
don't think so, wiki doesn't say anything about it
i don’t care what BCB is bitching about. they should be bitching about drafting vitters over wieters, laporta, etc.
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Yikes, Kerry Wood is coming back soon for the Tribe
But his first rehab start at AA didnt look good either.
But hey, handsomest team in baseball!
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
aren't they supposedly the most hated?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Yes, thus the handsomest meme
But me personally, I like the Tribe…I keep wanting Roger Dorn and Pedro Cerrano to come back…Oh wait..
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
And btw, me you and stlcardsfan4 are the most hated VEBers
according to many of these twitter accounts.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
hitters gonna hit
did churchill care that he was hated by the nazis?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
comparing those guys to nazis
I like it.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
wait...you mean...me?
um okay?
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don't read too much into that
last night i was just frustrated. i don’t hate anyone on the interwebz, but i think there are different degrees of tolerability with people posting. let bygones be bygones
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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I usually forgive everything immediately anyways because we're all Cards fans
but tweet shit behind people’s backs is extremely low. You have a problem with my posts, Im a straight shooter, call me out on it. I’ll give you my version.
GDM and Landsickness are the two that surprised me. GDM has always been fun and nice and then I go and read some of the shit hes saying about people on here. Ridiculous guys, absolutely ridiculous. Get off your high horse.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
Like, I forgave VEP last night
but I gave him shit anyways just cause Im stubborn and nagging like that.
The slate is clean, especially if we rock the Phils tonight.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
come on guys
flame wars. not down with the rules. take it to the mods or take it outside, please.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
The only flaming is going on outside of VEB
so its good.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
interesting info anyways
always remember, teague, against ignorance even the gods toil in vain. there are a lot of personal attacks here, and apparently on twitter too, but you just have to take them with a grain of salt, akin to a punished child blurting “i hate you” at his parent.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Go take a look at the other thread, VEP told me to shut up.
Funny stuff.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
It happens when the cards lose.
Its ok, happens to me too pats him on the back
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
damn you VEB, take my asterisks as reasons to bold an item.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
aww thanks LS
I appreciate the apology. your tweet was adorable. apologizing to strangers on the internet for expressing frustration. i feel like I’m back home in Minnesota with all of this.
I STILL BELIEVE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP BEING DISAGREEABLE BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO MUAHAHAHAHAH
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Alcohol and repressed frustration about an internet community
and a new crack toy that allows me to communicate with a select group of people on the internet apparently is a terrible mix for me
then don't apologize for it.
there’s nothing inherently wrong with liking some people more than others. it may be considered low or whatever to do it on twitter, but this isn’t the elementary school cafeteria. VEB requires a level of respect, which in this case we may have crossed, but in a different locale. makes it complicated.
and to anyone who is surprised GDM is ornery, well….then…you missed the Milwaukee series
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Yeah, there is alot of stlcardsfan4 hate from you guys on twitter
I dont always agree with him, but I respect his opinion. I cant say Ive ever felt obliged to tell the entire world about how much I dislike a member and hate reading his/her posts.
Is the Milwaukee series a reference point for this dislike or is it something else?
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
I think, and i might be wrong here
it had to do with the game recap threads thingy and the way fan4 just came in here like a whirlwind of new-ness and such. i don’t know, i think that 2 separate issues just kind of bled over. last night’s pitch(fx) fiasco and then just residual grumblings.
hate is a strong word, but on twitter, it’s efficient!
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ha
I suppose what I mean is the level of what I feel about certain people that I only interact with in cyberspace, whether I am frustrated with them or think they are the most awesome people, should be tempered a great deal since I don’t really know those people. I’m sure it is fine to have the frustrations or feelings, but it was simply silly of me to let such a medium force those emotions out. They need to stay in my head. Now if we were all sitting in a room…
if we were all in the same room
…i’d be hugging you and telling you its not your fault
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i'd be kicking some serious ass myself
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I believe this is appropriate

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
'Yes, my dial-up stayed connected when I picked up my phone!'
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
yes, it's probably better everyone follow the party line
…what is the party line, again?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Really? I don't think there are that many personal attacks here.
Not saying that everyone is always well-behaved, but it’s pretty good for an online community.
You can read it in any tone you like.
You're tacky and I hate you
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Most of the personal attacks have been directed at stlcardsfan4
not a whole lot on here mind you, twitter is the culprit.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
Well then I'd suggest leaving it off the boards. Email a mod.
But having several dozen comments about this is rather silly.
You can read it in any tone you like.
yeah i deserve that flag
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not really...yet
every time I take time off from VEB, I come back and something or someones has gone BSI
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
honestly i should've been flagged for my horrible pun post a few days ago
that ish was horrible
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I was not here
or I might have flagged it. I am becoming as liberal with my flags as I am with my recs
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
i'd still do lines with him
off his lenses
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
hahaha oh my god
so i think its safe to say this stupid shit is behind us?
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Of course
I already said its a clean slate. Im just minding my time until the game starts.
My life revolves around Cardinals baseball…./sigh
(ive got 2 more finals til i graduate….but i could care less about studying)
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
Yeah, there are some extremely touchy blogs.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
oh we're touchy
just in that other way.
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because you touch yourself?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I think we all touch ourselves when Albert comes to the plate
with the bases loaded…
Wait, thats just me?
/runs away
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
use the towels!!!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Because I dont have twitter and this is where I communicate with you people.
And if you do not care for our conversation, use your scroll button.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
Alright, everyone.
I’m putting a stop to this right now.
I can control what is said on VEB, and everyone knows to refrain from personal attacks. Occasionally things get a litte heated, but this is a remarkably well-behaved community overall.
Now, if someone chooses to go and complain about another poster on some other format, there isn’t shit I or any other mod can do about that. However, I will say you should take it up with them in that other forum or ignore it.
I don’t want this stuff popping up here all the time. Got it? No harm, no foul, but let’s stop this right here before it becomes an issue.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Done Mr. Baron
We’ve moved on as noted above. Or at least the ones who have been chatting in this thread.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
Cool.
Like I said, I just wanted to nip this in the bud before it turns into a thing.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll nip you in the bud
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
by mysterui on May 5, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And
you’re banned. Personal threats against the mighty Baron will not be tolerated.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Well... While I'm banned
YOU OFTEN POST THREADS FAR TOO LATE TO BE CONVENIENT FOR THOSE IN THE CENTRAL TIME ZONE
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
You should listen to spants.
She speaks the troof.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
AND I RARELY HAVE HEARD OF MOST ARTISTS IN YOUR PLAYLISTS
Oh god I can’t stop
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Holy crap.
You really have gone five blades, haven’t you?
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Gasp!
You don’t think he really would, do youu?
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Sir, I don't play by the rules
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Youu never knouw what people will dou.
You can read it in any tone you like.
by spants on May 5, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I literally have no idea what you're talking about
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
okay
maybe you were not the one who was supposed to sabatoge ESPN headquarters.
If it wasn’t you, who was it?
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
spants took the cookie from the cookie jar
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I thought there was a whole group that was supposed to round up the pitchforks
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
there was a certain VEB'er
that was doing the school thing in that area. he/she/it let us down
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
somebody in boston maybe
i do remember that
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
don't give up the names!
matty may have turned on us.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
snitches get got
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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They also get stitches, from what I've been told.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
y'all need to organize this revolution better.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
The revolution will be Twittered
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
which will lead to mutiny
and insurrection.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
why
does any word that end with ‘er’ or ‘ur’ ‘ection’ still make me giggle?
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Probably the same reason the word "duty"
makes me giggle
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
No, I don't think it was me.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
You're damn right!
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm?
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on May 5, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i recced that
but he’s not your bud, pal
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
agreed.
it mostly petered out because of what you basically said. we aired out our differences, they’re in the past, and now i am really just wanting it to be 615. thanks for the heads up RB.
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I take back this statement.
Hes taking everything way too seriously.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
whatever man
if i’m frustrated about something on veb, i’m not gonna post it on veb, i’m gonna talk about it with my ‘friends’ on the only communication source i can, which is twitter. sorry for talking behind your back about other people, but i did address you and it’s over. and my calling out or whatever of people is still my general complaint about the site and not a personal attack on anyone. but you know whatever, it’s fine.
my apologies to anyone who Z’d this and saw this petty crap infiltrate the 5th of May thread.
let’s just move on and such.
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Agreed, I have no problem with you greenfield.
The only thing I did was express my opinion and got told to ‘shut up’ for it. Same with our young friend, stlcardsfan4.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
man I feel so out of the loop
since I don’t tweet. I feel like I’m missing VEB’s evil twin that is lurking in the twitterwebs.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
evil is a good way to put it.
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I am now a part
@AaronBaronHill
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Tweet behind someone's back?
Dude. Seriously. It’s Twitter.
Thus why Im not on it. I HATE STATUS UPDATES. WHO CARES. /rant
But apparently, its a bigger deal to some. And its openly visible to everyone on the internet.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
'This just in twitter, the search is on for cute boots!'
‘A wallpost confirms!’
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
This
Most of the time I can’t really figure out why I have a FB account.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 5, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
so the one good thing that came from last night's twitterama
is that i’m now following a bunch of other people (tgreenfield, landsickness, etc.) that i did not know were on twitter.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
hooray! i have kind of friends!
you’re welcome to join the twitterama, in fact, any one is. the_teague, you should get one too and join the fun.
if i had protected my tweets, they wouldn’t be up there. but whatevz
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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actually, this has also inspired me to create a twitter account with my VEB name
also because my non-VEB friends are getting annoyed that i only tweet about baseball
@iheartboog
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
I'm too addicted to Facebook to mess with twitter
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
twitter is for all the cool veb kids
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
#coolvebkids
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
If we use two hashtags it's really going to limit our tweet-size.
You can read it in any tone you like.
I heard hash does that to some people.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 5, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
nice one, forschy
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
how long until
#VEBTwitter is a trending topic?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
#tveebs
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
there are entirely too many cabreras in baseball right now
a moratorium is in order.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Folks, it's been fun,
but I’m out of time. Take care, and I’ll see you all again next week, same baron time, same baron channel.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
au revoir shoshanna
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thanks, rb
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 5, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Tonight Lineup
A Team:
Schumaker 2B
Ludwick RF
Pujols 1B
Holliday LF
Rasmus CF
Freese 3B
Molina C
Penny SP
Ryan SS
....my quick smells like french toast...
Twitter: @mstreeter06
it is a horrible thing to make Albert Pujols do a spot for 101.1
and force him to say “number wong informationg stationg, ESPeng.”
horrible, horrible people.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on May 5, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I'll rec that
cause it made me laugh and say it out loud half a dozen times in Albert-speak
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
me too
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
they are bad, bad people!!
David Freese and Ryan Ludwick don’t have to say that, do they?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
this is about 100K
excellent. I’m not sure about its width, since I’m never on mobile.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that is super-duper
and golly, i mean it. giving you a gold star.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i think we're out of gold stars
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
Dear Big Head,
you are not helping your cause.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I read that at Borders the other day while I waited for Sprint to tell me my phone was effed.
His regimen is smart and intense.
You can read it in any tone you like.
sorry to hear about your phone
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Oh you'd be buying me a drink if I told you the whole damn story. :)
In the end, after the refurb was also messed up, I walked away with a brand new phone, and extra charger, and an extra battery. Sprint employees like it when you’re nice and understanding.
You can read it in any tone you like.
excellllent.
well I’ll buy you a virtual drink. just open up the intertubes
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
AT&T did a similar thing for me
gave me screen covers, a free bluetooth headset, and a screan cleaner to accompany my replacement phone
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Tried to do this as a separate post....
…but it wouldn’t take. So here it is.
I wanted to take a look at the Competition (with a capital C) to see if the notion that the only reason we’ve done well this season is due to “weak competition” (with a small “c”) is valid.
As it turns out, not really.
We’re 8-4 against NLC teams this year (Astros, Reds, Brewers), and 10-5 against NLE (Mets, Phils, Braves) and NLW (D’backs, Giants) thus far.
Breaking the non-NLC competition down further, we’re 2-1 vs. the Mets, 1-1 vs. the Phils, 4-0 vs. the Braves, 2-1 vs. the D’backs, and 1-2 vs. the Giants.
Mets and Phils are each 14-10 against everyone else; Atlanta is 11-11 against non-Cardinal competition. The D’backs are 12-12 against the league (not counting the Cards) and the Giants are 13-9.
So we’ve produced 10 wins in 15 games against teams that are a combined 64-52 against the rest of the league.
I’d say we’re acquitting ourselves pretty well against the “gooder” competition of the National League.
FWIW, breaking down our 8-4 record against the NLC – we’re 4-2 against Cincinnati, 2-1 against Houston, and 2-1 against Milwaukee. Cincy is 11-10 against the rest of the league; Houston is 7-16; Milwaukee is 10-13. So we’re 8-4 against teams that are 28-39 against everyone else, although Houston’s horrible record really skews that – Cincy and Milwaukee are only a combined 21-23 against non-Cardinal competition, which is at least close to .500.
Really, folks, Houston is the only terrible team we’ve played all season – although you could argue that Milwaukee and Atlanta should be doing better than they’ve done – but the fact is the Cards are, looking at the total picture now, 18-and-9 against teams that are a combined 92-91 against everyone else – and that’s with Houston’s 7-16 against non-Card competion mixed in there; take them out and we’re 16-and-8 against teams that are a combined 85-75 against everyone else.
What does all this mean, other than the fact that I’ve got a little too much time on my hands this morning? It means that the reason the NL looks so “bad” is because the Cardinals have been beating up on it!
by Jmodene on May 5, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
those bullies!
…wait.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
so they'd have more wins
if we didn’t?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
All I have to add to this is
Bring on the Pirates and Astros!
by JWO on May 5, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Cardinals on FESPN tonight.
Looking forward to seeing if Colby did in fact get a haircut.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
by Toppins on May 5, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This meme is getting knocked out of the ballpark so far
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
a half dozen repeats before I picked it up
will do that
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Old Hoss speaks the truth:
The 49th Congress made a grave mistake by not ratifying what would have been the 16th Amendment: the right to assault fans doing “The Wave.”
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
related
http://twitter.com/B_Walton/status/13338475649
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
In Unrelated News... finally found a picture of David Freese as "Batman"
Thought you’d want to see.

by JWO on May 5, 2010 4:23 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
That's one of my all-time favs.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 5, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
that's a classic Bugs Bunny cartoon, btw.
all the Warner Bros baseball toons are great
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I don't know
Those old wool unis fit that way.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 5, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe hes been eating too much carrot cake
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
what. what. WHAT.
B_Walton Holliday’s groin was “a little tight” in 10th inn Tuesday. Would have been PR for if reached base. Is in tonight’s lineup though. #stlcards 6 minutes ago via TweetDeck
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
His groin was tight?
Mrs. Holliday, we need you, stat!
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
i think walton used a euphemism for "sphincter"
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
clearly he missed the Phanatic.
cheating on Adam.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I am not sure what is worse
lack of hustle or sliding head-first
do the red reporter guys have a nickname for Phillips?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
they call him thevole
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
So, this Kendrick dude on mound for Phils tonight...
has been pretty horrible this year, yet….
Kendrick is 3-0 with a 2.25 ERA in three career starts versus St. Louis.
Matt Holliday, Ryan Ludwick and Albert Pujols are a combined 3 for 22 against Kendrick.
I’m also a little scared of all Philly’s left handers vs. Penny’s fastball. Hopefully that splitforkchnagesink thing is working for him tonight.
Im fearful of every game we play in Philly
if we dont hit Kendrick today for more than 3 runs, I dont think this game turns out well.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
with happ, madsen, and rollins out
we need to at least split this. going in i thought we’d take 3 of 4…still possible.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Possible, but not...in our favor.
Lohse in that bandbox against Halladay pounding the strike zone against our hitters who are pressing a bit?
C’mon Penny!
we get halladay
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
He allowed them to give it to him
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Tab, not Post...
He had hype and every hit of his was a big one for the Braves
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
isn't he leading the majors in WPA?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I think so
Among the leaders, if not
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Heyward and Miggy Cabrera
are in a league of their own in WPA
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
no more cabreras!
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
chicks dig the long ball
and by chicks, i mean the * who voted.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
garcia had a pretty good case too
but obviously heyward is better known and also the star of his team. why doesn’t utley win gold gloves or garner mvp votes?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Who is Chase Utley?
You can read it in any tone you like.
by spants on May 5, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the phils site is not sold on this howard contract
if it prevents them from keeping werth they are even less sold. they pretty much know that howard is their third-best position player. i just don’t get how he is deemed “the face of the franchise” – poor chase utley.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I agree.
Chase Utley is the man. I wish he was at our keystone.
You can read it in any tone you like.
he was hitting 400 ft homers in high school
with that same stroke. his little league coach thought he was amazing, and sort of adopted him, baseball-wise, for many years. think it was the dodgers drafted him, but my recall on that is a little fuzzy. anyway, he didn’t sign and went to ucla.
just checked wiki, but they have nothing about him being drafted out of high school. didn’t realize his first hit was a granny…and yet he got sent down. also, he played for batavia, although at the time it was a phils org.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
red... no wait, blue
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
like Joel Piñero at Jose Oquendo pissed
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
if garcia had those same numbers on a lousy team
i think he would have won, if that makes any sense.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it does.
heyward is the braves’ best player right now, and he had at 2 game-winning hits. jaime would be the best pitcher on the braves. but he’s just one of four awesome and one pretty good pitcher for the cardinals.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Blame Dusty Baker for the wave
I wanted to share my experience with the wave from Sunday’s game. It was during the 7th (i think) inning, the inning in which Pujols hit the 3 run double. Here is the chain of events that lead up to Dusty Baker causing the wave, and Albert Pujols killing it.
- Reds pitcher allows first 2 runners to reach, Dusty makes slow walk to the mound to make the change. As he is making the change, the wave begins.
- 20 year old sister in law says, “Oh, the wave, I love the wave!”
- Me, under my breath, “the wave is f’n stupid, and so are you.”
- Play resumes, wave continues
- 20 year old sister in law, “Oh, I hope it makes it across (referring to the batters eye). . . oooh, it made it!!”
-Me, “there’s a baseball game going on, you know?”
-20 year old sister in law, “The Cardinals must think, ‘wow, the fans are really supportive’ because the wave’s made it around like 5 times already”
-Me, again, under my breath “this is a really big spot in the game and you idiots are more interested in the wave”
-Ryan Ludwick takes ball four
-Wave dies to a standing ovation to Pujols coming up with the bases loaded.
-Me, “THANK GOD”
You know the rest of the story. And that, my friends is how Albert Pujols single handedly (with a little help from Luddy) KILLED the wave.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
by scoot on May 5, 2010 5:45 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I can verify the accuracy of this account.
Well, not the conversation. But the rest of it.
You can read it in any tone you like.
so josh is scoots brother?
j/k, no stabby
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
heh heh heh
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Your self control is admirable......
I’m sure those thoughts would not have been under my breath, thus leading to an upset SIL, thus leading to couch time for me.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
it was hardly bearable
I think the wife and I were the only ones in the section not participating. Then the 13 year old kid next to me (her little brother’s friend) picked up that we weren’t doing it and stopped and I explained the stupidity of the wave to him. Knowledge is the key people. Keep spreading it!
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
that's awesome
spread it! (knowledge, not the wave)
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
When you google "anagram," Google says
“Did you mean ‘nag a ram?’”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
what was the one someone posted on here a few days ago
something about looping the links to websites…I’m drawing a blank on the exact word
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
it was "recursion"
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I think it was something like this.
Or maybe me posting the gamethread link that liknked back to the main post.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Secret Weapon, Jose Alberto, and someone else playing pepper on ESPN intro!
You can read it in any tone you like.
i love pepper
sadly, kids these days…
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
NO PEPPER GAMES!
Can’t they read the signs?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
awww, I missed it
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
LOL @ Girardi talking about Andy Petitte getting one 'rubbed out'
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
It's part of being a true Yankee
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Finally!
cjbeatty44 …………finally got the call………..im headed to Iowa………plane leaves 6:45am for Atlanta, GA………GO QUAD CITIES RIVERBANDITS
by notmorganfreeman on May 5, 2010 6:10 PM EDT reply actions
shelby, if anything rubbed off
may luggage him if he gets too chatty
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
quick, places to eat in Iowa!
and someplace that sells lotion
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Wasn't there a whole subthread the other day
aboot places to eat there? I want to say eff started it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
peoria?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you'll need laundry service for the towels too!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
did not realize grady sizemore was having such difficulties this year
clipped this from the linked article in the margin because i thought of boog:
Diagnosis: Anthony Castrovince, the MLB.com beat writer for the Indians, speculates thusly: “Sizemore used to generate a lot of topspin when he made contact. Trouble is, such a swing can put a great deal of stress on the elbow upon contact, and all that stress caught up to Sizemore last year, prompting arthroscopic surgery. What you’re seeing this year could be a byproduct of Sizemore attempting to shorten his swing and get more backspin on the ball.” Elbow surgery is a frightening prospect for any hitter, and it’s not surprising that Sizemore would try to change his swing mechanics to try to reduce the strain on his elbow. The fix just hasn’t quite worked yet.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Hey guys! The SBN bolding glitch still works!
See here
2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers
how does that happen?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
awesome
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Apparently you missed
the day we broke SBN. Enjoy.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
And we're sorry.
No, not really.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
That's hilarious
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
ha
i think it was scoot linked to a niners site the other day that also had something wacky going on. the strangest was mccovey chronicles about a week ago, but even the techies out there couldn’t figure out what was going on. someone typed something into the subject line that all of a sudden starting rearranging all the comments – they were jumping all over.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
the niners site was all italics, i believe
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Really?
That McCovey glitch sounds fun! I mean that’s totally upsetting.
You can read it in any tone you like.
Need to figure it out and save it for an overnight thread
2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers
it was like being on acid
someone said, what just happened? then it was like, let’s see where this one ends up. imagine reading all the comments out of order with no context.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i'll have to go see which one it was now
can’t do it till after the game, though. it was anywhere from 14 to 7 days ago, maybe even 6, and there’s quite a few threads. i was going to find it anyway, because i think whatever it was typed was some sort of command or something. but i gonna run till game time, and after the game i’ll find it. damn, i thought about linking it at the time, but i couldn’t figure out what the fuck was going on, and i’m not signed up there to be able to ask.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
And no one noticed it on that thread, yet.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
that's what i thought
but figured i just missed the discussion i was looking for.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
That blog is new to SBN
It had a host of readers when it was hosted elsewhere, then they all jumped ship to SBN when it did. They’re probably pretty new to SBN themselves.
2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers
why did FSM just do the worst Cards teams in the last 25 years?
I’m fuckin’ depressed now.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
RB I can so relate to your description of your obsession.
Good Job! That’s why I come here. Many of you are as fixated as I am.

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