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  • VEP is on the seven day DL, retroactive to last Sunday, with a massive hard drive failure. My apologies to anyone who expected PitchF/X in this space.
  • Yesterday Your Host put down 2500 words on the subject of the 2010 St. Louis Cardinals for this year's set of SBNation season previews. It's written for a somewhat broader audience than you get on this site, but I didn't spare them the doggerel. So there's that. 
  • While I'm shilling for the good of the network, the long-awaited VEB Sell-Out League draft (brought to you by CBSSports.com) will begin tomorrow at noon, Cardinals Daylight Time. We'll be simulcasting—this is a convergence term, to prove that my two semesters at the Mizzou J-School did not go to waste—in a fanpost set up specifically for draft strategy nits to be picked.
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The regular season is now close enough that we can complain about the way the season seems to always begin at some indeterminate point further into April than we remember it beginning. They've been playing baseball in Japan for a week now! (Which is the benefit of playing most games inside enormous astroturfed domes, eighties style.)

Star-divide

As close as it seems, we still have until April 5 to see baseball that is meaningful enough for it to not be enjoyable. And that is just enough time for us to be completely wrong about the way the season will play out. Here's some astute DanUpBaby analysis from March 24, 2009, on the occasion of the Cardinals completing the Khalil Greene trade—

I would say Luke Gregerson—a strikeout an inning as a 24-year-old in AA—was a best-case scenario, since some worried Cardinals fans were as far afield as Jason Motte and Jon Jay re: the PTBNL. Gregerson might make a good middle reliever, but the Cardinals had a glut and they traded from it. Now that we know Player Who Was Named Earlier I think it's fair, finally, to declare this an A trade for Mozeliak. 

You heard it here first: the Cardinals had too many good right-handed middle relievers, and rather than trade the prize of the lot, Jason Motte, they dumped that Gregerson guy. And now: Khalil Greene! If you go through the 2009 archives there are a few major concerns that are totally invisible; other things that turned out not to matter at all completely preoccupy us. I spend several posts wondering whether Brian Barton, Brian Barden, or both will make the team out of Spring Training. That's the nature of baseball—the season is long and it's impossible for me to know, with real certainty, what I'll be freaking out about in July. 

Which means it's time to do just that!

The March problem that seems to me most likely to underwhelm in July is the fifth starter battle that's occupied a lot of our Tony La Russa Speaking Vaguely about Young Players time this Spring. The recent set of Fangraphs articles on the subject takes a new look at an old hobbyhorse that was being beaten up and down the baseball internet while I was getting my sabermetric education. Old and busted: Five man rotations are ridiculous; pitchers can and should handle a four man rotation. New hotness: It doesn't matter, because teams don't really have fifth starters very often, anyway. 

Of course, if you have five good starters, more power to you—the 2008 Cardinals managed to pull off this trick, somehow, despite Kyle Lohse, Braden Looper, Todd Wellemeyer, and Bad Joel Pineiro making most of their starts, and the 2004 team was perhaps the ultimate Five Starters squad, until Chris Carpenter went down and torpedoed the whole thing. 

But that the Cardinals don't isn't necessarily an awful thing, because they've got the makings of a decent Frankenstein's monster fifth starter. In the Fangraphs articles Marc Hulet suggests a veteran long relief guy, a prospect, and a minor league veteran—the Cardinals in question stretch two definitions out of three here, but since we just watched Kyle McClellan, Jaime Garcia, and Rich Hill compete for Dave Duncan's ineffable affections I am willing to declare them close enough. Garcia in particular seems both better and more ready than the average prospect to make his prescribed twenty starts. 

The March Problem I am most concerned about—that is, I guess, the one I'm concerned I'm not worried enough about—is the left side of the Cardinals' infield, at least as currently constructed. Brendan Ryan, despite being the Major Leaguer [possibly non-Ichiro division] I'd most like to interview, or just hang out with, made his late debut specifically because he had trouble staying healthy, and while his wrist has looked fine to this point in Spring, Joe Mather and Mark DeRosa can attest to that kind of injury's lingering scariness.

As for David Freese, I'm not sure he's had a good enough camp that Tony La Russa has turned things down from Actual Competition to Imagined Competition Designed to Keep Starter on Toes. Felipe Lopez is a wonderful backstop to have in a situation like this, but even he has those ugly years in Washington to engender our vague concern. 

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…I think the left side of the infield will sort itself out pretty quickly: Boog will be ok, and Tasty should be adequate enough for our team (if not we have replacements enough at third). I am a bit moore cowcerned about the rotation (aren’t I always?). Will we push Carp and Wainy too much? Will Lohse do an ‘08 or an ’09? Is the Penny that got shelled this spring the Penny we’re stuck with all year long? Will Lefty kick butt, at least long enough for the League to figure him out the second time around? Will the ’pen hold up, esp. Sir Sucksalot? Do we have a trusty late-inning/high pressure replacement if he does not?

I’ll feel better a couple of weeks into the new season, after I get a feel for the rotation and ’pen, but until then I am a bit anxious.

In the meantime, CUBS SUCK!!!!
:=8P

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 28, 2010 9:11 AM EDT reply actions  

yes, but

they won’t suck as much as last year
so, i’m wary

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Mar 28, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

What will it matter

if they win they’ll just get swept by the NL West representative anyways… wait we did that too… crap bad example…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's possible they will

Lee’s injury could linger, and it’s possible that Liily struggles coming back from that surgery.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 28, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

for the cubs

it’ll depend on if they stay healthy, how good Marlon Byrd does (I’ll bet he hits a few home runs there at least), and how Lilly’s comeback works out

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 28, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's be serious....

none of us were expecting a PitchF/X post.

That post is about as elusive as the Droid 2.1 upgrade I keep waiting for.

by mtalken on Mar 28, 2010 9:26 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

What ever happened to the Postal Service?

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 28, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

RIP Pony Express

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

the cubs were sniffing around Luke Gregerson...

they didn’t get anyone, of course.

my feeling about Boog is we have never seen him without a wrist problem. his wrist problems date back to high school. we should be glad he has a hand left.

given the number of times he let his bat fly last year, Boog had his breakout year with serious wrist pain, so I’m not as worried about his baseline this year as I am about Joe Mather’s wrist.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 9:30 AM EDT reply actions  

I agree also

I am much less concerned about Ryan’s wrist than Mather’s. Ryan was never going to hit for power anyway. He needs his wrist healthy for defense while Mather needs it for a bat. I don’t think many have noticed but Mather has had a very poor second half of Spring Training. Like 3 for his last 25. Honestly, If Jon Jay had a better spring I would of gave him Mather’s spot. Somehow we get charmed by his good looks and forget to actually watch him play.

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 28, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I noticed

I’m skeptical that anyone here fails to notice Joe Mather.

We should keep the smelling salts handy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP!

He can feel your unbelief and it is hurting his performance obviously. You have to believe. If he fails I’m blaming all of the doubters here.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll go the conventional route when it comes to worry

“The Cardinals are the best team on paper, barring injury.”

so: I am worried about injury. I’m not appreciably fussed about a depleted farm system … except that Tony likes to use them as his extended bench, and I don’t have much faith in any of the backups. also: that would suck for my alcohol budget.

also: someone wake up Lopez and remind him he has a job.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 9:36 AM EDT reply actions  

oh, and I predict the schedule will screw the Cards over

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I am not all that worried about third, what with Freeze, Lopez, Mather, and Craig. Someone, or some combination thereof, ought to be able to improve on last year’s dreadful production at the hot corner.

Health is my greatest worry. Holliday and Pujols missing chunks of ST with vague injuries has done nothing but fan the flames of this worry…

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 28, 2010 11:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Incidentally, that SBNation article is superb.

For most, writing for SBNation
Doesn’t require imagination.
Their other bloggers write like jocks
But Danup’s use of clerihews rocks.

Seriously, if you haven’t read that article that he linked, go read it, now.

by StanTheManFan on Mar 28, 2010 9:41 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I think you messed up the rhyme scheme of the limmerick there...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody want to explain about clerihews?

If you are writing clerihews
It’s very different rhymes you use.
They’re more traditional doggerel
When done as any blogger will.

by StanTheManFan on Mar 28, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't know what you're talking about...

I’m an engineer… I don’t know a lot about these words and sentences and things like that…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not my fault I don't care about these things...

and thus have never learned them…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i hear

if you start talking about mathematical paradoxes, they will go away

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh don't worry...

I hate math too. I’m one of like 3 engineers who sucks at math. Although if I was doing design work for what I’m trained in you don’t really need to know math… It’s all in tables… that’s the best part about being a civil engineer. They trust you accept the equation and give you tables based on this trust. Also I’m firmly convinced that math after trig is pointless for anything that actually matters in the world. But that’s just my calculus hating opinion.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate trig way more than calculus

calc was fun. trig was just memorizing forumlas that i’ll barely use again

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

But trig is actually useful

I’ve never once been doing anything and thought the easy way to figure this problem out is a triple integral…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

upper-level calc

is probably just mathematical masturbation to a point, but the fundamental concepts of calculus are generally pretty useful. especially for stuff like economics

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now is also a fair time

to let it be known I know next to nothing about economics so all the fun things you can do with it are beyond me. But in general calc by hand is annoying… especially when you get into integration. There’s no way to fake your way through it… thus why I did less than stellar at it… However it should also be known I took an advanced calc course in college because I didn’t have my will broken enough by the 3 the were required for graduation… I should really be a Cubs fan with my glutton for punishment tendencies I come up with…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

As another Civil Engineer

I can also say that I don’t think I’ve ever used any calculus in my professional life. And Differential Equations was more useless than calculus.
But, I suppose it helps one understand the theories behind what we do.
And all those tables and super powerful programs are nice, but it really helps to understand what the answers should look like, so when they don’t look right you can go back and figure out what you did wrong! Conversely, being a Civil Engineer isn’t a terribly good profession, especially when one specializes in land development design – and there’s a recession/depression. Oh well, much more time to watch day baseball games!

by chessed on Mar 28, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

CEs hijacking thread, he he

I totally agree w/chessed on the importance of theory when something goes wrong. Modern design tools are amazing in the amount of automation, but they are dangerous if one is not solid in the theory. Sometimes, students aren’t aware that the solutions are orders of magnitude off, because they just punch in the calculator and obtain an answer.
I am sorry to hear about the land development market. The close tie to the demised real estate and commercial development is bad. But CE in general is less volatile economically because it involves public works. I used to be an EE, and I think it was much more up and down than CE.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Mar 28, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always find it amusing that the CE Industry always talks about a shortage.

But there are always a lot of layoffs when things get tight.
Most small Civil companies aren’t able to get into the public works market. I think I worked on, maybe, three municipal projects in the last fourteen and a half years…and those were mostly sewer extensions. Around here (western Colorado) quite a few of the companies have gone out of business, because the local governments have consistantly given their work to large Denver firms. [And I’ll concede that a lot of their projects were too big for any company here to do.]
I should have got into a government job when I had a chance!
I know Mechanical Engineers out of work also. It’s tough right now.

by chessed on Mar 28, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are definite trade offs b/t public and private

pay, flexibility, work week, job security, benefits, …
I, personally, can not stand billable hours. I worked in a small firm for a few years, and one big benefit was that I learned a ton because I was forced to do a lot on my own. Let’s hope things change for the better soon.

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by totalloser on Mar 28, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Billable hours

were the bane of my existence… One of the reasons I quit and went back to grad school. That and because I realized I didn’t want to do design and that two years would give me time to figure out what I wanted to do. But where I was working they told us we were expected to work overtime. Which was great cause half the time there wasn’t really anything that warranted working overtime. It got really annoying really quick. At least now I’m out in the field so if I’m working overtime there’s a good damn reason for it.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, what, Grand Junction?

Glenwood Springs? Durango? Montrose?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 28, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm personally

on the transportation side of things. So you always have road resurfacing and intersections that need signalized to keep you going somewhat alright. I’ve heard land development got hit really hard when people stopped developing land. But I agree with knowing some of the theory. It’s just I’ve yet to see anything in transportation be dependent on a differential equation or any type of calculus… for roadway design all you need to know is the equation of a circle and the equation of a parabola to lay out curves.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think all the theory is embedded in there

I agree that in practice one looks up the tables in the Green Book (or state equivalent) and/or do some simple calculations. So on a day to day basis no one should be doing 3rd order diff eqs. But many of the equations are calculus based. Ex – stopping sight distance (v=dx/dt and a=dv/dt), spirals (continuous radii). But even using the tables, it is good to know the basis for those tables/equations.

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by totalloser on Mar 28, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sight distance

is calculus with training wheels. And as I was once told… if you’re ever designing a spiral curve you are doing something very very wrong.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed on SSD being pretty easy

Ok, the toughest actual calculus examples that I can think of right now is solving the objective functions for traffic assignment (transportation demand planning). There is no easy closed form solutions usually, so have to donumerical solutions of some nasty Legrangians.
The math is embedded behind software like EM/ME2, VISSUM, Cube, Transcad, so nobody really need to solve these things from a day to day basis.
But I think I agree with you, that calculus is rarely used in actual practice.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Mar 29, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Traffic is all black magic

nothing can convince me otherwise… my joke for traffic has always been take your projection, multiply it by 10, square that, and you might have half of what it’s actually going to be. I have no faith in anything traffic related… granted I live in Chicago so my view of traffic projects may be a bit skewed…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 29, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think anyone will disagree

w/you that traffic projections are very inaccurate from an absolute pt of view. 100% errors are probably common. However, I am not sure the problem is with the blackbox as much as with predictions with the future in general and the changing economic conditions. Since traffic is a derived demand, it is really our inability to forecast future economic conditions that leads to the large errors. I guess the people who are able to do this well, are very rich (e.g. Warren Buffet).

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Mar 29, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

By your criteria

god knows us civil engineers haven’t figured it out yet…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 30, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No,

there are extremely good reasons for double and triple integrals, partial differential equations, and all the rest of it; calling them mathematical masturbation is just indulging in the m-word. They’re tools for physicists, chemists, and whatever kind of engineer studies problems ab initio. It’s true that in many cases, you can summarize the results and put them in a table or the equivalent if you’re not concerned with looking under the hood and understanding why things are the way they are, but that’s a very long way from their being something done for its own sake.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Mar 28, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

My previous post is redundant

I think your post is more eloquent and comprehensive than mine.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Mar 28, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

civil engineer?

Are you Jaime’s dad?

In what St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa called a "big day" for his club, starter Chris Carpenter took the mound for his first session of live batting practice and promptly buzzed the fuzz on catcher Jason LaRue’s chin with an errant fastball.

"Sorry," Carpenter called from the mound.

"Don’t say you’re sorry," LaRue barked back.

"He said it," pitching coach Dave Duncan said from the side of the cage, "but he didn’t mean it."
~ DG

by mateodh on Mar 28, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

If so I'd have some super seed powers...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

corrections

“He gets hit three or four times a game; we can’t understand it,” said manager Tony La Russa, who watched Penny Brendan Ryan earlier turn a one-hop smash to the mound into a double play.

“I stick my leg out, trying to block the ball, trying to knock it down,” Penny explained. “They didn’t score. So I’ll take it, especially during the season. One day I can fulfill my dream to be almost as good as Joel Piñeiro.
bring unicorns

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 9:46 AM EDT reply actions  

more unicorns req'd

Justifying my Yadi support… and perhaps an answer about Pagnozzi? hmmm.

“The system we use here requires a highly intelligent catcher,” Duncan said. “That’s not an option.”

Duncan credits catcher Yadier Molina with almost total recall in addition to innate creativity in calling a game.

Asked whether he would ever endorse a catcher enamored more of his offensive numbers than a pitcher’s success, Duncan said flatly and without hesitation, “He couldn’t catch here. There’s no way it would work.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

thank goodness they let Goold write one!

JAIME GARCIA

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's a great article.

His mentality seems to be one that will lead to success. He seems like a good fit for a Carpenter-led staff, don’t you think?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 28, 2010 11:46 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

indeed

I just hope he’s not in the habit of hiding injuries.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

A fine line

It seems that players on TLR- managed clubs can find themselves in a catch-22 in this regard. Everyone is expected to play when sore and dinged up, as they probably should. But, there seems to be a pattern of players playing through, and potentially worsening, injuries. I don’t think that there is reason to think that Garcia is more likely to hide an injury than anyone else. Hopefully we won’t have to worry about such an occurrence this season, or ever, with Garcia.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 28, 2010 2:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is it on TLR necessarily?

When I reflect on some of the "injury-hiding’ incidents such as Izzy, CDunc, Rolen; I am not sure that it was all on TLR (not saying that you are saying this). It seems like a case of the player wanting to play hurt more than admitting the injury. I’ll defer to the folks at VEB who are more knowledgeable on injuries, but our physical bodies seem to be so unpredictable.

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by totalloser on Mar 28, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not *all* on TLR

But there is something to TLR’s philosophy and style celebrating toughness and grinding it out as contributing to injury hiding, in my opinion. The Rolen situation in particular seems to support this. It seemed that Rolen took offense at being benched for doing what he perceived as that which TLR expected. But, it undoubtedly takes two to tango in this scenario. And the personalities of the players you listed contributed as well. So, it undeniably is not all on TLR, but, to me, laying a portion of the blame at his feet is fair.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 28, 2010 4:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Can't disagree with that

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by totalloser on Mar 28, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hurray for civil engineers (Jaime's dad)

Myself, ducttape and other civil engineers everywhere rejoice.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Mar 28, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

G-Dem

Brad Penny and Bob Gibson

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Final plug for the Mustache All-Stars fantasy baseball league...

Auction style draft is tonight at 9pm CDT.
Currently at 10/12 teams, most managed by VEB users.
yahoo fantasy baseball league id: 546216
Password: seagate

Certainly anyone from this site is more than welcome.

by Mr.B4567 on Mar 28, 2010 9:49 AM EDT reply actions  

I haven't played fantasy baseball in several years...

what are the rules in this league? I might as well be a doormat…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

League appears full now

I somehow have been late to all the invites… If anyone else is looking for an extra guy let me know.

by ribbij on Mar 28, 2010 12:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

who needs coffee

when you have CJ Beatty

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 10:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Leach has lineup

The Cardinals’ lineup on Sunday against the Mets at Port St. Lucie:

1. Lopez 2B
2. Ryan SS
3. Pujols 1B
4. Rasmus CF
5. Ludwick RF
6. Freese 3B
7. Craig LF
8. LaRue C
9. Lohse P

Available pitchers: Reyes, Boggs, Motte, Parise, Meyer (this is Matt Meyer, whom the Cardinals selected in the Triple-A phase of the Rule 5 Draft last winter)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 10:29 AM EDT reply actions  

question (compound format)

A) larue is pretty much ready for the season, right?
B) there is a non-zero chance he has to take up the first several games at catcher, right?
C)larue should be familiar with all the pitchers (except penny and garcia), right?
D) these games still don’t count, right?
E) why are wearing him out and exposing him to injury by starting all these games?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 28, 2010 1:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

good point

it was my understanding that he was never believed to be a long term solution. or really even good more than a start or two per week

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit.

does this mean that pags lite is starting the season in yadi’s place?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

he may be up for his bat, not his D

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't you say the same

for most everyone on the team, though?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 28, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I desperately hope Meyer ...

… can be our LOOGY next year as our first and last names are identical. I’ve been riding this pony ever since I saw the article on us grabbing him. He really does look the part as his splits are pretty wicked. Aren’t both Miller and Reyes both FAs after this season?

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 29, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

SC is about to do a feature on the small Fielder.

I’m glad. we need to keep AJ a secret as long as possible. or at least until AJ drafts his teammates.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 10:38 AM EDT reply actions  

i'm not counting the kid's huge, huge hair.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

OT: But Yadi2Second

Are you on Twiiter?

....my quick smells like french toast...

Twitter: "@mstreeter06":http://www.twitter.com/mstreeter06

by mstreeter06 on Mar 28, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha

appreciate all the work

....my quick smells like french toast...

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by mstreeter06 on Mar 28, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Being "worried" about yer

team at this time of year is as much a part of baseball as gloves and bats. We worry because that’s what we signed up for when we got obsessed with this sport.

Am I worried about most of the things people have mentioned here? Yes.

Would I be just as worried about my team if I were a Yankee fan? Yes.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Mar 28, 2010 11:54 AM EDT reply actions  

i'm impressed with the quality of the post on such short notice

get well soon, vep’s computer!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 12:05 PM EDT reply actions  

We should all make it a card and pass it around and sign it.

And then send it to VEP for his computer.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought we were talking about a memory card.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brendan Ryan on finishing the game on a DP

“I don’t think he finished the swing yet, and I had the ball in my glove. …
That’s a middle infielder’s dream.”

he sounded giddy

where the heck is the footage?!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Tejada robbed boog :-(

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 28, 2010 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

oh shit it's televised!

i was certain that it wasn’t and mad about it. good thing i looked!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

best video qauality i've seen this spring

we’re up to 1998!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a bad year

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

local ny tv

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm.. SNY

is playing some old subway series footage here

by bmorgan on Mar 28, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

mlb.tv says the feed is from sny

at the top of the tv it says “PIX”

dunno if that means anything

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

How good is Albert Pujols?

According to Gameday, he caught Jason Bay’s foul popup somewhere outside the ballpark.

by The Judge on Mar 28, 2010 1:26 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

twitter sums it up:

 MatthewHLeach Per @followthepadres, San Diego sent Mark Worrell to the Minors today. 14 minutes ago via web

Joe Strauss JoeStrauss Memphis PxP man Steve Selby spent 5 days in camp. His highlight was watching waitress dump soda on me during lunch. Glad to help. #Memories about 3 hours ago via web

cjbeatty44 Tony Larussa spoke to us! “its not all about talent..you have to mental, physical and fundamental toughness to play for me!!!!” bottom line! about 5 hours ago via Twitterrific

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Leach is on a roll

    @MatthewHLeach That will not make Mark Worrell happy. They will not like him when he is angry. 14 minutes ago via web in reply to MatthewHLeach

    @THEblindhomer Worrell SMASH! 12 minutes ago via web in reply to THEblindhomer

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love this: me!!!!!!

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i sooo do not understand twitter

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I personally use it

to challenge myself to do super concise rants…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I following you already?

I cant keep VEBers and Twitter accounts straight.

by Mister Eff on Mar 28, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell if I know

it’s the same name though…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine's pretty difficult to remember too.

@vexedtechie

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah codyg wasn't available so I had to settle for @CodeeG

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 28, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got twitter immediately and never use it

but my account is just my name and its awesome. i did it just in case twitter caught on.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

@awesome...

lol i wish i had that

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda wanna change mine to @twitterdotcom

That way when people ask me i can say “Twitter dot com slash twitter dot com”

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody responds to me on twitter; wouldn't really affect me

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy schneikees, 107 followers now! That's like 2 more than 15 minutes ago

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been tryin to maintain a 1:1 for a bit...

…but I do have a fair amount of friends on there

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

what did you do to piss off Bernie?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 28, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Scandal!

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

...I think I know

Like last fall , he wrote a tweet, something like “Rothlesberger just wins games!” and I responded with something like “@Micklasz also rapes people!!!” which, as a joke, works, if you know what I am responding to, but if not, it just looks like I am saying Bernie can’t stop raping people.

Now, after we find out Big Ben literally can’t stop raping people, I wonder if he realizes he actually blocked me or just thought it was some asshole. The reason I bring it up now, is he friend-ed me on facebook last week, so I assume he’s not mad, and we still e-mail from time to time… not sure if he knows that he blocked me, and I don’t really know how to bring it up without sounding like a jerk. So, I’ll try fishing for an explanation of sorts.

by Mister Eff on Mar 28, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

So it's normal for journalists to friend people from twitter on facebook?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't get in the van

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I knid of used to write, too.

Like DanUp and RB do now.

But I got an adult job and suck now.

by Mister Eff on Mar 28, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're just social networks...

Kinda depends on your stance. I tend to use twitter as a “global” thing and try to restrict FB to “friends” but I’ve got some friends on Facebook simply thru me administrating the UNC Basketball group

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

But would you say if I had my female intuition we'll call it

tell me something was sketch I should just go with that or am I overreacting?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

If the dude's a creeper, don't let him creep?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am just about ready to delete my facebook account

to much political BS on the facebook

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 29, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

mark my words, facebook will ruin our society

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

For real.

If I wanted to hear the political opinions of people I didn’t care enough to keep track of for the last 15 years, I’d just fucking shoot myself.

by Mister Eff on Mar 29, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I try to keep the political stuff on the low side.

I just join fan pages sometimes.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

it comes in heavy doses, then it goes

It really pisses me off. I am getting to the point of getting my friend list down to about 5 people that I know won’t go political on me.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 29, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is why real social networks

have collapsed cut-tags.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just debated everyone and won

now there is a zen-like calm. plus who cares it’s not like you posting hyperbole on a social media network about your opinions on the entertainment shows you watch is really going to convince anyone to change sides. I thought it was pretty fun though. it’s sad because that site gives you every opportunity to post articles and back up your opinion but hardly anyone does it.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I used to do that.

It just made people start 40 comment “debates” and blow up my phone. So, I removed my political persuasion from my profile and won’t discuss it anymore.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of like those epic discussions

luckily I don’t have a smart phone so I’m not walking around with a weird expression on my face lol

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

They can be okay, depending on who you're talking to.

It’s not even a matter of whether or not I agree with someone. To be frank, most of my FB friends are jack-asses.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's true, i saw that on a bumpersticker

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

And this is why I block most people from my feed.

…I’ll let them comment on my crap, but the moment i see political crap on there…poof.

The most political I’ve been on there was “#HealthcareHealthcareHealthcareHolyCrapPeopleShutupHealthcare”

People commented one side or the other and I told both sides to shut up.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

hardly anyone on there really is that well informed about the issues.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

/politics

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup

just having a meta-discussion about them

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm now following you.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think you're old enough to follow Mister Eff

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 28, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

restraining order

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man, f's gonna pollute our cgirly mind!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

CG was always badass, though.

she’s just nicer about it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

vice versa

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't get the whole tell the world what i'm thinking in 140 characters thing

you’re parents lied to you, no one really fucking cares what you’re thinking asshole, you’re not special, you’re not unique, you’re just like everyone else. no kindly STFU

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I personally don't care if anyone listens

I just like something that constrains me to that as a challenge.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wasn't talking about you, just about our society in general

people think way to damn much of themselves

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by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like talking to people.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

and people like talking to you

you’re special like that

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

I found out lots of people care for some reason. So shove it, ass.

by Mister Eff on Mar 28, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really wish gdm would get on board

I think I could be highly amused with his twitter rants

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 28, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

some douche out in socal already ripped me off

hell he even got a tv with billy shatner as the lead!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I so hope that pilot makes it

to full fledged comedy hit

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 28, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

they don't have the best writing team, i'm not that confident it gets picked up

but shatner is a huge plus for them

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE GET IT

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 28, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i haven't gone off on twitter in months!

let me feel my feelings spants!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know you missed you're daily dose of gdm

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's 171 characters

you’d suck at twitter.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

if they upped it to 200 maybe i'd get on board

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still wanna know who tmcclel is

is it one of you VEB’ers? or is the umpire followin’ me?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 28, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it has

 Tim McClelland | Kansas

listed below. and no robot avatar

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 29, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope it's the ump.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have CB Bucknor follow me on twitter...

I wanna hear his punch-outs via 140 characters

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

That would be epic.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

is the ump from kansas?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wiki says born in Michigan.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

and it looks like he has never tweeted

but I did fire off a message to him, so if he is ever there, I’ll let y’all know

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 29, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

he just messaged me back

not the umpire, just has the same name

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 29, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

wiki says he is from Michigan

and I think he used to have a radio show out of Des Moines, Ia

I am just gonna have to ask.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 29, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

LaRuuuuue.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

omg

enough of francoeur

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

who's your poison?

i’m sticking with shannon

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, shannon

though, i don’t hate dan and al quite like everybody else

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really have a problem with Dan

he just seems like he’s trying to make the best of a bad situation he was forced into… Al on the otherhand…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse makes the pitcher run

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

who are these kids stumping for the Cardinals?

child labor

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

glovewick

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

diiiiving play by Ludwick

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

The Mets are really hard-up for money
BJRains Daniel Murphy of the Mets is raffling off his car today. Yes, his actual car. Honda Civic just took a lap around the field. 44 minutes ago via web

….

meanwhile Shannon is deeply concerned about the Tiki Hut.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Who's televising the game?

I’m not finding it.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 28, 2010 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

sny

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

thx

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 28, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

SNY

will have a replay of the game starting at 6 p.m.

by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 28, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse is K'ing

nice.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

2 Ks in the inning for lohse

woo

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been cravin' that all winter.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

thought... Boog should've stayed healthy all year long and/or had a longer playoff run

with Tommy Manzella and Ruben Tejada, and maybe Yunel Escobar turning it on, it’s going to be even harder to get the national media to notice him over JRoll for a GG. last year was the opportune time. and here I thought he had a better chance with Jack Wilson moving to the AL.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm almost sure one of those names is wrong...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert smash.

past ss.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert steal.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

"He's getting his oats today, isn't he?"

- Shannon.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert doesn't steal

second belongs to him. He takes it at will.

by mattyp on Mar 28, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, no.

Yadi lends it to him sometimes. they’re tight.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have shared custody

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

COLBY SMASH!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

COLBY

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

lights are on because of the dark clouds

we could’ve had a ‘natural’ moment, HR hit light pole

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

"Has TBA made the team yet?"

“Oh yeah. He’s a solid choice.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Luddy fouls ball off Rapuano

…justicewick?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

well damn it, Ludwick

fouled off his left foot this time.

wtf.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

coverupwick

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 28, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

mets announcers are saying the wind helped colbly

“certainly” colby’s HR is a fly ball any other time

BEE. ESS.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Obviously.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

limpwick

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

that's not what mrs. luddy said

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe i should clarify

he is limping. i don’t know whether he is limp or not

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

avengewick!

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

avenged!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

avenged!

…wick.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

takewick

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

luddy's battling

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

mark my words...

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

(there is a strong wind, apparently)

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just looked

He showed close to zero power to left field at Busch Stadium last year. I mean he didn’t even hit stuff to the warning track

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 28, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOMERUNWICK

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

MASSIVEDONGWICK

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

flagged?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

luddy gets avenged so much quicker.

boog, take note.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

boog wasn't avenged till the NLDS

and it was too late

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Every base hit we have... has come after two outs."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

ooh, all of this going down with 2 outs too

those runs were hard to come by last year, it seemed. And Yadi beat me to it

by mattyp on Mar 28, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Tejada bobbles, gets Freese.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

bad news: Stav in right.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

spring training

no reason to leave luddy in with a gimped foot.

by Evilfrog on Mar 28, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

I figured they’d sub him
another chance for Stav

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

luddy's out of the game

the chair is in

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

foul ball over the Tiki Hut

they’re really concerned about the bar.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Excellent Write Up at SB-Nation HQ Dan.

Wow, I am really impressed. That write up ranks up there with LBoros’ and BGunn’s best work.

The St. Louis Cardinals- 11 time World Champions!

by Zubin on Mar 28, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

zubin!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice dp, thanks Freese

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

FIRE BURNING

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

shot of penicillin

fixes that right up.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 28, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon colby, sell it

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

AC TRIPLE!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

triple

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

i was late to the game

what’d he do first time up?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he singled

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 28, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

is lopex trying to be ichiro

always slapping at the ball – is this something new?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Lopez pulls a Boog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

not sure the runner was out

still a nice play

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick has bruised left shin

“Ludwick has left the building.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

GD?

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 28, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB.TV got a facelift.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

please let that be the triple that secures his place on the roster.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 28, 2010 2:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Pujols

3-3 1 single, 1 double, 1 HR.

by Evilfrog on Mar 28, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

No walks?

DFA.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 28, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

pelfrey

just did the sad catcher expression

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the sad catcher meme

it was that home run where the catcher just begged for the ball down, and the guy pitched it up.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

soo..let me revisit

the pujols contract post where I spoke of some limit where we let him walk. Nevermind. Just give the man whatever he wants

by mattyp on Mar 28, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

We knew you'd come to your senses.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

(somewhat) random thought of the day:

guys, we are so unbelievably lucky that Albert F. Pujols plays for the Cardinals.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

you know, IHB, we really are

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it wrong i cheered that dp?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

nice play by Lohse

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

BJ Rains's misguided unicorn crusade continues
BJRains La Russa insisted today that club has not decided on fifth starter. Will have a story up on the site later. 4 minutes ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese doubles

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

did that drive in the 5th run?

had to run to the store and missed it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

fifth run

was larue’ sac fly to score craig after his triple

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i saw that

must be losing my mind, or following the “other” game simultaneously

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

the bases are so unclogged

I’ve lost track

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

how did freese get to third?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

groundout to short

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was a sac somewhere?

I forget. I’m multitasking.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Larue

with a productive out.

by Evilfrog on Mar 28, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wild throw. run scores.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

that's some spelling of territory, evilfrog

“givin” pales in comparison

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know what...

I do networking ok. Why doesn’t firefox’s spell check look at subject lines on SBN anyway? That’s the real issue here.

by Evilfrog on Mar 28, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

about:config

set layout.spellcheckDefault = 2

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 28, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's hard to type with those sticky fingers he has.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

submariner for mets

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

solano in at second

wonder if he just walked over from the memphis game?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

diner warming

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

"He was lookin' for the Local, and he got the Express!"

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Luddy "left shin contusion" dinger

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100328&content_id=8975348&vkey=news_stl&fext=.jsp&c_id=stl&partnerId=rss_stl

Luddy’s having an impressive spring: .283 (15-for-53) with three home runs, five doubles and 13 RBIs

Luddy is the sixth injury for spring training, eeek!

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 28, 2010 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

has craig had a single put out?

i wanted to see how he handled the field

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

stav with hr #3

over Angel

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

(of spring)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take it Igarashi's curve isn't curving.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap, he gets an official tweet

http://twitter.com/MLBSTLCardinals/status/11208001073

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

at this point i'd kill for that

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi'ooooooooooooo!!!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Stav: "What can I say, I love me some cupcakes"

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 28, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's... just...

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 28, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

mother of ass

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf

haha

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 28, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed.

I’m mostly amused you found him making that crackface smile.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

my google-fu is strong.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 28, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

the infection won't go away

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's hope if he does make the team

the rest of the National League suffers a shortage of antibiotic pitching.

by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 28, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

infected!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese fouls pitch off left foot/leg

W T F

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese works a walk

first one the Cards have worked

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese beats throw (over Barajas's head)

Craig is now a home run short of the cycle.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLB.TV question

Can I switch computers?
Can I still get it if I move 850 miles east? [With Extra Innings I know I lose it.
What are the main negatives?

by chessed on Mar 28, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

yes

main negatives are blackouts and reliability. the reliability isn’t bad, but the feed will absolutely cut out at a few unfortunate times during the season

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Answers:

1. Yes.
2. I don’t know.
3. Blackout rules are sometimes stupid. But some people here know how to get around those.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, black outs SUCK.

and no live playoffs…you get access to the cams but its goofy.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 28, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

you get playoffs

no hr derby or asg, though

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

But do you get

the Celebrity Softball game? That’s really all I care about from that weekend.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

sadly, no

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you get the slam dunk or 3-pt. contests?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

H.O.R.S.E.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you mocking my love of the Celebrity Softball game?

If so I will fight you.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I was considering one or the other (Extra Innings) – but if I’m lucky I’ll be moving this Summer. [Come to think of it, if I’m more unlucky than usual I’ll be moving this Summer also!] and don’t want to waste the money.
Blackout rules shouldn’t matter since I’m out in western Colorado (and most likely would move to KC). They’ll blackout the Rockies (or Royals in the other case) and that wouldn’t bother me at all!

by chessed on Mar 28, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

mlb.tv is also cheaper

i think it’s the way to go, for sure

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It can get annoying

if you don’t have double monitors and are watching it and on the game thread though.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you see the flash fix i posted

for full screen double monitors?

it’s like a whole new world not having to bust out another computer just to watch a game

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

missed it...

does mlb.tv shut down both monitors?

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 28, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah,

it’s a flash thing. if you have flash video full screen on one monitor and then click your mouse on the other monitor, it’ll change the flash video back to the normal size.

this fixes that problem

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/3/25/1388896/yadier-molina-slowed-down-somehow#33234277

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any help with Macs?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 28, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

They blackout all of the games on Fox even if you're not in an area that gets one of the games on TV.

I know because a couple of times last year I couldn’t watch the Indians because they were the “National” game but they were only played on TV in Cleveland and the other team’s surrounding areas. So not St. Louis and I couldn’t even watch them on MLB.TV. But that probably isn’t getting fixed or is really something they can do much about. It’s still stupid though.

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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's the saturday game of the week

you can watch it about an hour after, i think, as i believe you can watch all the games in the archives

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

or you can lrn2foxyproxy

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've tried that too.

What’s the point then? I already know what happened.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

if they were good games

i’ve watched them, or maybe just a particular inning

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get bored because I know what happened.

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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't want to hear that.

KC isn’t even Royal’s territory? Depressing

by chessed on Mar 28, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you know the zip code

the mlb.tv subscription page has a input box where you can find out which teams are blacked out in the area. Eric of futureredbirds was bemoaning the Iowa blackout the other day. Cards, Cubs, Brewers, Twins, WhiteSox and I think the Nationals.

by ubeddie on Mar 28, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

the nationals?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

iowa is nats country

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Iowa gets shafted.

First, it’s freaking Iowa. Then, they’re considered blackout territory for 4+ teams. Ridiculous.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 28, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't everywhere

in Nationals country by definition of their name alone?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The block out Royals games there, too.

But not in St. Louis.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 28, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

mlb tv is a web app so you can do it on any computer

or on your iphone which is fucking EPIC.

It’s the internet so it’s global.

No negatives unless you have a slow connection.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 28, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only real negative will be when the Cardinals

do their West coast swings during the season. For example, if you’re in Padres territory, Cards vs. Padres games will be blacked out. And yeah, what prophetjohn said. The feeds can be a little slow or wonky sometimes. But usually it’s all good.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 28, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

craig with another triple

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Craig

with a 2nd, advances to third on the throw up. Freese scores.

by Evilfrog on Mar 28, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job, AC!

Don’t let the Stav get the best of you!

by Mister Eff on Mar 28, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

it seems like we've played the Mets an awful lot this spring.

Maybe it’s just because SNY has more consistent broadcasts so it’s one of the only teams I actually see.

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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

they're 45 min away

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

70% of our games are against nats, mets, marlins

due to proximity.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I'm tired of them.

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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 28, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

luckily none are in our division

think how much they get sick of each other.

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by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Mather bats for LaRue

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Bombs gets it out of the infield

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotay pinches for Diner

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

i would've bet my paycheck

it was thursty

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's a team with a terrible outfield that we can trade Stavinoha to?

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 28, 2010 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

my stock answer is always royals

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep - gotta be the Royals

But the sad thing is that they’ll probably be better than last year.

by chessed on Mar 28, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps the Mets would bite since they've seen so much of him.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 28, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

do we want anyone from the Mets?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure they have bags of balls.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 28, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

santana

but if garcia is the 5th starter, do we really have room for another lefty?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we could trade him with some throw in for Heath Bell.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 28, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

good call

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

Stav for Santana? I can get on board with this. Now all we need is for the Mets to go bankrupt..

by Evilfrog on Mar 28, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's gonna happen™

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 28, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

if they can't sell Daniel Murphy's Honda

they will

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure we could take Reyes off their hands

seeing how he’s damaged goods now and all I don’t see why the wouldn’t pull the trigger on that one.

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by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear that David Wright guy isn't bad.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
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by Taskmaster on Mar 28, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was never convinced by his defense.

if there is a curse of Scotty, it would eat him alive.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

just think

stav would have to be the cf’er in a nats OF that included dunc and dunn

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pags Lite

Tyler Henley’s digging it out at… left?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I recommend Leach for game recaps.

he’s on fire today.
http://twitter.com/MatthewHLeach

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Boggs issues double and walk.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

boggs setting up the triple play

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

foul hits pags' mask

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

boggs k

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

(minor league game is over)

whilst Memphis and Boog continue.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

nice play by Solano

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elaborate?

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 28, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

got it at second, throw to first.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a sudden urge to drink.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Pagnozzi is hitting in Albert's spot in the lineup..."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

New record for biggest hitting talent swing in substitution history.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 28, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

supplanting

Kerry Robinson for McGwire.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 28, 2010 5:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

throw goes into Cards dugout...

no extra base, Boog out. poor Boog.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

they gave solano a hit on that

he’s the king of the infield hit this spring

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

there was a good swing, or something

Parise warming

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

We struggled against these guys early in ST

Nice to jump them hard for once.
Looks like a lot of positives to take from this game…

by JWO on Mar 28, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Stav walks ... bases loaded

Descalso bats for Boggs

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Pags scores

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

so far

18 hits and 10 runs

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

"[Craig] can get a cycle with a grand slam here in the 8th inning."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Craig nearly hits Marty Mason

he’s doomed

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

almost cleared the bases there

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please let this happen.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 28, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

grand slam fail

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

but Stav got a homer

he’s doomed

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dinger > 3 Hits?

I’m not too swift with this new-age math.

by JWO on Mar 28, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR and company veterans / dues math.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

stav hit into a dp

that’s bad, right?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I... I don't know any more.

does he still look like a large version of Miles?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

if that's bad, then yes

if it gives him even more grit (though surely not per pound), then no, he looks nothing like miles

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess that's why I'm not a MLB manager

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suppan and Miles

He’s the strange lovechild of those two

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by Solanus on Mar 28, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

high fly ball

caught.

sorry, guys.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Catellanato first pitch HR

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Craig has nice catch at first

“Parise isn’t missing any bats.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

unless of course he's missing the strike zone

Dunc walks up

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

DP

Descalso to Solano to Craig

hold the line, Memphis

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

craig looks nimble again

it’s too bad first base is locked up…wait, that’s a good thing

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

only regarding the 1b situation

craig is a gazelle and acrobat compared to walrus.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I keep hearing Victor Martinez in that Sauks video

describing Youk’s potential Fu

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Craig seems to be more chipmunk

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's tony got against chipmunks?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

they harry his adopted kittens in a basket?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we had just gone with the zombie cardinals idea, we wouldn't have this problem.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't follow

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

we

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

light bulbs going off now

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joey Bombs up

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Tatis throws wild again

who’s on base?

Parise bats for himself

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

infielder throws to first.

not second. infield single.

the Mets are committing more fail than I can blog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

he got an error for poor judgement

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be sure to pace yourself

The Mets have a whole season’s worth of fail we can discuss.

by JWO on Mar 28, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are just so many flavors of fail!

it’s fascinating.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

10-5!

they’re threatening.

Sauce warming.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

parise certainly not impressing anyone

well, there’s a k at least

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by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pags goes up to talk.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I predict Boog will be ruffled that he had a bad day against the Mets.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Port St. Lucie Florida

Home of the mighty Mutts, er Mets. -Shannonism

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 28, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

under his breath he called 'em pond scum

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: well, duh.
Scientists have finally confirmed what the rest of us have suspected for years: Bacon, cheesecake, and other delicious yet fattening foods may be addictive.
A new study in rats suggests that high-fat, high-calorie foods affect the brain in much the same way as cocaine and heroin. link

So do we say… bacon is a helluva drug?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

shhh

we don’t want it outlawed

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

there'll just be a legalize bacon movement.

/politics

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

bacon is not politics

bacon is life

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

They'll have to pry the bacon

Out of my cold, dead fingers.

by JWO on Mar 28, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bacon is rather greasy

But it also crumbles easily. What will win out? Tune in next time for, “Pulled Pork!”

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by Solanus on Mar 28, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

where's your house

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think michigan

but bacon is a movable feast

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have to be careful when you cook up a batch of bacon

the baconheads can break in

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

a bacon house has that distinctive smell

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can get a bacon high just walking in

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that's the case

the Michigan Militia will keep bacon in the hand of responsible citizens…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 28, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

bacon

it’s not just for breakfast anymore (and certainly not limited to sundays)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell that to the pot smokers

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by indakind on Mar 28, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

all this bacons talk & not one pic

sigh

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

winrar

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

chicken dinner

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

winner, winner bacon dinner?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

was Piñeiro just keeping Lohse down, or something?

  dgoold Lohse on his hitting, fielding: “Waino better look out if I’m going to hit and field like that.” #stlcards 12 minutes ago via Tweetie

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog on the air!

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

he went to the clinic down the street from his house.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn it, they mention the DP ball again. the one we can't see.

never mind about my prediction, it’s pre-recorded.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know how many of you golf

but i will be headed to pinehurst, n. carolina on wed. and will play #2 on next sunday. i’m super pumped. i’m coming home on opening day.

by zoomzoomj88 on Mar 28, 2010 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Genuinely jealous.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

...i am?

Pinehurst is a beautiful course.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

playing #6 on thurs, 4 on fri, 8 on sat and 2 on sun

by zoomzoomj88 on Mar 28, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome, sounds like a pretty fun time

I’m miserable at golf, but I enjoy it nonetheless. My short game is the only thing goin’ for me…that and strong semi-accurate drives. Putting and long irons are terrible.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog

wrist has been bothering me for two years.

Didn’t show up on MRI or anything.

/meh-phonecall

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 28, 2010 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp; it's official.

I’ll be at the Cards@Reds game on the 7th! Woo!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

i believe K-Mac got or is getting some time at the minor league game

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

huh?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

moar innings for K-Mac

so he doesn’t have to wait for his turn

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like they are putting him on a reliever's schedule

does THAT make it official for garcia?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not over till the unicorns lasso strauss

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo this morning on 550

said Garcia is 5th starter, McClellan to bullpen, and Hill to Memphis. I’m not sure you can get more official than that.

by DarkHelmut on Mar 28, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, ok..

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOO HOO

just drafted jaime in my fantasy league, too. sweet.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

tony, according to roto, says no decisions made yet

is the competition for the 5th spot going to be tony vs. mo?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

i think they’re just waiting to make it official so they don’t have to eat their words

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

with garcia going tomorrow i'd agree

but mo apparently already said the words.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

mo said

“we’re leaning toward garcia”

unless he’s said something since then

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 28, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leach has tidbits
TLR remains cagey almost to the point of combativeness when it comes to talking about who will be the fifth starter. I’ll have a story on this topic on the site later tonight, but this much is known: Garcia, Hill and McClellan are all scheduled to pitch tomorrow. Garcia will start the game against the Twins. He’s not giving up how Hill and McClellan will be used — be it in long, getting-stretched-out relief, short relief, a Minor League game, a live-BP session, whatever. He’s not giving it up. So, there’s something for tomorrow.

link

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus Mothership

here

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like he's the 5th starter

but it’s not “official” yet

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 28, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

meanwhile BJ Rains and Strauss are locked in mortal battle

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

MORTAL KOMBAT!

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 28, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh if only someone would take their twitter pictures and do a bad photoshop.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

How bad?

Like holy-crap that’s awesome. It’s baaaaaad?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, just cut out BJ Rains' twitter pic in a square

and stick it on top of Raiden or something.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Strauss' pic isn't even him

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

use a reasonable facsimile

if you know what i mean.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

if you go to the stltoday page

can screencap the video of the day for his trademark rictus of unhappiness.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

DarkHelmut above says mo stated on the radio this morning that garcia was the fifth starter

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know how Mo is, though.

it was probably a measured yes, barring the unforeseen and unknowable.

he lulls you with his lawyer-speak.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

doubtful

More of a way name a starter with a week to go thing.

by Evilfrog on Mar 28, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weeeeellll ...

as of 7:20 tonight Leach is saying no decision has been made. Sounds like the Cardinal brass needs to get on the same page.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Mar 28, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that the giants have extended cain three years

at what is speculated a very good price, should we pull the trigger on that trade now?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Lou Brock said he was really impressed by Joe Mather's baserunning skills.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

we need lou to talk up craig's baserunning skills

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 1/2 miles in 21 minutes.

20 minutes used to be my PFT time. Getting old sucks.

by Evilfrog on Mar 28, 2010 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

my knees felt creaky the other night, my hip felt achy a couple of weeks ago. you mid 30s?

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 28, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I made it in about 2 minutes.

….here in my car, I feel safest of all.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

this was sort of interesting

seems opportunity would be a big factor though – extrapolated to 162 games or x PA’s colby would definitely be ahead of braun on points.

http://www.brewcrewball.com/2010/3/25/1390274/braun-is-mlbs-best-baserunner

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

and now to watch the highlights.

Albert giving Colby the … hug? snug? what do you call those when it’s not quite the chokehold of affection?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, Luddy's homer was a monster.

the big dude behind home plate had an ‘O’ when Albert hit his.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't noticed this before

but Stav looks like he has slimmed down a bit from last season

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 28, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

best shape of his life!

…so wait, he looks even more like Suppan/Miles?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

possibly

I need to start getting myself into the best “fan” shape of my life, so that I can feel good about cheering for Stav, if/when he makes the team

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 28, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's time for moar alcohol.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still mad there are no pictures from that previous game.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I HATE YAHOO!!!!!!

:=8O

It won’t let me in for my True Grit Draft!!!!!!
DOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

>:=8O

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 28, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Upload to imageshack.us

Direct link to photo.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did for Firefox. Nice little add-on

But no-go in Chrome…

Nor out of the OS

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

well it's a linux script so I'm unsure if there's a windows one.

I’d kill for a imgur one.

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh; I don't mind it; I have imageshack's favicon on my bookmark bar

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

i will probably get flagged for this, but

i had to share the horror i experienced yesterday:

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish I would've never told you.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had a feeling you would say that.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yuck.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 28, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forrest Gump hair

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by vexedtechie on Mar 28, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's texting Al

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

if its any consolation

he struck out three times. he did not look good at the plate.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

it made me pretty sad.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

you lie, Hollywood always looks good

except those few months he had those gay little bears on

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by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he looked sexy just standing there, don't get me wrong

he looked shitty as a major league hitter

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he is pushing 40

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by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

IHateIHeartBoog

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 28, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

that’s funny. even though you hate me.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch bro

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by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have some redeeming qualities...i think

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 28, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am sure it is only a temporary hate

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 28, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd say at least two

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by gdm426 on Mar 28, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yikes!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flag'd

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 28, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe mather/ David Freese special on KSDK

Focuses on Mather’s dreaminess, Freese’s signing voice.

Chick magnets!

by Mister Eff on Mar 28, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

they're talking about his tools.

no wonder it’s so late at night.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

G-Dem re: today's game

video, audio, text

"I told him not to swing."
-Tony La Russa, on pitcher Pete Parise’s single in the ninth inning

Isn’t this how the Weaver hit happened in 06?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

was tony pissed, or amused?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 28, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

hh

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

is it me or are all the mlbtr's ticking off teams who "just didn't have room" for Chad Gaudin?

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/chad_gaudin/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 28, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

never mind

A’s for $700k

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i learned there today that hawksworth is out of options

so i guess he was a roster no-brainer from the get-go, despite the seeming lack of innings this spring.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

how? he's only been called up once.

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know, but here's the list

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/02/out-of-options-2010.html

humorous that they also maintain a list of scott boras clients

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

why is spike tv showing reruns of Entourage?

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

syndication

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

but they're bleeping out stuff, it's just dumb

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should see The Sopranos on A&E.

But at least The Sopranos has better writing.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i watched everyone of those, the editing they had to do was awful

i can’t believe A&E paid $1mil per episode to do that

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

okay, scroll down to "cardinals videos from stltoday"

Boog demonstrating hacky sack
Skip demonstrating turning DP’s*
Joey Bombs demonstrating hitting tips

*even though it’s a tiny video, Skip-enthusiasts may experience light-headedness and other symptoms

actually, I would just like to disavow any responsibility for sudden dreamyness reactions

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Very nice shirt Skip has on.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

they filmed him around noon, too, so...

lesser things have fried robots

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

the man is fit

I’m admittedly jealous

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 29, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

they might be talking about the shadow under his pecs.

just a guess.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's just boobsweat.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and rec'd

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by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't tell them that

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Prove it?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

there's nothing standard about that shirt on Skippy

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm bemused that the Joey Bombs fans have evaporated

can’t hold a candle to Skip, I s’pose

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Skip has like 3% body fat.*

*may be a slight exaggeration

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I watched Joe too.

Skip’s shirt was just more commentable (word? Now it is) than Joe.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joe doesn't get points for personality, huh.

I see how it is.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well he wasn't showing that much of his personality in that clip.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

who the F has gdm on twitter?

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

gdm426 is available

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

looks like someone who calls themselves garagedoorman has gdm

bastard

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

new nickname haha!

no one call him garagedoorman!

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

you better hurry gdm, I have evil plans if you don't.

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

you all just got your wish

boosh

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, it worked

“excellent”

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Conformist.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hipster.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

hipster

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wanna bingo?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ironic mustache?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

the Cards don't do ironic.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have you seen the chatroulette bingo?

It’s uh

Fun

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

No? Not sure I wanna. lol

Something tells me that one of the spaces would be…..phallic-related?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I won't copy the image

But yes… you would be correct

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of chatroulette

Just one of the most fantastic youtube videos out there right now

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I stumbled across #2 yesterday. I laughed again

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

chatroulette

haven’t done it before. but I installed camfrog, and some lady in the Phillipines started chatting with me and said I was handsome. problem was that she didn’t have a camera so I was like, uh, talk to ya later heh

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've only done it once, but it's easily the creepiest thing on the internet

So…many…penises….

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was awesome

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

several

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

this can't be right

all I can check off are “hoodie” and “chuck taylors.” does it count if I wish I had an excuse to wear rivers cuomo glasses?

by DanUpBaby on Mar 29, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I own some of those sunglasses...

I am a hipster?
/SHOCK

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

the world is about to end, everyone make peace with your maker

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

my maker is an exploded star from eons ago

I don’t know if that’s possible

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

anything's possible

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Flying Spaghetti Monster??

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's a totally ripoff of the flying bacon guru

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

deliciously awesome

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

i prefer the celestial teapot

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

....you watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force???!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

not in a long time

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, Shake says "Boosh!" all the time.

I love it

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i used to watch it all the time, but i stopped & never really picked it back up

that’s really the only thing i remember from it

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's managed to seep into my daily rhetoric

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be honest, this season has been nothing short of awesome.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your picture reminds me of the Great Gatsby.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, I walked over to the bookshelf to see whatcha meant.

…and I chuckled.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's my favorite book.

I have just decided to read it again.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 29, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mine's the other big-name-book we read in sophomore year; Fahrenheit 451

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just put that movie on my

Netflix Instant Queue™®.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's my favorite book too

I read it once a year and then cry in the fetal position for two weeks about not being able to write like that

by DanUpBaby on Mar 29, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well that sounds counterproductive, sir!

If you spent as much writing as you did crying in the fetal position, F. Scott Fitzgerald would be the one lamenting your writing prowess

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

you need to read it more carefully, dan.

the proper response is to sit in the corner with a glass of gin and cry for not being able to write like that.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 29, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's still a wee baby, gin's probably too much for him handle

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like doing that and reading his collected works obsessively

would bring me too close to actually plagiarizing the man’s life

by DanUpBaby on Mar 29, 2010 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guess it's better than Catcher In The Rye.

…where you turn into the worlds largest cynic and then complain about phonies

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

must kill john lennon.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

John Lennon's dead, Butters.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh dang it....

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

it wouldn't let me post the ones i really wanted to, they were too big

it’s car head lights btw

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bimmer?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or Acura?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

BMW

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thought so; 5-series?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

M3

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sextacular

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

i want one of

these

any south beach VEB’ers willing to go to their first game & pick me one up? i’ll be your bestest best friend

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Blang blang biatches

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

scratch the marlins from the pujols sweepstakes

the marlins don’t get to wear jewelry on the field

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm 6, i really want one of those

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

on a good day i can pass for 12

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

if you mean the real one, i'd love one

but these are plastic

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would totally rock a medallion if i could pull it off

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

this should be a fair trade, no matter who the PTBNL is

from mlbtr: The Orioles acquired Steven Lerud from the Orioles in exchange for a player to be named later.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

I think that was a typo.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

do can we sign video game me alread?y, he's just really good.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

come again?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's what she said

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 29, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

not to cody she didn't

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe not as a question...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

do can we sign video game me alread?y, he’s just really good.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

wat

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn, I really need to read my comments before submitting.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you mulling something over?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not really baseball, cody

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

take that back.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, and VEB isn't real either

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

and like i said above

the hanley thing is plastic.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 29, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

hell, I want to make one that says 359.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who here's been to GABP?

I’m absolutely lookin’ forward to goin’ next Wed

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:28 AM EDT reply actions  

you're going to the opener?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

that would be monday, not wednesday

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, my bad I didn't read the second part of the comment.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cody is the absolute worst

at reading the 2nd half

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

No; 2nd game.

Wed the 7th

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

here, i might be there too!

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

my sister is trying to twist my arm into going

she really wants my oldest nephew to see the Cards during his spring break next week

she doesn’t believe in my curse though. i’m honestly scarred to go.

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW; they're undefeated in games I've attended.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

how many games have you been to?

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

...1

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh heh heh.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh noes, there's no way you'll be about to out mojo my curse

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like hell i won't.

Undefeat is undefeat!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

and 0 for 20something is 0 for 20 something

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lucky Number 20-something+1

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

gdm doesn't have lucky numbers

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got SKLZ.

…I’ll out-trump your bad luck.

I mean…I’m larger. The gods of luck will favor me.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was at 9-0 until one game last year.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right on; I'll be out in RF

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I swear if you catch a rookies first home run

you better use it to cash in.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm no prick.

Just gimme an autographed bat and I’m good to go.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's good but don't give in for a autographed ball.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

unless it's a cardinal then you oblige.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaaand the thread is dead.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:48 AM EDT reply actions  

About time, wouldn't you say?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 29, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

2010-2010

sad really

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

RIP Thread!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was trying to figure out how to tweet from my phone

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sad you & spants aren't following me

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

on the twitter

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

for the tweeting

I can be found as gbowles

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

i just tried to follow you & it says pending,

i take it you have to approve of me following you?

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's all blahblahblahinternetprivacy

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

you think i am?

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

L2Hashtag

#ItsWhatTheCoolKidsDo

#SoDoesTonyReali

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Text 40404

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

i got something called uber twitter now, we'll see what happens

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man...that's way cooler than my non-cool twitter...

….then again, my phone sucks. No internets on there!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

especially when blackberrys SUCK

“look at me, i have nice keyboard and it’s 2005”

“yeah well look at me i can actually do cool stuff”

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

at least my calls don't get dropped every 30 seconds

i can’t wait to upgrade to a droid or a storm in a few months though. i do like the curve, but if i’m paying this much for something, i want to do cool things

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Droids have a reeeally nice, beefy, solid feel.

I’m kinda a motorola-fanboy though

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

every phone i had before this one was a motorloa, i love their phones

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've only owned 1 non-moto phone. It was an LG and it was nice...i guess

But I used to have a V710, then an e815, now I’m holdin’ onto the ol’ Z6, an OK slider.

The thing’s a tank, though. I’ve dropped it time and time again…thrown it a time or two also.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

souds like my old phones

i ran over one with my jeep & it kept on going

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

you guys remember those old nokia phones that were a monopoly for a while (obvious you do) i dropped one off a like 15-20ft tall bridge once and it worked fine

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

The one where the only game you got was Snake?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

man I was awesome at snake because of that phone.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've dropped my iphone

and had it vibrate off my nightstand countless times

i’m shocked at fow durable it is

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto, though I have a case on mine

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

me too

but still

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just got a new iPhone App

That detects your movements in your sleep, which indicates what level of sleep you’re in. You set an alarm, and it’ll wake you up (within 30 minutes of the alarm), at the optimal moment, based on your sleep cycle

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

why?

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I tend to feel like shit in the mornings

This wakes me up when I don’t feel like shit

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by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

But....so....wait....your phone lies on your bed as you sleep??

Mine is across the room so as to wake me up and piss me off when I go to shut it up.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

hell

i have an alram on my phone and an alarm clock . both sit no more than 4 feet from my head and i still tend to sleep through both for a while

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking of having one by my bed and one way across the room

so I’m forced to get up instead of automatically turning it off in two seconds and falling back to sleep.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can't do that, the second they go off i gotta get up

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wish that were the case with me

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've only slept through one or two alarms

i’m a very lite sleeper

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

realy what's it called?

and do you have to sleep with it in your pocket or something?

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

SleepCycle

No, you just put it next to your pillow. The accelerometer picks up how much you’re moving in your sleep

Then it generates a graph that looks like this:

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by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

You switch sides on a regular interval?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's not me, just one I found online

But it’s not necessarily switching sides, it’s HOW MUCH you’re moving. So the amount you move changes in regular intervals, like your sleep cycles

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by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Probably doesn't work with a Tempur-pedic, I'd guess

But if you could afford a Tempur-pedic, you can just buy a fancy machine to monitor your sleep movements, rather than a $3.00 iPhone app

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by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

$1 now

SPECIAL v2 LAUNCH PRICE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY – GET IT NOW!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's really cool

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

is it a cydia app or what?

can’t find it in the itunes store

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i found it

f’ing paid apps

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

does it work well if they're other bodies in the bed?

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 29, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't understand this scenario

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah why would there be someone else in your bed?

I get it, you’re cheap.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

he doesn't pay the girls to sleep with him

he pays them to leave

like any smrt man would

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

And no, I don’t think it would. Which, as prophetjohn suggested, makes VEB its perfect demographic!

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by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure there's some VEBers with dogs

or attack cats

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 29, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, i downloaded it

does it actually help you wake up?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I find myself feeling more refreshed in the mornings

Nothing’s worse than waking up in the middle of one of the “Deep sleep” portions and just feeling like a train ran over you… the app prevents that from happening

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by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

dropped calls is the carrier, though, not the phone

at least for the most part

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

is verizon ever going to get the iphone?

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rumored that it'll be sneakin' its way to Verizon in June

Glad they finally got the Pre Plus

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know if that's good or bad

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you're on a Mac, there's a desktop client called Tweetie that's awesome

But you may have to acquire it through less than legal means if you’re cheap

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think he's on a phone

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

speak up, i can't here you!

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

bump

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Distract me from studying for econometrics

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by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Simple. Listen to music.

BB King right now!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wooo! Huey Lewis now!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

TOTO!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

CJ BEATTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALBERRT!!!!!! SOOOO HAPPY TO BE HERE!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think it works like that

on blogs

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

It got you to reply, didn't it?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but

what are you bumping? nothing went to the top of the page

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't you dare question his motives

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I bumped it downward.

Why does a bump have to be unidirectional?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

it just has to be directional

you posted, but nothing happened to the overall position of the thread among its thread peers. and also not a mini-thead, because you started a new one. either way, the mini threads still stay in the same position

isn’t this more of a sage?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe you just revealed a website you frequent...

…and because I understood sage I also confess.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i think we’ve had this revelation about each other before

maybe it was someone else

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I'm usually up-to-date with the internets, but I can't figure out what you're talking about

I’m guessing 4chan?

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by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ummm, no?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Errrm... nevermind. Reading comprehension ftw!

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by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, you were right; I was being a dick.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

some stuff to look at.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gcny1956/tags/13brendanryan/

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:19 AM EDT reply actions  

That's a lotta boog.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I only wish I had his camera

besides, look how disorganized it is. nothing is in order. the only thing he’s doing right is tagging.

otherwise, that’s like my anti-flickr account.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

this guy has a couple thousand pics

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gcny1956/tags/

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 29, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

VEB totally died in firefox but is running like a champ in iron

should i make iron my new browser?

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:22 AM EDT reply actions  

why not just chrome?

this is one of veb’s odder memes

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

but yeah

i foresee an inevitable switch to chrome as my primary. just have firefox too setup how i like it for the moment

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

had to ditch chrome because of all the viruses kept attacking it

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

in what way?

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's faster and doesn't get confused with the virus thing

how is it not better? no google trackers wooo

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't really see the big deal about google trackers

like they care about what you do on the internet beyond what helps them make better services. the odds of an actual person looking at your traffic is so tiny. plus, you can always just turn it off

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure they slow down the browser

Iron is very streamlined and efficient.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

man

i haven’t had a virus in ages.

i’m glad i’m good at internet

(not saying you’re not. but my job is to remove viruses so i see a lot of this stuff and you just gotta wonder how people do it)

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not good at the interwebs, but i'm usually really careful

the only thing i did wrong was i dl’d something off of the tv channel TNT’s site to watch some of their shows online. and it had a trojan that just about killed our two computers in feb. that opened up both computers to a crap ton of shit & it took just about a month to get rid of everything

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

you should have let me know!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

how could i?

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

safe mode with networking?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, my younger bro did all the work

i just watched him & tired to keep up. hopefully this never happens, but if it does i’ll have to email you for assistance.

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've been using Iron for over a year now

and it is a champ, no doubt

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks, Flim

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

This is my personal favorite

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925557

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by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hehehe, smooth jazz metallica

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1931180

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's the best mp3 player not made by apple?

i need one, desperately

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:31 AM EDT reply actions  

I like the Sansa Fuze

the sandisk mp3 players have treated me well over the years (if only I didn’t lose them)

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

danka, i'll check them out tomorrow

i almost got a zune a couple years ago but heard they were the suck

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zunes, yes.

ZuneHD, no.

Smoooooth

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's the difference?

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zune had that terrible navigation system and the big clickwheel

ZuneHD has all-touch-screen, totally re-vamped layout.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

coolio, how much?

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

200/280 depending on if you want 16/32GB

Might be able to find em outside of M$ website cheaper

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

ZuneHD

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by vexedtechie on Mar 29, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

creative zen

no doubt. if all you want to do is listen to music. get a zen

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

i want to listen to music in my car, thats all really

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

cheap, i like the sound of that

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

also

you can add more space later with a micro sd card

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

normally I'd do my reflexive anti-anti-apple ipod recommendation here

but if you’re doing something like this where you don’t care about the user interface any mp3 player will probably be fine. you could probably find an old hard drive based archos or something really cheap on ebay.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 29, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I have an archos and it's pretty sweet.

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by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

i definitely like the ipods

but he wanted something non-apple

the only products of apple’s that i’m particularly negative about are their computer. phone is the best thing available and ipods are great if expensive

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm very skeptical about the iPad

Though apparently it’s selling well.

I can see how it can have a LOT of applications in specialized markets, though. International touch-screen surgeries, real-time movie editing from several locations, etc. I just don’t see the appeal for consumers

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by mysterui on Mar 29, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, yeah

i forgot about the ipad. it’s just dumb. the concept is dumb. nothing specific about the apple

it’s the worst part of a smart phone merged with the worst part of a netbook for only $500

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'd really like to rip out the 6disc changer & replace it with some kind of hard drive

but i don’t posses the skills required to do that.

the only reason i asked non apple was price, if price wasn’t an issue i’d get an ipod

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

i used to have a 200 cd changer

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha cds, I haven't used a cd in the longest time.

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by CodyG on Mar 29, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have tons of them sitting around

I am thinking about selling most of them

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

how antiquated

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

the funny part is

they still have higher fidelity than mp3s, etc

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

a lot of people

would say that records are the best sound out there

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

it depends on what aspects of sound you look at

I think that cds have more accurate high frequencies, and have tons more dynamic range. it all depends on taste, since they are practically equal. records have better midrange and warmer tones. I have a record player and a cd player, but am too lazy to use either one. although I have started getting into ripping .wav files lately of the records and cds. then I can just remaster anything I feel like however I want it, sort of customize it for my own ears.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

funnier still

vinyl has higher fidelity than cd

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 29, 2010 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

disagree

it depends on how you structure your argument, you could say either one is better. there’s no doubt however that dvd audio or 1" or great analog tape is better than either one.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd structure it based on analog to digital conversion

range be damned

i think there’s a lot of detail lost

specifically in sound stage or resolution

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 29, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a really good sounding mastering plugin that really warms up all digital tones

ultimately a combination of analog and digital is best

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

i guess it depends a lot on the recording process as well

analog recorded drums and bass hit a bit harder and cleaner than the digital stuff for sure

i’d tell someone just the opposite though

keep analog analog and digital digital

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 29, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

most articles I've read about mastering say to use both

besides it’s pretty much impossible to be just analog today

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

one thing I did for a while

before I got an ipod adapter was mp3 cds, and I got a lot of mileage (not a pun, just a cliche) out of that. I don’t know whether your car stereo uses them/how cheap one that uses them at best buy is anymore, but it might be worth considering. lots of room for songs in 700 MB.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 29, 2010 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

most cd players now

have 3.5" plugs on them so you don’t need an adapter. just a cheap 3.5 to 3.5 cable

me, i use the tried and true cassette to 3.5 to listen to music

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

my car apparently has the last stereo

before ford started including aux jacks for mp3 players in its stock set-up. It’s okay, though, I have the added benefit of using a really terribly designed aftermarket ipod interface through the radio controls for my troubles (and $50.)

by DanUpBaby on Mar 29, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

what kind of car do you drive?

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was gonna say it had to be an 06 or older

by 07 almost every can had jacks

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is literally the last one, as far as I can tell

I think even job 2 fusions from that model year had it. there’s an aux button, even; the instruction manual just says “this button has no function.”

by DanUpBaby on Mar 29, 2010 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hate it when your car has a button like that

i never understand why car companies do that to people. it just pisses them off

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

When I was in HS, I had a friend with a Mazda 323.

Her doors had a plastic disc on them that said “PUSH.” They, of course, did nothing. I guess Mazda thought people wouldn’t know how to open the door?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

i remember those!

i have no idea wtf mazda was thinking

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i already tried that, stupid GM stereo isn't mp3 compatible.

my mom’s same year Toyota is though

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes yes yes

if your cd player can play them (most after market ones can – don’t know about newer oem ones) theyre about the best way to play music in your car. no sound quality is lost because its a cd, unlike stupid fm transmitters or casette adapters. and you can fill up a cd with 700mbs of music – not just 80 mins.

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by BVHeck on Mar 29, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Craigslist is your friend.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

sansa has a super easy to use interface

not sure if apple users could figure it out though

zing!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

well a zen

is pretty simple and can run you from $50-$200 depending on how much space you want. 4gb is more than plenty in my opinion

i use to carry a 200gb ipod with all my music everywhere until i got my 8gb phone and realized how much music i atually listen to at a given period of time. i think i’ve got a 1-2gb of music on it now

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by prophetjohn on Mar 29, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have almost 2700 songs, and i guarantee you i dont listen to half of them

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

also depends on what type of encoding used

if they are <256k then you can fit tons of songs onto your mp3 player and you don’t need much space.

personally I like to put .wav files on my sansa player lately for some stuff (like monitoring music I’m working on on different systems)

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 29, 2010 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

i really have no idea, i'd have to check

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can get a decent head unit that has HD Radio,

USB port, iPod connectivity, ability to play MP3 CDs, an SD slot, and an AUX port for $100. That’s what I did with my car.

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by spants on Mar 29, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

that sounds fancy

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by gdm426 on Mar 29, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

My $100 head unit is just fine. My speakers are what sucks.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 29, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions