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Game 46 Open Thread: Cardinals at Padres

Petco Park:
St. Louis is dark;
I'll watch, with sorrow,
the ninth inning tomorrow.

Lineups after the jump.

Star-divide



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if this were a home game

this entire damn thread would be green.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That only happens in the off season....

/effin sprouts.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morning, CN - no more red shirts here, so you'll have to carry the ball fronm your end.

Waino due for a no hitter or so. .. .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 25, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

happy waino day!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

now I know what LaRue does

He’s the spokesman for the club.

…who decided this?!

haircut.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

this is painful

and yet hilarious, because he’s actually better at talking to the Cat than before.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buccos did something right?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

allllll by ourselvessssss

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think we need to win first

unless a couple hrs are enough for you (that’s what somebody said)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

After the Reds loss,

we are up by a half-game. If we win, we go up by a full game. If we lose, it is back to even with the Redlegs. I just choose to celebrate the situation as it stands right now.

by cardsgirl95 on May 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The division is essentially out of reach...

With the Dodgers loss we’ll be ahead in the WC race regardless of outcome

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, a couple hrs are good enough for you

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that we have negotiations out of the way

umm…you are a girl, right?

/kidding…but you are a girl, right?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for not being offended

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

pregame (duh) prediction

Cards win 5-3
Waino pitches 8 innings gives up 2 runs on 8 hits
Franklin gives up a run in the 9th but gets out of a jam for the save
Holliday gets 2 hits and 2 RBI
they play 9 innings
each team records 3 outs per inning
the homeplate umpire gets cursed at least a dozen times in the game thread

I should get at least a few of these right.
Call me Nostradamus…

My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!

by 82Special on May 25, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

yikes

but maybe you’ll balance out the fates and save us from my potential pre-game jinx

My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!

by 82Special on May 25, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, he has no shutouts?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

My prediction

Adam Wainwright will pitch 11 innings of shutout ball with 112 pitches until Mitchell Boggs comes and gives up a record 14 solo home runs in a row. We lose, 14-13

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 25, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, we would have to have one heck of a top of the 12th

My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!

by 82Special on May 25, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

but nothing

compared to their bottom of the 12th. :-(

by Evilfrog on May 25, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, well, let's not try to make this kind of history tonight

i’m short on antacids, and I don’t do Franklins

My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!

by 82Special on May 25, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you met khalil green?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hah hah

My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!

by 82Special on May 25, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe HR IS Khalil Green

(see post below)

My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!

by 82Special on May 25, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

mulls this over.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, we're away arent we...

nevermind, this doesnt work.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 25, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, yes it does.

i confused myself.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 25, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

hello, i'm mr. pessimist

cards lose 1-4

waino goes seven and allows only 5 hits, but one of them is a 3 run hr,
bullpen gives up another run in the eighth

holliday goes 1-3 with a walk
pujols goes 2-4 with an RBI double

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on May 25, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about mr. realistic pessimist

also, although the cards get 9 hits, the padres turn 3 double plays =/

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on May 25, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another prediction

Albert hits a no-doubter out of Petco tonight.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 25, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

douchelbon in

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's go, blow job

gotta swing at those pitches a foot outside

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I put this in the other thread but just in case

there’s nothing in the mod screen that i can see to indicate you’re banned. I’d suggest using the “contact us” link at the bottom of the page to get in touch with the powers that be to see if there is something wrong with your former screen name.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 25, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got temporarily banned by SBN too

It was annoying but they reset my account after a few days.

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on May 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate late starts

cause that means i have no other baseball to watch for a majority of the night except for the cubs

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

This is clearly religion.

No religion!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

dating advice?

dating advice!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mac.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 25, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAC eating PC.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dual-boot.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 25, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

What about Tri-boot?

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on May 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby and Waino

apparently have a pregame ritual.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

As do Boog and Bombs.

Was that supposed to be sumo wresting?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's an ever evolving thing.

First time I’ve seen the other 2.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

sumo transfer

to dry humping larue

Master of Typos

by YesWeOquendo on May 25, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that part of the man stew?

actually… can somebody explain to me what the man stew actually is? I tried googling man stew and vivaelbirdos and i didn’t get exactly what i was looking for

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

the one place i forgot to look

thanks

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

or maybe

you got exactly what you were looking for, and you have not recovered?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

no... i got urban dictionary entrys

about things that had nothing to do with the redbirds

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's best not to know

Just smile weakly and nod.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

does it involve

a live chicken?

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on May 25, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waino and Skip have a bizarre handshake as well.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

where's my first pitch?

it’s 9:07

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

we're on the west coast now, maaan

they’ll get to it, like, eventually

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I saw one more thing in that dugout which might be exciting.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

festive

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ow.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

boom

goes the kneecap

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on May 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

appropriate name.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.

by Heisenberg on May 25, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'll live

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, this zone is nothing like

the TB / Sawx.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

let's hope Waino doesn't get too angry

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 25, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's an ump?!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Rapoport?!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick gets Babip'd

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.

by Heisenberg on May 25, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

lineoutwick ..

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 25, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

that's right, FSM. let's replay Albert's greatest fits.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

"i said a SOY mocha!"

< throws in josh the batboy’s face >

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it was 3-1

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.

by Heisenberg on May 25, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

nm

I’m on the backup computer tonight, no audio & no video….

by nota bene on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought he took strike one...

My first memory of Cardinals baseball is seeing Darrell Porter jump into Bruce Sutter's arms on October 20, 1982!

by 82Special on May 25, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

no dan n al?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Away game, mlb.com

you get the home teams feed.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

there are no announcers

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

is matt "i hate the city of st. louis" vasgersian still the PBP man for padres?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

dick enberg

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i wondered... considering he does the nightly show for the MLB network now

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he's full-time baseball now - lives out there, so took the pads job

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

i have audio from the game, but no announcers

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok...I'll shut up.....

The audio is fine on EI.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

lucky bastard.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's also ok on my tv

uverse, fwiw

Albert Pujols is ridiculous.

by stlhulsey on May 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, mlb.tv

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

must be mlb.tv fail.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

are those ushers or cardinals fans? they haven't moved the whole time.

are they dummies? dead?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo! No announcers!

I could get used to this

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert aims for the pitcher again.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't Albert

Kill a pitcher… and a catcher the last time we were out here?

by zboever on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Not the last time, but a while ago, yes.

’twas gruesome.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

He and A-Gon were praying at first base after he hit the pitcher.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thaaaat was weird.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

the hop was positively ecksteinian.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

trying the superman

jump throw i think…but it wasnt yadi running

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on May 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shannon: At 3:00 am we'll go to Rush St. Forget about this series. . .Shannon preparing for Cubs. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

who is this padres home announcer

i recognize the voice.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

What a jagoff.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He does video games.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have dick enberg

you have tv or radio?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

its enberg, im referring to radio

i like vasgersian

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 25, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice just saw the Reds dropped one. . . Details??

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

doumit homered i think

pirates win 2-1

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

bases jacked

yummy. let’s get some colby jack

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, we have ducks. they're all over the pond.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Be smooth, baby. Be smooth.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

geiger? let us commence?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

this really is odd

no announcers at all
did they both pass out or something?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 25, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

mlb.tv fail

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

shades of the espn deportes incident in houston years ago...

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

trying to see who can

hold their breath the longest

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

no worries

this is the Ted Drewes portion of the lineup. smooth and icy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, Colby

How do you strikeout against Garland?

by blindmouse on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Kolby . . . Krappy

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

did colby strike out this much in the minors?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

aw freeser

that was an ugly cut at strike 2

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously.. haha

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOOD EYE

oh man

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, he took that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Not that one, though.

Damn.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

the home plate ump is Wegner btw

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Frozen out. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugggggggly.

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.

by Heisenberg on May 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

son of a bitch

you took that previous pitch and then swing at THAT??

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

bad guess.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec recognition

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just had a dream

that Jon Garland matched his K/9 in the first inning.

by blindmouse on May 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

feck.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

smaller picture really does look like the lobster is eating the dog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

that dog is really unhappy though

the look on his face is like “if you didn’t feed me and take me for walks… i’d kill you”

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

then eat you with a little melted butter

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

FECK!!!!

Time for a fresh drink.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Pathetic

How could he wave at that?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Lobster tastes better on the West Coast

/nonotreally

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Lobster tastes better in Maine.

for many reasons, the most important being the lack of an MLB franchise.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

he says

al—gonna get a strike here
tastee—ok, al, gotcha
garland—lol

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

have announcers now

audio is about 3 minutes behind

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

bigger dude: Eckstein or ump?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

winner will be designated "world's tallest midget"

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game Show: Ump, Fifth Grader, or Eckstein?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

cubs beat kershaw… fuck them

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

?

do i sound paranoid?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

in-joke re: bcb

or maybe jd is paranoid.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you explain?

i need a good laugh

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

remember last year how the cards had that fat lead over the cubs for a long time

bcb was obsessed with being tied in the loss column, meaning there was still a chance. mathematically, not in reality.
thus the various instances here of “are you saying there’s still a chance?”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

haha… we have 5 games in hand!!!!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

well oK, Waino.

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-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Waino is Sicko.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

10 pitches

me likey

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard A-Gon's awwwwwwww.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

a d'oh-flavored aww.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Filthy = A.D.A.M.

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

His curve is nastier than a hooker from East St Louis

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garland can slam the door anytime he wants

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

operating

at maximum capacity

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

yaaaaaaaaaddddiiiii don't hurt your wrist.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

more

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is wrong with yadi's wrist?

I have been out of pocket for a while.

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"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on May 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, since it just happened.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

the way they were talking I thought that he had some issues. thanks for clarifying.

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on May 25, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

know several lifeless live people

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's like saying Vince Young was an All-Pro QB last year....

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 25, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that one goes out to hal, wherever you are.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Why swing at the first pitch? About time to skip Skip lineuply speaking

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 25, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam has a FTS moment!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck the shit?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

this, but yes.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

let waino and his .080 average show you how it's done

bitches.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

he's normally better than that.

when they say the offense is underperforming……..

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lopex makes it drop. with his mind.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Floppy 2

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 25, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Lopez

thank you for being a cardinal, glad you landed back in stl

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 25, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

babip giveth!

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 25, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a day that ends in y.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice - pushing 50 ptiches through 2

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

with their bullpen that's a blessing - for them

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

well that was fun.

I gotta go.
play nice and don’t talk to lobsters.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

piss.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

geez... they strike out like they are playing wiffleball

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

those lobsters

now 1 below capacity

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

On pace for 22.5 LOBsters...

……soooo like…boog gets left on base in the 9th?

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

ol' ahab's done it again

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lobsterfest

An occassional special at Red Lobster,
A nightly event for the cardinals.

by Podlol on May 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of lobsters...

I was in Orange Beach, AL for the past few days, and I spent a little time at the Flora-Bama (yes, it’s a seedy as its website suggests). Anyway, they had a game that was like the claw game at the arcade (you know, the one where there were a bunch of stuffed animals and you put money in and tried to grab one with the mechanical claw), but instead of stuffed animals, it was lobster. You put in $2, and if you got a lobster, they’d cook it for you.

by jd is legend on May 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

that sounds awesome

how much money did you end up spending?

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zero dollars

The problem was that the Flora-Bama would cook it for you. I wouldn’t eat a burger they made.

by jd is legend on May 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

cards

would starve to death

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know i used to feel kinda bad about how they cooked lobsters...

but then i was watching good eats and they explained that lobsters are the equivalent of underwater cockroaches… so now i dont feel so bad

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

roach bisque

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can hear crabs when you boil them

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i thought that he meant they screamed or something… i’d almost feel guilty… but crab legs are soooo good

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really thought it was screaming

huh, no one ever said anything but that, and we did a lot of crabbing when i was a kid. lots of adults around too – did they just forget to tell me the truth before i left the nest?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crabs don't have vocal chords or lungs to push air through them.

It’s the same thing with lobsters, the high-pitched noise is merely steam being vented at high pressure.

by notmorganfreeman on May 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kind of like the noise emitted...

from Cardinal fans these days…

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

not as big a fan of the fiction?

(btw, i agree)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree

It’s all worth reading

by chalk on May 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

disagree with what?

my agreement that all his nonfiction is worth reading?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do you get an implication from that question?

seems pretty straightforward.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

"not as big a fan of the fiction? (btw, i agree)"

Seems pretty easy to infer what I inferred from that.

by chalk on May 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i asked spants a question

since she noted “nonfiction”, and then i parenthetically agreed with her statement.

anyway, no biggie. i happen to like his fiction, though.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry I randomly went * on you

I may have lost my sanity due to the frustration of watching this game.

by chalk on May 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

i’ll stop talking to crabs then – did not know about the vocal chords

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

not the boiling water!!!!

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck that's great!!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

from

my 3 lobsters?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shannon:
Yarvit Tarrybella

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds right to me

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

mattel wants to make gi joe action figures of him

and his brother tivroy

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

KKK!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Mr. Wainwright makes me happy to be a Cardinals fan.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

shit

makes me happy to be a baseball fan

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should have just kept my trap shut.

Fuck.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen better days...been the star of many plays

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's got tons of movement tonight

and that’s an understatement

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

goddamnit

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

#$@%$

FUCK

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

what?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

It's only ONE run, Gents.

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

5 lobsters to 0

down 1 to 0

yuk

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

One. Run.

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

retrospectively flagged.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 26, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't care

fuck hairston

who the fuck does he think he is?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Hairston.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

they even make more.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 26, 2010 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

should i just go to bed now

and save a night of frustration?

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"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

In for a penny, in for a pound.

I’m still gonna watch Waino work it and hope something shakes loose for the offense.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

GREEN MAN!!!

Can you do a dance?

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have a gif

that of him dancing but have no idea on how to post it.

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on May 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

upload to imgur.com

Copy associated link.
Create post.
Click tree icon to post image
Paste link
Post.

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa

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"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on May 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here you go

Hope this works.

Green Man!

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"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on May 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Failed

step by step instructions

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on May 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost, you forgot the .gif tag. I gotcha...

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

thanks for the lessons

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"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on May 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF - is Waino doing hanging pitches to the likes of Hairsotn?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

wow that was shitty

i was just saying to myself “adam looks extra specially ADAM tonight. locked in, hitting his spots, etc” then boom. i shall now drink.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

beer seven here

tomorrow is my weekly day off!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

bowl 2 here!!

still have >30 pages of reading to do. stupid summer class

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by tgreenfield on May 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

your 1:1 baserunner-to-run ratio

is hilarious, san diego. hee-la-ree-ous.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

you know what else is hilarious

San Diego is Spanish for “a whale’s vagina”

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

KKKK!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

c'mon matt

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That kinda looked Albertian.

I’ll take it.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

He's been indistinguishable from...

Eckstein this month.

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Struggling, eh?

“Fush yu, mang.” – Albert

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

what was the stat?

albert’s line the series after a hitless series is ridic

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, guy

adam wainwright is pitching tonight. let’s not turn this thread into a loshe whine-fest

eh?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

the sd padres color man just needed a big towel.

to the sound of albert’s …err…wood.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 25, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

that was close to a strike

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 25, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

very irregular calls

outside corner

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

no

that would have been strike 3

by Evilfrog on May 25, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

but stike 3 was ball 4

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 25, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

stike? wtf

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 25, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was

but he said that after he fouled away the 6th pitch of the AB.

by Evilfrog on May 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

was pointing out, maybe he can see into the future?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow 5 ks for jon garland

no wonder i feel slightly pessimistic about this game.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 25, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

He had 31 on the season...

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's our plan on getting into their bullpen

raise Garland’s pitch count by making him throw at least 3 pitches an AB

by Evilfrog on May 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's stick with garland

bullpen’s pretty good

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

God DAMN it, Holl 'n Daze

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

"a couple two three innings"

not sure if that means 3 or 4 innings, or 6

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Duuuudes, I'm totally listenin to Astro Lounge by Smashmouth.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

no LOBsters!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

cloby

needs a mulligan, or 2

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

no small feat

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

On pace for 15 LOBsters

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I have watched this game beer-free for too long.

BRB.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby?

God, I hate his streakiness SO MUCH.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

he and matty

not dealing with inside pitches very well

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

the subprime ones can be defaulted

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

KKKKK!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

He makes wagons....and paints!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"His average is unlike his father's"

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 25, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Wainwright broke Gameday

Pitch #4 = Auto. Strike / null

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he step on the plate?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

GLOVEWICK!!!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I spit on you Venable!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ludddddddddddddddddddddddddddddy

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

GLOVEWICK!!!!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

RFL!!!!

Be OK!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

R. F. L.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

well, hello, dude's face

RFL just rocked it

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Listening to the Pads broadcast

is like listening to our home broadcast. It’s like theyre rooting for us.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Too much sun..

and too many hot chicks…

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

and military

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus Tijuana

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

and zoo

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean...

Every football and baseball game I went too, there were more people cheering for the opposing team.

by Evilfrog on May 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, the Chargers are complete

assholes, so I can understand not rooting for them.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goonies photoshop annnnnnd Go!!

Stats are like a girl in a bikini, both would agree that Joe Morgan is an idiot

by TomCat009 on May 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU CHUNK!!!

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck

fuck

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rec'd it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn. I had been hoping to get some sleep tonight.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hurr durr

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

perfectly epitomizes

this moment

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

man, i thought that was gone

enberg had just said how much waino reminded him of carp, the ball was tagged, and so i assumed it was therefore a homer.

good job RFL

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

tastee lobster

or do we actually score?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone needs to knock the smirk off of Garland's GD picture.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the shittiest shit inthe history of shit.

Shit.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on May 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

ugly ugly ugly

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

way to hold down those lobsters

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

and

they are waiting for lego to join them

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

KIDP??

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit tony

stop being cute

Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.

by RosevilleRedbird on May 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

he knows how to fucking manage

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

starting the runner

with the guy who lead the team with GIDP is not being cute.

by Evilfrog on May 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

not mathereaque

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda thought he was safe

to close to tell though

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

looked really close

it was a really good throw and tag.

by Evilfrog on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck, he may have been safe

pads replays seem to show that

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

this is the part

where we break into song.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

in'resting

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great to see him get a chance...

I thought he was dead meat a couple years ago.

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

I was beginning to wonder if Garcia would amount to anything before this season. not that he will be anywhere near that good though. just good to seem him get the chance like you said.

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garcia...

was always pretty good when he was healthy. Ottavino flat out sucked until the middle of last year.

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

His ascendence...

was like a mercy promotion: we’ll send you up the ladder since we picked you first, then after you suck at AAA for a couple years we’ll ship you out for somebody like Mike Maroth.

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he had good stuff

and the LOOK of a pitcher – now he can throw a strike it seems, and a located strike at that (unless he’s still leaving too many up – haven’t seen him pitch this year)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yesterday's start that is

these west cost games mess with me

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

good news

hope it’s not too early – i have high hopes for him, always liked him, but can’t understand how he never developed a cutter or changeup…some third option.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's got an offspeed pitch

it’s just not of the same caliber as his slider and fastball

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he had a cutter or change

wouldn’t he have a weapon against lefties? i don’t know his splits, but i tend to think if the dude doesn’t have major problems with lefties, he’s going to be good to go as a starter (i don’t want him to end up in a bullpen)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the minors, he's been about as good against lefties as righties.

And no, I do not have a good explanation for that.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

career

4.42 FIP vs. lefties
4.36 FIP vs righties

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on May 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool

this guy is my irrational prospect infatuation, so i have hope – it was great to watch him pitch for italy in the wbc

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait a second

I thought he started yesterday… oh well, either way, good for Ottavino.

by stxcardsfan on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

well I guess they found the remedy

you don’t have to worry about LOBsters if you just run into outs instead

by stxcardsfan on May 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

And it's the fourth inning

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eck looks like he has progenia in his GD photo

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

i remember going ape shit when he did that

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

KKKKKKK!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate the Padres and their scrappy lineup and their gimmicky park

Stats are like a girl in a bikini, both would agree that Joe Morgan is an idiot

by TomCat009 on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Petco or MMP?

I’ll take Petco everyday.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh petco but wait untill venable triples into the corner

Stats are like a girl in a bikini, both would agree that Joe Morgan is an idiot

by TomCat009 on May 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

both

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their lineup seems to always score on one weird sets of plays after another there

it isn’t nearly as bad as some but pretty awful overall oh and I HATE HAIRSTONS

Stats are like a girl in a bikini, both would agree that Joe Morgan is an idiot

by TomCat009 on May 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I'm a noob to MLB.tv

Can you use it at 2 different computers?

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, usually

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

even if those computers are in two different towns

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

they seem to have gotten

less jerky about this over time.

I remember getting locked out of my account all the time.

by dugmartsch on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 singles...not consecutive

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...what a snag.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

floppy

ripped

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Shut this fake cowboy up!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

annoying fact of life

cannot get hair cut without having to take a shower immediately afterwards… even when you ask for a rinse before you leave… seriously.. what the hell do the aprons do?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

nothing

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

like grains of sand

you can rinse at the beach, but still need a shower when you get home

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to mention that whatever shirt you are wearing needs to be changed the minute you get home

it really actually makes me wish that there was such a thing as the “suck cut”

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flowbee?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winner

Suck Cut was the Wayne’s World version.

/partyonGarth

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOO Hairstyling vacuum attachments

Hooray beer!

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does he use that on his mustache too?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fact Tulo now has 4 HRs in his last 5 games after having 1 in his first forty Suck It SSS

Stats are like a girl in a bikini, both would agree that Joe Morgan is an idiot

by TomCat009 on May 25, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

can everyone agree to remember

that babe ruth was a pretty good pitcher?

That way TV announcers can stop reminding me of things I hadn’t forgotten.

Thanks.

by dugmartsch on May 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

kids watch baseball too, hopefully

gotta keep the generations informed

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

and much like babe ruth's yankees

san diego knows a thing or two about post-season flops

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 26, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Cardinals are better than the Padres at every single position on the field...

why can’t we just win a game 8-2?

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

we score the same number of runs and have the same ERA's

their defense has been better.

they don’t make many outs on the bases, either.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Yorvit just steal second?

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, yes he did

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it were any other pitch than that ballbreaker

he wouldnt have

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gwynn looks like a young Milton Bradley.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

HFS

KKKKKKKKK

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit

Haven’t had donuts in forever.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Bullshit ump.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

BALL?!?!?

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

10K

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

towel please.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKK!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit, waino

stop striking everyone out

i want a CG!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I want 20 k's

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a couple runs for the cards

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats a crazy pipe dream

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

not yet impossible, yet unlikely

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wainwright now into running

Favorite distance?

The 10K

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

4th quarter?

eh, i was pissed at the celts last night – last possession, magic have no fouls to give, and they don’t get a shot off? they needed a sweep bad for some rest.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suns with 74 freebies in two games

f’in David Stern

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

magic were getting calls last nite - in fuckin' boston!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

A sport that can't be refereed just doesn't work

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game makes me hate everything.

Why oh why can’t we push a run across against this joker?

by mattisnotfrench on May 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS MAKES NO SENSE

look at our offense! how is that not a good offense?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

CRUSH IT COLBY

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Both Albert and Pujols

had to reach to get to a pitch on the edge of the plate. Are they standing far away from the plate? Maybe trying to stop pitchers from pitching them inside?

by Evilfrog on May 25, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

lol Albert and Pujols

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

if only we had them both

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on May 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

this must be the problem

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then we could...

pay $60 million for no dingerz

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-0

Token bullpen run

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

death by ball game

If we lose this one 1-0 and I have an aneurysm at my computer, which one of you will drive my lifeless body to the hostpital?

by indycardsfan70 on May 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Too far away.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well....assuming you're in Indy...

I can be there in 18 hours. Work for you?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could be there in 2. heh

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

if your body is lifeless

what’s the rush?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

My body is like this team. . .

. . .and it’s going to be a long, stinky season before someone rescues it.

by indycardsfan70 on May 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chicago?

You won’t make it by the time I’m dead.

by indycardsfan70 on May 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

doesn't lifeless mean dead?

maybe not.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a first-place team on pace for 92 wins...

I’m thinking June 1 is the date of the turnaround.

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday to my dad!

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

life has a few meanings

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

walk him?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Ball?????!!!

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKKK!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

12

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And there you have it.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

12

Game Link

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oddly looks like he won't get the win in either....

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're scoring right here

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No respect for A-Gon

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

got him 3 times?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKKKK!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Tied career high!

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

at this pace

he could make it 8 innings and 16 Ks

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't know if he's got the gas for 9 innings

at 88 right now

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw crap I forgot about that...

Kerry Wood threw 122 pitches when he struck out 20.

I wonder if Wainwright was at 110+ with 17 Ks would LaRussa send him back out there?

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think the score would matter

but waino on deck here, so we shall see

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame the terrible offense

On Mobil getting rid of last season’s “Six Is A Serious Number” theme song.

BRING IT BACK AND THE OFFENSE WILL COME.

by mattisnotfrench on May 25, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe this

because I’m tired of believing in the bad luck reason

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinal Cardinal says unto us:

Score runs, my children.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
VEB: WWGTD

by The Continental on May 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

SCOAR MOAR A- RUN

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get outta this Funky cold, Molina

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Jon Garland

Has a 2.12 ERA.

Does not compute.

by mattisnotfrench on May 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

yes I am

just wonderin though

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 25, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

naw

you have to put faith in the decision making process. If that process would have lead you to sign Garland over Penny more than likely you’ll be burnt more often then you’ll catch Garland in a bottle.

by Evilfrog on May 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok man

I will stop wondering

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 25, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

made me laugh

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 25, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't look now...

but Welly is carving up the Nats.

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

eff you skippeh...

Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.

by RosevilleRedbird on May 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else

having trouble replying
i keep gettng previous comments automatically appearing

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

that dp probably kept adam in this game

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

You would have bat for AW?

No way

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 25, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends if it was second and third

got to then

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is his last inning

let’s just root for k’s

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit, that's not a k

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's just root for outs.

since we could theoretically still win.

by chalk on May 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

k's are outs

i’m not worried about winning

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was standing there

cig in hand waiting for the DP

knew it was coming

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 25, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That slider had no bite to it, did it?

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I am guessing we will

face their SU and CL?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on May 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Adams then Bell??

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn;t colby own bell?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

BOOSH!

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've got to get some sleep...

so – Cardinals, score some runs…prevent any more runs…win the game.

by stlfan on May 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

had to leave and come back to this? Where is the O? It's bad enough losing pitchers, it's worse to having winning pitchers lose.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

See sig; replace "Houston" with "Hairston"

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

he was out at first!

but maybe we can still see a 13k

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

we need one more k for waino

who’s pinch-hitting for waino?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Pull AW?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 26, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

102 pitches

Adam comes back out for one more.

by Evilfrog on May 26, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I have to agree

plus he hits as well or better than any of these chumps

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's leading off

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tony would never hit a pitcher,

then pull him though…heh heh heh

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 26, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh heh

wish i had shannon tonite – this might be better

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

He'll PH with a reliever

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

garland still in?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

i say he doesnt

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 26, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

never got this meme

I guess I didn’t get the meme’s memo

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on May 26, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

Here comes the judge, here comes the judge

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 26, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

US History much?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 26, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lol

How am I supposed to know U.S. in the 1700s? Anyway, ty both

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on May 26, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

my bad...I did space that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 26, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well I do know a lot about U.S. history...

Just not judges from forever ago

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on May 26, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Foreign peoples should learn US history too...

since we are the last, best hope for mankind.

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would argue on that

but I won’t on a game thread

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on May 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's just kidding

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love saying that...

it just keeps getting more and more ironic.

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

We know all about the quetzal

/okaybutnotmuchelse

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

all rise i guess

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

A bench player...HFS!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 26, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

problem is

with lopex being a regular, we have no lefty on the bench when he and schu both play, and you know how tony is.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

no!!!!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

this guy has heat

not good for jay

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Daaang, how close was that?

Rooney made it sound to the wall

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Not even track.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 26, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

not close

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good God...

That ball was short of the track and it’s only 396 to center.

Not a HR anywhere, Dan and Al.

by LukeMP1186 on May 26, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

i think it was Khalil Greene

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.

by Heisenberg on May 26, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I am talking about

with San Diego being a bad sports town.

by Evilfrog on May 26, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

but it's transplants like florida

somebody – maybe you – already noted that

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

the backup shortstop is beating us

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think we are seeing how annoying it is to play this team

I’ve been watching them a lot this season, and they are a very annoying to play team (although I kind of like it when they beat other teams)

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

yep, this is their typical game

except for the homer – usually it’s small ball, petite ball even

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok ok ok...

Pujols. Holliday. Rasmus.

by Evilfrog on May 26, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

well

I guess that is good

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

K, that takes us to the bottom of the 9th...

then what happens?

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

frankie sucks and we all celebrate

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

they tie it up

then win it with 14 HRs in the 12th or something.

by Evilfrog on May 26, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Albert, Matt, Colby vs Bell

Who ya got?

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Bell.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

even though this is sad

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on May 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No for real...

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

In before the bullpen gives up 3 runs...

And the offense finally pushes a meaningless one across in the 9th.

by LukeMP1186 on May 26, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

if the bullpen gives up three

the O will score at least two

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i don't know if that's optimism or pessimism

so i gotta rec it for confusion

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

First pitch swinging.

Mac needs to take these guys to the woodshed. I think it’s a team problem; when they don’t score they all start pressing and trying to do too much. Particularly as of late they’re suffering because they can’t score a run to save their souls.

by mattisnotfrench on May 26, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

we scored against the angels

we gave up a lot, but we scored.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Angels are bad at pitching

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

second after tampa

cards are third – basically the same though

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

the bullpen mostly

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

if we were in the AL

we’d be bad at pitching and good at hitting

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

GD pic needs moar mask

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here to shut it down.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where does it come from?

Because he had it before he came here.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Minnesota?

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE MINI SODA!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ironic.

The place he’s least likely to sweat.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

heh

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Spring Training, workout room, Richard Simmons video.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

leake is making quite an impression

he’s like a ballplayer who happens to pitch

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reyes

don’t walk the Lefties.

by Evilfrog on May 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Alright, Hurley's in now

we’re gonna win this sucker.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

by Vindicator9000 on May 26, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

foul

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Pork chop has given up 9 walks and 3 hits in 14 innings...

that’s gonna turn around in a very ugly way one of these days.

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 26, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

9 hits and 3 walks would work too

but maybe not as well

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking...

it’s his luck that will turn… hits rise, walks stay the same.

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 26, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, that would not be good

pads announcers said he’s 32 – i would’ve bet he was older

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

muy feo hoy

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on May 26, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

muy feo cada dia

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

NICE!

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Ole

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 26, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Is that the platinum sombrero?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

not in this economy

copper sombrero

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

4k's is golden

5ks is olympic rings

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's right.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would like a dinger in the mouth


Oh I forgot, in the states you call it a homer in the ninth

by mattyp on May 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

lol bangers

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe you left this in the locker room, Mr Gonzales

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

make it happen guys

salvage the not quite record breaking waino performance!

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

The Mariners managed three runs against Verlander...

and we can’t score against Garland + middle relievers with the best offense since 2004?

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 26, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Jeez

I got up in the 4th to clean up the kitchen and get back in the 8th and see we are still losing. Makes my beer taste stale.

by redbirds34 on May 26, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

MLBN cutting in to show Pujols' AB

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 26, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

B2BHR?

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on May 26, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Career against Bell

AP 1-2
MH 0-10
CR 1-1

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 26, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

MH is due

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on May 26, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

past due

and there is a fine involved

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

walk him please

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

woa, he went the other way

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ball was waaaayyy outside

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

hit and run

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

OPS for the month of May

Pujols .780
Holliday .834
Rasmus .651

Make this change people!

by Evilfrog on May 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

he hasn't caught up with that one all year

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

very very true

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 26, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

cmon Holliday!

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bell has sequoias for legs.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

redlegs?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on May 26, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very, very thick.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Juuuust foul

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 26, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

FECK

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 26, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

GOBs

Just don’t care much for us this year.

by mattisnotfrench on May 26, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

fuck...i fear a k now

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Heath Bell..

20 appearances, 20 innings, he’s only retired the side in order twice

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 26, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes it was.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is why im not worried about this year

the numbers have to… HAVE TO… even out right?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 26, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

They will.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

twas

now if we could just catch a GD break once in awhile

by mattyp on May 26, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

HFS

How did he not swing at that

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 26, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Colby Smash please!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

tried with that swing

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

Colby swings and misses way to much to not be getting those calls.

by Evilfrog on May 26, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

can we see the all-star game version of heath bell yet?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 26, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

HEY GUYS

he’s only throwing fastballs!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

That was not a fastball.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

that one wasn't

Formerly known as The_teague. F'in SBN.

by Heisenberg on May 26, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

geiger

let’s go!!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

sure that one wasn't on the black, ump?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 26, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

not much you can do there

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on May 26, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Freese will come through.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on May 26, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Frozen rope?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

that would be weird

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 26, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't mind seeing Freese up here...

Could do without the high strike though. Lame.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on May 26, 2010 12:32 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I predict Pujols..

will just start running and see if he can run over Yorvit.

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 26, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

BB

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for playing

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 26, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

ICE TRY.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

nice job freezer

"Who is the most underrated actor of all time?" - Charlie
"That's easy - Dolph Lundgren" - Mac

by Green Man! on May 26, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

i wish he would've gotten a strike, though

he leads the league in 2-out rbi’s. rather him hit than walk there, but the pads were cautious

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

IBB to Yadi to face Skippy

Skippy gets PH for Stavi. Followed by an infected grand slam.

by Evilfrog on May 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

What do you have against Stav?

There’s as much evidence suggesting that he can hit as there is suggesting he can’t.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 26, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

the fact that he's fact?

that description somehow fits stav

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm talking about his AAA line

his last two years of Memphis he had a 370ish wOBA in 600 PAs.
Compared to his 200 or so PAs here. He’s picked up his hitting lately, so maybe we are just now seeing the real Stav

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on May 26, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

if we don't see too much of the real stav

things will be fine

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

if he hits a homerun off of both knees lefthanded and blindfolded...

i would punch through my wall too

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on May 26, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can we have the return of opposite-field-slap-single Yadi?

Please?

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on May 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

No Stavinoha here???

Tis better to lose bunting than win with dingers alone...

by guayzimi on May 26, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

please don't extend to skip

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Hottier Hotlina!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

believin'!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 26, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lets go Cardinals chant breaks out...

sound drowned out by a lets go Padre’s chant.

by Evilfrog on May 26, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Of course

there is 1 cardinal fan and 2 Padres fans

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on May 26, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

CRAP!!!

Currently selling signature space. All offers considered.

by RosevilleRedbird on May 26, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Brutal loss for Waino.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

i think only 7 though

according to pads crew

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus.

They’d better win 12-0 tomorrow.

by mattisnotfrench on May 26, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

garcia is better than that

i’d say 2-0

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

dammit yadi

overanxious

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

one more for the road...

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 26, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

jeebus

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

motherofass

I’m done, gnite everyone, fuck this shit, jon garladn what the hell.

by vivaelpujols on May 26, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

what is this i don't even

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on May 26, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lame...

Way too many games like this, this year, I fear

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on May 26, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

fuck that.

thanks for playing wainwright. your constalations prize is getting to kick everyone on the offense in the nuts twice, excluding pujols and lopez. bonus points for kicking holliday and ludwick twice as hard.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 26, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

7 IP, 12 K, 4 H, 1 ER

L

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

:(

(kicks dirt)

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

shitty

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on May 26, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

that will never happen

how you value it in your mind can change, but someone has to get the win – cy young had over 500, and the award is named after him. plus, it’s not an entirely meaningless stat – some guys have a knack for winning, so why should we discount whatever that is just because no one knows how to measure it? i’d say the measurement exists, and it’s win-loss %, it just doesn’t tell the whole story, just like any other stat doesn’t. great pitchers will find ways to win, like carlton winning 27 when that was about half of the team’s wins. you just have to look at it with some other info too – i usually look at a pitcher’s win percentage compared to his team’s win percentage – was it plus or minus?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's just one game

in other words, SSS. all pitchers lose 1-0 games. those are the aberration. if he pitches the same way over the course of the year, his w-l will reflect it. he’ll also get a win here and there when he doesn’t pitch too well.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

an elite pitcher doesn't need league-average run support to win

could be the more runs the offense scores, the fewer innings he pitches – just take him out. so in tighter games he’s likely to pitch longer, which racks up all the other numbers for him. also, with a big lead he’s likely not pitching the same as in a tight game, which generally would up his whip and probably era, because he’s just getting outs. so for his overall numbers to look at for cy young and such, a 1-0 loss probably helps him more -or at least is neutral – than an 11-5 win where he’s just throwing strikes.

just saying the sword cuts both ways, and w-l % as compared to team w-l% is just another number probably as indicative as any other of the numerous measurements.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

No. Sure doesn't need league-average run support to win.

Just any run support at all.

And Adam probably wouldn’t come out of a game early unless it was a blow-out. He typically works late into the game and throws 100+ pitches. He comes out early when he’s not doing well.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 26, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

the easiest/best way to refute this is that pitchers on really bad teams are much more likely to not have a good win-loss record

but still have great stats in all other categories. win loss is too connected with the offense.

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, i forget what his record was

but if you look at greinke’s w-l % last year and compare it to the team’s, i bet it’s probably a gap worthy of a cy young (taking into account other numbers as well, of course). same with lincecum, or carp. they will win at a greater rate than their team. it’s as good a number to look at as any other of the 20 or so numbers to look at.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

For a career, yes, for a season no

Run support varies to much between pitchers on the same teams as chalk said above.

by vivaelpujols on May 26, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

are there cy young winners who have not exceeded their

team’s w/l % – starters? or someone you think got jobbed of a cy? i’d bet they all do. so that has to say something, as much as any other number. i’m just saying, look at all the numbers, pick a cy winner, and THEN look at his w/l % relative to the team – i’d bet 95-100% are in the positive.

as far as run support, i addressed that above. when given a huge lead, that will tend to hurt your other cy-young numbers because you pitch differently and therefore give up hits and runs for outs.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Probably not.

But that doesn’t exactly make it a great metric for e.g. determining Cy winners. For example, Luke Hochevar is 4-2 this year, and Greinke is 1-5. Should Hochevar be a Cy Young contender? Should Greinke not be?

by chalk on May 26, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

as i said -

reading comprehension should really be mandatory here – as i said, go ahead and determine your cy winner based on all the other numbers, and then look at his w/l % relative to the team, and i guarantee you it will be a positive 95-100% of the time. you are trying to make w-l % the sole determining factor of the cy, when it carries only equal weight to things such as era, fip, whip, k’s, etc. is there one single number you would like to base the cy young on, because that’s what it sounds like?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah
it carries only equal weight to things such as era, fip, whip, k’s, etc.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

and
is there one single number you would like to base the cy young on, because that’s what it sounds like?

WAR would do a pretty god job

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know enough about WAR calculation for pitchers

i know i wouldn’t put much stock in it for mvp for position players, though – i sometimes see guys with pretty equal values that are leagues apart.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'll have to wait till some are pointed out for their

extraordinary war that i get a chuckle out of because otherwise i pay no attention to that stat – of course i’m not handing out contracts. zobrist may be one that comes to mind – wasn’t he really high last year? i like him, he’s a nice player, but i couldn’t imagine if i sat here and made a list of 50 players who are the best in the game that he’d be anywhere on it. i like lopex, but i’d take zobrist in that role for sure. (and i could be wrong, but i thought he had a high number – in any event, i see them all the time, so i’ll start taking note – the projections for war are probably what get me the most, though, tbh, because some are rather ludicrous)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

WAR doesn't tell you who is the best in the game

WAR tells you who performed the best. Zobrist had a fucking amazing season last year (although I agree he was overrated by FanGraphs WAR because UZR had him a lot higher than he probably was but that doesn’t make the stat bad, just that one data point bad).

Read my post on hitter WAR here before dismissing WAR because it seems ludicrous to you please.

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/2/7/1299338/viva-el-war-part-1-hitters

And remember than FanGraphs WAR does not equal WAR in general.

by vivaelpujols on May 26, 2010 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok. i'm going to read that
like i said elsewhere, it's probably going to take me a few reads, so i'll get back on that.

and i didn’t realize that fangraphs war could be different from others, and fangraphs is probably what i’m most familiar with. are fip, xfip etc. standard, or do they also vary?

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 4:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

you probably did

but if you didn’t see, rWAR is available at B-R now

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by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

So do you think W-L should be weighted equally with WHIP, for example?

You’re not willing to accept that something like ERA, FIP, WHIP, K/BB, or any other stat is in any way superior to W-L as a metric? It’s clear that Cy winners have good W-Ls. They’re also good pitchers. That doesn’t mean that W-L is predictive of actual pitching quality as well as the other metrics.

by chalk on May 26, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think w/l differential doesn't need to be predictive

we are talking about past performance when awarding a cy. i think the differential does have significance in looking backward, yes.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think RBIs should be weighted equally with OPS+ or wOBA

in determining the best hitters. W-L % is similarly flawed because it is overly dependent on factors not under the player we’re measuring’s control.

by chalk on May 26, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

again, it is the differential

if a guy is 15-14 on a .350 winning team, that is far better than a guy who is 17-11 on a .700 winning team. the second guy has the better personal w%, but the first guy, all things equal, would get my vote because he is a positive in relation to his team whereas the second guy is a negative.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

how are you determining w/l %?

did the guy who has a 17-11 record pitch 28 or 35 games? because the difference between the two is between .500 and .600. a team either loses or wins a game. a pitcher has three options. however you figure the ratio, it should be fairly clear there is no good comparison between a win percentage for a pitcher and for a team.

let’s say instead that pitcher A is great but finishes 9-14 on a .350 winning because he gets a bunch of no decisions because the bullpen blows leads like there’s no tomorrow. your metric is not going to capture that. and poor run support and bad bullpen days are sufficiently random you’re going to see wide variation in the course of the season.

i know a few sites track run support for each pitcher; it would be interesting to see bullpen ERA per pitcher tracked to follow the variation. like, the cards’ bullpen had an ERA of 4.25 for waino, but 5.00 for carp, etc.

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by tom s. on May 26, 2010 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i like your last point there

i just checked run support last year in the carp vs. lincecum debate (they were equal, iirc, and lincecum had a better defense – though that’s overall and not particular to him – so i figured he wouldn’t have won more games had he pitched for the cards, as some had suggested, but i never considered the bullpen aspect. that would factor into the pitchers’ era too, if the relievers stranded the runners at different clips. good point, and for a single year shouldn’t be too hard to look at, even just pulling from game logs i guess.

as for your first point, i was just assuming all else being fairly equal as far as starts and ip and such, because otherwise that would likely decide it right there, as last year when carp missed time.

thanks for that suggestion though, and if anyone reads this and knows a simple way to find “bullpen support” please let me know.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 7:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, there may be some effect of "pitching to the score" but that is DWARFED by the effect of "my team scored only 1 run but I still lost because I am not superman"

Lincecums winning percentage last year was 125% better than his teams. Assuming a league average team, that means a .627 winning percentage and a record of 14 and 8. His actual record was 15-7, so he actually gets hurt by the team adjustment.

by vivaelpujols on May 26, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't really understand that

take lincecum’s w-l%, subtract the actual w-l % of the team, and you have your number. fwiw, carp had the biggest gap last year between personal and team w/l% with the same run support and defense (sf a little better i believe) as lincecum. that’s just one number in the debate.

(i don’t get your assumption of league average team, because we have actual w/l% numbers to go by)

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

But that number doesn't mean anything

Okay, great, Carp was +.3 last year. Super!

What I’m doing is adjusting Carp’s record over his teams record to that of an average team. You always want to use indexes rather than differentials as those tend to break down in extreme situations.

by vivaelpujols on May 26, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is probably over my head, vep

sorry man.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Join the club.

He blows my mind with something on a regular basis.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 26, 2010 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not at all

Lincecum’s winning percentage was .681 last year. The Giant’s winning percentage was .543 last year. Lincecum was 125% better than the Giants at winning ball games. If you take that 125% and adjust it to a league average team, you get a .625 winning percentage. A .625 winning percentage in 22 decisions (15+7) is a 14 and 8 record.

by vivaelpujols on May 26, 2010 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

his winning percentage was a little better

because his team’s was better than league avg?

just so you know, i had to read your “ground-breaking” article on hanson three full times, and all the comments the same amount, to feel i had a decent grasp of it. so i can come off as difficult, as i am, but sometimes it’s just trying to figure some stuff out, sort of by fleshing it out.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't call the article groundbreaking

More complicated.

Anyway, it’s pretty simple. The Giants had 88 wins last year, so Lincecum’s record was worse compared to that than to a standard 81 win team.

by vivaelpujols on May 26, 2010 4:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh, well i don't know

i don’t read a lot of articles like that to know what’s out there, but according to the red reporter saber guy who linked me to it in the first place, it was sort of new and exciting stuff.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

and if he piches the same way

over the course of the year for the yankees or the phillies, his W/L is going to be a lot different. it’s a team stat, not a pitcher stat

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by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is the difference between his w/l percentage and the team's

i am talking about!!! a guy with a .600 w/l % on a team with a .700 w/l% is not as impressive as the guy with a .550 w/l % on a team that has a .400w/l%. the differentials are one other number that can be thrown into the mix when determining cy.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

2009

giants won 54.3% of games

tim lincecum
W in 46.9% of his starts (86.4% of team W%)
W in 68.2% of his decisions (125.6% of team W%)

2005
cards won 61.7% of games

chris carpenter
W in 63.6% of his starts (103.1% of team W%)
W in 80.8% of his decisions (131% of team W%)

i think pitching on good teams have a larger advantage. even if there is a correlation, there are so much better stats at quanitfying pitcher performance

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by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

but that gets you into the javier vasquez territory

of great peripherals, but as ozzie called him, a loser. this is just one more number to add some context. not a big deal – to each his own. we all have different evaluation tools – it’s just one other i use, and has been pretty effective.

i won’t use names, but there are pitchers in college (and before) that just won, and i’ve always been drawn toward them. similarly there are hitters who hit .300 no matter what level it is, and guys hitting .500 who you see go down to .400 the next level and then .300 and then .200 as they move up. yet i like that guy who was hitting .300 over the guy on his team hitting .500 because that’s just what he’s going to do, where the other guy, in this case, you don’t value nearly as highly from the get-go.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

a little projection for hitters

two guys at the same level, one hitting .500 and the other hitting .300. i might pick that .300 guy to hit that at every level going forward, and it happens. i might say that .500 guy is the lesser hitter, and will drop like an anchor going up, and it happens. projections wouldn’t work exactly that way, but without watching them and having that basis to go on, if one just looked at numbers and wanted to project them (MLE’s etc), it would have been a mistake.

brandon wood of the angels is a good example, although the angels always knew it, lots of folks looked at his minor-league numbers and projected them while ignoring the flaws that wouldn’t translate at all against a higher level of pitching. some guys have just enough to impress at a level, but it’s very tenuous, and they are overpowered at the next.

i was comparing some pitchers to that. they don’t blow you away with their stuff, but at every level they find a way to win while guys with much better stuff (let’s call it peripherals, to analogize and draw vasquez back in) just don’t seem to be able to get it done against the same competition – get it done as in winning.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

not sure if arbitrary is the right word

i think last night it was pretty clear which pitcher got the win and which got the loss. i understand what you’re saying, because waino certainly pitched well enough to win, and 90% or more of the time, if he gave up only a run, he would get the win. of course, there are other times where he picks up a win when he’s not so good, and maybe the other pitcher was better. it’s the nature of every sport – sometimes you can play great and still lose, and sometimes you can play poorly yet still win.

the goalie in hockey is similar to the pitcher in baseball in that he takes the win or loss on his record, and i guess ties in hockey would be like a no-decision in baseball. each is the player most responsible for whether his team wins or loses games, in general. starting qb’s in the nfl also have w-l records, and you could say the same about them – it is the most important position. everyone understands that there’s a whole team involved in an outcome, like last night the offense didn’t score at all – the best waino could have gotten in that scenario is a no-decision, but he did give up one run whereas garland didn’t. garland earned the win, and waino earned the loss, whether deserved or not.

if waino pitches 10 games in a row and gives up one run in each, he will likely be 9-1, with the one loss an outlier of sorts. same if he then pitches 10 games in a row giving up 7 runs in each. he’ll probably be 1-9 for that stretch. so after 20 games he’d be 10-10, which you’d expect.

last night was just a tough-luck loss, like a hitter smoking four line drives in a game right at people and going 0-4. tough-luck losses can also be of the 3-2 or 4-3 variety, but we could also say the victor had a tough-luck win, such as garland last night.

getting back to the “arbitrary” point, i think awarding of wins/losses merits some review, as far as how they are determined. one change i’d like to see that comes immediately to mind is, for direct example, when the reliever comes in top of the ninth and blows the save, then the team wins in the bottom of the ninth, the starter (or whoever the pitcher of record is at that point) should be awarded the win rather than the reliever, who in fact failed. there are probably several such scenarios folks can come up with, so that by altering the scoring rules the “win” and “loss” designation might be more reflective of what happened, and more meaningful. they’ve changed the save rules of scoring, and even added holds, so i don’t know why it would be a big deal to take a look at the scoring of wins and losses. that wouldn’t change last night, of course, because sometimes you can pitch brilliantly and lose – sometimes you just have to tip your cap to the opponent.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i probably disagree

but i don’t really want to start thinking about quality fucking starts

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by cardball on May 27, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

than actually winning?

curious, how do you measure a team?

for pitchers there are a lot of ways, but the w/l differential with their team is one number to look at amongst all the others – IP, k’s, whip, fip, era, etc.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

getting what?

the differential? it is something to look at, and just as valid as any other single stat number. do you get that? i don’t care if a guy has 9 wins, i care about his % in comparison to his team’s. two totally equal pitchers – the one on the much better team should have a better % than the one on the much lesser team.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is just not a reliable stat

I think we have tried to convince using a number of different angles. sure, a win loss record CAN give you a general idea on how effective a pitcher is, but it is not a definitive way of gauging pitching prowess

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

obviously

there is no definitive way. we also know that. there is no one definitive way. so we look at a bunch of different stats (for awards and such – for evaluating talent it is eye-ball). this is just one of the many stats, and just as worthy as any single one, imo – and that’s all any of this is, because there is no definitive answer.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think I can state my definitive answer:

W-L is less worthy than many other statistics of being used to determine which pitcher is the best in the league for the Cy Young award.
I know that’s just an opinion, but I think it’s pretty well backed up by the facts.

by chalk on May 26, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have to agree with that.

There is just to much noise to a W or L. Too many things factor into it that the pitcher can’t control.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 26, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

a pitcher’s w-l is really meaningless. it needs to be looked at in the context of his team – in other words, differential – and in that, as a backward-looking stat, i think it is fairly clear that the best pitchers exceed their teams w-l percentage 95-100% of the time, which is a phenomenal percentage of accuracy for a statistic.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Differential, or adjusted W/L, is better than normal W/L yes

That doesn’t mean it’s better than just simply look at Run Average or FIP.

by vivaelpujols on May 26, 2010 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

not saying it is

(because i don’t know) – just seemed a lot of people thought i didn’t know that the awarding of a “win” to a pitcher is pretty meaningless, but i do know that – it is significant for a team, however, because it is the only significant thing, so i’ve just been trying to tie the two together in a meaningful way so we don’t have to abolish the win for a pitcher altogether, as chitown suggested.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes

win loss can be fun, I guess I should not have said to ban it! bans never work. we are just saying that it is the least indicative of stats of a pitcher’s talent

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 27, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

win/loss differential

a damn good pitcher will out-perform his team’s percentage over a large enough sample – kind of like out-performing your pythag – does anyone have a problem with pythag?

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by cardball on May 27, 2010 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's a number to look at

that’s a description of W/L i can agree with

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by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

excuse me while I change my signature again

this one is making me too superstitious

David Freese, LOBster killer

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

hey, he's leading the league in 2-out rbi's with that sig

that’s the definition of lobster killer. can’t get the rbi tonite if they walk you – yes, earlier in the game he could have.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

he is still kicking ass. he even took a walk when he could have easily struck out. I was kinda worried I’d jinx him, plus I am just sick of LOBsters in general and do not want to look at that word every time I post anymore

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Cardinal offense

f’n excellent pitching preformances in the ass since…
what seems like FOREVER!

by stxcardsfan on May 26, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

one thing I am pretty sure about

is that Matt Holliday will be worth more than Alf Soriano by the end of the year. just sayin.

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

he's still not close to a good defensive outfielder

but his range with the knee surgery and ongoing recovery is much better. he has a good left-field arm.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd still say Braun or maybe even Manny is better overall.

although that was said without looking at any numbers, so it’s probably utter bullshit.

by chalk on May 26, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

well i'd definitely take braun

manny i’d have to look at numbers.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

sori has been hitting better than any of our guys i think

he’s knee is much better now – he’s not limping. if we can’t score, i wouldn’t sleep on the cubs. the fucking padres score as many runs as us a quarter into the season? this doesn’t make sense.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by First mammal to wear pants on May 26, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

so,

where’s the middle of the order?

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by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

3 singles

i’ll definitely take it, but where’s the power?

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by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

did he have 3 singles?

he’ll always be able to hit for average, but the power numbers going back to last mid-july are a concern at this point.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

He killed the ball the second time

A pitch down in the zone, what do you want him to do?

by vivaelpujols on May 26, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's a good point

he stung the first one, too

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by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey, i like him stinging the ball (and also going the other way)

it’s been too few and far between. just saying that it’s a fair enough sample size dating back to last july that an 80 point drop from your career slugging is going to raise an eyebrow or two.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see why you would include last season's stats

Especially given that he hit for a ton of power in the beginning of the year.

by vivaelpujols on May 26, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

just to avoid the SSS talk

i put more stock in trending (over a reasonable enough period) than i do career numbers.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

if he rakes through mid-july

then that’s a full year (split between two seasons of course – but this could even be more telling than one single year) – if his numbers are near his career, and we know how fast pujols can up averages and percentages – then i’d be feeling a lot better, personally. if that 80 point drop still existed, however, after a full year, then i’d probably think something’s wrong.

i’m very biased, because he’s the greatest player i’ve seen, so i expect he’s going to go on a tear of unprecedented proportions. however, if i was a cold-blooded, dispassionate saber guy from maine, i’d be more circumspect, especially if i had to weigh in on a contract proposal that is make or break for a team for a decade. i’d definitely stall for more time.

(i’m developing an ulcer over this, i think, because i am torn between a player and the team he symbolizes. he’d sure make it easier if he’d just go on a rampage – tonite may have been step 1 of playing within himself…i keep telling myself)

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i think that's a little optimistic

but so am i when it comes to pujols, so it’s good to hear. at the same time, if someone is putting money on it, like maybe 200 mil, they probably prefer to wait it out a bit.

if by mid-july his slugging from mid-july last year is still down 80 points, would you be concerned at all? because i think if it is his obp will also drop thereafter when teams stop pitching around him.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

The saber projection isn't optomistic

It’s just what you’d expect Pujols to do given his performance over the past few years and aging. In other words, based off of Pujols’s past stats, here is how he would hit.

The only reason you’d expect him to over or underperform that projection is if you think he is a legimately worse player now that he was at the end of last year. I don’t think we can say that with any clartiy.

by vivaelpujols on May 26, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

well i hope the fuck not

i know they take age into account, and do their best with that with body type and comps and all – but injury is not something that is projected for, is it? especially something sudden and out of the blue.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

This may seem like a really dumb question

but how do they figure regression? My math skills suck anymore, and I wasn’t great to begin with. So in a “Regression for Dummies” way, throw it at me.lol

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 26, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok

there’s a lot of the projection stuff i’m figuring out – always been more on the talent evaluation side of the ledger – i can pick a racehorse, so to speak, but somebody else would have to project his times going forward, with track(park)-adjustments and aging and all – to use an inexact analogy.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

on vacation

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by First mammal to wear pants on May 26, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

they have a righty or lefty?

just wondering if it’ll be boog or schu.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

with you on that

just depends on if we face a righty or lefty i think

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

definitely a joy

he was so bummed for awhile though that it wasn’t. taking away a little playing time may have helped – he can’t wait to get out there, and he’s done well. if i was a pitcher, i’d want him there. if i was waino tonite, i probably want k’s – lopex at short and schu at second is, imo, about half the defense of boog at short and lopex at second. and i like schu just fine, just not sure that’s our best team with him in there. and really, if he’s not batting leadoff like tonite, his value decreases to me.

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by cardball on May 26, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody please explain to me how is that everytime Yadi has a man on 1st

he hits a weak grounder to the SS? But if he doesn’t have a man on 1st, he actually hits the damn ball? That has to be one of the most consistently bizarre things there is. It is virtually every damn time.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 26, 2010 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

he's been really clutch

maybe they have to be on 2nd or third?

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

hard to figure yadi

i thought he was having a fine offensive year, and then discover he near the bottom of wOBA for catchers.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I mean.

It is just bizarre.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 26, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

But he had a man on first

and hit a weak grounder to the SS.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 26, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

freeser was on first

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

He hit into 27 DPs last year

and he has hit into 7 so far this year.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 26, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I guess…might as well laugh about it, don’t see it getting any better.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 26, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey, but those short legs make him a better catcher...probably

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 26, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dorf on catching?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 26, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey vep,

since you’re here, can you explain a little better where these run values come from:

If we recast the run values of the most common events relative to the out (rather than relative to the result of an average plate appearance), we get the following:

HR 1.70, 3B 1.37, 2B 1.08, 1B 0.77, NIBB 0.62.

maybe this isn’t the best state of mind in which to be trying to figure out linear weights

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

okay the run values come from looking at how many runs scored on average in an inning after a particular event

So, after each double, like 1.08 more runs were scored in the inning on average compared to when the batter made an out.

I think that’s right.

by vivaelpujols on May 26, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's what i got out of this
The empirical approach to Linear Weights is closely related to the concept of Run Expectancy. To generate the weights, some sample of data (often all plays in a given league-year, or over the course of several years) is analyzed. The change in run expectancy on each play is calculated as follows:

Change in RE = Final RE – Initial RE + Runs Scored on play

For example, take the case of a grand slam with 2 outs, using this RE Table. The initial RE is for the bases loaded, 2 out state (.815 runs). The final RE is for the new state, which is bases empty, 2 outs (.117 runs). Four runs scored on the play, and thus the value of the play was .117 – .815 + 4 = 3.302 runs.

After doing this process for each play, the results are averaged to produce the Linear Weight values. This procedure will result in out values that will estimate runs above average (or in other words, the sum of the product of the coefficients and the frequencies of each event will be zero). In order to estimate the total number of runs scored, to the coefficients of events which include outs (i.e. a strikeout, caught stealing, double play, etc.) must be added 1/3 of the expected run total for the inning (equivalent to the bases empty, no outs run expectancy) for each out on the play.

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by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh cool tango tiger.net

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by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just got some new smokes

Organic American Spirit filtered smokes. Holy Shit! These things gave me a huge nicotine buzz. I couldn’t even finish one.

by FlimtotheFlam on May 26, 2010 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah

American Spirits are br00tal

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I either tried those a long time ago or something similar

I think I went back cowboy killers pretty quickly.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 26, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I smoked Camel non-filters for a while.

Those will take some years off ya. I quit a couple of years ago, didn’t want to but did anyway. Glad I did it, but hate it at the same time. At nite especially I jones like a mofo.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 26, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't smoke a whole lot tbh

have like 2 or 3 a day, unless I am drinking, then it is more like 10 lol

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish that was how I did it.

I’ve gone thru a pack while drinking,.easy. Wouldn’t be able to breathe the next day.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 26, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I used to do the whole pack thing in a night while drinking

but I would get the most horrible headaches the next day, and decided to curtail my urges. it just is not worth the chain smoking. btw, DO NOT START SMOKING EVER AGAIN! lol. it is pretty much worthless

I'll leave this to Lao Tzu

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 26, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I have no intention to start again.

Not to say that stress may drive me to now and again but the last time I tried it, it sucked.lol

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 26, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

and this is why we don't make predictions before a game.

now to find out how many unicorns I need to withstand Strauss.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on May 26, 2010 9:19 AM EDT reply actions  

this is probably my fault

sorry, waino

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 26, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

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