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Game 20 Overflow Thread

Molina! Let's Go!

Remember when Derek Lowe had a perfect game going? Me neither!

And in comes the walkapotamoose. 5-2 Cardinals!

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

i wanted this to be the first comment.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a meme i can get behind

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That picture

is flat-out perfect.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Never pegged Yadi for a guido

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

JAGER BOMBS!

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just relax, justice

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

when did jay get brought up?

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

When Craig was sent down

and Green brought up for Lopez, who went on the DL.

The day before Larue came off the DL and Mr. Anderson was sent down, and Evil Mario re-signed to fill in for Lopez if he’s out for a long time.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 27, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

when the southwest flight landed at 7:03 pm with him and Greene.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet Greene is up to

ive been away from VEB for a day and this happens….

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

what else have you missed, I wonder........

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

last night's game

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it is.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

I’d hang it up in my apartment

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys cool with an 84-page rasterbation of it?

Normal page size; landscape orientations; 7 across/12 down

84pg pdf file HERE

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Try to take it to a library or school to print...unless you wanna blow thru some serious ink...

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

O god

I’m sorry Bryan. Damnit that is shameful.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's okay

I didn’t realize it was Bryan and not Brian until like three days ago

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i find this interesting

two nights in a row after i left for an amount of time, the team has come back.

/youguyswon’tcare

/butilikeit

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

if you're feeling bad about it, you can leave and get yourself a nice beverage and snack.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

snacks?

there’s snacks?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

And drinks...

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

only after the second inning

so we can come back

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starting pitching has been too good

Bullpen needs some work.

During the Sunday game, McClellan threw a side session in the pen at SF. Was up for about ten minutes with the bullpen coach watching, and then went back to the dugout (no bullpen benches in SF). I thought that was kind of a fun commentary on just how ridiculous our starters had been for a long time.

by mojowo11 on Apr 27, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

gaw?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

..

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

vexed?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

okayyy

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

y'all better be paying him overtime.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooohhhh...

even better.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this better.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 27, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

I was just kidding before
though I think it really does look better this way

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Took almost zero time....it was sweet.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoooooo is the man in the suit.....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not Mr Anderson... :(

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

just made me think of:

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

not bad, but it'd look better with the patch on the other eye

back to the cubical with ye

=P

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not enough eye showing to justify placing a patch on it...

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy?! lol

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

well done sir

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone know what Carpenter's Response was?

When Tony tried to explain why he took him out of the game?

by Evilfrog on Apr 27, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

IDGAF&HSFLTLR

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

you guys are asses, haha.

they showed a shot with his back to the camera, he still had his batting helmet on. at a guess: disgust.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But I think Carp is in a state of perpetual disgust/disdain.

by mojowo11 on Apr 27, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

he can smile!

evilly.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone think that

blakes power animal is actually a hawk?

by brindled on Apr 27, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Knuckleheads on Peachtree TV

Still whining about Lowe not getting strike calls. After commenting on how many homers McGwire hit in this stadium (wha?)

by Mr. Wilson on Apr 27, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I am unhappy that Carp is out.

Booooooooo!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 27, 2010 10:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Injury report...

to follow.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 27, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon...

89 pitches, 6 innings… it might just be a hammy tightening up, but it’s got to be something.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're a jerk

for even thinking that.

/getouttahere

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

wherever zoomzoom goes

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

or gdm

You’d be gone for a long time if you did that, though.

by mojowo11 on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where are your seats?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

229 RF. Checky my twitter.

Fuckin’ Hawksworth. Gaw (weep).

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 27, 2010 10:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

stab someone

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am next to a child...

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

sacrifices...

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit, hawk

think of cards care!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Get the ball down hawk

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Colby,

see how Luddy threw that baseball? like that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

he thought he was skipping rocks

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

new theory

Colby can only throw hard to Boog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is only one reason to take carp out

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey everyone!

Stephen Strasburg threw 5 no hit innings today! Him and Heyward will be in the HOF sometime next week.

by Evilfrog on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

then he is an idiot

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

funny

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Izturis drives in Lugo

Orioles up 5-2 on Yanks, bottom of 8th

Your alumni report

by BCinVA on Apr 27, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Izturis drives in Lugo

lol

just lol

by mojowo11 on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blake FAILSworth

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

i think he's out of options

To the waver wire!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

how is reyes available?

bring in miller

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

doubtful

with the amount of pitches thrown yesterday.

by Evilfrog on Apr 27, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

said he was warming

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...

we did just sign Aaron Miles. So why the hell not.

by Evilfrog on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know

the 20 inning game was the sole reason for the signing of Miles. Tough to find quality position player pitching these days.

by stxcardsfan on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF WAS THAT

Great moments are born from great opportunity.
Follow me on Twitter @muwxman

by muwxman on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

We should trade Hawksworth to Detroit

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

O.M.G.

Hawk thats a 15 foot throw

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Did nobody else see this?

Yadi was screwing with the bat instead of getting ready for the throw. I think that play was on him.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

almost there

need to see it again

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Molina's gotta wonder if anyone can throw to him.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yet another pitcher

Who apparently cannot throw the ball straight to home plate without being at least 60 feet away and on top of a small hill.

by mojowo11 on Apr 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Dennys ready

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKER

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

i think tony's

“let’s let the ’pen hold this one for us” strategy was a mistake.

/don’tdoitcards

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I think his plan was...

one more run here and it doesn’t matter what else happens we should win the game.

I wonder what fangraphs would have had our WP at if John Jay got a hit.

by Evilfrog on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

why didn't he think that when it would have actually happened

like a 20-inning game?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

HawksWORTHLESS

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno

I’ve seen him do pretty well before

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

my favorite sandwich

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

Schumaker was positioned up the middle and a ball was tapped back to the pitcher. The inning should be over.

by blindmouse on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop

being so reasonable.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hawk >:(

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

barf.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Bullpen

You WILL NOT piss away Carp’s “W” on his birthday

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 27, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

It would make for an uncomfortable

post-game party at Chuck E. Cheese’

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

so did colby make a bad throw earlier or something?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 27, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

bounced to second for a play at the plate.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

It bounced at about second base

by blindmouse on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

tlr must love

making us nearly crap our pants every night.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hot Rod Reference!!! WOOOO!

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ultimate PUNCH!

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs to throw strikes

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

none

he wasn’t effective last night either

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's had Stem Cell Therapy

Stem Cells supplied by Jesse Orosco.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy smokes.

Bacon double cheesburger with deep-fried patties served on donuts with thousand island dressing?

That could kill a man.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 27, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

kfc double down between doughnuts with colonel’s sauce.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 27, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wife and I actually ate at Denny's

this Sunday while waiting for Firestone to put on new tires on the car. Man, talk about dining with the blue-haired and booster chairs . . .

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 27, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends on when you go

in the middle of the night, it’s more interesting.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Dennys out for the second night in a row?

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 27, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

especially after he labored last nite

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boggs warming.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Tony so willing to let Wainwright go deep into games, but not Carp?

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Carp's 35

and has about three surgeries on his arm.

by blindmouse on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i-n-j-u-r-y

elbow – shoulder – back – maybe he has a hangnail. That’s what I’m hoping for.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

flagged

and dude, do us all a favor and shut up. go where you belong: bcb

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhh

im not sure he is from BCB…has over 5k posts here on VEB, and like 6 at BCB.

by brindled on Apr 27, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just hate seeing

someone mention an injury to a cards player, even if it’s sarcastic.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh definately

I think(hope) he was saying that he hopes carp was taken out due to an injured hangnail and not something more serious.

by brindled on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually he said carp was injured

and that’s why he was taken out….
he hoped it was hangnail

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 posts at BCB...

will brand a guy for life. Stop before you make the same mistake I made.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't poke guayz.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone tell Reyes

there is a taco waiting for him if he finds the strike zone.

by Evilfrog on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa

Just had a flashback to game 2

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

retro night.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prado headfirst slide

Skip looks on wistfully

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

my god, everyone takes third on holliday

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

...what?

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

taking carp out

which i think was a bad idea

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

NCAYFT

HFS, I lost Jorge de la Rosa, Brett Anderson, and Nelson Cruz to the DL today. Ow.

by mojowo11 on Apr 27, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

same. fml

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

3rd reliever

2 more and I win

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 27, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

You're gonna win

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

So close!

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Molina wants to knock more game winning runners in

and everyone knows you can’t do that with a lead… This is all Yadi’s fault. So selfish

by stxcardsfan on Apr 27, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

well

that sure looked like a strike

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 27, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Strike 2...

and Strike 3

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Looked good to me, too.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuckin shit

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

barf moar

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller in.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Boggs-Heyward...

is not what we want.

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

he shouldn’t go up against a hall of famer

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

rec

i’m laughing

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh come on....

this, i fear, will not end well.

/fetalposition

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe it is an injury

shit makes no sense

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please

During the last piching change, the plate was moved to the right field warning track. Pitches will be required to pass over the plate in its new location to be considered strikes by rule. Thank you for your attention.

by mojowo11 on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Runnin outta pitcher room on my scorecard.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Worst birthday present ever?

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Wasting your LOOGYs in the same inning

Clever girl

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

and lopez is on the dl so

guess mather can do it

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 27, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

conrad brooks

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

his name really is brooks conrad

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly you missed that he's already a HoFer

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa

Heart skipped a beat there

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a hall of fame backwards K!

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

TREVER

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

WUNDERKIND FAIL

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Yusssssss!!!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Rec

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Less than a minute

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was 17

fastest ever?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

i was 13

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, 17 recs?

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 27, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

18 now

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

great, now you guys are adding peer pressure

but i lol’d anyways

20

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

23

Who are these people?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

25 now

I feel like I’m being watched.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like there should be a color for super-rec'd posts

Like, 25 recs gets you a blue post

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It should get the post displayed on the main page.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

red

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit is crazy

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

why didn't we just bring him in in the first place?

didn’t i call this?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah it was foolish

i don’t terribly mind the carp move as our bullpen has been pretty good lately. but yeah…reyes shouldn’t have seen the game tonight

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

miller is not impressed

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Exhale.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

And get 6 more outs.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOOGY-fest

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a Hall of Famer!!!

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

yeh i think your right

he struck out a surefire first ballot HOF with the bases loaded

Miller > Heyward

Miller = first unaminous HOFer

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wagner

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aha!

Wagner is actually right-handed! He just throws LH because of an injury (or something like that)!

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit i forgot about him!

also Charlton* right? in terms of like, a quasi-closer.

*least Nasty of the Boys.

by CircumSwoop on Apr 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Norm!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Gonzalez

And he’s not closed one this year

by BCinVA on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

same one the jays got from o's?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need dingerz

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Medlen

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog robbed. booo.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

boog :(

/need the stache back asap

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

did a long time ago

like when you first put it out there.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

this medlen pitcher or whatever

looks 5’6 and 17yo

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Wife kicked me off the laptop

Guess I’ll see how well this iPhone works…

by Evilfrog on Apr 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

you just need to man up

… and just have 2 laptops like we do

by stxcardsfan on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yah

what is this, 1997?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

shocking schu

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip needs a day off

oops, that means Miles plays

Nevermind.

by gocards62 on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not even on the roster

but would the other team complain?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would you

If you where the other team?

by Evilfrog on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I work hard all day...

and then come home to find out Miles is back? Oy.

by Mr. Wilson on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's so nice

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

time to convert jon jay to second base

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

BEST IDEA EVER

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't he actually fool around with that in ST?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Still at 4

Don’t fail me now Tony!

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

please keep them to 4 bullpen!

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit.

go to 6, please. i just wanna azru pissed.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said "at least"

better probability than an exact figure

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 27, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte warming......

mention of 20 inning game.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

i do

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

push

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's gonna be ok....

deep breaths.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He don't care if you are lefty or righty . . .

Sit your ass down.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trever Miller rulz

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

my avatar!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta go

Don’t let the Cards lose, or I’ll flag you all to hell.

by mojowo11 on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I WIN

where’s my cheesecake

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

you didn't get one!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

done and eaten

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man

it’s like I want to record all the motte pitching appearances

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, maybe I should be a milkman!

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

sauce time

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

he shakes his head like a dog out of the rain

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

throw strikes

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

This

Dude is hitting .195

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Motte

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 27, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

throw moar strikes!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 27, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Groan

Strikes plz

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Not even close on ANY of those pitches

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

walk diaz to get to hinske

good strategy

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk Diaz?

on 4 straight? 6ly?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

Four straight balls?

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

6

6 sir

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't like this matchup

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Saw it last year :(

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm calling it

Double play. You heard it here first.

by JWO on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Kinda feel Yadi is saying

“look at the bullpen. Nobody is there. So throw strikes!” Of course, all this said in his Hispanic accent we all love

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

bullpen righties fail!

just when you thought they were finding a grove, they blow things up.

by stxcardsfan on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

put any of us out there

and we could get those outs, or hey – throw strikes!

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Ball 6

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Ask your glove,

it knows where the plate is

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate that they're boo-ing Motte....

…unbelievable.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate that Motte

can’t find the strike zone

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, it's ridic to boo him

and then cheer a strike sarcastically – what is wrong with people? (don’t answer)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hated that they boo'ed Duncan, too...

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please tell me someone is warming is purpose

in the pen

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

dan finally calls a "sarcastic cheer"

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

holy mother...

Hoffman serves up another 9th inning dinger… This time to Rodney Cedeno of all people…

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

Hoffmeltdown

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh

single to laroche, double by milledge, bases now loaded for doumit

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ronny?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

see below.

gives up 5 ER in the top of the 9th

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

88!

and it was a strike!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

save!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

the bizarre retellings follow

here is the vid link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice recovery

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa

To be a fly on that glove

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

F BOMB!

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap.

Need replay.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Mottie screams "FUCK!!!" of power.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

1 more bomb, and we're rated-R!

…good thing Glaus isn’t on our team.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

twice

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 27, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

gonna have to rewatch when i'm not in a library.

games are much better muted. except for the hilarious fbombs.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is GOOD....

Crazymotte is greatmotte.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte is crazy

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

what....?

that was…. weird.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm sorry Adam Wainwright

but Jason Motte would like your gold glove this year

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

LOFL

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Laying on floor laughing?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 27, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lolling on the floor laughing

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog is jealous!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow Motte

You high maintenance, making me have a heartattack, blood pressure raising mother fucker

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 27, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

but it's not the steady dread of franklin time.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

For those with Gameday

sorry to tell you, you missed that one

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 27, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

please describe

Use lots of adjectives . . throw in adverbs if you wish

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll start with

FUCK!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be an

exclamation. Keep it coming

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 27, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Followed by

holy shit, holy shit, holy shit

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 27, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Lol'd

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 27, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

You get an “A”

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a merit badge.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a rec

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was a breathless moment as everyone scrambled, in there, but by the time that processed, the aweseomeness had happened.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is awesome

i love crazy motte

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other than the fact that he missed the ball initially

It was a sweet play

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

and actually, the best descriptors are creative verbs, not adjectives and adverbs.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The "Apple Pie Hubbub" was the first novel in which I used verbs

Things started to pick up from there . . .

Steve Martin

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 27, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not reading all that

But I’ll rec it.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

read and rec'd

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

bravo

I seen plays with less drama than that.

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Apr 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

The last sentence makes this.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easy there Grantland Rice

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never in doubt!

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

phew.

but i don’t know if my nerves will be down at all in the bottom of the 9th.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

they stand for Motte-wick hahahhaa

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Motte

2 inning save?

by Evilfrog on Apr 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

what of it?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

weren't they going for fun and happy last year

and calm and collected this year? motte just took that too far

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 27, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

so how does that explain this year's Colby pic?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i adore your adoration

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

different beard style

and he turned that frown upside down

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

pokemon!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah what happened

fuck gameday

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on Apr 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Rock solid applesauce

(that doesn’t sound right)

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Apr 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Darth Sauce survives the inning

He mentions as he returns to the dugout, “I find your lack of faith… disturbing”.

by JWO on Apr 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

i'm on Gameday

did Motte field that ball behind his back, then point at the runner like Charley Kerfeld? pleas say yes.

by CircumSwoop on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

even better

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need So Taguchi

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

What's to hate?

He’s a great pitcher.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

how much you wanna bet

espn shows that flyout?

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

grand slam doumit

LAWLS LAWLS LAWLS TREVOR HOFFMAN FAIL

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait

Pirates can’t beat the brewers?

by Evilfrog on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

finally

the pirates beat the brewers

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

it’s like a comedy show: ….and how will the pirates screw up THIS one?

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need more runs

Just saying. Need to get serious.

by Evilfrog on Apr 27, 2010 10:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

damn, I missed it.

explain?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically stalking around the dugout wild-eyed.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn I love those. I can't believe I missed it!

what were the other guys doing?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

leave him in

no k-mac!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trying to look away.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

awwww

I can’t believe I missed that. thanks

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit where?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Foot

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow...

first a dinger to Rodney Cedeno, now a grand slam to donmut…

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 27, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He's done

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're going to release him...

he could be an upgrade from Frank

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not so sure...

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

will they serve booze at the wake?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLLI HIT

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

HIT ON THE VIOLENT LEG. REPEAT. HIT ON THE VIOLENT LEG.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday advances

On a “Roger Dorn” pitch.

by JWO on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of that, I am watching Major League while watching gameday.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...

Talk about unliklihoods. Fast forward to the part where Cedeno crushes one. We need a Rasmus homerun.

by JWO on Apr 27, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Er...

Sorrano. Sorry – multitasking sucks.

by JWO on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ill go to the part where Vaughn gets the save ;)

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did

I love the guy, hope he can still announce.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Apr 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh oh

/don’tbehurtdon’tbehurtdon’tbehurt

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

a fucking throw over?

you goddamn kidding me?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, Holliday studied his Don Baylor pre-game.

or it could have blatantly hit him. h8 being out of market.

by CircumSwoop on Apr 27, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby Rasmus:

A homeless man’s Jason Heyward.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 27, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby Rasmus

a homeless better man’s Jason Heyward

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

a homeless better man’s Jason Heyward

by CircumSwoop on Apr 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby Rasmus > Jason Heyward

I hope. . .

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

walkapotamoose

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby likes the little tinkly bell sound when they walk him

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

I recced both.

But I’ll reply to this one to be fair.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 27, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

always a step ahead

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry man

i’ll give you honors next time.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like this one

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck, I'm slow tonight.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Move Lilly to the bullpen!

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

STAT!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was never in doubt

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, is that the season, or game?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that was the season

it wouldn’t say K. Fukudome Walked. It would say K. Fukudome overpaid

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 27, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi.

Yadi yadi yadi

by Evilfrog on Apr 27, 2010 10:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

extend it to freese!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

got your wish

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be okay with Motte batting.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Soooo....Art Mann just commented on a facebook photo of mine...

….dare I be mini-star-struck?

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

link to said photo?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just the "Ultimate Punch" one i posted on here...

Link

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

"aw shi-eeeet. [scuffs dirt]"

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i certainly hope the

/scuffs dirt action tag makes itself well known around these parts

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like a little-kid kick in the dust.

it’s a bit bizarre in context.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ENOUGH FREESE PUNS SMOLTZ

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

bleh.

/holdontight

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Prado-Larry-McCann?

Gulp

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course the lady friend would want to talk right now

as a result, i am away for the 9th. dear god come on franklin

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

How do you know it...

will last the entire 9th?

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 27, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh

too bad its a phone conversation…

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 27, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn you Penn Station!

Damn you and your 5 second blurbs, tempting me with that which I cannot have.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Those sandwiches are delicious

The bread is so good.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

just too expensive.

but so worth it

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's been ten years......

their lemonade was so good on a hot day. I forgot to hit one last year, I won’t make the same mistake this.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why isn't Franklin available?

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

because Motte's crazy.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you really want to tell crazy Motte he can't?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

TELL HIM NOW

Go at him with tazers

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Apr 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

motte again?

well, my nerves are still uneasy, but i can at least breathe.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

would've been a good pitch,

if he started it at his ankles.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

i hate doing player of the game now.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

dare i say it

GET FRANKY OUT THERE!

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

i keep saying it but.

Motte throwing strikes often means GW-RBI

by CircumSwoop on Apr 27, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd time i've been called Al tonight.

call me something less pejorative. like “Dick Cheney”.

by CircumSwoop on Apr 27, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa

minor heart attack

In Kolb we trust...

by benjapal on Apr 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan: "Al, be quiet over there."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Al, be quiet over there

Thanks, Dan.

"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon

by Schmitt88 on Apr 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

huh?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brewers fans...

threatening to go give Hoffman the Gillooly special.

Ugly stuff…

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 27, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Because they are.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon, one more

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi and Albert exchange words or something.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

"Te amo"

“Yo también”

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dinner plans

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chicken.

Let’s hope

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good stuff there.

Crazy Motte with the awareness to cover first.

by Ghostrider520 on Apr 27, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

ONE. MOAR.

c’mon sauce

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

btw 96-97

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

then 98

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give 'im the heater!

Santa can’t catch up!

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I've got an idea

He should throw it at the Bull. Then Yadi leans over and says “I have no idea where its going”.

by JWO on Apr 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

then crosses himself.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

for timing

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

98

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

throw the slider!!!

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 27, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

even a changeup

would be ok by me.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't everyone have one?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Apr 27, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

My fastball is my eephus

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring The Second Pitch

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw not a fastball

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

throw an off speed pitch, please

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

now a fastball up

way up

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 27, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

up and in

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

was hurt before the eephus.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

exacerbated

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

the second one was excessive, yah.......

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heartattack central.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

now throw to first

pick off to end this thing

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 27, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

albert...

don’t do that mang. you’re too valuable to us.

Best moment I've ever seen at a Cards game in person
Felipe Lopez for closer!
Revive the stache, Boog.

by zoomzoomj88 on Apr 27, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

put him away here

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you, Santa!

Just K already.

I think you owe us after last year.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 27, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

that's a good shot of Glaus and Yadi

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

game over!!

thank you!

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks big head!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

exhale

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

...and exhale.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Heart skipped about ten beats just then

I was probably legally dead for about 3 seconds

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by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok Crazy Motte

You can’t say this was boring

by spfldbird on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Shannon just made me very nervous but...

WINNER!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

f'n Shannon

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta say, he's gotta talent. He finds a way to make this game INCREDIBLY entertaining.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I love him.

But I was really about to scream at my computer.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 27, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a good thing my monitor is out of arms reach...

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phew...

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

whew!!!

he just missed that one

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

HFS...

I thought that was waaaaaaaaaaaay gone.

Weird.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Chicken!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Argh

F MLB.TV, gets stuck right at that….

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, I love crazy Motte.

fuck yeah!!!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

climbing the mountain

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 27, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hey look

HOF’er got a mention.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was also the worst hitter on the braves -.158

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 27, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

slow, but inexorable climb

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

what were the weather conditions on the ground?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hm hawk's era is still 0.00

i thought one of those runs counted…ah well, looks nice

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on Apr 27, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Right.

Seems mildly odd, but it’s just like any other error.

StanTheManFan
Contributes any way he can.
He's normally a nuclear physicist
Except when writing for this list.

by StanTheManFan on Apr 27, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, I call him 'big head' now.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not that shiny.

it’s like a stealth plane… light bounces off

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

....that's what I said.

a chrome dome would reflect the light directly back.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

Cardinals won, Cubs lost, didn’t have to use my AK…seems like a good day.

by Ferociousaurus on Apr 27, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

good game

unfortunately, boggs sucks

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 27, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

and hawks?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

vexed made a cool picture of a hawk

so i’m not to upset about it

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 27, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Cards win at the end of an otherwise sucky day.

Thanks guys.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

So

Last night our win expectancy got down as low as 11.8%. Tonight it got as low as 20.2%. We won both games.

Sweet

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Aaron, is that you?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

...repeating what tony whispered in his ear

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

makes up for those other two games we flubbed after expecting to win them.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd still prefer to never be below 50%

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 27, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

april

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 27, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't we start off 10 over .500 last april or something?

i remember it was a hot start

/looking it up now

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 27, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

2008, too, i think

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

16-7 in 2009
18-11 in 2008

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 27, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Four game lead...

biggest in baseball. Time to rest guys?

Franklin !#@$!&*%#

by guayzimi on Apr 27, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Foot on the gas

Wake me whent he lead is double digits.

by JWO on Apr 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ruh Roh

Did someone forget to renew the domain name?

by thepainguy on Apr 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Domain isn't expired

but it was updated 4/18. Looks like a hosting thing.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

people have been commenting about problems with it for a few days now

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate it when the traffic flow gets backed up like that.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 27, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously, what else are people missing?

because there is news. and news. and man thongs.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh well... Miles to minor league deal. he's en route to Jupiter.

gave Tony a call whilst they were in Cali.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

why did you leave?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

the question that must be asked,

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

DAMN Red Wings

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Every now and then

the embodiment of pure evil has to crush a wonderful Cinderella story…such are sports, I suppose.

by Ferociousaurus on Apr 27, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRue does love knockin' around the guys while the Cat's talking to them

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

did Luddy say the team's got a lot of heart?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte = Awesomeness

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 27, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesomeness=Acceptable

by sharpelbows on Apr 27, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was better than acceptable, no?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

he threw a curveball!

and it wasn’t tattoo’d out the park! (it was a ball, but he missed down!)

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 27, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 straight balls

and another walk. Are we holding him to a different standard now? Did you drink an extra beer when he was out there, cause I sure did. But then again, I always do. So yes, better than acceptable.

by sharpelbows on Apr 27, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

towards the end, some of those balls were the umps'.

there’s no need to insinuate that people are too drunk to comment.

you know full well we are.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish there was a better way to laugh on the internet

nothing quite gets the job done

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

I give a solid B+. He was one pitch from putting the tying run on second in the 9th. But he fought his early control problems. I still say success, just not awesomeness

by sharpelbows on Apr 27, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i give a guy bonus points for coming back out another inning

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

he had a hard time locating on a couple occasions

but he was great when he could locate

and he made a web gem making up for a defensive blunder

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jason Motte

boom

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

dropping pebbles again?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i eat yoghurt

but i just reloaded and dude, i’ve got rec interruptus. no green?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

rocks clobbering d'backs 12-1

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

edwin jackson cost me -24 fantasy ponts

i know i know, no one fuxing cares

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's Ryan Fucking LudWICK!

for GOBs sake, Cat!

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 27, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

So at this point in the season

how valuable do you guys project Luddy to be?

I like him for almost 4 wins.

by purple_haze on Apr 27, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

i like him more than bowker

and they were projected about the same…somehow.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i read buster olney's blog daily and here's two things that got me laughing

Right away you can tell the first thing has issues by the title, The Greatness of Ryan Braun

Albert Pujols has generally been regarded as the best hitter in the National League, but it stands to reason that there could be a passing of the torch this season or in a future season. Braun is hitting a whopping .382 with a 1.104 OPS.

the second thing is about roy halladay, once again the title is annoying at Forget 20, Doc could win 25

seriously, do they even try to rebuff their stereotypes?

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

it stands to what sort of reason?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

its WWL... they use no reason

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

by the way, this is the same guy who said the phillies

were interested in trading ryan howard for albert pujols….

obviously, no shit they’re interested, but he also somehow tried to make it sound like we were getting a fair deal

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

mulling.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buster Olney making shit up

VEB getting pissed

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow, "Carp" and "short leash" if they'd let him back out

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

carp chewed threw the leash, spit out the pieces,

Then set the remains of the leash and burned it.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Apr 28, 2010 1:29 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

oh yeah

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

too late!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't look now, but Todd F. Wellemeyer

is beating the Phils 2-1 in the 5th.

NorCal CARDS FAN

by norlanski on Apr 27, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

awesome

gonna watch now

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 27, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

the colonel with the lead over philly

aaron miles is a cardinal…the world will end.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

didn't end before

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he just got a hit

believe me now?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is the closest I could find through his career

http://www.fangraphs.com/wins.aspx?date=2008-08-03&team=Cardinals&dh=0&season=2008

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

welly has held the phillies

to one run through 5

wat

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Light a match, Colonel.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're debating how hot Ludwick is

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

with the bat?

or with THE bat?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

CARP IS SMILING. OMFG.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

fantasy advice.... trade?

i won’t mention which I am but which side gets the fairer deal if I accept

Team A: Tim Hudson, JJ Hardy
Team B: Billy Wagner, Jacoby Ellsbury

Team A has Stephen Drew as well and decent SP
Team B has Yunel Escobar and terrible SP

Team A needs steals
Team B needs pitching

Prognosis?

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks

for your honesty

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

last time I checked Hardy wasn't doing that well

but maybe he’s on an upturn now. personally I would wait to do trades to see how things pan out

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 27, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

not my league

but i assume its because the players locked for the day….

once tomorrow hits (or next week depending on the league), you should be able to

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there a certain time frame?

i only think about this kinda stuff at night. somehow i’, 1-1 without having paid attention to my fantasy team

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

well if you used ESPN or Yahoo (idk what you used)

you should be able to change tomorrow’s lineup now…

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhhhh

thanks

i didn’t see the dates across the top

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

np

rookie fantasy player?

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

just matusz

but posey and strasburg are still in the minors

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 28, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

posey - not counted on to hit better than yadi, really

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

you have posey and strasburg?

i would drop posey… don’t think he’ll do much this season

strasburg is probably worth it however

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

they're both benched, so neither has hurt me

good chance posey doesn’t come up, though

not sure who i’d pick up instead, though

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 28, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, im sure the FA market offers something of value

but i couldn’t tell you since i don’t see the available players

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Team C?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure how to respond....

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Team A wins

Hardy looks like he’s shot

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 27, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooo i was confused

how bout this

I am Team A (trading away Hardy)….. and I have Beckett, Hughes, Oswalt, Josh Johnson,. and Brett Anderson…

my dilemma is that Anderson is out 4-6 weeks… can the other starters hold the fort if I trade Hudson

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully after this season

i will too

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hudson's peripherals have been bad so far

I’d deal Hudson/Hardy for Wagner/Ellsbury all day.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 28, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

thank god we have lohse instead of hudson...

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha im no lohse hater

but i laughed

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

my last issue is ellsbury's injury

which it seems his return is unknown

but if he wasn’t injured, i’d have a feeling he wouldn’t be trading him to me

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is this on MLB Net?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carp: It's not my decision, never is

<big, evil grin>

Feels fine, though.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony has his reasons.

He’s doing what’s best for the club…

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

we got

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

every breath you take (I'll be missin' you)

mix tape check
as Carp speaks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I take? I can't remember how these remakes get titled.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

in other news:

Carp doesn’t care

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 27, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i give a fuck.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this that silly rap version?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 27, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it's hardly silly, since someone died for that remake.

but yes.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it is you then.

Oh yes. I do remember now that that is about Tupac right? I guess it’s not bad. I like the ladies that sing in it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 27, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too soon

/pours one out for Biggie

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rick has told us to get a life, btw.

he knows about our mom’s basements.

which is suspicious, if you ask me.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

it was about three minutes of whiny rickness.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

what was it regarding

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

well CG got someone to rewind. see below.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

fans are no good

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

something about friday nights. haha.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I'm sayin'

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Horton: 99% of sabermatricians need to get a life.

Bite me, Horton.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

um....

(are we allowed to cuss out former players?)

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 27, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course.

The floor is yours.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU RICK HORTON

YOU EVIL, IGNORANT, SONOFABITCH

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 27, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

spot on

fuck off rick horton would have also sufficed. as would you’re a fucking dipshit, rick horton.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

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by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would have accepted

Rick Horton is a Cock-sucker, mother fucker, fart-fucking, tit licking, Fish-humping fucker,Shit, bull shit, and horse shit. A good God-damn cunt-kicking ass-hole-sucking tit-fucking piss-shitter of a former player. Either way

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

can't do both

already tried

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

fart fucking

that just sounds painful

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I stole it all from a fireside chat by FDR

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha

the only thing we have to fear is the zombie apocolypse

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously from a credible news source

FDR’s FIRESIDE CHAT LAST NIGHT JUST A STREAM OF CUSS WORDS

In a drastic departure from the traditional ‘fireside chat,’ President Roosevelt held American radio listeners captive last night with a stream of lurid profanities that lasted thirty minutes with nary a break to take a breath.
FDR

While millions of families gathered around their radios in rapt attention for their leader’s reassuring words during a time of great hardship for the nation, the president cleared his throat, then said, in his familiar, soothing, Harvard-educated drawl, “My fellow Americans …” After the customary opening, the people of the nation huddled even closer to their radio receivers to hear every nuance of the president’s tidbits of fatherly wisdom, recent policy actions which would bring the Depression to a swift end, and his positive-minded thoughts about recovery.

Roosevelt then spoke again: “Cock-sucker, mother fucker, fart-fucking, tit licking, Christ-humping fucker,” the president said. He went on, adding, “Shit, bull shit, and horse shit. A good God-damn cunt-kicking ass-hole-sucking tit-fucking piss-shitter.”

He continued to swear, making no attempt to connect the obscenities to any larger theme, or even explain to what or whom the curses were directed.

He spoke for nearly 30 minutes before falling silent.

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

gotta be.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Our Dumb Century

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

not allowed to be serious here

flag

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

curses

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person

follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is as close to an accurate

portrayal of coverage to date as I have seen

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

In honor of Lego and our recently added QB I edited the one phrase

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

we'll give you lego for tulo

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

That decision has already been made

and as it turns out CarGo is making it look like a smart one, 5rbis tonight with 3/4 of the Cycle

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i know

it was made before CarGo though – tulo over hollidaisy – good move.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday is an elite hitter

and I am not happy to see him gone, he shows why it sucks to be a mid to small market team. When the Yankees fans say “Hey we developed Jeter, Cano, Posada, and Rivera” I have to think that it was trading an aging Larry Walker that gave us the money to sign Fowler after getting him in the 14th

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't have a good feeling about holliday

i didn’t want the deal from the jumpstart, so i’m biased, but then the FA signing killed me. i’m big on walrus, though, and just hoping this works out.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Walrus was a one position guy

two if you count DH which STL can’t so for the until Walrus is 31-32 he was a no position guy in STL. I think you could have gotten Halladay for the same package that got you Holliday, then signed Lego in the hot stove. That of course didn’t happen and now the Phillies are a lot better for it

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

thank god they extended Ibanez

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would've found some at-bats for walrus

this year, let him do some hitting, and then maybe dealt him for more than the right to pay holliday 100+ mil. i was and am high on craig, though, so he would’ve factored into left. then i’d go after werth.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon guys you know better than that.
also: do not not make your cussing personal. don’t cuss at anybody, be they a member of the community or a member of the cardinals. you can write “taguchi just took the shittiest route to a ball i have ever seen,” but not “taguchi’s the biggest piece of shit i have ever seen.”

guidelines

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 28, 2010 8:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

got 3 recs

flag the reccers?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was talking about my comment

I knew as soon as I posted it that I should not have done it.
While I won’t do it again, it did feel good.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 29, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 29, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

VEB: Proudly part of the 1%?

Or Proudly part of the 99%?

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Psh...we're in our own world.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA
I threw it without really knowing where first base was.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

and oh god in the background, not kidding, Brendan Ryan is shrieking like someone just cornered him in the shower.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

and again.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like the pig squeal, except I'm almost sure that's Boog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF was that?

Heh.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 27, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

release the mouse!

let’s hear boog shriek.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i read through again, and read that as "moose"

and thought: but colby… wait… not picturing that one either….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

no?

i’m thinking of boog atop a chair.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

he was laughing in a shrieking manner

as I said, it sounded like someone cornered him in a shower

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

we got

link
second one is gone

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

great quote

and yet hawksworth and wainwrigth see their targets perfectly and throw it wild… weird world

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you FSMW

get a life and a mothers basement comment in the same breath. Suck it Ricky.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

he was probably sore because Paris tweaked him on his bad hitting a minute before.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup. he worked up to it, too!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, but he was trying to diss Rick

I could tell his was rolling his eyes.

Rickey does need to step into the 21st century

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 27, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really want to know exactly what he said.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 27, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

it took too long. I'm not about to sum it up.

‘belabored’ is the word.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

rewinds for cgirly......

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 27, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ricky:BTW, 99% of sabermeticians, need to get a life.
Parris:Come out of their mother’s basement?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's just rude.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you SBN.

Ricky: I just got that stat figured out. 99% of them. Get a Life.
Parris: Some might say you need to get into the 21st century.Ricky: I’m happy where I was.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! Pat Parris!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I am trying to figure out

it seemed like an insult out of nowhere

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 28, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

pulled it out of his ass....

or maybe Rickey was lamenting how they proved he sucked.
ot rewinding again.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was from one of the graphics calculating percentage of Carp's curves.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's not sabermetrics

that’s just math, or geography

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 28, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

geography

gettin’ me pissed!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 28, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol You a juggalo?!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

but I am a peruser of the internet

by LandSickness on Apr 28, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good...I was gonna smack the greasepaint off your face...

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn your uncle

damn him all to hell!

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 27, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really wanna know where it came out of

is spants still at the ballpark?

have her stop by and get one more stabbing in

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 28, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

can one stabbing be multiple wounds?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stab, twist, drag.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

works

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

....i know.

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am still cracking up over the Sounds of the Man Stew.

how Motte kept a straight face, I am not sure.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmmm... sister said david freese was cute

is this true among VEBers?

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 27, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

i think he's cute

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i found a pic of him with a mullet, so.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this necessary?

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not like i was going out of my way to look for it....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

but is it necessary to have a mullet

to be dreamy

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

uh.

i think i’ll leave that one be….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

it’s opposite day? or he just has it all wrong…

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 27, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

there baseball players

does that not automatically qualify?

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

they're

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think Yadi is particularly attractive.

Ryan Franklin. Brendan Ryan. Ryan Ludwick. Dennys. People have already yelled at m for this but I don’t think Albert s that attractive. Nick Stavinoha. There are so many more.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

WTF!!! Dennys?!

Us big dudes have no chance in life.

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

she doesn't know about the wrestling mask

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nachoooooooooooooooooooo Libreeeee!!!

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

you would...

i kind of set myself up though

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

she's my younger sister, a freshmen in high school

so….. basically its against the law…

pervert

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh he can't even get the Romeo and Juliet law.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's it... a 6 year age difference, give or take?

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

No.

I think it’s less than that. Like 3. At least that’s what I think. If it were 6 fang would get the Romeo and Juliet law.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's the romeo and juliet law?

i know the guy was considerably older than the girl, but im not that familiar with it

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just looked it up.

It varies state to state. From what I read I think the guy can be no older than 4 years older than a girl who is between older than anywhere from 14-16 years of age depending on the state.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is how it is missouri

first off, the legal age is 17, not 18. this is a common misconception.

romeo and juliet laws in missouri i believe are 3 years. so me being 19, i could legally date a girl that is 16 years old and get away with it. when i was 18, it was 15. and when i was first 17, i could get away with dating a 14 year old.

obviously, when i turn 20 in a month, i lose all (benefits i guess we’ll call them) of romeo and juliet laws, as 20 – 3 = 17, the legal age in missouri.

but yeah, main point here is that’s still wayyyy too old for a freshman in high school.

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 28, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

And Romeo was only 3 years older than Juliet.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

alright so how does 6 year difference make him eligible for the romeo and juliet law

if the guy can be no older than 4 years olders

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't.

That’s why I said he doesn’t even have the Romeo and Juliet law.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

ooo ok

misunderstanding….

so he’s a pervert.. back to square one

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

The rule is half-plus-7....

Me, 22; half plus 7 puts minimum age at 18; Maximum age (minus 7 times 2) is 30

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by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

i still don't think he qualifies

he’s 20 right… so 10 + 7

17…. my sister is younger than 17 so he’s still a pervert

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the main thing to gain from all of this...

is that no matter what the rules or laws or whatever state he happens to live in, Fang is a creeping pervert.

by LandSickness on Apr 28, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What a perv.

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

excuse you

i’m 19. so 9.5 + 7 = 16.5

but yeah…she’s 14 or 15, so i made myself sound really creepy.

(btw vexed, i agree with this rule).

by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 28, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Greatest rule ever.

Can’t wait til I’m 60, so I can mack on some 37 year old cougars.

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmm Mmm Mmmm Mmm

I am probably not spelling that right.

meanwhile Yadi says, essentially, “I see the ball, I hit the ball.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

now I wanna listen to that song again

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 27, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

CTD's? "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q91_kcx3no

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

WORST. SONG. EVER.

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're just jealous you can't reach that note

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Debatable..."Zombie" by the Cranberries.

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

how can you say that!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least the Cranberries have other stuff that's good

Although I agree, that song sucks. But not as much as “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” (dear lord I feel stupid just typing that out)

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

people died for that one too

dang, what is with y’all tonight. they’re all tribute / protest songs.

do you like bye bye bye or something?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

we got

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

they have a text poll on giants broadcast

who is best first baseman in national league?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 27, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

i missed that

lol

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 27, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't even look at the choices

more like a t/f than a multiple choice to me.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

did you rewatch that play?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is a sick double play

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 28, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Horton's still going on about saber guys.

Give it a rest.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 28, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Crash Test Dummies

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

hey, according to this, they're actually on tour

http://www.crashtestdummies.com/#/tour

and apparently the lead dude actually did get into a car accident
lost an arm

/believe everything on the internet

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

What has 9 arms and sucks?

Def Leppard Crash Test Dummies

2010 St. Louis Cardinals - Sinkers and Dingers

by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd give my left arm to play drums for Def Lep.

ROCK OF AAAAAGEEEESSSS!

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahahah

what did they do to you lol

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh

i know someone who’s got a tracy chapman song ear-wormed

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

So messing around on Fangraphs with Pitch value

I always like to see what kind of pitches hitters are good at hitting and which ones they are not.

vs FB
Ryan Ludwick +6.1 runs so far, Good enough to be in the Top 10
(ouch)
Aramis Ramirez -8.5 worst in baseball so far

vs SL
Ryan Ludwick -4.2 worst in baseball
Matt Holliday -3.9 2nd worst

Something to keep an eye on

by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 28, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

i'd rather be able to hit a fastball

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

What a play by Phillie.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 28, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

over 3000 comments on today's threads

there better be over 4000 when I wake up in the morning

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

by mattyfrommo on Apr 28, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

girl holds up sign:

I ♥ Jimmy “The Cat” Hayes

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

but she got on tv.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's wrong to love Jimmy "The Cat" Hayes?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

you can fight LandSickness

I’m just reporting

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, it's never wrong to love anyone

My deepest apologies to “The Cat”, that horrible terrible person

by LandSickness on Apr 28, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm confused.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmm

She made a terrible choice in loving the cat, but she is allowed to love the cat. Something like that.

by LandSickness on Apr 28, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why is bad to love him?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmmm

I made a bad joke. That’s about all I can say to not extend this one for another couple of hours.

by LandSickness on Apr 28, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stop confusing me!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is a true statement.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm drunk

is that a word?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

or maybe it was Jim

it was rather exact.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

My God...

BBTN doesn’t even try to provide analysis anymore.

Just video and random conversations in the background.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 28, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

is mlb network any good?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 28, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

far better. They've adopted SABR

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Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had it for like a week.

Then we got U-Verse. Which is miles better than Charter but lacking MLB Network.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

That doesn't bother me as much.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

at least we can agree

charter is terrible

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

My biggest gripe with BBTN

is that the hosts actually think they’re stars, like they are the centerpiece of the show. No, idiots, you should be set pieces. Just show me wall to wall highlight/game coverage and STFU for the most part. instead, its like the sporadic game clips are some unwelcome burden interrupting their nonsensical dialogue. I don’t care about your opinions, just show me who hit the ball with the stick, you jackasses.

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

= umpires

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have you noticed the quality of umpiring this year?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 28, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

what quality?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

giants mauling the phillies

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 28, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Motte not in top 5 Web Gems

but gets a honorable mention.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 28, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

i always go with terry

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

IN THE LOOP

IN THE LOOP IN THE LOOP IN THE LOOP IN THE LOOP

it is AMAZING

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

baron munchausen has uma thurman

Which is reason enough to watch.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Apr 28, 2010 1:40 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

7+ innings, 1 ER for welly

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 28, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

bring him back for stav!!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

no thanks

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Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck

by vexedtechie on Apr 28, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

As shitty as BBTN may be...

I cannot express how much it pisses me off that it only lasts 30 minutes in order to get in 30 minutes of NFL Live.

In April.

Post-Draft.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 28, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

but...Tebow!

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

not even Tebow

I caught them talking about who will be the top draft picks next year. Next freaking year. Almost put a GD shoe through the screen until I remembered it wasn’t my TV, and the whole probation thing.

by mattyp on Apr 28, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN is the HSN of sports

no actual reason to watch and yet they remain on top

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1,000,000

First of all, I don’t even watch handegg.

Second, its fuckin’ April, preseason doesn’t even start til August.

I suggest mulling it over before replying to the above post.

by The_teague on Apr 28, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

..

Al Hrabosky: I always wanted to go into a library. Dan McLaughlin: Gotta be able to read, Al. #stlcards #DanAndAl

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Apr 28, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

twitter is deeply alarming sometimes.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

linki

page 2, currents

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

if anyone ever says to you

“hey! you should write a honors thesis on analyzing force caveats of the NATO ISAF mission using 3 countries as divergent case studies while using bandwagoning theory and principal agent theory to model the decision making process” you should tell them

“you’re a fucking idiot, who in their right mind would do that”

i told them

“hey, why not! i’m a masochist”

anyway, homework time. see yall tomorrow

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by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Why aren't you in bed?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean you stayed up all night and you're still awake now?

Silly.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

You just acknowledged one.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Too late now.

You may as well just give it up.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 28, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Apr 28, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

why would she ever have to say that?

because he’s doin’ it wrong!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aw

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by jd is legend on Apr 28, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

CG is right

the longer you stretch this out, the worse it is for you. your immune system is gonna get shredded by this. get some rest, 6ly.

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by tgreenfield on Apr 28, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

it will make him stronger

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow... busy catching up on threads

and my take on the pujols:

If we get him for 8/200, then I’d be fine with it… at the very least if you get absolutely fucked over in the last stages, you are paying him for what he’s done over the early career value where we had him as a steal

I would structure my contract with him something like this:
2012: 30 million
2013: 30 million
2014: 25 million
2015: 25 million
2016: 25 million
2017: 20 million
2018: 20 million
2019: 25 million (option clause…. 15 million buyout)

Now, that buyout is large, but I’m assuming we would accept it regardless just in courtesy so he could finish his career here.

in 2012, we would have a ridiculous 74.8 million spent on Pujols, Holliday, Wainwright, Molina, and Lohse….. 5 players….

I’m assuming we do not have Ludwick, Penny, or Carpenter by that season.

Somewhat realistically, we’d still have our starting catcher, third baseman, and center fielder that we do now in addition to our Waino, Garcia and Lohse…. I’m assuming Duncan project and Lance Lynn cover the rotation….. 2B can be filled by Delasco/Kozma and SS can be filed by Ryan/Kozma and RF could also be from within

all the positions that we don’t currently have under arbitration control are all cheap positions in general to get solid starters at (2B, SS, RF, back-end rotation, bullpen)

This deal works even better if they can skip his option year and have the contract begin in 2011 and end in 2018

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 1:36 AM EDT reply actions  

free allen craig!!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

right field option perhaps?

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

we will probabl ymake a Waino/Molina deal

so he skips arbitration hearings

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would like to lock him up now

6/30 or so

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 28, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

that would be a steal

and right now we need a steal badly considering the contracts of holliday and pujols

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

no he'd probably accept it.....

i’d think it’d be sort of like evan longoria signing his deal….

i think i’ll be worth more but just in case i need some millions and security

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 28, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

longoria was a little different

he was in the minors, and they wouldn’t bring him up and start his clock unless he signed – in other words, he hadn’t had even a PA in the bigs, but wanted to badly. it was an offer he couldn’t refuse.

but yes, let’s lock up colby. i like pj’s proposal.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

months later

i just figured out why my computer freezes when i run utorrent

f’ing wireless card drivers. anyone know of a good wireless card that doesn’t use ralink drivers?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 28, 2010 2:19 AM EDT reply actions  

reading chop talk game thread, and

they have stolen mr. freeze. the photo was posted at least twice.

also, whereas we may have a rally pig (somewhere), they have a different good-luck beast:

“Where’s the rainbow farting unicorn?
by jimmontg on Apr 27, 2010
(first post of the thread, and then the beast appears, and then a couple more times)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 28, 2010 3:46 AM EDT reply actions  

so it's a strauss-safe zone?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Apr 28, 2010 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

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