Overflow #2 Game 15
by azruavatar on Apr 22, 2010 12:11 AM EDT
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He is a beast.
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Fuck yeah!
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK"
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
cmon boooog
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
THAT'LL WORK!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Molina is so fucking slow
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Molina is slow like a Motte offspeed pitch.
Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.
run without a dinger!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 22, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
Boooooooooooooog.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I love me some Boog
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
insurance...
is a beautiful thing
You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
unless you're the geico gecko's voice
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
thank you boog.
Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.
by RosevilleRedbird on Apr 22, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
you can go back in time to 1+ years ago in spring training and toronto offers halladay for colby
knowing what you know now, would you do it?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Resident malcontented betamale
trade colby for a #3 starter??
i like that colby is cost controlled especially since we have to sign pujols
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
or what spants said
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
on our team?
i mean you could call him 1c if it makes you fEEL better
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
that's debateable
what’s he’s doing right now is flat out sick, but he’s sure to regress. i’m not saying he will be bad or anything like that, but i doubt he’ll run away with the cy young
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
Did you see the numbers he put up in the AL East?
I think it won’t even be close this year
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
sure he's sick. i can't argue that.
but i just don’t think he’s gonna run away with it
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
Well regardless of the label he's the best pitcher in baseball right now, no question
And is much more valuable than Rasmus.
I still wouldn’t make the trade.
by vivaelpujols on Apr 22, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
player wise i'd rather have halladay.
but i wouldn’t make the deal because of the money
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
trudat.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Absolutely not.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 22, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
my answer is no too
but my buddy isn’t quite as convinced…just need proof he’s looney
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Resident malcontented betamale
BOOOOOOOOOOG!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
Gameday shows Motte, Tony wouldn't bat him again would he?
TLR at postgame interview, " well I thought there was a chance we would go 20 innings again"
hey the way he pitched last inning i'm all for it
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Apr 22, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
ask and ye shall receive!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 22, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Bob Howry? 6ly?
He sucks more than a turd in a punch bowl
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 22, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
he stole two the other night
You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
Cody
you are welcome for the inspiration to post the carp love picture over there *
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
its cool
just giving you a hard time. I was wondering why nobody had thought to post it over there yet and too lazy to join up myself.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
wait, you're Buzz Killington?
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
by mattyfrommo on Apr 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was Cody
but now I am so confused
aww
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
by mattyfrommo on Apr 22, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was MooCow
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
you're effin me!!!!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
DINGER CAMP
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
HFS®
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
Skip bringing the sex.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
by azruavatar on Apr 22, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The Schu man with a dinger!!!!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 22, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
Is he creamy or crunchy?
shut it robot!
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
by mattyfrommo on Apr 22, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Whoever said it in the last thread was right
Your sig now makes everything you post hilarious.
by Andyfantastic on Apr 22, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Holy Hell where were these runs when Carp was pitching?
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
hidden in some luggage
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
by tehzachatak on Apr 22, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Colby does not hit home runs.
He creates atmospheric phenomena.
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
by hazel on Apr 22, 2010 12:18 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 2 recs
+1
Colbious Nimbus?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
think i had him at 28
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
tonya harding approves of this header.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Apr 22, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
over
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Apr 22, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
push
hits #30 on final day of season but misses third and is credited with a double
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
last year
didn’t he homer in a rainout?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I think the over is defensible. Awesome and defensible.
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
by hazel on Apr 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Even crazier is that he'll have an OPS over .900 after tonight
So awesome.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
I meant to add that I think there's a legit argument that if his plate discipline sticks
he could maintain that OPS through the year
Think; It's not illegal yet.
you want some towels for that chamboarding?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
SKIPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SIT DOWN FRANKY!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions
"you're allowed to smile, skip"
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
"you're allowed to smile, skip"
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
sbn, boo.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Ryan has a dinger?
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
by mattyfrommo on Apr 22, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
sorry I was wrong
He had one up in Minnesota I think
by stxcardsfan on Apr 22, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
that was a rocket
he’s not doing terrible. im not worried.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
skippyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
saveless now
still frizzy?
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
wow
every fly ball DOES sound like a home run on ktrs…
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Carp corners Boog and Skip for a word.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
skippyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
saveless now
still frizzy?
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
As long as they leave Howry in
Colby still has a shot at the cycle!
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
holy shit i hate my fucking mlb.tv
of course it would peter out before the 9th inning. thanks mlb for taking my fucking money.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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mine went out right before the schudinger
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
MOAR DINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
DINGER CAMP!!! FTW!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
I heard
that Howry eats poop and it makes his breath smell like poop
by Schmitt88 on Apr 22, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm wondering where he smelled that.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Man, do I love a good Always Sunny reference
But I believe they used “ass?”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
so who wants to tell the snakepit fans that this is the overflow thread?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Just let them entertain each other in the other thread.
by Ghostrider520 on Apr 22, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
we told them about Boog.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
(I'm hoping it's azru, actually.)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
too many homerz omggzzzz
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Bob Howry needs to be DFA'd.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Trade him to the Cubs.
He can handle the 7th inning, Zambrano has the 8th locked up.
think the 3rd basemans hand is numb?
Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.
by RosevilleRedbird on Apr 22, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
He must be going for the stranger.
by Ghostrider520 on Apr 22, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Interesting method...
“I dont sit on my hand, I just let Albert Pujols hit line drives at me, then I run to the clubhouse bathroom real quick’
Bird is the word.
by The_teague on Apr 22, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"i almost lost all my fingers in spring training in some routine stranger drills"
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Resident malcontented betamale
dang....
im kind of wondering what our ceiling is…..
pitching staff – promising
offense – dingerly
bullpen – ummm… good enough?!
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 22, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
pretty much
I think our rotation’s ceiling is 2009
the offense is looking 04-05 like, esp. if Wick & Rasmus both keeping hitting like this
what the hell happened?
i went to the bathroom and missed the whole 9th inning?
/not that im complaining
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
wait...
skip hit a 3 run shot…?
wtf i need to go to the bathroom more often
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 22, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I hope you get Montezuma’s revenge in October
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
The blogging is coming from the bathroom
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
get some bad tacos
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
by mattyfrommo on Apr 22, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
day has gone full circle!
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
he pulled a vep
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
your sister pulled me.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
my sister is dead you insensitive jerk
by vivaelpujols on Apr 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
/dick
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
now now
you’re confusing vep’s sister for your mother.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
SI magazine
the bradford story in fact…..
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 22, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
That's a pretty long bathroom break...
Just sayin’.
by Ghostrider520 on Apr 22, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
do i really need to tell you what i was doing?
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 22, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
performing a triple play?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
we'll go with that
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 22, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
How else do you make Howry breathmints?
"Pain is only in the mind. For me. Others, no." - Pornstache
by GasHouseMang on Apr 22, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
probably don't wanna know what that is....
but that won’t stop me from asking…
what is the old SSS
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 22, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
last 2 are shower and shave
sounds like you were probably doing the first. That is all.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
yeh that would be correct
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
someone needs to go post the eels!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
but but but
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
That's just not nice.
And they’re very nice over there. We don’t want to go to far.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 22, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
don't lecture me!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
honestly, this place has better things to taunt such as edwin jackson
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Poor Albert
smokes the ball at least twice and nothing to show for it tonight.
BABIP is out to get him
he's still searching for it a little bit
unbalanced at the plate, chasing bad pitches
You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
yeah but at least he centered the ball a couple times
oh and there’s the fact that we have 9 runs with him 0-5…wonder how many times that’s happened
you're right and i'm not complaining
i’ll take a game like this any time
You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
First AB would have been real close
to the wall in Busch (and several other places), last one almost broke 3B hand, one of his grounders was juuuuust in reach of SS, other one hit sharply to 2B. He was centering better tonight. He’s probably still frustrated, but those all looked better than those mile high pop-ups he’s been hitting.
by ArkansasTravs on Apr 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
well hey there. there's Skip shaking his ass. now he spins.
and throws.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'm just liveblogging
it’s not my fault the guys in the truck favor these kind of extreme closeups.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
there has been a lot of dongjackery tonight
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
so I have news
it’s Franklin in.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he sucks.
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
he won't be able to get a save though
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I fucking love Colby's swing
His homers are so pretty
Yes, I need a towel
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
It's like he trebuchets the ball out of the park.
by Andyfantastic on Apr 22, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
+1 for working a medieval siege engine in to the thread.
-1 for using French.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
The French hate irks me
The French are awesome!
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
by mattyfrommo on Apr 22, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I agree
I loved France when I was there
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
live there
you’ll see
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
french women=awesome
french fries= awesome
french toast= awesome
french language=awesome
french kissing=awesome
french tickler=awesome
french in the Revolutionary War=awesome
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
by mattyfrommo on Apr 22, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
french in wwii?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
steamrolled by the Nazis
who cheated by going thru Belgium anyway. No shame in losing to the Yankees when they’re using corked bats and spitballs…..
by nota bene on Apr 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lots of historical reasons why french fell
gotta blame the british for being pretty slow to mobilize post poland, germany’s superior tactics and technology, conflict wasn’t as one sided once french adapted(anti tank tech and extensions to defensive line), maginont line was smart strategic decision to act as bulwark against traditional german army threat(militaries always fighting the last war), no us material support, etc. etc.
yes, i’m a military history guy.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, yes, and yes.
Says the French teacher. I lived in France for two years. Oh man…how I miss it.
by mattisnotfrench on Apr 22, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
i want to teach english there so bad
but je ne parle pas bien francais.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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GENERIC FRENCH MILITARY JOKE LAWLS LAWLS LAWLS
cool story, breh!
/hates the french hate too
/people don’t appreciate good art
/so what if i like Monet?!
/leaves now.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Aw, relax everyone. 'twas just messing around.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
she's french canadian!
don’t pull the sexy wool over my eyes!
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Damnit, you're not s'posed to call me out on that.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
bringing it tonight, are we?
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
by mattyfrommo on Apr 22, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
at least the benches were cleared
that’s good enough for me
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
yep
if we saw a fight, we’d see carp get kicked out… and then we’d be screwed for this game
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Phil Hughes for the night
7.1 IP, 1 hit, 1 ER, 2 walks, 10 strikeouts
It took a while but it seems like Hughes might finally be living up to his potential from a few years back. #delayedhype
Think; It's not illegal yet.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
fantasy team
cha-ching…
needed it too… beckett sucked tonight
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
On a normal team...
JobaPhil would be starting every fifth day, hitting the occasional bump, but basically performing at a very high level.
Franklin !#@$!&*%#
they should have kept him in the pen
they could have lost that one in the eighth
by DanUpBaby on Apr 22, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He's too cheap to be in the pen. . .
Sabbathia’s contract seems like a better fit for a reliever.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
Just got back from this game
While Hughes looked pretty good, the offense the A’s trotted out there was downright tragic.
ok it's officially "GOBs-Screwing-With-Us" Night
Skip with a 3 run hr
Franklin with a swinging strikeout
a couple of Cardinals fans... talking about how huge it was.
thanks for that shot, guys in the truck.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he actually got a hit last night
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Rusty RYALLLLL..
Rusty RYALLLLL
/Beastie Boys
You can read it in any tone you like.
by spants on Apr 22, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WTF is with these shitty umpire first La and SD now home.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
and carp i guess
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Everybody on yer feet.
"A good catcher is the quarterback, the carburetor, the lead dog, the pulse taker, the traffic cop and sometimes a lot of unprintable things, but no team gets very far without one." – Miller Huggins
and that's a winner!!
still on pace for 108 wins!
Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.
by RosevilleRedbird on Apr 22, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions
WOOOOO!!
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Thats a winner!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 22, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions
"You've won every series, but have yet to sweep one"
“I DON’T GIVE A FUCK”
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
at boog breaking Skippy’s nail trying to do a secret handshake!
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
That was funny.
Skip said, “Ow!” and yanked his hand away from Boog.
You can read it in any tone you like.
typical, haha.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
boog went chasing after him
it was cute, like a high school couple in a fight cute.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
aaaah the scent of man stew in the springtime.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lets hope they dont let the feud
affect their working relationship
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
...feud? it's an excuse to hug it out.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
WINNAR!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
Fin
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
series to start the season
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
They can only praise one team not on a coast every broadcast.
Guess they picked the Twins. F’in Joe Mauer.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 22, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
*sighs dreamily*
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
but we went fishing in cabooooh
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
"I'm not even allowed in Mexico!"
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 22, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
has anyone found the Sunday Night Baseball ad yet?
it has tipping pitches!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
That's a great commercial.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 22, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
agreed.
well played, mauer is now in my vernacular.
and joe, he is dreamy.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
anyone know the MLB record?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
thank god for my ability to tether my iphone
internet connection completely quit around the 7th inning
great win. franchise record, no less. let’s make it 6 this weekend
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Dead
Until they come to Busch
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
aw dammit
he posted it and you called it a unicorn
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Pegasus is the one with wings
and unicorns have horns. So they call this abomination a Pegacorn
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I get the pegacorn thing...
but what’s up w/the bacon?
by Ghostrider520 on Apr 22, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
it is the life force
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
oh, that.
well you can start out by asking gdm.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
they love bacon
so they put it on everything. Anymore questions? If not, please, please let this subthread die.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
we're not going to give Ghostrider the Talk, right?
i’m not summing that up.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I may have to retire you as braintwin.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
well clearly if we post the eels
we eel ourselves.
they have to post it themselves.
on the other hand, posting Penelope Cruz seems to have no effect.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Pssht.
We turned the corner following both postings of St. Penny.
You can read it in any tone you like.
I checked timestamps, there was the one.
‘e claimed it was the kitten, but the timestamp didn’t match.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
"The man who puts young people in jail, where they belong..."
by Andyfantastic on Apr 22, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
it's great that it's you(r screenname)
saying it
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Matlock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMgviGyl5dk
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
oh, my bad
no ill effect
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
i posted this during the top of the 9th. it seemed to work
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
It had an effect
And influenced the game too.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
more like
dbags meme amirite
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
only 3 LOBsters!
very nice
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 22, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
oh man
garcia v lincecum
wainwright v zito
penny v cain
that’s some pitching
bet we can take the latter 2. shit, remember the kind of shame we brought upon danny haren? i think we can take lincecum
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
/orgasm
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
bengie molina is their cleanup hitter right?
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 22, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
it's not that bad
but it’s certainly not score 9 runs while the best hitter on your team goes hitless good
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
i will be at the Friday and Saturday games
really hoping to see Cardinal wins both times!
Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.
by RosevilleRedbird on Apr 22, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Why couldn't we get a Welley start
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
He would slaughter us....
and no one wants to see that.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
also, Colby will see DeRosa again, and remember to smile.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
OT: MLB.com plays live on Sony PS3
Starting tomorrow MLB.com will be able to play on PS3
....my quick smells like french toast...
Twitter: @mstreeter06
In retrospect, Colby coulda had 3 HRs tonight...
that 3B was drilled off the wall in center…
Bird is the word.
so, here's a wrapup
Carp will get angry
Motte is on some shit
freakin DINGER CAMP
Albert can play some sweet D, even if he’s 0 for 5
Freese was just kinda hangin around
Boog, flashin the leather again.
Razzle Triple! and 2 dongs jacked
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
*falls under dinger camp
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Dinger camp focused on HORP?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
n/m - punch drunk
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
but yeah
Skip did great, some nice defensive plays and he turned on that pitch like a muv
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I was keeping a What We Learned Tonight post going
here’s what I’ve got so far…..
Chris Carpenter Does Not Give A Fuck
spants is Penelope Cruz. spants is not Dick Cheney.
Be careful about posting pictures @ AZ Snakepit.
Eels are scary.
ClemsonGirl is apparently not innocent.
BOOG is spelled with one g.
The Meat Puppets are from Arizona.
fang does not have a radio.
Baseball players do not in fact want to fight each other. Shocking, I know.
Bryan Anderson was not at fault.
Mike Shannon thinks they’re in San Diego.
by nota bene on Apr 22, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I deeply enjoy other people doing a sum up
merit badges for everyone.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
very nicely done
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Great summary
On the FSMW post-game they showed clips from a brawl in the ’80’s involving Horton. His bud from the other team (sorry, it’s getting late and I can’t remember the player or team), who he’d been in a Bible study with earlier that day, grabbed him from behind and told him “Rick, it’s me, I’m just goin’ to hug you” So Horton thinks everything is cool when Whitey sees them, grabs the other player and throws him to the ground and he takes Horton with him. Horton later is fined $500 for fighting when it was his own manager that threw him to the ground.
(He did say the fine was overturned later)
by ArkansasTravs on Apr 22, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions
go whitey!
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
oh yes: the blood of Chris Carpenter!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
blood of carp!
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
blood of carp
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
does he have to approve avatar changes?
cos if so, i might be in the VEB dog house
but it’s motte! cuh-mahn, fuck a guy!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
he loses track of who we are
his sensors don’t pick up usernames I guess
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
i've probably said this many times befor
but i just don’t notice avatars when they’re on the right. they should be on the left like any self respecting board/blog would have
they are useless to me on the right side
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
agreed.
i do like to go a non-baseball route
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I am afraid I will have to change my avatar before next season
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
by mattyfrommo on Apr 22, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
I should probably obtain an avatar.
But…I kind of like the blank space. We’ll see.
Ah man, can't be having that.
I’ll possibly think of something. Or just continue to have no sig/avatar. Not like my user name is terribly complicated.
you may have to pull in closer. lost some of the detail.
crop it so the wound is closest to the bottom margin, if possible.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I literally took this with my digital
off of my HD. I need to have vexed tune it up.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
it will take me at least three days to reassociate this pic with your name
I’m going to have to bring flashcards with the avatar pics to VEB day so that I know who is who.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
I find my avatar boring but effective.
by Ghostrider520 on Apr 22, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I ain't afraid of no ghost
(some girl at my work wore a ghostbusters shirt today)
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
wow.
posted winnar in their thread and they got hostile. bad plan.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
you should have insulted their dead sisters too
by vivaelpujols on Apr 22, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
okay i'm sorry
no need to bring it up again.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
You had everyone on edge.
You should’ve kept it up.
I was captivated.
by Ghostrider520 on Apr 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
i was 90% sure you were.
but i didn’t want to double my dickness if you i called you out on kidding and you weren’t.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
come on. i was loving your dry wit
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
me too.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
it was his mother though wasn't it?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
don't remember.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
These guys are just a bunch of a holes
by vivaelpujols on Apr 22, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
something tells me they wanted their team to win, fang
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
that honestly wouldn't piss me off if someone did that here
honestly. i guess i’m just different.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
no I wouldn't mind either
obviously they do.
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
obviously. i need to just leave.
i have the hardest time removing myself from situations though.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
they no like
at least it wasn’t an eel
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Probably was a bit of a dick move.
Don’t be a poor winner.
cub fan-like really
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
gloating crosses the line
would you like if someone took your capri sun RIGHT out of your lunchable?!
/no need to a condescending asshole, tgreenfield
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
OH SNAP
(but damn, i want some capri sun)
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
oh mannnnn me too. crap.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
pacific cooler for the fucking win
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
...you planned it?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
i say bad plan a lot.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
like i said over there
i gauge what i do on opponent’s blogs by if it would piss me off is someone from another blog came over here and did the same thing to us. honestly, posting WINNAR in our thread when we lost wouldn’t piss me off, especially if said poster had been there an hour or two for some fun chat and exchanging of jokes.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
i would sure hope you're not judging me
i’m just explaining why i didn’t think it was that bad an idea.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
something like that.
i removed myself from the situation, btw.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Lets all celebrate with a lucky eel cat!
Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.
by Red Blazer on Apr 22, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
it kind of makes it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Those are natural. Haven't you ever seen a real live eel cat?
Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.
by Red Blazer on Apr 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
is it like a catfish, maybe?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
with an eel tail
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
you have the worst photoshop skills ever
but you’re awesome for posting them anyway.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I promise I will only get worse...
or banned.
Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.
.
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
C'mon everyone loves a shaved p.....
No. I swore to myself I would never make that pun.
by Andyfantastic on Apr 22, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
what the hell you doing edwin
throwing a pitchz at mah paw? i don’t give a fuck how sad i look.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Does it eat babies?
Think; It's not illegal yet.
by azruavatar on Apr 22, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not cat babies
but like baby babies.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
by azruavatar on Apr 22, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
gonna get yourself a shaved kitty?
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
by mattyfrommo on Apr 22, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Just pet shopping right now
want to know what my pet can do should the need ever arise.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
I understand
plus, it’s good for the environment
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
by mattyfrommo on Apr 22, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
eelcat babies?
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't believe I was the first to rec this.....
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
if you're recing that one
I’m recing the eel-cat
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
my rec button is wore out
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Apr 22, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THis is more like it...
Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.
by Red Blazer on Apr 22, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
postpostmodern
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'm reccing this.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
or maybe
post-postpostmodern
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
epic photoshop skills
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
tim and eric would be proud of your work
greatjob!
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm just glad you have him holding onto a remote
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
by muidomi84 on Apr 22, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
good lord
ahah!
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Eel O Eel Cat
FTW!
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
he still isn't comfortable though
he kept fidgeting with his left hand
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Carp probably told him to go do it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
He's really taking some big strides this year...
Can you understand what he’s saying?
Franklin !#@$!&*%#
do you need a towel?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Who gets the win?
WWL text said Carpenter. That can’t be right, correct?
....my quick smells like french toast...
Twitter: @mstreeter06
here's the carpenter video for those who missed it
ignore the Matthew Leach story
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
linki
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=7584175
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
the play-by-play is a little misleading. ignore that too.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Did anyone else notice that the
first number to come into the frame after carp was hit was 47?
RFL
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Hahaha awesome!
Don’t fuck with Carp. He’ll fuck a bitch up!
....my quick smells like french toast...
Twitter: @mstreeter06
by mstreeter06 on Apr 22, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
MOTHER FUCKER
lol
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 22, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
one of the best games threadses ever
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions
certainly helps when carpenter says
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 22, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
certainly does
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Great game to ease the pain of the night before
Have a good night everyone! Can’t wait until these games are back on central time!
Think; It's not illegal yet.
concur
first game thread in a few days, and it was a good one. glad to be relatively free from a week of hell.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Same here
First time in a few days that I haven’t had a pile of paperwork to wade through at game time. Well done VEB.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
coitainly!
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
First, two games even further west!
9:05pm starts on Fridays and Saturday, I think. Afternoon game on Sunday. I’ll be at all three! I’m so psyched.
Man, Roy Halladay's season numbers are kind of silly right now.
Video game-esque. Or..something like that.
I sure hope those people complaining about the language on VEB a couple months ago
don’t wander into this game’s threads.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
well I did declare, for myself,
I’d try to rein in my language except when in relation to Carpenter.
tonight would be why.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
First thread: Command-F
“fuck”
30 matches.
Overflow Thread 1: Command-F
“fuck”
73 matches.
You boys done good.
by Andyfantastic on Apr 22, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
i counted 24 fucks.....
20 of them were from mattyfrommo’s sig so i eliminated that
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 22, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Seems awfully low.
How many ‘eel’ matches? If there’s more eels than fucks going on, that’s reely odd.
That brings back memories
Used to watch that movie all the time when I was younger
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
i love the portuguese subtitles
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
no its cool
i heard VEB has a big following in portugal. this will help them out immensely.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
Tonight's episode was awesome
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure those people know to stay clear of the game threads
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I am going to laugh myself to death from this gamethread
eel-cats, fake whiskers, don’t even need beer
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions
Nevertheless, time for another Guinness.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
that's 'cause the eel-cat drank your beer.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
ah
so that’s where it went. thought I drank all of it last night!
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL at Ricky Horton
for getting slammed by his own manager during a brawl
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Rick, I don't want to hear about your violent bible study partners.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
keep us posted
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
nexdef'd
some nexdef plugin just started installing now, like 15 minutes after I shut off mlb.tv
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions
yeah
it just started installing itself. fuckin weird.
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
thanks
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
and then I heard "Joe Mauer" and I'll believe they're watching BBTN.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Also, during Carp interview:
Tiny Dancer,
followed by
Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Tony says Carp was having trouble breathing through his rage.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
simmering rage ftw!
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
"fired up" in Tony speak
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
He was upset
and I dont blame him. I like how Tony deferred the anger onto the catcher for giving a high target.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Never anger a man with a soul patch
words to live by
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
by Schmitt88 on Apr 22, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
can we post eel-cats on the snakepit??
plz?
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions
NO!
bad idea.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
not even this
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
BAD IDEA!
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
says the guy who posted
WINNAR!!
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
heh
he learned through experience (school of hard knocks)
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
what he said
a seemingly harmless joke was taken way too seriously, so i’m not recommending that anyone else do the same.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
one more for the road
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that a Fisher cat with a cat fish?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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who knows what the hell is going on there
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I typed
eel cat into google, and that’s what I get
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
f'n google
I typed in “white people stole my car” and it asked me if I meant “black people stole my car.” Google’s racist.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
try it before you call bullshit
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
did already
bullshit,
but still a funny concept
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
somebody took the time
to make the pictures
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
just don't post any of those snakefish
I’m genuinely afraid of those.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ok
I won’t
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
thank you.
the ones where they escape from weighted down watertanks…. gahhh.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's a little early for permabans, though
go find those two dudes and tell them to come over here.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Colby Rasmus = .583 WPA
swoon
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
my win probability just added
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it's like the mesas in arizona
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
fuckin a my internet connection is back up
see you guys on my pc
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
and now puff daddy
before he was p. diddy
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Puff daddy and Biggie, i think
I used to have the CD, but I was like 14
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Googled it
Notorious B.I.G. featuring Puff Daddy and Mase- “Mo money, mo problems”
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I thought everyone knew that song.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'm so sleepy
merit badges for all the mix tape work.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oops, I didn't see this when I posted above,
Carry on.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
now i'm an *
up there for telling you to look down here.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Naw, it's cool
I should really read everything before I go off all half-posted
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Oh andi!
Tonight I had to fight off a D-Backs fan for Joe Mather. Well not fight really… his good looks transcend fanbases.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
I think there is plenty of him to go around. : )
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Carp. Still. Pissed.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 1:08 AM EDT reply actions
he's had quite a rage-ful beginning to the season
yelled at umpires, about smooth balls. and now this
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I almost did a GIS of
smooth balls. But then my brain kicked in.
someone should keep track of all his anger incidents
would be funny, and angry, simultaneously
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
kinda like the voices in motte's head
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
are you kidding
do you want to get luggaged
and also, I kind of already did that.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
needs to be updated later in 2010 then
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
soooooo that was the reporters risking certain death
and then the postgame guys talking about the umpires risking certain death
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Horton, they knew how to handle Carp
they gave him his space, just like you said
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Lincecum on Friday
but he’ll probably still be disoriented from 4/20
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
every day is 420 for timmeh
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
nothing wrong with timmy the wizard
so what if he enjoys some delicious tree?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
hopefully he doesn't get some of the really good stuff
perfect game
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I still think you
needed to make the hat red, as well.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
thanks to you,
I’m hung up on calling myself an asshat constantly. every time I eff something up a bit, which is often, I call myself an asshat in my head.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
*
no progress on the car. I’m a lazy asshat at that.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Avatar...
It’s all a rip off of the Smurfs. And the Smurfs…they suck!
"Tomorrow's game starts at high noon. High Noon. That's a great movie with the Duke. Shane, come back, Shane!" - Mike Shannon
i thought we said it was ferngully
and the smurfs were okay.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I hope I never have to see that movie
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
It's beautiful
brainless, but beautiful.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
looks like a video game
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
any way we can get a gif
of carp’s angry tirade, sort of like the prince smash gif??
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
that'd be neat
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't blame me
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
lego looks funny
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
like a chick
they had to put the number 7 on there because they did such a bad job
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
ol number 7
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm burning my laptop
hope you all do the same to try to get rid of those things
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Oh, there are more.
Should I refrain from posting them?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
already saw them. Pat parris is disturbing
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I just thought I'd share the pain with the folks that don't get FSNMW.
No reason we should have to suffer while they get off scott-free.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Glad I turned it off
before they got to this.
by ArkansasTravs on Apr 22, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes. Yes you are.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions
done and done
hopefully they dont pop up frequently.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
he'll take it even worse than I am
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck is even the point of that?
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
Paid advertisement I suppose.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Some things aren't worth the money.
Those things include turning Matt Holliday into this woman.
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
guys, i just got back from the game
and it was AMAZING. everything. carp getting pissed, the bench clearing brawl, colby’s jacks!!
best away game i’ve ever been to.
also, i was right behind home plate and (dare I say it?) franklin looked really good. motte was throwing 98. his K of justin upton was epic.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
you are so lucky
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
"bench clearing brawl"
ha!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 22, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Great game to go to
You got to hear Carp’s profanity front and center!
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
it was funny because i saw his lips moving and i could see EXACTLY what he was saying
but i heard nothing. it was too loud in there or something. i was only like 100 ft away it was weird. but i knew he was pissed and when the ump was walking him down the line, i was like, there is going to be some bench clearing later…
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
what?!
the cubs are moving zambrano to the bullpen to setup carlos marmol?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
This may help the Pen, AL
but it in NO WAY helps the starting rotation long term. I fear this will be something that we all look back on and regret…
by digitalbenjamin on Apr 21, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Just like the decision we all made to become Cubs Fans.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 21, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
see, vep is right
let the ….stupid people…at bcb trump the stupid decisions of the cubs management
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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Hendry heard that the interwebs might help
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I dunno....
I mean, his stuff is nasty, and might be even nastier in short stretches….but isn’t his real value in his ability to chew up innings with pretty high quality?
pretty much the conclusion of jack moore on fangraphs.
which is a good read on the matter
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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the dude has been worth at least three wins every single season of his career
they are thirding his value at best
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
I was wondering about this
what’s to say he’s only going to throw one inning at a time? If he can come in and pitch 2-3 high leverage innings 3 times a week, does that qualify as not totally crazy? (I wouldn’t do it either, I’m just trying to figure what the fuck Piniella is thinking.)
the goofiest part of the whole thing
is the timing. I mean, it’s April, Lou. We’ve got 150-odd games to play yet.
It'll all depend if he has that extra 'gear'
I think. If he can ramp the fastball up 3 mph, and maybe add some extra snap onto his breaking pitches, going in short stretches… I still don’t think it adds value to the team. But their ‘pen has been horrible, so I can sort of see the ’why’ behind it.
If he had extreme pitch count issues, and had trouble working past the 5th
This could be a brilliant move. But….he’s generally a pretty solid innings eater, even if prone to some meltdowns..on the mound, and in the dugout. I just don’t get it. Oh wells. LOL CUBS?
LOL CUBS
exactly
still, you’re bailing on a guy who has been worth 4+ wins four out of six season of his career after 4 rough starts where his xFIP is 3.37, his HR/FB 21.1% and his BABIP is .435! and he’s striking out 12 batters an inning!
thank god tony is not this crazy
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Even tony couldn't mismanage a guy
striking out 12 batters an inning.
by Voxx on Apr 22, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
seriously x2
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
oddly enough
my brother called that last night
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
he must read bcb
al yellon called for it days ago – cubs fan?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yes
I detailed it in today’s post when you asked. we’re from the QC, dad liked both teams, lots of fans of both teams there, yadda yadda yadda. now we both live in chicago. and there’s a cards affiliate back there… might be Cards Fan in the QC at some point lol (although preferably not)
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
well, lord it over him
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it's been done
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
neither does Carp
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
alright hombres
gonna leave you with a picture post.
time for some 
and 
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
should have chose a more coherent arrested development reference.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
I miss that show
Thank god Modern Family is AD-lite
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions
i am disappointed that so many have gone to epic games in person
and not bothered to write fanposts…
(my excuse is we didn’t get to see the whole game. chilly relatives and all.)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
veb day game was pretty good last year
Holliday home run, wasn’t a very close game, I believe we won 7-3
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions
hope it's awesome this year
Maybe we’ll see Brett Wallace
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions
he's on the blue jays though
I thought we were seeing the A’s
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Yep
I must have missed the couple of days on here where he was dealt to the Jays from the A’s
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
i am totally going to do this
i have pictures and everything. but i had three large beers tonight and i can’t do it now. i’m sorry yadi2.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
it's all right
you’re probably drunk from the scent of Carp’s blood. i mean the couple of other games before this too, when people chime in “hey, we saw that!” and then… leave us hangin’.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'm not asking for everybody
we don’t even get one?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions
hey guys i have a brilliant idea!
our bullpen is kinda shaky, lets move carp and waino to the 7th and 8th inning relievers!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
plz
don’t compare them to z
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I like to think this is a totally independent idea
and also no
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to bed
lol
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 22, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
whoops
that was supposed to be a reply to the original post. sorry
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions
You are a frickin' genius.
Motte and Boggs can start. Lopez goes to the ’pen.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
albert's had a rough last few days
maybe we can move him to full time pinch hitting roles
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
going thru the Snakepit thread right now
RiverRat posted the Geiger video. Nobody commented on it. Epic.
It's great
I still love it. Hadn’t watched it in quite a while, totally worth it
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
wow okay, sorry for the bcb hate
but this is hilarious
this is a green comment at BCB:
“AL: After reading your comments in this thread I have to say I think your a nice guy who runs a popular site but you don’t know a damn thing about baseball.”
Al: "You’re 100% wrong.
This move may not work. Or it may be brilliant. In any case, I give credit to a baseball manager who is willing to try something unconventional to shake up his team.
Finally, you might want to see how this actually shakes out in real games before you condemn it based on spreadsheet analysis. Last I saw, no spreadsheet ever won a baseball game"
Discord + ineptitude = delicious schadenfreude.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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haha
I wonder if he’ll eat his words or if he’ll find a way to get out of it
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
i haven't stopped laughing since i read it
and so many people are crediting it as a great idea at BC
bafflling
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
My favorite part is Al replying to literally every poster in that thread
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
i know
this was his idea, after all (i’m sure he believes lou stole it from him).
i love that: guy says you no absolutely nothing about baseball. al says you are 100% wrong. hahahaha
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Ergo, he knows absolutely everything about baseball
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 22, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
that's how i read it
and grammar fail on my part there.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Fun with Colby's projected statistics!
.273/.407/.705 54HR, 108 RBI, 22 doubles, 11 triples
I can say with reasonable certainty that this is Colby’s true talent level
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Left out the 22 steals.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but then I would've had to put the 2 CS
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
The funny thing is that Pujols' career numbers are better than that
by vivaelpujols on Apr 22, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Colby'd have more dongs and triples
but yeah that is scary and ridiculous
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I really hope this becomes truth with Colby's statistics.
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I can see
.280/.380/.580 with 35 HR, 100 RBI, 30 doubles, 10 triples…maybe. If I squint just right.
Probably not this year, but I'd say that's Colby at his peak
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Unfortunately, projections
it means 114 Ks for Albert
This won’t happen
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't really call those projections
More like extrapolations.
by vivaelpujols on Apr 22, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions
the last line made me giggle quite a bit
sports pickle is good, not onion quality, bt still good
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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Best Onion bit ever
http://www.theonion.com/video/report-most-college-males-admit-to-regularly-getti,14386/
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
my favorite is this
Though it is wildly vulgar, so beware
hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w056fHqGh0Y
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions
want
http://www.candlpuppies.com/puppy/english-bulldog-s-3-8326.html
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
Ohhhhh shit I want that
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
would name yadi
even if its a female
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
Haha
More of a cat man myself, but my first animal (cat or dog) will almost certainly be named Yadi, regardless of gender.
Even my not-interested-in-baseball girlfriend agrees with me.
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Also, man
I hadn’t looked yet but,
Liars, Modest Mouse, BSS, LCD, Wolf Parade, Titus Andronicus, jj, St. Vincent, Girls.
I might have to see you there
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions
yep.
it’s gonna be awesome.
modest mouse is always a good show, seen them before.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt
Can they eat a baby?
Think; It's not illegal yet.
by azruavatar on Apr 22, 2010 7:03 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
are you overrun or something?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i watched the video and i don't think carp was particularly aggressive at second with stephen drew.
it may have sent a message but it didn’t seem seriously likely to knock him down. based on the comments, i thought he nearly bowled him over. that was more a brushback pitch than a beanball
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Yeah he gave up
but I think the MIs new he was gonna come in hard. It appeared he was yelling at himself cause he didn’t get to take Drew down. that’s what I got out of it.
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions
all i can say is that if carp came into second pissed off, i get out of the way and say nothing.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
part of the liveblog fail
is they stayed with the runner at first base, and then the benches cleared, and then it was quite a while before we got any footage.
our guys in the truck wouldn’t be this inept.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I don't either.
I think the Arizona announcers overreacted a bit when they implied that had the play been closer Drew would have been seriously injured and it sounded to me like they said carried out on a stretcher.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Apr 22, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
well, if the play had been closer,
that was exactly Carp’s intent.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
that's just called a "holliday"
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
The write-up for "Zambrano to the bullpen" is just priceless.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions
My, they don't think much of Al, do they?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 22, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions
What are the handles of the ACB guys on BCB?
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
haha
who was it that traded colby for zambrano on their fantasy team
that move looks so good now
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
In other bad fantasy trades
I traded Morales/Brad Penny for Delgado/Greinke
I feel silly now
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Apparently, once he decides he's healthy
he’ll be willing to play for a contender. This is a ways off though
by LandSickness on Apr 22, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions
okay one last time before bed
LOL, CUBS
until tomorrow
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 22, 2010 3:01 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
everyone knows the site by now
but just to note, it sounds like the “accidental poster” received a permanent timeout. have to go back and check out what buzz killington had to say…
http://www.azsnakepit.com/2010/4/22/1436166/diamondbacks-4-cardinals-9#storyjump
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
for fuck's sake
we really are blessed with the most awesome blog manager on all of SBN, aren’t we?
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
If you speed it to real-time, you might be able to string together that sentence
either way, good effort
Bird is the word.
I don't give a FUCK
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 22, 2010 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I just feel bad.
They’re literally going to finish behind the Pirates at this rate. They’re the new Royals.
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
Actually, they resemble the Mets in several ways:
1. Huge salary with little to nothing to show for it. The Mets did this by getting injured (Beltran, Reyes, Santana maybe) or just misallocating (K-Rod, Oli) the money in the first place. The Cubs signed a lot of their contracts during a big run-up in salaries and signed several players past their primes (Nearly $19M for Zambrano is as stupid as moving one of your best starters to the bullpen. Doing both? That’s…something).
2. Awful Managers. Jerry Manuel is one of the most backward managers in baseball. It’s no wonder he adores Jeff Francoeur, because the two of them are essentially soul mate brain twins in an interracial buddy cop movie that only exists in their minds. Lou Pinella, well, I hate to talk about the mental health of someone I hardly know, but is he losing his god damn mind?
3. Terrible General Managers. The meme is that Minaya and Moore are duking it out for worst in baseball, but Wade and Hendry could definitely give them a run for their money. Speaking of money, when you spend this goddamn much of it, you should at least get something for it. It’s painful, really.
4. Crappy Farms. Sterling Castro just isn’t going to save this team. Ike Davis could really help in NY, but probably not yet. And what else is there? At least most teams that are terrible for long periods of time compensate by building up lots of minor league talent. Where did the years go?
5. Players under performing. Sure, things are bad now, but are the Mets really going to end up dead last in the East? There are the Nationals to beat up on, after all. And, just because your opening day starter has a crappy ERA after four games doesn’t mean you should flip the fuck out and make the dumbest rotation move of the century. Tom Gorzelanny sucks. He has always sucked. Just pick someone up or trade for someone for christ’s sakes. Don’t you have hard-throwing AAAA right handers that you can call up for this sort of situation?!
I'm one of those "I don't care how you killed the cow; just serve me a great steak" guys. If the results are logical and easy to understand, I'm pouring some A1 sauce on that formula and eating it. UZR qualifies. -Bill Simmons
by hazel on Apr 22, 2010 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I actually like Gorzelanny
But I agree with everything else you said.
by vivaelpujols on Apr 22, 2010 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions
man, Al is getting beat up on his own site
it seems odd that a sabr holdout would run an sb nation site anyways…
games aren't won on spreadsheats, ya dummy
clearly you do not know baseball. clearly al is 100% right.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person
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by tgreenfield on Apr 22, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions
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