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Ladies and gentlemen: The only player in baseball who generates all his power from falling down and pushing off his back knee. 

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whatever it takes

i don’t care if he lays down and hits home runs….

Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.

by RosevilleRedbird on May 3, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't see the homer

but hey, Fat Miles hit another one!

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on May 3, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Fat Miles

I chuckle cuz it’s true.

by Mr. Wilson on May 3, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overflow

Time to bust out the Maudite.

Expect posts to get increasingly incoherent from here on out

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, i'm jealous

that’s good beer right thurr

by nycbirdo on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, bought a pint of it at BevMo for ~$7.00. Expensive, but well worth it

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

So hey guys

Yesterday I went to the Giants game and I had to watch Todd Wellemeyer pitch and I was like, WHY CAN’T I ESCAPE YOU!!!!!! And then he threw some shutout baseball out of the pen and I was like, WHERE WAS THAT LAST YEAR, ASSHOLE!!!!!!

And then today I sign onto Yahoo Fantasy Baseball and there’s his stupid face under the “Who’s Hot” section.

I nearly cried.

by mojowo11 on May 3, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

why can't i quit you, colonel?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need to replace those two with Boog and Bombs

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Already did it with Tony and Stav....

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 3, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure they will recreate it themselves sooner or later, anyway.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bingo...

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 3, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

sicko

that’s hilarious

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 5:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's Okay . . . breathe . . .

He’s gone. We’ve got Penny and Garcia in 2010.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 3, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

we’ll always have 08

by Evilfrog on May 3, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sucks man.

some of the towels are clean, for the tears.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You got a coupon worth 90 feet on another RBI

Matt . . . cash that baby in.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 3, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets go Freese

DUCKS ON THE POND

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Quack

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quack

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ever seen a duck frozen...

to a pond. Not pretty. I tried to free the little bugger with an axe, but just ended up with dinner.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Holliday has a butterfly on his bat

just me?

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on May 3, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

IBB Holliday

now Freese

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

is it still 2-1?

I’m on 24 because i can’t stop

by leefyg on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese them

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

freesey hot!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

bam

...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.

by emrfg8 on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

DAVID FREESE!

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

HFS!

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

clear em!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

With my freese ray I will stop.

The pain.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

FREESE!!!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

BAHAHAHAA.

we seem to have the better Lafayette grad.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Certainly more cost-effective.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

no one will complain about his contract for a while

yeaaaah!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big wheels keep on Freezin!

That man is strong!

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

good golly miss molly

how did we get him for edmonds?

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I do too.

He gave up some hits, but didn’t pitch all that badly for his first start back. Then bullpen laughs at the runners he gave them.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

David F'in Freese everybody!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

THE POND IS CLEARED

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah freese!

“I make the ducks go away!”

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Took the dog for a walk

I’m loving that At Bat app. Had a few people looking at me strangely on the Stavinoha HR.

Hell yeah Freese!

by Evilfrog on May 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

In play . . .

(Runs)

How sweet

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Cmon Razzy x4

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

IT FUCKIN WORKS!

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that dugout shot

Stav was pumped!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

had the same thing queued up.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

go for it.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Freese’s first day on my fantasy team.

Thank you, Mr. Iceman.

by stl tyler on May 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Rasmus!

that’s three hits right there!

by Evilfrog on May 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Fire burning?

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on May 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT'S A TRAP!

Freese scores

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

...

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh an ole miss fan i see

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on May 3, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

More of a UNLV guy

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

but not a tarp.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love me some

Adimiral Akbar

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 3, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The Tasty Freeze

Makes some good french fried potaters"

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

the house break helped

we’re scoring runs like there’s no tomorrow.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on May 3, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

raz with some BABIP luck

somewhat surprised the umps correctly called that one

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

a slushie?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

the annoying booing guy yells "Can anybody get an out tonight?!"

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

nice way to sell the TRAP, Raul

sell Tarps, not traps.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Colby

Freese was on his horse to score…

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Who was that guy yelling on the broadcast

“CAN ANYBODY GET AN OUT TONIGHT?”

I love it.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

it was the booing guy we hate.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been watching House

so I can’t speak to “booing guy”. I only know awesomely loud angry fan man.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 3, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who else just heard that fan? lmao

“can anybody get an out tonight”

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Better late than never

says Jaime Garcia.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

now that was a dumb baserunning move

I blame the haircut.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

dang..

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm....I dont know if Rasmus was out...

looked under the tag

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

i concur

looked safe to me but whattayougonnado?

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 3, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take it the ball beat him to the bag?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would have liked a replay on that.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a dumb move to try to take second...

j/p :)

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on May 3, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

raz was in....

geez, these umps are blowing the tag calls.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

late tag

Colby looked safe*

*pending replay

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on May 3, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

either way

i’m pretty proud of my 17 inch widescreen for a LAPTOP. so…yeah.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once again

the signature makes the comment.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too heavy for a laptop

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a fair argument.

i don’t carry mine around really at all. not to class or anything like that, so i just don’t care all that much.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss about laptops

I have the same size MacBook Pro, and if I were to get another laptop—I don’t think I will—I would go smaller the next time. It’s too much of an ordeal, and too expensive a computer, for its portability to really be useful unless I’m going on a trip of some kind.

by DanUpBaby on May 3, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word

Getting a powerful Macbook Pro + a netbook is a pretty nice combo

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a Mac person

But if and when I have money and go for another computer, which won’t be anytime soon, I’d definitely go with a beast moded 17 inch laptop and a netbook/tablet if they actually get that whole thing figured out.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on May 3, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm definitely moving to desktop/netbook after my current laptop dies

Maybe a tablet, depending on how far into the future we’re talking here. I don’t really want an iPad right now, but who knows what the tablet PC market will look like in a few years.

by mojowo11 on May 3, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

They predicted the Marlins would win!

Kind of!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a 17 inch widescreen

but…I had to have a decent laptop with a number pad. I’m a mathematics major, and <3 number pad. It’s a pretty lightweight Asus model, though, despite the screen size.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate apple.

that is all. but i’m not really interested in arguing with you. so…yeah.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't hate Apple

They are what they are. Everybody knows they’re overpriced, but they’re good products, and people buy them

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Apple

But it’s a principle thing. Their hypocrisy over “open” technology irks me. That said, I own an iPhone, and I love it, and their great products are why they can get away with being kind of dickish in some of their business practices.

by mojowo11 on May 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apple is what they are, which is fine

But the fact that there are Apple fanboys who would buy anything they make—-and make sure to let everyone know that they did buy it—-is annoying as fuck. It’s a computer not a fashion statement.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on May 3, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I were an academic

I would write an essay that technology IS a fashion statement

But I’m far too drunk for that

So all I’m gonna say is that I love my iPhone, and I hate hipsters

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

profs always tell you to be concise in your writing

success.

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 3, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, way to take it there.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno, 32 inch monitor

sure seems like you’re compensating for something.

/eggs things on.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with CodyG in this argument

Fang is just jealous.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

You shut up.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

not really

like i said, i’m not jealous of your 32 inch monitor. that’s really just too much on the eyes for me. besides, if you actually did use your own money for this purchase (which i highly doubt), that’s fine. i’d rather spend my money elsewhere, like on a better television.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just bought a DVI to HDMI cable and an audio out cable

And hooked my computer up to my 36 inch TV

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Compensating for his small car

Which is compensating for his enormous wang.

by mojowo11 on May 3, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even me!

Oh hey guys – baseball!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 3, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Double meaning?

(gay congressman joke)

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's really hard to explain why I'm laughing

to my straight-laced bible college roommate

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on May 3, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

the incredible hulk?

this is just odd… but in a way, i like it

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on May 3, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the image work

but lets wait for a HR before posting that

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that looks just like the FSM dugout camera.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh heh

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 3, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

snow problem.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

i'm reccing this

because i freaking love puns and i am in a really really really good mood.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 3, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you're off to a good start

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop it

I really don’t want to have to ride that emotional roller coaster

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 3, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

home plate ump chats with Werth as he cleans the plate.

Yadi is just like… uh huh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

K-Mac... that would be bad.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

...

Fuck that

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ McClellan, get the ball down

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty sure the J-man wouldn't take K-mac's name

/joke

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 3, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol, at least I capitalized his name

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

kmac... ugh

shave that beard, werth.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on May 3, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

patience, grasshopper, patience

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

F'in Chatham kid

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

K-Mac

well, now that you’ve gotten that out of your system, get some outs.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 3, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont think we need the umps

to pump the batters up and getting em angry..

by brindled on May 3, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

i am so excited about this game i am practically in tears.

this is more than i expected from JAIME and from this offense. we are so much better than we were last year. i fucking love it.

also, for those of you who know about that guy at my office that constantly annoys me, he’s a huge phillies fan. plus i started JAIME on fantasy team = bonus. i don’t even care about that werth HR.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 3, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

the handshake-dance kind of amped me up.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double switch?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whos is RF now?

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who*

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

PH

Professional Hitter

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR double-switch magic

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because

TLR clearly thinks the game is out of reach. So might as well let guys get playing time.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

New rule

Stav hits HR, he gets to play in the field.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's only fair

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 3, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

cause Stav + Luddy = a better Defense?

no no that doesn’t work….

cause Colby got thrown out at 2nd?

I’m gonna go with that

by kalmavet on May 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

colby is an unfair advantage.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he made the last out

I imagine KMac is going more than 2 innings here.

by Evilfrog on May 3, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

K-Mac

impersonating Carp there

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

....and shut up!

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sit down Ruiz

thats a strike tonight, where have you been?

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

He shouldn’t be walking around with players.

He needs to walk away.

Instead he’s just jawing.

by Ghostrider520 on May 3, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's jawing with everyone?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

KK Mac

me likey a PO’ed K-Mac

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN!!!!!

Ruiz is jawing now. hahaa, will he be catching next?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm going to tab over to the ESPN list of umpires.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Kyle.

I’d rather not automatically use him in high leverage situations quite yet, but he’s been pretty solid for the most part this season.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Fletcher

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fletcher at HP

Johnson at 1B
McClelland at 2B (chief)
Everitt at 3B

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

.....what in the world is Joe Mather doing to entertain Colby

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Stay classy Phillies fans

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi's enjoying it, though.

Heh

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi approves...

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on May 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Streaker?!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Lazer tag

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yadi is amused

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on May 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

btw.... watching Yadi's face is HILARIOUS.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

that is the funniest thing I've seen all year.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fer Real?

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 3, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

taser

does anyone have pics of yadi…i just saw the pic of the kid and the one vid on youtube…i wasnt able to catch the game on fsmw

by guillermozeliak on May 3, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yadi was loving it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

or

if the radio clip of 550 is posted somewhere id like to hear it…im waitng for the recap on maricek’s show he said he would replay it

by guillermozeliak on May 3, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA Streakers on the field!?!?!

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

streaker!

(who knows. fsn won’t show)

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on May 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

ah

phillies fans. making the cubs fans look normal

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

awww we get to see yadi's cute smile

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 3, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

we're getting Bombsquad and Colby and Skip

some of Wainer and Nick.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

turns out it was bombs and boog who dared him to do it

“do ya double dare me?!”

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't tase me, bro!

also, it’s not a laser.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the white towel

The Phillies may surrender now, if they wish.

by JWO on May 3, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

TASERED THE STREAKERS!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH….

wait…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA….

Tase that Phillies fan again plz.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

His jiggly bits

Will be smarting for a week.

by JWO on May 3, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi's change of expression was the best thing I have ever, ever seen.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Please someone

I want a GIF of Yadi’s shit-eating grin as the guy is getting tased.

by mojowo11 on May 3, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

omg yes. the slow motion is the best!!!!

/cj beatty

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

There will be a reply tonight.

Just sayin’

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh my sbn isn't auto-refreshing the comments

this is annoying. anyone else having the problem.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 3, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No...

but this could be a blessing.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

had it earlier

just had to reopen it in a new tab and it eventually worked

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

But you can’t see this reply, can you?

by mojowo11 on May 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

just refreshed.

ah well, my internet is shaky at best anyway. it keeps the craziness in game threads to a min here.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 3, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

While the streaker runs...

/Users/dad/Desktop/20100503_Cardinals_Phillies_0_62_lbig_.png

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 3, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

can I LOL @ this?

’Users/dad

hahahaha

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

awwww, ripped foul

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

"Givin' a jolt to the fans"

well played dan, well played

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on May 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

 a rarity, but a delight

by LandSickness on May 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, he also wondered if Brendan was comfortable on that throw.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the hits keep coming

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

base hit for Yadi!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

stay calm everyone

Joe Mather is getting ready.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

My dad is an unbeliever.

It is causing a tense moment right now.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

stay calm, CG

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

your secret identity is showing

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

no Chief Justice?

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bunts away

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR

Sooooooper Genius

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

/moar homerz

less buntz

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on May 3, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

This has DP written all over it

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Third time

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 3, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Incoming!

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

got it...

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 3, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA.

rec’d.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the rise you see in the 7th

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Dan and Al...

It was not a streaker. But the end result was a tasing.

by Ghostrider520 on May 3, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it was a jolt

so we should see that in the chart, right?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

FFS

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 3, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw, Chris Carpenter's face is a picture of danger. extreme danger. like it's aroused his killer instinct.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

why bunt?!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Um, no bunt plz

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Al

you are dumb

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 3, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

They don't do subject lines...

at thegoodphight. Odd

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 3, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

eel bomb!!!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha.

VEB’s not only virulent, we’re meme-carriers too

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to admit that would be oddly funny

to see an eel meme carried over from Arizona to Philly via STL.

It wouldn’t be funny if it happened here and I’m not encouraging it but still . . .

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 3, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

well, all that time in the desert, gonna get valley fever

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bunting Yadi over

sounds like a brilliant move.

Yeah, no.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi avoids the tag.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

In play, bunt(s)

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on May 3, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I find your lack of faith (in Bombs) disturbing

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

plz

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see it didn't take long

for you to get the rooney quote in your sig

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on May 3, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But you need to include that it is referring to Philly fans. That makes the sig more funny.

by Ghostrider520 on May 3, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

better?

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony had a bet with someone

“We don’t just rely on the HR. If Yadi get’s on with no outs I can bunt him over, then move him to third with a ball in the infield, and my leadoff guy can knock him in.”

Skip fucked it up though.

by Evilfrog on May 3, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

actually....
TLR says he’d squeeze with Yadi on third. #stlcards 8:19 AM May 2nd via Seesmic

- via Marecek

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

he’s more svelte this year.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He knows the good spots to hit.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

heh

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 3, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't act like you didn't do that on purpose

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on May 3, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the ball is bunted fair

even bengie is gonna be safe.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

late inning LaRussian bunting anything is the most annoying thing in baseball

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on May 3, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRussian

I like it. Like Machiavellian

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Machiavelli was nicer

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He spent less time...

thinking about different scenarios…

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 3, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

took al about 15 seconds to count to six

sounds about right

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on May 3, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a streaker

just a random idiot. Phillies fan.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 3, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

What are out thoughts for the relief pitching?

Kyle start the inning, with a Loogy up in case things spill over into Utley/Howard?

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds good to me

tell Tony

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 3, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's "You can't see me."

I think.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trever warming

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

"brad lidge is warming in the philadelphia bullpen. . . . in the ninth inning the cardinals have

ludwick, pujols and holliday coming up."

heh, heh, heh, heh.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet.

maybe lidge needs the houston pic.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on May 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get the Albert riding a unicorn pic ready

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's scary is

This is not even the hottest part of our lineup right now.

by JWO on May 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh jeez....

the phillies don’t want to throw him straight back into the 9th inning…but they’ll let him face one of the most dangerous middle-of-the-order setups in baseball? Gotta love the managing there.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's...

a 33 year old closer. If he has to be babied, they might as well cut him.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know.

I just don’t get the logic of not throwing him back into the high leverage situations, but yet letting him face the meat of a lineup. It’s just a contradiction.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure that was Maching.

there are a lot of people yelling within the camera pickups.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty sure those were phillies fans

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on May 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there was no miscommunication there.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

... or something.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

because Yadi and Albert are telepathic.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm, interesting still shots shown on phils broadcast

of a couple controversial calls tonite.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

sell it, luddy!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Glovewick

AS RF

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it my imagination

Or has Ryan’s glovework improved A LOT this year?

by JWO on May 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick?

he was always like this. at least, from late last year.

Holliday is the one who’s getting more consistent, which is really nice. I hope he can keep it up, even with his arm.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's getting great jumps on the ball

and he’s not afraid to lay out for the catch.

Add a plus arm. . .he’s got my All-Star vote

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The great jumps are the big difference, I think.

He hurt his hammy last year, and I think it lingered.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, he did

I keep forgetting about that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i do not remember him being this good.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 3, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glovewick fall down.

but caught.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

...This alcohol is 8% and it's kicking my ass

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

He also rooms with Boog

So, y’know

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, yeah

But it’s hard to even get a goddamn smile out of Matt Holliday, automaton left fielder.

by mojowo11 on May 3, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi's smile growing and growing is burned into my mind. hahahahaa.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Good thing Matt Chairs

wasn’t in RF. That would’ve been an inside the park HR.

by Ghostrider520 on May 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Wait, so Ludwick moved RF-CF-RF?

LaRussa’s crazy

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

this just in

more reason to hate justin bieber

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on May 3, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

VEBDGAFAJB

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

YBTLFGTESTUNFNGT. FH.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on May 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

it only works when there is a DGAFA

in the middle….that just looks like random letters.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I was like 10

I always promised myself I’d stay in the loop with what young people liked

WHAT THE FUCK IS BAKUGAN?! AND WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you ever seen both in the same place?

They’re the same thing.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

I had a “but he was the only person in attendance” joke ready, but the game was in Chicago, not KC. Bummer.

by mojowo11 on May 3, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

they got Lidge warming up to some angsty heavy metal.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

But he chills out to

Miley Cyrus

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 3, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

aren't, you, GUYS IN THE TRUCK?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they don't show it anymore

since Morgan Ensberg said it was his fault.

by Ghostrider520 on May 3, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

who do you believe, GUYS IN THE TRUCK?

us, or Morgan Ensberg!?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giant strikezone

With a lead, I’m OK with this.

by cloistermaximus on May 3, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

dang Luddy

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

UIBB for AP?

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan talked to Ensberg

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert does a lame impression of himself.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Who's pitching tomorrow?

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 3, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

adam

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 3, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN says

Waino vs. Blanton.
Damn that Joe fella’s gotta’ rubber arm

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 3, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

lego 2b!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, that was fair. good work, big head.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Matt

ICYHOT up

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

lidge declines to appeal to a higher court.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Are these pitches...

as meatball-ish as they look on GD? All down the middle.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 3, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

very meaty

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on May 3, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, very nice.

wide stance.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

19 RBIs for Freese this year

how about 20?

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 3, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

the GOB say no

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

sit on the heater, Freese

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you seen thepainguy's fanpost?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

rec’d, commented

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lidge couldn't find the plate

w/ the slider

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Utley and Howard due up

Better believe we’ll see Miller.

by mojowo11 on May 3, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

then the Sauce

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

why'd tony pull colby?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on May 3, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a little eccentric

don’t try to figure it out

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

double switch

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had to make a run to Pat's

for 50 cheese steaks

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 3, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually Joey Bombs had to tell him this crazy story about a monkey.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

because he was CS

because he wants to get everybody an AB
because Colby was hungry and needed to eat. now.
because … who knows.

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 3, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoever invented downie wrinkle releaser

should win the nobel fucking prize

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 3, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

again

much funnier to me when the emphasis is on fucking

by LandSickness on May 3, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the same person invented Downy Wrinkle Releaser

and won the Nobel Fucking Prize, well, that person is really multitalented.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 3, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller makes sense, actually

Howard hits lefties pretty suckily.

by JWO on May 3, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

The "fast" ball

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trever Miller is...

The Pacifier.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on May 3, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree

one of

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't T-Mill

Have the bad elbow MRI that made his 2 year deal a one year deal?

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 3, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame this comment.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cmon Miller

strikes, this zone is huge

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh, wtf Miller

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

and also, stop calling for the slider.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

this could get ugly.

/don’tpullafranky

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on May 3, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

don't worry

Franklin is back there warming.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard smash

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's quoting joe morgan

or something.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.

by emrfg8 on May 3, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

that ball jumped out of there

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

he looked like he barely got a piece of that one.

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 3, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

This.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ruh roh

Utley has such an easy, effortless swing. Dare I say, smooth

by mattyp on May 3, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

This park is such a bandbox

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on May 3, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh

When the Phillies were out in SF, the Philly fans were complaining non-stop about how awful and large the park out there was. When utley/howard had like 3 fly balls die on the warning track in right center.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

This park is too big

They should probably move the walls in.

by mojowo11 on May 3, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

that Colby needs a haircut

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he better get the BALL down

 or it’s 6-4

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

or throw it up in Howard's eyes

nice pitch

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhh

that felt good

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 3, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or ...

Is Philadelphia one of the cities you would least like to live in America. I seem to read so many crazy stories that originate from Philly.

by FlimtotheFlam on May 3, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Not really

There are a lot of cities in, you know, Alabama and Arkansas and West Virginia.

by mojowo11 on May 3, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, this.

If Im gonna live in the south, Im going southwest.

/southwest airlines pun

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wanna get away?

Hell yes

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, if someone told they bought me a house in Philadelphia

I would probably tell em to sell it ASAP and pocket the money.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

One word, one acronym:

Rolla, MO

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is true

my brother is going to rolla next year. lolololololol

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enter: Me going to USC

This whole being engaged thing kind of backfired… =P

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

my fiancee is not ugly

and we met at rolla. exception to the rule

...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.

by emrfg8 on May 3, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sir, you are missing out on a damn fine Wal-Mart

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah rolla!

i’m almost out of this place.

...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.

by emrfg8 on May 3, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you at Rolla?

Graduated HS from there

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

getting my mech engineering degree and then moving far far away

...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.

by emrfg8 on May 3, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha... I don't blame you at all. I would've warned you far sooner

Do you know Brad Harris/Brianna Dowdy/Ben Hale/Stephen Naji?

If you do, I’ll buy a beer sometime at Alex’s, I promise

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

it couldn't be as bad as detroit

lots of sprawl, i hear

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on May 3, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Day man

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wouldn't be fun...

but better than HoustonSanAntonioDallasOklahomaCityTulsaLittleRockAtlantaNashvilleDetroitClevelandCincinnatiPittsburghRichmondandabunchofothers…

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 3, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nashville is a nice city from my experience.

Except this weekend when it was underwater.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

And San Antonio ain't bad either

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never been but it seems nice.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't live there myself, but I'd be very happy over there

Instead, stuck on the edge of the Houstonplex

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Riverwalk!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missouri City

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

fitting on a Cards blog

I live downtown (used to live out there though). I like living in Houston quite a bit; very underrated city, IMO.

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 3, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It does get a bum rap

A few too many people for me, but yeah it’s not unlivable bad.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

Live in Sienna Plantation (far out MO City) and work in Pearland. Been watching the sprawl come this way for years.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't go out the main entrance

I slip out the airport exit, no problems.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Otherwise, yes, I would have already shot myself

or a bunch of fellow residents.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

saw some your facebook stuff

sounds kind of nuts. you had to go north and go through louisville?

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It turned out I didn't have to but we couldn't find out where 24 was closed because TDOT's website was down.

So I went up I-65 because I knew that was open. But it was probably the worst drive I’ve ever had. After the best drive ever that morning through gorgeous mountains and weather.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

3

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I flew through Indiana.

And Illinois sort of.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should have added like 5 I think.

I really flew.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

goodness

yeah, i’ve been down 64 through indiana and illinois. really no cops. you could probably go at least 80 and not get caught.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went 90 in Indiana and 80 in Illinois.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was angry.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And fast

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where was that pitch ump?

You get scared now?

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

ha HA.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Al says "The first time Howard has not reached base when playing the Cardinals."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

That was almost a strike.

by Ghostrider520 on May 3, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks Ryan

One of Howard’s 300 strikeouts for the year. Good time too.

by JWO on May 3, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

The fact...

that Howard has such a huge L-R split, while Utley has none, makes Utley much more valuable (among other reasons.)

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 3, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

$trikeout

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Franklin in

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 3, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I vote for David Freese to chat Ryan Howard up again

and tell him all about how he looked up to him in high school. at length. for a while. earnestly. maybe with a batman mask.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

VEB needs to put out a bounty or reward

For a picture of Freese in that mask. We need that for key inspirational moments.

by JWO on May 3, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was on KSDK! I told people to cap it

no answer yet.
not even for bombs donning it during post-game.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do not get KSDK,

 so sadly could I not screen cap it, I never even got to see it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 3, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was in the midst of a painfully bad Rene Knott thing.

which is redundant. you did yourself a favor.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

enjoy it, phillies fans

from here on out he’s making about $125,000 for every strikeout

by mattyp on May 3, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

when does it kick in, though?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joba got a save today....

why did FSM break from this game to show us him coming into a save situation?

by Evilfrog on May 3, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Would Franklin get the save?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Seattle

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I leave in a week and a half!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Already one out, 3 run lead.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on May 3, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Franklin...

in to face anonymous roadie from The Moody Blues.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on May 3, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

HEY! he stole Colby's hair!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

cmon Franklin

it’s beard vs beard

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

haHA!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

WERTH K

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 3, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello, I am Ryan Franklin

I wear a huge baseball glove for some reason.

Pardon me while I throw some junk that you will, for some reason, not hit hard.

by mojowo11 on May 3, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

he said pardon me

but he didn’t mean it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

FranKlin

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Franklin

with a three pitch K? Old dog new tricks?

by Evilfrog on May 3, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I've noticed this.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was on VEB

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

because its the South and the news doesnt care about the South?

also, maybe it will wash my ex away

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 3, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something in my life just doesn't feel right when

Ryan Franklin is pitching this well. It’s unsettling.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure hard to fault a guy when

He’s blown ZERO saves thus far.

by JWO on May 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

His command is impeccable. It’s like 2007 Ryan Franklin again.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

well yeah...

it means he’s going to build up a bunch of goodwill with TLR, then fuck us in October.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 3, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

in chinese astrology,

This is the year of not-looking-gift-horses-in-the-mouth.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 10:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

ohyes.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ain't it funny how

we started writing Franklin with a capital F

by d-dee on May 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Considering that'd be...

91-71, sort of? But not a real lock. Screw it, let’s go for 30 over. or 35.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends on the loss column.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

in our division

I think 1 game above .500 = playoffs. (not playing a rain out game because there is no need.)

91-71 would be 20 games about .500 and 90 wins should get you into the playoffs.

by Evilfrog on May 3, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winner!

FranKKlin!

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

WINN-R

Cheaaaaa

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

how the heck did we get that chicken dinner!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

In Spain! In Spain!

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on May 3, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats a winner!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 3, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Late to the party

Yay Jaime! Stud! And HFS Infection!

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on May 3, 2010 9:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Omar?

I thought he was lefthanded Erik Estrada?

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on May 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

For short can he be

OMGarcia!?

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on May 3, 2010 10:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Bag of Win

Big old fat L for Joe F. Blanton! Couldn’t be happier!

by cloistermaximus on May 3, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I. LOVE. THIS. TEAM.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on May 3, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

This team is HUMMING

No idea what the tune is though. Just hope the song ends well.

by JWO on May 3, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably whatever song Colby is shakin' his moneymaker to

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

10 games over

"They're so stunned they didn't even boo!"
John Rooney 5/3/10 referring to Philly fans on Cards 5-run inning

by gocards62 on May 3, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

that is also a fact worth stating

by LandSickness on May 3, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pardon me guys

I’m gonna go get Tommy John surgery so I can suddenly become unhittable at the major league level.

by mojowo11 on May 3, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hope you throw lefty

because crafty rightys end up selling insurance.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Omg

Win!

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on May 3, 2010 9:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I'd be happy if we split this series

But I’m starting to feel a little greedy…

by JWO on May 3, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

GOOS FEELINGS EVERYWHERE

man i fear that philly lineup but hell yes jamie f. garcia

by cardfan124 on May 3, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Over to Monday night baseball

and Pedroia makes it 14-4 Boston

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Only downside to tonight is

We can’t watch the Cubs lose.

by JWO on May 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm more pleased

with Freese’s what…~.950 ops? Considering the power-less start he had to the season.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rookie of the year if he keeps it up...

HE is out to a fantastic start…..

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 3, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heyward laughs at your RoY projections.

As does the mainstream media. All Hail Heyward!

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

man, it really sucks for the kid, though.

it’s not his fault he got over-hyped. he’s partly playing for one of his friends who died.
unfortunately it’s sucked the life out of the “storyline”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the kid, and think he is/will be a hell of a player.

I can’t really fault the media for drooling over him, but… at the same time, the sheer level of attention they pay to him vs. that of other, equally or better performing rookies is kind of absurd.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was the player of the month at fangraphs

not just rookie, but player.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think we're disputing he's good.

it’s that there is no mention of anyone else. they have to hit better than Albert Pujols, say. or pitch better than Chris Carpenter. just to get a mention.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

you shitting me?

I mean….I know he had an exceptionally high WPA, but…his counting stats weren’t ‘that’ good. Jesus. In my mind, Cano was Player of the Month, hands down.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair, it was entirely based off of their new "Vote for the stars of the game!" feature

Which is basically WPA

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

he’s a stud for sure, and what’s he supposed to do about the hype – he can’t stop it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

The HR’s by Werth and Utley don’t warrant mentions

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

They barely moved the meter

The game was over after that sixth run.

by JWO on May 3, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

We all hated Stavinoha in ST

But I’m really glad he’s on the team. In a SSS, he’s been a GREAT PH

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes they did?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it is?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 3, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm smilin' like I'm Yadi watching a bro get tased.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

That was amazing.

he looked like a little kid on christmas morning

by cardfan124 on May 3, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

howard was cracking up

tried to hide his face in his glove

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it was slow. real slow. and then all of a sudden he was grinning like a loon.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Box score has this line for Garcia

J Garcia

(W, 3-1) IP 0.1 H 3 R 1 ER 1 BB 4 K 6 HR 0 91-55 ERA 1.37

6 Ks in .1 IP!!!!

by Evilfrog on May 3, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah but 91 pitches

NOT efficient

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on May 3, 2010 10:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fixed now

His era lowered to 1.12

by Evilfrog on May 3, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahem

his ERA rose to 1.12

yes i know….

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 3, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

think he’ll do well

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he can be a 4th outfielder that's good enough

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't he have more power than skip?

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on May 3, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

a little

not enough for a corner

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he needs to play center i think

but we don’t have an opening.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

wiki says Colby's middle name is Ryan.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is crazy

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

santana didn’t have it at all yesterday

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

he used the term "palooka" so.......

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

VEB: i need you to make a very important decision for me

i’ve got about three hours of studying i need to do. i’m a bit sleepy, but still want to be able to soundly go to bed at about 1:30 or so so i can wake up at about 8:30.

that said, i need a pick me up. soda, tea, snapple, or coffee?

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Beer

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

study drunk

test drunk

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on May 3, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

tautology drunk?

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on May 3, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sleep now

study in morning. It’ll be better in long run than trying to re-activate your energy through artificial means.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

so?

If you sleep now, set alarm for 6. Still same amount of time, just probably more efficient studying than trying to do it on a sugar/caffiene high.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck the roommate.

It’s finals….you gotta do what you gotta do.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 3, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

glad to have your advice. he’s been really nice to be literally all year though. i’ve got to respect him just a little bit.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

RiverRat speaks the truth

You have to do what ya gotta.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 4, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

This wouldn't work for me.

I am not a morning person. It doesn’t really matter how much sleep I get I am still pretty much non-functional studying-wise in the morning.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be in worse shape in the morning if I tried to pump

caffeine into me to stay up longer. I’d want to sleep more than the 7ish hours I had available, heh.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I work better at night.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moving right along...

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah....

I decided not to comment. That’s just setting it up on the tee for someone to take a massive, inappropriate (but hilarious) swing at. But then I commented after all. Oops.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're all gonna get tased.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

I’m staying up to study tonight, Fang

We can study together!

by LandSickness on May 3, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome!

study party!

how’d your final go this morning?

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

really well all things considered

with not too much sleep and not having read anything, I did pretty well. But I guess that’s what I do what i do.

by LandSickness on May 3, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suckers!

I’m done with exams. And graduated. Now…Grad School time.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alas.

But at least this summer is going to be worry free and enjoyable. Sort of.

/Breaks down crying at 4 more years of this shit.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ewwww

4 years. I’m hoping A year and a summer. Maybe another semester.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully, if this Seattle internship goes well

I never have to do grad school

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was supposed to study

A pint of Maudite sounded better

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

mine wasn’t until 3:30 but i think i just about aced it. but i did stay up until 3 last night. that was a stupid mistake.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh suckers

MY FINALS ARE NEXT WEEK MUHAHAHA

…except i have one monday tues wed thurs.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 4, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, stupid public university.

it’s gonna be hell starting around tomorrow night. add those 4 finals combined with a final thesis outline, a 5 page fellowship project, running/training, work, and a job interview tomorrow. fux

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 4, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

mine are next week, too

except the one i took today

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 4, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey, sucker

i’m DONE in 12 hours. a full NINE days before you. suck it.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 4, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'll take a short term loss any day.

fuck i’m so screwed though. i might just stay up until 3 and wake up at 9 to take the final. good plan?

by stlcardinalsfang on May 4, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Short term winz

long term runz, with that burrito.

by Voxx on May 4, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Crystal meth...

wait, thats not an option…

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

but adde works.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 4, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which do you drink the least often?

If you can drink that one consistently (meaning don’t pick coffee if you don’t like the taste) drink that.

Except for snapple. Don’t drink snapple.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 3, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

So we beat the "best" team in the NL on the road with our "number 5" going

me likey

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on May 3, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Our 5 > Their 5.

Not really useful for potential post season implications, buttttt still nice.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

umm, blanton will be in their postseason rotation

he’s definitely not their five

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

blanton just signed for 3 years, 24 mil with phils. he pitched ahead of hamels in playoffs last year.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

you make zero sense

but whatever. yes, and penny might go to the pen for the playoffs, but as things presently stand i wouldn’t make that assertion.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLBN guys said this helps the Cubs strengthen their bullpen

Verducci specifically, I think.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Consider this

Garcia could be #3 in the playoffs against the Phils. Or he might be that lefty specialist we pull off the bench in a playoff series. Regardless, Garcia did VERY well tonight.

by JWO on May 3, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'd probably just use 4 starters against the Phils.

Carp, Wainright, Penny, Garcia. He did very well tonight, though a few questionable walks to people he shouldn’t be walking hurt him.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I found our objective...

30 game lead. Cleveland Indians won 100 games in 1995, KC won 70. We can do this, especially playing Pittsburgh, Houston, and KC about 40 more times.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 3, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I really enjoy the NL Central right now

it’s going to lead people to question us all season long because it’s laughably bad but I don’t care. We’re going to scythe through this division like a hot knife through butter.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 3, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOB tempting.

Houston goes on a 38-2 tear, catching up. Almost.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're a second half team!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on May 3, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

About Houston doing that...

um, yeah…not so much.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well. I was going to say Brewers...but...

They just got shut out 3 times in 4 games by the Padres. I’d say Cubs, but…while I think Chicago will finish second in the division, I don’t think they have that kind of run in them. Cincinnati has the young talent to maybe make a push, but I don’t think it’s this year.

So, that left Houston. A team with several guys who, if everything went well, could perform at decent levels.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP projects about 98 wins...

I’m taking the over.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 3, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on injuries

With the way we are pitching, we could have a couple spells where we win 19 of 23 or 25 of 30.

This staff is just rock solid.

by boilertiger on May 3, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

they'll do that

who cares? We have a staff that comparable to Giants and a Lineup that is comparable to the Phillies.

by Evilfrog on May 3, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf FSMW

did anyone else see that photoshop?

by Evilfrog on May 3, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

they need to hire vexed

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I use you guys as references???

Also, anyone gotta screencap of that?

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 3, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

horrible photoshop

birthday-boy stats
who’s next?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Cardinals Starting Pitching; 23 Quality Starts in 26 games

19 of the last 20 games have been a quality start.

Not a huge fan of this stat in most cases, but it’s a pretty impressive way to start the season, and a very effective method for grinding out a ton of wins.

by boilertiger on May 3, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

that's a big stat

when you have “Questions” in your bullpen.

by Evilfrog on May 3, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Our has been brilliant mainly because Tony can use them however he wants to.

by boilertiger on May 3, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's one of those stats that's only relevant in the macro sense

The Economics major in me just had an idea…

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Macroeconomics makes me cry.

I hated taking that course.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 3, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Macro's the worst

Too much interconnectedness.

What’s good in the short run is bad in the long run. What’s good for unemployment is bad for inflation. If interest rates increase, investment falls, which means GDP falls, which means unemployment rises, etc. etc.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I much prefer Mico and game theory

Much more relevant to baseball, which is my prospective career

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

^This

Macroeconomics, like you said, is much harder to grasp in my view. Plus, micro is more interesting simply on the fact that it actually relates to daily life more than macro does.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 3, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm taking intermediate micro next semester

it’s a 2:30 MWF with one of the hardest professors on campus. i’m scared.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

MR=MC

That’s all you need to know

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

stopstopstopstop

I’ve had more than enough of economics the last week studying for finals.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's talk about Externalities..........

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 3, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've actually been thinking a lot about multicollinearity between OBP and SLG

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting

There was an article a while back on BtB that dealt with that phenomenon. I agree with it personally.

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/story/2006/2/19/192135/078

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 3, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, his methodology makes sense to me

But I’m also slightly drunk right now. You culd also take the log of all of the variables

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Economics + Franklins = DOOOOOOM

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 3, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Imagine me trying to study for my econometrics midterm right now

DURBIN-WATSON TEST FOR HETERSKEDATICITY

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahahahahahaha

Drunken economists are fun to listen to.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 3, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

the intuitiveness makes it easy

granted, i’m an IR major which is basically the intuitive part of polisci

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on May 4, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

tony struggles not to break out the smile when they say "david freese"

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Worst part of mlb.tv is missing the interviews

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa, I didn't even notice Luddy wore the collar

that two-spot is curséd.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

seems kind of southern

unless i am mistaken

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

witht he emphasis on the sayed

cur-sayed

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait.

And pray.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on May 3, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

alt+apple+esc

close out everything but finder and safari

by LandSickness on May 3, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It worked

WHAT ELSE CAN I DO.

I found this, but the stuff after I bring up top -ocpu doesn’t work.

http://www.macosxhints.com/article.php?story=20090624032054286

by vivaelpujols on May 3, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's in safari, not word

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's actually proven to be the quickest, I believe

But I prefer Firefox for the extensions

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell and no

you are the apple dude, so i guess you wouldn’t know the world outside of safari.

chrome for me all the way.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

I just said I prefer Firefox. Just that empirical tests proved that Safari was quickest.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know you did

i was referencing the fact that safari is in fact probably the fastest on apple.

however, from what i’ve seen, it runs like shit on PC.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can tell

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not making fun of you

just the idea that you hate Apple enough to believe they’re sabotaging their own software to get you to use a Mac. Think about the thought process there:

1. iTunes and Safari suck compared to WMP and Firefox
2. Therefore I should buy a Mac.

I tried Safari for Windows when they first released it—the one that looks nothing like a Windows program—and it was terrible. 4.0 seems to be a lot better, but if I were on Windows full-time I’d probably just use Chrome. (I use OmniWeb on the Mac, for that matter.)

by DanUpBaby on May 3, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it doesn't make sense

it stil sucks on a PC. no worse the MS’s baby. IE and safari are about comparable. they’re both resource hogs and they both suck

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know it's silly

and i know they don’t sabotage their own software, but i sometimes get irrational in my hate for apple. it happens.

however, i don’t know why itunes and safari run like shit on pc. it’s really quite annoying.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't had a lot of problems with iTunes for PC

as for Safari, my guess is it’s just not their top priority. Way too crowded a browser market to actually penetrate, but so long as a version exists they can offer it to people who are Apple fans generally.

by DanUpBaby on May 3, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

and like we’ve mentioned before, some people will run safari on their pc’s simply because it’s an apple product.

itunes has long loading times. at least when i’ve used it. been a good 4-5 years though.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

mac users used to complain about itunes a lot, too

Some of the crustier ones probably still do. It’s a resource-intensive program, but it’s worth it, for me, to not have to deal with how my music is organized and synched.

by DanUpBaby on May 3, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

i actually have a pretty read mp3 setup. so i’ll never have itunes again.

subscription/streaming music FTW.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, good point

it takes for ev er to load. i can have launched WMP, searched for a band, and start listening well before the itunes window will even open up. once it’s open, though, it runns pretty well because my PC is (~puffs on cigar~) pretty fucking sweet

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

itunes runs fine on a good PC

it sucks on a slow to average PC

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 minutes ago via web
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Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

um

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

actual tweet.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i figured

just seemed like an interesting place to interject it

or are you asking my opinion so you can advise him?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

appealing to the thread

it’s difficult to reply:all on a board….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha I literally LOL'd when I saw this on Twitter

He must be a real idiot.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on May 3, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ms office crashed

down and to the left.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 4, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

According to this study

Chrome has taken the lead, but it used to safari

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chrome rocks

Chrome has sold me on everything google. My next phone will be android

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on May 3, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love chrome

it so much faster… for some reason though espn360 never worked so i had to switch temporarily to IE… which sucks

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 3, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry for your loss,

but I’m a PC.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 3, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're probably out of luck

I would take a screenshot of anything that’s visible on-screen and then, in the future, select all and paste it into a textedit document more often in the future

by DanUpBaby on May 3, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can't believe

you were writing 3000+ words into a browser and not a text editor where you can periodically save

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mannually saved most of it

Just not my most recent revision, which was a lot of editing and writing.

by vivaelpujols on May 3, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean

i actually have learned a lot of shit from your posts/comments. enough that i feel at least semi-confident in some basic sabermetric conversations.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

I hope we wing the next couple of days so that goes up even more

by LandSickness on May 3, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would rather win

but I guess winging it works sometimes.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 3, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winging it

works for TLR, after all.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow... Tony tries to get on the good side of the umps.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

what'd he say?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

declined to take a shot at them

“they were just doing their best to get the call right”
naturally the reps don’t push him

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, not much he can say

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MAN, THE UMPS WERE FUCKING HORRIBLE TONIGHT

JUST TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE. FUCKING USELESS PIECES OF SHIT. Oh well, at least we won. Next question?

Although, I suspect the above wouldn’t go over so well.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would've been much more entertaining.

but no, he was really reaching. it was smooth. tony-like.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, neither side liked the strike zone

we got a break on a call at first, and it sure looks like in the still that boog’s hand is off the bag at third. anyway, the ump probably asked tony, “what was he thinking anyway?”

not a whole lot to complain about this game, although i missed rasmus stealing second, and some here said he was safe.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm confused

Does Franklin get a save tonight? Everywhere I’ve checked he hasn’t been awarded one.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on May 3, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

hmm. Jack Clark talking about Brendan Ryan.

I think I’ll go eat something instead….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

OT: for the Computer junkies out there...

I need a good anti-virus program that isnt Norton, Zonealarm…

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

fix-it has been solid for me.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on May 3, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Avast is a pretty nice free one

Try that, everybody I know seems happy with it.
Or AVG is also decent.

by cardfan124 on May 3, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont mess with Free Sports streams

Its baseball season, so I watch baseball on TV. And use FantasyCast from Espn for scores updates.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Avast is free and solid.

Malwarebytes Anti-Malware is also solid for me.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 3, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

malwarebytes is not a replacement for a full security suite

unless you pay for the full version, that is

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Macs never fail

(yeah, tell that to our graphics team at work…)

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

I’ve worked with both macs and pcs and they fuck up at about the same rate imo (especially in recent years they are more equal)

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh heh

VEP would like a word with you.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 3, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, not fiscally possible

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You don't need to join a cult...

and spout Steve Jobs’ propaganda to have a functioning computer.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 3, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Btw, I appreciate all the input

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

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unless your computer is older or slower, then microsoft security essentials

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by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boogs and Bombs discover the biggest bird ever

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by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha awesome!

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by mstreeter06 on May 3, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Jim Hayes any idea how baseball is played?

Just advocated Blanton’s elbow at Schu saying thats hes minding his own business running where hes supposed to be.

Um Jim, running inside the baseline is not running where you’re supposed to be. And trying to elbow someone is MMA shit, not baseball.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

watch the replay

or look at a still photo. it was a reflex reaction when suddenly someone comes into you. the throw was off and led schu into him. wasn’t a dirty play, and did not affect the outcome, as the throw was uncatchable in that circumstance. we caught a break.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your reflex reaction when someone is trying to catch a baseball next to you....

is to elbow them?

Hold on, let me get you the number to some anger management classes.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

(I can see tucking your elbow in to brace for impact)

But throwing an elbow as a reflex reaction? No. I totally disagree. Its a good way to get you or someone else injured.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

here's my take

Blanton’s running hard close to or down the line. All of a sudden he sees Schumaker lunging towards him (the ball trajectory) and he raises his left arm to protect his head. Natural human instinct, as far as my experience goes, that if you see something coming towards you, you protect your head. Same situation as when you protect your belly from a jab. Instinct.

by leefyg on May 3, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly what happened

you don’t expect all of a sudden a guy to go lunging at you. good throw would have had him but it was about 6 ft off

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, not what happened.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't protect yourself by extending your elbow, you tuck the elbow in.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

to each his own i suppose

i’ve done both myself. it’s just a reflex either way. and blanton is not a-rod, in fact the opposite. genuinely cool dude that used to room with one of my buddies. guarantee you the cards say the same thing.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony LaRussa in the postgame interview:

‘Well it was interference either way. He was int he baseline. And he threw an elbow at schu.’

They may say the same thing, but don’t let your personal opinions of a guy change what happened. The elbow was extended and he was literally on the first base line. It was the right call.

P.S.: Boxers are taught to defend with elbows down, fists up to cover more body area and cover the face, leaving your elbow up allows for the torso to be open to body blows and shots from an uppercut.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was running a straight line to the bag

he bunted and began his run about 5 ft into the infield. of course he was inside the line. it wasn’t like the catcher was throwing to first and blocked. it was a horrible throw, and we caught a break. i would have to hear how tony said that, because he did not mean to insinuate what you are insinuating. this play happens all the time in baseball, with the first baseman led by a bad throw into the runner. usually it results in someone getting blasted. there was no ill-intent on that play. of course, to cardinal fans the umpires suck, understandable, and the phils site says exactly the same the other way. i’m just trying to be objective about it. if i was schu i’d certainly have no hard feelings on that play.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, can we both agree that it was interference though?

Regardless of the throw? If he doesnt stick that elbow out, I dont think its interference.

(and I wasn’t insinuating anything, what I meant was that TLR believed it was interference either way, and that Tony said he ‘threw the elbow’, Im sure theres respect there, it was just not a smart way to protect yourself)

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

(if he really was doing what you said he was doing)

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, i don't think it was interference

because the play was not interfered with. the ball was past the bag already, so you can’t say he would have been out except for “interference”. i would have given a throwing error, and left it at that. no advantage was gained by the runner. i haven’t heard the umpire’s reasoning on it yet, so i’ll refrain from making a 100% statement. i’d like to hear his explanation, which we will, since he tossed manual.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interference does NOT have to mean that a play was interfered with....

It means that you are interfering with another player just as if you were running to second base and the second basemen stands in front of you and makes sure you cant get around.

He was on the baseline (interference in itself, although I never agree in calling this) and he threw an elbow inside the baseline AT schu. Its interference one way or another. End of argument.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

umm, that example you cited is classic interference

you cannot impede the baserunner.

anyway, i’ll take the call. who knows what would’ve happened if they didn’t call it. right there you take the win and leave it at that.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW

NO, the baserunner CANNOT be in the field of play on the first base side. Its baserunner interference.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i'm talking about your example of a guy

running to second.

as far as being inside the line, this is typical, look where he began running from. there was no intent to impede a throw from behind him, which is the only time i have ever seen it called, though it happens every day.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, thats Blantons fault though.

And I know he wasn’t trying to impede the throw, according to you, he was trying to protect himself by sticking out his elbow.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Btw, by end of argument, I was suggesting that my argument was over...

I just realized that could be taken as stubborn.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, he's a righty hitter

they are all going down the line from the inside. i just think when the play is not affected, you don’t make that call, and it’s the first i’ve seen it called. it had absolutely no affect on the outcome of the play.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree it had no impact

but its still interference by definition unfortunately.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

like i said, i'd like to hear the ump's explanation

i pray we’re not going to see that called every time a righty goes down the line and there’s a bad throw.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doubt it.

That umpire is obviously a One-of-a-kind personality.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the throw had gone into the stands

the effect would have been the same, but would the ump have called it? that’s why i want to hear his explanation.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rewatched the play

Schumakers foot was in the middle of the bag, it could have been interference on schu.

And Blanton probably wasnt trying to elbow schu, but he was preparing to run bulldoze him over.

My opinion now is that it was certainly a makeup call.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

that will not bode well for tomorrow

if they determine there was actually nothing to make up. i’m gonna try to find the still photo, maybe the phils site will have it, but it looked like there was daylight between the hand and third.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but I think most of us agree that Boog was safe, his right hand came back to the bag during the time of this supposed ‘separation’.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

there's a photo

they showed it on the phils broadcast. it was from above third base, and it looked like daylight. i have to see it again though. anyway, if you put yourself in that situation, you take your chances that could happen.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

he never took his left hand off the plate.

you see daylight because polanco is over his hand. he then shifted his weight and put his other hand on the bag.
when he straightened up, while they were calling it (his back was to the ump), he transferred his feet to the bag.
there was literally no lost contact with the base at any time.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

i watched the replays

but i want to see the still again. whereas in the replay i thought he never lost contact, in the photo, where i thought he had contact with the other hand, there was about 2 inches of dirt between his hand and the bag (while the other hand was obviously off the bag).

not that it matters now, just hope he’s not in the doghouse too much. even if tony thinks he was safe, it was still a poor decision, and i believe he threw that ball to first almost got schu killed.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really don't think the overhead angle is the right angle.

there were too many bodies in the way between the bag and the sky. you can see him keeping contact from field view.

and Brendan can’t sell anything worth a damn. he had no idea he was out. unless you’re suggesting he had no idea he was off the bag, when he had his face right in there, not to mention can feel it.

I’ve seen him overshoot the bag plenty. he knows it. immediately.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

in other words, it's under polanco.

unless this overhead view has x-rays.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

the picture will turn up

i’ll replay the game if i have to to find it. boog may have thought he was safe, i have no idea. from his reaction my initial thought was he thought, “oh noes i didn’t…this can’t happen…c’mon blue, you know how much trouble i’m already gonna be in over this”

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

You think he was protecting his head?

Then protect your head and duck. Watch the replay again, he threw his elbow and didn’t move his head.

There is no way that throwing an elbow protects your head. Cmon guys, you’re really trying to defend a Blanton elbow?

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do it while running and pumping your arms

It’s possible.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 3, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL Quack Quack!

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

(or cluck cluck, you're pick)

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially when you're much taller than the other guy

it was skip’s arm and glove extended that was up in his zone.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then why didnt he defend that zone?

He didn’t, he was trying to bulldozer/linebacker his way on.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will say that he tilted his head down to protect the glove

And IMO if he doesnt extend that elbow into schu, the umpire doesnt make that interference call.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he wanted to bulldoze him

he could have. thank god he didn’t. like i said, it was a bad throw that caused the whole situation. can’t blame blanton for that.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He put his head down and stuck out his elbow

He was gonna run over Schu, not brace for impact which is an invitation to put a pitcher BACK on the DL.

And yeah, cant blame Blanton for that. But I think he was frustrated with the double play earlier and was gonna make sure it didnt happen to him again.

(Pssst: It did!)

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I re watched it,

and I am of the firm opinion that Blanton, is an asshat.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 3, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice, way to reference your sig.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course had schu been right in front of him he would have been flattened

blanton is a big dude running full speed and was not going to try to stop or avoid contact and thereby be injured himself. it was unfortunate that a throwing error on our side led to this.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cat repeating, "Pants on the ground!!!?"

is not what I expect to hear from across the room

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog speaks.

he begins by thanking ’em.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

"too bad we can't hit Freeser more times..."

btw, Freese just lit up talking about Jaime, earlier.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

tasing: "not that I promote that kind of thing"

btw, Freese was on the edge of promoting that kind of thing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

"got to see somebody get tazed"

“not that I promote that kind of thing” lmao

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 3, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope they don't chain him to a desk, man. the doghouse would be better.

he could be a renegade video blogger.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yahoo links...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

try the sbn link

it’s the little chain link in the comment box

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Type a word

And link that word to the your link

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers would be the main guys here.

They need an ace, even though they have 2 young guys with loads of potential. They can probably ship over Dee Gordon if they Mariners want him.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 3, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

So yeah, 4 aces and a potential #2 pitcher with Lee.

Thank god their offense is godawful.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 3, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

our starting staff is probably better than theirs

i’m pretty sure it is. lee would put them past us, but of course they aren’t trading for lee.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaime > Wellemeyer.

The ‘top 4’ is probably a bit of a wash.

Lincecum, Cain, Sanchez, Zito

vs.

Carp, Wainright, Penny, Lohse.

Sanchez looks like a top 3 starter in MLB some nights, when his command is on. And frankly, Zito > Lohse. Unless you drag contracts into this.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

well I think Jaime>Zito

and Lohse>welley work as well.

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@CodeeG

by CodyG on May 3, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, sanchez and zito are 5th starters for us

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I can see

is that vein on the side of K-Mac’s head. Someone transcribe for me.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 3, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

he's just really calm and composed.

not much, really. young guys biting and scratching to prove themselves, and the veterans who’ve proven themselves = good mix.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF was that with the Stav shoppe?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 3, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what we were sayin'.

the Carp shopp was worse.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, still catching up.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 3, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, who are our All-Stars this year?

This will never happen, but just playing around:

Pitchers:
Carpenter
Wainwright
Penny
Garcia

Position Players:
Pujols
Freese
Rasmus

Molina, Holliday and Ludwick are all borderline right now.

How good would it feel to roll into the playoffs with four All-Star starting pitchers.

by boilertiger on May 3, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't know about Rasmus

Too streaky at this point. Don’t think he makes it. Freese has Zimmerman and David Wright to deal with, so he very well might not get in. Molina will be an Allstar in my view.

Wainwright and Penny would be my guesses for starting pitching.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 3, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So is Carlos Silva as of right now......................................

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 3, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tis the truth, sir.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 3, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

They expanding the all-star roster this year, right?

how many people on it? and wonder what the pitcher/hitter breakdown looks like. I’m bored, and going to do a semi-serious attempt at constructing the all-star roster, as of this second.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Found it.

34 people, 13 pitchers, DH used.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

did not notice this above

we are now at 20 straight games without a starter giving up a HR. Such a good streak I do not even have a cool name for it. “gas-house-gang-esque” ??

by sharpelbows on May 3, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

hopefully the astros and orioles play each other this season

although it would create a vortex of suck that would rival some black holes

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

They certainly have a good bit of young talent....

but with the lopsided schedule, playing Tampa Bay, New York, and Boston 18-19 times a year….it’s gotta suck.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

too bad for them, stuck in the al east! and toronto too (who’s had some good pitching)

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm off work now and would like to say

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO

fuck the phillies!

i’m irrationally excited about winning one game in a 4 game set

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

You seem to have the oddest work hours

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by mysterui on May 3, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOTME HOTCIA!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 3, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Video of the drunk Philly fan tonight

Drunk Philly dumbass getting tazed tonight /via @PujolsMolinaFan

....my quick smells like french toast...

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by mstreeter06 on May 3, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

More drunkness on field action

Picture and two other videos. Linky /via @JohnMarecek (thats for you fang lol)

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by mstreeter06 on May 3, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top of the morning as you enter the middle of the night. Super win. I am starting to think this team may have pretentions of being rather good.

Nice to see the Cards make a statement on the road to a quality team.

Fredbird kicks the Phillie Phanatic’s ample backside broadside.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 3, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

hey

so was boog really out at third?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

No

#UmpFail

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by mstreeter06 on May 3, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 3, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

hard to tell for sure

I think he was safe…. but he should have just laid there with his hand on the bag til they gave him a timeout

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

look at a still from overhead before you decide

tell me if you see separation between his hand and the bag.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday STAV!

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by mstreeter06 on May 3, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF @ Virginia murder

Are LaCrosse players insane?

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

kinda like golfers

woh, hey

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I've played golf like 4 times in my life

had a blast every time (I must admit). I’m good at putting, suck at accurately driving the ball though

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've never played golf

something i want to learn how to do before i die. right up there with learning how to play piano. seriously.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly though.

two things i’ve always wanted to do. and never done.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

golf is fun

I would never be too serious about it, I like bowling more. but I’d like to do it a couple times a summer at least (if I could afford to). what I’d really like to do is start playing baseball again. I ran into this guy around 40 at a bbq last summer and he was going to go play third base in a game of hardball. was so jealous of that guy.

pianos are really cool, if you have a lot of space and time to play around with it, they sound really cool, they’re like several different types of instruments rolled into one. I still prefer electronic keyboards and synths though.

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

being in a band, i'm not surprised you like the electric stuff more.

and i’m not going to lie, i’ll probably have some disposable income once i get a real job, pay off the student loans, and are still single. so i plan on using it to get a real golf coach and go to a lot of baseball/hockey games.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

the economy doesn't really worry me

but the job market has three years to turn its ass around. it better happen.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It will

Employment always lags

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lesson from today's macroeconomics class

economy should worry you. A hell of a lot. just in a slightly more long term type of way

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 3, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm going into tax

so in all honesty, i probably won’t have trouble finding a job. i just hope there’s space for advancement and what not. being underemployed is one of my worst nightmares.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree

But what did your class tell you?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 3, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

it was budget related matter. all about how social security and medicare are screwed and not really any good way to fix it. besides increasing taxes a lot or cutting some currently mandatory spending.
This prof runs the most depressing macro class imaginable.

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 4, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm all for raising taxes

as long as it is used properly… which it probably won’t be.

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 4, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but taxes would need to go up A LOT

like + 15-20%

Not really feasible to get re-elected when you do that

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 4, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

As of right now, you're only taxed up to like $100,000 for Social Security

If we raise that, then the tax rate wouldn’t go up, per se, just that more of your income is taxed

That should be more than enough to cover, in the short run, Social Security deficits until the Baby Boomer generation is over

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 4, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

what about medicare?

that’s a bigger drain on funds and health car ain’t getting any cheaper.

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 4, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

That would require more reform on the health care system

Buttttt that’s an iffy area on this site, so I won’t go into that

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 4, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just hoping that healthcare becomes super cheap

and people don’t need it as much in the future

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 4, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's why I'm not opposed to the tanning tax in the new

health care bill

Decreases future health care costs

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 4, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

not any more iffy than tax talk

not that i’m complaining. i don’t care, i just comply

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 4, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

and nothing about the massive amount of money we spend on the MIC?

/ducks because come on, i’m just stupid for bringing up the DoD

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on May 4, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

they are starting to go back into tech investments

so there will probably be another bubble, but I don’t really want to think what is after that

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 4, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

A recession.

And then another bubble.

Repeat.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 4, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

wash, rinse, repeat

it’ll just happen faster

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 4, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't matter as long as the long-term trend of GDP is still sloping upwards

Which it is. Our economy is cyclical… bubbles are bound to happen. We’re still the most stable economy in the world outside of China

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 4, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i had thought germany was pretty stable?

except for the whole covering for the Euro countries like Greece

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 4, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have to take 2 PFW (physical fitness and wellness) classes

to graduate from TSU. next semester i am taking beginning golf

that will be a sweet one credit hour

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i took badminton this semester for 0.5 credits.

required, obviously. but it still ruled. except that it was the only reason i had to get out of bed on tuesdays and thursdays for about 8 weeks.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Shannon embraces technology!

Mike Shannon on replay. “Why not just call New York on the cell phone and ask them. Then you wouldn’t have all this garbage.” He’s the best about 4 hours ago via Seesmic

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

we're watching Amaruy Marti Cazana do *everything*!

http://yfrog.com/0zkvotj

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that Amaury...coaching 1st base?

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rich Harden, no hitter through 5

JINX

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

no need

5 is his limit. he’ll get pulled whether he has a no-no or not

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I did it!

Rajai Davis doubled to left.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

(or maybe it was you)

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

too late. taking credit for a jinx is a double jinx back at you.

or something. i’m not good at math.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we need to ask Dumbledore...

or someone at Hogwarts.

Y2S is not an expert in this area.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ask danup

he’s the harry potter expert
and he posted front page about a triple jinx on Brendan Ryan, and you saw what happened….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

DanUp, we need a jinx ruling!

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

let him work on undoing the other first

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 3, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

I’m looking to get into teaching, but I’m not going near the Defense against the Dark Arts position.

by DanUpBaby on May 3, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL, is it nerdy that I actually get this joke?

Answer: Yes

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't be silly

it’s just a story. Dan Haren didn’t really curse the position.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LoL

He-who-must-not-be-named!

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

i think most people who have seen harry potter get this… does anyone NOT get this?

Rasmus can hit lefties
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St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

of course not

i named my bong buckbeak. i am a huge HP nerd.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on May 4, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

hilarious

retweet!

Is this how this works, do I just yell retweet in a forum and then it works on twitter?

by LandSickness on May 4, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's just like declaring bankruptcy.

You just yell it.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 4, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Damnit spants

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 4, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

like bingo

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 4, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh quality episode

I DECLARE…I STILL MISS CEDRIC DIGGORY….

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on May 4, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 4, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Harden

7 IP 2 H 0 BB 9 K

Pretty dominant line. 108 pitches, so he’s probably done. But damn.

by Voxx on May 4, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

he had some weird PFP trouble....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I just found out about it

runner caught him not stepping on first base, looks like ump agreed. Washington got thrown out.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

huh.

Still a hell of a pitching line, though. Rangers could make some noise in a tight AL West, with a healthy/effective Harden, and Colby Lewis/CJ Wilson continuing to pitch well.

by Voxx on May 4, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Walton has the ULTIMATE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING

  B_Walton Would tasers be too harsh a punishment for Busch Stadium wave starters late in tight games? #bestshockedfansinbaseball #taser #stlcards about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha agreed

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by mstreeter06 on May 3, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah....

All-star representatives from Pirates, and Astros. Who the hell do you take?

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

mccutchen and oswalt

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was leaning towards

Evan Meek for the pirates, actually. Don’t really like bumping one of the starters I have for Oswalt, but might not have a choice. Could take Lindstrom as a RP, I guess….

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christ...

looking stuff over, how are the Cubs only .500? They arguably have more guys that could make my arbitrary all-star team than the cardinals do, at this point in time. But I’m being pretty dumb and constructing it like a real team, rather than loading up on the best players so far this year, period. So they get lucky via position requirements.

The Cubs outfield (Soriano, Byrd, Fukudome) in particular has been extremely productive offensively.

by Voxx on May 3, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta say

i am, at the moment, okay with nick stavinoha on the roster

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

i am too

i mean, until that absurd .500 BABIP regresses to the mean like a bitch.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 3, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

I was sort of pissed he made it, but if he’s going to be our power bat off the bench and do this well is definitely has a spot on this team.

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not going to do this well

but i am at least going to wait until he stops before i go back to loathing his presence

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

he won’t do this well, but if he keeps getting experience as a pinch hitter in high leverage situations and he can do anything close to this, he will be valuable

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

let’s cut him now while we’re ahead

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

so was Tony mad at Colby?

was he not supposed to run there? because it sure seemed like it, especially after Stav only played one inning in RF

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 3, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

is there a law against punnery? Goold's pushin' it.
  1. Freese now leads Lafayette High grads in RBIs this season RT @miklasz David Freese winning the Battle of Lafayette so far tonight #stlcards about 3 hours ago via web
  2. Seriously? @JoeStrauss, they tazed someone? Now that is definitely going to find its way into your lede. Stavi “jolt”. Jaime “electric”. about 2 hours ago via web
  3. Maybe even Freese hits a “bolt”. Lots of possibilities. about 2 hours ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

is there a pun in the first one?

if so, it’s over my head

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 3, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should have said wordplay.

so if there is a wordplay jail, i’m effed.
maybe probation.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

top ten.....

only number 8, but they played it twice.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

well deserved

wish i saw 7 in front to see if it should be higher

did they put some bullshit walk-off homer in front of it?

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think it only dropped because yadi's throw was wide

the rest where your conventional bare-hands and deep throws.
and if that sounds dirty, it was not intended to be…..

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't sure

so I tried to cover

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

google kicked this up

Phil Rogers’ MLB whispers: Rasmus off to another fine start for …‎ – Chicago Tribune – 2 related articles "

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 3, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

your umpires for tonight

Home Plate – Andy Fletcher, First Base – Adrian Johnson, Second Base – Tim Mcclelland, Third Base – Mike Everitt

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

holy shit, BBTN just put up a graphic with Gibby and Jaime Garcia

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

eh, your usual bull.

I’m betting Boog et al doesn’t even get web gems for what SC recognized. oh well.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

They asked a former Philly to analyze our interference call tonight

Good idea FESPN

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

let me know what he says

i’m still waiting to hear from the ump, though.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

I changed my opinion above after watching the replay. The elbow wasnt fully extended, but he certainly wasnt trying to protect himself, he was preparing to eliminate Skip Schumaker.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

man. what's worse

getting killed by Joe Blanton
getting killed by Brendan Ryan
knowing that millions will avenge your death

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, yeah

that’s what happens when the fielder comes in front of you. nothing else you can do. i just hope we don’t get reamed tomorrow over this.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like you said, it didnt truthfully affect the outcome of the game

So I doubt there will be repercussions.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah it did

if he’s safe they have the lead and victorino up. momentum was not good at that point, either. hey, i’ll take it because i’m sure down the line somewhere it evens out by us getting hosed.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, you are all about us feeling the effects of that call. You act like we cheated the Phils out of a win.

Listen, we didnt make the call. The umpires did and its totally and completely unprofessional to carry ONE bad call (which there was many in this game) over to the next game.

We won by 3, – that run = 6-4.

Victorino struckout in the next AB, btw. There is no stat for momentum.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but you cannot look at events that way

doesn’t matter what victorino did next inning. we have no idea if they get five that inning. it changed the game. i don’t feel like we cheated anyone out of the game. we got a break, and they will even out. i’ll take this one, and try not to bitch too much when one doesn’t go our way in the future.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

beating a dead horse in the name of the Cardinal Way is probably some kind of metaphor fail.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's an ultra-pessimistic, karmic downer, anti-happy attitude you have there.

Are you suggesting some sort of fallout for ONE call not going the Phils direction? Ludicrous. Absolutely ludicrous.

Either you do or you don’t, either the call is out or its safe. Any ump who bases the call of a play on a PREVIOUS games decision is misplacing the blame of the call on the Cardinals and NOT on the Umpiring crew.

Are you sure you shouldn’t be writing for ‘My Name is Earl’?

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

i guess you weren't here when we got the call at first

a bunch of posts went up at the same time: make up call. so i’m apparently not the only one thinks this – it happens all the time, even on balls and strikes, and in every sport. has nothing to do with karma, just human nature.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

From a Fans' perspective, of course it looks like a make up call.

A make up call is a perceived action, not a fact unless an umpire suggests it is so.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

You really think that the umpire made that call off the top of his out of a need..

to right a previous wrong? WOW.

It still doesnt change the fact that if the umpires do try to alter tomorrows game, they are misplacing the blame.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

umpires do make up calls though

im pretty sure its only on balls and strikes and i don’t think this was a makeup call but don’t act like there are never make up calls in games

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Being a former umpire myself

I never made a call that I didnt believe the correct decision at the time. If I felt later that I made a bad decision, I would try harder to make smarter decisions the next time around.

To make a ‘make up call’ is to destroy the integrity of the game. And in this case, if it was a ‘make up call’. Then shouldnt we be even?

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, exactly man

i am/was an umpire too, and the concept of a make up just bothers the hell out of me. I evaluated every call and play in a vacuum, did not care what the other team had done in the previous play or whatever.

when i make a bad decision, and that’s inevitable, the key is just to be really self-assured and confident. not a dick, not arrogant, but confident in yourself and the rules.

howeva, all of us former umpires can agree on one thing: teams that score the necessary run to take the 10-run rule off the table have a special place reserved in hell for them.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on May 4, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I umpired softball on the side as well...no time limit is worse

but you are right, I hated it with a passion.

One softball game lasted 4 and a half hours, contained 25+ walks (because after awhile, the pitcher was literally just rolling the ball to the plate). Final score?

36-28

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would never umpire Softball

it’s such a wimpy sport, I prefer sports like pollo.

friend me on facebook y'all

by BuzzKillington on May 4, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's not a word.

Unless you mean chicken.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 4, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

like that last line.

i’m not saying it’s necessarily a conscious decision, just human nature, whether someone thinks they are doing it or not. this is why all coaches work the officials – because it works. ask coach k.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Any umpire who actually lets a previous play or a manager influence their decision

is weak willed and doesnt respect their decision or the game.

But you are right, people disrespect the game, it happens.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, they don't know it

but it happens. the greatest officials in the world fall prey to human nature.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

only if they got the call at third wrong

boog probably threw some doubt in their minds by his reaction, but the irony would be if they made a makeup call on a call they never needed to make up. in any event, it was a poor baserunning decision, a case of placing yourself in a situation/place that you shouldn’t be in. sometimes it’s just a little unseemly if you protest too much about what happened to you in that place.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, an unnecessary risk and it broke the golden rule

Never make the 1st or 3rd out at 3B.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

if it sounded like i think the umps will alter tomorrow's game

i didn’t mean that. when i was talking about i hope we don’t pay for it tomorrow, i meant with the GOB’s. i probably didn’t separate my thoughts well. make-up calls are generally an in-game thing, and don’t carry over.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, ok. I mistook what you meant then.

But still, Im superstitious and all, but not that superstitious. Shit happens. And its awfully pessimistic to go around thinking, ‘We shouldnt have got that call, we are going to pay for it in the long run’ because in the end, we didnt make the call and it would be false justice.

Now, if we intentionally plunked a dude in the head and later on one of our best players go down, I can see it. because thats ‘justice’. LOL

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not pessimistic

just trying to be humble and appease the GOB’s. if i say nothing will happen…i’m not saying nothing will, of course if they so deem it will…(i’d wink, but they might see me)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, ye of little faith.

The GOBs understand justice, for they are wise and realize the gravity of the situation.

Trust that the Cardinals were not at fault in today’s game.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

you don't need to be at fault

for them to strike.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Respect the GOBs

if they strike for no reasons, their god-like nature would be vengeful and there fore….

new term: Demons of Baseball?

the DOBs? LOL

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hope they have a sense of humor

we may have to sacrifice a cat or something

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're lucky its past midnight.

Let the cat posting commence.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

probably not

but i shot that cat with a dart, so we should be good

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

during the game thread, you said:

 LOL @ another makeup call.

Deal with it howard, thats the same location that Holliday struck out on.

“So do you like ‘Little Women’?”
“Yeah, I’m not too picky. Ya’ know.”

by The_teague on May 3, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 5:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN

the place for unbiased reporting

except when it involves Heyward, Holliday, the Yankees, Red Sox, Mets, [fill in East Coast team], and Joe Mauer

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seemed like a bad call...

But so was the call at 3rd with Brendan.

They probably cost each side a run.

So I don’t feel bad.

by LukeMP1186 on May 4, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

CDGAFALMP1186FB

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, I'm mad now.

I had to listen to FBBTN. instead of tuning in to the replay.

I missed the handshake dance.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

VEB Day Ticket

So bad news. I can’t go to VEB day, but I bought a ticket from indakind. I have my ticket in hand and was wondering if there was anybody out there that didn’t get one that would like to go and sit with the rest of the group in section 509. Email me if you are interested. I’d be really stoked if I got the $31 bucks that I paid for it!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on May 4, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

He has em

he’s just been busy. He sent mine specially since I can’t go so that I can list it on cl, stubhub, here, etc.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on May 4, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

he says he sent mine on thursday

he is based out of chicago, no? i REALLY need it to be here tomorrow, otherwise i might lose it in transition.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 4, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

stl is where the stamp on mine said

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on May 4, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

yikes.

that’s usually just two days. really hope mine still comes. i honestly really worried about it.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 4, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

took mine until today

and it was stamped on the 28th

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on May 4, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

chicago

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on May 4, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's semi-comforting then

he claims he sent mine out on the 29th. so hypothetically it should get here tomorrow, right? RIGHT?

by stlcardinalsfang on May 4, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you in chicago?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on May 4, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

kirksville, MO

which usually takes the same amount of time from st. louis as chicago does.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 4, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fact:

The cards are 5-0 when they score exactly 6 runs

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 4, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

and

we have scored six runs in each of the last three games

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 4, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Missed another start from Garcia...

Anyways, just dropped in to say JAIME FUCKING GARCIA!!!! He has to be, in my books, one of the favorite cardinal rookies of all time. OF ALL TIME.

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on May 4, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

I can't decide if I like him or Freese better

guess I have all season to decide still

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 4, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think your picture

says all we need to know… maybe that’s too much of an assumption

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah

I just thought it was a weird picture, looks like he is looking through you (plus it was used like 3 days in a row in spring training)

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 4, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Freese

he stares you down and proceeds to freeze the ball into the stands

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Internet carzy - kicked off MLB all day. What are the pictching matchups the rest of the way in this series?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 4, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Tuesday: Waino vs Hamels

Wednesday: Penny vs Kendrick
Thursday: Lohse vs Halladay

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 4, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Win the next two...

And I will be pleased regardless of what happens Thursday.

by LukeMP1186 on May 4, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be pretty happy to even split

in Philly. But yeah, as Thursday is likely a throw away game, it’d be nice to see Adam in top form tomorrow.

by Voxx on May 4, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

there's still no highlights

i didn’t get to see this interference thing

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 4, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

psh, they're not going to SHOW it

just have the former Phillie talk about it.
I stopped watching, because I’m fairly sure they’re not going to show the play at third either.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does the groom usually attend Bridal showers?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on May 4, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

No.

is the groom also a woman?

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

the reason I ask is because

My fiance(e)‘s (i can never remember which one is the woman) cousin had her groom at theirs. However, I am going to be 500 miles away at the time of ours, and I have a feeling the woman will not be happy bout it. I had never heard of the groom being there either. Good to know it’s not just me.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on May 4, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think you're on to something because...

traditionally its been called a ‘BRIDAL Shower’

Gotta change the name if the Grooms there.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

We were just invited to a Wedding Shower.

BAM. Actually, I know several couples that have done co-ed showers.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 4, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

'Wedding Shower'

And there it is. Im not doubting your ‘Shower’ experience, cause you women love ’em. Bridal Showers, Baby Showers, Golden showers :-0….jk

Gotta change the name if you want to be politically correct.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Edit: IDGAFAS

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

.....(*looks around*).....

IDGAFAA

/runs away

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 4, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Quit killing words!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 4, 2010 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dang it spants

now I automatically have to give you more cred because you’re a woman and all. I was feeling just fine until you said this.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on May 4, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

bcb now arguing about whether wrigley is a monument

uh huh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

that's actually one of the arguments.

really.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

I just don’t get the charm. Eh, it has an ivy covered wall.

Guess what. Plant ivy on a wall in a new stadium, and you’ll have an ivy-covered wall, AND your stadium won’t smell like used beer.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on May 4, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

BK, you misspelled swimmingly.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 4, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

No.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 4, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, but it sounds enthralling.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 4, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm.... enthralling?

1. to captivate or charm
2. to put or hold in slavery; subjugate

I highly doubt the cornmill capitvated you and I certainly hope for the humanity of you that you aren’t a proponent of slavery… if you are, then I would please ask you to change your ways otherwise hell seems like a likely destination…. and if you were captivated, then your life really needs a spark

/thevole

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

nice

love @thevole

thats how that works right? so many new and confusing things!

by LandSickness on May 4, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

thevole is an inspiring person for all

young people to follow…. especially if their main intent is to annoy

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

(shrugs) I like history.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 4, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

rock thevole.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

the cornmill of the gristmill as it is commonly known as is quite an interesting story

The Corn Mill has been grinding flour for at least seven hundred years, and owes its foundation to the Cistercian monks of Valle Crucis. It is first mentioned in a 13th Century document dealing with a fishing dispute between the freemen of Llangollen and the Abbot.The building as it now stands was re-built in 1786 with three pairs of grinding stones, and continued as a working mill up until 1974. By the time Jerry and Graham came across it, however, it was sadly derelict and in danger of falling into the river. It is owned by a friend of Jerry’s called Phil Brown, and we ended up leasing the mill from him for fifty years.We used a very talented chap called Owain Evans as architect, and appointed Read and Co., a decent local builder with a good reputation. Planning permission took years, because of course it’s an important old building.The planning authorities, based in Ruthin, thought the conversion to a pub/restaurant was a great idea and wanted it to go ahead. The conservation officer really wanted the building restored to a mill. The local council didn’t want the thing at all, and in addition we had to deal with the Historic Mills people, the River Authority and CADW, (the Welsh building conservation body), each of whom had a different agenda, so at times it was like herding cats.When we finally re-opened the building in June 2000, lots of people came to see what we had done with it, as there is genuine affection for the Mill locally. There was a lot of excitement when we finally got the water wheel turning again for the first time in twenty-five years.One visitor, who has since become a regular, had been born in a bedroom upstairs, and found on our walls a framed photograph from the 1950’s of her father with his dog in a coracle on the Mill race. We still have the actual coracle, which we’ve mounted on the wall at the top of the stairs.She insisted that in the ceiling of the ground floor there had been a huge ship’s beam with a 17th century date carved into it, but we’ve never found it.The place has gone like a train from the very beginning. Mind you, if we’d known how much it was going to cost from the outset, the truth is we probably would never have started.

by BuzzKillington on May 4, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

cliff notes?

im not reading all any of that… especially about a cornmill

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think so

if you have facebook, does it go to yours…?

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

it will go to facebook.com/profile

so it will take you to your profile if you’re logged in. no trickery

by LandSickness on May 4, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, it does.

but if you log out, it will just take you to facebook’s homepage.

rocket science!

by stlcardinalsfang on May 4, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

oo ok

so he’ll need to fix that otherwise he won’t get any friend requests

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus...

Pedroia’s play was the weakest top web gem of all-time.

by LukeMP1186 on May 4, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

David Freese

He hits the ball the other way a lot and pitchers tend to pitch it there a lot regardless of the hitter’s preference…

can anyone think of a time when a hitter was so good at hitting the other way that they pitched him inside constantly…. cause I can’t…

if what i think is true, pitchers will always give him pitches outside

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

and I mean they pitch him inside because he's

good at hitting outside pitches not because he sucks at turning on the ball… big difference IMO

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know there was a good opposite field hitter

can’t think of who right now, was a while ago

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 4, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes but did they pitch him inside constantly?

im not sure if its just me, but I rarely if ever (never consciously) see hitters getting pounded inside purely for their “hit-the-other-way ability” (probably cause that’s rare)

if this is true, Freese could be All-Star (and I don’t even mean this year)

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

IIRC

Molina used to always go the opposite way and a select few pitchers gameplanned him by pitching inside. But those were rare occasions

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 4, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, mr jeter is the king of the other way

even inside-outs inside pitches to right.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Piazza

was an extremely good opposite field hitter, if I recall correctly. Like, had equal power to right side as left.

by Voxx on May 4, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Piazza is a Hall of Famer

so if this happens to Freese, wellll. i won’t object

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

a-gon is a good oppo hitter

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 4, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

well

so far so good lol

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 4, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

-shrug-

You aren’t going to remember some run of the mill kid who can hit a few doubles to right, for long.

by Voxx on May 4, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

im just going to ignore this

and act like only All-Stars hit it to the opposite field… makes me feel better

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

mark grace is probably a good comp for freeze

oppo field doubles hitters, though freeze might hit a few more dingers than grace

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't remember grace that well

but my dad always said that grace was the only cubs player he liked and that he was a class act….

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I keep thinking of Tony Gwynn

but he could just hit it wherever he wanted to

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 4, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was known for actively trying

to slice the ball through the hole between short and third. Wrote 5.5 on the back of his cleats in reference to that.

by Voxx on May 4, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

trying to decide if i should watch the replay

then I realized they’d probably cut out the whole tazer thing for time.
aw.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

I just want a photo of

Yadi grinning at the dude getting tazed.

by Voxx on May 4, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

you gotta get an animation

because at first he’s just watching… then this tiny smile breaks out… then it gets wider and wider and wider….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

phillies broadcast must have thought it funny

they were showing the dude out there in center and cut to howard at first with his glove over his face laughing his ass off.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll tell you something floppy, alright

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 4, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

They have medicine for that, these days, y’know.

by Voxx on May 4, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

never fear

i asked the chatmeister

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by prophetjohn on May 4, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

fantasy advice?

Austin Jackson has the highest BABIP in the league and its not even close…. but he’s the primary base stealer on my team (at least until jacoby gets off DL)… is he worth keeping or should i drop him or trade him (but I’m guessing he would be second fiddle and I don’t think any major trades are smart at this point)

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

im not sure he would command much in a trade

but i could propose to a friend saying he hits for great average and is a lock to steal 30…. even though that’s not true, he’s a rookie so I’m sure I could convince someone of this

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

no one cares...but

i think he’s incredibly fluky and if your league counts Ks, the value you’re getting SBs can’t be that much more. If Rajai Davis is available, he’d be a nice substitute with likely more production down the line. I’d ride it out until Jacoby comes back, but I’m not at all high on Jackson

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by tgreenfield on May 4, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW, i did pick him off waivers

and I did win my SB stat because of Jackson last week, but I guess I’ll just try and trade him while i can

and by the way, “I think he’s incredibly fluky” – not just your opinion, his BABIP is over .500

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

right i know, that's true

i just had to have some verbal filler in there. the ks would deter me, regardless.

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by tgreenfield on May 4, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man I can't believe Darnell McDonald is still in baseball

that guy played on the same Cherry Creek HS teams as Lidge back when Brad was an OF I think Doc probably faced both of them in HS

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

is he with the pads?

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah Bawh Sahwx

the he was a year or two ahead of me I remember him scoring 5 TD as a running back in the 1996 state championship game. Freaky athletes are like that good at everything, I remember reading that Allen Iverson intercepted eight passes in a single HS game

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

on a down note Ubaldo's scoreless inning streak stops at 26 tonight

although he did manage 13 very fascist Ks

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn.

6-0, 0.87 era, and 44 K’s in 41.1 innings? Amazing start to the year for him.

by Voxx on May 4, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah and hit 101 three or four times in the 1st inning

hit 99 on his second to last pitch

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Huh.

That’s pretty impressive velocity late in the game. 120 pitches for 7 innings is a bit much, though. I worry about how hard he’s being worked this early in the year, even if he is being absurdly effective.

by Voxx on May 4, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

ubaldo rules

electric as young pedro. i’d probably take him over lincecum if i could have any pitcher in the league for the rest of their career.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

especially if you figure contract in

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh, i wasn't even considering that

so, hell yeah.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

he just seems like a quality guy too

none of the taunting like peter used to do just a smooth 99mph with crazy movement

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

when he came up a couple years ago and was out of the pen

i saw him in a televised game, probably his second or third appearance, and had to get my nephews to have him watch the dude – that’s what i told them, too: “there’s young pedro” because they were a little young for pedro’s glory.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

It has been nice watching the Rockies turn into a frachise that

has developed Chacon, Jennings, Cook, Francis, Jimenez, Corpas, Daley, Morales, Rodgers, and Chacin in the last 5 years before that Jamey Wright(ugh) had been our crowning achievement

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep

i think you and us are going to have some battles this decade.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

especially if Matzek and Friedrich turn into something special

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry they are the #23 and #33 prospects in baseball

both are LHP Matzek is 19 Friedrich is 22 so is Chachin the guy who 1 hit the giants through 7 yesterday he was the #71 prospect in baseball

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

was friedrich taken out of high school too?

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, he's a college guy

Matzek was the guy the Cards were hoping would drop to them when we took Shelby

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by mysterui on May 4, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah he is in his third year in the minors

we got him as a 20yr old he has had a nice line so far in his stay with us

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

so, would we have taken matzek over shelby?

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

every shied on Matzek when he declared he wouldn't sign

for slot. The Rockies stared him down and as a result got the top prep pitcher in the draft at bargain spot

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

what pick did you have?

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Matzek was the 11th pick

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

1.5 mil? 2 mil?

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

a club record 3.9

but probably worth it the kid is electric was touching the high nineties in high school has three other pitches a plus slider and average curve/change

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not so sure the Cards valued

Matzek higher, but he was rated higher by “professionals”

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe not both are great prospects

Matzek had been looking for 7mil a lot of teams had been turned off by that alone

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm confused by the term "under slot"

was that cheap for an 11th overall pick? i wonder what we gave colby.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

accoridng to wkipedia

it was a $1 million signing bonus

STEAL

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

wait if he was such a high value

why the hell did he drop that far with that signing bonus?

i mean at least i thought he fell that year

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

he was first round, right?

i mean, he’s a centerfielder out of high school. that seems pretty high. would be interesting to see how many high school centerfielders have been taken first round. pitchers, ss (even if converted, like upton) – these are the high schoolers go first round – and catchers like mauer.

in other words, not sure he dropped.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

not to mention there may be 3-4

HOF quality players that came out of that 2005 draft

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

well i remember how ecstatic the cards were

that he was avalialble to them at that point

so i am fairly positive we didn’t take him too soon….

maybe he didn’t fall though

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think we took he and greene almost

back-to-back, and that the concern was that greene might get scooped up if we didn’t take him before colby.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

i dont remember that

mostly cause i dont remember greene ever being a better porospect

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't you go to high school?

you’re ballsy for staying up so late. braver than I

by LandSickness on May 4, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeh

sleep isn’t in my forte, although im pretty sure i should be going to bed now

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do too a bit but then again he hasn't seemed bothered by it

he was getting squeezed again an example of the fine work done tonight

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh heh

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is wonder that umps don't get beaten up in parking lots more often

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, balls and strikes were bad both ways here tonite

but we may have gotten the biggest break, so i’m not too upset. there are days when we don’t.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah on the whole I think the umps are amazing

they really do get it more right than wrong but it is no fun watching a pitcher who is struggling not get the same call as the guy who is locked in

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's my biggest complaint

tonite i thought equally bad, but several times this year we just took the brunt of it.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

My kid brother was telling me that it was too bad

Doc and Timmuh are the only two in the running for the Cy this year as it would be crazy to have a Rockie take one home

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

i saw a few guys pick ubaldo

before the season began, but i think they just didn’t want to go with the obvious – at least a couple stated that.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

big head speaks of the trade. just... not a lot.

fake blockquote
Holliday remembers the whirlwind events of last July 24 with some fondness.

"It was a pleasant memory checking in the hotel last night," the outfielder recalled before Monday’s game. "It was all the more special this time knowing I will be spending most of my career here. I definitely have fond memories of this trip."

Though both clubs are again in first place in their respective divisions, there is a difference in 2010.

"My kids are still in school back in St. Louis now," Holliday explained with a smile.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on May 4, 2010 1:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Electronic Mohel

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 4, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

allows you to take screenshots of not the whole screen

so if you want to take a screenshot of a psecific part of the screen you don’t have to ctrl + print screen and then edit it in paint

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by prophetjohn on May 4, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep...it's sweet.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 4, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

así,

¿quién quiere hablar español?

tengo la clase de español por la mañana. tengo que acostarme, pero no estoy cansado!

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by prophetjohn on May 4, 2010 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

I take Spanish

and im not tired either… i have a test in fact that I haven’t even started studying for….. woohoo for procrastination

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's katu - austin?

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

no idea

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by prophetjohn on May 4, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

great photo of the dude getting tasered

pretty good caption too:

http://www.thegoodphight.com/

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:21 AM EDT reply actions  

it's pretty funny

but at the same time, a little harsh to taser someone who is no apparent threat. tackle the fucker and get a few punches in – though it might be a liability thing, where tasering him is “safer”

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think tasering does any long-term physical hurt on the victim

so i don’t have a problem with it… it momentarily shocks you and pretty knocks you out for a while, but other than that it seems “*safe”

*do not try this at home

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i don't know

i just wouldn’t want to be tasered, but i suppose it’s safe. maybe it could kill a 90 yr-old man, but can’t imagine him needing to be tasered – maybe slip him some pcp? i’m thinking of that thing cody posted last night, about the nursing home in england.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldn't want to be tasered either

but i think that’s the point… if you want to be tasered, then you have a problem

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, i guess if tasered at just the right moment

it could be…intense?

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

unless, you know, you have a heart condition. then it kills you.

tasers were designed to be a substitute for deadly force, not the universal tool for subduing people who are slightly ornery.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 4, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

well at that point i'd just say

the person should no better than to put himself in a position to be tasered….

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

you shouldn't be subjected to possible death

for being a little drunk, or just plain dumb. hope this isn’t politics, just seems like common sense.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok im sorry, let me rephrase

most people with heart conditions are 50 and older (thus easy to contain without a taser sometimes)

and most people with heart conditions aren’t the type of people to put themselves in that position…. i mean most people with heart conditions don’t drink I assume

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think some people might never know they had a heart condition too

this happened to my brother in law (not the tasering)

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

i guess, i don't know

that’s like 1 out of every 1,000 people

i just don’t see how else you can easily restrain people without shooting them

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, the police were completely unable to restrain people until ten years ago.

what?

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by tom s. on May 4, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

i love that last sentence. methinks you could have phrased it differently…i’m just laughing, so many images of people saying that…

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow that's sounds bad

ummm… err.. i meant on the run…. most cops aren’t going to be able successfully run down criminals

but yeh…..

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

really, it's an infamous line

recant it now while you can…still laughing. some sheriff in the wild west must’ve said that with a smirk

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

wait are you saying that

somebody has really said that?

it sounds like it would be in a slapstick comedy

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

just thinking of doc halladay

and the movie quotes all day

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

then i stick with my original statement

a little harsh.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

vazquez is making at hard on me

he’s gotta be better than what he’s doing, but he was the first pitcher i drafted

fielder was my first pick and he is sucking it up, too. come on, guys

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by prophetjohn on May 4, 2010 2:23 AM EDT reply actions  

why did you pick vasquez as first pitcher?

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

because he was a top 4 pitcher in the NL last year

i had already taken fielder, upton and cano, so the lincecums and greinkes of the world were gone

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by prophetjohn on May 4, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

either way

i’ve got cain, sanchez and matusz pitching well and davies doing well enough. i just expected better than a 10 ERA from vazquez

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by prophetjohn on May 4, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i don't play so i forget about scoring and all

just there’s about 10-15 guys in the national league i’d take in real life over him last year, so i forget he did finish like 4th in cy voting. they should probably trade him back to atlanta for lowe – though i’m mostly kidding. i see the yanks are giving him some time “to breathe”, gonna skip at least his next start.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would love the rockies to go after him

at a reduced price of course

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by TomCat009 on May 4, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

the dude's number last year were sick

i was kind of being a homer. by most of the numbers, he was second best NL pitcher last year

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by prophetjohn on May 4, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

you draft based on what he'll do this year

and i don’t think he would duplicate this

not to mention he sucked last time as a yankee

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by stlcardsfan4 on May 4, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think he'd be an awesome three

i’m just not a big fan, once you go beyond the numbers, like in a playoff game i wouldn’t trust him at all.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guys, we gotta problem...

…Unicorns are just horses that came to party…

Also, sorry if this ruins our season…and the poor photoshop quality.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 4, 2010 2:25 AM EDT reply actions  

haha

poor horsey, wishes he was born a unicorn. i wish i was born with super powers too.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

yadi's was better, but

this is nice.

the “howl” stanza at the end is quite good.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 4, 2010 2:52 AM EDT reply actions  

that's great

wet luzinski did a good job chiming in there – is that ginsburg?

i believe you had a front page post, tom, with this theme – i think it was you?

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

no, yadi2 second did an excellent series of fanposts on the wasteland.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 4, 2010 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that was epic (and a lot of work)

i just thought you referenced april being the cruelest month in a main page post while hankering for baseball during the dark days before pitchers and catchers reported.

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps a repost

but here’s a video of that guy getting tasered. pure awesome.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on May 4, 2010 3:25 AM EDT reply actions  

those security guards got booed pretty good

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by cardball on May 4, 2010 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who's still on?

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on May 4, 2010 4:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Meeeee.

Pullin an all-nighter in a feeble attempt to fix my sleep-schedule.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 4, 2010 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Insomniac alert here.

Just woke up.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 4, 2010 4:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh heh

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_05_03_slnmlb_phimlb_1&mode=wrap

check out the stav. hanging curve and he was bailing, hit it off the end of the bat, and voila, homer. incredible.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 4:49 AM EDT reply actions  

He didn't look like he was bailing to me.

But he does have an unusual HR hitting style. Maybe he should just go up there and kneel down all the time.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 4, 2010 4:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, bailing may not be the right word

since it was outer part, but he opened up like…i can’t really use this expression here.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 5:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like a hooker on 2 dollar night?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 4, 2010 5:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, something like that

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 5:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

He looked like he was on a fishing expedition on that one. Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good I guess.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 4, 2010 5:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stav is not good, but

he chooses some very opportune moments for his reasonable facsimile of good.

Plus he has more homers than I do. I suck all the time. He just sucks most of the time.

He keeps doing this once a month and he still wouldn’t be mistaken for a good player, but he would certainly take the edge off and leave some good memories- a la Tom Lawless’ bat flip.

Perhaps eventually he can know as the “yeah, he’s a shitty backup outfielder, but damn it, he’s OUR shitty backup outfielder” guy.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on May 4, 2010 5:38 AM EDT reply actions  

it was scary tonite when tony left him in the field

thank god that didn’t last long.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 6:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I count myself to among the TLR backers

but everything about the guy scares.

I have this recurring nightmare where I wake up and TLR is silently sitting in a chair across the room, in full game uniform, looking at me through the glasses… not moving. Still. Silent. Always looking. shiver, whimper

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on May 4, 2010 6:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

classic

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 4, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

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