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Lots of boos from the snakes fans

For walking pujols

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Apr 20, 2010 11:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

lots of Cards fans out west

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 20, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of

Midwesterners in Arizona.

I keep trying to reset my password to "penis", but it keeps telling me "too short".

by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going off the fact

that until the giants and dodgers moved, the cards were the most western team.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 20, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

new thread, new lohse

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 20, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder how much having Anderson catching

Throws Lohse off. He doesn’t look real good tonight, but I wonder if it has anything to do with Anderson.

"There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit." ~Al Gallagher, 1971

go cards.

by thecoolalonzo on Apr 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Eh.

Maybe a little. Probably not this much.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick

doing a good Joe Thurston on the bases routine again

My Cards Blog - We're in First & it's April

by dylaninthewall on Apr 20, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is our base running coach?

Becase these guys need to review their fundamentals

by Podlol on Apr 20, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

can't hit a dinger on the basepaths

it don’t matter

"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."

--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre

by Ted Glover on Apr 20, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

McKay??

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have

run the bases drunk after a game. Seems about the same

by sharpelbows on Apr 20, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I have done so during the game

Like Ludwick just did

"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."

--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre

by Ted Glover on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe F Thurston?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 20, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello from the SnakePit

We come bearing eels.

Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.

by Wailord on Apr 20, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Love the sig....

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Apr 20, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is it not swaddled in bacon?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

both cookable

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because then it would be too damn tasty

"Pain is only in the mind. For me. Others, no." - Pornstache

by GasHouseMang on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

we don't know.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a gnome at first

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can tell babies from miles away

They can smell my hate.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

don't let any of the new parents 'round here hear ya!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

scary thing is I’m great with children so long as there is a designated timeframe that I can return them

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the key!

the ability to give them back to their parents

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 20, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep,

That’s the only thing that allowed my nieces and nephews to reach adulthood…they didn’t live with me.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Apr 20, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the consensus was

Garden Gnome.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish that there was anything but a baby riding the pegacorn

Because I was about to reply, “Looks like a regular baby to me”

But that’s woefully inappropriate :(

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would have been a better picture if the bacon-pegacorn had ate the baby

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG this is awesome.

I keep trying to reset my password to "penis", but it keeps telling me "too short".

by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

We love you

Eelroy.

Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.

by Wailord on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please enjoy Eelroy.

I keep trying to reset my password to "penis", but it keeps telling me "too short".

by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come back, Eelroy!

Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.

by Wailord on Apr 21, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude, that's a pokemon.

or maybe one of those top things.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

As I said in Thread 1

You can count on Schu for one baserunning mistake per game.

The time has come for someone to put his foot down and that foot is me

by heathen on Apr 20, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip aint a bad baserunner

and it was ludwick

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good timing larry.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 20, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

new thread! I'm in!

network’s too weak to load the old one. How bout this Dan Haren character? Any chance Arizona DFA’s him?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Would be a good reclamation project.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Apr 20, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

third life for lohse

let’s keep it this time

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 20, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

well that inning was rather anti-climactic

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

1

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happened?

I had to leave to take a test.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

everything

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick forgot that if you're not on the base you can get out again

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

great book

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is, I've read it twice.

Once for the facts, once for the writing

by BCinVA on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I caught my limit in crappie

oh, you were talking about the game. Some dingers, then silly Chris Young decided to play a single into a 2 run double. Oh, and Luddy was being Luddy and got picked off by the ole 3rd to 1st move.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who hit dingers?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick & Albert

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Apr 20, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick, Pujols, and Ludwick

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick had a 2-run HR in the 1st

Wick & Pujols went solo back-to-back in the 3rd

by nota bene on Apr 20, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw all of those.

I mean how did we get 7.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 20, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog 2-run triple, Lohse 1-run single

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a triple by BOOG.

dinger fail.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

quarter dingers

and a threequarter dinger by Boog

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

look at this play-by-play

should help

right here

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse and Haren are battling

to see who can get shelled the hardest

by nota bene on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope this isn't a theme for Ludwick.

He had a couple of baserunning gaffes in that 20 inning game as well…

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is ALBERT when I lay my vengeance upon thee." -The Bible

by Cardinals645 on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Tweet from Maracek

Looks like September 18, 2006 was the last time Dan Haren allowed 7 runs or more in a gam

"Pain is only in the mind. For me. Others, no." - Pornstache

by GasHouseMang on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

What's the record for surrendering 2-run leads in four innings?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

4 would be my guess

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

likely held by the cubs or mets

probably in the same game

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Apr 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

under!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

push

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

push

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Under.

Going to go with ‘scare the hell out of us, but not allow any runs’

by Voxx on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

over

Lohse just doesn’t look right tonight.

(I still think the contract was market value!)

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I 2nd this.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Lohse is our fifth starter I ain't complaining.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 20, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The good news is

The Diamondback’s bullpen is horrendous. Like. Amazingly bad. So the chance to increase our run total is very possible.

by Voxx on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Fibonacci series?

I was trying to figure out if there was a Fibonacci series emerging in the run scoring pattern tonight., but I don’t think it’s there.

by Podlol on Apr 20, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanks and Cage are on it.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was told there would be no

analytical geometry

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

here we go again

You are now blinking manually o.O

by hr on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"We're used to Favre-a-palooza now. We're engulfed in Favre-a-palooza. It's not even Favre-a-palooza anymore. He's family now."

--Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe, on Brett Favre

by Ted Glover on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm never going to get to sleep tonight am I

Scene: 3:45 AM Eastern time, Cardinals and Diamondbacks tied at 30 in the 6th inning

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be

AWESOME!

I would totally cancel all classes tomorrow if that happens. Book it.

by goodymobb on Apr 20, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duncan, Lohse,

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

whoops. . Duncan, Lohse, Ryan and Anderson on the mound. Unfortunately it's Lohse who remains.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 20, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can ryan pitch

Since Duncan is retired and not signed to pitch ansd since Anderson needs to catch Ryan was your only option.

by Podlol on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 pitch walk... thanks Kyle

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwick Keeps

Hitting dingers and making baserunning errors. Maybe he ISN’T the best guy to hit in front of Albert?…

by JWO on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

i dunno

if nobody’s on, Albert will probably get pitched to more

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the idea of Albert getting walked with runners on

more than the idea of Albert hitting with no one on

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 20, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great Plan. Must have been Andersons Idea.

Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Great Plan. Must have been Andersons Idea.

Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

my first double post...

Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

bye bye lohse

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Boggs... this could be either very fun or very painful

i’m hoping for fun

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

BOGGS

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Something Lohse lacks

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is an out pitch Alex.

Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Apr 20, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something Lohse lacks?

(see what I did there)

Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Apr 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

so my wife

is in DC and decided to go to the Rocks/Nats game tonight. I told her to go down to the Rockies dugout during BP because she would be able to get autographs. I start getting texts saying, got Spilborghs, then Matt daley, then I get “got #38” I say, who’s number 38? She says “Jimenez or something like that.” She got a guy who 3 days ago threw a no-no to sign her baseball and didnt even know who he was.

I called her to tell her who it was, and she’s like, “who’s number 2?” I tell her its Tulo. She yells at him, he comes over, starts signing by her. Her friend borrows her pen so he can sign the friends ball, then he skips my wife because she doesn’t have a pen. I told her to trade balls with the friend. They thought I was joking.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

does anyone know a charity that could use about a bill

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Maybe slightly less

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 20, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a bad job

of calling him off

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

outfield fly rule

is this new

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Boggs pitch 4th and 5th

and then have hawksworth pitch 6th and 7th

followed by…. (gulp) mcclellan and franklin

we need more runs!

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe, maybe not

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS GAME

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Pooop

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Dang

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

any one MLB at Bat in the St. Louis area?

Just bought an Iphone and I thought it would be great to get it so I can listen to games. Do blackout restrictions apply for audio feed?

by Evilfrog on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

No

Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.

by Wailord on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great investment!

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am not impressed

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit, Bogged down.

"Pain is only in the mind. For me. Others, no." - Pornstache

by GasHouseMang on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

This thread sucks as much as the last one.

ALCOHOL!!! I need a beer!

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Tequila is working for me...

I was gonna switch to beer, but why?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh for fuck's sake

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOH fuck

this is the most bipolar game i’ve ever seen in my life. i think i’m just going to be amused for the rest of the game and not even care

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

MOTHEROFGOB

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

It was the eel.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 20, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

done

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 20, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bacon pegacorn < Eelroy

I keep trying to reset my password to "penis", but it keeps telling me "too short".

by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

mythical bacon beast > slimey wannabee serpent

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 20, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

...who said it's mythical?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's extinct.

It wandered into Texas and someone killed it. It’s now stuffed and on display in a steakhouse in Lubbock.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

!!

so you’re saying it’s all pegacorn and no bacon.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

they use the bacon wings

for bacon cheeseburgers. The wings grow perpetually, so it saves the slaughter of millions of pigs.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

so it's like a bacon tree

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

a bacon tree

that will never die or run out of bacon.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd strongly suggest against challenging bacon on this board.

I don’t want to think about the horror that could be unleashed on azsnakepit.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahahahahahaha

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there anyway to leave a bacon picture open?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 20, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

AWESOME

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you suggesting no subject line....?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I tried that in the italics/bold/strikethrough thread

How awesome would that be though!

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think even the robot could appreciate that

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 20, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

just do the strike through one

that’ll get ’em

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 20, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you do it

Make sure you do it in direct reply to the very first comment, for maximum strikethrough

(of course, SBN probably has this fixed by now)

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should I STAB the eel?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please don't f up the whole thread again.

That’s a one time kind of funny.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think they mean

snakepit thread, not here.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

o

then by all means

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would if i knew how

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forget it

Just tried it, SBN fixed the glitch

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I just look dumb

I couldn’t think of anything clever to end a sentence with, and have as a strikethrough.

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'n SBN

something we want to use, and they fix it

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

now we have to find something else to break

and tell everyone not to report it

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

something we want to use, and they fix break it

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 21, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

The answer is in the 2 girls 1 cup video

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh, ooh, okay

Can I get a llink to that? It sounds cool.

by vivaelpujols on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i refuse to ever watch that video

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

And we proved we can’t fix it

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

try it in a block quote

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 20, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think i love you

but tomorrow i might change my mind

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww

/jd’d

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm emailing gdm

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 20, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

If this one goes 20 innings what will the score be?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Proportionally 40-35,

but since AZ has to bat last it would have to be a five run grand slam in the 20th to produce thta score. The way we are pitching tonight a 5 run GS is possible

by Podlol on Apr 20, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

a lot to a lot more

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 20, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

X to X+1

Given X is a three digit number

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 20, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually

X to X+(Y)
(where Y is any integer 1-4)

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 20, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good God...

Despite that meatball, it’s a shame that Boggs and not Lohse would be on the hook at this point.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 20, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

wrong

boggs in line for the L as he was responsible for Reynolds, the go ahead run.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

no boggs is the pitcher of record

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

so um...

remember when we weren’t scoring any runs and we had excellent pitching?

by Evilfrog on Apr 20, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

last week we were 2009

this week we’re gonna be 2008, apparently

by nota bene on Apr 20, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish lohse was still in

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm gonna put on Finding Nemo and listen to Speakerboxx/The Love Below

That way, it’ll feel even MORE like 2003

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

well

Reynolds can definitely hit em out

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

weeeeeeee

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I now have an urge to visit Six Flags.

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

just wait till the sweet drop at the end

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 20, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i read in

reynolds bio that he avg’d 415ft in his hr’s last year…thats pretty sicck

by guillermozeliak on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Freak power

If he could consistently make contact (he can’t)……..sheesh.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 20, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sumthin in the air tonight...

DINGERs that is.

Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it's LaRoche's walkup song

“I can feel it comin in the air tonight….”
great song

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 20, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay so I'm pretty sure that Pujols is overrated by UZR for exactly that reason

UZR doesn’t take into account putouts for first basemen, only assists, so when Pujols takes the second basemans ball like that his UZR gets an artificial bump.

by vivaelpujols on Apr 20, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

He’s good but he was never +20 or whatever good. Although UZR doesn’t do scooping and it seems he’s really good at that.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 20, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still optimistic about tonight.

We’ll get more runs. I mean, Haren HAS to be out within an inning or two, right? And their bullpen is taxed/not good.

It sucks to score so many runs and give it back, but we’re in this.

(right?)

by goodymobb on Apr 20, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

this

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is at 82 pitches...

but I’m not sure I want him out of the game.

by Evilfrog on Apr 20, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's given up seven runs thus far

Haren can stick around as long as he likes.

by JWO on Apr 20, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haren can also turn it up

and go all bad-ass on em
I don’t think the bullpen can

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 20, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

They've got the bad part down

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much how I feel about it

not the worst thing to get in a shootout with a lineup that goes Ludwick-Pujols-Holliday-Rasmus

by nota bene on Apr 20, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's why it kinda sucks he's still in

but then again we have 7 runs vs him

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 20, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he's still in line for the win

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

he deserves it

how many games did he let off 1 or 2 runs and get a loss….. he was on my fantasy team and he had a 2.00 ERA and not many wins

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haren does seem like a passable DH this game.....

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Apr 20, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

So WTF was that 2nd inning?

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

tea interval

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

listening to Curtis Mayfield

while Colby bats is pretty enlightening

My Cards Blog - We're in First & it's April

by dylaninthewall on Apr 20, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

mark reynolds this series....

4/19
1st – 2B 2 RBIs
3rd – K
6th – K
8th – 1B

4/20
1st – DP 5-4-3
3rd – BB, R
4th – HR, 3 RBIs

didn’t know it was possible to do so bad on all three of his outs… no wonder he has 200+ Ks every year

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Ted is Due....Ted Due.

Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Apr 20, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Not.

Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Apr 20, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

first time TLR takes out a SP before the 5th and this happens

we’ll never see this again…..

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Lhose game score = 12

about the lowest I’ve ever seen

by Podlol on Apr 20, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Weird

Marquis’ last game was a 13. Lohse gets dinged for staying around longer and giving up more hits.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 20, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The thread has been insane,

but I would like to say welcome to our friends from the Snake Pit.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 20, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to look closely when Anderson

is up. Looks like Adam Kennedy in the box.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

No way.

His stance isn’t as hunched or crouched.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think

its the bat wag

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

its because

i wasn’t looking at the tv. I was looking at the monitor and caught it out of the corner of my eye

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next inning

Off of their reliever. Patience. This is a marathon, not a sprint.

by JWO on Apr 20, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now Haren is in line for the win

Worst stat ever

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 20, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think it's because of lopex myself

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 20, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

which do you think?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitchers call pitches

catchers just try to guess which ones they want to throw

by Willie McGee's Twin on Apr 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not worried yet

I would rather be down 8-7 than 1-0. At least the offense is scoring…

by JWO on Apr 20, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

3 LOB so far

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

we may need to warm up some of those

left over LOBsters from last night

i think you can do them in a microwave

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

was ludwick's baserunning gaffe a game-changer?

really hope it wasn’t

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

It allowed Arizona to walk Albert

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 20, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe, but not likely as much so as his 2 HRs

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

that''s true

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Pujols wouldn’t have been auto walked, and if he was, Hollidays broken bat could have scored a run.

by Evilfrog on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strauss:
Lohse fighting severe head cold.

Hollidayyyyyyyyyy…!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

that's a relief

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

LF is contagious?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

a holliday headcold is no laughing matter

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 20, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

there it is

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 20, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

they stopped all those flights out of Europe.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

do they make a sneezing lego guys

by guillermozeliak on Apr 20, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably make one

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehehe

i just had a visual of their heads popping off

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever

I always question the validity of these messages. You never hear about anyone being sick unless they suck.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

untrue

I’ve heard a few when they play, and play well. not just excuses for being pulled or sucking.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not my recollection

but I haven’t exactly been keeping track.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

off the top of my head

Marlins series last year.
and I think a Cinci series, but I could be wrong on that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

read: Lohse and Haren toked up before the game

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

bad habit

he sucks when he’s toked

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Random thought for VEP

Rich Harden: 14 BBs in 13.2 IP.

I wish Smoltz pitched this year.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Apr 20, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

i wish smoltz closed this year

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

I wish we could have Smoltz instead of Lohse now.

by vivaelpujols on Apr 20, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

to start?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 20, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

just wondered

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 20, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

harden hitting for himself

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

haren?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's that

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

is anyone else having MAJOR problems with mlb.tv?

mine keeps crapping out and now won’t work at all.

by nycbirdo on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

none

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know that game

Unfortunately it’s probably your internet connection.

by cardfan124 on Apr 20, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah interweds in the dorms sucks ass till 2 am

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially during

“porn hour” from 1130 to 1230

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 20, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf

i’d take Dan Haren as a 4th OF, i bet he has a gun too

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Boggs, stop being Boggsed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

HE"S A PITCHER GUYS!!!

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 20, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

that was a good AB… is this some weird 4/20 thing

by purple_haze on Apr 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

wow.... that probably explains all of today's events

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

must be it

maybe it switches your pitching ability with hitting ability

by purple_haze on Apr 20, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way

we LIGHT UP good pitching. we’ll probably score more runs that series than in any we’ve played all year.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean

we’ve gotten 7 off Haren in 5 innings.

by nota bene on Apr 20, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

which supports my point, no?

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

I was buttressing your argument.

/Beavis giggle

by nota bene on Apr 20, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh hay thnx

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flying buttress is a funny term

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 20, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that's support!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chartres. it's a great cathedral.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

been there

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 20, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

lucky duck

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone kill me

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

holy shit

kelly johnson

he is a bit eccentric

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Apr 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Did we not scout the D-backs?

if so, whatever the report said was wrong.

by gocards62 on Apr 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Sources say.

The report said: Throw meatballs

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 20, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummm.... when do we say this isn't lohse

and instead just a crazy game….. cause 3 of 3 pitchers have been rocked thus far once of which is a Cy Young candidate

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

+1/2

Lohse certainly isn’t without fault, but I agree with the sentiment

by LandSickness on Apr 20, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's cause Yadi isn't catching and everyone is really high

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

idk but some games its just like that we're everyboyd is getting rocked

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitching

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 20, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

well sets up the 99.99

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

what because there are 2 outs

don’t let that get in the way

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

right

we need to do it
and carry one of the outs over

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Apr 20, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm no expert but

Maybe we should throw some strikes, yes?

by JWO on Apr 20, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YA

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want those shoes!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want that lady!

/bizarro sub-thread

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want someone to mow that lawn!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 20, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

(snicker)

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

thanks

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're welcome?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

SBN fail perhaps?

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm spants?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I laughed.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed that the first time through

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

perv

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

(shrugs)

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

ha

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 20, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd tap that.

I keep trying to reset my password to "penis", but it keeps telling me "too short".

by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

hit that

it’s hit that

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 20, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either way, that's a car, guys.

I mean, I’ve heard of object-love, but let’s keep it to the niche sites, hmm?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

guy

singular, unless skins is plural people

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I use

the royal “we”.

I keep trying to reset my password to "penis", but it keeps telling me "too short".

by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

not allowed around here

that is probably the only thing that could get you banned.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

not true...

that prick lovable fella did it for damn near a month……

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

but he owns it, no?

do we allow someone to take his persona? what if he needs to revert to it again?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

we're not sure.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec that

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

ding that?

maybe?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was told we

wouldn’t relinquish runs in the overflow…

by Evilfrog on Apr 20, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

"Results may vary

and are not guaranteed."

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 20, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweeeeeeeeeeetttt.......... well time for hawksworth now....

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

would posting Yadi's baby picture bring good luck

or would that just be creepy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

hmm...

I’m gonna say creepy.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's my first thought

I’m biased

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

do it

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

creepy

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

LEAVE MATHER IN TO PITCH A COUPLE INNINGS TONY

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

8 runs in 5 innings

mather gives up a run an inning so it’d be a positive improvement

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

his ERA's only 9.00

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

never mind.. you already said that

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha i was gonna say....

but yes we should do it

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's look at the positive...

Boggs didn’t walk anyone. And he won’t be the last one to give up a dinger to Mark Reynolds.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Apr 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

he did HIT someone though which is the same thing

to me

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi...

I can’t find a link to apu on a pegacorn…

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck you sbn...

help me out?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

use the smaller one

someone has a 250K chunk floating around

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

free snuggie game anyone going

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

sluggie

and no

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Mather, pinch-hitter.

Trusted more than Nick Stavinoha.™

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

100 pitches

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

now i want haren out of the game

he seems to of found a groove

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look whos back

I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.

by BattleMoses on Apr 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

he looks like he needs glasses.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you find the file name?

I can’t even remember. i’m useless, dude.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you know

(I know you do) how much of a bitch it is to search pegacorn on this site.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 20, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

STAB!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sushi anyone?

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

wuz with the eelz?

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 20, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

meme from d'backs site

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are two things my dad taught me

one is that you don’t want to get into a pic war with VEB

/paging Cody G!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 20, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The other:

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Apr 20, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Barracudas eat moray eels

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

FAIL?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

They don't do it right away!

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

AAAAAND

I just saw that I got the “image hosted by tripod” thingy. MAJOR fail. It was a picture of a barracuda!

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

we should just stop trying.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have to admit

you’re the first blog against whom we’ve Eelbombed.

This one didn’t work to motivate our team:

I keep trying to reset my password to "penis", but it keeps telling me "too short".

by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek

That’s a moray

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

Nice

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool

we’re uh… honored?

it’s kind of phallic. would fit right in. uh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 or 4 eel pictures constitues eelbombing?

For shame. We’ve had worse friendly fire from bacon and LOLcats.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quality

not quantity.

Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.

by Wailord on Apr 20, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many do you have?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

please

no cats.

I’m allergic and the pollen is bad enough right now

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

it worked, didn’t it?

I keep trying to reset my password to "penis", but it keeps telling me "too short".

by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three innings left.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 20, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right.

I forgot that we can control the outcome of the game by posting pictures in threads on a blog.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Don’t you know about baseball? As baseball fans, absolutely EVERYTHING we say, think, or do, has an effect on the game.

I keep trying to reset my password to "penis", but it keeps telling me "too short".

by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

from what i've read here tonite

that sort of comment would put you on the bench for a day over at your place.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

Jim was kinda on the warpath because he’s tired of the jinxing eels. I thought he was going overboard tonight.

I keep trying to reset my password to "penis", but it keeps telling me "too short".

by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just a tad.

At one point, it becomes not-fun to hang out in a thread, if it’s overly moderated.

by Voxx on Apr 21, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's the thing.

At one point it felt sorta awkward. And then convo picked up again.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's mostly semantics

bombing is more of a mass posting
this is more like TPing with a mini bag

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

we're limited to one photo....

just so you all know.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh

They will delete your photos and ban you if you don’t comply.

Was that one guy actually telling people he’d removed all eel images and to not bring it up again?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish gdm was here.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine if Y2S was a member over there?

He’d be searching for comments that got deleted for some bizarre reason.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks.

now I’ll have nightmares.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's like it's

2AM and RB is sharing too much.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really need to find the APu on a pegacorn pic

and dispatch someone with it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's my day off

there was supposed to be another Molina, but there was something about blackmail pics from childhood…. hmm…..

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

OH! now I know who that reminds me of!

I was thinking Duncan for a sec—
it’s Bud Selig!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Use your legs!"

- Al on Joe Mather

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

stop with the headfirst

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3 inning

Eel attack averted.
Problem?

Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.

by Wailord on Apr 20, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone have the link to

that 5 or 6 frame comic sketch where the face gets progressively angry?

by brindled on Apr 20, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

skip

slide fail

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

hi K-Mac.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

i want blake.....

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

we can't all have canadians when we want them

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's canadien?

he’s your long reliever…. put him in

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then

blame him.

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 20, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

We gotta' chase Haren

if for no other reason than to get his hot bat out of the AZ lineup

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Christ, just left a meeting and come back to find this mess. How bad was Boggs?

Horrible line – must have been studying Lohse’s technique

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else hear d-bags instead of d-backs

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

duncan bows his head at walk

why? was he somehow surprised?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Apr 20, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

hell of a throw!

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Loud Noises!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

colby! boog! andy!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOG!!!!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Anderson redeemed!

Colby to Boog to Andy

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

kmac

lucks out

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Apr 20, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!11111111!!!1

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

i guess i missed the goat meme

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a goat that says Booooog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice to see

I stood where no man goes...

by Desert_Rat on Apr 20, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

1 for 1 on possible outs at home

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 20, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game is between T-ball and batting practice . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 20, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Definitely goofy game

We’ll probably see at least two of the following three things:
1. Inside the park HR
2. Walking in a run
3. Some super-fluky double play
4. Player/manager(s) get tossed

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 20, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummm

actually there are four . . lol

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 20, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog is awesome.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuckin' fuck

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Apr 20, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

that was fun while it lasted.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

ha

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 20, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnation

and Haren is gonna bat again

by nota bene on Apr 20, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

K-Smack(ed)

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 20, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

nobody, nobody

makes me more nervous when he comes in than kmac

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Apr 20, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

K-mac... come on

Everything has been hard hit off you

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 20, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Haren still in the game

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

This offense is never out of a game

Unfortunately, no lead is safe with this bullpen

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

if the bullpen is bad, then we are in trouble

mets bullpen sucks, and they were good against us

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL?

we need a pitcher who can…. PITCH!!!

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Lord it is only the 6th.

This is why I schedule afternoon naps when the games are out west.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Apr 20, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

this dude is just pwning.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

FFS

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Apr 20, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

sure that anderson

will be blamed for much of this.

by Green Man! on Apr 20, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Anderson down, Pagnozzi up

Tomorrow

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 20, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

from azsnakepit..

“Five pitchers have had four-hit games since 2001
Three of them for Arizona: Micah Owings x 2 and now Haren.”

not sure if they went 4-4…. i would assume they did….don’t know the other two pitchers tho

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, haren's had some 3 hit games too

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

jason marquis?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

rattler sound

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

watching this game is like asking to be mugged

nothing you can do about and you have to watch it

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

well

there is something you can due about the mugging. ask not to be mugged,

by Green Man! on Apr 20, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

then you get shot

if the mugger has a gun

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 20, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew it!

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 20, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw

who asks to be mugged?

by Green Man! on Apr 20, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hypothetical pondering

so no one technically

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've never been mugged

it has been attempted, but never accomplished

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

he got better.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, i do it all the time

but i’m not letting anyone mug me

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

the good news is kmac has

reverse splits. there is hope that we get out of this inning now.

by Green Man! on Apr 20, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

better news is that Lohse and Boggs are out of the game.. .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 20, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

dingdangolelongflyball

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 20, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

just missed

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 20, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

12 hits yet for the krispy kreme deal

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

This is one of those

games that, when you wake up, you just have to say… FUCK LAST NIGHT

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 21, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Haren out

Guiterrez in

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 21, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Gutierrez

>Pitcher Change: Felipe Lopez replaces Ryan Franklin, batting 7th, replacing third baseman Felipe Lopez

by TBender on Apr 21, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

well

I’d criticize leaving Haren into bat, but, uh….

by nota bene on Apr 21, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

What a slap in the face . . .

Haren bats for himself, gets a hit and is lifted in the next inning.

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 21, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

When the dude's swinging the bat well....

might as well let him hit, as opposed to some scrub off the bench. They’ve been hit hard by injuries, dunno if they even have much on bench.

by Voxx on Apr 21, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

luddy is killing it

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Luddy, you can't thud it every time.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

how close to hitting it out was it?

Game day say sit was right at CF wall

Yadi: The fastest of all the Molina brothers.

by huja on Apr 21, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

just missed it, bat-wise.

didn’t sound right.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

MOAR DINGERS

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Apr 21, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

aaaahh guys in the truck.

bad camera work.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Ok. That does it

game

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 21, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Relax

Our bats are going… we can do this

by purple_haze on Apr 21, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

their bullpen is awful

not even close

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nick Punto

Good hitter!

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nick would like a word.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

i guess that's why they didn't call up gagnozzi

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

their plan worked

everyone’s tired from hitting dingers.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

you can serve a 50 game suspension while on the DL????

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 21, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

apparently.

the rule isn’t designed to hurt the team, just the player.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

i guess i get it, but i don't know if i like it

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 21, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

he doesn't get paid

and he does on the DL otherwise. so i think it makes sense.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

not really

if you get suspended and go on dl, then you serve the suspenion after coming off dl

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

It worked last inning

oh, wait, not really.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

At the end of the year

I deliver the VEB Awards. Last year, the understatement of the year was:
“Thurston needs baserunning instructions”

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 21, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

really hope you have something better than "bullpen... not so good"

by the end of the year
also hope this statement is false by the end of the year

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least K-Mac doesn't start

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Apr 21, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Alright, alright, alright, alright

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

we're gonna break this thing down in just a few seconds

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't make me break it down for nothing

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 21, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

lend me some sugar

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm a fan of the matt weddle version

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 21, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Al doesn't like LaRoche's body language

punch him in the face, Al!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

zambrano was my guess

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 21, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

wild pitch

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

or Anderson-fail, whatever.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

wild pitch

beautiful.

Was that more KMac or Anderson?

by nota bene on Apr 21, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

no idea.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

i.e. Al is trying to explain it like they're kids on his lawn.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Levels of insanity.

1. Talking to self.
2. Disagreeing with self
3. Arguing with self.
4. Fighting with self.
5. No longer speaking to self.

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 21, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

6. Hitting the strike zone.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Diner warming

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Except that Milwaukee game...

But that wasn’t nearly as frustrating since we never led, much less three multi-run leads.

by LukeMP1186 on Apr 21, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

Yes. This sucks.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

in the old days... they'd just take 'em out back....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

KMac is throwing soft curve after soft curve and very few are in the zone.

by ArkansasTravs on Apr 21, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm so bored. where are those dudes with the eels

they were funny.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

I really need to stop watching this

and do something productive. Its like I’m at the scene of an accident I saw happen and can’t pull myself away.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

I want more

Dingers!

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Apr 21, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Whooo!

Dingers please!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Apr 21, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

hard to believe

but its hard to watch this game….

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Night all

I’ve let the grandkid stay up way too late already.

by ArkansasTravs on Apr 21, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

What an awful game for the pitchers - 22 runners through seven innings and absolutely wretched command. Now the bad news. Sixisaserious # commercial

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 21, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

good thing their bullpen sucks

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

stav is in the hole waving a bat around

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

WE'RE GONNA WIN!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

and why hasn't it been tweeted

by closernews?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahem

http://twitter.com/closernews/status/12498478263

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

i looked after I posted

that doesn’t really say much about the potential for him to lose his job, just Tim Dierkes’ opinion about the potential for it to happen. But thanks for the link.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haren getting the W

That stat is awful. useless. and still the preferred one by WWL?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Apr 21, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

wow so we kill haren

and are getting shut out by THIS bullpen

weird game

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

this thread needs some life

hmmm… what do the cardinals need to do to give it life… hmm…

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

idea 1

a bloop, a bloop, and a blast.

by brindled on Apr 21, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

this

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

is that Ludwick with smelling salts?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Was ludwick just

using smelling salts for fun?

by brindled on Apr 21, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Gotta win tomorrow to keep that sweet

.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666

by LandSickness on Apr 21, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

This game is coming dangerously close to being unsatisfactory.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 21, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

And it is.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 21, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

...that's one word to describe it

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 21, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Albert examines his bat.

Ludwick communes with his

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, that was a weird game.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 21, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

at least skip

put it in play.

/moral victory

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

that's a losar

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 21, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

the curse of _ ___ strikes again.

"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon

by tehzachatak on Apr 21, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Dan. Haren.

Say it. Dan Haren.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Apr 21, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

its ok to say it

when the hitters owned him like they did. Pitching, FTL!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's the one

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, at least we defeated the LOBsters.

Sadly, it may have taken an eel to do so.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Scar of the game award goes to

A. Lohse
B. Boggs
C. K-Smack
D. All of the above.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Apr 21, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Lohse.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

A

he had a headache, but this will haunt him

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

haunt him?

like carp’s bad starts haunt him, like haren’s start tonite will haunt him?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

not sure why you compared lohse to those two

but i meant i’ll be watching for his next start… hopefully this won’t affect him

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'd think his previous starts will have more of an effect

as it is with carp and haren. this was just bizarro nite. no one was stellar, in the field as on the bases.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mostly A

But D is the correct answer, they each contributed to the L and contributed nothing to a potential W

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Apr 21, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am most displeased with C

but his actions probably weren’t as greivous as the others

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Apr 21, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

i before e except after c

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

not sure why but i lol'd at that

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

by jacksonian on Apr 21, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

First opening series loss of the year....

I am not happy.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

opening series loss?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 21, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tequila doesn't like me

it’s all a blur.
I’ll shut it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly forgot aboot yesterday.....

Fuck you Jose.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

No way Oquendo!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

not him....

that little bastard that is available in pints, fifths, and handles.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I only drink it in Maggies, and use patron's orange.

It’s economical compared to Grand Ma.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmm.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Apr 21, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Boog's triples just never pan out, do they

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

fascinating fact of game

dan haren wpa (pitching): -.373
dan haren wpa (batting) : +.157

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Apr 21, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha

that separated him from lohse. myself, i’m happy to have a 4th starter as good as the other team’s ace.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

so.... are they saying Mr. Anderson can't psychologize funky pitchers yet?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

so i guess we lost

internet crapped out for last two innings totally. 9-7?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

They fucking delete posts for

even hinting at certain memes at the snakepit……I am amazed,

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

What do you mean?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 21, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

this

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

look up 2 posts for the word

deletehammer

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

What did he mention that was banned?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 21, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno! It was deleted!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

something aboot vodka hats.

I was intrigued. But he had already used his one photo, so I don’t know where they were going with that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know.....

is it on an honor system? Does SBN have a one day ban button? WTF is going on?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

who would honor the honor system?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

We need everyone in tomorrow's

thread to post one pic over there.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

hehehe

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

where's vexed?

we need to get her involved with an eel.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

vexed is a girl?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 21, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

he hates being called a she

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was talking aboot Penelope,

and I wasn’t implying the pics that Yadi’s search will lead to.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

the google search by chance?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's the one.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Penelope Cruz with an eel?

And if we lose do we blame the picture?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

this was made 2 days ago....

and it is not even worthy of being mentioned in the same breath as……..exhale….inhale…..the glossary.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

now you're going to show up in my search.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also,

I am going to use my one photo tomorrow wisely. It won’t be pretty.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are a lot of people here cross posting over there?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 21, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not a lot.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

I guess this is what happens when I leave for a test and don’t know what is going on at VEB because now I’m confused.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 21, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was just me, RiverRat, a guy named Voxx...

JD, a guy whose name I’d know if I saw it (muidom or something)… That’s all I know.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

That site is odd.

They were nice to me when I kind of commented there once but then everyone always nice to me here.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 21, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

A random Cubs fan trolled me.

But everyone else was great.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

WTF was up with that?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

He called him Poo Holes.

I assumed he was an Arizona fan so I said “Aw man, I thought only Cubs and Brewers fans called Pujols that.” Ol Pete chimed in to defend Brewers fans and point out the overusage of the word ‘douche’ by Cardinals fans, and the troll turned out to be a Cubs fan. Heh. I had him figured out by mistake.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

ol pete is in every game thread of our opponent

i suppose that is a compliment

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's sorta funny.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think

they’re generally okay folks, just that there’s a few loose cannons that cause them to…over-moderate, a bit.

by Voxx on Apr 21, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Just a bit.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

They not only deleted "Bacon Heaven"

but the thread that came after it where someone mentioned it was funny. The eels started it all, I would like to add.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

fuckin' eels

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will not post something that someone here can google. I will not post something that someone here can google.

I will not post something that someone can google…..

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

just found my one photo

for the snake pit tomorrow…..heh heh heh

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I can't wait.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"If I do it wrong just break another toe. Three's my lucky number anyway." -Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Apr 21, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

[stops self from typing]

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just don't...

cross a line. We don’t want to be associated with the Cubs fans, for instance. :P

by Voxx on Apr 21, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

they don't really post elsewhere

so don’t worry. they mostly just bitch and moan in their own threads – i don’t know how they can take it

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

as my friend gdm would say.....

Don’t oyou tell me what to do, no sir.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

pretty good impersonation

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

piss off....

I see what I did there.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm on thin ice?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

No one is ever on thin ice with me.......

we’d break through.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

is that gdm or RR?

gdm would likely say, “the fact you have to ask…”

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

rr

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

where the hell is gdm anyway?

tonight he could have made such a grand, noble appearance.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

won't show in a game thread

cause he doesn’t have the EI package.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

veb should probably rectify that

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

Photoshop Ms Cruz into a Cards team picture?

by Voxx on Apr 21, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

No.

With carp. The fish. Instead of eel.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

It needs to be aquatic.

So, Carp’s face could be on the carp, I guess.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

i am *pretty* sure thepainguy has some of those pics.

it sure wasn’t penelope cruz, though.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Vexed can solve that problem.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

vexed can solve all things

i believe that was written in hieroglyphics somewhere

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's the one....

pain guys carp love phot with penelopes head….

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

If someone will shop it,

I will post it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eels are apparently the big

no-no, over there. Even mentioning the word in your post gets it deleted. Superstition and such. Apparently someone posted an eel pic in a thread, and the game imploded. And it’s.. taboo to mention eels in any form, now.

They tried to pass the Eel on to us, and then exploded for the big inning against us. I might have posted the same pic back in their thread with a ‘Hai guys. Miss me?’ the next time Cards were up…

It was promptly deleted, and the head dude came down hard on people from there on out. I’d advise staying cordial tomorrow… it’s not like they’re being overly rude to us or anything. Just…kind of shows why it’s not generally a very popular Diamondbacks site. We jacked the post count up a ton tonight…the whole way to the 1100 range. /sarcasm.

by Voxx on Apr 21, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

reely?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

There were ‘Oreely?’ "eelness’ ‘unbeleelvable’, and a few other ‘puns’ made, that were deleted. Even got one dude banned for a day, or something. It’s kind of hilarious, but…as I said: they generally seem like decent folks, just…. bit high strung. Remind me a lot of the Rockies SBN.

by Voxx on Apr 21, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they were funny and clever.

Shame they’re forever lost.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

those words were actually deleted?

if true, i want that guy on my wall. how’d he catch them all – eels are not easy to catch?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's...not exactly an active site.

Not compared to this, at least. It’s pretty easy to keep up with the thread, and delete whatever you want as it goes.

by Voxx on Apr 21, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

just funny

i mean, c’mon.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love puns

I’ll have to think of some for tomorrow. Maybe just one good one. Don’t want to seem mean

by LandSickness on Apr 21, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

forget the puns

go with mojo. use ordinary non-misspelled words to insert “eel” into the thread at every opportunity. examples:

ludwick has a bruised heel

yadi has balls like steel

i feel that…(feel is a very good word)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

even keel. film reel. theelbirdos.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

fascism isn't only accepted; its encouraged!

blame dan haren

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

so they have to post here?

now we have the cubbie crowd and them? oh well, at least we will lose the pit crowd soon enough.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the cross posting.

But the learning curve at that site is steep. Do not post more than one image per game thread. Do not disobey the mods, especially Jim, the head guy. If you disobey or break the rules, your stuff will be deleted (as will anything else for any reason) and you will be banned for a day. That

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

THE HELL SBN!?

Jim’s UID is 3. Yes. 3.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats like rip van winkle yelling at people to get off of his lawn of eden

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Apr 21, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

holy cow.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I fear for your sanity, Y2S. Don't go over there.

They delete mid-game so the thread gets wonky and replies aren’t in the right places.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

what a pathetic bastard

watch the game, dude

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Apr 21, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's bizarre about snakepit

i like visitors too, and the back and forth, but i was just being snarky (surprise there) about how suddenly veb’s game threads resemble another site that is gloom and doom all the time. especially when several doomers seem to have no concept of baseball reality.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Game threads are always reactionary.

It’s only once the season has really settled in that people chill out and get more irreverent. And often it’s post-game (post-win, really) when the game threads shine.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've been there, but I'm not signed in

so I’ve never noticed what’s missing

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

well BCB comes here because they can swear.

whatever that means….
then they found out they have to be civil. lol.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 21, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

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If you’re on Twitter and would like to follow verified pro athletes check out here

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: @mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Apr 21, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Man..these West coast games screw with my

sleep schedule….I feel for you all out east.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 1:57 AM EDT reply actions  

you guys are all quitters.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 21, 2010 2:14 AM EDT reply actions  

you have barely commented on this thread

/hypocrite

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

correction: that is your only comment on this thread

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have finally escaped my recursive overflow.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 21, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

but I agree, I've been lacking in the comments the last two days.

still there’s no reason to quit VEB.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 21, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

you saw that, huh?

how you doin’, boss? wanted to talk to you about the raise. as you noted yesterday, i amuse you, and i believe that praise should be rewarded in chairs/hr.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm ok with giving you more chairs per homerun

the way the offense(today excluded) is going you’ll need a raise.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 21, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm willing to defer some of my chairs

let’s just call it the lay-away plan.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

there's a photoshop fo you to do above.....

need it by game time tomorrow.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Apr 21, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

penelope cruz and a carp, is that all?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 21, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

stop asking questions and get on it already

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want to fully understand my assignment before I start it.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 21, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

and you understand the magnitude of this endeavor?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

sure, why not

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 21, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

so even when your not posting

you read word-for-word what it is written here…. impressive i must say

"You’ve got to play every game like it’s your last because it’s definitely survive-and-advance or don’t survive and school," Tiller said.

by stlcardsfan4 on Apr 21, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

you have so much to learn rookie.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 21, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps he should have done so himself for a period

before jumping in.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

How novel!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Apr 21, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

same time as tonight 8:40

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks

by muidomi84 on Apr 21, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

stupid west coast and their late start times.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 21, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

no one asked you to try

just get it done.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes sir

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 21, 2010 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

quitter

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

quitter

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 21, 2010 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

i said it first

and last, quitter.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

wrong again

you quitter.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 21, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

you can't win tonite cody

give it up, quitter.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

i believe you are mistaken

so you like the giants?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

mm.

Somewhat. Cards are still my favorite team, but I at least follow the Giants, and Orioles.

by Voxx on Apr 21, 2010 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

where do you live?

i grew up in a traditional baseball family sort of following the orioles because they were the browns, but i’ve switched my AL allegiance to the twins over the years – i’m a cardinal fan, just sort of like the twins as the team that keeps me from hating all other teams.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 4:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I live

in the northeast, oddly enough. I follow Baltimore somewhat because that’s how I grew up. But something small that I can’t even recall sparked my love for the Cards when I was young.

by Voxx on Apr 21, 2010 4:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do lurk

at the Giants SBN, though. Vulgar it may be, but it’s highly, highly entertaining, some nights.

by Voxx on Apr 21, 2010 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah, something to look forward to

this is the first year i’ve been checking out the other sites when we play therm.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

quitter

/end scene

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 21, 2010 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

curtain call

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

FIN

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Apr 21, 2010 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

no french allowed

this is america, pal. love it or leave it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never quit.

Never surrender. Unless you’re French.

by Voxx on Apr 21, 2010 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

turn this green!!!

oh, wait…i’m the only one here.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 6:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

this will undoubtedly be a source of amusement

as much as we malign our pen, and deservedly so:

http://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/statuses/12549475661

also, somewhat topical, wagner mateo seems about set to sign with d’backs. i mean, the kid can either see or he can’t – i don’t see any mid-point here. i know the word was it was degenerative, so what’s the deal, the d’backs think he won’t go blind for 10 years and we thought he’d go blind in 5?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 3:39 AM EDT reply actions  

i'll have to read the game thread at the snakepit

because in this recap, toward the end where the most prolific commenters are noted, veb is well represented. i remember seeing spants and jd listed, and rr i think, and a few more:

http://www.azsnakepit.com/2010/4/21/1434158/the-recap#storyjump

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 4:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Much of the game thread amusement

was deleted/moderated. What’s left is pretty dull. I’ll try to somewhat recap.

They have a superstition regarding Eels, of all things. Someone posted one in a game, and the Dbacks managed to choke the game away in short order, leading to the banning of all eel pics, and even mentions of the word. (they actually banned a member for 24 hours for using ‘eel’ in puns (such as Reely/eelness/unbuleelvable,etc). Anyways, I may have mocked the eel, while we were winning, and they posted an eel pic in our own gameday thread. We promptly coughed up the lead, and never regained it, much to their delight.

I retaliated by posting an eel with ‘HAI GUISE. MISS ME?’ on it in big white letters. They weren’t amused, and it was deleted in short order. A few of us were debating various things, mocking someone for his ‘pooholes’ comments, as well as ‘hollidouche’. Turns out one of them was a Cubs fan, as Spants predicted, comically.

The thread really was stupidly over-moderated, leading to a stilted atmosphere. Just wasn’t much fun at some points, and there were definite lulls in the posting. I’d wager VEB had a solid third of the posts on their thread, and it still barely cracked 1k. Where we had a ‘slow night’ with 2k or so. Not really an active SBN, and the overmoderation mentioned likely plays a part in that.

They still seem to be decent folks, for the most part, not worth trolling or bashing, as some fanbases may be. I’ll probably hang around their game thread tomorrow, though likely not post quite as much. shrug

by Voxx on Apr 21, 2010 5:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, now that i read it

probably missed the better stuff – guess you had to be there. my impression was, other than veb, it was about ten people total over there, plus ol pete. again, i think it’s good mojo to work innocuous words such as feel, heel, keel, kneel, peel. etc. into the comments over there tomorrow – even surreal misspelled might pass muster. don’t see how they could keep up with policing that.

reading their front-page recap, i want to know who this scott schumacker fella is, and when he joined the cardinals?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Apr 21, 2010 5:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

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