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2010 Draft Preview Pt. 3: Various Positions

I was listening to the BIIIIIIG 550 in my automocar last night (sorry, but that's just the way I hear it in my head), and Jeff Luhnow was on talking minor leagues. It was really interesting stuff; almost worth enduring John Hadley, as a matter of fact.

What I was most interested in was Luhnow's take on the catchers the Cardinals currently have in their system. He spoke in glowing terms of both Steven Hill and Tony Cruz, both of whom are players converted to catcher from other positions. From what I could gather, it sounded as if Hill and Cruz are going to be sharing roughly equal catching time at Springfield this season, and they'll be the only ones there. I wonder how often you see a team on which both regular catchers are converts from other postions. It can't be a very common thing, I wouldn't think.

Regardless, I have to admit to being very intrigued by the notion of Steven Hill actually playing catcher full time. In case you aren't familiar, Hill is one of those guys in the minors who just hits and hits and hits but doesn't really have a position. (He's the 2012 version of Allen Craig, who is the 2010 version of Mark Hamilton. Know what I mean?) Apparently he's shown enough behind the plate that the Cards' minor league brass feels comfortable playing him back there on a more or less regular basis.

There was plenty of other stuff discussed; a little bit about Francisco Samuel trying to get his head right, some discussion of Allen Craig's lack of playing time at third, and one other note I thought was really interesting. Joe Kelly, a personal favourite of mine from last year's draft, was mentioned by Luhnow when Hadley asked if there were any minor leaguers who had made a big impression yet. The Cards are still planning on developing Kelly as a starter, which i was skeptical of at first, but is probably the right move considering the relative values of starters and relievers. I'll be watching Kelly closely this year; he has one of the most electric arms in the whole system.

Anyhow, enough about that. Three more draft blurbs for your consumption after the jump.

Star-divide

Three position players, all collegians. Directly into the fray we go.

Christian Colon, SS, Cal State Fullerton

6'0", 180 lbs

DOB: 14th May, 1989

Player Page

So, what's so great about this guy?

Okay, first off, I'm more than a little disappointed that when I googled Christian Colon to get his player page from CSF, I didn't get any funny results. I thought somewhere on the first couple pages would be something brilliant, but literally nothing. Sigh.

Anyhow, as to the actual player Christian Colon, he's one of the top middle infielders available in this year's draft, especially among the college crowd. He's produced good numbers throughout his collegiate career, and  has done so while playing at a top program in a tough conference at a premium position. Given such a  resume, there's no reason to believe Colon won't hear his name fairly early on draft day, and he should have a fine professional career. He won't hit for much power, but he's hit quite enough for a shortstop to this point, with outstanding contact skills. He was captain of Team USA last summer, so a leadership role is nothing new to him. He has outstanding makeup and draws raves for his clubhouse presence.

Now, with all that being said, I'm not a fan of Colon, to be perfectly honest with you. First off, I'm not a big fan of his swing. I've seen worse, but I've certainly seen plenty I like a whole lot better. Second, while most believe he can stay at shortstop as a pro, there are some questions about his foot speed and range, leading to speculation second base might be a better fit. He has little power, is a tick below average at best on the bases (and I mean it when I say at best), and while his arm is good enough for the position, it's not really more than good enough.

When praise is heard for Colon (there's a sentence you don't hear every day), it generally focuses on his instincts, his baseball IQ, his heady play. In other words, he's a whole lot of intangibles. Don't get me wrong; guys like that are great to have on your team. The problem is, he reminds me a whole lot of another Cardinal draft pick, only a collegiate version. I speak, of course, of Pete Kozma. Colon is basically a less athletic version of the Koz with three years of college ball under his belt.

If Colon is the pick on draft day, I won't lead an angry mob, but I'm also not going to be particularly pleased. The Cardinals already have a couple guys like this in their system; Ryan Jackson, selected in the draft last year, is a similar sort of player, but with an infinitely better glove. They have better options at second base as well, in my ever so humble. I'm sure Colon is a fine player, and having Mark Loretta around isn't at all a bad thing, but he just doesn't represent the kind of upside I hope to see the Cardinals go for in the first round this year.

Bryce Brentz, OF/1B, Middle Tennessee State University

6'0", 185 lbs

DOB: 30th December, 1988

Player Page

So, what's so great about this guy?

Bryce Brentz likes to hit. That's really all there is to it. What, you don't believe me? Fine, I'll prove it. His OPS in the 2009 season was a cool 1.471. He hit 28 home runs in just 261 plate appearances. His overall batting line looked like something you might post in Baseball Simulator 1.000: .465/.541/.930. (Baseball Simulator 1.000 was my favourite baseball video game ever, by the way, because it had magic in it.) So trust me, Bryce Brentz likes to hit. Hell, I would too if I could put up numbers like that.

Brentz has loads of power, a short swing, and great hands. Really, the only thing that worries me in his offensive profile is a relatively low walk rate. It's not bad, necessarily, but you would think a guy hitting near .500 would get pitched around a bit more often and would see a higher ISO discipline number. Or maybe I'm worrying needlessly.

Beyond being a great hitter, Brentz is also no slouch in the field. His range is just average, but he has a big-time arm suitable for Ankielian exploits in right field. He's hit as high as 93 mph off the mound, although there seems to be little consideration of him as a pitcher at the next level. (I think that .930 SLG might have something to do with it.) I've seen him listed as being a first base prospect several places, but I honestly can't think of any reason why a team would move a player with his skillset to first. Brentz has a well-defined, strong frame, with broad shoulders. He's probably already maxed out physically, but there's little reason to believe he can't be effective at the next level.

As I said earlier, my only real concern with Brentz is that he doesn't seem to like to walk a whole lot, but that's probably a bit too nitpicky. There have been questions about the level of competition he's faced, as he attends a fairly small school, so there could be a bit of an adjustment curve.

Personally, I like Brentz. The Cards have plenty of outfielders in the system already, but he's a prototype right fielder, with a big arm, big bat, and enough range to be a solid defender. In a draft depressingly weak on positional talent, Brentz is one of the few players who projects to possibly be special down the road.

Zack Cox, 3B, University of Arkansas

6'1", 215 lbs

DOB: 23rd September, 1988

Player Page

So, what's so great about this guy?

Zack Cox is another player a bit in the mold of Bryce Brentz, in that he's not going to kill you in the field, but it's his bat which is going to get him drafted and carry him through the minors. Unlike Brentz, though, Cox doesn't have light-tower power, even though he's certainly big enough to suggest the ability to hit the ball a long way.

What Cox does have, though, is pure hitting ability that should get him drafted plenty early. His stroke is solid, with good bat speed, and he uses all fields. I've seen his swing referred to as short, but I would quibble with that. There's a bit of armsiness there. He's polished and understands the strike zone, and doesn't get himself out very often.

As I said before, one would expect him to have more power based on his stocky, mature frame, but it just doesn't seem to be in the cards. There are those who expect him to develop power based on his ability to make hard contact, but I'm not sure I buy into that. I call that line of thinking the Oakland Power Projection, because we heard it for years with players like Daric Barton and Travis Buck, and it doesn't seem to happen. Plenty of those types of guys turn out to be very good hitters, but rarely do they develop anything resembling plus power.

Apart from his bat, Cox really lacks another plus tool. His speed is a touch below average, his defense is just alright. He has a fairly strong arm, but it isn't a cannon by any means.

When I look at Cox (a phrase I seem to open conversations with an alarmingly large amount of the time), I see him as sort of a bigger version of Dan Descalso. Like Descalso, Cox is a lefty-swinging college third baseman who it's been suggested would benefit from a move to second base as a pro. (For the record, I think that would be an excellent idea if he can handle it.) Both of them are players with just averagish sort of tools, but excellent pure hitting skills. Cox is considerably bigger physically than Descalso, but otherwise I think the comparison is an apt one. The one other difference I see is that Descalso was a 3rd round pick; Cox may already be off the board when the Cards' pick comes around. (I think that says a bit more about the quality of position player in this draft than it does the two players' relative merits, to be honest.) Baseball Beginnings, a fantastic scouting site in and of itself, likens Cox to Blake DeWitt a bit, and I think I like that comparison a lot too. Physically, they're probably even more similar than Cox and Descalso.

In the end, I think Cox could have a very nice pro career. His bat will translate well, I believe, and his experience in a top college conference should help him make a fairly smooth adjustment. I don't know that he has the juice to be a star player, but I could see him as a very solid contributor on a good club, especially if a move to second base were to take.

I will say this, and I mean no disrespect by it: it's becoming more and more clear to me as I research these things this year that if the Cardinals are serious about spending in order to bring in upside with their early draft picks this year, at least the first rounder is overwhelmingly likely to be a pitcher.

Also, I would like to apologise for thinking the name Colon is so funny. You should see my brother and I whenever the pitcher Roman Colon is mentioned on a baseball telecast. It's like watching a Beavis and Butthead rerun.

The Baron's Playlist for the 24th of March, 2010 -- Grab Bag

"3000" - Dr. Octagon

"Up From the South" - The Budos Band

"Midnight Blues" - Charlie Rich

"Come on You Slags"  - Aphex Twin (the word slags always reminds me of Tony Harrison)

"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" - Screamin' Jay Hawkins

"God Answers Back" - Clem Snide

"Sleep On the Left Side" - Cornershop

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google-whack it

try throwing in “cleanser” with your search.. should yield more interesting results.

by Birds on the Matt on Mar 24, 2010 11:16 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

what is the likelyhood that a Bryce Brentz makes it deep enough in the draft for the Cards to get a shot at him?

Doesn’t seem very likely. IMO, If they can’t get a Bryce Brentz with the first selection, then they’ve got to go for a high ceiling pitcher, much like Shelby Miller from last year. I’ll be extremely disappointed if the Cards pass on a high quality arm for another Kozmanaut.

by stxcardsfan on Mar 24, 2010 11:24 AM EDT reply actions  

reposting the morning news
Twice he has missed games with soreness or discomfort in the back. Before one game, he described a difficulty bending down into his position at first base. Groundballs were tricky.

Read more here.

    1. Julio Lugo, 2B
    2. Brendan Ryan, SS
    3. Albert Pujols, 1B
    4. Matt Holliday, LF
    5. Ryan Ludwick, RF
    6. Yadier Molina, C
    7. David Freese, 3B
    8. Joe Mather, CF
    9. Rich Hill, P

Listed in the bullpen are: LHP Trever Miller, LHP Dennys Reyes; and all of the righties — Adam Ottavino, Kyle McClellan, Ryan Franklin, Mitchell Boggs, Jason Motte, Blake Hawksworth.

  • Kurkjian is not panicking over the back issue, but for illogical reasons.
  • Pujols will have a presser shortly. Probably about milk.
  • Mets shopping Gary Matthews Jr.
  • Giants number 5 spot between Todd Wellemeyer and Kevin Pucetas. Guess who has the edge.
  • Red Sox use democracy to determine their facial hair. Yeah… Sauks. But hilarious.
  • Is someone ripping someone’s idea again?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Victor.

Tears. Actually literally because my allergies are crazy today.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

last night's news

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting that McClellan is in the bullpen today; of course, he started last Friday in the evening game so he’s had his four days of rest so maybe this would just be a “throwing between starts” thing – but next Monday, with that day and then next Saturday’s final exhibition game are the only two dates left for the #5 starter, and we have to decide after today whether to give those starts to Hill, Garcia, or McClellan.

Supposedly, from what I read somewhere last night, Hill’s comments about being “comfortable” the way he’s always pitched (which we translated as intrangience towards adopting DD’s suggestion) was made after his last start, not before – and that supposedly he’ll try DD’s approach today. We’ll see. Today’s probably his last chance, so he’d better show something or he’ll likely be cut after the game, bringing the 5th-starter competition down to Garcia and McClellan.

by Jmodene on Mar 24, 2010 11:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey, an import from Gateway Redbirds!

Welcome aboard!

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 24, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Garcia was listed as a reliever

for Monday’s game against Houston. He pitched the last 4 innings after Lohse went 5. I wouldn’t read too much into the lineup until after we see KMac come in for only one inning.

by ubeddie on Mar 24, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, they have been splitting games

and just rotating who actually starts it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

hill and kmac, i mean

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read the comments from R Hill about

sticking to his same old approach and assumed it was his kiss death with the Cardinals. Modene, where did you read Hill would try to do what DD is asking of him? A bit late in the game to try and adopt the master’s suggestion. But if the Cards are dead set against starting with Garcia on the 25 man due to recent surgery and need McClellan in the bullpen due to the poor showing by Boggs so far, Hill might just back into the 5th starter spot for first month or so.

by jjray on Mar 24, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

"...a bit late in the game.." indeed.

Put some jelly on Rich Hill, because he is toast.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 24, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does the oracle make his prophecies in an

inebriated state?

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Mar 24, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

why don't we have an poster named Oracle here?

that’d freaking sweet. why the f hasn’t someone done this yet?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's so strange to see the non-royal we from you

or was it?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

we haven't quite figured you out yet

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colon

I think the slight, which very well could be critical, difference between Ryan Jackson and Christian Colon is that Colon can…you know….make contact with the ball. And have it go past the outfield. From everything I’ve read about Ryan Jackson, it seems that his bat ceiling is Adam Everett. Yes, that’s valuable, but Colon seems more well-rounded, and if he’s there at 25 it may not be a bad idea to draft. Unless of course the brass assumes he’ll be there in the supplementals, which would make his value even higher.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person/a>

by tgreenfield on Mar 24, 2010 11:42 AM EDT reply actions  

You might be right,

in that Colon is a more well-rounded player than Jackson. However, I don’t feel his swing is going to translate well to wood bats, which would leave him with much less offensive value than he has now. Either way, he’s an interesting player, but not one I would use a first round pick on.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 24, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about a supplemental pick?

but yes, i would agree with you. another shelby-type of arm would be great for this organization.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person/a>

by tgreenfield on Mar 24, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

baron, any chance brentz could play second?

you mention that possibility with cox, but brentz seems more prototypical physique-wise. sounds kind of like a righty version of utley with that kind of power for that size.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure.

So far as I can tell, the idea has never been floated. He’s played nothing but the OF and a little first in his college career.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 24, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

True. After all, anyone can play second, why not him?

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

he has the look

i saw his headshot.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

kmac is listed as a reliever today

does that pretty much settle it?

    1. Julio Lugo, 2B

    2. Brendan Ryan, SS

    3. Albert Pujols, 1B

    4. Matt Holliday, LF

    5. Ryan Ludwick, RF

    6. Yadier Molina, C

    7. David Freese, 3B

    8. Joe Mather, CF

    9. Rich Hill, P

Listed in the bullpen are: LHP Trever Miller, LHP Dennys Reyes; and all of the righties — Adam Ottavino, Kyle McClellan, Ryan Franklin, Mitchell Boggs, Jason Motte, Blake Hawksworth.

per http://interact.stltoday.com/blogzone/commishs-hot-stove/commishs-hot-stove/cardinal-beat-updates/2010/03/cardinals-lineup-3-24-pujols-written-in-for-return/

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 11:42 AM EDT reply actions  

too late!

i will go hang my head in shame now

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

walk it off

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

rub some dirty on it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought they wanted to keep them pitching on the same day

alternating who was following who, and ended up breaking that up due to a split squad.

by Evilfrog on Mar 24, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's true

i didn’t kntice hill was starting. i guess how kmac is used in this game will tell

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

from that article

Goold thinks so

The relievers listed as available in the bullpen today are all of the big league relievers and … Kyle McClellan. This is his day to pitch (piggybacking with Rich Hill), and to keep his conditioning up as starter he’ll be targeted for four innings, at least. Could be difficult with the traffic jam of relievers ready to pitch.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hill Is Gonna Use...

..his new-fangled delivery today, right? Soooo if he tosses 5 scoreless inning then WOOHOO!
:=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 24, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are joking, right?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i think he was already out of the game when you posted, moocow

so i think you were joking, but i’ve never been good at judging cows

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineup

I’d say thats a pretty good look at what our reg season lineup will be against a lefty starter. exception maybe being lopez for lugo, but still. I

by cburris8908 on Mar 24, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Rasmus

I would hope Kloby Ramos still gets the bulk of the load in CF regardless of pitcher.

Hey Ump!

by paposse on Mar 24, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen mock drafts

with the Cards taking Jedd Gyorko, a middle infielder from West Virginia, with their first round pick. He seems to hit the hell outta the ball, but I’m not sure what position he projects to. If he can stay at SS, he’d be a great pick, but I doubt that’s the case. Any thoughts RB? Do you know much about this guy?

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Mar 24, 2010 12:03 PM EDT reply actions  

If I remember correctly,

Gyorko has some admirers on this board. (If I’m not confusing my Mountaineers…)

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 24, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've checked up on him

since someone (I believe it was fourstick), brought him up a while back when I was doing one of these. I like him, but I don’t love him. He’ll be in a future one of these.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 24, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, that was me

I had mentioned him a post you had about college pitchers a while back.

If I had to guess, it would be his longish swing that is probably holding the ‘ol RB down on him a bit, and I think that’s a legit concern. However, I like his potential, and I could see him having the positional flexibility of someone like Ben Zobrist in the ability to play multiple positions well, although SS may not be one of them, sadly. I look forward to seeing your opinion of him in a later post.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 25, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forget where I read the earlier bit about Hill making the adjustment, but it’s in the pre-game writeup now on P-D. Hummel wrote it, I think.

by Jmodene on Mar 24, 2010 12:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, Rains in the G-D. Sorry about that. I haven’t gotten used to St. Louis having two newspapers again. ;)

by Jmodene on Mar 24, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

< I won’t lead an angry mob/blockquote>

Would you like me to?

by mob16151 on Mar 24, 2010 12:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert's

Got Milk? campaign.

Clever how they used a sledgehammer on the top of a baseball bat.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 12:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I can see the line of cubs fans now

“Got Milk Steroids?”

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 24, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

SBN'd

it’s a shame that no one is allowed to be great anymore

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 24, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

if this involves Albert, I don't want to know.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i swear the man can levitate baseballs

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

does this remind anyone of

Brain… of Pinky and the Brain fame?

Or am I just on crack?

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

crack

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 24, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

definitely

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

care for a share?

it’s apparently pretty good.

Maybe I should have just asked if his head looked freakishly out of proportion.

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the lighting.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

great rundown, RB. the luhnow commentary

Is really interesting. Does that put cutler and stock incompetition at palm beach?

My personal guess is that hill doesn’t get good enough behind the plate to stick there. Cruz had a great defensive year and if he brings his hitting back, he could be a decent backup C.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 12:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I wasn't terribly impressed with Cruz's arm when I saw him last year.

I’m gonna guess that neither of them manages to find the right combination of offense and defense to make it to the majors.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 24, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i haven't seen his arm in person; i'm just going off his (and i may be remembering wrong) ~50% CS rate last year.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

you posted the exact numbers in the last week

and it came out a hair on either side of 50 – think it was on the plus side, fwiw

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay - i had heard someone (goold?) say that he was going with miller, but maybe that was back when miller was slated for quad cities too.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the talk, i believe.

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by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap, well that sucks.

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 24, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

i really wanted to see him in QC…well, QC against Beloit, as that’s a game I can easily get to.

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by tgreenfield on Mar 24, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's playing for palm beach, now

but i don’t think it’s official where he’s gonna start the season

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by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if

Stav makes the team and hits .300 off the bench? That doesn’t seem unreasonable. Is it really that bad?

I’d rather see Craig as well, he obviously offers more slugging but it won’t kill me if Stav is on the team either.

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by paposse on Mar 24, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

No disagreement that Stav has progressed

But his 61 PAs of futility in 2008 really pissed me off. I guess it’s tough to overcome a bad first impression.

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by totalloser on Mar 24, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

To me,

Stavinoha plays the outfield similarly to the way a potted plant would and this makes Craig far preferable (to say nothing of Craig’s ability to play 3B and hit for power).

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by bgh on Mar 24, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

but stavinoha is not going to hit .300 over the season. he's hit well in spring training, but that's most likely

a combination of facing a lot of pitchers not yet ready for prime time and just dumb luck in a small sample size.

stavinoha’s career ML line is .215/.232/.313 over ~150 PAs. that’s not a major league hitter’s line. he’s terrible at defense. he’s not fast. he doesn’t have a strong arm. he doesn’t have any particular defensive flexibility, unless he’s a better catcher than i think. he really does not bring a major-league level skill to the table. and this is his age 28 season; he’s developed as much as he’s going to.

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by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

well yeah

But I wasn’t talking about defense, just him mostly being a bench bat.

Also 150 PAs over a handful of callups seems like a SSS alert. Of course, maybe he is that bad but I’d be ok with giving him another shot.

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by paposse on Mar 24, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many at bats do you see the 25th guy (i.e., Craig or Stav) getting...

when (1) TLR’s got a 12-man pen; (2) Mather is a better defensive replacement than either Stav or Craig; (3) TLR’s going to be looking to find as many at bats as possible for Lopez, and to some extent for Lugo; (4) Lopez may take some 5th outfielder spot starts to get more at-bats; (5) when Lopez is playing third, Freese is available to pinch hit, and Freese is redundant to Stav/Craig vis a vis PH’ing; and (6) Mather as a PH is redundant to Craig/Stav?

Frankly, I’d rather see Craig in Memphis under these circumstances, continuing to get PAs and preparing for the future. Stav has no future, which the Cards know well; they won’t care when he gets few PAs. If someone gets hurt or a significant amount of at-bats opens up, then Craig can come up.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 24, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think Craig has anything more to prepare for

unless he is just trade bait. It’s now or never, even if he’s just a PHer.

by Mister Eff on Mar 24, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say he needed more preparation time at AAA.

The question is where is the best place for his holding pattern. End of the bench getting few PAs or in AAA playing more.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 24, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, much as I want him in STL,

this might be the best bet. I see Craig as Luddy’s replacement. I’d love to see him prove he can do it one way or another.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Mar 24, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of all the things Allen Craig might end up,

I don’t think Ryan Ludwick’s replacement is one of them.

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by the red baron on Mar 24, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's Mather

well, if we need to replace him

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to hear your case for that.

If he’s the hitter we think he is, he could be a decent option and you can’t beat the price.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Mar 24, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he doesn't play RF

so that’s a problem

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by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably talking about his arm

but he could hit his way beyond that, conceivably.

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by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we're either underrating Luddy or overrated Craig here

Craig’s ceiling with the bat is, I guess, similar to what Ludwick is now. But Ludwick’s upside is something like 5-6 WAR, and he’s probably a decent bet for 3 WAR a year. He’s a really solid hitter and plays average to plus defense. Craig could theoretically get there with the bat — I think expecting that to happen is probably being overly optimistic — but he’s still going to lag behind with the glove. I think it’s pretty unlikely that Craig ever replaces Ludwick’s overall production.

by mojowo11 on Mar 24, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think it's in the context of replacing luddy

because he gets too expensive, not anything else.

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by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't believe he has the arm for it,

and his range in the outfield really isn’t very good. His throwing motion is long and funky, which wouldn’t be AS big a deal in the OF as at third, but I still think it hurts him. He could play left in the same sense Alfonso Soriano or Chris Duncan can play left, but I just don’t think Craig will ever have enough glove to make it in right full time.

Mather could be Luddy’s replacement, but I just don’t see Craig as that guy.

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by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

From what I've seen of Craig,

he looks much more athletic than guys who are really terrible OFers. But I haven’t seen him actually play OF yet. His arm must really suck, or he must be Ryan Braun-ish out there.

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by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen him in the outfield a few times,

and I agree, he’s not truly awful. Perhaps comparing him to Chris Duncan was a bit unfair. Nonetheless, I don’t believe he’ll be a good enough fielder to man right on a regular basis. I have, however, been wrong many, many times in my life.

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by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I meant that he's an atletic-looking guy,

who sucks compared to his body type.

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by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps he's more like Freese in that respect.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

we need to move a few of these extraneous outfielders

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

similar problem in 2008

and after Duncan, Ankiel, Rasmus and Mather ended up on the DL, Tony started putting Miles, Kennedy and Lopez in the OF.

by ubeddie on Mar 24, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean in the minor league system

seems like a glut – maybe just my impression.

although i’d love to move stav.

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by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

or an onion ring

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he's more valuable in the big leagues, to me.

If they want him to practice more in RF, fine, but even if he’s a .3 WAR upgrade over Stav in such limited PAs, it’s still an upgrade.

by Mister Eff on Mar 24, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stav was a decent AAA hitter...

Perhaps someone can run the numbers given their MLEs over 100-150PAs and see what the expected difference is. Even then, given the SSS, Stavinoha could easily outhit or outluck Craig over that amount of PAs.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 24, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's certainly outlucking him in spring

stav drops one in and craig hits a rocket right at someone – even then craig is far outperforming stav with the bat thus far, whatever the numbers say (i have no idea, except that stav is hitting .400 or so)

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by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHONE incorporates minor league stats

and is one of the top tier projection systems.

Stav: 0.268 0.314 0.412
Craig: 0.269 0.341 0.482

It’s a 20 run difference in their offense over 150 games. I’m not sure how you can debate this. OK hitters in AAA do not make ok hitters in the bigs. They make bad hitters. Stavinoha is, at best, a replacement level player.

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by azruavatar on Mar 24, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oliver also uses minor league stats

And is much more bearish on Stav:

.253/.293/.373

by vivaelpujols on Mar 25, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad the nickname Bat Gagnozzi is already taken.

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by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm kind of liking turnip.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Melancholy.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

Deep down inside,

I think some part of that intuitively knew that.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 25, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dirt.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what the efficacy of that system is but sure.

Stavinoha is just flat out bad.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 25, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep

I think it’s surprising he’s had as much mlb playing time that he’s had

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

i wonder if any of these guys ever take offense at their projections.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

WELLLLLL...

(twiddles mustache….)

That would be the first time Stavinoha’s offered any OFFENSE of any sort lately!

If you get my meaning!!!!!!

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:22 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i'm afraid i do.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Minor tweak to a muscle

of Ludwick, Holliday or Albert results in the player needing to rest for three games. Who do you want to replace them – Lopez, Stav or Craig? I’ll go with having the insurance in STL and rely on Tony to get the player some at bats. With the number of pitching changes Tony does, the bench players will get 5 PH per week minimum.

by ubeddie on Mar 24, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't see how

it’s “now or never”

but i don’t want to see craig in memphis, either. mainly just because i like the dude. wmt’s reasoning is pretty solid, thoguh

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by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would rather craig got 150 PAs against major league pitching than 450 against minor league pitching.

i would also rather that he got exposed in a low-stress environment, rather than being thrust to the forefront by an injury.

also, while the 5th OF is not a huge leverage position, i would rather that the cardinals had the best team on the field possible. stavinoha was a well-below replacement value player.

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by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree with this also.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Jay offers a LOT more than Stavinoha would do

Stav is pretty much redundant, except as last-choice-pinch-hitter, or (I guess possibly) if there’s a glut of catcher injuries.

I’m slightly concerned that Yadi’s injury does, in fact, make Stavinoha a slightly more likely proposition for a TLR team.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

pags lite AND stav on the roster

would illustrate why yadi’s value can’t be measured with numbers alone.

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by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

actually

he’s a chief justice of the Supreme Court

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 26, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok, fair enough

but it’s a judgment call. Stav sucks but the marginal difference between him and Craig over such a small amount of PAs is going to be very small (and might not actually materialize over such a SSS).

And plenty of teams do make the reasonable determination that their best young bat stay in the minors to get more playing time rather than ride the pine as the last bench spot. I’ll bet that if Craig was a more highly touted prospect nationally, we would all be more comfortbale with the “play every day” option vs. “ride the pro-team’s bench” option.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 24, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

in a 94 PA SS, stav was worth -0.6 WAR per fangraphs.

i wouldn’t be surprised if the difference was a win, tbh.

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by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

and might not actually materialize over such a SSS

This quote really bothers me. Just because that difference might not show up doesn’t justify making the wrong decision based on the data at hand.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 24, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hope is not a strategy?

or are you saying there’s a chance?

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by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not asking

i’m telling…and drinking and messing around.

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by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, agreed, and, indeed, rec'd

most projections seem to suggest Craig is 1.5-2 wins better than Stav over a full season’s plate appearances. That still means he could be as much as half a win better as a 5th OF/once-a-week starter (assuming ~150 PAs). When you’re in a playoff hunt, that’s potentially an important 5 runs right there.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes, a million times yes

Craig indicated last season that he has nothing material to learn or prove in AAA. I don’t think that he needs consistent playing time to develop. 322/374/547 in a full season of AAA screams “fully developed” to me, and if that’s not fully developed, well, that’s a pretty happy problem to have.

Like an April 2009 Joe Thurston, Stavinhoa is merely having the best 50ish ABs of his career. Doesn’t mean he’s a .300 hitter or someone that should come north with the club.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Mar 24, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been feeling that way too

If Craig is the last man on the bench and not getting much action, I’m not sure that we are better off with him in STL rather than Memphis.

by OCCardsFan on Mar 24, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stavinoha hasn't hit .300 in his triple-A career

the odds of him being a .300 hitter in the major leagues, at 28, are slim to none.

Yeah, he COULD do it, but he’d need to get really lucky on balls-in-play, and if we want a bench bat who can’t field we might as well use Mark Hamilton, who’s a better hitter than Stavinoha. Really, there’s just no reason for him to be on the 25-man that I can think of.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

turnip deficiencies

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has memphis pictures of freeze, mather, boog, rasmus, etc.?

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by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

those are probably boog's pictures that he misplaced

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing good begins w/ an infection

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by bmorgan on Mar 24, 2010 12:39 PM EDT reply actions  

reply fail

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by bmorgan on Mar 24, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

we had an infection one time & met a hot nurse

that was good

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by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ever put your dick in a toaster?

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by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's something you don't two twice

in one night

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by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Luhnow is always all hype on the prospects

I could be wrong, but have any of his “sleepers” actually turned out the next season?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 24, 2010 12:41 PM EDT reply actions  

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by The MooCow on Mar 24, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a little early for the spice

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top 5 favorite Sci Fi book of all time

The movie wasn’t horrible either.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
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by Taskmaster on Mar 24, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are the other 4?

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmm I would think about it a bit more but

Ender’s Game
Wheel of Time series (as a whole I rank them)
Dune
Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy

The 5th spot is pretty open though: It would probably between the Game of Thrones series, Frankenstein, and perhaps Lord of the Rings series.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 24, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

LotR is definitely not SciFi

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by mysterui on Mar 24, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I'd say fantasy.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of meld fantasy with sci fi a lot

I do apologize for that. They seem rather similar in style, except the setting is perhaps different.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 25, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

you need two lists

I would recomend Armor by John Steakley I can tell you haven’t read it because you didn’t list it

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would also recommend it

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

my 5

The Time Machine – HG Wells
Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
The Futurological Congress – Stanislaw Lem
Deathbird Stories – Harlan Ellison
Valis – Philip K Dick

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really good stuff in there

sidebar on Phillip K.’s work I was walking and discussing sci-fi with a quiet and shy classmate who was surprisingly attractive for a Fancon type, I recommended she read The Man In The High Castle as we were entering the Library she asked who wrote it, when I told her she exclaimed “Ohh I love Dick” as we passed from the noisy hallway into the quiet of the Library which was packed with students prepping for finals. The librarian looked up sharply with her eyebrows raised and the students all turned and looked, she blushed past Cardinal red on her way to purple made a sound something like Ooh, turned and walked out.

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

you strut through the library with your chest out

or follow her?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

give me att least a little credit for being a gentleman

I looked at all the expectant faces and said “she does, she really really does”

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

how much a pop you get for her number?

(of course you gave a fake number)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

the three stigmata of palmer eldritch is also must read

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I absolutely hated Brave New World

The rest of them were pretty good, but Aldous Huxley general goes against my views.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 25, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brave New World was poignant

and a very important book. not sure what problem you have with Huxley. read ‘The Perennial Philosophy’ where he compares the similarities between all the religions. genius.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 26, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed, it's a fantastic series.

I might reread it again actually.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 25, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would go 1. Dune

2-5. Everything by Iain M Banks.

Maybe throw a couple of Philip K Dick’s better efforts as wild cards.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ousel

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's ouzel

“Tell me of your homeworld, American Dipper.”

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, maybe. Didn't bother looking it up.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm...that's an interesting point.

Looking back, I remember him being a big advocate of both Freese and Joe Mather when not much was thought of them in either our system or in San Diego’s system in Freese’s case. In fact, Freese basically jumped an entire level when he got here and seems poised for a breakout based on his spring. Mather had a pretty good season at AAA two years ago and was good in his limited work with the big club. Had either of those guys not been hurt last year, Luhnow might have looked pretty good on those numbers.

On the pitching side, he was a big advocate of both Salas and Sanchez a couple of winters ago, and both of those guys have come on in a big way.

Now, he’s probably been wrong as many times as he’s been right, and I’m with Az regarding Tony Cruz — he’s just not good enough behind the plate to stick there. Hill should be an interesting project, but he’s going to have to prove he can throw guys out as well as hit the crap out of the ball if he’s going to make it as a catcher. FWIW, I think the organization’s view of catching defense differs quite a bit from the LaDunc view on catching defense: namely, that it might not be a bad spot to hide a young bat that can’t play anywhere else and the defense is of secondary importance. I would guess that the LaDunc view is the exact opposite: Who’s gives a rats ass if they can hit, can they play great defense, be a leader, and handle a pitching staff. I, for one, am a bit in the middle of both of those viewpoints.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 25, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hypothetical

What if Hill throws 4-5 high quality innings today?

I’m glad I don’t have to make some of the decisions.

Hey Ump!

by paposse on Mar 24, 2010 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

If Hill throws 4-5 HQ innings,

i predict an article tomorrow about how he has stopped tipping pitches.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 24, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldn't look for the article

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kurkjian says Edmonds looks great.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 12:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Timmeh's voice didn't break, so I don't think so.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hollywood always has a half shirt

Timmah must have taken some ambien to calm him down

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha!

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 24, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

my response to this probably doesn't fit within the guidlines

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 24, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I find this hilarious.

Is it real?

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 24, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I respect Tebow for being so open about being a Christian.

It is every Christian’s goal or objective to be open about their Christianity. Tebow does what the bible recommends in terms of sharing his faith and I respect that. It is much easier said than done because there will almost always be negative comments or responses. There are still many countries across the globe that will kill you for being so open. Just this mourning I heard about Christians being killed in Somalia for no other reason than being Christian. As far as the situation in the article he should have said that he was going to pray and anyone was welcome to join him. What he actually said is questionable but that’s how I would have approached it if I was brave enough to say anything at all. It will be a non-issue for most if not all teams as well. I don’t recall anyone having problems with Kurt Warner or Reggie White of course their play earned additional respect. None the less it isn’t nor should it be a problem for NFL teams.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 24, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Stop right there.

No one else comment on this.

Not warning or anything, but we’ll just put a stop to this before it gets ugly. Understood?

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 24, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

thnx

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

no offense to you or TomCat

but why don’t we let the Mods mod. no comments should mean no comments

I realize by doing this, I have done the same, but it just makes it look like people are ganging up on CardHawk for something he probably did innocently.

(please still vote for my song in the link at the bottom)

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 24, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hh

damn you, now i’ve commented!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

In that case,

I’d like to direct CardHawk – and anyone else who hasn’t read them – to the Community Guidelines.

And I don’t think there is anything wrong with thanking a mod for moderating.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

going by those, I'm not sure if he broke them.
No political discussions: there are other blogs where you can discuss politics. this one is for talking about baseball. we want everybody to feel welcome here, regardless of his/her political beliefs.
No overt religious messages: ditto - we want everybody to feel welcome here, regardless of religion.

I didn’t read that as overtly religious. I understand, however, that a leak can easily lead to a flood, and it doesn’t matter much my personal opinion, so I’ll stop it at this, as to not draw this out any further.

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 25, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Christ.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I'm not personally offended

but comments that poke fun at religion should be considered just as bad as those for it. I don’t want to turn this into a political and religious outlet, but I also don’t think there should be a double standard.

I know you’re just having fun, and I own my fair share of smartass comments, so not necessarily pointed directly at you.

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 25, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The guy said the word "Christian" 5 times,

and then went on to explain things from the Bible and reference Christian beliefs and objectives. I’m not sure it gets much more overt.

Gah. I don’t even know why I care.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can we get off-topic now, please?

Here’s Carl Sagan talking about whales: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGFFyqTe0u0&NR=1

discuss.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love Carl Sagan

he’s the man

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want a movie to be made about him,

because I want Hugo Weaving to play him.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

not sure why I care either

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 25, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm loving this season.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda think it's starting to get implausible, to be honest.

Suspension of disbelief is becoming harder and harder.

Really, I reckon it jumped the shark somewhere around Deuteronomy.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't overtly religious

to the point of being offensive, but it’s much better to stop it before it’s too far than wait and then try to stop and repair. So I stopped. No harm, no foul. I just wanted to end it where it was.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry to bring it back up

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 25, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not a problem.

I just wanted to explain I wasn’t condemning or saying it was way out of line. Just better to stop it too soon than too late.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

And effectively cut off my retort before I cud make it...

…which is probably for the best.

:=8/

Meanwhile, yeahhhhh cows!
:=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 25, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's cool

I just thanked the mod, so there you go

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

not the time and place well done RB

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

here's the music

aaaaahhhhhhh it’s Dan and Al

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

al hrabosky

yay (…groan)

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than Ricky Horton, I say.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, better than ricky

but i maintain that beggars can in fact be choosers

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

we choose death

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You should really read LB's piece on the '74 Cardinals

…in the 2010 Maple Street Annual. The stuff about The Mad Hungarian is pretty great.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 24, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gibby and the winner of one of Albert's charity things, Ms Cunningham, is taking the lineup over

“Are you going to help Tony, and she said ‘yes, he needs some help.’”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

are

yikes verb agreement.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is MLB.TV working for anyone else?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 1:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Working fine for me..

at least video is. No idea about audio.

by all4tookie on Mar 24, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAHHHHHHH

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is currently sort of working.

It stops and then sometimes goes away.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

souds a lot like good old JD

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you only knew how true that was......

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're right there with you brother

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is working better now.

I don’t know what it was doing earlier.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

It’s working.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine was having problems earlier too.

It’s been fine for the last few innings.

He hit it good. He hit it good.

by Jack618 on Mar 24, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, I think Dan hit the public address button right when he said "Rich Hill"

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Nolan Reimold?

And did you hear that awesome Frank Cusamano effect that guys in the truck just dropped on Dan?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

woah that was awesome

anyone else here the rich hill echo?

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Al says

Rich Hill has a rep for being “soft”
and the cold winds makes everyone sore

now they’re talking about sweat.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi has a chat with Hill

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Already?

Getting lit up in the 1st?

Hey Ump!

by paposse on Mar 24, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn.

Game isn’t on the radio.

by Evilfrog on Mar 24, 2010 1:16 PM EDT reply actions  

it is in Baltimore

maybe they have a feed

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

try

http://www.1057thefan.com/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

aye they do

available on gameday audio

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo -- walk walk hit run,

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it wrong if I enjoy

Rich Hill struggles? All in the hopes of Garcia or K-Mac earning that 5th spot. I really don’t want Hill there…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Mar 24, 2010 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

boo ump blows DP.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

vid

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

umpire robs double play ball

Boog still attempts to throw dead ball.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

ha

that was a nice play by ryan… too bad it didn’t count.

by adiueordie on Mar 24, 2010 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I like how boog makes a play off the umpire

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

reminds me of when he threw across the ump in San Diego

they’re just part of the field

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Embarrassing for the umpire says Al.

And that’s lame.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

bases loaded WP scores another.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

foul tip gets away from Yadi

run scores

the good news is, Rich Hill covers the plate.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

if it's a foul tip how do the runners advance?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 24, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

couldn't have been

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

magic

I wasn’t sure when I wrote the subject line, then left it up.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have not found a picture of Rich Hill where he doesn't look downtrodden.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

he's like Eeyore

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope we're not using it every 5th day

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there a gameday link?

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Mar 24, 2010 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

they let Colby speak for an ad

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

is it subtitled?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think it was something about Spring Training

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

dig dangole fox sports midwest

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed it!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does Matusz look?

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Mar 24, 2010 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

kind of like trevor miller actually

with the same results.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

except matusz just made luddy look silly

if miller could do that to righties he’d be a much different pitcher

by FunkeeC on Mar 24, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm thinking we all know who matusz is

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool and collected

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog throws into Albert's glove!

awesome

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog misses awesome play

probably wouldn’t have gotten it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rich Hill's delivery still not fast enough

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

well the curve looks good

I’m not sure about anything else

(I am crap at recognizing pitches)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're the ERA sinkers, remember

make the bad pitchers look good

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Hal McRae days are over my friend!

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beware of Vincente Padilla?

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 24, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice article, Baron

Had to rec it, just for the Baseball Simulator 1.000 ref. Man, I miss that game! Flaming fastballs…missle balls carrying outfielders back and smashing them into the wall…what’s not to like?

Take that, Winter!

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Mar 24, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

don't tell Az

there’s a passel of kids in the dugout

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

YADI TO SECOND!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

yadi 2 second!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

yadi is sooooooooooo slow

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

talking about LaRue going "wow" at Freese's hitting

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

thought that was big mac doing the wow?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're talking about it

I don’t know if any of it is accurate

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently, the magic word from the baltimore broadcasters today is "carom."

 all the balls are “caroming” around the field. not a bad word, but best used sparingly.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

that's a cool word

haven’t heard that one in a while

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw SHIT

Yadi’s hurt

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

ribs? lower back?

was runniing to third, possibly tweaked it sliding into second

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

looked like his left hip to me

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

not yadi...

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Mar 24, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Holliday look thinner

or is that just the crappy mlb.tv feed?

best shape of his life?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

He looks the same.

Muscled and lean.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's partly the angle of the camera

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

the camera subtracts ten pounds?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is the feed.

lugo looks like he’s wasting away.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

adjust the rabbit ears

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

jason larue - pinch runner. now i've seen it all.

please don’t be hurt, yadi.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame the choice of picture today

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has someone posted this?

I don’t want to be next-def’d. Anyways,
Garcia seems likely 5th starter!!!!

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Mar 24, 2010 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm hesitant to trust anything strauss says

but this gets a tentative ’hooray!" from me.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he says "heavy sentiment"

but doesn’t attribute that to the staff at all. probably talking about bar/blog chatter.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is from his....

someone stole my tweet and will report it as breaking news without giving me credit.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 24, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRue has not caught Hill in a game yet

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRue's pickoff move

just to stretch out his awesomeness

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

but not as awesome - his throw to second

Rich Hill TOO SLOW

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone Jazzed About...

…an Eeyore/Pornstache battery?
;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 24, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan says Adam Ottaviño.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

dear rich hill:

while you are busy learning to hit the strike zone in memphis, please think about working on your speed to the plate.

thanks,
tom s.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

But hurry up

because after June 1st, you may opt to be free agent?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Mar 24, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he hasn't figured it out by June 1

Forget him

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was under the impression a guy couldn't even make the team with a slow delivery

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRussa demands

a delivery of under XX seconds for each and every one of their pitchers. I use XX cuz I have no idea what the real time is

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Mar 24, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I posted it in the Yadi espn feature

it’s defn. shorter than what I’m seeing

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

he seems lethargic in his step to the plate…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Mar 24, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

like Eeyore.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

like George Bush

“connecting the dots”

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Mar 24, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright waiting for spants to speak up

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was referencing the Politics! discussion we had last week

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think you are a problem

more of a whimsical pedant, as your sig suggests

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

We don’t really need to talk about this.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can read it in any tone you like

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like you are in my head

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

she's good, she's damn good

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read that one as James Mason

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 25, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bombs to Booooooooog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

meanwhile Brendan seems to be eating a large blade of grass.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

or maybe cotton candy

but that’s obviously wishful thinking on my part

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he out of seeds?

I get off in a half hour…..I can’t wait to watch live AAA baseball by then.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 24, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

perfect throw to the plate.

i want boog to learn how to hit .300 so people (other than us) will begin to notice his awesomeness.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

we kind of want to keep Boog all to ourselves

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we find him in your basement, there'll be hell to pay, gdm

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

but we have an Xbox, the Boog loves Xbox

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what they call

a lure

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

we haz an awesome assortment of bacons too

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

so does welley

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

welley kicked the Boog out a few years ago

he doesn’t want him back

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

1. what are you talking about

2. how do you know that

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

you haven't heard the story of Welley & Boog as roomies?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes

but I didn’t hear that he was evicted

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah Welley kicked him out

because he didn’t use a towel or his own tooth paste & deodorant & had a bunch of other “quirks” Welley couldn’t stand

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have new respect for Colby and Joe

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boog's one in a million man

one in a million

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well the deodorant thing is a little strange.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

duh, doesn't the team give players their own?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

even if they didn't

it’s like $2.99 for deodorant. if this boog thing ever works out for me, i will have to lay some ground rules.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah, it's not the $3

it’s the one second it takes to distinguish one from the other. you really think Boog’s gonna waste his time on that?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

mines only $2.29

and the Boog really doesn’t see a problem with sharing. that’s why he’s the Boog

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

and "flu like symptoms"

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

hell, i hope he's on SC every night and wins the mvp

you know how awesome we’d be?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

are we all doing the royal we?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He meant the Cardinals we.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

in which case I think Boog would be awesome

we would just be chanting his name
maybe in a song

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

is everyone sick of "we" yet?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was just asking for a clarification

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i always say "we" in reference to the cards

doesn’t everybody?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I usually use 'the Cards'

and ‘we’ for the fanbase

I just thought it was interesting. I guess I’m more of a citizen than a part of the borg collective.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

i just grew up that way i guess

never really thought about it. my nephews say “we” and they are 13 and 17. could be a family thing. we were raised pretty hard core. no matter what i did at school, if it involved defending the cards or my sister, my dad told them to pound sand when they called.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I say we for both the team and the fanbase.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

we just don't want to beat it to death & have everyone hate it

it seemed funny at the time, and now,,, well we’re not so sure

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not funny.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really never was

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

alright that 4 no's & not one yes,

so it’s dead

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

dammit

meant to say “I think we are glad for that”

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

i thought it was mildly funny the first time.

but its run its course, yes.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

well it's dead now, i hope you're happy

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's catchy, like the herp

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

well i didnt really mind one way or the other

i just wanted you to know it wasn’t as terrible as people are making it seem

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

didn’t really bother me

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

it may or not make an appearance again

youneverknow

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can't live like that

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

no sir, you do not

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a big fan.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think it's a nice meme. . . .

for me to poop on.

/sorry, i can’t get my fix of triumph.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 25, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

your saturday post was awsome

FOR ME TO POOP ON

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

love that guy

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's dead now that conan is gone.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Triumph is the creation of Robert Smigel, and the intellectual property rights belong to him, I believe. That’s why they were able to use it on TV Funhouse without clearing the rights through NBC.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

good, conan isn't conan without triumph

btw, is anyone going to see him comedy tour this summer?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh, can I come?

Wait, never mind. I thought you said Geiger tickets. Sigh.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

you need tickets to see her?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

LETS GO 2010!!!!

It’s 27 towns in 24 nights, all SRO at this point.

by Mister Eff on Mar 25, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

27 in 24? how is that even possible?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

i thought that too!

like maybe she had her own show or something

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, yeah he is

There were only a handful of Triumph sketches in Conan’s umpteen years as a late night host. Granted, those sketches were money, but Conan was Conan based on his own merits.

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish.

KC isn’t too far away, but we’re saving for our belated honeymoon.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favourite

was always Zaboo.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

he hit .292 last season

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 25, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

i know.

but he needs to hit .300 and he needs to either hit for power or steal moar bases or something else.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

meant to say consistently.

he needs to hit .300 consistently

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

wha???? IHB he doesn't need to, it would be neat

but his defense makes up for alot of crappy offense/

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

i guess not, sigh...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

women are an enigma wrapped in paradox

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wrapped in a sweater.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that smells really good.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 25, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

you ruined it.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pleasantly surprised

Nobody has replied to this with “Wrapped in bacon”

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

but everyone thought it

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you kidding me? i wasn't about to post to bacon bikini

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just want him to be the best he can be

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

i just want a little bit of mainstream recognition

i’m sick of my friends having never heard of him.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

get new friends

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

awww

i have VEB for my outlet on these matters.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

well that's good

because Albert F Pujols still doesn’t get the press he deserves. and if you’re waiting on Boog to get his, you’ll be waiting a long, looooooooooooooooong time

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

look at it this way

at bcb some of the posters can’t name the card’s ss. the ones that can think theriot it superior. but shouldn’t we encourage this sort of thinking in our opponents?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

intriiiiiiguing.

i like where you’re going with this, cardball.

/strokes fake beard

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

in your mind

is it a full beard, the franky variety, or other?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

comme ca?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 25, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

So like a Van Dyke?

Nice. I love a woman with good facial hair.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

so long as she keeps it groomed

but most do.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

kind of like this

i can’t find a better picture

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

quick, turn around

there’s a couple of unicorns behind you

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Frankly, at Fangraphs, the "professional" posters can't name the Cardinals shortstop

there was a post about NL central SS a while back from RJ Anderson (I think, I may be wrong) that had Lugo as our starter.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

same with FESPN

they ranked fantasy picks and Lugo was way down in the bottom. no mention of Brendan Ryan.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 7:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love the screaming jay drop here

I think he left 50+ kids with different women during his touring run.

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

but he did record an awesome version of Whislin past the Graveyard

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

is a true classic. I Put a Spell on You is the best song everyone has heard but doesn’t know they’ve heard.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, obviously

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer Nina Simone's version

but I prefer Nina Simone’s version of just about everything….

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

for whistling or did she do a version of I put a spell?

because screaming Jay’s voodoo persona kinda adds a lot to those tunes

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 25, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

this got no mention? or did i miss it?

link-a-link-a-link

I was looking for something incredibly profound," Ryan recalled. " ‘Go out to Field 6 in the left-center gap and lift the stone. Dig a foot under the warning-track dirt and there you’ll find a treasure box. Pull out the scroll and read it.’ Instead … nothing. He said the most un-profound thing ever. He said it was when he accepted that he was a major-league baseball player.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

yes

it’s not my fault no one wants to read about Boog’s treasure hunt

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

later Boog ends up in the doghouse

for digging

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you suggesting it be buried?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

would make Colby’s job easier

by Macarver hater on Mar 24, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

tickets for the ride might be cheaper

by Macarver hater on Mar 24, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

® ©™

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

we don't have that one

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

prussians

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That site contains malware

according to chrome. Not going there…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

chrome contains malware

according to chrome. can’t believe you still use it

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 25, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am still hoping Juan gets a bionic eye, and makes it back to the majors

so you can bring that series back

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 25, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boooooooog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

McKay gets his whispering in.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

stolen base!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi has a strained oblique

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 24, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hell No

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Mar 24, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't worry, we've still got nick stavinoha!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not funny.

Flagged.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 24, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's better than the serious answer which is: don't worry, we've got pagnozzi!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUUUUCK

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

we will cut you

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

and stock!!!

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 24, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man forget that sarcasm, this sucks.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 24, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that one PA was really good for his development.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

really prepared him to back up Larue

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

[weep]

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I think a month is about the time, I think Carp had one last year too

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

josh beckett

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

pujols in 06 as well.

though he only missed the minimum 15 days, iirc.

by adiueordie on Mar 24, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

06 was a good year

is this an omen of things to come?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 24, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Pagnozzi

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 24, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Pagnozzi

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 24, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's always 5 o'clock somewhere

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

jsut dont say it a third time

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Mar 24, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes it was a reference to him

and Pags is just as scary as beetlejuice

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Mar 24, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

my inflection wasn't inquiring

it was curiously hoping that if he showed up, that it would be a preferred outcome compared to H.W.S.N.B.N.

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

But not as fun :(

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was five times

to a mirror, in the dark

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

matt fucking pagnozzi: better?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

but 'effin' is a positive

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

ur doin it wrongz

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

what???

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

OMG

That is so adorable!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

But it's so cute!

Look at him!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

the full length video is better

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

No.

I have watched ninja cat.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's on youtube but i can't find it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but that pisses me off

because i typed in “what has this cat seen” and i got nothing. f’in youtube jerks.

it’s OMG cat in case anyone was wondering

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's what the cat has heard

and i just figured it out – it involves stav.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

what has stav done?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

stolen boog's photos

and leveraged that into a spot on the team. not even the cat can believe this news.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't do cat videos.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

i c no ting!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

here I'll now have two gifs to compensate.


I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

That second one is so funny.

The dog’s like OMG THEY"RE IN MY REACH. CRAZY LADY WILL NOT LIKE ME IF I EAT THEM. WHY IS SHE HOLDING THEM RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME? AHHHHHHHH

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

that or the dog is blind.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw part of this episode

she’s like the female Cesar

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

it flashed so fast

but was that stav in a cards uni?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

no it was this(enough after this)

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

so has everyone on VEB flagged Cody G for this?

Cody!!!!!

You want more recs than anyone else, not more flags!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 25, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hardy har har.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean the different colored letters remind me of a preschool.

But other than that adorable is not really the word I would use.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

why can I see it but you cannot?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because you posted it?

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

well then I was SBN'd

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

or you suck

i’d go with the later

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

you mean latter.

it’s former and latter.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i stand by my grammar fail

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't ask me questions about computers!

I don’t know!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think your flux capacitor is broken.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bat Gagnozzi.

(Thank you, Baron.)

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Welcome.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 24, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I marvel at the wonder of that nickname.

I really do.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

we marvel at why the f it isn't green by now damnit

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

hh

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is hh?

i’ve been trying to figure it out and i give up

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

i usually use hh for happy hour

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

there was an outbreak of texting acronyms

whereupon I think the Shannon heh heh turned into hh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I jokingly used it for haha once.

Cardball really likes it.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i do

it’s about the only one i figured out on my own – i admit i have never sent a text message.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

so is it heh heh or haha

because theres an obvious difference

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i think

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's still rec worthy

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Big Mac will turn him

into an Avatar of POWWAHH! MOAR DINGERS!
:=8D

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 24, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

freese behind the plate and Lopez at 3rd?

anything but gags

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think baseball is the only thing

that makes me cry when I hear (adjective) oblique.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 24, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

pulled up and left the game immediately

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

stole second

tweaked it on his slide

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe this will teach Yadi something about

being slow as molasses and stealing bases…yes, no one expects it, but it’s not like he’s had a lot of practice at it, either.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that it?

my bad. i just saw the slide into second, and the way we’ve been thieving…i’m confused.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He probably would've been running faster on a steal.

He was out of steam and really running hard. Not fast.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was watching on mlb.tv, left the room

and came back as he pulled up going to third on that hit to center. i saw the replay they showed after that, of him sliding into second, but had turned the volume off and was cranking gregorian chants and praying.

surprised though i didn’t notice where the throw was coming from – guess i was fixated on the slide itself, and what went wrong.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

everyone should turn up the choral music when Yadi runs

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like he was mad at the gournd?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly.

I’ve been waiting nearly 30 minutes for someone to bring that up.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

It’s so hard being pedantic and then f’ing up…ground!

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

hh

self-grammar-nazi’d

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

you mean he stretched a stand-up double into a close-play-at-second double?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 25, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's a given, but yes.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

my screenname is justified

though with regret

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

no, this is all a dream

VEB is not real, you’re in a coma resting peacefully while candy stripers groom you

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatevs, it's your dream dude

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's weird. So did I.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't joke about Yadi

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's right.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

We can forgive VEP for not knowing

he’s working on a Waino pitch f/x for this weekend

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 25, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

robbed, hot shot to first baseman

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

throwing inside to Joe Mather, that's going to get a ripple from the crowd

throwing inside to Albert…. Whooooaaaaa no you didn’t

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Brendan Ryan, you've just been LOBstered!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

next time, boog will steal home instead.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the beauty of it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

he could crack his sunflower seeds all the faster.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

stltoday.com

reports Yadi had a leg injury

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Mar 24, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Never mind

they changed it to oblique just as I posted…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Mar 24, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here is the diagnosis
The diagnosis that Molina had suffered the oblique injury came a few minutes later. Often, injuries of this sort keep a player out a week or more.

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Mar 24, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Release the K-Mac!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

er, like a kraken, not like a release-release

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-2-3 inning by K-Mac.

with a little help from Freese and Lugo

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

was hill supposed to pitch 4?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

fixed

was hill supposed to pitch 4?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice backhand by Freese

risky, but good

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

smooth with a perfect, effortless throw

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really like the Best of Memphis getting back together for the defense

there’s no period of adjusting to, say, Boog’s routes around the infield

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese Catcher?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 24, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone else sick of OAR?

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll admit my baseball stat isn't the best one

but I’m not really sick of it, sometimes it can reveal an undervalued player.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

we love your stat, even if we don't understand it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

no one understands it

but it makes me realize some players like Choo, etc are better than I knew before. it kinda brings the cream to the surface, or something like that.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan F. Ludwick

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Luddy's swing looks good.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been impressed

the few times I’ve seen him this year. I really think he’s going to have a great year.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 24, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

mark my words...!

Luddy’s just quietly badass.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRueeeeee

knows the drill. he’s supposed to be the hero, now.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

"Even Albert's going to make the team."

heh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby couldn't sell it

Schu couldn’t buy it

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Mar 24, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds like a fan makes a nice catch of Freese's excuse me swing

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

double steal!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Oquendo

take over the managerial decisions for the day? Are we really running on the basepaths? 3 stolen bases on the day?

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

And two were on a double steal!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ole Doc Gooden

just can’t get straight.
It’s too bad he can’t get over the hump with his problem.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 24, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

fair ball! deep into right

Mr. Freese!
that was fun.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a beaut of an at-bat

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

dang it, Cardinals fans

you can catch that ball.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog robbed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

On the bright side

Marcels has a projected .337 wOBA for Matt Pagnozzi in 2010.

On the down side, I can only assume that projection is for low-A ball, because Gags-Lite has never had a wOBA higher than .283 in ANY stop in the minor leagues, and that was in AA in 2008. So, quite where the monkeys pulled that one out of, I don’t know…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Has to be a typo

Surely they’re projecting a .237

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dont think so

http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=6046&position=C

Marcel is also projecting a .260 BA compared to .229 and .208 for ZIPs and Chone

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Mar 24, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't use Marcel...
The Marcel the Monkey Forecasting System (or the Marcels for short) is the most advanced forecasting system ever conceived.

Not.

Actually, it is the most basic forecasting system you can have, that uses as little intelligence as possible. So, that’s the allusion to the monkey. It uses 3 years of MLB data, with the most recent data weighted heavier. It regresses towards the mean. And it has an age factor.

And

FAQ: “But, what about a player who’s never played MLB? Where’s his forecast?” That’s simple. His forecast is the league mean over 200 PA, 60 IP (starter) or 25 IP (reliever). If you want to know what the league mean is, just take the average of anyone forecast with a reliability of 0.00. So, Marcel’s official forecast for anyone coming over from Japan is that.

by all4tookie on Mar 24, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW...

CHONE, which is much more reliable for newcomers, projects him to have a .260 wOBA. Which is in the bottom 5 of MLB amongst qualified batsmen.

by all4tookie on Mar 24, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marcel only uses major league numbers

So anyone who’s had like 50 at bats in the majors will be projected for essentially league average performance.

by vivaelpujols on Mar 24, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's what I thought.

I was just being facetious.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 7:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

that commercial

broke the guidelines

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

careful, there, Stone Glove.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, at least we won’t lose much defensively with Pagnozzi out there, and Larue is at least decent.

by Jmodene on Mar 24, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

why is pags such a highly-rated defender?

and yes, we WOULD lose a lot.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

for all we know Yadi may be ready for opening day or only miss like the first week

I think cowboy can handle the first week, he’s even pictured on today’s article at veb!

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'd have to be on the dl for 15 days though

unless they wanted to use a bench spot for an injured player… and there’s no way they only carry one healthy catcher, so pags would replace craig probably.

by adiueordie on Mar 24, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

or stav makes the roster as backup catcher

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Mar 24, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

retroactive to today

a 15 day dl stint would allow Yadi to be activated by for the third game of the season if my math is correct

by ubeddie on Mar 24, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do ST games count for the DL?

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't think so

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus & Garcia

placed on 15 day dl on Mar 28, 2009 retroactive to Mar 27 2009. Last season started on Apr 6th. In 2008 Carp was retro’d back to Mar 21st. So it appears the answer is Yes.

by ubeddie on Mar 24, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh. learn something new every day.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

its also days not games

unlike suspensions DL is based on days so doesn’t matter how many games are actually playe djust the amount of days so he would be out till like the 8th or 9th if he was put on the DL retroactive to today

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Mar 24, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

please use the subject line

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who cares?

As long as there’s no picture

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You never yelled at me.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're a girl,

and we’re not yelling, we said please

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

way to be a conformist

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

"they" are becoming so

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lugo glares the ball out of the infield

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip runs for Lugo

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skippy!

Lopex!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip's like, this is easy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Felipe Lopez:

Because every team needs a guy with neck tattoos.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

permanent tiger stripes

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe that thing mike tyson got

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about

those things that go under the skin?

by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 24, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd settle for ones that change in the sunlight

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sparkling

Imagine Prince Albert sparkling in the Busch Stadium dusk, the last of the sun’s setting rays igniting a show of sparks off his arms as they rip a ball into the left field second deck.

by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 24, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

reflecting the flash of thousands of flash bulbs off his arms blinding the fielders.

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking darker colors

they’d probably rule that as cheating

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

and they

will be nike and gatorade logos that we are talking about. Over/under on Chad Hachi Go being the first to sign a marketing deal agreeing to tattoo the company logo on his face?

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

you stay classy floppy

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are giving him a chance, remember?

albert’s bud and all that?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

NECK INK

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

but you're a rocker, neck/face ink totally works on you dude

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder

does this mean that it would be wrong for Scott Spiezio to get a tattoo?

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

He already has one.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I was just poking fun at the idea that baseball players aren’t supposed to have tattoos and musicians who rock are

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

my sister has one on her neck and it doesn't look that bad

but then again, her hair usually covers it up

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

She has one on her throat?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

side of her neck

so I guess not. I just don’t care about tats any more tons of people have them they don’t mean much

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe, maybe not

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH1tTlq5-Qk

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

my sister is just a dork who thought it would be unique

she plays online role playing games and doesn’t drink at all. yet she has a few tats.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I was just trying to share that vid.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

never said baseball players shouldn't have ink

this is really more about my dislike for Floppy than it is ink

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I hope he kicks ass for us

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

so do i, but boy is he a douche

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

call him names

maybe he’ll get fired up!

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

douche is a name, right?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't picture him as a douche

I think of a fratboy type when I think of a dbag

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

i see that

there are many forms of douches though, he’s the guy who thinks he’s God’s gift to the world & i just hate that

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

punctuate that so i know what you mean

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, yes he does

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

that explains so much

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're ahead of the times

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

awww

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Mar 24, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I find

a pitcher who gets outs consistently to be sexy.

by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 24, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you consider Roy Halladay a love machine?

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 24, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

a giant ginger winger luv machine?

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh jesus

That needs to be his entrance music?

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 24, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

what does Colome have to do with entrance music?

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking love machine from the 70's

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 25, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was going for the ohh hey-zeus reference

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 25, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitching inside to Albert again

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

earn your pie, Matt

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

that's not what I meant.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lopex steals

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

on the third baseman, missed tag

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luddy broken bat dp

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

(biting tongue)

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's appreciated

woog, that’s a painful thought

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Mar 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

i really like albert not stealing there

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

run matt run

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog gets the lead man

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

who are they talking about?

talking to Gibby about not looking at the catcher and having command issues?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

coincidentally, there is a baby crying in Jupiter

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay

hopefully yadi won’t be out for very long (and pags lite doesn’t take Craig’s spot)

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Pagdoza

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

...what was that, Colby?

did it just drop in front of him?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

what's the score?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of radios in automocars,

I heard Sir Lars Borowski, Esq on mine yesterday, talking to Scott and Nitwit Ned on the Sports Reporters show here in Springburg.

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Mar 24, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

For a moment

I thought we were blessed here on the forum by OldHossRadbourne, who often posts his observations on that there Twitter thing.

by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 24, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matusz still in

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRuuuue

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question for Morning People

I have to go the airport at 9am tomorrow from Saint Charles. How bad is traffic on 70 Eastbound around that time?

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

If by "around that time" you mean 6a...

It’s not that bad

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09

by dan on Mar 24, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, hmmm

That means you’ll be leaving STC at, what, 8:15? It’s pretty thick then, but barring any accidents, it moves pretty quick. Lambert is still pretty far out from the bad stuff downtown.

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09

by dan on Mar 24, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

get there early and be ready for a wait

they’re fond of canceling empty flights and bumping everybody into a later flight. … even if some people can’t fit on the later flight.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

for future reference

check out gatewayguide.com for traffic information

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Mar 24, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

first jim edmonds texting reference of the year

I can feel it coming

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

gaw

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip in. vs. Ohman

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

only AB for both of them.

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blinked and it was Sauce Time

well, he’s sniffing his hat.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

sniff the glove!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit! i knew it didn't sound right.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

AND CAAAAANNNNNN YOU SMEEEELLLLLLLLL THE GLLLLOOOOOOOVVVVVVE TONIGHT

/elton john

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

/smellton john

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

as was i.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I was thinking of wordplay!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

wasn’t directed to you, tom

by Oedipa Maas on Mar 24, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It goes to 11.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Dunc Effect

3 GB outs for Hawkstab

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Mar 24, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

A good read over at BTB

Pitcher and Hitter Friendly Umpires

Analysis of the most pitcher friendly and hitter friendly umps. We need to reference this more often during the regular season

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

and we have a K

mmmmm. Sauce Time.

I still wish it were crazier.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby vs. Mike Gonzalez

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

what was al talking about

ladunc had motte close opening day just to prove to the fans he wasn’t a closer? i know he was attempting to compliment their wisdom, but that is something they would take offense to.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

i hope tony dots one eye and dunc the other

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog hangs out with Mac

checking his notes

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

correcting his spelling

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have this suspicion that Boog will end up with a LaRue haircut

namely, none.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I’m ok with that. Goofy stache, long flowing locks, bloused pants showing the stirrups.

it just adds to the boog

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby walks!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

the bad news is

Stavinoha

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

out at second, safe at first

Stav.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

who magically changes into Rappoport!

and steals a base.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is twelve.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just gonna say

he must have been reassigned from Little League camp

Take that, Winter!

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Mar 24, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I keep thinking it's the helmet

but he looks like Colby’s got more facial hair than him

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

the orioles announcer

just commented that Stavinoha must be a minor leaguer brought over for the day, because he hasn’t gotten an at bat all spring?

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

then I believe

he said that shelby miller was the pitch runner out at 2nd base

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRue has a popup

 a baby cries

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

vid

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Freese!

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

what'd he do?

is he starting to look like our starting third baseman?

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

another one to right field that dropped

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

more of a liner in the gap

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

who gave Frankie that many lines?

I mean, really.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

wha?

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

another ad

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suck is in,

first beer is poured.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 24, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

first pitch

first sip

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winnar!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 24, 2010 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

mmm, chicken dinner.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

winnar - but loser because yadi :(

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I regret my identity.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have the makings of a french film right there.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

are there unemployed cows?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I'm pretty sure that was an announcer fail

Box score shows that Jay finished out the game in RF

by stxcardsfan on Mar 24, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Jay's ...

now I’m confused.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would make sense

as the announcer told me Shelby Miller pinch ran for Stavinoha (whom hadn’t had a bat all season)

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

K-Mac

our set-up man gets the W

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

ha

http://twitter.com/MatthewHLeach/status/10993672767

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by Bbender on Mar 24, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

did she stab him?

/checks to see if spants is commenting via mobile

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a punchline to this:

http://twitter.com/MatthewHLeach/status/10991493053

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

how does leach know the guy is obnoxious? he must be sitting out in RF.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

rec’d

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol someone beat u to that joke. via twitter:

 jorgearangure
  
Too bad Strauss couldn’t catch it..I’m kiddingRT @MatthewHLeach: Foul ball goes into rf bleachers.Obnoxious know-it-all guy doesn’t get it.

by FunkeeC on Mar 24, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohhhhhhhhh buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

phils getting lit up by braves.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Thurston is being impressive.

gag.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure, but thursty just scored.

8-0 braves.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi

G-Dem

"I felt it right after I slid," Molina said. "When I started running, I felt it again so that’s why I pulled up.
"It didn’t feel that good. It doesn’t hurt now, just when I was running."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

OUT FOR THE SEASON

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 24, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

extended part of the quote

“I felt it right after I slid into third” Molina said. “It was a juicy turd.”
“It didn’t feel that good. It doesn’t hurt now, just it is running.”

Diarrhea!

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

P-D

link

La Russa said he would prefer that Pagnozzi play every day for that club instead of being a backup to No. 2 catcher Jason LaRue here.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes and no

Yes to the fact he won’t be getting playing time with the big club but no to the fact he’s stealing at bats at Memphis.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 24, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, sure.

But if Gagnozzi HAS to be in the system, anywhere but the big team is preferable.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lesser of two evils i guess.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 24, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

"In the British Navy

one should always pick the lesser of two weevils."

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again .210 .286 .292

This is one of those “there’s something going on and I’m not in the circle of trust” deals.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 24, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's gotta be best buds with stav

it’s the only explanation

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know... Stav is buds with Amary Marti Cazana

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/prospect-q-and-a/2006/262743.html

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

you've connected the dots, yadi2

and thanks for the read.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a defensive wizard!

Or maybe someone said ‘lizard’ and it was misunderstood.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

for a lizard

a .600 OPS playing mostly night games is pretty remarkable.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 24, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

borderline remarkable

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

michael barrett

is still a free agent. And Paul Bako. j/k

by ubeddie on Mar 24, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Barrett and LaRue on the team

we would be the undefeated bar-brawl champions of MLB…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 8:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do not understand.

I simply do not understand what in the heck they see in him. He’s AWFUL offensively and the metrics indicate he’s no great shake defensively (which jibes with what I’ve seen of him firsthand). I hope there’s some wicked awesome proprietary stuff to justify this decision.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 24, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately,

Tony was standing away from the clubhouse when he said this and was pointing toward his own team. ‘That’ club right there. That one that I coach.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

noo o o oo ooo

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

he was pointing at the o's

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha! twit win! (twinter?)
Wondering if the next step for JSL!!! is a live studio audience. Complete with “APPLAUSE” signs. What say you @JoeStrauss?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone know what the hell is going on with wikipedia today?

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 24, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Kruk and Ravech bemused by intelligent 20 year old

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

We all talk a lot of crap about some of the Cards' announcers

but those O’s announcers on the MLB audio feed were far far FAR worse than any of our own announcers

by stxcardsfan on Mar 24, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't know

these guys were pretty terrible

by stxcardsfan on Mar 24, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

aye

just read back through some of my posts detailing their play-by-play. I know they announce for an american league team, and that this is spring training…. but the guy couldn’t figure out that Stavinoha had actually had an at bat this season, when the dude has damn near been leading the cards in at bats, and hitting near .400. Colby (an NL rookie of the year contender last year) was Cody. Kozma finished the game in right and Shelby Miller pinch ran for Stavinoha.

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

No excuse

since the Cards publish a Press Pass daily which contains the hitting logs for the spring.

by ubeddie on Mar 24, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, to be fair

Colby sometimes is Cody. the rest, though, is ridiculous.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone watch the WWII in HD?

This guy was telling a story about how his ship was sunk off the coast of the Philippines. The ship that found him and his fellow crewmen drifting in the ocean were weary about bringing them on board, so they asked them… “who won the World Series?”
They answered “The St. Louis Cardinals” and were brought aboard the ship.

To extrapolate: This goes to show you, if you ever find yourself floating in the Pacific Ocean, being eaten by sharks, don’t listen to Bear Grylls… Just yell out that you’re a Cardinals fan, and it will save your life.

by stxcardsfan on Mar 24, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

IIRC that was standard during the World Wars

they’d ask baseball questions to root out spies

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Americans brought baseball to their territories

there was a really neat picture at the ASG-concurrent exhibit at the Arch
baseball spreading around to the Spanish-American War holdings. but that was a turn of the century printing, so Japan was later

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

All-Star Game

exhibit at the Gateway Arch

it’s historical, yo. and less than 80K.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

87.12K

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 24, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

really? mine reads 73.65K

I’m bigger on your monitor?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what it say's.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 24, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm experiencing shrinkage

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine too.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: I posted this at BtB but thought it was worth a mention over here:

Free Yale Game theory course here. Really easy to follow, and everything is online (literally everything: lecture transcripts, video, class notes, handouts, tests, answer keys, everything. Amazing resource).

by all4tookie on Mar 24, 2010 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Also OT, I have a $50 Best Buy gift card burning a whole in my pocket.

Anything under or around $100 that I shouldn’t be living without?

by all4tookie on Mar 24, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

another external hard drive?

some fancy headphones?

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

get a passport hard drive

you can always back up stuff in case your system crashes. and good headphones are very underrated imo.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go on a Blu-ray/DVD splurge

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Cards Fan in Chitown and jd give good advice.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 24, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

missed that, I thought it was some sort of slang you kids use

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

wut
BJRains Tony La Russa says Hill, McClellan and Garcia are all still battling for rotation spot and that no decision has been made. half a minute ago via Seesmic

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

OT: Got some new batting gloves and cleats today.

I’m so ready for the season to start up.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 24, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

metal?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 24, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the Hell is That?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss?

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Like!!! High Five!!!

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

\o

Couldn’t leave you hanging.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He hung for 12 minutes

Arm must have gotten tired

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If I ever walked into a room and saw a guy waiting for a high five

I’d give him a very enthusiastic one

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

What if you walk into a room and see a guy waiting for-

You know what? Never mind.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind, indeed.

(narrows eyes)

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't glare at me.

It’s not polite.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

You'd best watch it.

You’ll start to get a reputation, you know.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

better make it epic

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's a good one

it can also double as the VEB symbol

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like it

it’s like wondertwins and a bird

though VEB is more like
o>

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cardinals don't stare at you that way

VEB’s all about The Eye

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

metal batting gloves would protect boog's fingers better

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interchangeable.

Not allowed to have metal cleats in slowpitch league, but I want the option in case I play anywhere else.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 25, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

You must really get into your fantasy baseball!

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 24, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Toooootally.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 25, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Glad to see Franklin with another scoreless performance; I believe that’s four in a row now.

by Jmodene on Mar 24, 2010 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

How many scoreless appearances did he have in a row last season?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 24, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

True enough – but then that means his bad outings this spring – the ones that had everyone panicking – also don’t count.

by Jmodene on Mar 24, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

really? my guess was gonna be stan the man

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, tricky

like the babe lacking in the hardware

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

On The Other Hand...

… Musial still holds the record for most All Star Game home runs with 6. Amazing, with all the sluggers who’ve come around since then, that the record has stood for 50 years now.

Last Card to hit an ASG homer, BTW – Reggie Smith in 1974.

by Jmodene on Mar 24, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

his line drives were so much better than al oliver's

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh jesus

The formula for ERA+ has been changed on BRef. This is the kind of stuff I can see people getting really annoyed with.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 24, 2010 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

i wasn't going to drink today, but that does it!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's equally annoying that the stat gurus at The BOOK

are all saying, “I can’t understand why anyone would have a problem with this?!?!”. I understand what the stat is doing now but I’m not sure I like it. And it bogs the hell out of me that I have to retrain my brain to process that information. Those guys are all brilliant but sometimes they lack the ability to empathize with anyone who isn’t hardcore about the stats.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 25, 2010 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

the roto says that jaime omar garcia is officially the 5th starter, kmac's in the pen

strauss is their source

i’m curently looking for more reliable info

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Here’s the article

It kind of looks like a shot at B.J. Rains

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

when you are so insecure that you have to take shots at people running imaginary newspapers, you have a small penis.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

maybe a cigar is simply a cigar, but he the article came out 2 hours after BJ tweeted this

Tony La Russa says Hill, McClellan and Garcia are all still battling for rotation spot and that no decision has been made.

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

that doesn't seem like a shot to me.

Hell. If that came out two hours afterward they both could be correct.

by Evilfrog on Mar 24, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus

Strauss looks more like a he draws his own conclusion. He doesn’t mention that Tony or Duncan said Garcia is in the 5th spot. Personally I think that Tony and Duncan will still like Garcia to think he still has to earn the spot instead of telling him he has it at this point, even IF they did decide it was his already.

by Evilfrog on Mar 24, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

strauss had also been grumbling that unnamed competitors would take a tweet or an article which got recounted

on rotoworld and cite rotoworld (as opposed to joe strauss) as the source.

i thought making such a thinly veiled gripe was pretty passive aggressive.

# Never underestimate tackiness of media competitor. Many recent e.g.’s in STL. P-D breaks news, 2nd party picks up, compete cites 2nd party. 12:33 PM Mar 23rd via web

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

same
# Rant (cont.): Tomorrow other STL media will source RotoTimes for “breaking” Garcia status. Unreal. #WagTheDog 12:15 PM Mar 23rd via web

# Here’s how new media works: Post Twit opining Garcia will make rotation. 30 minutes later RotoTimes runs with it. Chats fair game as well.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i hope he gets cited if he's wrong about this

he’s just playing the percentages/a hunch. it could happen, but he doesn’t say this sentiment is coming from the decision-makers. maybe he’s referencing VEB?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i doubt that in any but the darkest recesses of his mind does joe strauss consider VEB a "compete."

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

not the compete part

the popular sentiment part – sounds like bar or blog talk, because he doesn’t attach it to players or staff.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it competes with his penis size

he’s taken plenty of shots at new media just this week

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

salt in the wound. :)

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

he must still be bitter

so he’s getting out in front of the story.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

so that's why he was bitching about "poaching." I was wondering what the hell he was talking about

i doubt that man will ever stop surprising me

that’s some high quality professional journalism

the guy has the integrity of a politician

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

should have guessed. strauss is full of shit. my fault everyone

move along. nothing to see here

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Larussa being coy?

at least we know Hill is probably going to the minors

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know

he did pretty much say he’d use kmac wherever it best helped the team. i wasn’t sure if garcia had any starts scheduled, because w/o that there’s no way they intend to take him, but it says monday is the day…

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm reading something else into this
But you do try and max out everybody on your team to make the strongest unit going forward. He can start, he’s proven that, and he can relieve. We’ll see."

Sounds to me like he’s setting KMac up to take PuppyKicker’s spot as long man/mop-up/spot starter. I hope not, because he’s one of the better relievers on the team, right now.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope so

because that is not what we should be using KMac for.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i read it as, if garcia is chosen

tony can sell it as “we need kmac more in the pen, that’s all there is to it” so everyone “knows” kmac didn’t lose the battle, he sacrificed for the team

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seppuku?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

stav?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

tbh

Unless KMac sorts out his control, I’m not convinced there’s a huge difference between him, Boggs and Hawksworth in terms of what they can/will do in the pen. I guess we just wait and see how the season plays out in order to determine who gets the more highly-leveraged innings.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 8:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

let that be a lesson

don’t doubt the unicorns

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strauss

reiterates. or something.
quotes Mo:

http://twitter.com/JoeStrauss/status/11010434492

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wonder when that quote was from

i seem to recall mo saying they were leaning toward garcia as a starter (not “5th” starter), wherever that was, as opposed to a bullpen role in stl, and pretty sure that sand line was used then.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goold is a little late to this one, isn't he?
dgoold Wondering if working title for #hottubtimemachine was “Man Stew” before the #Cardinals, DeRosa, stole it for their hot tub time. #stlcards about 2 hours ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

my first fantasy draft starts in 4 minutes!

wooooo!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

don't fall for the wellemeyer trick

just think, one day he’ll be telling his grandkids how he pitched in a rotation with carp and waino, and in a rotation with lincecum and cain.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

so far

miggy cabrera, kinsler, _________, zobrist

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that blank that guy who pitches for your local team

whose name always comes up blank?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah its the funniest thing

i write it out and it just…disappears. like back to the future style.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

KILL THE HAREN MEME

KILLL IT DEAD

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

PS liking your team so far

but two second basemen? Is there a “MIF” spot or or are you thinking of putting B-Zob in the OF?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

zobry qualifies at 2b, ss, and of

its awesome. so i’m using him as my ss.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

no one,,,, ah f it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

"One [offer] that did [materialize]

 was from Washington Nationals’ president Stan Kasten, the former Braves president, who wanted Smoltz to start for the Nats and eventually coach."

http://blogs.ajc.com/atlanta-braves-blog/2010/03/24/smoltz-visits-braves-camp-all-but-retired/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

wearing a michigan state shirt

just to piss off fang.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I were to ever own a Big 10 shirt

I’d probably go with Minnesota. For no reason. They’re Gophers, I guess.

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're dead to me

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

hellz no

i hate all big 10 teams. every damn one of those boring ass teams

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

well....me too, kind of

but i have to pick one or two i don’t absolutely hate.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

for the love of the GOB's why'd you pick a michigan school then?

fuck michigan

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

At Illinois

it’s spelled Muck Fichigan… cause apparently we have a rivalry with them (read we have no rivals)

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

osu has those shirts too, i think they are just for people with kids

because when there are no kids around people drop the f bomb. they reeeeeeally hate michigan around here

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Michigan and Ohio

in a steel cage death match… battle of the tallest midgets there…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

as far as i'm concerned, they both can fall into lake erie & sink into hell

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who is number 1 in the power rankings?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting choice...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

That someone

with no ties to the school (which is the assmuption this is based on) could root for a school that has both Myles Brand and Kelvin Sampson in it’s resume…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok my point falls apart.

I really had no problem with the school until the whole Sampson thing… that man is a creep. Whoever decided to sign him up long term should have been fired, and sterlized to keep from polluting the earth with their bad instincts…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

but they are IU, i have to stay a fan.

1. iu
2. michigan state
3. michigan
4. minnesota
5. northwestern
6. iowa
7. wisconsin
8. penn state
9. purdue
10. illinois
11. ohio state

for football, i like michigan more than michigan state and iowa is automatically #1 because someone from my high school is a huge star there right now.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Iowa was wiped from the map

I would feel nothing but ecstasy. I can’t stand that group of idiots.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

like i said

it’s just default right now. they’re generally near the bottom of the list for football.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

That entire athletic department

is full of creeps and douchebags and has a long rich history of it. Also the school in general draws my ire for all the Chicago suburb kids that can’t get into Illinois telling me how great it is because they ended up at their safety school. As my joke has always gone… I didn’t go to Iowa because I already graduated high school once. No need for another time.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

generally think the same thing

but right now i’m a HUGE northern iowa fan. and i’m not afraid to say that!

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have no problem with UNI

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hate them all, but i hate the michigan schools the mostest

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

If *you* were a Royals prospect...

pitcher leaves baseball

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, i kept thinking it

and finally he says it in last paragraph: greinke.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kurkjian cracks me up

but he’s right. baseball is awesome.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2010/columns/story?columnist=kurkjian_tim&id=5018602&campaign=rss&source=MLBHeadlines

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

awesome

• Cardinals second baseman Skip Schumaker hit all winter with Cardinals hitting coach Mark McGwire. One day, after the two and shortstop Brendan Ryan hit in the cage, Schumaker cajoled McGwire into taking some swings on the field. By Schumaker’s count, McGwire took 15 swings, and hit 11 balls over the fence. Three days later, he took 20 swings, and hit 12 homers. "And they weren’t just wall-scrapers,‘’ Shumaker said. "He made us look bad. He hadn’t swung a bat in nine years.’’

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard that one about twenty times

they have no other awesome stories from camp, like Julio buying everyone lunch or Boog’s treasure hunt

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

new to me

thanks for the link

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

I’ve been reading a lot of good things about Jason Heyward

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

he stunned the BBTN crew by being huge and being intelligent
they were out-matched

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really, really like Heyward

seems a decent guy too. I think he’s going to be an absolute superstar (I know, not exactly a ground-breaking prediction), and I kinda hope he does.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 8:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

i drafted him too!

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

WINNER

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like to have smart guys on my team

i tried to draft brian barton, but i didn’t see him on the list

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice sig.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing makes me feel smarter than sportswriters quoting athletes "big" words
spoke eloquently about it, using the words "metaphor’’ and "apartheid’’ and "genre’’ in complete sentences.

Really?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 24, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

pretty demeaning

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a slight bit racist.

maybe i’m a bit sensitive to african americans being deemed eloquent/articulate, but cardball is right, it seems demeaning.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person/a>

by tgreenfield on Mar 24, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's pretty stunning, actually

was that quote clipped from the linked article by kurkjian? i like his enthusiasm, and him in general, but if he had said that on-air i think some jaws would’ve dropped and there would be some apologizing to do.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except that Kirkjian

was talking about CJ Wilson, who, as far as I know, is caucasian

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

(follow him on twitter!)

http://twitter.com/str8edgeracer

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

They used a complete sentence! What are they in first grade?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be honest

How are you guys not surprised he used the work ‘apartheid’ in a sentence? That is not exactly a word that comes up in conversations to often. What was the context?

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 24, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i found that odd too

but it’s not exactly the point. still, i’m curious.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was surprised by that word but still I don't know that that sentence needs to be included.

It sounds awful condescending.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

However grammar in men has not improved:
“I for one was impressed that a girl used the word ‘condescending’ in a sentences

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

/shakes head disapprovingly at VEP

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up and give us a Penny pitch f/x!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

I have no idea how to make a sandich.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also that sounds uncomfortable.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

make you're own fucking sandwich asshole

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

sudo make me a sandwich?

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

Nice

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

win

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 25, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i love that stuff.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

tomato potatoe

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

A sandwich is not a baked good.

It’s funnier when the item requested is baked.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

let me guess

everything is funnier baked?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Carl Sagan also enjoyed baking goods.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Or, you know, a real item.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It really is helpful that way.

Who knows? Maybe I would have actually made him something. But as it is now… I can’t do anything.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

would you make me some brownies if i asked?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thus endeth

the royal “we”?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 25, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

No.

I hate brownies.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

....

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

one day a female who's not related to me will make me brownies

mark my word, one day that will happen

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

She may not have been born a female

But dammit, it will happen!

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

that is no way to talk about your sister dude

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, come now, spants.

When dealing with a neanderthalic request such as commanding a woman to make food, you’re going to quibble over the spelling of said item? He’s maxing out the grey matter as it is visualising something edible in the first place. You’re just being unfair.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

And, um, and, uh, I mean, and

go and bake me some cookies, woman!

Swish!

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

My shoulders are still too sore from all the jumping jacks.

And then I worked my arms today, so tomorrow should be interesting.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't ask for exercise-related excuses!

I asked for cookies!

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have.

Why?

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't hear anything about people having cookies without hearing Alec Baldwin saying

“Sex is like chinese food…. It’s not over until you both get your cookies.”

Still the greatest advice movies have ever gave me.

by Mister Eff on Mar 25, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i want to rec this post till the internet breaks.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 25, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

my dad never told me about the sex

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

wut

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm also out of butter.

I’m not exactly sure what kind of good cookie would come from my ingredients on hand. Unless you like applesauce in your cookies.

(waiting for The Red Baron Hrmph™)

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually,

I have a recipe for a really ripping applesauce bread. Delicious.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not cookies, though.

And I actually have a delicious cookie that calls for applesauce.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

applesauce is the shit

in a good way. i just started eating it again for the first time since i was like 12. it is way better than eating an actual apple.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

yuk

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know what applse sauce is great on?

fettucini alfredo noodles. i crap you not, it’s great

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ew. No.

I only use it to make these cookies. I prefer apples. In fact, I prefer all fruit in their original form.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with you.

Although it seems most people don’t.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i make some killer double chocolate cookies

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

you can pat those burger patties

as you do those jumping jacks

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's what she said.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I set that one up just for you.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thank you, my magic box friend.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

What?

I meant computer=magic box where my friends live. You’re the one who made it something dirty.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was following a TWSS!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever, pervert.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

silly spants, you should know aaron is as pure as an altar boy.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 25, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's those choir boys who are the sluts

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Pope calls me

when he has a moral dilemma. He’s all like, “Aaron, man, you gotta help me! I was just hangin’ out here in the Vatican, washin’ my pope hat and shit, and this nun walked in wearing this habit that was just ALL OVER her shit! You know what I mean? How can I resist?”

And then I’m like, “Listen, P, you need to just remember the path of the righteous is beset on all sides by the inequities and shit. Right? Ain’t no thing, just keep to your principles, baby! Purity is the path to enlightenment! Be strong, P!”

He thanked me profusely.

Then I went and found that nun he was talking about.

And counselled her on the dangers of too-tight habits.

(Too-tight habits sounds dirty. And fun.)

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

this reminds me of jay and silent bob in dogma

but i’m sure its something else.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm?

I don’t recall that part.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

no i just mean like if jay had to counsel the pope

i think he would say the same thing. i read this whole exchange in his voice.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, I see.

Hmm. It does sound right that way, doesn’t it?

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

pope holliday?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

just make sure he doesn't have to fly

anywhere in order to film it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

You son of a bitch.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know,

you can just delete that & no one will ever know

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly,

Mr. Smith won’t be able to fly to Rome to shoot it on location.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought mr.smith went to washington

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

didnt he have a jet pack in one of his movies?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

well you certainly don't want loose hobbits

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who has sex with toasters.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You show me where it says

in the Bible Thou Shalt Not Fuck Thy Kitchen Appliances. I’m telling you right now, you won’t find it. Appliance sex is no sin. My purity is fully intact no matter how many toasters, microwaves, and immersion blenders I may have relations with.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 26, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nothing pure about relations

with an immersion blender. Yeesh.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 26, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

immersion blenders?

holy fuck man, it’s time for an intervention. the red b has gone too far. we must save him before it’s too late!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 26, 2010 4:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

i recall you writing something the other day

that tom made a funny about that turned green.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay...

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

talking about District 9

the whole anecdote was probably unfortunate. the other ways to word it include portraying his teammates as uncultured heathens

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morgan Ensberg will be one of us yet.
By the way….I love making spreadsheets!

link

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Aaw, this is so cute
Richard Pravata // March 24, 2010 at 7:47 am | Reply

[snark]So, you’re suggesting bunting is a good idea?[/snark]

    *

      morganensberg // March 24, 2010 at 1:50 pm | Reply

      I think bunting is a good idea. My view comes from a defensive standpoint of putting pressure on the defense though. That was the super short answer….my opinion is much larger than that but I would have to explain.

      What is snark?

      Morgan

http://morganensberg.wordpress.com/2010/03/23/you-can-throw-your-calculators-away/#comments

by vivaelpujols on Mar 24, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

what is a gdm?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

you guys go easy on him

we have to convert him before we can adopt him

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

man ensburg seems cooler all the time

lol @ what is snark

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

how's the draft?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

after zobrist?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not loving it

can’t remember the order, but man ram, chris coghlan, javier vasquez, mccutchen, casey blake

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

heyward, jered weaver, k-rod

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a bird in sight

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

lopex on my bench

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

the whole league is mostly cards fans so its hard to get them

colby went in like the 6th round

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

My uncle picked Colby in like the sixth round.

I was very angry. I have to figure who I should trade for him.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you have sizemore?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's my eternal keeper.

As if anyone else will ever get a chance to draft him while I’m in the league. HA!

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

that doesn't mean what you think it means

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

what does it mean?

and what did i mean?

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

your bench is slang term for who you fantasize about

sexually

if you in fact do such a thing

which is a totally natural, normal thing. totally normal

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow really?

huh…learn something new everyday.

well he’s not on my “bench” then. just to be clear.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't worry, only a pervert would know that

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

what’s wrong with me.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, ok.

well its not really perverted. i actually kind of like this term.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

i guess it's not as popular as i thought

glad you like it. glad everyone seems to like it. be sure to tell your friends

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Weird.

I’ve never heard that either.

I can officially start referring to The Golden Girls as ‘The Bench’ now; that way my friends will stop making fun of me when they call, ask what I’m doing, and I say I’m watching Golden Girls. Now I’ll just say I’m sitting on the bench. They’ll be confused, but me secret will be safe.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

blanche is pretty hot

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah.

And you just know she’d be wild. And that accent, ohmigod!

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This subthread is amazing.

I went to logged off 10 minutes too soon.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

do we?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's why I got windshield wipers for my computer screen.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

empty nest…..hoo

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 25, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're secret's not as safe as you think it is

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

needed

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bunting is, in super-specific situations, a good idea

so, he’s not totally wrong.

For a guy like Jose Reyes, who has a 37% lifetime BUH%, it makes some sense occasionally, too.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love VEB

with the help of my VEB brothers and sisters, my song choice, Europe’s “Final Countdown”, has made it to the Elite 8 in voting for the new intro song for the local Sports radio show.

Please, if you have time, head here and log a vote or 10.

thanks

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 24, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

90-10 your way

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you.

it’s early, and most of the voting public is probably angrily watching the Illinois game.

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 24, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT

Just saw Paranormal Activity. It wasn’t bad. It was pretty freaky, and they did a good job with the tense moments (not over- or under-doing them). Anyone else seen it? Thoughts?

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I was tense through most of the movie

but in retrospect there was alot of talk and not alot of things happening. Also, I had motion sickness during all the daytime scenes. STILL CAMERAS ARE YOUR FRIEND MOVIE GUYS!

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 25, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

we f'in hate those shaky cams

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

One of these days the people in front of me are going to get vomit down their back.

I’ll tell them that it’s the water in the scene and they’re in one of those immersing theaters.

God, I hope there’s water in the scene when I puke all over them. . .

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 25, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Dan, ya wann do me a favor?

I have this English paper on Huck Finn do tomorrow. Can you, um, write it for me?

by vivaelpujols on Mar 25, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

don't you have any high schoolers to crib from?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes

it’s not the full quote
the rest of it is in the profile… among other things

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Huck Finn do tomorrow?

Interesting……..

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

There is so much that is amusing about this request.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

How long?

And how much cash do you have?

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

What would I get for this? I love that book.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've never read it,

but that hasn’t stopped me before.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shoes?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uniforms?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Clete Boyer isn't a shoe!

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Literally LOL'ed

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

My dad's not a phone!

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love lamp

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

But I really need money.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well....

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well you kn....

I’ll just stop right there

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

God damnit Dan.

My mouse literally became red hot and scorched my hand.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 25, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

YES

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 25, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

epic fucking win

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

if you asked me Red, Cox is actually a funnier name than Colon

but outta the three, i’d prefer Brentz to be drafted

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Technically, the best arrangement

would be for the two of them to be two pieces of a double play combo, so that the phrase, “Cox over to Colon,” would have to be a part of games constantly.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn't it be Colon over to Cox because Cox would be playing 1st?

your way is funnier though

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cox at third,

Colon at second (some think he may have to move), and Steve Sax in his twlight years playing first. Cox to Colon to Sax for the DP.

Goodnight everybody!

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

so very awesome

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Future Headline:

Colon Roughs up Wang, Cox Pounds Out Winner

by Mister Eff on Mar 25, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

winner winner

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

how fitting this states capitol is named after him

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Columbus was Italian. Wasn’t his real name Cristoforo Colombo?

Which reminds me… when I was a kid in 1962, I can remember realizing that in 30 years, we’d be celebrating the 500th anniversary of Columbus’ discovery of America.

By the time 1992 came around, though, Columbus had become a bad guy and nobody was celebrating anything.

I was like that as a little kid… I was looking forward to Halley’s Comet, too, and what a bust that was in 1986. Now I gotta wait until 2061 for anohter crack at it.

by Jmodene on Mar 25, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

columbo in italian, colon in spanish.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

they had a big f'in party for him here in cbus

they even built a full size replica of his boat. it’s still sitting there on the river

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

which boat was his?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

hh

i would have guessed santa maria

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

no it's the titantic you asshat.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

We shouldn't go into that here.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

It has to do with Mardi Gras, I think.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

it does

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or it could also be a really soft,

heavenly Interpol album.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

if this post has another reference to the Spanish-American War, do we get a prize?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tippecanoe and Tyler too!

No, wait…

Remember John Maine, To hell with the Mets!

by Mister Eff on Mar 25, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

cuba libre!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 25, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

chupacarba

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 25, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

so no talking about the teapot dome scandal?

harsh

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

by jacksonian on Mar 25, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

teapot dome

is still just a little raw for me…

by DanUpBaby on Mar 25, 2010 4:28 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

were you in major light pollution?

I remember Halley’s Comet, and I was pretty impressed. I was also in a not-very-populated area.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

so i'm sitting here, and i'm kind of hungry, but i'm not sure i should eat anything this late

so i’m wondering VEB, if you are still up, what’s your favorite late night snack?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:10 AM EDT reply actions  

if we say 'your momma'

will you give it up and go to bed?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

just wondering

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 25, 2010 7:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

they're closed & i'm broke

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your Taco Bell deosn't close til 3... they tend to be rather variable...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

most up here close at 2am

some down on campus are probably open till 3 or 4. i know some pizza joints are. but the burbs & farther out like me all close at 2.

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

lame!

i guess i’ve just gotten used to college towns.

by stlcardinalsfang on Mar 25, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

It sucks when they roll the streets up

anywhere outside of a college town… stupid people and their “normal sleep patterns” I scoff at them…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha! normal sleep patterns.

i wonder what that’s like?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

No joke...

a couple days ago I went to bed at noon and woke up at 7…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've done that, i can't tonight, i got an interview to schedule at 10am

i can’t remember what it’s like to have normal sleep patterns. i know i used to years ago, but those days are long long gone

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I get shit all the time

from my friends who are employed… they don’t understand when you have nothing to do your body’s natural rhythms come out.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

good for them, this blows

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Watergate Salad.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

never heard of that, what's in it?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cool Whip

with pineapple and pistachio pudding mix and pistachios and walnuts and marshmallows.

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have the cool whip & marshmallows, but not the pudding

well i have chocolate pudding. i would like some pineapple, that’d be really good right now

i’m not a big nut man. the only ones i like are peanuts & those expensive macadamia nuts from hawaii & the land down under

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

So...Many...Jokes...

to make about not being a big nut man. Must…get…humour…out…before…overload…

We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.

by the red baron on Mar 25, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

i set em up, you knock em down

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Steak n' Shake

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

can't eat them

well i can, i’m just not a fan

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Half priced shakes

from 2 til 4 in the morning are key…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm lactose intolereant, so milk shakes are a no no for me

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd off myself if I was struck with that.

I can drink with everything. I put 5 year olds to shame with what I drink milk with…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

milk just destroys me

the only way i can drink it is if has some vodka & kahlua in it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

most 5's don't drink white russians

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

They're missing out...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

butter pecan ice cream is my favorite lately

although I probably won’t eat ice cream again for a few months

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 25, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have some ice cream

laced with PCP or something?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have high cholesterol and need to lose weight

trying to be more healthy, to balance out the massive beer consumption

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 26, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have chocolate & double fudge brownie ice cream, but i'm really trying to be good tonight

i had a good “workout” this afternoon & don’t want to waste it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't snack then

Just drink a shitload of water and piss it all out when you wake up tomorrow.

by vivaelpujols on Mar 25, 2010 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

but then i have to get up to pee a lot

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

i already did

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apples and bananas are healthy and tasty.

Triscuits are good, too. Especially the Fire Roasted Tomato flavor which I eat when I want chips.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

coffee coffee

buzz buzz buzz used to be one of the best ben & jerry’s flavors. I don’t think they make it anymore. but I agree, coffee ice cream is awesome

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 26, 2010 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

the other one I can't find that is my favorite

is chubby hubby, love that stuff. but I never see it anywhere.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 27, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

I will check over there, love that stuff

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 28, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

before i go to bed

i have to z through all of the comments. i read like 5% of them. but i still couldn’t leave any comments marked as unread

i’m a pretty normal guy and girls find me interesting

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 25, 2010 2:34 AM EDT reply actions  

kudos

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

girls?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe the best fanpost ever

you have to check this out.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2010/3/24/1388324/do-you-really-want-the-cubs-to-win

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 2:45 AM EDT reply actions  

totally not reading anything on that site

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, but you would like this

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't care, if it's there, i'm not

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would if I signed up for BCB...

I just feel dirty doing that…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

just read through all the comments

the author is a cubs fan living in…st. louis.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

The author of the post?

It was fun to read through it… really helps my case that they aren’t defined by being fans of the team, but defined by the losing that gets them pity from most of the outside world.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hate people who use bad events to get pity from people

and before anyone says look in the mirror asscaptain! when i do it, i’m totally joking. i hate it when people take pity on me. it makes me feel like a bigger loser than i already am

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I understand what you're talking about.

It sounds like we’re in the same boat only that I also hate taking praise from people as well. I just want to be some who floats along without getting too high or too low reactions from people…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can't take a complement either

i don’t know why, it just feels wrong

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow,

it’s really awesome that you feel that way. ;)

by cardsgirl95 on Mar 25, 2010 7:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

But can you take a compliment?

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 25, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i got nothing

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 25, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked when he said he felt bad for the Cardinals and White Sox fans because we wouldn't have anything left to hold over their heads.

Oh we have sooooooooooo much to hold over your heads. This is just currently easiest.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 25, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, the author of the post

he checks in around the last 10-12 comments. really liked the bruce willis (and herm edwards) touch. i read whatever looks like it might be interesting (i.e. fucked up) over there, and in general they hate this BLou guy, but in that post they were trying to conjure him up to take this dude down.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 3:46 AM EDT reply actions  

reply fail

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 25, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

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