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The Splits

Today is the Cardinals' collective last chance to alter the April 2010 stats that will be looked up forevermore on their Baseball-Reference pages, but yesterday was a good start. Adam Wainwright picked up win number four, something he did twice in the course of finishing with 19 wins last year; Blake Hawksworth kept his scoreless April intact, and dating back to last year has now thrown 20 2/3 consecutive scoreless innings.

The young hitters put a lot together, too. David Freese ensured that his first month with the third base job to himself won't be commemorated by a stathead-poisonous Empty .300; he'll keep his slugging percentage over .400, someplace it hasn't been since he was hitting .353 on the 18th. 

And what a month Colby Rasmus has had, to this point. At .344/.487/.754, hitting for power and drawing walks like a player apart from the never-quite-together rookie we watched in 2009, he's having the Cardinals' best month in center field since Jim Edmonds in 2004. That August—if you'll indulge me some Jim Edmonds discussion—he hit .359, with 10 home runs and 28 walks against 78 at-bats, for an OPS of 1.313. That performance was the Cardinals' best month in center field since Jim Edmonds in July of 2004, where he hit .381 with 13 home runs and 7 doubles, for a slugging percentage of .952. 

Organizing these transcendent months by position, of course, is just a way of getting away from the inescapable fact that Albert Pujols does this once or twice a year. Last June he slugged .856; in 2008 he spent three months with a slugging percentage over .700 and one with an on-base percentage over .500; in April of 2006, of course, he exploited a loophole in Major League Baseball's contract with his home planet and briefly turned into Super Albert Pujols. 

For Pujols this month's splits will be, somehow, ordinary. Since his breakout season in 2003—we don't have a word that approximates "his season where he was way better than he already was, which was awesome", so breakout will have to do—he's hit .337/.435/.640, which is within a few points either way of his 2010 performance thus far. 

Star-divide

The team is also one game from putting a month into the books. Does it surprise anybody else that they've only struck out nine times more than the league average? Deep into Brendan Ryan watch, and having noticed with everyone else that Pujols was swinging and missing a little more often than he usually does, I had begun to build that into some kind of McGwire-related team narrative. 

But like any April narrative, that's probably a few months ahead of itself. Pujols's 17% strikeout rate is definitely above his usual numbers, but it's not a lot higher; he was at 14% last August (.319/.443/.649.) It's his highest number in years, but it's close enough that if he goes four or five at-bats tomorrow without swinging through strike three it won't be. That's April—the stats don't mean anything more than they do any other month, but they're so isolated that they look like they should. 

As for Brendan Ryan, the increased pressure on him now that he's seen as a future long-term starter and the ugly strikeouts might make this the most menacingly bad month of his career, but he didn't quite manage to make it the worst. That's still July of 2008, where he rode a .158 BABIP to an OPS of .383 and disappeared until September. 

There's one last split to work on today, if the Cardinals are interested: wins and losses. Last year the Cardinals played through April with a 16-7 record, and if they beat Johnny Cueto they'll tie it. 

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Colby and walks

Is it normal that Colby would draw so many walks all of a sudden? Do players develop good eyes over night? Is this a learned discipline? I thought i remembered in Moneyball that Billy Beane didn’t think this was a learned skill or maybe more to the point, if you walk a lot in college, you’ll walk a lot in the majors. I assumed the reverse was true as well.

 If he keeps putting up numbers like this, we’re going to be great shape.

Just win

by The Duke on Apr 30, 2010 6:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Watching him at the beginning of last year I was impressed mightily with his plate discipline

Then he just……..stopped. He’s not gonna carry a 22% BB% the rest of the year, but that coming back is certainly a plus.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 30, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suspect last year's lack of patience

was caused at least in part by the “B-E- A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E” cheers emanating from McRae and TLR, and Colby’s desire to try to avoid the TLR doghouse which had previously been occupied by Brendan Ryan.

by OCCardsFan on Apr 30, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog shares.

that’s why the doghouse is so undesirable.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

colby walks

Keith law the espn scout who loves Rasmus always seemed to think walks like this with Colby were definately a possiblity. He always said he had great approach at the plate. I would expect him to be more like april 2010 colby when it comes to plate dicipline than 2009 Colby.

by dch2222 on Apr 30, 2010 6:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Colby's walk rate

In 2007 in Springfield and 2008 in Memphis, it was about 13%. So he was always expected to show good plate discipline in St. Louis. Of course, a 20% walk rate—what he’s got right now—is ridiculous, but someone with a walk rate of 13% should occasionally have spurts where they walk 20% and occasionally have spurts where they walk 5%. I’d be surprised if his walk rate at the end of the season were under 10% or over 15%.

by EABinSTL on Apr 30, 2010 8:06 AM EDT reply actions  

.370 wOBA is Colby's projected 2010 rate

amazing for someone who started the year around .330 — the difference between Colby’s pre-season projected 2010 and in-season projection is 24 runs. He projects to finish the year with approx. 5 WAR.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 30, 2010 8:27 AM EDT reply actions  

drooollllll

i’m curious, what does he have to do in may to up the projected wOBA to around .385-.400? he’d be around a 6.5 WAR player, right?

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 30, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's projected for a .342 for the rest of the season

so if he keeps playing around a .400wOBA clip for another two weeks, I think he’d pull his final projection line up to .385.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 30, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Better question for Dan Szymborski though

/testing the user summoning capabilities

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 30, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right now it’s

RoS: 267/342/439
Total: 277/362/479

If I double Rasmus’s current line and call that 44 games for St. Louis, it becomes:

RoS: 273/354/464
Total: 291/392/539

--
Dan Szymborski
BTF
Dan on ESPN Insider

by D.Szymborski on Apr 30, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

much obliged, dan.

i think that most of us would be happy with any of those lines, esp. from a 23 year old. I can’t wait for the projections NEXT year.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 30, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop wishing my season away!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 30, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds right

Dan from Fangraphs was over the other day explaining it and that sounds pretty similar to what he was saying,.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

sign colby to an extension, mo!

he will quickly be too expensive!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tweeted Leach about this

he doesn’t see it happening until Jan/Feb of next year, not Moz’s MO. Which is foolish. LOCK THAT SMOOTH MAN DOWN

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 30, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

they probably have to lock down some other people first...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would prioritize colby ahead of albert for now

we all know albert is going to command and outrageous contract and that’s not going to change by the end of the season.

what colby’s willing to sign for could jump from around 6/30 now to 6/60+ if he has a huge season

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I think if we dawdle, we go from Braun’s deal to Upton’s deal. Not a drastic difference, but they really need to get cracking on this

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 30, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

shoulda done it last year IMO, and I was all for it at the time

when you’ve more or less got a can’t-miss star (especially one like colby who’d have been good value even if his bat didn’t come around due to his brilliant glove – Longoria was in the same boat, initially) I think you really need to get them hooked up for 7 or 8 years as soon as they hit the majors. We could’ve had him for Longoria money last year (same agent, as well, I think).

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm of a little different opinion on franklin

i think he was extended as a “we believe in you” to give him confidence going into the playoffs. this could be nutty on my part, i admit, but his psyche seems to be something to consider, especially considering the izzy situation and how it affected him. so to me it was more of a show of confidence and a “you can focus on baseball now” with the club knowingly paying more to pull out all stops for a playoff run.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dreamt last night that I was Colby Rasmus

I decided I would re-sign with the Cardinals unless the highest offer was more than $2 million more per year than what the Cardinals were offering.

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't be like that colby

i suspect with apu it would take actually hitting free agency, and then some team offering about 50 mil more than the cards.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had a dream about colby last night, too!

/not like that

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 30, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i haven't had my coffee yet...

But…

Today is the Cardinals’ collective last chance to alter the April 2010 stats that will be looked up forevermore on their Baseball-Reference pages, but yesterday was a good start.

Today is an off day. So yesterday was their last chance.

by Evilfrog on Apr 30, 2010 8:27 AM EDT reply actions  

You should have some coffee.

Today’s not an off day unless there’s a rainout.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Apr 30, 2010 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

You may want to get an extra cup of coffee this morning

Because we play the Reds tonight at home. 8:15 PM first pitch.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

7:15 CDT

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 30, 2010 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

well that's good

because I freakin hate off days.

by Evilfrog on Apr 30, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

No offdays on the weekend...

There is always a game Fri, Sat and Sun from opening day to the last game, barring a postponed game. Mondays and Thursdays are usually the only offdays.

If you see a guy open the car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

by cardzfanbub on Apr 30, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tuesdays too sometimes.

If there was a wraparound series I believe.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

No...

Just the first 2 weeks of the season and the All-Star break.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 30, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I could swear the Indians had some Tuesday off days last year. Because I worked on Tuesdays and sometimes they weren’t playing so I didn’t have to worry about missing them.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just looked at the schedule...

15 games on every Tuesday for the rest of the year.

Except the All-Star break.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 30, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I thought about it.

And with 3-game series it doesn’t work. And also that wouldn’t disprove what I said about the Indians last year.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I'm thinking and this doesn't make sense.

It must have been if they were on the West Coast so I got off before they were done.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

i heard tell of JOHN SMOLTZ! on mike and mike. around... now.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 8:43 AM EDT reply actions  

smoltz!

braves run into halladay. mets… great, he’s pointing to the 20 inning game. he watched it three times! season = “it’s like a golf tournament.”

unless you have torre or cox, you need a clubhouse leader to instill confidence. (i think they asked him that question) his visual of the clubhouse leader is priceless.
“now the action has to start matching the talk.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

you need eight guys, they're not always hot at the same time, but if you have three or four guys, a manager can do the little things to win

now they ask him about golf.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep.

we lost him to golf, y’all.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Understandable.

Especially considering he’s a better than scratch golfer…I’d bet, if he keeps in shape (which I assume he more than likely will), he’d have at least a shot at playing on the Champions Tour when he turns 50.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Apr 30, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard that as well.

He’s probably a few more things to tighten up…but if he’s not coming back to baseball, he’ll have time to work on them. I wouldn’t put it past him.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Apr 30, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mehhhh, Moornings Suck... :=8P

But I am a happy MooCow cowsidering the way the Cards have played the opening moonth. There are a few nagging cowcerns to keep it from a perfect moonth (Carp’s start, Mang’s Ks, Boog’s Mendoza flirtation, Skip & Yadi’s rough start), but there have been some nice positives as well (Jamie’s jumpstart, Tastee’s Revenge, Waino & Penny 7-0 start, and of course the Big Cheese!). I look forward to many moore months of productive Cardinals baseball.

With the return of the Flopster, I expect either Allen Craig Craig Allen Allen or Joey Bombs to get demoted: Bombs is putting up an anemic .150/.190/.200 line, while..uhhh…you know who is 1 fer 18. While Boog is still scuffling, expect Greene to stay put and Flopster to see some time in the OF. Heck, they may even keep JJ around for moonpies and Yoohoo. But until Boog comes back around I think TLR wants a little SS help, and the Flopster just aint gonna cut it by himself.

Meanwhile, cow about those baby birds: Big Cheese, Tastee, and Jamie “Don’t Call Me Jerry” Garcia!!!
:=8D

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Apr 30, 2010 8:44 AM EDT reply actions  

craig is already down

he got optioned a few days ago when they brought jon jay up

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 30, 2010 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Check it...Allen Craig already got demoted.

I would guess that Tyler Greene is heading back down when Lopez returns. Jon Jay stays up because he’s a LHB and can play three outfield positions, Stavinoha stays up because…..well….someone has to polish off the pizza on the post-game buffet that nobody else wants to eat.

No reason to send Mather down really, especially since he’s Boog’s roommate. They might as well struggle together.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's certainly free labor for FSM

and charity for us. a five minute segment — think of what the guys in the truck would make us watch instead.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

i expect jay and greene to go back down

when lopex returns, and craig will come back up. right now jay is the only lefty option, and braves and reds start all righties (not sure who we play after that), but lopex nullifies jay’s singularity. of course, if boog’s situation changes (worsens), greene might stay.

what’s craig been doing at memphis?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Phils.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

at memphis:

2 for 9 with a double.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're nullifying singularities?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll tone it down

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just want to know in case the universe collapses

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Jaime, not Jamie

and Waino + Penny = 7-1, not 7-0.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 30, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

When was the last time someone other than Albert Pujols led the Cardinals in walks in a month?

I don’t have time to look this up today or I’d scour Baseball Reference looking for the answer. I think it’s an interesting question, especially if you factor out months where Pujols spent some time on the DL, like June 2008.

Does anyone have a Baseball-Reference subscription to run this on the finder?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 8:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Went to the Babybirds game last night in Springytown.

Notes and commentary forthcoming – stay tuned.

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Apr 30, 2010 8:50 AM EDT reply actions  

I was there too.

Was a good game till they had to play the 9th inning.

by swmofan on Apr 30, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

cj beatty talks about something other than food

except… it’s lotion

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 8:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Is there a basket involved?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's the scary part

I don’t know.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

btw... iso Colby's catch with Skip's socks on the foreground

I don’t know if it made the morning cut on SC, but it’s almost certainly the x-mo cam from FSM. can someone wrangle a screencap of it, por favor? it’s about one second after this:

it’s like this perfect composition of socks, colby being smooth, (a-b inbev), AND grit flying up. I crave it. or even the video file so I can dig out the cap myself.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 9:08 AM EDT reply actions  

never mind, I found it

it’s in the recap, yesssss. gimme a while to take it out, multitasking.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

noooooooooo I am denied. they edited some graphics over it.

not enough grit. crap. I may have to get the original game just for two seconds.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stop teasing me, man

YOu had me and then you just slammed the door shut.

by sdrone on Apr 30, 2010 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've got consolation prizes, just a sec

but I STILL don’t have the landing. I swear all of the elements were in one shot when they showed it on SC.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

this does have the sliver of the "play" button on the bottom left

CLICK: smooth with muscle
CLICK: closer to the moment
I’m going to be effin’ particular about the shot, but in case you have it… it’s that last shot framed by Skip’s legs like so, and Colby clearly kicking up grass as he skids.
source: 2:00 mark

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got some screencaps...

But all the photo hosting sites are blocked for me.

Send me an email and I’ll send them to you.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 30, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

sent to your gmail

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sent them...

Hope it went through, this web filter is fucking communist.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks! i think you got one of 'em

they look sweet, man. I gotta go right now, but if I can put them online, you want me to put them on?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

*wow*

Colby was mowing the grass.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it's so blatant.

now that I see it, I can’t stand it.

the guys in the truck have only been A- this year.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seriously drives me nuts.

It looks so shitty and amateur. Plus, it’s just distracting. I don’t want to be thinking about this stuff when I’m watching the game, but it’s hard to ignore Yadi’s green-tinged skin.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the random shadows

which are more visible in the daytime / summer…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well those are also from MLB.TV...

So that probably makes it worse.

But what do you mean by their contrast problem?

Too dark?

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 30, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

The reds are over-saturated.

The blue on those socks should be navy and they’re kind of a dark blue-grey. Look at Colby’s hair and face. That doesn’t just look off to you? And when they use certain cameras on certain players, you can really see it. Dennys and Jaime look green. The black on Yadi’s catcher’s mask is lighter than the red on his mask. It’s like someone tweaked all the settings to make it look like a bad Photoshop job and then they thought, “Eff it. Let’s just leave it like that.”

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

This...
Look at Colby’s hair and face. That doesn’t just look off to you?

in general…yes.

If you see a guy open the car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

by cardzfanbub on Apr 30, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

advice: start running.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry...

but I hate the guys hair, and he has to get caught with more dumbfounded looks on his face than any player in history.

Two Saturdays ago watching the Fox broadcast they zoom in on Colby following the flight of a bug…one of the funniest damn things I’ve seen. I rewound and watched it like 5 times.

If you see a guy open the car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

by cardzfanbub on Apr 30, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is funny.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love this team.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

there isn't any place to find a vid of that is there?

im guessing its way too specific to find anywhere

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, he does look like Cletus from The Simpsons.

But I just meant the lack of contrast in that area.

Also, check the wall in that Colby shot and compare it to the wall in this photo.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hadn't noticed all that (I will now)...

But I get Reds and Braves telecasts as well, and both of their HD feeds are brighter and crisper than FSMW.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 30, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The thing is that some cameras are fine. The colors look normal.

And at least one camera, and possibly two, are set to look like crap. So they cut from one camera that looks good to one that looks like shit. It’s jarring and impossible for me to get used to.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm usually too damn happy just to see a game to notice.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 30, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

About Colby's face:

Here’s a photo of the same play. His hair and skin tone look totally different.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does he wear that arm sleeve?

What are those things supposed to do?

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by azruavatar on Apr 30, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brendan Ryan has the other half.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do the raged edges fit together

to complete one single undershirt? I imagine that as some kind of secret love locket.

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by azruavatar on Apr 30, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

VEB has indeed come to this conclusion

for what it’s worth.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe it's some kind of Japanese archery concept

though even then, it doesn’t make sense.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

its actually a single

cutoff belly shirt that Jim Edmonds cut in half for them

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by scoot on Apr 30, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

truthfully

or psychosomatic?

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by azruavatar on Apr 30, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truthfully

It’s the UnderArmour type stuff.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 30, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not the rubber sleeve?

hard to tell from my vantage point.

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by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn't you want both arms warm?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

therein lies the mystery

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is their throwing arms

and this has to be trainer-suggested/approved.

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by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

...but this does not stop them from being from the same shirt.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, if it is not a rubber sleeve

there would have to be two shirts involved, no? and unless they are made that way, which is possible but i am unaware of, cutting off a sleeve is not going to be allowed, is it?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

uniform code is not very uniform. someone could go out there with a death mask around his neck. dead rattler anklets.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, ok

didn’t know they made a sleeve. guess lopex will be sporting it…one day.

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by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW I think it's actually more to squeeze/support/put pressure on the muscles

kinda the same theory as a bench-press suit I guess – the more stabilised the main muscles are, the more power you’re supposed to get out of them. Might have some reputed (but prolly BS) effects in terms of preventing injuries and aches and the like.

I guess the warmth thing is another aspect, but I suspect that much of it is support.

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by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

when iverson starting wearing one

he had a wonky shooting elbow. then it became a fashion statement. i doubt tony would let him wear it unless the trainer said there was a need – sore arm?

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by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

but two players?

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps it's preventive

Keeps the arm warm and such.

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by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

judging by some recent throws

i could imagine colby having a bit of a sore arm. could also see boog, as soon as they let him throw in spring, overdoing it and getting a sore arm. when you then have to continue throwing every day, it could linger, but nothing serious.

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by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pure speculation

But I thought it had to do with tattoos that were not safe for all viewers. Not sure where I heard that, though.

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by Solanus on Apr 30, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think the nba could even do that

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by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's it.

I’ve seen his tattoo on his arm and it’s not even anything.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

That’s what I get for z’ing through real fast and not really paying attention.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the nba ever tried it

that would be very interesting. stern is strict, but he’s not stupid enough to get beat-up in court.

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by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

How post-processed are those screencaps?

Looks like you ran a gaussian blur over some of it…lol

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by vexedtechie on Apr 30, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're not post-processed at all.

That’s what at least one of FSMW’s cameras looks like.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know about anyone else

but I like the way our pitching sets up the next 2 series:

Lohse gets to throw at home against the Reds, and Penny and Carp pretty much guarantee that we’ll win the series, imo. I don’t see the Reds really getting to either of them, and we blew up their bullpen pretty effectively in the opening series of the year.

Then we head to Philly, where they get a dose of the three guys who’ve allowed exactly one homer between them and our only left handed starter gets to go at their lefty heavy lineup. Something has to break there, right? I think we’ll get a very good idea of how good Garcia really is in that start, and WW and Penny should keep us in both of the other games. On a bright note for the offense — we miss Roy Halladay and Jamie Moyer (who, if our Cardinal karma with soft throwing lefties is to be believed would probably no-hit us) in that series and get Hamels, Blanton, and Kendrick.

We’re winning at a .685 clip, and Justin Inaz’s power rankings still hate us. Go figure.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 9:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Phillies

I’m really not worried about any of their pitchers except for Halladay, I really think they missed a trick in dealing Lee for the sake of a couple of ‘spects and $9m, and then turning round and throwing 14 times that amount of cash at Ryan Howard. Who, incidentally, will get eaten up by Jaime’s curveball.

What’re the matchups in that series? I’m visiting my friend in Princeton next week (great timing, huh!) and hoping to get to Citizens Bank for at least one game. If there’s a day game, I’ll go to two. Ideally, I’d like to see Carp, but Jaime or Wainer would be a good second choice. My dread for a while was that I’d end up only being able to see Halladay vs Lohse, and so the likelihood of neither throwing in the series is a big weight off my mind!

I’d hoped to get to Pittsburgh to see a game at PNC as well, which would be preferable to sitting with a bunch of douchey Phils fans in a shitty stadium; I’m in the states for nearly 2 weeks and I know we’re there to finish the road trip, but unfortunately I’m struggling to see how I can do that and fit in with my friends’ plans.

Anyhow, can’t wait! This’ll be the first time I’ve seen the cardinals live in 7 years.

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by Felonius_Monk on Apr 30, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

The game to go to, imo, would be Monday's game

which is Garcia v. Hamels, although you might not get to see Colby play — he hasn’t had a day off in a while and with no off day the last 10, Tony might sit him against Hamels.

WW v. Blanton on Tuesday and Penny v. Kendrick on Wednesday is the rest of the series. You really can’t miss if you go to any of those games.

We expect a full report, with some pictures, of CBP after your visit. See the FanPost about Target Field for reference :-D

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meh, I thought it went to thursday. I'm only flying in on monday and realistically I can't go unless it's a day game at 4ish

because I’ve got to meet another friend and get to where the guy I’m staying with lives (Lambertville, which is an hour or so outside Philly). I want to see Colby anyhow, especially the way he’s hitting atm.

So I guess it’s looking like Waino on Tuesday. If any of them are day games I can probably pack my other mate off to a museum or something and spend an afternoon at the ballpark. The guy I’m staying with, though (the Princeton guy, also english) is keen to go as he’s never been to baseball before, so I’ll take him to an evening game. Can’t wait now! You’ll get your report and I’ll have my camera along and try to get some decent seats – got a 200mm lens so hopefully I should get some decent photos even if we’re not too close to the field (I was right in the nosebleeds, literally the top line of seats in the stadium, at Old Yankee last year, behind the catcher, and, even though it’s a big stadium, I struggled to get much of anything other than panorama shots and full-field shots from that range with my point-and-shoot camera).

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by Felonius_Monk on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, I just checked

there IS a Thursday game, AND it’s a day game. Sadly, that’ll mean Kyle Lohse (vs Moyer, I think?), but I think I’ll have to go to that. Unless there’s an off-day and we skip Garcia? I’ll check what’s going on on sunday.

Shame there’s no Carp. He remains my favourite player, I think…

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by Felonius_Monk on Apr 30, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right...four game series, then to Pitt for 3.

If tonight rains out, which I understand there is a good possibility of, the pitching matchups all change.

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by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Citi bank park

I’ll be at all 4 games in Philly. Citi bank is actually a pretty nice ball park. There aren’t too many tickets available for the games, but there are excellent standing room options. Especially directly behind home plate.

Also, Phils fans kinda have a bad wrap. I’ve been to just about every Cardinal Phils game in Philly for the past 8 years or so and have never had a problem. Although, I would suggest staying away from Monday and Wednesday’s games. Monday is Dollar Dog night and Wednesday being Cinco de Mayo. Those events tend to up the college age douche baggery at the stadium.

Enjoy your time in Philly. It’s a sweet town.

by stickman179 on Apr 30, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll probably be at Tues and Thurs, I imagine

maybe I should’ve organised tickets before going but I guess Thurs should be easy to get nicer seats as it’s a day game during the week. I’m taking a non-baseball fan on tuesday so we might go cheap on the seats and get whatever’s going. I’ll prolly splurge a little more on thurs and see if i can get something closer to field level.

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by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh...the only team worse than the phillies against LHP

is the Cardinals.

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by IHeartBoog on Apr 30, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

will it never end?

are we haunted by the ghosts of dunc and dick?

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by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Holliday is KILLING us

against left handed starters this year: .176/.263/.353/.616

For his career, he’s put up this line against LHP: .324/.386/.562/.948

Seriously, is it our fucking uniform or what? Does it completely neuter your ability to hit LHP if you’re not named Pujols?

/small sample size rant

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe so.....

I still have nightmares of the 02 NLCS against the Giants. The Cards looked absolutely feeble against their lefties.

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by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fourstick's post makes me wonder what the biggest 2010 surprise is?

So far…

1. Jaime Garcia? This kid practically makes me hot

2. Colby’s huge increase in awesomeness

3. David Freese? He’s showing some power, and I haven’t seen a blowup in comments about his defense for a while

4. Holliday and the whole “WTF is going on” aura around him?

5. The fact that no one has been proposing wholesale bullpen changes?

by sdrone on Apr 30, 2010 9:32 AM EDT reply actions  

My biggest surprise

about Freese is that, for a guy with decent power, he had a hard time hitting the ball in the air for most of April. Only in the last week has he really begun to elevate the ball consistently. His 2 hard-hit oppo field hits yesterday were encouraging … hopefully it will continue.

Another big surprise to me is how many people are freaked out about Holliday’s troubles. To me, an abbreviated spring training, some history of slow starts, and the vicissitudes of baseball seem to be the culprits.

I’ll go along with #1 and #2 from your list too.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Apr 30, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really like Freese's ability to drive the ball the opposite way with power

Although soon everyone is going to be playing him on the right-field line like Heyward did that one time.

by mojowo11 on Apr 30, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Heyward's a HOF'r,

you can’t expect everyone to play to that level.

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by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

he didn't impress me in the field this last series

i’d still trade for him, yeah, but he like longoria is pretty much untouchable

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by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese
3. David Freese? He’s showing some power, and I haven’t seen a blowup in comments about his defense for a while

Wanna know why? He’s picking it over there and has started an extraordinary number of double plays for our defense. As a third baseman, he’s been involved in EIGHT double plays in the first month of games, which is quite a lot, since he’s not turning it at the keystone like Skip and Boog or catching it at first like Pujols. That leads the NL among third baseman (Polanco is second with 6, nobody else has more than 4), while the Cardinals are tied for first in the NL with the Astros in terms of turning two (26 DP’s in the first 22 games.)

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

also

his D is fine. He wouldn’t have gone through 3 years of minor league baseball with scouts and metrics saying he was an above-average 3B glove if he wasn’t competent at the position. I, for one, was never worried about that side of his game.

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by Felonius_Monk on Apr 30, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

just so long as his throws dont get albert killed

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by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

As far as biggest surprise?

It’s got to be Garcia, with the runner up being either Penny or Hawksworth’s scoreless 9 innings of relief

Everyone here expected Colby to break out. Not to this level, obviously, but we expected big things from him and he’s delivered.

Freese has been solid, but he is what we thought he was: a solid defensive first baseman who has a ceiling of an .830-.840 OPS at the big league level. In short, we just hope he’s Casey Blake.

I think a lot of us thought Holliday would start slow, I know that I did. I think he’ll get it figured out though. Remember, he started slow last year too, much slower than this year, in fact, and still ended up with an OPS over .900 at season’s end. Do I think he’s going to have a 1.100 OPS in the last two months of the year again? No, but if he can muster a .940 we’ll be just fine.

We haven’t bitched much about the pen, simply because there hasn’t been much to bitch about and the strand rate to this point has been, for lack of a better term, ridiculous. Now, I think a lot of the bullpen’s success is predicated on our starters all going 6—8 inning every start, which is putting the bullpen in situations where they simply need to come in at the beginning of an inning and be effective (Hawk, Motte, K-Mac, Franklin, Boggs) or they’re put in situations where they are most likely to be successful (Miller, Reyes pitching to mostly lefties). If we start to see our starters going less than 6, I think the bullpen is going to suffer.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hawksworth has been huge

I have to admit I was somewhat in the “2009 looks unsustainable, he’s the long-man for now and the last guy in the pen” camp coming into this year, but really, every time I see him pitch he looks every bit an MLB set-up guy. Sits comfortably at 93mph, can dial it up to 95, 96 when needed, nice, nice sink on his heater, and a change that, whilst it’s hardly in the Lincecum class, looks solid enough as a secondary pitch. He’s got the stamina to go multiple innings from starting, he has a good demeanour on the mound, and he has maintained (in an increasingly relevant sample size) an excellent groundball rate and pretty good walkrate.

I think he’s doing well in his current role, but has actually deserved more responsibility – I’d like to see him start splitting some of the set-up duties with KMac and Motte. It’s really surprised me that, with all the talk of Boggs’ looking totally “different” and 100% better last year on moving to relief, the guy that (for me) has really flourished and looked comfortable in the role is Hawksworth. I think he’s a different pitcher, even from the guy we saw as a SP in Memphis last year.

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by Felonius_Monk on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

His peripherals looked awful last year

so it was easy to dismiss it as luck (xFIP for 2009: 4.59). His walk rate is what’s been the difference this season. He’s still allowing a lot of hits, but more of his balls in play are on the ground (63% to 53% last year, seems a bit unsustainable though), and the combo of those two things have brought his xFIP this season down to 3.13. You really can’t pitch much better than that with the kind of stuff that he’s had.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Capps has a 4.25 xFip this year

he seems a candidate for regression if there ever was one.

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by TomCat009 on Apr 30, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

bowker was projected to be as valuable as luddy

i think sometimes you have to actually watch/listen.

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by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but Capps has a 96% strand Rate that and other peripherals say he can't keep this up

What I really love about peripherals is that people like APu are even better than we would suspect by watching them

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by TomCat009 on Apr 30, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

but the others are much worse

and then some are the same, so it balances out. i just laughed when i saw luddy and bowker projected for the same production. there were quite a few others in these team comparisons we did. sometimes you have to look at what the formula gave you and say, “wut?”. the giants and braves, imo, were both overrated by the projections. we’ll see.

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by cardball on May 1, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bowker was kinda understandable

because I believe he had an awesome year in AAA last year. Shelley Duncan was also projected for a huge year in 2010, mainly because of killing triple A. Guys like Ruben Gotay too. Some guys can just kill mediocre pitching but have huge holes that better pitchers in MLB can exploit. I think it’s pretty clear, looking at Bowker’s (or even Gotay’s) career stats, that those projections were a little out of whack coming into this year.

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by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's probably gotten less time because of the injury in ST

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, to me it's Garcia

I wanted a serviceable 5th starter, and I wanted him to be a farm kid.

I know he can’t keep this up, but I love it.

by sdrone on Apr 30, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Garcia

I don’t even feel the need to explain myself on that one. Just Garcia.

by mattyp on Apr 30, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say Garcia

and I’ve been a big Garcia fan for about 3 years. I knew about the curveball and the GB rate, but the overall polish and the ability to spot four pitches reasonably has really taken me aback.

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by Felonius_Monk on Apr 30, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Think it's #1

I saw one Spring Training game this year, and it was where Jaime struck out six Nationals over 3 innings. Jaime came out of the game and received a handshake from TLR. It was announced soon after that Jaime was going to be in the rotation, and while he had a great few innings, I wouldn’t have dreamed of him having such a great start.

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by lightbulb on Apr 30, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

#5 no doubt

1). Garcia hasn’t hit any bumps but he will. He’s good but not this good.
2). Not a huge surprise.
3). I’ve been more surprised by his complete offensive package than anything. I’m not impressed with his defense yet. (Double plays in this sample size, considering the groundballiness of our staff and the composition of RH pitchers shouldn’t be considered anything special, imo)
4). Holliday’s been fine. Not great but fine. He’ll pick it up.

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by azruavatar on Apr 30, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree that Colby's awesomeness isn't a huge surprise.

Several of us insisted he would be a monster this season.

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by spants on Apr 30, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've always said Eff was a sly fucker

oh, and thanks for not saying anything about me having Pat for a back.

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 30, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

great fantasy advice at BCB:

pick all cardinals and then you don’t even have to keep track – you’ll win. and if you don’t, hey, maybe the cubs are in actual contention, so win-win.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Garica

I expected him to be an acceptable 4th or 5th starter for his rookie year. Not an acceptable ace.

by Evilfrog on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

how about #6

Penny’s incredible start. Though we all know he’s been a good pitcher at times, nothing like this.

by CRay on Apr 30, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about posting a 15-7 record

with Skip’s struggles at leadoff: .207/.301/.293 OPS .594

We’re 9th in runs scored and have the best record.

Be afraid, NL. Be very afraid.

by gocards62 on Apr 30, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

why not?

garcia might regress some, sure. but carp hasn’t been as sharp as he probably will be as the year continues. penny may regress, but lohse will not pitch like he did against the d-backs all year. i say its a wash. even if jaime and penny regress a little, i say we still have one of the best rotations in the league.

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"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 30, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right now we're underperforming our FIP by .75 runs per 9 and

our xFIP by 1.5 runs per 9. Now, I think that given the groundball nature of our team, it’s not unreasonable to expect them to outperform FIP but the staff is getting lucky in the aggregate so far.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 30, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

underperforming=outperforming?

Or am I missing something?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

ya. . . I’m screwing with you all. Stupid golf score stats.

We’re under our FIP so we’re outperforming it. /fixed

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 30, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd think we had the best rotation

i know the braves got a lot of love going into the season, but i never really understood that. they’re deep with five solid starters, but only hanson has carp/waino potential. the giants probably closer to us, except then there’s the colonel.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was being nice

just never got the love for the braves. i thought best case they finish one spot out of the wildcard. i think people were adding up projections, and mcclouth was being projected way high for me – he was sent to minors camp to try to learn to hit again, and then the end of last year…do projections take these things into account. and melky is a terrible player, imo, and i expected not much from glaus, and far less from chipper than the projections did. they have only one player who could without-a-doubt start for us, and that’s escobar.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, we obviously disagree

i’ll take lopex over prado, no way we would trade freeze for chipper, and i left mccann out because, i’ve stated before, i’d probably take him in a vacuum over yadi, but for the cards’ construction, i think no chance we’d make that deal.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

haven't looked at their respective lines for the year thus far

but i think freeze might well have the better year, though i’m 50-50 on it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He doesn't

and you shouldn’t just base it on their 2010 lines. Chipper, by any objective projection, is the better player.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 30, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure what that means

i don’t mean to-date numbers. i mean i think freeze will have a more productive year than chipper. i don’t really care what they have done so far. but i think i have more than a 50% chance of being right. i could care less that chipper is a HOF’er. and i don’t care about a projection. freeze is obviously the better defender at this point, and i don’t see chipper overtaking him by dint of the bat, partly because i question how many ab’s he’ll get, and also because i think he no longer has any power. that’s my projection, so we’ll just have to find out how it goes. i like my chances.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 1, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

smells like a bet to me

Chipper will out-perform freese by the end of the year I think.

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wut?

Three plus pitches and a fourth above average one, command of all four, can throw all four for strikes.

Carp has great stuff, so we could argue that one, but WW? He really only has one plus pitch, his curveball, and gets by with the rest due to great command.

I think you’re underestimating just how good his stuff actually is.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on May 1, 2010 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think I agree with your point here

but I’d say Waino’s slider/cutter thing has also really moved into the “plus pitch” area in the last 12 months or so. And his curveball might be the best in the league just about, it’s an absolute fucking hammer – I’d say one above average pitch plus one absolutely dominant one = pretty great stuff.

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

ugh. I can't believe this.

I hate ranting about crap, but my DVR just erased the disc with all the Cardinals Classics, the Spring Training preview, and both Boog and Bombs clips. pretty much anything I was recording all month.

I have no idea what happened. it suddenly thought it was an uninitialized disc.

and it’s too early to drink. [swear words redacted]

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 9:50 AM EDT reply actions  

I think they're all online at FSNMW.com

and if you have a decent stream capture program you should be able to get them back….

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

they're not all on FSM

and I don’t think they can put them all in there, because of the licensing problems with Jim Rome.

Cardinals Classics are also solely on tv.

basically I bought a DVR so I wouldn’t tax my computer, which ain’t the best. the best part is, I have no idea why it randomly decided that was an empty disc. there’s no way I can erase a whole disc of 8, 9 recordings in one shot from the remote control. so now any disc I put in there…. oh, who knows.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

as one can imagine

I feel a little ill. I try to be a completist ass on only one disc at a time, and that was the disc this spring. commercials edited out manually.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Go with the computer

Upgrades are cheap, and you can move stuff over to DVD. There’s your new summer project.

by sdrone on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

no... no, they're not.

I’m sharing space, and my budget is pretty much maxed on more important things. never mind it. stuff happens for a reason.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

there there y2...

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's okay

I ate all the cookies.
you’re all on your own.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes it's just *too* easy to predict Mr. Ryan.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya better start hitting, Brendan....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Carp told them "get the fucking camera out of my face or I am going to break it in half."

That is literally the most awesome thing that has ever happened.

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on Apr 30, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

CDGAFAYRTV

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I always thought Carp was the quiet effective type.

In 2010, he has transformed into the baddest mother on the planet. Or else we are finally being treated to the real (angry ass motherfucker) thing.

by Sukafish on Apr 30, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

CCDGAFWYT

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i think it was always there

they just gave him a wide berth while he was busy with that stuff we’re not going to consider

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. My. Gosh.

Epic. I love that they were afraid they were never going to get it back. And of course Carp.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder how many times Yadi has to calm down angry pitchers

and then I think: Yadi is even more badass than I thought.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I only want ONE thing for my birthday.

A Cardinals victory.

Can you guys make this happen for me today?

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 30, 2010 10:29 AM EDT reply actions  

How about you start

by wishing for the game to not be rained out.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

and happy b day

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can't watch tonight?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

if tonight is rained out

I might get to see Penny pitch tomorrow instead of Lohse

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 30, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit! i hate you!

i purposely bought tix last year right after rolen was traded to the reds for that first series at home. and he spent the whole series hurt. i was so pissed.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

had reds fans with me, too.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're just out to get you, fang.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

we are sitting in section 172

is it bad Karma to hope that Scotty takes Lohse deep so I can get a Rolen homerun ball?

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 30, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Jason Marquis' fault

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It always f*cking is.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

where's MooCow

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fixed

Damnit! i hate you Jason Marquis.

Your anger towards Matty is misplaced. Marquis is the one who ruined it for you.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 30, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about Jason Marquis.

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

rolen

day to day with a strained hammy

might not be available for the series

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

nobody’s gonna bite?

damn

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't get to the mothership

who pitches for Cincy tomorrow?

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 30, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

gah, I hope he reverts to bad Homer.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 30, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

quick look at ERA's

cueto 5.73
harang 7.16
bailey 7.06

arroyo 6.37
leake 3.25

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

And to think...

they nearly didn’t put Leake on their ballclub.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leake is shit

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya but

arroyo dominated us earlier this year

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

he won 4-2 yesterday

probably had a couple real bad outings mixed in

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then why isn't he in the 'pen?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 30, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

conspricacy theory at BCB

a deal is in the works for z and the interested team asked that he be moved to the pen to save wear and tear on his arm

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

So there is another team as stupid as the Cubs wanting Zambrano in the bullpen?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha

ha ha ha

and fredbird is the dork?

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 30, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont understand

wasn’t the common reaction to putting zambrano in the bullpen that it was stupid?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The other team doesn't want Z in their pen

they want him in the Cubs pen to save his arm.

Which is incredibly ridiculous.

by Mister Eff on Apr 30, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

my bad then

I misread the prior post… and yes i am dork too

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, and if anyone is interested (heh heh heh)

Al is asking for volunteers for game-thread moderators – getting rough over there. even suggestions to do away with game threads…

one commenter lamented that being born a cub fan is akin to being sentenced to prison for life.

also, they’re wondering if they can be within 10 of the cards at the break, noting that we sat pujols yesterday just to make it fair, but that it still wasn’t since every hitter in our lineup is “CLUTCH”.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, there's a lot of

“how cool would it be to be a cards fan now. i mean, i hate them, but how cool would it be?”

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh heh

I’m sure that any team looking at him would want his routine of the past, what 7 years or so, completely changed before they got him.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

so by their logic

continuing to buy tickets will nullify any boycott
so does that mean Cards fans will continue to keep them down by going to Wrigley?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

nevermind

just suck it up BGH, get a ticket for Saturday’s game!

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 30, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

either way, thanks.

how much are they?

/ducks for cover because you’ve probably already answered same question

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what i was thinking

i think i paid 25 for my holliday one last year and they few select ones they have online right now are on sale for 23. so i expected about $30 for ones at the team store.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bought mine there last summer

and was walking through two weeks ago at the store looking for a Rasmus jersey (which they don’t have) and they still have the t-shirt jersey.

I want a Jaime Garcia t-shirt jersey now.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 30, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks.

and yeah, i’m i need to temper my tee shirt jersey desires. currently on my wish list:

a correct matt holliday one
brad penny
colby rasmus
jaime garcia

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing will ever replace

my ryan ludwick 2008 all star game shirt. it is my treasure. got my rasmus one this winter. but yes, i would also like a Jaime shirt

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 30, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have kid sized shirts

but the problem is always that the neck is too small (or maybe too high)and the sleeves are too long. they just don’t fit that well, either.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 30, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

They don't fit me too badly.

Especially compared to the men’s shirts.

The moral to this story is to befriend a seamstress or tailor.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

or just be a man

/please take the joke the way it’s supposed to be taken

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have t*ts and hips.

Even if I wanted to be a man, it ain’t happening.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp has tats too

He’s a grown-ass man

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's annoying.

I always get the kids ones but like you said they fit funny too.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have them.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, happy birthday!

I would sing for you…but you wouldn’t hear it.

Plus, my version of the song would likely just freak everyone out.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Apr 30, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

a freaky version of happy birthday?

i can’t let this go.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 30, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I suppose I should leave the definition of "freaky" to the listener.

I’m a guy with a low bass voice…and a pretty decent falsetto. So, I sing the first phrase down at the bottom…the next an octave higher…the next the octave above that, and then the last in that octave, but letting the second to last note glissando all the way back down to the bottom.

This probably makes more sense when I just do it, as opposed to explaining it. And it’s probably just more funny than freaky…unless, of course, it’s some anonymous guy on the internet doing it.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Apr 30, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, splhcb67

I learned something new today (glissando). I sing all the time and was never aware of that term.

I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Calvin, Scientific Progress Goes "Boink", Watterson

by Solanus on Apr 30, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy to help.

Yeah…sometimes I get into my musical world and forget that not everyone knows all these terms. (For those who didn’t pick it up, “glissando” is basically the technical term for a musical slide…as in, sliding from one note to another.)

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Apr 30, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

glissando should be fucking illegal

specifically, annoying-ass female singers in their early 20s of the American Idol/Mariah Carey fandom/talent show popstar type who have absolutely no soul or subtlety and use it ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Seriously, I hate that shit and I hate Mariah Carey.

/rant

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Happy BD!

hope you have a good one and the Cards honor your request.

by ArkansasTravs on Apr 30, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tried to find the horrible photoshop of Carp and the birthday cake

but failed. happy birthday anyway!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not your bud, mack

but happy birthday vexed.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looking at the Naturals' wikipage,

I noticed this: "The team’s nickname … was chosen after receiving 33 percent of the votes in an online fan poll, beating second-place choice “Thunder Chickens” by six percent."

Oh, if only.

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Apr 30, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

would they have served thighs?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang it!

If I had checked and known that was a choice, it would have gotten my vote(s).

by ArkansasTravs on Apr 30, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

Thanks for taking the time to include all these details. Good stuff.

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to propose a wholesale bullpen change...

Can we get Frankie out before his lousy pitching turns into lousy outcomes? Do we have to wait for what the Brewers are going through? Bring on the committee. Call up Sanchez. Use Boggs and Hawk in the 9th. Sign Smoltz.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 30, 2010 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Considering the above report on Sanchez

Now may not be the best time.

I would think Salas is still ahead of him on the depth chart as well.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rough game last night...

but good overall. I don’t see what the downside is, other than having to add him to the 40-man. Put him in a couple low-leverage situations and move him up or out as needed.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 30, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

The downside

is that the move could blow up the bullpen, which has been pretty good so far. I don’t know who you send OUT of the bullpen right now. You’re not going to release Franklin, who has 4 saves and a ERA below 2, and nobody else deserves to get demoted.

You also have Salas, who’s been fairly effective at AAA and had a great spring.

What, exactly, is the upside of promoting a guy from AA to the big leagues when you currently don’t have any significant issues with your bullpen?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well....

I’d move McClellen to Memphis and get him starting. We’ll probably need a 6th, 7th, and 8th starter by the end of the year and Lynn, Ottavino, and Rich Hil don’t inspire a huge amount of confidence.

Once he’s gone bring up Samuel, put him in low leverage situations. If he’s good, move him to higher leverage situations and eventually closer once Franklin blows up. If he’s lousy, send him back and try Salas.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 30, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

er...

meant Sanchez not Samuel.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 30, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flash Cards!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you!

where are they!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not how it works

if he keeps getting results he won’t be “out”. I just hope if he loses that beard magic that tlr will pull the plug on him faster than he did with izzy

also, kinda sick about hearing about smoltz. sorry.

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

cdgaftysohas

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 30, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

carpenter doesnt give a fuck that you’re sick of hearing about smoltz

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 30, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

waino would, though

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like waino better

well, just a little better

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

happy Mifflin weekend everyone!

re the photo caption: He can’t be smooth all the time.

FALSE

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 30, 2010 11:07 AM EDT reply actions  

fun with small sample sizes: WAR edition

colby rasmus is on pace for 10.9 WAR
albert pujols is on pace for 8 WAR (btw, it’s absolutely absurd that he probably has had an average month at best and was still worth more than a win)
ryan ludwick is on pace for 5.1 WAR
matt holliday is on pace for 4.4 WAR
yadier molina is on pace for 2.9 WAR

chris carpenter is on pace for 2.9 WAR
adam wainwright is on pace for 8.7 WAR
brad penny is on pace for 7.3 WAR (actually higher because he hasn’t had his fifth start yet)
jaime garcia is on pace for 5.1 WAR (same story with him as with brad penny)

i throw 5 WAR to everyone else.

this team would be on pace for at least 60.3 WAR as a whole.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 12:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Gadzooks.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Apr 30, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yadi's hitting has been a big surprise for me

seems like he keeps getting big rbi’s

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's finally settled into his playing weight plus is relatively injury-free

(it’s difficult when the biggest hurdle in one’s workout plan is “don’t eat so much of mama’s food.” marriage and fatherhood have probably stabilized that without seriously offending anybody… )
(none of this explains Bengie. agh my eyes.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's always been pretty clutch

but it seems like even more so this month, plus he is driving the ball better. best shape of his life lol

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna check 'em in a month

the trick is always sticking to the plan while on the road

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not worried about Big Daddy
Pitcher Adam Wainwright marveled yesterday that Rasmus, all 200 pounds of him, is dueling Matt Holliday in the weight room for several of the team records. Wrote a little bit about that in this morning’s paper. A check with strength coach Pete Prinzi explained that the records Rasmus holds (so far) are in the "explosive drills." […] Rasmus leads in the 250-pound squat drill with 1,400 watts. He leads with the back-rowing machine (exactly as it sounds) with 2,300 watts. Holliday, who leads with the bench and the other leg test, is on his heels in both. #6
“I’m just playing the game,” Rasmus said. “I come in every (day), drink my protein shake and start thinking about what the pitcher is going to try to do to me. Then I go out there and compete. My goal every time is to beat that pitcher. Just beat him. That could be with a walk. That could be taking some good swings. It’s not going to be a hit every time. Just a battle.” link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Daddy

heh heh….nope, not gonna do it

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 30, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

give it a few years, and a little more OMS

that’ll be the nickname, sho’ nuff.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry .

The only Big Daddy I know goes by his civilian name of Dave Cruise.
There will be no others. Trust me if you met him it is not possible to duplicate the mold of Big Daddy.

Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Apr 30, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

point conceded.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's pretty impressive if you ask me

Matt Holliday is built like a brick shithouse, especially from the waist down. If Colby can fill out like that (say settle in at 210-215) and keep his fleetness afoot, we’re talking a 30-35 homer slugger in CF just about every year.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

towel...

need a… towel…

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

we keep a stack in all the threads

preparedness.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unsure whether this is disgust

Or whether you, too, now need a towel.

by mojowo11 on Apr 30, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I kept a wide berth of that

come on, we have towels, but they’re not all over

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

O/T: Tim Kurkjian to "today's young players:"

“Get off of my lawn!”

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Apr 30, 2010 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

It's times like this

that I wish Fire Joe Morgan was still up and running. Come back to us, Mose Schrute!!

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Apr 30, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ron Washington agrees

And says…

Kids today aren’t afraid because they don’t take responsibility for their mistakes anymore. I see that in the game every single day.

Pretty clear, no need to read between the lines on that quote from Ron. Yeah, no one takes responsibility for mistakes.

Jobu needs a refill

by lightbulb on Apr 30, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

HEH....

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, Kurkjian.

If you’re gonna try to make some kind of statement about personal responsibility, fine. But quoting a FREAKING CRACKHEAD on the subject pretty much sends you ass-backwards over the cliff into self-parody.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Apr 30, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also noticed that Justin Smoak didn't get yanked yesterday

when he failed to come up with a ball in the dirt for a key out. Practice what you preach, RON! Fuckin A, talk about a hilarious double standard.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's funny since

I used to hear talk radio complain all the time when Baker coaches the Cubs about how the Cubs didn’t seem to know basics of the game.

Of course it came up with Lou the other day during a little blowup he had with a writer, too.

by sdrone on Apr 30, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a bunch of crap

I usually like Kirkjian, but you can’t tell me that guys didn’t get picked off in 1973 too.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

They didn't

This statement may not be 100% factual

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 30, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Little known fact,

Dave Concepcion was never picked off.
/I heard that from Joe.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

well for one thing

in St. Louis they’d be booed out of town.

not every organization has a commitment to beating down stupid baseball.

of course, we are completely undermined by allowing the Wave. so there is still work to do.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

KILL THE WAVE!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oops, didn't read far enough before I posted:
in every game that Ryne Sandberg ever played, they knew what pitch was coming, and the location of the pitch. And every pitch, Sandberg would signal to the first baseman what pitch was coming, and what location. Middle infielders today across the major leagues aren’t always sure what is coming, and what location. Why not? Because some of them are so quick and so skilled, they think they’re going to get to that ball over the second-base bag anyway, they don’t need to cheat a step. But sometimes, they don’t get to that ball, and it costs their team a run, and a game.

Really? Ryne fucking SANDBERG? Gawd almighty I wish we would have had UZR when Sandberg played, because then we could dispense with this argument using quality evidence. The guy was a total stiff at second base! Unless it was hit right at him, he wasn’t fielding it. Maybe he was smarter than the average second baseman, but maybe that’s because he never would have gotten to half of the balls he did without having more knowledge than everyone else.

My favorite thing to do is to take his wRC+ of 118 and then move him to third base. Good comparisons for him there would be Kevin Seitzer (117), Troy Glaus (123), Howard Johnson (121), and, my personal favorite, Ken Boyer (122). For one thing, none of those guys are sure fire HOF players.

Now, Boyer won 5 GG at 3B in his career and had good range at the hot corner. If you take him, move him to second base, and put him in a Cub uniform from 1983 to 1997 (I just threw up in my mouth a little), he’s probably a sure fire HOF player and a beloved Chicago Cub. This is why the HOF is fucking ridiculous — they awarded a guy for playing out of position his whole career based on his offensive stats when compared to others who played the position at a high level defensively.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ryno win any GG's?

i’d think he probably did, LOL.

so you’re saying, the cubs should’ve put santo at second if they wanted him in the hall?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup -- Santo was a superior player to Sandberg in nearly every way

With the exception of stolen bases, he exceeds Ryno in every offensive category.

Gold Gloves in the 80’s went to the most popular players at the position who didn’t boot the fucking ball every time it was hit to them. Now, name me another above average second baseman in the National League from 1982 to 1993. Waiting…waiting…pretty damn hard isn’t it? From 1983 to 1993 I count FOUR second baseman receiving MVP votes in the National League: (Tommy Herr, Robby Thompson, Bip Roberts, and Delino Deshields). Biggio would start getting some after that, but ‘83 to ’93 was the prime of Ryno’s career, and there was nobody else at his position that was worth a shit, he played on national TV all the time via WGN so that everyone knew who he was, and he was a great guy and fan friendly. It’s like the perfect storm of bullshit to get a guy voted in the HOF. Jeff Kent is a surly bastard, who played from 1992-2008, won an MVP award, and has better offensive numbers than Sandberg does. Do you think he’s getting in the HOF? I highly doubt it.

Everyone forgets that Sandberg came up as a third-baseman and that the Phillies traded him because they had Mike Schmidt and didn’t think Ryno could hack it in the middle infield.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I think kent is getting in

I remember TEH PUNDITZ saying he was pretty much a lock for the HOF when he retired. Of course, he was a dick to the media, so they could be vindictive like that

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 30, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

kent will get in, imo

hopefully not before robbie alomar

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll see

I’m not optimistic about it.

Seriously, I hate Jeff Kent, but I hate Ryne Sandberg being celebrated as a HOF player even more.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

If Santo had played with the Cubs at the same time as Sandberg, I’d bet Santo would be in the Hall and Sandberg would be outside looking in. Santo’s biggest problem is that nobody outside of Cubs fans knows how good a player he was.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

for what it's worth

BaseballProjection’s Total Zone gives him +74 runs on defense for his career, to Ken Boyer’s +70. In WAR they’re very close, though—61 for Sandberg, 58 for Boyer.

by DanUpBaby on Apr 30, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That spells it out pretty well right there.

I would guess there are fewer second baseman in history with WAR above 60 than there are third basemen.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on May 1, 2010 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

When left-hander Brien Taylor, the No. 1 pick in the draft in 1990, reported to the New York Yankees for his first spring training as a professional player, he did not know how to make the pickoff throw to second base using the inside move. That would be like LeBron James signing with the Cleveland Cavaliers, and not being able to shoot a reverse layup with his left hand.

I thought you were moaning about “kids today”? This happened 20 fucking years ago. If anything, does this not make the complete contrary point, i.e. “young players have always made mental mistakes and/or not had a complete range of skills”?

Also, how often do you see pickoffs at second base? Like, once, twice a year? How often does a given pitcher even ATTEMPT to pick someone off second? How about pretty much never, in most cases. How many times does LeBron James shoot a layup with his left hand? Like, several hundred times a year? So, that simile makes a lot of sense.

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is what you hear every day in every stop you make in every clubhouse. Maybe they are a bunch of older players and coaches and managers who are jealous of the money and the fame given to today’s young players. Maybe they are a bunch of old guys who are angry that today’s young players don’t have to put in the same time or the same effort to play — and to thrive — in the major leagues. Maybe that’s true.

Or maybe being able to use the inside move to attempt pick-offs at second base is a completely fucking worthless skill. Who can say.

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

How can you explain another starting catcher in the major leagues who — I am not making this up — when told by his manager to make sure the pitcher worked from the stretch with the bases loaded, asked, "Is that when one shoulder is facing me, or two?’’

Incorrect. You are making this up. Or taking a joke completely out of context.

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Discussed last night....

Reds are in town 5/31-6/2 and both teams have the 3rd off. I’m sure it will be then instead of a double header.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, makes sense

i’m going on 5/31! 6th row bleachers that didn’t cost me much thanks to flim. hell and yes!

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

alyough that would make for 16

staright games for the cards, and IIRC the Players assoc would have to approve it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

so...

the mlb can schedule however many games in a row they want but if a makeup date is set that makes a team play more than 15 in a row it has to be approved?

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

not sure on the number involved, though

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure what the actual number is.....

but I know that there is a number in the CBA stating how many games can be scheduled in a row. But right now they’re on a 17 game stretch, so that series probably falls within the parameters.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm away from media

Jaime is supposedly on 101.1 with Bernie

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

i just missed it

nothing at all?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 30, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I mean... Bernie.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Remember that 20 inning you started?"

“Yeah.”

“That was awesome.”

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 30, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edit fail

game!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 30, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

apt

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT

is it sad that after i get a 4G phone this summer i’ll much rather connect my laptop to the internet through my phone rather than through the crappy wireless network here?

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Not really

4G is gonna be ballin.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 30, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i cannot freakin' wait

though kirksville probably isn’t on the list for 2-3 years. sad.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

so basically

I should just get one of those 4G usb things for my laptop instead of dsl or cable modem?

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily

Especially if they go with usage rates (they will), but 4G should be faster than a lot of current DSL/Cable and obviously you can take it anywhere.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 30, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's the best way to go if you live out in the country

I might move out of chicago for the summer, not sure yet

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

then, yeah you would still need a modem of some sort or whatever.

if you’re not on sprint or verizon, chances are the country place you’re going to doesn’t even have 3G.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

My folks are pretty far off the grid, so to speak

after years of dial up, they finally got a mifi zone for their house. Works pretty weel.

by Mister Eff on Apr 30, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's so special about 4G?

isn’t it just a name and they changed the number in front for marketing purposes?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean, like

are there any specific bandwidth requirements that have to be met to be called 4G?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

4G is an umbrella term

WiMax, the technology that’s farthest along in the states, is considerably faster than the various flavors of 3G. Looking at it on wikipedia it seems like there are some new requirements and objectives. I’m not an expert, so I can’t say what they mean for anyone except that it seems like everything will be IP-based, which will make the case for charging separately for “voice” and “data” even more tenuous.

by DanUpBaby on Apr 30, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently it's more like 3.9G.

And yeah, it has a max download speed of about 10x that of 3G.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about a min download speed?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

more wikipedia

“An IMT Advanced cellular system must have target peak data rates of up to approximately 100 Mbit/s for high mobility such as mobile access and up to approximately 1 Gbit/s for low mobility such as nomadic/local wireless access, according to the ITU requirements. Scalable bandwidths up to at least 40 MHz should be provided.”

by DanUpBaby on Apr 30, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, wow

that’s fast

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Sprint, average download speeds would start at 600 Kbps.

http://shop.sprint.com/en/solutions/mobile_broadband/mobile_broadband_4G.shtml

4G isn’t standardized yet. And WiMax is different from LPE, which will be even faster.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, wow

that’s slow

about a third of my download speeds i get on at$t’s 3g network

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll give you pass

and some chicken noodle soup

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAH

I read that chart wrong. Avg download speeds are 3-6 Mbps.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit, spants!

oh, wow

that’s pretty good. top end of that is what i get at home

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the part I like:

Peak download speeds – More than 10 Mbps

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't wait to get the HTC EVO.

That phone looks so f*cking sweet.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i must check it out

saw it advertised on hulu last night

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

There just isn't enough on the web yet.

I watched some videos, looked at photos, and read reviews. But I want more.

The Verizon Incredible is a similar phone, though there are some notable differences.
Anyway, the Incredible has been shipped to people for reviewing, so there are more videos and reviews right now of that phone. I just watched an unboxing today and thought that with the exception of the Incredible’s incredible 8GB of onboard memory, the EVO looks to be even better.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

will it run android or what?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh totally.

This one is very, very similar style-wise, but will be a much better phone.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm still high in the google nexus

and of course i’m anticipating seeing what’s next for the iphone

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't wait to get the EVO and rub it in my friend's husband's Nexus One-owning face.

Not because the Nexus One isn’t a good phone, but because the EVO looks to be so much better. And also, I hate that guy.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll probably end up with the leaked iPhone update when I finally turn in my RAZR 2

but I was very excited to see Palm bought out by a company with money and a marketing department. Can’t wait to see what WebOS will do on better hardware.

by DanUpBaby on Apr 30, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I could detest flip phones any more.

I’m a slide guy all the way.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 30, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to love flip phones.

Then I got a BlackBerry Curve. And then a new Curve. And I was planning on getting the new Bold this summer, but I’m jumping the BlackBerry ship for the EVO.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

palm pre is probably the last phone i'd get

as of now, i’m probably most likely to retire the 3G when the new iphone comes out and get it, unless android 3.0 on one of the many phones with better than iphone hardware blows me away

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You may want to temper expectations of "better hardware"

We are talking about HP here, the company with the highest fail rate for laptop and desktop computers in the industry, and dozens of us former iPaq users who vowed to never, ever buy an HP device ever again.

I think the new Slate looks awesome, except that HP makes it, so i can nearly be assured of having to get an extended warranty if I want to buy one. Mostly for the insurance in case the hardware goes bad, but also so I can get it replaced when I hurl it off of a wall in frustration when it locks up and won’t turn the page on the eBook I’m reading.

I think the deal makes a lot of sense for both sides, and the WebOS could be a really good platform for tablet PC’s. I quite like it, i just wish HTC had bought them out instead of HP.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on May 1, 2010 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

so im listening to the cubs game here at work

While Ron Santo may be a cubs “legend” he really does suck as an color commentator… example:

Pat: You know Ron, the dirt seems a bit damp today and the balls seem to be bouncing a bit differently.

Ron: Yeah

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh what I wouldn't give

to have Hrabosky adopt such a minimalist approach.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Apr 30, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My take on this conversation with Al replacing Ron:

Pat: You know Al, the dirt seems a bit damp today and the balls seem to be bouncing a bit differently.

Al: I noticed early in the game that the balls were bouncing a big differently. You know, back when I played, (insert random player from 1975 that we’ve never heard of, let’s just use Ted Sizemore) used to tell me that balls would bounce differently on muddy dirt and that you had to stay down on the ball longer to allow for a bad hop. A lot of these players today don’t pay attention to the weather conditions defensively….

Pat (breaking in): …..Bases Loaded, nobody out!

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

he's been sitting in silent disgust for a few days

almost like he’s boycotting.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

need a little help

what is the best way to value a player in order to compare trade value? is it WAR? VORP? I really need a bit of help here

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Unless they’re a catcher…then I’d probably use PECOTA if you have access to it.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

your eyes!

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 30, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

greart is good with cheese

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of which

i’m off to make lunch!

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 30, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ladies and Gents: It's settled...

…the only song that I want played at my funeral is ELO’s “Mr. Blue Sky”

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 30, 2010 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

it's your birthday and you settled that?

well… it’s your funeral.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well duh

…Birthdays don’t really celebrate your birth, per se. They’re more a celebration of the fact that you’re not dead yet.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 30, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

trufax

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carfax

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 30, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Koufax.

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, that's probably a better choice than "Fire on High."

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Apr 30, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats a good song

But I think that I would go with “In my life” by The Beatles.

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Final Countdown

and then I’m going to pop up out of my coffin.

by Mister Eff on Apr 30, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

OF ALL TIME!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOB!

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 30, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd choose Videotape by Radiohead

and then maybe Bad Romance, to honor my walk up song

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 30, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

something ive been wondering about

With all of the Pujols contract talk I got to thinking about Keith Hernandez and when he was traded. Let’s say that, hypothetically, the Cardinals knew that there was no chance to remain competitive and sign Pujols. Do you think that he (pujols) could fetch enough in a trade to offset the loss of his 19 WAR over the last 3 years? (Please don’t take this as paranoia about him leaving, its simply a friday afternoon bored at work discussion topic)

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn't be opposed to it IF

they got back something like Longoria and Price.

Plus, then they could just sign Pujols AFTER 2011. Win, win, win.

by Mister Eff on Apr 30, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is exactly who I was looking up at fangraphs

Longoria Price and Pena…

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

add zobrist

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know tampa wouldn't trade longoria

for pujols straight-up, right?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just messing around

I’m not really being serious… I was just looking up WAR values at fangraphs trying to see what type of players Pujols could fetch

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

take into account contracts though

longoria is the most untouchable player in baseball i’d think, or at least one of them

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

see that was precisely the point of asking the question in the first place

because i wanted to know what you all thought

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

fangraphs did a rundown of the most valuable players in baseball last year

taking into account contracts (i.e. the guys with the most value in trade). Pretty sure Longoria was #1. Justin Upton was pretty high too, I think he was top 5. Pujols was as well.

Honestly, if we were to trade Pujols, it’d really have to be for an absolute can’t-miss young stud (either prospect or early major leaguer) or a package of at least 2 A-grade prospects. I can’t think of too many teams that would be able to offer that sort of package, who could also likely extend Albert for the sort of money he’d want (in any case, I think he has a no-trade, so it’s probably moot, unless he’s keen to go to Boston or something).

If the Yankees offered us Jesus Montero and Phil Hughes, that would be seriously tempting. Montero’s a teenage catcher who decimated high-A and double-A last year and I think could be a good first baseman in the majors within 12 months or so, with the potential to really be a superstar. I’d probably consider asking for Zach McAllister as well.

I’m honestly not sure Boston would have the pieces to make a trade for Pujols work, and I think they over-value some of their guys. It’d have to start with Bard and Buccholz, but I really think their value and our value of those two pieces would make a deal unworkable.

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would trade Pujols for Longoria straight up no question

You’re talking Longoria + a 20M player.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 30, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn it!

The Ridiculous One for Longoria, straight up?

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 30, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

It’s Longoria + (at least) a 20M player. Longoria’s contract is that big of a joke.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 30, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is where we vary

No way in hell I would trade TRO for anyone, once he is signed long term.
Contracts be damned!

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 30, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would

Think about it. You could put Longoria at third for 1/5 the cost over the next 5 years, and then sign someone like Adrian Gonzalez for $18M a year to play first base. You’re telling me that you don’t think that Gonzalez + Longoria is going to be worth more than Pujols from 2012 to 2016, which is the last club option on Longoria’s contract?

By WAR, Longoria was worth 7.2 wins last year and Gonzalez was worth 6.5. That’s 13.7 wins between them and they’re 25 and 28 years old, respectively, so you’d be getting Longoria for most of his prime and Gonzalez for about half of his for the same cost as Pujols from ages 31-38. Pujols WAR last year? 8.6. So, that move makes our team equal to “one Matt Holliday” better in terms of WAR than we were with just Albert at nearly the same cost thru 2016.

Tampa would never make that trade, ever. Mo should do it in a heartbeat if it was offered.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention

That’s a Tony La Russa Wet dream batting order isn’t it?

2. Rasmus LH
3. Longoria RH
4. Gonzalez LH
5. Holliday RH

OR

2. Holliday RH
3. Gonzalez LH
4. Longoria RH
5. Rasmus LH

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

holliday says he prefers hitting third, but understands - wut?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just saying

that Tony loves the righty-lefty-righty-lefty thing because he would use four pitchers to get those four guys out, lol.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

it’s probably true. as sad as it sounds.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course "no one" would be upset if that happened

except folks in tampa bay.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

id be upset

til i actually got to see those two play

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I’d shed a tear, but then I’d be somewhat happier when we won 100 games in 2011.

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if they got rid

of the gun after they mugged him?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is one reason i think prince might be traded for a haul

brewers could sign him, but that might make braun too jealous

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Revenues would decrease by at LEAST $10mil in tickets sales

a HUGE number of people come to the games just to see the game’s greatest player play. I think it would be foolish to just look at the cost side and not the revenues as well.

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Apr 30, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1.

And don’t think the Cards haven’t studied exactly that question of how much marginal revenue comes in due to Albert.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Apr 30, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

s'true

I posed the question in an earlier post, though it mostly sat there. …now I can’t remember which post it was. bah.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would guess

that the number of jerseys sold with “Longoria” and “Gonzalez” on the back would more than make up for the number of jerseys sold with “Pujols” on the back.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'd almost be nice just

for the sake of variety. It does kind of bug me that so many fans never consider anyone but Pujols for their jerseys.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Apr 30, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but getting a good return on the investment is nice.

A Larry Walker jersey is great and all, but he was only with us 2 seasons.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

do people stop wearing the shirts when guys are gone?

haven’t been to st. louis for awhile, so i don’t know. in other cities it doesn’t seem to matter. my nephew in chicago is a third baseman and the only cards shirt with a player’s name he wears is rolen. same for me with eckstein. i have other cards shirts, but none with a player’s name.

though i’d never wear a jersey, i have some, but they are more collector’s items i guess. i don’t actually collect anything, since i don’t seek to acquire them, but i’m certainly not throwing them away, either, nor selling them.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some people still wear them.

Some don’t.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

interesting

i wonder if the people who would no longer wear a rolen are the same people who (undoubtedly) will not stand when he is announced at busch (if he ever is).

hell, i have one of garvey’s old warmup jackets from the padres that i wore to a game there, even though it looked ridiculous with the sleeves halfway up to my elbows. do people there wear mcgee or simmons stuff?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to wear my Ankiel t-shirt, but I would still cheer for him.

I don’t see why not wearing an outdated shirt would make a person a grump-ass.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, it's different with retired players.

But people wearing Eckstein t-shirts to games just seems silly.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

not saying anyone is a grump ass

just wondering if the not wearing an ex-cards shirt is more of a fashion thing or a “you are no longer a cardinal and so do not exist” thing. (if they existed back then, would people have stopped wearing hornsby shirts?)

as far as eckstein goes, people in atlanta still wear smoltz shirts, glavine shirts, and wore murphy shirts, even after they had left. i don’t see how it is silly, but was just wondering if it was a phenomenon particular to st. louis.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sort of a grump ass

but I got nothin on gdm

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

when I see someone wearing a Eckstein tshirt

I think, “They must have gotten that from the clearance rack.” I don’t really think they are bad fans. I just think, they either made an irrational decision in buying that while eck was cardinal thinking he would be one forever, or that their Aunt got it for them off of the clearance rack not even knowing that he’s not even on the team anymore

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 30, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what you get for thinking, i guess

and carp doesn’t give a fuck what you think. so it’s more a fashion-snobbery thing (clearance) or the fact that you would only buy a jersey of someone you think would be a cardinal forever (in other words, pujols), which falls into that same thinking. it must be very tiring to judge everyone. i wear an eckstein tee (it’s a friggin’ t-shirt, for godsakes, just like the other day i had on a french open shirt from more than 5 years ago!), but i do not wear a genuine musial jersey…see where you can err on these presumptions?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

CDGAFAYFFOTS

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 30, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

short on words, i see. or difficult to speak with crow in your craw. i did find your thoughts amusing, though…something about judging a book by its cover…sounded like a teenage girl.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You wondered if people who would no longer

wear a Rolen t-shirt “are the same people who (undoubtedly) will not stand when he is announced at busch.” You can explain what you meant – if not grump-ass – by lumping those behaviors together.

I doubt it’s particular to St. Louis. But it seems a little odd to wear a former-Cardinals player’s t-shirt or jersey to a Cardinals game. Maybe I find it cheap. But by purchasing an Albert t-shirt, you’re delaying the expiration date of that t-shirt. Once a player leaves, their shirt becomes more of a novelty and less of a souvenir. Until they retire, that is.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

to your second part

then maybe i am cheap, but i don’t really wear such things, and eckstein hit me in a moment where i just loved him in the euphoria. i could buy other players’ shirts, but no one has made me do that yet.

more importantly, to your first part, i’m glad you pointed that out, because i mis-worded my comment. i meant that i’m sure there are undoubtedly some people who won’t stand for rolen. didn’t mean to lump them together, necessarily, just wondering, as a hypothesis, if these were the same people who wouldn’t wear an ex-card’s shirt. my apologies for being a poor communicator.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's nothing wrong with it at all.

To each their own, y’know? I don’t think “Sheeh, look at that Eckstein t-shirt when I see someone in it.”

As for me, I won’t wear Ankiel’s t-shirt jersey, but I’ll stand and clap when he comes to Busch Stadium.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

again, i spoke wrong the first time

and i agree with your above comment. at the same time, i wish i had an ankiel shirt.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

We cool.

I was just letting you know that I’m-a cheer those former Cards.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still wear my yadi 41 shirt

but use my edmonds 15 shirt for things like the gym and such

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 30, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

you need to

cut that Edmonds 15 shirt in half…just slice around right above the belly.

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wear my Edmonds jersey to games still

I should probably get a Rasmus jersey, though.

by mojowo11 on Apr 30, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

you deserve scorn

and i thought my eckstein was bad.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't buy this for a second.

I want to see you prove that losing a player of Pujols caliber, even while the team continues to win 85-100 games every year without him, would have a negative impact on ticket sales.

Winning. Sells. Tickets. Players do too, but generally you win when you have good players, so it’s kind of a self fulfilling prophecy isn’t it?

You’re telling me you couldn’t sell tickets with Rasmus, Holliday, Gonzalez, and Longoria in your lineup?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed...

the team could sell Pujols for a can of beans and if they continued to win, fans would continue to pack the house.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 30, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

you could argue that longoria and gonzalez

would out-sell a single albert pujols in merchandise, especially since lots of people already have pujols stuff, and this would be a two new products

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

or pujols could just change his number ala kobe bryant.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 30, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he won't

didn’t lebron change too?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

next year he's changing it.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 30, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope...

I like having our three superstar players right together at 4 (Raja), 5 (Pujols) and 6 (Musial). What do you get if you add those 3 together??? 15 — the next number to go on the wall. Turn that number around and you get 51. Willy.

Numerology is fun isn’t it?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tom Hanks?

(as Dan Brown) is that you?

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I could go on...
  • If you add Red’s #2 to #15, you get #17, Dizzy Dean
  • 4 (Raja) + 5 (Pujols) + 6 (Musial) * (1) Ozzie + (2) Red = 45 (Gibson)
  • Musial + Red + Ozzie = Enos (9)
  • Dean – Red – Ozzie = Boyer (14)
  • Boyer + Musial = Brock (20)
  • Brock + Dean + Pujosl = Sutter (42)
  • Sutter + Gibson – Red = Gussie (85)

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Revenues would decrease by at LEAST $10mil in tickets sales

that, my friends, is a mathematical FACT.

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats what fangraphs has when I cross reference league leaders in WAR over the last 3 years

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

still

you’re telling me pujols will be worth 6.3 WAR per season for the next three years when his career average (not including rookie year, and also including his 5.6 sophomore effort) is 8.3.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

its my first time using the site man

I was using it as best as i could

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah?

why don’t you go sit in the fucking corner and think about what you’ve done?

jerk

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

rec

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

It’s not just injury risk, it would also be adjusting for age-related decline as well.

20 runs a season isn’t really all that much when you think about it. Two stints on the DL in one season could do that…

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That really doesn't have as much impact as you might think

How many DL stints did Jose Reyes have before missing nearly all of last year?

When you’re projecting the future, you have to account for significant injury risk, especially if you’re predicting past one or two years.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on May 1, 2010 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would almost need to know if we're going forward under a LaDunc system or not.

The Cardinals aren’t built around Albert (yet… the lineups may be, but the Cardinal org is not all about #5. yet.) They’re built around the Duncan binder.

Quite frankly if the goal of getting out of this division still stands, I’m going to worry more about the pitchers / defense than the offense.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

mex was traded

because whitey is old-school and disapproves of drugs.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

I just know that the common sentiment on here was that people moved on after Hernandez was traded and that they would move on after Pujols was gone (if that ever happened).

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

is pujols doing blow?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

thats not the point of the question

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

just saying, it was much easier to move on from mex

that being one of the reasons, another being that he wasn’t albert pujols

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok i get it now

but even it was devastating to get beyond Pujols leaving… could we get enough back in value to continue winning with what is left afterwards?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he was traded by the deadline this year

so the acquiring team had him for 1.5 years…boston might give up their farm and then give him the long-term deal. it’s interesting to consider if they’d take apu or gonzalez, though…

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would depend on the method of departure, hypothetically.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course

whitey still takes them.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he definitely could

think if we get three prospects and two turn out to be league average (2 WAR) player. that’s 12 years of team controlled 2 WAR talent. translates directly to 24 WAR and for much less than pujols would cost

‘course you have to consider what positions those players play and how deep the org is there, but there’s definitely a scenario where the cards could be winners in a pujols trade

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by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

randy wells getting knocked around

3-0 eels in the fourth

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a good kid

too bad he had to end up a cub. another kid i know wound up with his hometown team, all looked great, and then he gets traded to the f’n dodgers for juan pierre.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Card's fan friend of mine's kid is playing t-ball this year

He got on a team of a coach who’s a big Cub fan. He (the coach) bought all the kids caps with the red C on them, shirts with “Cubbies” across the front, etc. My friend is dying inside every game. We kid him about giving his kid a good bath after taking the “uni” off, burning it after the season, etc. His wife doesn’t understand at all saying the coach was so nice to buy the caps, blah, blah…

by ArkansasTravs on Apr 30, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

just have the kid wear a cardinals shirt on underneath the cubs shirt

as a “protective” barrier

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

is your friend a cards fan in arkansas

or just another lost angel…sorry, just listening to LA woman…i meant, or just not a cubs fan, and therefore a cubbie hater?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards fan

I should have made that clear. And yes, my daughter has already suggested to him to always be sure there’s a Cards shirt on underneath the “cubbies” blue shirt. The cap, though, requires a thorough head washing after each game!

by ArkansasTravs on Apr 30, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was pretty devastated to get traded from chisox

considered staying for his senior year until it was his team picking him third round.

it’s a business, but thinking about it, i had to put on my isotopes shirt for him. he’s doing pretty well in his first taste of AAA – big year last year in birmingham, considered to have the best curve in sox system.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

cjbeatty44

  
Hey tony larussa……need a base hit, homerun, or anything clutch im your guy!!!!! U can find me at the cages back in jupiter, FL.. :-) lol

by Mister Eff on Apr 30, 2010 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

oh please

he needs to talk to Aaron Miles
…or maybe he has, and this is the preferred mode of promotion.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just give Tony a call?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

the lotion isn’t the only thing in the basket

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, but that kid is obsessed with food.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's like Jim Gaffigan

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we ever get the sitcom done, I want a whole episode:

“CJ Beatty discovers bacon”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i read somewhere that there is a bacon vodka somewhere

which is gross

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

bacon vodka is AWESOME

in Bloody Marys.

But yeah, kinda gross in theory.

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooh

i didnt think about it in a bloody mary

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bacon goes better with bourbon.....

or maybe it;s the other way around.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bourbon goes better with bourbon.

Trust me, I’m an expert.

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by TBender on Apr 30, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're both wrong.

Bacon goes better with bacon.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 30, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have been trying to find a good bloody mary mix

one that is not made by pouring vodka in bloody mary mix

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

mix=recipe

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got that too....

Here’s what I do if I have all ingredients on hand:

Get whatever container you like….
1. Fill it with ice.
2. Fill it halfway with vodka (or bacon vodka).
3. Worcester sauce…I like a lot b/c I like dark Bloody Marys, but you’ll have to mess with it yourself to figure out where you like it.
4. Hot sauce…considerably less than the Worcester, but enough to notice it.
5. Splash of lemon juice.
6. Splash of orange juice.
7. Pickle juice OR olive juice…whichever your preference. Adding pickles/olives/pickled okra is also good here as a bonus. Oh, and pepperoni is solid.
8. By now your container is getting pretty full and you still have no tomato juice. That’s alright. Now add celery salt, ground pepper, lemon pepper, a little cayenne pepper, and Old Bay if you have it.
9. Now fill the rest with whatever Bloody Mary mix you have (again, I dig Zing Zang and would be interested in Eff’s Whiskey Willys mix above).
10. Shake/mix the hell out of it.

Enjoy!

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

that is pretty intense

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is delicious.

Not to toot my own horn, but I get tons of compliments on my Bloodys. I am picky when I have them at bars and junk too….you’re dead on though: A good Bloody Mary is so much more than just dumping vodka and a mix over ice.

If you end up trying it, let me know what you think.

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

will do

a place here in peoria “Sullivans” used to have an incredible bloody mary. However, the guy who owned it died and they dont make it the same anymore.

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah it really sucks

i read the legislation that passed the illinois house commemorating him and I didn’t realize he had owned so many of the restaraunts in town

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was a hell of a guy.

My favorite quote from the article after I he died was a friend asked him if he was scared of not knowing where he’d go after he died and he said “I’m Irish and I’m Catholic. I know exactly where I’m (blanking) going!”

by Mister Eff on Apr 30, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha

are you from peoria?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Spent the first 18 years of my life there.

by Mister Eff on Apr 30, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i live there now

since 2003 when i started at bradley

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ISU?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i read

boo radley
lol

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

like in mr. deeds?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which is a reference

to the character in To Kill a Mockingbird.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 30, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you

ironically enough though, i think i read it Boo Radley because i did watch mr. deeds last night…

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that the only place?

there are a lot of great places to eat here

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

im speaking of places like the hofbrau and the burger barge

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm about to hit the rode to go to my folk's place in Trivoli

for the weekend. Hitting up Monicals on the way there. Excited.

Is Lou’s still open?

by Mister Eff on Apr 30, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

lou's drive in on knoxville?

yes and monicals is fantastic

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ice cream shack is pretty good as well

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by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA!

I’ve got it down pretty quick. And the trick is to make it in a huge-ass container (pitcher?) the first time so you don’t have to dick with it everytime you want a refill.

Of course, if you’re going one at a time, well, you sort of vary the recipe after the 1st or 2nd one. And the amount of vodka tends to go up.

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Consider this stolen...

Although putting “GoodyMobb’s Bloody Mary’s” on the side of the container actually sounds like a selling point….

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

steal away

let me know what you think

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have an interesting recipe for a darker bloody at home

I’ll shoot you an email if I can find it. You make a gallon at a time and use half a pint of Guinness in it. It tastes fantastic, I just can’t remember what else is in it off the top of my head.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

And filling.

With the Guinness and whatnot.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 30, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do people find Guinness filling?

It has fewer calories than most lite beers. Is it the foamy head on the top? The rich taste? I don’t get it. Most IPA’s have two to three times the amount of calories, yet people don’t call them “filling”.

As someone who tended bar in college, that one never made much sense to me.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The taste.

It feels heavy.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the glass they put it in

It’s still just a pint, lol.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not the glass. :)

It feels heavy in your stomach.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

does sound tasty

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is quite good,

and totally different than any other bloody mary you’ve ever had.

Now I just hope I can find my old recipe book. A couple of guys I tended bar with in college used to come up with goofy recipes all the time — this one was one of our favorites that we half created/half stole.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

bloody marys garnished with bacon pickles and olives

are the reason i get up and go to UW football games. SOFUXING GOOD

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by tgreenfield on Apr 30, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

bacon wrapped pickles hmmm

actually, i was at a bbq where some made bbq cabbage. it was amazing, full of bacon, and full of deliciousness.

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by tgreenfield on Apr 30, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zing Zang.

That’s it. That’s my “go to” if I have the option. It is a little pricier than the Mrs. T’s or Tabasco or whatever, but it is the shit if you’re a Bloody Mary fan.

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting...

I don’t know where I’d come down on the horseradish part. I’ve had Bloody Marys where the horseradish was waaay too much. I think I remember some random dude at a store telling me about this too. I might have to try it.

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

lotta people don’t like it though, i’ve found

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like horseradish ones

But I don’t like it to overpower the drink. It’s weird…I am really picky on the Bloodys. Like I tell myself I hate tomato juice, yet I absolutely LOVE Bloody Marys, but I don’t really wanna taste “tomato” ya know?

Fine line my friends…fine line.

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christ man!

I went to order some and it is like $22 by the time they ship it. That is insane!

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Ceaser's as opposed to Mary's

Here’s my recipe:

46oz Clamato
1/3 cup fresh lime juice
1/2 cup Worcestershire
2 tsp Kosher salt
1 tsp. course gr pepper
1 tsp celery salt
1 tsp dill
1 tsp tobasco
1 tb creamy horseradish

by Mister Eff on Apr 30, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clamato is great!

And wicked cheaper than most Bloody Mary mixes (esp. when you get the huge vat of it).

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still want to know

who the * was that said, :You know what this beer / bloody mary needs? Clam, that’s what it needs!"

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe some guy was at a strip club

and a stripper bent down and baptized something with his beer and the beer tasted better.

Hence the clam.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 30, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit.

Sorry. I didn’t know there were ladies present.

:(

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 30, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are always ladies present.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of beer/tomato juice

I also find myself doctoring up a “Red Eye” from time to time. You guys ever had those?

I saw all these old dudes drinking them when I used to work at golf courses and I thought it was the grossest thing in the world. I mean, why ruin a perfectly good beer? But then I tried it…and of course had to add hot sauce, ground pepper and junk from the hot dog part of the bar, but man, those things are effin’ good too, especially when you are golfing early.

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that similar to what AB-InBev makes?

They have a Budweiser/Clamato mixture that they sell.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 30, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theirs is gross!

I really don’t like it…again, I guess I’m picky with the tomato aspect of drinks.

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

a buddy of mine in college put v-8 in his beer

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

bacon flavored vodka or vodka flavored bacon?

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 30, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I made bourbon flavored bacon.....

awesome.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I made the whole thing....

cured it, marinated with bourbon & brown sugar, then Apple wood smoked the belly. I’ve got aboot 6 lbs of it left. A poor mans way might be to get some side pork, cure it with tender quick, marinate and then smoke it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not touching that one.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

you win

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 30, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmm

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 30, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

in Iowa a 30 minute thunderstorm just passed through and there’s still a warning for another storm, how about you?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 30, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ominous skies all day.

Not a drop of rain so far.

It looks like most of the nasty stuff is going to roll in around dinner time.

Game time weather is not looking good.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 30, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

it is damn hot

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snow here.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suck it Sori.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

set up by a stupid error by the pitcher

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

on the radio it sounded like it was just the pitcher

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a convention on the mound....

Nobody could decide who was gonna drop it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

so do I post an eel pic for the dbacks?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 30, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

our friends would appreciate it, i’m sure. let me know if you do.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

find out who's already tarnished

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

RR is already tarnished, he might as well post a eel for us.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 30, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

take one for the team

if we get rained out, there won’t be any other entertainment

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

they won't know what the eel signifies

they’ll discuss it to death, though. they didn’t know yesterday that pj was having a schadenfreude fix.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was funny.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean, it was jason effin' motte

hey, btw… didn’t I give you your color-corrected carp?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya, but I forgot to grab it when I got home,

so I have to go find it when I have some time. Maybe tonight during the rain delay.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd assume that the dude

from the snake pit is on it anyway.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you read their fanpost

a call to reason? they eelbombed hughes no-no, then sorta disappeard.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

fight the good fight!

…but not the good phight…

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i shouldn't have read bcb but dangit, sometimes it's too funny.
I would bet you any amount of money they don’t win 105 games
a 105 win team is utterly dominant. This Cardinals team is good, but they have 4 superstars and other than that their roster is very mediocre.
by JSB on Apr 30, 2010 1:52 PM CDT

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

what were the responses to that?

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

none. i assume they're all in the game thread.

they may have half a point about the division, given the way the NL East is shaping, plus SF.

but that line is rather… uh. classic.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

wasn't that in response to somebody saying we would win 105?

think the same dude put the cubs over/under at 70.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

How soon they forget

that the Cards may be the only team above .500 in the division.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's actually a relatively sane subthread

but it’s a BLou post.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've seen a lot of

recent, “hate to say it, but blou was right – this is a terrible team”

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would classify utterly dominant as 110 wins and above

I guess that guy doesn’t know who Yadier Molina, Colby Rasmus, Ryan Ludwick, etc are

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

utterly dominant?

i don’t se this team or any team in the Central being that at all…good maybe, “uetterly” NO

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Apr 30, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

we could be the best team in NL

that doesn’t necessarily mean utterly dominant, but i’d take it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i assume he's talking about pujols, holliday, wainwright, and carpenter

so: rasmus, ludwick, penny, garcia, and molina are mediocre.

best mediocre players i’ve ever seen play. i wonder what his standards are.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah really, who are the four superstars?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of the 4 fang mentioned

but then you see yadi standing over to the side glaring

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it's understandable

no Cub ever sees Yadi until they break for second.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

or

stray too far off second

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAmmit that link isn't working for me

it it’s a cub screwup I wanna try to screencap it.

by sdrone on Apr 30, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

it takes forever to load

sadly I gotta go shortly, or I’d take that

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

theriot sees him from first

always too late, but he sees him

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup
awesome

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder who the 4 superstars are?

Because there are at least 8 players above mediocre…

Pujols, Wainwright, Carpenter, Penny, Holliday, Rasmus, Ludwick, Molina

and 2 more that have been very good this year…Freese and Garcia.

Other than almost half of the team, our team is just OK.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 30, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's better than fontenot/baker

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You sure about that?

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

...in 13 PA

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

nonsense, Skippy is a lefty masher.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 30, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

consider we could conceivably end the season

with greene starting at short and lopex at second.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's nothing like giving

a couple of players superstar status that we wouldn’t probably give superstar status to, and then telling us our ballclub sucks.

It just kills me.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

the post above is just as baffling

that the cardinals will be the least qualified playoff team after the wildcard

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

September cool-downs may give us the lie.

I have a hunch that the wildcard this year will be especially hungry. I’m not counting our chicken dinners before they’ve hatched.

still… you’re right. their reality is v. different.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

I mean, they only have FOUR SUPERSTARS…..

…..and the two runner’s up for the Cy Young Award last year.

I mean, seriously, what team other than the Yankees has FOUR SUPERSTARS and two Cy Young candidates?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya

we’re freakin awesome.

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that killed me

it’s only four!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, SHIT

we have, um…wait…ONE. Yah, ONE! Suck it Cardinals!!!!

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

they judge superstars on contracts

so they have plenty.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya

they’re only superstars if they’re paid like superstars
lol

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 30, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair, he's right that we won't win 105 games

but the division is so crap we won’t need to win more than 90 to wrap it up, I think.

Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

by Felonius_Monk on May 2, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

7-6 cubbies

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Apr 30, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry 6-5 haha

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Apr 30, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

bases loaded for cubs

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

can the AZ bullpen suck any worse than it already does?

holy crap

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many can they walk in?

lee and ramirez are both full of suck this year – cubs needn’t be walked.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of dominant teams...

my buddy and i were talking about the 2001 mariners the other day. here’s a list of ridiculousness from that team:

-they went 116-46

-oakland won 102 games…and finished 14 games back. but they won the wild card by 17 games.

-the 2004 cardinals would have finished 11 games back from the 2001 mariners

-texas won 73 games that year…and finished 43 games back

-the 2001 pirates (62-100) finished 56 games behind the 2001 mariners

-the 2003 tigers (43-119) would finish 73 games back of the 2001 mariners

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

and the Ms choked int he postseason...right?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Apr 30, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Checked it.

They beat Cleveland in the first round and lost to the Yankees in the ALCS.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 30, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure if fang is talking about the ALCS or ALDS above me

But IIRC the Indians pushed them to 5 games in the ALDS

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

116 wins vs 102 wins

would yield a 7 game lead, I believe.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No...

14… It’s a 1/2 game for every win and loss that separates the teams

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 30, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Bileki (sp)

sangfor the 7th inning stretch..instead of saying “lets get some runs” he said "lets get some wins

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Apr 30, 2010 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

he also sucked and was tone deaf as well

When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."

by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 30, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

soooo you wanted to get rid of Sweet Home Alabama?

2nite is a special moment in both Cardinal and st. louis music history as Rasmus will play Joshua’s “Girlfriend” b4 his AB. #Boyfoygreatness about 2 hours ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm amazed at the number of people

who sing Sweet Home Alabama without realizing what it’s about. It’s a catchy tune…..about anti-establishment, anti-progress Southern racists.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Covered pretty well

here

But half the jackasses that sing it at the bar karaoke night don’t know who the hell Neil Young is either, so what do they care!

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Apr 30, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmm, I don't know about that...

I don’t think Skynyrd were making much of a political statement either way with it. They diss both Neil Young and George Wallace in it. And, if you want to extend the thought, “Saturday Night Special” is entirely pro-gun control. So, you know…I think they were really just saying they love Alabama, for the most part.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Apr 30, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must say

It’s a trashy song. When I’m home (as I am now), I hate hate hate it. But there’s something charming about it when I’m outside the state lines. It’s like a call from my childhood. Forget the verses, just focus on the chorus.

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

guess i'll have to listen to it while paying attention

to me it just sounded like a state anthem. never got anything political from it. thought that was more a reflection of neil young’s southern man being called out in the lyrics (rightfully so), and so then the song became associated with a political/social statement of young. which lyrics am i missing? (not a lyrics buff)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

In full disclosure

I really like the song “Southern Man”…paints a pretty vivid (and somewhat accurate) picture of the South, particularly in the time when it was written. I always think of Mississippi Burning when I hear it.

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like the song too

big neil young fan. still would be curious where there is politics in the actual lyrics of sweet home alabama.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 1, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you're yapping at Neil Young to shut his trap

 because he said some true things about Alabama in a song and you feel compelled to defend discrimination just because you’re from Alabama, well, to me that’s a political statement.

FWIW, Ronny Van Zant alluded in two or three different articles that he got tired of Young picking on Alabama because of Wallace, because he didn’t like Wallace much either. That said, by calling out Young the way they do, they seem to be taking sides with segregationists, because that’s what “Southern Man” was about.

FWIW, Lynyrd Skynyrd can’t hold Neil Young’s musical jock strap.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on May 1, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

they weren't defending discrimination

they were defending their turf. nobody likes someone to come in their house and start telling them how to do things. i think it’s that simple, man.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on May 1, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i have several friends who sing it ironically.

but then… i have strange friends.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still dry here in South city.

But I have a window open and I can smell the rain in the breeze.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

crazily, the wall is still in Jeff City

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Like I said...

It should hit the Lou around dinner time.

It was in Columbia around noon or so.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 30, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm out!

Gonna try to get home & walk the dog before the big rain hits. Hopefully we’ll have a game (and thread) later…my wife is out of town this weekend and all this writing about Bloody Marys is making me want to drink by myself while watching the Cards!

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

FSNMW Tweet

Jon Jay in the 2 hole in RF tonight

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Apr 30, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Cards Lineup

Schumaker 4, Jay 9, Pujols 3, Holliday 7, Rasmus 8, Molina 2, Freese 5, Penny 1, Ryan 6

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Apr 30, 2010 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

via BJRains tweet

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Apr 30, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow what a nice play by Justin Upton.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 30, 2010 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

pre-emptive tarp

http://twitpic.com/1jqr38

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

so they're taking BP in the cages then?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 30, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

who knows. it may be bouncy rubber ball time.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling,

that it’s always bouncy rubber ball time.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless they lose the bouncy rubber ball.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

earlier, when they said young cardinals taking BP on the field

did they mean players’ kids, or freeze, greene, jay…?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

he put an stlcards tag on it

and Freese, Greene, Jay, Mather, Ryan = 5.

(somewhere skip sobs into a pillow.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

shhh

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 30, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

LOL

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 30, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

not amused

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

funny stuff yesterday

did they just not notice your motte there?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's done the same thing with his waino pic.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i suppose in a state of shock, some things go unnoticed

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's always the same lede, is what cracks me up.

Hey guys, just got in from work, How’s_______ doing?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hilarious

that’s the first i’d seen.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

and who the heck is going to take them from him?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

If this rains out,

will it be the first rainout of the year for MLB?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

i think they will at least get it started

according to the radar.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 30, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sooo...

major rain front gonna soak STL from 8pm to 11pm.

Seems like a no-brainer to start K-Mac or Boggs and hold Waino for tomorrow.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 30, 2010 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

i disagree

that it’s a no brainer to pitch waino twice in three days

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he's a beast

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed he is, yadi2

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Waino" is Penny's new nickname...

you haven’t been paying attention…

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 30, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit VEB

i can never keep up with you memes

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOCAYITKEWTMOVEB

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one cares about your inability to keep ep? with the memes of VEB

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 30, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Memes of VEB

next on Bravo

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 30, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Penny for your thoughts.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any of you Chicago landers

wanna meet up Sedgwicks tonight?
Though with the impending threat of rain for the st. louis area, it might be a bad choice.
Nevertheless, if a couple other people wanna meet, i’m down.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 30, 2010 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe some other night

I think I am in for the night

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Prob

Just thought i’d throw the idea out there

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 30, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I want to meet up there with everyone, I am going to do a fanshot or something on it, just haven’t figured out a good time to do it, I’m thinking mid-may (gotta buy my veb day hotel room first though)

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineups

Cardinals
1. Schumaker 2B
2. Jay RF
3. Pujols 1B
4. Holliday LF
5. Rasmus CF
6. Molina C
7. Freese 3B
8. Penny RHP
9. Ryan SS

Reds
1. Stubbs CF
2. Phillips 2B
3. Votto 1B
4. Rolen 3B
5. Bruce RF
6. Cabrera SS
7. Gomes LF
8. Hernandez C
9. Cueto RHP

I must say. Jay in the two hole for his first ML start, not so sure about that move.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 30, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

look ^

here.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

i scanned the comments looking for list posts like, mine. I missed the comma delimited version.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 30, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

so i'm taking it the earlier post about a hammy to rolen was bullshit?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was PJ, so......

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

how's the weather lookin in ol st lou

it looks like it’s about to t-storm up here

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

total opposite in chi

it’s been sunny and beautiful all day, then all of a sudden it looks like it’s going to pour anytime now

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 30, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

/steals IHB's

link

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like it might barely miss ya

although it has a sort of encroaching quality to it. I think it’s headed up here!

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mom says she is at the game with a tornado warning.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

they just said on KTRS its for Franklin County

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 30, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am just relaying my mother's text message.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

She says they should start on time though.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

So..

CDGAFATW

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or...

CGMDGAFATW

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 30, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That too.

CACGMDGAFATW?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT- While we're waiting...

on the game, I figured I’d throw on something sports-related and grade some papers.

So I’ve got the NBA Playoffs on – ATL @ MIL – and I’ve come to the conclusion that I really don’t care about the NBA at all.

And I used to be really into NBA basketball too. This is weird for me b/c I can usually get into pretty much any sporting event that’s on.

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

root for milwaukee

they have a killer coach, otherwise wouldn’t even be in this position.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

there it is.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should...

they’re mean little sum bitches.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

and aren't they the "fear the deer" guys?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the thing...

I mean, I just can’t “root.” It feels weird.

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems like...

anything that may drive someone away from the NBA would have done so a while ago. It’s been awful in the same way for a long time.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 30, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I haven't cared for the NBA in about a decade. Maybe longer.

I liked it much more when I was a kid.

That said, I’ll watch LJ highlights now and again.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 30, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’ve been this way for several years….but like every year during the playoffs I find myself at least peeking at it (again, being a huge sportsfan in general). And every year, I have basically the same conclusion.

I like watching certain players at the NBA level. Like when Chris Paul first came into the league, he was nasty to watch. And LeBron is definitely impressive. But I just can’t get into the pro-level game the same way I can for college b-ball.

by goodymobb on Apr 30, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

watch guys like kirelenko and ginobili

they’re fun to watch…almost like college ball.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

What specifically don't you like about the league?
  1. It’s as competitive as it’s ever been, top to bottom
  2. There are probably 6 players currently in the league that are top 10 all time potentially (Duncan, Kobe, LeBron, Wade, Durant, Shaq). All at different stages of their careers, but the level of talent in the league right now is as good as it’s been since the merger.
  3. Scoring has been steadily climbing.

If it has to do with the officiating, I can see that. I just don’t understand what the “college game” has to offer over the pro game except for an exciting three weeks in March (and the NCAA is really doing it’s best to fuck that up too. Now they’re moving to 68 teams or some such shit). Regular season CBB is just boring because of the complete lack of elite talent at the college level today.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on May 1, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW, the game strategy in college is much more fun to watch

it actually feels like im watching a team when I watch them as opposed to mostly selfish play in the NBA

like i said above, they mostly have to work as a team to score…. NBA players have such awful defense that most plays can take players one on one relatively esy

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on May 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want my pie back Matt.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

he spit on it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Figures.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are more, you know.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby and Luddy too

to round out the top 5

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Molinas, I mean.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

So how long we gonna be in a rain delay tonight:?

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on Apr 30, 2010 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

which time?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 30, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chief Justice in RF tonight

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on Apr 30, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

im intrigued

"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."

by The_teague on Apr 30, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've already risen.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 30, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the Braves lead 2-0

McLouth HR…

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 30, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it too early for this...

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Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Apr 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

it's always too early for that

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 30, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was one of the best ever

like a puppy so ugly it’s cute.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 30, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

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