Game 4 Overflow
by azruavatar on Apr 9, 2010 10:00 PM EDT
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PrintAnytime the Cardinals' vaunted offense wants to remember that Dave Bush isn't a very good pitcher would be fine with me. Assuming that's before the game is over that is. I'll refrain from talking about our bullpen keeping us in the game for now . . .
Go Cards!
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I CAN'T BE CONTAINED BY THE VOLUME OF THIS CONTAINER
AND I AM SPILLING OUTSIDE OF IT DUE TO THE FACT THAT THIS CONTAINER CAN’T EVEN HOLD ME
WHAT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MOJO
YOU ARE NOT EVEN A LIQUID
GET OUT OF THAT CONTAINER; YOU DON’T BELONG THERE
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
by andi_k on Apr 9, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
CJ BEATTY?
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
No, it's the buzzkilling meme
Although it could be interpreted to be written in the style of CJ BEATTYYYY !!!!!!1
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
odds on rick-dick
having more dingers than luddy
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
i'll give you 10:1 odds luddy hits more
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
i'll give 10,000:1
and as kevin says, anytime someone gives you 10000:1 odds, you take it
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
One run ball over six innings from Carlos Silva...
and the Cubs still lose. That’ s a bad sign.
Franklin !#@$!&*%#
Their bullpen looks very bad so far
And I thought it would be their strength.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 9, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
actually thats a good sign
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 9, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
cool
I want to see Raz smack in the gap against a lefty
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
Lego+overflow=HR
I like this math
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Did anyone else notice the crazy red marks on Lego's head?
His helmet must be an old Eckstein helmet.
You can read it in any tone you like.
nope, we saw.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
well! you got a lot of narve
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Omg
Former cards prospect
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
come on colby
we’re not paying you $0.4mil to never take a walk!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Colby Strikeoutapotamoose
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
there IS such a thing as too patient
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
*sigh*
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Its a medical condition
Known as Suppanitis.
But saying that, i really can’t see Wellemeyer pitching well, if we play San Fran.
we will definitely play san fran
i have no doubt welley will pitch well…for us (finally)
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Pointing out hrabosky's failures/shortcomings/blatantly incorrect statements
Is an endless battle
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Colby that's a quick way to get yourself benched versus lefties
you need to hit lefties to be a superstar, ok? Get to it!
Think; It's not illegal yet.
ok- good inning- back in it
let’s keep it that way until the next frame
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
getting to be stav time
unless we are looking at a possible big inning, and then it won’t be stav
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i was kinda worried that he would start looking for walks
instead of just laying off bad pitches
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Man, he is NOT getting that inside low call
by cloistermaximus on Apr 9, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
lohse really isn't getting a damn thing called his way
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
This ump must have some beef with Kyle
That’s pretty silly considering what’s been called a strike for Dave Bush during this game. All I ask for is consistency. If it’s a teacup, it’s a teacup for EVERY pitcher.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 9, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
he hates native americans
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
OH FOR THE LOVE OF BEJEBUS
UMPIRE: The strike zone does not change based on count, you stupid, stupid overpaid wanker!
Lohse needed that inning real bad
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Hi Guys!
Hust got back from Clash of the Titans…in 3D, and turned on the game just in time to see Lego go yard.
In 4D. Sweeet!
"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."
--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre
If you suspend belief
and embrace campiness, you’ll like it. Wasn’t bad, actually.
"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."
--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre
I live in the 4th dimension
So welcome
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
that's what I'm talking about
the bottom portion of the order is good for what ails ya
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
Nah
First game of the season and the ump is squeezing him.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 9, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
91 pitches
does he come back out for the 7th?
i say he should
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
if they go 1-2-3 here, then yes
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
if we get the first 3 on
and TLR lets lohse bat, i’ll riot.
but if they go 1-2-3, absolutely
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
can't beat a one man riot
good times
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He also looks like meatloaf the singer
And the entree
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
At what point do they...
shut Crawfish Boxes down? I’ll give it til the end of May. Talk about a chore.
Franklin !#@$!&*%#
bat on ball is good. 1 pitch is not.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
I think they should have him ready
but let’s see if Lohse can retire these guys first
he’s up first next inning
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."
--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre
on the other hand...
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Double switch
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Gawww
Stab!
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
opened up the jam-o and made me a delicious whiskey sour
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Double switch
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
it's OK, if baroque
it’s not like Hawk is going to pitch more than 1 inning anyway. TLR wants everybody to play.
Double switch
One more and I think I post for the cycle
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
This is his first appearance this year, right?
"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."
--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre
He just escaped from the Jokes most deadly trap yet!
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
HAWK MAN
Nice inning for Gaww Stab
2 ground balls.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 9, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
Well
that was refreshing
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
hey...look at that!
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Does RIcky really not know why fans are worrying about the bullpen?
Where was he in September?
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 9, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
I nominate Hawk to take the place of Sauce immediately
Will someone please second that motion?
"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."
--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre
seconded
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
9-5 Against Hawkins and Old Man Hoffman
Any chance we can gets some runs?
by cloistermaximus on Apr 9, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
Who pitches the 8th?
Given that both Deputy and the pre-Subway Subway guy come up to bat
I want the Walrus back...
hawk-miller
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Lopez, Schu, Luddy, Pujols, Holliday, Colby
I expect a 3 run inning
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
I win...
double switch
get lopez as leadoff man
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
that explains it
I haven’t been following that obsessively yet this year…busy with work and stuff.
That and I kinda have to go out of my way for cards info in NJ.
sooooo
hawksworth FTW?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
this reminds me
of last year when Holliday first joined the club. It was mostly him for a while, and little else
we should murder this guy!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
I thought I was the only one who loved Dennys Reyes in that way
We should form a club, doods!
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
OH MY GOSH I'VE MADE A BIG MISTAKE
Please forget I said anything…
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
you dead now
she killed you and you died
Think; It's not illegal yet.
by azruavatar on Apr 9, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
remember when hawkins was a Cub
it was so amusing
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 9, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
90 % of what baseball broadcasters say
is commensurate with fourteen-year-old girls in line for a movie.
flipless
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
save precious syllables
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike is friggin sauced tonight
he’s laughing his face off about nothing
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
suck it deputy douche
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
DOUCHE-FAIL!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 9, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Braun SUX!!
Bwahahahahaha!!!!
"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."
--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre
Brux
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."
--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre
LOL DD
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Nice tin glove
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by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 9, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
Gritty!
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
haha
two balls popped out of his glove against rocks, one for a homer
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
That ball that bounced over the fence on him was AWESOME
by cloistermaximus on Apr 9, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
not quite
it was a homer if he doesn’t touch it i think. but he was waiting for it and hopped up a little and it wasn’t a snocone – but it just popped out, like it hit the heel of the glove.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
come on now Glovewick
demonstrate some skills of some variety or another
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Reason 1: Matt Holliday is better than Ryan Braun
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
let's not bring up outfield fielding flubs as an argument why holliday is superior plz
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Matt Holliday is playing left field for both teams?
/can’t help myself
//can we still be friends matt?
Think; It's not illegal yet.
leatherwick,
starting your at-bat 0-2 is not good
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
is someone taping this
he may not be this good for the rest of the year
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
mmm i smell Dennys
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
FFS
Failwick.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
fuck you ryan
oh my god
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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for serious, take a lil bit of a chill pill
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
How do you just stare at that pitch?
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 9, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
HAHAHA
IBB to get to Holliday
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I like this move
Holiday is seeing the ball better than Pujols right now.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 9, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
you heard it here first
there will be a chair in right field tomorrow
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
wow
this is what happens when you’re the best player in baseball, you get intentionally walked at 0-3 with a red-hot hitter behind you
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Wonder if they'll walk both Albert and Lego
and bring in a lefty to face Raz?
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
wouldn't it be great if the ump called one of those a strike?
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
haha
well played, mauer
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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okay, this is hilarious.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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WTF
MANAGING FAIL
Holliday has 3 of our 5 hits. How the fuck are you going to walk Pujols to get to Holliday? That’s insane.
It's Ken Macha
What else needs to be said?
"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."
--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre
Maybe they think he is due to make an out?!?
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
Wants to give him a chance for the cycle
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
honeslty
i’d rather have holliday here
albert hasn’t looked so good tonight
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
i think it's fantastic that there's an occasion i can think that
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Al recognizes SSS?
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Wallace would have cured cancer by now
Are you saying Holliday is better than cancer? I think you are.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
please, don't go there yet
that’s just unnecessary
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Leverage index: Raised
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
he seems too tense
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
crap! boobs!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
wow....that...actually paid off.... damn....
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Putting the go ahead run on base for Holliday is insane...
how can these managers have jobs?
Franklin !#@$!&*%#
Yeah...but he looks really smart now...
He even threw Matt nothing but fastballs…
can’t be too pissed, someone else has to hit…it can’t be all holliday and skip
Bird is the word.
Well
Shit
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
i was trying to find an appropriate reaction
this is it.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Well, Poopy McPoopycrap
"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."
--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre
doubt it
on the road
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
wasn't speaking literally
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
that's one of the best pitches, ever
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
He'll lick his shoulder
While telling u that getting a guy back from injury is like making a trade . . .
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He'd have to do the 'in the stands' interviews...
I don’t think he could sit still for a whole game.
by peach concrete on Apr 9, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Help us Colby-wan Kenobi. You're our only hope
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
FARKETY FARK
maybe the silver lining is that managers will get it in their head now that they can still IBB Pujols….
Interesting strategy...let's see if it pays off for him Cotton!
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 9, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ugh
that was depressing to see unfold on gameday.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
He didn't have time to slim down this offseason
what with all the press junkets for his breakout performance in “Precious” and all…
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
i have a prediction for next inning
however, it’s very negative, so i’m not gonna say it, but let’s just say it begins with colby walking and ends with only 3 hitters having come up
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
i didn't actually say it
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
it looked like a strike to me on mlb.tv
but it looked like luddy was guessing slider and gave up on it
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Where was I....?
THE UMPIRE’S A WANKER
THE UMPIRE’S A WANKER
THE UMPIRE’S A WANKER
THE UMPIRE’S A WANKER
THE UMPIRE’S A WANKER
that's too bad
I was just working over in my mind what cleverish thing I could say about Hawk retiring all 4 batters he faced
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
paul sorvino has that effect on me
I think it was all the italian food in goodfellas
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
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and that doesn't even include
the 750+ on the morning thread. Come to think of it, maybe this site has too many comments
***ducks***
and they were on that damn
ranking system the other day. Just another reason that thing was useless
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
he threw 2 pitches
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
he's the opposite of a vampire?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Or it's galactic term:
a binary system
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
*its
/internet grammar’d
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Fattest pitcher/batter ever?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
i'm sure david wells and someone won
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
D wells and Prince's dad?
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
if they score here
clobby’s lead-off homer will be for naught
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Ricky and al
Saying how good our bullpen is, ugh
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
vid
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
WONDERFUL
that just made my day
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
not his fault
he was drawn in by the gravitational pull…
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a sweet fucking move
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Fatman hits fatman
It’s like the opposite of a catfight
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
if prince charged dennys
would they just sumo?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by tgreenfield on Apr 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I look forward...
to Prince Fielder inevitably signing with the AL team.
I’m sick of looking at him.
its so that if he can get through mcgeehee he can face jimmy baseball
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
are you kidding me, you fat F
staring down the pitcher after you walk into his GD pitch. I HATE THE FUKKEN BREWERS
braun was mesmerized by the undulations of Reyes stomach
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
his jiggling is almost hypnotic
yes…it’s like a lava lamp.
/gratuitous simpsons references
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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ummmmmmmm
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
----> edmonds
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Motte Sauce warming up?!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
sure, why not.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
he must really like watching as much baseball as possible
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
WHY IS SAUCE WARMING UP FFS
tony don’t you get it
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
"the horror, the horror"
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
It brings all the boys to the yard
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Late arriving
Lets scoar moar runz!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
ugh.
i hate relievers who can’t throw strikes. btw, who gets credit for the third of an inning for the pickoff?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
It is one of the only ways
to get a win without throwing a single pitch home
I want the Walrus back...
What r the other ways?
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 11:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
jesus
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
shove it.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what she said
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
anKK is 4-4
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
and can't catch a foul ball
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
yeah, two missed foul pop ups in one at bat
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
And Denkinger is still living his life as a free man
KC has a way of inverting justice…
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Edmonds signing with the Brewers is way better than him signing with the Cards
we get all the nostalgia, for none of the heartache of watching him be old
by Aranathor on Apr 9, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Jimmy with a Willie Mays Hayes moment
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 9, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
dennys still?
oh dear, i’m not sure he has enough stamina for this
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
that's beacause there is none
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
there ya go
Reyes beat him to the base easily?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
that worked extremely well
… never do it again, Tony
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
would you rather see motte?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
other pitchers we have
KMac
Boggs
Miller
… just saying
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
but only motte was warming
and zaun is a switchy
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yes
tony should have been warming someone else, and i don’t care if Zaun’s a switchy, Dennys going that long without cheeseburgers and dr. pepper is a disaster waiting to happen
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Thank you Albert!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
did I miss Dennys running?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's a good thing Fielder wasn't on base?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ohhhh okay.
that really would help the gravitational well.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
OMG IT WORKED
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
if we tie the game, and TLR brings in Sauce
i will finally, after years of supporting him, turn to the dark side
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
he has that look in his eyes
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
hide the fungoes
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
rumor has it he goes down the tunnel, rolls his eyes, and speaks in tongues
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
okay, really
when is dicKKKKKK going to realize he sucks?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
as soon as he feels some pressure?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Who is the guy doing the Helitech commercials this year?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
reyes has been our best pitcher tonight, according to WPA
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
WTF did stab do wrong?
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
btw, Boog had a commercial for that homerun promotion.
him and Dan.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hoff's gameday pic looks like a crazy redneck uncle
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
Ok rick'n'al
Are we done adoring Hoffman yet?
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 11:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
ATG
how in the heck is that a called strike one?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
i'm effin tired, but mostly i logged in to say:
lol braun
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
is it in braille?
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
by sportsman on Apr 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Must not have directv
Or uverse (shameless Att promotion from Att employee)
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
walkapotamoose
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
f---ing hell i have a 15 page paper to write
this game is taking a good long time
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
yes!
leadoff walk FTW! now steal a bag!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
Moar lefties!
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 11:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i like this walk business
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
and i am not happy with the walk here
if Colby keeps walking we need someone else batting behind him
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
ok yadi, do that thing you do when you're really hungry
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
i don't think that's what i meant
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to attribute Colby's patience to...
Big Mac.
…just cause I can
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
trevor
this is no way to get colby off your lawn.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
oh no
WHY STAV WHY NOT CRAIG
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
STEAL A BASE
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
not sure why he wasn't tagging up on one of those two balls
Jimmy’s arm ain’t what it used to be
Think; It's not illegal yet.
if we see stav here i'll cry
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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here's a hankie
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
oh
i guarantee craig bats next.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
you lost
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
FAIL.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
i feel infected.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
DAMNIT
TAKE A PITCH!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
FFS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONY
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
The Genius is not to be questioned
he is to be appreciated like all other cosmic truths.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
voy a vomitar
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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tony just had to bat him tonite
i knew it
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
We call stab fat miles
But he’s secretly suppan’s twin
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
*stav
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Not taking enough pitches
Does anyone else feel like the Cards hitters are a bit over anxious at the plate and just kinda goin’ up there hackin’?
Stick Gaginoha?
Think; It's not illegal yet.
by azruavatar on Apr 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
TLR occasionally forgets it's not the All-Star game
and he doesn’t actually have to get everyone in.
if you can't hit an 84 mph pitch down the middle
you should not be in the big leagues
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
are you serious?!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
vid
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hahahahah
true
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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OH MY GOD
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
MY MIND IS BLOWN
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
OH MY GOD
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
SERIOUSLY?!!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
well i officially know NOTHING about baseball
2.444 is ridiculous
by kalmavet on Apr 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahahahahahaha
You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
-- Earl Weaver
Holy
Fuckin
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
STAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
so.... bad news.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Craig looks bad compared to the infection?
Or Franklin comes in?
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm not sure
I left it blank, one can fill it in
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Stav sucks
But HOORAY!
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
LARUSSA'D
all y’all
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
Came directly to VEB
THE INFECTION!!!!
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
I thought that's only for backup catchers?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
OH MY GOD THAT'S TRUE
[WEEPS]
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
well.
Don’t we look like a bunch of jackasses???
by Evilfrog on Apr 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Some kid just tried to pin a tail on me
Think; It's not illegal yet.
by azruavatar on Apr 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
a kid?!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hey everybody, Franklin is warming up.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
if you wish to apologize to fat miles, please respond to this
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
So in the Cardinals drinking game
we all have to finish our drink when Stavinoha gets a hit right?
Or is it finish two drinks?
Think; It's not illegal yet.
game tying home run in the ninth?
i think we have to have a case race. by ourselves.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
finish off the twelve pack?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I propose the Stavinoha shot
take a fifth of any liquor, pour a 1oz shot, and then drink the bottle.
by nota bene on Apr 9, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
i wouldn't trade stav for anyone!
what he’s done though is prolong our agony as we sweat this save out.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
GOD TONY IS SO SMART I AM SO WRONG
OH MY GOD
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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I said "white flag" as soon as I saw Stav.
TLR strikes again
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
I take it all back stav
unbelievable
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
this will make it even worse when franklin blows it next inning.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
couldn't stop while you were behind, could ya
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it hasn't set in yet
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Lopex has his revenge
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Aha Hoffman!
F U!
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 11:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
beautiful swing there from lopez
come on schu…drive him in
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
crawled?
that was second deck
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
just let me say: Franklin Sucks
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
cloistermaximus sucks
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
if it aint broke, don't fix it
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
maybe he means
let’s drink
and drink a lot
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Big Mac Dinger camp
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
oh god here comes the nervousness
first 1 run franklin lead. who’s up for the brewers?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I called that
from Stav… in my head. I said to myself, all these jackasses doubting him, he’s gonna show em here.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
When Stav retires
slow pitch softball pitchers across the country will tremble with fear.
THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!
seriously
the guy is destined to be a softball allstar for years
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
stavinoha
has enough Major League ABs. tony more than likely just went with him over Craig so not to put pressure on Craig.
this would be the best win of a very young season
so please franklin… just please
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
FRANKLIN SUCKS!!!!!!
/arewestillusingthismeme?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
good point.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
they're playing Teen Spirit
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
but enough about the masters
/shows self out
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
vid
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Throw the knuclker Ryan!
This rookie won’t know whats going on
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
ok, 1-2-3
no frizzyhausen franklinsteining around
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
GET INFECTED
I KNOW I KNOW NEX DEF’d
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
now to more important matters
where on earth is that wily dave duncan?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Ain't no thing but a chicken wang
on a string….at burger kang, Stav’s stoic face says as he’s running the bases
Thanks
Wesley snipes, I needed my daily dose of white men can’t jump
does anyone remember the clothes people wore in that movie?
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 9, 2010 11:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
remember?
hell, I own a few articles
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease
get this save Franklin
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
okay, we only have so much time to get shit-faced
I should’ve started sooner!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
making a beer run as soon as this game ends
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
that will be too late, m'friend.
much too late.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
F'in craig counsell
I’ll be super happy when that guy retires
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
if we pull this off, we'll know who to thank.
Rick Ankiel.
by CircumSwoop on Apr 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
just thinking that
this signing is great
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
So... Ankiel goes 4 to 4 and leads KC over the Red Sox
Then Nick Stavinoha hits a 2 Run shot off of Hoffman. I should have bought lottery tickets.
I should have bought a hooker
cuz the world is gonna end tonight
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
fack, it's Counsell
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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nice play floppy
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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check his beard
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lol
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
you are posting that WAY too son, my friend
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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that's what fang does
jebus fang, settle down! you were supposed to work that out in Spring Training.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
well, they are quite young
with experience and maturity…
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that deserved posting.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
it updates?
it’s never updated for me…
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I would never get this page to open again
if I did that
LOL
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that's baseball for you
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Never thought I'd see Stavinoha's name next to such a big dip in a fangraph
Unless it was error related.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
stav WPA
.725. hoffman: -.625.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope no one's made this joke yet tonight (I'm late)
but I have a bad case of the Stav all over my rally penis.
Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09
by dan on Apr 9, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
do we have a name for this ump yet?
for future reference?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
NO! ANYONE BUT COUNSEL
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
WHAT? Counsel got out?
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
One mo' time
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
dogs and cats are discussing how to split the utility bill
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
i hate craig counsel
let’s hope he realizes he’s old too
OMG lopez again
lopez franklin, my two least favorite guys on the team
C'mon Franky!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
weeks trying to win this thing with one swing
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
I'm not shit-faced yet
CRAP.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
here comes the walkoff
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Oh Crap
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
bear down
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
dear god don't get to the big guns
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
or maybe it hurt?
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
EFFFFFF
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
*grabs paper bag*
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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ruhroh...
There was hate for izzy, but i’d take him back now. Good or bad version.
Franklin !#@$!&*%#
not at the table, Carlos
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
how bout a yadi pickoff?
...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.
"nice crowd here tonight"
says Shannon, as the crowd calls for people’s heads.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
probably ryan brauns dad
...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.
umm...it's wisconsin
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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That's me
all the way from Springfield, MO
Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09
in milwaukee?
keep dreaming.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Is there anyway Ludwick can get this save too?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
plead with the Gods.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
I don't like pickoff attempts going up.
that is a prelude to bad things from Frankie.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
DRINK MORE
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
DAMNIT IT FRANKLIN FOCUS ON THE HITTER!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
that's what dominate closers do
franklin takes what he can get
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
brewers fans confused as to who to wrongly boo
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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That big crowd
has seen a “Born Burner”
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
LUDWICK GETS THE SAVE!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Winner!!!!!!
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
YES
THANK GOD LETS GO DRINKING
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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gentlemen! watch your language
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
TISS?
i dunno if that’ better
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 9, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
we call that "game 2 of the '09 nlds" around these parts
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
so avocado?
let’s not go conflating memes
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Been wanting to say this all year...
Great job by the bullpen!!!
by DisplacedCardsFan on Apr 9, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
YES YES YES!
EAT IT, BREWERS!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
I don't think they do it anymore
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wow, I had no idea it was so advanced!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
thank god. homework time. someone ban me from this site if i come back
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
on a friday night?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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it's really nice to see
great teams win games like that
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
that's a winner!
a great W
That’s the sort of win that builds team confidence
I love beating division opponents
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
is that measurable?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
Every shirt that remains tucked in after a game is worth 5 points. Every outfield, mid-air, hip bump prevented is worth 10.
Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09
no, but a swagger is important
measurable or not
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
This team has all the makings of one I am gonna absolutely love following
between the Pujols-Holliday middle of the lineup, colby becoming a star, and the stav, craig, mather bench stories
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
I get the award for calling the Ludwick save
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
and Matt turns to Albert and says, "Now I know how you feel all the time."
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 9, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Well that was fun, but its 4:30am and i really should sleep
But for future reference, post-4am GMT is magic time
franklin WPA .208
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
Jack clark's suit coat is about to pop
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Colby with another .500 OBP day
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
still rocking a near .700 OBP
for the season. Small sample size or not, that’s a good OBP to carry through 4 games. Keep it up, Colby.
Brendan Ryan is selling me a Sonic Blast.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
just so we're all thankful
for colby’s new-found plate discipline. without him, this is not possible. that and the genius double switch.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
long live the walkapotamoose!!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Colby's plat discipline
Isn’t so new, it’s a skill he’s always had, he just forgot about it last season.
fair enough
but he worked a great ab against hoffman, and 7 walks in 4 games…i mean…come on.
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Crazy Tony
pushed the right buttons tonight, somehow.
(terrific, now tomorrow we’ll see Holliday catching and Lopez pitching…..)
stav at short
tony: “he’s earned a shot.”
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
colby taking walks and mark mcgwire's dinger camp
i likey.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
VIDEO VIDEO VIDEO
NOW NOW NOW!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
so much to like in this one
besides Lohse’s backslide
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
lohse pitched fine
if our 4th starter has that kind of stuff and can paint the corners all season, we are in good shape
he got squeezed all game
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
ump was drunk
lohse should have had about 5 more K’s
You are now blinking manually o.O
by hr on Apr 9, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
3 runs?
he did exactly what we need our 4th starter to do, put our offense in position to win the game. And Stav predictably, in almost boring fashion, came through.
4, but still
lohse looked good tonight
not fantastic, but good
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
and at this point
good is fantastic.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me just say
I’m very unhappy with FSN Midwest for making me watch the Blues game and not providing me with the alternate channel for the Cards game. But I’ll take the results!
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
do people even watch the Blues?
I concede that hockey games are tons of fun to attend live and get drunk at, but people actually watch them on tv…?
no one say anything
do you know who it is az?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
i knew who it was but I knew I would mispell it
so i didn’t bother.
I follow hockey enough to know the prominent blues players
Think; It's not illegal yet.
fair enough.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
damnit!
you ruined my experiment!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
and it's tkachuk
but you get the point.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Shannon's call is AWESOME
He sounds like a little kid calling it!
“Get up Baby, get up baby..YEEEAAAAAAAH!”
by cloistermaximus on Apr 9, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
bernie has it:
miklasz Nick Stavinoha: the RH-hitting Matt Stairs. 5 minutes ago via UberTwitter
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
if that's what he becomes...that would be unlikely and also very nice.
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is he canadian?
i know he’s very nice. he helped Amaury.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that line is disturbing in two different ways
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Apr 9, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
mainly in that
it assumes someone loves Al
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
yes
but he inherited McLaughlin’s sensibility.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
the milwaukee announcing crew is so despondent.
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they should be
their all-world first-ballot closer just coughed up a DONG to Nick friggin Stavinoha.
keep us posted
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
they were just like...well....that was a bad outcome
“you just gotta tip your hat”
one of the FSN Live guys crumpled his game report right on screen hah.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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heh heh heh
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
"that was a bad outcome"
-milwaukee announcing crew at the hindenberg
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Memphis in the 12th
I’d like to finish the DFR but they aren’t obliging.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
they're just here to inconvenience you
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
have you seen minorleaguesplits.com
Daily Recaps for each team
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 9, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I've seen that from a couple places.
If that’s all you want, then have at.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
stay up.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
okay i'm out
if any of you were in madison, franklins all around!
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Stav really was down on one knee for that HR.
Also, I love Colby Rasmus. His walk makes that all possible.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
he gets a pbs tote bag for his donation.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
way ahead of you, azu
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Mo comes in with Mospeak to thank us for being the bestest ever
he sounds deeply uncomfortable and incredibly compelling. I should give the Cards more money!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I feel like I should put in another
LOL BRAUN
just for good measure.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
OH GOD MAKE THIS STOP
I want the old ad back.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I was listening this time.
that’s how bad it is.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
way to double their fan base
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
god
it’s the freaking fourth game of the year. i don’t care if you’re down 8-2, you stay at the damn game. they’ve got that beautiful ballpark and no one wants to go because ownership doesn’t do a damn thing.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Royals beat the Red Sox
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hmmm
BJRains Rick Ankiel boo’d off the field after trying to advance from 2nd to 3rd on a grounder to short. He was thrown out easily, didn’t even slide. about 2 hours ago via Seesmic
BJRains And the crowd loves Ankiel after he goes back-to-back with Billy Butler! about 2 hours ago via Seesmic
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
He looked pretty uncomfortable in the postgame interview w/ Goldberg
But he looked very happy when he got mobbed for his walkoff last night. They practically ripped his shirt off.
Also, Kyle Farnsworth must have decided he can let himself go now that’s he in the midwest…crazy facial hair and needs a haircut.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
shirt-ripping
got it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
It must be documented
and I need my Rick fix. I just want to look at him.
He looks better in red, though.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
who doesn't?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
just once i'd like a woman to say this about me
just freaking once
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
you look better in red
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 10, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
wow, you're a woman?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
only gdm knows
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 10, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
someday, gdm, a very special lady will come along
and say nice things to you and about you
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
that's very nice of you to say andi
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
you will probably have better luck next year
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 10, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
it just happened, gdm
you are not paying attention. perhaps this is the problem.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yeah andi didn't mean it that way
besides, she’s taken. gdm doesn’t even look at another man’s lady let alone put a move on her
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Oh, yeah. That's a rec.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 9, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
doing my part
to make this green
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
ditto
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
I just rec'ed the holy living shit out of this,
but because of some flaw in SBNation it only counted as one rec. Sorry, mojo; you deserved better.
by BTown Birds fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
this drastically improved my weekend
I may actually do something constructive tommorow. I would be such a succesful person if the cardinals always won.
tomorrow will be awesome
step 1: watch cardinals game at miller park tomorrow afternoon
step 2: badgers national championship game tomorrow night
step 3: ???
step 4: alcohol!
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
the ???
usually follows alcohol.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
well, true
i prefer !!!
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
What's step three?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
"Giovani Galardo"
heh heh heh
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hey flim
what’s the happy haps on your proxy stuff?
i will need this tomorrow
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
that'll do, stav.
that’ll do.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna have a sandwich
in Diner’s honor.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'm gonna watch "precious"
in prince fielder’s honor.
alternately:
i’m gonna fix myself a vinegar & water in ryan braun’s honor.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
...
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 9, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Never again in your life will you see Stavinoha as a trending topic
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
we're nearing 1200 comments
so, by all means, please push sbn to its futile limits.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
mmm.
6390.58 KB
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
mary todd lincoln's visions.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
in other news, Bobby Cox ejected!!
- New twist for the opening day introductions: Entire #Giants team enters as a group from center field, complete with balloons and streamers. about 8 hours ago via web
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
was it a football game?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
well, Jerry Rice threw out the first pitch to Steve Young
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
need less booze.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 10, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
need boxee fanpost
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 10, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah yeah
I want to make sure all the glitches were out first. I emailed you asking if you had MLB.tv boxee working yet without a proxy.
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 10, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, it's working
i’ll just need to circumvent tomorrow’s blackout because of the fox broadcast
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I sent you a rough draft real fast
Should get you through tomorrows game at least
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
sweet
you the man
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 10, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Mixtape: Don't Stop Believin'
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
steve perry...
steve perry…
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
It is VERY loud, and someone is singing along with the high note.
“…in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT”
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
And they were...shall we say...not really on key.
My money’s on Boog.
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
That was my thought too.
Now they’re playing OutKast
“I’m sorry Ms. Jackson”
“I am for reeeeeaalll”
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
wow. this is a mix tape for the ages.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
holy cow
+1
I’m sorry I’m missing it
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Thought I'd fill in for you tonight since you couldn't do it
but I won’t be able to fill in very often
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
we need to strengthen our bench.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
there is no other way to do it.
seriously. i dare you to listen to anything with steve perry and not bust out your best falsetto. i dare you.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, no doubt.
Except…well, not to brag, but when I do it, I’m on key.
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
Oh, I know this all too well.
Last winter I played drunken air hockey with a couple gay guys and some nursing students in a garage. It was an all-Journey mixtape, and we all sang every single song, very loudly, very drunkenly.
Separate Ways was particularly funny.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Tell me there was some air instrument playing involved.
Bonus points if one of those air instruments was keyboard.
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
That may have happened but my recollection is hazy
One of the girls definitely busted out some killer air guitar and she almost fell over.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAACE?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
this from the recap at brewers site:
“Silver lining of the game: Albert Pujols was 0-3.”
i don’t think that’s a silver lining – doesn’t bode well for them.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
tomorrow's recap:
“other than that, how’s the play mrs. lincoln?”
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
it was a bad outcome
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, i mean, he goes hitless and you still lose?
not good.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
(referencing above)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
mix tape's above
but points for your valuable contribution
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I was at the game, right behind home plate
Screaming “Put in Allen Craig!”. I looked like a jackass, sure, but a happy one.
by purple_haze on Apr 10, 2010 12:21 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
we all did
when stav pinch hit
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
thanks for participating as an accurate representative of veb
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Fickle GoBs - Gods of Bangkok - could not access VEB or audio and I had to rely on Gameday
. . which dropped signal when Stav came up. Sigh.
Will celebrate tonight by joining Red Shirt demonstration in red Cards T-shirt, Probably less exciting than Shanon’s call, but you take what you can get. . . .
Great win, and if you see the Farang with Cards shirt on CNN Bangkok report, have a Singha for me. !!
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
be careful, dude!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Nah, Asian black out for some reason. Makes zero sense. . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
I didn't know
that you were a farang. I thought with your name that you were from Japan. Similar red shirts (but maoists) here in Nepal. They plan to shut the country down Monday. Basically, they want to topple the government and form a new one. As the Nepal expert (not self-proclaimed, someone said it the last time I posted, and I have been hiding in the closet ever since), may I direct anyone interested to this site to follow the morass known as Nepali politics.
http://www.nepalnews.com/main/
Meanwhile, I still am not sure about having 6 outfielders on the roster, but sure not complaining after the 9th inning today (yesterday?).
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Apr 10, 2010 6:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm too buzzed to do the math,
but it seems improbable that after 4-5 games there’s only one team with no wins and one team with no losses. You rock, Giants (kind of, but not really), and you suck, Astros (kind of, but not really… OK, really, you do suck; sorry about that).
by BTown Birds fan on Apr 10, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
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