Game 2 Overflow Thread
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does that mean no talk of Jim Hayes?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
MOAR CAT!

just not those other cats
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Those cats aren't the creepiest thing in the pitcher.
Apparently she doesn’t care that she is being devoured.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Call for some chin music Yadi
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Crap
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
that counts as an out right?
He’s the Holliday helper
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
Crap
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
CURSE YOU NEW THREAD
fucking orlando cabrera. GAC
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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I'll take the blame on the O-Cab homer...
the ONLY photo I took of an opposing batter….and he goes yard in THAT swing…
My bad, guys; lesson learned.
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Oh god damn....
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
dammit wagonmaker
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Bad New Thread
BAD! BAD!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
i have no idea why aw busted him inside on that at bat. he roped 2 foul earlier
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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That was some stubborn pitching.
It was obvious that Cabrera was guessing fastball and trying to get around on it.
Why keep throwing it there with that location??
Hubris?
know your limits, Master Wayne.
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
who's got the big k pic?
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Wainwright
KKKK
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Morning from Bangkok - now under martial law and parliament fleeing the mob.
Now here’s the bad news. I can’t access game day or the radio. LIne score on VEB says 2-0 win. Someone help an exile. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
2-2 now
Orlando Cabrera hit a HR with Stubbs on first after a walk
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Crap - next time Cabrera is up, someone kick his crutches. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
roll the dice...
:D
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
waino @83 not especially sharp, early in the year
i wouldn’t mind seeing the bullpen up
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
i'll fix this for ya
i wouldn’t mind seeing the bullpen [blown] up
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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(not actually advocating violence)
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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orlando f'in crabgrass?
really Wagonmaker?
really?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i'm caught up, i'm just still pissed
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
When it comes to this year's bull pen's execution, I am in favor of it. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
good call!!
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Mission success
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
david weathers is not still on the reds, right?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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dude can't find the plate
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Boog with the BB.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Second batter of my big league career is ALBERT PUJOLS
with two on, NOBODY OUT….
THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP
Bird is the word.
Bang!
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
GWRBI
right there folks
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Albert's pretty good at baseball
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
So THAT'S what happens when we get people on base in front of Pujols
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Alcantara
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 7, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
What...
We are hitting in RISP’s now?
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
with RISP*
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
guy's a foot off the plate 4 strait pitches to boog
albert’s 1st pitch swinging
and it doesn’t even matter
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
the white bases are confusing him
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
that was just automatic
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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I say they walk Holliday
and give us a GrandSlamus
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
okay, that'll work too
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
KYLE V
PAGING KYLE V
DRAFT GO GO
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Nice finally got on just to hear Albert reclaim the lead. Wonder if Dusty has noticed that AP is hot. . .?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
WHOOOOOOOOOOO ALBERT SAYS FUCK YOU OQUENDO
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Sittin' in RF and I saw Secret Weapon throw the brakes up...
…and I said to the Reds fan, “check this…”
And off Albert went for home.
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Maybe Oquendo should use a Kryptonite stop sign for Albert. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
If i hand to find something to stop AP
I would use a Wandy Rodriguez
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
had
not hand
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
oh god don't bring up the Douche Wand so early in the year
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
i'm vaccinated
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
If you spell Albert Pujols in Scrabble
you win. Forever.
"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."
--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre
Not really
It’s a new version of the game, in Europe.
Proper nouns still illegal in regular Scrabble.
This space for lease. Contact within.
Very nice, MH - a few moe and we can bring in Frazzzy!
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Albert is not interested in stopping at third, Jose
He wants to get back to the dugout and get some sunflower seeds and Gatorade.
by mojowo11 on Apr 7, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
has Albert scored every time he's been on base so far this year?
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
right.
every time he’s gotten a hit anyway
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
sweet
I love our offense.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
ditto
keep scoring to avoid franklin! or something like that.
let’s go colby.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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albert just says "ain't no way" to oquendo
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Resident malcontented betamale
Noway Oquendo.
As someone said the other day.
by Ghostrider520 on Apr 7, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
me
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Tony protecting Colby?
I don’t like the bunt normally, but maybe Tony was taking the bat out of Colby’s hands to avoid a demoralizing bad at bat against Rhodes?
plus, Colby has a good chance to beat out a bunt
or Tony still likes to show dusty he's smrter than him
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
So close...
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
TLR saw we were acting too much like an AL team with all this scoring and stuff
mandatory late game bunt situation engage
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
why blow it open
when you can not?
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
gotta make sure Franklin knows it is a save situation
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
damn it Tony
first “damn it Tony” of the year?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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well he didn't look overly pissed
when Colby got to the dugout, so I assume so
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
is it the radio guys or the tv guys?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
joel is normally a radio guy though
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Hmmm...
Don’t know how much I like him bunting with no one out….Was that your idea Tony?
Bird is the word.
Maybe trying to bunt his way on? TLR left v left phobia?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
they were congratulating him in the dugout
that had to be called by Tony
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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Bunting runners from second to third with no outs
Is possibly my single biggest gripe with LaRussa as a manager.
Right as a type this
My sister who knows next to nothing about baseball texts me and asks, “Why bunt with no outs?”
I don’t know, sis. I do not know.
He can ride one of those out of any ballpark...
TWSS
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Tell him it's 2008?
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Someone tell Yadi it's Game 7 of the 06 NLCS.
by Pujols Is A God on Apr 7, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
someone tell Yadi the bases are loaded
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Man Tony, that sure worked well
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Kind of like selling Hogan's Heroes
as a war documentary, isn’t it?
"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."
--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre
keith tkachuk retired today too
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Wow... Two games into the season...
Give it some time.
by Pujols Is A God on Apr 7, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I wanna see Craig get an AB tonight
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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I thought mouthguards were to help prevent concussuions
I never thought they were relxing but I ain’t never been much of an athlete
Hrabosky’s just makin’ things up, verdad?
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
they have like custom made one's that you can wear all the time
they cost like $5K too
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
yes, they do

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Let's go Freeze!!!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
from what?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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did you know Freeze & Howard went to the same high school?
yeah, i kind of did dude
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
yes, i did
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
YES I DID BECAUSE I WENT TO THAT HIGH SCHOOL AS WELL
It needs to be shouted, sorry.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
man
i forgot how drunk Mike sounds on the air all the time… this is wonderful
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
ICY!
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
woo more runs
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
I love David Freese
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
aw YEAH
Freese looks happier today
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Freese rocking the BABIP
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Good thing we bunted
It’s not like Holliday would’ve scored on that single anyway, right?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Freeze Frame . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Mr. Freeze!

"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."
--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre
....

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
awesome
rec’d sir, rec’d
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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he gonna bring Waino out for the 8th?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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if i see one more picture of Mr Freeze
I am gonna kick someone in the junk
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Apr 7, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
god that bunt just makes me want to vomit.
thinking about it more and more
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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How AW looked so far? I just got on? Will TLR ride the wagon all the way?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
hyperbole, yea?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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I don't want to tempt the GOBs again
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/4/7/1409400/game-2-open-thread-7th-april-2010#34080387
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
This is an odd question
Anyone think Felipe will overtake Skip for 2b?
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Skip would have to go in an extended slump.
He’s got a lot of slack in my opinion.
by Ghostrider520 on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
no, i don't think so
unless skip has an uncharacteristically bad year, i’d say the odds are better of floppy overtaking Freese for 3B, or seeing some significant time as the 4th outfielder, or something
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Run Expectancy
2nd and 0 outs: 1.18
3rd and 1 out: .983
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I have no problem bunting
the Pitcher w/ a runner at 2nd with no outs.
But bunting your #5 hitter in that situation. . .
It slightly increases you chance of scoring a single run
While massively decreasing your chances of scoring multiple runs. It’s a stupid trade-off in all but a few very specific situations.
singles night at GALP friday?
yeah, no thanks
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Singles night at a ballgame?
How could an in-demand bachelor like yourself pass that up?!
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
there's not enough gdm to go around!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
...

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
by mysterui on Apr 7, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
glorious
my mom says i’m cool!
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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JD - come to Bangkok - every day is singles and Singha. . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
I had a gf whose nickname was Bangkok
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
phonetically enticing
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
by sportsman on Apr 7, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You already got my book, I think. . .Plane tickets are something else. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
the flubs are in town
and have you ever been to ohio? you know how normally 95% of the population is undatable? well in ohio it’s 99.9999999%. do you honestly think gdm is lucky enough to find love at a reds v flubs singles night with those odds stacked against his already insurmountable odds?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
nice - two pitches, two outs. . . Can AW go all the way?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Would TLR let Wain go all the way this early in the season?
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
honestly
who has ANY idea what Tony will do at any given time
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
there it is
I love it when adam does that
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Wagonmaker
KKKKKK
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Hope that's the end of the line for Waino
95 pitches
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
Agreed.
Especially when we’ve got a fully rested pen. Not worth pushing him this early on.
by Pujols Is A God on Apr 7, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Floppy in waiting. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Skippy sure does hit a lot of grounders between 1st & 2nd
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I am starting to notice that
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
i know the sample size is tiny
but Skip’s BABIP is a little low so far this year
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
He was something like 0 for 18 to start of last year or the year before
and he recovered to hit .300.
He’ll be fine.
by Ghostrider520 on Apr 7, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
low BABIP doesn't have much too do with luck
when you’re hitting weak grounders right back into the middle infield. Most of those are gonna produce an out
bango
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
bunghole
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How many times a broadcast do we hear the word
COMPETING or any word that is derived from the root word compete?
at least it's not the Colonel
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
This guy
referring to the best player in baseball as LUIS pujols really is a FAIL
I want the Walrus back...
is this the first baseball game he has watched this decade?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
yes, he's calls the osu football & basketball games on the radio
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
How can an announcer not know players names?
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Apr 7, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
Ask Joe Morgan
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
The adjective says it all
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Corky Ramos?
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
this is ohio people, when i tell you they don't follow baseball i mean they really don't fucking follow baseball
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
one of these days we are gonna listen to you
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
it's like i'm talking to the brick walls down here
i know it’s hard to believe, but it’s the truth. they don’t care, at all
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
what did you do to deserve an exile to such a terrible place?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
my great great grandpa was Hitler
and his great great great great great great great great great great grandpa was Judas Iscariot
so you see, i never had a chance
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Wow
I never knew Hitler and Judas were related…… explains a lot!
by ArkansasTravs on Apr 7, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Has anyone else noticed with mlb.tv that Troy Glaus keeps popping up in the corner?
It’s like it thinks he still plays for St. Louis.
kind of like the ghost of chris lambert?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Bad KMac, bad!
So I’m trying out this MLB At Bat thing for the first time, it’s kinda cool.
Best of all they just re-subscribed my Gameday Audio into an At Bat subscription an kept it at the same price.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Remind me. Who blew the lead when AW was in line for his 20th win last year
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
This bullpen unnerves me
and KMac is the best one. Gulp.
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
you forgot Mr. Miller
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
i don't like kmac coming in after waino
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Brings back memories.....
And Mclellan comes in to give Wainwright his 20th win and Cy Young awar…..Nevermind.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
BEISS
never forget
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
wow
that was thoroughly unexpected.. way to go Kmac
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
don't give TLR ideas
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
I see Colby is a walk machine tonight
I like
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
I was wondering why he was short an AB
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Freese gettin some nice clutch hits
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Boggs in the 9th if we're still up 6-2?
who’s with me
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Hell yes?
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
can you delete tweets on your twitter made by other people?
or can you just delete your own tweets?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
ugh, i wish i would have known that before i signed up
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
post something crazy, did ya?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
no, there's just a lot of stuff people keep posting that i couldn't care less about
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
yeah, you just gotta ignore shit
that’s why i like following 100+ people, it clears the crazy off my page fast
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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i'm up to 57 & i think that's a lot
there a lot of retweeting too that i just don’t care about
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
yeah, I am almost tempted to stop followin Alyssa Milano because of all her retweets
but I can’t do it until she confirms that she owes me a beer
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
her tweets have to be just impossibly bad
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
seems to be mostly
baseball, books, geeky stuff, and her career
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
You don't like my retweets?
Well, f you, mister
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
NO! i wasn't talking about you, i love your retweets andi
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
+1
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
yes, do the wave you ignorant bastards
it’s all you fucking got
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
you have no idea
i’m trying to hold back & be nice
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
McC!
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
look what you did
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
as my high school english teacher repeated at least once a week
know thyself, written at the temple at delphi
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
I visited Delphi
Went clubbing there. Had a very very very large girl try to continually dance with me
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
been there too. mostly just remember trying to sneak out of the crappy motel at night
and do … i forget why. It was one of those trips to europe in high school. Didn’t really check out the clubs, but I was only 17
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
Oh damn
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
cmon Freese
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
Bull pen ERA moving toward the level of the national debt. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
sounds about right
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Tough play to make
He was wayyyy off the line
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
he's off the hook
this time
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Save sitch unless we score more in the top of the 9th
Or blow the lead completely
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
SIGN JOHN SMOLTZY & RUSS SPRINGER!
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I fully agree, why is this not done yet
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
because we are not running the show
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Freese
has some nice RBIs but jeez he is barely competent at third
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
Small sample sizes
That last play was way tough to make
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
doesn't help
that his first counterpart is quite possibly the best defensive 3b of the last decade
I say he just looks worse by comparison, along with mysterui’s judgment of the difficulty
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
larue
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
breakfast
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
cmon pay attention!
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
what's with our pitchers and not giving Yadi a damn chance to nail runners this year
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Diner's not a big fan of CSI
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
that's Denny's workout for the day
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
those chops look lovely
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Two eggs, two sausages, two pancakes
And three strikes, you’re out.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Apr 7, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Maybe three shakes, too. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
i'm going to call Denny's DDD from now on
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i need to do this

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Apr 7, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like every Reyes who has ever pitched for us
What is this, four?
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
Notice that the 'Stros came within 9 runs today. When to the Cubs and Astros hook up?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
don't know,but
if they have any offspring, i want to play them
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
speaking of ex-cubs
take a look at harden’s line
3.2 ip, 1 h, 5 bb, 3 r, 1 er, 8 k, 1 hr
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
that's pretty baffling
90 pitches? i guess that’s harden’s leash these days
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
i am unimpressed with Lego this year
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
come on! let me overreact just once!
let me feel my feelings!
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
If that's where his head is,
you’re going have to speak louder for him to hear
Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.
We'll probably get crazy tony tomorrow
Stav-Mather-Craig
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
It's like a line change in hockey
That’s the secret reason for six outfielders.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
speaking of line changes in the wrong sport
Duquesne’s MBBall coach liked to sub all 5 guys out at the same time. Utterly ridiculous.
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
you mean the team that Iowa lost to?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
all i know
is that the saint louis fightin majerus’s beat them twice.
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
You can count on it
Molina at 1B, Adam Kennedy in LF (whoops) – maybe not
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
Not too long ago
that name made me think terrible terrible thoughts. he and esteban yan. i think I have finally moved on.
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
it's a day game too
floppy at 2B, skip in center, colby in RF, craig at 3B
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
his biggest problem
is these streaks when he can’t tell an outside pitch from one down the middle
in 08 he was like that for over a month at one point
really needs to adjust faster or get some specs
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
isn't that "fire burning on the basepaths"?
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
god fux my mlb.tv
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
thank you
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
as do i
he now has more fantasy pts than albert(also on my squadron)
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
no one cares about your fantasy team
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
who forgot to let teague in on the joke?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
the no one cares about your fantasy team joke
it’s an oldy too
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Not only does nobody care about anybody else's fantasy team
but that somehow gives us magical license to talk about our fantasy teams all the time anyway.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I am waiting for gdm to get on fantasy baseball
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
i was on it, hard core
but it took away my enjoyment of the Cardinals so that’s why i stopped.
i don’t think you all realized how much i really did used to hate all the fantasy talk. i wasn’t even joking a little
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I am gonna have to start understanding it
or this will be my only go at the Fantasy Baseball
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
come on, if i can understand it, you can
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
well, i would hope so
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
Colby is so smooth.
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I had choir practice.
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Yay choir!
I lost my voice on the day of a recital last week. :(
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
twitter @sirensofsilence
by sirensofsilence on Apr 7, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh that sucks.
I would always get sore throats the week of concerts in high school and just eat like twelve cough drops before we sang.
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It was pretty horrible
What part do you sing?
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
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by sirensofsilence on Apr 7, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
First soprano.
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Me too!
High five!
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
twitter @sirensofsilence
by sirensofsilence on Apr 7, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
o/
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\o
INTERCEPTION!
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
by vexedtechie on Apr 8, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Like five hours later.
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I didn't get back from Cincy 'til then!
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
oh my bad, i thought you were over at LGT following the Tribe
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I'm doing that too.
What? You think I can’t be two places at once?
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it's time to make a choice, CGirl
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Colby's had essentially a perfect night
2 BBs, 2 hits, 1 sacrifice bunt (which was stupid, but not his decision), no errors in the field, and now a SB
My fantasy baseball team is pleased that I overdrafted him by about 5 rounds
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
In my league he'll be a first rounder if this continues.
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damn day games
I live in Hawaii, 5 hour difference and my boss gets pissed when I watch games at work.
yeah, not exactly a way to make us feel sorry for him
the bastard
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
no one here is feeling sorry for you... in Hawaii
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdoYXdcqT54
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 7, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll trade you everything for a week & then let's see if you care about your boss
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I'll trade you jobs & places of residence
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Billy Wagner
1 IP, 1 H, 3 K’s 0 ER…..Holy god
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Yeah, but it was against the Cubs
Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.
by huja on Apr 7, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
It makes it that much more hilarious.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
ladies and gentlemen
get your Franklins ready
…not that I haven’t already had several
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Dogfish Head 60 Minute.. mm
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Sierra Pale Ale
in honor of Kyle Lohse also from Chico
The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me
speaking of which, the Dick Watch™ for the day
hitting 5th and playing CF… 0-3 with a strikeout
on the year, 0-7 with 3 strikeouts
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
SHOCKing
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
twitter @sirensofsilence
by sirensofsilence on Apr 7, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohh god here we go
Cmon Franksucklin slam the door shut for once!!!
by SKyNYrDCHiEF44 on Apr 7, 2010 10:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I swear this Reds announcer has never watched baseball in his life
1-2 count, the pitch is a ball…“1-3 now to Rolen”………..
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
Barry's out?
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lost audio. Frazzy hurt?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
tried to catch one with his shin
but could not control the rebound
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
he's not fooling anyone up there
i can’t understand why the team can’t see that
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Shannon just said
“That ball was smarked!”
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
that was smoked
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
That'll work too.
StanTheManFan
Contributes any way he can.
He's normally a nuclear physicist
Except when writing for this list.
by StanTheManFan on Apr 7, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Glovewick 2.0!!!!
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
FRANKLIN JESUS CHRIST
Luddy saves your ass x2
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Franklin owes Luddy a steak dinner
Lots of loud contact
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
Catchwick FTW
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Ryan F. Ludwick
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Yes!
"Pain is only in the mind. For me. Others, no." - Pornstache
by GasHouseMang on Apr 7, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
MARK MY WORDS....!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yes
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
HolyFuckingShitWick!!!!!!
©
™
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Apr 7, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
now that I look at it
it really is
it needed to be posted though
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I declare that
he owes everyone at VEB a drink.
"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."
twitter @sirensofsilence
by sirensofsilence on Apr 7, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
162-0 here we come!
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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 7, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
if ludwick does that all year
i don’t care what he hits
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
if Franklin gives up lasers like that all year
Ludwick better do that all year
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
again, if he does THAT all year, throw it back at me whenever you like
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
god if mlb.tv was sitting right in front of me, i'd punch its teeth in
freezing when i wanted it the most.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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Reds announcer - Franklin not fooling anybody and Red 0-2
Win some and you win some. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
It would just piss you off further with its delayed reactions.
You can read it in any tone you like.
Back to back Leatherwick!!!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 7, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
Whoooooo!!!!!!!!
2-0. I told myself I was only gonna watch 1-2 innings then do homework…yet here I am, 9 innings and ONE WIN later, beer in hand. Good decision, I’d say
I know, right
it’s not like they play these things every night
by mattyp on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
indeed, especially since I'm talking grad school
which actually involves a fuckton of work. If I were still in undergrad I’d be at least 10 more beers in right now
i'm still in undergrad
and i have 50 pages of writing and a grant proposal due on friday
… but i’m a few beers in
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
undergrand was probably
the easiest academic endeavor I ever undertook, including pre-k. But I concede it can vary a lot depending on your major.
eh, usually try to obscure it
because a lotta people will give you shit for it, but I’m a first year law student. But I don’t give a shit about politics or making a lot of money, so I think there’s hope for me yet to actually be one of the few good ones.
What was your bachelor's in?
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 7, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
history
or as I call it, a degree in jeopardy. I will never get a job thanks to that degree, but I will kick some serious ass in jeopardy.
I dunno
I don’t think I could get a degree in history, I just never enjoyed it or did well in it. Too much reading, not enough maths.
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 7, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
history and poli sci right her
i’m resigned to a life of doing nothing related to my major
even though im far more intersted in the poli sci aspect of it all
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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Poli Sci here too
But with another major in English. No jobs there.
Luckily going to law school.
by LandSickness on Apr 8, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Heh
History with a Latin minor
And my job “requires” an Accounting degree
This space for lease. Contact within.
i just like to say i major in international relations
both historically and presently.
ah well, back to writing my thesis.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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Doing the same
It sucks
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
aren't there more people in pre law than actually practicing law?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
the law field
is becoming totally saturated because the ABA doesn’t really put a firm cap on the number of accredited schools, like there is w/r/t medical schools. So there are “lawyer mill” type schools churning out hundreds of ill-prepared law graduates every year, who essentially just bought their degree. That’s why there are a shit ton of bad lawyers, and relatively few bad doctors in comparison (although trust me, we read enough cases to know that there are some very bad doctors out there)
i know far too well there are some shitty doc's out there
far far to well. i could have used a good lawyer though 6 years ago
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
didnt know you were in law school
congrats on picking the worse profession evar.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
and institution
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
i'm a double major in environmental chemistry and economics
at a top 25 liberal arts college. and i do find it challenging. neverthless, i do find there are quite a few times it’s easier than high school. finals, however, are not one of them.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Yeah, I was really referring to the amount of free time
I had nothing but free time in undergrad. Now (if I’m being responsible), I go to school from 8 – 4, then come home and do work until I go to bed. Depressing. It’s almost worse than having a job in the real world (except its not, because I’ve done that too and man does that suck more than anything)
absolutely true.
i only lack free time because of the massive amount of extracurricular things i do. freshman and sophomore year, where i did very little besides go to class (usually did that, anyway…) i really didn’t have anything but free time either.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
good call, hombre
i just have to study for this test for friday.
eff ‘Evolution and Extinction’
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
Franklin sucks
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
we really need to get that going again
maybe he’ll regress to the mean
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
(where the mean is him for the first 3/5 of last year)
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
uh...no
let’s keep that one buried, seeing as how it just became completely non-ironic and a self-fulfilling prophecy at the most crucial point of last season
uh huh
we can state facts, no memes needed
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
i thought after all the #'s & stats that showed just how lucky Franky was last year
people would finally begin to realize that was never a meme to some of us
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
it was never a meme to me
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
There's an example
of why Saves are a terrible stat
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
what he saved was
luddy from having a worthless night
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
who's hungry?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
carbs much?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
heartr attack on a platter . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
mmmmm carbs
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 7, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
looks like something you get
at Lamberts
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
i would totally destroy some honey butter rolls right now
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
O'Charley's rolls nom nom nom nom
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 7, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll have...
The Chicken Fried Steak
mashed potatoes, sawmill gravy
Sides of chicken ’n dumplings
Corn
Cinnamon Apples
and don’t forget the rolls, fried okra, and fried potatoes
Now THAT’S a lot of carbs!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
that's awesome
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I grew up in ozark
so I’ve been to Lambert’s many a time and seen many a tourist get hit
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
i've got family all over down there
i actually prefer the Sikeston one over the Ozark one. the food taste better to me
i can’t tell you how many old people i’ve seen take on to the face & knock off their glasses. someone should film those & put them on youtube
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i'm from SE Mizzou, so that's probably why i like it more
the Ozark one is alright, but it tasts just like crackle barrel to me & i hate crackle barrel.
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I've never been to the Sikeston one
but I went to the one in FOley, AL.
Our waiter played some funny pranks with fake spilling drinks and pulling a stuffed animal out of a big pot.
The menu was a little different too.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
He ordered the whole left side of the menu!
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
that's just what you get
when you order the chicken fried steak.
Mashed potatoes
and three sides
plus pass arounds
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I was just referencing
Diner.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
No AL, hard hits only happens when the pitcher sucks
Franky really sucks, why the fuck the team & their puppets can’t see that i’ll never know
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
no, the blackout expired on the Dish
i got an email today from DTV though, it took everything i had not to reup on the spot
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
really? usually i hear FDTV
what’s your beef with Dish?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i don't follow? the only thing DTV has that Dish doesn't is the nlf & MLB
and they used to have the MLB but got screwed out of it by Fox who basically own’s DTV. they’re also getting screwed out of MLB.TV because of Fox. which really pisses me off
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i thought i saw a commercial or maybe an ad online the other day
that said something about Dish Subscribers getting MLB Network. Did it change?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I can't find anything
perhaps I was hallucinating?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
i'd tell you to stop drinking, but i don't want to do that to you
i couldn’t find anything either. it’s alright. when i’m able to reup the DTV EI i’ll have MLBTV too
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I am in the needing to move mode
Doing the househunting. I think the main reason that I am finally ready to buy is so that I can get EI
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
moving to STL or just in the same town up there?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I couldn't find any place that was
a sports bar that used dish that got the FSN channels that DTV gets. Maybe they were just all cheap and didn’t get the right package, but I couldn’t watch Gonzaga games out here on Dish.
But mostly EI. I don’t care what they’re argument is with anybody. If you can’t give me baseball, I can’t give you money.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
yeah, they are too cheap
i can seen every zags game & i don’t have the full court package
but i understand what you mean re EI.
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
because they are positioning for a trade after getting the most value from their bullpen over the last few years
and the bullpen is not as important as the starting pitching and the hitters, albeit it is important
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
who are they going to give up to get a good pen?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
probably one of the VEB favorites
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 8, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Allen Craig would be a smart bet
I’d probably give him up for someone like Heath Bell if we’re in serious contention mid-season.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 8, 2010 6:11 AM EDT up reply actions
okay erryone
i’m off to watch an episode of Mad Men then study. see ya tomorrow afternoon.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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hi!
winnar?
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 7, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
Ahhhhh
Isn’t it great to have baseball again? You know, going to bed thinking about that HR or that catch or that…. mustache?
I want the Walrus back...
Redbirds and Red Shirts . . .life is interesting in Bangkok!
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
nice recap
merit badges for everyone.
except you. you know who you are.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
awww, TLR's almost lost his voice
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
is he filing during the press conference?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i think so, but what does he have to file in the visiting managers office?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
the mind boggles
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
straussy asks about Colby, quote TLR "outstanding"
he’s reeeealy playing well
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
it happens
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 8, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
"that guy needs comfort food"
is the beer spiller. in slo-mo.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
HAHAHA
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
that's wonderful
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
I don't know
but IIRC he has the ClemsonGirl seal of approval.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that's not important
you’re really after the fang seal of approval.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
uh... right.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
You just keep telling yourself that.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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you have to get everything fang approved first anyway
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Mmhm
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
just ignore him, eventually he'll go eat or go to be
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
the hell?
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
no wonder you're so screwed up!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 7, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
if you side with a woman over me i will never be prouder of you
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
it's why i'll always go with spants' and sirensofsilence's opinion over you
every day.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I've said this before quite a few times but
Luddy rulz
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 8, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
holy crap renteria went 5-5 tonight!
definitely picked him up in fantasy this afternoon!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
HL will be happy
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Edgar!
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Mr. Clutch
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Waino interview coming up....
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
HFS
first repeat lineup in first 2 games…. since 2000!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
nex def'd
see second comment of first gamethread
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I didn't read the year on that
I read the lineup
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oh cool
media error. this game is not available
anyone else with mlb.tv able to watch the archive?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
i did
got real busy around the sixth and decided i’d pick it up there where i left off
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
guess i might as well look a the box score
and watch the highlights
“we’re having server difficulties especially with archives. should be working again in the morning”
cool. second game of the season. good thing i’m not, like, excited about baseball or anything
i hope nothing particularly amazing happened after holliday’s 2 run double
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
MLB.tv has been shit all day
cut out for me in the 8th and I couldn’t get it back on. Don’t even know what this Ludwick play everyone is talking about was
it wouldn't be so bad
if it wasn’t the exact same shit to start last season
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
mark my words...!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So is tomorrow a typical TLR won the series game?
stav, bombs, Milk?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gotta kee[ your foot on the gasthe next day especially w lohse
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
But what about when Penny's the one pitching tomorrow............?
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
who's got mix tape duty
get on it, people!!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
second song
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I'm still a half hour behind...Haven't seen the clubhouse or TLR yet.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Don't ask me to try to identify a hip hop song...
cause I don’t know the one playing during Waino’s interview
Bird is the word.
we may need more volunteers
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Frankie's got another one in the background
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Wainer just said pissed, ha!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
was he talking about Carp?
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 8, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
you gotta be f'ing kidding me Tiger
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
wow, that is really beyond the pale
and I’m not even one of the idiots who think who he screws, or who any celebrity screws, is my concern, much less a matter of national importance.
on the upside
the phrase “beyond the pale” reminded me of the song “Whiter Shade of Pale,” which I’m now listening to and is awesome. Supposedly John Lennon was so transfixed by the song he listened to it repeatedly and called it one of his all time favorites.
Old Hoss chimes in
OldHossRadbourn
Just talked to E. Woods. He’s pretty chapped. “I didn’t raise my boy to eat at Perkins, tasty Chocolate French Silk Pie be damned,” he said.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Any idea why Penny goes tomorrow and not Lohse?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
it's his southern charm, Horton.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
no Cat, Franky didn't do a good job today!
he really needs to stop kissing up to the players, that’s pathetic
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
that was my thought too
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
One major problemo
again, and again, and again…too many f’in LOBsters. I think we had 10 this game.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
didn't we have a lot yesterday too?
could be a great sign
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 8, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
YP in to close for the Tribe, the pain, it still hurts
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
wow, a drama free save. gee, who could have seen that coming?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Drama free?
Speak for yourself.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Seconded
Lots of well hit Franklins flying to Ludwick
by olddomination on Apr 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i think he's referring to the save by Chris Perez
of the Indians, a young fireballer I’m afraid to say I’m not familiar with.
i was talking about YP's save for the Tribe
scroll up if you want to see what i think of Franky
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i was, it's easy to say that when you're only connected to the pitcher & not the team
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Perez kicks ass
so Moz overreacted last year. he’s still learning the ropes. I still think he’s done a fine job
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
what's the Destroyer's status?
starting this year in the minors? And F me, I still can’t believe we gave up both those guys for Mark Derosa.
yesssssssssssssssss
halski updated with all the ads, plus a boog and a carp
http://www.flickr.com/photos/markhalski/sets/72157604462929278/?page=2
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the 08 video board thing
is my all-time fave. maybe it’s 07, hmm. however the full ad is on youtube; that one is cut off.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Did I just hear Rickey Horton
anoint the AL as the Senior Circuit? Suck it Ricky.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Horton auditioning for job as Joe Morgan's color guy. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
the twitter slapfights are no longer amusing
in the midst of games that count
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
there are like five sportswriters at least
it’s mostly about the Blues
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
All the Blues talk is getting annoying.
So they suck? Move on. The Cardinals are on and are decidedly unsucky.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
that's what I'm sayin'
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
and mizzou basketball talk needs to stop too
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Arguing about pre-pre-PRE-season rankings needs to stop.
You know who you are.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
is that was dgoold is talking about?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
do these reporters have
children, and dignity? “Go back to bed, Daddy’s just Twitter battling an intenet persona.”
the reason for the internet
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I see Ensberg thinks Papeldouche is tipping pitches,
and good reporter is now in on the slapfights.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
oh sweet
Papeldouche blew it? Always makes my subway commute so much more interesting. I don’t even need morning coffee, I just feed off the Schaudenfreude
that word breaks VEB
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it is a bad day for Cardinal nation
tied with the Pirates and all
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
It's a worse day for Cubs nation
Two games behind the Pirates and all
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
goes w/o saying
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the Pirates aren't that bad really
after a few games anyway
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Dusty
“He threw pretty good,” Reds manager Dusty Baker said Wednesday. “I’d hate to seem him pitch if he didn’t have slippery baseballs.”
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Cueto is awesome
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
well, dusty
he threw well
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
bernie tweets ALLEN CRAIG might start in RF tomorrow
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Lopez and LaRue
better work extra hard for your socked brethren, Boog
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i feel like it's still ST
games are happening and i can’t watch them
fuck
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Just saw it on the WWL
LOL’d
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 8, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
FU WWL
GloveWick was the #1 WebGem. no matter what your dumbass says
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
LUDDY!!!!!!!!!!
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 8, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
after the strikethrough tuesday
all my facebook status updates have been in bold. wtf
"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 8, 2010 1:43 AM EDT reply actions
Ahhhhh, had a ton of fun today at GABP...
…seemed like Boggs was kinda pissed in pregame though. Wouldn’t even acknowledge the kids on the fence….everyone else seemed to at least wave once.
But anyway, workin’ on the photos, will write up a fanshot later….first ever. Haha
(2-0 lifetime in games attended, lol)
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
wow, Boggs pissed?
what crawled up his cap? did he spend time with his mentor Carp and is contemplating revenge for the slick balls?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
fun japanese VEB fact
when you view VEB from a foreign country SBN’s ad providers are apparently all about offering green card lottery information.
you're able to return to the country, right?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
now that I have this green card information I should be a-ok.
by DanUpBaby on Apr 8, 2010 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
excellleeennnt
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
rest east VEB, GDM is not taking over for Dan
repeat, GDM is not taking over for Dan
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
[eyes suspiciously]
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I love Flip Flop Fly Ball
new graphics.
http://www.flipflopflyin.com/flipflopflyball/
mmmm, man stew.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

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