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head-to-head matchups - braves v. cardinals

I think it's a safe-ish bet that the braves are - after the phillies - the next team most likely to make the postseason from the nl east. the team calling card is the rotation below.


Name

FANS WAR

Name

FANS WAR

Chris Carpenter

4.7

Tommy Hanson

4.6

Adam Wainwright

5.4

Jair Jurrjens

4.1

Brad Penny

2.1

Derek Lowe

3.9

Kyle Lohse

2.2

Tim Hudson

3.4

Jaime Garcia

0.7*

Kenshin Kawakami

2.3

Total

15.1

Total

18.3

i confess a brief jealousy every time i read through that rotation. if that's not the best rotation in baseball, it is darn close; certainly the best in the national league. a team that can trade a pitcher like javier vasquez in the offseason, because a pitcher of his caliber is so much unneeded strength in a stacked rotation, is definitely in fine shape in the rotation.

if that's not bad enough, the braves boast a fine bullpen, headlined by billy wagner and takashi saito. 

Star-divide

the rotation only serves to make a decent set of position players look paltry in comparison.

Name

CHONE WAR

Pos

Name

CHONE WAR

Yadier Molina

3.5

C

Brian McCann

4.7

Albert Pujols

7.2

1B

Troy Glaus

1.7

Skip Schumaker

1.6

2B

Martin Prado

2.3

Brendan Ryan

2.7

SS

Yunel Escobar

4.7

David Freese

1.8

3B

Chipper Jones

3.8

Matt Holliday

4.9

LF

Matt Diaz

1.0

Colby Rasmus

3.4

CF

Nate McLouth

2.8

Ryan Ludwick

2.0

RF

Jason Heyward

1.1

Total

27.1

Total

22.1

the cardinals come out ahead in the field, but the braves are not in bad shape here, either. several players are wild cards here. troy glaus is a familiar face. he could have real value at first if competely healthy, but could also lose a lot of time to injury if not. 

injury is the real bugaboo if you are a braves fan. there are a lot of older players on this team who muct deliver high-value performances to keep the braves in the race. glaus, chipper jones, billy wagner, saito, all top-flight older players who have missed time for injury. should the injury bug bite here badly, the brave s season will b more painful. 

the outfield is an obvious weak spot. jason heyward is the matt wieters of 2009 at least as to the degree of hype greeting his arrival, but braves fans should hope he doesn't hit like matt wieters in 2009. i expected a better projection than 1.1 WAR for him. mclouth belongs in a corner. watch for jordan schafer - former next big thing in the braves system, he had wrist surgery last year after a disappointing debut. nevertheless, jordan is a very strong defender. if he can ge his hitting on track, he'll be doing what he needs to do to stick in the majors. i think there's a lot of  room for mclouth to move out of center and have schafer take over in center. mclouth is not a long-term defensive solution in center field. the braves bench has some other nice options - hinske, melky cabrera, omar infante.

the braves have a well put-together ball club. should they stay healthy, they could be a truly great team in 2010.

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too bad for thurston

lost out for the last roster spot to brooks conrad – sounds like the 40-man was a big factor.

yeah, i’m thinking that outfield looks pretty weak. mclouth isn’t much of a centerfielder and apparently forgot how to hit now – the braves had him in minor league camp trying to figure out whatever began toward the end of last season, but he has a groin or hamstring issue now. i’m sure they are counting on schafer to play alongside heyward long-term, but looks likely he’ll spend most of the year in AAA once he’s ready to go after that hand surgery. cabrera was supposed to be the big end of a platoon in left, i believe, but he may well become the regular centerfielder.

unless every possible thing goes either right or wrong, my prediction would be the braves finish one spot out of the wildcard, sort of mirroring their very own joe thurston’s situation..

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 8:06 AM EDT reply actions  

it's nice they are in the east, not central

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Apr 3, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would be scary

if that rotation had a power bat in the line up to back it up. I think as goes Glaus, so go the Braves chances. take that for what it is.

by Oedipa Maas on Apr 3, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

That would be awesome

I actually had a dream recently [NCAYFT alert!] that Larry Bigbie was somehow drafted onto my fantasy team.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 3, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's quite the bad fanatasy

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Apr 3, 2010 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

boy, that was like the ending of No Country

And just like in the movie, evil prevailed – The Stav Infection remains a foreboding presence among us, roaming the dark shadows of our collective unconscious. Ok, that may be a bit overboard…

Also, I just finished The Crying of Lot 49. Can’t say I was a huge fan. Do you think it’s worth forging ahead with Gravity’s Rainbow, or am I likely bound to dislike that one too based on my Lot 49 impressions. ??

by mattyp on Apr 3, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've never read either

but I’m a big fan of the game Thurn und Taxis. Try it out.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 3, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

How do you feel about Power Grid?

My personal current favorite.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 4, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd read vineland

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Given that the Phils have 3 pitchers on the DL

the Braves have a chance to get ahead in the NL East early.

by gocards62 on Apr 3, 2010 8:48 AM EDT reply actions  

you're buggin' what?

you’re buggin’ WHO?

/unnecessary comment

by mattyp on Apr 3, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

a message from CJ Beatty

cjbeatty44 Today give 100% with everything you do today……..*****WAIT FORGET ABOUT THAT, GIVE 110% THATS IS WAAAAAY BETTER DONT YOU THINK?*****
about 2 hours ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 10:02 AM EDT reply actions  

That's certainly possible

Nigel could crank up his guitar amp all the way up to 11.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Apr 3, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rasmus may have sold it for me

http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/apr/02/rasmus-hoping-limit-strikeouts-increase-results-pl/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 10:26 AM EDT reply actions  

a lot more encouraging

than “i’m not up there to walk. i’m up there to swing the bat” or whatever it was he said last season

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

The TLR quote is heartening, too.

I am paraphrasing, but “walks equal runs” coming from Mr. Aggressive of a year ago is great to hear. Maybe Big Mac is having an effect on the philosophy.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Apr 3, 2010 11:23 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah

definitely encouraging

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wonder if colby is the type of guy

who kind of repeats whatever the figure of authority says….the “i’m up here to swing the bat” sounds like something our former hitting coach would have told him to say

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 3, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't someone present evidence that last season's walk rate

was uncharacteristically low for the whole team? Not to make Hal out as a scapegoat, but there was something systematic to last year’s performance.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Apr 3, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

4.6 WAR for Hanson

I don’t see it…maybe 3.6…batters will figure him out over a full season…just not seeing it

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 3, 2010 10:48 AM EDT reply actions  

That is what I was coming to say

No way Hanson is that good. No Hudson on the other hand has looked dynamite. I think his projection is to low.

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea

his FIP was over half a run higher than his ERA last season…his homerun rate was .7 and since his GB% was only 40%, i’d expect him to give up more homers this season…he’s going to be a good pitcher, and probably great in the future, but 4.6 is a lot to ask from a second year player….of course, lincecum was worth 7.5 his second year in the league, so maybe it is possible

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 3, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

This will probably come back to haunt me

But I wasn’t really that impressed with Hanson, at least for the short-term. I’m a sucker for killer fastballs in my young aces, it always seems like it takes a little while for the breaking ball oriented pitchers to really figure it out.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 3, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the sake of a couple of my FB teams, I hope so

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 3, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a very similar pitcher to Wainright - like very similar

Waino has a little bit better of a curve, but the rest of their stuff, their overall pitch selection and common are very similar.

by vivaelpujols on Apr 3, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salas

Has definitely looked good this spring. Nice to have he and Kinney in AAA should we have injuries, or have a reliever faulter.

Matt Holliday. Nuff said.

by SoonerfanTU on Apr 3, 2010 11:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Unsurprisingly, I am excited about Salas.

I think he could get called up and then never be sent down again. He is a player that will be fun to follow. I will be seeing him in person in a mere two weeks.

After the last three seasons, I would be surprised to see Kinney in St. Louis for anything but a cup of coffee. I fear the magic of ’06 is gone.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Apr 3, 2010 11:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

he looked good at the beginning of the season

But I just don’t know if Kinney has anything left. +1 for Salas also. I like a guy that throws strikes and doesn’t walk a lot of guys.

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

what?

those 26 innings when he was 27 weren’t indicative of his true talent? Psshaw!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't forget those 7 innings in '08

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 3, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to forget those innings

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol, look at waino

our queen

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 11:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Someone had to be and you try putting carp on that card

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 3, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

could have made it jaime

dues paying and whatnot

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

where's the Boog

joker card? Or should the joker be Stavinoha, since it should be discarded before the game starts?

by mattyp on Apr 3, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stav is the rules card

he should be thrown away when the pack gets opened

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 3, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

that has bugged me all winter

it also rips off Goold’s aces and jack metaphor… he came up with it first.

someone photoshop us some love.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to mention, we don't want to deal any of those guys

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Hawpe wouldn't be a good fit

in Atlanta if Glass breaks down, he is a converted 1B anyway so he could be good depth at 1st and RF where they are starting a 19 rookie.

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 3, 2010 11:39 AM EDT reply actions  

not that a -40UZR is really good as a backup either

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 3, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Rockies should have dealt him a long time ago

He’s more valuable to lots of other teams than he is to them, that equals a decent return.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 3, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: is today's game in MN televised?

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Apr 3, 2010 12:09 PM EDT reply actions  

not that I can find

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 3, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's on mlb.tv

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks!

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Apr 3, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

target field

Much nicer day this time around, look for the crumbbum wearing a Rasmus shirt and eating food on a stick! If you’re at the game, say what up.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person/a>

by tgreenfield on Apr 3, 2010 12:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

pics or it didn't happen

warmups
http://twitpic.com/1cx5mv

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 12:36 PM EDT reply actions  

keep paper bags handy!

    Molina swings, makes contact, doesn’t wince in pain. Twice now. #stlcards 9 minutes ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 12:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Goold
During one round of BP, the Cardinals Gold Glove starting catcher hit line drives to left-center field on consecutive swings.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

all our VEBers accounted for...?

  JohnMarecek Either the Easter Bunny is at Schnucks, or there’s a creep walking around the store in a bunny suit. http://twitpic.com/1cxeyj 2 minutes ago via Tweetie

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

okay, where's flim

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

must've been some party

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was not me

this time

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that rotation is ridiculous

but our hitting is even more ridiculous

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 3, 2010 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

is this the FS North feed

on FSM right now?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

It is.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 3, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

TVGuide.com

says they’re airing the game live.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 3, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

the feed is slightly different and/or I missed something last night
Boog and Colby have the same post-homer face touch.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am glad dan & al didn't mention it last night

but does every home crowd do the damn douchey throwing of the homerun ball back?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peer pressure.

I was really glad when the douche bottle frat kid that threw a HR ball that landed two rows below me got tossed out of the park during game 3 of the DS last year. Serves ya right.

by Mister Eff on Apr 3, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

we need a catchy chant

to throw it to a kid
I can’t think of one right now

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they should announce that before games

Throw a ball back, get your ass tossed out of the park.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know that

but most asshats at the game do not.
 
I just want them to make sure everyone knows you WILL your ass tossed out. There is nothing I hate more at the ballpark than assholes throwing baseballs back.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

mind blown

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better idea

Throwing the ball back: it’s for Cubs’ fans.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 3, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed that throwing the ball back is stupid beyond any justification

You’re surrounded by thousands of kids, for whom getting a real game ball would be a dream come true. But no, you should probably give in to the vacuous customs of drunken imbeciles and throw it back, to prove how cool you are.

by mattyp on Apr 3, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

that chant is not short enough

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am gonna give it a chance

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude eff that

Getting a real game ball would be a dream come true for me, and I’m 25

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Disclaimer

It’s not enough of a dream for me to push a kid out of the way to get a ball like that douche in Texas a few years ago…although that kid made out like a bandit

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did almost get a batting practice ball

but to do it, I had to elbow this little kid
elected not to do so

still waiting for the payoff from my good deed

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't wait to bring my son

and use him to get a ball. “maybe next time, son. This ball’s mine”

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 3, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

teach him not to throw it away

like that Phillies girl

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

he would only do that if he wanted a new daddy

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 3, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once, at a Peoria Chiefs game

when I was in high school, I tracked down a foul ball and gave it to a little kid. The kids dad, to thank me, snuck over to the visitors bullpen and stole one of the pitcher’s coats. That was the coolest Clinton Lumberkings coat to ever roam my high school’s halls.

by Mister Eff on Apr 3, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

That is an awesome story.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 3, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was at a Cards-Astros game a couple years ago

Bleacher seats in the first row behind the LF bullpen. Kid about two feet away from me wasn’t paying attention during BP, and someone hits a line drive right at him. I see it coming and push him out of the way. The ball would have nailed him, and I didn’t even get a thank you beer out of it ( the kid did get to keep the ball).

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should have let it get hit

natural selection & all bro. come on! you know this

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought i would get a free beer!

it’s not a mistake i will make again

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

the lure of free beer, yeah i get that

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got my first ball last season

it was a springfield game so its not a MLB ball but i still keep it on a shelf in my room and play with it from time to time. there’s no way i’d throw a ball back

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 3, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

f that

logic, reason & stupid snot nosed ungrateful out of control demon spawns are thrown out of the way when it comes to gdm getting a ball

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

+1 on age

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 3, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

those effers

they had more shots of food than FSM

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but it's probably just the

free MLB.com user account, right? They’re not asking you for CC info, are they?

by mattyp on Apr 3, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am still trying to find a link for this free preview

to see if my At Bat account will work

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's a link on MLB.com's

homepage. Can’t tell if the preview is only for certain games, or any game this weekend.

by mattyp on Apr 3, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

I wonder how I missed that earlier

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

alcohol

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

santa!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone wondering where all the people were last night

they really were eating
just in that one shot, it’s an elbow-to-elbow crowd

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

HFS

glorious food.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i read the twins game thread you linked to in your fanshot

they gave away 5000+ tickets last nite to the construction workers. that place only holds 33,000.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nick Stavinoha, D"H"

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

designated chair

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

we need a photoshop of this with stav

because for some reason when you said D"H", I thought of degeneration X

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by STLRegalia on Apr 3, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't that guy marry Chyna?

…shudder *recreates scene from Ace Ventura after he find out Einhorn is a dude, plunges face, burns clothes, monkey watches*

by mattyp on Apr 3, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineups per Goold

CARDINALS (15-13)

   1. Skip Schumaker, 2B
   2. Brendan Ryan, SS
   3. Albert Pujols, 1B
   4. Matt Holliday, LF
   5. Colby Rasmus, CF
   6. Ryan Ludwick, RF
   7. David Freese, 3B
   8. Nick Stavinoha, DH
   9. Jason LaRue, C

Starting pitcher: Jaime Garcia. Also of note: RHP Blake Hawksworth will get an inning today to test his injured groin before being cleared for Monday’s opener.

MINNESOTA (15-14)

   1. Denard Span, CF
   2. Orlando Hudson, 2B
   3. Joe Mauer, C
   4. Justin Morneau, 1B
   5. Michael Cuddyer, RF
   6. Jim Thome, DH
   7. Delmon Young, LF
   8. J.J. Hardy, SS
   9. Brendan Harris, 3B

Starting pitcher: Kevin Slowey.

by Mister Eff on Apr 3, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

look at how

Goold crossed out Pags’ name

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

which one of us is he?

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 3, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Braves are kind of scary

almost as scary as you guys not voting my song suggestion for the local sports radio show: “Final Countdown”

thank you again in advance

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by STLRegalia on Apr 3, 2010 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

slick

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

you had 100% when i voted (multiple times)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO

was that Wainwright shaking the railing to see if it’s attached

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

they made Dave Duncan speak

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, sad

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no.

That is so sad.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

I can’t even imagine

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by STLRegalia on Apr 3, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terrible news

Thoughts and prayers

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's terrible, T's&P's PJ & family

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where is everybody?

Skip and Boog down 1-2

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 3, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

this albert guys is good

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

fixed

this albert guys is good ridiculous

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by STLRegalia on Apr 3, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

http://interact.stltoday.com/mds/entertainment/html/3059

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, I think I know this pub

http://www.startribune.com/local/89764002.html?elr=KArksi8cyaiUjc8LDyiUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU

just blew up early this morning

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

JAIME F GARCIA

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

JASON LARUUUUUUEEE

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I think they are saying he is the apprentice.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

pick offs at first make me happy…

by Evilfrog on Apr 3, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Dreamy homer

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

welcome to the show, jaime

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

true, but

he got burned by a better hitter than he’ll face all season

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

plunk Morneau

keep it mellow, Jaime

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

and he gets out of it

nice

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it just the quality of hitters

or is the ball going to travel well in the new stadium

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by STLRegalia on Apr 3, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

swirling wind

they said there’s a little overhang out by Ludwick

who knows. SSS. they’ll have to play there a while.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

the overhang is pretty high up (I thought anyway)

and they were saying yesterday that even the players aren’t sure about homeruns in right. As in where the line is for it to be a home run. Colby’s cleared the wall into the stands, but it looked like the wall was pretty high up.

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 3, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

stavinoia

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Has anyone checked out the At Bat view in Gameday?

This is pretty sweet.

/latetothepartyagain

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 3, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

bad news...

(sorry, this amuses me. not actually bad news.)

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I like listening to the Twins' announcers pronounce names.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Larue's up, aye

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by STLRegalia on Apr 3, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR's infection just spread

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 3, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Stavinoha, lol

this would be very encouraging if I weren’t 99% certain all this htting will disappear the day the season starts, coupled with his defense.

by mattyp on Apr 3, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

That's Stavinoia.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LaRue caught in rundown

I love that image. I don’t know why.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Sausages again?

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Apr 3, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a not-so-subtle attempt on LaRue's life

they target catchers

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope he does

I just hope he doesn’t collapse like the barden-thurston thing

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

all?

I’ve been on the StavWagon from the start!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't mind taking the chance on him

(although the defense does still concern me), but for the fact that once he’s up, you know Tony will stick with him waaayyyy past his point of usefulness.

by mattyp on Apr 3, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get it

bundle is like package, which is like penis. Women be crazy!
*apologies to non-MLB.tv viewers

by mattyp on Apr 3, 2010 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

what were you running before?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vista

Which I was fine with. But it was time to reformat my computer so just upgraded to 7. Like it so far

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard good things about it

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by STLRegalia on Apr 3, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

vista was fine by me too

7 is still way better. you’ll be pleased. and if not, you’re wrong

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese not tall enough?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese

small sample size and all that jazz, but color me not impressed this spring. Better than Thursty, I guess.

by mattyp on Apr 3, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

pags would've stopped that

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

wait

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

what just happened

fail boat?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

no can has.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

not boog apparently

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

to the doghouse with him

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heheheh

Defense motherfucker you you play it?!

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is why I didn't care when all those bad rankings came out about our farm system

We got a 3B and 5th Rotation spot plugged by our farm system this year. With both of them being league average at least for their position. I see no problems

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a bench - an entire 2nd-string outfield, in fact

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

poor bastard

he insults the cards and VEB finds out about it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brendan Ryan will not win the Gold Glove if he can't get his errors down

I predict his offense will actually be more than adequate to sway them for the “defensive award”. It will be the errors, every day of the week.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

?

He had a .984 fielding% last year……..I’m just saying this in reference to GGs.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 3, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, and I'm saying the gold gloves are not awarded based on defensive stats

it’s on last impressions. Piñeiro should have gotten the GG last year, but Waino essentially got a sympathy vote for the Cy. what logic is there in that?

last year in 1364 innings, JRoll had 6 errors.
in 830 innings at short, Boog had 8 errors.

it’s stupid, that’s my point. but there are some cast-iron idiots voting for gold gloves these days, and Brendan’s last impressions will be the decider.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

(and yes, the idiot comment was unnecessary. I couldn't resist the metal idiom.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think it was unnecessary

unless of course joker is a GG voter and has not let us in on this fact

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

zounds!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

YOU!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't like him at #2 at all.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Apr 3, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really wish Tony could grasp the high obp in front on APu & Lego concept

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Lego at #2

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby double

what a long at-bat
dreamy Joe had some long talk with Slowey

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

guessin' game

 BJRains Writing a feature on a Cardinals player who was kicked off his college team two months before the draft….any guesses? 19 minutes ago via Seesmic

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

sadly, rains says there's no prize.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rooney expounds on socks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahaa Rooney takes a veiled shot at the crazy G-Dem guy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're now on the No Fun League's uniform police.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaime K's Span

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

i've heard good things

about mass effect 2

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minesweeper

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

great game

i remember being pretty much addicted to it but could never break 100 seconds.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 3, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did it a few times

back in the day, when you couldn’t replay a game. Now, on Windows Vista anyway, if you f* up, you can hit replay, which is essentially cheating, since you know where the large areas that are free of mines are. Even so, I’ve only done it once in the past couple of years with this laptop. 50+-year old reflexes aren’t what they used to be.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 4, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRue hung up again

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

True

He hits and then boom, gone in a run-down

by cardsgirl95 on Apr 3, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

atta boog

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog avenges!

he still remembers O-Dog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

K dreamy joe

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Beat me to it.

I was just about to say, “What a dreamy strikeout!”

by cardsgirl95 on Apr 3, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yours is better

i’m phoning it in

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

fool jaime once

….you can’t fool jaime again

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

K!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

78 pitches through 5

i likey

another inning like this and he might make it 7

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

hey so is this a good start for our pitcher

and no run support…?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

partially obscured screen

I admit to being a software idiot, but having taken the step of getting the MLB-tv package this year (just signed up last night) I’m watching my first game over the computer (today’s game at Minn) and the bottom on the picture is hidden, possibly a half inch or so.
And I cannot figure out how to change the view to get the whole camera picture. The four “view” options don’t fix it. grrr. Can anyone help?

by the Tewk on Apr 3, 2010 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

is there a bar across the bottom

with a fullscreen button on it. happened to me a few times, where i go full screen and it’s missing the bottom fourth or so and the bottom menu bar is still there

if so, click the full screen button, it will go to normal, click it again and it should be normal

else, try a different browser?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have to do it three times.

That’s what FAQ guy told me. And it’s worked every time. Seems like they need to work on that.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's always worked on the first try for me

but i’d def try three if one didn’t work

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just think it's stupid that that's the known fix.

And that it’s common. If you know it’s a problem why have some video-game-cheat-like thing and not just fix it.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

better yet

why keep debuting your new players within a week of the regular season. they did this last year and there were two weeks worth of problems to start the season that could have been ironed out during ST

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes and now you no longer have the option to disable nexdef.

Once you’ve installed it you have to use it or uninstall it. When I’m on our wireless it is too high quality and you can’t switch it to standard. But when I’m at home it will work fine. And I don’t always want to use it if I’m gamethreading and stuff. I think that’s a definite flaw.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think you can

when hd is available, you can manually set the quality. the option isn’t there now, but i’ve seen it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

exit full screen and click on HD. you can set the quality there

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not what I'm talking about.

The thing that makes it be behind by a couple of seconds you can’t not use it.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i see

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just disabled the service

that way i can enable it if i want to use it for watching archives or whatever

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what that means.

When I had it installed yesterday I couldn’t disable it. And someone else asked about it and the guy said they no longer have that option.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know how to do it on a mac

on a pc – window+r > msconfig > services > uncheck mlb nexdef

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know how to do that either.

But last year it was an option in the actual video player. I’ll probably just install and uninstall it over and over and let them know they need to have that option.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can also

just kill the process if there’s some kind of task manager type utility on a mac

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by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's funny that you think I know what that means.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you ever pressed

ctrl+alt+delete on a pc?

the window that comes up that allows you to close open windows, stop processes and view cpu and memory usage

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by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's call activity moitor on a mac

http://diglloyd.com/diglloyd/blog-images/2006/08/20/ActivityMonitor-all.gif

Command+Space+Type Activity Monitor+Return=BLAM! activity monitor all up in your grill.

find the mlb plugin and click on end process

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by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sounds like an exciting FAQ

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a post on some forum

accuracy not guaranteed

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by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's Type Activity Monitor?

That’s not a button. Do you have to type the word Activity Monitor while holding all of those buttons down?

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have no idea

i assumed a window would come up and you type it in there

looks like you can also get there from

hard drive > applications > utilities

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by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It didn't do anything.

But I uninstalled it already so maybe that’s why. But it showed up. Computers confuse me.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, nexdef isn't available for this game

guess you’ll have to try it out during the season

but after you clicked on it and quit process, it didn’t go away?

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by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And if nexdef isn't available

Why does it keep telling me to download it?

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

no idea

i don’t know much about macs. probably thinking about this in a too PC oriented manner

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not anymore!

That’s what the guy said. I don’t mean HD I mean Nexdef. The guy said if you don’t want to use it you have to uninstall it.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay.

what functionality does it have beside allowing you to watch in hd?

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by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rewinding and fast-forwarding.

Pausing, etc. I don’t if I’ll be able to watch it in HD without nexdef but even with nexdef you can’t watch in HD in ST.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't even find "full screen"

on the top I have four view options: single view; single view pic-in-pic; split view; mosaic view. None fix anywthing

by the Tewk on Apr 3, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Go to settings and make sure native is checked in the full screen section.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

full screen is on the bottom right

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by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Albert almost dislocated himself on that swing, whewwww!"

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

more signal problems for Slowey and dreamy

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

"He can't have *that* many pitches, what's going on!"

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lopez, Pags, Mather in

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

and Craig

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Apr 3, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

cuddy hr

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

striker atg

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by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

atmosphere

leach “Constructive Summer” plays in wake of Cuddyer home run. I could get used to this place. 2 minutes ago via web
 dgoold Hey, @miklasz, when Cuddyer cranked the homer, the Target Field sound board cranked The Hold Steady. Howwaboutthat? 3 minutes ago via web
leach I heart you, Twins fans. Muse beats out #Bieber and something called Easton Corbin in a fan vote. 12 minutes ago via web
leach This just in: Brendan Ryan can do a few things. 17 minutes ago via web

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I think the lead singer of The Hold Steady

is from Minneapolis. Paul Westerberg and The Replacements were originally from there too, weren’t they? Man, the Twin Cities produce some awesome musical talent. What’s that? Atmosphere…? Dear god, nevermind.

by mattyp on Apr 3, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boggs

here to save us. thank goodness.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

a nice curve, apparently

so, JJ Hardy… bet the Brewers are glad to be rid of him…?

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Freese!

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

fans booing because ball not thrown back

what is wrong with these people

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know,

small sample size and all that jazz, but color me not very impressed with Freese this spring. *Earlier comment redacted*

by mattyp on Apr 3, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll just consider it a win if our infielders don't kill Albert.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEAAAAHH FREESE!!!!!

by RasmusGirl on Apr 3, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

So Dan is announcing the Texas/Oklahoma game I'm watching right now.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

so I have a question

who are the available lefties to firm up the lineup in TLR’s mind? from the farm? from open market? if we cared about that

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Jacque Jones gets the love

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese and Alexei collide

Hawks fielded the bunt
are we effin’ doomed?

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

hi Barry

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip's like the last man standing

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

who was in right field...?

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

it was Craig

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

redeems himself

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

HFS Lopez just made sportscenter.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

floppy!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

flops for a DP!

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by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

head first slide.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

frankie's warming

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

floppy is having a day

I hear a wave.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

tony has changed assignments like... four times.

Freese has gone from third to first to third.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

just think, we could have a whole season of this!

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, what was that solano?

oh, you probably mean franklin.

on the bright side, craig has looked good in right, and his arm isn’t exactly pierre/podsednik/damon-like as has been feared. not saying he has a cannon, but it’s not girly either.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean grade school girly, I assume

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to be confused with clemsongirly?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

frankie getting squeezed

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 3, 2010 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

he had that problem last year

Carp should talk to him about cooling off and then adjusting his pitches by ten eyelashes.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

he made a good pitch to jones

but it’s jacque’s day.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR just put a failed SS in to pitch

this has “let the Twins win one at home” written all over it.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Apr 3, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

gross.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

perez is a failed ss?

hey, the twins are our hosts, and were kind enough to invite us, but i don’t think we’re letting them do anything.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

but see

Carp hasn’t killed anyone yet
so obviously he’s the expert.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

that we know of.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Apr 3, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's why it's called

control pitching

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

when you live to tell it

that makes it worse

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

k-mac was warming, oneli perez up

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

this is an ugly inning in an ugly game for us

garcia was alright.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW I like this year's MLB tv

other than the fact that I missed the first inning due to commercials. They seem to have fixed the resource requirements issue that made it unwatchable on my laptop last year.

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by SleepyCA on Apr 3, 2010 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

near collision there by mather and craig

maybe they shouldn’t play side-by-side…both going down at once elevates stav to 4th outfielder.

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by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

who was that scored on henley's double?

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by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

what'd I miss

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

not much

leadoff walk by some lefty hitter who took second on indifference and scored on henley’s liner to right field corner, then solano fouled out, freeze deep out to right, and you just saw our last hope end it.

what’s that lefty’s name that wasn’t hamilton? think it must have been him scored, but these announcers on mlb.tv – guess it’s fox – are turrible.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish. he knows something about the game and is entertaining..

the boxscore isn’t updated yet on mothership – mark shorey is the name i was trying to come up with for who scored in the ninth.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

I hate fielder’s indifference

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugly game all things considered

But hey, getting colby’s autograph made it all worth it. Travel-log type of fan post when I get back home.

Sure to be included: food on a stick, sunshine, and our favorite center fielder.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 3, 2010 5:15 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

can't wait!

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thumbs up to Tarjay field, then?

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Apr 3, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone see the details of that adam lind contract?

seems a great deal for the jays. i wonder if colby would sign that right now…

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by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Random Thought

If I were Skip Schumaker – I’d make damn sure I have a good season. Descalso, Solano, and Greene could all be contenders for the 2B job next season if he struggles this year. Lopez could easily take your place this year. I’m not sure I could name another team that Skip would be starting at 2B or a leadoff hitter- much less a team that is a contender for the WS.

Moreso – he’s not even the best 2B on the team right now (Lopez).

Maybe I’m just a little down on him right not because of his Spring Training OPS of .467 (puke). Consider yourself on my radar, Skip.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Apr 3, 2010 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

can't see it ever being solano, or greene (who only has value if he's a great defensive SS, imo)

i could definitely see descalso next year, assuming he has a strong full season at memphis, but budget also comes into play in that scenario, and whether we could get any satisfactory return for skipper – they won’t just give him away.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't he more valuable now as a 2B?

he didn’t have a corner OF bat, or the tools to play center.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Consider yourself on my radar Ghost of Todd Burns.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gotta agree with him

SSSS aside, Skip better have his typical good season(especially if Boog is slow out of the gate), maybe even better than that. If he slips at all, Tony better damn well be sure to not keep him & Boog in the 1&2 spots in the lineup for a frustrating amount of time.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're on my radar too mattyfrommo.

Can’t you people see Skip is immune from all numbers!

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

and if joey bombs isn't hitting...

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by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's a girl to do?

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you all on each other's radar now?

also, I think Skip might be the only guy in the core who hasn’t been pulled for injury/precautionary reasons all ST.

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

GRIT.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's good for something!

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That and peak physical condition.

MEOW!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 3, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skippy, Bombs & BOOG will be the awesome

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip Schumaker...

You’re On Notice!

yes, that was both the quickest and crappiest paint photoediting job ever.

by mattyp on Apr 3, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

you gotta go to the generator

http://shipbrook.com/onnotice/

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am supposed to publicly ridicule you.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

why?

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It says:

The person who posted this is incapable of reading directions.
Feel free to publicly ridicule him or her.
(Please do not hotlink the On Notice boards.)

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's weird

I can see it just fine

new hot-linking technology

well, feel free to publicly ridicule me, it’s not like it’s regular season yet

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

TOOL!

I feel better now

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* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what i'm here for

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

better?

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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Yes.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

What did bacon lung do

to get put on notice? Now if I knew how to use photoshop… I’d put together a You’re Dead to Me board and list various memes with one of azru’s avatars…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

ummmmm

http://shipbrook.com/onnotice/

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 4, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm never knew about that...

Still doesn’t help with the photoshoping azru’s head on there…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

give me the pic and I'll do it.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 4, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know this was one of them he had

seems like it might be the best to work with from what gogle image found for me. link

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Making me do work this late at nite...

I’ll work on it… Just need to figure out some place to post the picture so you can get at it… Any preferences?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

what else are you going to do?

make sweet, sweet love to a woman?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Try to recover

from being drug to Milwaukee to play bingo…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh my,,,, my condolences

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a gambler...

it was bad times. Luckily the people who drug me there bankrolled the trip… in exchange for half of all winnings I didn’t actually win.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

email?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 4, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh um imgur?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 4, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

sent...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok it could be better but I sent it to you.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 4, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok here it is I guess

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 4, 2010 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Now take the bender on a bender picture

and shop it onto a pegacorn. It’ll be the best work you’ll ever do

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

is this what azru looks like in real life?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 4, 2010 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think so

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 4, 2010 4:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, he'll love that and be forever indebted

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Profit?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 4, 2010 4:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

profit

but now you have to make that a meme in itself, so the picture can be frequently posted.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 4:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

you lied.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 5, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

i mislead

i do not lie

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 5, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

no, not that one

f’in Cody. I should have left it up to vexed

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fine, I'll get around to making another one.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 4, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

you did good kid

you did good

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

needs a heading, doesn't it?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

wait, isn't it supposed to be fist?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

In the fanpost about it

he calls out first… and then other forms of it.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

what fanpost?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kill 2009 Memes fanpost

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

aka, kick gdm in the prunes thread

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

it didn't even register that he wrote that

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aw

Don’t make me stop saying Stav Infection

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 4, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

CG says it's Stavinoia now.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what the Twins' announcers call him.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 4, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not so much the meme...

just Stav in general he’s on notice…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

tee hee fail

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 4, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Descalso needs Skip, why?

Descalso = shoeless one: des + calzado
Skip = shoe maker

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Apr 3, 2010 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

why do i feel like the braves will win the east & the phils won't even make the playoffs?

i can’t shake this, but i really think the braves will run away with the division & only the south beach Fish will have a +.500 record i the east. boy i hope i’m right

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

it's possible, but i wouldn't bet on it

Halladay is just gonna be a beast. Hamels might slip back some more. Happs…you never know about a second year in the majors. Blanton & Moyer could suddenly suck bad, and that would not surprise me. I just don’t see that offense slumping bad enough for the team to slip below .500

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think hamels was pretty much the same pitcher last year

just with worse results, so i think his numbers will be even better. happ should come back to earth some, though. blanton is a big dude with an oblique problem now, so he’s likely out the first month, but then should be real solid. moyer will go as far as he can, and then the phils will stick pedro or someone else (hopefully not smoltz) in the 5 spot.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think they are going to run hamels out of town

halladay is their only given in the rotation, moyer & fatty mcflanton will be the suck. their O can’t keep this up can they? utley & howard i think are the only sure things. i’ve never been a big believer of them to begin with, and i think this is the year they finally come back to earth

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember what ballpark they play in gdm, they'll likely keep it up

and since the Phillies won the NLCS there’s probably going to be 8 allstars on the phillies again.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 3, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't care about the all star team

and that park is the suck

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, don't let fatty mcflanton hear you say that

blanton is a good pitcher. the phils paid him well this off-season to stay. i’m biased, but he’s a great guy. my buddy and blanton are best friends – pitched and roomed together coming up, with my buddy the mather part and blanton the boog. anyway, he’s a fun guy to hit the town with after a game, say, in chicago. my buddy was actually in-flight to new york to hang out with blanton and see him face the yanks when he found out big joe wouldn’t be in new york because he had just been traded to philly.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a perfectly average decent pitcher, and there's nothing wrong with that.

he just doesn’t impress me anymore that’s all.

i know he’s a good dude. my reporter pal ran into him a few times & has spoken highly of him

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

erm, you guys know he went down

with a
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strained oblique

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, look a few comments up

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, just flipped right past

I thought it was a comment on hamels

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

blanton has a huge oblique

how can you miss it?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude

i try not to stare

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

just think of Skippy & Bombs when you're tempted

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know you are

but temptation is not what i’m thinking of

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

zing

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't judge me!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got tickets for games this year!

excited!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i got a rock!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

when is the wedding date?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was going for the charlie brown halloween thing bro

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that works too

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 minutes without a field goal for butler

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

they got it done though

despite the ref’s & the ncaa’s best efforts

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

butler making it is a great story – how do you figure anyone would be against that? definitely not the tv folks. what did the ref’s do? they didn’t call a foul on butler on that drive that could’ve won it for mich st, and they could have.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

for whatever reason, they luve state

there’s no reason they should make this many final 4’s. they aren’t even the top team in their conference, yet somehow they make another final 4. how else can you explain that? dumb luck?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good coaching.

I really think that has a lot to do with it when you get this far.
And we should stop talking about this now because no one wants to hear about March Madness.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Esp. in April?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 4, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

the best coach in the business

they never get breaks for nefarious reasons. you must be thinking of duke or north carolina. and i think state has shown they are the best team in their conference – who is saying they aren’t?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

me, osu & purdue are head & shoulders better

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

historically?

certainly not this year, or during the izzo reign.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh, yeah, especially this year

and a few years ago with osu had odom

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

umm, state made the final four this year

had they not lost their best player just prior to the final four, they would have been the favorites out of the four.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really gdm?

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

really, i f'ing hate those assclowns

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your hatred of teams leads to some prety far-fetched theories

They’ve had some good teams, they’ve gotten fortunate, and they have one hell of a coach. I respect the hell out of them for that.

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

if anything this is the dream network matchup

butler/duke is david and goliath, the little program everyone loves and the big program everyone hates (or is at least polarizing) – it’s in indy, butler plays at hinkle fieldhouse…this is going to be sold as hoosiers, and everyone loved that movie. probably get the biggest rating since bird v. magic

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm telling you, mstate has paid off someone

were you watching that game? nantz was obvy pulling for mstate

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i admit i'm biased, big time

which is why i think i’m an authority on how much the media blows them up & the ncaa helps them out each year by always having them in the easiest brackets & always having the refs keep the games close.

except for 2000 when they won it all, mstate has had no biz making it out of the first round, yet here they were in their 6th final 4 out of the last 12 years. it’s total & complete BS

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

defense and rebounding and a point guard

it is an izzo tourney formula.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michigan State was in the same region as Kansas and Ohio State

How is that an easy bracket? They were fortunate that they were in the bracket that had all the upsets, but you couldn’t know that going in. They were in the consensus toughest bracket when the tournament started.

How do you feel about the Cardinals making the playoffs 7 of the last 10 years?

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i watched w/o volume

but the guy might love izzo, who knows? like dicky v rooting for duke. but they don’t have any sway with the frickin refs. everyone respects state, but they have no clout as far as being a big network draw, or beloved by the nation. just respect what izzo accomplishes w/o mcdonalds all-americans or nba superstars – like bobby knight.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh, please don't compare Izzo to Bobby Knight

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

true dat

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think izzo deserves the comparison

he has inherited that mantle of best college coach

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Izzo seems like a generally nice guy

Both are great coaches, but Izzo lacks Knight’s arrogant, douche-driven personality. I will never understand the level of fellation Knight gets on the TV & the internet.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't care who's a nice guy

i’m strictly talking coaching genius. parcells and larussa are not considered “nice guys”, but funny how they all ended up friends

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the whole bunch are asshats

but I’ll take Tony’s results. I do think that if you are a college coach, you should have at least decent social skills.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

see?!

i guess great minds think alike:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/joe_posnanski/04/04/butler.column/index.html?eref=sihp

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 4:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

their bullpen is probably

1.8 war better than ours however. im afraid of our pen. ive got more faith in rookies like salas and sanchez than i do in franklin motte and hawk. and i would hate to see AC flipped midseason for bullpen relief

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 3, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

if heyward schaefer and hanson

all live up to billing, i think they’ll be set on the talent-development front to withstand one missed 1st rounder.

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 3, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

schafer is far from certain

first there was the 50-game suspension, then the suckitude in atlanta, and now the hand surgery that probably keeps him in AAA all year. he wouldn’t be the first guy with talent who busts.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are imo

Way over concerned about Franklin and Motte. It is Boggs and Hawksworth that scare the shit out of me. Boggs had a bad spring and I have never trusted Hawksworth.

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

tbh

i forgot about boggs. thanks a lot

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 3, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm kind of surprised Boggs made the team

his mechanics really are a big mess. i think Hawk will be OK. i’ve never been a franky fan nor do i trust him at all. Motte should be fine too, i hope

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

and barely above sucktitude that one year

I would have rather seen Salas than Boggs, but who here wouldn’t have? I think he will replace either Boggs or Hawksworth by mid-May.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm high on salas

medium to spicy

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

^ i hope he's

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

so you're saying he has good rhythm but...lacks staying power?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just am not convinced by his follow-through

it’s all mental. it’s all in his head.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

just what we need, another head case pitcher

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll give him another year to figure it out

if we could combine his control with hawks’ mental game, that would be nice

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's only what, 23 right?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boggs is '84

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know how i feel about the math

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm waiting for VEB to do it for us

i’m not doing it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

still waiting,,,,

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm I was sure someone would say it by now...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 3, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

still waiting,,,,

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

waiting,,,,waiting,,,,waiting,,,,waiting,,,,

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

come on already....

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 4, 2010 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

bueller?... bueller?...

godot?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

He just throws his balls all over the place

Which is really fun, but at some point you gotta stick with one target.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 3, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you mean he sprays it all over?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

prematurely

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

my dad mentioned it to me

wheeeeeeee big time. grats dan

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 4, 2010 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

big ups, dan

at the very end there, i was reminded of this tagline situation…i don’t think most of those suggested would have quite fit there.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 4:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

tidbits

http://yourenotagolfer.mlblogs.com/archives/2010/04/saturday_tidbits_garcia_frankl.html

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

you try to win the game; this isn't the developmental league

interesting, coming from tony

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Daric

http://twitter.com/JaneMLB/status/11561450844

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

good for him

chavez is dh, but macha suggested he’ll even be used some at short.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure macha didn't suggest it

but the manager did.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

either the cafeteria just came out or there is some activity going on in Bristol

there’s like ten people moving around behind the BBTN desk

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Interesting Study I found

It is about Steroids and Stimulants found in over the counter supplements. Out of the 58 sampled, 6 contained stimulants and 13 contained steroids. Neither of which were labeled on the package.

Source

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

thus the lawsuits by those who flunk

like those vikings.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

some guys got the ok from team trainers

and then the shit was tainted anyway. when you are looking at a suspension costing you millions of dollars, you can bet that company is going to be sued.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe most leagues have pre-approved products

Selection might be limited, but you can get more than just protein.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 4, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yanks and Nats both looking for outfielders...

can we get something for Stav?

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Apr 3, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

brewers are trying to dump hart on nats

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

because they know you guys want to dump him

the brewers were like, “what, really?”

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 5, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

atlanta is pretty thin in the outfield

they could put him in AAA until they need him, and he’d probably end up getting more ab’s with atlanta – we could do him a favor. of course there are a hundred stavs out there atlanta could pick up, too.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

like Jai Miller

who the Marlins just released. He plays average CF and a plus plus corner OF. Posted a line of .295/.366/.518 last year in AAA also

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think they'd really just like to find him some opportunity somewhere

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are some good Zombie movies?

I got Dawn of the Dead, Zombie land, Shaun of the Dead, and Night of the Living dead so far. I plan on having a Zombie movie marathon in honor Easter tomorrow.

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

fido.

Watched it last night, and it has tremendous potential. Kind of a Lassie/leave it to beaver 1950’s middle class america motif, with a bit of Enzyte commercial over-the-topness, and enslaved zombies chained up in the back yard, doing dishes, wearing miniskirts and rubbing suntan lotion onto their masters. And eating the schoolyard bullies, mean old ladies, etc.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Apr 3, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

stepford wives?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

you just listed all the zombie movies i know

zombie land was the best movie i saw in 09, easily. it’s freaking awesome

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

booooo.

zombies don’t run. movies with fast zombies aren’t zombie movies, imho.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Apr 4, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Omega Man

and the remake with Will Smith, I Am Legend. I prefer the older one, even tho I’m not a fan of Heston. But the Smith one ain’t bad.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 4, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is no such thing as a good zombie movie

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't even know who you are anymore

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did like the Resident Evil movies

but that is mostly because I love all things Milla
the whole fascination with zombie shit amazes me

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you seen zombie land?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I’ve heard it was hilarious, but it does not meet my criteria for watching a zombie related movie

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, you really gotta watch it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 3, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

well if you two agree on something

who am I to argue ? I’ll put it on my list.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG, make peace with your maker cause the worlds about to end

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

that would explain why it was already on my list.
I should move it up from the bottom of the list?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

YES

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 4, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

NOW

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

well if you two can agree on something

who am I to argue?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

we agree on lots of things

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like her in The Fifth Element

even tho it’s a pretty bad flick. Also, she’s not horrible in The Messenger.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 4, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dead Alive?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 3, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is a really good moooooovie.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 3, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Resident Evil films.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 3, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

The head * has a Central Division preview

up over at yahoo sports. Better than his typical stuff, and not your typical preview format. The Cardinal one is mostly centered on the Wagonmaker.

I love this quote from Wainwright about Carp:

He’s definitely a guy after whom I pattern my game," Wainwright said. "Only without the 96-mph sinker. And the devastating cutter. I’m a modified version of him. I’m fine with being the A-minus. He’s definitely like Yoda. All I can teach him about is golf, ‘American Idol’ and country music."

Another nickname for Carpenter? I don’t wanna be the one who calls him Yoda.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

i can't even imagine him trying to understand american idol

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'd luggage some contestants

words wouldn’t be enough…and, well, he’s short on words anyway

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

"are you fucking kidding me?"

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

then the darkness comes, and you won't like him when the darkness comes

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that was a good one

but yadi2 or someone posted it a while ago – maybe even me. so get with it, cody.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 3, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

it seems i have many apprentices

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

no one wants to overburden you

we all chip in here and there

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

no I posted it before, so you get with it.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 4, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I thought

haha

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, don't post it again

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not like it disappeared the next day

like i said, don’t do it again.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

go easy on the kids

they’re watering the lawn

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

you think he knows i'm kidding?

/whispered

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I never know

kids today are so sensitive

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i thought that was your mom

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what she said last night

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

she was a whore son, it's time you know the whole truth

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

she lied to me, she said she was on the pill

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

any preview that has Rinku & Dinesh

along with this kind of line about TLR makes me happy:

“He may come off like a dithering Italian animal rights activist, but he’s secretly calculating ways to double switch your ass back to the stone age.”

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

surely there are other jedi masters to choose from.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

please

Carp is nothing less than a Jedi Grand Master

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

He teaches Carp about American Idol?

I really like Adam.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really want to hear those conservations, like really really badly

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like teaching Kal El about Earth

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can teach Carp about golf

Carp can teach him about hockey. And by teach I mean throwing his ass into the boards.

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 4, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know why this isn't someone's sig already
"Four-seamers are from Satan," Wainwright said.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

OPENING DAY IS IN TWO DAYS!!!!

THE BIG TEN IS GONE!!!!

IT’S EASTER!!!

duke is still in :(

but i’m pretty happy.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

the big 12 is long gone

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

so?

it’s a horizon league team vs kenpom’s #1. hard to complain.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i thought you were mr. big twelve state a&t

sorry for the confusion.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Former Cardinal & A-B

exec Fred Kuhlman has kicked the keg.

I bet most of you lawn loiters don’t even remember the guy.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

i read about that this morning & i had a hard time placing the guy

i really don’t remember a lot about him. gussie was the one everyone on tv always talked about

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes i wonder

if the cubs will ever grasp that the key to winning the world series
is not obsess about winning the world series

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Franklin is on the verge of losing his closing job to MccLelan

Am I wrong for thinking this? I don’t think Motte has the mindset 2 become a closer

by EstiloZz on Apr 4, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

I vote for Salas

Frankie will be fine. we don’t have to hold on to him forever. he’s there to shepherd the kids, too. he has the beard for it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

have you seen La Russa's bullpen use lately?

he could be anything.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude has no idea

what he’s done

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

someone's gonna die

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

you all are gonna kill me?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

i never said that

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm going to kill someone?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

you said that

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

no, i asked it! stop putting words in my mouth! they're watching!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't do it gdm

there’s a lot to live for

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

now i'm confused

i think i’ll just stick to my original prophecy

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but why is that going to happen?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

it’s a prophecy
if I knew why, it would already have happened

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

where's prophet john when we need him?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

have no fear, i love brownies way to much

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure how my parents are going to take this

me: “i’m going to the game tonight”

parent #1: “with whom?”

me: “people from the internet”

parent #1: “ummm…”

me: “i’ll be fine!”

parent #1: “be careful!”

me: “i will! besides, my internet father will be there!”

parent #1: “what!”

me: “never mind” (walks out door)

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

now i really have to come so this can actually happen

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I haven’t told my parents. I just told them I was going to a game with my friend sometime in June.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 4, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

His parents don't know who I am.

I don’t think.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 4, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

why?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

in all honesty

as much as they trust my judgment, they probably wouldn’t go for this. i’ll just say i’m going with a friend or something.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Most of us were older last year

Average age had to be over 30. Dan was easily the youngest. Hopefully more mods come this year.

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 4, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

i’ll be glad to bring that average age down.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

and i'd bring it up

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

and i'll up it more

yes, I have tickets to this game

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't count on that.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 4, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

My strategy except I actually am going with a friend that they know.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 4, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i’m not sure which is weirder: people from the internet or random high school girl that i was never really friends with?

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well it should be very strange for her.

But she said she would go knowing where we were going as long as she doesn’t have job conflicts.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 4, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

the former

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

how is this not green?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

your conversation with parent #1

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what i thought

glad to have maybe at least one green comment in my lifetime.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

the good news

the Brendan Ryan feature article thing is live.

the bad news – he looks all serious

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

damn, BJ Rains

you can’t word something diplomatically, don’t set a word in a biopic article that’s otherwise scrapbook material till you’ve looked it up in the dictionary.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

good information

but failing grade on the tone, some of the grammar, and the general air of aping Goold. that can really burn some bridges, if Rains isn’t careful.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've noticed, based mainly on his twitter,

that the dude seems to know very little about sports in general. I may be well off base, but that’s how he comes across to me.

by Mister Eff on Apr 4, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

"wannabe" is what I think of when I think of Rains

I may actually be on Straussie’s side on this.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

you seem to be having link trouble as of late yadi2

link fix

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 4, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

no, it's G-Dem

they eff around with their URLs. I’ve still got it open out of my preview.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just wondering if there's a reason I haven't seen this on here yet...

The reason I could never have seen it was I missed a day, but I just found this and thought I should share…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 2:08 AM EDT reply actions  

z's a switch-hitter, right?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hear he likes to swing both ways...

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by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

why is he swinging it rightie?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 4, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

switch-hitter

seriously.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

this guy is a real gem on bcb

and nothing makes me happier than seeing this comment green over there (i suspect some veb help):

I believe the Cardinals will run away with the NL Central
They are distincly the class of the division. In fact, I think they get to 100 wins.
by BLou on Apr 3, 2010 4:07 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs

does it really only take 3 recs to go green there?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 2:11 AM EDT reply actions  

They have very low expectations...

comes with the territory…

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by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

better comment
Cards will win division by Sept. 1

We missed our window. I’m just in it for the beer now.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 4, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I should really join up BCB...

comments like that really bring a smile to my face… however I just feel dirty signing up for BCB… Don’t know why… oh yeah I do. Cub fans

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by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i liked that one

he repeats it again at the end. there were new ones today that were alright – a long litany by blou where he uses the word “clusterfuck” comes to mind. i would love to meet al yellon, and i don’t meet in a dark alley.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

there is a man version of spants?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was nice knowing you two

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's the prognosis on your lefty?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Francis?

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oblique I believe too bad he had just come off a great performance

Greg Smith has been nails so it looks like he will take the Francis spot as the 5th starter

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he dominated and then woke up wonky

i thought he said it was pain in his left armpit? i know he had the labrum surgery.

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by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

shut up man it is a muscle strain, ALRIGHT????

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

i seem to be the only one around here thinks the rocks are worth a shit

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by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

they scare me, a lot like the reds do

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

the reds just always seem a step away, then again so did the rocks in 07

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

we will see

if it goes south it could be hard to climb back out, say what you want but AZ has some crazy talent, and LAD are no joke, even SFG can’t be ignored with that staff. But given an offense that has above average talent at every position a solid staff, good management, and a deep pen I think they take the west

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's where i am

on paper they are the best…and then anything could happen. but that “on paper” sentiment is not widely shared around here.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

muidomi84 represents too.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think we have the highest standards for greeniness on all of SBN

and if we don’t , we should damn sure change it so that we do!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

But we have arrived at our standard

through something organic to the site… can’t mess with that…

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by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

evolution stopped?

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by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

NO RELIGION!!!

Wait I did that wrong.

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by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

the easter bunny's sooo gonna skip your pad today

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

the Easter bunny is politics

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

is that the libertarian party?

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by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Umm this is dagerous territory lets talk about abortion instead

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

perfectly good comment ruined by poor spelling

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

since when did you libertarians become liberals anyway?

what’s that about abortion?

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by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

an attempt to go right to the most off limit area of conversation

skipping over the working up to it

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i know

i’m not here to talk about sins, though

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by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Making a point that we had strayed from our original brief

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, exactly

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

has this run it's course?

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

full-term, i believe

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

can we make it to the margin?

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

where there's life, there's hope

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

dag never talked about politics

it was fuckin norb who would bring up politics

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Biiiiig hug!

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

and I swear to GOBs, you people better stop the political talk

cuz if Az comes in here and deletes this whole subthread, I am gonna be extremely pissed if my best comment ever gets deleted. I’ll poison some freakin’ bacon, I really will!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

which comment?

sorry, i must’ve missed it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

this whole thing never happened

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking the same thing.

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by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was joking, i don't know what the f those other two are doing

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was joking that if we were going down that path we should just

jump to the end since it would all be gone tomorrow anyway

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm too f'ing tired for this shit

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Danny Glover?

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm more mel than danny

minus the prejudice stuff of course

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

fuck, I don't see how people hang around over there

that is a negative, assholey crowd every time I venture over there to read shit

I need to go take a shower after reading some of that stuff

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

and yet many of you people 6ly wonder why i refuse to darken their door

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

really gdm a cheery chap like you?

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

how did i get the rep of being a miserable bastard?

i’m just old & set in my ways

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

and bright and cheerful ways they are

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i thought something was wrong

you had things spewing out your ass, gdm.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

but they are happy things, isn't that what everyone wants?

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

probably freaked him out a bit

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, that too

i know the signs…

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

signs of? teh crazy?

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

oddly enough...

anal warts… Who saw that coming? Not me.

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by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

how could anyone see that coming?

by definition it is out of sight out of mind

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i know i never saw it coming

ummmm…strike that. i’m on medication…hmmm, seems to be no exit here.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

how do I explain that due to my medication I have

no internal monologue?

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think you have to be in a forest or something

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was

freakin out

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by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

i should flag you for that

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's late...

I’m punchy… my body is trying to figure out what to do with all the smoke I got to breath in today… I guess what I’m trying to say is… it’d be an honor for my first flag to come from a grumpy old man like you.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

here's your second

for talking to the elderly like that

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to be banned in no time...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm no elderly yet

the elderly live in nursing homes

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

True...

the elderly can’t live in their parents’ basement since the parents aren’t likely around… Forgot to take that into consideration…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

who says they still have to be alive to be around?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mother?

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by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

if you live there long enough eventually they live with you

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

You and the mind blowing...

knock that off

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think i've put that out of my memory

is the batter on that infamous call who I think it is?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

who was it then?

I always thought it was Dane Iorg, but he hit after that play,right?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

wait, what are we talking about?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

S E A T T L E

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jorge Orta

it’s late, I’m drunk, and I thought it was Dane Iorg
then i thought it was Hal – my had almost exploded

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

besides that

but, hey, have you guys heard they have a heck of a front office operation?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, in brewers news

the Polish sausage won again today. it is still unclear whether exhibition games count in the official standings. we will find out when they are posted after the race on monday.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

i really hate kevin youkalass

a lot

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:17 AM EDT reply actions  

you and rick porcello, gdm

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 4, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's really a shame that Kalin Lucas got injured.

MSU would probably win it all rather easily if they had him.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
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by Taskmaster on Apr 4, 2010 3:27 AM EDT reply actions  

yep

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can't believe i have 143 tweets already

wtf is wrong with me?

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:40 AM EDT reply actions  

don't ask, don't tell

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

despite my record breaking dry spell, i do prefer the company of lass's

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

you don't the internets half-assed bro

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

go big of go home i guess

i’m a little ashamed because i’ve ragged on the twitter for so long, and now,,, now i’m one of them

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

just don't let the facebook drag you in

it’s pure f’in evil

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 3:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's one thing i can promise will never, EVAR happen

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know you want to join the facebook group

at bleed cubbie blue

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by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I followed you and like 2 other people on here...

you have completely taken over the twitter home page… It’s out of control.

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by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm so very sorry

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

It wouldn't be so bad

except that I catch all the chatting you guys do back and forth… Just a bit different that what I was used to in the past before I signed on for you guys…

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by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

hee hee

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 4, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are you laughing for? you won't even follow me

and after i signed up just so you would

i haven’t said anything all day F. hope you approve

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't know you were signing up for me.

I wasn’t even part of that original discussion!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 4, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

every time i joked about the twiiter we'd discuss it

i think you actually got urked with me once or twice too. but yeah, you were one of the main reasons i signed up

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by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

so far so good!

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by gdm426 on Apr 5, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't tell me what to do!

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 4, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I use twitter to update Facebook; easy solution is to unfollow.

Personally, I don’t care about the number of “followers” I get

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

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by vexedtechie on Apr 5, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was just joking.

You gdm, and cgirly kept having conversations which were filling my whole screen.

by Mister Eff on Apr 5, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

EVERYONE NEEDS TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER, DAMNIT!

then and only then will you see an example of some guy that REALLY needs to shut the fuck up.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can vouche for this

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that half vouch, half douche?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 5, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

anybody like jack cust?

the a’s have the familiar ten days to release him, put him on waivers, or trade him. i’m sure there will be multiple teams interested. wouldn’t be a bad 25th man in lieu of stav for some lefty pop off the bench and he’s likely no worse in the field. according to cot’s he’s due to get 2.65 mil this year. depending on the interest in him, if we bit the bullet and ponied up maybe only have to send them the remaining shane in return.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 5:53 AM EDT reply actions  

apparently he has no D

or maybe that was someone else…

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would love him on the bench

As a left handed power bat. Something this team is really lacking on…

....my quick smells like french toast...

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by mstreeter06 on Apr 4, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

three things, i think

the a’s are a little better than given credit for, cust had a bad spring, and eric chavez has to be on the team as dh – he’s their highest-paid player and the last of the old-guard.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

sbn's humorous feature

23. On the Cardinals’ depth chart, Felipe Lopez is the backup at first base, second base, third base, and shortstop. Tony La Russa has relinquished day-to-day managing duties to Felipe Lopez. Felipe Lopez conducts the vast majority of front-office transactions; he also tells you that the parking lot is full and suggests you park in Olathe if you have a problem with it. I am Felipe Lopez, and you are Felipe Lopez. While you were reading this, a ground ball passed through your legs.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 8:52 AM EDT reply actions  

hey, lopex has been putting the dive on in defense this spring

he’s ready to play, and undoubtedly in the best shape of his life.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

FESPN has decided that it's actually Jamie Garcia.

JAIME GARCIA.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 8:53 AM EDT reply actions  

OT: Over at Minor League Ball

there was a post to find out who the most hated team was here. Apparently some people hate the Cardinals because of the fans… I have a hard time believing more people would hate the Cardinals over the Cubs while citing the fans as the reason why…

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by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 11:36 AM EDT reply actions  

link fail

here

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 4, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah not sure what happened there...

thanks for having my back…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

chances are

“half of St. Louis” are actually Chicagoans trapped in cubsland.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

One thing that's sorta funny about that is how many Cubs fans come to St. Louis to see games, too.

Is that because they want to see what a real baseball team looks like? I mean, why else leave their real city?

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by spants on Apr 4, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to steal that and post it as a reply...

However I know the only thing dumber than arguing with a Cubs fan is getting in a land war in Asia…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The problem is that I don't post over there

I’d hate to be that guy who comes in guns blazin…

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by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

Well, let’s just enjoy the joke ourselves.

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by spants on Apr 4, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is interesting, though, that people don't distinguish ovations from overwhelming waves (cough) of blind love

Ovations can be appreciative or acknowledgment or even ironic (see: Matt Holliday). It’s probably a more subdued dialogue in Busch Stadium compared to other stadiums, but IMO the nuances are there. The media’s still clinging to a ten-year-old image, and I’m not sure it wasn’t a touch of revisionist history back then.

They’ve probably never tried standing and clapping.

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like

it’s all cubs fans. i would sweat it much. all they can do is bash st louis the city and that’s a pretty easy target

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 4, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i noticed you said st. louis sucks.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, sorry

it does

bad crime, horrible economy, no great attractions. the cardinals are the only thing it has going for it. which is one pretty awesome thing, but still

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 4, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

new orleans just recorded it's 52 and 53 homicide of the year

the bodies found together in a motel room. puts the city way ahead of last year’s pace, when there was only 43 by easter. i think it was rated the third most dangerous or violent city in the world, although looking around the world i don’t know how that could possibly be – maybe the chamber of commerce is exaggerating for the publicity?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Easter isn't on the same date each year right?

I don’t remember when it was last year, but maybe it was earlier in the year?

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 4, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i just said easter since it is

the stat was actually matched by date, which was april 1 – this being the weekend, i’ll have to check, but i’m sure we’ve added to the tally since thursday.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice to see they're rebounding from Katrina nicely...

wait a minute…

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by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not the skewed crime comment again.

If St. Louis City and county governments were merged, you’d find St. Louis an incredibly safe place with the exception of one or two rough neighborhoods.

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by spants on Apr 4, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

your rally penis doesnt count

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw, man.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 4, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no post up yet so...

Happy HOF Eligibility Eve!

(unless my math sucks, of course.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Just putting the finishing touches on that Penny pitch f/x...

at least that’s what I envision going on.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

mmm Easter eggs.

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

ChiTown to the Draft Room....

8 rounds down, 13 rounds left. We’re really picking up steam now.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 4, 2010 12:16 PM EDT reply actions  

NO MORE PAGNOZZI

Looks like Jason LaRue will be the opening day starter and Yadier will be on the bench.

Source

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 4, 2010 12:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Dreams do come true!

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by spants on Apr 4, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, what did they do with the body

:o

/random emoticon.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRue is gonna love pounding the leather against his old team.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

he should love it even more against kc

the royals site does fanposts on the worst player in franchise history at each position, acknowledging that, while other sites do the best of, they, being the royals, should rightfully stick to the worst of lists. anyway, for catcher, while there was no official poll, reading through the comments it is obvious larue ranks right up toward the top in the fans’ minds. dave duncan even got a mention or two.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish i had an alarm clock

that at a certain time started injecting me with caffeine

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 4, 2010 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

they make coffee makers with timers.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think even flim could rig my coffee-maker with a timer

since i use the old-fashioned metal espresso contraption.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 4, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a task for

one Doctor Emmett Brown

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by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if hooking a plug in "stovetop" espresso maker to a lamp timer would work...

If I bought a lamp timer, I could try this out.

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by spants on Apr 4, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not very MacGyver-ish

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling someone off of VEB is gonna die trying to do this

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* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ghost of chris lambert will tell us how it went

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 4, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don;t about everyone else but I'm playing this tonight:

Joe Morgan Drinking Game. I realize this is pretty old but it should still be fun.
With chocolate milk of course.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 4, 2010 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Darn it wrong thread.

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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 4, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

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