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Around SBN: Blake Griffin Slam Dunks: NBA Jam Style

Format testing

Just curious to see if new posts come up all effed up like the rest of the site at the moment. Nothing to see here, folks.

Got an email in to site support; haven't heard back yet. Hopefully this doesn't take long.

Since the other thread is now unusable, if everybody just wants to use this one to continue discussions and the like, I'll just leave it up.

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Testing.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 6, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

hello

how are veb?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm fine

you?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

just that thread

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is like watching a good Motte start.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, so how in blazes does that make any sense?

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Apr 6, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

nyc is from the future

duh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, clearly, when nyc gets back here,

there needs to be some form of kangaroo court punishment, yes? I suggest forced avatar change.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Apr 6, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte with a face tattoo.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

concurrence

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

So I wonder if

we should leave a tag open over here?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 6, 2010 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I think PJ tried it.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 6, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

A good beta-tester would...

to see if the error could be duplicated.

I don't often comment, but when I do, I only comment on VivaElBirdos.

by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems fine

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you know if, in the Yahoo league,

only people on the bench don’t count towards your stats?

Does an CI count also, along with the starters?

by LandSickness on Apr 6, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

this confused me for a while, but I actually emailed someone with yahoo and it’s true, only the bench and the dl’d players don’t count for stats (which is kinda crazy imo)

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I have Ta-share-uh as my first baseman

and Kendry Morales as my CI. I’m trying to decide if it’s worth it to trade Morales for a pitcher.

Someone offered Greinke and Delgado (their players) for Morales and Penny (mine).

My best pitcher is Wandy Rodriguez right now, so would this be a good trade?

by LandSickness on Apr 6, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

what would be the point of having a "CI" if it's stats didn't count?

(not being an ass)

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 6, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone think

they can strike out the Cubs nation site?

by jxmetal1 on Apr 6, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Aha, so Cubs nation = Alfonso Soriano?

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Apr 6, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

he probably makes the most

(too lazy to look it up)

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I saw Alfonso yesterday

Get absolutely lit up by Derek Lowe throwing low and away. It was downright embarassing.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Apr 6, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the cubs would all bat like Soriano...

We need to bring up PJ Walters for every series. He owned Soriano in the game against the Cubs last year.

Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Apr 6, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude

good idea

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently the voting is still on

for my song suggestion’s final four matchup. so if you are looking for a way to help a fellow VEBer out, go here and vote for “Final Countdown”

the second team has come in the game and given up 30 or so points of the lead. voting open until 5:55 pm CST, today.

thanks

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 6, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Done n' Done

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Apr 6, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of voting,

did you ever hear anything?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 6, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 6, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Voted

Looks like you’re in pretty good standing to take it

by LandSickness on Apr 6, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

got to finish strong

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 6, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with Mister.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

As far as I know

just the satisfaction of knowing I chose their intro song for the year.

I will probably suggest another song next year, and try to go all UConn girls bball on the competition. thanks, of course, to my VEB cohorts.

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

unfortunately it's a cubs station, so I might get stuck.

they have to talk some cardinals, due to the location, but I don’t think they ever have cards tickets.

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 7, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

done

you’re up 76-24

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
I cheer for two teams: the Cardinals and whoever's playing the Cubs.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 6, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

this SI picture is a tad disturbing...

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/teamphotos/mlb/20100405/Cardinals_Reds_Baseball.sff_163426_team.jpg

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

hopefully dusty never touched the arm

albert may develop gingivitis though.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of this

http://api.ning.com/files/h4L8isSypCENOLhO5mYfDrIAHttJ0zinm59kqu0uHwfZg2mAQJ9Kg6vEKUEuerCKJTUyKmPt4dZd-X5uP6kInH6NdNCw9tUR/gerard_butler_as_leonidas_and_rodrigo_santoro_as_xerxes_in_300_2007.jpg

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Apr 6, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could

but I won’t

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I originally thought the CI

was the back up for first or third base.

by LandSickness on Apr 6, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

not in fantasy land

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, let's talk about pitching some more.

Some people throw hard and others throw less hard. Discuss!

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Apr 6, 2010 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

And some people throw hard and up in the zone

Dave Duncan calls such pitchers “Anthony Reyes” and has them banished to Cleveland.

Then there’s Don Drysdale, who “pitched to contact” 154 times in his career.

by Michael_68_1999 on Apr 6, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

anybody got the azru flashcard on the three relievers handy?

I can’t keep Salas and Samuel apart. Salas is the control guy who is close to the majors, si? Sanchez is the one who should be closing by ASB 2011, righto?

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

by jacksonian on Apr 6, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

can we make an actual flash card?

print out for home use…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where's that flash HTML tag?

I don't often comment, but when I do, I only comment on VivaElBirdos.

by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Samuel is the one who has good stuff

But his posts get all screwed up because he can’t format them correctly.
Wait…

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought that was Sanchez

and his posts get all screwed up because they are dirty

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 6, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

for some reason

it’s really easy for me to tell them apart

samuel – amazing velocity, terrible control
sanchez – great velocity, mediocre control
salas – above average velocity, good control

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're like three sides of a coin

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean kinda like a quartet minus a penny?

Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Apr 6, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Showing my age...

I see those names and think…

Juan
Rey
Mark

I don't often comment, but when I do, I only comment on VivaElBirdos.

by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salas is about average for a reliever, I'd say

92, 93.

Salas also throws a slow curve, whereas the other two are more heater/slider guys.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Apr 7, 2010 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

apparently the newfound wisdom is that fastballs are valuable

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh lord

BCB has a post up wondering why people hate the Cubs.

by sdrone on Apr 6, 2010 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

keeps 'em off the streets

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's hilarious is that the majority can't accept that most other parks tamp down on douchey behavior.

the ones that people talk about are the ones where the behavior stands out.

at least Philly fans revel in it. they don’t ask: why? why us? what did we ever doooo?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

sdrone valiantly tries to bring up the ignorance card.

good luck…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

What can you do.

I just followed up with a “you’re on the internet, stop assuming your normal” post.

My apologies to all the guys in their mom’s basement.

by sdrone on Apr 6, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you ever been to Wrigleyville?

Crawling with ’roided-up douches.

I needed a shower afterwards.

by thepainguy on Apr 6, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting...

Apparently they only need 4 rec’s to turn a comment green. (Judging by the 1st green’d comment which only has 4 recs.)

I don't often comment, but when I do, I only comment on VivaElBirdos.

by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

some places only need one

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Federal Baseball?

I don't often comment, but when I do, I only comment on VivaElBirdos.

by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think its 3 actually

they had a thread there a couple months ago where they turned every comment green

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 6, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was only half as good as our all-green thread, though

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yet they still think the Cardinals suck

true denial

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If anyone's interested, I think I figured something out about the other thread

Every time someone left an italics or bold or strikethrough tag open, the page changed the tag from (for example)

<b>

to
<b />

automatically. They probably have this feature in for people who post images using the <img> tag without closing it. You don’t have to close an img tag for it to work, but it’s good coding practice to do so, usually by doing this:

<img blah blah blah />

It’s some sort of auto-fix to close tags that don’t get closed, but instead of closing it with a separate tag, it closes within the original tag. It should be an easy fix for SBN’s programmers (I would imagine).

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

you mean people don't just use the buttons

geeks

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

it seems so much easier

copy, highlight, hit button, paste, done

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

then I'd have to push out other useless information

I dropped my computer science minor for a reason: I be too lazy

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, VI > Emacs > GUI editor

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Apr 7, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Still haven't learned vi

I’m an emacs guy

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 7, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just thankful it wasn't

VEB would have never been the same

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 6, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems sbn has censored my </b/>
probably for the best

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 6, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF, i haven't been able to even get on VEB all day

like no threads would open till just now

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Just wait til you see one before this one

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

it won't open, what happened?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

twitter's been wonky all day too

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something must be screwey with your browser again.

It still opens fine for me.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm using iron, so there shouldn't be any problems right?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure

probably should be though

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

it wasn't earlier

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i haven't been able to use that in a week

ever since they updated it, it’s been so slow & always locks up

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Define "good"

I don't often comment, but when I do, I only comment on VivaElBirdos.

by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everything works, and well at that.

I’ve still never had a single issue people complain about on firefox. Thanks, Mac!

by Mister Eff on Apr 6, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok..

thought you were defining good as this

I don't often comment, but when I do, I only comment on VivaElBirdos.

by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noooo

that debacle is on a whole other playing field.

by Mister Eff on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sent you a screen shot.

check your email. I can’t upload from work.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 6, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's awesome!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have the screen captures

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

So after last night broadcast,

I have to assume that 6 is no longer a serious number @ Mobile on the run.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 6, 2010 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfortunately the song in the radio ad for the promo was country-esque

Which would drastically reduce how 6ly I could stomach the promo, if it was repeated thusly as a TV ad night after night.

by bailorg on Apr 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's... Sonic?

99 cents?

I don’t remember.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, it was mobile on the run

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

sonic

has 99 cent blasts whenver the cardinals hit a HR!!

by Evilfrog on Apr 7, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's the one

thank you

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, it would be ironic.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about it

but they would probably just start coming over here and doing it (if they could figure it out that is)

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

so what you're saying

is that we should do it

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll wait a couple of days and drop the strikethrough bomb

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know they're Cubs fans

But surely at least one of them is smart enough to figure it out. Especially when the strikethrough only starts happening after your comment

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is what I am for

"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for the Cubs to win the World Series (Luke 18:25)"

by JesusChrist on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

all he said was

brb

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

JesusChrist

even hates the Cubs!

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 7, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I so wanna pull

a TWSS here but I won’t.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Youknow...

it would be an effective way to comment on their “Why you hate us” post…

/notrecommendingit

I don't often comment, but when I do, I only comment on VivaElBirdos.

by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

that purity v prosperity fanshot, who wrote that?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

yo momma

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

she can't even email without help, and i'm not even joking

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

neither can mine

she can check it though, she’s made some progress

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, exactly. i don't know who this person is

but they got a nice big flag from me for the WWL & joe morgan love fest. that garbage does not belong here

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? A flag?

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

your gotdamned right

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wtf gdm?

Where in the community guidelines does it say you can’t like Joe Morgan or ESPN? What did you flag him as, a troll? Inappropriate? Spam?

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'in' gdm

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think they have a general purpose flag for that

And if that isn’t in the CG, it should be

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 6, 2010 9:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

it doesn't belong here, so i flagged it. it's that simple

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously you're free to flag whatever you want

I think it’s a little over the top to flag him just for saying he likes Joe Morgan. That’s not a position that’s outlawed in the community guidelines. 99% of the commenters here don’t like Joe Morgan (self included) but if we start scaring away people who think differently, that’s a form of groupthink I just don’t think I can be a part of.

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think he's good at calling a game

is what he said wasn’t so retarded, the way that he calls the game could really shine through

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I don't mind Morgan's game-calling at all

he seems a bit of a dick and obviously knows very little about baseball, but as an announcer he’s harmless enough. Some of the local guys on the TV broadcasts are just as bad, if not worse.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Apr 7, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Steve Philips was really awful.

I think even the FJM guys once admitted that Philips was much worse.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Apr 7, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the post was essentially spam, so i don't mind someone flagging it.

But it not cool just flagging it just because the poster likes something you don’t.

by Mister Eff on Apr 6, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

USA! USA! USA!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

see, you get me

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think it's funny he flagged it

i mean, had he not said so the person would never know, because i don’t think it’s going to require a conference of the mods to determine a course of action – they’d just chuckle and say f’n gdm. if he’s actually pissed, though, i worry about gdm.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's pissed? dan, red & az?

or the writer? what’s he going to do about it? sick the WWL on me? bring it on bitches. i’ll take their ass down quicker than salburry whipped out the pic of his junk to new interns

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

you

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, no i'm not really pissed

just thought it was spaming the site. the WWL stuff just put it over the top

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I just don't see it as spam

He said he likes ESPN, but he wasn’t pimping them out. In fact, the point of the article was to condemn ESPN for usurping opening day from the Reds. Was it a great fanpost? No. Was it even a good fanpost? Nope. It wasn’t terrible though. It had some facts and was well thought-out. The only part to me that was even close to spam was the link at the bottom.

Apologies if I misunderstood your position.

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by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It wouldn't be spam to me if you or any other regular VEB member wrote it.

But when a guy who had never commented on VEB before writes a fanpost with a link to hi blog, that immediately sends spam waves up my spine.

He’s not a member of the community (yet); he’s just looking for page views.

by Mister Eff on Apr 6, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

flagged

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 6, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

no worries, i should have been more specific

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, especially since i never even noticed the link

to his website. so did you also flag the guy who was fanposting in spanish who REALLY seemed to be pimping his site?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, he was too pathetic to flag

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe the site name threw him off, that was my first thought

then he kept posting his damn blog.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 6, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I flagged him.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 7, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, that's mild compared to a stabbing

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

There was a link to the person's blog

I took a gander, most of it was about sports but not baseball specifically.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i ended up getting bombed with a cubs fan in a zambrano jersey yesterday

my internet was f’ing up and i didn’t want to take the chance of missing the game via mlb.tv so i went to a bar. i had on a red cards t-shirt. just before first pitch a reds fan in votto jersey and cincy cap sits next to me. we chatted through the whole game – he was a huge fan but also a cool guy and we got along fine. about the 7th inning a brewers fan takes a seat next to the reds fan – team cap but no jersey. instead he’s got one of those douchey t-shirts. he’s an obnoxious guy, f’ing the cards and reds constantly and then says to reds guy and i – “eat it, mothers!” and pulls up his douchey tee sleeve to reveal a tattoo: filling a brewer blue circle almost the size of a softball is “08”. reds guy and i are confused – 08? then it dawns on me. “because you guys made the playoffs?” i ask. “yeah, motherf’ers!” he shouts, “brewers!”

well, reds guy and i ignore him best we can when, lo and behold, cubs guy enters in time for the start of his game. had the jersey and cap. he’s standing behind us taking in the game. when things started falling apart for the cubbies and big z, brewers guy starts getting loud, mocking the cubs and really enjoying himself. cubs guy is peeved but doesn’t say anything until brewers guy turns toward him and shows that tattoo with a loud, “cubs suck!”. cubs guy thinks that “08” refers to getting swept by dodgers, i find out later, because, well, it makes just as much sense. words are exchanged and brewers guy ends up on the deck with a bloody lip.

three or four guys at the bar grab cubs guy, just to calm him down, i think, but cubs guy is pissed and having none of it. the guys end up wrestling him to the ground. so there’s a cubs guy and brewers guy down with reds guy and i just sitting there. inexplicably, though, reds guy and i get up at same time and start pulling the dudes off cubs guy. to make a long story short, once peace was restored cubs and reds guys and i leave and wind up drinking together at another bar, watch the rest of the cubs game. no idea what became of brewers guy. and no, an astros and pirates fan didn’t show up at the other bar. still, the nl central is a crazy division.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 6:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

did this really happen

because this is like a classic NL Central joke. add in the astros and pirates fan for the punchline. you can go worldwide with it!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it really happened

i didn’t even think about the pirates and astros until i was writing that. wanted to post it last nite but either i or my internet was still f’ed up. then i was completely thrown for a loop today with that other thread.

the cubs guy was pretty fatalistic, or realistic. he’ll always be a cubs fan, of course, but figures they have to wait about another decade before having a chance again – he actually said, “but a decade doesn’t seem long in comparison to a century” – he thinks this for two reasons: pujols’ greatness and soriano’s contract/non-greatness.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was nice when that was the majority of cubs fans

i mean, it’s sad, because for a long stretch the cubs were pretty competitive with the cards, and it was a nice rivalry on the field.

i don’t know, obviously I’m biased — I just don’t buy the whole “every park has these people, they’re just the vocal minority” thing. it smacks of making excuses for whatever sparked the rep in the first place.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually think would have considered liking the Cubs,

if Mark Cuban had been allowed to buy the team.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Apr 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

who are you?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

because it would have been a trainwreck

and we would have liked that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

O/U on Cuban storming the field to argue a call?

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by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh that would've been so sweet...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops, sbn'd

when the rivalry on the field got good, things kind of deteriorated in the stands

/bias!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

good story

i’ve heard such horror stories about those brewers fans

by LandSickness on Apr 6, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.

that’s all i can say.

and brewers guy proved that all brewers fans are douches.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
I cheer for two teams: the Cardinals and whoever's playing the Cubs.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 6, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess since I'm in central IL

I only know 1 brewers fan. he just moved here from Wisconsin a couple years ago and he’s one of the few people here I do like. so SSS, I guess.

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by STLRegalia on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know only one as well

I live in Tiger country, so most people I know are Tigers fans (and I can gladly brag about 06).

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
I cheer for two teams: the Cardinals and whoever's playing the Cubs.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

we wandered around Taste of St. Louis one time

before a game. they were all over.

however, there were also a lot of cooked sausages there, so everyone was in a good mood.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

all the hot chicks get the good parking

next time I’ll carpool or even take the bus. then again, I hate parking.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear VEBers

in your head, when you see “SSS” on this site, do you think “small sample size” or “small statistical sample”? For me, it changes on an almost daily basis.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

neither

what does it stand for?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think of the HMS Bounty & break into song

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now I think

Sanchez Salas Samuel

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by TBender on Apr 7, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Same sh*it ?

i guess it always remind of SSDD

youneverknow

by floodOfLove on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was

“Sthat’s Swhat Shesaid”

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Apr 7, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

So you've been to MT then?

This is how we take care of the wolf problem.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 7, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

ol' pete seems all right to me

those broad generalizations never work, zz

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

I welcome other teams’ fans/other viewpoints

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's also fun

when every once in a while Szymborski or JInaz or someone like that drops in to be all like “I wrote that article so let me tell you what I really meant” etc. etc.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the beauty of an extremely uncommon last name – I can always find out when people are talking about me and come in and either bust some skulls or crack open some knowledge eggs.

--
Dan Szymborski
BTF
Dan on ESPN Insider

by D.Szymborski on Apr 6, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, but sadly nobody has a snowballs chance of correctly pronouncing such a mixture of glyphs

what is this “z”? i know nothing of it

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 7, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mmm, knowledge eggs

Just in time for the season of Easter, no less.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 7, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't someone (not naming names)

abusing a study and the author came to the thread to contradict him?

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

going to school in wisconsin blows

that’s about it.

all cubs fans and brewers fans. brewers fans are pretty cool, that i know at least. my roommate last year is a huge brewers fan and we got along fine. the other writes for fangraphs.

cubs fans here are infuckinsufferable. they are either the strongest bandwagoners you’ll ever see(they’ll cry about DeRo) or they’re the nice and cuddly fatalist, which bothers the hell out of me for some reason. should never have dated that cubs fan gal either. made things awk when pujols and ludwick laid a drubbing last year

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 6, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

and brewers guy proved that all brewers fans are douches.

Can anyone else see anything objectively incorrect in this statement? Hmmmm…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Apr 7, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

proves stuff about zoomzoom...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously I would be laugh out loud

Possibly point and laugh if someone got a tattoo for their team making the playoffs. But I have thought about getting the CheBird tattooed

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 6, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, like i told him

i’d essentially have a full body tattoo.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

and rec'd

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

shenanigans?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i only wish it had happened there

damn!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, here's the plan

add that bar into the joke, plus the astros and pirates fan, put in a short punchline, then get proper formatting together, then … forward it to everyone you know.

I don’t know if internet fame actually follows, but it would be cool to try.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe the pirates and astros fans

came to blows over which was going to finish last?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on VEB

help us brainstorm.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

or who finished last in 08!

some symmetry there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that is probably perfect.

as i sort of regain my senses today, i’m still surprised i didn’t just leave that cubs guy buried, but i had really wanted to pop that brewers dude too. probably the same thoughts for the reds guy today. it’s likely i see the cubs dude again, since he lives here, but the reds guy was visiting…the brewers guy no idea.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

brothers three, 24 hr dive on magazine

the one with the canary-yellow exterior.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i know the place. not too far from me. i’ve never been there, though.

by bmorgan on Apr 6, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

What...

this all happened in New Orleans??

Wonderful! I gotta find this bar!

by LandSickness on Apr 6, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m a Tulanian as well. I just turned 21 also. Sounds like the place to be.

by LandSickness on Apr 6, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

and you?

Just live here? Did you go to college here?

by LandSickness on Apr 6, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's about the 4500 block of magazine i'd guess

i’m at the 5000 block. a lot of tulane students seem to go to miss mae’s on weekends, another 24 hr dive on magazine and napoleon

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

you must live really close to me

i’m on the 5000 block as well on coliseum

by bmorgan on Apr 6, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit, you're like next door.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miss Mae'S is still around?

I crushed myself there many a night with a pool stick in hand years ago.

Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Apr 6, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

where's snakes?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snake and Jake's Christmas Club Lounge

is on Oak and Hillary, more or less.

It’s in a totally residential area. The Arcade just named it the best dive bar in New Orleans, and I was lucky enough to write the review of it.

by LandSickness on Apr 6, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm assuming he's referring to Snake & Jake's

Christmas Club lounge. You can google it and it will show up. It’s smack dab in the middle of a residential neighborhood near the university. The definition of a dive bar.

by bmorgan on Apr 6, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

the pirates fan needs do be the diminutive guy in the corner who tries to join the argument but keeps getting ignored.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 6, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yet he's really good looking.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 6, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

except for his eye patch

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he makes up for it with that pegleg

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 6, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is the bird on his shoulder for?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

the bird actually started it

said something to the stros fan

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He dissed the train

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by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the astros signed a 35 yo mercenary to do his fighting

while the pirates fan went into operation shutdown.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 6, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

What team is it that the Pirates made all those nice trades with?

I suck as meme retention apparently.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

every...team?

prob the cubs and the red sox were the most egregious.

that aramis trade was just plain awful

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 6, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, the Aramis Ramirez trade was the biggest example, I just couldn't remember for some reason

Maybe the Pirates fan could pick up the tab for the Cubs fan inexplicably.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was thinking that or

i thought my operation shutdown reference was clever frowns all around

but at the same time, i just picture the pirates fan in the corner vomiting and whimpering.

no one likes the f’in astros

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 6, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

They were told he was only 30!

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by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fake ID?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

had i thought of all this last night

i could have easily found an astros fan, because so many come over from houston to party. the pirate fan may have been problematic, though, but this being new orleans, maybe it could just be a dude dressed as a pirate – which wouldn’t be strange here – and the stros guy mistook him for a pittsburgh fan.

also, the brewers guy must have said something about the cubs getting swept at some point before showing the tattoo. otherwise, why wouldn’t the cubs guy think it a reference to the age-old 1908 taunt? perhaps he did subconsciously…i don’t know, we ended up shooting pool with some ladies and then it gets sort of hazy.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

this all happened in New Orleans??

Wonderful! I gotta find this bar!

by LandSickness on Apr 6, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for sharing

funny stuff!

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cannot tell you

how much I wanted to be at home watching that first 2 innings of the Cubs game.

Unfortunately, had to drive the family back home from the parents house.

by sdrone on Apr 6, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was pretty epic

the cubs guy was taking it all in stride, though, until he snapped.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

G-Dem diction just puts all this obvious bias in.

but otherwise, this is so someone’s sig.

Predictably, Rasmus did not seem all that excited about the catch.
"When he first hit it I didn’t think I was going to rob it," Rasmus said. "I just ran after it to try to catch it…You don’t think about the wall, that’s just something in the way."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

oh hay

Albert left yesterday to go film a Wheaties commercial. Sweet! Maybe I can get a box to go with my Carp box.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I keep getting the Pujols Wheaties Fuel box

but I don’t collect things, so I just eat it while he stares at me

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 7, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

does it compel you to throw a meatball?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

only if I were to ever eat meatballs with my wheaties

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 7, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like Bob Costas

wish he’d do some cards games

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by YesWeOquendo on Apr 6, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

So that internship with the Mariners that I got? The unpaid one?

They just called me to tell me that for the first time in Mariners history, they are paying their summer interns :D

It’s only $8.55 an hour, but that’s a hell of a lot more than $0.00 per hour

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 6, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

you should have asked 'em for $9

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by YesWeOquendo on Apr 6, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe the "beggars can't be choosers" rule applies to interns

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 6, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

should have told them you need relocation expenses

and only travel first-class.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

congrats!

envious of your baseball internship

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats

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by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Convince them to trade us Ichiro

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Done and done

But they said we have to take Felix too. I told them that we’d think about it

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 6, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, and on a slightly related note

Does anybody have any tips on how to secure summer housing when you don’t live in the city you’re looking for a place in?

I’ve just been perusing craigslist, emailing anything that looked like a fit, but 1) They don’t wanna sublet to someone who they don’t get to meet and 2) I don’t wanna sublet from someone I don’t get to meet… Especially if I’m going to have roommates

Anybody else been in a similar situation?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 6, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

your either gonna have to make a trip or take the plunge and go blind

everyone i know in your situation has had to make a trip to check out options

by FunkeeC on Apr 6, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oy... there's about a week between when I get out of class and when I start work

It’ll probably have to be then, huh?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 6, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a weekend the month or so you are due to move

that way the places you are looking at will be available. maybe you can do a weekend trip and just schedule some walk thrus with some promising places

by FunkeeC on Apr 6, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I have school

And don’t have the money to fly back and forth between LA and Seattle

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 6, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would put up an ad

That you are looking to sublet with someone. I would actually put in the ad you are looking for baseball fans. I find baseball fans of all teams kind of like each other.

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 6, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

In PT school

been in several similar situations. Best bet would be to check with the people you will be working with, if you have a contact person, on people who have come in in a similar situation to yours. You can always just look for month to month lease furnished apartments, but in Seattle that would probably run you double your 8.55 an hour just for the place. As far as making a trip or taking the plunge blind, I’ve never had to do that. I’ve been on 4 clinical rotations where I had to find housing and found something in every location.

There is a relatively new chain of hotels that rents on a weekly basis, I’m thinking in the $200 range, but I cant think of their name. You can also do a search for “extended stay america” and see what comes up. I’m pretty sure theres an extended stay database, but I can’t do the searches for you because the place I am currently staying has crappy internet service and I have to leave my browser open with VEB loaded already if I want to have any chance to get on here at all at night.

When I get in to work in the morning I will do some more searching for you and see what I come up with. Again, there shouldn’t be any reason why you would have to drive to the city just to find a place, unless you want to see where you could potentially stay for yourself.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

You might try holing up at a youth hostel, if there are any in Seattle

while you look for housing. When does the internship start? Any chance of getting there a week early to look for rooming sitch?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

So much for not reading later posts

take the week to look for housing, while trying to live on the cheap at a hostel.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

companies are getting cracked down on for unpain internships

with the economy the way it is many business have started using unpaid internships as free labor.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 6, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i thought i read it on stltoday but it turns out they were reprinting the times article

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/nation/story/918E478D049E5047862576FC00034B9E?OpenDocument

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 6, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Being in this situation right now

I would unquestionably make coffee and clean off doorknobs on an unpaid internship over the summer so long as the company gave me a glowing report to put on my resume. That’s what it’s all about anyway.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The problem with cracking down

is that it will remove a lot of great opportunities for networking. I pretty much landed my current job thanks to working last spring and summer for our city’s Chamber of Commerce eight hours a day, 40 hours a week.

They need to stay out of it. Interns can quit any time.

by Michael_68_1999 on Apr 7, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

didn't you tweet this earlier?

big congrats dude

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know tom tango wrote some script

That reviewed 12 years of intern-related information compared to metrics of success on the field (adjusted for park and league) and his equation burped out an exact value of $8.55 per hour for your work.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Apr 6, 2010 11:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I question the value of this

I’ve yet to see a payroll scrip that can measure heart

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by YesWeOquendo on Apr 6, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

you know, for heath insurance

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by YesWeOquendo on Apr 6, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That last thread made my day.

Moments like that are why I love to come to VEB. Felt like a kid that tracked some mud in the house and then decided to see if he could write on the walls/ceilings with said mud.

Kudos to everyone.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 6, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hey

We found a glitch, might as well try to exploit it as much as we could!

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was postmodern art

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah

that’s more like it

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Politics, no. Hacking the system, yes.

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by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spants' sig made me chuckle..
You can read it in any tone you like.

by all4tookie on Apr 6, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Still wondering who rec'd the thread

And was it for the article or the awesomeness.

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by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had nothing to do with it as it happened

But it was hilarious to see unfold after the fact. I had the thread on my computer for a few hours, forgotten. I even refreshed it and boom! strikes through everything!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it sure made my afternoon better

had a really slow/boring day at work, that made it interesting at least. it was fun hacking SBN format and getting SBN’d right back

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a trap.

A) you hate kids.
B) that’s not mud.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Apr 7, 2010 12:14 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

goggles

protect your eyes

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 7, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

thank you!

thats what i was going for

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 7, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did anyone hear the * announcer during the Cards-Twins first exhibition game

at Target Field pronounce the word “kudos” as “cud-dues”? I laughed so friggin’ hard.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 7, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

but had he kept doing it you'd have been irked, right?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure

but probably. You know me, I’m an * pedant.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 7, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are you saying cud-does?

or Cud-dyer?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Apr 7, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can't tell if you're being serious or not

it’s hard to tell with you sometimes

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey yadi...

Can you track down the game when “Holy Fucking Shit” started? For some reason it just popped in my head and I want to see the fangraphs on it.

by Mister Eff on Apr 6, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Not Yadi2, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night

Your first use of it was here. However, you were the sixth person to use the exact phrase “holy fucking shit” on VEB. Even f’in gdm used it before you.

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, that's not the one.

But thank you. One of the games late last season was an absolute comedy of errors, and eventually I just started writing “holy fucking shit” as a subject and that’s it.

Felt like I wrote it nigh high of 18 times that fortnight.

by Mister Eff on Apr 6, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was the night where...

“For fuck’s sake” made a serious showing, but I think that was alxfritz.

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by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ehh?

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the one.

Game 79 had a strong showing, too.

(and game 55 is not late in the season. I think I mixed it up with Waino’s last start.)

by Mister Eff on Apr 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Send him out to pasture

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do these things have in common?

A wasted APu homer.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 7, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, 2009
Brendan Ryan, 2B
Rick Ankiel, CF
Albert Pujols, 1B
Ryan Ludwick, RF
Nick Stavinoha, LF
Yadier Molina, C
Brian Barden, 3B
Adam Wainwright, P
Tyler Greene, SS

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That belongs in the other thread...

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by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, anything from mid-2007 was pretty bad

"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."

--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre

by Ted Glover on Apr 6, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

June 18, 1995

Hemond
Cromer
Jordan
Lankford
Coles
Cooper
Mabry
Sheaffer
Morgan

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by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game. Set. Match.

"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."

--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre

by Ted Glover on Apr 6, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

My goodness

If that’s not the worst Cardinals lineup in franchise history, it’s in the picture.

by Michael_68_1999 on Apr 7, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

And I got to see it...

well, what I could see of it since I had seats 10 rows behind home plate and Eric Gregg was working the plate that day.

At least I got Charlie Spoonhour’s autograph out of it.

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by TBender on Apr 7, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

good work

you get a scouting badge.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

joing me VEB

watch rays and o’s

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm making a concerted effort

to follow at least one other team this year to an extent. mets suck, rangers are blacked out, so i’m going with the rays

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a bad choice

the rays have a lot to like

by bmorgan on Apr 6, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's kind of a bandwagon-y move,

but my diehard nature with the cards makes me fell okay about it

but, yeah, you’re right. lots of younf talent and a smart front office makes me think they will be good for a while

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not like you're going to live & die w/ the rays

so who cares about the bandwagon element… they’re fun to watch.

by bmorgan on Apr 6, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

shields reminds me a lot of dan haren

I like his style

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 6, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinda like that time in 2002 when I really liked the Angels

(as a second team, natch)

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

another homer for stewart

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

tropicana field

sure is a jank-ass hand me down looking field

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

turning into a great game

sean rodriguez had a very nice flip, and now 2 on no out bottom of 9th

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 6, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought that was a terrible flip

if he would have played it straight up, it would have been a double play

by bmorgan on Apr 6, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Costas is referencing Cubs v. Cards on MLB

says it “a friendly rivalry” unlike Yanks/Sawx
I think he’s secretly annoyed

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 6, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

by yanks/sox

or by the friendliness of our rivalry?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yanks/sox

costas actually likes baseball

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 6, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bob Costas hated sabermetricians,

and he was half sabermetrician,

and he hated irony.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Apr 6, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny

He doesn’t look sabermetrician.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am so sick of Yanks-Sox

I think the only people who really care about them are Yankess fans, Sox fans, ESPN, and Peter Gammons. Am I missing anyone?

"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."

--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre

by Ted Glover on Apr 6, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still can't believe verducci picked the cubs to win the central

wtf?? does he not have a clue?

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello, VEB!!

I’m back, like a recurring STD.

"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."

--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre

by Ted Glover on Apr 6, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

braun down looking

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

What's the sound of Wood busting?

In the Angels first game, Brandon Wood was 0fer with three K’s. He has batted .189 with 77 strikeouts and just seven walks in his major league career. He’s like a poor man’s Nick Stavinoha.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Apr 6, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

SSS or not

I am glad we didn’t make that trade

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

What trade?

Was there a particular one being thrown around or just trading for Wood in general?

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The trade that fans of every other team wanted to make at some point?

While Wood appeared to languish in the minors cause he was blocked?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

how is hr distance determined

is it like where it would have landed on flat ground or is it where it actually landed in the stands?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Depends

The hittracker guy does it on where it would land on flat ground.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 6, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although I really doubt Heyward's HR was actually 476 feet

That wasn’t 100 feet beyond the wall, but I’m sure he knows better than me.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 6, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate the day off after opening day

i understand why it’s there. hell, the only opening day that i’ve been to was rained out and had to be made up (f’ing rain, waino was tossing a gem) but it’s hard to go from the excitement of a game like yesterday to sitting here watching a game with two teams in a league you know little about.

want cardinals

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

me too

it’s like opening day was a teaser… and it was on at the time most people are at work no less! wat

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll be at work for tomorrow's game

debating whether i should just get my archive on after work or try to watch it at work

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I finished my NL projections post finally

I totally warmed up to the Rockies, they look like faves in the NL West. The Braves should win the wild card. I still like the Diamondbacks though, especially if Webb is back to his old self. they might surprise

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

the reds and brewers are who we thought they were

although I wouldn’t be surprised to see the brewers finish ahead of the cubs

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are who we thought they were?

Playoffs? Playoffs? P-p-p-playoffs???

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

NL

west – giants
central – cards
east – braves
wc – dodgers

(the phillies are due for an injury bug type of year)

cards over dodgers | braves over giants
cards over braves

AL

west – mariners
central – twins
east – yankees
wc – rays

rays over twins | yankees over mariners
yankees over rays

cards over yankees!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards over Yankees would be pretty epic.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay

i think that division will be pretty weak all around. but close. it could really go to any team not in oakland

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

i don’t know a lot lot about the AL. but i think it’s a weak division from what i can tell. i could probably be entirely wrong about the central, too. i do know, though, that the yankees or some sort of mutant frankenstein level of good

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still think Oakland have a sniff

they have potentially the best pitching in that division, and 3 centre-fielders in the OF. Their run prevention should be amazing. Just that their offense sucks.

I’d still give them, say, a 5-10% shot at the division, with the other three teams all being somewhere in the 20-35% range.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

How dare you sir

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 6, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

wonder what you'll be saying 6 months from now

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by YesWeOquendo on Apr 6, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha me too

Hopefully, I work hard, network a little bit, and find a job for after I graduate

Let’s hope I DON’T become bitter and disillusioned

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 6, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giants??

Giants?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

giants.

if i keep picking them every year, i’m bound to be right eventually. either way, ponder this.

rotation is stacked. lincecum and cain need no mention. sanchez is steadily improving every year and is a hell of a number 3 starter. if zito can duplicate ‘09 he is well above average as a number 4 starter and probably a number 3 starter. wellemeyer is wellemyer, but when your 2 pitches like an ace and your 3 like a 2, etc., plus your ace is the best pitcher in the world, you’re not giving up many runs

the offense? there’s fat panda. posey will be up at some point giving you >molina offense. dero will look more like his ’08 self. league average production from rowand, bowker and uribe. lewis is useful. renteria and huff ought to bounce back to some level of usefulness

overall, average offense, above average bullpen and one of the best rotations in the game. they’ll win some games

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Juan Uribe will not hit at a league average level. His wOBA last year looks super-anomalous, given he had only been above average once in his career before and BABIPed about .040 points above his career rate

I think you’re probably over-rating their offense.

CHONE projects three Giants players to be above-average offensively. Those guys are Pablo Sandoval (who will, presumably, be good), Aubrey Huff (who is projected exactly 1 run above average, and who will have to fight with Ishikawa and maybe Sandoval for playing time at 1B) and John Bowker (who is, seemingly, somewhat over-rated by CHONE after his stellar season in AAA, and who may not be an everyday player anyhow). That’s it. I really think they’ll struggle to score runs. They’re not as bad at that aspect of the game as they were last year, but they’ve probably got as bad an offense as any team in the NL not from Pittsburgh or San Diego (and actually, CHONE seems to like those two offenses about as much anyway).

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Apr 7, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I really don’t see the Giants scoring that many more runs than last season. and with the Diamondbacks and Rockies improved, that will spell trouble for them.

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong wrong wrong

it’s
NL

west – D Backs
central – cards
east – Phillies
wc – Braves

Cards over Braves | Phillies over Dbacks
cards over Phillies

AL

west – Rangers
central – White Sox
east – Yankees
wc – rays

rays over Rangers | yankees over Whitesox
yankees over rays

cards over yankees!

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 6, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Diamondbacks are the sleeper imo

they will be better than the Giants anyway

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatevs!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

wanna bet!?

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i will bet you 25 internets

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by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

now we're getting into string theory

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmm string theory

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Barry Zito allowed 0 runs

Whaaaaaaa?

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by jd is legend on Apr 6, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

It's the Astros...

without Berkman.

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by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty cool ending for the rays

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by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

soriano couldn’t throw a damn strike, though

by bmorgan on Apr 6, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

BBTN had an Ozzie 'web gem'!

oh my God, that was so sweet. 1978.

that’s why I just can’t put Boog in the same category.

yet.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

It isn't by chance the one

where he goes up the middle, grabs the ball and flips behind him blind to the second baseman, is it? I’ve seen that once, and it was fanfuckintastic. Have looked for it again online for like the last 5 years, have never seen it since.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 7, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hope it's the one

where he’s diving for a ball to his left, it takes a bad hop and all he can do is reach up and barehand it with his right hand. while horizontal

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats the one

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

boog will have a hard time topping that one

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

fixed

boog Every baseball player to ever put on a uniform will have a hard time topping that one

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

except for the socks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

because it requires

balls of steel to make that play and only someone willing to play naked has said balls of steel?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is one of the many things necessary

to dominate like that.

Other things might include:

Being able to experience life in slow motion,
Reflexes of the puma

by LandSickness on Apr 7, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

and a sweet afro

combined with bitchin sideburns?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, yeah, if there's no cup

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

boog has a shirt

saying something like “life is short; play naked”

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

isn't that a Big Johnson t-shirt?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Calvin & Hobbes

HFS & FFS

 f’in gdm

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 7, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do i not know this?

f me

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by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was wearing it

first day he showed up to ST

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

that *is* the first day he showed up to ST

probably on the back of the shirt

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

okay, wrong day

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

recerific

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by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

and don't swing at them either

see, these are low – not good for dingers.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

he probably has a complete collection of Calvin and Hobbes

if he really does, my estimation of him may actually rise

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love Calvin and Hobbes

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice try

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

no lie

the snowman comics were the best.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

i tried to pattern my life after hobbes

somewhere it all went wrong….. misspent youth…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

and Gary Larson

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, the far side was my fave

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

have multiple books

at home of Calvin and Hobbs and the Far Side.

Today’s Comics just suck in comparison, the only one I care to try to read regularly anymore is B.C. and I’m pretty sure it’s in syndication.

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Apr 7, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

tis dece..

I am cool with reading it or missing it, if I pick up the paper to read the comics, I do read it near the top of the list though.

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Apr 7, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

if only xkcd existed at the same time as The Far Side

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly I had never heard of

or read this strip… It does seem to be quite good.

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Apr 7, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

remember to mouseover the images

for the alt tag

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

how about the Boog and Bombs show?

well. there was the Affliction tee.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

and of course

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

what about going back into

shallow left center diving for the ball and diving beneath a diving Willie and still coming up with an over the shoulder grab?

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Apr 7, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHY WON'T FIREFOX JUST FUCKING WORK????

is that really to damn much to ask for??

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

and me!

must be gdm.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'in gdm

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by TBender on Apr 6, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you have a mac too?

i really want one just so shit will work without locking up & crashing all the damn time.

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've never even seen linux before let alone know how to use it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's user friendly and very easy to setup.

I’m currently just using an easy ubuntu setup but I’ve considered other types.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 6, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Live DVD

Download DVD image, burn, reboot into Linux. If you don’t like it, take out the DVD and reboot. Back to Windows.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 6, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

All lies, sort of

I was conned into installing Debian a few years ago. I had to write my own device drivers. It was definitely not user friendly.
I tried red hat and it was fine. I agree the distribution makes all the difference.

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by totalloser on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but

ubuntu is super easy

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think openSUSE is even easier

but Ubuntu has a lot of momentum / support right now.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 7, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

firefox works fine for me

wifes pc, not so much since the last update. I had to uninstall and re-install it. Perhaps you could try that if you are still having issues.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

i did that three times two weeks ago, no dice

thanks though. i even uninstalled the plugins & still, no dice

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I figured you had

but thought I should go ahead and mention it Justin Case.

/I hate those commercials

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

what commercials?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

The auto insurance

Justin Case commercials.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

never seen it, what company runs them?

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by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

SafeAuto

Your minimum coverage providers

by LandSickness on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats the one

I couldnt remember. Thanks

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by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

uh, they are headquarters out here

you’d think i would have seen them then

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by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

try it in firefox safe mode

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

that i haven't done

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by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

if that works, i'd try a reall uninstall

uninstall it with revo uninstaller and the reinstall

or just try the portable version to see if it’s your install that is being weird

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

quit braggin'

and how is Dee Dee?

/never had a problem with firefox either

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 6, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it's not too much

That is absolutely what it is supposed to do

by LandSickness on Apr 6, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

chitown

or whoever wanted me to try out chrome. shit is slow. so much resolving of proxies. just take me to the page. or better yet, i’ll stick with firefox

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

iron is really fast

like FF used to be fast.

i thought it was a virus or bug but i ran everything twice today & it found nothing. it will work for like 30min then it slows way down & then it just locks up.

so f’ing frustrating

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's everything?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

spybot, avg, malewarebytes & ad-aware

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by gdm426 on Apr 6, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

weren't you recently infected?

if so and you’re only having these problems since, you might want to run hijack this and post the log file here. malwarebytes isn’t too good about rootkits. hjt and combofix are really the only ones that are. combofix is tricky, though, and can fuck your shit up if not used properly. same with hjt if you don’t have the tools to properly analyze the log file

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks, i'll see what happens

actually i’ve only had these problems since the did the 3.6.2 update a couple weeks ago. then today i saw there was a 3.6.3 update & i thought, what the hell. so i updated it & it was working great. then 30min in it crapped out again. the trojans & whatever other virus’s didn’t cause this. at least i don’t think they did since they are supposed to be gone

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by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I said Iron

not Chrome. I’ve never used Chrome.

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what i meant

chrome does the same thing, though

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Iron is faster

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

than

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm telling you, iron is a lot better than chrome was

it’s faster & everything

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by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've used iron

and it’s slower than firefox on my computer

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

weird

I can’t really see a reason why it would be slower

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

i guess

because firefox is a better browser.

iron uses less resources than ff, though, so maybe my computer is just pretty sweet

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have 8 gigs of RAM....

I think I’m ok to stick with FF.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 7, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

what does your new truck have to do with FF?

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by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 7, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

i just opened iron

typed google.com in and as i pressed enter, i pressed start on a stopwatch on my phone. 12.7 seconds to load google.com

that’s awful

it seems to go a bit faster from there, but the first page is like waiting on dial up

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've never had that problem, it always opens right up quickly

but if you leave it open & come back like 30min later it will run like crap so i just never leave a window open

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by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

it opens up plenty quickly

but it loads the first page after opening it terribly slow

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're computer is smoking crack

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

mine loaded in 1.5 seconds

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

from a shutdown state?

like i said. after leaving google, it loaded other pages at a normal speed. i didn’t realize that until i did the tests, though. usually, i’ll just pop it open and paste a link for an mlb video in there so i can watch it in full screen. then i close it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

firefox used to be good

but no longer is. quit living in the past.

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

quit living a lie.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not a lie, if i believe it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn_PSJsl0LQ

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's aired while you were still in diapers boy!

diapers!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah I'm going to double check this to confirm what you said.

because I’m one sly smooth cool cat.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha!! i called my mom and she told me that I was out of diapers by age 3, this was aired in 1995 when I was 4

“oh cody you’re oh so very very cool.” thank you i know.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

you were still in pullups though

same diff

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

how would you know this?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

the king never reveals a source

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

you didn't call my mom as well, did you?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

we skype every night

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

lies, my mom has no idea what skype is.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha, and you believe her.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

gah what else is a lie?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

remember the mail man?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

karl malone?

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

that's where cody gets his height

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

no no no

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

he ain't no lie

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a new Asus laptop that is all suped up and shit

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can't be the only one who thought you said anus am i?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

he said it

but he didn’t mean it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

here is what I have

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

i c no ting!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

what?

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe this one works?

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still don't see anything.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't even know what's going on

what am i supposed to see?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

http://www.mwave.com/mwave/specHR/images/3005322a.jpg

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

that link is broken.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

well

so much for fucking with chitown

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep

y2s ruined all our fun.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

4 realz, i didn't see it till the second post

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

same

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

we lied about the second one.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

well i've been fired

so now I just ruin fun

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

have you heard the album

Funcrusher Plus? it’s pretty goooood

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

why don't you just use Iron like you're supposed to

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was till i saw there was a new update & it was working then it stopped again

i’m back to iron now

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

awh yeah

i like how it is really stripped down and doesn’t take up hardly any ram. no plugins or anything

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Stairs is... svelte, and stuff.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

that's ironic.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

so leaving aside bullpen effectiveness...

do we have a disproportionate number of relief pitchers who turn bright red when they’re in a jam? gingers!

how much would you value a poker face in a pitcher?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

At least .5 WAR

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe I spend too much time looking for the crazy eyes

on K-Mac it creeps up his neck
Motte is, I think, across his cheeks, but I’m usually distracted by the crazy
and Frankie’s ears are a sure tell

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh. Weiner.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 6, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was the Brewers mascot guys, for a second.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sausage collusion

I don’t know what that even means, I just felt an urge to type it.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 6, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i think the races are fixed.

russian mob is likely involved.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

kolbasa

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

If riverrat is around tell him he needs to get to the draft room pronto

sorry the room is exclusive.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 6, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

on my way.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 6, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tatis!!!

classic web gems

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

he was the first web gem

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scotty.

sniff.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

brewers putting it away in the bottom of 8th

jimmy k’s to end inning.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Paging CBS drafter Mark V(aka that ghost icon guy)

pick 56/378 is on the clock.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 6, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Ghostrider?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 6, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that's it.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 6, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn it mlb draft

kurt suzuki just hit one of his projected 8 homers, now I just have 7 homeruns left.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 6, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I missed out on Pujols 10 total bases so far

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

and when pujols has his 10 rbi game tomorrow you'll be pissed.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 6, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So will Walt Jockety

"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."

--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre

by Ted Glover on Apr 6, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

It will be bittersweet, but I would be very happy for such an occurance!

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, i forgot to change

my cardinal mvp calendar to april. flipped it over and got bob gibson!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 6, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

That's like finding a bonus Easter Egg filled with chocolate the next day

Enjoy!!

"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."

--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre

by Ted Glover on Apr 6, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 6, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

now i'm eating this delicious chocolate bunny i saved

i hope you’re happy.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 6, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm ecstatic

I raise chocolate bunnies for sale on the black market. I can hook you up. Gotta keep it on the down low, though.

"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."

--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre

by Ted Glover on Apr 6, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whole Milk

None of this 2% or Skim shit.

Oh, and it comes from chocolate cows, too.

"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."

--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre

by Ted Glover on Apr 6, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

:=8D

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Apr 7, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

hook me up bro, it's about time I got myself a dealer.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 6, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

what'd you save it from

the blow dryer or the iron?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 6, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

poor fella was was rescued from the heat of the sun.

don’t worry (s)he’s with god now.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 6, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Emo Phillps routine
(The school psycologist) gives me a chocolate Easter bunny. And this shows how tricky those guys are. I eat the chocolate and I think, wait a second… this isn’t around Easter.
“Was this a test?”
He said, “Yes.”
“And what does it mean?”

He said, “Well, had you eaten the ears first you would have been normal; had you eaten the feet first you would have had an inferiority complex; had you eaten the tail first you would have had latent homosexual tendencies; and had you eaten the breasts first you would have had a latent oedipal complex.”
I said, “Well, go on. What does it mean when you bite out the eyes and scream, ‘Stop staring at me!’?’”
He says, “It shows you’ve a tendency towards self-destruction.”
I said, “What do you recommend?”
He says, “Go for it!”

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 7, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

so I'm normal

LAMMMME……………

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think I've heard of him

played some sport with a round ball?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 7, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

globetrotters?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

Pujols is worth .3 WAR this year in 1 game this year. Joe Thurston was worth .1 WAR in 120 games last year.

by vivaelpujols on Apr 7, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This is a wonderful fact

Extremely informative.

God Joe Thurston is bad.

by LandSickness on Apr 7, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

so

45 WAR/150 is not bad at all

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but signing him to an extension would be tough

he’d be valued at about 200m/yr

we’d have to trade him for ryan howard

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 7, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha I'm pretty sure the equations break down at that point

But it’s funny if you have one player hitting 2 bombs a game with an .800 AVG you’d be an 85-90 win team right off the bat.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 7, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice

what’s yadi worth?

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 7, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

just looked it up (sloth is bad)

yadi and raz are tied for 2nd at .2 WAR, none to shabby

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 7, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

are

taking HRs from back over the wall more valuable than your ol’ not expected to be made play?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aah, you're right

The actual value is going to be closer to .17, but then again, there isn’t a zero out expectation on that play either.

by vivaelpujols on Apr 7, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

so

i guess that’s a no?

i wasn’t picking apart your math, i was just asking a question. intuitively, i would have thought so. i mean, it would have to be. but i didn’t know if UZR treated it the same as one that he ran in on like hell to save a single

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

also

assuming the value is .17, that makes him the exact same WAR value as albert thus far. .36 WAR for the both of them

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

let's just hope they don't split the mvp vote

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think

that is probably the best thing that could happen this season

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

and so holliday wins it?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh i get what you are asking

no, uzr doesn’t account for robbed home runs, but i wasn’t really talking about uzr.

by vivaelpujols on Apr 7, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha!

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

anyone here get FSSW?

do they air all astros games or is it split between astros and rangers?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

I get FS houston

and they show all the astros game. I’m not sure abut FSSW

by LandSickness on Apr 7, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

according to tv guide

all of the cards/astros series is on fssw. wondering if that’s the norm.

if it is, i might have to dish out the $50/mo for cable to get all those games plus the espn games

i also need to get flim’s email so i can see if he can figure out how to break mlb.tv’s blackout restrictions again

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

there's an alternate FSSW channel for both cable & satellite

one showes Rangers, one shows stros. a lot of Ranger games are on the local channel in Dallas

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

So I'm thinking of getting a kitten

and I’m thinking of a possible name of Yadi

Good name?

by LandSickness on Apr 7, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

I think it is a

great name. do it

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

when i was gonna get a kitty it was between that

and nino (for fernando torres). of course, i realized my apt building doesn’t allow cats.

but yes, i approve. esp. considering my cat at home in mn is named after our hitting coach

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 7, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had a tabby named fernando when I lived in uptown

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

knew that one was coming lol!

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

i like that song way more than i can to admit

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had a cat

I called him Cat.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 7, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what i call both of my roommate's cats

if i could tell them apart, i would probably still just call them cat

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

name it seven.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like it.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

get a dog, cats are evil

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

santa kitty needs a spelling lesson

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

grammar lesson?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's what i meant

guess i need some sort of lesson.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

* lessons

as in how to be an * without making yourself look like an *

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

....

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

if that said 'stop for no man'

the proper question here would be, would they stop for a robot?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

....

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is very funny

please post more photographs of cats

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is what i am referring to

i am currently laughing

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 7, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

......

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think that cat is half bear

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh

I think yr right. or it’s animatronic

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boo

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Apr 7, 2010 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want this cat

I don't often comment, but when I do, I only comment on VivaElBirdos.

by TBender on Apr 7, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I get it

reverse psychology. Works with kids all the time. Hope it works in this case.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

doh

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cats aren't evil

I’ve had a great cat for fourteen years and he is almost never evil, and even when he is it is pretty cute because he is also the size of a cat. Therefore, not much damage is done.

by LandSickness on Apr 7, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

E V I L

sure they may take cute pics, but turn you back on them & watch out. my grandpa had a black cat called TC after the dude on Magnum PI, and it scratched my eye ball once. i’m also deathly allergic to them. like i can’t breathe around them.

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want that cat

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

to fall to its death

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah

it’s awesome. it has flashlights for eyes

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

those are lazers chitown, f'in lazers

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

philly cat?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

that would explain a lot

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

LAZER CATS

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah great name!

My cat’s name is Stanley for the Man

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Apr 7, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling that Yadi is going to be a really popular pet name around Saint Louis

the 1st Pooches in the Park game we went to, our Yadi was one of two dogs (that we met) named Yadi, last year there were at least a dozen.

by Mister Eff on Apr 7, 2010 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I told you they're everywhere.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

My kitty is Isabelle

so I can call her Izzy. yeah, I did it.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Apr 7, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

that giant is coming in to close for twins

dude weighs 290.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

bigger than broxton?

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

much bigger.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

that is a large feller then

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's 6-11 and has a neck tattoo

pretty sure he pitched against us in minny

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

rauch?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of creepy smiles

does colby have on in his headshot?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

he is rather thin-lipped I've noticed

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

a little like luddy

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

he looks harmful

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

anyone see these blog rankings?

i don’t know what they are based on – quality of content, hits, membership, what? surprised that veb isn’t on there but the brewers site is.

http://www.talkingchop.com/2010/4/4/1404904/a-sneak-peak-at-this-months-blog

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 1:56 AM EDT reply actions  

that must be wrong

"they make an adjustment or look into it, ultimately, somebody's going to get hurt" Carp was seen yelling at the home plate umpire

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 7, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's because

we don’t use tags

/only half-joking

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

we don't need no stinking tags we're in the top 5 in my book.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

nobody reads your book

no tags.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

but my book reveals juicy gossip about VEBers.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 7, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure anything qualifies as a revelation anymore

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

if you don't think the real story about how dan n az came into powar isn't worth hearing

then you sir don’t know what you’re talkin bout

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

no, I mean what cardball said

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

who needs your gossip

when we can get it straight from the mouths?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

went to the original site

that they linked to at talking chop, wikio

We didn’t make the top 94, but BCB, Red Reporter, and several others are listed, including this Cards blog weighing in somewhere around the bottom of the list. Lame.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

very lame

there must be a prejudice against bacon and cats, which is inhuman.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

The position of a blog in the Wikio ranking depends on the number and weight of the incoming links from other blogs. Our algorithm accords a greater value to links from blogs placed higher up in the ranking.

A blog linking another blog is only counted once a month i.e. if blog A links to blog B 10 times in a given month, it is only counted as having linked to that blog once that month. The weight of any link decreases over time. Also, if a blog always links to the same blog, the weight of these links is decreased.

Only links found in RSS feeds are counted. Blogrolls are not taken into account.

Our rankings are updated on a monthly basis and also include Top Blogs for several categories: Technology, Politics, etc. New categories will be added on a regular basis.

It’s about how often they are link each other. Makes sense since BCB is often linked for ridicule and BtB is linked often for content.

I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons

by hazel on Apr 7, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

and the guy that runs

mlbtraderumors is a big cubs fan, so he is more likely to link to BCB. Basically you’re saying its a useless ranking system?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

http://kellylakecmp.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/garylarson-evolution-large.jpg

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 2:15 AM EDT reply actions  

that's so much better than the cat pictures

although the cat pictures don’t bother me except when it takes forever to load the page.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think there was one made of raw ground beef

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

reading the reds game thread

when pujols came up in the ninth they were calling for him to be beaned in the face. i thought it pretty funny what ol pete had to say:

LaRussa would have every batter in every game against the Reds beaned until he was incarcerated.
by ol Pete on Apr 5, 2010

oh, i think tony could call the beanings from prison.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 4:03 AM EDT reply actions  

It was extrememly classy of the Reds fans to cheer

when Albert got brushed back that inning. “Yay! The best player in baseball almost got hit in the head by a 96 mph fastball! Hilarious!”

by Mister Eff on Apr 7, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

just once

I want the Cards to have someone like Jonny Gomes on the team to charge the mound from the dugout for Pujols when things like that happen. No sense in the best player in baseball having to take a suspension for something like that, but if they know we have a psycho over there who will come out, maybe they’ll think twice about throwing at Albert. I kinda thought that was why Chris Duncan was on the team for so long, but he never showed the balls. Maybe Shelley Duncan?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 7, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

duh

LaRuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeee.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Larue wouldn't make

it halfway to the mound before he keeled over, wheezing and hacking up tobacco juice, pork rind crumbs, and Miller High Life dribble.

by mattyp on Apr 7, 2010 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

distinction

that’s after he’s mounted your head on his wall.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

so is gdm

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

is dukes notgdm426

or alsonotgdm426?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 7, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

notreallygdm

doesn’t hockey have a spot on their roster for a guy just to pick fights? baseball should have that too. like a real badass who doesn’t have anything left to lose & doesn’t follow any rules. i would totally do that.

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course he would

there’s a phone in the dugout
there’s phones in prison

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

bumping up the comment count....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 9:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Well that's weird.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 7, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

is this even necessary?

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Apr 7, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha, do the math.

context is everything.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why so cryptic?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 7, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, I dunno

maybe everyone chose snark instead of asking an honest question.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Miller Park

Heading up to the game friday night from Chicago. Any suggestions on how best to enjoy miller park? (other than watching the Cards stick it to Bush…)

by ShannonIsn'tSober on Apr 7, 2010 10:31 AM EDT reply actions  

that is an awesome screenname

off the top of my head, I think tgreenfield’s attending games regularly

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 7, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Any suggestions on how best to enjoy miller park?

Medium-rare.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Apr 7, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

drinking

a lot

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 7, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

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