2010 Draft Preview part Six: Various Positions 2
You know what I don't want to talk about? Last night's game. Just an awful performance, one I can only hope won't end up haunting the team down the stretch somewhere. Any time you can get to Dan Haren the way the Cardinals did, the pitching has to find a way to-
Ah, see, I said I didn't want to talk about last night's game, and here I am doing just that. But no more. I'm just going to chalk it up to one of those nights when things just don't go your way, and that's that. I'm going to do my little draft preview here and be glad we have Chris Carpenter on the mound tonight to hopefully take the rubber game of the series. (Although I'm a little bummed it isn't Garcia, as I have a haiku already composed in my head for a Jaime start.)
A couple tidbits before we jump:
- Andy Seiler has a new draft site as part of the SB Nation network, MLB Bonus Baby. Seiler's work is outstanding; and I'm frankly thrilled to have him on the network.
- From the same blog, and a note I forgot to include last week: Seiler's most recent mock draft had the Cardinals taking Matt Harvey, the college right-hander out of the University of North Carolina. I would be frankly thrilled if they ended up snagging that kind of premium arm in the first round.
- Baseball Beginnings has released a flurry of new material the last couple days, with a fair amount of precious, precious video. They're updating scouting reports and the like as we get in closer to the draft.
More after the jump.
Jedd Gyorko, SS, University of West Virginia
5'11", 185 lbs
DOB: 23rd September, 1988
So, what's so great about this guy?
The people who like Gyorko are going to tell you about Dan Uggla. They're going to tell you Gyorko is a thick-bodied middle infielder with good power potential and the ability to make it as an offense-first second baseman in the big leagues. They may pull out a couple Kevin Youkilis comparisons as well, as both hit from slightly odd-looking stances, feature excellent plate discipline, and have thick, unathletic builds. (Personally, I don't like the Youk comps; Gyorko is nowhere near as big as Youkilis and won't hit for that kind of power.)
Those who don't like Gyorko will point to his lack of athleticism and speed and tell you this is a player who can't make it at either middle infield position and will have to move to a corner spot. They'll tell you his swing is all arms, tailored for metal bats, and his power won't ever translate to more than, say, 10-12 home runs a year.
I fall somewhere in the middle of those two. I've said it before 'round these parts, and I'll say it again: I like Gyorko, but I don't love him.
Here's the skinny on his bat: I think Gyorko is going to hit. I do. I think he's going to hit his way to whatever level he needs to. He's got a quick bat, with strong wrists, and he's capable of using the whole field. His swing is a little long for my tastes, but I don't think it's going to hold him back. I think his bat speed and leverage will be sufficient to allow him to hit anywhere from 15-20 home runs at his peak, with maybe even a couple seasons better than that. Even better than his raw hittability, Gyorko sports solid plate discipline, as he walked more than he struck out in 2009 (32 to 25), and posted a .492 OBP. Like I said, he's going to hit.
Now here's the bad news: I'm not entirely sold on the idea he can play second base. I think he'll make it at second, but I'm not sure he will. What little game footage I've seen of Gyorko says to me he has good hands and enough arm to play anywhere on the infield, but his range is another matter entirely. He could certainly play third, as his reactions and hands are just fine, but he simply doesn't cover much ground, period. He's slow-footed on the basepaths as well. You'll see scouting reports say he isn't a baseclogger, which is code for, "He's really slow, but not quite slow enough to be an honorary Molina." He could probably play left field as well, in the way just about anyone can play left field if their bat is good enough, but left is sort of taken for the foreseeable future here in St. Louis.
I like Gyorko, but I don't love him. I'm not going to be all that upset if the Cardinals pop him in the first round, as I do think he should be able to play second long-term and I definitely believe in his bat. He wouldn't be my first choice, though, by any means. I think he would make an outstanding supplemental pick, but I'm not sure he'll last that long. He reminds me a bit of another current Cardinal farmhand, Aaron Luna, though Gyorko has better contact skills and less power.
Gary Brown, OF, Cal State Fullerton
6'0", 185 lbs
DOB: 27th August, 1988
So, what's so great about this guy?
I can tell you what's so great about Gary Brown, and I can do it in just one word. The word is fast. In fact, Brown is so fast that I have to write fast in italics, and I'm considering putting an extra 'S' or two in there just to help get the message across. I'd like to add speed lines to the word, honestly, but my keyboard doesn't seem to have that function.
Brown is a definite helium guy this spring, as he has gotten off to a good start at the plate and showcased plenty of that raw athleticism and speed that have long been his calling card. Brown's wheels make him not only a skilled basestealer, but more importantly a premium defender in center field. He has outstanding instincts in the field, gets good jumps, and can flat-out run down just about anything hit from gap to gap. I've seen reports his arm is a tick below average, but I've liked what I've seen of his throwing. He isn't Ankiel, or Rasmus, or Edmonds out there, necessarily, but he's accurate and gets the ball in to the cutoff man quickly. Trust me, he may not have a cannon, but he isn't Johnny Damon out there, either.
What is less encouraging about Brown are his skills at the plate. He's not a bad hitter, really, and has had a very nice season for Cal-State Fullerton, but there are some definite shortcomings in his offensive game. He isn't particularly strong and doesn't offer much in the way of power. Worse, his plate discipline isn't great either, although his contact ability is very good. I don't like his swing, as he sort of hooks the bat and adds length to his swing. I honestly don't know if that's the type of thing which would specifically hurt a player trying to convert to a wood bat, but I'm telling you what I see, and I'm not all that fond of it.
I love Brown's athleticism and defense, and could easily see him having solid value as a big leaguer in the mold of Franklin Gutierrez. I don't know if he's quite that good, mind you, but he's cut from similar cloth. It's also possible Brown could make an offensive adjustment or two and improve his offensive performance. On the other hand, he could be nothing more than a more highly touted version of Jim Rapaport. (I don't think so, but hey, you never know.)
Zach Alvord, SS, South Forsyth High School (Georgia)
6'1", 180 lbs
DOB: 12th November 1992
So, what's so great about this guy?
See, I had a whole theme thing going for this week's edition, thinking I was going to do three offensive-minded middle infield types who would likely move to other positions, but finally decided one of the three players I had chosen was nowhere near worthy of a first-round pick. (I'd rather not say who, just in case someone related to him is reading and gets insulted. I'll stick him in a persons of interest post down the line, most likely.) Thus, Gary Brown was hastily inserted (That's what she said?), and my theme really sort of went to crap. Oh, well.
Zach Alvord is basically a high school version of Jedd Gyorko. He's a bit more athletic on the whole, but has a similar lack of range and footspeed which will almost assuredly prevent him from playing shortstop as a professional but should still allow him to play either second or third quite adequately while taking advantage of a plus bat.
Of course, as a high schooler, Alvord isn't nearly as polished as Gyorko, but I actually think he has better power potential down the road. He has a very good arm in the field, more than enough to play second base, but the reports on his hands are varied. I think it's fair to say Alvord will need a fair amount of work on his defense if he's going to move up in a major league organisation. He reminds me a bit of Niko Vasquez, in that he's a prep middle infielder who is limited by his lack of foot speed but has all the other tools to make it in pro ball.
Middle infielders with the kind of offensive potential Alvord shows aren't exactly a dime a dozen, so I fully expect him to go off the board fairly early. He would definitely be a reach in the first round, I believe, but again like Gyorko could make a very attractive option in the supplemental round. If he were still sitting there in the second round, I think he would be a steal, so that's about where I peg his value. He's better than the end of the second round, good enough for a supplemental, and a reach at the end of the first.
That's it for this week, folks. I really need to delve further into the ginormous crop of pitchers which will dominate the early going in this year's draft, and I'll try to get on that soon. Trying to pick through them all is proving to be a daunting task, though.
The Baron's Playlist for the 21st of April, 2010: Fidelity is for Losers
"For Kate I Wait" - Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti
"Gold Star for Robot Boy" - Guided by Voices
"Look Good in Leather" - Cody ChestnuTT
"Satan Gave Me a Taco" - Beck
"Casper the Friendly Ghost" - Daniel Johnston w/ Jad Fair
"Fortune Cookie Prize" - Beat Happening
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Get off my lawn
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Mow my lawn
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what she said....to the eel?
Wait, can we still do that on here?
Cardinals Baseball 2010...Catch the Infection!
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Apr 21, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Not if you want to be back tomorrow.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
I absolutely love that song.
It’s so very…Beck.
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
that album is one of the best thing's he's done
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Turned om te royals blue jays game
Saw a failed pickoff attempt to first by the cathcer and shouted “You’re not Molina!”
As it turns out it was Jose Molina
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 21, 2010 2:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
And he threw posednik out stealing
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 21, 2010 2:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I can put the message out there
and no one believes
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
This comic about statistics homework cracked me up
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 21, 2010 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
100%
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
0.011%
Or about 1 in 10,000
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
how am I the only one to rec this?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
link
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I got the probability to be 4.45*10^-8, assuming the comic takes place the instant our skinny pal turned 21!
Well, if it had been me
I believe the answer would have been 0%, assuming I lived long enough to write ‘0%’.
/failing statistics
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Huzzah Stats
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
I like how you went
Slow middle infielder, slow middle infielder, Devin Hester of baseball
Thanks as always Baron, these never get old
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Apr 21, 2010 2:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I'm glad they're appreciated.
I occasionally worry people don’t care all that much, but it seems worth learning about to me.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Apr 22, 2010 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I think it's one of the best sets of articles on the site. i always look forward to them.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Ditto
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 22, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
is Gary Brown
Geronimo Pena fast?
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
..........what about Viva eel Birdos
would the snakepit buy that?
oh, I’ve said too much.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
that's funny
should we embrace the eel, it being the d’backs version of that other team’s goat? maybe we need an ode to the eel.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i dunno
I kind of feel bad for them.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
The eels?
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
yes.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
eels feel. they have feelings.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
This is true.
They feel delicious, cooked Japanese style with that rice and the sticky brown sauce stuff
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
what eats eels
besides humans? maybe we can trojan horse the snakepit.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
the tipping pitches commercial with dreamy joe is hilarious....
**that WWL for making entertaining ads
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's a sunday night baseball ad
I’m not sure where to find it
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
(groan...) I just happened across this

WTF Cardinals fans?
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
looks photoshopped
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
stupid cubs fans
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
yep the head is too small
and the lack of face/neck fat sort of gives it away
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
clearly the work of an oh-so-clever cubs fan
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
why would you even *link* that to a baseball blog?
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
Good point!
But if you feel you must, linking is preferable to THAT.
You can read it in any tone you like.
so fine
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Apr 21, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
for some reason I heard Motte saying that
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
he's thinking "i'd so hit that"
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Motte's picture
is either the meme “I haz a sad,” or “Son, I am disappoint.”
Depends on how badly he’s blown the lead, I suppose.
by Michael_68_1999 on Apr 21, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he's not amused
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
or focused
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
With that picture being a little blurry
He honestly looks like he drew eyes on his eyelids and took the picture asleep
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
you know were i can find
larger version of the gameday pics?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
let's just say he has the munchies
and the big girl is right there…
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
he's thirsty!!!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
as long as he's not thursty
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
except with an OPS around .900
big difference
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
falling for that move
has kept it alive at least another five years
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
actually, the "son i am disappoint"
fits the pic really well
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Does VEB understand
That you can link to images?
Seriously, unless it’s something like a WPA graph or something, make it a link.
So are you saying no images in the threads anymore?
I honestly am confused
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
how about no tasteless images?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I agree totally
The post said WPA graphs or something… I just wanted clarification
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It's just my opinion
On-topic images I’m okay with, but enormous off-topic images are a little annoying. Even more so when they are only questionably SFW.
I’m not saying we should stop off-topic conversation or anything, mind you. But linking to a picture is easy enough.
really?
i think that they are really funny sometimes… as long as they can be minimized
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
The problem with minimizing images
Is that they come back every time you come back to/refresh a page. It’s easier just to give a link and save the real estate in the comment section, IMO.
i see your point
but some of the charm of watching a game and posting is the funny pics and stuff that people put on here
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess I'm less enamored with them
Probably mostly because I spend altogether too much time on the internet and have almost always seen the images before they land on VEB.
I find the influx of 4chan memes recently (troll face, FFFUUUU comics, etc.) mildly unsettling.
hmmm
maybe i haven’t been on enough game threads this year to know what you are referring to
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
well, for one thing all the lobsters sort of bog down the game thread
it just seems to become a case of oneupsmanship.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Maybe the team should address that.
An extra hit now and then wouldn’t hurt.
/kidding
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
And GIF's.
Please link GIF’s. My computer really can’t handle those especially when there are lots of comments.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
102 is a big number.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
I love that this implies
That math sometimes wins baseball games.
by mojowo11 on Apr 21, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
does that mean
that albert pujols is a machine?
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
No... I think that it implies that Albert is the question for which 42 is the answer
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
are we all wearing 42 tonight?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
that was a week ago
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
just a joke
cubs and mets both wore 42 couple nights ago.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
my blue font ran out of ink
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
it was just odd
and i still have no clue as to why.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Home game for Mets
When the Mets came into being, they positioned themselves as the substitute for the Dodgers. So, they coopted Brooklyn’s history in a way. Having their own Robinson Day keeps with that tradition.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
i'm sure the dodgers appreciate it
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
let me rephase
Albert is the mechanism built to figure out the question for which 42 is the answer…
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
dude
he is a machine, that’s what I said in the first place
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
i guess we were just disagreeing on the purpose for his being a machine
maybe he is actually like Data…
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought he was the whole factory now?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you have to know which number is bigger on the scoreboard?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Haha, thats exactly what I posted below that:
Winning: Having a positive difference between the runs you score and the runs your opponents do.
Math!
that pic is as old as the internet. how have you not seen it before now?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
Joe Morgan hired by Reds
I’m mobile or I’d link to it.
So was the solution all along to hire Joe Morgan?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Apr 21, 2010 3:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
here you go:
http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/04/21/joe-morgan-to-join-reds-as-advisor/
You can read it in any tone you like.
Ugh.
Has no impact on his ESPN gig.
http://twitter.com/johnfayman/statuses/12592484878
You can read it in any tone you like.
wat.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i guess walt needs his advice
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
we were so close!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I disagree
he might actually have to watch baseball games now.
On the other hand, probably not.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
would it really make a difference?
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Great, great news
for non-Reds NL Central fans.
by MdRedbirdFreak on Apr 21, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
soon to be named as his assistant.....
Dave Concepcion.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Baker plus Morgan
The possibilities are endless!
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Tell you what
you won’t have a lineup focused on getting walks.
by Michael_68_1999 on Apr 21, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
It's bound to improve their hitters' concetration, though.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 6:56 AM EDT up reply actions
RB - I never know what to write about when you write about the draft.
But I appreciate the work as it’s the only exposure I get to this stuff.
You can read it in any tone you like.
ditto
I really like these, RB, as you know…
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 6:57 AM EDT up reply actions
even more wonky than usual?
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
okay, i give up.
i clicked “open in new window” twice and it’s not working. be forewarned.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
MIDDLE-MOUSE CLICK!!!!
That’s the only way to open links….auto-opens in a new tab.
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
Or
Control+click
Right click, Open link in new window/tab
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Too many keystrokes in the first one.
Unnecessary extra click in the 2nd one
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
OH SNAP!
I didn’t know that trick! w00tz!!11
....my quick smells like french toast...
Twitter: @mstreeter06
or if you have two mouse buttons
right click: open in new tab
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
the 10@10
eh, I’m bored.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
You can't tell me he doesn't read the comments here.
(Go ahead, scream sample size … it is the anthem of April.)
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
of course he reads us
he wishes he were this awesome.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Um. . .
he gets paid to watch baseball and blog about it. He’s at least this awesome.
by SouthsideCardsFan on Apr 21, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
we do it for free
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Wouldn't it be sweet if he popped in here sometime
remember when keith law did it during the 2006 world series?
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
well he does link to us
and you know
it is the internet
he could be one of us
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Derrick Goold is....RasmusGirl!
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
he looks totally different in the video than on the PD
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
It's his daughter??
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
i thought rasmusgirl was oldhoss
but she’s goold?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
all right
I am just gonna come out and say it… I think that its Spants… “she” recently has said that “her” whole image was manufactured… it all makes sense… where’s my copy of Catcher in the Rye?
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
You're wrong, you phony.
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
How am I phony?
i may be crazy but im not phony
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
if you are crazy, then how would you know if you are phony or not?
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
i’ve got nothing… you got me
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
just playin
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Catcher In The Rye....Phony.
Holden Caulfield’s go-to term to describe people…
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
sorry bout that
having never read the book I missed your reference. However a quick wikipedia search cured me of my shortcomings.
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
...probably didn't even really give her the time.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
he did? what did he say?
wasn’t he the one who said Detroit in 3?
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
no i think that was somebody from USA Today
I don’t remember exactly what he said… and SBN is being so wierd right now I don’t want to search his name.
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
No, he was the one continually ripping the Cards' talent
As they kept winning games.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
i'm not a defender
but he does have some insight to the game. in his business, you do have to stir the pot to get the three r’s – reaction, readers, recognition.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i agree
but his attitude sometimes is painfully annoying
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Right
He wasn’t wrong necessarily, but give the team credit every once in awhile.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
if he picked on the pirates or padres
would anyone notice?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
If they were in postseason
and playing like that, yes.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
And yes, we're definitely too close to this
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
if the pirates or padres disappeared
would anyone notice?
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Well yeah!
Who is Jim Hendry going to trade with every year?
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
everyone would have less wins!
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
He does.
I don’t care for his tone at all, but it’s important to remember he hates every other team as much as he hates yours while reading his insights.
That was Bob Nightengale, I do believe.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Apr 22, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions
HI GOOLD IN THE TRUCK
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
The Rundown - goner?
Baron! – is the Rundown on temporary hiatus or do I need to refresh my RSS feed? I last saw an entry on 3/19 (both in my RSS and from what I could find on RFT).
"But as the leadoff guy that inning, my job is to get on base and let guys drive me in." - Albert Pujols 8/20/09, base-clogger.
No...the link changed....
give me a sec, I’ll find it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I don't know if they've been under "The Rundown" moniker
but he has been writing articles. Here is a great one he wrote just on April 14
eel: I have no idea how this meem started, but here's my contribution
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions
that's a really green eel.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
at first i thought that it was a ninja turtle
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
ha
of the teenage mutant variety, I’m guessing
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Kurt Suzuki?!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yeah
but i didnt see any weapons… so i can’t tell which one it is
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
ya wouldn't until it's too late.
they’re ninja.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Give it to the snake pit tonight
use your one photo limit wisely.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
If we all use the eel as our one photo...
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
they will all be immediately deleted, right?
can an eel be hidden in a where’s waldo?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Hmm...
Perhaps we should talk about the new prospect, Hector Anguilla
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
by TBender on Apr 21, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i like how you think outside the eel
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
we have photoshop people for these kind of reasons
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
do i even want to know what this is about?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
You need to grace
the Snake Pit with your presence tonight.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i can't, i'm too busy packing
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
yeah, i have a job interview friday morning in the STL
i’ve been trying to set it up & a few others out here all week, that’s why i haven’t been here much since sunday
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
fucking A dude
your long state-inal nightmare might be over?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
i don't know, it's almost too good to be true, this could be like a dream job
i’m so excited yet so scared because i’m waiting for the catch. there’s always a catch
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
waaaaay too soon
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
anyway, here is hoping you make it back in time for VEB day
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
yeah, we'll see. my fingers are definitely crossed
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
Haha
interesting pitch selection
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i mean photo selection
because of the pitch grip.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Gyorko
I’m a big believer, and I think he’s the only position player that the Cardinals should consider taking in the first round. I actually think he’s going to have more power by the time he gets to the big leagues because I still think he’s can put on some significant strength.
I agree with you that he’s probably not going to hack it at second base in the big leagues for very long, if at all. He’s definitely got the quickness and arm to be a better than average third baseman and if he’s a 25+ homer guy that hits .280-.300 he’d be a very valuable player at that position and he’d be an Utley type performer at second base if he can stay there.
Seiler’s been dropping Matt Harvey down on his board over the last couple of months. At first he had him going somewhere in the late teens and now he’s sliding farther down the board. Can you think of any reason this would be? The guy was a top 15 talent coming out of high school, and I don’t see why anyone would think he’s gotten worse after a couple of years in college.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
fourstick
is it you that’s been talking about gyorko for awhile?
on harvey, has his velocity dropped? i saw that discussed somewhere but wasn’t paying a lot of attention because he seemed out of our reach.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I've been on Gyorko all spring
I specifically asked RB about him in an earlier post about prospects.
I’ve seen that discussed in a couple places too. The other thing that I’ve seen is that pitchers who’ve gone to UNC over the last decade have NOT had good injury histories. I don’t know what pitchers they are talking about specifically, but I’ve heard of teams souring on pitchers from USC because of the injury issues with Tom House coached pitchers (Reyes, Prior, etc.) so I don’t know how much there is to that.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
hmm...gonna have to search unc pitchers drafted
and yeah, i thought it was you. that’s the only reason i recognized gyorko’s name in the baron’s post.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
re: Harvey
his command doesn’t seem to have come on in college at all, from what I’ve heard. That could potentially be a bit of a red flag for a more “advanced” prospect. In high school, he’s all projection, now, he’s at least had a couple of years that may have slightly diminished what can be expected, projection-wise. I don’t necessarily know why he’d be dropping down boards very recently, though – maybe some injury concerns?
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 7:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Aaaaaaaand Big Z to the bullpen.
dgoold confirms.
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Hey Houston,
Suck it; you suck
wow
you gotta be shitting me… what a cluster F
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
HFS
BCB has a direct line to Pinella
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
when the cubs said gorzellany would stay in the rotation when lilly returned
then it was going to be either big z or silva to the pen – either could be considered the obvious choice, for different reasons.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i can only see this ending up bad (for the cubs)
but then again… maybe im just wishfully thinking
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
4yr/~72mil
For a reliever…
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
set-up man?
do they drop marmol down? this could get really good. they might end up missing having milton bradley around.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
There were rumblings...
that they might try to part ways with him a la Alex Rios. The Cubs adamantly denied it, then they do this.
Franklin !#@$!&*%#
I bet Gatorade is in talks with the military about plastic armor plating
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
didn't big z say he wasn't going anywhere?
i took that to mean he had a no-trade.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I mean a waiver thing...
where put him on waivers and don’t pull him back when/if he gets claimed. This would send the player and his contract to the claiming team.
Franklin !#@$!&*%#
no-one is eating that contract
he’s probably just about worth it now, but in four years? Nuh-uh.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 7:06 AM EDT up reply actions
holy crap
there were no comments to the story at BCB 20 minutes ago… there are almost 500 now
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW
Now that deal I made to get Rasmus for Big Z looks fantastic!
/yscamftjtot
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Let me try
You Should Care About My Fantasy Team Just This One Time
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
by TBender on Apr 21, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
gonna have to rec that
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I think she could have done it in Limerick form
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
No
They should make him witness the full duration of the Soriano and Zambrano deals.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Like "A Clockwork Orange."
They are paying Z $18M to be a reliever. That is awful.
You can read it in any tone you like.
anthony burgess does not want to be associated in any way with big z
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
They are paying Soriano $18MM to be a part-time OFer.
It is the foresight of Jim Hendry that makes this possible. He is like the Jelly of the Month Club, the gift that keeps on giving all year.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
there's been talk of moving fukodome
but the cubs would have to eat some of his salary.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
that's the same for most of their higher contract guys
I can’t see any way they could move Fuku, Soriano, Z OR Dumpster, with the deals they’ve got. I don’t think I can think of another mlb team with THAT many unmoveable guys. Complete clusterfuck.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 7:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah
add in Silva as well. Jeez.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 7:07 AM EDT up reply actions
And they wonder why
1) they haven’t won a WS in over 100 years
b) nobody likes them
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Apr 22, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
good thing the cubs got silva
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
so true.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Not to defend the indefensible...
but the Z contract was in the ballpark of reasonable. Soriano’s deal was flat out insane from the get-go. If the Cubs had just cut Z last year, they’d have serious money to play with after this year.
Franklin !#@$!&*%#
they could cut z without paying him?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
They could put him on waivers...
if another team claims him, they could pull him back and keep him, or they could let him and his contract go. The claiming team would then get the player and the contract…. like what happened with Alex Rios and the White Sox.
It’s not clear that anyone would have taken Z and his huge contract last summer or last off-season, but I could see a team that was flush with money taking a chance on a three-win pitcher that could be acquired for nothing. He’s a classis Omar Minaya guy…
Franklin !#@$!&*%#
minaya, hendry...
let’s see how many gm’s big z can get fired.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I dunno
I just don’t see that happening, somehow. You’re right that he’s maybe a minaya guy, but there were a few good FA pitchers better than Z who could’ve been signed for less money last year, and a few guys who were traded during the season who were better, too. Also, the Mets were out of it by the time they might’ve seriously been considering picking up Z during the season.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 7:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Eh...
Can any team expect to pay a pitcher $18M for multiple years and have it work out for the life of the contract?
You can read it in any tone you like.
It's kind of working out.
The Cubs aren’t getting a good deal, but they are a high-revenue club and Z is a good pitcher.
Franklin !#@$!&*%#
Considering that...
I convinced you of something you didn’t previously believe, you seem strangely unenthusiastic.
Franklin !#@$!&*%#
You didn't.
I’m still wholly skeptical. But I also realized that this is the Cubs we’re talking about and my commitment to the debate waned dramatically.
You can read it in any tone you like.
Do you find it funny that every single person who reported this news prefaced it with:
No Joke
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Zambrano hasn't been worth his current contract in any year so far
and he won’t be worth it during any year in the future, barring some sort of miracle. It’s a horrible contract.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 7:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Ode to Carlos Zambrano
There once was a pitcher named Big Z
He’s always, it seems, in a tizzy
They moved him to the ’pen
So the Cubs can win again
The second coming of Izzy?
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
by IHeartBoog on Apr 21, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
+1
and a rec
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
rec
now get to work on the ode to the eel. the ode to the eel should definitely emanate from arizona.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i am rarely in game threads because my computer can't handle them
you will have to explain the eel to me.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
eel = bad mojo
AZSnakepit meme
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
That they dumped on us last night
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
the eel is apparently the d'backs goat.
bad luck. if you post an eel over at their site, it gets immediately deleted. or if you intentionally misspell words, like reely, that comment gets deleted – or so i’ve heard.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
interesting.
i’m a d-backs fan, and i have never heard this.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
It's probably just a Snake Pit thing
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
and those
it’s just i have no evidence of all this, because by the time i got there it was all deleted. i posted a comment late last night, but you, spants, et al were mentioned in their comment count – the mets do that too – do most sites list who had the most comments in the game thread?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you really have a gift
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
The Cubs are paying a reliever more than the Cards are paying Albert Pujols.
I like that.
by notmorganfreeman on Apr 21, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
The Cubs are paying more than Albert is paid, for relief pitching by someone temperamentally unsuited to the stress of relief pitching.
SWEET.
So now Lohse > Z
right?
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
as a lonely lohse defender
i agree with that math.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
thank goodness hendry is their gm
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahahaha they've committed to Carlos Silva being in the rotation for the entire year
Not afraid to nitpick
hahahahaha
It also means he won’t have to be pulled for a PH if his turn comes up to bat, and Lou won’t have to worry about the double-switch when putting him in.
Not afraid to nitpick
you gotta try to soothe big z with reason
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Does this make Lopez
The second best hitting reliever now?
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
Go go Owings?
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
they should make haren a reliever
he hits like one.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
this would actually be lou, and rothschild
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Hahahahahahaha
Strikeouts aren’t the only measure of a good pitcher. He has two decent starts and two really bad ones.
Carlos Silva has two really bad YEARS and two decent starts.
Not afraid to nitpick
this is the equivalent of pulling carp out of the rotation to bolster our struggling bullpen
really.
(and carp is cheaper too!, this is madness, i can’t get my head around it)
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
It's worse than that
It’s moving him to the bench to get 1 PA a game because the bench is struggling.
Not afraid to nitpick
maybe not carp
if we agree that carp is one of our two best starters. dare i say, it’s like putting lohse in the pen.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
lohse has been as good as carp this year
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
you can't handle the truth!
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Um
Didn’t we discuss doing just that in August of 2008?
The circumstances were different, but this strikes me as a bad example.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
Yeah, Waino as well
when he came back from that finger injury. TLR was talking as if it was a done deal, though it never happened.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 7:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Remember when that guy said he was going to win the Cy Young?
What a jackass.
by cloistermaximus on Apr 21, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
He's got some skills, though
He is able to break a bat on this thigh
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
this day just keeps getting better & better
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
I love how they are rationalizing that Z can be a pinch hitter
Instead of getting the 2-3 ABs he gets when he starts anyway.
Not afraid to nitpick
arguing that with his salary big z should start, came with exchange:
“baseing where a player plays on how much $ they make instead of how they’re performing is dumb….”
by santoswoodenlegs
“yeah, that approach sounds like it came out of left field – oh, wait…”
by ballhawk
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
hahahahahahahaha this has made my day
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
OMGCUBSLOL
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
?
Isn’t it Carp?
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
It's Carp.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Speaking of...
In the Strauss chat today he maligned those who were worrying about Carpenter’s health as conspiracy theorists… yet… I hear him on more than one occasion the couple of days following Carp’s start in Milwaukee talking about how he thought that there was something physically wrong with Carp
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
man
The natives are really really restless at BCB… there is a 100 dollar bet now between the guy who runs the site and somebody else as to whether or not the Cubs win 84 games
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 5:41 PM EDT reply actions
close
but i’d take the under
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahaha
al being frisky, huh? he’s probably feeling good since he called for this the other day. generally i’m happy when al gets his way. earlier in the day rosenthal or one of those they link to at mlbtr thought it would be dempster…that’s when i began thinking big z had a serious chance at the pen.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Dempster would've been a terrible choice
he was a crappy reliever who (somehow) turned into an above-average starter.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 7:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
The Cubs are paying a part-time LF $18 million.
The Cubs are paying their opening day starter $18 million to be a relief pitcher instead.
I don’t know if this makes sense, but it seems like the Cubs are like an instructional manual on how to be the Cubs.
by mojowo11 on Apr 21, 2010 5:50 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
i always think of gabriel garcia marquez
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
carlos buendia zambrano and carlos buendia marmol and jeff aureliano samardzija
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hahahhahaha
and ha – that is all.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
not to be confused with jose carlos aureliano silva
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i just have this vision in my head of lou carrying around a bottle of maalox in the back pocket of his uniform
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
i think lou just wanted big z out of the dugout
now he’s the bullpen’s problem.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
this whole situation has put me in the mood to listen to Mozart for some reason
and I have no idea why
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
How about the Requiem Mass in D minor by W.A.M.
in honor of the small bears implosion?
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
i'll cue it up
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I always think of the Big Lebowski when I hear this song...
“Mind if I do a J?”
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you know what the song was at the beginning of the movie Trading Places?
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
nevermind
marriage of figaro
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my favorite cartoons: the Rabbit of Seville
Marriage of Figaro + Barber of Seville with Elmer Fudd doing the honors.
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
how'd big Z do?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
They haven't told him yet.
Waiting on the reinforcements from Gatorade
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
he's unfamiliar with that inning
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
btw cj beatty loves his mom and the bible
in all-caps.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
lineup
skip 4
ludwick 9
pujols 5
holliday 7
rasmus 8
molina 2
freese 5
ryan 6
carpenter 1
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 21, 2010 6:10 PM EDT reply actions
He got Luggaged
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He's after Carpenter in the rotation.
Carp last pitched Friday, Garcia on Saturday.
by notmorganfreeman on Apr 21, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
the fox vs. espn telecast debate
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
nice lineup
Luddy in the 2 hole just feels right
by mattyp on Apr 21, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
not gonna say it
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I'd love Ryan Ludwick to nail me in the ass
wait… what… hang on…
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 7:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Monk, sometimes you think no one reads this
at least I think so
because the alternative is you believe everyone reads these, and are too speechless to comment….
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Or maybe I'm just a renegade who doesn't play by the rules
but, by God, one who gets the job done.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
so you're saying you're really a movie character
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 22, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
from CT from NSBB straight to you!!!
UMFan83: Good move. Carlos Silva has obviously proven enough in his 2 starts this year that his entire career to this point was a fluke. Also, it’s pretty obviously that Gorzelanny getting drilled in the arm with a line drive will give him super powers. There was just no room for Z in this super rotation.
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 6:13 PM EDT reply actions
FING SBN won't let me reply. WTF. i hit reply & it jumps to the top of the page. WTF
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
not so fast!
after 4 refreshes i can reply now
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
They're instituting a new...
comment limit for screen names with more than 30,000 comments. It’s to save bandwidth, and they figure nobody has 30,000 witty/intelligent comments in them anyway…
Franklin !#@$!&*%#
yadi2 & i are screwed
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
ha!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
this might be the night
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Reply fail
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
see you guys later
Go Cards!
When a reporter asked Gaylord Perry's 5-year-old daughter if her father threw a spitball, she replied, "It's a hard slider."
by FredbirdisaDork on Apr 21, 2010 6:25 PM EDT reply actions
hey this is really cool
12 year-old girl pitches SECOND perfect game.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
ye olde knuckleball strikes again
joe niekro taught it to her – cool.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
pretty sure i shouldn't take this but i want to see what VEB thinks
Carlos Zambrano for Stephen Drew straight-up….
i don’t think i should just on principle, but im not sure its good even if you analzye right….
for perspective, my pitching isn’t bad and i have JJ Hardy as my other shortstop
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
to clarify
i am getting Big Z in this trade
my pitchers are Beckett, Josh Johnson, Brett Anderson, Phil Hughes, Roy Oswalt…..
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
and i suppose you know big z is in the pen?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
according to bcb yes, but....
their sources are…questionable
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
He's definitely in the 'pen. Check MLB.com.
Whether he stays in the bullpen remains to be seen.
You can read it in any tone you like.
really? even though he's a closer now?
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
oo wow...
so he’s worthless
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
well
he’s going to pitch the 8th inning for now – but that doesn’t mean he won’t go back to the rotation. I still wouldn’t trade for him, though. Lots of ifs involved.
agreed
not to mention this guy has no leverage….. he picked him off waivers, so im assuming i could do the same soon
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
very true
i think quite highly of stephen drew, and zambrano should probably be dropped in most leagues at this point. there are way too many good pitchers out there to own a guy pitching the 8th inning w/ an ERA above 7.
stephen drew is the man
he represents potential, potential, potential…
and not Chris Young potential either
"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.
by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
so al yellon thinks
if big z can become the closer, considering the value put on saves, that he will be worth his contract.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
1 inning pitched (a few times a week) is JUST AS valuable than 6 every five days
simple
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
don't mind my grammar
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Who cares if he's worth his contract?
That’s a sunk cost, you have to find a way to get the most wins out of him.
Z in relief is not doing that.
Not afraid to nitpick
Right that cracked me up
Saves aren’t valuable because they are actually valuable, they are valuable because people think they are valuable! The circular logic!
by vivaelpujols on Apr 21, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
you see the Tickle Me Elmo
is worth $200 dollars because that is what I paid for it
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
by TomCat009 on Apr 21, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
btw
my brother totally called that this was going to happen last night. he thinks he’s a visionary now!
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
depends
did he think it’s a good idea?
or does he have a Higher understanding of that organization?
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
he actually was saying that they should do that
more for the reason he thinks that Big Z sucks now
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
is he a cub fan?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yeah
I’ve probably said this a bunch of times, but we are both from the quad cities. there’s about half and half cubs and cards fans there, our dad liked both teams, so we kinda split the preferences heh.
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Nathan and Rivera aren't worth $18m a year
I don’t see how Zambrano will be.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 7:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Watching the Phillies@Braves game on ESPN.
Polanco got HBP. Whoever is calling this game – rather than just say “Polanco grunted” – actually acted out the grunt. Twice.
You can read it in any tone you like.
sutcliff or dave obrien?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
that's dave, didn't he used to work for the Cardinals?
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
I have no clue.
But I would prefer to never hear him grunt again.
You can read it in any tone you like.
are you thinking of Joel Meyers?
he is always the one I think of when I am not thinking of him, if that makes any sense
damn, I’d give good money if Meyers could replace Dan, and Eldred could replace AL
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
stupid myers calls the Lakers now, he took over when chick hearn died
i don’t think KMOX even offered him the gig full time because he didn’t want to stop calling college football games for FSN. then the Lakers TV called & he jumped at the chance.
bob carpenter who works for the Nats also did Cards games & he would be perfect except KPLR screwed him & that’s why he went to DC.
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
i've got smotzie on peachtree
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
You guys get PTV down in NOLA?
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
mlb.tv feed
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Oh gotcha
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
this is something i don't understand
i think i always get the home team’s feed, but last night i had the cards feed.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Is is it funny to anyone else that Joe Morgan was a player
by the very standards he refuses to recognize as relevant? By SABR standards the guy was pure gold a .390 OBP over 22 seasons an .819 ops at 2B over the same period.
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
was an amazing player
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
I wouldn't go that far
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
we'd be validating the WWL if we did that, so of course we can't go that far
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
This is insanely stupid
http://living.aol.com/morning-rush/final-words-today/79353672001?ncid=webmaildl7
This girl dies so someone creates a video taking apart her english essays looking for reasons for the suicide. Why this needs to be displayed to the public is beyond me.
not going to read that
NGTRT
he is a bit eccentric
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 21, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
How about a an avatar change for tonights game?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
by TomCat009 on Apr 21, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
excellent
so many ways to be stealth
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it can't really be a violation right?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
i believe you are entitled to your identity
are there any good eel quotes to be used as a sig, or have they yet to be written?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
there is a decent band called the Eels
they are bound to have a decent lyric or two
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
eels looks odd capitalized
like e. els?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
ll does golf have to do with anything?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
don't they golf a lot in arizona?
a mention of e. els wouldn’t be that strange, would it?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Hey Guys I Heard ErnieELS is going to be designing a course near Sedona!
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
todd zeile
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Jennifer Beels
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
you don't even have to misspell it
once they read it, it’s trapped in their minds.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yes, my point to tomcat
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
cody could let you use one of his IDs
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
i think he's got a few in that trench coat
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it would be funny to have a swarm of VEBers
complete with eel avatars et sigs but never mentioning the forbidden meme
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
very civil
and like TBender notes, an eel disguised as a prospect.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Google is your friend
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
our new farm club?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
have you ever noticed that
ClemsonGirl and CodyG are eerily similar?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
i read eerily as eeliry
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I thought dan was the one getting back from Japan
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
funny, since you once made a similar comment
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
haven't watched Its Always Sunny for the rules lately
but I don’t think the usage in your Avatar is approved
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
Lets get that Jew!
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
no you can only use it as a descriptor
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
boy, you miss two games & suddenly you're lost around here
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars
Bad news guys
Scott Bittle, ’09 4th rounder, is out for the year with shoulder surgery. Per Kary Booher of the Springfield News-Leader
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
Not too surprising
Luckily he’s a guy who could probably deal with losing a mph off his FB.
Not afraid to nitpick
I think he's done. Sadly.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 7:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I really can't wait for Strasburg
17/3 K/BB in 12.1 innings, 0 HRs and a 1.50 GB/FB.
Not afraid to nitpick
agreed
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
can't they call him up now without losing a year?
thought this was what the mets just did with davis.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
so he'd get arbitration a year early?
this would apply to davis then, right?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
no. THIS is awesome.
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/catcher-defense-in-war
SO AWESOME.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
that is awesome
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
excellllent.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
sort of answered two questions i've had
the infield shift, and how the hell uzr hated cuddyer so much when he was a pretty good right fielder. i remember someone giving me hell for ignoring the data in favor of the eye on that one…
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Cuddyer's recent UZR stats are still godawful...
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
haven't seen him play this year
but in the past he was pretty decent. that turf and rf sure didn’t help the numbers. i wouldn’t want to see luddy having to cut balls off on that turf either, but i think luddy is a pretty decent rf’er.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
God help the American League Central
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
that's a good team
i picked them for the world series – of course, i’d never pick the yanks or bosox, so…
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
It's just the Indians. Nothing to get excited about.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
he dominated the Red Sox last time out
although I guess you could say the same thing about them right now
I would like to point out:
He gave up a hit to Jhonny Peralta in April. he can’t be that good.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Dude needs to learn how to spell his name
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
it's spelled phonetically
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
ugh
I hate game days when I have to wait til almost 9 PM for them to start. What am I supposed to do all evening?
You stopped drinking
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
22" monitor
And Prince Fielder fills it up .
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
by TBender on Apr 21, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That's a rec.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
yikes
soto slides and pops up short of the bag at second. thrown out by bay on a ball yadi coasts into second on…well, maybe not coasts, exactly
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Godspeed in tonight's gamethreads, folks
I’ll be at the Yankees-A’s game in Oakland, rooting for the team that’s not the Yankees. Go Cards!
wow.
if you’re selling your soul to the a’s-yankees i sure as hell hope you’re going to some cardinals’ games this weekend.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 21, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
colby is talking on this cards classics thing
and I’m staring at the rodent on his nape…..
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Astros score a run without a hit
Bourn walks, steals second, goes to third on a flyout, and scores on a groundout by Berkman.
Whitey smiles.
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
berkman is back - didn't know.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
how is fat elvis, anyway
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Fat
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
fat and bad knees seem like a bad mix
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yeah really
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Hey friend!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
pre-game begins
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
scorched earth on eels:
http://www.azsnakepit.com/2010/4/21/1435679/gameday-thread-15-4-21-vs-cardinals#storyjump
no reynolds tonite.
sounds like d’backs gonna give half a mil or so to mateo.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
The Cat speaks to Frankie.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'm not sure where Frankie's other hand is.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he's now talking about Motte getting "giddy"
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
"my old hand can only take so much"
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yes, Motte put him up to it. I'm still disturbed.
hunting and fishing advice abounds, ’course.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
His face is blue but not his arm.
Are they shining an LED flashlight in his face?
You can read it in any tone you like.
did he take the label off the cap?
it’s all very suspicious.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
200 lbs Russian boar in Arkansas. in case you were wondering about Frankie's biggest kill.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
The Cat and Cal continue their skit.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Gamethread
>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez
mets announcers arguing sandberg v. biggio
they agree to disagree
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Biggio
Every day that ends in y.
This really shouldn’t even be a close debate actually. I know B-Ref’s comps are just for fun, but all but one of Biggio’s comps are in the HOF. The only one who isn’t is Lou Whitaker……..who happens to be Ryne Sandberg’s top comp. Biggio was better defensively, had positional flexibility, and was as good an offensive player as Sandberg for a longer portion of his career.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
Bee-Jee-Oh! Bee-Jee-Oh!
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 7:35 AM EDT up reply actions
From what I've heard of gyorko, seems he's quite likely to be off the board before we pick
I was slightly confused by this paragraph, though:
The people who like Gyorko are going to tell you about Dan Uggla. They’re going to tell you Gyorko is a thick-bodied middle infielder with good power potential and the ability to make it as an offense-first second baseman in the big leagues. They may pull out a couple Kevin Youkilis comparisons as well, as both hit from slightly odd-looking stances, feature excellent plate discipline, and have thick, unathletic builds. (Personally, I don’t like the Youk comps; Gyorko is nowhere near as big as Youkilis and won’t hit for that kind of power.)
It seems strange you don’t like the Youk comp due to Gyorko’s lack of his sort of power projection, but you don’t mind the Uggla comp? Uggla’s hit over 30 HR the last 3 years in the bigs, and slugged .484 for his career. Youk’s never hit over 27 (in an easier hitters’ park) and has slugged a near-identical .487. I realise Youk’s slugging has improved a little in recent years, so he’s maybe a little ahead of Uggla in that regard, but I’d say Uggla is more of a flat-out power hitter (.225 ISO), whereas Youk is a contact hitter with some pop (.196 ISO).
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
Where did I say I like the Uggla comp?
Nowhere did I say I agreed with comparing Gyorko to either one of them, as I don’t think he’ll ever possess that kind of power anywhere along the line. At least with Uggla there’s a bit of physical simiilarity, but I wouldn’t really compare him to either player. Hope that clears it up for you.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Apr 22, 2010 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Paraphrasing slightly:
“The people who like Gyorko are going to tell you about Dan Uggla. [….]
Personally, I […] like the […] comps….
[Felonius_Monk] is a thick-bodied [hottie] with good […] potential and the ability to make it as an [elite blogger] in the big leagues. "
Don’t know about you, but to me it looks like it’s right there, in black and white.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Apr 22, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I have been roundly defeated.
Sir, you are a true and worthy opponent.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Apr 22, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions

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