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Game 25 Open Thread - Cinci @ StL 1:15pm

The Cardinals picked up the win yesterday in what felt like a poorly played game especially in the late innings. Colby Rasmus had what can only be described as a terrible day combining some terrible throws with three strikeouts.  Looking over gameday, he was fooled by a couple sliders but for the most part it looks like the ump had the zone about right. It was just one of those days for Rasmus. The poor throw narrative seems to be taking on a nasty life of it's own. There shouldn't be much concern about the arm that once made him a top flight high school pitcher and long earned glowing reviews in the minors. It's simply an aspect of the game in the majors that either has fully developed or we've seen a smattering of negative anecdotal evidence. Either way, not a long term concern.

Star-divide

Not long after offering Blake Hawksworth some praise, he proceeds to lose command walking a batter and allowing a hit. Both baserunners would come around to score. I'd say he was overly reliant on the fastball in the game and I wonder if he was feeling comfortable with the changeup. Either way, it showcases the concerns that I've had with Hawksworth the reliever -- if his command of his changeup is off, things seem not to end well. His other secondary pitches aren't great and the fastball by itself is .... well, not ideal.

Dennys Reyes offered little in the way of help which set the stage for Ryan Franklin to be the hero of the game. Give LaRussa credit for calling in what he perceives as his best pitcher prior to the 9th. That's the way it should be done. Franklin would proceed to retire all four batters he faced and strike out two of them.

Lost in the late game ups and downs is just how fantastic Kyle Lohse was. 7 innings, 8 strikeouts, 5 hits and 1 ER. The strike zone seemed a little liberal early in the game but Lohse's command and control were much improved than what we've seen in recent weeks. He did a nice job of getting inside on the Reds hitters but for me the key was the superb job of mixing pitches.  Switching from fastball to slider was a recipe for success yesterday.

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The only other thing I want to touch on from yesterday's game is the continued mileage that Dusty Baker places on young pitcher's arms. Obviously Dusty is doing something right in the dugout. He's managed some excellent teams and has been hired by three different front offices. He's often referred to as a player's manager. That said, letting Homer Bailey pitch to Pujols and get bit on pitch 121 is negligent. Bailey is still a young pitcher with relatively little big league success. The logic behind leaving him in there at that point escapes me. Bailey's command deteriorated as the game went on forcing him to grove some pitches and when he went back to the fastball well one last time, it was dry. It's poor managing but even more perplexing is that it seems Baker is incapable of learning how to prevent this problem or break the habit. I just don't get it.

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The Cardinals will send Chris Carpenter to the mound to face Aaron Harang. Harang has been terrible this year getting hit hard and giving up a lot of HRs. Some of that is bad luck (his HR/FB% is 20; a normal rate is 10%) but he doesn't seem to have found his pitches to date. Harang has been an under appreciated pitcher in the past posting 4+ WAR seasons from 2005-2007 but he's not that pitcher anymore.

Chris Carpenter is well, healthy, and it seems that whenever he's healthy, he's really good.  Outside of the atrocious Milwaukee start, Carpenter has posted 4 quality starts. He's got a 3:1 strikeout to walk rate and a fluky homerun rate that's sure to come down. The only tidbit that worries me is his fastball is coming in about 2 miles slower than last year. It's early in the season so he may not be at full arm strength but that's what I'll be keeping and eye on moving forward. Carpenter has the assortment of pitches to be useful without a fastball but a dominant Chris Carpenter features a heavy, hard fastball.

Game time is 1:15 CDT on Channel 5 KSDK locally.

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Carp and Lohse

I still have high hopes for Lohse. Not willing to write off that contract. I think he will end up earning his $41 million over four years and assuming he doesn’t have any more freak injuries, he seems like the kind of pitcher who will give you 200 innings every year with few blow-outs.

Carp’s drop off worries me more. He was quoted last year as saying he needed to do an insane amount of work to keep his arm strong — maybe that routine has been hard to maintain. At any rate, he’s still a top flight pitcher, just not Cy Young.

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by The Duke on May 2, 2010 8:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I think

It’s still too early to draw any solid conclusions from the season so far. I think philosophical differences might be something we can observe and dissect, but as far as performance, it’s a bit too young of a season.

I think Carp will hit his stride soon.

by pbg222 on May 2, 2010 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, to a point.

It’s still early, but Carp’s command struggles with the Fastball, and subsequent reliance on his breaking stuff, terrifies me. It’s not like he’s a young kid with no history of arm troubles… having issues with the heat and going to a higher percentage of curves is not a good thing for him.

I’ll be checking anxiously at this game today, hoping for signs that he’s working off the fastball like he has in the past. He’s gotten strikeouts with the off speed stuff the last few starts, but…

On Lohse, I’m still on the fence a bit. I never really liked Lohse when he came over from Minnesota, and still don’t like him for the money we paid him. Irrational? Maybe. I think the money spent could have been put to better use at the time. But since the money is spent, there’s no point in quibbling over it, and he could well justify the contract (even though I still think the money could have been better used elsewhere), if continues to pitch like he did yesterday.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Carp just needs a friendly consult

from Smoltz.

On a serious note though, I think the struggles with the fastball are a legitimate concern, I just think it’s a bit early to remove him from the ranks of the Cy Young caliber after such a small sample. I think it’s early struggles, and he will return to form, it just happens to be at the beginning of the year. There was a post a couple days ago that very astutely stated this month just seems so significant because of the isolation of one month. Colby will have more days like yesterday, Skip will rebound, Albert will most likely strike out less, and Holliday will wear $34 shoes.

As far as Lohse is concerned, I agree that the money could have been spent more wisely, or in different places, but I think if he is our least favorite contract…. We’re pretty lucky. We don’t have an albatross contract, I think he will be close to that valuable, and with starting pitching, we could have done a lot worse. Look at Zito’s contract, granted thus far he has been brilliant, but over the life of the contract? Not so much. Zito also brings me back to Carpenter….

Carp might not have the masterful stuff of some other pitchers, but his focus/grit/toughness/bad-assness/whatever you want to call it, will probably be on the up swing during the middle/end of a long season. There were games last year that he won when he didn’t have his best stuff, I have faith he’ll continue to be a stud.

Also – Luggage.

by pbg222 on May 2, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No disagreement on the bad contract

But at what point should we stop bitchin’ about it, and let bygones be bygones? He is, after all, a Card’s pitcher, and I will root for anyone with BOB on their uniform. Ok, I am not quite rooting for Stav to stay on the roster, but I do root for him at the plate.
My point is simply that we dissociate the Lohse of the bad contract from the Lohse, the Card’s #4/5 starter.

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by totalloser on May 2, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

This

Is my exact feeling. Intellectually, we can quantify his year after the season, and post season GoB willing, in the context of the contract. But, when he goes out there to throw, I look at him as #26 on my favorite team and root for him to go 9 perfect innings. I don’t root for him to validate his tax bracket.

by pbg222 on May 2, 2010 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

he won’t be worth his deal, but then again he’s probably our 5th best SP at the moment. I’m not sure anyone outside of New York or Atlanta have as good a pitcher in their #5 slot, so in that respect, you could even argue he’s a bit of a plus for the team.

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by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Carp as enforcer is a substantial plus for the team.

and apparently has been so for a while.
with more of the mafia coming up, someone has to be the bad cop to Waino’s good cop.

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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

unless you meant 'bit' in the British sense

in which case, yes.

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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's doing about what I figured he would do.

That being said, he is better than most any of the other 5th starters in the league. He may not be worth what he is being paid, but the club offered it to him. He would’ve been an idiot to turn it down. I am trying to see past the contract, as the contract isn’t his fault.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ya

If my employers offered me four times the money I was making, and probably worth, I would take it in a heartbeat. I would work my ass off to feel like I EARNED that money, but I damn sure wouldn’t turn it down. A pay check like that pays for college for my little lady.

by pbg222 on May 2, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

and I think we, as Cardinals fans, tend to lose sight of the fact that sometimes you gotta pay for pitching, even if its not spectacular pitching. Sure, we pay Carp 16 mil, but by now we’ve become so accustomed to Dave Duncan reanimating scrap heap throwaways that any semi long-term pitching contract had a good chance of disappointing.

by mattyp on May 2, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

they did actually talk about baseball in the overflow thread.

amazing but true

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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 8:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Colby's OF throws

Either didn’t or couldn’t get his body behind them. Also needs work hitting the cutoff man.

Who’s job is it to teach OF throws? Secret Weapon?

by gocards62 on May 2, 2010 9:15 AM EDT reply actions  

On one throw

he clearly was fooled by the batted ball. He was wrong-footed and almost stabbed at the catch. That could have had a lot worse consequences than just a missed cutoff man, and the poor mechanics of the throw were secondary.

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by StanTheManFan on May 2, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

having watched a year and a bit of colby

nothing so far his dissuaded me that he simply has a really weak arm. I’m not necessarily sure why any more theories are necessary. He can’t throw it very hard, and so, to get it anywhere near the catcher from the OF, or even anywhere near the 2Bman from the warning track, he has to try to absolutely crank it, and so he loses accuracy and often puts a real fade on throw (as seemed to occur yesterday). Even then, it still seems to one- or two-hop before it reaches its target. I have no faith in him gunning down anyone from the OF, compared to Holliday (who I’d say isn’t far off average) and Luddy (who is very good).

Simply put, I just think the minor league scouting reports that suggested he had a good arm were wrong. Whilst it’s possible to build arm-strength and improve technique, I’m not sure he’s going to find it easy to “learn” to throw better or improve the strength and accuracy of his throwing in a busy major league season. Simply put, he’s going to have a bad OF arm, at least in my opinion.

FWIW, I think OF arm strength is (by the average fan) badly over-rated in terms of its importance and you can easily be a good-to-elite CF or even RF with a pretty mediocre arm. Simply put, range, route to the ball and sure-handedness are far more important.

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by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with you completely

Nothing I have seen from Colby in the last year+ suggest that he has anything but a noddle arm. As far as all the skills needed from an outfield this one is at the bottom.

But sure is fun watching a player get gunned down at the plate.

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

greatest Ankiel-as-CF moment

gunning down two Rockies at third in one series

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

But if teams decide to test him that’ll mean more throws. More throws could equal more errors. More errors will equal more bases and turn him into an average defender pretty quick.

It’s scary when baserunners can score from third on a glorified pop-up.

by dugmartsch on May 2, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's going to have to get rid of the ball faster.

If he had thrown the ball in as soon as he caught it, the runner doesn’t score.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

is it me, or is he throwing like Holliday?

these guys have got to get rid of the ball closer to Boog-speed.

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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, That is one area that i haven't been overly impressed with.

It’s almost an attitude of “I caught the ball, what more do you want?”

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday has at least shown some improvement

which is what I really wanted to see from him, defensively.

(though on a side note, I’m not sure that side of the field has synced up with Boog quite yet. Matty is a touch better, he did call him off yesterday. all the 2Bs and possible 2Bs, plus Colby, have played with Boog before. the balls will be gobbled, they’re just not going to look smooth out there.)

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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think his arm will prove to be average

Maybe slightly below average. But as far as how important arm strength is, I agree completely.

Tony Gwynn would be a good example who didn’t have great arm strength but worked on it over the course of his career.

by pbg222 on May 2, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rasmus was clocked with an 90+mph fastball in high school.

There’s solid evidence to suggest that he has a strong arm. Human psychology predisposes us to remember very few (but emotionally significant or seemingly noteworthy) instances that color our entire perception of something. The objective evidence from the past disagrees with Rasmus having a noodle arm.

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by azruavatar on May 2, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

chances are we’re just taking one off day as an excuse to find something new to worry about.

by chalk on May 2, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sorry az, but the preponderance of anecdotal evidence over the past year in the big leagues are all I care about.

correct me if I’m wrong, but we’re not in small sample size anymore. if we’re just accentuating the negative, then find me a throw where he did it right.

this is one guy we’re scrutinizing on the game threads, and unlike some players, we’re looking hard to see all the things he does right. with that logic, we’d be finding more positive instances standing out in our memory.

I accept that this is one bad day. I’m more concerned about the instincts that he has, and the performance that he’s going to have. but even then, I want to see him do it right, at this level.

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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

 I don’t think that he has a bad arm, not great but not bad. The play was a confused Little Leaguer play not a paid professional. Every kid in Little League is taught, or should be, to fire the ball back in from the outfield with runners on board. His brain went blank and it cost a run and extended the inning.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

personally, I'm more concerned with his instincts than his physical abilities

he’s a frickin’ superboy out there, and he’s not to OMS yet.

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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

From last season I can remember his arm looking very good.

I’d say our current OF arms grade something like Ludwick, Rasmus, Jay, Holliday, Stav.

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by hazel on May 2, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but where's the play?

i’m from missouri; show it to me.
i mean, in this case, it’s not about samples, it’s about me remembering a zero amount vs. a nonzero amount. as much as I don’t want it to be true, I’m gonna go with the nonzero amount. I’ve asked, this year and last, the question “does Colby have a plus arm?” why would I ask a fool question like that, more than once.

i am currently going through mlb’s highlights, and I have yet to see a throw past second base. (which given how iffy Brendan Ryan is as a cutoff man, might be a hole to worry about.)

prove me wrong. I would be pleased to be wrong.

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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're probably right

that his arm hasn’t been that great, but what’s the big deal? it’s not the most important part of outfield defense, let alone overall performance.

by chalk on May 2, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but the argument is

psychologically, we must be mistaken because of his high school numbers.

okay, you can’t weight anecdotal evidence as much as other evidence. that’s fine. but dismissing it out of hand as “it’s all in your head, he’s obviously a plus arm” is rather illogical, when you can, through the magic of the internet, find the evidence.

quite frankly, I don’t care about his potential or his overall picture. he can’t go any higher. he’s a starting centerfielder in the Major Leagues, and I don’t think it’s unreasonable to evaluate him like one.

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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

'cause the thing is

other teams are looking at this and saying, “Hey, there’s a hole we can punch in the Cardinals’ defense.” the smart managers and smart players are going to test it.

that’s kind of important, right?

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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you're being a bit too negative

if they were thinking that
wouldn’t it have started last year?

I don’t recall for sure, but it didn’t seem like there was a lot of naysaying about his arm last season

by chalk on May 2, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

My argument is that there's hard evidence your eyes are wrong

and only your eyes to prove your right.

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by azruavatar on May 2, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m from missouri; show it to me.

i will fucking punch you

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by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i probably should have just posted the avatar pic

much better effect

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by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

he obviously doesn't give a fuck

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by cardball on May 2, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

This feels like utter overreaction to me.

He has looked good to me, and since I didn’t watch yesterday, I haven’t decided the sky is falling today. You watched yesterday, you think the sky is falling today, therefore SSS.

I’d love to “prove” you wrong, except that you’ve got your finger on the scale. You’re unwilling to accept the evidence (resident prospect expert Azru, scouting reports, other peoples anecdotes, radar gun, UZR, etc.).

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by hazel on May 2, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

his best throws have come from charging the ball on the ground

on the flies it’s a matter of not getting behind the ball. this is something he can and should definitely improve – who’s the OF coach? would be nice to have someone like van slyke around.

i re-watched that throw he made toward the reds dugout yesterday, and though obviously way off target, from the side view it did look like it was humming as it crossed the third base chalk line. the throw albert had to cut was another matter, thrown flat-footed by a surprised colby – that was the irritating one, imo, even more so because i love the kid, and was disappointed by his lackadaisical attitude.

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by cardball on May 2, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't understand why 1 year in the bigs

is better/more convincing that the previous 5 years of scouts praising his arm. The bad defensive wrap on Rasmus used to be his range and there was questions as to whether he’d have to move to right field.

The whole point I was trying to make was yes he’s made some really awful throws and his inability to get his body behind throws is baffling to me. (I think that’s 80-90% of the problem — him not getting behind and squaring up on throws.) But when you have some really awful throws, they stick in your head. Just like Ankiel’s really great throws to gun down runners. I don’t believe the human brain is capable of properly assimilating large quantities of evidence over long periods of time. When you say the “preponderance of anecdotal evidence” shows something, I’m immediately skeptical of any conclusion you come to.

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by azruavatar on May 2, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Sean Smith (CHONE & TotalZone creator)

looked at outfield arms in Feb. of 2009, he said the following:

Cardinal Colby Rasmus was +9 last year and has consistent ratings, for a total of +30 runs over four years.

I’m trying to be completely unbiased here but I think the argument that Colby has a bad arm is simply wrong and based in really poor sample size.

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by azruavatar on May 2, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

scratch that

that’s not an arm rating. I thought it was. I’m trying to find the arm rating data on THT but I haven’t seen it for 2009

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by azruavatar on May 2, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't find a THT article for 2009 arms

but UZR’s arm component has him as a positive in 2009. (SSS caveat applies)

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by azruavatar on May 2, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see your point, but I see more trade offs

Maybe I am opening up a can of worms, but I have a problem with

I don’t believe the human brain is capable of properly assimilating large quantities of evidence over long periods of time.
. I am not disagreeing that human memory is subject to perception and memory problems as well as bias in expressing the memories. But there are certainly significant error sources for quantitative analysis: quantization, measurement, human front end (e.g. defensive metrices). Also, there are many factors that are not quantifiable that perhaps are taken into account by the brain. I’ve worked in AI areas for the past 20 years (neural networks, expert systems, etc.) and IMHO, AI is still as dumb as ever compared with the human brain. Computers are great at number crunching, though. All I am saying is that let’s not completely toss out all humanly perceived evidence in favor of only quantitative data.

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by totalloser on May 2, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just to clarify

I am saying let’s both consider the significant evidence that Azru has presented (5 years of scouting data, high school pitcher data, other historical defensive metrices) along with Yadi2’s recent “annecdotal” perceptions of Colby’s throws. The two seem somewhat contradictory, but real world evidence is often messy and seemingly contradictory.

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by totalloser on May 2, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen many, many throws by Colby in the last year and then some...

And my problem is not so much his arm strength per se (I’ve seen some throws I thought were ok, and some looked weak, whatever) but he consistently fails to put himself in a good position under a flyball to make a strong, quick, accurate throw when he should know the runner is tagging and breaking for the next base.

He just doesn’t do it. He’s likely to be off-balance or floating when he catches it (or not coming forward), not in a good throwing position, and often (apparently) not cognizant or ready for the runner to tag.

It’s literally like he doesn’t recognize that he should do anything different in the process of catching the ball as between situations where there are or aren’t runners on base.

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 2, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thx, WMT

that was my original point

by gocards62 on May 2, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's what I'm seeing too.

some things about his footwork just never looked right, and I couldn’t put my finger on it.

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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he always seems to catch the ball

way over his head instead of, say, chest high were he can pump a good throw right away

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by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw him AAA back when he was struggling at the plate.

What I took away from that series was that he had a good eye at the plate and was excellent defensively. This was back when Felix Pie was the overhyped Cub prospect du jour. (Although, the I-Cubs fans had turned on him for his lack of hustle and perceived hot-shot attitude.) I came away very enthusiastic about Colby. His two best plays that weekend were throws. He cut down a runner at second on a gapper to left-center that the runner tried to stretch into a double. He also cut a runner down at home.

I was at the game yesterday and was dumbfounded by Colby’s poor fundamentals. In my opinion it was his positioning leading up to the catch that led to the poor throws. I don’t know that we can necessarily indict his arm strength based on yesterday. However, there was a lackadaisical approach that is unacceptable (especially if, as Colby stated, he expected Phillips to tag up and try for home).

TLR’s measured critique seems appropriate to me. Having McKay work with Colby on his pre-catch positioning ought to remedy the problem.

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by bgh on May 2, 2010 1:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i don't know what the conventional wisdom is on ARM runs, but fangraphs put colby's arm at +2.4 runs above average.

it’s not ryan ludwick (+5.4), but colby’s ahead of carl crawford and franklin gutierrez.

i’m not sure what the noise ratio is on ARM.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 3, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

circumstantial "evidence"

Jim Edmonds apparently saw zero baseball at the time of the Mickey Mouse interview. He later told Milwaukee press (IIRC… I can’t seem to find the article anymore, it might be archived) that one of the reasons for his return was from watching some of the young centerfielders, and thinking, man, I can still do better than that.

Colby played that night.

(In actuality, we have Albert to blame for being so, so generous.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 9:57 AM EDT reply actions  

that seems less like circumstantial evidence

Of colby’s incompetence than direct evidence of jim edmonds inability to judge objectively his own abilities.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 2, 2010 12:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

that's why there are quotation marks.

don’t make me do the gesture.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse...

After that horrid start in Arizona Lohse said he went back to his old wind up he used before his injuries last year.

WTF? What took so long? Hopefully from here on out he starts to pitch like the guy we signed.

On Carp he may just have a little dead arm. He went from not pitching while rehabing from surgery to throwing near 200 innings last year. Just a guess. But last year I remember seeing him dial it up to plus 95 a few times and he aint doing that right now.

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by Red Blazer on May 2, 2010 10:36 AM EDT reply actions  

I thought he dialed it up later in the season?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

He hit plus 95 quite a bit in the back half.

I remember it being worried about that he was over-reaching. I think it was TPG that brought it up. Which if he was worried about it, I might would put some credence to it. I had wondered then if it would have any lasting effect going forward, cuz he didn’t pitch that well in the NLDS . I think his last start of the year was un-Carpian.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

are we talkin' playoffs?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was reaching back for 97 whenever he needed it

He’s down almost 2 mph on average according to FG……..which is a huge drop.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on May 2, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

...is irrelevant in this context

Aside from that fact that we’re dealing with several hundred FBs already so it isn’t a SSS, when you measure FB velo you are measuring the actual skill itself not indirect estimations of it. There’s almost no error in that. It was safe to say his velocity was down only after his 87-92 mph start in Milwaukee.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on May 2, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously....

This board is getting ridiculous about “small sample size.” Every f’ing comment about an observation is not an attempt to use that observation, to the exclusion of everything else, as a basis for predicting future performance.

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 2, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on, i already recanted

at least wait until the next instance to rant about it

by chalk on May 2, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

no worries, it wasn't about you in particular

more of a general comment since the sample size retort has infected so many recent threads (for example – see earlier comments about Colby’s arm).

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 2, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

rectified

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

well I know you're all excited.

David Freese will don the Batman mask on the pre-game in 10 minutes.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 10:49 AM EDT reply actions  

nana nana nana nana...Ted!

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by Red Blazer on May 2, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh

well, I hope y’all got that. pretty good screenshot for future photoshop opportunities.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure i can look at rene knott any longer than needed

they invented jackets for that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

ouch, Boog.

 “Oh man… when you’re not hitting your weight, you better make the plays defensively.”
- Brendan Ryan

yeah, he knows.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 11:05 AM EDT reply actions  

To anyone with the At Bat app -

I’m in St. Louis. The free game of the day is the St. Louis game. Will I be able to watch it on my iPod Touch? Or will it be a blackout and rob me of the free game?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 2, 2010 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

also my guess

there are few forces stronger than MLB blackout rules

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert's bat

would be one of the few.

by pbg222 on May 2, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

but why is Joey Bombs completely out of breath after a couple of short sprints? Man, I love baseball, but that clip does nothing to dispel the notion that baseball players aren’t exactly peak physical specimens.

by mattyp on May 2, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

there were stairs too.

and they probably had him laughing for about half an hour beforehand.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards lineup per BJRains

Sunday lineup:
Schumaker 4
Ludwick 9
Pujols 3
Rasmus 8
Freese 5
Molina 2
Stavinoha 7
Carpenter 1
Ryan 6

by ubeddie on May 2, 2010 12:03 PM EDT reply actions  

as us all, i'm sure

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just remember

he’s Aaron Miles’ bigger brother :)

by gocards62 on May 2, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just b/c you pay a guy...

$17 million doesn’t mean he can work every day.

These off days are excessive. It’s May 2nd for cryin out loud…

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Cards don't get a lot of off-days going forward

we have a screwy schedule ahead, IIRC.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

tony is just cycling through

and giving all the core guys days off. yesterday, luddy and yadi, the day before, albert, today holliday. maybe tomorrow clby or freese

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

is philly next up?

colby will get his off day against a lefty, i suppose. i’d rather he sat today.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

SBN'ed

Maybe’s Skip’s coming around

His BB/K is now 12/11. OBP is higher than SLG (.317 / .295)

by gocards62 on May 2, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

what time is the game?

we are going and aren’t going to be downtown til 12.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 2, 2010 12:12 PM EDT reply actions  

115 start

you’re good *

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 2, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like the sig with this

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dreamy Joe is hurt, I see

not ours, the other one.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you watch the E:60 piece on him?

Seems like a genuinely good guy. I thought that was pretty cool.

by pbg222 on May 2, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

all 'em true minnesota boys are like that

i think it’s all the hot dish

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

lake wobegon effect

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on May 2, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually

the cold kills off the weak ones.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, I listened to him a lot

it was less entertaining above freezing, for some reason.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nature's way of thinning out the herd.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you're right

I have to friends from ‘sota and they are both the nicest people you’d ever meet.

by cloistermaximus on May 2, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

MUCH OBLIGED SIR

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on May 2, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm out

see you at the game

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by scoot on May 2, 2010 12:19 PM EDT reply actions  

If "baller" means "lucky."

He hits a lot of LDs and all, but this is the Bizarro Craig BABIP.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on May 2, 2010 1:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

he took all craig's BABIP

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

with an ice ray gun?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

excuse me while I shake a baby animal

this Heyward ROTY boot licking is sickening. FBBTN.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 12:33 PM EDT reply actions  

don't believe everything you read on the internet

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Heyward backlash is getting as boring as the hype.

Yes, lots of people made lofty comparisons (as sports writers and announcers are wont to do). But Heyward is pretty frickin awesome.

At 20y/o, and in his first month in the bigs, he leads the NL in WPA, has a .947 OPS with a .289 BABIP, and has played good defense. How can he not be the ROTY favorite at this point?

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 2, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

the part where they don't mention anyone else is maddening

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's impressive,

but if we’re talking ROY favorites, how is garcia not the favorite thus far?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree Garcia should be getting more pub....

But Heyward came into this year as the top prospect in baseball, and he’s living up to his billing. He had a big head start.

Garcia has been almost as valuable as Heyward so far (if, e.g., you go by fangraphs WAR), but he had/has nowhere near the name recognition and scouting pedigree Heyward had/has. So, it’s fair to expect that Garcia will have to perform at a high level over longer than 4 starts to start getting on people’s radar screeen. If he keeps it up, the publicity will come.

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 2, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh...
but he had/has nowhere near the name recognition and scouting pedigree Heyward had/has. So, it’s fair to expect that Garcia will have to perform at a high level over longer than 4 starts to start getting on people’s radar screeen.

that’s the part we’re pissed about. eff the storylines. report the effin’ game.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beaker needs more fatness.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on May 2, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

no comment.

JohnMarecek TLR says he’d squeeze with Yadi on third. #stlcards about 1 hour ago via Seesmic

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty

G-Dem

There is no manager in the game who has more respect for Pujols than Baker, who has been trying to figure out a way to get the three-time National League MVP out since 2001.
With his bullpen tired from the rain-delayed victory Friday night, and based on how well Bailey had pitched in this game, Baker elected to let Bailey pitch to Pujols. He did think about walking him intentionally, as he had done in the first inning, even with a runner on first.
"I wanted to give him a chance to get the win," Baker said about Bailey.
When Schumaker stole second, leaving first base open, Baker thought about the move again, and again decided to let Bailey try to retire Pujols, as he had done in his previous two at-bats.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because everyone knows that pitchers getting the win is what wins ballgames!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on May 2, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i saw that mentioned last nite at red reporter

they were not pleased with the strategy or statements.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone want my tickets for today?

2 seats, 263, Row 11. Shoot me an e-mail (it’s in my profile) and I’ll try to transfer them to you. I haven’t done the transfer thing before, so I apologize in advance if I screw it up.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

i want them

think i can make it to st louis in an hour?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course.

You have the Mr. Fusion reactor in your super-sonic hover car all full of banana peels and ready to go, right?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

any chance you made it to the 14-inning

affair at UFCU-Disch Falk Field last night?

wish i was back in austin – would’ve been a great game to catch.

by longhornscardinals on May 2, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have no idea what that is

i am kind of new and not very good at austin

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, it's texas' baseball stadium.

texas beat baylor in a 14-inning pitchers duel, which i’d refer to as epic if it weren’t for the cardinals-mets game. think it pushed texas’ winning streak to 19 games.

i left austin a few years ago, live in NYC now. love it here, loved it way more there.

by longhornscardinals on May 2, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's great

i’m about to have to move to SM, though for texas state

kinda sad to be leaving even though i’m not going far

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldn't be concerned...

san marcos is equally awesome. gorgeous weather, gorgeous campus, gorgeous girls, a fun nightlife, and you’re a hop, skip and a jump from austin. never lived in san marcos, but been there a ton of times – you’ll like it if you like austin.

restaurant recommendation: Palmer’s. place is real good, and not too pricey.

by longhornscardinals on May 2, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool, i will check it out

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

one other recommendation:

keep friends in austin so you don’t mistakenly drunk drive from austin back to san marcos.

cops love that stretch of road.

by longhornscardinals on May 2, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i actually went the other way drunken once on accident

i should have stayed at my friend’s house in san marcos that night

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I emailed you.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on May 2, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

They've been claimed!

Thanks.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Help!

I live in Syracuse NY. It seems apparent that Stephen Strasburg will be promoted from AA to AAA (us, yay!) after today’s start. This would put him on track to start Friday in a normal rotation. I know that once they announce the start the place will sell out in 5 minutes flat. Anyone know if teams usually keep pitchers on their regular rotation? I can buy myself tickets for all the weekend games, but I have about 10 friends that want in. Should I gamble now or not?

by sharpelbows on May 2, 2010 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

awww

though I can’t really take a rep seriously if he can’t spell “Bengie”

(Jason LaRue is a few months older than him.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 1:03 PM EDT reply actions  

he must have fixed it

cause he spelled it right for me

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 2, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, the tweet.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about the posey situation?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's always been big drama

Bengie was ready to teach him the ropes, but SF can’t figure if he should be up or down. which affects whether they continue to sign Bengie. I assume it’s the same-old same-old.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suck it Lohse haters

Just kidding.

But I did see that Lohse currently has a higher 2010 WAR (fangraphs) than pitching luminaries like Felix Hernandez, CC Sabathia, and AJ Burnett, as well as local faves Jaime Garcia and Chris Carpenter.

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 2, 2010 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Lohse has 5 starts;

Garcia has 4 starts. We can compare apples to apples after Jaime’s next start.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on May 2, 2010 2:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Baseball!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

oh. Randolph and Rick.

sadface.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

the legend of Freese continues

the first homer was to the Lafayette section

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

they'd come to the ballpark for the day, or something.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

motte always looks high. always.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

yes...?

Frankie talking about his “100%… 200%” and backing off of it is funny. expression on his face.
hey, it’s Smoltz talking about it.

and then KSDK blacks out from the sauce.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

randolph"

“you wanna go home with me tonight?”

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

dan and al reprieve today.

but i dont know if these two are any better.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

these two are absolutely worse

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

CDGAFAKSDK

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHA.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

K!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

striking motherfuckers out already.

i like it.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im still tired. Nice pitch Carp.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

12:57

52 pitches for warmup, says Horton.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

focus the camera, please

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

i want my i want my centerfield camera

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

KK!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I really think we're being overly paranoid about this

dude is older
dude pitched more innings last year than he had in a long time
dude is not coming off a intensive arm strength and conditioning regimen

maybe I’m wrong, but for now I’m just gonna enjoy the filth

by mattyp on May 2, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Carpenter guy is washed up.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on May 2, 2010 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Boy, if this is the 'new' Cris Carpenter

because Ricky Horton says it’s not the old one…me likey.

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by Ted Glover on May 2, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

well the old Cris Carpenter pitched till 1996

he is now a social studies teacher in Gainesville, GA.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeahhhh

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want to flag this whole thread

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Addicted

I think he looks more like he just came off a long bender

by pjp635 on May 2, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Section 158 row 10 seat 8

If carp gives up a hr blame it on the pregame crap at the stadium where they announced that starters haven’t allowed a hr in 20 plus innings.

Oh and Colby did an awesome butt wiggle while warming up to ’what’s your name’. I tried to get video but I failed

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on May 2, 2010 2:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

hahahahhaa

your valiant effort is appreciated

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

carpenter is not messing around today.

the look on his face is like “lets go, i dont have time for this shit.”

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

he's pissed off that he showed up

and the other team didn’t immediately concede.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

C'mon now.

We aren’t playing the Cubs.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

now

he’s just gonna have to do it the hard way

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rolen robs Pujols.

sniff.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe its staying the same

and you’re just getting weirder. In fact, I think that’s almost certainly it.

by mattyp on May 2, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

seem to remember him being pretty good there. would he be like 10 WAR if he was a third baseman?

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good question

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by Ted Glover on May 2, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

he could

I mean, he spent about two seasons in Oquendo camp and got himself a Gold Glove at first. I’m never worried about Albert’s D.

well. he might accidentally strangle Boog, if he played third.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

he used to play third

but it’s been a while

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. Never.

So I used to go by MilCardFan, but I was able to change my screen name. Because I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. Yeah.

by Ted Glover on May 2, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the D maybe

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not me.

He wanted out of Philly because he wasn’t happy there.
He wanted out of St. Louis because TLR hurt his feelings.
He wanted out of Toronto because it wasn’t close enough to home.

Phenomenal defensive player. Occasionally very good offensive player. At this point in his career, he shows that he wears down over a season.

From the outside looking in, he seems like a sourpuss who who can’t be happy anywhere long term.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 2, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he looks like Russel Crowe.

Doesn’t really add anything to the argument, but it’s true.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on May 2, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought we were going with Kevin Spacey

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, the eyes see what the eyes see.

I’ll stand by my eyes.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on May 2, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

it may depend on what you want

more wry humor, I’d go with Spacey
more action shots, I could see Crowe

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maximus Decimus Thirdbasemus

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by huja on May 2, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that 'I'm just sayin' segment on Ch 5

is pretty damn dumb. I’m just sayin’…

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by Ted Glover on May 2, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't they do that on SNL's Weekend Update already?

And just as unfunnily?

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on May 2, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

3Ks!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Mo spoke.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

the question is

did he say anything?

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 2, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I thought

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 2, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was like a melodious ocean as Carp K'd a m-fer.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No contract negotiations with Albert during the season

So, no.

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by Ted Glover on May 2, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rolen

was about to go back to the Cardinal’s dugout there…

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOGGGGGGG

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

BRENDAN RYAN. ARE YOU SH*TING ME

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp says

I’ll see your two strikeouts, Mr Harang, and bitch slap your hitters.

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by Ted Glover on May 2, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp is dealing

and the Harangutan is likewise

by madridbend on May 2, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Now I will forgive you if you go 0-4, Boog.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on May 2, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

ryan made the play look super easy.

by averagejoe on May 2, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

it still looks weird without his socks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

"You'll wanna put a star around that play"

wtf does that even mean, Randolph. Encapsulate that play in a star!

by mattyp on May 2, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

when scoring a game

you often make great plays on the scorecard with a star. otherwise, it looks just like a 6-3 putout

by averagejoe on May 2, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

he IS a crazy old coot

but i believe that’s what he was going for

by averagejoe on May 2, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's ok

he’ll screw up later.

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 2, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

Just fame that thing in a big ol’ star.

by chalk on May 2, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

sit down.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i want to make a fan post with all my pics from the arizona series

 but for now, i will just give you this:

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 2:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I would love to see that

if you have the time.

btw, one of those umpires is in law enforcement.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i will try to find the time this week

i also have this:

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

be still my heart

they can only hope to contain him.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

4K's in two innings

only 20 pitches thrown. Nasty.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 2, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carps got it today.

They should call him butter, because he’s on a roll!

Very good pitching.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

seems like lots of pitching duels this season

don’t make harang look good at pitching, offense. although he is handsome.

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2010 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't worry, we'll get to him later on.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or he has cataracts

Tough to tell

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by Ted Glover on May 2, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, holliday keeps stepping on the tube.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

My eyes are playing serious tricks on me.

I read that as ‘slipping on the lube.’ And had to re-read it. Twice.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

we have license to blame the man stew.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sure.

Let’s go with that.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lost it for a sec

back now

So I used to go by MilCardFan, but I was able to change my screen name. Because I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. Yeah.

by Ted Glover on May 2, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but it's back

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 2, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's KSDK

The production for Cardinals games have always been amateurish.

by blindmouse on May 2, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby glitches the Matrix.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on May 2, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, sounded familiar

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just noticed...

Freese is batting ahead of Yadi today.

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi's sick of him screwing up his steals.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this development.

I’d be pretty happy with it being permanent.

Skip
Luddy
Albert
Holliday
Colby
Freese
Yadi
Pitcher
Boog

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i prefer Freese ahead of yadi

but I don’t mind tony protecting the rookie by dropping him down.

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd honestly rather see

Albert 2nd, and Luddy 3rd, but even TLR wouldn’t do that. Conventional thinking wins out.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can only see one negative(?) in that lineup

it is very difficult to sacrifice Yadi to second with the pitcher. But sacrifices are annoying anyway.

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 2, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this is true.

But I still think it’d be our best lineup, unless TLR does some tinkering with the ‘heart’ of it.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

oh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

he always should, imo

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, what a pitch to take

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Because he haz a gudd eyez!!

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by Ted Glover on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese Ray!

Mac fist pump!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't think Freese qualified until I Wiki'd it
The current standard of 130 at bats, 50 innings pitched or 45 days on the active roster of a Major League club (excluding time in military service or on the disabled list) before September 1 was adopted in 1971.

He only had 31 ABs in 17 games last year, so I believe he still qualifies. Meanwhile, Mather’s 2008 MLB time disqualifies him (133 ABs, 54 games).

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on May 2, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

all Mather has is his good looks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese!

power to both fields!

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

now Freese is just making Albert look bad

good work batman

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

got a hearty butt slap from Joe

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what she said

So I used to go by MilCardFan, but I was able to change my screen name. Because I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. Yeah.

by Ted Glover on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

FREESE

SUCK IT, HATERS

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

are you kidding me with freese?

this is incredible!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Ice cold!

Freese pulls a HR

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FREEZE

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese!!!

Vroom vroom party starter!

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Red killer!!!

Hey Harang…

“You need to chill…”

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Ted!

THIS SPACE FOR RENT CALL 1-800-DOLLARS

by Red Blazer on May 2, 2010 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog asking Mac stuff.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp: "Thanks, boys. I got it from here."

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 2, 2010 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

how far did that one go

wasn’t opposite field either

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2010 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog is LIBERAL with the spray.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi

hits into a double play….

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

what talent

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

halladay is getting a rest today

thanks, rooney

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

err, randolph

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think Halladay pitched a couple nights ago.

He one-hit the Mets, did pretty good. He’s really prospering in the National League, now.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

chair has good wood

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

20% chance of rain means

80% chance the KSDK signal will suck

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by Ted Glover on May 2, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Im fairly sure that the KSDK signal suck percentage is higher than that...

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

good AB

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

MUTE MUTE MUTE

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Kill that commercial

never bring it back

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

commercials

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thirst Inning:

Lamest sponsored segment evar.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Stavinoha

Looked like he was going to Duncan that.

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

translation: he went to the Kentucky Derby

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

now he tells of sneaking his grandson into a ride.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait. wait. Cusamano is doing Ken Rosenthal's job, isn't he

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

BRENDAN RYAN

Shannon: Is he too much, or what?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

i think he's a fan

what was the statue of liberty thing?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i missed that

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

no you didn't

it was earlier in the season

something about standing on one hand one the top of the statue of liberty and throwing a strike to first

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohhhh that.

Shannon was more drunk then.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a lot of ROY contenders...

Garcia, Freese, Niese, Leake, Escobar, Ike Davis, Colvin… The race for second is going to be interesting.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't you hear?

The award is already being engraved with our Lord and Saviour’s name. Praise be to Heyward.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's why he made it a race for second

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardball you get the prize for reading comprehension...

I bet you have a college degree, a good job, and a hot wife.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he did.

I just read the subject line, and the names. Ewps.

My mocking of people that are overly hyping Heyward stands, however.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Babying him a ton in the minors, at least.

Had a no-hitter through 5 other day, with like…68 pitches? And was taken out.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's your point?

He could pitch 5 innings and still come in second. Amiright?

/playing on the hype = substance meme w/r/t to ROY voting

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah...

forgot about him, and Chapman too.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

when will they announce rookie of the month?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's ask Brian Barden.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good question...

that’ll be an early test of whether they’re going to be objective or just kiss Heyward’s ass all year.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Somedays you eat the bear, somedays the bear eats you"

Is that an actual expression?

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on May 2, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to start using it

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on May 2, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

internetz: ACTUAL EXPRESSION

from gambling.
give me a sec to run it down.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh. it was in The Big Lebowski

pre-dates it, though.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

I always thought in TBL it was the BAR eats you

by mattyp on May 2, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's why I didn't remember it, I guess

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

re: Carp's velocity

he’s consistently hitting 93 now

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

nah

when it’s as stupid as “bowed up like a cut worm” we can talk

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, does FS Ohio get the game 7 days a week?

Why can’t FSM do that? I hate KSDK!

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you blinked in the first at-bat of the game, you literally missed all three pitches.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

game is 35 minutes old

and we’re already to the middle of the 3rd

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harang with one of the tougher Cinci AB's

He saw 5 pitches – 17% of Carp’s Total

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 2, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp says FTS

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

CDNGAFAAH

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp and Freese:

So far the only two hitters who actually realized they were facing somebody as crappy as Aaron Harang.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert smoked one

he just needs to learn to stay away from Scotty

by mattyp on May 2, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

hit it where Scotty ain’t

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

on Brendan Ryan "He's kind of enjoying that bottom slot."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

That means something

entirely different in San Francisco

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 2, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was Randolph btw

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp is Chuck Norris'

half brother. ’Nuff said.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 2, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

hilarity

when Carp gets a base hit off you….

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

both strikes, atg

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Really all three of the major awards were a foregone conclusion...

before the year started… Pujols, Halladay, Heyward. No need to even play it out.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I haven't seen Carp bat yet this year...

Does he still look like he doesn’t give a fuck in the box? Or is he back to trying?

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on May 2, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me, or is Boog in a weird stance right now?

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

he changed everything when he pulled the socks look

his bat is different, and yeah, his stance doesn’t look the same.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

strike 4

i’ll take it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

wha... what happened?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

hit and run

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on May 2, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

carp desired second base

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure it wasn't Tony?

I thought that was 3 balls.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I tried taking a look at Carp’s mechanics from this year vs. last and found diddly difference. I can post some GIFs if anyone wants but there’s not much to see.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on May 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Confirmation that there's nothing off mechanically

is nice to know, at least. Probably not a huge point in posting them unless there ‘is’ something different, but some folks might still want to look at it.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta be something different.

Time for some more statistical research.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

lord, we're hitting and running with carp

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what I was sayin'

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

whew

thank you for holding him there, Oquendo

by mattyp on May 2, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Harang can't throw strikes to save his life these past AB's

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

he can blink?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, no double play Luddy Lud Luds.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp did not slide into Scotty. just so ya know.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

i wish MLB was like HS baseball

and we got a courtesy runner for the catcher and pitcher

by averagejoe on May 2, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Game over.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

flag'd

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

lets go ahead and chase Harang here just in case.

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

the lud man!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Hah. Regarding the hit and run.
Everything LaRussa does works out…

he sends Carpenter, and Ryan grounds weakly, avoiding the double play, and Carpenter from being caught stealing.

by kcgard2 on May 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

they don't stay up late, do they

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

????

was that over on the Reds board or something?

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

red reporter

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Was followed up by:

He’s the Anti-Dusty

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that.
It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

by RedsMasochist on May 2, 2010 2:55 PM EDT

and

I’m starting to think

that "sold his soul to the devil" theory is correct.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 2, 2010 2:57 PM EDT

TLR – Intimidating opposing fans with his TLRness since the dawn of time.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

it doesn't help that players who've played for him

can’t explain what Tony does.
we have about fifteen years on ’em, to figure him out. somewhat.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

LUDWICK EATS THE BEAR

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on May 2, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

CARP IS SAFELY HOME. REPEAT: SAFELY HOME.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I was mostly pleased there was no injury involved.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp could've scored on that...

he’s 240 pounds… put the shoulder down… he would destroy Hanigan.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet he's more than 240

He’s solidly built at 6’6.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on May 2, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN says 230 at 6-6.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

May be

but I don’t want Carp putting a shoulder into anyone

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

A single run?

The health of a Cy-Young-Caliber pitcher > 1 run

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 2, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

just hit Hanigan with the right should, maybe put a little elbow and wrist into it….

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

sarcasm detectors aren't warmed up yet

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

shoulders... no... blacking out... no shoulders

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh Skip.

that’s Scott Rolen.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

What.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on May 2, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony fail

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on May 2, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

very hittable pitch

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a lot grittier to slide into 1st than it is 3rd

He doesn’t practice things that don’t require grit.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on May 2, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

scared of Scott.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck, that was a hanger

why did pujols duck?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

he has too

otherwise it’s batter interference and it’s an auto out.

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, he doesnt have to

he cant purposely get in the way, but he has every right to just stand there in the batter’s box

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

not as long as he’s in the box. you never duck.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why try your luck a second time Tony?

Albert has been K’ing an awful lot this year.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, wonder what happened to him.

Last year, didn’t he have more HR’s than K’s at this point in the season?

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't have a problem with sending them

and that was a meatball. outcome wasn’t good, but the decision is at least debatable.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poop

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 2, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Not the desired outcome there.

Also, is it just me, or is Pujols striking out a lot more than usual this year?

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

His K rate is a bit higher than his career average.

I suspect it’ll regress to the norm sooner or later, and he’ll actually start hitting.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just a little...

Career average is 67, and he’s on pace for more than 100.

by LukeMP1186 on May 2, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nap time

someone wake me if it’s late in the game and Carp is on the verge of something special

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on May 2, 2010 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

dude, every pitch Carp makes is a gift.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can only accept this if Carp said "I weary of this inning. I wish to fuck up more batters."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

wtf

i’m going to go get the double down… i wish i had avocado though… that’s the only thing that sandwich needs to be perfect

by BirdsonFire on May 2, 2010 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Kinda looked like Skip was doing his Willie Mays Hays impression.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Cabrera tell him his shoe was untied?

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Nothing like sliding and stopping before you get to the bag.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding.

Greatest baseball movie ever.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

When we get pitching like this...

La Russa should be lashed to his chair in the clubhouse… There’s nothing useful he can do…

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

nice Freese play.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp missing his spots.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp looks like a genius now.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on May 2, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the logical course of action, with man on third and one out...I guess.

Walk a fly ball hitter, and try to induce a grounder with Rolen up.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worked

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 2, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

that'll fire them up at red reporter

they spend a lot of time discussing rolen GIDP’s

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was guessing that, too

The Cards seem to respect the Votto. He’s a more dangerous hitter than most people realize — dude had a .418 wOBA last year.

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

One they get another hitter for him.

Perhaps by trading Yonder Alonso, they will be dangerous.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup folks

Just signing on…looking at the highlights…hooray pull power for Freese! Hooray Boog spin throw!

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

What's up sir.

How could you miss Carp with the single!

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

While spinning!

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

one day I hope one of these x-mo shots catch Boog

changing his socks in mid-spin. it’s just a flicker, undetectable by the naked eye.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

not pleased with where he's landing?

?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Brendan Ryan knows where his luggage is.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

There we go!

Great work to get out of the jam.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

The UIBB for the 99.99 for Rolen

Shannon called it

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 2, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Leadoff double? stranded like a motorist in the desert

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Money for the kids!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

God Gamecast is godawful

How many pitches for Carp?

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

hmm... it was a filthy 9 pitches in the first...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

Thanks

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

1300

But I’m rounding up to the nearest 1300.

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

just mentioned on the radio

Blanton will be starting tomorrow, not Hamels

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Good for JAIME I guess?

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

is hamels a better hitter than blanton or something?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

First start of the year for Blanton

Better chance of a blowup? Plus, I think Hamels is a much better pitcher.

Give JAIME a lead to work with.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

just messing with ya

jaime shouldn’t care who’s pitching for the other team, though.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I do :)

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby's tongue out...

Colby: your excuse-me swings are too polite.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

OT a bit.

I feel bad for Zack Greinke. Yes, W/L is a horrible metric, but the guy could have ~2.2 era and be 0-3 after today’s game.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

/KCRoyal'ed

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's so sad

it’s unreasonable that a guy that good has to get stuck with such a shitty owner/FO

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

When is he eligible for FA?

Bet he’s outta there faster the Road Runner.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

thought he signed a pretty long deal, like 5 yrs?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooof.

Sucks to be him.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not so sure.

I don’t pretend to know everything about the guy, but he’s overcome a lot, and I’m not sure pitching in a bigger market with more scrutiny is necessarily a good thing for him.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not for a while

09:$3.75M, 10:$7.25M, 11:$13.5M, 12:$13.5M

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol....

13.5 million a year for a potential sub-2.5 era pitcher is….absurd value. What are we paying that Lohse guy, again?

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

disagree

Greinke seems to genuinely want to pitch in KC, despite the, you know, 100-loss seasons and stuff.

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy is masachistic?

Who knew.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I admire his willingness to be the centerpiece of their rebuild

But I think he’s going to regret that. The Royals aren’t very good at the whole rebuilding thing.

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

After this many years, it should just be "building"

because, what the hell are they rebuilding from?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's the curse of Don Denkinger

haven’t been back to the playoffs since 85.

(More like the Curse of David Glass, actually….)

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's more that

he’d be a bad fit in a place like New York, LA, Boston, with heavier media coverage. Maybe he’s 100% past everything in his past, but… the ‘just go out there and enjoy pitching, because we sure as fuck aren’t going to win anything’ attitude in KC may be what he needs.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are a lot of markets between KC and NY, though.

What would be be doing with the Twins, for example?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winning a World Series, or something.

Christ. That’d be terrifying if Minnesota had an ace of that caliber to go with a pretty underrated run scoring machine of an offense.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

was gonna say

they do

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't quite as lights out today as he's been.

I like Liriano, but…I’d like to see him do what he’s doing for more than a month before hopping on that bandwagon. Man that slider is disgusting, though.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still 8 Ks in 6 IP

And he’s touching 95-96 again. I’m firmly planted on the bandwagon.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on May 2, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess I'm just afraid to, for some reason.

He was a good late round pickup in my big money fantasy league, though.

Which no one cares about. Obviously.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

meanwhile, wade davis is dealing.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of whom

they asked him before the game what his game plan was facing Greinke. He said (paraphrasing) I’m not facing Greinke. I’m facing hitters.

I LOL’d.

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stan Musial

Made the All-Star Game every year from 1943-1963.

Wow wow wow wow.

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

/bow

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And for several of those years

they played two ASGs. He was in both.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

On this day Stan the Man hit 5 home runs in a double header back in 1954

anybody here see that?
Fun fact from channel 5 broadcast

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 2, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missed being alive by 4 years.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on May 2, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, that was a pitch to take.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

and again

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi looks slimmer

doesn’t he?

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on May 2, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi bat-slam

dang.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

YADI MAD

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

Temper tantrum Yadi.

(That was a pretty meaty pitch he swung through, though.)

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Harang 68 pitches

Carp 39?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

it was a really good at-bat

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

where's the SIGN BEN SHEETS crowd?

75 PC, 3.1 INN, 10 HA, 2 BBI, 2 K, 9 ER

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

His last 2 starts have been horrible,

but before that, he was solid.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't want to touch sheets or harden

anyone know what harden’s doing?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh.. closer than you think?

 Obviously we wouldn’t sign him for 12 million

But nobody else is going to sign him for that either. His price will come down into the 5 million range, and that would probably make him worth it.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 29, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, I’ll buy that.

of course I’d love to have him for a reasoanble price. maybe I should have mentioned that.

“I knew they were up to shenanigans.” —TLR

by IHeartBoog on Dec 29, 2009 4:11 PM EST up reply actions

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

well done.

reasonable price, to me, meant something like $2MM + incentives.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah..

it’s only a partial gotcha… Turns out with incentives they are going to pay him $12 million.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw him pitch in Oakland recently

Dude is chubbs. His velocity also seemed down a bit.

But the curve—oh that curveball.

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp was apparently mad at the mound

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi, get your head back in the game.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

strikeout and passed ball

Yadi, calm it down.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

That

doesn’t happen much

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edwin Jackson gettin the beatdown

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol Edwin Jackson

God, that was a bad trade for the D-Backs. They’re going to miss Scherzer.

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

18 hits and 16 runs in his last 4 innings...

that’s a rough stretch… Not sure why they did that other than insider knowledge of Sherzer’s arm.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, they probably won't

From what I understand, they projected him as a bullpen arm going forward. They effectively traded 2 righty bullpen arms, which they had a surplus in, for 2 starters, which they didn’t have depth in at the time.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't they trade schlereth?

he’s lefty

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Gotta lay off the Franklins apparently……….

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

An intriguing strategy

To project a 3.88 xFIP 170 inning in-his-first-year-starter as a reliever going forward. Like guayzimi said, unless they had some insider on the health thing I still can’t figure that one out.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's precisely what my point leads to.

Arm health. They don’t think his arm will handle the strain of being a starter, due to delivery or some injury of some sort, so they believe he will be in the bullpen.

Then again, I could be completely wrong on this, because this is information from a friend of mine who is a D-backs fan. I tend to listen to him, mostly because he is a lawyer, but that’s what I get for not looking things up.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought

all pitchers got amazing when they come to the NL from the AL

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cuz the NL is horrible compared to the AL!

/sarcasm

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

The NL actually is worse than the AL

There’s a valid point to be made there. The problem is that usually AL fans don’t say that the AL has a higher level of competition, they basically insinuate that the NL is like AAA compared to the AL. That’s when the steam starts coming out of my ears.

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You said exactly what angers me about it.

AL fans that put down the NL as awful because the NL doesn’t have a DH. If the NL had a DH, Carpenter would have a Cy Young as far as I am concerned.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooh I heard that from Carp.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

gah

passed balls suck

by chalk on May 2, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

can the groundskeepers fix the mound before Carp obliterates it, already

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Dave Duncan's out.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I was kind of just making a joke,

saying that two runs is enough for Carp.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

not generally received well here.

the gods of baseball will usually tell you to suck it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOB tempting is not wise

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tempted to post the WPA graph

Just to make my superstitious fellow VEB denizens go nuts.

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

SNORT!

wait, what?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

this lack of reaction makes me happy. maybe we’re above getting pissed about WPA graphs now.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, just at you.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

you gonna tell me to shut up now?

heh heh heh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

naw

you haven’t done anything to piss me off yet.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I thought you told people to shut up for fun

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he tweets them to shut up now

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

you sly devil you

i guess i’m giving up on the ignoring you thing.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 2, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

sneaky html

nice.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't bother me anymore

i just like carp so much

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on May 2, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

something goofy here

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

nice curve. siddown.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

That pitch was a ball when Molina was hitting.

But I’ll take it!

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

whew.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

harang running down the line - hilarious

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

they were both mad

maybe Dunc really did tell ’em to get their heads outta their asses.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be terrified for my life

If I had Carp and Yadi looking at me, after I told them to get their heads out of their ass and start fucking playing this here baseball game.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

"This bores me. Make it more interesting."

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese defeats Rolen!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

wait, I'm in the wrong inning?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

lineup fail

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stavinoha, Carpenter, Ryan

not quit Pujols, Holliday, Rasmus.

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Well.

Stav, Carp, Ryan have decidedly more hits than Pujols, Holliday, Rasmus, today.

New heart of the order inc!

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Stav...

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

The infection spreads.

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

An infield hit for Nick Stavinoha

Does not compute.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought Gameday was going to explode for a second there.

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillips deke fail?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

announcer said stav has decent speed

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

indications are

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon Phillips, you are a garbage actor

stick to being a 2B

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Carpenter trying to take Rolen's head off

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

excellent.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

was that a strike?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

the one that Carp put in play?

yeah, it would have been called strike three. middle of the plate, right at the knees

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cusamano needs to stop making us miss Scotty

stfu

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't need Cusamano for that

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good job Harangatuanging in there, Carp.

/bad pun

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

heh

i like it.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

"scott rolen has changed the entire franchise"

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

finally back where i belond

its been a long weekend, and i am finally here. hello allz.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOG + 9-spot = awesome.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOGie

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

WHO IS THIS MAN?

BRENDAN RYAN

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

That's the way!

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

woohooo!

understated like Brendan Ryan. nice.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

booooooog

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Jared.

It can only be you…

just like the commercials have said.

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah really

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many pitches has Carp thrown?

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesnotliketotakepitcheswick.

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh crap

My girlfriend is in Japan for business right now and has apparently found some J-Pop she likes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

J-Pop is pretty horrible, but...

tell her to not bring you back a souvenir from the Hard Gay scene and you’ll be alright.

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's Nasty

 -Cleveland

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaron is, um, Haranging in there

83 pitches thru 5. I was hoping we were gonna be able to chase him in the 4th

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

well, sure

I just wanted to see the Cards score a couple touchdowns today….

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's still fun to tire out the team that's in second place, though.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

should we just keep boog at 9?

@miklasz B. Ryan is 6 for 19 as the 9th hitter this season. Since TLR made the move to bat pitcher 8th earlier this week, Ryan 4-13 with .400 OBP

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

We should have him at 9, regardless.

If I’m not mistaken, pitcher batting 8th really is more projected runs for the team than batting 9th.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hold on to win.

$5 outfield loge seats ain’t a bad deal.

by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

If only we'd won on Friday...

Then they could possible be free.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it too much to ask for a broadcast that doesn't cut out??

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

It's been good today....

Knocking on wood…
It’s been pretty bad the past week especially during the Braves series…
Out in the middle of the mojave desert in California here…
  Guess everyone else around here is watching the Dodgers or Angels

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know what dunc said

“dusty baker thinks you’re a wuss”

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Shannon

blithering about bears. I have no idea what he’s talking about.

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Neither does he

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep us posted

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he can't pronounce Longoria

twice came out “Longaria” (like Long-Gary-uh)

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was on an extended thing about taking infield practice before games

then said when Ty Cobb was in a slump, he would stand in the box without a bat and watch 20 pitches.

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just pictured albert hitting without a bat.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shakespearean

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually I was thinking of the worm speech

I may have my stuff transposed

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was smooth, Skippy

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

stubbs is fast

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

this just in

Duncan is not get into the mechanical side of pitching.

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I think KDSK was listening to FSM the other night.

That Ken Rosenthal wannabe just restated exactly what Dan&Al were talking about the other night.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp

Naysayers watching the game? Not me gloating or anything, honestly asking – how has the fastball looked? I can only gamecast where I am at….

by pbg222 on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

looks pretty good

he’s locating it well

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

according to GD

he hasn’t thrown a ball this AB. Must have been cold last night because it seems to have shrunk.

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...

expect for that pitch that hit Scotty.

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh btw

he hit 94 on the gun a couple times to Phillips just now

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody in their right mind anyway.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not naysaying.

There are people who worry about Carp, of course. We wouldn’t be fans if we didn’t care about his health and command.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's thoroughly justified to worry about him if he's at 87-92

He’s rebounded since then so it’s not that big of a deal, but his velo is down from last year.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was faster than last start from what I saw.

Not pinpoint control, but had an effectively wild thing going. Worst control was in…i think the fifth inning. Curve and FB were sailing on him big time.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on May 2, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greinke.

4 hit, 6k, 0 walk Complete Game.

And gets tagged with the Loss.

Well, probably. Barring an unusual occurrence by the KC offense in the next half inning. Like…Runs being scored.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

"KC" and "offense"

don’t go in the same sentence.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

question: should I start JAIME GARCIA against the phillies?

benefit would be that later in the week, he pitches again against the pirates. but if he gets lit up against Philly, its a wash.

IGAFABFT

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I would refrain

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

erm...IGAFABMFT

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but that's the problem.

he’s bound to have a bad start eventually. the phillies would be the most likely opponent.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it will be great to watch him against that lefty lineup

he’s pretty equipped with the curve, and then the change to werth

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought that, as well.

the phills have a lot of lefties, don’t they?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the slutter

i think i’d rather him pitch to philly than most of our pitchers

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am having the same dilemma.

As of right now, he is on the bench for me. Still deciding.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm starting him, but...

my league has no innings limit. So shrug

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Memekillers

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's excessive

VEB perpetuates memes for the sake of memes. not because they’re funny or interesting, but just because it makes the conversation a little more esoteric

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did warn 'em that excessive over-use of that one was just going to kill it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

the acronyms are hilarious

you just have to make sure it’s decipherable in context

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i try to keep mine simple or obvious

and I mostly use it because I’m trying not to yell “eff” so much.
unless it’s a Carp start.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly. i thought IGAFAMFT was pretty easy.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it stands for

i give a fuck about my fantasy team.

derived from carpenter doesnt give a fuck about your fantasy team

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

how did you miss the whole advent of this?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

2008

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just joining today didn't sound right

Thought I’d seen your name prior to today.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

miss?

they’ve been around for more than 20 years

i didn’t say i haven’t done them… i said i don’t do them

by BirdsonFire on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just meant that particular one

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm referring to playing fantasy sports

not my willingness to appreciate 12 year old cell phone texting habits

by BirdsonFire on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

in case anyone cares

memesplanation

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then skip them.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i figured it out

but i definitely didn’t read it until attention was drawn to it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Maybe commit to the basic ones and not get completely government soupish about them.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hrm.

CDGAFATCOYAAOAMATL

Yeah, keep it simple. It’s amusing in context, but when you simply drag it out to unneeded lengths to try and be funny…it’s not.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not even sure I remember, at this point.

Carp doesn’t give a fuck about the complexity of your acronyms and other assorted memes and the like?

I dunno. Was just making a point that keeping it simple, and using it sparingly keeps it amusing. Drawing it out for the sake of drawing it out is a bad idea.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

that one is easy enough to decipher

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry i think its funny

i thought NCAYFT (no one cares about your fantasy team) was pretty well known.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

type the tucking words

by BirdsonFire on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this.

It’s going to continue whether one or two people dislike it, or not, so no point in being overly hostile about it.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

anti-meme hostility

is itself becoming a meme.

We need an acronym for that….

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

meme hate is not a meme

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, no we don't

because that will rapidly run afoul of the rules.

just stop using them. they die out a lot quicker than some people think.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

and they get revived a LOT quicker when people bring them up again, positive or negative.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i will go ahead and stop with the acronyms

i didn’t think it was a big deal. people are constantly talking about things are on here that I don’t understand. who cares, especially when its something that’s not at all important. you can’t expect to be in the loop on everything.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

and for another thing

I don’t see why one can’t just ask what something means.
instead the reaction is often anger and frustration.

just ask, geez.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

IDK IMNSHO

They’re here to stay. – kthxbai

I hate text/twitspeak much much more than the NCAY or CDGAF things.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Nothing irritates me as much as ‘u’ and ‘ur’.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

not even close

people don’t use acronyms in text speak… they shorten their words

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um...

Refer to my post at 2:59 upthread. Just sayin’.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i did

you said you hate them more… i was responding to birdsonfire

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read my subject line

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

weird

i thought you were all over these acronym/abbreviation things

by BirdsonFire on May 2, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i abhor meme on meme violence

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

NCAYFT is fine with me

The rest of the acronym meme has become annoying, and I just skip posts that employ it now.

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd start him

If nothing else, he renders Howard pretty useless.

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp hits Rolen

Scotty doesn’t really move much

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember Vina doing that quite a bit.

He was never too keen on getting out of the way.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

and what's his name...

lord, I’m blanking on names, and I shouldn’t. Astros.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the one!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Who Stood In the Zone

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry. spoiler alert.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby snags it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

according to the reds announcers

the cardinals won the ’85 world series.
and “a” controversial call came in game 7.

i can only dream we won that series.

by sharpelbows on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember every painful minute of the last two games.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Through my fingers while curled up in a ball on the couch.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

most horrific game in cardinal history?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn close.

If you ever wanted to see the definition of the wheels coming off, that was it.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can't imagine any ever being worse

that one being a game 7 of world series and all

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

True,

But I always like to leave room for possibilities.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Ankiel-to-the-backstop game in ATL

probably deserves a dishonorable mention or something. That was pretty damn hard to watch.

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I have to throw Game 6 in there as the worst.

We had the game won until “The Call”, and then we just imploded.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The original TESS.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

andujar was insane

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cocaine will do that to you.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

helluva drug

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know,

Out of all the ones that used back then, I think finding out that Darryl Porter did coke was the most bizarre. I you looked at him and tried to imagine him doing a line, the first thought that came to my mind was" Bullshit."

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

i did not feel old enough today

by sharpelbows on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

8 ER thru 4 innings now for Edwin Jackson

Arizona refusing to take him out because their bullpen MIGHT be worse.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Arizona

refusing to take him out because their bullpen IS worse.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the Jason Marquis method.

Let up a bunch of runs, but stay in so the bullpen doesn’t tire.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might?

There’s only one dude in that bullpen that has more than 1 IP and an ERA below 5.50.

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im talking about worse today...

its hard to be worse than a 16.00+ ERA

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear KSDK

FSM had a rally pig. but they stayed on the air. take notes.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Meh, it's Houston

Not a hater of Heyward, a hater of the annointing committee.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

good?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

My fantasy team applauds his efforts.

I think he’s on deck now too.

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

One small step towards Cooperstown

One giant leap for a Braves win

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mathbitch!

I need a pitch count update!

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harang's under 100

just getting loose according to Dusty

by gocards62 on May 2, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's probably not a good idea to ... arrive when someone calls for that...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harang's a vet. Gotta protect the vets.

Get more innings out of these young kids, they can handle it.

/Dusty.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not math

that’s pointing your browser to gameday

95 and 85

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Because I called for it, I will rec.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

good man

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I now regret spending my insomnia on VEB.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

numbers=math

make no distinction, mathbitch.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay drafting him with my last pick in most of my drafts.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has he gone...

back to the pitching style that wrecked his arm, or does he have a new style that is both effective and safe?

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick is like a gazelle!

Frolicking and catching flyballs

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Please tell me Mike Shannon just said this.

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly no, I did.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

would've been epic, through.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

safe to shower?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

safer than a bath I suppose

you could drown!

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

make sure you have traction

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or the laptop.

Referencing the girl that died while using twitter in the bathtub.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

More proof that Twitter is pointless

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this it for carp i guess?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

wait...

who made the last out? Actually, i think it’s Stavinoha, Carpenter, and Ryan. Which worked out good for us last time.

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

glovewick

stupid sbn.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp's wiping his brow with his sleeve, and *wow*, those are some tats.

have we gotten a picture of the second one yet?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm fairly certain...

he is the very definition of the term, “Bro”.

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gomes apparently nearly killed some dude in BP

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Denard Span hit his own mother with a foul ball

Baseball players are so evil.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was up near Big Mac Land

I’ve nearly caught some up above there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only caught a ball at Progressive Field

mainly because it was empty since the Indians are horrible, and they were playing the Royals.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure I woulda been laughing had I seen it.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the nose.

they hauled him out in a stretcher, went to hospital.

up there, those are coming in fast and hard.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

My brother was at a hockey game and the puck came flying over the glass and tattooed a guy five seats away.

Said he never took his eyes off the puck after that.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got nailed in the head by a Derek Jeter home run in batting practice once

down at Camden Yards. Knocked me out cold for about 5 minutes, apparently. Jeter actually came out to the warning track after he was done taking his swings to see if I was okay, and signed the ball that nailed me. I was too woozy to summon up any of my vitriol towards the Yankees, at that point, so just kinda dazedly smiled and thanked him.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's an awesome story.

Still have the ball I assume :D

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, lol.

Somewhere in a box. Never unpacked all my souvenir type stuff after the move. I still hate the Yankees, but I have at least a tiny bit of respect for Jeter as a person after that. Not many guys would even notice they brained someone in batting practice, let alone care enough to personally come out and check on them.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's a pretty nice thing of him to do.

But yes, your Yankee hatred is still correct :).

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

be seated.

effers.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

So at what point

Do the Royals trade Greinke and his affordable contract for every prospect in another team’s system?

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

They're the Royals

so, never.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Dayton Moore

So, probably.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

if they were the royals, they would trade an awesome contract for older, declining players

right?

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds about right.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad we don't have that many Eggs left.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do love Greinke...

But I’m not sure how he would handle the postseason pressure.

I’d rather have a more proven commodity come October to help pad the rotation. Probably in the minority here.

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'll never know if he never gets there.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I might be in the minority

that thinks we don’t need another starting pitcher

by LandSickness on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp's not going to be an ace forever.

Penny’s on a one year lease, and if you had a shot at a pitcher with his ability with a friendly contract and if it cost us everything we have. You wouldn’t take that deal?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

*didn't cost

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course I'd take him...

But I don’t think that situation is reasonable… They’re gonna want just about everybody

by zboever on May 2, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably

this winter… They don’t have the players/prospects to compete in 2011 or even 12, so the only question is when he’ll be at his most valuable.

There is a certain home town boy who could sell some tickets and create buzz… Greinke, Moustakas, Crow, Melville etc for Apu?

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay i'm gonna shower

don’t lose the damn game in the next 15 minutes

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp at 100 on the dot

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

all rise.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

All stand for the honorable pinch hitter!

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

sauce warming.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Chief Justice PH single

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha, Carp is conferring with Waino and the other starters

they’re laughing about how he fucked batters up.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

There goes The Judge, there goes The Judge.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

I'm going to rec this till someone else gets it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

SO I have missed most of this game

but according to Gameday Carp had a lot more 92-94 mph sinkers today than we have seen all season, which is a good sign. Was he as good as it seems?

You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
-- Earl Weaver

by Smokin Turkeys on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

He had some control issues in a few innings, but he was looking great for the most part.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was an inning of Anger-at-Mound

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was hitting his spots more early on

seemed like his velocity was going up in the later innings at the expense of the command

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

John Jay is awesome.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The infection keeps spreading!

And the goggles, they do nothing!

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

bunt?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

no outs

why not swing freely?

by chalk on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

question answered

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on mafia

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

someone fix the bunny ears! HFS

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Channel 5, you suck.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

God damnit KSDK!

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

huh

sounds like it’s the broadcast antenna then, if the internet feed is fine

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine is fine

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chief Justice finds you guilty of 1st degree meatballish-ness

sentences pitcher to two baserunners with no one out…

FIX YOUR FUCKIN FEED KSDK

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Boog

You wait for a strike and then you knock the shit out of it - The Man

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

GIVE CHANNEL 5 A BREAK!

It’s .4 miles from the stadium to their studios! That’s like a ten minute walk!

by PeterStork670 on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

rec'd for truth

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Larry Rice has better production values that this.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

kill the wave

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Brendan bat-slings.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

For those who were up late night with us last night...

Konerko hit another HR today for the Chi Sox, but they still lost.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah and if they score a bunch of runs...

we’ll bring in the bullpen guys that suck to mop up like… Boggs in the eighth and Motte in the ninth…

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, so true

but in that situation boggs just might take care of both of them.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 2, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

I guess K-Mac is the mop-up guy.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's too bad

considering he was the go-to guy two years ago.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 2, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

even though I've been trying to catch up on bills and stuff most of the month

and I was mad at it at first, buying the season of mlb.tv was well worth the hundo

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masset in

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

He of the shutdown 11.32 ERA

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

A rich co-worker just texted me to offer me two "great seats" to the Rockies-Giants game

I am attempting to pounce on this, but she is not answering her phone. Game is starting right now…AAHHH

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

That totally sucks.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is your co-worker rich but you aren't?

This isn’t fair. Pitchforks!

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

married into money, perhaps?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

or born into it

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great success!

She called back. Gotta run to the stadium, toodles. Don’t let the Cards blow it while I’m gone.

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Update

4th row behind Giants dugout. Sick.

by mojowo11 on May 2, 2010 4:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Badass.

I like the Giants (when they aren’t facing the Cards), so let me know how Sanchez looks.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

some of the players have been really pissed off lately, haven't they?

tempers running high. I don’t just mean after blood of carp. it’s a little weird to be this far ahead and being on edge.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

At least he didn't GIDP.

"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins

by vico on May 2, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Bye.

On this day in 2008, I came to this site through my love of the Cardinals.

Today, I finally realized this isn’t a place for me. It’s a place where words go to die.

I’m not really sure why people can’t be bothered to actually write down what they are trying to say. But it’s readily apparent that that’s the preferred method of posting.

Go Cards.

by BirdsonFire on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

what?

this is a game thread. on the internet. it’s not supposed to be deep and meaningful.

if you can’t take a joke, you can skip over it.

honestly, you came into that whole thing angry, and more angry, and even more angry. I don’t see how you’re going to communicate with anybody that way, acronyms or no acronyms.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

the best part is

this is over an acronym that keeps people from typing out a swear word, which gets even more people offended.

IDGI.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is the primary reason why i was doing it.

i swear like a trucker IRL. trying to tone it down for VEB.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooops IRL = in real life.

not trying to be snarky.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly. me too.

I’m trying to cut down (and obviously I fail awesomely), and that does help out.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon man...

like 99% of the posts are written out. BOOSFN?

(Bent out of shape for nothing)?

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're going to be sorely disappointed in the rest of the internet

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if he thinks this blog is bad, he should go check out the forums of any site

and then check out the comments on any news story. This place is a mecca.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

One meme

that will likely die out in short order, and isn’t even used by the majority, isn’t precisely ‘words going to die.’ I can understand the distaste for shortened forms of words, and the ‘textspeak’, but I don’t begrudge people this one little thing, as long as it doesn’t get overly silly. If this board frequently used ‘u’, ‘ur’ and the like, I wouldn’t frequent it, either.

Have a good life, I suppose.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this sarcasm?

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

i think everyone heard you and took note.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

later

you just gotta learn to ignore unfunny jokes. (at least the acronymns are better than the cat and bacon pictures.)

by Willie McGee's Twin on May 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

evil always deserves a rec

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

No cats before mid...

Is that bacon?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow. all because i didnt know whether to start JAIME against the phillies.

sorry all. i didnt see this coming.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, what did you decide?

/ICAIHBFT

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks!

i think i will start him because he also pitches against pittsburg later in the week and will probably pitch well.

and my other options are dallas braden against texas and tampa bay (yikes), brian matusz against the yanks and the twins (equally bad), and livan hernandez against atlanta and florida. i kind of like the livan matchup, but that’s the only other viable option besides jaime.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's really all on you

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey y'all.

Carp looking good? i’m sure he’s done now but how was his stuff?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

pretty good overall

more hits than usual. curveball was pretty great. overall B+

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Lud!

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

you hearing this about the reds? haha

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwalk! or... Walkwick!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Excellent.

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

for serious this might be a good idea for a normal manager

…good thing we’re playing the Reds

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is exciting

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

they'll probably screw this up

and walk him

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

The ol' UIBB?

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Channel 5, I swear, you are going to make me homicidal.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Masset not aware that the 5th base doesn't exist.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

ELIMINATED.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

DUCKS CLEARED!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

BERT 3RUN DOUBLE'

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Boom!

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

they should have walked him!!! LOVE IT.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

The ducks are off the pond!

I repeat, the ducks are off the pond!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT'S THE SHIT RIGHT THERE

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, Albert!

Leave more for Colby next time, ya greedy bastard!

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

i'ma big fan of these multiple 6 games in a row

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

it's RIDICULOUS

when i am disappointed there wasn’t a homerun in that situation.

ridiculous, i say.

by longhornscardinals on May 2, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

It's easy to get spoiled.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Serious again

Nice double albert..
   Just short of a dinger

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 2, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

how much does dusty hate pujols?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm sort of surprised he doesn't have the pitcher

just roll the ball to home plate underhand, 4 times.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

pujols gonna get dusty fired

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

From all 5 other divisional opponents.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just realized...

25 cent drinks at Mobile On The Run tomorrow! Woo!

Thank you, Albert!

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Colby:

when someone (like Albert) is at second, you might want to communicate to someone where the ball is.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

This bases clearing really can't help Masset's ERA.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

is it gonna lower it?

bahahaha.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't think so...

1 ER allowed in .2 IP.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on May 2, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't hurting it much, either.

Since, y’know. It was already pretty damn high.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It only went up like .6 points or so.

That’s pretty pathetic.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh you are correct.

Still, Masset is pretty horrible.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unsmooth.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell, Edmonds was streaky.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

He sold the streakiness

You wait for a strike and then you knock the shit out of it - The Man

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edmonds could sell sand to a camel.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know what rules?

colby gets unhot and pujols gets hot right away. no beat missed. this is awesome.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I think

Colby tagged him in from the corner ropes when we were not looking.

by sharpelbows on May 2, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby is super streaky...

blows up to start the year, goes in 15 ab slump, blows up for the next two series, then goes in another slump.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

he's super streak-y...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a super streak?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

the kind of guy you read about

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dingdangoldcoldstreak

You wait for a strike and then you knock the shit out of it - The Man

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

sauce time!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet

it’s motte

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2010 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

high, tight, and 95.

watch out, son

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah Brendan Ryan!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

ATG, Motte is not impressed

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

IS THAT A STACHE

I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

does anyone else see it?!!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

it could be wishful thinking

it took him a long time to get there last year, though.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did

faint, but there

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peach fuzzish

but there’s something there.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

now if only he can convince Skip to start out

so we can call them the Stache Brothers.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best part about Jay pinch-hitting...

No more Stav in LF.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on May 2, 2010 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

97

uhhh we may need towels.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

....oops, too late

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte is just hookin it today.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on May 2, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

^_^

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

that's the one

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That and the above

look like cousins or brothers

But not the same guy.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's Sméagol

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Should we throw The Second Pitch here, precious?"

“Oh, yes. Curse them and crush them.”
“Not the fastball?”
“Oh, no, precious. They’re sitting dead red.”

Now we know why he talks into his glove.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

that's it right there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd for the image

of Gollum saying that last line.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

"You want sumptin?"

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That almost makes him look like he's in a mugshot.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on May 2, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just ask the Reds.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad man stew

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the secret code

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd SO FAST

it’s the secret Saucy handshake. come on, man.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

larue knowing better than to fist bump a pitcher's throwing hand

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

97 again

with movement

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL "Oh that's nice work if you can get it."

Fredbird with his ladieeez.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

The ol' JayBird sounded jealous

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

97 by him, 97 grounder to ss

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

The Second Pitch

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

That's the one

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

secret sauce

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cinnamon sauce

You wait for a strike and then you knock the shit out of it - The Man

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

who killed Jason Motte and replaced him with 03 Gagne

he’s unhittable right now

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Motte for Cy Young?

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

unfortunately he'd need 50 saves for that

because it’s such a important stat

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn Freesey, you ice cold, son!

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, Freeser.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Shite Freese.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on May 2, 2010 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

my god Freese is on FIRE

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

had that typed out

and its troof

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on May 2, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck breaking through the Josh Hamilton media fireworks there.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on May 2, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I'm a boob

clearly I meant Jason Heyward

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on May 2, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was rather confused

remember, the season is not very old

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on May 2, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, I was wondering

you got the initials right, at least.

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

stubbs

that’s two missed played balls off the wall today.

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

their left and center field play has been weak this series

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte mixed at least one 12-6 curve in there

second pitch to Phillips. 80 mph, 11" break, 5" pfx. Not a Wainwright/Carp/Ankiel/DK type Nintendo curve, but a good one nonetheless. I’m not watching a video feed, but I imagine Phillips’ knees buckled on that one.

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese wearing out right field gap

say Shannon…

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 2, 2010 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

freeze has a nice-looking line

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Right day to put Freese on my fantasy team

IKTNOCAMFT,BIWTYAAMFTIISD

Feel free to take that as nonsense

by LandSickness on May 2, 2010 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

rec!

wait, are abbreviations ok?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

AAOK

You wait for a strike and then you knock the shit out of it - The Man

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

told you, didn't i?

didn’t have to call him out, though.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the last time i'll call somebody out

i just didn’t realize it happened so often

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 2, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

see, if you place it far enough down from the original comment

people might not notice – but you were looking for it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

cardball tutoring anyone is a frightening thing.

carry on.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i must agree with this

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

done.

i expect the favor returned someday.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

you’re following me

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes i am

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ziiing.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, my bad.

well, thanks for putting up my shit. it’s much appreciated.

by stlcardinalsfang on May 2, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didnt mean that to be snarky

i was just trying to prove to you that i do follow you, and those were the tweets i remember recently reading

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

"dorm quiet hours"?

I have to get in on this. Sounds awesome

by LandSickness on May 2, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like a monastery

i wonder if monks tweet – that wouldn’t break the code of silence, would it?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna try and translate this...

I know that no one cares about my fantasy team, but ……???

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

"an even dozen cousin"

god randolph is old

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on May 2, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

He's 75 years old

he sounds a lot more than 5 years older than Shannon

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on May 2, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Mather on deck

calm yourselves

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB.com live look-in

With Cincy feed.

“I still like Dusty Baker” sayeth the color guy.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

it was Rick.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the hometown feed?

Sigh.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does it have to be a color guy, huh?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 2, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's racist.

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

Knew that would happen.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops...

Marlon Byrd and Ryan Braun at 357, Freese only 355

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

still

that’s mindblowing, i figured people were still up a lot higher than that

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, seriously?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

are runners supposed to keep their gloves in their pockets?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Until they get to first base

They buy one pair for each base they are going to steal. After each stolen base they nail them to a wall above their bed where their nickname is spray painted.

by PeterStork670 on May 2, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Exactly.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Niceeeeee

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 2, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

all is clear now!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say it because I've seen several runners holding their gloves as they run.

what’s wrong with their pockets?
what has they got in their pocketses precious

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

so when they slide their hands are protected

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

fingers, i should say

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh! okay.

it takes me a while. (read: years.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte talking to Greene, either avoiding bugs or acting out electrocution

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

HI GUYS IN THE TRUCK

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi Guys In the TV Booth

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

all rise

sorry, late.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Up next...

Jay John

/Cards Talk

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

it's their fault for having two first names

kids these days

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

so if Motte keeps pitching like this

and Freese keeps hitting like this, and everyone else does what they’re supposed/projected to do… we’re going to have one hell of a year, yes?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry, i meant to also add Jaime pitching like he is..

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

If this keeps up

I’ll need to hire a towel service.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bed Bath and Beyond is an official sponsor of VEB

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even if those two tank...

we’re going to 100

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on May 2, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah... what i'm saying is if they don't... 110?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 2, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

+ Penny
+ Rasmus
+ Garcia

now if Boog can get back up to speed and Holliday can get on a hot streak we’re going to pretty imposing

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

s/imposing/unbeatable

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like he is staring straight at me.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

could someone please post a synopsis of this picture? i'm confused.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte is a wizard.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must have sprayed it with Febreeze.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are probably a few more growly noises in there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like medicine ball ab workout.

Catching, curling, throwing back, can see a dude’s hands in the picture, and the ball at top of it.

by Voxx on May 2, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

you win in the serious category of the synopses

pretty sure Yadi2 wins overall

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is ripe for photoshop

but I don’t know what.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs a wizard hat.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

lightning bolts out of finger tips NOW

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on May 2, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte practicing levitation

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this a photograph from "World's Strongest Man" on ESPN 2?

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte Motteguson?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not pictured:

In his left hand, the carcass of a unicorn.

"The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes."
- Mark E. Smith

by The Classical on May 2, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

so he likes strauss?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So who is going to have the better season

Freese or Rasmus?

I’d say Freese got a little help from the GOBs early in the season, a lot of balls finding holes, but now he’s legitimately driving the ball.

Colby has a ton of talent, but slumps can depress his season totals.

by TheBirds on May 2, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd say Rasmus

but FWIW I was a Freese skeptic before the season, so….

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

understandable

freese did take a year off from baseball right after highschool.

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then could have had a rookie year last year

but for the injury

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

if Freese was gonna surprise me I wanted it to be a happy surprise =)

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boggs

fail.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:47 PM EDT reply actions  

this is going to be fun

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need to invent a drinking game with Boggs apparently.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simple

“In comes Boggs….”

Drink until he leaves the game.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think an overall bullpen drinking game should be in order

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone start a VEB liver transplant fund first, though.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

well that was short

drink up….
Winner!!!!

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on May 2, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a good idea

we need more encouragement for drinking here, seriously

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drinking games can be fun,

watching Boggs pitch isn’t always fun…I see your plan now.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rick: "The best pitches he throws... aren't strikes."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

At least they don't get hit a long way.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boggs' sideburns are... uh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Presleyian?

You wait for a strike and then you knock the shit out of it - The Man

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's pointy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

No TV here

You wait for a strike and then you knock the shit out of it - The Man

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's pointing at the edge of his mouth.

I am almost certain I have seen a more elaborate version on an anime character.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

possibly the dumbest tweet i've ever seen

@benbrogan just a bit of trivia #Cardinals pitcher Mitchell Boggs shares the same last name as Wade Boggs.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice!

I could not have possibly figured that out.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that trivia

or just a pointless sentence?

by TheBirds on May 2, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the same first name as the Mitchell report!

You wait for a strike and then you knock the shit out of it - The Man

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a waste of perfectly good electrons, that is.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like a fun fact

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that's a winner!

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

the craziest thing just happened to me

my power went out for a minute or so and when it came back on, the internet would not load veb or google. i could go to every other website, but i could not go to google.com or vivaelbirdos.com. is that not crazy?

p.s. WINNAR

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on May 2, 2010 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Weeeeeeeeee

go cards

In Kolb we trust...

by benjapal on May 2, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Never would've figured 3b would be a strength for us

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on May 2, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

The curse has been lifted??!?!

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on May 2, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

it had to be done against rolen

so we had to wait

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the one.

I am not convinced the curse of Scotty has been lifted but I’m hoping.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

it must piss off Boog, though

he’s trying to justify his existence with D, and there’s Freese TAKIN’ HIS BASEBALLS.
[then he licks his shoulder]

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

chicken dinner

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Evidently Boggs didn't want to be shown up by Motte.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

WINN-R

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm assuming that teague is your last name.

One branch of my family tree are Teagues.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although Im not related to any Teague's in the STL area...

they all moved away. :-/

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine are all from down in Texas and Oklahoma.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, mine moved south too, Indiana and Florida

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Yes, Indiana is not south, sorry)

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, mine started out down south.

The first one came over in the 1750’s. So I really have no idea how many people belong to that bunch.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, there are too many teague's down in the south...

Who knows who’s related to who…

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

17-8

because .666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 simply doesn’t feel good enough

by LandSickness on May 2, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

.999... = 1

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 2, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it's really serious?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that's a winner!

You wait for a strike and then you knock the shit out of it - The Man

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

those umpires sure do get in Boog's way a lot, don't they?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That's cause he's everywhere

You wait for a strike and then you knock the shit out of it - The Man

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

while spinning!

You wait for a strike and then you knock the shit out of it - The Man

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

but what a degree of difficulty. he not only has to make that throw, he has to make it before he crosses the umpire.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols:

David Freese has carried the team for the whole week. Albert is awesome.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

he playing grea' defeng.

I LOVE YOU ALBERT.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

good game Cards! I am outta here

You wait for a strike and then you knock the shit out of it - The Man

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

or maybe IAOH

You wait for a strike and then you knock the shit out of it - The Man

by MemphisBOB on May 2, 2010 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

running the bases in the background

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

so I guess Boston got swept by the O's

man, wouldn’t that be hilarious if Boston is looking at third place this year.

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Personally,

I’m waiting for the season that both them and the Yanks tank badly. That will, of course, be immediately followed by Hell freezing over.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I'm ready for that

that might be the year the Cubs win the whole thing, just because

by nota bene on May 2, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strike what I said then.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

they were talking about Duncan's pixie dust, btw.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony:

He told me it was none of my business. Heh.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet it was all swear words.

damn, Duncan is badass.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course it was all swear words.

This was a talk between Dunc and Carp after all.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Yadi. who was mad.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

does anybody remember when fredbird took a picture with that girl

and randolph said, “that’s good if he can get it”

i laughed my ass off

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 2, 2010 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

fredbird wouldn't be a bad wingman for the hitter's bar

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

there were twitter reports of Fredbird crusing before the game

http://twitter.com/NateLatsch/status/13248854641

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

and what would you know about quality tweeter?

/kidding

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

shut up!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

VEB: Where Words Come to Die

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just pictured weird al doing "tweet it"

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

"this one's gonna be deleted" ?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh heh

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on May 2, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was awful and awesome

yup

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

or like he knows Shannon's gotten away with worse

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha true

wonder if he’ll mumble words more?

Rasmus can hit lefties
cardinalred
St. Louis Sports blog

by stlcardsfan4 on May 2, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back when the games were on KSDK all the time and Jack and Mike were calling the games,

Mikes nose would get redder the longer the game went and his face would get shinier. It used to crack me up by the end of the game.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on May 2, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love how scully always sounds like he's talking to a partner in the booth

but no one’s there, and you realize he’s talking to you like you’re his partner in the booth, casually watching the game with him

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony tweaks ... sounds like Goold about his betting practices

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Strauss is the bettor of the group

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 2, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I was surprised, because it sounded high pitched and in Goold's cadence

that might be KSDK’s production values. it must’ve been Strauss, Tony doesn’t tweak just anybody.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog practices the spin move!

Everyone else probably already knew that.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

he ain't no Ozzie till he practices what Ozzie did.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

nononono. I am against this.

I have read his injury report. that’s exactly how he gets hurt. most bizarre injuries ever.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

off a little trampoline

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOO.

I feel ill thinking about Boog on the DL. uncle.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can Ozzie Jr. still do a backflip?

That’d be my vote.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

conspiracy theory!

miklasz Weird early-season stat that makes no sense: Rasmus 7 for 38 at Busch Stadium, 14 for 33 on the road. about 2 hours ago via web

home cookin’ not tasting too good…?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop making him feed the baby at 3:00 am!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAA he called him The Mang.

I’m pretty sure there was a ‘g’ there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

he?

for those of us not in st louis

by LandSickness on May 2, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's that expert dude

I don’t know who he is

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our cursed 3B before the curse of Scott Rolen

Scott Cooper

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohhhh so that's Scott Cooper.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

jocketty helped us break the curse

by bringing rolen back to the division. we had to get him on home soil for the curse to be broken.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

and maybe text The Cat some

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

MUTE MUTE MUTE

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

1496 comments and no overflow???

what is this, Amazin’ Avenue?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on May 2, 2010 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

from red reporter:

“maybe Dusty should recognize a decent gameplan when he sees one. Then again, Carpenter puts himself in situations where he has the option of pitching around Votto, and our pitchers put themselves ina situation where they have no choice but to battle Pujols”
by kcgard2 on May 2, 2010

“So… why the heck did BP bunt after Stubbs got a leadoff double? Carpenter is what we call a GOOD pitcher. He’s what we call SMART enough to walk the best hitter on the team to set up what we call an INNING ENDING DOUBLE PLAY. Way to think that one through Dust-for-brains.”
by crolfer on May 2, 2010

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 5:58 PM EDT reply actions  

uhhhhh yeah, we planned it all along! thassright.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rick Reilly might be annoying, but he's gonna do a piece on the man-hugs of sports

if you’re into that kind of thing

i’m still trying to figure out when the walk-off celebrations started, so hopefully they have actual dates and places instead of just FESPNion (…hah)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

sooo that's Jason Heyward sliding head-first.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

that's so gritty.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on May 2, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, who's at the game in san fran - mojo?

he’s being treated to the colonel out of the pen. did they already dump him from the rotation?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 6:35 PM EDT reply actions  

sound bite from pujols' agent:

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/05/02/agent-albert-pujols-is-on-an-island/

only 2 comments, but the second is a doozy.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Block quote incoming for the lazy
if pujols is so good why keep comparing howard to him?howard got what his team says he worth.cards havent said anything yet.howard got what his team says hes worth because of his accomplishments and last i heard howards been to 2 world series and what has albert done lately
what has albert done for his team lately?last time i heard howard went to 2 world series.so the phils gave howard what hes worth to the phils.pujols is a big baby comparing him self to howard.hey cry baby at least put ya team in a world series and win it before crying about someone elses worth to there team

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 2, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evident the wash.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

I guess it would be silly

to point out that Albert has also played in to world series. Howard isn’t even the best player on his team.

by Evilfrog on May 2, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Third at best

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on May 2, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec for usage

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's reply to this guy and agree with him so he feels smart,

he probably doesn’t know how that feels.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on May 2, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

this guy needs to be armed with this fun fact:

“He, Griffey, Babe Ruth and Sammy Sosa are the only guys to (hit at least 40 homers and drive in at least 130 runs) over a four-year stretch.”

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 2, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's too late

this guy has probably reproduced already.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel dumber now.

Thanks.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey moran howards''' the greeteest.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on May 2, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah thunderstorms!!!

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on May 2, 2010 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahem...

Noted yesterday

:)

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

the rally pig is strong with this blog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on May 2, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

It should

By next week, it could be the official national snack.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on May 2, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

so who wants to make an overflow?

i’ll rec it if you make one.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on May 2, 2010 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

NOCAMOFT

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on May 2, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

overflow for you.

here.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on May 2, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

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