Friday Night Pinch Hit 4/9/2010
I'm sorry Milwaukee (WOOO-ooo!) / This is for real / Didn't mean to golf that shot to left / More of that Braun a trillion times
Today's previous threads:
Guest Post: Bullpen Security: A False Sense of, or, the Need for a Blanket
Game 4 Open Thread
Game 4 Overflow
about 2 years ago
Yadi2Second
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so much leg room...
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
alternate subtitle of the thread
“sorry milwaukee…whooooo… i. am. for. reeeal.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'll fix it in a sec
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
brewers suck.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 10, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
Best overflow overflow overflow title EVAR
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
I hope I'm not peaking too soon
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
no, it's better to get off to a fast start
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
...forevah, forevah evah?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
hah : )
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
I utterly forgot that part
till I replayed it
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I know, I haven't thought about that song in years
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
there are a lot of cute animals in that video.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I had never seen the video before tonight
That came out during a period of several years when I did not have TV. No Cardinals games! Only radio.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
i actually had to purchase "ms. jackson" via amazon thanks to this thread
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
don't blame us!
it’s Boog
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
OutKast is fun.
I think everyone forgot about them because Speakerboxx/The Love Below got so much play that Andre and Big Boi got sick of each other and they both just disappeared.
I still really like that album.
I don’t have Aquemini, though (I think that’s what Ms. Jackson is on)
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
they're not the only ones who got sick of them
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
that's what I was getting at
but five years removed, I enjoy it again.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
i've always preferred their older material. their newer work is garbage
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I really like Speakerboxx!
The Love Below was not as good.
I love “Ghetto Musick” and “Bowtie.”
Crocodile on my feet
Fox fur on my back
Bowtie ‘round my neck
That’s why they call me the gangsta mac in the Cadillac
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
they don't spin em like they used to
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I've seen a couple pictures of Boog with an Outkast t-shirt on
I wonder if he was in charge of the mixtape tonight?
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Actually it says "So Fresh, So Clean"
so I guess it’s not necessarily an OutKast shirt, but it’s a reference at least
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
we had a thread on all his t-shirts
recently. somewhere.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
I searched for “Affliction” and found it. Oh, man. (The comics detour is cool. there’s more after that.)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
That is fantastic.
I miss so many threads because of school. I’m in over my head in this class but it’s almost over. I have discovered that I am not a programmer, and it’s not even really a programming class.
I’ll be free for three glorious weeks starting May 9. Then I begin an easier class.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Normally the first programming class is the worst to weed people out of programming
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 10, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I think that was the point of this class. It worked.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
hang on a sec while I hook you up with my gif
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/2244/cardinalsvreds040910boo.gif
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
That's awesome
When Colby had a big hit recently (can’t remember the situation), he left Boog hanging on the high-five in the dugout, so LaRue slapped Boog’s hand. It was very cute. I wish I had a gif of that.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
ESPN feed of one of the Twins games
confirmed Boog and Colby are still doing their special ‘high five’…
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
boog's just gonna have to get used to the fact
that colby is engaged now, and has a child.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
This pleases me.
I was wondering how close they’d be since Colby’s all growse up with a kid and a baby mama now. I had assumed Colby, Boog, and Joey would be a threesome, but Boog seems to gravitate towards Mr. Bombs. Really, I can’t blame him.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
sorry ms. rasmus, whoooo
i am for reeeal
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
anyway, I was aggressively procrastinating that day
and I just kept hearing “hi honey, you’re home” when I saw Bombs waiting there.
Freese also gave somebody – not sure who … the stink-eye in the last part.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Maybe Freese is challenging Mr. Bombs' dominance over Boog.
Joey slapped Boog’s ass, then Freese gave him a dirty look.
They’re fighting over him! How cute.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
freezer roomed with colby in memphis
they partied hard, but now colby is taken. freeze is left out in the cold, so to speak, and can’t party with boog and bombs for well-documented reasons, so he’s stuck with craig, except now craig is stuck with stav…it gets complicated.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
hahaha
well, Boog and Bombs were tight long before any of this other stuff. I think Boog was only hanging with Colby last year because of the wrist thing.
there’s something Shakespearean there, but I’ll leave that to DanUp or somebody.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Joey's wrist
these guys and their wrists…
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oh, y'all know what?
the G-Dem’s player features listed who was in their little NBA 2K-whatever circle. I think Luddy plays with them too.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
luddy always ends up wearing the lamp shade?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I gotta dig that out of the archives.
it was Freese’s interview…. and… ugh, man. either Boog’s interview or Craig’s interview. I think.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
heh
I’m still trying to be the greatest video game player in the history of the world. I’m working on that.
http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/mar/02/cardinals-chatter-q-shortstop-brendan-ryan/
but it’s Bombs who gives it all away
XBOX 360, we play NBA 2K10. Freese, Ludwick, Brendan Ryan, we have a team going. We are playing a season together as the Golden State Warriors. We all play on the same team and play a season against the computer. We are on game 3 this year, we just started. It’s hilarious. There is a lot of chirping back and forth at each other, pass the ball, get out of the key – there are a lot three in the key’s, a lot of traveling. A lot of chirping, it gets pretty intense. We liked the name and the colors, so that’s why we choose them.
http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/feb/28/cardinals-chatter-q-utility-man-joe-mather/
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Craig is all alone, btw.
NBA Live on PlayStation 3.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he's got the wrong system!
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
and he plays as the Lakers.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
of course the milk-carton man
plays as the most hyped team.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
he's from Cali
they got an excuse.
that’s Boog’s favorite team IRL
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
funny he makes a point of why
they picked the san fran team. not that there’s anything wrong with that.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
but Freese wants someone prettier than Luddy
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
not that there's anything wrong
with Luddy
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
He has pretty blue eyes! And he's very earnest.
Whenever I make fun of players I want to add a disclaimer in case any of them ever has time to waste looking for mentions of themselves on a blog. Highly unlikely, but…
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
whenever I try to explain Ludwick
I point people to Mark Halski’s flickr. that guy has Luddy down.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i think of him and carp
in “of mice and men” – don’t make luddy snap!
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Halski is incredibly talented.
the decision to focus on Holliday in the ad campaign
not a fan of that. we don’t need his big head shoved down—
uh, I’d better halt that sentence.
but you get the point.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I doubt he had much control over that.
But I know what you mean.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
let him stew awhile
needs to be seasoned.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
my fear of his head has increased, though.
if only because I keep thinking the Unruhe should have receded by now, and it just doesn’t.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
soon he's gonna be his own
macy’s thanksgiving day float.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Someone needs to photoshop that, stat
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Oh, here's a nice one
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
ryan f. ludwick
the glue
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I will post my words to be marked:
take mearke ofe mi wordes,
doom schall com uppon you
scholde Ludwick be relesid
ar his terme, we boden.
…this might have been carved on a boulder in a field, but I can’t say much more.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Did he have to pull a bat out of it?
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
if boog could locate that stone
on a treasure hunt…
if lynn could replace penny next year, lud is spared, imo
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
see, that's what I thought too!
I wasn’t even looking for it, really.
Boog kind of ducked a little, though. see for yourself
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Here's the challenge exchange

I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
freeze is like
“yo, bombs, starters’ dibs”
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Freese sounds wistful:
NBA 2K10, we draft a team and we’ve done it every spring training and we just play a season during the spring and have a lot of fun with it. It would be awesome if we were all a part of the team this year and could keep the season going for a long time.
http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/mar/01/cardinals-chatter-q-third-baseman-david-freese/
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
tony wasn't about to break up that game
he hopes they play every night after the game – makes bed check easier. i bet they end up sleeping on eachother’s floors and chairs on the road, like little leaguers.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
ohmgob I just pictured naptime... like kindergarten...
“Who is this guy on our milk carton?”
“You just let us worry about the lineups.”
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'd give anything if they let gdm make it a 4some
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
you pressed 'post' on that, gdm.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
damnit! that wasn't supposed to go out!
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
who was it said tonite that only you know he is a woman
pj?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
"hey mods, it's gdm"
“look, you gotta get rid of my message. my future wife found the 4some message and… you have to take it off the board. huge. thanks.”
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
that's assuming a whole lot of things
bold, man. bold.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wrong thread, but funny as the dickens
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Lohse said they had an "official" master of the mix tape
well, I don’t know what they called it, but there was a succession problem after Welley left. so I assume it’s Boog now.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Apr 10, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
The Czar of the Victrola? (no, wait...that was my grandpa's title)
I would think Boog was next in the order of succession
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
kind of makes one miss welley
ok, not for real.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
He did have some amusing music choices.
Ghostbusters theme was probably the best.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
if only for the look on Tony's face, hahaha
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
priceless
I still have a mental picture
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
he stopped in mid-interview
all the reporters did too. it was great.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I go to watch a movie when we're down 4-1
Come home to find out a HR in the ninth to win it..Then I found out who hit it…
It’s been a pretty sweet friday.
i start dicking around veb when we're down 4-3.
i pretty much go where i’m needed.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
i was serene and sober going to the ninth
but after we took the lead i started getting the shakes…just got back with the beer. franky has that effect even after the fact.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
any video yet?
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 10, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
so I missed much of the game
did Jimmy text Al?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
"4got mascara. need dans. thx jim e."
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"ps have you seen my half-shirt?"
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
brewers still have gamel?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
gameltoe is this year's version of untucking
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
okay,
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
That is pretty funny.
Have you seen the part about Luis Pujols yet? Wait, was that even tonight? : ( never mind.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
that was with the Reds
this morning apparently the morning FESPN people said it was a walkoff off Trever Miller.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
seriously, fucking idiots
That’s like when they showed the video of Brad Thompson pitching when Josh Hancock died. Do at least ten minutes of research, assholes
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
so testy
thank GOB’s we didn’t lose
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
who, me? testy?
I just demand excellence
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
they're more accurate with golf than baseball
I wonder sometimes if they have a problem with the Cardinals specifically. I don’t remember any glaring errors for other teams.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
there's only one name to remember in golf
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
and he's more accurate at golf than nuptuals?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions
arnold palmer
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
by gdm426 on Apr 10, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
at this point
i don’t think arnold palmer can remember arnold palmer’s name.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
i think it's sewn into his clothing
so long as he can still read.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
they even named a drink after him
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
any further development on the mix tape of glory?
they can’t leave us hanging after journey and outkast…
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions
I only heard two songs,
but I did DVR the short postgame. I know they started to play some pop song I couldn’t identify just before Outkast and somebody made Boog (I’m guessing) turn it off. It might have been Fergie or the Black Eyed Peas.
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"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
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the other two wins are also unconfirmed
there was a strong hiphop beat in the second win, so we were stumped.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I may still have them DVRed.
If I do work on my final project like I’m supposed to do, then I will allow myself to review postgame shows for mixtape duty.
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"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
stay strong
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
haha--I was supposed to be doing homework tonight,
which is why I stayed home instead of going out—but here I am on VEB.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
i'm so very tired, i should really go to bed
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i have to side with the boogblocker
fergie/black eyed peas is a blight on the night’s mixed tape.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
stav probably made him turn it off
might as well use his once-in-a-lifetime authority.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
everyone has authority over boog
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
maybe that's why stav made the team
he has a track record of keeping guys out of the doghouse?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you can't keep the boog out of the doghouse
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i think he's more prone to the doghouse
when he’s sucking.
also, they might all be in the best shape of their lives, but they are definitely not in mid-season form (i hope), not clicking on all cylinders, and etc.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
twas pointed out
Boog didn’t have a full spring training, either.
I dunno. they’ll play the Mets soon enough, and he just owns them for some reason.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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who do schu and luddy own?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I just glanced through yahoo splits
which are the worst stats ever, but quickest to give me every AB…
would you believe Skip owns the Giants?
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stav knew he was going to hit
i was only 99% sure.
http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/04/10/forgotten-cardinal-takes-hoffman-deep/
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
will luddy start tomorrow?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i have this carton of milk, too.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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i don't think so either
but stav’s homer pretty much ensures it’s not him (crazy tony), so will it be bombs? craig got a start already.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
they do a lot more GOB tempting at Brew Crew Ball
however, they too post the flag when the Cubs lose. haha
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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it didn't work for them though
and they hate the cards more than cubs – both teams have douche fans, but the cards also have douche players (apu is a douche).
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
the best part is the sweep guarantee in the first thread
that’s why ya don’t do that…
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yeah, i read their threads
it doesn’t take long.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
how is albert a douche?
i could understand questioning whether or not he’s a very nice guy, but i don’t see a whole lot of douchiness
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
they're still not over the whole villanueva thing, probably.
i was at that game. twas wild.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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cardball?
he’s missing his blockquotes. that’s from bcb.
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maybe we should call it bcb jr.
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...no. no, that would be too cruel.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
bcb is an authority on douches?
makes sense.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, my bad
if i ever do that, call an ambulance, please, because something is terribly wrong.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
also, i must have to work on my street cred around here
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I WANT MY VIDEO!!!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 10, 2010 1:21 AM EDT reply actions
SC LA just showed it
i didn’t know Albert killed their ball boy. why didn’t someone tell me?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Carp wanted to send a message to all the ball boys in the league
by FlimtotheFlam on Apr 10, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm going to flip a shit.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 10, 2010 1:34 AM EDT reply actions
well if you do something to warrant a SWAT team
post first and tell us so we can stay home
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thanks for that.
i just want this damn video.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Apr 10, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
see, this infection is going around..........
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is stav a rookie?
i don’t think so, but if he is maybe he could win the slur-it award…then disappear.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I'd like his run to last long enough to be trade-bait
he deserves a fresh start, at least.
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his value is high right now.
that was trevor hoffman! he’s got that cool song and all.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
oh, now I remember what buster said that I stopped short on...
he said the Giants clubhouse chemistry was really clicking. and listed DeRosa. plus the hints that they could make a really deep run.
that must be some kind of man stew…..
(it’s almost like he’s calling the 3-and-done playoff run?)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
stopped short?
damn, everybody’s stealing everybody’s material
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
dennis leary'd
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions
man stew means something different in san francisco.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions
boy, that would be a meaty man stew.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
well...that too
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i bet the giants would prefer if he just hit
hasn’t looked good in the couple games i saw.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
He looks good just standing in left field
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
sells tickets in san fran?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
he still has a ways to unseat the king

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
wasn't he one of the jackons?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I remember going to a game at Busch II, sitting in the bleachers with my parents and little sister,
and between innings she and I would go down to the railing and yell “Tito!! Tiitooo!! TITO! TITO TITO TIITOOOOOO!!!” He never looked up, which is totally understandable.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
his name wasn't really tito?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
No, silly, were were obnoxious 8 and 5 year old kids, and he was trying to concentrate on the game
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
so you are saying you weren't 18 and 15?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
when i was a kid
my mother : tito :: you and cgirl : colby
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions
No, no, no, I love Rick Ankiel
and Boog is like the best friend I should actually be with but it’s never gonna pan out because he’s not a bad boy. Like Duckie.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
boog is doghouse bad
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
But Rick is smart and devious enough never to get caught.
Boog is innocent (ish).
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
yeah
that’s doghouse bad. rick has never been in a doghouse in his life.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
not with the Cards, anyway.
technically speaking
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
there's something psychotic about rick
where he can charm, or induce sympathy, or whatever needs to be done at that moment.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
He does seem to have that set of coping skills
that is learned growing up in an extremely dysfunctional environment.
But Yadi2 is right about him not always having control over it, I think.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
so he's not ted bundy?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
if he were, you would be unlikely to notice it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
naww, more like a gigolo or a con man, probably
Like Sawyer, maybe?
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
a flim flam man?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
something like that.
except he doesn’t have to be a con man because he’s an exceptional athlete, even if his plate discipline is underdeveloped.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
i think you can con more chances out of a manager
especially if you act like a stray puppy with tony: “my owner’s before abused me. they put me in high-pressure situations as a rookie pitcher…”
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I think that was a mutually codependent situation
Rick needs a father figure; Tony wants a son
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
so matt pagnozzi is really
rick ankiel’s fault? or is it stav?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
except maybe at home as a child : (
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"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
i feel a fanfic coming on?
actually, i kinda see the analogy. what the hell is wrong with me?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions
well, 90% of this thread is a fanfic, so ...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
"and sonic and knuckles concluded the evening with a man stew. the end."
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I really LOLed at that one
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"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
that's the question a brewers fan posed
about the collective concern of the standings for the sausage races – i believe italian won tonight.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Shannon and Rooney were rollin' on the floor
over the sausage race.
I couldn’t really figure out why.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Wasn't there a discussion here making fun of actual Joe Mather fanfics?
or did I come across that all by myself in an image search?
I thought it was discussed here, but I think it was when I was still lurking.
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"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
She wasn't around then; this was like 2 years ago
I think
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
oh, she still might know if there's any mather stories
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
well it ain't fanfic
but haha:
http://chirpchatter.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/06/redbirds_secrets_joe_mather.html
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That's great.
Royce Ring’s Best Kept Secret:
Likes to go by the name ‘Snoozie’ and is a budding rap star.
Blake Hawksworth’s Best Kept Secret:
Often provides Ring with backing beats to rap to and will most likely be Ring’s producer.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
reminds me of the time when me & my boys would heckle jorge posada at cooper stadium
we’d do the same thing, HEEEEEY WHOOOORRREEEE. because that’s how the public address guy would pronounce his name. we were actually successful & would actually talk to him a lot. good times
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I remember you telling a story about that. That sounds pretty awesome.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
i probably did tell that one, there's only so many stories i have
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Well, it was a good one
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"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
i really hope it was real & not a dream or something i've imagined & passed on as reality
like cody
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
like cody does
or like cody is?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Anyone know where a video of Yadi's home run in game 7 of the NLCS
is online?
Would like to relive some memories.
actually
the 2006 world series collection edition (includes games 5 and 7 of the nlcs) on sale at amazon for $5.88. this second. buy it. NOW.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions
ooo.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
seriously guys.
i can vouch for the product. the best value per dollar easily. worth it for game 7 alone. think of it as getting the world series as a bonus.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions
game 7 is easily worth ten bucks alone
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
for $5.88
plus shipping
Pretty great deal
by LandSickness on Apr 10, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions
you really won't regret it
i look at mine still and can’t believe it a) exists. and b) came so cheaply. unreal.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions
If my bank account were not about to be overdrawn, I would totally buy that right this second.
I was expecting a flexible spending account payment two days ago that has not arrived yet. : (
Fax it in: get money the next day.
Submit brand new online claim form: wait FIVE + days.
That’s so much more convenient! /grumble
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
btw, in case anyone wanted to watch it now
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=3232246
Though that is quite a good deal, might have to jump on that.
by LandSickness on Apr 10, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions
i watched it a couple times
apu was pretty excited.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yes. do that.
everyone should. it’s an obscenely good deal.
i may just bust out my copy and watch anthony reyes mow down a pumped up detroit team as i cry myself to sleep.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I would like to see the White Sox game again
You know, when he pitched a one-hitter but still lost because we didn’t score any runs and the one hit was a Thome solo HR
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"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
i was in chicago
at a southside bbq amongst sox fans, listening outside on the radio. we all agreed that night that reyes was going to be someone to be reckoned with.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i'm still pissed MO didn't get top value for the kid during the 06 winter
oh what might have been
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
great anthony reyes game
but why would you subject yourself to that game or any one game of that series? or any regular-season (post-april, of course) 2006 game?
actually, true story: the last of cards game i’ve ever seen live was jason marquis’ last start as a redbird. 2006: gave up like 18 runs in two innings. i had seats right behind home. by the fourth inning it was my then-girlfriend, me and a couple of scouts left in my section. this was late september.
wow. how did we win the series again?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions
we hit it to the pitcher
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
FURTHERMORE
the worst part of 2006 wasn’t the fact that i gradually lived and died with a piss-poor team over a 162-game schedule only to find them completely unrecognizable come post-season.
no. it was the fact that the only reason this team was in the same zip code as the post season was because albert single-handedly carried them through april. put up obscene numbers – WAR, game tying or go ahead RBI, etc. yet because ryan howard produced in september he walked away with the mvp. that was the worst.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions
but he's from st. louis
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
so is ike turner
doesn’t mean we should hand him the “husband of the year” award.
/just invented husband of the year award
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions
i thought ike was from e. st. lou
anyway, howard is pretty good – think the phils would be willing to give him up?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I heard there were some internal discussions
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"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
we shouldn't let this get out
have other teams clamoring for him.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
word is, it would cost you one shiny albert pujols.
is it worth seeing the same power numbers with 6x as many strikeouts and 2/3 the OBP? that’s up to you.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions
what kind of money differential we talking?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
The barred owls are making noise; I should be in bed
and I didn’t get a goddamned thing done tonight.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Welcome To VEB: We Kill Productivity
RIP new tag line
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
nothing ever happened with the tag line, huh?
i think it’s like nicknames and memes – can’t be forced.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
the meme that can be named
is not the meme.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions
i really thought we were going to get a new tag line
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
when someone hacks it
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
once you win the first
i’m hoping for a sweep. the beauty in this set-up is carp going game three, because tony won’t (wouldn’t dare) take it off if we’ve already won the first two. of course, he’s already put more pressure on the kid by matching him against gallardo rather than sunday night baseball viewership, which is why i don’t buy that story. tony likes to see what guys are made of, and this is a tougher assignment for garcia.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
flickr
stay calm, ladies….
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'm not going to ask how you stumbled upon that picture
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions
who knew F could take a good pic?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
top of the second page of the St. Louis Cardinals pool
so it wasn’t like I was digging.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
digging and butts
that’s baseball.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i'm by no means
a professional
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i feel like whatever the opposite of tiger woods is right now.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions
you're avatar is very appropriate for this comment
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
your GRAMMAR is very appropriate.
FOR YOUR FACE!
/burnt
//masking his pain
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions
bitches don't know bout my grammar
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions
is the photog saying there's nothing but asses in the dugout?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I doubt it
because he also has a few photos of Albert being stretched by a trainer OH GAWD MY EYES
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Ludwick seems to be popular in the "Baseball Eye Candy" gallery
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
he's been sexy in right field
just not so much at the plate.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Too bad, because he looked good at the plate in spring training
hope he works it out soon
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
HAHA--warning at top says, "If you've changed your mind about viewing this content,
you can ESCAPE." Button—>"Take me to the kittens!"
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
...

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions
that is NOT a cat!
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yes it is, here it is all growns up

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
is that rosie o'donnell?
i hope so.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
that's what i was gonna say
in san fran this would be easy.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
one can actually do that
it’s later in the set, I think.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yeah
but i couldn’t see who all of them were
by LandSickness on Apr 10, 2010 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions
LOLL
I wish I could identify those asses—I cannot.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
you've lost your job
choosing the “dreamboat team” with cgirl.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
harsh
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
if you want to be an expert in your field
you have to know these things
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Ha! Objectifying men is more than just looking at asses.
Put them in the field and make them move, and I’ve got them pegged.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
whoa, it's late and all, but peg—
ok, I’ll stop.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
dan savage'd
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions
haha
I guess it’s time for me to stop egging on the fanfic discussion, sorry about that
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
yeah, it's late, nothing good can come from me jumping in here
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
are you saying there's a chance?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
as his guidance counselor used to say
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions
in retrospect, you're not missing out on a lot
i can’t recall the name of mine or what he used to say. though i suppose that’s why i’m typing jokes about sonic the hedgehog fan fiction at 1am.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions
it's 4am out here on the east coast
my school didn’t install a gc till the year after i graduated. kind of wish i had once cause at least i would have had some kind of plan instead of winging it like i’ve been doing since 96
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i guess 3rd person is better
than the royal we.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
if you want to objectify them
make them share playing time with royce clayton.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Apr 10, 2010 3:40 AM EDT up reply actions
missed this... we interrupt the fanfic for real baseball
B_Walton Memphis wins a marathon in Omaha, 9-6 in 18 innings. The night after a tough outing, Tyler Norrick goes 3 IP for the win. #stlcards about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
18 innings is like half-priced tickets
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Some random thoughts about tonight
Watching the game with a friend tonight, before Stav’s at bat, I bet 10 million internet dollars that Stav would strike out swinging. If either of us weren’t broke college students, I’d have bet some serious cash. Just an unbelievable and shocking moment. I am not sure I could have dreamed up any more unlikely a scenario. Makes me actually have to consider if there could actually be real improvement from Chair-Stav to Marginally productive baseball player-Stav. Craig better get the milk carton back out because that was one hell of a 2010 debut for Stav.
Lohse got consistently screwed on the strike zone. See that Gameday shot that someone posted. That pissed me off way more than us being able to not hit Dave Bush. There were at least 4 calls that Mr home plate umpire missed, and they all seemed to occur during the rally that nearly defeated us.
Rick and Al is not a good combination. And when the Cards are losing it gets worse. I should really know better than to even begin to pay attention to what they are saying, it just gets me wound up.
So now that Stav has finally realized all that massive potential that the organ-eye-zation has always known existed there, can we trade him straight-up to the Giants for Tim Lincecum? I know he’s not left-handed, but he can play first base, right?
Late night poll opportunity. Most dominant (at least semi-current) player in his sport:
A: Tiger Woods
B: Albert Pujols
C: Michael Phelps
D: Lionel Messi
E: Roger Federer
F: Other
Game Thread was a classic one tonight. Well done guys and gals.
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
why is albert pujols
option B? that’s my final answer.
we know the homer guaranteed stav won’t play tomorrow, right? so how drunk do you think he gets tonight, or does he just gorge on cupcakes?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
to give people a chance who don't read the question or answer and just pick a letter to make the shape they are designing in the scantron work
or maybe because sportscenter was on in the background and you can guess who was on sportscenter for 15 mins
I don’t really know
"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"
do we have to use a number 2 pencil?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
























