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are you happy?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
WOW why did everyone leave?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
F'in VEB

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
the telephone pole implies that there is, indeed, life nearby
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
so you're saying there's a chance?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
to make up for yet another slap in my face, one of you locals can pick me up
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
alright locals, we need two of these now
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
I guarantee that if I had one of those I would:
(a) spend even more time on the couch, and
(b) try to get up, step on the bottom of it, and fall flat on my face
by peach concrete on Apr 29, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
OK that's 3
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
My parents are going so I get one!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 29, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
what are they doing with the other one?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
My mom is going to use it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 29, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i suppose she wants to keep it then
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
I think what this thread needs is a limerick.
by peach concrete on Apr 29, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe an ode to SS sss power
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
I was thinking mister Greene Jeans
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
I was thinking mister Greene Jeans
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
Were you?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 29, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
well an it was a dingeriffic intro to the
next gen of Cards
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
peach!
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
what up?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
hey dawg you gotta break em off sumtin
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
we swept the braves
it’s almost May
and I just drank massive amounts of coffee
life could be significantly worse
by peach concrete on Apr 29, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
yes it could peach, yes it could
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
Poor IHB all liquored up and nobody to chat with
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
someone gots some splainin to do
who had the party & didn’t invite the cool peeps?

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
that's one thing even i haven't done
i’ve shared a laptop with about 5 people, but never brought my own
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
Unlimited juice? this party is gonna be off the hook
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
I was wondering how many years of collective sexual frustration
that picture represents
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
well there's 7 people, so i'm guessing
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Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
wow derivatives are tough to figure
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
you guys have no idea
that’s post-coitus, obviously.
I mean, why would they be in the same room together and not be in any kind of costume?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
when I was a cab driver people who looked like these were
inevitably the ones I was picking up from singles night at the swingers club
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
that's the one.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean they're not in costume?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 30, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
you know, it's hard doing a search for cosplay without finding objectionable images....
http://www.jugaccino.org/world-cosplay-record-broken-parade-through-streets-of-london-expected/
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
reminds me of after school civ3 seshs. oh god its a window into my past
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
frontpaged. good deed for the day, complete
Higgledy Piggledy
often a daygame’ll
clear out the birdos with
hours to go.
Something about chatting
Ante-Meridilly
ends a thread early, but
what? I dunno.
by DanUpBaby on Apr 29, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
There ya go gdm,
you’ve finally made the big time.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
yeee hawwww!
y’all wanna go to mex eee co to celebrate?

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
I'm about to watch a movie but I'll check in from time to time.
How’s that?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
I'm afraid it is generally considered crappy.
But I enjoy it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 29, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
The Lakehouse.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 29, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought you hated horror flicks?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
It's not a horror movie.
It’s a love story where they are separated by time.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 29, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 29, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 29, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
have you seen Somewhere in Time?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
Nope.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 29, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
an interesting if dated movie
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
although it is not the hottest Jane Seymour
ever looked in a movie that honor is reserved for The Scarlet Pimpernel(1982) or arguably The Wedding Crashers(2005)
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
Oh my goodness she is gorgeous in The Scarlet Pimpernel.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 29, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
great movie as well
I learned to mock others by watching Sir Percy Blakeney
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
haha
I love that movie. Have you ever read the book? Great book too.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 30, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
She's also very, very hot in
Head Office (1985).
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 30, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
sounds honorific to me
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
I'll support it, out of solidarity with Sandra.
by peach concrete on Apr 29, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I think she may be entirely why I like it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 29, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
she is not what I would call a sex symbol but
she just exudes likability to the point that her personal problems seem strange to me
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
that guy was a lucky asshole to have her
can’t believe he blew that.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
let this be a lesson to all the ladies
once an asshole, always an asshole
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
JJ was never set up to be happy
any guy who dates and marries porn stars isn’t going to be wired for a stable and healthy relationship
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
I just believe that existence seeks balance
if people don’t evaluate their own flaws and be aware of their weaknesses they are doomed to unhappiness
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
Toe pick!
I confess to having once crushed on DB Sweeney just a little bit.
Shut up.
by peach concrete on Apr 29, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
as long as it wasn't the Fire in the Sky role that created it
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
No, I've never seen that.
To imdb I go!
by peach concrete on Apr 29, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Michelle Pfieffer!!!
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
We're gonna rock, we're gonna roll, we're gonna bop, we're gonna bowl.
That’s the only bit of it I’ve seen.
I’m pretty sure I’m better off.
by peach concrete on Apr 29, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone know where I can get historical win shares divided up by season?
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
As opposed to career wins
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Apr 29, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I've only ever seen them in the Win Shares book
Bill James Online has seasonal win shares for players who retired in 2003 or later, but nothing else, and I doubt they’ll get more until he finishes revamping the stat. His new stuff with Win Shares/Loss Shares is a lot of fun.
There is a historical win shares site.
The file is at the wonderful little baseballgraphs.com website.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
at tomcat's request
ode to cardinals shortstops
there once were a couple of guys
who elicited all sorts of cries
tyler can hit!
boog can’t do shit!
but people, its a small sample size
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
by IHeartBoog on Apr 29, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 17 recs
Yup
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Apr 29, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
well done you really are the master
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
there it is
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
....

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
great, I thought I was getting away from all the Batman jokes
stupid postgame.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
damn, when i miss the games, i miss everything
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
yeah, you missed... stuff.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Fun fact:
Batman is everywhere.
You can read it in any tone you like.
by spants on Apr 29, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
As an aside,
my friends and I always break into HeathJoker when Bud Selig is on T.V.
“Evening, COMMissioner…”
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
hmm
i suppose his good D thus far has been SSS. well someday floppy will get his own limerick.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
i think i already wrote one about him, actually
but the search function is broken.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
i thought you did too
maybe you should compile them? and i wouldn’t mind one on the next ump that screws us – perhaps you could practice on don denkinger?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
(yes. yessssss. someone else can compile stuff....)
/jedi mind trick
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
how do i compile things?
like make a fan post? but how could i make a fan post of comments?
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
You could always just copy and paste.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Apr 30, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
...yes.
(comment links plus cut/pasting.)
(this is why i am a fiend for compiling. i’m trying to cut back.)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
oh ok i see
alright i’m going to try this thing. it will probably take forever.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
well, that's just how I would do it
but it’s me, so. you can do it however.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
i can't believe you'll make her
make a post of her own stuff
instead of making one for her and giving her props
shame on you boy
wtf
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
well wouldn't it sound
a little presumptuous of her to compile her own stiff
besides, you’re the compile master
you're kind of big on me doing unpaid labor
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
getting other people to do unpaid labor?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
"Compile her own stiff"
TWSS?
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 30, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Hmm.
There once was a man named Floppy,
Whose glove was abhorred as too sloppy.
But he hit like a pro,
So he raked in the dough,
Until one day his elbow went poppy.
Wow. That’s just awful. I should leave limericks to the pros.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Apr 30, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
felipe's elbow makes me sad.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
uh, and no one cares that my elbow's killing me
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
do you have tats on it?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
there is no ink
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
so unless you're albert pujols
no one cares
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
tough but fair
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
carpenter doesn't give a fuck is my favorite meme.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
one of the best of all time
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
Except you left the g for give out
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 30, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
you could have a bruise tattooed on
so people will know it hurts.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
an arrow?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
so, stitches?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Have you tried Windex on it?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 30, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
this reference escapes me at the moment
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
Does Big Fat Greek
ring a bell?
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 30, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
big fat greek what?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
why would i have seen that?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
Because we all know
that deep down, you like chick flicks more than life itself.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 30, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Favorite so far
2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers
by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not normally into limericks as much as other whimsical verse styles
but this is your best work, IMO. Rec’d
Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 30, 2010 6:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Jaime has a .3 WAR advantage
but it’ll be the FESPN favorite most likely. Who votes for that, sportswriters, coaches, or GMs?
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
Jaime,
and it shouldn’t even be all that close.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Apr 30, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Freese has a WAR advantage over Heyward
and, in stats-the-people-who-vote-for-these-things-understand terms, is crushing him on BA.
Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 30, 2010 6:33 AM EDT up reply actions
thanks FM
I always feel that Freese is being left out of the rookie talks. not easy to find a plus fielding rookie third baseman that can hit
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Dan, when are you going to complete your contractual obligations
and write about the VEB league? Our corporate masters demand labor!
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
I think you're winning
Or something…
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Apr 29, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
toldja.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I loved that movie
but I liked Brazil, Time Bandits and the Imaginarium as well
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
why not?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
Okay can't blame you
unlike the other stories that one has been done a thousand times
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
saw that at the oriental theater in milwaukee around when I was 12
great movie!
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 29, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Freese made the FESPN teaser, btw.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
only because he was playing in the same game as Jason Heyward...
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Apr 29, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
no, they sold it as "no Pujols, no problem"
watch them hurry their asses up into knocking down heyward as quick as they put him up
we’ll see
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
they make zero sense
that’s the most footage I’ve seen of Albert in a month (from the lead-ins I’ve seen)
he…. didn’t play today.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
someone tell them it's no longer Albert & the Chipmunks
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
well they're going to do a whole highlight on Freese, supposedly.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
well it was his bday wasn't it?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
yesters
his mom was there, though. and he (kinda) called his shot. or had his shot called for him. effin Cat.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
the Cat said he'd hit a HR?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
told a little girl
with a broken collar bone that Freese would hit her a home run.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Freese was kind of cornered, so he smiled and nodded
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
wow, stupid Cat, he should know better
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
but Freese thought of her when he hit it
so it was for the best
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
i would hope so
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
it's Koolby and the Gang
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Koolio?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
...moose
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Rocky & Bullwinkle?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
they're slamming Joe Mather!
this is like this subthread except they had many, many more puns.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
they also snubbed the little girl
but probably only because of The Cat.
no mention of Lafayette High School bahahahha.
win for us: all names pronounced correctly
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
aw, dang.
my ear for that is turrible. they do it to him so often.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
we'll see
babip giveth... and babip taketh away
by purple_haze on Apr 29, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
now that was the stupidest lead-in to Kelly Johnson
still waiting.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
above
I fail at thread mgmt.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Why can't Canadians pronounce Regina?
it isn’t fair to make people snicker every time you talk about your home town
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
I should just give up on SBN and watch more Boog and Bombs.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
stupid sbn. do what I tell you to.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm trying to dump them, I really I am.
but in the meantime, it won’t even be professional.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey pg what is your take on the long term health of Ubaldo
any hitches that worry you?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
too bad Francis had the shoulder issues
even more too bad that management doesn’t listen to guys like you when it comes to extending guys like corpas coming off of one year
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
Corpas has been really good
I know he was hurt for part of last year, but, it happens.
Groundballs (esp. in Colorado!), good control, nice slider, what’s not to like? I’d take him over any of our relievers in a heartbeat.
Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 30, 2010 6:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I like having him to but he would only be in his second arby year
we just gave him a contract too early especially since he had no proven track record I would love him to move to closer, I was also against extending street
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
does your name stand for debbie downer?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
how many Carpenters do we have in the system?
i’m readin’ FR…
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
well, I do have all this luggage.
i’m just wondering how we ended up with all these guys. and not, say, ten bells. or johnsons.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
no comment
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
i read his sig immediately after the comment and...
yeah, no comment.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Matt Carpenter
slightly too old, slightly too lacking-in-power 3B at Palm Beach (I think), who has a good glove and good contact skills, and has moved through the org quickly after being drafted as a virtual pensioner last year. Reasonable chance of making the majors by 2012 as a Brian Barden-type at 3B if he can develop a bit more pop this year.
David Carpenter, nearly 25-year old closer who was at Quad Cities last year (and I think he’s still there last year), reasonable stuff, slightly iffy control, drafted in 2008, probably not really likely to amount to much given his age and level.
I think that’s it. Chicago have a very good starting pitching prospect called Christopher Carpenter, if you give a fuck.
Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 30, 2010 6:42 AM EDT up reply actions
anybody watching the dodgers?
scully was talking about some lead-off hitter, on the first pitch of the game, turned to the ump and said, “you call another strike like that and i’ll pinch your head off.” didn’t catch who he was talking about.
lastings milledge: scully says, “you can probably figure out how he got his name. when he was born his father said he’d be the last child, and so they named him lastings.”
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
who?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
some lead off hitter....
sorry inside joke with myself….Last 2 times I listened to Vin, whenever somebody came to the plate, he started with, he looks to be about 6’2, 210 lbs. …..for every batter. I listen for it now.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
ah
all i know is he mentioned sold-out milwaukee county stadium, and jackie robinson was still playing.
scully says they called bert hooten “hoot” because he was like an owl, he always pitched much better at night.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
scully:
garrett jones hit the 10,000th homer in pirates history. he hit it, of course, off homer bailey.
oswalt is 23-2 against cincy in his career after losing today.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i miss Vin
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
Heading to STL tomorrow.
If (when?) the game tomorrow gets rained out, what do the think the odds are of a doubleheader on Saturday?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
bad.
Cinci comes back in a month, and both teams have an off-day after it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
So, they are going to make it up on a weekday?
What a ripoff.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Not good....
they have a 3 game set at home against the reds, and they both have the next day off.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
it's like we're twins.
but not braintwins, because that would be weird.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, so you're just workin' it for the merit badges.
well, I have a cookie. but it’s the last one.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 29, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Shoot.
I suppose it’s still forecast to rain heavily, if not severely, in St. Louis most of the afternoon and into the evening…
At least I have the Brewmaster tour at Anheuser Busch of InBev to look forward to.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
That is my hope and prayer.
I’ve never driven to a MLB game and had it postponed before, so hopefully tomorrow is not a first for me.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Is there any chance
that the Mayweather v. Mosley fight will be worth a damn? I haven’t seen a hyped boxing match live up in so long.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
It's taking place, like, ten years too late.
I’m not very optimistic about it because of this.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
right......
There’s free food and drinks, so I’m gonna watch it, but I’m not expecting much.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers
by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you didn't have to yell bro
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
huh...I expect 12 rounds
of Mayweather not getting hit.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
mayweather will throw a punch?
i thought he was saving them.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yeah
won’t mayweather just defend his way to a decision?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
pretty much.....
and I can’t fault him for it, because he’s amazing at it. It just isn’t really an exciting style. I was looking forward to him and Paquio. Knowing the sport it was all posturing.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
it's like they have some kind of bet going
Yadi’s getting as clutch as Bengie…
stark:
From Blue Jays pitcher Brandon Morrow, on how it felt to watch his catcher, Jose Molina, throw out four Rays trying to steal in four innings Sunday: “After the second inning, I came in and jokingly said, ’I’ll just walk them, and you throw them all out.’”
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hmm, Chris Lee's getting fancy
does holliday talk to anyone?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
maybe he doesn't talk to anyone when he's not hitting
he does share his seeds with Boog
but then, Boog talks to everyone. including people who don’t talk to him.
holliday’s dude in the dugout is penny, but… y’know. penny’s a rental candidate.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
oh wait
matt does leave notes in adam’s locker.
maybe it’s unrequited, and he’s sulking.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
so
penny, waino, boog…he only interacts with the pitching staff?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i dunno... does he talk to lopez?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
random, stupid question
does anyone know where i can get a rasmus tee shirt jersey online?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
I don't believe you can, unless you make a custom one on the official site.
Some have said that a custom made jersey will not have the blue border around the white print like, say, a Pujols t-jersey does.
I have been after a Rasmus t-jersey for over a year. They did not have them for sale at Busch last year when I went. I refused to make a custom one on the website because of the reports about the border. Hopefully, I’ll be purchasing one tomorrow.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
what border are you talking about?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
oh, nevermind
/just took off #15 holliday tee shirt jersey to look at back to see what you were talking about
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
This year's
“Your Name” customized jersey seems to have the blue outline; however, in the MLB catalogue I got, the Cardinals customized jersey did not have the blue border, so I don’t know what to believe. You could make it and have RB put the blue puff paint border on….
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Sorry, but I don't do readymades.
I refuse to be known as the Duschamp of baseball jerseys.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Apr 30, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I call B.S. on you, RB.
I’ve seen you wearing around that Fredbird tee on which you drew a mustache with permanent marker on Fredbird’s beak. You can’t deny your influences.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Alright! Fine! You got me! I’ve just been stealing stuff from the team store, adding a little glitter, and claiming credit for years! I’m so asha-ha-ha-haaammmmed!
And yes, before you hound me further, it was I who bought a JD Drew jersey, turned it inside out, signed it and claimed it was a Schafer original. No point in denying it now; my shameful secret is lying exposed for all to see now.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Apr 30, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't feel too badly.
All art is creative theft.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Hey, isn't that Jasper Johns?
Yoink!
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Apr 30, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
just ask bob dylan
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
That's weird.
I wrote in the subject line, and it disappeared. Hmm. I suppose I should have used some other form of punctuation.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Apr 30, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
hmm. could i customize a LHOOQ jersey?
To make the pun work I’d have to get it for my wife, though.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Apr 30, 2010 2:08 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
you hoping the team store has one then?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Last April, they didn’t. And then, in K.C., one of Colby’s legion of teenage girl fans had one, which angered me. The salt in the wound was her then walking by while I was in the beer line, talking on her cellphone (at a baseball game!) and saying this, “Yeah, I’m wearing my Colby Rasmus t-shirt. No. I’M WEARING MY COLBY RASMUS T-SHIRT!” It was as if she was rubbing it in.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
what a bitch
let me know. i know two people that want to get their hands on one (including me).
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
The ironic thing is that, in 2008, the team store had EVERYONE.
They had Izturis, even, and he was on a one-year deal. In 2009, they had, like, Wainwright, Pujols, and Yadi. Maybe Carpenter. I was shocked. I don’t know if it was because of the economic downturn or what.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
yeah
the only ones online are carpenter, holliday, AND RYAN! no pujols, no wainwright, no ludwick, no rasmus.
hell, i’d even think about a brad penny one if they just had them.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
I've heard rumors that Majestic came out with a 40s era Musial jersey tee.
Anyone know if this is true, and if it is for sale anywhere at or near Busch III?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
The only one online that I've seen is from
Mitchell and Ness, not Majestic.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 30, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions
No.
But I could make you one to match mine. It has puffy paint, which you just don’t see enough of anymore, and a picture of me and Colby having a sleepover.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Apr 30, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i don't want to know about any whispering
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
haha, wow.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Red or white? And at what price?
‘Cause what I’m seeing right off the bat is this. And these appear to have a blue border on both the red and white models.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 30, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions
That is a simple, clean border.
The border on the t-shirt jerseys at the team store have an obnoxious border, I think. The white letters have fake stitching on them. I think it looks stupid.

The shirt on the left is my kid-sized El Hombre t-shirt. The shirt on the right is my husband’s Taguchi t-shirt. Because I want more t-shirt jerseys (Rasmus, Wainwright, Musial) I’m going to have to give in and get the ones with fake stitching. (shakes fist)
You can read it in any tone you like.
Imma dollar short and a day late to this conversation
but I thought that the ones on the right were from the team store, and the ones on the left were from the Cardinal Clubhouse places that are scattered across the city. No?
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Sure.
Except I got that kids sized El Hombre shirt at the team store. They weren’t carrying adult-sized ones at the stadium, though they were at places like Macy’s.
I don’t think that Taguchi shirt was bought at the stadium either.
You can read it in any tone you like.
If you buy them online, there's no fake stiching.
The only fake stitching one I have is a Matty Mo one I got at the stadium in 2005.
ouch, buster
showed yunel bending for a wainer curve
and buster says, maybe that’s how he hurt himself
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
don't know if i can take them seriously
but talking chop said he went on the DL?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Was traveling today, didn't get a chance to game thread it up, just want to say
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!
2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers
Kevin Millar should never be allowed to dress himself.
Seriously, who let him out of the house like that?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 30, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
I assume he is wearing a denim shirt, jeans, and chaps.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
I'm not sure I can even describe it.
He’s on MLB Net.
The color of his suit matches his frosted tips. It has huge padded shoulders and he’s rockin’ a shiny gold tie.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 30, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
He looks like a lesser Batman villan from the 60s
Like, Goldguy or something.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 30, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Is it sad that I know what you mean?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
i thought aubrey huff was a fisherman?
then i found a pic of him with plaid pants at a fan event
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
a compliation of my limericks- there are some i don't even remember writing!
the first one – chris carpenter should always be #1
jason marquis, which has the most recs, interestingly.
one for yadi2
one for CodyG
adieu to dero
calming down the masses
a simpler time
we miss rick (but not really)
scotty the hottie
FREESE
man stew
booooooog
i guess “todd” is easy to rhyme with.
hooray for baseball!
JAIME GARCIA
who’s allen craig?
bat gagnozzi
boog gets more than one
pornstache
carlos zambrano goes to seattle, gets lost in cubs bullpen
jimmy baseball, critiqued.
pepsi/coke, safeway cola/ebola
and finally…the only one with swearing!
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
by IHeartBoog on Apr 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
[applause!]
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
ok gdm... now you can tag this post "limericks" so we'll never lose it again.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
how do i do that again?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
click edit
and type “limericks” or… whatever, like “IHB limericks”
in the first tag slot
(if you want, you can also add it to your title, like “w/ Limericks”)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
done & done
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
excellent
will note for the glossary
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
thought it was glossery?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
if you are doing the glossary, then you are free to clutter your own search screen.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
(i'm only hurting myself, cardball.)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
don't do it!
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
do i get to be in the glossary?!?!1
a life long dream realized.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
so is getting the next one done. it's a lifelong dream of mine.
every time I get a chunk of time (and it needs chunks), sbn either slows to a crawl or the cards go 20 innings
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
This should really be a Fanshot,
for retrieval purposes.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
nah, we're in a fanshot
make gdm do the work
tags are easier to retrieve (if sbn cooperates), and they are there in perpetuity. fanshots fall off the page.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
okay good because i was like
NOOOOOOoooooo
that was a lot of work for my sad little laptop
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
= is possibly not making sense, as just used "in perpetuity"
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I note that the
“boooooog” one has 22 recs, compared to only 21 for Marquis. Not sure if it’s received more recs tonight, to push it over the hump.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 30, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I feel just awful, but I can't deny it.
I laughed when the headline, “Man Stabs 29 Children at Kindergarten in China,” came up on my news feed a moment ago. Does that make me as bad a person as I suspect it does?
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
you're in a safe place among friends red
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
Yes.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
well, when you think about it
chances are with one guy, the kids had to watch.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hmm
true, but I’m still not sure it makes RB a bad person for laughing at the headline. Of course, reading the story is a different matter.
by LandSickness on Apr 30, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
How is that funny?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Also
I don’t necessarily mean it makes you a bad person, that was a little facetious, but dark and twisted? Maybe.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
i wouldn't say red is dark & twisted
more like misunderstood & haunted
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
i found out the hard way
some people immediately picture things from meager descriptions
like, visceral, physical reactions
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
My first reaction is to cry.
I don’t understand how you could laugh. It’s not like it’s worded funny. I have laughed at headlines about awful things when they were worded funny.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Even though I knew it was fake
One of the hardest things I’ve ever laughed at was picturing this
Also, on the subject of things that made me laugh until I cried, everyone needs to read this
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by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Lou Gehrig is smiling because
He got daily rim jobs from the girls at Scores.
Hooooooooly shit, I lost it there.
Laughing uncontrollably in a room full of people.
All-time.
what I want to know
is how the hell that paper got a D-. What would the guy have to do to get an F?
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
I don't disagree that it is a terrible, horrible thing
It’s probably a defense mechanism or acclimation to the numbing of “human” sensibilities about the way media exhibits extreme violence as banal or everyday. If you can laugh at it, it won’t affect you in the same way as if you thing about the real death toll of such an event.
by LandSickness on Apr 30, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
See above.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Also there's a difference between a shocked laugh and a LAUGH.
I read RB’s post as meaning LAUGH. And that doesn’t even register to me.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
It's tough to explain
if it’s something you haven’t experienced
by LandSickness on Apr 30, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions
it's easy to explain
he’s a sick fucker. (just trying to defend him since he’s not here to defend himself – not taking sides)
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
No I've laughed at terrible things before.
But it was different. I wouldn’t have felt bad about it because it was kind of hollow and not really a laugh but more like a reaction of disbelief. However someone killing kids is unfortunately not something I disbelieve anymore and it just makes me sad.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Don't feel bad for laughing at it
Azru needs a towel
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by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
there's (redacted) fluid everywhere!
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by gdm426 on Apr 30, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
pitching matchups vs. reds:
cueto-penny
bailey-lohse
harang-carp
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
huh?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
... profit?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 30, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes if,
profit = inning eating fifth starter
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 30, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
i don't know which mistake they made here
but this is from the mothership writeup on the matchups (about lohse):
He’s had great success at home as a Cardinal, and he’s pitched well against the Astros, so this should be a good matchup for the veteran right-hander. Lohse has a 2.95 ERA in 13 career appearances (12 starts) against Houston.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Ha, how embarassing
he actually has a 2.93 ERA in his 12 starts against the Houston Reds!
Chris Carpenter doesn't give a fuck about your fantasy team.
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 30, 2010 6:56 AM EDT up reply actions
anyone watching the NBA playoffs?
portland’s cut the lead to 74-71
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
i'm just hoping for a game 7
because any game 7 is awesome
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
not in the nba
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
The Blazers have a history of unfortunate game 7s in the NBA
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by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
i used to like ptown
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
damn lakers
blazers and kings could have easily stopped a couple of those titles
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Damn refs
more like it
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by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
roy is really good
but he just had knee surgery less than 2 weeks ago, so he’s playing on one leg.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Sigh...
Huge Blazer fan here. I’m sad but I’ve accepted that this just isn’t Portland’s year.
That being said, Portland is the best basketball town imaginable. It’s like St. Louis is for baseball. Everyone’s into it, everyone loves the players, the city pretty much shuts down during games and every game is a sellout.
Now that we’re out I don’t know who to root for, other than Milwaukee.
Fuck the Lakers. And the Cavs. Fuck them both.
by mattisnotfrench on Apr 30, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions
i still have my jazz and spurs
although i’m just hoping the jazz can bounce denver. if they had okur and kirilenko i’d give them a real chance to do something. skiles is my next favorite coach, after sloan and popovich, so i will root for the bucks – hey, bogut is at least back.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I can't decide
If I want LeBron to never win a title and be the biggest choker ever or win a whole bunch of them and possibly be the best player ever.
Not afraid to nitpick
Yeah he can't be in Peyton Manning limbo
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by jd is legend on Apr 30, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
two different things i think
manning is probably the best qb ever lived, whereas lebron really has to win rings. he has much more opportunity to impact the game than manning.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
watching Colby make skidmarks in the grass
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
just for y'all
—
meanwhile, Manzella pulls a Boog
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
has twitter been funky all day for anyone else?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
the whole internet has been funky for me.
i was really worried earlier when google wouldn’t work. i tried using Yahoo! and it was really, really bad.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
i'm still waiting for everyone's personal information
CG said the aliens did it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yahoo was funky for me too
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
brewers lose 9-0 to pads
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
interesting....
so if Cinci sweeps us, we might have ourselves a race
/slaps self.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I'm not sure slapping yourself is enough punishment for that thought.
by peach concrete on Apr 30, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
is spants around?
i think she can take care of this.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
I don't think so, but perhaps we can channel her...
STAB!
by peach concrete on Apr 30, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
the last time i tried to channel her
i fear i’ve said too much
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
I am so sick of having to watch...
a 15 or 30 second commercial before every single highlight clip on mlb.com.
It’s absurd.
the five second highlights are my faaaaavorite
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Well yeah...
But it’s still ridiculous.
You watch a 22-minute episode of something on Hulu and you typically only get 45 seconds of commercials.
But to watch a 35-second clip of a David Freese home run, I have to watch the same 30-second deoderant commercial for the umpteenth time.
gdm, i think your thread is officially a success.
congrats! we broke the spell!
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
it's all you baby, it's all you
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
I had a couple of psychology and philosophy classes and have worked retail before
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I've read some Freud, read some Jung
liked Jung better
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Jung is probably more sane than Freud also
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions
my intro to psychology teacher was crazy
he thought that listening to a lot of rock music ruptured the corpus callosum. retarded.
although, this is interesting: “The front portion of the corpus callosum has been reported to be significantly larger in musicians than non-musicians”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpus_callosum
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
god I hope I have a huge Corpus Callosum
otherwise I have been kidding myself for a little too long
by LandSickness on Apr 30, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
fang will be shortly
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
i didn't know he was a shrink
explains a lot, though.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
no, he might work at best buy
andi’s VEB’s resident head shrinker
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
He just applied.
Doesn’t mean he got the job.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
unlike his old man he's a shoe in
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
thankfully he takes after his momma
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
I don't know he applied pretty late.
Summer jobs are probably pretty close to filled by now.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
shoo
sorry, had to do it
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i've see it both ways
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
by gdm426 on Apr 30, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the right way and the wrong way?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
wrong is only a word
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
by gdm426 on Apr 30, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i think the front page is wrong
how does jair jurrgens get the loss when he gave up 3 and they scored 4?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
the W L stat is a mystery
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
let's just give freeze the win
and colby can have a save. who cares who gets the loss, right – it wasn’t us.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
freese's 6 rbis were quite nice
nice diving save by colby
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Chitown, I recall a few days ago you said something like
Freese is very unclutch. Now would you kindly apologize to Mr. Freese?
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
this would be a different comment if it were from prophetjohn
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
because then I would have Motte's crazy face staring at me instead of a rather benign looking tiger
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions
no...
but you could search for my screenname in pj’s comments….
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
nah
going to go to bed instead
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Didn't someone compare Motte with
Hannibal Lecter? Or did I dream that?
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
there were actually two hannibal lecter quote threads in as many days.
one of them was MooCow’s.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
MooCow is crazy
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
I apologize freeser
granted, it was a small sample size.
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
it was -.36
I wonder how much he will gain
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 30, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions
seems right to me
A losing pitcher is a pitcher who is responsible for the run that gives the winning team a lead that the winning team does not relinquish.
src: MLB scorer
That's not how it works.
He left the game with the Braves trailing, and they failed to tie or take the lead after that. Thus, he is the pitcher of record on the losing side regardless of how many runs his team scored.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Apr 30, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, i read d-dee's link
funny, i would have sworn otherwise, but i’ve never been real good with the rules, especially official-scoring rules.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Officially
(not that anyone cares by now) he does get the loss because the Braves never tied or took the lead.
by ArkansasTravs on Apr 30, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
ha ha.
wwl mocks the bait-and-switch at wrigley for a dbacks HR. then the lame throw:
“that just speaks for itself”
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i saw the highlights for that & the Cards game around 5pm on wwlnews
but the nephews where here so i couldn’t hear what they were saying
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
it's lame to throw the ball back
even more lame to throw a fake (i wish a player would pick it up, look at it, and signal for the real ball, offer a swap)
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
how did I miss this?
WWL had a slow-motion shot of that last catch of colby’s with skip’s socks in the foreground. grit flyin’ and everything. that was kind of cool, graphically.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
we apparently have four aces, now.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
freeze it? really? lame
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
So did anyone here pick up any of those $1 Big Mac Land tickets?
Because I’m going to a few of those games alone. Wondering if there will be any VEB’ers there.
a decent amount are alone
May 18th, May 19th, June 1st, June 14th, July 22nd, August 3rd, and there are a few more games up in BML that I have multiple tickets to. Going to any of those?
by LandSickness on Apr 30, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions
i got actual seats around all those dates
but if i can get my hands on a big mac land ticket on those days, i might join you
can’t see too many games
will check my calendar
yeah well i got them all through ticketfest
so you can get ’em cheap.
will have to take advantage of the 550 club quite a bit too
by LandSickness on Apr 30, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I did. Ill be there May 17th and 18th
as well as September 28.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
there on the 17th also
going to 17th through 20th actually, as a kind of coming home gift to myself
by LandSickness on Apr 30, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions
right next to big mac land on the 17th
pavilion reserved 18th.
"So do you like 'Little Women'?"
"Yeah, I'm not too picky. Ya' know."
Infield terrace reserved on the 17th and 20th
BML on 18th and 19th
by LandSickness on Apr 30, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
all the games i'm going to you're pretty much going to be there
at least, that’s how i read it.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 30, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Fun with SSS: Cards OF v. Dodgers OF in WAR
(thinking about the preseason debate about who had the better OF)
Rasmus: 1.4
Holliday: .5
Luddy: .7
TOTAL: 2.6
Ethier: .7
Kemp: .2
Manny: .7
TOTAL: 1.6
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
'Tis sad very sad, the Dodgers are imploding
Apparently the war of the roses among the homers has infected the front office and club house.
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
kemp had a rough defensive night
you a suns fan, IHB?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yeah unless they are playing the blazers
so for the rest of the playoffs, yes.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
it will be a battle
but i think the spurs take down the suns again. i’m a jazz and spurs fan.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
not at all
always been a jazz first, spurs second guy, because of their coaches (sloan was there first, so they’re one, and then popovich showed up – so it’s sorta chronologically-based order) but the jazz used to be in new orleans, so there’s that.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Ugh... Just got back from practice and don't really feel like going out
Sooooo what’s up?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
if you're still in LA, go out dude
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine
I know where I’m not wanted :)
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
if i was a young guy in LA, i wouldn't be on a baseball blog at 11pm.
just sayin you’re only young once, you’re in the city of Angels. so please, live it up
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
Hey Cardball
Apparently there is a gag-inducing smell wafting over New Orleans right now
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20100429/ts_ynews/ynews_ts1872
You smell it?
no
and that’s the first i heard of it.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
he who smelt it dealt it
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
the lawyer in the CBD said it smelled like bus exhaust
umm, yeah, maybe it was.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."



















