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Bench Warming

Yesterday's action illustrated the odd mechanics of the fifth starter competition—both Kyle McClellan and Rich Hill impressed, but no matter what McClellan does, he's a right-handed relief candidate and Rich Hill is a lefty in a bullpen with two of them under contract. If Rich Hill becomes the fifth starter they'll both break camp as Cardinals; if McClellan does it will be interesting. (Pete Parise, at least, has not yet wilted under my suggestion that he might be future-McClellan.) 

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The first cuts came in yesterday, and there were no surprises. Some 2011 options (Daniel Descalso, Tyler Henley); two young shortstops who are in over their heads (Donovan Solano, Pete Kozma); Memphis depth and an elbow surgery victim (Charlie Zink, Sam Freeman); and various catchers, most pressingly 2009 sleeper Charles Cutler and 2009 draftee Robert Stock

For those of us trying to divine the makeup of the bench, it was not a particularly helpful cut. But with the minor league camp due to open soon, and our windows on watching long-term guys closing—it was good to see (well, hear) Stock single in his Spring Training debut, however meaningless it was—that's about to be the most interesting story coming out of these increasingly recognizable box scores. 

What follows is almost certainly wrong. When I write the same post in 2011 I will no doubt link back to this one and say: Ha! What was I thinking, saying that 2010 Charlie Zink award winner Charlie Zink was Memphis depth! But it's Spring Training and we must try. So here's my best March 8 attempt at handicapping the remaining contestants in the St. Louis bench derby. 

Assuming they bring twelve pitchers to St. Louis—and I don't want to talk about it if they don't:

Star-divide

Tier Zero: Jason LaRue

Jason LaRue: I realize the team has to have a backup catcher, but as someone who would love to see more weird platoons and pinch hitting specialists, having to spend a scarce roster spot on one replacement-level catcher a year is infuriating. The backup catcher can never hit, because if he could he'd be the starting catcher; he can't pinch-hit, because there is no calamity more terrifying to managers than the idea that the starter might get hurt after his backup grounded out for the pitcher three innings earlier; and he probably can't play other positions, because backup catchers who can play other positions probably don't hit enough to make it worthwhile. 

Jason LaRue stayed on a bench that was no more than five players deep all year; he received fewer plate appearances than Tyler Greene and Brian Barden, and had just 21 more than Nick Stavinoha.

Tier One: Felipe Lopez

Felipe Lopez: His ability to play all over the place (and his Major League contract) closes some doors for other would-be bench players. He duplicates Lugo's functionality; he makes it less relevant that Joe Mather and Allen Craig can kind of play third base. And his ability to play shortstop keeps Tyler Greene from looking like a wizard, if not The Wizard, against a stationary backdrop of Julio Lugo. By playing both the third base and middle infield roles, he leaves the remaining three spots on the eventual Cardinals bench relatively flexible; he also makes the players who are on it less valuable. 

Tier Two: Good Bets

Joe Mather: As was pointed out in yesterday's comments, Rotoworld considers Mather a long shot to make the Cardinals' bench, but I'm not sure they realize quite how strong the notion that Mather is a legitimate center fielder became during his 2008 stint. I hadn't heard anything about it before he joined the Major League club—I knew him best as a guy who'd had to move off third base and into the outfield, which doesn't often portend great things. 

But we were all in thrall to his athleticism, his graceful, non-Duncan way of moving around the outfield and running the bases, and the way the Spring Training roster materialized he has little competition as Colby Rasmus's caddy. Jon Jay is left-handed and has no MLB experience, Shane Robinson can't hit, and after that... well, the only other guys mentioned regularly as possible center fielders spend most of their time in the middle infield. If the Cardinals end up with a fourth outfielder who can play center—and I think La Russa would already have talked about it if he'd planned on, say, sending Ryan Ludwick out there once a week—it almost has to be Joe Mather right now. And if his wrist isn't a wreck, that's probably a good thing. 

Julio Lugo: Lugo does most of the same things Felipe Lopez does, and he doesn't do them as well. But he's got a big league contract, and the Cardinals haven't yet dumped him, either on someone else or into the dump. If his knees are better he might be able to hold off Tyler Greene for another year. 

Tier Three: Fair Bets

Allen Craig: I hate to see Craig's camp start like this, hampered by nagging injuries, but on the post-Matt Holliday Cardinals Craig has a difficult road to extended playing time. Holliday will play as much as he can, which will probably be a lot; Ludwick will play as much as he can while he's healthy. And in the meantime Craig is second on the third base depth chart among right-handed outfielders with slugging credentials. Craig is probably a Major League hitter, and there are teams out there who are paying more to get less; the Giants, after all, are looking for a boost from Aubrey Huff

The situation will continue to change until the season starts, and after the Opening Day festivities they'll change some more. But on the ideal version of the Cardinals here in March, his role would be smaller than it ought to be. (If Mather's wrist comes undone and Jay becomes the backup center fielder, of course, Craig looks much better as a fourth outfielder/third third baseman.)

Tyler Greene: Certainly the best defensive shortstop who didn't have wrist surgery recently, but the simple fact that he can go back to Memphis makes it likely that he will. That's probably not the best set-up for the Cardinals-minus-Brendan-Ryan, because of the way Lugo and Lopez duplicate one-another, but right now Greene has 89 excellent Memphis games to his name; there are, I guess, worse fates than giving him another few months to play every day. 

Tier Four: So You're Saying There's a Chance?

Jon Jay: I nearly put Jay in tier three—I hope he'll forgive me. He had something of a tweener reputation when he was drafted, but in the interim he's turned into an excellent defensive center fielder, which is good, because he hits like one. 

At 25 he's nearly a finished product, and he's already a fair approximation, value-wise, of outfielder Skip Schumaker and So Taguchi and every other fourth outfielder of this stripe. But as another left-handed hitter on a team that's still a little wary of Colby Rasmus's platoon splits, he'll probably spend 2010 trying to replicate his excellent 2008 in AAA. 

Nick Stavinoha: Stav probably gets a bad rap from us, given how stupendously badly his MLB career has begun. OPSs of .884 and .853 in Memphis should not really translate to MLB lines of .193/.217/.211 and .230/.242/.379 (wow—did he really get his SLG all the way up to .379?), but it happened, and given his total lack of secondary skills—the Fat Aaron Miles thing is a fair description of his playing style, and he plays the outfield like someone who would, right now, be trying to learn catcher—it's no wonder he's become a game thread pariah. 

He's got Craig and Mather ahead of him, and his starting spot at DH will probably not outlive Allen Craig's various maladies. But I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up with another 50 at-bats as the seventh(?) outfielder, and another big year in the middle of the order in Memphis. 

Shane Robinson: The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced the weird second base thing is an excuse to get him regular at-bats in Memphis. Jay will likely start in center, with Stavinoha and one of Craig or Mather in left and right, but with Jarrett Hoffpauir gone the Cardinals need another non-prospect with which to bilk Daniel Descalso out of some much-needed at-bats. 

Given the Cardinals' weird fourth outfielder arrangement, Robinson is probably another fair bet to accrue 25 more at-bats in St. Louis this year.

Ruben Gotay: Maybe the most eagerly sought-after minor league free agent at the close of the season, Ruben and his agents no doubt looked at the Cardinals and thought: this team could use a guy who plays a lot like Felipe Lopez.

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When they signed Lopez it appeared Lugo’s days as a Cardinal were numbered. Barring further injuries (or Ryan worse than we’ve been told), Lugo may not make it through spring training. Texas has a need, and supposedly a strong farm system (I’m not familiar enough with them to make a specific suggestion). Maybe they can get a legitimate prospect for him; say a lefty reliever a year or two away from the majors. They can subtract Lugo without opening a need for this year. An injury to someone’s starting ss might open up another opportunity.

by vinniefromjersey on Mar 8, 2010 6:42 AM EST reply actions  

keep in mind WE got lugo for the

remains of Chris Duncan. thats about what we should expect back for lugo…

by FunkeeC on Mar 8, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

which means Lugo probably isn't going anywhere imo

tony likes his vets

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Not so

We got Lugo and something like ten million bucks for C-Dunc.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 8, 2010 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

No

When we acquired Lugo, Boston agreed to eat his whole contract. The fact that he’s essentially free should allow us to get more than Dunc in return

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 8, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, as far as i know

lugo gets the money, not us.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

True

But it’s paid from the Sawx, to the Cards, to Lugo.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 8, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

???

He was essentially free to us as well.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 8, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrong.

The fact that Boston was willing to eat 10 mil to get rid of him essentially means he’s the plague. And all they wanted in return is the dessicated remains of Chris Duncan, which bodes even worse for Lugo’s value. That being said, Lugo has restored some value to his name since we got him. This potential trade needs to be considered on its own. Texas (or anyone else for that matter) values Lugo higher than Boston did last year. If we want to unload Lugo, we will probably get something better than an undead ogre in return, and we certainly won’t have to pay $10 million for the privilege.

by Sukafish on Mar 8, 2010 8:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I prefer "wreckage" to "remains"

‘cause that’s what we shipped to Boston; what we now have is a somewhat revitalized and healthier (hopefully) middle infielder with some skillz, ‘some’ being the operative word.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 8, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

What if you packaged a pretty useful 3b/corner outfield type with him?

A free Lugo/Allen Craig combination should be attractive to somebody, surely.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Mar 8, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

that would be trading a lot of our depth

what would you be looking to get in return?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh you know, the usual

Matt Cain.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 8, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

get 'er done, mo!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

fire up the van!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

the giants need to throw in a lefty hitting first baseman to complete this deal

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

is panda a first-baseman now?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Mather/Lopez provide the flexibility that TLR loves. Bear in mind each plays a key position very much in doubt.

. . . Figure Larue (sadly) and then I think it a crap shoot with imponderables including Ryan’s health, Freese on and off the field, the status of the left hand side of the pitching crew. If all excel does the team consider a 13 man staff? Lugo looks like the odd man in. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Mar 8, 2010 7:01 AM EST reply actions  

Don't be Surprised...

…if Mather gives us a lot moore this year – expect a Joey Bombs Comeback!

:=8D

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 8, 2010 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I, for one, would greatly enjoy some Joey Bombsquad lettin' em fly.

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Why is everyone down on LaRue?

Yeah, I know he stinks, but he is a back-up catcher with porn caliber facial hair. Fuckin’ A dude.

I like the way the outfield options are stacking up. I really hope Mather makes the team because he has a wholesome name and he looks like the sort of guy the ancient Greek play-writes were into. Provided his wrist holds up, and that is the question I suppose, I expect him to make the squad and I’m looking forward to Joey Bombs coming off the bench to hit Joey Bombs late in games.

I kind of dig the idea of T. Greene making the team because I like the way he moves in the field. There is some poetry there. But sadly, it is not to be and probably for good reason.

Quoth Gotay and his agents a couple of weeks ago, “d’oh!”

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Mar 8, 2010 7:54 AM EST reply actions  

If were gonna have a back-up catcher....

…we need one with a pornstache, IMO.

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 8, 2010 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

the visual of this conversation cracks me up.

imagine a comic strip with scarecrow and a cow hanging out in the pumpkin patch – talking about pornstache.

by _pistol_ on Mar 8, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Somebody else has mentioned this before

so I’m not going to pretend it’s my idea.

But a player like Tony Cruz could address all the roster spot-related hand-wringing a back-up catcher like LaRue creates. If I’m not mistaken, Cruz is a catcher who’s also spent time at third, first, and (perhaps not much) left.

If he could successfully fill that role of corner infield backup + corner outfielder in a pinch and also be capable at catcher, then it opens up the team’s options regarding it’s back-up catcher.

You could have a back-up like, say Bryan Anderson, who’s a good enough player that you may actually want to give him at bats: use him as a pinch hitter, don’t be afraid to double switch with Yadi on days Anderson starts (to get the defensive advantage when the Cards have a lead late), etc. And you can do all this without fear of a vengeful GOB-induced injury once your catcher has been replaced, because you’ve got a guy like Cruz who can be your third catcher … but isn’t on the roster solely for that purpose.

It’s like what TLR wanted to see when he threw Freese behind the plate for a few innings last year or, many springs ago, when he had Mabry behind the dish in Jupiter (I think just taking practice … I don’t recall Mabry at catcher during a game, even if it was just exhibition).

Anyway, if you can find a player like that, I really like what he does for your roster construction. But this is all contingent that your player can actually do other things beside catch … and do them well. Is Cruz that player? Don’t know yet.

by arch support on Mar 8, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think the key is "if you can find a player like that". . .

it’s not like ML rosters are exactly stocked with that kind of guy right now.

The TLR regime tried it with Eli Marrero a hundred years ago, but Eli apparently decided he didn’t want to play behind the plate at exactly the time that his bat started playing like a back-up catcher. Go figure. ‘A’ for effort, ‘F’ for execution.

FWIW, LaRue is less helpless against RHP than you would imagine, given his own right-handedness, and he has a little pop. And of course, he used to have a lot of pop, so there is always hope that the genie (or HGH, or time travel, or both) might make him hit well, if even for an AB or two.

A more creative, and perhaps more realistic way to use the 25th spot on the roster is to have two guys with options:

- one with a good bat that had “emergency catcher” panache behind the plate, ala David Freese. Allen Craig would be the prime candidate here, I would think.

- one who is a real defensive catcher.

When you plan to give Yadi a day off, call up the Matt Pagnozzi of the world.

Otherwise, have Allen Craig on the roster, available for pinch-hitting duty.

Actually, now that I think of it, that’s probably not very efficient. Because of roster rules, you would have to have at least two of each of those guys, and it probably wouldn’t be great for any of their development to be ride the ML/AAA shuttle all season long. Never mind.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Mar 8, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

inge?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Mar 8, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

But We've Already Paid for Pornstache LaRue...

besides, those udder guys don’t look anything like Ron Jeremy.

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 8, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

the bad way to look at that is

that Tony might have found this guy in Stav. Even if he can’t play OF or 1B, he probably can’t play C either, so why not give him the chance to not play 3B!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Stav Can't Play Catcher....

…he doesn’t have the ’stache for it.

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 8, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

most overlooked minor league stat in 2009

tony cruz’s defensive numbers:
sb allowed: 43
cs: 42

insofar as sb/cs numbers are a measure of a good defensive catcher, those are pretty good numbers. his bat took about three steps back at springfield and his splits are wrong for yadi, but you can’t say his defense hasn’t improved.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 8, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

But....but....

Freese can play 3rd string C :D

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 8, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

illustration

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

don't forget the built-in background music.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

What do you get when you

cross a cow and a chicken?

Brown-chica-brown cowwwwww!!!

(it’s cuter when the bww server told me)

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 8, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The joke I've heard

is “what are the two sexiest farm animals?”

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Mar 8, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I loved that cartoon

Cow and Chicken!
;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 8, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

’ell if I know!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 8, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

...

“This is why I love I school girls… I keep gettin’ older and they keep gettin’ younger. yessery. heh”

by vivaelpujols on Mar 8, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

heh heh heh

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

If you are going to quote a classic movie line....

at least get it right.

/GD kids these day.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was "I keep getting old, and they stay the same age"

Unless, of course, these school girls have stumbled across the fountain of youth.

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09

by bjork24 on Mar 8, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe it's a cross between the dazed and confused guy and mike shannon

that’s a scary thought

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

family guy ripping somebody off...shocker.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 8, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure it's so much ripping someone off

as just making pop culture references. At least that’s how I choose to view all those types of jokes on that show.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 9, 2010 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

they do both

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 9, 2010 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

deytukerjokes!

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 9, 2010 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Ou est le singe???

Le singe a disparu!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 8, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

ground up in the freezer.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 8, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to find that to be one of my top 5 favorite movie quotes of all time

then I worked for a couple years after college before going back to grad school… wandering around campus I really felt a bit too much like Wooderson for my own good…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 8, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

my favorite is

“but LT. Dan you aint got no legs”
and “Yippee Ki Yay Mother****”

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 9, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

The one I use the most is

I immediately regret this decision from Anchorman… I’m also partial Oh shit I got you good you fucker! From Super Troopers.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 9, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

also "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... "

is a great one as well.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 9, 2010 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

But I immediatly regret this decision

is the Secret Weapon of the movie quote. It can be used anywhere.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 9, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

You

and your damn scotch.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 9, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsLWNX5Umg&feature=related

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 9, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know how much I agree with that list...

But it did remind me that I also us LOUD NOISES a lot

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 9, 2010 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I have also been known to use

That escalated quickly from time to time… If I was ever smart enough to come up with my own phrases and not steal them from movies I may be onto something…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 9, 2010 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I Love lamp

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 9, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

and in my search for more quotes on youtube I found one glorious one

" I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass….. and I’m all out of bubble gum"

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 9, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Hasn't that been used everywhere though?

Or am I making crap up again?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 9, 2010 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Hell, I've used that here

and I’m old, married and boring.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 9, 2010 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not that old though, that quote is pre-CodyG's birth

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 9, 2010 1:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Get with it dude...

and while you’re at it get off the lawn…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 9, 2010 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 9, 2010 1:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live.

1988 according to the mighty and all-powerful Wikipedia (all hail!). Same year that I graduated / escaped high school.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 9, 2010 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 9, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Not sure what you mean by

“he looks like the sort of guy the ancient Greek play-writes were into.” The classical corpus seems to dwell largely on murderers and obsessives.

ceterum censeo, delendo est Joe Strauss

by alberich on Mar 8, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Romans?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much the same,

only bloodthirstier.

ceterum censeo, delendo est Joe Strauss

by alberich on Mar 8, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

unless of course he means

whom the play-writers were into.
if you know what I mean.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, there's something to that ...

but in the Symposium the only straight guy is the playwright.

ceterum censeo, delendo est Joe Strauss

by alberich on Mar 8, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Moving Lugo

As soon as Ryan gets cleared I’m all for moving Lugo.

As Vinnie pointed out, I too have seen Texas mentioned as someone who may be interested, if not someone else.

Knowing that he is cheap thanks to the BoSox, and that he can’t field worth a damn, what can we reasonably expect to get for him?

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Mar 8, 2010 7:57 AM EST reply actions  

chris duncan

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 8, 2010 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't see the point in moving him

We won’t get anything for him and I don’t think Tyler Greene is that good. While Lugo is not great he is a solid backup MIFer.

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 8, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

and tlr likes experienced pinch hitters/runners

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm wondering

Am I the only one who looks at that picture of Colby up there and thinks “Woo! He has meat on his bones!”?

by Mulliganstew on Mar 8, 2010 8:37 AM EST reply actions  

i did a double-take

thought it was brian giles for a sec

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Right now Gotay is thinking....

Felipe Lopez?

Wait a minute! What was all that one-in-a-million talk?

by mtalken on Mar 8, 2010 8:42 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Haha, that was on TBS last night....

Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

Samsonite…I was WAY off! I KNEW it started with an S

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

ya, that was in my head all day yesterday.

creepy. fucking creepy.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 8, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

what is it?

i want to know, but I don’t want to actually watch it.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Russian Lounge singing....

without words is the best description I can give.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't think it is actually words

like chacarron.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 8, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That really is disturbing cow.....

I haven’t been the same since I saw it.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Middle Eastern Lawrence Welk?

How did that end? It gave me diariah and I didn’t get to see the last minute or so?

by zoomzoomj88 on Mar 8, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I believe with

tra la la…lo lo lo

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

something like that

i took it as a joke, but then again, david hasselhof was serious, i think.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 9, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd put Jay in tier three

There’s no evidence that Mather hasn’t recovered from wrist surgery, so it’s likely the bench emerges:
LaRue; Lopez; Lugo; Mather; non-13th-pitcher

With that fifth player coming from the most valuable of Craig, Greene, Jay, and Stav. The factors that best predict value here would be whether B.Ryan’s is ready to man short when camp breaks and platoon depth on the bench. As of now, Colby, Skip, and Lopez are the only left-handed hitters available to Tony, which puts Jay in a pretty competitive position.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 8, 2010 9:20 AM EST reply actions  

I think Jay has as good or better a chance to make the club than Allen Craig does

He’s a left handed hitter who makes good contact and can play really good defense at any outfield position. He’s a much better 5th OF option than Craig is, and considering TLR’s penchant for double switching with defensive replacements late in games, Jay is a great stand in as a LHH So Taguchi. I think if both he and Tyler Greene play well, regardless of what happens with Boog, they’re the two most likely to make that final spot. Craig seems like the odd man out.

If Mather continues to hit, he’s going to be in the Speezer role of corner infield/corner outfield, and he has the ability to move to CF when Colby needs a day off against a tough lefty. So we’re either carrying a 13th pitcher (please, NO!) or Jay and Greene. Even if Craig makes the roster he’s not going to get a lot of AB’s anyway.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 8, 2010 9:51 AM EST reply actions  

I think Craig just has to out hit Jay

and if Craig doesn’t make it back this week than he isn’t going to get the chance.

by Evilfrog on Mar 8, 2010 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

gotta open that bar.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Did that bar ever get a name?

Because 13th Pitcher sounds just right, in an oh so wrong kind of way.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 8, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

flagged

for not knowing the bar’s name

don’t make me flag you again

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't we also determine that it would take like 5M to start?

Anyone have a mil layin around for a downpayment?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 8, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know about you, but I'm saving my mil for the Albert Pujols Contract Fund.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Well hopefully by that time the bar would be turning a profit and we could use that as collateral to get a bigger loan for that

When has getting loans on top of loans ever been a bad idea? You can always sell them.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 8, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I've fired off an email to Colby about funding this

the sad thing is that it would require taking the douchey shirt ban off of the dress code

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

We could just say people wearing Braun's shirts aren't allowed.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 8, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

braun should be specifically banned

lest he try to slip by in a different shirt.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think the bouncers could miss those eyes.

And if they do, they should be fired on the spot.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 8, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

and albertofstan citizenship revoked for treason

maybe even shipped to one of the other -stan’s for interrogation

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

If he shows up in Groucho Marx glasses and mustache though

He can stay for one drink

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 8, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

on the patio?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

also

will the bouncers be dressed in umpire attire – give the ole heave-ho?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

That's awesome.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd prefer he was sporting a black eye

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Craig

has no future with the Cards, unless he somehow ends up at third (which seems very unlikely at the moment). Not the worst thing to have him play every day at Memphis and hopefully tear the cover off the ball. He then becomes reasonable trade bait.

by CRay on Mar 8, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not so sure...

if Ludwick rebounds this year he will enter his last arb year next year, and will be getting very expensive. The team will have to pinch somewhere, and my guess is Luddy will be the first casualty…if Mather or Craig can step in. I think there’s a better than zero chance Luddy is trade bait next offseason, and almost certainly gone in 2012.

If you see a guy open the car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

by cardzfanbub on Mar 8, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

mark my words...!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

RFL

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

and old

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 8, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

as much as I hate to

I agree with this. I think all Craig has to do is show that he has a decent glove to go along with an above average bat, and he will be set for serious PT next season.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree that Luddy will be gone by 2012

but I don’t see Craig having the arm to play right. Maybe he’ll surprise me, but probably not. Mather could play right, and there is always someone like Henley (or possibly Jay) if they continue to develop.

by CRay on Mar 8, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

if Mather continues to look healthy, and can hit, he’s on the team. it comes down to Craig or Jay

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Video Cards up at the Mothership

http://interact.stltoday.com/mds/sports-cardinals/html/3029

Part of a (surprise) pick the roster competition.

They are shot with high key lighting and no fill, which makes the players look dramatic but also tends to bring out any latent psychopathic tendencies. There are some of these guys that I would not want to end up in a dark alley alongside.

Play ball!

by IL and StL Fan on Mar 8, 2010 9:58 AM EST reply actions  

That was fun

I decided that Kinney and Hawksworth would leave poor Rich Hill in Memphis.

by Mulliganstew on Mar 8, 2010 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to have nightmares

after seeing Kinney

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 8, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Check Tyler Greene

Reminds me of Evil Monkey.

Hey Ump!

by paposse on Mar 8, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm still in shock

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 8, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Ya,...the video baseball cards

are pretty creepy.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Hahah

I am now imagining an ominous picture of Carpenter scowling at the reader in the Daily Quibbler.

by Mulliganstew on Mar 8, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Trevor Miller looks like he should be roofing

I swear. My dad was a roofer and it seems like everyone he worked with had the same facial hair and hair style configuration that Miller has.

by Mulliganstew on Mar 8, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Trever is a good guy

I think he’s one of my favorite Cardinals, now. It’s the Larry Walker effect.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

He even looks laid back. It helps that he’s solid as nails in relief.

by Mulliganstew on Mar 8, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

To Add...

Ludwick—He has no pupils. Freeeaky….

Jay—so sad….and then, he’s happy!

Greene—-I LIKES COFFEE! WANT SOME COFFEE?!

Stock—when. can. I. stop. smiling.

LaRue—the porn ‘sache is gone. That’s like cutting Sampson’s hair.

Lynn—you kicked my puppy. Why did you kick my puppy?

Kinney—it’s bigger than Ryan’s. That means I’m on the roster, right? Tony?

by Forsch31 on Mar 8, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

at least Lugo didn't unleash the death glare

and kill thousands

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 8, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

AAAHAHAHA! How blazed is Motte?!

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

about as much as he always is

I think that’s his standard pokemon look

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

The fun thing is to picture the caption underneath the mug shot

Example:

Kozma—“I did it for my country, I did it for my wife…”

Applesauce—“Just be happy I didn’t get to you.”

Play ball!

by IL and StL Fan on Mar 8, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

OMG Kinney.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Penny has a cute face.

he could up the DAR factor on this team.

also, Carpenter is by far the best one. dude is seriously photogenic. and he looks so sweet. he tricks the hitters with those pretty eyes and that barely-there smile and then gets the motherfuckers out.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Check Lopex

/swoon

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 8, 2010 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Wainwright seems like he's practiced his smile a lot

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 8, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Penny has a cute face?

Once again proving my complete inability to guess what women find attractive.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 8, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see the cute face on Penny.

I was highly distracted by his ears though.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 8, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

he seems to have lost some weight since his dodger years.

i don’t know, maybe its because i was expecting him to be awful.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

do we know if he's braun-y?

I like his dog, though.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

to be fair

boog has one too

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw my first affliction shirt in the workplace last week

I almost quit

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

but

this

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

reply fail.

meant to respond to spants’ allegations.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh the expectations effect.

And see you raised mine so the opposite happened.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 8, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh.

Are there any people on the Cardinals who dress in anything other than camo and douchey (Affliction, Ed Hardy, Braun, etc.) t-shirts? I feel like for a bunch of millionaires, MLB players have, as a whole, astoundingly awful style.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 8, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Chris Carpenter disagrees

and I can’t find the photo I wanted to link.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

This one?

Exhibit A

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 8, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

That's it.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

What a classy blazer.

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

that's their weakness

although Franklin just wear’s Amish clothes in the offseason

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeter seems to be a pretty classy dresser

1
2
3

But I understand that he is a) a loathed Yankee, and b) a rarity among ballplayers (snazzy)

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 8, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

He appears to have an affinity for large, very long jackets.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 8, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

for GOB's sake man

first no knowing the name of the bar
now linking Jeter pics

bannable offense dan?

/just kidding
/mostly

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

...

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i think that upside the head would effectively eliminate the problem

so i see no need for an official ban.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

keep workin' on that meme, spants!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not a meme when I say it.

It was my actual thoughts on Brad Penny’s looks.

Heh heh heh.

by spants on Mar 8, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Chris Carpenter

doesn’t blink

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 8, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

that's how you get lost in his eyes.

it’s all part of the plan.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure that's a pokemon

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just shocked that they found a way to make Skip look unattractive.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

OT
  • Name Erin Andrews
  • Bio ESPN Broadcaster
  • 27 Following 3,691 Followers

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 10:39 AM EST reply actions  

disturbingly, her first picture

was of her bruised arm.

so I dunno, man…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Meh....

….I am not impressed. Rachel Nichols, on the udder hoof…

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 8, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I liked her for a while

and I do like her reporting
but she doesn’t stop smiling whenever she speaks. ever. it’s like a nervous-twitch from high school oratory. kind of creeps me out.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

She doesn't really blink either

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 8, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

She's my favorite Ginger

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 8, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

sudden desire to watch Dancing With the Stars

Erin Andrews, Pam Anderson, & Ochocinco are enough for me. Once they’re gone, so am I

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 8, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Negative.

This coming thurs-sundays are covered, though.

by Mister Eff on Mar 8, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I was actually pizzed to see that

there was video footage of yesterday’s game on WWL. Why the hell wasn’t it broadcast anywhere. I can’t wait for opening day. I’m tired of being teased with baseball.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

twitter gleanings

I’m running late, bah.
KMOX has a Waino interview online.
Boog is progressing to soft-toss. (Don’t miss his Can Has a Sad quote in gee-d.)
KTRS has new photos.
Mothership has three video clips up of Thudwick and Bombs.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 10:49 AM EST reply actions  

oh and Bustterrrrrrrr

allegedly has a piece on headfirst vs feetfirst, but it’s an insider article. if someone can sneak that in, that would be nice. gritty, even.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice to hear that

Boog is “progressing nicely.”

by CRay on Mar 8, 2010 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

not news: Carp still badass
"It’s all about executing," Carpenter said. "It’s the same thing all year, and it’s not just because it’s spring training. I’d say the same thing in the season. It’s not about the opponent and it’s not about the atmosphere. It’s about executing pitches."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 10:52 AM EST reply actions  

yes, but that doesn't give sports writers much room

to sensationalize nonsense!!!

I has a sad :*-(

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 8, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea what your point is....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

if i'm not sarcasm

I’m eluding to the fact sports writers like to steer interviews/stories into something “magical” and carp is just like “no. just pitch good”.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 8, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

if "that's not" sarcasm

don’t ask.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 8, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

ohhh ok

I’m without coffee today, which is … pretty much disaster waiting to happen.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

good news and bad news

Ackerman1120 Watching Brendan Ryan make full throws from shortstop, for the first time since wrist surgery. Looking good, strong. #stlcards 6 minutes ago via UberTwitter
http://twitter.com/Ackerman1120/status/10176454746

BJRains Albert Pujols was on the schedule for today’s trip but is not here in Fort Myers…..waiting to talk to Tony to find out what’s up 14 minutes ago via Seesmic
http://twitter.com/BJRains/status/10176116367

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:09 AM EST reply actions  

Minority Report

I’m going to disagree with the premise here and predict 13 pitchers. My guess is that (1) we won’t be able to work out the pitcher situation based upon the Spring; and (2) that the flexibility provided by Lopez and Schu makes TLR feel like he can have a short bench.

IMHO, Hill should get the starter role because he’s a left and b/c McClellan is more valuable to us in the pen. McClellan will be slated for long relief. I think TLR will carry both Kinney and Boggs to start the season, which will give us 13 pitchers, which we will carry until Hill or Kinney implodes.

So says, Titus Pullo (formerly The Dude)

by Titus Pullo on Mar 8, 2010 11:23 AM EST reply actions  

yeah

I’d like to see Hill be the 5th starter, if he proves he deserves it (so far it looks like Kmac is in the lead though)

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think there's a lead yet

Hell, Hill had two very solid innings yesterday, and he was only throwing fastball-curveball.

I’ll reserve judgment.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 8, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

let's not forget...

that Garcia was impressive in his turn (though it was at the end of the game against subs of subs)…perhaps more so than KMac.

If you see a guy open the car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

by cardzfanbub on Mar 8, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

I’m not sure why he’s been counted out, unless we know for sure that the management doesn’t want him to start in the majors this year

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe they can only concentrate on two 5th starters at a time lol

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems like they don't want to

rush him after surgery. Unless Kmac & Hill both implode, I’m pretty sure he’s slated for Memphis.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

might be smart move

He already has a year plus of ML time. Might make sense to stick in him in Memphis so he doesn’t become a Super 2

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 8, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

and if McClellan converts to starter it ups his value quite a bit, and they have to see what they have with Hill

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

McClellan's line. . .

3 IP, 1 BB, 4 KK?

Sign me up.

 - Best shape of his life? Check

- 4 pitches? Check

- Better attitude? Check

I am being somewhat facetious here, but I will admit to being more optimistic about McClellan’s chances than most.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Mar 8, 2010 11:34 AM EST reply actions  

I'm glad he seems to have settled into playing

in front of the hometown crowd. that’s got to be tons of pressure.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed...

…I’m still not entirely sold on Hill yet, although if his hellacious curve starts to find the strike zone cownt me in! I bet they both get looks this year before it ultimately goes to Garcia.

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 8, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

it'd be kinda cool if they took turns as the 5th pitcher or something along those lines

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

btw... great caption, danup.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:35 AM EST reply actions  

So I just made a gmail account solely to get MLB At Bat on my phone.

Is that normal?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 8, 2010 11:39 AM EST reply actions  

Yes.

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

now with buzz

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely, 100% bar none, definitely

I’m always aghast when I hear someone tell me they still use Hotmail or Yahoo or some other such garbage.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 8, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That doesn't really count

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 8, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I have my business' email

forwarded to my gmail account b/c it’s such a better client.

Heh heh heh.

by spants on Mar 8, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm trying desperately to convert my company to Gmail

But the CEO doesn’t like threaded conversations (for some reason I can’t quite comprehend), and Gmail doesn’t offer an option to turn that off. It’s REALLY frustrating. Gmail is light years better than what we’re using right now (Zimbra).

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 8, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

He's actually pretty brilliant

But…well…yeah, he’s just wrong on this one.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 8, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't trust google

I wouldn’t want my company’s internal communications sitting on google’s servers.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 8, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Any particular reason for not trusting Google?

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 8, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really

It’s just a natural disinclination to very large organizations.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 8, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

someone posted this earlier

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/google_responds_to_privacy

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

That's good stuff.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 8, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I love google.

But wouldn’t use it for my company, either.

by Mister Eff on Mar 8, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

not a great idea… but then again if you’re a small company and can’t afford outlook or whatever, maybe it’s not as big of an issue, dk

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

We have gmail at work

It is referred to as the little girl’s email system internally

Listen it is a great informal tool but as a business application it is horrible. Filing data for easy access is next to impossible, basic Microsoft business applications don’t exist like automated spell check. Threads are great in one to one emails but are incredibly confusing when multiple conversations are going on with the same subject. List goes on and on.

To your point, storing sensitive data on google’s servers is a terrible security idea. Look at how the Chinese just stole Google’s source code.

The good news is that outlook is getting much better with a bit of competition and we will be switching back soon. In a million years I never thought I would be happy for Microsoft.

Just win

by The Duke on Mar 8, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, Outlook is pretty good nowadays

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Replies replies

Filing data for easy access is next to impossible,

Labels are 1000x better than folders, because you can put a message in more than one at a time. The search functionality is top of the line. How is filing data next to impossible? Filing data is GREAT in Gmail.

basic Microsoft business applications don’t exist like automated spell check.

1. On-the-go spell check has been a built-in feature of browsers for years now. If you’re not getting spell check in your Gmail through your browser, you’re using a pretty crappy stone-age browser.
2. Gmail has spell check…it’s right above the message in any composition, on the right hand side. It highlights anything that’s spelled wrong.

Threads are great in one to one emails but are incredibly confusing when multiple conversations are going on with the same subject.

I’ve heard this complaint before, and I just don’t see it. If you need to split off a private side conversation, it’s as simple as changing the subject line of the email. Otherwise, how is threading more confusing or harder than getting 1000 separate emails about various lines of conversation? I’m not saying you’re wrong, per se, since I think this is more a matter of personal preference — I actually was shocked to find out that Gmail doesn’t have an option for turning off threading — but I just don’t get what the difficulty is here.

List goes on and on.

Like what else? There’s a whole list of benefits, too. Multiple inboxes. Awesome mail filters. Attachment warnings. Undo send. Built-in in-network chat. Easy connection to Google Docs and Calendar, if you use those. Plus, if you don’t want to use Gmail, you can always just forward your mail on to Outlook and use that.

Gmail is clearly better for small businesses than large companies, and I agree threading shouldn’t be forced on users (though I still think it should clearly be the default setting). As for security, if you’re going to have web-based mail (the best option for a small business), your security isn’t going to get any better than Google’s. And if you’re in a position where you think someone with the resources of the Chinese goddamn government is going to be looking for your information, any system you use is going to be vulnerable to some extent, even if it’s not web-based.

Anyway, there’s my rant.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 8, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

me too

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

We use it for school but it apparently doesn't count to buy the app.

I don’t know why because my school e-mail can get forwarded to my phone.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 8, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

ah. here it is. [ahem][clears throat] OH FUCK.

dgoold Pujols held back in Jupiter with back stiffness. More up at StlToday.com. #stlcards

JoeStrauss Pujols just left camp after receiving chiropractic treatment for lower back pain. Scratched today. Said he may play tomorrow in Ft. Myers.

JoeStrauss Pujols said discomfort unrelated to tumble he took on Roger Dean Stadium warning track Saturday. All parties suggest a short-term issue.

TYLER GREENE, YOU HAVE MUCH TO ANSWER FOR.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:41 AM EST reply actions  

oh, unrelated, never mind

Greene Tea has a reprieve from me. for now.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

That's just what they said.....

I still blame him.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Boog found many ways to nearly kill Albert last year

but he never actually did it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Thurston tried way too many times.....

Albert caught so many balls on the dugout side of first base, I thought it was something he was working on.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Albert positioned there in part because of Boog

they were trying to get Boog to throw to, like, where Albert is supposed to be.

basically Albert adjusted for Skip on range, and adjusted for Boog on catches. though I think towards the end Albert was able to relax and get out of the basepath.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

he won't be due back till Wednesday with his quad

and they’ll be in Ft Meyers.

Bombs is taking 1B, Yadi is taking his place in the order.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Short-Term Issue

I’m guessing it’s cleared up right after those bus trips to Ft. Myers. Pujols’ time is better spent concentrating on keep space debris away from Hubble, anyways.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 8, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions   5 recs

I don't know why I like this comment so much

but you get a rec for it, nonetheless.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

ahh, first round of cuts

tis the season

"Four goals in sixteen shots... I'm really tired of the...............25% rule." -John Tortorella

by esylvester6 on Mar 8, 2010 11:44 AM EST reply actions  

ok. I'm going to take deep breaths

and watch Boog throw for the first time this year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP5DOERIr4g

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 11:45 AM EST reply actions  

he looks ok. still trying to shake the rust, but its a start. now all we gotta do is rub the rabbits foot that he stays healthy…. ugh… off to class…

"Four goals in sixteen shots... I'm really tired of the...............25% rule." -John Tortorella

by esylvester6 on Mar 8, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Leach says the timetable is moved up

 MatthewHLeach Brendan Ryan’s timetable has, as of now, been advanced a bit. Story to come later this afternoon at Cardinals.com. #stlcards 19 minutes ago via web

Please don’t backfire please don’t backfire please don’t backfire

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I am not as down on Lugo as everyone else.

no, I can’t really explain it. and I did not look directly into the glare.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 12:12 PM EST reply actions  

He's in the best shape of his life,

so he’s got that going for him.

On a related note, I enjoy hearing that more than “Progressing nicely,” as in years past.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

well I think partly it's the improvement in his skills

his skills and instincts were always what tripped him up — when he was younger. if his injuries have settled down, and if he has gotten into a rhythm with the infield, he has a higher ceiling defensively. i think he turned a corner starting late last year.

lopez just doesn’t seem like he’s going to change at all. like, there’s no improvement. he’s going to flub the same plays he’s always flubbed, and we’re gonna say, he’s felipe lopez! look how little we paid for him! i dunno, that just doesn’t excuse it for me. I don’t just want lopez… I want lopez to get better.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

his glare makes him more dangerous vs opposing pitching than most

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

when memes collide

http://twitter.com/dgoold/status/10179324610

@JoeStrauss You forgot a word. “Luggage”. Been carrying my “luggage.” Which, by the way, I need laundry done during my one-man band day. 12 minutes ago via web in reply to JoeStrauss

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 12:27 PM EST reply actions  

Best Thumbs-Up in a Baseball-Related Film?

The Sandlot

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 12:37 PM EST reply actions  

hey vexed

is this your alter ego or is some guy named mike stealin your glory?

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 8, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT?

Someone’s lying. Or there are two vexed’s.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 8, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

vexed said he was going on a mission,

just nothing about incognito.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

so he posted on every team site?

will have to investigate, see if he used 30 different names.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

didn't post on the d'backs or rays

the two i checked. why the pale hose?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike's one of my best friends, lol

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I was at his house when option 1 was created...

…I guess you could say it was a bit of a collaborative effort.

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

So you're both partly lying!

And it is kind of like there are two vexed’s!
Weird.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 8, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You kiddin? There's one vexed; I do decent work in photoshop.

He’s way better with a pencil and paper.

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I was using photoshop on my laptop when I went over there, hah

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is it baseball?

and not Fieldball, or Gloveball, or Stickball, or Inningball, Yardball?

:=8/

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 8, 2010 12:55 PM EST reply actions  

because cricket.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

or plateball?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

horsehide

gloves are cow though

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

According to the always reliable wiki,

it is now cow hide.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

oh

horses probably got too expensive

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought they only used their hooves for glue.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Mar 8, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

unfortunately, no

our great government did away with horse slaughter houses in favor of people taking them and dumping them off because they are more expensive to keep up than people feel they are worth. So, horses are MUCH cheaper than cattle now.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 8, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Booo!

:=8(

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 8, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

cow will be happy to know

that my choice of gloves is a nokona made of kangaroo

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOHOO!

:=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 8, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

StickBallCatchBall

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09

by bjork24 on Mar 8, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

honkbal rules

I was sold after the WBC

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

honkball?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

google it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I think my favorite team will be the Amstel Tijgers

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Hoofddorp Pioniers for life!

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't like you anymore, thus I can no longer vote for option 2

everyone know that the Tijgers and Pioniers are brutal rivals

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

It's been about 4 days, i think

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

i voted a "few" more times today

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

it began with no forward pass, right?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Before the forward pass

it was legal to throw a player carrying the ball over the line of scrimmage. Most teams had a little dude who specialized in the extremely dangerous task.

That was made illegal when the forward pass was introduced and the game was much improved.

This is for real, too.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 8, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

midget tossing?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

little person tossing

aussie rules probably allows it

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

that was the start of the No-Fun League

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm desperate enough to look for a Sox liveblog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

how is this game not on the radio?

this really pisses me off. all the ST games should be on the radio!

/withdrawals

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

could watch Boog on youtube, continuous loop

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it needs a qualifier...

Shannon gets drunk at night…not so sure about Rooney.

If you see a guy open the car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

by cardzfanbub on Mar 8, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

surprising

I’m actually surprised it’s not on MASN or whatever, at least.

I have a love/hate relationship with the Cardinals' middle relief corps. | Cards on Cards

by madding on Mar 8, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Goold just tweeted

that he is live blogging the game

by GasHouseMang on Mar 8, 2010 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

linki

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah me neither

Just taking me to the Cardinal Beat landing page

by GasHouseMang on Mar 8, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

me neither

damnit, i got all worked up for nothing.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Some

ESPN Boston guy is tweeting the game. http://twitter.com/GordonEdes

Heh heh heh.

by spants on Mar 8, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

cool, thanks.

but someone should still tell goold his link is broken.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

try the gee-d

I have to commute somewhere, so I’ll be missin’ this thang either way.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, uh

I’m going to move to the other side of the basement

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Here it is

BOOM.

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09

by bjork24 on Mar 8, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I am okay with this
Carpenter … plunked Red Sox first baseman Kevin Youkilis

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Mar 8, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude must have done something to deserve it,

although wearing that uni is enough reason for me.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

My guess

He holds his bat with his hands apart

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 8, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks!

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Carp

is adding a splitter.

That’s fantastic.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 8, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Until HCL comes by and stomps

all of your hopes and dreams.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Like this.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

just don't let it...

add any stress to the shoulder/elbow and I’m good with it. If it increases risk of injury it seems to me the current arsenal is getting the job done.

If you see a guy open the car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

by cardzfanbub on Mar 8, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

heh heh heh

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 8, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 8, 2010 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

heh heh heh

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 9, 2010 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

/nt

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 9, 2010 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

hazel, on Hill's surgery,

thoughts on this?

Hill arrived at the operating room expecting to have his labrum reattached in his left shoulder, a procedure that has a complicated recovery. But when he was revived, the surgeon told him something unexpected.

Something positive.

“I was very lucky,” Hill said, explaining how only a thread of the labrum had to be repaired and not the whole liner within the joint.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 8, 2010 1:33 PM EST reply actions  

The surgeon went on to say

“Really, none of us knows crap about shoulders. It’s all guesswork. But, you should know, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”

by sdrone on Mar 8, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The proof is in the pudding.

I’ll do a fanpost on this real quick, I think.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 8, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Hill went on to say

my shoulder feels loose, so I’m thinking about changing my slot.

by _pistol_ on Mar 8, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

true?

or is this a mulder reference?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

thank god

there’s the answer, hazel.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

@OHR
Breaking news: A. Pujols out with a sore back. Other news: large chunk of Midwest sacrifices livestock to Wotan to ensure a speedy recovery. 4 minutes ago via Echofon Retweeted by 1 person

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 1:59 PM EST reply actions  

The Midwest said **** you to Jobu?

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 8, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Lopex is selling it.
Felipe Lopez breaks up the perfect game with a one-out walk in the fourth…

Felipe Lopez steals second….1-2 count on Rasmus with Cards first runner in scoring position

link

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 2:15 PM EST reply actions  

I like that he brings some good obp and speed to the table

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a good post before you

quoted dumb and dumber, but that IMO made it even better..great job helping me and hopefully others informed on ST.

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Mar 8, 2010 2:21 PM EST reply actions  

excellent btw (rec!)

this is the best part about spring training: who makes the roster…

my hunch is that they will have Lugo on the team, and perhaps he’ll up his trade value if he plays really well.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 2:27 PM EST reply actions  

Good read Dan

Holy moly, we have a lot of positional depth now – too bad the guys they are backing up aren’t very injury prone.

by vivaelpujols on Mar 8, 2010 2:35 PM EST reply actions  

ummm

isn’t that a good thing?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 8, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Well it's not a bad thing

But I’d like to sacrafice some of that positional depth for some more pitchers.

by vivaelpujols on Mar 8, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

no no no no.....

The way the Cards work is you sacrifice your pitching depth for MIF depth.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

add pixie dust

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

VEB Day is 6/19 right?

i think I’m going to buy my megabus ticket today

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 2:51 PM EST reply actions  

I guess so......The FP kind of died,

I don’t think anyone has emailed inda about tickets…….If nothing else I’ll meet you for the game…lol

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds good!

although maybe I should wait to see if some kind of veb chicago to stl car pool forms

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be in town for the M's series,

and the first 2 games of the A’s.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

it seems that not enough people will be committing to doing the bleacher tix idea

which would be the ideal way to go, but oh well

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

If you take a train down to Champaign

I’ll drive you the rest of the way.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 8, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds good

I’ll check on prices, megabus might still be cheaper

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd be it is

A friend of mine used to use some kind of a deal where if you were the first person to buy a ticket for that route (or some crap like that) it’d only be a buck fare.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 8, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

that’s what I’m hoping for!

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

If someone tells me what's going on

I see no reason that I wouldn’t go… I’m sure I could find a spot in the vehicle for you.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 9, 2010 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

This

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 9, 2010 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I knew it was in theory

going down the 19th of June, but I didn’t know if we had decided for sure to get a group of tickets or if it was every man for themselves…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 9, 2010 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

hey

I’d rather give you gas money than the megabus company!

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 9, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap!

I’ve got tickets for that game. Didn’t even know.

Any idea what time it’ll be? I think it might be a TV game, thus prob earlier in the day.

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Mar 8, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

'Tis a Saturday game,

my schedule says 6:15, which is odd for a Satuday game.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

go zags

when is the tourney selection unveiled?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Sunday afternoon/night

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 8, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

WCC Championship game tonight....

SMC may be playing for a birth.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

just looked at the latest projection on si.com

had saint mary’s in as a 12 – in spokane (with mich st).

had zags as a 7 and shipped to buffalo – bleh.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Lunardi still has them as a 5 in Spokane.....

but my odds of seeing them in SLC are slipping away. Sunday will tell.
He also has SMC as an 11 in New Orleans.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

The S-Cards sent out a mailer

for season-ticket holders listing advance opportunities for several games. The time for the 06.19 game was listed as TBD, so my assumption was TV game, whenever Fox wants to broadcast it. Maybe a 1:30 game?

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Mar 8, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I printed the schedule off of

the mothership last week. It’s say’s 6:15.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

that might be a good point though

if you’re coming from out of town…

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

apparently we can’t hit today

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 2:57 PM EST reply actions  

what's going on in the game?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure if this link will work or not

but it’s from the mothership http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/news/boxscore.jsp?gid=2010_03_08_slnmlb_bosmlb_1&refresh=60

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks to both of you

and yikes – we literally can’t hit. and tyler greene two bad throws in one inning. did not know bill hall was with bosox.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Gagnozzi

Nice

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 8, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

his full name

is Bat Gagnozzi, yes?

forgot who came up with it, but very clever.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I suppose he does need a nickname

GOB knows we’ll see him this summer, although I am not sure if he warrents a nicky,

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

he's had a nickname for ages.

Pags Lite.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

For some reason I don't even wanna think of Prime Pags when I think if Gagnozzi

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

i'll append it to the glossary

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

first hit

sugar shane of all people. 2-1.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

C'Mon Everyone!

Get out your Rally Holsteins!!!
:=8D

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 8, 2010 3:29 PM EST reply actions  

i think bass is already plural

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks smartass.....

also Tools doubled…..3-2 good guys.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

woooooooo

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

comeback kids

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

he flew out with bases loaded

has an rbi groundout though.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The same thing happened when I bought Civ III,

and Civ II, and Civ I.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm so Hooked on Civ IV Beyond the Sword....

…I haven’t even loaded Colonization yet!

But I WILL!!!!!

:=8D

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 8, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

colon-ization

kind of sucks

i think it’s the product of civ iv’s colon!

oh!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 8, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I bought Civ III

and never played it.

Still break out the original in DosBox from time to time.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 8, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Civilization

I tend to like to early game more than late, so i never finish any of mine, but yeah, it does take lots of time away.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 8, 2010 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I like when things break right

and you and only you have nukes… and everyone else signs the non proliferation treaty… oh yeah I bomb everyone I can after that goes down… Teach them to tell me what toys I can and can’t have…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 9, 2010 1:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Ahah

I like just going straight gunpowder tech, then amassing a huge army of musketman and riflement and blowing away enemies that still have spearmen.

It’s entertaining for me to have a huge raid of elephants as well :D

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 9, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

reading this sentence....

“The inning opened with Colby Rasmus nearly tracking down a fly ball hit by J.D. Drew. Nearly because just as he reached for the ball it appeared as if he lost it on the run.”

huh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

wut

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

poetic... something. I dunno.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

you can say that again

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

third base!
To end the inning, the Cardinals shortstop fired widely again to Mather.
It took every inch of Mather’s wingspan to haul in the throw for the final out.

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 3:55 PM EST reply actions  

Memphis giveth, Memphis taketh away.

5-3 Sawx on 3 R HR given up by Sanchez.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

what, is DanUp following him or something?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

two walks and a wild pitch

must be.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

t-greene cannot pull that shit when pujols is back.

all of VEB will hunt him down.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Greene Tea nearly broke Albert!

bs that it had nothing to do with his wild throw

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

CANADA!

Home of the 20 minute bladder!

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Mar 8, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Comedy GOLD.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 8, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

let's go, Memphis
  1. The Cardinals refuse to go without a fight! Singles by Stavinoha and Pagnozzi to start the ninth…1st and 2nd no outs for Tyler Greene 4 minutes ago via web
  1. I am an idiot…..Cardinals were losing 5-3…..but have now tied it 5-5 here in the 9th less than 5 seconds ago via web
  1. infield single by Solano tieds the game at 5……bases still loaded with no outs….now Robinson gets drilled…6-5 Cardinals. less than 20 seconds ago via web

- BJ Rains

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

...

MatthewHLeach
  
We had a tight, compelling, well-pitched Cardinals-Red Sox game, followed by a wild and woolly Memphis-Pawtucket tilt. Spring Training!

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

let's goooo Memphis!

PCL Champs!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

BJ Rains

Six straight batters have reached to start the ninth….bases loaded no outs, three runs in…Red Sox going to the bullpen. less than a minute ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

go memphis

two infield singles for solano now

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

above. and via BJ Rains

Daryl Jones grounds into a 1-2-3 double play…..two outs, bases still loaded, Gotay up. half a minute ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

how would bases still be loaded?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

magic spring training rules

and some Fort Meyers brew for Mr. Rains.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

okay
BJRains
  
Daryl Jones grounds into a 1-2-3 double play…..two outs, bases still loaded, Gotay up.

wat?

bases still loaded after a DP?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 8, 2010 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

or maybe a walk afterword

that isn’t being reported.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, gotay walked

but at the time of that tweet, “Gotay up.”

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 8, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

it has not clicked

seems like there would be runners at first and second

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 8, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

second and third i mean

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 8, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

who's pitching the ninth?

(for us)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

eMac

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 8, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Sup? I pitched?

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Chief Justice

  John Jay on the scoreboard….Jon Jay batting 3 minutes ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

What is going on?!

The suspense is killing me! I know it’s 6-5, b9… but that’s it. This is like being blind and making out with Cindy Crawford!

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09

by bjork24 on Mar 8, 2010 4:26 PM EST reply actions  

thanks BJ Rains

but eff you.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Tool.

   MacLane gives up an RBI double in the bottom of the ninth after Jones error allows runner to reach…..we are tied 6-6! less than a minute ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:26 PM EST reply actions  

DOH!

:=8/

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 8, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

he drop a fly ball?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Game over
Shane Robinson dives….and misses a liner….Red Sox win 7-6!

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09

by bjork24 on Mar 8, 2010 4:30 PM EST reply actions  

FFS.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

it's like a little capsule of 2007

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

true.

I was just thinking of the come-backs that got toasted

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

you still have the best avatar

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I second this

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I just had a seizure

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 8, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

you're not supposed to look directly into it

it’s like Lugo, or Phillies fans

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Gracias

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by bjork24 on Mar 8, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Ackerman1120

  Today’s interviews with Brendan Ryan and Adam Wainwright, photos and more: www.kmox.com/cards

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:37 PM EST reply actions  

is the next televised cards ST game this sat.?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 4:38 PM EST reply actions  

those *.

http://thecardinalnationblog.com/2010/02/13/st-louis-cardinals-spring-training-radio-and-television-schedules/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

JeD at the plate right now :-)

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 8, 2010 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

opposite field warning track out by 374 sign.

5 years ago that woulda been a 2 run shot.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 8, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Is it supposed to be a comedy? Why Demetri Martin in the first place, then why replace with Jonah Hill?

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 8, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

It's an Aaron Sorkin movie

Sorkin loves working with comedians because he writes witty characters.

by Mulliganstew on Mar 8, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

2010 has a ... trailer??

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=7175755

It’s like we’re the Red Sox. Or a Jerry Bruckheimer movie. I dunno… it’s cool but weird.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 5:12 PM EST reply actions  

and more balanced with the defensive plays that we liked

as opposed to the all-home run packages that clog up national “coverage”.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

hehehehehe

I like the music. It’s so intense.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 8, 2010 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

they didn't have music like that last year, but that's what was playing

heh heh heh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

I think some of it is but then there are some weird parts.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 8, 2010 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I thought, too

Definitely the Pirates theme in at least one part.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 8, 2010 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Albert's bat-toss

from the Sad Catcher HR was at the end.

Heh heh heh.

by spants on Mar 8, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

poor sad catcher

that was such the epitome of “….d’oh.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

this is awesome!

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I love it, but one complaint

Ryan Franklin’s name is shown before Wainwright’s at the end. Grrrrrrr…

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 8, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I was sad when they showed Boog's leaping throw over Micah Hoffpauir

Because while it looks really cool, I’m pretty sure he threw that ball away.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 8, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait

That might not be the right play, on second viewing. Nevermind.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 8, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Colby sold one!

and sad catcher!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 8, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Avenge!!!!!
Brendan Ryan’s timetable has, as of now, been advanced a bit. Story to come later this afternoon at Cardinals.com. #stlcards 19 minutes ago via web

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

I forgot he had to be avenged

Manny did get bit on the ankle with a foul ball, but it was too late.

AVENGE!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 8, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

advanced is a good thing

like, he will be back sooner?

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh heh heh.

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by bjork24 on Mar 8, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh heh heh.

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09

by bjork24 on Mar 8, 2010 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's the story

from the mothership.

“It was all good things. Even in the soft toss, I let it eat two or three times at about 100 percent. And I finished on my best swing with 100 percent. Even with my limited power, I’m pretty sure it was a homer.”

Bold is mine….lol Boog.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Dinger$

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 8, 2010 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

a dinger in soft-toss

imagine how far it would’ve traveled had it been a 90+ heater!

yeah, lol boog.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

never change, Ryan

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 9, 2010 1:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Carp feels good

Striking quote of the day, from #Cardinals starter Carpenter: “I’m not concerned that my next throw is going to be my last.” #stlcards

link

he can’t jinx himself, can he?

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 8, 2010 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

More like

Boog playing cameraman, Big Mac hacking, and David Freese flipping the hell out.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 8, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I linked this, screencapped this, and now you guys find it?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 9, 2010 1:31 AM EST up reply actions  

The average VEB'er

Cannot keep up with your furious cataloging of Cardinal news, Y2S.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 9, 2010 2:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I just thought you were above replacement value

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 9, 2010 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

heh heh heh

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 10, 2010 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

OT: pump-up songs for golf season

I’m making a CD to pump myself up before golf matches. I’ve got one made so far and probably will make another one. It can be rap, hard rock, whatever fires you up. Fire away.

by zoomzoomj88 on Mar 8, 2010 6:28 PM EST reply actions  

Oddly enough, I really like "We Made It" by Busta Rhymes feat Linkin Park

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Obligatory "Til I Collapse" - Eminem feat Nate Dogg

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It actually made a soundtrack?!

I heard it on the radio ONE time, never again. So I downloaded it.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't really "pump up" for golf matches

But when I was a senior in high school, we’d listen to “Rollout” by Ludacris on the way to each tournament. Not for pumping up, just because we thought a bunch of white boys from the city rolling around listening to that was funny

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 8, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, sounds odd

i’m not a golfer, but was thinking classical might be more suitable

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i like to fire up

i’ve got more of a football/baseball mentality. helps me focus.

by zoomzoomj88 on Mar 8, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

"pump it up" by elvis costello has been keeping mr. costello's pool full of champagne for many a year now,

for good reason.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 8, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Deadmau5 is phenomenal.

I also enjoy the “Hard House” genre…gimme a little Benassi Bros

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

there's a band called Turing Machine (featuring the late drummer of !!!)

that is really good… good pump you up music anyway. check out ‘A New Machine For Living’ or ‘Zwei’

other than that, anyone who doesn’t have Aphex Twin ‘Richard D James Album’ should probably have that in their collection

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

"Pump It Up", by Elvis Costello, of course.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 8, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Comment-reading before posting

/fail

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 8, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

careful, man

can’t afford even the smallest of slip-ups when you’re being scrutinized

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Slayer Raining Blood...

That’s all you ever need. However if you need to make a montage of the golf matches I think you have to use Name of the Game by TCM by law now… so keep that in mind.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 9, 2010 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah

just throw on some slayer, can’t go wrong with that when working out. dave lombardo could power an entire city with his drumming

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 9, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

miller time

http://yourenotagolfer.mlblogs.com/archives/2010/03/monday_spring_training_tidbits.html

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

I show up to spring "practice" for softball in the worst shape of my life

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

practice?

Are we talking about practice?

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

How'm'ah s'posta make my team betta by practice?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Why yes, I believe I know what you are saying

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by vexedtechie on Mar 8, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

visual aid...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 9, 2010 2:00 AM EST up reply actions  

he doesn't have to worry about practice anymore

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

he hit 2 home runs in the first game I think

something like that. first game positive, not sure what happened after that

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

think it was actually an intrasquad game

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yeah

still, a positive at the beginning, not sure what he is doing now

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

selling it.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

this from posnanski today

Two batters later Chapman struck out Rick Ankiel on a slider that Ankiel missed by so much he had to be rebooked on a later flight. Watching Ankiel trying to hit Chapman was somewhere between comedy and tragedy; you got the sense that if Ankiel faced Chapman 100 times, he would strike out 100 times.

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"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

At least he's not so bad that a manager would consider

walking two batters to load the bases just so he could pitch to Rick Ankiel, knowing that he will strike out pretty much every time he faces a decent left-handed pitcher.

Oh wait.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 8, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Fixed

you got the sense that if Ankiel faced Chapman a slider 100 times, he would strike out 100 times.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

From reading that blog,

I’m convinced he will make the team, and Dusty will have him out of baseball in 3 years. I feel sorry for the kid.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ironic that dusty

has that gibby quote on the wall that is someone’s sig, about good friends and a good bullpen.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

think he already sold it

for the next half-decade anyway.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds about right

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

verducci picks

tulo to win mvp. (AL = longoria)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

He's high.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

wtf

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I would say the safe preseason pick for NL MVP

is Albert Pujols for at least the next 6 or so years.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

unless he thinks there’s going to be some kind of Dustin Pedroia effect drifting over from the AL and the sportswriters, etc.

Hanley Ramirez would be much more likely than Tulo

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with this......I think this is just the

“Look how bold of a prediction this is!!!!!!OMG” syndrome.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

the audio was messed up

but i think he picked the rocks in NL, and thus tulo. he mentioned utley too – i’d never heard of the guy before.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Utley at least makes sense

I think things would have to change a lot in the mvp voting, at the very least they would have to value defense really highly, and even then Tulo would have to have a career year at the plate

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 8, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

GO ZAGS!!!

that is all.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

slow start

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't like this game.

They’ve beat SMC twice and there is definitely a payback factor going on. Looks like the ref’s are letting them play for now.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

When is Gonzaga gonna finally break through?

They made a couple of sweet sixteens as 10-seeds but haven’t gotten to the next level, like a final four trip

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 8, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You gotta remeber that they still can't sign

the AA type players. They work hard to fill their system with good players that fly under the radar and fill specific roles for their system. The Morrison years were an anomaly in that the offense was basically Morrison coming off of screens and making anything from everywhere.
The system is good, just haven’t had the talent. Watch out the next few years though.
You will know the name Bol Kong before to long.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

read today about this 6-10 freshman at seattle

declaring for the nba draft. how did gonzaga not land him? (although the article said he was denied admission to washington and went to seattle when the guy who recruited him at washington was named head coach)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Cameron Dollar...

and they aren’t gonna grab a one and done with issues.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

st. mary's coach (bennet?) just looks AAU-connected

he does a pretty good job finding some players.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

They usually have a real good team....

he gets a lot of Aussies.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

what became of mills?

d-league, or oversees? strange to watch st. mary’s without dimond simpson – seemed he was there 8 years. and samham’s conditioning has really improved over the years.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems he's on the Blazers roster.

Screw Ham Sandwich…and I’d like to see them hold him to 0 for another half.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

is it possible that foster

is a worse free-throw shooter than shaq?

but they are letting them play. at one point foster pushed two guys out of the way going for the ball, but they only whistled him when he finally fell on top of the guy who’d recovered the loose ball.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

He is in only to change shots on the defensive end.

For a guy that is 10’ tall, he sucks around the rim.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

looking like one of those patented dig-a-hole zags games

where they make a charge in the last two minutes.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they're hosed.

SMC wants it more. Their only chance is Harris taking over. Or maybe Bouldin, but they’re keying on him pretty hard.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

saint mary's celebrating on the sideline

might be a motivating factor.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw that.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

well hell

the zags apparently missed it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

zags even lost the battle of the scrubs

hello buffalo?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 8, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

who knows....

the committee are some crazy mf’ers.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 8, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

don't know if this was posted

Last Monday, Dolphins president Bill Parcells, a huge baseball fan, stopped by the Cardinals’ training facility in Jupiter, Fla., before going to the office. It was 6:50 a.m., and Parcells went looking for his good friend Tony LaRussa.

Parcells walked by the Cards’ weight room. There was one man there. Albert Pujols.

“And he hadn’t just gotten there either,‘’ Parcells said. "He was working hard, sweating. There’s a reason why the great ones are great.’’

Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/peter_king/03/07/freeagency/2.html#ixzz0hezLsLtH

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 9, 2010 2:00 AM EST reply actions  

sounds like someone's skipping out on the morning feeding...

or he was up since then

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 9, 2010 2:04 AM EST up reply actions  

mlbtr

Troy Percival is in Angels camp as a guest instructor, writes Mike DiGiovanna of the L.A. Times. He has no plans to try another comeback.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 9, 2010 2:24 AM EST reply actions  

looks like chone figgins is back at 2b

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 9, 2010 4:53 AM EST reply actions  

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