2010 Draft Preview Pt. 3: Various Positions
I was listening to the BIIIIIIG 550 in my automocar last night (sorry, but that's just the way I hear it in my head), and Jeff Luhnow was on talking minor leagues. It was really interesting stuff; almost worth enduring John Hadley, as a matter of fact.
What I was most interested in was Luhnow's take on the catchers the Cardinals currently have in their system. He spoke in glowing terms of both Steven Hill and Tony Cruz, both of whom are players converted to catcher from other positions. From what I could gather, it sounded as if Hill and Cruz are going to be sharing roughly equal catching time at Springfield this season, and they'll be the only ones there. I wonder how often you see a team on which both regular catchers are converts from other postions. It can't be a very common thing, I wouldn't think.
Regardless, I have to admit to being very intrigued by the notion of Steven Hill actually playing catcher full time. In case you aren't familiar, Hill is one of those guys in the minors who just hits and hits and hits but doesn't really have a position. (He's the 2012 version of Allen Craig, who is the 2010 version of Mark Hamilton. Know what I mean?) Apparently he's shown enough behind the plate that the Cards' minor league brass feels comfortable playing him back there on a more or less regular basis.
There was plenty of other stuff discussed; a little bit about Francisco Samuel trying to get his head right, some discussion of Allen Craig's lack of playing time at third, and one other note I thought was really interesting. Joe Kelly, a personal favourite of mine from last year's draft, was mentioned by Luhnow when Hadley asked if there were any minor leaguers who had made a big impression yet. The Cards are still planning on developing Kelly as a starter, which i was skeptical of at first, but is probably the right move considering the relative values of starters and relievers. I'll be watching Kelly closely this year; he has one of the most electric arms in the whole system.
Anyhow, enough about that. Three more draft blurbs for your consumption after the jump.
Three position players, all collegians. Directly into the fray we go.
Christian Colon, SS, Cal State Fullerton
6'0", 180 lbs
DOB: 14th May, 1989
So, what's so great about this guy?
Okay, first off, I'm more than a little disappointed that when I googled Christian Colon to get his player page from CSF, I didn't get any funny results. I thought somewhere on the first couple pages would be something brilliant, but literally nothing. Sigh.
Anyhow, as to the actual player Christian Colon, he's one of the top middle infielders available in this year's draft, especially among the college crowd. He's produced good numbers throughout his collegiate career, and has done so while playing at a top program in a tough conference at a premium position. Given such a resume, there's no reason to believe Colon won't hear his name fairly early on draft day, and he should have a fine professional career. He won't hit for much power, but he's hit quite enough for a shortstop to this point, with outstanding contact skills. He was captain of Team USA last summer, so a leadership role is nothing new to him. He has outstanding makeup and draws raves for his clubhouse presence.
Now, with all that being said, I'm not a fan of Colon, to be perfectly honest with you. First off, I'm not a big fan of his swing. I've seen worse, but I've certainly seen plenty I like a whole lot better. Second, while most believe he can stay at shortstop as a pro, there are some questions about his foot speed and range, leading to speculation second base might be a better fit. He has little power, is a tick below average at best on the bases (and I mean it when I say at best), and while his arm is good enough for the position, it's not really more than good enough.
When praise is heard for Colon (there's a sentence you don't hear every day), it generally focuses on his instincts, his baseball IQ, his heady play. In other words, he's a whole lot of intangibles. Don't get me wrong; guys like that are great to have on your team. The problem is, he reminds me a whole lot of another Cardinal draft pick, only a collegiate version. I speak, of course, of Pete Kozma. Colon is basically a less athletic version of the Koz with three years of college ball under his belt.
If Colon is the pick on draft day, I won't lead an angry mob, but I'm also not going to be particularly pleased. The Cardinals already have a couple guys like this in their system; Ryan Jackson, selected in the draft last year, is a similar sort of player, but with an infinitely better glove. They have better options at second base as well, in my ever so humble. I'm sure Colon is a fine player, and having Mark Loretta around isn't at all a bad thing, but he just doesn't represent the kind of upside I hope to see the Cardinals go for in the first round this year.
Bryce Brentz, OF/1B, Middle Tennessee State University
6'0", 185 lbs
DOB: 30th December, 1988
So, what's so great about this guy?
Bryce Brentz likes to hit. That's really all there is to it. What, you don't believe me? Fine, I'll prove it. His OPS in the 2009 season was a cool 1.471. He hit 28 home runs in just 261 plate appearances. His overall batting line looked like something you might post in Baseball Simulator 1.000: .465/.541/.930. (Baseball Simulator 1.000 was my favourite baseball video game ever, by the way, because it had magic in it.) So trust me, Bryce Brentz likes to hit. Hell, I would too if I could put up numbers like that.
Brentz has loads of power, a short swing, and great hands. Really, the only thing that worries me in his offensive profile is a relatively low walk rate. It's not bad, necessarily, but you would think a guy hitting near .500 would get pitched around a bit more often and would see a higher ISO discipline number. Or maybe I'm worrying needlessly.
Beyond being a great hitter, Brentz is also no slouch in the field. His range is just average, but he has a big-time arm suitable for Ankielian exploits in right field. He's hit as high as 93 mph off the mound, although there seems to be little consideration of him as a pitcher at the next level. (I think that .930 SLG might have something to do with it.) I've seen him listed as being a first base prospect several places, but I honestly can't think of any reason why a team would move a player with his skillset to first. Brentz has a well-defined, strong frame, with broad shoulders. He's probably already maxed out physically, but there's little reason to believe he can't be effective at the next level.
As I said earlier, my only real concern with Brentz is that he doesn't seem to like to walk a whole lot, but that's probably a bit too nitpicky. There have been questions about the level of competition he's faced, as he attends a fairly small school, so there could be a bit of an adjustment curve.
Personally, I like Brentz. The Cards have plenty of outfielders in the system already, but he's a prototype right fielder, with a big arm, big bat, and enough range to be a solid defender. In a draft depressingly weak on positional talent, Brentz is one of the few players who projects to possibly be special down the road.
Zack Cox, 3B, University of Arkansas
6'1", 215 lbs
DOB: 23rd September, 1988
So, what's so great about this guy?
Zack Cox is another player a bit in the mold of Bryce Brentz, in that he's not going to kill you in the field, but it's his bat which is going to get him drafted and carry him through the minors. Unlike Brentz, though, Cox doesn't have light-tower power, even though he's certainly big enough to suggest the ability to hit the ball a long way.
What Cox does have, though, is pure hitting ability that should get him drafted plenty early. His stroke is solid, with good bat speed, and he uses all fields. I've seen his swing referred to as short, but I would quibble with that. There's a bit of armsiness there. He's polished and understands the strike zone, and doesn't get himself out very often.
As I said before, one would expect him to have more power based on his stocky, mature frame, but it just doesn't seem to be in the cards. There are those who expect him to develop power based on his ability to make hard contact, but I'm not sure I buy into that. I call that line of thinking the Oakland Power Projection, because we heard it for years with players like Daric Barton and Travis Buck, and it doesn't seem to happen. Plenty of those types of guys turn out to be very good hitters, but rarely do they develop anything resembling plus power.
Apart from his bat, Cox really lacks another plus tool. His speed is a touch below average, his defense is just alright. He has a fairly strong arm, but it isn't a cannon by any means.
When I look at Cox (a phrase I seem to open conversations with an alarmingly large amount of the time), I see him as sort of a bigger version of Dan Descalso. Like Descalso, Cox is a lefty-swinging college third baseman who it's been suggested would benefit from a move to second base as a pro. (For the record, I think that would be an excellent idea if he can handle it.) Both of them are players with just averagish sort of tools, but excellent pure hitting skills. Cox is considerably bigger physically than Descalso, but otherwise I think the comparison is an apt one. The one other difference I see is that Descalso was a 3rd round pick; Cox may already be off the board when the Cards' pick comes around. (I think that says a bit more about the quality of position player in this draft than it does the two players' relative merits, to be honest.) Baseball Beginnings, a fantastic scouting site in and of itself, likens Cox to Blake DeWitt a bit, and I think I like that comparison a lot too. Physically, they're probably even more similar than Cox and Descalso.
In the end, I think Cox could have a very nice pro career. His bat will translate well, I believe, and his experience in a top college conference should help him make a fairly smooth adjustment. I don't know that he has the juice to be a star player, but I could see him as a very solid contributor on a good club, especially if a move to second base were to take.
I will say this, and I mean no disrespect by it: it's becoming more and more clear to me as I research these things this year that if the Cardinals are serious about spending in order to bring in upside with their early draft picks this year, at least the first rounder is overwhelmingly likely to be a pitcher.
Also, I would like to apologise for thinking the name Colon is so funny. You should see my brother and I whenever the pitcher Roman Colon is mentioned on a baseball telecast. It's like watching a Beavis and Butthead rerun.
The Baron's Playlist for the 24th of March, 2010 -- Grab Bag
"3000" - Dr. Octagon
"Up From the South" - The Budos Band
"Midnight Blues" - Charlie Rich
"Come on You Slags" - Aphex Twin (the word slags always reminds me of Tony Harrison)
"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"God Answers Back" - Clem Snide
"Sleep On the Left Side" - Cornershop
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google-whack it
try throwing in “cleanser” with your search.. should yield more interesting results.
by Birds on the Matt on Mar 24, 2010 11:16 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
what is the likelyhood that a Bryce Brentz makes it deep enough in the draft for the Cards to get a shot at him?
Doesn’t seem very likely. IMO, If they can’t get a Bryce Brentz with the first selection, then they’ve got to go for a high ceiling pitcher, much like Shelby Miller from last year. I’ll be extremely disappointed if the Cards pass on a high quality arm for another Kozmanaut.
reposting the morning news
Twice he has missed games with soreness or discomfort in the back. Before one game, he described a difficulty bending down into his position at first base. Groundballs were tricky.
1. Julio Lugo, 2B
2. Brendan Ryan, SS
3. Albert Pujols, 1B
4. Matt Holliday, LF
5. Ryan Ludwick, RF
6. Yadier Molina, C
7. David Freese, 3B
8. Joe Mather, CF
9. Rich Hill, P
Listed in the bullpen are: LHP Trever Miller, LHP Dennys Reyes; and all of the righties — Adam Ottavino, Kyle McClellan, Ryan Franklin, Mitchell Boggs, Jason Motte, Blake Hawksworth.
- Kurkjian is not panicking over the back issue, but for illogical reasons.
- Pujols will have a presser shortly. Probably about milk.
- Mets shopping Gary Matthews Jr.
- Giants number 5 spot between Todd Wellemeyer and Kevin Pucetas. Guess who has the edge.
- Red Sox use democracy to determine their facial hair. Yeah… Sauks. But hilarious.
- Is someone ripping someone’s idea again?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Victor.
Tears. Actually literally because my allergies are crazy today.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
last night's news
- when PFPs go wrong… Jo-El gets a shiner from Jimmy. the video’s scary.
- ex-Cards news from Korea
- the periodic GoodStalker piece on Boog
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Interesting that McClellan is in the bullpen today; of course, he started last Friday in the evening game so he’s had his four days of rest so maybe this would just be a “throwing between starts” thing – but next Monday, with that day and then next Saturday’s final exhibition game are the only two dates left for the #5 starter, and we have to decide after today whether to give those starts to Hill, Garcia, or McClellan.
Supposedly, from what I read somewhere last night, Hill’s comments about being “comfortable” the way he’s always pitched (which we translated as intrangience towards adopting DD’s suggestion) was made after his last start, not before – and that supposedly he’ll try DD’s approach today. We’ll see. Today’s probably his last chance, so he’d better show something or he’ll likely be cut after the game, bringing the 5th-starter competition down to Garcia and McClellan.
Hey, an import from Gateway Redbirds!
Welcome aboard!
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 24, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Garcia was listed as a reliever
for Monday’s game against Houston. He pitched the last 4 innings after Lohse went 5. I wouldn’t read too much into the lineup until after we see KMac come in for only one inning.
yeah, they have been splitting games
and just rotating who actually starts it.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
hill and kmac, i mean
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Read the comments from R Hill about
sticking to his same old approach and assumed it was his kiss death with the Cardinals. Modene, where did you read Hill would try to do what DD is asking of him? A bit late in the game to try and adopt the master’s suggestion. But if the Cards are dead set against starting with Garcia on the 25 man due to recent surgery and need McClellan in the bullpen due to the poor showing by Boggs so far, Hill might just back into the 5th starter spot for first month or so.
"...a bit late in the game.." indeed.
Put some jelly on Rich Hill, because he is toast.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
rich hill will not be the 5th starter
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Does the oracle make his prophecies in an
inebriated state?
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
why don't we have an poster named Oracle here?
that’d freaking sweet. why the f hasn’t someone done this yet?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
it's so strange to see the non-royal we from you
or was it?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
we haven't quite figured you out yet
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Colon
I think the slight, which very well could be critical, difference between Ryan Jackson and Christian Colon is that Colon can…you know….make contact with the ball. And have it go past the outfield. From everything I’ve read about Ryan Jackson, it seems that his bat ceiling is Adam Everett. Yes, that’s valuable, but Colon seems more well-rounded, and if he’s there at 25 it may not be a bad idea to draft. Unless of course the brass assumes he’ll be there in the supplementals, which would make his value even higher.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person/a>
You might be right,
in that Colon is a more well-rounded player than Jackson. However, I don’t feel his swing is going to translate well to wood bats, which would leave him with much less offensive value than he has now. Either way, he’s an interesting player, but not one I would use a first round pick on.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 24, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
what about a supplemental pick?
but yes, i would agree with you. another shelby-type of arm would be great for this organization.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person/a>
by tgreenfield on Mar 24, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
baron, any chance brentz could play second?
you mention that possibility with cox, but brentz seems more prototypical physique-wise. sounds kind of like a righty version of utley with that kind of power for that size.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I'm not sure.
So far as I can tell, the idea has never been floated. He’s played nothing but the OF and a little first in his college career.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 24, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
that'll change pretty soon if the cardinals draft him
by DanUpBaby on Mar 24, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha.
True. After all, anyone can play second, why not him?
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
he has the look
i saw his headshot.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
kmac is listed as a reliever today
does that pretty much settle it?
1. Julio Lugo, 2B
2. Brendan Ryan, SS
3. Albert Pujols, 1B
4. Matt Holliday, LF
5. Ryan Ludwick, RF
6. Yadier Molina, C
7. David Freese, 3B
8. Joe Mather, CF
9. Rich Hill, P
Listed in the bullpen are: LHP Trever Miller, LHP Dennys Reyes; and all of the righties — Adam Ottavino, Kyle McClellan, Ryan Franklin, Mitchell Boggs, Jason Motte, Blake Hawksworth.
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
too late!
i will go hang my head in shame now
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
walk it off
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I heard the key is to eat some dirt also
So it works from the inside and outside
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought they wanted to keep them pitching on the same day
alternating who was following who, and ended up breaking that up due to a split squad.
that's true
i didn’t kntice hill was starting. i guess how kmac is used in this game will tell
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
from that article
Goold thinks so
The relievers listed as available in the bullpen today are all of the big league relievers and … Kyle McClellan. This is his day to pitch (piggybacking with Rich Hill), and to keep his conditioning up as starter he’ll be targeted for four innings, at least. Could be difficult with the traffic jam of relievers ready to pitch.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Hill Is Gonna Use...
..his new-fangled delivery today, right? Soooo if he tosses 5 scoreless inning then WOOHOO!
:=8)
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
you are joking, right?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
well, i think he was already out of the game when you posted, moocow
so i think you were joking, but i’ve never been good at judging cows
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Lineup
I’d say thats a pretty good look at what our reg season lineup will be against a lefty starter. exception maybe being lopez for lugo, but still. I
I've seen mock drafts
with the Cards taking Jedd Gyorko, a middle infielder from West Virginia, with their first round pick. He seems to hit the hell outta the ball, but I’m not sure what position he projects to. If he can stay at SS, he’d be a great pick, but I doubt that’s the case. Any thoughts RB? Do you know much about this guy?
"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang
If I remember correctly,
Gyorko has some admirers on this board. (If I’m not confusing my Mountaineers…)
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
I've checked up on him
since someone (I believe it was fourstick), brought him up a while back when I was doing one of these. I like him, but I don’t love him. He’ll be in a future one of these.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 24, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup, that was me
I had mentioned him a post you had about college pitchers a while back.
If I had to guess, it would be his longish swing that is probably holding the ‘ol RB down on him a bit, and I think that’s a legit concern. However, I like his potential, and I could see him having the positional flexibility of someone like Ben Zobrist in the ability to play multiple positions well, although SS may not be one of them, sadly. I look forward to seeing your opinion of him in a later post.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
I forget where I read the earlier bit about Hill making the adjustment, but it’s in the pre-game writeup now on P-D. Hummel wrote it, I think.
this?
http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/mar/23/rich-hill-hopes-change-delivery-means-better-resul/
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Albert's
Got Milk? campaign.
Clever how they used a sledgehammer on the top of a baseball bat.
You can read it in any tone you like.
I can see the line of cubs fans now
“Got Milk Steroids?”
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
SBN'd
it’s a shame that no one is allowed to be great anymore
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
if this involves Albert, I don't want to know.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i swear the man can levitate baseballs

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
crack
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
definitely
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
care for a share?
it’s apparently pretty good.
Maybe I should have just asked if his head looked freakishly out of proportion.
great rundown, RB. the luhnow commentary
Is really interesting. Does that put cutler and stock incompetition at palm beach?
My personal guess is that hill doesn’t get good enough behind the plate to stick there. Cruz had a great defensive year and if he brings his hitting back, he could be a decent backup C.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 12:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I wasn't terribly impressed with Cruz's arm when I saw him last year.
I’m gonna guess that neither of them manages to find the right combination of offense and defense to make it to the majors.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
i haven't seen his arm in person; i'm just going off his (and i may be remembering wrong) ~50% CS rate last year.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
you posted the exact numbers in the last week
and it came out a hair on either side of 50 – think it was on the plus side, fwiw
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
okay - i had heard someone (goold?) say that he was going with miller, but maybe that was back when miller was slated for quad cities too.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Where did Miller end up than? Palm Beach?
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
that's the talk, i believe.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
agreed
i really wanted to see him in QC…well, QC against Beloit, as that’s a game I can easily get to.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person/a>
he's playing for palm beach, now
but i don’t think it’s official where he’s gonna start the season
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
there are some appalling quotes in here
some of them begin with Stav
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
What if
Stav makes the team and hits .300 off the bench? That doesn’t seem unreasonable. Is it really that bad?
I’d rather see Craig as well, he obviously offers more slugging but it won’t kill me if Stav is on the team either.
Hey Ump!
No disagreement that Stav has progressed
But his 61 PAs of futility in 2008 really pissed me off. I guess it’s tough to overcome a bad first impression.
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
To me,
Stavinoha plays the outfield similarly to the way a potted plant would and this makes Craig far preferable (to say nothing of Craig’s ability to play 3B and hit for power).
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
but stavinoha is not going to hit .300 over the season. he's hit well in spring training, but that's most likely
a combination of facing a lot of pitchers not yet ready for prime time and just dumb luck in a small sample size.
stavinoha’s career ML line is .215/.232/.313 over ~150 PAs. that’s not a major league hitter’s line. he’s terrible at defense. he’s not fast. he doesn’t have a strong arm. he doesn’t have any particular defensive flexibility, unless he’s a better catcher than i think. he really does not bring a major-league level skill to the table. and this is his age 28 season; he’s developed as much as he’s going to.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
how many at bats do you see the 25th guy (i.e., Craig or Stav) getting...
when (1) TLR’s got a 12-man pen; (2) Mather is a better defensive replacement than either Stav or Craig; (3) TLR’s going to be looking to find as many at bats as possible for Lopez, and to some extent for Lugo; (4) Lopez may take some 5th outfielder spot starts to get more at-bats; (5) when Lopez is playing third, Freese is available to pinch hit, and Freese is redundant to Stav/Craig vis a vis PH’ing; and (6) Mather as a PH is redundant to Craig/Stav?
Frankly, I’d rather see Craig in Memphis under these circumstances, continuing to get PAs and preparing for the future. Stav has no future, which the Cards know well; they won’t care when he gets few PAs. If someone gets hurt or a significant amount of at-bats opens up, then Craig can come up.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 24, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think Craig has anything more to prepare for
unless he is just trade bait. It’s now or never, even if he’s just a PHer.
I didn't say he needed more preparation time at AAA.
The question is where is the best place for his holding pattern. End of the bench getting few PAs or in AAA playing more.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 24, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, much as I want him in STL,
this might be the best bet. I see Craig as Luddy’s replacement. I’d love to see him prove he can do it one way or another.
by MdRedbirdFreak on Mar 24, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Of all the things Allen Craig might end up,
I don’t think Ryan Ludwick’s replacement is one of them.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 24, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
that's Mather
well, if we need to replace him
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd like to hear your case for that.
If he’s the hitter we think he is, he could be a decent option and you can’t beat the price.
by MdRedbirdFreak on Mar 24, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
probably talking about his arm
but he could hit his way beyond that, conceivably.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I still think he can be converted to play second base
anyone can play second base.
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we're either underrating Luddy or overrated Craig here
Craig’s ceiling with the bat is, I guess, similar to what Ludwick is now. But Ludwick’s upside is something like 5-6 WAR, and he’s probably a decent bet for 3 WAR a year. He’s a really solid hitter and plays average to plus defense. Craig could theoretically get there with the bat — I think expecting that to happen is probably being overly optimistic — but he’s still going to lag behind with the glove. I think it’s pretty unlikely that Craig ever replaces Ludwick’s overall production.
i think it's in the context of replacing luddy
because he gets too expensive, not anything else.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I don't believe he has the arm for it,
and his range in the outfield really isn’t very good. His throwing motion is long and funky, which wouldn’t be AS big a deal in the OF as at third, but I still think it hurts him. He could play left in the same sense Alfonso Soriano or Chris Duncan can play left, but I just don’t think Craig will ever have enough glove to make it in right full time.
Mather could be Luddy’s replacement, but I just don’t see Craig as that guy.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
From what I've seen of Craig,
he looks much more athletic than guys who are really terrible OFers. But I haven’t seen him actually play OF yet. His arm must really suck, or he must be Ryan Braun-ish out there.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
I've seen him in the outfield a few times,
and I agree, he’s not truly awful. Perhaps comparing him to Chris Duncan was a bit unfair. Nonetheless, I don’t believe he’ll be a good enough fielder to man right on a regular basis. I have, however, been wrong many, many times in my life.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Braun is a decent defender in the OF IMO
by vivaelpujols on Mar 25, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I meant that he's an atletic-looking guy,
who sucks compared to his body type.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
Perhaps he's more like Freese in that respect.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
Why not send him to Memphis to see if Craig can play RF every day?
by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 24, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
we need to move a few of these extraneous outfielders
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
similar problem in 2008
and after Duncan, Ankiel, Rasmus and Mather ended up on the DL, Tony started putting Miles, Kennedy and Lopez in the OF.
i mean in the minor league system
seems like a glut – maybe just my impression.
although i’d love to move stav.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i would move stav
for a side of cole slaw
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
or an onion ring
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Because he's more valuable in the big leagues, to me.
If they want him to practice more in RF, fine, but even if he’s a .3 WAR upgrade over Stav in such limited PAs, it’s still an upgrade.
Stav was a decent AAA hitter...
Perhaps someone can run the numbers given their MLEs over 100-150PAs and see what the expected difference is. Even then, given the SSS, Stavinoha could easily outhit or outluck Craig over that amount of PAs.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 24, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
he's certainly outlucking him in spring
stav drops one in and craig hits a rocket right at someone – even then craig is far outperforming stav with the bat thus far, whatever the numbers say (i have no idea, except that stav is hitting .400 or so)
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I think were Craig really shines though is against LHP
He could get a lot of at bats vs LHP. He crushes lefties
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
CHONE incorporates minor league stats
and is one of the top tier projection systems.
Stav: 0.268 0.314 0.412
Craig: 0.269 0.341 0.482
It’s a 20 run difference in their offense over 150 games. I’m not sure how you can debate this. OK hitters in AAA do not make ok hitters in the bigs. They make bad hitters. Stavinoha is, at best, a replacement level player.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
Oliver also uses minor league stats
And is much more bearish on Stav:
.253/.293/.373
by vivaelpujols on Mar 25, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Too bad the nickname Bat Gagnozzi is already taken.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
I'm kind of liking turnip.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
Melancholy.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Dirt.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know what the efficacy of that system is but sure.
Stavinoha is just flat out bad.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
It's just Marcel's with component aging and park factors
And it includes MLE’s.
by vivaelpujols on Mar 25, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
yep
I think it’s surprising he’s had as much mlb playing time that he’s had
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
ouch
i wonder if any of these guys ever take offense at their projections.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
WELLLLLL...
(twiddles mustache….)
That would be the first time Stavinoha’s offered any OFFENSE of any sort lately!
If you get my meaning!!!!!!
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'm afraid i do.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Minor tweak to a muscle
of Ludwick, Holliday or Albert results in the player needing to rest for three games. Who do you want to replace them – Lopez, Stav or Craig? I’ll go with having the insurance in STL and rely on Tony to get the player some at bats. With the number of pitching changes Tony does, the bench players will get 5 PH per week minimum.
i don't see how
it’s “now or never”
but i don’t want to see craig in memphis, either. mainly just because i like the dude. wmt’s reasoning is pretty solid, thoguh
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
i would rather craig got 150 PAs against major league pitching than 450 against minor league pitching.
i would also rather that he got exposed in a low-stress environment, rather than being thrust to the forefront by an injury.
also, while the 5th OF is not a huge leverage position, i would rather that the cardinals had the best team on the field possible. stavinoha was a well-below replacement value player.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Jay would even be a better pick than Stav
At least he would bring a great glove with him
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
i agree with this also.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Yeah, Jay offers a LOT more than Stavinoha would do
Stav is pretty much redundant, except as last-choice-pinch-hitter, or (I guess possibly) if there’s a glut of catcher injuries.
I’m slightly concerned that Yadi’s injury does, in fact, make Stavinoha a slightly more likely proposition for a TLR team.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:24 AM EDT up reply actions
pags lite AND stav on the roster
would illustrate why yadi’s value can’t be measured with numbers alone.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I personally think John Jay is a major leaguer
and Stav ain’t
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 26, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions
actually
he’s a chief justice of the Supreme Court
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 26, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
ok, fair enough
but it’s a judgment call. Stav sucks but the marginal difference between him and Craig over such a small amount of PAs is going to be very small (and might not actually materialize over such a SSS).
And plenty of teams do make the reasonable determination that their best young bat stay in the minors to get more playing time rather than ride the pine as the last bench spot. I’ll bet that if Craig was a more highly touted prospect nationally, we would all be more comfortbale with the “play every day” option vs. “ride the pro-team’s bench” option.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 24, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
in a 94 PA SS, stav was worth -0.6 WAR per fangraphs.
i wouldn’t be surprised if the difference was a win, tbh.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
and might not actually materialize over such a SSS
This quote really bothers me. Just because that difference might not show up doesn’t justify making the wrong decision based on the data at hand.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
by azruavatar on Mar 24, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hope is not a strategy?
or are you saying there’s a chance?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i'm not asking
i’m telling…and drinking and messing around.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yes, agreed, and, indeed, rec'd
most projections seem to suggest Craig is 1.5-2 wins better than Stav over a full season’s plate appearances. That still means he could be as much as half a win better as a 5th OF/once-a-week starter (assuming ~150 PAs). When you’re in a playoff hunt, that’s potentially an important 5 runs right there.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, yes, a million times yes
Craig indicated last season that he has nothing material to learn or prove in AAA. I don’t think that he needs consistent playing time to develop. 322/374/547 in a full season of AAA screams “fully developed” to me, and if that’s not fully developed, well, that’s a pretty happy problem to have.
Like an April 2009 Joe Thurston, Stavinhoa is merely having the best 50ish ABs of his career. Doesn’t mean he’s a .300 hitter or someone that should come north with the club.
by SouthsideCardsFan on Mar 24, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been feeling that way too
If Craig is the last man on the bench and not getting much action, I’m not sure that we are better off with him in STL rather than Memphis.
Stavinoha hasn't hit .300 in his triple-A career
the odds of him being a .300 hitter in the major leagues, at 28, are slim to none.
Yeah, he COULD do it, but he’d need to get really lucky on balls-in-play, and if we want a bench bat who can’t field we might as well use Mark Hamilton, who’s a better hitter than Stavinoha. Really, there’s just no reason for him to be on the 25-man that I can think of.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
turnip deficiencies
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he has memphis pictures of freeze, mather, boog, rasmus, etc.?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
those are probably boog's pictures that he misplaced
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
nothing good begins w/ an infection
"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang
reply fail
"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang
we had an infection one time & met a hot nurse
that was good
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ever put your dick in a toaster?
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
that's something you don't two twice
in one night
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Luhnow is always all hype on the prospects
I could be wrong, but have any of his “sleepers” actually turned out the next season?
Not afraid to nitpick
I heard good things about
Paul Atreides… I heard he really stepped and “woke up”
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
it's a little early for the spice
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Top 5 favorite Sci Fi book of all time
The movie wasn’t horrible either.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
what are the other 4?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
Hmmmmm I would think about it a bit more but
Ender’s Game
Wheel of Time series (as a whole I rank them)
Dune
Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy
The 5th spot is pretty open though: It would probably between the Game of Thrones series, Frankenstein, and perhaps Lord of the Rings series.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
LotR is definitely not SciFi
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Yeah. I'd say fantasy.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
I kind of meld fantasy with sci fi a lot
I do apologize for that. They seem rather similar in style, except the setting is perhaps different.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
you need two lists
I would recomend Armor by John Steakley I can tell you haven’t read it because you didn’t list it
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
i would also recommend it
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
my 5
The Time Machine – HG Wells
Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
The Futurological Congress – Stanislaw Lem
Deathbird Stories – Harlan Ellison
Valis – Philip K Dick
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Really good stuff in there
sidebar on Phillip K.’s work I was walking and discussing sci-fi with a quiet and shy classmate who was surprisingly attractive for a Fancon type, I recommended she read The Man In The High Castle as we were entering the Library she asked who wrote it, when I told her she exclaimed “Ohh I love Dick” as we passed from the noisy hallway into the quiet of the Library which was packed with students prepping for finals. The librarian looked up sharply with her eyebrows raised and the students all turned and looked, she blushed past Cardinal red on her way to purple made a sound something like Ooh, turned and walked out.
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
you strut through the library with your chest out
or follow her?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
give me att least a little credit for being a gentleman
I looked at all the expectant faces and said “she does, she really really does”
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
how much a pop you get for her number?
(of course you gave a fake number)
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
haha
the three stigmata of palmer eldritch is also must read
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I absolutely hated Brave New World
The rest of them were pretty good, but Aldous Huxley general goes against my views.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Brave New World was poignant
and a very important book. not sure what problem you have with Huxley. read ‘The Perennial Philosophy’ where he compares the similarities between all the religions. genius.
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 26, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions
I am currently on
Storm of Swords of the Game of Thrones series. It is pretty good so far
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Indeed, it's a fantastic series.
I might reread it again actually.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
I would go 1. Dune
2-5. Everything by Iain M Banks.
Maybe throw a couple of Philip K Dick’s better efforts as wild cards.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Ousel
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
That's ouzel
“Tell me of your homeworld, American Dipper.”
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, maybe. Didn't bother looking it up.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
that needs more love.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Hmmmm...that's an interesting point.
Looking back, I remember him being a big advocate of both Freese and Joe Mather when not much was thought of them in either our system or in San Diego’s system in Freese’s case. In fact, Freese basically jumped an entire level when he got here and seems poised for a breakout based on his spring. Mather had a pretty good season at AAA two years ago and was good in his limited work with the big club. Had either of those guys not been hurt last year, Luhnow might have looked pretty good on those numbers.
On the pitching side, he was a big advocate of both Salas and Sanchez a couple of winters ago, and both of those guys have come on in a big way.
Now, he’s probably been wrong as many times as he’s been right, and I’m with Az regarding Tony Cruz — he’s just not good enough behind the plate to stick there. Hill should be an interesting project, but he’s going to have to prove he can throw guys out as well as hit the crap out of the ball if he’s going to make it as a catcher. FWIW, I think the organization’s view of catching defense differs quite a bit from the LaDunc view on catching defense: namely, that it might not be a bad spot to hide a young bat that can’t play anywhere else and the defense is of secondary importance. I would guess that the LaDunc view is the exact opposite: Who’s gives a rats ass if they can hit, can they play great defense, be a leader, and handle a pitching staff. I, for one, am a bit in the middle of both of those viewpoints.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
Hypothetical
What if Hill throws 4-5 high quality innings today?
I’m glad I don’t have to make some of the decisions.
Hey Ump!
If Hill throws 4-5 HQ innings,
i predict an article tomorrow about how he has stopped tipping pitches.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
i wouldn't look for the article
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Kurkjian says Edmonds looks great.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Timmeh's voice didn't break, so I don't think so.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Hollywood always has a half shirt
Timmah must have taken some ambien to calm him down
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
my response to this probably doesn't fit within the guidlines
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
I find this hilarious.
Is it real?
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
I respect Tebow for being so open about being a Christian.
It is every Christian’s goal or objective to be open about their Christianity. Tebow does what the bible recommends in terms of sharing his faith and I respect that. It is much easier said than done because there will almost always be negative comments or responses. There are still many countries across the globe that will kill you for being so open. Just this mourning I heard about Christians being killed in Somalia for no other reason than being Christian. As far as the situation in the article he should have said that he was going to pray and anyone was welcome to join him. What he actually said is questionable but that’s how I would have approached it if I was brave enough to say anything at all. It will be a non-issue for most if not all teams as well. I don’t recall anyone having problems with Kurt Warner or Reggie White of course their play earned additional respect. None the less it isn’t nor should it be a problem for NFL teams.
"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."
by CardHawk on Mar 24, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Stop right there.
No one else comment on this.
Not warning or anything, but we’ll just put a stop to this before it gets ugly. Understood?
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 24, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
thnx
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
no offense to you or TomCat
but why don’t we let the Mods mod. no comments should mean no comments
I realize by doing this, I have done the same, but it just makes it look like people are ganging up on CardHawk for something he probably did innocently.
(please still vote for my song in the link at the bottom)
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
In that case,
I’d like to direct CardHawk – and anyone else who hasn’t read them – to the Community Guidelines.
And I don’t think there is anything wrong with thanking a mod for moderating.
You can read it in any tone you like.
going by those, I'm not sure if he broke them.
No political discussions: there are other blogs where you can discuss politics. this one is for talking about baseball. we want everybody to feel welcome here, regardless of his/her political beliefs.
No overt religious messages: ditto-we want everybody to feel welcome here, regardless of religion.
I didn’t read that as overtly religious. I understand, however, that a leak can easily lead to a flood, and it doesn’t matter much my personal opinion, so I’ll stop it at this, as to not draw this out any further.
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Christ.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm not personally offended
but comments that poke fun at religion should be considered just as bad as those for it. I don’t want to turn this into a political and religious outlet, but I also don’t think there should be a double standard.
I know you’re just having fun, and I own my fair share of smartass comments, so not necessarily pointed directly at you.
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
by STLRegalia on Mar 25, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The guy said the word "Christian" 5 times,
and then went on to explain things from the Bible and reference Christian beliefs and objectives. I’m not sure it gets much more overt.
Gah. I don’t even know why I care.
You can read it in any tone you like.
Can we get off-topic now, please?
Here’s Carl Sagan talking about whales: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGFFyqTe0u0&NR=1
discuss.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love Carl Sagan
he’s the man
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I want a movie to be made about him,
because I want Hugo Weaving to play him.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
that would be the proverbial shit
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
not sure why I care either
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
I'm loving this season.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I kinda think it's starting to get implausible, to be honest.
Suspension of disbelief is becoming harder and harder.
Really, I reckon it jumped the shark somewhere around Deuteronomy.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:32 AM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't overtly religious
to the point of being offensive, but it’s much better to stop it before it’s too far than wait and then try to stop and repair. So I stopped. No harm, no foul. I just wanted to end it where it was.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
sorry to bring it back up
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Not a problem.
I just wanted to explain I wasn’t condemning or saying it was way out of line. Just better to stop it too soon than too late.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
And effectively cut off my retort before I cud make it...
…which is probably for the best.
:=8/
Meanwhile, yeahhhhh cows!
:=8)
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
that's cool
I just thanked the mod, so there you go
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
not the time and place well done RB
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
here's the music
aaaaahhhhhhh it’s Dan and Al
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
al hrabosky
yay (…groan)
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, better than ricky
but i maintain that beggars can in fact be choosers
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
we choose death
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You should really read LB's piece on the '74 Cardinals
…in the 2010 Maple Street Annual. The stuff about The Mad Hungarian is pretty great.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Gibby and the winner of one of Albert's charity things, Ms Cunningham, is taking the lineup over
“Are you going to help Tony, and she said ‘yes, he needs some help.’”
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Is MLB.TV working for anyone else?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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GAHHHHHHH
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
It is currently sort of working.
It stops and then sometimes goes away.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
If you only knew how true that was......
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
we're right there with you brother
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
It is working better now.
I don’t know what it was doing earlier.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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hahahaha
It’s working.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Mine was having problems earlier too.
It’s been fine for the last few innings.
He hit it good. He hit it good.
haha, I think Dan hit the public address button right when he said "Rich Hill"
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Nolan Reimold?
And did you hear that awesome Frank Cusamano effect that guys in the truck just dropped on Dan?
You can read it in any tone you like.
woah that was awesome
anyone else here the rich hill echo?
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Yadi has a chat with Hill
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it is in Baltimore
maybe they have a feed
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
boo -- walk walk hit run,
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Is it wrong if I enjoy
Rich Hill struggles? All in the hopes of Garcia or K-Mac earning that 5th spot. I really don’t want Hill there…
I want the Walrus back...
boo ump blows DP.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
vid
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
umpire robs double play ball
Boog still attempts to throw dead ball.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I like how boog makes a play off the umpire
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
reminds me of when he threw across the ump in San Diego
they’re just part of the field
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Embarrassing for the umpire says Al.
And that’s lame.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
bases loaded WP scores another.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
foul tip gets away from Yadi
run scores
the good news is, Rich Hill covers the plate.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
if it's a foul tip how do the runners advance?
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
couldn't have been
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I have not found a picture of Rich Hill where he doesn't look downtrodden.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he's like Eeyore
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i hope we're not using it every 5th day
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
they let Colby speak for an ad
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
is it subtitled?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
i think it was something about Spring Training
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I missed it!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
How does Matusz look?
"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang
kind of like trevor miller actually
with the same results.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
except matusz just made luddy look silly
if miller could do that to righties he’d be a much different pitcher
i'm thinking we all know who matusz is
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
cool and collected
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Boog throws into Albert's glove!
awesome
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Boog misses awesome play
probably wouldn’t have gotten it
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Rich Hill's delivery still not fast enough
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
well the curve looks good
I’m not sure about anything else
(I am crap at recognizing pitches)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
we're the ERA sinkers, remember
make the bad pitchers look good
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
The Hal McRae days are over my friend!
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Beware of Vincente Padilla?
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Nice article, Baron
Had to rec it, just for the Baseball Simulator 1.000 ref. Man, I miss that game! Flaming fastballs…missle balls carrying outfielders back and smashing them into the wall…what’s not to like?
Take that, Winter!
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Mar 24, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions
don't tell Az
there’s a passel of kids in the dugout
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
YADI TO SECOND!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yadi 2 second!
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
yadi is sooooooooooo slow
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
talking about LaRue going "wow" at Freese's hitting
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
thought that was big mac doing the wow?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
they're talking about it
I don’t know if any of it is accurate
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Aphex Twin and Dr. Octagon are 2 of my favorites, RB! great songs
colon and cox, not so much
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 1:43 PM EDT reply actions
apparently, the magic word from the baltimore broadcasters today is "carom."
all the balls are “caroming” around the field. not a bad word, but best used sparingly.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
that's a cool word
haven’t heard that one in a while
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
aw SHIT
Yadi’s hurt
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ribs? lower back?
was runniing to third, possibly tweaked it sliding into second
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
looked like his left hip to me
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Does Holliday look thinner
or is that just the crappy mlb.tv feed?
best shape of his life?
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
it's partly the angle of the camera
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the camera subtracts ten pounds?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
it is the feed.
lugo looks like he’s wasting away.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
adjust the rabbit ears
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
jason larue - pinch runner. now i've seen it all.
please don’t be hurt, yadi.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
I blame the choice of picture today
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Has someone posted this?
I don’t want to be next-def’d. Anyways,
Garcia seems likely 5th starter!!!!
I want the Walrus back...
i'm hesitant to trust anything strauss says
but this gets a tentative ’hooray!" from me.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
he says "heavy sentiment"
but doesn’t attribute that to the staff at all. probably talking about bar/blog chatter.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
This is from his....
someone stole my tweet and will report it as breaking news without giving me credit.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
LaRue has not caught Hill in a game yet
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
LaRue's pickoff move
just to stretch out his awesomeness
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
but not as awesome - his throw to second
Rich Hill TOO SLOW
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Dan says Adam Ottaviño.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
dear rich hill:
while you are busy learning to hit the strike zone in memphis, please think about working on your speed to the plate.
thanks,
tom s.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
If he hasn't figured it out by June 1
Forget him
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I was under the impression a guy couldn't even make the team with a slow delivery
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
LaRussa demands
a delivery of under XX seconds for each and every one of their pitchers. I use XX cuz I have no idea what the real time is
I want the Walrus back...
I posted it in the Yadi espn feature
it’s defn. shorter than what I’m seeing
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
like Eeyore.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
alright waiting for spants to speak up
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
Giving a shit about this stuff only makes people think I'm a problem.
You can read it in any tone you like.
I was referencing the Politics! discussion we had last week
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
I don't think you are a problem
more of a whimsical pedant, as your sig suggests
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
You can read it in any tone you like
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
it's like you are in my head
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
This whole thread is awesome.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I read that one as James Mason
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
Bombs to Booooooooog
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
meanwhile Brendan seems to be eating a large blade of grass.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
or maybe cotton candy
but that’s obviously wishful thinking on my part
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Is he out of seeds?
I get off in a half hour…..I can’t wait to watch live AAA baseball by then.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
perfect throw to the plate.
i want boog to learn how to hit .300 so people (other than us) will begin to notice his awesomeness.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
we kind of want to keep Boog all to ourselves
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
if we find him in your basement, there'll be hell to pay, gdm
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
but we have an Xbox, the Boog loves Xbox
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
that's what they call
a lure
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
we haz an awesome assortment of bacons too
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
so does welley
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
welley kicked the Boog out a few years ago
he doesn’t want him back
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
1. what are you talking about
2. how do you know that
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
you haven't heard the story of Welley & Boog as roomies?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
yes
but I didn’t hear that he was evicted
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah Welley kicked him out
because he didn’t use a towel or his own tooth paste & deodorant & had a bunch of other “quirks” Welley couldn’t stand
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I have new respect for Colby and Joe
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Boog's one in a million man
one in a million
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Well the deodorant thing is a little strange.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
duh, doesn't the team give players their own?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
even if they didn't
it’s like $2.99 for deodorant. if this boog thing ever works out for me, i will have to lay some ground rules.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
nah, it's not the $3
it’s the one second it takes to distinguish one from the other. you really think Boog’s gonna waste his time on that?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
mines only $2.29
and the Boog really doesn’t see a problem with sharing. that’s why he’s the Boog
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I now understand how staph spreads so rapidly in locker rooms.
You can read it in any tone you like.
by spants on Mar 25, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Boog rubs the lotion on its skin
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hell, i hope he's on SC every night and wins the mvp
you know how awesome we’d be?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
are we all doing the royal we?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
in which case I think Boog would be awesome
we would just be chanting his name
maybe in a song
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I was just asking for a clarification
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
i always say "we" in reference to the cards
doesn’t everybody?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I usually use 'the Cards'
and ‘we’ for the fanbase
I just thought it was interesting. I guess I’m more of a citizen than a part of the borg collective.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
i just grew up that way i guess
never really thought about it. my nephews say “we” and they are 13 and 17. could be a family thing. we were raised pretty hard core. no matter what i did at school, if it involved defending the cards or my sister, my dad told them to pound sand when they called.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I say we for both the team and the fanbase.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
we just don't want to beat it to death & have everyone hate it
it seemed funny at the time, and now,,, well we’re not so sure
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Really never was
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
alright that 4 no's & not one yes,
so it’s dead
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think we are all glad for that
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
dammit
meant to say “I think we are glad for that”
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
i thought it was mildly funny the first time.
but its run its course, yes.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
well it's dead now, i hope you're happy
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
well i didnt really mind one way or the other
i just wanted you to know it wasn’t as terrible as people are making it seem
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
yeah
didn’t really bother me
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
it may or not make an appearance again
youneverknow
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i can't live like that
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I don't even know
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions
maybe it should have bothered me?
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions
that's what I thought
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not a big fan.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
i think it's a nice meme. . . .
for me to poop on.
/sorry, i can’t get my fix of triumph.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
the best of Triumph: The Insult Comic Dog is a good dvd purchase
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
your saturday post was awsome

FOR ME TO POOP ON
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
lol
love that guy
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
conan will be back like a phoenix with a weird haircut
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope.
Triumph is the creation of Robert Smigel, and the intellectual property rights belong to him, I believe. That’s why they were able to use it on TV Funhouse without clearing the rights through NBC.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
good, conan isn't conan without triumph
btw, is anyone going to see him comedy tour this summer?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Ooh, can I come?
Wait, never mind. I thought you said Geiger tickets. Sigh.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
27 in 24? how is that even possible?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i thought that too!
like maybe she had her own show or something
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Uh, yeah he is
There were only a handful of Triumph sketches in Conan’s umpteen years as a late night host. Granted, those sketches were money, but Conan was Conan based on his own merits.
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
My favourite
was always Zaboo.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Love it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-TfZslHKoo
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
he hit .292 last season
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 25, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
i know.
but he needs to hit .300 and he needs to either hit for power or steal moar bases or something else.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
meant to say consistently.
he needs to hit .300 consistently
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
wha???? IHB he doesn't need to, it would be neat
but his defense makes up for alot of crappy offense/
women are an enigma wrapped in paradox
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Wrapped in a sweater.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that smells really good.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 25, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm pleasantly surprised
Nobody has replied to this with “Wrapped in bacon”
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions
but everyone thought it
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
are you kidding me? i wasn't about to post to bacon bikini
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i just want a little bit of mainstream recognition
i’m sick of my friends having never heard of him.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
well that's good
because Albert F Pujols still doesn’t get the press he deserves. and if you’re waiting on Boog to get his, you’ll be waiting a long, looooooooooooooooong time
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
look at it this way
at bcb some of the posters can’t name the card’s ss. the ones that can think theriot it superior. but shouldn’t we encourage this sort of thinking in our opponents?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
intriiiiiiguing.
i like where you’re going with this, cardball.
/strokes fake beard
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
in your mind
is it a full beard, the franky variety, or other?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
its like a small thing off the chin that comes to a point.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
comme ca?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
So like a Van Dyke?
Nice. I love a woman with good facial hair.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
so long as she keeps it groomed
but most do.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
quick, turn around
there’s a couple of unicorns behind you
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
weird lady
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Frankly, at Fangraphs, the "professional" posters can't name the Cardinals shortstop
there was a post about NL central SS a while back from RJ Anderson (I think, I may be wrong) that had Lugo as our starter.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:40 AM EDT up reply actions
same with FESPN
they ranked fantasy picks and Lugo was way down in the bottom. no mention of Brendan Ryan.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I love the screaming jay drop here
I think he left 50+ kids with different women during his touring run.
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
Guess he didn't make enough on tour
to afford condoms.
by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 24, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
but he did record an awesome version of Whislin past the Graveyard
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
is a true classic. I Put a Spell on You is the best song everyone has heard but doesn’t know they’ve heard.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
well, obviously
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I prefer Nina Simone's version
but I prefer Nina Simone’s version of just about everything….
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:41 AM EDT up reply actions
for whistling or did she do a version of I put a spell?
because screaming Jay’s voodoo persona kinda adds a lot to those tunes
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
this got no mention? or did i miss it?
I was looking for something incredibly profound," Ryan recalled. " ‘Go out to Field 6 in the left-center gap and lift the stone. Dig a foot under the warning-track dirt and there you’ll find a treasure box. Pull out the scroll and read it.’ Instead … nothing. He said the most un-profound thing ever. He said it was when he accepted that he was a major-league baseball player.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
yes
it’s not my fault no one wants to read about Boog’s treasure hunt
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
if buried treasure is anywhere on a baseball field
It is probably under that giant hill in Houston
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
later Boog ends up in the doghouse
for digging
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
are you suggesting it be buried?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
And
tickets for the ride might be cheaper
by Macarver hater on Mar 24, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
® ©™
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
prussians
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why did you draw TLR like Jose Canseco?
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Most mulleted people look the same to me.
by Mister Eff on Mar 25, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That site contains malware
according to chrome. Not going there…
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:42 AM EDT up reply actions
chrome contains malware
according to chrome. can’t believe you still use it
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I am still hoping Juan gets a bionic eye, and makes it back to the majors
so you can bring that series back
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Boooooooog.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
McKay gets his whispering in.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
stolen base!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Yadi has a strained oblique
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Damn you GOB's and your infernal strained obliques!
Take that, Winter!
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Mar 24, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe we can have some good come of this
What’s Bryan Anderson been up to, lately?
by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 24, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
don't worry, we've still got nick stavinoha!
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
it's better than the serious answer which is: don't worry, we've got pagnozzi!
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
good thing we had Brian Anderson getting ready in spring training
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
that one PA was really good for his development.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
yeah
really prepared him to back up Larue
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
I think a month is about the time, I think Carp had one last year too
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
josh beckett
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
06 was a good year
is this an omen of things to come?
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Turns out it doesn't get easier with time.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
by azruavatar on Mar 24, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
jsut dont say it a third time
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
yes it was a reference to him
and Pags is just as scary as beetlejuice
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
my inflection wasn't inquiring
it was curiously hoping that if he showed up, that it would be a preferred outcome compared to H.W.S.N.B.N.
But not as fun :(
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was five times
to a mirror, in the dark
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
matt fucking pagnozzi: better?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
but 'effin' is a positive
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
italic echo!
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG
That is so adorable!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
But it's so cute!
Look at him!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
No.
I have watched ninja cat.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
it's on youtube but i can't find it
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
yeah, but that pisses me off
because i typed in “what has this cat seen” and i got nothing. f’in youtube jerks.
it’s OMG cat in case anyone was wondering
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
it's what the cat has heard
and i just figured it out – it involves stav.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
stolen boog's photos
and leveraged that into a spot on the team. not even the cat can believe this news.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I don't do cat videos.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
That second one is so funny.
The dog’s like OMG THEY"RE IN MY REACH. CRAZY LADY WILL NOT LIKE ME IF I EAT THEM. WHY IS SHE HOLDING THEM RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME? AHHHHHHHH
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
I saw part of this episode
she’s like the female Cesar
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it flashed so fast
but was that stav in a cards uni?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
so has everyone on VEB flagged Cody G for this?
Cody!!!!!
You want more recs than anyone else, not more flags!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I mean the different colored letters remind me of a preschool.
But other than that adorable is not really the word I would use.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Because you posted it?
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
or you suck
i’d go with the later
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Don't ask me questions about computers!
I don’t know!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Bat Gagnozzi.
(Thank you, Baron.)
You can read it in any tone you like.
by spants on Mar 24, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Welcome.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 24, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
we marvel at why the f it isn't green by now damnit
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
hh
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
what is hh?
i’ve been trying to figure it out and i give up
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
there was an outbreak of texting acronyms
whereupon I think the Shannon heh heh turned into hh.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i do
it’s about the only one i figured out on my own – i admit i have never sent a text message.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
so is it heh heh or haha
because theres an obvious difference
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
freese behind the plate and Lopez at 3rd?
anything but gags
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I think baseball is the only thing
that makes me cry when I hear (adjective) oblique.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
yep
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
pulled up and left the game immediately
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
stole second
tweaked it on his slide
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Maybe this will teach Yadi something about
being slow as molasses and stealing bases…yes, no one expects it, but it’s not like he’s had a lot of practice at it, either.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
was that it?
my bad. i just saw the slide into second, and the way we’ve been thieving…i’m confused.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
He probably would've been running faster on a steal.
He was out of steam and really running hard. Not fast.
You can read it in any tone you like.
i was watching on mlb.tv, left the room
and came back as he pulled up going to third on that hit to center. i saw the replay they showed after that, of him sliding into second, but had turned the volume off and was cranking gregorian chants and praying.
surprised though i didn’t notice where the throw was coming from – guess i was fixated on the slide itself, and what went wrong.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
everyone should turn up the choral music when Yadi runs
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Like he was mad at the gournd?
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ugh
It’s so hard being pedantic and then f’ing up…ground!
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
you mean he stretched a stand-up double into a close-play-at-second double?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
my screenname is justified
though with regret
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
no, this is all a dream
VEB is not real, you’re in a coma resting peacefully while candy stripers groom you
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
That's weird. So did I.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't joke about Yadi
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
he's a serious man
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
that's right.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
We can forgive VEP for not knowing
he’s working on a Waino pitch f/x for this weekend
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
robbed, hot shot to first baseman
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
throwing inside to Joe Mather, that's going to get a ripple from the crowd
throwing inside to Albert…. Whooooaaaaa no you didn’t
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Brendan Ryan, you've just been LOBstered!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
next time, boog will steal home instead.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
FOr some reason, I pictured him with two big red claws...and it wasn't all that bizzarre a thought.
by RollBirdsRoll on Mar 24, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
that's the beauty of it.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he could crack his sunflower seeds all the faster.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Here is the diagnosis
The diagnosis that Molina had suffered the oblique injury came a few minutes later. Often, injuries of this sort keep a player out a week or more.
I want the Walrus back...
Release the K-Mac!
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
er, like a kraken, not like a release-release
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
1-2-3 inning by K-Mac.
with a little help from Freese and Lugo
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
was hill supposed to pitch 4?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
nice backhand by Freese
risky, but good
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
smooth with a perfect, effortless throw
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I really like the Best of Memphis getting back together for the defense
there’s no period of adjusting to, say, Boog’s routes around the infield
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
anyone else sick of OAR?
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
frat boys are the new hippies
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
I went to Mizzou
where the town had its share of hippies and frat boys
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll admit my baseball stat isn't the best one
but I’m not really sick of it, sometimes it can reveal an undervalued player.
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
we love your stat, even if we don't understand it
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
no one understands it
but it makes me realize some players like Choo, etc are better than I knew before. it kinda brings the cream to the surface, or something like that.
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Ryan F. Ludwick
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I've been impressed
the few times I’ve seen him this year. I really think he’s going to have a great year.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
mark my words...!
Luddy’s just quietly badass.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Luddy rulz
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
LaRueeeeee
knows the drill. he’s supposed to be the hero, now.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
"Even Albert's going to make the team."
heh.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
sounds like a fan makes a nice catch of Freese's excuse me swing
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
double steal!
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Did Oquendo
take over the managerial decisions for the day? Are we really running on the basepaths? 3 stolen bases on the day?
Ole Doc Gooden
just can’t get straight.
It’s too bad he can’t get over the hump with his problem.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
fair ball! deep into right
Mr. Freese!
that was fun.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that was a beaut of an at-bat
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
dang it, Cardinals fans
you can catch that ball.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Boog robbed.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
On the bright side
Marcels has a projected .337 wOBA for Matt Pagnozzi in 2010.
On the down side, I can only assume that projection is for low-A ball, because Gags-Lite has never had a wOBA higher than .283 in ANY stop in the minor leagues, and that was in AA in 2008. So, quite where the monkeys pulled that one out of, I don’t know…
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
Has to be a typo
Surely they’re projecting a .237
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Dont think so
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=6046&position=C
Marcel is also projecting a .260 BA compared to .229 and .208 for ZIPs and Chone
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
Marcel works poorly with minor league guys
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Marcel is more for established major leaguers
Do not trust Marcel for young guys
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't use Marcel...
The Marcel the Monkey Forecasting System (or the Marcels for short) is the most advanced forecasting system ever conceived.
Not.
Actually, it is the most basic forecasting system you can have, that uses as little intelligence as possible. So, that’s the allusion to the monkey. It uses 3 years of MLB data, with the most recent data weighted heavier. It regresses towards the mean. And it has an age factor.
And
FAQ: “But, what about a player who’s never played MLB? Where’s his forecast?” That’s simple. His forecast is the league mean over 200 PA, 60 IP (starter) or 25 IP (reliever). If you want to know what the league mean is, just take the average of anyone forecast with a reliability of 0.00. So, Marcel’s official forecast for anyone coming over from Japan is that.
FWIW...
CHONE, which is much more reliable for newcomers, projects him to have a .260 wOBA. Which is in the bottom 5 of MLB amongst qualified batsmen.
Marcel only uses major league numbers
So anyone who’s had like 50 at bats in the majors will be projected for essentially league average performance.
by vivaelpujols on Mar 24, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, that's what I thought.
I was just being facetious.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:47 AM EDT up reply actions
that commercial
broke the guidelines
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
careful, there, Stone Glove.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Well, at least we won’t lose much defensively with Pagnozzi out there, and Larue is at least decent.
why is pags such a highly-rated defender?
and yes, we WOULD lose a lot.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
We're going to have to agree to disagree about Pagnozzi's defensive "skills."
You can read it in any tone you like.
for all we know Yadi may be ready for opening day or only miss like the first week
I think cowboy can handle the first week, he’s even pictured on today’s article at veb!
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
he'd have to be on the dl for 15 days though
unless they wanted to use a bench spot for an injured player… and there’s no way they only carry one healthy catcher, so pags would replace craig probably.
or stav makes the roster as backup catcher
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
retroactive to today
a 15 day dl stint would allow Yadi to be activated by for the third game of the season if my math is correct
Do ST games count for the DL?
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
don't think so
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Glaus & Garcia
placed on 15 day dl on Mar 28, 2009 retroactive to Mar 27 2009. Last season started on Apr 6th. In 2008 Carp was retro’d back to Mar 21st. So it appears the answer is Yes.
huh. learn something new every day.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
its also days not games
unlike suspensions DL is based on days so doesn’t matter how many games are actually playe djust the amount of days so he would be out till like the 8th or 9th if he was put on the DL retroactive to today
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
Who cares?
As long as there’s no picture
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
You never yelled at me.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
you're a girl,
and we’re not yelling, we said please
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
way to be a conformist
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
"they" are becoming so
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
what's the subject?
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Lugo glares the ball out of the infield
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Skip runs for Lugo
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Skippy!
Lopex!
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Skip's like, this is easy.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Felipe Lopez:
Because every team needs a guy with neck tattoos.
You can read it in any tone you like.
in ten years we'll be saying face tattoos
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
permanent tiger stripes
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
maybe that thing mike tyson got
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
How about
those things that go under the skin?
by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 24, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
or shifting nanotats?
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd settle for ones that change in the sunlight
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Sparkling
Imagine Prince Albert sparkling in the Busch Stadium dusk, the last of the sun’s setting rays igniting a show of sparks off his arms as they rip a ball into the left field second deck.
by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 24, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking darker colors
they’d probably rule that as cheating
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you are giving him a chance, remember?
albert’s bud and all that?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I'M GOING TO GET A FACE TATTOO SO YOU CAN JUDGE ME, GDM
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
but you're a rocker, neck/face ink totally works on you dude
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I wonder
does this mean that it would be wrong for Scott Spiezio to get a tattoo?
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
I was just poking fun at the idea that baseball players aren’t supposed to have tattoos and musicians who rock are
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I know this: no one should have a throat tattoo.
You can read it in any tone you like.
by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
my sister has one on her neck and it doesn't look that bad
but then again, her hair usually covers it up
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
side of her neck
so I guess not. I just don’t care about tats any more tons of people have them they don’t mean much
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Throat tats just have a very "I've done time" look about them.
You can read it in any tone you like.
by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it's all perception
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
my sister is just a dork who thought it would be unique
she plays online role playing games and doesn’t drink at all. yet she has a few tats.
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
never said baseball players shouldn't have ink
this is really more about my dislike for Floppy than it is ink
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
yeah
I hope he kicks ass for us
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
call him names
maybe he’ll get fired up!
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I just don't picture him as a douche
I think of a fratboy type when I think of a dbag
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
i see that
there are many forms of douches though, he’s the guy who thinks he’s God’s gift to the world & i just hate that
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
does he really think that is the question
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
punctuate that so i know what you mean
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you are Felipe Lopez!
WTF!!!!
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
you're ahead of the times
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll get my band's logo tattooed on my forehead
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
How is it even a question between McClellan and Hill?
by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 24, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
for what?
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I took him to mean sexiness. I could be wrong.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Mar 24, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I find
a pitcher who gets outs consistently to be sexy.
by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 24, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you consider Roy Halladay a love machine?
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
a giant ginger winger luv machine?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
Oh jesus
That needs to be his entrance music?
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
what does Colome have to do with entrance music?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
I was thinking love machine from the 70's
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
I was going for the ohh hey-zeus reference
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
pitching inside to Albert again
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
earn your pie, Matt
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that's not what I meant.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Lopex steals
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
on the third baseman, missed tag
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Luddy broken bat dp
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's appreciated
woog, that’s a painful thought
"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill
i really like albert not stealing there
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
run matt run
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Boog gets the lead man
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
who are they talking about?
talking to Gibby about not looking at the catcher and having command issues?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
coincidentally, there is a baby crying in Jupiter
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yay
hopefully yadi won’t be out for very long (and pags lite doesn’t take Craig’s spot)
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Matt Pagdoza
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
like I said
he knows about pagnozzi
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Have they tried shaking him yet?
That always works for me
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
do they sell baby muffles?
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
...what was that, Colby?
did it just drop in front of him?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
what's the score?
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions
Speaking of radios in automocars,
I heard Sir Lars Borowski, Esq on mine yesterday, talking to Scott and Nitwit Ned on the Sports Reporters show here in Springburg.
@aaronjscott
For a moment
I thought we were blessed here on the forum by OldHossRadbourne, who often posts his observations on that there Twitter thing.
by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 24, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Matusz still in
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Question for Morning People
I have to go the airport at 9am tomorrow from Saint Charles. How bad is traffic on 70 Eastbound around that time?
If by "around that time" you mean 6a...
It’s not that bad
Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09
No, I mean
I need to be at the airport at 9am
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, hmmm
That means you’ll be leaving STC at, what, 8:15? It’s pretty thick then, but barring any accidents, it moves pretty quick. Lambert is still pretty far out from the bad stuff downtown.
Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09
get there early and be ready for a wait
they’re fond of canceling empty flights and bumping everybody into a later flight. … even if some people can’t fit on the later flight.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
for future reference
check out gatewayguide.com for traffic information
born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red
first jim edmonds texting reference of the year
I can feel it coming
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
gaw
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Skip in. vs. Ohman
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
only AB for both of them.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I blinked and it was Sauce Time
well, he’s sniffing his hat.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he needs to speak to the glove
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
sniff the glove!
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
dammit! i knew it didn't sound right.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
smell the glove
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
AND CAAAAANNNNNN YOU SMEEEELLLLLLLLL THE GLLLLOOOOOOOVVVVVVE TONIGHT
/elton john
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/smellton john
You can read it in any tone you like.
by spants on Mar 24, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
as was i.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
it's called "Lick My Love Pump".
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:54 AM EDT up reply actions
It goes to 11.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The Dunc Effect
3 GB outs for Hawkstab
@aaronjscott
by musialsuspects on Mar 24, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
A good read over at BTB
Pitcher and Hitter Friendly Umpires
Analysis of the most pitcher friendly and hitter friendly umps. We need to reference this more often during the regular season
very cool
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
and we have a K
mmmmm. Sauce Time.
I still wish it were crazier.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Colby vs. Mike Gonzalez
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
what was al talking about
ladunc had motte close opening day just to prove to the fans he wasn’t a closer? i know he was attempting to compliment their wisdom, but that is something they would take offense to.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i hope tony dots one eye and dunc the other
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Yeah. Because intentionally trying to lose games is the easiest way to baseball success.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Boog hangs out with Mac
checking his notes
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
correcting his spelling
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I have this suspicion that Boog will end up with a LaRue haircut
namely, none.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Colby walks!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the bad news is
Stavinoha
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
out at second, safe at first
Stav.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
who magically changes into Rappoport!
and steals a base.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
who is twelve.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I was just gonna say
he must have been reassigned from Little League camp
Take that, Winter!
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Mar 24, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I keep thinking it's the helmet
but he looks like Colby’s got more facial hair than him
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the orioles announcer
just commented that Stavinoha must be a minor leaguer brought over for the day, because he hasn’t gotten an at bat all spring?
LaRue has a popup
a baby cries
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
vid
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Mr. Freese!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
what'd he do?
is he starting to look like our starting third baseman?
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
another one to right field that dropped
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
more of a liner in the gap
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
who gave Frankie that many lines?
I mean, really.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wha?
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
another ad
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
first pitch
first sip
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Crap, and I'm stuck at work.
Now what?
Take that, Winter!
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Mar 24, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
O'Doule's?
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe I can sneak in an O'Douls
Does that count?
Take that, Winter!
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Mar 24, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
mmm, chicken dinner.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
winnar - but loser because yadi :(
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
I regret my identity.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you have the makings of a french film right there.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
are there unemployed cows?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
The economy is tough all over...
:=8/
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
by The MooCow on Mar 24, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nothing like losing a core player due to ST injury
F!!!
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
TLR, you madman
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, I'm pretty sure that was an announcer fail
Box score shows that Jay finished out the game in RF
I thought Jay's ...
now I’m confused.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that would make sense
as the announcer told me Shelby Miller pinch ran for Stavinoha (whom hadn’t had a bat all season)
yeah, hasn't Kozma been re-assigned back to the minors now?
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:57 AM EDT up reply actions
ha
http://twitter.com/MatthewHLeach/status/10993672767
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
did she stab him?
/checks to see if spants is commenting via mobile
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
it's a punchline to this:
http://twitter.com/MatthewHLeach/status/10991493053
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ha
how does leach know the guy is obnoxious? he must be sitting out in RF.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
lol someone beat u to that joke. via twitter:
jorgearangure
Too bad Strauss couldn’t catch it..I’m kiddingRT @MatthewHLeach: Foul ball goes into rf bleachers.Obnoxious know-it-all guy doesn’t get it.
ohhhhhhhhh buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
phils getting lit up by braves.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
I think the Braves will be pretty dang good
how is Santa doing?
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Thurston is being impressive.
gag.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
not sure, but thursty just scored.
8-0 braves.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Yadi
"I felt it right after I slid," Molina said. "When I started running, I felt it again so that’s why I pulled up.
"It didn’t feel that good. It doesn’t hurt now, just when I was running."
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
OUT FOR THE SEASON
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Combination of overreacting and Cardinals' history of "I feel fine" injuries tending to linger
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
extended part of the quote
“I felt it right after I slid into third” Molina said. “It was a juicy turd.”
“It didn’t feel that good. It doesn’t hurt now, just it is running.”
Diarrhea!
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
P-D
La Russa said he would prefer that Pagnozzi play every day for that club instead of being a backup to No. 2 catcher Jason LaRue here.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Yes and no
Yes to the fact he won’t be getting playing time with the big club but no to the fact he’s stealing at bats at Memphis.
"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."
Sure, sure.
But if Gagnozzi HAS to be in the system, anywhere but the big team is preferable.
You can read it in any tone you like.
Lesser of two evils i guess.
"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."
"In the British Navy
one should always pick the lesser of two weevils."
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Again .210 .286 .292
This is one of those “there’s something going on and I’m not in the circle of trust” deals.
Not afraid to nitpick
he's gotta be best buds with stav
it’s the only explanation
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you know... Stav is buds with Amary Marti Cazana
http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/prospect-q-and-a/2006/262743.html
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
you've connected the dots, yadi2
and thanks for the read.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
He's a defensive wizard!
Or maybe someone said ‘lizard’ and it was misunderstood.
You can read it in any tone you like.
for a lizard
a .600 OPS playing mostly night games is pretty remarkable.
by DanUpBaby on Mar 24, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
borderline remarkable
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
With Barrett and LaRue on the team
we would be the undefeated bar-brawl champions of MLB…
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I do not understand.
I simply do not understand what in the heck they see in him. He’s AWFUL offensively and the metrics indicate he’s no great shake defensively (which jibes with what I’ve seen of him firsthand). I hope there’s some wicked awesome proprietary stuff to justify this decision.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
Unfortunately,
Tony was standing away from the clubhouse when he said this and was pointing toward his own team. ‘That’ club right there. That one that I coach.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
noo o o oo ooo
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
he was pointing at the o's
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
haha! twit win! (twinter?)
Wondering if the next step for JSL!!! is a live studio audience. Complete with “APPLAUSE” signs. What say you @JoeStrauss?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Anyone know what the hell is going on with wikipedia today?
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
Kruk and Ravech bemused by intelligent 20 year old
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
We all talk a lot of crap about some of the Cards' announcers
but those O’s announcers on the MLB audio feed were far far FAR worse than any of our own announcers
aye
just read back through some of my posts detailing their play-by-play. I know they announce for an american league team, and that this is spring training…. but the guy couldn’t figure out that Stavinoha had actually had an at bat this season, when the dude has damn near been leading the cards in at bats, and hitting near .400. Colby (an NL rookie of the year contender last year) was Cody. Kozma finished the game in right and Shelby Miller pinch ran for Stavinoha.
No excuse
since the Cards publish a Press Pass daily which contains the hitting logs for the spring.
well, to be fair
Colby sometimes is Cody. the rest, though, is ridiculous.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Anyone watch the WWII in HD?
This guy was telling a story about how his ship was sunk off the coast of the Philippines. The ship that found him and his fellow crewmen drifting in the ocean were weary about bringing them on board, so they asked them… “who won the World Series?”
They answered “The St. Louis Cardinals” and were brought aboard the ship.
To extrapolate: This goes to show you, if you ever find yourself floating in the Pacific Ocean, being eaten by sharks, don’t listen to Bear Grylls… Just yell out that you’re a Cardinals fan, and it will save your life.
by stxcardsfan on Mar 24, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
IIRC that was standard during the World Wars
they’d ask baseball questions to root out spies
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
so is this where japans love affair w/ baseball started hmmm?
why are these americans always asking about stickball?
the Americans brought baseball to their territories
there was a really neat picture at the ASG-concurrent exhibit at the Arch
baseball spreading around to the Spanish-American War holdings. but that was a turn of the century printing, so Japan was later
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
All-Star Game
exhibit at the Gateway Arch

it’s historical, yo. and less than 80K.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
really? mine reads 73.65K
I’m bigger on your monitor?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'm experiencing shrinkage
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
That was on my home machine...75.4 now on a lap top.
strange.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
OT: I posted this at BtB but thought it was worth a mention over here:
Free Yale Game theory course here. Really easy to follow, and everything is online (literally everything: lecture transcripts, video, class notes, handouts, tests, answer keys, everything. Amazing resource).
Also OT, I have a $50 Best Buy gift card burning a whole in my pocket.
Anything under or around $100 that I shouldn’t be living without?
another external hard drive?
some fancy headphones?
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Another implies that I already have one. Which I don't.
I am not an audiophile, should I have one anyway?
get a passport hard drive
you can always back up stuff in case your system crashes. and good headphones are very underrated imo.
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Go on a Blu-ray/DVD splurge
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Cards Fan in Chitown and jd give good advice.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
missed that, I thought it was some sort of slang you kids use
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
wut
OT: Got some new batting gloves and cleats today.
I’m so ready for the season to start up.
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
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Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
what the hell is that
\oo/
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
What the Hell is That?
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
throwin up the metal fingers
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I Like!!! High Five!!!
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
He hung for 12 minutes
Arm must have gotten tired
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just walked in here and found him standing like that.
You can read it in any tone you like.
by spants on Mar 24, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If I ever walked into a room and saw a guy waiting for a high five
I’d give him a very enthusiastic one
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
What if you walk into a room and see a guy waiting for-
You know what? Never mind.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't glare at me.
It’s not polite.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
You'd best watch it.
You’ll start to get a reputation, you know.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
don't tell that to Julio
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
that's a good one
it can also double as the VEB symbol
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i like it
it’s like wondertwins and a bird
though VEB is more like
o>
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's the front view dude
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Cardinals don't stare at you that way
VEB’s all about The Eye
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
metal batting gloves would protect boog's fingers better
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
he could wear a gauntlet
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Interchangeable.
Not allowed to have metal cleats in slowpitch league, but I want the option in case I play anywhere else.
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
You must really get into your fantasy baseball!
"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."
by CardHawk on Mar 24, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
How many scoreless appearances did he have in a row last season?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
really? my guess was gonna be stan the man
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
ah, tricky
like the babe lacking in the hardware
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
On The Other Hand...
… Musial still holds the record for most All Star Game home runs with 6. Amazing, with all the sluggers who’ve come around since then, that the record has stood for 50 years now.
Last Card to hit an ASG homer, BTW – Reggie Smith in 1974.
Yadi?
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
his line drives were so much better than al oliver's
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Oh jesus
The formula for ERA+ has been changed on BRef. This is the kind of stuff I can see people getting really annoyed with.
Not afraid to nitpick
i wasn't going to drink today, but that does it!
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's equally annoying that the stat gurus at The BOOK
are all saying, “I can’t understand why anyone would have a problem with this?!?!”. I understand what the stat is doing now but I’m not sure I like it. And it bogs the hell out of me that I have to retrain my brain to process that information. Those guys are all brilliant but sometimes they lack the ability to empathize with anyone who isn’t hardcore about the stats.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
I think it is much more intuitive now though
i.e. it shows what many people thought that it showed before
the roto says that jaime omar garcia is officially the 5th starter, kmac's in the pen
strauss is their source
i’m curently looking for more reliable info
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Here’s the article
It kind of looks like a shot at B.J. Rains
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
when you are so insecure that you have to take shots at people running imaginary newspapers, you have a small penis.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
i don't get it - where's the shot at BJ Rains?
by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 24, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe a cigar is simply a cigar, but he the article came out 2 hours after BJ tweeted this
Tony La Russa says Hill, McClellan and Garcia are all still battling for rotation spot and that no decision has been made.
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
that doesn't seem like a shot to me.
Hell. If that came out two hours afterward they both could be correct.
Plus
Strauss looks more like a he draws his own conclusion. He doesn’t mention that Tony or Duncan said Garcia is in the 5th spot. Personally I think that Tony and Duncan will still like Garcia to think he still has to earn the spot instead of telling him he has it at this point, even IF they did decide it was his already.
strauss had also been grumbling that unnamed competitors would take a tweet or an article which got recounted
on rotoworld and cite rotoworld (as opposed to joe strauss) as the source.
i thought making such a thinly veiled gripe was pretty passive aggressive.
# Never underestimate tackiness of media competitor. Many recent e.g.’s in STL. P-D breaks news, 2nd party picks up, compete cites 2nd party. 12:33 PM Mar 23rd via web
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
same
# Rant (cont.): Tomorrow other STL media will source RotoTimes for “breaking” Garcia status. Unreal. #WagTheDog 12:15 PM Mar 23rd via web
# Here’s how new media works: Post Twit opining Garcia will make rotation. 30 minutes later RotoTimes runs with it. Chats fair game as well.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
well, i hope he gets cited if he's wrong about this
he’s just playing the percentages/a hunch. it could happen, but he doesn’t say this sentiment is coming from the decision-makers. maybe he’s referencing VEB?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i doubt that in any but the darkest recesses of his mind does joe strauss consider VEB a "compete."
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
not the compete part
the popular sentiment part – sounds like bar or blog talk, because he doesn’t attach it to players or staff.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it competes with his penis size
he’s taken plenty of shots at new media just this week
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he must still be bitter
so he’s getting out in front of the story.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
so that's why he was bitching about "poaching." I was wondering what the hell he was talking about
i doubt that man will ever stop surprising me
that’s some high quality professional journalism
the guy has the integrity of a politician
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
mothership
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
should have guessed. strauss is full of shit. my fault everyone
move along. nothing to see here
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Larussa being coy?
at least we know Hill is probably going to the minors
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't know
he did pretty much say he’d use kmac wherever it best helped the team. i wasn’t sure if garcia had any starts scheduled, because w/o that there’s no way they intend to take him, but it says monday is the day…
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I'm reading something else into this
But you do try and max out everybody on your team to make the strongest unit going forward. He can start, he’s proven that, and he can relieve. We’ll see."
Sounds to me like he’s setting KMac up to take PuppyKicker’s spot as long man/mop-up/spot starter. I hope not, because he’s one of the better relievers on the team, right now.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought Hawk was that guy
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Hope so
because that is not what we should be using KMac for.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i read it as, if garcia is chosen
tony can sell it as “we need kmac more in the pen, that’s all there is to it” so everyone “knows” kmac didn’t lose the battle, he sacrificed for the team
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Seppuku?
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
tbh
Unless KMac sorts out his control, I’m not convinced there’s a huge difference between him, Boggs and Hawksworth in terms of what they can/will do in the pen. I guess we just wait and see how the season plays out in order to determine who gets the more highly-leveraged innings.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 8:13 AM EDT up reply actions
let that be a lesson
don’t doubt the unicorns
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Strauss
reiterates. or something.
quotes Mo:
http://twitter.com/JoeStrauss/status/11010434492
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i wonder when that quote was from
i seem to recall mo saying they were leaning toward garcia as a starter (not “5th” starter), wherever that was, as opposed to a bullpen role in stl, and pretty sure that sand line was used then.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Goold is a little late to this one, isn't he?
my first fantasy draft starts in 4 minutes!
wooooo!
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
don't fall for the wellemeyer trick
just think, one day he’ll be telling his grandkids how he pitched in a rotation with carp and waino, and in a rotation with lincecum and cain.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Is that blank that guy who pitches for your local team
whose name always comes up blank?
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah its the funniest thing
i write it out and it just…disappears. like back to the future style.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
KILL THE HAREN MEME
KILLL IT DEAD
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
PS liking your team so far
but two second basemen? Is there a “MIF” spot or or are you thinking of putting B-Zob in the OF?
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions
zobry qualifies at 2b, ss, and of
its awesome. so i’m using him as my ss.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
"One [offer] that did [materialize]
was from Washington Nationals’ president Stan Kasten, the former Braves president, who wanted Smoltz to start for the Nats and eventually coach."
http://blogs.ajc.com/atlanta-braves-blog/2010/03/24/smoltz-visits-braves-camp-all-but-retired/
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wearing a michigan state shirt
just to piss off fang.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
If I were to ever own a Big 10 shirt
I’d probably go with Minnesota. For no reason. They’re Gophers, I guess.
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
michigan state is my second favorite big ten team
so ha!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions
ohio state i presume?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions
hellz no
i hate all big 10 teams. every damn one of those boring ass teams
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
well....me too, kind of
but i have to pick one or two i don’t absolutely hate.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions
for the love of the GOB's why'd you pick a michigan school then?
fuck michigan
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
At Illinois
it’s spelled Muck Fichigan… cause apparently we have a rivalry with them (read we have no rivals)
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
osu has those shirts too, i think they are just for people with kids
because when there are no kids around people drop the f bomb. they reeeeeeally hate michigan around here
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Michigan and Ohio
in a steel cage death match… battle of the tallest midgets there…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
as far as i'm concerned, they both can fall into lake erie & sink into hell
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
see rankings below.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Who is number 1 in the power rankings?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
IU, of course.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Interesting choice...
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
why you say that?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions
That someone
with no ties to the school (which is the assmuption this is based on) could root for a school that has both Myles Brand and Kelvin Sampson in it’s resume…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
mommy went there
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Ok my point falls apart.
I really had no problem with the school until the whole Sampson thing… that man is a creep. Whoever decided to sign him up long term should have been fired, and sterlized to keep from polluting the earth with their bad instincts…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i agree
but they are IU, i have to stay a fan.
1. iu
2. michigan state
3. michigan
4. minnesota
5. northwestern
6. iowa
7. wisconsin
8. penn state
9. purdue
10. illinois
11. ohio state
for football, i like michigan more than michigan state and iowa is automatically #1 because someone from my high school is a huge star there right now.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions
If Iowa was wiped from the map
I would feel nothing but ecstasy. I can’t stand that group of idiots.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
like i said
it’s just default right now. they’re generally near the bottom of the list for football.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions
That entire athletic department
is full of creeps and douchebags and has a long rich history of it. Also the school in general draws my ire for all the Chicago suburb kids that can’t get into Illinois telling me how great it is because they ended up at their safety school. As my joke has always gone… I didn’t go to Iowa because I already graduated high school once. No need for another time.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
generally think the same thing
but right now i’m a HUGE northern iowa fan. and i’m not afraid to say that!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I have no problem with UNI
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i hate them all, but i hate the michigan schools the mostest
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
for you, that's like saying hitler is your second favorite war criminal
(of all time!)
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
If *you* were a Royals prospect...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wow, i kept thinking it
and finally he says it in last paragraph: greinke.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Kurkjian cracks me up
but he’s right. baseball is awesome.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2010/columns/story?columnist=kurkjian_tim&id=5018602&campaign=rss&source=MLBHeadlines
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
awesome
• Cardinals second baseman Skip Schumaker hit all winter with Cardinals hitting coach Mark McGwire. One day, after the two and shortstop Brendan Ryan hit in the cage, Schumaker cajoled McGwire into taking some swings on the field. By Schumaker’s count, McGwire took 15 swings, and hit 11 balls over the fence. Three days later, he took 20 swings, and hit 12 homers. "And they weren’t just wall-scrapers,‘’ Shumaker said. "He made us look bad. He hadn’t swung a bat in nine years.’’
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I've heard that one about twenty times
they have no other awesome stories from camp, like Julio buying everyone lunch or Boog’s treasure hunt
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
new to me
thanks for the link
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
also
I’ve been reading a lot of good things about Jason Heyward
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
me too
he stunned the BBTN crew by being huge and being intelligent
they were out-matched
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I really, really like Heyward
seems a decent guy too. I think he’s going to be an absolute superstar (I know, not exactly a ground-breaking prediction), and I kinda hope he does.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 8:17 AM EDT up reply actions
i like to have smart guys on my team
i tried to draft brian barton, but i didn’t see him on the list
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Nothing makes me feel smarter than sportswriters quoting athletes "big" words
spoke eloquently about it, using the words "metaphor’’ and "apartheid’’ and "genre’’ in complete sentences.
Really?
Not afraid to nitpick
and a slight bit racist.
maybe i’m a bit sensitive to african americans being deemed eloquent/articulate, but cardball is right, it seems demeaning.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person/a>
by tgreenfield on Mar 24, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
it's pretty stunning, actually
was that quote clipped from the linked article by kurkjian? i like his enthusiasm, and him in general, but if he had said that on-air i think some jaws would’ve dropped and there would be some apologizing to do.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Except that Kirkjian
was talking about CJ Wilson, who, as far as I know, is caucasian
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
(follow him on twitter!)
http://twitter.com/str8edgeracer
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
OMG
They used a complete sentence! What are they in first grade?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
To be honest
How are you guys not surprised he used the work ‘apartheid’ in a sentence? That is not exactly a word that comes up in conversations to often. What was the context?
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i found that odd too
but it’s not exactly the point. still, i’m curious.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I was surprised by that word but still I don't know that that sentence needs to be included.
It sounds awful condescending.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
"I for one was impressed that a girl used the word 'condescending' in a sentences
we truly have come along way since the early 1900’s, good job boys"
by vivaelpujols on Mar 24, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
However grammar in men has not improved:
“I for one was impressed that a girl used the word ‘condescending’ in a sentences
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
/shakes head disapprovingly at VEP
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Shut up and give us a Penny pitch f/x!
You can read it in any tone you like.
by spants on Mar 24, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I have no idea how to make a sandich.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Also that sounds uncomfortable.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
make you're own fucking sandwich asshole
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
sudo make me a sandwich?
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Nice
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
A sandwich is not a baked good.
It’s funnier when the item requested is baked.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
let me guess
everything is funnier baked?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Carl Sagan also enjoyed baking goods.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or, you know, a real item.
You can read it in any tone you like.
by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It really is helpful that way.
Who knows? Maybe I would have actually made him something. But as it is now… I can’t do anything.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
would you make me some brownies if i asked?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Thus endeth
the royal “we”?
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
No.
I hate brownies.
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
one day a female who's not related to me will make me brownies
mark my word, one day that will happen
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
She may not have been born a female
But dammit, it will happen!
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
that is no way to talk about your sister dude
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Oh, come now, spants.
When dealing with a neanderthalic request such as commanding a woman to make food, you’re going to quibble over the spelling of said item? He’s maxing out the grey matter as it is visualising something edible in the first place. You’re just being unfair.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And, um, and, uh, I mean, and
go and bake me some cookies, woman!
Swish!
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
My shoulders are still too sore from all the jumping jacks.
And then I worked my arms today, so tomorrow should be interesting.
You can read it in any tone you like.
I didn't ask for exercise-related excuses!
I asked for cookies!
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I have.
Why?
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I can't hear anything about people having cookies without hearing Alec Baldwin saying
“Sex is like chinese food…. It’s not over until you both get your cookies.”
Still the greatest advice movies have ever gave me.
by Mister Eff on Mar 25, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ah, I see.
The best sex advice I ever got came from my old man. “Son,” he said, “Sex is like a refrigerator box full of M&M’s. You just take that shit and shake the shit out of it ‘til it’s all over the floor and then you eat only the green ones ‘cause the red ones are the devil’s nectar. And don’t ever, ever let a fox in the house after dark! They’ll just muck up the place with their fox ways and their toy trains!”
He was very wise. Wait, not wise, the other thing. Drunk.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
i want to rec this post till the internet breaks.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
my dad never told me about the sex
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I'm also out of butter.
I’m not exactly sure what kind of good cookie would come from my ingredients on hand. Unless you like applesauce in your cookies.
(waiting for The Red Baron Hrmph™)
You can read it in any tone you like.
Actually,
I have a recipe for a really ripping applesauce bread. Delicious.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Not cookies, though.
And I actually have a delicious cookie that calls for applesauce.
You can read it in any tone you like.
applesauce is the shit
in a good way. i just started eating it again for the first time since i was like 12. it is way better than eating an actual apple.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
you know what applse sauce is great on?
fettucini alfredo noodles. i crap you not, it’s great
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I agree with you.
Although it seems most people don’t.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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i make some killer double chocolate cookies
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
you can pat those burger patties
as you do those jumping jacks
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
That's what she said.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thank you, my magic box friend.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
What?
I meant computer=magic box where my friends live. You’re the one who made it something dirty.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
not what I was thinking haha
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Whatever, pervert.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
silly spants, you should know aaron is as pure as an altar boy.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
it's those choir boys who are the sluts
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Pope calls me
when he has a moral dilemma. He’s all like, “Aaron, man, you gotta help me! I was just hangin’ out here in the Vatican, washin’ my pope hat and shit, and this nun walked in wearing this habit that was just ALL OVER her shit! You know what I mean? How can I resist?”
And then I’m like, “Listen, P, you need to just remember the path of the righteous is beset on all sides by the inequities and shit. Right? Ain’t no thing, just keep to your principles, baby! Purity is the path to enlightenment! Be strong, P!”
He thanked me profusely.
Then I went and found that nun he was talking about.
And counselled her on the dangers of too-tight habits.
(Too-tight habits sounds dirty. And fun.)
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
this reminds me of jay and silent bob in dogma
but i’m sure its something else.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Hmm?
I don’t recall that part.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions
no i just mean like if jay had to counsel the pope
i think he would say the same thing. i read this whole exchange in his voice.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
Ah, I see.
Hmm. It does sound right that way, doesn’t it?
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
i now demand a kevin smith movie where the pope has a moral break down and jay and silent bob save the day
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
just make sure he doesn't have to fly
anywhere in order to film it
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
You son of a bitch.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Sadly,
Mr. Smith won’t be able to fly to Rome to shoot it on location.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions
well you certainly don't want loose hobbits
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
You show me where it says
in the Bible Thou Shalt Not Fuck Thy Kitchen Appliances. I’m telling you right now, you won’t find it. Appliance sex is no sin. My purity is fully intact no matter how many toasters, microwaves, and immersion blenders I may have relations with.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 26, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nothing pure about relations
with an immersion blender. Yeesh.
You can read it in any tone you like.
immersion blenders?
holy fuck man, it’s time for an intervention. the red b has gone too far. we must save him before it’s too late!
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i recall you writing something the other day
that tom made a funny about that turned green.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Okay...
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
talking about District 9
the whole anecdote was probably unfortunate. the other ways to word it include portraying his teammates as uncultured heathens
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
love that movie
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Aaw, this is so cute
Richard Pravata // March 24, 2010 at 7:47 am | Reply
[snark]So, you’re suggesting bunting is a good idea?[/snark]
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morganensberg // March 24, 2010 at 1:50 pm | Reply
I think bunting is a good idea. My view comes from a defensive standpoint of putting pressure on the defense though. That was the super short answer….my opinion is much larger than that but I would have to explain.
What is snark?
Morgan
http://morganensberg.wordpress.com/2010/03/23/you-can-throw-your-calculators-away/#comments
what is a gdm?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you guys go easy on him
we have to convert him before we can adopt him
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
man ensburg seems cooler all the time
lol @ what is snark
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
how's the draft?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
after zobrist?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i'm not loving it
can’t remember the order, but man ram, chris coghlan, javier vasquez, mccutchen, casey blake
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
not a bird in sight
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
the whole league is mostly cards fans so its hard to get them
colby went in like the 6th round
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
My uncle picked Colby in like the sixth round.
I was very angry. I have to figure who I should trade for him.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
do you have sizemore?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
He's my eternal keeper.
As if anyone else will ever get a chance to draft him while I’m in the league. HA!
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
that doesn't mean what you think it means
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
your bench is slang term for who you fantasize about
sexually
if you in fact do such a thing
which is a totally natural, normal thing. totally normal
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
wow really?
huh…learn something new everyday.
well he’s not on my “bench” then. just to be clear.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
don't worry, only a pervert would know that
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
oh, ok.
well its not really perverted. i actually kind of like this term.
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
i guess it's not as popular as i thought
glad you like it. glad everyone seems to like it. be sure to tell your friends
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Weird.
I’ve never heard that either.
I can officially start referring to The Golden Girls as ‘The Bench’ now; that way my friends will stop making fun of me when they call, ask what I’m doing, and I say I’m watching Golden Girls. Now I’ll just say I’m sitting on the bench. They’ll be confused, but me secret will be safe.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
blanche is pretty hot
"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."
by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah.
And you just know she’d be wild. And that accent, ohmigod!
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This subthread is amazing.
I went to logged off 10 minutes too soon.
You can read it in any tone you like.
Remember that episode when the Golden girls had a sixsome with the daughters on Empty Nest.
by Mister Eff on Mar 25, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's why I got windshield wipers for my computer screen.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
you're secret's not as safe as you think it is

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
That's why, he's so innocent
The internet will soon ruin him…
by vivaelpujols on Mar 24, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Bunting is, in super-specific situations, a good idea
so, he’s not totally wrong.
For a guy like Jose Reyes, who has a 37% lifetime BUH%, it makes some sense occasionally, too.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I love VEB
with the help of my VEB brothers and sisters, my song choice, Europe’s “Final Countdown”, has made it to the Elite 8 in voting for the new intro song for the local Sports radio show.
Please, if you have time, head here and log a vote or 10.
thanks
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
90-10 your way
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
thank you.
it’s early, and most of the voting public is probably angrily watching the Illinois game.
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
OT
Just saw Paranormal Activity. It wasn’t bad. It was pretty freaky, and they did a good job with the tense moments (not over- or under-doing them). Anyone else seen it? Thoughts?
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
I was tense through most of the movie
but in retrospect there was alot of talk and not alot of things happening. Also, I had motion sickness during all the daytime scenes. STILL CAMERAS ARE YOUR FRIEND MOVIE GUYS!
Think; It's not illegal yet.
Yeah but then it wouldn't have been as "authentic"
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
One of these days the people in front of me are going to get vomit down their back.
I’ll tell them that it’s the water in the scene and they’re in one of those immersing theaters.
God, I hope there’s water in the scene when I puke all over them. . .
Think; It's not illegal yet.
Hey Dan, ya wann do me a favor?
I have this English paper on Huck Finn do tomorrow. Can you, um, write it for me?
don't you have any high schoolers to crib from?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Is that little ... with a link to you profile on purpose?
by vivaelpujols on Mar 25, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
yes
it’s not the full quote
the rest of it is in the profile… among other things
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Huck Finn do tomorrow?
Interesting……..
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
There is so much that is amusing about this request.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
How long?
And how much cash do you have?
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
Seriously.
What would I get for this? I love that book.
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I've never read it,
but that hasn’t stopped me before.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
I will convince studes to let you write a guest post for THT about anything you want
anything…
by vivaelpujols on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Shoes?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Uniforms?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Clete Boyer isn't a shoe!
You can read it in any tone you like.
by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Literally LOL'ed
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
My dad's not a phone!
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
my brother's not a glass!
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I love lamp
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
But I really need money.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Well....
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Well you kn....
I’ll just stop right there
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll have it for you sunday morning
by DanUpBaby on Mar 25, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
God damnit Dan.
My mouse literally became red hot and scorched my hand.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
YES
"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan
by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
maybe Penny is simply scrambling VEP's circuits
Penny cannot be quantified
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
if you asked me Red, Cox is actually a funnier name than Colon
but outta the three, i’d prefer Brentz to be drafted
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Technically, the best arrangement
would be for the two of them to be two pieces of a double play combo, so that the phrase, “Cox over to Colon,” would have to be a part of games constantly.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
wouldn't it be Colon over to Cox because Cox would be playing 1st?
your way is funnier though
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Cox at third,
Colon at second (some think he may have to move), and Steve Sax in his twlight years playing first. Cox to Colon to Sax for the DP.
Goodnight everybody!
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
haha!
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Future Headline:
Colon Roughs up Wang, Cox Pounds Out Winner
by Mister Eff on Mar 25, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
how fitting this states capitol is named after him
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I thought Columbus was Italian. Wasn’t his real name Cristoforo Colombo?
Which reminds me… when I was a kid in 1962, I can remember realizing that in 30 years, we’d be celebrating the 500th anniversary of Columbus’ discovery of America.
By the time 1992 came around, though, Columbus had become a bad guy and nobody was celebrating anything.
I was like that as a little kid… I was looking forward to Halley’s Comet, too, and what a bust that was in 1986. Now I gotta wait until 2061 for anohter crack at it.
they had a big f'in party for him here in cbus
they even built a full size replica of his boat. it’s still sitting there on the river
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
which boat was his?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
what's a tit antic?
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
It has to do with Mardi Gras, I think.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Or it could also be a really soft,
heavenly Interpol album.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions
if this post has another reference to the Spanish-American War, do we get a prize?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
cuba libre!
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
so no talking about the teapot dome scandal?
harsh
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
by jacksonian on Mar 25, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
teapot dome
is still just a little raw for me…
by DanUpBaby on Mar 25, 2010 4:28 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
were you in major light pollution?
I remember Halley’s Comet, and I was pretty impressed. I was also in a not-very-populated area.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
so i'm sitting here, and i'm kind of hungry, but i'm not sure i should eat anything this late
so i’m wondering VEB, if you are still up, what’s your favorite late night snack?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
if we say 'your momma'
will you give it up and go to bed?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
just wondering
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
TACO BELL
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions
lies! taco bell doesn't close until 3!
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Your Taco Bell deosn't close til 3... they tend to be rather variable...
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
most up here close at 2am
some down on campus are probably open till 3 or 4. i know some pizza joints are. but the burbs & farther out like me all close at 2.
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
lame!
i guess i’ve just gotten used to college towns.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions
It sucks when they roll the streets up
anywhere outside of a college town… stupid people and their “normal sleep patterns” I scoff at them…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
ha! normal sleep patterns.
i wonder what that’s like?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
No joke...
a couple days ago I went to bed at noon and woke up at 7…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i've done that, i can't tonight, i got an interview to schedule at 10am
i can’t remember what it’s like to have normal sleep patterns. i know i used to years ago, but those days are long long gone
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I get shit all the time
from my friends who are employed… they don’t understand when you have nothing to do your body’s natural rhythms come out.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
like variable costing?
/accounting joke
//just took an accounting test today
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Watergate Salad.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions
never heard of that, what's in it?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Cool Whip
with pineapple and pistachio pudding mix and pistachios and walnuts and marshmallows.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions
i have the cool whip & marshmallows, but not the pudding
well i have chocolate pudding. i would like some pineapple, that’d be really good right now
i’m not a big nut man. the only ones i like are peanuts & those expensive macadamia nuts from hawaii & the land down under
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
So...Many...Jokes...
to make about not being a big nut man. Must…get…humour…out…before…overload…
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions
peanuts are not actually nuts
true story.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Steak n' Shake
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
can't eat them
well i can, i’m just not a fan
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Half priced shakes
from 2 til 4 in the morning are key…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i'm lactose intolereant, so milk shakes are a no no for me
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I'd off myself if I was struck with that.
I can drink with everything. I put 5 year olds to shame with what I drink milk with…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
milk just destroys me
the only way i can drink it is if has some vodka & kahlua in it
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
most 5's don't drink white russians
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
They're missing out...
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
butter pecan ice cream is my favorite lately
although I probably won’t eat ice cream again for a few months
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Have some ice cream
laced with PCP or something?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I have high cholesterol and need to lose weight
trying to be more healthy, to balance out the massive beer consumption
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 26, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions
i have chocolate & double fudge brownie ice cream, but i'm really trying to be good tonight
i had a good “workout” this afternoon & don’t want to waste it
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Don't snack then
Just drink a shitload of water and piss it all out when you wake up tomorrow.
by vivaelpujols on Mar 25, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions
but then i have to get up to pee a lot
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Apples and bananas are healthy and tasty.
Triscuits are good, too. Especially the Fire Roasted Tomato flavor which I eat when I want chips.
You can read it in any tone you like.
coffee coffee
buzz buzz buzz used to be one of the best ben & jerry’s flavors. I don’t think they make it anymore. but I agree, coffee ice cream is awesome
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 26, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions
the other one I can't find that is my favorite
is chubby hubby, love that stuff. but I never see it anywhere.
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 27, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
ah
I will check over there, love that stuff
Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 28, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
before i go to bed
i have to z through all of the comments. i read like 5% of them. but i still couldn’t leave any comments marked as unread
i’m a pretty normal guy and girls find me interesting
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
maybe the best fanpost ever
you have to check this out.
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2010/3/24/1388324/do-you-really-want-the-cubs-to-win
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
totally just recd that.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions
totally not reading anything on that site
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
oh, but you would like this
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i don't care, if it's there, i'm not
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I would if I signed up for BCB...
I just feel dirty doing that…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
just read through all the comments
the author is a cubs fan living in…st. louis.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
The author of the post?
It was fun to read through it… really helps my case that they aren’t defined by being fans of the team, but defined by the losing that gets them pity from most of the outside world.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i hate people who use bad events to get pity from people
and before anyone says look in the mirror asscaptain! when i do it, i’m totally joking. i hate it when people take pity on me. it makes me feel like a bigger loser than i already am
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I understand what you're talking about.
It sounds like we’re in the same boat only that I also hate taking praise from people as well. I just want to be some who floats along without getting too high or too low reactions from people…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i can't take a complement either
i don’t know why, it just feels wrong
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Wow,
it’s really awesome that you feel that way. ;)
But can you take a compliment?
You can read it in any tone you like.
by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I liked when he said he felt bad for the Cardinals and White Sox fans because we wouldn't have anything left to hold over their heads.
Oh we have sooooooooooo much to hold over your heads. This is just currently easiest.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, the author of the post
he checks in around the last 10-12 comments. really liked the bruce willis (and herm edwards) touch. i read whatever looks like it might be interesting (i.e. fucked up) over there, and in general they hate this BLou guy, but in that post they were trying to conjure him up to take this dude down.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
reply fail
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Luhnow's interview with KTRS is available online
Sorry if I missed this posting in the nearly 1,300 comments…
http://ktrs.com/mambots/content/wp_popup.php?playerID=1&soundFile=/images/media/audio/stove11_7.mp3
http://ktrs.com/mambots/content/wp_popup.php?playerID=1&soundFile=/images/media/audio/stove11_8.mp3
KTRS mislabled the segments on their web site
Above, the first segment ends in …/stove11_8.mp3
The second segment is linked below:
http://ktrs.com/mambots/content/wp_popup.php?playerID=1&soundFile=/images/media/audio/stove11_9.mp3

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