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CBSSports.com and SB Nation: Your Chance to Destroy Me at Fantasy Baseball

If I had to make a list of things I was terrible at that bode ill for my career as a baseball blogger, these two things would be on it: self-promotion and fantasy baseball. Today, then, is a special occasion: I'm about to do both. 

You may have already noticed the network messages about it, but SBN and CBSSports.com have partnered up to offer premium fantasy baseball leagues at a discount for the 2010 season. You'll see them all over the usual ad spots—apparently the KY people were not willing to offer discounted fantasy baseball leagues—and in sponsored posts like this one across the SBN baseball network. 

That means two things to you, The Viewer: 

  • By clicking this link, and others like it, you'll be able to set up CBSSports.com Commissioner Leagues at a 50% discount, which comes to $90 after a 14-day free trial. These are the fully featured models, including keeper-league capability, live scoring, full control over rules and scoring, live chat, and analysis. (Full disclosure: I get a kickback every time you click that link, and others like it, and set up a commissioner league.)  
  • I'll be commissioner of a Viva El Birdos fantasy league on CBSSports.com, which I'll write about periodically over the course of the season. It's a Head-to-Head league, statistical categories as-yet-undetermined, because that is the only kind I know how to play. 

If you'd like to be involved in the league, leave a comment. (I'm also taking suggestions for the league name.) I've cut back on my fantasy play, so this is your one chance to see just how bad I am at fantasy baseball, and just how terribly I overrate prospects in the middle rounds. 

Here's the 50% off link one more time, and here is my first-ever small print: CBSSports.com is an SB Nation partner and paying sponsor of the SB Nation baseball communities. This post is one of a series of sponsor-endorsed posts related to the CBSSports.com Fantasy Baseball Commissioner League.

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I would like to be involved in the league

but hey

“Winner doesn’t get luggage’d” sound good for a prize?

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 8, 2010 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

To clarify, I am a cheap stingy bastard

So I really don’t want to pay anything. Sorry to be lame, but I am cheap :P

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 8, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

hells yeah i am all about some fantasy baseball action on cbs.com. definately in if you need someone to play dan.

by sociopath on Mar 8, 2010 6:17 PM EST reply actions  

not one cent

(notice i didn’t mention penny)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

so $90 with no prize money?

I love fantasy and I’m certainly down for a VEB league but something more than pride has to be on the line here.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 8, 2010 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

that's if you want to set up your own league

the VEB Corporate-Sponsored Sell-out League™ is comped.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 8, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

ok gotcha....i guess i'd be down for a veb league

even if its only for pride.

and i bet you never thought your blogging would turn you into a corporate lackey, did ya dan?

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 8, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

So all we have to do is click on the link to give you money?

We don’t even have to make a league?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 8, 2010 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

lol, take my credit card!

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think you want that.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 8, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Lucky for me I don't need to worry about money

my Nigerian friend who is a prince has promised me a lot of money when he gets to the U.S., the only problem though is his country doesn’t accept diamonds as currency so I have to send him ten thousand dollars. If you guys want in I’ll be sure to give you his name.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 8, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd love to play

The league I’ve been in for the last 4 years is disbanding, and CBS is my fav fantasy baseball site.

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Mar 8, 2010 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

I'm excited to check out the cbs league as well as the espn one this year

I’ve only done yahoo leagues mostly, tried the sporting news one and wasn’t too impressed

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you'll like ESPN > Yahoo

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 8, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

yahoo seems rather pedestrian

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

isn’t 5×5 just the old school way? I’d use the default one probably

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

disregard the fielding stats

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 8, 2010 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

6ly?

shouldn’t I worry about double stats? OBP and SLG get their own and then there’s OPS.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 8, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously,,,,,ya just do either or on the overlapping stuff,

but what the hell, that’s a better option than 5×5, IMO. The more categories (read numbers) the better the sample size for evaluation of the best team, no?

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

ok here's what I have now, better?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 8, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

looks good.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

why would you just use counting stats?

just wondering…

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 9, 2010 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree

why not?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 9, 2010 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

let's say I used the Saves+Holds

Why would I want to use saves and hold separately then, same goes for at walks and intentional walks, they’re being counted twice. I guess the same could be said for OBA, if I use Batters faced and hits and walks. I just want to avoid counting the same things twice, maybe this is a better way to do it.
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/2908/screenshot001fv.png

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 9, 2010 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd add either total bases or OPS personally

not sure why there’s no OBP?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 9, 2010 1:24 AM EST up reply actions  

doesn't the (1b+2b+3b+hr+walks+HBP)/AB serve that purpose?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 9, 2010 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Are there more SABR inclined options?

WHIP, no OBP? If not the way you have it seems fine.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd definitely at least have OPS

what about all the Other category stats?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 9, 2010 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

hmmmm

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 9, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmmmm, should I?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 9, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds good to me

and just have total bases and obp maybe

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 9, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

ok, I’m fine with that lol

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 10, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to take part

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

CBS Sportsline

If you currently have a keeper league going how do you get this discount and keep the previous history of the league?

by El Hombre on Mar 8, 2010 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

Thats what i want to know too. I already paid full price for my CBS league

by dch2222 on Mar 9, 2010 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm in there like swimwear.

Assuming spots are still available.

Remember, finishing last in VEB fantasy baseball is still better than being a Cubs fan.

by Ghostrider520 on Mar 8, 2010 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

League Name: Heh Heh Heh

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 8, 2010 7:38 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

heh heh heh

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Still Room?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 8, 2010 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

deep keeper!!!!!!

I would love to see where Harper would go

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 8, 2010 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

oddly, an article i read today

quoted a mlb scout as saying he didn’t think harper could catch in the bigs, and after praising his power at the plate, he said harper should be moved to the mound

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

and you are a sellout

can I join?

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 8, 2010 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

how do we sign up for it?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

leave a comment and dan will decide

HE IS THE DECIDER!!!!

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 8, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't compare him with gw

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

FINAL FANTASY XIII MOTHER FUCKERS

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 9, 2010 1:45 AM EST reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 9, 2010 1:48 AM EST reply actions  

reply fail

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 9, 2010 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

That's adorable!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 9, 2010 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

heh

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 9, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm afraid, dan, that whatever happened in the

“KY fantasy league” might be a little strong for SBN.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 9, 2010 2:06 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

all i know is my ky fantasy league team name would be "the man stew"

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 9, 2010 2:45 AM EST up reply actions  

If it's not too late,

I would love to be in a VEB fantasy league!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Mar 9, 2010 2:31 AM EST reply actions  

Cownt me In...

…at the 90 bucks level; not so moooch at full price.

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 9, 2010 8:48 AM EST reply actions  

Any openings remaining?

If there are any spots left I would be interested in playing as well.

by Enigma35 on Mar 9, 2010 10:05 AM EST reply actions  

If there's space left, I'd join.

I’ve only done Fantasy Baseball sort of half-assedly over the last few years, and I need an excuse to get back to knowing every team, up and down, inside and out.

by dronemc on Mar 9, 2010 10:50 AM EST reply actions  

Let me get this straight

It is $90 a person and that is half off? So some people pay $180 to play Fantasy Baseball? That seems rather expensive to me for what it is

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 9, 2010 1:04 PM EST reply actions  

it's free for you to play

but if you want to start your own league, it’s $90. at least, that’s my impression

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 9, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

the VEB league is comped, as dan noted above

but its $90 to start your own

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 9, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

honestly I've never played in a non-yahoo league before

the selling point (I have them on a list) is that $90 divided 12 ways isn’t so bad.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 10, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

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