head-to-head matchups - braves v. cardinals
I think it's a safe-ish bet that the braves are - after the phillies - the next team most likely to make the postseason from the nl east. the team calling card is the rotation below.
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Name |
FANS WAR |
Name |
FANS WAR |
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4.7 |
4.6 |
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5.4 |
4.1 |
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2.1 |
3.9 |
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2.2 |
3.4 |
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0.7* |
2.3 |
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Total |
15.1 |
Total |
18.3 |
i confess a brief jealousy every time i read through that rotation. if that's not the best rotation in baseball, it is darn close; certainly the best in the national league. a team that can trade a pitcher like javier vasquez in the offseason, because a pitcher of his caliber is so much unneeded strength in a stacked rotation, is definitely in fine shape in the rotation.
if that's not bad enough, the braves boast a fine bullpen, headlined by billy wagner and takashi saito.
the rotation only serves to make a decent set of position players look paltry in comparison.
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Name |
CHONE WAR |
Pos |
Name |
CHONE WAR |
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3.5 |
C |
4.7 |
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7.2 |
1B |
1.7 |
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1.6 |
2B |
2.3 |
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2.7 |
SS |
4.7 |
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1.8 |
3B |
3.8 |
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4.9 |
LF |
1.0 |
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3.4 |
CF |
2.8 |
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2.0 |
RF |
1.1 |
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Total |
27.1 |
Total |
22.1 |
the cardinals come out ahead in the field, but the braves are not in bad shape here, either. several players are wild cards here. troy glaus is a familiar face. he could have real value at first if competely healthy, but could also lose a lot of time to injury if not.
injury is the real bugaboo if you are a braves fan. there are a lot of older players on this team who muct deliver high-value performances to keep the braves in the race. glaus, chipper jones, billy wagner, saito, all top-flight older players who have missed time for injury. should the injury bug bite here badly, the brave s season will b more painful.
the outfield is an obvious weak spot. jason heyward is the matt wieters of 2009 at least as to the degree of hype greeting his arrival, but braves fans should hope he doesn't hit like matt wieters in 2009. i expected a better projection than 1.1 WAR for him. mclouth belongs in a corner. watch for jordan schafer - former next big thing in the braves system, he had wrist surgery last year after a disappointing debut. nevertheless, jordan is a very strong defender. if he can ge his hitting on track, he'll be doing what he needs to do to stick in the majors. i think there's a lot of room for mclouth to move out of center and have schafer take over in center. mclouth is not a long-term defensive solution in center field. the braves bench has some other nice options - hinske, melky cabrera, omar infante.
the braves have a well put-together ball club. should they stay healthy, they could be a truly great team in 2010.
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too bad for thurston
lost out for the last roster spot to brooks conrad – sounds like the 40-man was a big factor.
yeah, i’m thinking that outfield looks pretty weak. mclouth isn’t much of a centerfielder and apparently forgot how to hit now – the braves had him in minor league camp trying to figure out whatever began toward the end of last season, but he has a groin or hamstring issue now. i’m sure they are counting on schafer to play alongside heyward long-term, but looks likely he’ll spend most of the year in AAA once he’s ready to go after that hand surgery. cabrera was supposed to be the big end of a platoon in left, i believe, but he may well become the regular centerfielder.
unless every possible thing goes either right or wrong, my prediction would be the braves finish one spot out of the wildcard, sort of mirroring their very own joe thurston’s situation..
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I would be scary
if that rotation had a power bat in the line up to back it up. I think as goes Glaus, so go the Braves chances. take that for what it is.
I had a dream last night we traded stav and pags for heath bell. It was a nice dream.
and then i woke up.
That would be awesome
I actually had a dream recently [NCAYFT alert!] that Larry Bigbie was somehow drafted onto my fantasy team.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
boy, that was like the ending of No Country
And just like in the movie, evil prevailed – The Stav Infection remains a foreboding presence among us, roaming the dark shadows of our collective unconscious. Ok, that may be a bit overboard…
Also, I just finished The Crying of Lot 49. Can’t say I was a huge fan. Do you think it’s worth forging ahead with Gravity’s Rainbow, or am I likely bound to dislike that one too based on my Lot 49 impressions. ??
I've never read either
but I’m a big fan of the game Thurn und Taxis. Try it out.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 3, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Thurn and Taxis is amazing
That’s one of the classics IMO.
by Mulliganstew on Apr 4, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
How do you feel about Power Grid?
My personal current favorite.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 4, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
i'd read vineland
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Given that the Phils have 3 pitchers on the DL
the Braves have a chance to get ahead in the NL East early.
a message from CJ Beatty
cjbeatty44 Today give 100% with everything you do today……..*****WAIT FORGET ABOUT THAT, GIVE 110% THATS IS WAAAAAY BETTER DONT YOU THINK?*****
about 2 hours ago via web
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
That's certainly possible
Nigel could crank up his guitar amp all the way up to 11.
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
Rasmus may have sold it for me
http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/apr/02/rasmus-hoping-limit-strikeouts-increase-results-pl/
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a lot more encouraging
than “i’m not up there to walk. i’m up there to swing the bat” or whatever it was he said last season
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
The TLR quote is heartening, too.
I am paraphrasing, but “walks equal runs” coming from Mr. Aggressive of a year ago is great to hear. Maybe Big Mac is having an effect on the philosophy.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Apr 3, 2010 11:23 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i wonder if colby is the type of guy
who kind of repeats whatever the figure of authority says….the “i’m up here to swing the bat” sounds like something our former hitting coach would have told him to say
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Didn't someone present evidence that last season's walk rate
was uncharacteristically low for the whole team? Not to make Hal out as a scapegoat, but there was something systematic to last year’s performance.
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
4.6 WAR for Hanson
I don’t see it…maybe 3.6…batters will figure him out over a full season…just not seeing it
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
That is what I was coming to say
No way Hanson is that good. No Hudson on the other hand has looked dynamite. I think his projection is to low.
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
yea
his FIP was over half a run higher than his ERA last season…his homerun rate was .7 and since his GB% was only 40%, i’d expect him to give up more homers this season…he’s going to be a good pitcher, and probably great in the future, but 4.6 is a lot to ask from a second year player….of course, lincecum was worth 7.5 his second year in the league, so maybe it is possible
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
This will probably come back to haunt me
But I wasn’t really that impressed with Hanson, at least for the short-term. I’m a sucker for killer fastballs in my young aces, it always seems like it takes a little while for the breaking ball oriented pitchers to really figure it out.
Not afraid to nitpick
for the sake of a couple of my FB teams, I hope so
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He's a very similar pitcher to Wainright - like very similar
Waino has a little bit better of a curve, but the rest of their stuff, their overall pitch selection and common are very similar.
Salas
Has definitely looked good this spring. Nice to have he and Kinney in AAA should we have injuries, or have a reliever faulter.
Matt Holliday. Nuff said.
Unsurprisingly, I am excited about Salas.
I think he could get called up and then never be sent down again. He is a player that will be fun to follow. I will be seeing him in person in a mere two weeks.
After the last three seasons, I would be surprised to see Kinney in St. Louis for anything but a cup of coffee. I fear the magic of ’06 is gone.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Apr 3, 2010 11:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
he looked good at the beginning of the season
But I just don’t know if Kinney has anything left. +1 for Salas also. I like a guy that throws strikes and doesn’t walk a lot of guys.
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
what?
those 26 innings when he was 27 weren’t indicative of his true talent? Psshaw!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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I want to forget those innings
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by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Someone had to be and you try putting carp on that card
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
where's the Boog
joker card? Or should the joker be Stavinoha, since it should be discarded before the game starts?
Stav is the rules card
he should be thrown away when the pack gets opened
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
that has bugged me all winter
it also rips off Goold’s aces and jack metaphor… he came up with it first.
someone photoshop us some love.
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not to mention, we don't want to deal any of those guys
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I wonder if Hawpe wouldn't be a good fit
in Atlanta if Glass breaks down, he is a converted 1B anyway so he could be good depth at 1st and RF where they are starting a 19 rookie.
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
not that a -40UZR is really good as a backup either
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
The Rockies should have dealt him a long time ago
He’s more valuable to lots of other teams than he is to them, that equals a decent return.
Not afraid to nitpick
thanks!
Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.
by EinFesteBusch on Apr 3, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
target field
Much nicer day this time around, look for the crumbbum wearing a Rasmus shirt and eating food on a stick! If you’re at the game, say what up.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person/a>
by tgreenfield on Apr 3, 2010 12:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
pics or it didn't happen
warmups
http://twitpic.com/1cx5mv
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keep paper bags handy!
Molina swings, makes contact, doesn’t wince in pain. Twice now. #stlcards 9 minutes ago via web
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all our VEBers accounted for...?
JohnMarecek Either the Easter Bunny is at Schnucks, or there’s a creep walking around the store in a bunny suit. http://twitpic.com/1cxeyj 2 minutes ago via Tweetie
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must've been some party
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that rotation is ridiculous
but our hitting is even more ridiculous
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 3, 2010 12:59 PM EDT reply actions
is this the FS North feed
on FSM right now?
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i am glad dan & al didn't mention it last night
but does every home crowd do the damn douchey throwing of the homerun ball back?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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Peer pressure.
I was really glad when the douche bottle frat kid that threw a HR ball that landed two rows below me got tossed out of the park during game 3 of the DS last year. Serves ya right.
we need a catchy chant
to throw it to a kid
I can’t think of one right now
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I think they should announce that before games
Throw a ball back, get your ass tossed out of the park.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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I know that
but most asshats at the game do not.
I just want them to make sure everyone knows you WILL your ass tossed out. There is nothing I hate more at the ballpark than assholes throwing baseballs back.
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mind blown
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not a jury in the world would convict me of the carnage i will bring down upon them
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Agreed that throwing the ball back is stupid beyond any justification
You’re surrounded by thousands of kids, for whom getting a real game ball would be a dream come true. But no, you should probably give in to the vacuous customs of drunken imbeciles and throw it back, to prove how cool you are.
that chant is not short enough
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I am gonna give it a chance
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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Dude eff that
Getting a real game ball would be a dream come true for me, and I’m 25
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Disclaimer
It’s not enough of a dream for me to push a kid out of the way to get a ball like that douche in Texas a few years ago…although that kid made out like a bandit
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
I did almost get a batting practice ball
but to do it, I had to elbow this little kid
elected not to do so
still waiting for the payoff from my good deed
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When you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
I can't wait to bring my son
and use him to get a ball. “maybe next time, son. This ball’s mine”
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
teach him not to throw it away
like that Phillies girl
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he would only do that if he wanted a new daddy
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Once, at a Peoria Chiefs game
when I was in high school, I tracked down a foul ball and gave it to a little kid. The kids dad, to thank me, snuck over to the visitors bullpen and stole one of the pitcher’s coats. That was the coolest Clinton Lumberkings coat to ever roam my high school’s halls.
by Mister Eff on Apr 3, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was at a Cards-Astros game a couple years ago
Bleacher seats in the first row behind the LF bullpen. Kid about two feet away from me wasn’t paying attention during BP, and someone hits a line drive right at him. I see it coming and push him out of the way. The ball would have nailed him, and I didn’t even get a thank you beer out of it ( the kid did get to keep the ball).
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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you should have let it get hit
natural selection & all bro. come on! you know this
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i thought i would get a free beer!
it’s not a mistake i will make again
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
the lure of free beer, yeah i get that
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i got my first ball last season
it was a springfield game so its not a MLB ball but i still keep it on a shelf in my room and play with it from time to time. there’s no way i’d throw a ball back
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
rec
+1 on age
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those effers
they had more shots of food than FSM
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how do these free mlb.tv previews work, seems like they still want me to have an account to view them
yeah, but it's probably just the
free MLB.com user account, right? They’re not asking you for CC info, are they?
I am still trying to find a link for this free preview
to see if my At Bat account will work
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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there's a link on MLB.com's
homepage. Can’t tell if the preview is only for certain games, or any game this weekend.
thanks
I wonder how I missed that earlier
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anyone wondering where all the people were last night
they really were eating
just in that one shot, it’s an elbow-to-elbow crowd
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yeah, i read the twins game thread you linked to in your fanshot
they gave away 5000+ tickets last nite to the construction workers. that place only holds 33,000.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
we need a photoshop of this with stav

because for some reason when you said D"H", I thought of degeneration X
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
didn't that guy marry Chyna?
…shudder *recreates scene from Ace Ventura after he find out Einhorn is a dude, plunges face, burns clothes, monkey watches*
Lineups per Goold
CARDINALS (15-13)
1. Skip Schumaker, 2B
2. Brendan Ryan, SS
3. Albert Pujols, 1B
4. Matt Holliday, LF
5. Colby Rasmus, CF
6. Ryan Ludwick, RF
7. David Freese, 3B
8. Nick Stavinoha, DH
9. Jason LaRue, C
Starting pitcher: Jaime Garcia. Also of note: RHP Blake Hawksworth will get an inning today to test his injured groin before being cleared for Monday’s opener.
MINNESOTA (15-14)
1. Denard Span, CF
2. Orlando Hudson, 2B
3. Joe Mauer, C
4. Justin Morneau, 1B
5. Michael Cuddyer, RF
6. Jim Thome, DH
7. Delmon Young, LF
8. J.J. Hardy, SS
9. Brendan Harris, 3B
Starting pitcher: Kevin Slowey.
look at how
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which one of us is he?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
The Braves are kind of scary
almost as scary as you guys not voting my song suggestion for the local sports radio show: “Final Countdown”
thank you again in advance
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
you had 100% when i voted (multiple times)
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
they made Dave Duncan speak
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Oh no.
That is so sad.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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wow
I can’t even imagine
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
that's terrible, T's&P's PJ & family
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Where is everybody?
Skip and Boog down 1-2
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
fixed
this albert guys is good ridiculous
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...
http://interact.stltoday.com/mds/entertainment/html/3059
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
damn, I think I know this pub
http://www.startribune.com/local/89764002.html?elr=KArksi8cyaiUjc8LDyiUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU
just blew up early this morning
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JASON LARUUUUUUEEE
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I think they are saying he is the apprentice.
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Dreamy homer
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true, but
he got burned by a better hitter than he’ll face all season
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
plunk Morneau
keep it mellow, Jaime
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is it just the quality of hitters
or is the ball going to travel well in the new stadium
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
swirling wind
they said there’s a little overhang out by Ludwick
who knows. SSS. they’ll have to play there a while.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the overhang is pretty high up (I thought anyway)
and they were saying yesterday that even the players aren’t sure about homeruns in right. As in where the line is for it to be a home run. Colby’s cleared the wall into the stands, but it looked like the wall was pretty high up.
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Has anyone checked out the At Bat view in Gameday?
This is pretty sweet.
/latetothepartyagain
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
bad news...
(sorry, this amuses me. not actually bad news.)
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I like listening to the Twins' announcers pronounce names.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Larue's up, aye
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
TLR's infection just spread
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Stavinoha, lol
this would be very encouraging if I weren’t 99% certain all this htting will disappear the day the season starts, coupled with his defense.
That's Stavinoia.
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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 3, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LaRue caught in rundown
I love that image. I don’t know why.
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that was a not-so-subtle attempt on LaRue's life
they target catchers
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I hope he does
I just hope he doesn’t collapse like the barden-thurston thing
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all?
I’ve been on the StavWagon from the start!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I don't mind taking the chance on him
(although the defense does still concern me), but for the fact that once he’s up, you know Tony will stick with him waaayyyy past his point of usefulness.
I get it
bundle is like package, which is like penis. Women be crazy!
*apologies to non-MLB.tv viewers
Vista
Which I was fine with. But it was time to reformat my computer so just upgraded to 7. Like it so far
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I've heard good things about it
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
vista was fine by me too
7 is still way better. you’ll be pleased. and if not, you’re wrong
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Freese not tall enough?
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Freese
small sample size and all that jazz, but color me not impressed this spring. Better than Thursty, I guess.
what just happened
fail boat?
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no can has.
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to the doghouse with him
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Heheheh
Defense motherfucker you you play it?!
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by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why does everyone try to be like FanGraphs?
http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2010/4/2/1402267/this-offseasons-carlos-silva#33737120
I swear to god it gets annoying after a while.
That is why I didn't care when all those bad rankings came out about our farm system
We got a 3B and 5th Rotation spot plugged by our farm system this year. With both of them being league average at least for their position. I see no problems
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
and a bench - an entire 2nd-string outfield, in fact
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
poor bastard
he insults the cards and VEB finds out about it
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Brendan Ryan will not win the Gold Glove if he can't get his errors down
I predict his offense will actually be more than adequate to sway them for the “defensive award”. It will be the errors, every day of the week.
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?
He had a .984 fielding% last year……..I’m just saying this in reference to GGs.
Not afraid to nitpick
yes, and I'm saying the gold gloves are not awarded based on defensive stats
it’s on last impressions. Piñeiro should have gotten the GG last year, but Waino essentially got a sympathy vote for the Cy. what logic is there in that?
last year in 1364 innings, JRoll had 6 errors.
in 830 innings at short, Boog had 8 errors.
it’s stupid, that’s my point. but there are some cast-iron idiots voting for gold gloves these days, and Brendan’s last impressions will be the decider.
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(and yes, the idiot comment was unnecessary. I couldn't resist the metal idiom.)
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I don't think it was unnecessary
unless of course joker is a GG voter and has not let us in on this fact
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* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
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Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Apr 3, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
zounds!
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i don't like him at #2 at all.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
I just checked BR
He actually hit RHP better than LHP last year
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I really wish Tony could grasp the high obp in front on APu & Lego concept
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Colby double
what a long at-bat
dreamy Joe had some long talk with Slowey
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don't crush her dreams
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guessin' game
BJRains Writing a feature on a Cardinals player who was kicked off his college team two months before the draft….any guesses? 19 minutes ago via Seesmic
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sadly, rains says there's no prize.
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Rooney expounds on socks.
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hahahaa Rooney takes a veiled shot at the crazy G-Dem guy.
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they're now on the No Fun League's uniform police.
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yes. very sad.
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This has been mentioned on the thread already today,
but thank you for linking the story.
Jaime K's Span
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lots of the older games are coming out again
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Minesweeper
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
great game
i remember being pretty much addicted to it but could never break 100 seconds.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
I did it a few times
back in the day, when you couldn’t replay a game. Now, on Windows Vista anyway, if you f* up, you can hit replay, which is essentially cheating, since you know where the large areas that are free of mines are. Even so, I’ve only done it once in the past couple of years with this laptop. 50+-year old reflexes aren’t what they used to be.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 4, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
LaRue hung up again
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True
He hits and then boom, gone in a run-down
Boog avenges!
he still remembers O-Dog
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K dreamy joe
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Beat me to it.
I was just about to say, “What a dreamy strikeout!”
yours is better
i’m phoning it in
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Speed counts for something tho'
/that’s not what she said
by cardsgirl95 on Apr 3, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it's possible it's on mlb video, online
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
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78 pitches through 5
i likey
another inning like this and he might make it 7
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
hey so is this a good start for our pitcher
and no run support…?
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partially obscured screen
I admit to being a software idiot, but having taken the step of getting the MLB-tv package this year (just signed up last night) I’m watching my first game over the computer (today’s game at Minn) and the bottom on the picture is hidden, possibly a half inch or so.
And I cannot figure out how to change the view to get the whole camera picture. The four “view” options don’t fix it. grrr. Can anyone help?
is there a bar across the bottom
with a fullscreen button on it. happened to me a few times, where i go full screen and it’s missing the bottom fourth or so and the bottom menu bar is still there
if so, click the full screen button, it will go to normal, click it again and it should be normal
else, try a different browser?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
You have to do it three times.
That’s what FAQ guy told me. And it’s worked every time. Seems like they need to work on that.
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it's always worked on the first try for me
but i’d def try three if one didn’t work
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
I just think it's stupid that that's the known fix.
And that it’s common. If you know it’s a problem why have some video-game-cheat-like thing and not just fix it.
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better yet
why keep debuting your new players within a week of the regular season. they did this last year and there were two weeks worth of problems to start the season that could have been ironed out during ST
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Yes and now you no longer have the option to disable nexdef.
Once you’ve installed it you have to use it or uninstall it. When I’m on our wireless it is too high quality and you can’t switch it to standard. But when I’m at home it will work fine. And I don’t always want to use it if I’m gamethreading and stuff. I think that’s a definite flaw.
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i think you can
when hd is available, you can manually set the quality. the option isn’t there now, but i’ve seen it
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
oh yeah
exit full screen and click on HD. you can set the quality there
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
That's not what I'm talking about.
The thing that makes it be behind by a couple of seconds you can’t not use it.
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i just disabled the service
that way i can enable it if i want to use it for watching archives or whatever
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
I don't know what that means.
When I had it installed yesterday I couldn’t disable it. And someone else asked about it and the guy said they no longer have that option.
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i don't know how to do it on a mac
on a pc – window+r > msconfig > services > uncheck mlb nexdef
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
I don't know how to do that either.
But last year it was an option in the actual video player. I’ll probably just install and uninstall it over and over and let them know they need to have that option.
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you can also
just kill the process if there’s some kind of task manager type utility on a mac
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
It's funny that you think I know what that means.
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have you ever pressed
ctrl+alt+delete on a pc?
the window that comes up that allows you to close open windows, stop processes and view cpu and memory usage
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
No.
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it's call activity moitor on a mac
http://diglloyd.com/diglloyd/blog-images/2006/08/20/ActivityMonitor-all.gif
Command+Space+Type Activity Monitor+Return=BLAM! activity monitor all up in your grill.
find the mlb plugin and click on end process
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
that sounds like an exciting FAQ
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What's Type Activity Monitor?
That’s not a button. Do you have to type the word Activity Monitor while holding all of those buttons down?
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i have no idea
i assumed a window would come up and you type it in there
looks like you can also get there from
hard drive > applications > utilities
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
It didn't do anything.
But I uninstalled it already so maybe that’s why. But it showed up. Computers confuse me.
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well, nexdef isn't available for this game
guess you’ll have to try it out during the season
but after you clicked on it and quit process, it didn’t go away?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
No.
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And if nexdef isn't available
Why does it keep telling me to download it?
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no idea
i don’t know much about macs. probably thinking about this in a too PC oriented manner
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Not anymore!
That’s what the guy said. I don’t mean HD I mean Nexdef. The guy said if you don’t want to use it you have to uninstall it.
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okay.
what functionality does it have beside allowing you to watch in hd?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Rewinding and fast-forwarding.
Pausing, etc. I don’t if I’ll be able to watch it in HD without nexdef but even with nexdef you can’t watch in HD in ST.
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I can't even find "full screen"
on the top I have four view options: single view; single view pic-in-pic; split view; mosaic view. None fix anywthing
Oh.
Go to settings and make sure native is checked in the full screen section.
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"Albert almost dislocated himself on that swing, whewwww!"
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more signal problems for Slowey and dreamy
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"He can't have *that* many pitches, what's going on!"
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Lopez, Pags, Mather in
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atmosphere
leach “Constructive Summer” plays in wake of Cuddyer home run. I could get used to this place. 2 minutes ago via web
dgoold Hey, @miklasz, when Cuddyer cranked the homer, the Target Field sound board cranked The Hold Steady. Howwaboutthat? 3 minutes ago via web
leach I heart you, Twins fans. Muse beats out #Bieber and something called Easton Corbin in a fan vote. 12 minutes ago via web
leach This just in: Brendan Ryan can do a few things. 17 minutes ago via web
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Yeah, I think the lead singer of The Hold Steady
is from Minneapolis. Paul Westerberg and The Replacements were originally from there too, weren’t they? Man, the Twin Cities produce some awesome musical talent. What’s that? Atmosphere…? Dear god, nevermind.
Boggs
here to save us. thank goodness.
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a nice curve, apparently
so, JJ Hardy… bet the Brewers are glad to be rid of him…?
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Mr. Freese!
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fans booing because ball not thrown back
what is wrong with these people
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you know,
small sample size and all that jazz, but color me not very impressed with Freese this spring. *Earlier comment redacted*
I'll just consider it a win if our infielders don't kill Albert.
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So Dan is announcing the Texas/Oklahoma game I'm watching right now.
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so I have a question
who are the available lefties to firm up the lineup in TLR’s mind? from the farm? from open market? if we cared about that
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Jacque Jones gets the love
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Freese and Alexei collide
Hawks fielded the bunt
are we effin’ doomed?
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hi Barry
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Skip's like the last man standing
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who was in right field...?
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it was Craig
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redeems himself
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HFS Lopez just made sportscenter.
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head first slide.
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frankie's warming
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floppy is having a day
I hear a wave.
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tony has changed assignments like... four times.
Freese has gone from third to first to third.
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just think, we could have a whole season of this!
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yeah, what was that solano?
oh, you probably mean franklin.
on the bright side, craig has looked good in right, and his arm isn’t exactly pierre/podsednik/damon-like as has been feared. not saying he has a cannon, but it’s not girly either.
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you mean grade school girly, I assume
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not to be confused with clemsongirly?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
he had that problem last year
Carp should talk to him about cooling off and then adjusting his pitches by ten eyelashes.
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he made a good pitch to jones
but it’s jacque’s day.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
TLR just put a failed SS in to pitch
this has “let the Twins win one at home” written all over it.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
perez is a failed ss?
hey, the twins are our hosts, and were kind enough to invite us, but i don’t think we’re letting them do anything.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Carp "of the staring the ump down fame" talking about cooling off?
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
but see
Carp hasn’t killed anyone yet
so obviously he’s the expert.
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that we know of.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
that's why it's called
control pitching
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when you live to tell it
that makes it worse
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k-mac was warming, oneli perez up
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this is an ugly inning in an ugly game for us
garcia was alright.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
BTW I like this year's MLB tv
other than the fact that I missed the first inning due to commercials. They seem to have fixed the resource requirements issue that made it unwatchable on my laptop last year.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
near collision there by mather and craig
maybe they shouldn’t play side-by-side…both going down at once elevates stav to 4th outfielder.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
who was that scored on henley's double?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
what'd I miss
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not much
leadoff walk by some lefty hitter who took second on indifference and scored on henley’s liner to right field corner, then solano fouled out, freeze deep out to right, and you just saw our last hope end it.
what’s that lefty’s name that wasn’t hamilton? think it must have been him scored, but these announcers on mlb.tv – guess it’s fox – are turrible.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i wish. he knows something about the game and is entertaining..
the boxscore isn’t updated yet on mothership – mark shorey is the name i was trying to come up with for who scored in the ninth.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
ugly game all things considered
But hey, getting colby’s autograph made it all worth it. Travel-log type of fan post when I get back home.
Sure to be included: food on a stick, sunshine, and our favorite center fielder.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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can't wait!
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anyone see the details of that adam lind contract?
seems a great deal for the jays. i wonder if colby would sign that right now…
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Random Thought
If I were Skip Schumaker – I’d make damn sure I have a good season. Descalso, Solano, and Greene could all be contenders for the 2B job next season if he struggles this year. Lopez could easily take your place this year. I’m not sure I could name another team that Skip would be starting at 2B or a leadoff hitter- much less a team that is a contender for the WS.
Moreso – he’s not even the best 2B on the team right now (Lopez).
Maybe I’m just a little down on him right not because of his Spring Training OPS of .467 (puke). Consider yourself on my radar, Skip.
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can't see it ever being solano, or greene (who only has value if he's a great defensive SS, imo)
i could definitely see descalso next year, assuming he has a strong full season at memphis, but budget also comes into play in that scenario, and whether we could get any satisfactory return for skipper – they won’t just give him away.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
They couldn't get a satisfactory return for him a year ago so they turned him into a 2B
I just don’t see it happening.
Not afraid to nitpick
isn't he more valuable now as a 2B?
he didn’t have a corner OF bat, or the tools to play center.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Consider yourself on my radar Ghost of Todd Burns.
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I gotta agree with him
SSSS aside, Skip better have his typical good season(especially if Boog is slow out of the gate), maybe even better than that. If he slips at all, Tony better damn well be sure to not keep him & Boog in the 1&2 spots in the lineup for a frustrating amount of time.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
You're on my radar too mattyfrommo.
Can’t you people see Skip is immune from all numbers!
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and if joey bombs isn't hitting...
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
What's a girl to do?
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are you all on each other's radar now?
also, I think Skip might be the only guy in the core who hasn’t been pulled for injury/precautionary reasons all ST.
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GRIT.
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it's good for something!
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Skippy, Bombs & BOOG will be the awesome
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Skip Schumaker...
You’re On Notice!

yes, that was both the quickest and crappiest paint photoediting job ever.
you gotta go to the generator
http://shipbrook.com/onnotice/
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I am supposed to publicly ridicule you.
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why?
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It says:
The person who posted this is incapable of reading directions.
Feel free to publicly ridicule him or her.
(Please do not hotlink the On Notice boards.)
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that's weird
I can see it just fine
new hot-linking technology
well, feel free to publicly ridicule me, it’s not like it’s regular season yet
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
TOOL!
I feel better now
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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that's what i'm here for
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
better?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 3, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yes.
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What did bacon lung do
to get put on notice? Now if I knew how to use photoshop… I’d put together a You’re Dead to Me board and list various memes with one of azru’s avatars…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Hmm never knew about that...
Still doesn’t help with the photoshoping azru’s head on there…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I know this was one of them he had
seems like it might be the best to work with from what gogle image found for me. link
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Making me do work this late at nite...
I’ll work on it… Just need to figure out some place to post the picture so you can get at it… Any preferences?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
what else are you going to do?
make sweet, sweet love to a woman?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
by gdm426 on Apr 4, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Try to recover
from being drug to Milwaukee to play bingo…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I'm not a gambler...
it was bad times. Luckily the people who drug me there bankrolled the trip… in exchange for half of all winnings I didn’t actually win.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Now take the bender on a bender picture
and shop it onto a pegacorn. It’ll be the best work you’ll ever do
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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i think so
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
oh yeah, he'll love that and be forever indebted
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
no, not that one
f’in Cody. I should have left it up to vexed
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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needs a heading, doesn't it?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
wait, isn't it supposed to be fist?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
In the fanpost about it
he calls out first… and then other forms of it.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
what fanpost?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Kill 2009 Memes fanpost
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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aka, kick gdm in the prunes thread
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
it didn't even register that he wrote that
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
CG says it's Stavinoia now.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
That's what the Twins' announcers call him.
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Not so much the meme...
just Stav in general he’s on notice…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Descalso needs Skip, why?
Descalso = shoeless one: des + calzado
Skip = shoe maker
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
why do i feel like the braves will win the east & the phils won't even make the playoffs?
i can’t shake this, but i really think the braves will run away with the division & only the south beach Fish will have a +.500 record i the east. boy i hope i’m right
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
it's possible, but i wouldn't bet on it
Halladay is just gonna be a beast. Hamels might slip back some more. Happs…you never know about a second year in the majors. Blanton & Moyer could suddenly suck bad, and that would not surprise me. I just don’t see that offense slumping bad enough for the team to slip below .500
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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i think hamels was pretty much the same pitcher last year
just with worse results, so i think his numbers will be even better. happ should come back to earth some, though. blanton is a big dude with an oblique problem now, so he’s likely out the first month, but then should be real solid. moyer will go as far as he can, and then the phils will stick pedro or someone else (hopefully not smoltz) in the 5 spot.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i think they are going to run hamels out of town
halladay is their only given in the rotation, moyer & fatty mcflanton will be the suck. their O can’t keep this up can they? utley & howard i think are the only sure things. i’ve never been a big believer of them to begin with, and i think this is the year they finally come back to earth
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Remember what ballpark they play in gdm, they'll likely keep it up
and since the Phillies won the NLCS there’s probably going to be 8 allstars on the phillies again.
i don't care about the all star team
and that park is the suck
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
hey, don't let fatty mcflanton hear you say that
blanton is a good pitcher. the phils paid him well this off-season to stay. i’m biased, but he’s a great guy. my buddy and blanton are best friends – pitched and roomed together coming up, with my buddy the mather part and blanton the boog. anyway, he’s a fun guy to hit the town with after a game, say, in chicago. my buddy was actually in-flight to new york to hang out with blanton and see him face the yanks when he found out big joe wouldn’t be in new york because he had just been traded to philly.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
he's a perfectly average decent pitcher, and there's nothing wrong with that.
he just doesn’t impress me anymore that’s all.
i know he’s a good dude. my reporter pal ran into him a few times & has spoken highly of him
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
erm, you guys know he went down
with a
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Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yeah, look a few comments up
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
lol, just flipped right past
I thought it was a comment on hamels
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
blanton has a huge oblique
how can you miss it?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
dude
i try not to stare
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
just think of Skippy & Bombs when you're tempted
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i know you are
but temptation is not what i’m thinking of
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
zing
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Got tickets for games this year!
excited!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Apr 3, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
when is the wedding date?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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i was going for the charlie brown halloween thing bro
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
10 minutes without a field goal for butler
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
they got it done though
despite the ref’s & the ncaa’s best efforts
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
huh?
butler making it is a great story – how do you figure anyone would be against that? definitely not the tv folks. what did the ref’s do? they didn’t call a foul on butler on that drive that could’ve won it for mich st, and they could have.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
for whatever reason, they luve state
there’s no reason they should make this many final 4’s. they aren’t even the top team in their conference, yet somehow they make another final 4. how else can you explain that? dumb luck?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Good coaching.
I really think that has a lot to do with it when you get this far.
And we should stop talking about this now because no one wants to hear about March Madness.
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Esp. in April?
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 4, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
the best coach in the business
they never get breaks for nefarious reasons. you must be thinking of duke or north carolina. and i think state has shown they are the best team in their conference – who is saying they aren’t?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
me, osu & purdue are head & shoulders better
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
historically?
certainly not this year, or during the izzo reign.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
uh, yeah, especially this year
and a few years ago with osu had odom
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
umm, state made the final four this year
had they not lost their best player just prior to the final four, they would have been the favorites out of the four.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
really, i f'ing hate those assclowns
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Your hatred of teams leads to some prety far-fetched theories
They’ve had some good teams, they’ve gotten fortunate, and they have one hell of a coach. I respect the hell out of them for that.
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
if anything this is the dream network matchup
butler/duke is david and goliath, the little program everyone loves and the big program everyone hates (or is at least polarizing) – it’s in indy, butler plays at hinkle fieldhouse…this is going to be sold as hoosiers, and everyone loved that movie. probably get the biggest rating since bird v. magic
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i'm telling you, mstate has paid off someone
were you watching that game? nantz was obvy pulling for mstate
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
The phrase "confirmation bias" is coming to mind
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
i admit i'm biased, big time
which is why i think i’m an authority on how much the media blows them up & the ncaa helps them out each year by always having them in the easiest brackets & always having the refs keep the games close.
except for 2000 when they won it all, mstate has had no biz making it out of the first round, yet here they were in their 6th final 4 out of the last 12 years. it’s total & complete BS
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
defense and rebounding and a point guard
it is an izzo tourney formula.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Michigan State was in the same region as Kansas and Ohio State
How is that an easy bracket? They were fortunate that they were in the bracket that had all the upsets, but you couldn’t know that going in. They were in the consensus toughest bracket when the tournament started.
How do you feel about the Cardinals making the playoffs 7 of the last 10 years?
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i watched w/o volume
but the guy might love izzo, who knows? like dicky v rooting for duke. but they don’t have any sway with the frickin refs. everyone respects state, but they have no clout as far as being a big network draw, or beloved by the nation. just respect what izzo accomplishes w/o mcdonalds all-americans or nba superstars – like bobby knight.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
ugh, please don't compare Izzo to Bobby Knight
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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i think izzo deserves the comparison
he has inherited that mantle of best college coach
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Izzo seems like a generally nice guy
Both are great coaches, but Izzo lacks Knight’s arrogant, douche-driven personality. I will never understand the level of fellation Knight gets on the TV & the internet.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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i don't care who's a nice guy
i’m strictly talking coaching genius. parcells and larussa are not considered “nice guys”, but funny how they all ended up friends
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I think the whole bunch are asshats
but I’ll take Tony’s results. I do think that if you are a college coach, you should have at least decent social skills.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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see?!
i guess great minds think alike:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/joe_posnanski/04/04/butler.column/index.html?eref=sihp
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it's the only team i have left
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Playin like shit
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 3, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
their bullpen is probably
1.8 war better than ours however. im afraid of our pen. ive got more faith in rookies like salas and sanchez than i do in franklin motte and hawk. and i would hate to see AC flipped midseason for bullpen relief
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
if heyward schaefer and hanson
all live up to billing, i think they’ll be set on the talent-development front to withstand one missed 1st rounder.
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
schafer is far from certain
first there was the 50-game suspension, then the suckitude in atlanta, and now the hand surgery that probably keeps him in AAA all year. he wouldn’t be the first guy with talent who busts.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
You guys are imo
Way over concerned about Franklin and Motte. It is Boggs and Hawksworth that scare the shit out of me. Boggs had a bad spring and I have never trusted Hawksworth.
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm kind of surprised Boggs made the team
his mechanics really are a big mess. i think Hawk will be OK. i’ve never been a franky fan nor do i trust him at all. Motte should be fine too, i hope
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
At least Boggs has a history of success and has plus pitches
Hawksworth has sucked his entire career except one year
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
and barely above sucktitude that one year
I would have rather seen Salas than Boggs, but who here wouldn’t have? I think he will replace either Boggs or Hawksworth by mid-May.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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i'm high on salas
medium to spicy
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
^ i hope he's
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Boggs has more upside than Hawksworth
He has great movement on his pitches. The problem is with his ball control.
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
so you're saying he has good rhythm but...lacks staying power?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i just am not convinced by his follow-through
it’s all mental. it’s all in his head.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
just what we need, another head case pitcher
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i'll give him another year to figure it out
if we could combine his control with hawks’ mental game, that would be nice
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Boggs is '84
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you know how i feel about the math
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i'm waiting for VEB to do it for us
i’m not doing it
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
waiting,,,,waiting,,,,waiting,,,,waiting,,,,
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
bueller?... bueller?...
godot?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
He just throws his balls all over the place
Which is really fun, but at some point you gotta stick with one target.
Not afraid to nitpick
do you mean he sprays it all over?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
prematurely
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Danup has a book review today in the Wall Street Journal. Check it out.
by momup on Apr 3, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
interesting
When I tried to go to the article from where I found it on google. It wouldn’t let me without a subscription.
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
my dad mentioned it to me
wheeeeeeee big time. grats dan
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Resident malcontented betamale
by slu on Apr 4, 2010 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions
big ups, dan
at the very end there, i was reminded of this tagline situation…i don’t think most of those suggested would have quite fit there.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
tidbits
http://yourenotagolfer.mlblogs.com/archives/2010/04/saturday_tidbits_garcia_frankl.html
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you try to win the game; this isn't the developmental league
interesting, coming from tony
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Daric
http://twitter.com/JaneMLB/status/11561450844
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
good for him
chavez is dh, but macha suggested he’ll even be used some at short.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i'm sure macha didn't suggest it
but the manager did.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
either the cafeteria just came out or there is some activity going on in Bristol
there’s like ten people moving around behind the BBTN desk
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Interesting Study I found
It is about Steroids and Stimulants found in over the counter supplements. Out of the 58 sampled, 6 contained stimulants and 13 contained steroids. Neither of which were labeled on the package.
thus the lawsuits by those who flunk
like those vikings.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
If I was a professional athlete
I wouldn’t take anything besides protein powder
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
some guys got the ok from team trainers
and then the shit was tainted anyway. when you are looking at a suspension costing you millions of dollars, you can bet that company is going to be sued.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I believe most leagues have pre-approved products
Selection might be limited, but you can get more than just protein.
Not afraid to nitpick
brewers are trying to dump hart on nats
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
because they know you guys want to dump him
the brewers were like, “what, really?”
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I think the only reason Stav even made the team
Was so we had more time to trade him
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
atlanta is pretty thin in the outfield
they could put him in AAA until they need him, and he’d probably end up getting more ab’s with atlanta – we could do him a favor. of course there are a hundred stavs out there atlanta could pick up, too.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
like Jai Miller
who the Marlins just released. He plays average CF and a plus plus corner OF. Posted a line of .295/.366/.518 last year in AAA also
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
what kind of talent could the team possibly get for Stav? i really think not much or just cash
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i think they'd really just like to find him some opportunity somewhere
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
What are some good Zombie movies?
I got Dawn of the Dead, Zombie land, Shaun of the Dead, and Night of the Living dead so far. I plan on having a Zombie movie marathon in honor Easter tomorrow.
fido.
Watched it last night, and it has tremendous potential. Kind of a Lassie/leave it to beaver 1950’s middle class america motif, with a bit of Enzyte commercial over-the-topness, and enslaved zombies chained up in the back yard, doing dishes, wearing miniskirts and rubbing suntan lotion onto their masters. And eating the schoolyard bullies, mean old ladies, etc.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
stepford wives?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you just listed all the zombie movies i know
zombie land was the best movie i saw in 09, easily. it’s freaking awesome
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I liked that one
Never watched 28 weeks later though
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 3, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
booooo.
zombies don’t run. movies with fast zombies aren’t zombie movies, imho.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
there are two types of zombies, the ones that were infected are the fast ones, the ones out of the graves are the slow ones.
I really don’t know why I know this.
Omega Man
and the remake with Will Smith, I Am Legend. I prefer the older one, even tho I’m not a fan of Heston. But the Smith one ain’t bad.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 4, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
there is no such thing as a good zombie movie
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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i don't even know who you are anymore
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I did like the Resident Evil movies
but that is mostly because I love all things Milla
the whole fascination with zombie shit amazes me
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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No
I’ve heard it was hilarious, but it does not meet my criteria for watching a zombie related movie
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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well if you two agree on something
who am I to argue ? I’ll put it on my list.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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OMG, make peace with your maker cause the worlds about to end
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I thought I told you about an awesome cameo and you put it on your list?
You can read it in any tone you like.
oh yeah
that would explain why it was already on my list.
I should move it up from the bottom of the list?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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well if you two can agree on something
who am I to argue?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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I like her in The Fifth Element
even tho it’s a pretty bad flick. Also, she’s not horrible in The Messenger.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 4, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
The head * has a Central Division preview
up over at yahoo sports. Better than his typical stuff, and not your typical preview format. The Cardinal one is mostly centered on the Wagonmaker.
I love this quote from Wainwright about Carp:
He’s definitely a guy after whom I pattern my game," Wainwright said. "Only without the 96-mph sinker. And the devastating cutter. I’m a modified version of him. I’m fine with being the A-minus. He’s definitely like Yoda. All I can teach him about is golf, ‘American Idol’ and country music."
Another nickname for Carpenter? I don’t wanna be the one who calls him Yoda.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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i can't even imagine him trying to understand american idol
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
he'd luggage some contestants
words wouldn’t be enough…and, well, he’s short on words anyway
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
"are you fucking kidding me?"
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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then the darkness comes, and you won't like him when the darkness comes
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
This is still the best preview I've read
yeah, that was a good one
but yadi2 or someone posted it a while ago – maybe even me. so get with it, cody.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
lol
it seems i have many apprentices
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
no one wants to overburden you
we all chip in here and there
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
that's what I thought
haha
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
well, don't post it again
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it's not like it disappeared the next day
like i said, don’t do it again.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
go easy on the kids
they’re watering the lawn
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you think he knows i'm kidding?
/whispered
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I never know
kids today are so sensitive
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
your mom is sensitive.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
i thought that was your mom
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
huhhhhh?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
that's what she said last night
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
right.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
she was a whore son, it's time you know the whole truth
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i was a mistake?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
she lied to me, she said she was on the pill
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
isn't that almost done?
i swear i read late last year they were almost ready to test it
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
it is like reading about the next breakout in 'cheap clean energy'
Just a year away
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 4, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Matt Holliday perfected it last year
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i really don't want to get sniped
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
thankfully you have abstinence to fall back on
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 4, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
as if the lonely darkness of the basement wasn't a constant reminder
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
any preview that has Rinku & Dinesh
along with this kind of line about TLR makes me happy:
“He may come off like a dithering Italian animal rights activist, but he’s secretly calculating ways to double switch your ass back to the stone age.”
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
surely there are other jedi masters to choose from.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
please
Carp is nothing less than a Jedi Grand Master
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
He teaches Carp about American Idol?
I really like Adam.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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i really want to hear those conservations, like really really badly
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
it's like teaching Kal El about Earth
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
He can teach Carp about golf
Carp can teach him about hockey. And by teach I mean throwing his ass into the boards.
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 4, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
i don't know why this isn't someone's sig already
"Four-seamers are from Satan," Wainwright said.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
OPENING DAY IS IN TWO DAYS!!!!
THE BIG TEN IS GONE!!!!
IT’S EASTER!!!
duke is still in :(
but i’m pretty happy.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
the big 12 is long gone
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
so?
it’s a horizon league team vs kenpom’s #1. hard to complain.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
oh, i thought you were mr. big twelve state a&t
sorry for the confusion.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i <3 the big 12
but it’s hard to complain about the title game.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Former Cardinal & A-B
exec Fred Kuhlman has kicked the keg.
I bet most of you lawn loiters don’t even remember the guy.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
i read about that this morning & i had a hard time placing the guy
i really don’t remember a lot about him. gussie was the one everyone on tv always talked about
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
who?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
hahahahahahaha
sometimes i wonder
if the cubs will ever grasp that the key to winning the world series
is not obsess about winning the world series
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Franklin is on the verge of losing his closing job to MccLelan
Am I wrong for thinking this? I don’t think Motte has the mindset 2 become a closer
I vote for Salas
Frankie will be fine. we don’t have to hold on to him forever. he’s there to shepherd the kids, too. he has the beard for it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
have you seen La Russa's bullpen use lately?
he could be anything.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
GDM IS COMING TO VEB DAY!!!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
someone's gonna die
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i never said that
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you said that
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
no, i asked it! stop putting words in my mouth! they're watching!
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
don't do it gdm
there’s a lot to live for
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
now i'm confused
i think i’ll just stick to my original prophecy
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yeah, but why is that going to happen?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I don't know
it’s a prophecy
if I knew why, it would already have happened
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
where's prophet john when we need him?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
have no fear, i love brownies way to much
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i'm not sure how my parents are going to take this
me: “i’m going to the game tonight”
parent #1: “with whom?”
me: “people from the internet”
parent #1: “ummm…”
me: “i’ll be fine!”
parent #1: “be careful!”
me: “i will! besides, my internet father will be there!”
parent #1: “what!”
me: “never mind” (walks out door)
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
now i really have to come so this can actually happen
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Yeah.
I haven’t told my parents. I just told them I was going to a game with my friend sometime in June.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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you got ClemsonGirl to fall back on
At least you know her in real ife
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 4, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
His parents don't know who I am.
I don’t think.
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yeah but you are someone at least that went to high school him
I am about the same guy in person. Just drunkier
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 4, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I noticed I misspelled it
Than I thought of Grenadier than Stratego. Than I pressed post and forgot to edit it.
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 4, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm almost for certain going to lie
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
in all honesty
as much as they trust my judgment, they probably wouldn’t go for this. i’ll just say i’m going with a friend or something.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Most of us were older last year
Average age had to be over 30. Dan was easily the youngest. Hopefully more mods come this year.
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 4, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
wow
i’ll be glad to bring that average age down.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
and i'll up it more
yes, I have tickets to this game
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
My strategy except I actually am going with a friend that they know.
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haha
i’m not sure which is weirder: people from the internet or random high school girl that i was never really friends with?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Well it should be very strange for her.
But she said she would go knowing where we were going as long as she doesn’t have job conflicts.
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sweet!
i know that guy that offered his couch to gdm in only like 21 or 22 too, so that’ll bring the average age down as well.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
i am just happy I am not in charge this year
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 4, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
you're like, what, 25?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
27 will be 28 by time VEB day comes around
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 4, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
old fart.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
the former
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it is always a little awkward meeting someone from the internet for the first time
For me it was the spring of 97 and met a girl off AOL chat. I met her at the mall
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 4, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
i thought you WERE the girl off AOL chat
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
how is this not green?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
which one?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
your conversation with parent #1
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
that's what i thought
glad to have maybe at least one green comment in my lifetime.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
the good news
the Brendan Ryan feature article thing is live.
the bad news – he looks all serious
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
damn, BJ Rains
you can’t word something diplomatically, don’t set a word in a biopic article that’s otherwise scrapbook material till you’ve looked it up in the dictionary.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
good information
but failing grade on the tone, some of the grammar, and the general air of aping Goold. that can really burn some bridges, if Rains isn’t careful.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I've noticed, based mainly on his twitter,
that the dude seems to know very little about sports in general. I may be well off base, but that’s how he comes across to me.
"wannabe" is what I think of when I think of Rains
I may actually be on Straussie’s side on this.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you seem to be having link trouble as of late yadi2
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
no, it's G-Dem
they eff around with their URLs. I’ve still got it open out of my preview.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
how dare he!
f’ing leitch used my pick in his latest piece
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I'm just wondering if there's a reason I haven't seen this on here yet...

The reason I could never have seen it was I missed a day, but I just found this and thought I should share…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
z's a switch-hitter, right?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I hear he likes to swing both ways...
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i've never seen it, otherwise i would have shared it with VEB i guarandamntee it
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
switch-hitter
seriously.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
this guy is a real gem on bcb
and nothing makes me happier than seeing this comment green over there (i suspect some veb help):
I believe the Cardinals will run away with the NL Central
They are distincly the class of the division. In fact, I think they get to 100 wins.
by BLou on Apr 3, 2010 4:07 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
does it really only take 3 recs to go green there?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
They have very low expectations...
comes with the territory…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
by ducttape16 on Apr 4, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
better comment
Cards will win division by Sept. 1
We missed our window. I’m just in it for the beer now.
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
I should really join up BCB...
comments like that really bring a smile to my face… however I just feel dirty signing up for BCB… Don’t know why… oh yeah I do. Cub fans
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
yeah, i liked that one
he repeats it again at the end. there were new ones today that were alright – a long litany by blou where he uses the word “clusterfuck” comes to mind. i would love to meet al yellon, and i don’t meet in a dark alley.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
there is a man version of spants?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
it was nice knowing you two
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
what's the prognosis on your lefty?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Francis?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
yeah
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Oblique I believe too bad he had just come off a great performance
Greg Smith has been nails so it looks like he will take the Francis spot as the 5th starter
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
yeah, he dominated and then woke up wonky
i thought he said it was pain in his left armpit? i know he had the labrum surgery.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
shut up man it is a muscle strain, ALRIGHT????
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
i seem to be the only one around here thinks the rocks are worth a shit
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
they scare me, a lot like the reds do
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
the reds just always seem a step away, then again so did the rocks in 07
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
we will see
if it goes south it could be hard to climb back out, say what you want but AZ has some crazy talent, and LAD are no joke, even SFG can’t be ignored with that staff. But given an offense that has above average talent at every position a solid staff, good management, and a deep pen I think they take the west
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
that's where i am
on paper they are the best…and then anything could happen. but that “on paper” sentiment is not widely shared around here.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
muidomi84 represents too.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I think we have the highest standards for greeniness on all of SBN
and if we don’t , we should damn sure change it so that we do!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
But we have arrived at our standard
through something organic to the site… can’t mess with that…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
evolution stopped?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
NO RELIGION!!!
Wait I did that wrong.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
the easter bunny's sooo gonna skip your pad today
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
the Easter bunny is politics
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
is that the libertarian party?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i thought he was a liberal because he's always giving away someone else stuff
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Umm this is dagerous territory lets talk about abortion instead
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
by TomCat009 on Apr 4, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
perfectly good comment ruined by poor spelling
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
since when did you libertarians become liberals anyway?
what’s that about abortion?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
an attempt to go right to the most off limit area of conversation
skipping over the working up to it
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
yeah, i know
i’m not here to talk about sins, though
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Making a point that we had strayed from our original brief
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
yes, exactly
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
has this run it's course?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
full-term, i believe
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
can we make it to the margin?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
where there's life, there's hope
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
dag never talked about politics
it was fuckin norb who would bring up politics
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Apr 4, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Biiiiig hug!
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
and I swear to GOBs, you people better stop the political talk
cuz if Az comes in here and deletes this whole subthread, I am gonna be extremely pissed if my best comment ever gets deleted. I’ll poison some freakin’ bacon, I really will!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
which comment?
sorry, i must’ve missed it.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
this whole thing never happened
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
I was just thinking the same thing.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i was joking, i don't know what the f those other two are doing
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I was joking that if we were going down that path we should just
jump to the end since it would all be gone tomorrow anyway
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
i'm too f'ing tired for this shit
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Danny Glover?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
i'm more mel than danny
minus the prejudice stuff of course
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
fuck, I don't see how people hang around over there
that is a negative, assholey crowd every time I venture over there to read shit
I need to go take a shower after reading some of that stuff
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
and yet many of you people 6ly wonder why i refuse to darken their door
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
really gdm a cheery chap like you?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
how did i get the rep of being a miserable bastard?
i’m just old & set in my ways
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
and bright and cheerful ways they are
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
i tried to tell folks i'm happy in another thread yesterday, but cardball told me to see a Dr
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i thought something was wrong
you had things spewing out your ass, gdm.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
but they are happy things, isn't that what everyone wants?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
probably freaked him out a bit
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
well, that too
i know the signs…
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
oddly enough...
anal warts… Who saw that coming? Not me.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
how could anyone see that coming?
by definition it is out of sight out of mind
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
i know i never saw it coming
ummmm…strike that. i’m on medication…hmmm, seems to be no exit here.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
how do I explain that due to my medication I have
no internal monologue?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
i think you have to be in a forest or something
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
It's late...
I’m punchy… my body is trying to figure out what to do with all the smoke I got to breath in today… I guess what I’m trying to say is… it’d be an honor for my first flag to come from a grumpy old man like you.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
here's your second
for talking to the elderly like that
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I'm going to be banned in no time...
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i'm no elderly yet
the elderly live in nursing homes
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
True...
the elderly can’t live in their parents’ basement since the parents aren’t likely around… Forgot to take that into consideration…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
who says they still have to be alive to be around?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
if you live there long enough eventually they live with you
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
You and the mind blowing...
knock that off
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I think i've put that out of my memory
is the batter on that infamous call who I think it is?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
no
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
who was it then?
I always thought it was Dane Iorg, but he hit after that play,right?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
wait, what are we talking about?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Jorge Orta
it’s late, I’m drunk, and I thought it was Dane Iorg
then i thought it was Hal – my had almost exploded
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
besides that
but, hey, have you guys heard they have a heck of a front office operation?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
well, in brewers news
the Polish sausage won again today. it is still unclear whether exhibition games count in the official standings. we will find out when they are posted after the race on monday.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i really hate kevin youkalass
a lot
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
It's really a shame that Kalin Lucas got injured.
MSU would probably win it all rather easily if they had him.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
i can't believe i have 143 tweets already
wtf is wrong with me?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
don't ask, don't tell
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
despite my record breaking dry spell, i do prefer the company of lass's
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
you don't the internets half-assed bro
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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go big of go home i guess
i’m a little ashamed because i’ve ragged on the twitter for so long, and now,,, now i’m one of them
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
just don't let the facebook drag you in
it’s pure f’in evil
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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that's one thing i can promise will never, EVAR happen
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
you know you want to join the facebook group
at bleed cubbie blue
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I followed you and like 2 other people on here...
you have completely taken over the twitter home page… It’s out of control.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
It wouldn't be so bad
except that I catch all the chatting you guys do back and forth… Just a bit different that what I was used to in the past before I signed on for you guys…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
what are you laughing for? you won't even follow me
and after i signed up just so you would
i haven’t said anything all day F. hope you approve
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I didn't know you were signing up for me.
I wasn’t even part of that original discussion!
You can read it in any tone you like.
every time i joked about the twiiter we'd discuss it
i think you actually got urked with me once or twice too. but yeah, you were one of the main reasons i signed up
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
My tweeting consists of
Me conversing back and forth with Erik Manning, Leach, and Goold about baseball.
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 4, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't tell me what to do!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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I use twitter to update Facebook; easy solution is to unfollow.
Personally, I don’t care about the number of “followers” I get
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
I was just joking.
You gdm, and cgirly kept having conversations which were filling my whole screen.
EVERYONE NEEDS TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER, DAMNIT!
then and only then will you see an example of some guy that REALLY needs to shut the fuck up.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I can vouche for this
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
are we twitter friends?
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 4, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
is that half vouch, half douche?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i have no idea if this is interesting because i've never ever played a video game
http://www.crawfishboxes.com/2010/3/20/1381514/mlb-slam-which-quintet-would
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
anybody like jack cust?
the a’s have the familiar ten days to release him, put him on waivers, or trade him. i’m sure there will be multiple teams interested. wouldn’t be a bad 25th man in lieu of stav for some lefty pop off the bench and he’s likely no worse in the field. according to cot’s he’s due to get 2.65 mil this year. depending on the interest in him, if we bit the bullet and ponied up maybe only have to send them the remaining shane in return.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
apparently he has no D
or maybe that was someone else…
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I would love him on the bench
As a left handed power bat. Something this team is really lacking on…
....my quick smells like french toast...
Twitter: @mstreeter06
three things, i think
the a’s are a little better than given credit for, cust had a bad spring, and eric chavez has to be on the team as dh – he’s their highest-paid player and the last of the old-guard.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
sbn's humorous feature
23. On the Cardinals’ depth chart, Felipe Lopez is the backup at first base, second base, third base, and shortstop. Tony La Russa has relinquished day-to-day managing duties to Felipe Lopez. Felipe Lopez conducts the vast majority of front-office transactions; he also tells you that the parking lot is full and suggests you park in Olathe if you have a problem with it. I am Felipe Lopez, and you are Felipe Lopez. While you were reading this, a ground ball passed through your legs.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hey, lopex has been putting the dive on in defense this spring
he’s ready to play, and undoubtedly in the best shape of his life.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
FESPN has decided that it's actually Jamie Garcia.
JAIME GARCIA.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
OT: Over at Minor League Ball
there was a post to find out who the most hated team was here. Apparently some people hate the Cardinals because of the fans… I have a hard time believing more people would hate the Cardinals over the Cubs while citing the fans as the reason why…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Yeah not sure what happened there...
thanks for having my back…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
chances are
“half of St. Louis” are actually Chicagoans trapped in cubsland.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
One thing that's sorta funny about that is how many Cubs fans come to St. Louis to see games, too.
Is that because they want to see what a real baseball team looks like? I mean, why else leave their real city?
You can read it in any tone you like.
I'd like to steal that and post it as a reply...
However I know the only thing dumber than arguing with a Cubs fan is getting in a land war in Asia…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
The problem is that I don't post over there
I’d hate to be that guy who comes in guns blazin…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
it is interesting, though, that people don't distinguish ovations from overwhelming waves (cough) of blind love
Ovations can be appreciative or acknowledgment or even ironic (see: Matt Holliday). It’s probably a more subdued dialogue in Busch Stadium compared to other stadiums, but IMO the nuances are there. The media’s still clinging to a ten-year-old image, and I’m not sure it wasn’t a touch of revisionist history back then.
They’ve probably never tried standing and clapping.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
looks like
it’s all cubs fans. i would sweat it much. all they can do is bash st louis the city and that’s a pretty easy target
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
haha
i noticed you said st. louis sucks.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yeah, sorry
it does
bad crime, horrible economy, no great attractions. the cardinals are the only thing it has going for it. which is one pretty awesome thing, but still
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
new orleans just recorded it's 52 and 53 homicide of the year
the bodies found together in a motel room. puts the city way ahead of last year’s pace, when there was only 43 by easter. i think it was rated the third most dangerous or violent city in the world, although looking around the world i don’t know how that could possibly be – maybe the chamber of commerce is exaggerating for the publicity?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
But Easter isn't on the same date each year right?
I don’t remember when it was last year, but maybe it was earlier in the year?
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
yeah, i just said easter since it is
the stat was actually matched by date, which was april 1 – this being the weekend, i’ll have to check, but i’m sure we’ve added to the tally since thursday.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Nice to see they're rebounding from Katrina nicely...
wait a minute…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Not the skewed crime comment again.
If St. Louis City and county governments were merged, you’d find St. Louis an incredibly safe place with the exception of one or two rough neighborhoods.
You can read it in any tone you like.
your rally penis doesnt count
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
no post up yet so...
Happy HOF Eligibility Eve!
(unless my math sucks, of course.)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Just putting the finishing touches on that Penny pitch f/x...
at least that’s what I envision going on.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
mmm Easter eggs.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ChiTown to the Draft Room....
8 rounds down, 13 rounds left. We’re really picking up steam now.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
NO MORE PAGNOZZI
Looks like Jason LaRue will be the opening day starter and Yadier will be on the bench.
wait, what did they do with the body
:o
/random emoticon.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
LaRue is gonna love pounding the leather against his old team.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he should love it even more against kc
the royals site does fanposts on the worst player in franchise history at each position, acknowledging that, while other sites do the best of, they, being the royals, should rightfully stick to the worst of lists. anyway, for catcher, while there was no official poll, reading through the comments it is obvious larue ranks right up toward the top in the fans’ minds. dave duncan even got a mention or two.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i wish i had an alarm clock
that at a certain time started injecting me with caffeine
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
they make coffee makers with timers.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i don't think even flim could rig my coffee-maker with a timer
since i use the old-fashioned metal espresso contraption.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Sounds like a task for
one Doctor Emmett Brown
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I wonder if hooking a plug in "stovetop" espresso maker to a lamp timer would work...
If I bought a lamp timer, I could try this out.
You can read it in any tone you like.
that's not very MacGyver-ish
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I have a feeling someone off of VEB is gonna die trying to do this
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
the ghost of chris lambert will tell us how it went
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
here's five questions answered on the braves, courtesy talking chop and bcb
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2010/4/4/1404137/five-questions-with-sbns-braves#storyjump
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I don;t about everyone else but I'm playing this tonight:
Joe Morgan Drinking Game. I realize this is pretty old but it should still be fun.
With chocolate milk of course.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Darn it wrong thread.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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