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Fifth Starters

I touched on this yesterday, but whatever the average team ends up doing with its fifth starter, the Cardinals have had some good luck with them in the past. It is perhaps the most underrated of the various posited Dave Duncan effects: not only does he turn guys like Woody Williams and Joel Pineiro into pitchers of unaccountable quality, he also turns them out in volume. In 2008 he got good years—I guess I can't prove that, but good years were at least gotten, to muddy things up—in the starting rotation from two former relievers, Braden Looper and Todd Wellemeyer, with serious platoon splits. 

In the seven years since the start of the MV3 teams—more specifically, and selfishly, since I began following the team closely enough to write about it—the Cardinals have been relatively flexible with the fifth starter position, but one thing is certain: whether they find themselves able to fill it or not, they believe they should

Star-divide

The Disasters

2007: Brad Thompson: 17 GS, 92 IP, 4.66 ERA; Todd Wellemeyer: 11 GS, 49 IP, 3.65 ERA; Joel Pineiro: 11 GS, 63 IP, 3.96 ERA.

There's nothing good to be said about this rotation, except that the Cardinals were smart enough, after some deliberation, to put Adam Wainwright, their only effective starter, in it. The second starter? Braden Looper and his 4.94 ERA. Third? Well, Kip Wells, and his 5.70 ERA, made 26 starts, and Anthony Reyes, in the course of going 2-14 and earning his ticket to Cleveland, managed 20. 

What the sheer volume of mediocre pitchers at the back of this rotation is saying is that almost nobody who began the season in the rotation ended it there. Only Wainwright and Looper made 30 starts. Chris Carpenter started on opening day and disappeared; Anthony Reyes found his way back to Memphis. Waiver wire heroes like Wellemeyer and Pineiro found their way into the Cardinals' future plans because there was nobody else to turn to, and Brad Thompson, who La Russa would not trust with a ten run lead, made a career high 17 starts, more than half of his career total. 

This season encapsulated the Mike Maroth and Randy Keisler eras; Mark Mulder made three starts and allowed fifteen runs in eleven innings. I can think of no better way to summarize the 2007 rotation than with the names of those three left-handers—two finished and one totally forgotten. 

2006: Sidney Ponson: 13 GS, 68 IP, 5.24 ERA; Jeff Weaver: 15 GS, 83 IP, 5.18 ERA; Anthony Reyes: 17 GS, 85 IP, 5.06 ERA.

We're sure this is the one that won the World Series? Not 2004 or 2005? 2008, maybe? As mediocre as these guys were, the Cardinals had more trouble elsewhere in the rotation. Mark Mulder, the presumptive number two guy, found himself throwing 80 mph fastballs in midsummer; Jason Marquis, a heretofore reliable innings eater, went 3-11 with a slugging percentage against of .571 to end the season. Only Carpenter and Jeff Suppan performed as advertised; Anthony Reyes, not yet seen as damaged goods, got off to a hot start after replacing Sidney Ponson, kicking things off with the infamous one-hitter loss to Chicago, but got blistered with a .410 BABIP in September, giving up 14 runs despite striking out 28 batters (against 7 walks) in his 20 innings. 

The Cardinals had the right idea here—a mediocre veteran, a prospect just about ready to contribute. But the rest of the rotation collapsed in front of them, and neither presumptive fifth starter could remain effective. 

2009: Todd Wellemeyer: 21 GS, 114 IP, 6.08 ERA. 

This is the most conventional of fifth starter meltdowns, if not quite so interesting to talk about. Todd Wellemeyer just sucked last year. In his 21 starts batters hit .332/.396/.515 against him. BABIP, of course, drove a lot of that—.362 isn't normal, and if he sticks, as it looks like he might, in the San Francisco rotation this year he could have a nice bounceback season. But he didn't pitch well, and it felt even worse than it was; he threw just five quality starts, and four of them came before the first of June. 

But it was difficult to pull the plug on him, because unlike Sidney Ponson he had that impossible-to-quantify upside, and while his "I felt great, my pitches were awesome, but sometimes they just put up fifteen runs on you" post-game interviews were annoying he was a little less outright belligerent than the unlamented Heavy P. 

Under Control

2008: Joel Pineiro, 25 GS, 148 IP, 5.15 ERA.

It seems like so long ago that he was the Piñata, doesn't it? But he was—the great control was just good control, and the balls in play turned into 180 hits in those 148 innings. But he was passed by Todd Wellemeyer in mid career year, Braden Looper turned in an excellent, full season, and Kyle Lohse was just about to get rich. Adam Wainwright missed a fair amount of the season and actually turned in the fifth-most starts in the rotation, just 20, but in his place the Cardinals trotted out Brad Thompson and Mitchell Boggs for six starts each. 

This rotation featured a lot of the pieces of the disastrous 2007 squad, but that year's midseason replacements made more than fifty decent-enough starts, and Kyle Lohse turned out to be an essential late-Spring pickup. 

2004: It's hard to say. Matt Morris

2005: Definitely Matt Morris, but only because he got knocked around in 2004. 

The unsung heroes of the MV3 teams—at least insofar as their ability to win 100 regular season games—is the rotation, which was remarkably stable in 2004 and 2005. In 2004 just five real starts were made outside the rotation, all by Dan Haren.

But the 2005 rotation was even better; not only did Morris bounce back from an unattractive 2004, only two starts were made outside the rotation, one a bullpen effort nominally started by Cal Eldred and the other a mid-August game from Anthony Reyes. That year the Cardinals had five starters make at least 30 starts, all of them with an ERA+ of at least 103. It doesn't get any better than that. 

In 2010 the Cardinals will probably be piecing things together. Jaime Garcia will have his innings watched, though I doubt we'll hear anything about the Jaime Rules, and Carpenter and Brad Penny come with long injury histories. But 2004 and 2005 stand, I think, as the ideal Dave Duncan Rotation years—Chris Carpenter and four guys who are all pretty good and pretty durable. 

 


 

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Jaime Rules

The “Rules” certainly didn’t help Joba…he’s in pitching no-man’s land right now with the yankees…there comes a point with these young guys that you just have to let them pitch, without any real restrictions…obviously a pitch limit in the 120’s, and maybe no more than 210 innings…but being to precise with these guys forces them to try to be too precise, which is never a good thing with young pitchers

Jaime Garcia does give me slight pause when it comes to what I just said, but only because he only threw around 40 innings last year after coming off tommy john surgery…having said that , had Carp not had a nerve issue, he would have pitched a full season’s worth of innings a year after TJ…there comes a point where you just have to let these guys go

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by VolsnCards5 on Mar 29, 2010 8:44 AM EDT reply actions  

I just got so tired of hearing about Joba Chamberlain

Did the Yankees invent the concept of limiting workloads for young pitchers?
The Puppykicker Rules would make a nice parody article.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

I live in nyc and the nyc media makes it seem like as if Joba is the second coming of Roger Clemens or Mariano Rivera depending in what role the Yankees choose for him. Joba has the chance to become a very good starter/reliever but he is not an out of this world prospect. I just dont understand the hype.

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by njnick on Mar 29, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's because he has that patented baseball name

unlike Allen Craig.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still pulling for JaiGar

pronounced Hi-Gar of course.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

so you're saying... the JaiGar Rules?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about The JaiGar House Rules?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Pass the ether.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

A stretch

But I like it

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by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

as long as it does not turn out to be

jaigar the horrible

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Mar 29, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

Carp was pulled early last year

A few times at the beinging of the season.

by Evilfrog on Mar 29, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was still recovering from injury and building stamina at that point.

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by hazel on Mar 29, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many innings do you think Carp pitches this year?

Most projection systems peg him for 115-160, but this obviously handicapped and seems a little unfair due to the boom-bust nature of his career (ie his history suggests <75 IP or 180+). But I don’t know a lot about the long-term effects of his injuries – is he more likely to have multiple DL stints because of them?

I guess my point is, with a healthy Carpenter coming off a strong season, is there more reason to suspect <180 IP from him than Joe Starter? (I’m considering last year’s batting injury a fluke, btw).

by all4tookie on Mar 29, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Jaime

Is still recovering from injury and building stamina at this point.

by Evilfrog on Mar 29, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are other examples of post-TJ pitchers throwing full seasons at Jaime's current stage of recovery.

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"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 30, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

what about at his age, and at major league level?

honest question – any idea?

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by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that point isn't yet.

There is so much evidence now about pitchers been vulnerable to injury up to about age 25 that it still makes sense to nurse Senor G along, IMO, particularly since he’s had TJ already. 210 innings is way too much for a guy in that situation. 150 would be better, then 180 next year, then a rip-snorting, 210-inning workhorse in 2012 and beyond.

I’m as big a Garcia fan as there is around here, but simply throwing him into the water to see if he can swim is probably not in the team’s best long-term interest. A big difference compared to the Joba Rules is that it is quite clear that in the long run, Senor G WILL be a starter. So let’s do what must be done to get him there.

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by StanTheManFan on Mar 29, 2010 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

24 starts before Sept.

Going through the Cards schedule and using a few of the off-days (not all of them) to move the fifth starter back a day or to skip a turn the few times two off-days occur around one series, the Cards would use a fifth starter only 24 times before rosters expand in September. And, for some of the off-days, the fifth starter would not be skipped and all the starters would get an extra day’s rest. So, the Cards could have Jaime as the fifth starter and still keep his total innings to a reasonable level. With six innings a start average, that would make 144 innings total. With expanded rosters, the Cards could then be very careful with Jaime in September.

by CRay on Mar 29, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy Crap

File this under the “sometimes Fangraphs is just too much information” section.
2007 Kip Wells: FIP 4.86, xFIP 4.80
2009 Wellemeyer: FIP 5.31, xFIP 5.21

Kip Wells was psychologically way way worse to me than he actually was at pitching.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 8:57 AM EDT reply actions  

wow thats telling

I would have never thought Kip Well’s numbers would have been better than wellemeyer- but at least wellemeyer COULD get a win here and there…

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by cburris8908 on Mar 29, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was actually really pumped about the kip wells

acquisition. IIRC he had some great stuff and a power arm but just played on a shitty team and was coming off surgery. I was so confident I even tweaked his player attributes on MLB The Show lol.

mark that under the majestic wrong column.

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by rocKStark5 on Mar 29, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure carp appreciates it now

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was the really infuriating thing about Wells.

His arm always did look like that of a guy full of potential who couldn’t put it together.

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"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 29, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wells had quality stuff

I don’t know what’s worse, Wells’ 90% good, 10% utter collapse suckage or Wellemeyer’s fairly consistent suckage. Personally, I found Wells more infuriating because he’d be cruising and then he’d fall apart. With The Colonel, he never looked that good so he didn’t draw you in.

by thepainguy on Mar 29, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stopped watching games when Wells and Wellemeyer were scheduled to start.

I decided not to put myself through it any longer.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 29, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did the same thing

its pretty hard to do when you watch 140+ games a year

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Mar 30, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cool!

Nobody outside the rotation made a start in 2005! It would be much cooler if we didn’t even start at all those 5 random games though…

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 29, 2010 9:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Anyone with Insider

know what Law has to say about Rasmus?

by martimeryard on Mar 29, 2010 9:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Essentially

he says Rasmus is a star in the making; it make take two more years instead of one for his “huge step in that direction”, but he likes Colby’s plate discipline, and that combined with pitch recognition will help translate his many tools into star-talent routine.

</paraphrase

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 29, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

He basically says

Give it time, Colby will be good. He’s got the speed, defense, power and patience to be great.

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by Choix003 on Mar 29, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's really....

what putting Ankiel into cf was all about. They figured that if someone with his command could sneak it in from center, then surely no one would notice the raz’s wonderful pitches coming in from center.

by streamman on Mar 29, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like it's officially Garcia

Official link

This is definitely a good sign for the bullpen, as McClellan will be there for middle relief and set-up duty. It knocks Hawk down a peg, and hopefully Boggs and Motte will come around.

If Jamie can stay healthy, our rotation looks as good as it’s looked 1 thru 5 since 2003-2004, imo.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 29, 2010 10:15 AM EDT reply actions  

umm

If Jamie carpenter, penny, & wagon can stay healthy, our rotation looks as good as it’s looked 1 thru 5 since 2003-2004, imo.

by _pistol_ on Mar 29, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know why you struck Jaime's name from that list

Are you assuming he’s going to be healthy all year?

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by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're right

i was just pointing out that if a rotation member was to have health issues, better garcia than those 3.

by _pistol_ on Mar 29, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

5th starter

It seems to me that the “5th starter” label is different when one looks at the upcoming season than when one looks back at what happened. Using 2009 spring training as an example, wasn’t Joel considered the number 5 starter and Welly # 4 both from the Cards point of view and what was discussed on VEB? In 2009, Joel started game 5, 10, 15 & 20 so the rotation plan seems to back up that viewpoint.

Looking back at 2009 though, everyone would put the # 5 label on Welly and Joel was the # 3. So 2009 was actually a runaway success for the # 5 starter and a failure with # 4.

by ubeddie on Mar 29, 2010 10:35 AM EDT reply actions  

How about we call him Zurdo?

According to Word-Reference.com English-Spanish dictionary, this means left-handed in Spanish.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 29, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

El Zurdo?

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by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

kinda was thinking the same thing

i guess after the season is over, 5th starter means our worst starter. at this point JaiGar is the least known quantity, while all the others we know can be good/great/wonderful. if JaiGar finishes with a 3.80 FIP and 14 wins, i suspect will look back in 2011 and say someone like lohse was the 5th starter. which, if lohse can bounce back from last year, will be perfectly fine with me.

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 29, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to think of our 5th starter as...

….rotation in training.

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by The MooCow on Mar 29, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Ghost of Anthony Reyes

haunts us still. When will it end? Oh the horror.

by jjray on Mar 29, 2010 10:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Rotation schedule update

From the Good Reporter

La Russa said that the fifth starter — so designated as Jaime Garcia — will start either weekend game in Milwaukee. The determining factor there will be if Carpenter remains on normal rest for his first few turns through the rotation. La Russa said he submitted two rotation schedules to pitching coach Dave Duncan for the first month of the season. The manager said neither was based around skipping the fifth starter when an off day allowed, but it did use the off days to alter the rotation enough for "favorable matchups."

by ubeddie on Mar 29, 2010 10:45 AM EDT reply actions  

i think the challenge this season will be the

Sixth and seventh starters – ottavino, hill (if he can put his delivery together), walters, maybe lynn. I would guess we get two of those guys throwing 50-70 innings in starts this season, filling in for the injured or letting jaime get rest.

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by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 11:11 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

do you think they'll pull

kmac or boggs into the rotation first, and then put otto, walters, or lynn in the pen? sounds like a tlr “proven starter/puppykicker effect” scenario to me

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 29, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm going with otto gets first nod

depending on how things are going in memphis

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by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

He seemed to impress Tony and Dave this spring, for whatever reason.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 30, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

if we need another starter, it will be on short notice. much easier to get somebody conditioned to start every 5 days

than to pull boggs or kmac out.

if we see boggs or kmac pulled into the rotation, i would guess you might see it over the all-star break or a period with several days off in a row.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can see that

i guess i just am conditioned to PK

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 29, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hawksworth with a Hamstring...

Tony speaking on depth in the Bullpen :

[We’ve got] Hawksworth with a hamstring. Where’s our depth? It’s not there."

This is from the Strauss story on the fifth starter. It has already been linked here. This is the first i’ve heard of Hawksworth having a hamstring issue. Anyone have anything on this?

by Evilfrog on Mar 29, 2010 11:31 AM EDT reply actions  

BJ Rains tweet

from about an hour ago – Hawksworth has a strained groin….felt a lot better today. Day to day

First I heard about it also.

by ubeddie on Mar 29, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

idle thought on rich hill:

Since the consensus seems to be that his mechanics are completely screwed up, does it make more sense to put him in extended spring training for april and let him work intensively on getting his mechanics right? He’d then have may to join the redbirds and face competition.

It seems like it would be easier to fix his mechanics with nobody standing at the plate at initially, just let him focus on how he’s throwing.

Good idea, bad idea?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 11:55 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I suddenly read "put him out to stud" and shuddered.

gah.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought all cows were female with the bulls being the "studs"

(my zoology could be off)

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by STLRegalia on Mar 29, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are correct

the cow is trying to mislead you

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by scoot on Mar 29, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was at a game in jupiter

although i wasn’t able to pay as close attention as i’d like, he seemed to be relying on his curve ball way too much. The fastball, changeup location was erratic. I’m wondering if he isn’t better suited as a LOOGY.

by _pistol_ on Mar 29, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hill lost favor

when Duncan suggested he not bend his back so much in his delivery and Hill said he liked the way he pitched. I think at that point, Hill stopped being seriously considered for the fifth starter. One does not disagree with Dunc!!!!

by CRay on Mar 29, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember reading this

in some article on the Post-Dispatch web site (I think). It was a few weeks ago at least, so I can’t give you the source.

by CRay on Mar 29, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i believe dunc's approach

is to get on-top of the ball in order to have better control.
bending the back and slinging the ball tends to leave more margin for error in that regards?

by _pistol_ on Mar 29, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone correct me if I'm wrong

Carp gets opening day
Waino gets home opener
Jaime to fifth spot
K-Mac to bullpen
Hawk out on strained groin
Strauss is in kabuki
La Russa is in a rodeo

right?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

and

Lohse has Waino on notice

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Hawk hurt a hamstring?

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by bgh on Mar 29, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have no clue

http://twitter.com/BJRains/status/11252113428

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I heard ESPN.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

if ESPN can be called tv.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Start may be delayed

the Post-Dispatch is saying the Twins did not leave until 9:15 a.m. and it is a 3-hour drive. So, they think the game might start about 2 p.m. eastern. It is supposed to be on ESPN – hopefully, the delay won’t cause them to change it.

by CRay on Mar 29, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then Carpenter met the bus

and they were never heard from again.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Silly Twins.

Always late.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I drafted Sizemore

I just can’t believe he won’t bounce back. Lapora (LaPorta? La Porta?) I know nothing about.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did you get him?

I took him 26th overall…6th OF taken. (it’s LaPorta, btw)

by all4tookie on Mar 29, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

In a 8 team league with kinda weird stats and rosters

I took him 28th overall, 5th OF taken. No idea if that is typical. I’ve only been playing for a couple years. Was able to get Utley, Halladay, and Longoria before him.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, some weird stuff happened

A couple guys went for pitchers really early, for one thing. Another guy loaded up on 1B since there is also a corner infield spot and two util spots on the roster. And it’s only 8 teams, so everybody looks stacked for the first few rounds.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do you get Utley & Longoria?

those guys should both be first-rounders

by bmorgan on Mar 29, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

Yeah, it’s a small group, so it’s not really the typical draft

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last year I got Utley and Hanley

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got him in the 4th round in a 12 team league

But this league was pretty silly — I ended up with Kemp, Wright, Longoria, Sizemore, and Justin Upton. Automatic win for my team. So many power-speed guys.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lucky.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

The flipside was ending up with no true aces, but I got Brett Anderson and Kershaw and Nolasco and Sheets and Baker and De La Rosa and Matusz, so I’ll probably be able to find some ace-caliber innings.

Anyway, nobody cares about your fantasy team, so I’ll stop talking about it.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's pretty dreamy.

I’m in a 14 team league that starts 13 batters and 9 pitchers, so it gets pretty thin

by all4tookie on Mar 29, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was trying to explain my excitement about my team to my GF

And she didn’t really know any of the players. It ended up that the only thing I could say that even remotely interested her was, “This is Matt Kemp…he’s the one who’s dating Rihanna.”

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

you need to pick your internet photos better.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

see the Skip video yesterday for tips.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got him before the draft started!

Keeper. He will never be drafted in my league.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sizemore: His old self.

LaPorta: Probably pretty good.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so.

I think they want Branyan at third/first. And LaPorta plays first too.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sizemore is an enormous draft bargain this year

He’s likely to hit like his usual first-round self, and he can be had in the 2nd-3rd round often.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i kept sizemore in a keeper league

arod/utley/sizemore/zobrist/hanson

bj upton was the only other guy i might have considered.
sizemore has to have a way better year than last, i think.

by adiueordie on Mar 29, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think people are making too big a deal out of his year last year.

He was hurt. He played the entire year hurt, obviously his numbers are going to be down. The fact they were as high as they were still kind of amazes me.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

it wasn’t a bad year per se, but considering most people took him in the top 15, it was a dissapointment

by adiueordie on Mar 29, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which is why Fantasy Baseball sucks sometimes.

It forces people to not look at the big picture sometimes.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes it does

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fantasy League thoughts

Hi, I thought our draft was at noon today, but it is saying 3pm I think now.

Also, don’t forget Viva El League drafts tomorrow night!

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah,why did the start time get moved?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just glad the draft room works

on my work computer.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 29, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping it does on mine lol

guess I should go eat heh

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

it’s raining in the area, so I’m guessing the Twins didn’t want to do the 3-hour drive if the game was going to be called off. Thus, they got off late.

by CRay on Mar 29, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

JAIME GARCIA

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

my mlb.tv is now opening in a new tab instead of its own box

its really annoying; does anyone know how to fix this?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Another option:

Grab the tab that it opens in and drag it out of the tab bar and into the general window area, then release — it should spawn that tab in its own window.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

neither of these worked.

ugh. thanks though.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

IE

/work

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

it opened in a new window on my ie

i hate ie, but my gf won’t let me use another browser on her computer. harrumph.

by adiueordie on Mar 29, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you tried

portable apps? you can download firefox portable (along with many other apps… utorrent, vlc, thunderbird, open office… and lots more), and throw it on a usb stick. just plug it into gf’s computer and away you go.

In the poker game of life, women are the rake.

by el birdo in soko on Mar 29, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

only ydl

which kind of sucks

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

no, ubuntu is posssible.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

you can install it from a usb stick

but you can do that with any OS

it’s actually the better method

you might be able to run it from a stick. in theory you could run windows from an external connected with firewire. i’d question the performance

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've done it. It works fine.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plenty of Linux live DVD options as well.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 30, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also works well.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

You could check the actual MLB.TV settings and see if you can change it there.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right-click, open in new window?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

tried that.

it doesnt give me that option; it says “about adobe flash player”

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid IE.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are your restrictions on your work computer?

Can you install things? If so, get a different browser (or update Flash).

There’s a feed on atdhe.net, but you need to install Veetle to watch it. So you probably can’t use that either, unless you can figure out how to install things.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i figured it out

in the settings, “always open pop-ups in new tab” was marked.

fixed!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

work won't let me install a different browser

that would be really awesome if they did. we just got IE 8 last week. we were running IE 5 until then. so fucking ridiculous.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell them that IE is less secure than the alternatives

Most companies restrict their employees’ browsers because they’re worried about the security of more “open” browsers like Firefox and Chrome. But, in reality, your information is safer on browsers other than IE.

They probably won’t care, but it would be worth the effort to me.

In any case, glad you got the feed working. Enjoy the Jaime joy.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh our IT guys are all over it.

they know what’s up. but the white-haired dudes who run the place don’t get it.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That’s usually the problem. IT people know what’s up, the problem is that they have bosses.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would watch a show called IT Intervention.

“The hardest part is the flow charts. We tried powerpoint before, but they wanted to know who was inside the box. Once the addict understands that it’s not a series of tubes, we can make some headway.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

IE 8 is at least usable. With IE 5 they might as well be running Netscape.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 29, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My memories of Netscape

Involve using Navigator on that super-colorful iMac series in the computer lab at my Middle School.

God, Netscape was terrible.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

and even then

I remember begging my parents to let me install it over IE 4. There’s a long and colorful history of replacing IE with the Insider’s Favorite Browser at any given time.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 29, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i talked my mom into buying netscape at best buy

before you could just download it. it was like $70, i think. 1996 or there about.

by adiueordie on Mar 29, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's awesome

I had to wait until it was free. I wanted so badly to use Netscape Composer.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 29, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was nine

which is not to say my HTML has gotten much better in the interim.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 29, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was getting to the point where certain websites did not support the browser

and it wasn’t until this national law firm ranking system sent us a survey that we couldn’t open on IE 5 that they FINALLY allowed us to upgrade.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

firefox portable

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try this

Although either of those other two things I said should have worked in Firefox or Chrome, so I’m guessing IE?

Also, I just opened the MLB.tv feed in Chrome, and it opened in its own window automatically (details: I clicked the TV icon in the left column on the MLB.com frontpage).

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah thats what i did, too

this just started happening a couple of days ago. it used to be fine.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try

Tools → Internet Options.
On the “General” tab, click the “tabs” button.
In the “When a pop-up is encountered”, select “Always open pop-ups in a new window”
If that doesn’t work, “Open links from other programs” select “A new window”

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 29, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha just figured that out.

thanks

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that I know he's going to be the 5th starter

I’m really, really excited to watch Jaime pitch today.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

smattering of rain

we have a Lugo and Freese infield today.
and a Pagz.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

correction. no, really.

Jaime isn’t fazed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gardy, a bunt? really?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I just learned something.

I’d rather have Kruk than Showalter.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Delmon Young has reached Albert Pujols's personal study.

have a chat.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

like jo-el

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 29, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss Jo-El

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

he wishes edmonds had missed him

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

he got a shiner

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

opinions on everyone going to the same barber?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

lineups per leach

Cardinals
1. Schumaker 2B
2. Lugo DH
3. Pujols 1B
4. Holliday LF
5. Rasmus CF
6. Ludwick RF
7. Lopez SS
8. Freese 3B
9. Pagnozzi C
Garcia LHP

Twins
1. Span CF
2. Punto 3B
3. Young LF
4. Harris SS
5. Portes RF
6. Peterson 1B
7. Butera C
8. Casilla 2B
9. Dolenc DH
Slowey RHP

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

God damn

We have a good baseball team this year. I’m so excited.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo for no audio feed.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That's weird

It’s here: http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_03_29_minmlb_slnmlb_1

I just changed that script to fix the late Spring games again low A-ball teams and must’ve screwed something else up…

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 29, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN Graphic

Skip Age: 30 MLB Service: 30 Years.

by cloistermaximus on Mar 29, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

if he came out looking like that

I believe it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I call GRIT

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's hot.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

this needs to go green!

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

done

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The low-down on Slowey

Most important thing to know: he will not walk anyone.

In the last two years he has walked 39 people in 251 IP.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

slowey: worst name for a pitcher?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

grant balfour is pretty bad

it’s a full sentence of pitcher suck in two names!

by mikey_mac on Mar 29, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's a little silly

But at least it’s less ridiculous sounding than Fastey.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walker.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 29, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Trachsel

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Mar 30, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

wellemeyer?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

productive at-bat

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

so lemme get this straight

they get a shortstop named Brendan
we don’t have our shortstop named Brendan?
not cool.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Delmon has a nice robbery of Albert

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

one of the tweeters had a point....

ESPN treats baseball like it’s golf.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

the wind is trying to pick up the CF camera

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

this is very good quality video

i guess because its espn. but i can’t believe how far mlb.tv has come since when i first started ordering it.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB.tv is pretty awesome

The fact that I can watch baseball anywhere where I have a connection — and even on my phone! — gives me one of those “holy crap, technology these days is mind-blowing” moments.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's starting a new tour

I will be seeing him when he comes out here to SF…hell, he could charge $100 and I’d still go. He’s my favorite comedian right now.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i prefer galafianakis and cross

but still appreciate ck massively
i miss hedberg tons.

by adiueordie on Mar 29, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Galafianakis doesn't do much for me

I’m not big on awkward pause humor. He’s okay, but I don’t get the hype.

Cross is good, too. I also love Lewis Black, but only when he’s doing standup. His shows/appearances tend to suck.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is nothing

compared to regular season quality

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome.

last year I had extra innings, so i havent seen it in a few years.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i think the “hd” stream is pretty much 720p

better than dvd quality

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert!

every day he gets those foul balls without tumbling is a good day

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

name change coming along?

i heart him, too.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Recced.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm starting to regret my screen name

because, really, i heart the whole darn team. especially this year. i love the young guys.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

look at it this way

Boog can impersonate the entire team.
so you’re good to go.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha that's awesome

thanks yadi2

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice work, Julio

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

i have lugo at dh.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

though gameday now says lugo at ss, craig dh.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't his glare burning through the computer screen?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit epsn's "analyst" is spitting out pure nonsense...

I haven’t seen a shocker that big since my frat days.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 29, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

One of them was talking earlier

about how Span’s OBP is driven heavily by his AVG because he doesn’t walk much. I had hope for a little bit there, but they haven’t impressed me since.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

like todays "news" about ricky martin?

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Mar 30, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

"He Bangs"

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I heard he sucks...

thank you I’ll be here all week…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is a long shot of Colby

is his hair huge today?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

smooth line drive

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

He hit that triple double SINGLE!

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

fire burning at first base!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

smooth caught stealing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

fire smolders back towards the dugout.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good lil' poke there

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

TWJSWICE

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

WYSIWYG?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

foul! flagrant baiting of twss! yellow card.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

God

I am giddy about Razzle. Watching him hit this spring has been a treat.

AHHH SIX DAYS TIL BASEB—

Oh poop, Colby’s out.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

He oughta know he can't run on Joe Mau...ummmm the backup catcher

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

cody missed the bag

he should have been safe, he was there in time.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I snagged Ludwick late in my fantasy draft;

managed to get a pretty good 300 hitter last round in Skip, also

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got him late also

4th outfielder with 40 HR upside? Yes please.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yahoo! and cbs both have colby ranked higher

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

Luddy gets no respect. That, and Colby plays CF.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Mark my words...!)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

RFL!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not drafting Colby

Carlos Gonzalez is typically more underrated, so I’ve been aiming for him instead. FanGraphs fans have Gonzalez pegged for about 20-20. I find it hilarious that Choo is going so early because he’s a 20-20 guy, but Carlos Gonzalez is entirely overlooked.

Plus, I’m not sure Colby will really provide a lot of SB production.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

My uncle took him incredibly earlier.

I am currently very angry at him and have to figure out who to trade.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

a lot of cards fans?

i’ve fleeced so many cards fan in leagues because they can’t resist picking up anyone who wears the bob. i traded duncan/r martin for holliday/random catcher last year

and yadi was taken in the third round of one of my money leagues last year, followed by khalil in the fourth.

by adiueordie on Mar 29, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it's run by my cousin and we all live in St. Louis.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone already got Freese.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you think I could do Carlos Quentin for Colby straight up?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if I could convince my aunt to make him do that.

Hmmmm…

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got him as my 6th/UTIL

Skip was my 2nd to last selection/Razzles was my final.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

THUDWICK!!!!!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

THUDWICK

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Luddy!!!

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

DONGWICK!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Best one

wick.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

studwick!

i’m really excited for his season too

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm just excited.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoooo!!! Luddy dongwick

this lienup is starting to have the murderers row look to it. Not quite there yet, but Skip (Lopez) Pujols Holliday Rasmus Ludwick is pretty nasty

by mattyp on Mar 29, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

luddites

practicing their rejoicing ritual, again

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Mar 29, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

this thought just flashed through tony's mind: i will never let anyone steal a base this season ever.

i can hear it like he’s in the room with me.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe with Yadi around

He’s seen too many runners thrown out on the basepaths. He knows all too well what a CS can do to a team.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craig single!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

this Allen Craig guy got a base hit

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that's good right?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll open up this milk carton and get back to you.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love our rookies.

Our farm may suck but Garcia’s been underrated this offseason and Craig’s bat has never been properly appreciated.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

no one appreciates Craig's bat? no one?

I thought he was sad before.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

prior to spring training?

Only Sickels has ever been impressed by Craig. I just love the bat.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, for a farm that's supposedly bad (and I really believe it is bad)

we’re at least getting quite a lot out of it this year at least.

by TheBirds on Mar 29, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slowey chats with catcher

“I really resent that you’re not Joe Mauer.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

dramamine needed for centerfield camera.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese Frozen

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

ADAM WAINWRIGHT WITH MICROPHONE

thank goodness, real entertainment

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

And intelligence.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Wainwright interview!

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

he looks cuter than usual

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I thought that too.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

easy, ladies

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

stand down, vexed

you wanna get trampled?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

..........maybe?

Yeah, this might be acceptable

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I officially don't want to know.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gettin' trampled by girls who like baseball AND the Cardinals?

Happy death in my book.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like an internet niche - is gettingtrampledbygirlswholikethecardinals.com taken?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

But are you prepared to die right now?

I’d save it for later.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

...it is what it is. Why not be "prepared" for death at all times?

Y’never know.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

every day should be a good day to die

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 3:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

you had two extraneous words there at the end, gdm

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 4:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's small for a klingon

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm on my way to the best shape of my life though

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I might be in the best shape of my life

just in time for baseball season.

Yay me

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 30, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i need a new weight bench & a new way to trim my stomach

once i get those hopefully i’ll be able to then get into the best shape of me life

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

definitely part of it.

and he’s so polite and always has a little bit of a smile. what a cool dude.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

impish smile?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone's messin' with Adam off-camera

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I love it.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

"throwin' the pigskin around, hanging out"

or something, I got distracted.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

fun with small sample sizes: stl by SLG in spring training

1. cazana (natch) – 1.333 in 3 PA
2. parise(!) – 1.000 in 1 PA
3. colby – .738 in 55 PA
4. craig – .630 in 50 PA
5. pujols – .629 in 38 PA

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Span squares to show bunt

Total surprised people on planet: 0

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

memories of 2006!

it sounds a billion times more dramatic when Adam slow-plays it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought the Twins were getting rid of the road pinstripes...

I know they changed their home unis and added a better alternate. But those road pins need to go.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe it's just for Spring?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Punto knew...

Hard turn at 2, but not a chance he was testing Colby

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Jaime's missed a couple of balls hit down the middle

and then, Boog would’ve had it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

oh !)@*(#!) curve.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a strong throw to third by Luddy

oh well.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Oy

Luddy played that ball poorly.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

He did.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

the weather looks awful there.

isn’t that supposed to be Florida?

they should move everyone to Arizona.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

/ulterior motive

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Who is this announcer?

He seems like a total Twins shill.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Gardy's hilarious.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

bingo bango

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motherf....

I thought that Beiber kid was dead.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'in test!

i wanna watch more than 20 minutes of this game

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

it's Pagnozzi at bat

spare yourself.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

but

we’re almost up to present day picture quality

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you kiddin me

the centerfield camera is about to be picked up by a cyclone

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but just the picture quality

the camera work has a ways to go, i guess

when the camera is pointed at something, i can see it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

how has jaime looked?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been really impressed.

He looks sharp to me. He’s throwing like 75% strikes. Good curveball. Some “lucky” hits for the Twins but Garcia is as sharp as I’ve ever seen him.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i saw his last K

nasty, nasty, nasty

i saw the two runs and had to wonder, though

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know. There's been some pretty solid contact.

When Garcia has missed, he’s missed badly. That said, his pitches look good. GO JAIME!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's defintely made some mistakes...

a hanger or two, maybe. but yes, his strikes look really great. overall, he looks sharp.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He does. He's had some pretty curves.

It’s just nice to see a LH starter on our team.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but what's a cow

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit.

What’s a cow’s opinion?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

rec’d for friends ref…fit in so perfectly there

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

the correct answer is

a moo point.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

did they go to the store?

suposably.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

its unisex

maybe you need sex, i had sex last night.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

chitown, what did we tell you about mulling in the middle of the day

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That it's AWESOME!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

take a vicodin or something, george.

we don’t want to lose you. just keep your clothes on this time. we all remember what happened in spring ’05.

by adiueordie on Mar 29, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't though

I am just going to pour my pepsi over my head at my desk right now

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait!

shake it up and spray everyone around you while yelling, then pour it on your head

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll do some cartwheels too

maybe bounce off the wall

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

remember, its a usb port

NOT the entrance to the leprechaun realm. if i’ve told you once, i’ve told you once.

by adiueordie on Mar 29, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was more jacked for 2005.

I’m really looking forward to this summer, though.

by Mister Eff on Mar 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I’m even more into baseball now than I was back then

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Samesies

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

try as i might, i just can't get all geeked up for this season

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

last year we were #19. dave cameron's logic on these team rankings is questionable.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Dave knows that the rankings can be pretty close

He does a good job of acknowledging when rankings are interchangable and when there is a steep drop-off from one to another.

by purple_haze on Mar 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

rasmusgirl gets a shout-out in the "future talent" section.

link.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he also calls craig's defense at third "brutal"

i think that’s a bit harsh.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing.

I agree with him on Freese — not a fan — but I just don’t get the Craig hate. His arm is chincy but otherwise I think he’s fine at third and a much much better hitter.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the better phrase for it would be

his defense at third is a question mark. If AC could prove himself at third, he would be a premium prospect.

by purple_haze on Mar 29, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's the best cheap american lager around.

/relative statement-backhanded compliment-actually serious though.

you should try the porter.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Shiner count in that category?

They brew a smoked beer in the summer time that’s very good.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 29, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i drank tons of it

when i lived in tennessee. i don’t see it around these parts much. where’d you find it?

by adiueordie on Mar 29, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

alabama

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh.

i don’t think i’m heading to that neighborhood this week.

by adiueordie on Mar 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not my regular neck of the woods.

Visiting a friend for the week and was at the grocery store when it caught my eye. Several of the Cardinals media types rave about it on twitter (Marecek, Leach, Strauss)

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it not available in the STL?

It’s brewed in Pennsylvania, I would figure you guys would get it before us.

Also, Firefly (the makers of sweet tea-flavored vodka) are coming out with a sweet-tea flavored bourbon. Be still, my beating heart.

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I love the stuff

A bar here has $1 Yeunglings on Thursday nights. Take $10, you’re set

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've actually never had it

I’m intrigued

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

duuuuuuuude

its my #1 shot when i’m out these days. its fucking amazing.

by adiueordie on Mar 29, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Crown Royal

It costs so much I can’t affort to drink too much.

by chessed on Mar 29, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crown is easily my favorite bourbon

But seeing as how I’m on a graduate stipend, bottom shelf it is!

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll drink to that...

well until Monday at least…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 29, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crown is great,

but since i’m a whisky snob, to be nitpicky, it’s not a bourbon….it’s Canadian Whiskey.

Since I always mix Crown, I’ve found Canadian Mist is just as good, and WAYYYY easier on the wallet…especiallly for high volume tailgating consumption :)

Oh, and on a totally unrealted note, GREAT hire in BBall for your Auburn Tigers…he’s gonna do a great job I think.

by RollBirdsRoll on Mar 29, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the difference between bourbon and whiskey

Was where it was made. I thought it could only be called whiskey if it were made in KY or TN or something like that. I’ll take your word for it.

I’m ecstatic about the hire, I just hope he didn’t learn any of Calipari’s slimeball techniques. I’m excited to see how he does.

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually,

it can be made anywhere in the U.S. and still be bourbon. To be bourbon though, has to be made from corn, and aged for two years in a new (never before used) charred-oak barrel

by streamman on Mar 29, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am

and I know nothing of Bourbon

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 29, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, no...It can be made in any state as long as it

is at least 51% corn, is not over 80% alcohol by volume, must have no artificial coloring, and must be aged in new, charred oak barrels. There are a couple of other regulations that slip my mind.

by RollBirdsRoll on Mar 29, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slimeball techniques

Made it difficult to figure out which team I liked in the WVa vs KY game. I wanted them both to lose (especially since I lived in kY for half a year once)

by chessed on Mar 29, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Calipari thing would be my only reservation,

but he doesnt seem to be at all the slimball that (IMO) Calipari is.

Along with the new arena I’d look for good things from AU basketball.

by RollBirdsRoll on Mar 29, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Beam's

Red Stag I believe it’s called is pretty nice.

by streamman on Mar 29, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is

but american honey might be the greatest bourbon ever. but you can’t mix it with anything. that’s what crown is for.

by adiueordie on Mar 29, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't drink whisky

but if I did, it would be Balvenie 15-year old Scotch single barrel single malt.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 29, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeungling Black & Tan

The MooCow Official Poison of choice!
;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 29, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

also good.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

In grad school my cohort regularly enjoyed libations courtesy of the departmental faculty for 4 0’clock club. The catch was you drank what they bought and drank. If you even asked for a lite beer you were shunned the rest of the evening.

Yuenglings black and tan’s were a favorite at conferences that a faculty member helped to organize. They would have it shipped to the location of the conference. It was amazing.

I miss college :(

by streamman on Mar 29, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've looked for it before since I hear about it non infrequently

but I’ve never been able to find it in the Lou

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yuengling has a huge market

position here in the Balto/DC area … it’s everywhere. It’s also by far the cheapest beer you can get. The price is a bigger determinant of its popularity than it’s taste, in my opinion. You’re really not missing much.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Mar 29, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd settle for Schlafly in Indiana.

I had a friend bring up a sixer when she came back up here for school

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I delivered a few cases of O'Fallon's Wheach to a friend in Chicago last year

wasnt really to my liking though

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Mar 30, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

skippy on base

don’t everybody get over excited

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Lugo glared that hit past the pitcher's glove

guess he had to take it easy to first.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck Yeah

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

ALBERT PUJOLS

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

RIDICULOUS

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

On that note I am about to head to the mountains to do some work.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

moonshine?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which reminds me:

JD have you ever been to Black Rock Mountain State Park in Georgia? Is it any good?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never even heard of it

Where is it?

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

North Georgia.

Really close to the South Carolina border.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I’ve driven up 441 on the way to Knoxville several times, and it looks like the state park is just off the highway. Mountain City is beautiful.

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'm going there.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like...right now?

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I went right then. It’s only like an hour. The South Carolina mountains are also about an hour so it’s like the same.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

what did you go for?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

To do my homework.

I like to do my homework outside when it’s nice and I like to do it even more in the mountains.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

sounds peaceful

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think it's too close to Rock City.

I was really little when I went to Rock City so I don’t remember hardly anything about it.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rock City is in/outside Chattanooga

I’d guess that’s about two hours away, driving through the hills

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Outside the fence, roughly greater than 370 ft

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Massive shot to just left of centerfield

No idea how far, but it was clearly gone off the bat. I just yelled out in the middle of a law school quiet room. Sweet. Totally worth it!

by dccardsfan on Mar 29, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pags

where were you on that?

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

on the ground

flopping like a fish.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay!

please Yadi, a fast recovery!

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Matt Holliday,

Don’t think we don’t notice you not catching those balls.

We’re watching you, Lego Man.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

earlier he caught a ball, looked at it, then threw it in.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

butternuts maybe?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 29, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

butternut squash

owwwwww.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

duncan has a pleased

99.99

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Jaime finally snags one up the middle.

makes it look easy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

of course

he’s jaime f. garcia

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that anyone cares what i think

but jaime FUCKING garcia would be my nickname of choice for him lol

by FunkeeC on Mar 29, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's young

I think he should earn his eff.

unless we want to cheapen Chris Fucking Carpenter.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Ryan Fucking Ludwick.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 29, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

He’d been trying all game!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, it's been a good 1,5 innings guys

gonna go take a test over crap i don’t care about

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwick calls upon the power of the wind

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

zephyrwick?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

strandedwick.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOG TV

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

boog interview!!!!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

he's kinda serious.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

this is making me uncomfortable

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 29, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not himself today

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

must be hanging around colby to much

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 29, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he wanted to play

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure he did.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was weird.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert dives for a ball

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

his beard looks kind of weird.

please don’t flag me

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like him and Jaime went to the same barber

he had that problem in New York, one series, but it got shaved off quick.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

His 'stache is trash?

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

gah!

beat me to it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

skip 1 handed catch to turn a double play

nice

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 29, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Lugo makes up for his earlier defensive gaffe

and turns a DP. I’m also a big fan of Schu at 2nd – that turned out to be a good experiment.

by zoomzoomj88 on Mar 29, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

5 innings - 3 double plays. dave duncan is a happy man.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Doing some rough calculations here

That means there would have been 19 double plays so far if Boog was playing, right? Someone check my math.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

all those balls up the middle that Jaime couldn't get

yup.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to slide into the tag

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Surprisingly good analysis there by Showalter

Runner has to be sliding to the outside there, based on how the SS was set up at the bag.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I just don't like Showalter as an announcer

too much bias towards the teams he used to manage.

by zoomzoomj88 on Mar 29, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've obviously never heard Mr. Brenly

refer to when he was managing the World Series Champion 2001 Diamondbacks… That is only slightly more annoying than having to watch Cub games to get those insights… Why I’m such a glutton for punishment I don’t know…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 29, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was good as in correct

but it was pretty self-evident

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

because watching games on WGN is cheap entertainment

between the silly play on the field, the homers in the booth and the people in the stands not paying attention to the game

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Mar 30, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

talking about quantifying d, and not sounding like an idiot

useable stats and defensive metrics

i’d be surprised if hrobosky can even count

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 29, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaime

Garcia, J 10-1. Ground outs -fly outs
3 Ks no BBs.
Papa Duncan Likey.

by Evilfrog on Mar 29, 2010 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

45 strikes, 20 balls

he’s got pretty good command today

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

jaime - cardinal most likely to hit the over on his projections?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The real question is

Can he make adjustments to the league after they make adjustments to how he pitches. Many a pitcher does well the first time around the league.

by chessed on Mar 29, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very true

DL him for a mythical injury halfway through the season? Just for a little rest.

by chessed on Mar 29, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

We just better

make sure his catcher doesn’t slice a finger open before he’s scheduled to start Game 1 of the NLDS.

by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 29, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

flagged.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, no.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, lol

flags are invisible.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was just a warning

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Warned

because of an awkward metaphor looking back to the last time the Cardinals had a lefty with good command, decent movement and a huuuuge curve.

Got it.

by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 29, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a joke.

Whenever someone brings up something painful, people yell FLAGGED. Relax.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think everyone is just joking.

flagged is a funny thing to say when someone brings up bad cardinals memories or suggests in anyway that the team or the players aren’t the most awesome ever.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i was joking

sorry about that. thought you knew.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

only concern today is...

twins had 4 ML hitters in their lineup… those 4 got 6 hits off jaime.

by mikey_mac on Mar 29, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh huh

up

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

too lazy to look

sorry guys, it’s just my nature. always has been.

by zoomzoomj88 on Mar 29, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

so Game day is telling me...

Jaime has thrown 29 pitches through 6.1 all 29 are strikes.

I’m sold he can start over Rich Hill and KMac in my opinion.

by streamman on Mar 29, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

in spring training, GD doesn't actually track the pitches. one pitch per batter if the ball's in play.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I meant that sarcastically looking at the rest of the line i’m pretty happy with him.

by streamman on Mar 29, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say it would be between KMac & Garcia

but I think Garcia is proving himself well in this one.

by zoomzoomj88 on Mar 29, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still stumping for

Hill… We need a lefty in the rotation.

by streamman on Mar 29, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

a) jaime is the 5th starter and has been announced as such already.
b) jaime is left-handed.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's all good

I’m not on here all that regularly, and inflection doesn’t come across well at all in type

by streamman on Mar 29, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I failed to catch it too, but

shouldn’t have.
I doubt we’ll see Hill this year, unless it’s for a short appearance in the middle of the year.

by chessed on Mar 29, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

it doesn't help

that people that know me in the flesh and blood world frequently fail to recognize my sarcasm when they see it regularly.

by streamman on Mar 29, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have that problem also

Especially with my wife. Gets me in trouble all the time.

by chessed on Mar 29, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps

But I’ve been married for over 37 years and still can’t communicate. And then she gets pissed because I don’t say anything.
I think it’s a woman thing. If you’re capable of understanding them…I’d really worry about you!

by chessed on Mar 29, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

spants

where are you, I want you to read this whole thread out loud as Joey and Rachael for me.

In whatever tone you like of course.

by streamman on Mar 29, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't that the point?!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I’m fine with having the worst farm system in MLB as long as we continue to win the division. So, win the division, jerks!

by Mister Eff on Mar 29, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

hopefully after signing pujols we can pillage the farm every year

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe just maybe

they’ll even win one of them playoff games… That’d be real nice…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 29, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

kinda sad

but if we’re winning games, and more importantly the division and getting in the playoffs, i’ll be ok with that.

by zoomzoomj88 on Mar 29, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garcia graduates

but we have Shelby Miller to replace him. I’m thinking Lance Lynn will be useful too

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear David Freese,

don’t think we won’t notice if you keep trying to kill Albert Pujols.

we’re watching you.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

he throws a lot of sinkers to first

needs to change his grip and arm slot

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

incedentally

“slama” is a pretty bad name for a pitcher, too.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit. incidentally.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i missed albert's earlier homer celebration

he was pointing and grinning at one of the guys, like someone called it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

haha, that's hilarious

albert was so excited

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are you doing albert

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 29, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert too aggressive

meanwhile, Showalter watches the Cardinals and says the hit-and-run is obsolete.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

If it were anyone but Albert

we would be complaining quite a bit more.

by chessed on Mar 29, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That and it's practice.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

meanwhile

Showalter says the Twins take infield practice and not many teams do it anymore.

WHILE WATCHING THE CARDINALS.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

albert with some rare bad baserunning

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

not that rare.

Albert sees no red lights.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was gonna say...

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm multitasking

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think the twins have a scouting report

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmm...

Damnit Eff! Bring me a mojito!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

angel f. hernadez

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 29, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

for sure fair

i wonder, was it angel hernandez that called luddy’s game 2 hit a foul?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

did *anyone* see that ball?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

its like it never happened.

men in black style

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

we even asked people who were at the game

avocado.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick knows that one day, Angel Hernandez will get his.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt is on tv. correction... Matt and his big head are on tv.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

its really the worst head evar.

i would never take my hat off if i were him.

also, i hear what you’re saying matt, but you’re not selling it. you sound as unexcited as possible whilst insisting how excited you are to be here.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's been asked these questions, oh, several hundred times.

I don’t blame him for being a bit bored. Just like Waino and his “So, how difficult was the transition from relief to starting pitcher?”

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, espn tells matt they talked to waino

matt says “i bet that was boring”

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw, we have K-Mac

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

chase utley cries a single tear.
One of those fun Spring Training conversations is about players who could win the MVP, in case something happens to Albert Pujols and the Cardinals. Tulowitzki came up in every conversation. So did Matt Kemp and Andre Ethier. And Justin Upton. Hey, Adrian Gonzalez if the Padres were to win 85 games.

“And,” Torre added, “Pablo Sandoval is legit.”

link

also, stop talking about “something” happening to albert, jerk.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

what about

last year’s runner up?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a bastard.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's Chase Utley?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I think he’s the guy on the other side of the milk carton from that Craig fella.

by Mulliganstew on Mar 29, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he only named guys from his division

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

dear world -

andre ethier is a good player, but he was about 97th in terms of overall value among position players last year. he is not an mvp candidate.
thank you, tom s.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Jerk Store Called...

…they’re all outta him.

:=8/

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 29, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did someone say

Pablo Sandoval???

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Matt has the best line of the Cards interviews.

“We talked to Adam Wainwright—”
“I bet that was boring, right?”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

The ESPN guys seemed confused.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it makes Boog's mildness seem all the more weird.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

reply fail.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it is could be a team effort to intentionally throw of ESPN

How can Boog not be an entertaining interview unless it is intentional? He grows mustaches while spinning.

by streamman on Mar 29, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

the pretzel man sells out and sings the SC song

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Over and over and over again.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Hell of an effort by whoever is pitching for the Twins. That was Pinerio-like pouncing.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm guessing that's Rapoport

12 years old.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

If that.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

JD's brother?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 29, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is running?

did they just pull someone from the stands?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I've seen #90 pinch run before.

Of course we could have several number 90’s

by chessed on Mar 29, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, Rapoport is 90, Cazana is 94

do we know who 96 is? reported tall lefty

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

a good hitter

hamilton maybe.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

we were between Hamilton and Shorey, I think.

it’s a question from another post.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

hamilton is #83.

link

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jaime

the wonder child in his post pitching duties. Tony told him to “change jersey’s and get back out there kid, it’s spring and you haven’t made my team yet!”

by streamman on Mar 29, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pags has warning track power

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

come on Joey Bombs

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

you guys think he's going to make the team?

he’s not hitting very well. i see him as a better 3B than freese.

by zoomzoomj88 on Mar 29, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's going to make the team

I’m worried about his wrist not coming with him.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Defense in the outfield maybe?

Although it would make more sense to get him some time in AAA.

by chessed on Mar 29, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he hits right handed and can play CF

outside of maybe ludwick, who else can say that?

by TheBirds on Mar 29, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mather walks.

bases juiced for Albert Pujols.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

f'in zoomzoom.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit. lol

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't anybody say it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

did i?

if so… F’N zoomzoom

by zoomzoomj88 on Mar 29, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i found your scapegoat, zoomzoom

http://twitter.com/BJRains/status/11265861801

you’re safe… for now

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's the commentators?

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 29, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tweedledee and Buck Showalter.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swinging on 3 and 0?

This Pujols guy isn’t ready for the show.

by Mister Eff on Mar 29, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

enjoy the memphis best western, rook.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

hi Boog

OH MY GOB WHERE ARE YOUR SOCKS

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

i wonder why...?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's probably a pain to wear the socks properly,

so he doesn’t bother when doesn’t start. Or maybe it’s a superstition.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

or maybe he looks like a conformist today.

I’m disturbed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

it adds to the not-rightness.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you want to get your ire up, yadi2

read the cards preview on the reds site. you’ll even find a couple photos of boog, and the word douche. apparently the cards are an old team with a weak left-side of the infield.

(it’s a fanpost, as is the cubs preview, but that one is pretty awesome)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it using the RFT blog photo from insidestl?

I think I’ve seen that.

this, today, is kind of twilight zone.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

if that's the photo of he and colby clubbing

yes. they also use a photo of him in uniform that you would find awesome, but they think he resembles a clown (if they only knew).

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The mustache was stupid and I'm glad it's gone.

Yeah, I said it.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh, it BURNS.

No wait, that was just a tingle.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

stab yourself

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 29, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought they were poking fun at the socks

maybe it was just the whole package.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

They've got no room to mock the Cardinals' socks,

what with their old Ice Cream Man unis.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's funny

i’ve never been able to work up a lot of hate for the reds. but we’re up there with the cubs on their hate list, whereas the brew crew is benign

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't hate the Reds

In fact, I like them so much that I’m capable of adoring Joey Votto. Mancrush.

Plus, it’s just so hard to feel seriously threatened by a team run by Dusty.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i suspect it's a lot of that with them

meaning, the cards dominance of the division

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you know?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

All?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even so...

I have never seen a girl with anything close to a mustache and I’ve never heard of girl waxing them either.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are you 6?

Are you telling me that your lunch lady didn’t have an epic one?

Also, talk to Italian, Mexican, Greek, and Indian women about it.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't that counts as almost all.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I'm using the idea of a moustache ...

… much more liberally than you. Pretty much everyone will get at least that peach fuzz deal.

Also, that covers a lot of people. India has over 500,000,000 alone … /guess

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean yeah most people have hair there.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok then ...

… hilarious the stuff that gets talked about here.

I’ve had my first philosophical debate with ClemsonGirl … how droll.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

question is

do yaks have staches?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm at Wal Mart twice a week for work

I see female facial hair quite frequently.

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Mar 30, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you taking MED's?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're right

we were discussing the future – as in “could you?” my bad again.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because I know...

It was my Junior year of college and I made out with this drunk Persian girl. She had more of a mustache than I did. I feel so lied to. I am 27 now and still can’t grow facial hair.

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

In reality ...

… if Boog came up in the Juvenile Bears’ system and was starting, I’m pretty sure we would see him through lenses of a different hue. I go as far to say that I think we’d see through douche-colored glasses.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 29, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would feel sorry for him

Boog in the small bears’ system would be a LOT more depressed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

i got so excited right there.

thought it was a grand salami for sure

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

twss

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 29, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's the Living Legends ad

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

er, Living History

man, goosebumps.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love that commercial.

gives me chills every time.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luddy! on tv!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Memphis has rotated in

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

So close to selling it.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Raz misses his chance to sell it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Luddy says we're awesome.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

meanwhile, we got K's.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

who let rene magritte run gameday?
Pitcher Change: Kyle McClellan replaces Kyle McClellan, batting third.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't know

The Box score shows him batting third….but we have a DH.

by Evilfrog on Mar 29, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe because we moved allen craig from DH to 1b?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

then you lose the dh, right?

i remember that happened last year involving longoria, though that involved a mixup with the lineup card

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stankonia up to bat!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Stanky single.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit!

If he plays his way on this team, and then promptly plays his way right off it, I will… well, I don’t know but it can’t be anything good.

Take that, Winter!

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Mar 29, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

fill in the euphemism contest!

This is Blake Hawksworth

“I was on the elliptical,” he said. "I’m still able to run. I’m not, like, [incapacitated]. We just want to give it a couple of days. I pitched that day and got through it. It was fine. we just want to be careful to make sure it doesn’t become worse.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

He probably said "screwed."

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

something not PC

“a cripple”?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

a gimp???

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

bad news: Stav stings a base hit

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't want him to make the team at all

but at the rate he’s hitting the ball, it might be a little bit of an injustice if he doesn’t and I’d kind of feel bad for him.

by TheBirds on Mar 29, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mather is "officially" still a question mark

per that link above from Leach
but he’s the only reliable backup for Colby

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have Colby

tough it out a few weeks until you can trade Stav or he earns an option.

by Evilfrog on Mar 29, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

people keep saying trade Stav

what could we even get for what looks to be a career minor leaguer?

by TheBirds on Mar 29, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool Ranch Doritos?

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

what can we get?

Stav will actually be a better 5th outfielder on some teams than what they have now. We could hope to get a AA B level bullpen option i’d imange. We did traded Chris duncan for two free years of Lugo…

by Evilfrog on Mar 29, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

they were going to release Lugo anyways

and the cards were just using it as an excuse to get rid of him.

I thought this was obvious.

Every team has a Stavi in AAA, nobody needs to trade for one.

by TheBirds on Mar 29, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the royals would disagree

IF stavi makes the team and
IF stavi manages to hit for at least the first few weeks in the regular season

I believe we will be able to trade him to someone. Not for much. Could just be a PTBNL. Could be for another AAAA guy. Maybe a AAAA 3rd baseman. On a team that has a good Major League 3 bagger and the AAAA guy is blocking a prospect from moving up.

I don’t expect much.

by Evilfrog on Mar 29, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think the cards really see any future for stav in stl

but are doing their utmost to see if maybe there’s a fit elsewhere, for stav’s sake

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be okay riding his hot streak a la Barden last year

but not okay overplaying him a la Thurston last year

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

in basically the same number of PAs, stav has 18 hits and one walk. craig has 14 hits and four walks.

there’s not much to rely on in a small sample size in spring training, but even if you want to look at the spring training numbers, craig has hit at least as well as stavinoha – if you count those walks, there’s one on-base event separating them. craig has a higher slg in spring training to boot.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craig has definitely had the superior spring

Stavi hits a disproportionate amount of singles for a guy with his size, and the walks just aren’t there.

But if I were Nick, I would say “Why did you keep me around if I basically hit as well as I’m capable of and you still cut me?”

by TheBirds on Mar 29, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

the early line

was “nothing left to prove in the minors”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

because, nick, we have better players, and that's how the business works.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, craig has lost 5 hits to bad luck

4 balls blistered right at fielders, and a bloop that the of’er made a sliding catch (the type that seemingly always falls for stav)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solano up

nearly hbp

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't recall who mentioned thinking Stav lost weight...

but Stav looks as pudgy as ever.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I think.... that might be....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, that was Amaury Marti Cazana

I think that’s who called Albert’s shot.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that’s who called willed Albert’s shot over the fence using his telekinetic powers.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I prefer to think he told Albert exactly where and when the pitch was coming in.

come on, Albert doesn’t use performance-enhancing telekinesis.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

PETs?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

it looked like gibby to me

or brock

or one of the old cardinal greats

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

the profile didn't look right

I dunno, if FESPN had stayed with it longer, we’d know

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was definitely

and black man well over 40

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

aha

I didn’t catch any age distinction
I was just watching the nose

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missed it; watching the tail end of the Martinsville race

What happened?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

out at first

his aura of mystery increases when no one mentions who he is

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was one crazy end to the race...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

No joke...I love how DW said "I like Hamlin 'cept he's on the outside..."

…and sure enough…haha

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was dumbfounded

on the call to get tires… I guess it worked out for the best though.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

photo proof

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/photos/cards-twins-official-game-thread/689104

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Apr 1, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

time for franklins.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog nearly got him!

still no socks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

They're just under his pants.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

lies

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

is la rue at 1st?

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 29, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

he is!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 29, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit, Larry McReynolds: Misquoted Jack Buck.

“Whatta end, I been waitin’ for a long time to quote a famous baseball announcer…‘I can’t believe what i just saw.’”

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF! Franklin sucks?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm SHOCKED.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pags talking to Franklin. mmhmm.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

It's like

when a puppy poops on the floor. You can’t get upset at the puppy. That’s what he does. It’s your fault for putting the puppy in that position.

by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 29, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I don’t think this is a playoff team with Franklin as closer, but realistically, what options do they have that wouldn’t suck as much.

We’re stuck with this defecating puppy.

by olddomination on Mar 29, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

LaRue has excellent extension there at first.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

He just pulled 17 muscles.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

someone told him to pretend he was up a tree with a bow

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lopex

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

heh
MatthewHLeach Annnnnd cue the panic because of two hits in a game that doesn’t count. 6 minutes ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

matt leach is really our best cards writer.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes I wonder if Joe Strauss even likes the Cardinals

as much shit as he talks about them.

I like leach as well.

by TheBirds on Mar 29, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

does he even like himself? doubtful.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he does, Tom.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

self-righteous bastards actually hate themselves the most

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

those are probably the sociopaths.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except when

Joe Strauss is trying to hide injury reports from Joe Strauss.

by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 29, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Credit where due

I liked the profile on McGwire the hitter’s coach he wrote.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 29, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joey Bombs up

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

a hit!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Up comes Descalso.

Walk off, much?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

vexed gets a point!

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I win today's thread, yes?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I the anti-zoomzoom?

jk

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't tempt the GOB

you’re on the bench
anything could happen

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I'm stuck in class all day...

when I could be watching baseball…

Bird is the word.

by The_teague on Mar 29, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

It could be worse

You could have too much time, and waste much of it watching baseball.
Not that there aren’t worse things to do, but…

by chessed on Mar 29, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the bright side, you only had one minute of baseball left to watch.

so it’s not like you missed anything.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

ive had to miss the entire game...

havent had my laptop out until this class started…

Bird is the word.

by The_teague on Mar 29, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog on deck

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk-off for Descalso. SWEET.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

DD!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

HElLYA

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

everybody hit the little guy!

walkoff!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Whooooooo!!!!

Winner. Didn’t see that one coming. That was ripped.

by mattyp on Mar 29, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

spencer steedly = porn name?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

better baseball name than Allen Craig

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could get behind that

/his first porn line

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

tony really got into smacking dd's helmet

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I liked that it was mostly Memphis pounding his helmet

I noted that from the pictures. PCL Champs don’t do as much uppercut punching as the big leaguers.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah. schu threw a couple.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

schu wishes someone else had hit that walk-off.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i suppose

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

when did the big club start punching in groups?

punching one on one was McGwire.

I wanna say the walkoff boxing celebration was circa 2005, but I’m not sure.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

or wait, no, the gathering at the plate was around then

boxing came after

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coined by Y2S

‘Walkoff Boxing Celebration’

This is how I shall refer to the body blows issued at the end of Cardinals walk off victories…

Bird is the word.

by The_teague on Mar 29, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

if someone gets hurt

yadi’s leading the boxer rebellion

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

y2s, i mean

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, not coined by me

“boxing instructor” was not mine. I’ve got TBender in September, but there was probably a thread preceding that.

we were worried the violent walkoffs would kill someone.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

leave the revisionist history to me

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still hold that 'Walkoff Boxing Celebration'....

sounds like an official name…

M’Yesssss

Bird is the word.

by The_teague on Mar 30, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

it'll be outdated

when Walkoff UFC Celebrations kick in.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

heres a...

rec for cleverness of MMA evolution joke

Bird is the word.

by The_teague on Mar 30, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

K-Mac

looks to have taken well to bullpen duties.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 29, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahaha, I'll do what i can

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

fantastic :)

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is....something....

Vexed you have talent….Might be wasted here, but the ladies say OTHERWISE.

Bird is the word.

by The_teague on Mar 29, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, hat colors are a little off because of hue/saturation changes

…had to get skin tones to match up

But thank you!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Bullpen horses'

Like the models they are, showing off different Cards hats…

Bird is the word.

by The_teague on Mar 29, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

and rec'd

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll rec it

because I fear Motte.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like how the guy in the original has a giraffe like neck.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

compared to motte's neck anyways.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

IDK

KMAC looks pretty believable.

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 29, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I think that one is the best

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

a must rec

I think I like Motte the best. So ridiculous.

by TheBirds on Mar 29, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

he looked good

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

fun with small sample sizes, vol. 2.

don’t look now, but ruben gotay has 7 walks (three-way-tied for second for total walks on the team) in 27 PA’s, for a 26% walk rate.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

if only he were catcher

he would have led AAA in BB as C

but what about his D?!?!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

It's like a pun...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll rec it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i needed the pity rec

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I continue to have Gotay faith

Between Lopez and Gotay, I feel pretty good about our 2B/3B depth.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmm Yu Darvish

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/03/odds-ends-darvish-washburn-damon.html

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Interesting

Previously, he’d been pretty adamant about wanting to stay in Japan, yeah? I recall him saying he aspired to be the best pitching in the history of the NPL…am I remembering that right?

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not that hard really being the best, right?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

numbers-wise, i would think it'd be hard

they have their own babe ruth, so i imagine they have a cy young equivalent

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but a player like thurston could hit 50HRs in japan.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe if you consider colby "a player like thurston"

i forget how many oh ended with, but it’s nothing to sneeze at.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

in japan

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps in the dutch league

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think maybe the Andorran league is for Thurston's skillset.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 29, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, the problem with japan is

you can’t walk yourself off an island.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or possibly

The Dagobah League

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tattoine doesn't have that big of a talent pool

He could get PT there.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 29, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

curacao little league

they’d win in williamsport.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

Thurston would be a serious offensive liability. He’d be a defensive sub at best.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 29, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

his infield popups

those would be bloop hits in williamsport, so he’d be an on-base machine (of course, he’d get picked off by the catchers though)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He probably could start in the Alderaan League

if it was still a planet.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 29, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sense a great disturbance of the dorks

As if millions of prospect geeks suddenly cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

silenced by their own hyperventilation?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

they sucked all the sound within?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

y'all might be interested in FSM

Good block of Cards programming tonight. 9PM Cardinals Classics (Hollidays walkoff against the Cubs is remembered) 29 minutes ago via web

930-Season Preview with a great look behind the scenes of spring training, the best of Brendan Ryan’s home movies, Tony LaRussa and more 28 minutes ago via web

10pm Cardinal Classics-Albert Pujols dramatic grand slam against the Reds on 4th of July weekend to give the Cards a big win. Join us! 28 minutes ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

just read the twinkie town recap

i missed gardenhire pinch-hitting – i assume that’s his son?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

He does have a ballplaying son

I saw him several times at Illinois… then the field turf came and I left…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

he doubled today

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

where are you dan?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

where is anybody?

i’m stuck in some random office building all alone and i’m BORED.

someone write a limerick or something…

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

here's some pictures

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gcny1956/tags/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll give that a V

for valiant.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 4:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

danka

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I recced this for effort.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

danka

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i rec'd this because its kind of about me

and its totally random. and i think its awesome.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 30, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

danka

it was supposed to be all about you, but i ran out of IHD rhyme’s too quickly, hence the total randomness

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

goold!

dgoold named his fantasy team "dgoold". The guy can’t get enough of his cyber-persona. RT this, @dgoold. Do it. I dare ya. about 1 hours ago via TweetDeck

@mattsebek That’s what I was told to do. Otherwise, I would have named it the “30” or “The Goolds” or “Award Winners” or “DG!!!!!!!!” about 1 hours ago via web in reply to mattsebek

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

paging the moocow

did you ever activate your account for the Sell Out League? Yours is the only one I don’t see as active.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 29, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

He's grazing right now.

You’ll hear from him, presumably, when the cows come home.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talk about low-hanging fruit

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I beat you to it, eh?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just surprised that joke isn't made more often

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's been a while already

I don’t know how much longer I cud stomachs waiting….

by DanUpBaby on Mar 29, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Random St. Louis question

How do you pronounce “Oleatha”? As in the street name? We’re looking at houses. I can’t decide if it’s two syllables or three but I like it better as three.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

You could say it four.

Oh-lee-ath-a

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just forget the a?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oops

I meant three or four, not two or three. I have been assuming four.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what I really thought it was.

Damn brain not working right when I posted.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of pronouncing street names

What’s up with the ridiculous way St. Louisans pronounce Chouteau Ave? Pisses me off to no end.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean you don't like Show Toe?

What are your feelings on Duh-ball-of-’er?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

DeBaliviere is at least closer

I’ve regularly heard it called “Chow-Toe,” with a hard “ch” like in “change.”

For a city that fancies itself to have some roots in French culture (big Mardi Gras, etc.), that’s such a pronunciation fail.

by mojowo11 on Mar 29, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should hear pronunciations in new orleans

with way more french roots here. lafayette and napolean are fine, but all the rest: lyon street is lion street, for example.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically correct.

I think a French person may have a little bit more open vowels.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then there's Creve Couer

pronounced ‘Kreeve’, instead of ‘Krev’.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 29, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Couer is pronounced core instead of Coooer.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i always said the latter

like coors field

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I hear it Core here.

And I say Cores.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You say the S?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

you don't?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was just playing.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

eh?

I was just teasing about everyone’s pronunciation debate.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes..

In Coors Light.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

was there another s?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

I didn’t know people didn’t pronounce the s in that word.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, that would be heart in french, right

like the sacre couer, to montmartre what the tour de eiffel is to paris

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

D'Eiffel.

Geez. You can’t have to vowel sounds in a row!

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

excuse moi

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

from my recollection

no – at least not as in french. don’t you say gra-voy?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh that's true.

It would be Grahvwaw.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I was wrong.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Like cardball said below. Unless that’s what you meant.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say GrAh voy

but I know people who say it is Grah voyS and swear they’re correct. This is also how I pronounced it the first month I lived here.

by Mister Eff on Mar 29, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are definitely not correct.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, like you said above cgirl

the ending would sound like the goalie, patrick roy

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya

its mostly hickish people i hear it from tho

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by BVHeck on Mar 30, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would say

grah-vwah

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by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

You would French correct and St. Louis wrong.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Same with the Missouri version with Versailles?

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Yes.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

My brother and his fiance are buying a house in St. Charles.

Monticello something. Anyway, the realtor and the neighbors pronounce it “montisello.” The street names in the neighborhood are clearly rooted in American history, and there are even windows on these houses that echo the style of Thomas Jefferson’s Monticello. Montisello my ass. My future SIL said I’m going to drive her nuts if I say the name properly. I was like, “I hope you guys don’t live here long, then.”

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said I still pronounce Versailles correctly.

And I would pronounce monticello correctly too. That’s ridiculous.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

No.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

So where do you draw the line here?

Just pick and choose what’s ridiculous and what isn’t?

/devil’s advocate

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

See below.

Saint and Louis are words in English. Versailles is a French word and should be pronounced like one.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhhh shit

The gauntlet has been thrown

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by mysterui on Mar 30, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not successfully.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Saint Louis is the English translation,

not a mispronunciation.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know that it has a direct translation.

Wiki.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

what does paris mean?

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by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe it means "Whale's Vagina"

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by mysterui on Mar 30, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice one ...

it actually means City of Light … boom.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is named after the Gallic tribe that founded it the Parisii.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is also a plant.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was separating the two so people wouldn't get confused.

Now I’m thinking of just switching the phrases.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

so it doesn't mean anything?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

It may have meant something to the Gallic people.

But I don’t know if people know.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's stupid.

I mean, COME ON! And while we in St. Louis butcher the pronunciations of French words, the people of St. Charles are butchering a word that every child learns in history class.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are we supposed to expect

Cajuns to pronounce anything close to any real language?

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

creoles are likely worse

but i’m not finished investigating that yet

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by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I fear for your language abilities

if you get too far in… kinda like Nic Cage in 8mm… there are going to be some things you can’t unhear.

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

but creole women must be investigated

the cajuns i stay away from.

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by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll defer to your expert opinion on that...

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

if ever in rome

do as i say. although i know we must all make our own mistakes, i’m assuming your time here would be limited, so just trying to help, sort of like giving you the heads up on a good bar.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

What is the difference

between Creole and Cajun? I feel like I should know this but don’t.

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

basically the diff between brazilian and hillbilly, respectively

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by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

One group

waxes the nether regions and the other has no teeth… sounds like should work on making a hybrid…

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldn't say that's exactly correct on either

for creoles, i’d say think of lisa bonet in that new orleans movie she did – forget the name. anyway, cajuns definitely not into the voodoo. for cajuns i think it means whites in the bayou (hillbillies), whereas creoles would be more exotic, with some tint.

fwiw, i had a brazilian girlfriend in rio, and i will say that they grow up with an interesting concept of birth control.

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by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does it rhyme with

cornholing? But I now get what you were going for…

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

great

i was turning red.

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by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cajun

culture is based on French immigrants who migrated to Louisiana when they were kicked out of Canada. They were called Arcadians, and the linguistic was such it was eventually bastardised to ‘Cajun’.

Creole is a culture based more on former slaves. Lots of West African influence and customs in what is now considered Creole culture. Of course, the two have become completely intermingled by now, but if you really want to know the difference, there it is.

Cajun= white French people exiled from Canada

Creole= Former slaves from W. Africa and various Caribbean islands

Hope that helps.

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by the red baron on Mar 30, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

exactly what i said

hillbillies and brazilians

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Acadian I believe

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by TomCat009 on Mar 30, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct.

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by Mister Eff on Mar 30, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or how Springfieldians pronounce Kearney?

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by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel left out :(

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by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

you'll always have that pronunciation of phoenix to lord over everyone

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by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe it's

O lee ath a

as well

While Spinning.

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by streamman on Mar 29, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You son of a bitch!

That’s four streets over from me! What ’hood?

I say it “Oh Lee Tha”

by Mister Eff on Mar 29, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've always heard it pronounced

O-lay-tha, but spelled Olathe, as in Olathe, Colorado. I guess that extra ‘e’ in the middle might change things.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 29, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

My husband says o-lay-tha, too.

I like the 4-syllable version, but I suspect it’s wrong.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've never said it before but if I were to just read it I would say Olaytha.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

the Kansas one is like that too, I think.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i've heard of the kansas one

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tower grove I guess?

Or just a bit south of it. I currently live in an apartment in the central west end but we are looking at houses.

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by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's that one street name that's impossible to know how to pronounce

it’s in st louis. that’s all i can tell you. surely someone knows what i’m talking about. there’s an exit for it off a major highway, but probably not i70

surely someone knows what i mean

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spoede?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, it's harder than that

i remember there was a facebook thing once. “10 ways to know you’re from st louis.”

the what high school are you from thing was one and another was knowing how to pronounce this street name

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's longer, i think

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dougherty Ferry?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, one word for sure

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you know how to pronounce Spoede?

And I don’t what you’re talking about.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would guess like "speedy"

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by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

spade?

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always said Spo - dee

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by RiverRat on Mar 29, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong!

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it felt so right to me.....

I shall continue to do so.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 29, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're a sick, sick dude.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 29, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is kind of like baseball questions during the World Wars

rooting out spies.

“Where’s the nearest exit to I-64?”
“You’re not from around here, are you?”

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually knew, I was corrected when I lived thereby some friends.

And then proceeded to hack it worse every time we saw it, just to piss them off.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 29, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I personally like Spode Road.

I think it is much more exciting than Spoede.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong!

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've always heard it like this

spay-dee

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by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ding ding ding!

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was the closest of the wrongs

like i said, the street i’m thinking of, i would have no idea where to start trying to pronounce it

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

What letter does it start with?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want to say s

but i just went to the st louis library and read all the s street names and nothing grabbed me

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vandeventer?

That’s the only kind of odd one I can think of that hasn’t already been mentioned.

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by The Continental on Mar 29, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn it

maybe it is spoede

but i’m trying to think of when and why i was ever on 64

i know i’ve been on 70, 270, 44 and 55, but 64? i don’t know

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha He called it 64.

hehe

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a county road in JeffCo, right?

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by The Continental on Mar 29, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't why he would have been on there either.

And Spoede certainly doesn’t intersect that road.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

not enough letters.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is it

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Highway 40.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, still

looking at google maps, i see no need for me to have ever been on that highway. much less multiple times

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

pj, are you experiencing blackouts?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

mlb got me again!

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think the library website only has the city of st. louis

not all of st. louis county

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well there is St. Louis Avenue. ;)

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s 64/40, but everyone here calls it 40. I usually have to think twice when someone uses 64.

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by The Continental on Mar 29, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

My uncle was visiting here and they got lost.

He was talking to my dad on the phone and was like, “I’m on I-64. Where should I go?” My dad was like, “You’re where? You’re not even in St. Louis!”

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still better than Chicago

were we have numbers… but decided to rename all of them and then cease to use the numbers for anything other than road signs… So you naturally give directions by saying take the Ike to the Kennedy then… instead of 290 to 90… it can get very bad for out of towners…

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was in Salt Lake over the weekend.....

200 S on the street signs, but apparently that was Broadway….wtf?

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by RiverRat on Mar 30, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey, how was that butler game?

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by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good...nothing like the Xavier K State game though....

-Delta-Energy Solutions Arena is a great place to watch a BasketBall game…not a bad seat in the house…which is fortunate, considering it’s a basketball only Complex.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 30, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

excellent

i’m still rooting for bulldogs.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely....they had a lot of fans there...

K State traveled really well…purple everywhere you went downtown.

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by RiverRat on Mar 30, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was there a name to go along with it?

Because if not that’s the best trick ever.

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

No...I asked the bartender where Broadway was from there...down a block, the sign says

200 S. Address in the phonebook was 125 W. Broadway.From looking at the map…it was 300 S., but it looks like different sides of the street are named differently.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 30, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh those crazy Mormons and their street naming conventions

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

The corner of Temple and State is the 000 block

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by TomCat009 on Mar 30, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey I never got your address and phone number

/jk

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

My address is on the corner of Heartattack and Vine

and my numbers are all bad luck

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by TomCat009 on Mar 30, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

in Colorado, right?

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I actually live out in the sticks

so come on over I’ll show you my pigs

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by TomCat009 on Mar 30, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh wow, can I feed it some bacon?

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure but bring a lot

a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute

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by TomCat009 on Mar 30, 2010 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

experience

disposing of the bodies?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

of course not what an awful thing to say

what have you heard?

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by TomCat009 on Mar 30, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing. nothing at all.

I didn’t see anything, either.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ps f you guys

come to austin and try to pronounce manchaca. or san jacinto or manor or guadalupe

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

are they pronounced differently than one would expect?

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by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

man-chack
san juh-cent-uh
god-a-loop
may-ner

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manor isn't hard at all.

that’s exactly how I would have said it. Guadalupe too. Although I may have added an ay on the end with a lot of flair.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

but manor

is an english word. that’s what makes it so bad!

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh like Manor the house.

I only say that when I’m talking about actual Manors.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manor = may-ner

/knows a guy from Manor, TX

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by The Continental on Mar 29, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they not pronounced like they would be in Spanish?

Because St. Louis is funny because St. Louisans have mangled proper pronunciation for so long it has become correct only in St. Louis.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i still pronounce them like they’re supposed to be, but everyone makes fun of me

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still say Versailles, MO, like it should be and people laugh at me.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i say it like locals say it

i’m surprised that auxvasse gets it right

if you guys know where that is

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd like to see someone

who doesn’t know about this town pronounce it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Auxvasse.

If they butcher I won’t get it right. I only get Notre dame right half the time since I automatically revert into French.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

they don't butcher it to my knowledge

but i don’t know what language it is or anything. i just grew up like 20 minutes away. otherwise i’d say like “ok-vass-ee” or something

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I would say Oh-Voss.

Voss rhymes with Ross.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's

ah-vawz

or

uh-vawz

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

That’s what I said. And mean that’s what I said. I’m not good with pronunciation explanations.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

should be

oh-vase, if you pronounce vase like some do in english. i think it’s a bastardized word, part french, part german, like something heard in parts of switzerland.

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by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the Aux can be Oh.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like this:

http://www.askoxford.com/languages/fr/toi_french/pronunciation/

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

how do they say it there

ver-sales?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Losers. Versailles is so much prettier.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

difference i guess being

that those st louis names are actually difficult to pronounce and the austin names are just horribly bastardized

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That's what I just said about St. Louis names.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

i’m bad at french, so i wouldn’t know the difference

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spoede's German.

And I think if my mom is correct Spoede is actually correct.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do you pronounce guadalupe

or san jacinto?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's Sherve.

That’s an exit off of I-70.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

turns out

that the creepy crawl is pretty close to 40 and i’ve been there for a show, so spoede is looking more likely

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, nah

looks like it would’ve made way more sense to take 70 to get there

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that sounds like it's spelled.

I also thought of Litzsinger.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I'm calling a tie

At least RiverRat and I knew it was two syllables

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by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

do we give him a beer?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't deserve one

I’ve lived here all my life, so I just know how people say the names

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 29, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You ruined the fun game!

We were taunting the un-Natives!

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

you've changed CG

keep it up

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy cow, I can't punctuate anymore.

that really is missing a comma.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is how I am in real life.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay

so what do we do to the others?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one I'm in lists Spoede, Choutau, and Gravois.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that second one looks like an indian name

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by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this one from that group:

22. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect, or has been on for the last 17 miles.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

St. Louis is in Florida?

There are some “facts” from those groups that are universal. Like “If you stay on the same street but it changes names 5 times.” That’s not special to your town. That happens everywhere.

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by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

But it’s still fun to pretend it is.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

St. Louis has an inferiority complex.

People bash me when I say that, but it’s true.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is true.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

What both of you said.

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah. things that i can relate to not being from st louis

u r so saint louis if any one in ur family refers to a casino as “the boat” (never would’ve guessed this to be st louis exclusive)

You know you’re from St. Louis when you measure the distance to get somewhere in time not by how many miles (really?)

You Know you are from St. Louis when you know this phrase “Cheap Cheap. Fun Fun” (more like missouri)

You know your from STL when you find yourself spitting on anyone whose wearing a cubs bball cap -Erich (or missouri or southern illionois or tennesse or etc)

You know you’re in STL when the weather is 80 one day and 40 the next. (everyone thinks they are unique in this. hey guys, weather changes rapidly)

you know you’re from St Louis when all that you and your friends can think about is leaving. And you all go away to school. And two years later, everyone is back in town and never wants to leave (everywhere)

You know what “Party Cove” is, and where the “lake” is. (more like missouri)

You know what a Pork Steak is (really?)

You’ve said, "It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity. (probably anywhere that it’s humid)

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by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

People not from St. Louis know what pork steak is?

Not in my experience.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mine either.

And pork steak is GROSS.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it is.

I try not to tell people it exists. I’m embarrassed by it.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pork steak is hilarious ...

My dad loves em. I don’t think he really even likes the taste … I think he just likes the taste of the savings he gets from buying 10 lbs of pork steaks for 5 bucks.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

My parents buy them all the time...

when you are raised on them you develop a taste for them.

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can handle them

Not great by any means but palatable. We ate them all the time as kids.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

My parents tried to make me eat them as a child I had none of it.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I ate it when I was a kid.

But as I got older I realized that it was just really tough meat with lots of fat, often drenched in BBQ sauce. Blech.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

My option was that or whatever else I could scrounge up

I went with what was already cooked…

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would rather not eat.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not from st louis

and i know what pork steak is. or at least i’ve eaten something my father called pork steak on multiple occasions

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by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is new to me.

Maybe in the southeast they are different. But that’s not true we had a group from Texas come to St. Louis and they didn’t know what a pork steak was.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

they know in new orleans

and chicago

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by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

no one out here knows what pork steaks are

they look at me weird when i request it at the butcher counter in the grocery stores

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by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 4:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it must be that it has

1) spread to people from outside of St. Louis who know people from St. Louis.
2) they are are talking about a different kind of meat and don’t know it.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm from SE Mizzou, and they are huge down there

they have the pork roasts up here & that’s how i can get them, i just have the guy cut that into steaks. otherwise you never see them. just a few kinds of pork chops

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by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

SE Missouri is close to St. Louis.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

2.5 - 3 hours south of the city limits

so yeah, close enough

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by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

definitely big in chicago

as would be expected with any pork product

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by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it's not from Chicago.

I think it may have spread but I have never met anyone with no St. Louis/Missouri connections who knows what a pork steak is.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, there's a few million of them in chicago

it may have been introduced by folks with st louis connections, but it’s firmly entrenched in the culture now.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 31, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said above,

there’s been pork steaks at every grocery store / butcher here for all of my life.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 31, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...here's what wiki says

about pork steaks.

Not much, actually.

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by andi_k on Apr 1, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's says what we all already know

they are a staple of STL BBQ

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by gdm426 on Apr 1, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I fucking love pork steaks

just had some great ones last weekend

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by mattyfrommo on Apr 2, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ditto bro

i haven’t had some since last summer, might have to fix that soon

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by gdm426 on Apr 3, 2010 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are from Missouri though, right?

It might be a Missouri thing.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

but not particularly close to st louis

about 2.5 hours away

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by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

But still Missouri.

Therefore still maybe a Missouri thing.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think this may be true.

It may a different in other places.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

i always assumed

that pork steak and pork chops were the same. but i never really liked either, so who knows

it’s probably been 15 years since i’ve had a pork steak

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh well that may be the difference then.

Pork chops =/= not pork steaks.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can handle a pork chop.

Pork steaks however? No thank you.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shoot, a really good center-cut

bone-in pork chop can be a very expensive cut at some places. I’ve been to Italian restaurants that know what they’re doing.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow....

I really need to pull my head out of the gutter… I just read you talking about what pork products you can and can’t handle… I of course snickered like a 13 year old boy… go me.

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I should have realized...

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

i should clarify

i’ve had pork steaks and pork chops both served in my home. but as a kid, i hated them both and didn’t really know the difference

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by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pork chops not equal to not pork steaks?

So….they are pork steaks?

I’ve never heard of pork steak, but that picture above looks like what I grew up eating that we called porkchops

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by jd is legend on Mar 30, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

It was late. pork chops don’t equal pork steaks.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

right, pork steaks come from the bean town cut

pork roasts. chops are totally different

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by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have lived in a lot of places, including stl

i say the 80/40 thing is actually pretty unique. i remember missing school because of a snow day and by 1:00 that day all the snow melted and it was 60 degrees outside. you don’t really see that kind of weather change anywhere else.

but i will agree with everything else for the most part. although i think it should say “pork butt” not “pork streak.” the butt is the thing people have never heard of.

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by IHeartBoog on Mar 30, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I have never met someone from outside of St. Louis who has never been there who has any idea what a pork steak is.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

there was an 80 to 40 swing

in austin a couple of weeks ago

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by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

The weather does that here.

Often at this time of year.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not here in LA

70/80 and sunny allllll year long

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by mysterui on Mar 30, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boooooring.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

die

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by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 4:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you don't live in the valley

in fact I’d hazard a guess you live in one of the beach cities with weather patterns like that..

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pork Butt is not STL exclusive....

it’s actually a Boston Butt. The steak is sliced butt.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 30, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

wikipedia

confirms that pork steaks are st louis style. but says that they are cut from the shoulder blade area

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by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

The shoulder blade area

is known as the butt.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 30, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who knew?

Back Fat was on the swine’s back. We’ll I’ll dipped.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

[cue Hebrew National ad]

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Psst. The best meat's in the rump!"

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 30, 2010 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

National supermarket always advertised them

as “whole port butt sliced into steaks”

port butt = shoulder.

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by The Continental on Mar 30, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, same spelling mistake twice in one post

nicely done.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 30, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

So hogs poop from their backs?

I’m really confused now. I knew I should have joined FFA in high school…

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

ham = piggie hindquarters

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

In that case

I can’t get me enough pig ass… that’s right I said it.

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think measuring distance in time is a midwestern thing

being from central IL, I’ve always done it

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by First mammal to wear pants on Mar 30, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

i figured everyone did it

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by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just displayed this earlier in this post.

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/3/29/1394456/fifth-starters#33456760

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

the driving thing is a southern thing too

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by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 4:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's Chicago to a T...

My friend always jokes that if you turn on your signal all that tells the people behind you is that there’s a whole they need to fill up before you beat them to it… it’s a great city to drive in…

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I recall correctly

that’s ‘Spay dee’, yes? Near my old temple.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 29, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't help you

But bmorgan and cardball (I think those are our two New Orleans folks) know about Tchoupitoulas Street and its pronunciation

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by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it's a couple blocks over

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by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

My little brother lives close to the corner of Louisville and Harrison down there

Not sure if that’s close at all

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by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't you say he goes to school here?

i don’t know those names – is he around the lake?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he goes to UNO

Pretty close to the lake, a few blocks from Canal

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by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was thinking uno

i’m pretty close to tulane and audabon park.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah

Beautiful part of town

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by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm kind of nestled within the beauty between the garden district

and the above mentioned – it’s an area undergoing gentrification.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm uptown as well

and reading this thread, i was just about to bring up Tchoupitoulas. The first time I saw that one I didn’t even attempt to pronounce it. Although it’s really not difficult once you know

by bmorgan on Mar 29, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was surprised to learn it was named after Indians

I thought for sure it was Russian the first time I saw it (like Tchaikovsky…I guess it was just the “Tch” at the beginning)

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by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not hard

every once in a while i still say it with my initial impression, which was really just a matter of accentuating the second rather than the first syllable.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I wasn’t thrown off by where to put the accent, I was thrown off by not pronouncing the first “ou” like “oooo”

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by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that was my problem, too

i just asked someone how to say it rather than sound like an idiot, though

by bmorgan on Mar 29, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

my assumption has always been it is part greek/part indian

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

gratiot

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn you

why did you have to bring up street names?

this is something i’ve always wondered and never remembered to ask a st louisan

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

just found out i'm going to see the cardinals play in kansas city in june

super excited! i’ve never been to kaufman stadium. looking forward to a new experience. i assume there will be a ton of cards fans there?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a great stadium.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 29, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

For me to poop on!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

There will be mostly Cards fans most likely.

Also the K is a really nice stadium especially after they renovated it.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the K is nice ...

… its very plasticky looking and commercial to me but there ain’t a bad seat in the house. Also, that series is awesome. There are far more cards fans. They completely take over the stadium.

On a related note, I just got tickets to the May 30th game at Wrigley … 8 rows behind the visitor’s dugout … I’m about to pee my spants.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 29, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also it's still cheap so you can get really good seats for equivalent to Upper Deck seats in Busch.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

True ... and

… you can get big beers for 7 bux or so … that’s shoplifting compared to Busch.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 29, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congratulations

You’ll now smell like 90 percent of the people in Wrigley Field.
Or Wrigley, itself.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 29, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

like a loser?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Piss!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 29, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

same thing

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

kinky

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

So what you're saying is...

right behind a column?

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

there is a petition to get Boog on Twitter!

everyone should sign this. but something tells me boog doesn’t even have a cell phone.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

but it wants me to donate money.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't have to.

It records your signature and then comes up with the donation page. Just leave it.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

k, I left it when it showed up.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i didnt donate anything either.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, i signed and even used your name in the comment

iirc, you are in arizona, so can you answer a question for me: is wiener schnitzel a common ballpark food there, because the PA guy was really pimping it at the U of A game?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew, weinerschnitzel is gross.

i guess its kind of popular in tucson, because there are a bunch of them near campus, but i never see any in phoenix.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

just seemed like an odd desert/ballpark food.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would say my message is the best.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is good.

i didnt realize i could leave a message. i wish i would have signed it iheartboog instead of my twitter account. or maybe i need to change my twitter name…

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

new one with an ode to boog.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've been wanting to do one for awhile but all the ones i write are just never good enough.

this one has to be the best one.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

just let it flow, don't push yourself too hard to write it.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll rec it

wish you could’ve gotten the socks in there though.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

untrue

Boog does have a cellphone. he texts constantly. I believe some journo did suggest that he get a feed, and that it would work on his phone.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

twitter feed, I mean

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish i would have thought of that

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 4:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

cbs draft

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you guys still waiting on the 7th pick?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well y'all aren't talking about it.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep, we were discussing alot of crap.

poker, handegg, our ages, normal veb stuff.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

idk about you but i'm having a m'er f'in blast

got the headphones on and rocking OUT.

it does seem though as if all conversation has migrated to the draft chat.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 29, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

has there been a 7th pick?

my god, i’m on pins and needles here!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're waiting on 15!

progress is the name of the game.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 29, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, you guys are rolling now

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

not really.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

comparatively speaking

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know where I am.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing to be ashamed of

Nicole-Erin-Ocho Cinco final 3 plz

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 29, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

EVAN. Erin. Ochocinco final 3.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

partial to nicole because of her "the sing off" judging

and she kicks ass anyway

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 29, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

nicole and erin who?

i’ll assume evan is the figure-skater.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Erin Andrews.

Nicole Sweroeobavvhger (Pussycat Doll).

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That name looks harder to spell than Krzyzewski

(had to look it up)

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't actually know her last name or how to spell it.

I know it starts with S and ends with ger.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

scherzinger i do believe

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 29, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's really not a difficult name I can just never remember it.

I am extremely intimidated by the thought of it.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm feel oddly proud that I don't need to look up Coach K's last name...

Though as a rival fan, I prolly oughta know it.

And I pronounce it “Curr-Zizz-Ooo-Skee”

Krzyzewski ain’t Krzit

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

She is very good.

But that is to be expected with her background. Evan is also good, as in SECOND. And really Nicole can be in the Final 3 but Evan has to be,

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going way out on a limb there

saying the guy who dances on blades of steel on the ice to the tune of a gold medal may be one of the top three when he puts on shoes and steps on hardwood. Sure you want to expose yourself to that much of a chance? Hate to see you get pie on your face like that.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's who I want in the top three.

Not who I think is the top three. Because obviously Evan also has an advantage.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kind of like Yamaguchi did...

So you have a gold medal doing this on a half inch of steel on ice… nope can’t see how that would help… what I’m trying to say is CAROLLA GOT ROBBED!!! I also don’t watch the show, but still…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously it helps but it's not all dancing.

I would be a little surprised if Buzz Aldrin gets voted out this week even though he is clearly the worst dancer.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude walked on the moon...

I’d be playing that for all it’s worth… Oh you don’t like my dancing… imagine it ON THE MOON!

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

he should pull out the moonwalk to some michael jackson

sure-fire win.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

He did the moonwalk last week I think.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, i'm always the last to know

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

poor ocho cinco

Man I am totally pissed, they are harsh, I’m not a dancer and it seem like they want an overnight professional, man this is hard :(

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 29, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's through.

Too many fans to not be.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

dribnking in alabama

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

here

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 30, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

CJ Beatty is my new favorite minor leaguer

cjbeatty44
  
I have never been in a stadium where fans show up RAIN, SLEET, OR SNOW……EVERYTIME THE CARDS PLAY… ROGER DEAN STAYS PACKED! GO CARDS GO

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 29, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

was he in the stands, and does he have to pay?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's nice to see TOLAXOR getting a shot at the bigs.

jbeatty44 TODAY WAS A RAIN OUT BUT NOT A LOST! WE TOOK BP INFRONT OF OUR STAFF AND TO GET FEED BACK FROM THEM IS PRICELESS. THERE IS SO MUCH TO LEARN!

by Mister Eff on Mar 29, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

hope he tones it down in front of ladunc

for his sake.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

imagine if he met Boog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

they'd have to trade him (not boog, of course)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

probably already been discussed but...

holy boog pirouette commercial. so awesome.

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 29, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Link?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 29, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

sfjlhasfsaf

thats the one i meant to link to

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 29, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

posting skills definitely a bit rusty

ill be ready for opening day though…guaranteed

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 29, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

with the best posts of my life

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 29, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

next year show up to spring training in shape

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

that descalso ball was a bomb

or i am blind. the rf’er halfheartedly stuck up his glove, but i couldn’t see the ball – it must have been to that building. in any event, we know he can hit a hanger.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

screen shot?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

you confuse me so often

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's young persons lingo.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

so it was a joke?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

how is asking for a screenshot a joke?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

why don't you click on the link?

nothing to screenshot, really. the problem is you have to be an insider (pay) to read the rest of the article.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a insider.

I want to read the rest of the article, so I want a screenshot.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm still confused

because he couldn’t give you the rest of the article, since he was obviously not an insider and asking for info himself.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I wanted for his response, a screenshot.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes punctuation hurts us.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, ok

you were asking SOMEONE to post one, not him.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buster wants to keep the leagues the way they are

but get rid of divisions, so 14 teams in the AL, 16 teams in the NL, all vying for top 6 spots in their league. First round of playoffs, top two teams get a bye, team 6 goes to team 3’s home, plays a 3-game series there over 4 days (none in team 6’s stadium). Same for team 5 at team 4. Second round, 6v3 winner vs. 2(?), 5v4 winner vs 1(?) in a seven game series, then the league championship, also in a 7-game series. Finally, the World Series. A bunch of reasons are stated why this would be better than current alignment; interleague play is kept.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 29, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a really bad idea

we don’t need the playoffs going longer. As much as I love baseball I don’t really want to have to choose between football and the World Series on Thanksgiving. Also I think it’s a penalty to the higher ranked teams to have them sitting. After the day in day out routine of the season a 4 day break would really throw off everything and make it hard to get back into “game form” for lack of a better term. This won’t always happen, but as fluky as baseball’s playoffs are anyways I don’t think we need to be introducing more variables to an already complicated equation.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

as far as playoffs

i’m still for the 5 game division series. i think it makes it more exciting by lessening the odds of the yanks and red sox.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know how I feel about that.

I like the 7 game series. I feel that evens things out better. But I’m a fan of small playoffs and not changing the game too much from how it’s played in the regular season to the playoffs. It’s like deciding the World Cup by penalty shots… ok bad example… This has been my bitch about the NHL… when they go to 5 on 5 OT hockey in the playoffs they are saying to me the OT during the season is a gimmick… 4 on 4 for awhile… then ummm penalty shots… then umm more penalty shots… We don’t need someone to win every game. We’re all adults here we can understand tie games.
/rant

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah

7 games per post season series is how it should be done

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 30, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah 9 games would be sweet, they did it before.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

League champs and 9 games

count me in

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

the best team will win a 9-game series most times

a 5-game gives fans hope. like in minny, if we could just get to the playoffs, etc. with a 9-game you could just about crown the best teams going in. this is why they do the 5 – otherwise a team battling for playoffs, well, their fans might not be so into it, knowing they have virtually no shot at the big prize anyway. it’s a way to even out the odds from the big-money teams.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

a crapshoot format, in other words

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

well what's the point of even making it a series?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's wrong with Buster lately?

I thought he was just a harmless AL shill.

now he’s gone nuts.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

got a name and not afraid to use it to better the game of baseball

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's off his meds

watch out!

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 30, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boog TV is about to air on FSM

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

chitown

draft is tomorrow, right?

what time?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

7:30 central

it sent out an email reminder too

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 30, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i don't use that yahoo account i set up

i should be able to make it on time

if i’m a few minutes late am i screwed or can i start mid draft?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it depends on when you pick

you only have like a minute or two to decide

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 30, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

well,

say i get out of class late and the computer picks my first two for me. can i pick it up from there?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

you can just rank the players to avoid getting a cub.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's way too much of a pain in the ass

i imagine if the computer picks the first couple for me, i’ll be fine. it’s later in the draft when i really need to be in control to get the best talent

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

plus

i don’t want to end up with 5 SS and 1 OF

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

that might happen if you let the computer do that.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

gdm?

link

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

HA! no, but it could be

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's the liquid dope mentioned in the comments?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have no idea

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe the last line could be "he's a-vyin"

That sounds better in my head for some reason.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

unless the extra syllable is against some rule. anyway, rec.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i try to do them traditionally

9 (or 10)
9
5 (or 6)
5
9

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog TV!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

they gave him the camera and told him to go crazy.

haha.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish i could get fsm.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 29, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Brendan doesn't cut his toenails correctly."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog and Bombs. best sitcom ever... or best sitcom EVER?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The second one.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best sitcom ever or best sitcom possible

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The second one.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

they edited it in a more Guys in the Truck manner

it was AWESOME.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

outtakes!

Carpenter demanding to know if they’re ready, in front of the green screen, is so awesome.
“Oh, you have got to be kidding me!” [deaths edited out]

Boog does a Carson, and the classic DeNiro.

The outtakes are the best.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll post more of these once it's done recording the Pujols GS game for "Cards Classics"

you know. that one. no, the other one.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog's old enough to know Carson?

/Boog’s older than me
//jd’s old enough to know Carson?
///squints eyes, looks around

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 29, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Boog lives in L.A.

he probably knows Carson.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually

he’s youngest by a lot

his sibs and his whole family probably know Carson well

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this going to be on the internet sometime.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

If I knew how to, I’d put it online.
I don’t have a lot of hope for the outtakes. I mean, there are some snips like Holliday in his black leggings doing the robot or whatever….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am so upset that i can't see these.

maybe if i keep complaining the GOBs will take pity on me and get those clips on the intertubes.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 30, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

okay, outtakes.
  • Carpenter, in front of green screen: Are we ready? [yeah, yeah] You sure…?
  • Mac talking to Skip: Oh I know, it’s gonna be fun.
  • hero shot of Skip
  • Lohse doing the I-see-you / peace sign
  • a bunt, off-camera “Wow.”
  • Boog hacky sack ad, take 1: [d’oh at the sky]
  • Kinney: ….. geez! man, you’re right next to me. Scared the crap out of me.
  • A Tony outtake. “Yeah, we’re 1 and 5, and Brad Penny pitching today…”
    PP: Thanks, Tony. [laughs all around] Sooo, we’ll edit that out.
  • Trever Miller saves crew from medicine ball: Whoa, don’t take out the camera man!
  • Ludwick throwing ad, take 1
    Camera guy: That was really good, except I almost killed ya. That was really good.
  • McGwire makes a “woo-oo” sound as he demonstrates punching through the ball
  • Boog hacky sack ad, take 2: Fox Sports on Mid— d’aaaaw.
  • Wainwright to Molina: You catching me today? [bends down and hugs him]
    Yadi: Go, make me run late…
    Wainwright: [walks off with a grin]
  • Eldred delivers a pitch: Uh oh! Hit foul.
  • Boog does his Albert impression
  • Shannon and Schoendienst sitting in the cart
    off-camera: They’ll take your license away.
    Shannon: Nah, no no no no.
  • Ludwick ad by the net, take 2: [flubs it] …see…
  • Wainwright: Time to get serious. [is not serious]
    off-camera: How do you feel?
    Wainwright: Feel good, feel good. Good to be back on the hill. Playing with Yadier. It’s the best, makes you feel like you’re throwing good pitches even when you’re not.
  • Boog doing his Carson: Everybody, this is Johnny Carson. This is Cardinal baseball.
  • pitcher gets somebody in BP, La Russa recoils from the cage
  • Carpenter in front of green screen: Oh you GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
  • Tony: Yeah, I’m stiff-arming you [to camera]. No one has disappointed me so far this year like you have.
  • LaRue to … somebody: Hey you, Google this, [Pete?] Musclehead Magazine!
  • McGwire asks Oquendo if he hit it too hard, Oquendo says to go ahead, Mac turns back to the players: You guys… really don’t want me, you want O? You’re breakin’ my heart right away?
  • Eldred: Eh, it wasn’t my run. … Sorry about that, Waino!
  • Boog does his DeNiro: Spring Training! Right here! Fox Sports Midwest, huh. [laughs]
  • Freese and Holliday emerge from clubhouse. Holliday in his black leggings from his first day: That the slow motion camera? [does the robot. Freese escapes the shot]
  • has to be Carpenter during the warmups, with the camera panning at their asses: Just what kind of footage are you getting right now?!
  • Tony says something like Alright, that’s enough of that.
  • Boog hacky sack ad, take 3: [perfect!] … [touchdown move] BAM!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

fuck.

that all sounds incredible.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 30, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not as awesome reading them. :(

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

So Al now looks like Kenny Rodgers

and Dan is on his way to looking like The Guy That Ate Jack Clark. That about right?

/latetotheparty

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 29, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Dan did gain weight!

I wasn’t imagining it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

The camera add 10 pounds.

If that’s true, there must be 4 or 5 pointed at Danny Boy.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 29, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll rec that SOB every day of the week

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 29, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bernie taking shots at the Cards' inability to hit nobody pitchers

it’s sad because it’s true.
[weep]

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I still miss Jo-El.

Godspeed, Kick Save!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my gob, that was The Hoff!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahaha David Weathers.

everyone in the ballpark knew except Dusty.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

caught by a Cardinals fan

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cue the dramatic music...

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 29, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't hassle The Hoff!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

here's the pie!!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

see, he's intelligible

he’s talking faster than Colby, and his accent is thicker. and yet somehow Colby just can’t get through

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw, no more Cards highlights.

Marx Bros on TCM, though.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 29, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i may have effed up recording the last one.

crap.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaagh it erased the last one.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah well, put it on TCM and forget your troubles.

They’re doing the mirror bit now.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 29, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I prefer to solve my troubles, if possible.

they’ll marathon the Cards Classics on the morning of April 5.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec

because you reminded me of the mirror bit

by DanUpBaby on Mar 30, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Going to Wrigley to watch the May 30th game with a buddy ...

 … Any hints/tips on what to do/expect there? Never been in Wrigley before. I cannot wait to rock a Cards jersey in that place.

/slightly nervous

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

take another shirt to put on

if you plan to hit the wrigleyville bars afterwards

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm sure that would invite some moron to start a fight with me.

May not do the bars … the guy I’m going with is a recovering alcoholic so that may not go over so well.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, in the stadium you are fine

how are you getting there?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

that will likely be your biggest problem

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was there summer 08

august. sunday night basebal on espn. carp pitching. and not well. but the atmosphere was really amazing. i wore my cards stuff. the stadium was probably 60/40 cubs/cards fans. i dind’t feel alone at all. but the cubs fucking won and that sucks really bad. be prepared for the (possible) horror of listening to the stadium sing “go cubs go” afyter a cardinals loss.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 30, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're also a girl.

I’ve been told that makes people nicer to you. And is why I could maybe get away with going to Fenway in an Indians jersey.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know if thats necessarily true

i was with two guys – one wearing cards stuff, one wearing cubs stuff. so maybe it helped to be with a cubs fan. but the worst time i ever had wearing cardinals stuff was game 3 of the nlds at dodger stadium in 2004. people threw beer bottle caps at me and these guys were saying really awful, vulgar things to me. by the end of the night, i was glad the dodgers won.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 30, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't heard a good report from dodger stadium yet

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, that sounds like reports from last year

i’m surprised, actually.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Dodger fans are completely exempt from all normal rules about society.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

And by exempt I mean don't follow them.

Not shouldn’t follow them.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Worst stadium treatment I ever received was ...

when I was in Marching Mizzou {insert band camp joke here} we played at a KC Chiefs game. While waiting on the edge of the field for halftime we got shit thrown at us. I got a beer dumped on me. Fucking KU fans. So glad they lost to UNI.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

you had a whole band

you should have marched it into the stands.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm envisioning ...

Fat Tuba players bashing Kansas City rednecks with their horns.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that certainly helps ...

… I can handle some harassment though … its part of the deal. I refuse to be bullied into not wearing a jersey, regardless of the cost.

Actually gonna buy a new one. Can’t decide between Holliday or Pujols though.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

unless you have a pujols already, more than a reply fail

/joking around

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never invested in a real one ...

… just had a cheap Pujols t-shirt. I’m graduating to The Show. I’m afraid that if I buy a Pujols jersey, then he’ll leave in FA and I’m stuck with a $90 car towel.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least

I know I’ll get 7 years of Lego

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Retro is the way to go.

Fernando Vina for the win.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

there are so many people with Pujols jerseys, there’s no chance they’ll die out

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

solid logic

i wish everyone would figure this out

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

That alone, is reason enough not to get one

I do like the retro angle …
McGee? Coleman would dope.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

that could be flagged

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

So flag it then

The idea of running around in a Pujols jersey without him on board is too much to bear.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's a joke

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

there are several jerseys

i’d get before i got a pujols jersey. not sure why. i don know, though, that wainwright is at the top of that list

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've kinda always wanted one of these:

Encarnacion
Lankford
Benes
Matheny

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

might be in the team store

the game-used place. I’ve seen some old ones.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want a Vince Coleman jersey.

To honor our soon-to-be new announcer if what I want happens.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

So far just fantasy.

But we can always hope…

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

lankford would be sweet

or gant

btw FG got a makeover

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

what was the record of his

that colby broke last year?

walk offs by a rookie?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't know ...

… he’s just a classic modern center fielder.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

right fielder

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, he played all three

i guess to me he was best suited for right, but was a good option for cf if you didn’t have one.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was smooth home runs

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 30, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've looked all over for those

gonna have to break down and pay for a custom job

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Mar 30, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

both

It was a horribly ugly jersey. But I just noticed used ones going for $170 online

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 30, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aren't all Blues jerseys horribly ugly

And then to have a ninny like Gretzky on the back…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Second worst Blues jersey, IMO.

Just slightly ahead of the ones that spelled out B L U E S across the front.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 30, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've never understood

why any non Original 6 team has to have a uniform that looks like deep fried hell.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, when the new owner lets his wife design the sweaters...

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 30, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

women don’t know fashion… wait what’s your point?

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Ornest gave us the B L U E S sweaters, which were just awful.

I can’t find a decent pic now, but that’s probably for the best.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 30, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Couldn't have been worse than

this close call…

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

or this...

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

This one is rough too...

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, that's terrible.

But those were only meant to be alts and were kicked to the curb. Definitely worse, though.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 30, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently some other bullets were dodged

here Or you can just look at the whole deal at uniwatch

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes

I’d seen the horns before, but not those. Bullets dodged, indeed.

They do use that Blues script sometimes, though.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 30, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh oh oh

look what I found Are the script ones the ones from the mid 80s or am I not understanding what you are going for?

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

On the lower sweater

from what you linked to earlier. I know I’ve seen that used on schedules or programs.

The 84 – 87 ones are the ones that I really don’t care for.

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by The Continental on Mar 30, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

86 - 87

are especially bad… sharp serifs should never find their way to a uniform…

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

make that 85-87

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMG.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

unladylike

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fortunately, that uni didn't last long.

I like their third uni best. I liked the main unis before those stupid yellow apron straps got added. Dumb Reebok.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know why they are having such problems

the Bluenote is a cool logo. Slap that bad boy on there and don’t worry about bedazzling the rest of the sweater too much and you should be good. That’s basically what all the O6 teams do and it works well for them. Why people in general don’t understand the less is more concept I’ll never understand.

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know what unis I miss?

Hartford Whalers.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

You and the rest of the world...

Stupid Hurricanes.

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

st louis is original six?

i’m not a hockey guy, but always figured that was toronto, montreal, boston, ny, chicago and detroit…maybe philly instead of one of those.

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by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

forget it

i see you said non

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

No your first impulse was right...

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which ones?

Current or black and red buffalo head?

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

black and red

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Mar 30, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Those things were awful...

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

well

you could use it as a handkerchief.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

does anyone get the feeling that Boog's being shafted?

a fourth of the spring training preview was his camera work. and now BJ Rains is taking the twitter petition and running with it…. so the press box can have easy access to color commentary.

Boog needs to charge money.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

boog will not twitter

i signed the petition, but i think he knows better – it’s just one more opportunity to put himself in the doghouse.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he has time

his social circle seems to encompass a small valley in California. he’s constantly texting, though he says he’s not that technologically savvy.

I’d rather have Boog TV.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, it's like a game thread in here tonight.

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by The Continental on Mar 30, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

not really

that’s the fantasy draft thread next door.
except that’s really slow.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

no that's the live chat in the draft room

it’s like 10 comments a minute.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

so it's like... the NFL Draft.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

we still have 433 picks to make, so yeah.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, that almost blew up my computer for some reason

after five minutes i made it back. the whole time it was trying to load i was stuck on lincecum. was carp all red?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can live with that

carp is my fave cardinal. how the team is constructed, i’m not sure which would be the bigger blow for an extended period: losing apu, carp, yadi, or boog. i’m talking 60 days, mid-season, because obviously apu would be the greatest loss were it to be forever.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe you should stop thinking aloud

before you get avocado’d

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

that sucked.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

sleepcycle

whoever it was that brought this up last night

the alarm is not very loud. it also said i was in a dead deep sleep for five straight hours. that can’t be right can it? i though sleep cycles went through every three hours?

i’ll give it a few more nights and see how i feel about it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 1:46 AM EDT reply actions  

That would be me

For me, the alarm has always been loud enough, but I always set an extra alarm just in case. And maybe you’re just a heavy sleeper… My graphs have always been mountainous

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 30, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes adding a light turning on

or a radio on an obnoxious station

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

i am a heavy sleeper

but surely i go through some sort of sleep cycles

if not, if i just go into the deepest sleep and stay there all night, that would explain a lot, though

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

those pesky blackouts.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. Maybe I'm not screwed up.

Sleep-wise, anyway.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice to hear

that your sleep patterns won’t interfere with any knife wielding skills. Hate to see you lose a finger or something.

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, it also takes a few nights to calibrate to your sleeping habits

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 30, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah

i’ll give it some time, then

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 30, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Every 1 1/2 hours is a sleep cycle.

But I think if you’re drunk or sleep deprived it changes because you have to catch up on REM and that screws you up.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I tried it, too.

I dream every hour or two, apparently. That can’t be good. Still, I woke up incredibly refreshed.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's pretty normal.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 30, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey, the switch-pitcher might start in ST

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 1:57 AM EDT reply actions  

really?

when and where?

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by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mothership

Pat Venditte, the ambidextrous “switch-pitcher,” will accompany New York to Lake Buena Vista, Fla., on Tuesday for a 1:05 p.m. ET split-squad game against the Atlanta Braves on MLB.TV. There is a good chance that Girardi will call on Venditte to pitch in his first Major League Spring Training game.

“I’ve wanted to see it all spring,” Girardi said. “I think it’s interesting.”


Oddly, it says Girardi rarely has input on which minor leaguer accompanies the team in ST. Huh? Really?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'll watch that if it happens

does it say who has the input – surely not cashman?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

it could be the mob, for all I know.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

that'd be the russian mob

brighton beach/coney island style

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I grew up in Brighton

and we certainly don’t have a beach… oh wait different Brighton… but the same Brighton as one Izzy… Yeah he’s a local hero there for some reason.

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by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

'Tis official!

Tickets purchased for the 4/7 game in Cincy.

Section 140 (Right Field Sun-Deck, far right section about 35 ft from foul pole)
Row 2

BOOM!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 1:59 AM EDT reply actions  

did anyone take the cincy guy's bet

i think it was a sweep, perhaps just a series win (in a fanpost)?

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by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

???? Confused.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

someone here put up a fanpost taking bets

maybe mr eff? things like changing your avatar, sig, etc. – no money.

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by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just think...all this hype for the baseball season could all be for naught.

Large Hadron Collider fires up in about 2 minutes….

Just in case, everybody, it’s been a good ride!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 2:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Link to webcast:

http://webcast.cern.ch/lhcfirstphysics/

Nerds, unite!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a nerd, I'm a geek.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where's the venn diagram?

I’m the one without the social awkwardness

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's a geek, a nerd is all three.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

F'n nerds.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you calling me a nerd?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't you call yourself a geek?

Nerds suck. Geeks rule. Dweebs are turds.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey im a dweeb

not everyone can be all techie

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 30, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

turd

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure what I am anymore.

it’s definitely between nerd and geek.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gerd?

Neek?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll go with the latin word optimus.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

...Batman?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh braintwin

unite!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 30, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

OT: HFS the LHC is smashing shit together at 7 terra electron volts (lots of energy, never been done before)

webcast here
started 15 minutes ago

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 30, 2010 2:45 AM EDT reply actions  

should I hide under my covers until it's safe?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

The world is gonna 404

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

nooooooooooooooo

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

am I going to die?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is today a Tuesday?

If so, yeah, we all are

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMGZ we're all going to die

panic in the streets people, loot.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lets do this!

WOOOOOOOOOO!!

Woah, did you feel that?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Son of a bitch....

Fate cannot be tempted, apparently

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I, for one, am lookin' forward to Spaghettification.

I’ll be skinny for once!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

neil degrasse tyson is the coolest man ever

proof

for real

like steve mcqueen cool

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 30, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, sweet. I remember spaghetti-mode from middle school research

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really think he is that great

I tend to believe Dr. Ronald Chevalier has a better grip on it Here

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 30, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is that Jemaine from FotC?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

nailed it

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 30, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol
To inspire myself, I turn to myself

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 30, 2010 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

strauss?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm kind of (sickly) curious as to what a straussian sci-fi novella would consist of

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 30, 2010 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

the movie is awesome not what you would expect but

the his website rules

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by TomCat009 on Mar 30, 2010 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

thank you

isn’t enough

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 30, 2010 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

man, i really hope i don't get caught in a black hole.

it sounds pretty terrible.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 30, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

My preferred choice would be spontaneous combustion

But black hole death would be pretty righteous

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by jd is legend on Mar 30, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

they lost cryogenic pressure

to the bomb shelters!

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 30, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

oohhhh, LHC commercial!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

its got u2

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 30, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol again?!

f’n where the streets have no name

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT U2!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

muted to watch the spaghettification vid; miss anything?

they talk about anything about what went wrong?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are we gettin' trolled by LHC guys?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

the lhc is an elaborate ruse?

say it ain’t so

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 30, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

We may have been hornswoggled.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice the guy is solving a rubiks cube

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 30, 2010 3:07 AM EDT reply actions  

what the F did you all talk about tonight?

there’s a 1000+ more comments than there was here this afternoon!

HFS!®

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 3:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Road names in St Louis, the LHC, and the end of the world

Also firemen, spaghettification, and Descalso walk-off dingers

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by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

tell it to brendan ryan

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 30, 2010 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

boog's not gonna fall for it

gdm did, but not boog

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

i just wanted people to like me

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah; Petition to get Boog on Twitter

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

link

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 30, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok I take that back ... he was

but why do I remember him as a center fielder … obviously willie was there?

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 30, 2010 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

a lot

i still consider him a rf’er – cardinal bias.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent sum up

good work, people.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 30, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

And bad hockey uniforms.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 30, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alright all...or the 4 of you...

…I’m off to bed. If I don’t wake up tomorrow, I assume I’m spaghetti.

If I do wake, hooray! More baseball!

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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 30, 2010 4:14 AM EDT reply actions  

sounds like bud nixed that cubs ticket surcharge in arizona

in other cubbie news, with his flock highly anticipating the start of the season, this is al yellon’s comment:

 We all are.

I can tell you that Tom Ricketts is just as excited as all of us. He said, when he was out on the berm, that he couldn’t wait to get the season started.

by Al Yellon on Mar 29, 2010

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 30, 2010 5:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Did I really just login here to see VEB try to outdo itself on inane topics?

500 comments about street names?

Luckily there was BBQ to save the thread

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 30, 2010 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, and the LHC

carry on

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 30, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

my wayward son

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

There'll be peace when you are done

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lay your weary head to rest

don’t you cry no more

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 30, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

CERN get the honeys, G

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 31, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

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