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Game 21 Open Thread -- El Bravos at Cardinals, 28th April 2010

Atlanta Braves at St. Louis Cardinals, Apr 28, 2010 8:15 PM EDT


 

 Kenshin_small_medium                     vs                      Eeerik_estrada_medium
Kenshin Kawakami                                                                          Jaime Garcia  
        Samurai powers                                                                       Swarthy Latin charm  




Jesse Jackson says
The Lou is Jaime Town, but
We like it this way

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that anime picture reminds me of something i'd rather not think about.

go JAIME GARCIA! will be nice to see how the cards do against a team that was supposed to be good this year.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Miss Kaoru?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont know what either of these things are.

rb might.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't think you were

i was thinking more of some night, somewhere, and IHB…you brought this on yourself.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

the booze is at total fault

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

mini-bar?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

the bottle of sake

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

my ultimate downfall

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe you should invest in

a bunch of shooters

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the heck

IS this?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 28, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

this???

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 28, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

no idea

but i might watch the rest of that later.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is amazing.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take Swarthy Latin Charm over Samurai Powers any day.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Lineup

Schumaker 2b

Ludwick rf

Pujols 1b

Holliday lf

Rasmus cf

Molina c

Freese 3b

Garcia p

Ryan ss

by OCCardsFan on Apr 28, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

If you've read this far,

and haven’t rec’d the post, you’re doing it wrong.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Do we start calling Jaime

Ponch now?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

and in news that surprises nobody

Aubrey Huff is back at the Mendoza

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

rough game for you guys

without the hilarity of 20 to ease the pain. kris benson?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

you must be talkin'

that 0-6, 11-6, 11-12 loss by the Rockheads.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 28, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gah we did what we could but sending two starters to the DL

in the same week means pitching is going to suffer, on the bright side that only drops us to .500

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hope you know i'm not attempting to rub something in

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should be a nice chance to see Esmil Rodgers, and Chachin pitch

so that isn’t all bad. Besides it is may and Tulo is way above the mendoza and the rocks are in the hunt

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah we don't have the expectations of

you multiple WS winners

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

/smug alert

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tulo had never hit better than

.244 in April before so .320 is a big improvement

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he's one of my favorite players

i took him over hanley and got beat-up pretty good. but you have denied my proposed holliday for tulo deal, so i will just have to admire him from afar.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little graph for you

to look at

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

the rockies.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know the fact that we were down 6 before we had an out

means we had no biz being in thatgame

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dig

your signature.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 28, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog and Bombs Show begins.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

was that colby?!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

"What happened here was a tragedy of sorts...

We lost our ball.
I’m not really happy right now."
- Brendan Ryan, everyone.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't. I can't even transcribe this. this is killing me.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they said it is

though I can’t imagine that the Jim Rome watching is on

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't earlier.

But they may add it after tonight.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yesssss

YESSSSSSS

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is this what they're showing?

If so, I saw that. I particularly the parts when they’re driving and Joe keeps looking at the camera and Boog screams and then they both scream… hilarious.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't checked, but it's new

some of that footage is from yesterday

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excitement for when I go home!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

best thing I've watched in a LONG time

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry, I'm sorry man. someone else will have to do this.

tears, tears down my face.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tears of sadness

or hilarity?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 28, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

some of column A, lots of column B

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're like these dudes I knew down the hall in my freshman dorm

except they’re professional baseball players, hahaha.

big props to d-dee for capturing the Jim Rome screencap before the fact. of course it was their big plan. of course it was.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is not online

the behind the scenes jim rome stuff.

i haz a sad.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gotta dig out the screencap

basically they sent Joe out to get on tv, then filmed the live tv as he “streaked” behind Adam.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i saw that.

i mean, i saw adam’s interview and joe in the background

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

they show sending Joe out the door

then they film the tv
then they filmed Rome saying it distracted him, and they all cracked up

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn i bet that was hilarious

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

er. you're aware of the man thong, right?

I feel weird asking these things.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

no. i am aware, but have never seen it

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you did, you'd tell us all about it...?

(and yet I have no problem asking these questions. what is wrong with me. don’t answer that.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is d-dee's

i’m taking it for the good of VEB

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is it

that a game in the Lou on a Wednesday night is the latest game start of the day?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 28, 2010 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

noticed that too

also, who is hughes on minny? homers on his first big-league ab, off scherzer. is he 25th man? fan in detroit throws it back on field, magglio tosses it to minny dugout – these guys know.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

luke hughes, fringe utility outfielder

might be the first aussie hr in the big leagues, tho!

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're showing lots of Cards lefties.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

(weeps)

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

imagine the break he could get on it from centerfield

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zing!

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 28, 2010 8:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

hehe

showed a fan doing the pop up challenge

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

BP?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh that makes sense

i thought that at first, but then dismissed it, because i was thinking in pacific time

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

you make no sense.

/kidding around, but not joking

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was thinking that batting practice doesnt happen at 5, it happens at like 3

but it does happen at 5 o’clock STL time. see?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean in the desert they hit at 3?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i mean that when the cardinals are having batting practice, it's 3:00pm here

but also, yes, kind of. d’backs games start 35 minutes earlier. so BP is usually around 3:30 or 4.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

admit it

you are time-zone challenged.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's ok

all mini-bars look the same – never know where the fuck you are.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

not nearly as cool as doing it durring a game.

soon they are going to have put a scree on that.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't he do that before? during BP?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

did he?

I thought it was during a game. But there have been many, many of beers between then and now.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

apu knocked the I out

wasn’t aware of any others

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

that’s what I meant. I thought Yadi2Second was saying that Albert knocked out the I during batting practice.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, Holliday knocked something out last year. or nearly.

but it was last year, so I don’t recall it clearly.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

See my avatar

Albert’s wrath>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

that will motivate albert

look for big things tonite.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doing a little onfield

celebration thingie right now for Bobby Cox.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

CCDGAFABC

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

he should take him down a la pedro and zimmer.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

At The Game(According to gameday?)

I GET TO SEE LEFT HANDED ERIK ESTRADA PITCH IN PERSON!!!!!!
(I may or may not be like CJ Beatty excited about it)

PS Fredbird is teaching some kids to dance right in front of my section and they will NOT brag about this later in life, all of thier moms are taking pictures

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 28, 2010 8:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

how big is that hotdog of Fredbird's?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

and does anyone think it's a bad idea to give Fredbird a hotdog shooter?

that lion of the Royals got sued for injuring someone with one

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that one at the K

is super powered. I saw a hotdog get shot over the top of the stadium and onto the roof. They definitely need to turn down the governor on that thing.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn.

I was nowhere near the lion’s shooter. judging distances ain’t my thing

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

sort of related

I once caught a t shirt shot out of the cannon at the K.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I once kicked

a baby dog with Brad Thompson

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also were honoring Bobby Cox

It’s classy and I like it

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 28, 2010 8:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

i like bobby (haha - almost went last name)

like earl weaver.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

I’m sad that he’s retiring. I’ve followed baseball my whole life and I’m not used to a world without Bobby Cox as manager.

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 28, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess i'm the only one who is annoyed and just wants to see baseball

he is a great manager, though. one of the best for sure.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's gonna be wierd

I wonder if he gets ejected his last game, it’s the only way for him to go. Either way fantastic manager, sad to see him go

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 28, 2010 8:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Smoltz interviewing Albert

Albert: “My dad always said it’s easy to make the big leagues, but it’s hard to stay.”

It’s ridiculous that it’s easy for him to make the big leagues.

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah it took him what,

A year?

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 28, 2010 8:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

heh

rec’d

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

did want him to face the rookie lefthander

imagine all the press if our rookie made their rookie look bad.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever the fuck he wants

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

D'oh

I has a stupid

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's okay

I don’t think anyone noticed his rookie season. Maybe he still has a shot at ROY?

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

they knew this last nite at chop talk

think it’s his first night off. not really jaime, just a good time.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

sshhhh

I’m making stuff up for a reason and i’d really appreciate it for you would stop calling me out with “Facts”

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

the baseball of Matt's is still in the "C"

what does McGwire think about them knocking around his land, I wonder

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

they never did give Albert a cheeseburger, though. bastards.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't a guy get a free cheeseburger?!

he’ll never re-sign with us now

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's quoted as wondering where his cheeseburger is, though.

he could have given it to the needy

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone wth a Mac will understand this.

I am watching the Cardinals an Indians games simultaneously by hitting the button that makes everything show up on the screen at once since I can’t make Boxee smaller. It’s awesome.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Well it's not his birthday anymore so...

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm actually really excited.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can make boxee smaller, you know

not sure if this is what you’re talking about, but you can switch the screen resolution in the settings

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but I can't make it small enough.

It’s in window form but that’s still too big.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's called Exposé by the way

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

COLBY CALLED FOR A BALL!

I can’t handle this.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

you saw his lips move and everything.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

score runs plz

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

jack in the box mini churros=WIN

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I would never get a churro from Jack in the Box

Here, though, we have this little Mexican place that has $1 full sized churros

Mmmmmmmmm

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're tacos are amazing!

not mexican, but amazing!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No... They're awful. Cheap as shit, but awful

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

first time i've seen someone take more effort to misspell

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

dang

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

its like a little mini soft gooey cake jizz flavor explosion with the mini churros

so wonderful

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

only in the way

that I wouldn’t be able to watch baseball while mudding.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok...

i give. what the hell are you guys talking about with the Acronyms?

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp doesn't give a fuck about

your new office.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

are they acronyms?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp Probably Does Give A Fuck About Your New Office

he’s a fan of mud done right

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 28, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

rec

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

and...?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds hot

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's KEN shin, Dan.

not KEEN shin.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

SKIP HAS THE SOCKS

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

AND A HIT!

I like this game already.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

And they work

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

high sawx powah!

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Shannon

“They’re facing Kenshin………….tonight.”

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schumaker wearing stirrups!

/swoon

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

A good start!

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah albert, do yo thang

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

quack, quack, quack

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

SCHU IS WEARING HIGH SOCKS!!!

i need a towel.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm grabbing a stack.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

......go on..........

/entirely inappropriate, a thousand apologies

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

um...

to PAs and 2 pitches thrown.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I can just see Brad Penny giving Skip the hard sell, and Brendan Ryan talking his ear off

it’s the socks, you’ve got to try the socks

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

see a couple of threads up

there’s something to it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

RIBBEH!!!

or not…

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

or so!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

McClouth only made 1 error last year

He MUST be a good fielder!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a little better than cabrera

what a godawful outfield

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He won a GG too!

He must be dynamite!

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Apr 28, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kenshin's life flashed before his eyes

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

i like those liners back up the middle

but Albert is going to take someones head off this year

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 28, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

thats Mac's hitting philosophy

…well, putting it through the pitcher’s chest, anyway

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

base hits!

When are we going to start hearing about how “the Cardinals are starting to learn how to score without the HR..” from the bobbleheads?

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Leave the ball up there

at least till Pujols knocks the entire sign down

by zboever on Apr 28, 2010 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

cackling

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Kenshin told to take his band-aid off.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Missed location...

but still couldn’t drive it…

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

he needs some higher socks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves FAIL

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

The funny thing is there's no open comment thread for today's game at the talking chop

i wonder if there will be one tomorrow should the lose

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

the season is over

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems i'm late to this party

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

been reading over there

there’s even a call for two game threads – one positive, one negative

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that can't work

how about one that’s sarcastic and one that’s deadly earnest?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

heheheheh

that’s pretty funny

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN txt update on last Albert's RBI

A Pujols singled to center, S Schumaker scored, R Ludwick to second, R Ludwick to third.
Lolz

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahahhaha

…wick.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

That's you get the run in, Colby!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, when are the umps gonna get the memo

that Colby is a supastar and should get more favorable calls.

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby even said something.

his lips moved and everything.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

no shit

kid’s got an eye, and they keep calling that shit – eventually he’ll earn the call, i hope.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wild Pitch -wick!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

kawakami's getting no help

i feel for him

kinda

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

made him rip his bandaid off, even.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why didn't that count as a dropped third strike?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

1st base occupied i think

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah yes, i forgot

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i did not know this rule

was wondering the same thing. makes sense.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Apr 28, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

So um...

Kawakamis still has only thrown 13 Pitches. Lets get this up a bit.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

E3

this is really helping with the aftertaste.

by CircumSwoop on Apr 28, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Being an ump can be a sexy job...

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Apr 28, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

last night's home plate ump is 38, IIRC

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did they throw out Colby at first?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

strikeout of Colby got away, Ludwick ran home.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

got it

I was thinking dropped third strike, but forgot about the runner on first

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

2nd strike

was pretty dubious though

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

worked out tho

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing

Why didn’t he make it to first on the swinging-strikeout-wild-pitch?

On TV, he was running slow (to try to draw the run and assure Lud made it home, I guess), but he still should’ve made it.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 28, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roger wilco.

Glad that Colby, Dave McKay, and everyone on the bench knows more about baseball than I do.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 28, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow.....that's really a thing with me......

I’m even sober.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

you gonna fix that?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Already on it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

good work

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

The MLBN guys just took 5 minutes to figure it all out too.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

haha. wtf is that?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

felipe says he's not allowed to throw for two weeks.............

first mention of Miles, drink!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Why does it say two outs?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

there's two outs

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed something...

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

holliday pop out

colby strike out (wild pitch, but 1st base was occupied so he cant advance)

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, right

/rulesfail

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

hollidaisy and colby

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because

Holliday popped out and Colby struck out

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because two of our hitters failed to reach base.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

because we gotta play by the rules today

bastard coated bastards

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 28, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yadi's rippin'.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Uadi and Colby were like 2/3 of Kawakami's pitchcount

Everything except Alberts single was Really lucky there

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 28, 2010 8:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

i did not expect that much excitement out of the last fifty minutes.

need some eats…. hmm, I think I have bacon, still.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Uadi and Colby were like 2/3 of Kawakami's pitchcount

Everything except Alberts single was Really lucky there

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 28, 2010 8:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Uadi

Yadi’s Arabic half-brother

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

hehe

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nexdef'd myself

*Yadi

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 28, 2010 8:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Adam playfully strangles Nick Stavinoha.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Wainwright is a hug-fiend, y'all.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

So cute.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not playing

/miles conspiracy

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the heck was that time-out by the ump?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

had to push back dinner reservation

bottom of the 1st took longer than scheduled

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're trying to induce a bat-slam, duh.

they know what the St. Louis fans want!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sit down Santa!

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

K

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice bonus

. . . to pull up the game late and see we’re up two .

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

you missed the good parts.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am optimistic

there are more good parts to come

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

thankfully you can scroll up.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good morning good afternoon good night

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

it broke away

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

somehow

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who cares?!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

CDGAFTJGCBLT

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taking a guess

Chris doesn’t give a fuck that Jaime Garcia BLT?

by zboever on Apr 28, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need a BLT

hungry

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 28, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Curve Breaks Like That

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp doesn't give a fuck that Jaime Garcia's curve breaks like that

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

there it is

these acronyms are a pain in the ass, ive noticed
possibly the most confusing meme weve had

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i created that one tho!

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

memesplanation

It is a portmanteau of “nobody cares about your fantasy team” which emerged as an acronym (NCAYFT) about a week before Chris Carpenter screamed at Edwin Jackson that he didn’t give a fuck. hence CDGAF + AYFT. FT has been replaced with just about anything about which one does not give a fuck.

my projection is that frequency of use will render it about as readable as the twss variants (e.g. TWJSWICE and TWTLRTABOAK — which are identifiable from the persons’ initials).

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

put that in the glossary, yadi2 you slacker.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

glossery?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're allowed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

...curve breaks like that

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I DO!

That pitch made me go get a towel

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 28, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just get a stack like I did.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

only if you don't tip it

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sientate!

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

that hook looked screwballesque

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

ah man

there goes our perfect game.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is everyone so excited?

This Garcia kid is doing it all wrong. Getting strikeouts and whatnot. He’s supposed to be pitching to contact! Come on people.

by Pujols Is A God on Apr 28, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

not sure he has his best stuff though

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't it ironic?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

dontcha think?

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, those 1990s. don't ever change.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did VEB just go VH1?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame the mix tape.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

An English teacher told me the same thing

I never really understood, though…. how are they not ironic?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

she's got 10,000 spoons

but all she needs is a knife. That’s not irony, its just stupidity. Why would you buy 10,000 spoons and not a single knife. How are you gonna wash all those spins, except in like dozens of loads, but that’s just gonna use up all your detergent. It doesn’t make sense, man!

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you're at a taco bell and you need to stab somebody, DUH.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rain on your wedding day:

First of all this is supposedly good luck. Second, this is only irony if you live in Seattle but had your wedding in Arizona so it wouldn’t rain but it rained in Arizona and not Seattle on your wedding day.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

irony

is when the actually meaning is the opposite of the literal meaning.

according to reality bites :D

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

"those things aren't ironic, they're unfortunate."

LINK

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, dummy

its Pujols is a supergod

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Pujols personally tells me it's in poor taste,

you best believe I’ll change it. Until then, I think it fits just fine.

by Pujols Is A God on Apr 28, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have a problem with it.

Just sayin’

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmmm, Boog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

o jesus, Al talking about how modern pitchers can't put up as many innings

I smell a “back in my day rant” coming up. CUT THE MIC! CUT THE MIC!

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

back in my day

when you had to cut a mic you actually had the cut the cable to the mic. None of this throwing a switch crap.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My sense of humor

Approves this message

The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 28, 2010 8:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

1 pitch outs = good

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Strike outs are fascist

Thanks for leaving one for the defense, Jamie

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

dinger?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

next time

but freeze should bat ahead of yadi, imo. i guess eventually…

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finally saw the Motte play in the 8th last night . . .

unfortunately, the clip cut away before I could see/hear “Fuck yeah!”

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

no, it's there. all he does his yell "FUCK!"

it’s when he bends over and screams at the ground and then the sky.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the echo.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he was pissed

that he didn’t field it properly the first time more than glad he made the play

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh huh

he was pissed that he didn’t get the double play

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 28, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a release. he needed a towel.

they threw him the baseball instead.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

disagree

think it was more of a “fuck yeah, i’m a badass”

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

what? no

his glove knows he’s a badass. his glove has not yet told Motte.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

but motte told his glove

he’s not waiting around to be told

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was an amazing play

i thought he had zero chance of recovering

also can someone tell me how cabrera for vasquez trade happened…that doesnt even seem close to fair for atl

by guillermozeliak on Apr 28, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

dumped the salary of vasquez

cabrera sucks – not interested in him. wanted a prospect they got. now calling for a lowe for vasquez deal…funnily enough, could happen. vasquez never been good under pressure, and in ny every inning is pressure. he is of course better than lowe, on the face of it, but lowe probably better for ny, and vasquez better for atlanta – ny wouldn’t take lowe in the original deal because of the contract.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

i knew cabrera was young and vasquez was 35 but other than that i couldnt understand…i guess money is always king

by guillermozeliak on Apr 28, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question of the night...

Who’s first to break the Mendoza line: Jaime or Boog?

by Pujols Is A God on Apr 28, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Correct answer:

They both will beat Nate McLouth

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitch f/x can pick up on a forkball?

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Not following on gameday

but they improved the classifier to more heavily weight pitches known to be in the hurler’s repertoire.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 28, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

cool

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's pitch f/x?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that thing involved brad penny posts

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

involving*

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like there are TWO BRENDAN RYANS.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

well, I'm going on a beer run

mmmm…tax rebate beer. Drinking your savings, yum.

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Samurai Pitcher

starring John Belushi?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

it'd have to be jim.

and to be honest, no one wants jim.

"These go to eleven."

by MR_PC on Apr 28, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a non game related topic

My phone just committed suicide on me. And this is the 3rd replacement phone!!! Ugh, does anyone have an old Verizon phone I could borrow for a day or two?

This is almost as frustrating as watching Brendan Ryan take a called 3rd strike.

Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.

by mtzxc on Apr 28, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Hari Kari?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harakiri

you’re thinking of that announcer

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the old Phillies guy...

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

seppuku?

/samurai theme

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

calling out Boog

is not a way to curry favor around here

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not until you learn to love Boog.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

My friend's Verizon did the same thing recently . . .

and my spare phone went to him. If you can wait a few days, ebay is a cheap way to get a phone to carry you until your contract expires and you can start fresh

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

What kind of phone died on you?

You know, as a public service to those who use Verizon.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I love Jaime

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

good inning

made up for all of those Ks in the last inning.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Fast Eddie is a ginger

GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Red Schoendienst is a ginger.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just tuning in...

Skip in tall socks = YES YES YES

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish more players would wear them.

I know Yadi has worn them in the past and I think Rasmus and Freese would look sharp in the old fashioned striped socks too.

Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.

by mtzxc on Apr 28, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

all they have to do is wear these pants

the socks are there underneath

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would love to see the whole team do it

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they required to wear the stirrups?

I don’t think they all have them underneath.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

supposed to

don’t think they’ll do a “cup check”, but it is required to be in uniform

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want to see albert change to the short pants

so we can see the stripes – then everyone would.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

imagine what they'd find when they shake down Brendan.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta try something when you are SLUMPING all over the place

hendrick was the first to bury the stirrups?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

long (but not lingering) close-up of Skip from toe to head

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

its the socks!

he’s a brand new player

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

having major MLB.com fail tonight...

Can’t get a video feed at all.. Second night in a row…
Thank god for the KTRS option…

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Apr 28, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Same fail mode for both my Mac Computers

last generation and current generation…
upset with these people…

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Apr 28, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip a hit and a walk?

it’s like he is a lead off man or something.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

public service to VEB:

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

yikes, I can't read numbers. oh well, at least it's only 120K.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor mobile VEBers.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yah, I'm sorry. I transposed some numbers when I read the dimensions.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Towel happens.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

lost some beer there

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird again

I’m showing 29K

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm showing 121.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never mind....I'm an *

and haven’t been reading this right. I was looking at page info. Every damn time.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ow

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

onfirewick

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

ludwick

just loaded the bases for Holliday.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

RFL!!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwick is insane-awesome.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Legoslam plz

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we start a petition

to have the entire team wear stirrups???

Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.

by mtzxc on Apr 28, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go for it. I will sign it.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, new FanPost will be up here in a little bit.

Please feel free to sign once I get it up.

Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.

by mtzxc on Apr 28, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walking Pujols?

LOL wut

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude

I fucking love this team so goddamn much with the Albert and the Hitwick and the high socks and Boogness and Zordon and the Crazy Applesauce and the ZOMG ZOMG I JUST USED ALL OF THOSE TOWELS YADI2 POSTED ABOVE

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

throw them in the laundry ya freak.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

might need

wet wipes too

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

holliday slam ONE TIME PLZ

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Matt

You can shake out of your funk in style here . . .

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

remember that one time

when we almost traded Ludwick for Holliday?

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Ross sucks

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOO

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

HEADFIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

in slooooooo moooootion

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

guys in the truck know what we like

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

'nother

freebie

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Now IBB

to Holliday!

Hey, why not?

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 28, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

great talent

brain dead – drives braves fans crazy

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

hows that reverse jinx working TC?

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

failed to tag Albert?

….scared?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

er, threw to second

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ibb throw off his mechanics?

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Intentional walkapotomoose

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Walkapotamoose!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

IBB Colby

booos rain down.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

every pitcher we face

fears him more than holliday. the report is out………why?…….

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morning, good omen wild times in the Soi of Bangkok equate to wild pitches with Cards on third. . . .

Go get them, red birds – red shirts please hold your fire . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 28, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Get you skull bashed in

wandering around PatPong these days

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Patpong is in accessible. Barbed wire and military at each end of the Soi. . . Bad jazz. . . and no jizz

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 28, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

crowd roars for Yadi

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

they're excited to see him and everything.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon blue

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

not a strike

according to real life

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

been calling it though

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

not according to

Fox trac… now who to believe…

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

it wasn't a strike ATG

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

then I’ve pretty much lost all faith in the accuracy of GD..

the fox thing had it substantially outside

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

I don’t see that as a strike even ATG

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 28, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was not a strike.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

not ATmyG

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you on a phone?

The phone Gameday’s strike zone is pretty bad.

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope, compy

It’s clearly completely out of the “fluffy” zone

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit

I meant to ask gocards, not you.

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

laptop

and the pitch is on the low inside corner.

Sorry to stir everyone up.

by gocards62 on Apr 28, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's really weird

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I noticed that, too

Was thinking maybe the AtBat app uses some kind of closest-corner routine if a pitch out of the zone is called a strike so as to avoid a savvy manager pulling out his smartphone during an argument with an umpire.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 28, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a conspiracy

just thinking about product design in a way that wouldn’t piss off the bosses.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 28, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bollocks

I want in-game player tweets.

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised that

Manny hasn’t pioneered that field yet

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

from left field.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a strike

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi has words with the ump.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

That's not a tough pitch to take dan

shut up

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Yadi shrugging at the assy strike zone.

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

no, because it was the right time

too easy

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Booo

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Poop

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

poo

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

reminds me of the 06 WS

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's an omen!!

but since i said it is, it’s probably not

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ungood. . . . Getting the minimum from the maximum. . . Need Garcia to step up . . .

 . . . for about nine innings after depleting the pen. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 28, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I checked, I think someone took it.

IIRC

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sponsored by Luggage,

Thanks spants.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

SleepyCA

If you hover over Luggage it goes to his profile page.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al, stop saying Ankiel and Garcia in the same sentence, even if Jaime wins.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

when he got it, it was during an awkward moment with DeWitt.

badly covered.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only Ankiel

could pitch every 5th day and play the outfield the other four. He would make a lot of money.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

if only...

…forget it, just makes me miserable.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

odds that Ank takes the mound in KC this season

during a blowout, since no one will be there to see it?

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

0

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

the GOB take one back....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Jaime has an impeccably trimmed neckline

Always seems to have a well-trimmed goatee as well.

Consummate pro.

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

...he should help Albert?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES PLEASE

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks fresh

he should take dunc next time.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, I gotta step out and eat somethin'.

let me know when they stop talking about Ank.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

because...

Al is going to talk about something else entertaining?

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pertaining to Ank

William Faulkner: Man’s story can be told in eight words: He was born, he suffered and he died.

Ank’s story – 16 words: – He was born, he was signed, he was paid, and he was traded to Kansas City. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 28, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he wasn't traded.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

signed by

that works

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoever that man was

He never had his particular story told by Faulkner.

by BCinVA on Apr 28, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

From Kinght's Gambit. Man was Jackson Fentry. . . Great story and good movie with Robert Duval. It's on Youtube

Not sure if Ank is, however. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 28, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's this 85 mph pitch? A cutter? Sinker?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

it is nasty...

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jaime F. Garcia

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Garcia has all kinds of filth available to him

Trying to decide who he reminds me of other than Glavine..

Bud Smith maybe?

by boilertiger on Apr 28, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Wandy, maybe

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 28, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's my thought

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

Seems to throw a little harder and is a bigger guy. In addition, Wandy was 26 when he first made it to the majors and Jaime is only 23 right now.

by boilertiger on Apr 28, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Frees3!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

love those backrubs

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

what's good everyone

just got back from a long run, and missed the first hour or so. how’s hay-may looking?

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Playing cagy - waiting for wild pitch

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 28, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

click this

and then click 0 comments.

http://www.talkingchop.com/

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL us baseball fans are a superstitious bunch

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I thought the Eel was odd.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Also I thought we were weird. I think we may be the most sane blog here.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

But now that I think about it

Is silence really sillier than cheering for your ace to be sent to the bullpen?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was there cheering

for that move?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 28, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

one man stood alone

the fearless al yellon

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

You miss so much hilarity being out of the loop.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 28, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats awesome

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

The poor so and so's haven't

realized that the GOB’s are bastards..

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

2006 my friend...

didn’t we have like 3 huge losing streaks?

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

has anyone gone rogue

and put up a fanpost?

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terrible form by Jaime on the bunt

But gets the job done

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

mac is pissing me off

/wants boog fixed

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

that great and all

seems like he strikes out every other at bat though

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...

he has been called out on two balls this game. wtf?

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog is lucky Lopez is hurt.

Because he would not be our starting SS.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 28, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that his defensive skills more than make up for his hitting ability late in the line-up.

I am Iron Sam!
He has a strong mind,
He is totally not blind.
He can stand real tall,
When he's hit he knows to fall.

by StopSpe on Apr 28, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

but doesn’t mean he’s still be starting: TLR

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing Greene gets a start tomorrow

if we can manage this one.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 28, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I’d say it’s 99% likely.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 28, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan needs to leave the game after this inning

He needs to head down to the landing, and find himself the nastiest, ugliest, most unappealing girl he can and bust this slump.

by boilertiger on Apr 28, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

That could be dangerous

Suppose he tags an ugly chick and the next day goes cycle? You know how ballplayers are with superstition. He’ll become like the dude from Boogie Nights… hey, waitaminute…

by JWO on Apr 28, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

clap clap clapclapclap

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

flag'd

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's been practicing it

He wants to show the fans he can do it now

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

what was up with that

huge groan by the fans when that ball fell?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

radio

Mike said nothing of Colby almost catching it. he made it sound like he wasn’t anywhere close to it

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm really confused

LandSickness said almost a catch

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he should have run harder

he should be benched for not catching a ball hit in front of Lego

If I had a minute for every hour I wasted I would be doing fine, I would be rich in time - Jack Johnson

by Green Man! on Apr 28, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

hit all the way

If I had a minute for every hour I wasted I would be doing fine, I would be rich in time - Jack Johnson

by Green Man! on Apr 28, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Holliday = not smooth

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

oj simpson: not a jew

/weird random flashback nostalgia’d

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

he converted

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless he's from ethiopia

i would assume so, a la sammy davis jr.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Per Wikipedia

Carew has never formally converted to Judaism. However, he married a Jewish woman, Marilynn Levy,3 and his children were raised in the Jewish tradition. A chief source propagating the misconception that Carew converted to Judaism is the 1994 song, The Chanukah Song, written and performed by entertainer Adam Sandler, in which he lists famous Jews of the 20th century.

by BCinVA on Apr 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

fun fact

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i miss fun facts

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

no.....

I don’t think you really do.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Head is Legoman shaped

Limbs move is Legoman fashion

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy...

nice catch Molina

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Totally unrelated news

Minnesota is imploding as we speak. 11-6 Detroit, and the Tigers are bombing the crap out of them.

by JWO on Apr 28, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone mention brewers/bucs highlights

sick game… it looked like edmonds would have won the game if he slid through the catcher on the throw by lastings milledge ..hoffman= 4 blown

by guillermozeliak on Apr 28, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

instead he was out by a mile

and then got played in the field to “cost” the game

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

back from the beer run

Magic Hat Hefeweizen and Brooklyn Brewery Summer Ale.

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Did everyone hear about the changes made to the ASG?

-DH to be used at all ASGs
-Rosters expanded to 34
-One player will be eligible to return to game

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Suck it, Selig.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

fuck that

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

F that

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

usa today article
that mlb link was a blannk page for some unknonw reason

by guillermozeliak on Apr 28, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaime looks pretty good

But he sure does take a ton of pitches to take care of business.

by boilertiger on Apr 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

For now...

I can live with a guy who pitches a shutout through 5+ innings using 90 pitches.

by JWO on Apr 28, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's young.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 28, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

prado came into this series batting over .400

weve got him down to .358

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

easy

lets talk about it after this ab

If I had a minute for every hour I wasted I would be doing fine, I would be rich in time - Jack Johnson

by Green Man! on Apr 28, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

feel free to discuss now

If I had a minute for every hour I wasted I would be doing fine, I would be rich in time - Jack Johnson

by Green Man! on Apr 28, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

.354

we rulez!

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahaha

shot of Motte in the dugout. Head bobbing, more like shaking, foot convulsively tapping

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

they put crack in the gatorade out there

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's the rotation of the pen tonight? Gracia's pitch count adding up. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 28, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

don't worry

franklin available

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

SKOAR MOAR RUNZ!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't worry?

franklin available? I do not compute

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow wow wo

the Caps lost to the Habs. Ovechkin will have a huge gorilla on his back.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

I hate Ovie. Glad they lost.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a fireable offense probably

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there a better idiom than "to have a monkey on your back"

although I can’t fathom why it would be a bad thing. Having a monkey on your back sounds fun, why would want to get rid of it?

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

a monkey would be awesome

If I had a minute for every hour I wasted I would be doing fine, I would be rich in time - Jack Johnson

by Green Man! on Apr 28, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh. so. did. did someone punch Ludwick in the face?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

in the mouth

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't notice,

I’ll look his next AB

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

it looks like his lip's split

it doesn’t look like a sore.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf did he do to piss carp now?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You get one guess who

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by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday needs to stop trying to play balls off his crotch

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Apr 28, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

(obligatory dirty joke)

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I think that pitch hit the ump on the fly.

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

D.D.

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by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dee Dee is the nickname

I use it because even when I spell her name correctly, I think it’s wrong.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought her name was deidre

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to be confused with

daedra

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lego really needs a new walk-up song

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Creed - Higher

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh, no

Creed, Nickelback, Buck Cherry and Kid Rock not allowed

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 28, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

twitter

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about

finger eleven?!?!?!?!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i shamefully cheered for him based on the song when he PH'd

pre-GS

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

lego really needs to hit

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, that too

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 28, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Head by Timbaland.

The chorus goes:

Get your big head on the floor
(get your big head on the floor)
You ain’t ever seen me move like this
Get your big head on the floor
(get your big head on the floor)
You ain’t ever seen me groove like this
Get your big head on the floor
(get your big head on the floor)
You ain’t ever seen me move like this

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 28, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i vote yes

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering that we opened with three hits it's been awfully quiet unitl....

Albert’s double.
Now if only Holiday can come back from vacation…..

by Podlol on Apr 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

IBB to get to Rasmus

MAKE
THEM
PAY

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

WIN

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

IBB big head

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

They are now intentionally walking Holliday

To get to a guy they intentionally walked earlier.

wat

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

that is such a Cubs move

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Dusty Baker do it

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 28, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

colby getting respect after that last ibb
  1. was SO a strike

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Braves strategy FAIL

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by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

nice hit Corky!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

BAM! BAM!

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Col2By

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

weren't they just

IBB Colby to load the bases last inning… Didn’t think to do that this inning?

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Made them pay

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Apr 28, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Lefty on lefty violence

committed by Rasmus

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

IBB #4???

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Bobby really likes the IBB

If I had a minute for every hour I wasted I would be doing fine, I would be rich in time - Jack Johnson

by Green Man! on Apr 28, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

lol overmanagements

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

is there a better 23-yr old around?

not up on every team.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

GIVE US MORE BASERUNNERS

GIVE THEM TO US WE LOVE TO HAVE THEM THANKS

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

woooo

Cards’ OBP skyrocketing

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi draws IBB

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Apr 28, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously?

Stop padding our walk totals

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Apr 28, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be some double play

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

rubber sleeve

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog has the other half?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

On cold nights, he will wear a one sleeved shirt

but half shirt? you’re gonna have to ask his baby’s momma.

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

it doesn't say here Bob

If I had a minute for every hour I wasted I would be doing fine, I would be rich in time - Jack Johnson

by Green Man! on Apr 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

gidp

is not the way to get rid of the lobsters

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Apr 28, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

tasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Apr 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

crafty piece of hitting that

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

IBB

FAIL x2

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

play him at 3rd and move Chipper to 1st?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 28, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Cubs logic

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by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't throw

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trade him to the AL

where he belongs?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

in play, runs

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

They're going to have to go the other direction

And comment more than they’ve ever commented before.

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

funny!

that wuld just be terrible…first post goes like this: “ok …hmm…well, that didnt work”

by guillermozeliak on Apr 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

KThanks

This game just got serious

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

hell yeah

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Things just got SERIOUS

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Apr 28, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

our rookies are better than their rookie

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Shannon " it's going to score at least two"

I guess he forgot that human molasses in January was on first.

by Podlol on Apr 28, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Wheels Molina has 2 SB

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus facial expression looked like:

“Man, Bobby’s been doing some stupid shit this inning.”

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Safety squeeze.

We can squeeze if we want to…

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 28, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

i could go for another ibb

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

kamakazi

still winless

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Apr 28, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

he shoulda been bunting

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

TLR

sooooooooooooooooooooooper genius

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

we gotta get some Wile E. photoshop going.

I’m shocked it hasn’t happened yet. dang kids probably don’t remember.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

would've been a sac

no squeeze

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a guy and a girl.

I think he was rubbing her to get her warm.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 28, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY OH

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am with landsickness on this one

If I had a minute for every hour I wasted I would be doing fine, I would be rich in time - Jack Johnson

by Green Man! on Apr 28, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

With a 6 run lead I think TLR

should have tried the suicide squeeze to get practice for some time when we might really need it.

by Podlol on Apr 28, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

rarely see it with a lefty hitter

like never.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck to the Cardinals this year

It looks like my Braves are really in for a tough year.

And I know it goes without saying, but I hope everyday that Pujols shatters Barry Bonds HR record. I’d love to see that stupid ass grin off Barry’s big head.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 28, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   4 recs

heyo. we just washed some towels. want some?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't you dare pass out the used ones

we’re not that kind of board

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ll probably need a bunch to wipe the tears up tonight at Talking Chop after the game. 8 freakin games in a row.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 28, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

so you guys will be able to post tonite?

…gotta read that.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

well I’m in charge of the Cardinals/Braves series so I have the nightly recap responsibilites. Most of the Talking Chop readers remain positive, but there’s always the annoying noobs who try to bring everyone down

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 28, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

the yahoo commenter variety

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i check ESPN.com for my nightly laughs

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes theyre so bad i cant contain myself

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Nice!

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 28, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

enjoy

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

never gets old

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Apr 28, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, that's everywhere, no?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

wanna see bad

just check out stltoday commments

by guillermozeliak on Apr 28, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's cruel

Give the guy a hazmat suit first.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

We lost 8 games in a row two separate times in 2006, when we won the WS

It’s still early

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by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

didn't we also have

a 7 game losing streak on top of the two 8 games?

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe it coincided with an Astros 7-game winning streak as well

Our lead went from like 10 games to 3 games in a week

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by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you serious?

that’s awesome…well, you know what I mean. That’ll go in my recap tonight.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 28, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

the mets are in first

you guys way better – keep it in perspective

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know we are

and I know the season isn’t over. Just tough when you’ve lost 8 in a row and you’re behind the Natinals at the moment lol

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 28, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

id be pretty sad if we were trailing the pirates or stros

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep....

one in June, one in August, and 7 game loser in September, which almost pissed the season away.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, just think of it this way

You were going to lose 8 more games the rest of the season (you still are). Doesn’t matter whether they’re all in a row or spread out.

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by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya

but outliers are awesome

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHZ-TnxcDN4

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

they prove the rule!!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The NL East will sort itself out.

You guys will be there.

The Mutts are in first for crying out loud…

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 28, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

immediatley checks standings in disbelief

by guillermozeliak on Apr 28, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

obligatory rec

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck to the Braves too (after this series)

Talking Chop is an excellent SBN blog. Good community there it seems like.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 28, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

best Braves blog on the web by far. You guys have a nice one too. I think the Braves, Cards and Giants have the 3 best on SBN

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 28, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i enjoy some eels at d'backs site too

the leader is a bit…off.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, and the reds are growing on me, site-wise

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh...

too early for this kind of talk. You can’t freak out until June 1. Unless you live in Baltimore.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 28, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

or kc

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec for cubs dig

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I grew up in Missouri (long story why I’m not a diehard Cardinals fan) so I know about the Cubs hate.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 28, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

we should turn it green for this gentleman visitor

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cubs fan don't notice

Too busy doing the wave, drunkenly yelling at anything that moves, asking who the people in their starting lineup are, spilling their Old Style, etc.

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pooring their beer on Victorino's head

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

......

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't forget

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

The follow-up picture I hadn’t seen!

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrigleyville after that was like the last page in that one Where's Waldo book

You’re in a world of nothing but douches but in order to find the one douche you’re looking for, he’s the one who’s missing his shoe

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, you're offense is in the shitter...

thats about it, when you guys turn it around, i hope you guys get hot and take the NL east…

of course, you can do this AFTER we play you…

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves/Marlins are my two favorite NL east teams

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

hang in there

Atlanta’s got a good club. They’ll start hitting soon, and your rotation should solidify.

by stxcardsfan on Apr 28, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

he IS the other blog

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see.

I guess I expect the heads of other blogs to be crazy like Al.

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we tried to reverse the streak and cancel the OT for the night. That worked out well for us.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is this?

6 runs w/ no hr? Where did all the dingers go? I want my money back.

by stxcardsfan on Apr 28, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I vote to kill this meme

based on the new version of the song which embarasses EVERYONE

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

does anyone here actually take advantage of the $.25 drinks?

up to 6 per person per on the run. you can cover a lot of soda costs.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I just go to fast food places

and say I’m getting a cup of water

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Mobil stations anywhere near me.

Except in East St. Louis.

And there’s no way in hell I’m going to ESL…even if the drink comes with $25.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not so bad

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, it is but...

I’ve never had problems.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should stop wearing the ghost outfit.

I think the sheet gets confused for something else.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 28, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try carrying a cross

That way, everyone knows you’re a good Christian

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I had an on-the-run near me I would...

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

quick inning

I think he comes back for the 7th if his spot doesn’t come to bat

lot of relievers used last night (although they’ll have the night off tomorrow)

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

i would bring him back

with a short hook. Anyone on base and he gets pulled for pitch count concerns only.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

My two cents

Let him leave the game with a tidy 6 innings, no runs.

by JWO on Apr 28, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

92 through 6

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

shocking revelation

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al's attitude is

Money doesn’t matter, just go out there and try your best

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll try my best for league minimum!

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by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al...

Would make a terrible _.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

announcer?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

really you can

fill that in with anything.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr Anthopoulos

at least is qualified; not sure if he goes by Al or not.

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Apr 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOG!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

BCDGAF

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

When the last time the Cards scored 6 without a home run?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 28, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

1987?

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Apr 28, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he just fired himself

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want a Pujols dinger this inning

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

with the bases drunk

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

last time i wish for that...

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

piglets in the pen

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 28, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Anticlimax!

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

wat?

did THAT just happen?

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

well poop

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Apr 28, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Team must really cease showing the "Best of Joe Thurston" re-runs . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW

Walk Holliday to face Colby again?

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Brilliant!

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by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

another great baserunning play by Ludwick

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 28, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

not much he could do there

if he headed back to the base and that liner got through he would put himself in a position to be thrown out from center.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd take that

over that.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

that ball was smoked

right at some time. really don’t have time to react.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

lud didn't

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ventras

is one lucky guy. He should go buy a dozen lottery tickes.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

if he's that lucky

he only needs one ;-)

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

well that sucks

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

f'in Albert

yeah I said it.

The bases are walked full.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

dan'n'al agree

must be REALLY obvious

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is it that when i expect apu to do something really awesome

he sorta fails (same with holliday) =/

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on Apr 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

60%

in albert’s case

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop headhunting

keep hittin it at other players. do not kill, shoot for the pasture

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 28, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

free alcohol event

do not keep hitting it at other players

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much

not super loaded though

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

also free food

did not win the drawing though

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to sedgwicks last saturday night

for the end of the cards game. Then at midnight they came out with the free food buffet! I had at least 2 dozen free wings and some free pizza. It was epic

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

so that’s what that was about on fb

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holiday K

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Apr 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

that.

inning.
sucked.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus...

Any chance Holliday DOESN’T get a day off tomorrow?

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Halladay and Lee? Really Al?

Anyone else listening to this where Al is telling Dan how the Phillies could’ve had both Halladay and Lee pitching for them this year? Weren’t they part of the same trade (involving 2 other teams)?

God, Al and Dan are nuts, and the feedback loop of crazy between them grows stronger every game.

Jobu needs a refill

by lightbulb on Apr 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually, they could have

And they’re stupid for trading Lee.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember Jimmy Rollins saying on the radio awhile back that he got a text from a teammate when they traded Lee

and his response was, “What are we doing?”

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 28, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Rollins?

You mean baseball’s Nostradamus?

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 28, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think rollins texted werth

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Separate trades.

Delicious crow you’re eating there.

by mojowo11 on Apr 28, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

and knowing cliff lee wouldn’t be signable without testing FA, which cliff denied, but has since been sort of verified

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

so? they get compensation picks

i’d rather have two picks and a year of Cliff Lee than three not-all-that-exciting prospects.

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

what they got for him is not my problem

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pathetic

Tyson Gilles and Phillipe Aumont and…. someone I can’t remember.

They could have had Halladay AND Lee AND Hamels. Best rotation in baseball

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walk the bases loaded with none out to get to Pujols and Holliday!!!!!!!

Dusty Baker take notes!

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by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, how did that happen?

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

bases loaded, no outs = no runs

why does this always seem to happen?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 28, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Even better...with Pujols and Holliday coming to the plate

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually

normally albert hits a grandslam there.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

"no i don't have a purse, i have a wallet."

most annoying commercial actor evah

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

yea

rather watch the one in the blue shirt

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals ad FAIL

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

(it was the pitch to 5 or pitch to 7 one.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really don't think it will

the Braves’ offense has been inconsistent all year and McCann and Heyward are sitting tonight.

"(Jason Heyward) is like the Grim Reaper -- you know he's going to get you, you just don't know where or when."

by Scott Coleman on Apr 28, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoltz just mentioned Carp seeing that he was tipping pitches!

The company line lives!

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by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

smoltz!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's preparing for his comeback!!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Dan and Al...

This is a Cardinals broadcast…stop talking about the Phillies players, as an organization, et al.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 28, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

i hope jaime

is a legal immigrant!

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Apr 28, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

they would've popped him in Arizona already

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 28, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He made it out of Arizona

so I think we’re in the clear

Albert Pujols is ridiculous.

by stlhulsey on Apr 28, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOuldn't have gotten out of 'Zona

If’n he was.

So I used to go by MilCardFan, but I was able to change my screen name. Because I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. Yeah.

by Ted Glover on Apr 28, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep Shurf Joe away from the ballpark . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like jaime back in the game

6 run lead
he looks sharp

stretch him out a little

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

um...

not much of a stretch.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

still, he's coming off TJ surgery

and it’s along year. Build him up slowly and gradually.

by nmstar on Apr 28, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope he's done

coming of TJ…why stretch him when you don’t have to

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 28, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

no stress

let him pitch

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaime Omar Garcia

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

JAIME GARCIA

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Apr 28, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

JGDGAFHYSHN!

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sargeant Garcia

Anybody else old enough to remember him?

by BCinVA on Apr 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love jaime garcia

and i am not afriad to say it

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 28, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

In a platonic way, or in a

‘If we could splice genes together and Men could get pregnant I’d carry his lovechild’ sort of way?

So I used to go by MilCardFan, but I was able to change my screen name. Because I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. Yeah.

by Ted Glover on Apr 28, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

in the middle of that

i’d gladly adopt with him

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 28, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good night Jaime

We love you.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

awww

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done, young man

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And just think

TLR and Duncan wanted Kyle McClellan or Rich Hill instead of Jaime…because he needed more time to develop.

Glad that didn’t happen!

Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.

by mtzxc on Apr 28, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

that's why its called

a competition.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR wanted Pujols

to stay at AAA . . . thanks for blowing your hammy Bobby Bo

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

i cant believe this isnt brought up more as suprising

especially with tlr haters

by guillermozeliak on Apr 28, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

no...

Because they wanted not to rush Jaime after the TJ surgery and you can watch a guy closer in the minors.

by Evilfrog on Apr 28, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

not true

had nothing to do with development

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hawks only beating Bucks by 4 in the 4th quarter

If they blow this, the series is over. It’s a well-known fact that they can’t win on the road in the postseason. FUCK

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by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah yes.

The good old St. Louis Atlanta Hawks.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 29, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boo this man!

Booooooooooo!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

JAIME GARCIA

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

.....

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

i miss rich hill...

NOT

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

much like the way I miss Matt Clement

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wells!

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

haren!

wait, I think I did that wrong….

by DarkHelmut on Apr 28, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simontacchi!

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wilson Delgado!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 28, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Miles

Oh wait…

Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.

by mtzxc on Apr 28, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby hits lefties

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 28, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

He done growed up on us!

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU. ARE. SO. SLOW.

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by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Be like Colby is coming around. . . Now if the $125 would produce some interest. . .

Be like Yadi is coming around, too – carrying a piano as he moves

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 28, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi

did not eat his Wheaties today :-(

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 28, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

how many runs

would the cards have this series if that guy wasn’t playing second? 6ly.

by DarkHelmut on Apr 28, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

If david freese keeps hitting with RISP

I couldn’t care less if he never hits a HR

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 28, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Jaime was chattin' with Lopez

not that sbn will let me say it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Stavinoha

vom

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

if this game tides tlr over for a week

then im ok with it

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

There are certainly worse situations for Stav to come in.

I wonder if he was the one who ultimately broke Trevor Hoffman?

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

cardinals' nlc closer killing list

Brad Lidge
Trevor Hoffman
Francisco Cordero

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate yadi after colby

in other news, colby is as awesome as apu is ridiculous.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

the preferred nomenclature

is smooth

babip giveth... and babip taketh away

by purple_haze on Apr 28, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

with the way its goint right now

it should be colby-freese-pujols-luddy-holliday-yadi-schu-ryan-pitcher

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 28, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's Freese's fault for costing Yadi his steals.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stav!

throw that wOBA around, chunky monkey.

by CircumSwoop on Apr 28, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I've heard the cure for the Stavinfection

is Allencraigicillin

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Apr 28, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

HI GUYS IN THE TRUCK

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice to have 6 on the board; however if you look at the line - 8 hits, 9 walks and 2 errors you have to shake your head. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 28, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

It could easily be 8, 10, 12 to nothing.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 28, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's throwing up?

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1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
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by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

My cat

sorry, didn’t know he was that loud.

(yes, it actually happened)

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

people choking on tear gas. . . military shot some off, the wind shifted to people hurling all over the place. Reminds me of Cubs' fans

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

so were they saying those kids were excited

to see Stavinoha?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

uber rec

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 28, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stav infection

sweep the nation

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Apr 28, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

apropros

MLBN now discussing T. Hoffman’s trouble. Stav gotta be startin’ somethin’.

by CircumSwoop on Apr 28, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

in related news

my fantasy league catcher has a HR in two straight games

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 28, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

does that stand for something

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 28, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure

Carpenter doesn’t give a fuck about your fantasy team!

by tomsteele on Apr 28, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

he ain’t reading this thread

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

memesplanation?

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Apr 28, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is why we can't have nice memesplanations.

hmph.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

CDGAFAYFT

you’re lucky i’m sober enough to spell that right.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

and edmonds and the rest of the world steal on him

he might be the worst catcher in the league

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

which probably explains why i'm middle of my league standings

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 28, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

K-Mac

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

nice change

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by YesWeOquendo on Apr 28, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must say, it's nice to see the Talking Chop leader over here and being respectful and such.

If only all SBN people were this nice and willing to engage other fans and wade into our mememuck.

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by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

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