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Two Relievers

How's this headline for a sop to the hyperventilating prospect-geek fraternity—Cardinals cut six, including Pagnozzi and Salas. Just as it sinks in the Matt Pagnozzi is gone, condemned to take still more at-bats from Bryan Anderson in Memphis, you see that Fernando Salas, erstwhile Spring Training relief ace and long-time Future Redbirds favorite, will be throwing to him. 

It won't be the last we see of Salas, and while I'd have liked to see him playing the role of Kyle McClellan in 2010 he is still, like Kyle McClellan in 2008, no sure thing; injuries kept him from a full season in 2009, so 2008 still remains the only thing we have that separates him from such VEB favorites as Kelvin Jimenez. Given reliever attrition he'll probably make the team by June, if he's as good as we hope he is. 

He did just about all he could to fit into the role of Spring Training surprise, but the Cardinals have other plans for the amorphous back of the bullpen, and they appear to look a lot like Adam Ottavino

I'm getting the impression, in this brave, post-Braden-Looper world, that Tony La Russa, the man widely credited with (or blamed for) pulling baseball in the direction of single-inning, single-batter relief specialists, cares a lot less about the distinction than he's given credit for (or accused of.) Having created these roles he feels a need to keep them in place—it was mentioned in passing in a recent P-D article that Dave Duncan's ideal bullpen has three left-handers in it—but passage between the bullpen and the rotation seems no more difficult than... say, passage from the outfield to second base. 

Star-divide

Should Ottavino make the team in 2010—this still seems unlikely, here on March 23—he'd join Mitchell Boggs in the back of the pen as an ex-starter who made it all the way to Memphis, and for all the concern about his command, his career walk rate as a starter in the minors is a full walk lower than Ottavino's. Ottavino's strikeout rate is nearly one higher, as well, for what that's worth; big starters with sinking fastballs come with no guarantees as to what happens when you tell them to rear back and throw as hard as they can, but Boggs dialed up one notch seems like the kind of pitcher who could stand to start his first season in the Memphis bullpen. Ottavino's 24, the same age as Boggs was when he first sneaked into St. Louis. 

The comparisons get vaguer after that, but I can't decide which of the following propositions I'm more surprised about—Kyle McClellan's only a year and a half older than Adam Ottavino; Adam Ottavino's a year and a half younger than Kyle McClellan. It seems like I've been hearing about Ottavino forever, but McClellan is a Veteran Reliever who was drafted all the way back in 2002. McClellan last started a full season in low-A Peoria, and upon moving to the bullpen he converted his plain-old starter stats (5.9 K/9; 2.4 BB/9) into plain-old setup man stats, boosting his strikeout rate and improving his command.

(I just checked Baseball Reference and have added one more surprise to my lede—McClellan and Ottavino are just one inch and 25 listed pounds apart. Without a strikeout pitch, and reliant, in the minors, on his command to post gaudy K:BB ratios, McClellan has just always struck me as a Small Pitcher. The back of Adam Ottavino's figurative baseball card makes him look a foot taller.)

My concern about Ottavino right now—should it even be necessary, at this early stage, to have one—is that he has yet to even succeed in Memphis. Boggs was a fair starter in Memphis whose strikeout rate, in 2008, foretold some difficulty in missing bats as a Major League starter. McClellan was a successful reliever in Springfield and Palm Beach and had a reasonable, if anonymous, season in Peoria as a starter. Ottavino was just a mess. It is one thing to hope he can turn the fastball up and get still more groundballs and strikeouts, but I would wait, at least, until he proves he can stay in the strike zone in the high minors.

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…udder than with 8-Wine getting a hard look – perhaps an example of TLR going with the ‘hot hand’, as 8-Wine is performing nicely so far.

And yes, 8 (Otto)-Wine (Vino) is my annoying nick-name geared to irritate and amooose fellow VEBers – I don’t know that he has a proper nick-name yet, but I sorta like 8-Wine. Need 2 solid innings of relief, let’s pop open a bottle of 8-Wine!
;=8)

I would be somewhat surprised, however, if both 8-Wine and Garcia both make the club out of spring, not because they both didn’t earn it but because we already seem to have Allen Craig Craig Allen Allen and Tasty as our Opening Day rooks. 4 rookies for TLR? Has the world gone mad???

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 10:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Garcia strikes out too many to not be on Dunc's shitlist.....

now Ottavino…..well hey…plenty of walks to go around just like the back end of our bullpen always seems to have. I guess this means plenty of Franklin’s again this year? Damn, and I was considering cutting back!

CALL A FAIR GAME BLUE!

by One Flew Over The Cardinals Nest on Mar 23, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok,but

only thinking only is ok

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Mar 23, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one likes a pederass

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 24, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

nobody?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 24, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

8 year olds dude

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 5:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I actually really like the 8-wine nickname

Not sure why…
If he makes the team and ends up sucking it’s gonna become “Uomo della penna dei tori piu frustrazione del mondo”

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I Guess Little Flute is the Proper Nickname for him...

…but 8-Wine sounds moore ‘street’, uh-huh, word-up, yo, ummmm…yeah.

:=8/

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

may you never contract moocow disease

you’re sick enough as it is.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 6:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

;=8)

Mad cow!

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 24, 2010 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

ottavino still means piccolo

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

ask the italians, it's their word

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

he’s a little flute. So cute! How can you not root for cute little flute, shoot…

Ok, no moore sugar for me at lunch….

:=8.

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

flutie

reincarnated

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Mar 23, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're bringing the prussians into this?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

A world war, eventually

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm...

I still say we chance it.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 23, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

We must reclaim the Cardinals-watching peoples in other broadcast areas!

Our franchise needs breathing room.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

and a CENTERFIELD CAMERA

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it means the end of inter-league play

i’m all for it.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Mar 23, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw

I like interleague play

(I know I’m in the minority on this one)

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want no more interleague play either

also, send one of the NL to the AL West, plz

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, the AL west should take the Astros.

since Texas is already there. instant rivalry!

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

very good idea!

I don’t like the Astros anyway, get them out of there. plus they are set up better to be an AL team I think, it seems they would like to have a DH

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys do realize that if we simply move the 'stros to the AL West

That makes an odd number of teams in each league, therefore requiring there to be at least one interleague series at all times

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If we're playing 3-4 game series

then there will always be one team in each league with 3-4 days off

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

you could overlap them well enough and throw in interleague series here and there to keep it good

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop it

You’re making Bud’s head hurt

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or making him cream himself

for even better ways to jack up the schedule.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 23, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a whole smart discussion about this during the restructuring talk

I can’t remember where it was or what website. Conclusion was that uneven leagues sucked.

How is that for evidence?

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

expand into Vegas

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about austin gets a team?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or One in Montreal?

Oh wait…

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think the answer is dismantling teams, not adding new ones.

the marlins, diamondbacks, pirates, astros, nationals, athletics…. take your pick

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marlins and Nationals

Move Pittsburgh and Cincy to the East, Colorado to the Central.

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

talk of contraction

worked out pretty well for minny.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way the nats get contracted, too much politics involved

/no politics!!

I say we contract the cubs

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's more the new

$600 millionish stadium they built recently.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 23, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

and strasburg and the phenom on the way

who will likely pull a junior (and others) and be in the bigs at 19.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Talent can be moved between teams...

really hard to move a stadium

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 24, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

but who wants to see the red sox

and yanks get them?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying it's a good model

just the reason the Nats are here to stay…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 24, 2010 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

their owner (the lerners)

also own the cleveland browns and are one hell of a wealthy family – maybe not the pohlads in minny, but make dewitt and co. look poor.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 5:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think it would hurt the yankees

just split the mets market for the most part

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I thought we were the Popular Front of Judeah?"

“People’s Front, twit!”
“Well then who’s the Popular Front?”
“He’s over there…”

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

and what of

The peoples popular front of Judea?

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

"No One is to Stone Anyone...

…until I blow this whistle. Even, and I want to make this perfectly clear, even if they do say Ottavino."

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look all I said was

Ottavino this is good steak

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 23, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh, I'm okay with that

Really, though: there are 20 million people in the New York metro area. Something like 12 million in the LA area (Dodgers/Angels), about 10 million in the Chicago area (White Sox/Cubs).

Not that there’s any chance this would ever happen (the Yankees and Mets would freak out), but let’s be real, New York could TOTALLY support a third team.

by mojowo11 on Mar 23, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

they even have experience at it

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about New Jersey?

They could be the New Jersey Pikes. Get it?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pikers

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bricktop

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

actually

i think i remember rumblings about the rays moving to austin. that would make me hugely happy

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

fine then why don't we just get rid of the astros all together?

and the pirates, too.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pirtes beat the Yanks in the WS...

….they get a lifetime pass from this cow.

:=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

pirates are family

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a fan of inter-league....

but if they keep it, I think they should accomplish what they set out to do. Show the other fans a different style of ball. Short story…DH in the NL parks (as much as it pains me to say that), and no DH in the AL parks.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

quick thought is i kind of like that

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer

Ad. Ochovino

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 23, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

off topic plug

in related news, i spent 3 weeks down at jupiter for spring training and Salas looked really good on the mound for the most part. bit of a surprise he’s on his way down.

in unrelated news…

I’ve started a 12 team Head to Head fantasy league on Yahoo fantasy baseball.

Name your team after your favorite mustache style, or favorite baseball mustache of all time.

Using the new Auction Draft style.

This league drafts on Saturday March 27th at 8:30pm CDT.

Looking for players of all experience levels.

My only concern is that you intend to stick with the league all season.

If interested email me at mrb4567@me.com

or find the league on yahoo’s fantasy page:

league ID # 546216

password: seagate

Unless we fill up with VEB users, I will open to Yahoo users to register to make sure we fill up.

I’d love to be able to talk cardinals baseball with fellow VEB-ers while playing out the season in fantasy-baseball-dork-heaven-style.

by Mr.B4567 on Mar 23, 2010 10:30 AM EDT reply actions  

It may be tough to fill from here,

as this is the fourth (fifth?) league sprouting up from here.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

you might be right...

but i missed the boat on those leagues.
even if it’s just a few of us and it fills out with Yahoo regulars, that’s ok too.

by Mr.B4567 on Mar 23, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't even realize there was an auction draft

and I even have a Yahoo league! What’s the appeal?

by saladdays on Mar 23, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

something different i guess....

the auction draft is new this season on yahoo, and i’m interested to see how things play out. the appeal to me is there is at least a vague comparison to team budgets. you still own some crazy all-star rosters, but you have to plan on a limited budget and fill the gaps the best you can with low cost players.

by Mr.B4567 on Mar 23, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Auction Rocks!

It allows super smart baseball folks like your friendly neighborhood MooCow to acquire a team full of great players – like Pujols and Longoria and Wainwright and Josh Johnson, etc, to dominate their inferior opponents in fantasy VEB baseball!

Sayyy, wait a minute…

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pfft, My team is the best

Especially considering I missed 1/4 of the draft. Prepare to be destroyed :)

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 23, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Yahoo auctions seems to work fairly well

but this was my first year doing an auction draft

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 23, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds interesting

but I’m already in two leagues, and that’s definitely enough for me from past years experience.

by saladdays on Mar 23, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have to many digits in your name

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ottavino remaining in big-league camp

is just bizarre. At least until you read about how Dave Duncan took a liking to him and actually reached out to Ottavino last season. It does nothing to dispell the favoritism myth (or, is it a reality?) that follows LaDunc around and was Grievance A during the Anthony Reyes Wars on Cardinal blogs. And, with each walk issued, it will likely only get worse. I hope Ottavino takes to the bullpen and performs well, harnessing his control under the daily watch of Duncan and his magical coaching prowess. But, I feel like hoping for such a thing is just setting myself up to curse Ottavino as “Duncan’s favorite” after he walks two and then surrenders a bases-clearing double.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 23, 2010 10:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Reyes

I worked in the Memphis Front Office as a Baseball Operations intern in 2007 the year after we won the WS, and Reyes was never the same pitcher that he was in the WS Game 1. He spent most of his time in Memphis that next year trying not to walk people. Watching bullpen sessions, warm ups, and even playing catch with the guy, his arm had so much life to it. It hurt just playing long toss with him. So much movement on just his normal throw. He wanted to be a Cardinal, but it def was not “favoritism” that pushed him out of the Cards system. It was maybe a favoritism that kept him in for so long. But his bb/9 was horrendous in Triple-A. He had no business being on the big league roster when I knew him. And thats sad to say. He was a cool guy.

by cburris8908 on Mar 23, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not talking about reality; I'm talking about perception.

The same LaDunca “favoritism” issue was echoed during the Rasmus-as-fourth-OFer days, when Ankiel was hitting .200, before running into the wall. (I’m still amazed that nearly every Ankiel-related article cites his running into the wall as the cause behind his terrible offensive season. He was terrible before running into the wall. Granted, his injury probably somewhat hindered his ability to bounceback, but is there any reason to believe that he could have bounced back 100% health?) Now, we have Ottavino getting the thumbs up from Duncan, after Duncan called him last season, over Salas, who is and has been better. I am not entirely upset about Salas starting in AAA, but I am also not really all that excited about Ottavino staying in big-league camp. If Ottavino sticks, and walks MLB batters like he does MiLB batters, the complaint of LaDunc favoritism is going to raise its head.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 23, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I just looked it up, and Ankiel was hitting .247 with a.326 OBA when he hit the wall on May 4. The concern with his hitting, at the time, was more that he only had 2 HR and 11 RBI to that point on the season.

by Jmodene on Mar 23, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know whether we should laugh, or cry

to think that he could have that kind of line and it wasn’t a concern

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i rooted hard for ankiel

but must say, sadly, he hit the wall long before may 4 of last year

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, let's stop right there....

you can take your first-hand knowledge (backed-up by hard statistics) about why Anthony Reyes isn’t a Cardinal and just show yourself right the f out of here. This is obviously no place for rational thought when it comes to LaDunc’s “favorites” and “love of veterans” and all that…you just “git”!

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 23, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

No Doubt Favoritism Exists

Just saying Reyes hung around maybe bc of favoritism, not the other way around. That and he did have a ton of potential that he just couldnt utilize.

 Chris Duncan, and Ankiel are perfect examples of guys that without their “name” would have been showed the door so much quicker on any other club. No arguements there.

by cburris8908 on Mar 23, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clubs make personnel mistakes all the time.

Carlos Silva is apparently going to play baseball in Chicago this season for some reason.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 23, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

hilarity will ensue.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That just makes me laugh

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Just wow.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 23, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tend to agree

with VEB on this one. Ottavino just doesnt look ready yet. We’ve heard how much of a prospect he is from Matt Leach throughout the years, but without showing any real success in Memphis, I just doubt he can do it in the bigs. Maybe i dont doubt he can do it, Id just feel alot better if we had seen him do it in Memphis before we throw him out in the 8th inning with a 1 run lead. Im already nervous enough about the back of our pen, why add more to worry about TLR?

by cburris8908 on Mar 23, 2010 10:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Penny starting to remind me of Ponson

Less fat, of course.

I’m officially losing confidence in Brad Penny. Getting shelled in Spring Training is one thing. Getting shelled repeatedly by AAA’ers is another. The guy needs to get it together. Honestly, I’m desperate enough that I’d appreciate a “he’s having trouble with a new pitch” story-lie from our esteemed, prevaricating brass.

On the other hand, Garcia continues to impress. I doubt he’ll come north with the team, but I think he’s definitely the first call up with one of the starting-five misses a start or two. Pretty good insurance at that.

What are the chances that Ottavino sticks longer than Jimenez? I’d say less than 50-50.

So says, Titus Pullo (formerly The Dude)

by Titus Pullo on Mar 23, 2010 11:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Clearly he is tipping pitches

I expect sometime in the next couple of a weeks a stellar Penny outing followed shortly by a spate of articles regarding Schumaker detecting Penny’s tip.

by OCCardsFan on Mar 23, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks, I needed that!

So says, Titus Pullo (formerly The Dude)

by Titus Pullo on Mar 23, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say it with me

Spring Training doesn’t matter. Ponson posted a 3.60 ERA in that spring.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 23, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have a new avatar every week.

It makes me dizzy.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 23, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like every month

but thanks for noticing!

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I am chaos.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

For whatever reason

Sigs don’t register with my brain. I never read them and barely notice that they’re even there.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 23, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

except for Taskmaster

or whomever it is that has his dissertation as a sig

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 23, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

and tom

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 23, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, it's comedic gold

Bow down to the Carlin.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 23, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i never notice avatars

with them being on the right side

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mostly notice all4tookie's...

It looks like Dr. McCoy.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Mar 23, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not a doctor, I am just all4tookie.

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i notice tgreenfield's

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i also notice all sorts of miscreants on the streets

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Carpenter has a 10.00 ERA this spring

its prac…Spring Training people

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

all I am saying is...SSS

Tim Lincecum has a 9.39 era and a 9k to 8BB rate, while Welleymeyer is rocking it to a 1.20 era (albeit with a slightly less crappy 4 to 3 rate).

I am just not so worried about Penny…yet.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

To the extent you're saying give Penny more time

I read you loud and clear. But, spring training or not, yesterday showed that he hasn’t put things together yet.

So says, Titus Pullo (formerly The Dude)

by Titus Pullo on Mar 23, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was throwing all sinkers instead of 4-seamers like he had earlier in spring

Maybe he was toying with a new curveball grip, maybe trying to practice his splitter.

It’s essentially a practice (we talkin bout practice) against AAA hitters, I’m sure he treated it as such. As long as his velocity is there (which by all accounts it has been) there isn’t anything to care about in ST. We talkin bout practice.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 23, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i pay almost zero attention to ST stats

I can’t find the stats now, but Zack Greinke got lit up for almost the entire spring last year, ending w/ an ERA close to 10. We all know how that translated to the regular season.

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Mar 23, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do pay attention to the defense

save us, Boog, you’re our only hope

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree that some things are worth watching

but traditional measures of valuation can be incredibly untrustworthy in the spring

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Mar 23, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Penny has said repeatedly that he's working on a two-seamer

I haven’t seen enough of his games to be able to tell, but it seems quite possible to me that Penny is working on a sinker/two-seamer and either a) struggling with it or b) throwing so many fastballs that he’s getting knocked around because he’s not changing speeds.

But really, what it boils down to is that it’s a small spring sample size (SSSS?) and doesn’t necessarily indicate anything. Chris Carpenter’s ERA is worse than Penny’s right now, and I don’t think we’re all worried about him degenerating into a fifth starter type.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 23, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine the Duncan game plans

aren’t in place in ST either, but maybe I have a vivid imagination

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 23, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leach on the Mothership

At his blog, Leach crunches the roster math, and posits this:

It’s very difficult to envision Jon Jay making the team, though he’s still here so he hasn’t been eliminated yet. But if Jay is out, and I believe he will be, then the other remaining question is Stavinoha versus Craig. I believe Craig has the upper hand, but I also believe it’s not set in stone.

How is “Stavinoha versus Craig” a question? Seriously. How? This is like asking, “What will I have for dessert? Turnips or ice cream?”

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 23, 2010 11:17 AM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Stavinoha = turnip

love it.

So says, Titus Pullo (formerly The Dude)

by Titus Pullo on Mar 23, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hell yes.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 23, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmmmm...turnips....

…no, not even I can say that. Boo turnips!

:=8O

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you saying Boo turnips,

or boo-urns turnips?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 23, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you just know TLR is going to go with turnips

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's vegetarian

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i was going to include that, but wasn’t sure if he was or not

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stavinoha can be the "emergency" catcher....

…that’s all I got! Can Craig try to catch?

"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

by The Ol Goaler on Mar 23, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

at this rate, Craig better learn two more positions

“But sir, there are no more positions.”
“What was your name again?”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

"It's on my jersey!!!"

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

"You can't be Cazana. He doesn't need a name on his jersey.

Seriously, if you want Albert’s autograph, just wait along the fence with the kids."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

"...there's a reward for my safe arrival in St. Louis. See, this milk carton says so."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking (quietly) of Amaury,

is he going to play in Memphis this year, or get shipped back to Mexico? Has anyone heard?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He will bestride the border like a collosus

swatting tiny spheroids back whence they came.

So, erm, both, kinda.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 23, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

to keep competitive balance alive...

Selig has demanded that the cardinals assign Amaury to the Martian league this upcoming season. This is in direct response to Brad Lidge’s complaints that it is only a four hour plain ride from mexico to St. Louis. Brad was overheard asking the commissioner "do you remember my appearance versus Pujols, now put Amaury behind him for protection… the world would surely have to reverse its rotation!’

by streamman on Mar 23, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

unfortunately for Selig

the only known technology that can send a solid object to Mars in time for the start of April is Amaury Marti’s bat….

Oh the irony.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 23, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

he intends to use...

just that premise, paying Amaury an extra 500 million to smack himself in the arse. Just to see what happens.

NASA will be providing the funding for this effor.t, filing it under their R&D cost center. As Amaury’s time on mars will be spent in developing and perfecting doomsday, response alternatives to the Armageddon plot.

by streamman on Mar 23, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

the large cazana collider?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Non planetary comment

why he has not risen in the ranks? He hits like crazy. Is it a defense, or age, or other defect?

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 23, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

must be fear of defection?

he’s done it before.

would be cool if he was in memphis and got a sept callup – we’re talking about putting some butts in the seats!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

repost

B_Walton How are AAA starts healthier than MLB ones? RT @MatthewHLeach: Would 2 mos. of AAA starts to mitigate health risk be bad for Garcia? about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck

dgoold @B_Walton I never got sense it was about innings, it was about proving his arm could rebound start to start, and not test it at MLB level. about 11 hours ago via web

  B_Walton 19 mos after TJ surgery and counting. RT @dgoold: It was proving his arm could rebound start to start, not test it at MLB level. about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:23 AM EDT reply actions  

okay, I'll say it

I’m pleased for the man stew that Joe Mather is projected to go north.

And we were so worried when DeRosa left. Team DAR holds steady!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 12:04 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOO!

That is really what comes to mind when I read this. You should here the woo of a Woo Girl from HIMYM when you read that by the way.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

please tell me you're not a woo girl

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do I seem like a woo girl?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't you like to know...

sorry it was sitting there on a tee.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 5:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like it either

I was hoping they’d groom Salas for post-Frankie.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can Craig pitch?

Might help his chances.

He took. It out.

by flipthebird15 on Mar 23, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garcia was drafted

and supposed to be the closer of the future. Then it was Chris Perez, and Garcia switched to a starter/long relief bc of Chris Perez…..switch him back to closer?

by cburris8908 on Mar 23, 2010 12:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hasn't Sanchez sort of taken up the closer of the future role now?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

before going to triple a

he was set to be Memphis closer in 08, but injuries kept him from doing it. but now you are making me doubt myself…

by cburris8908 on Mar 23, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salas

finger injuries last year, i thinK?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 23, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I finally have Sanchez, Samuel, and Salas figured out

I confused them for a long time.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

can someone do a fanpost so we can tell them apart all season long?

I swear I had them figured out during the minor league postseason, then screwed them up again.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Samuel is the one that can't hit the broad side of a barn, right?

I hope so, otherwise my way of keeping track of the bad one by way of Cheers is gonna have to change

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

veolcity: Samuel 96-99, Sanchez 94-96, Salas 90-92
Breaking Pitch: Samuel slider, Sanchez slider, Salas curve
command: Samuel terrible, Sanchez average, salas good
build: Samuel tall and lanky, Sanchez short and wire thin, salas medium build

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 23, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

so Samuel is just like Sam from Cheers. Thanks!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the love of everything holy, keep him away from diane!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I still want Sam to kill Diane

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 24, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

how should he do it?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever hurts the most

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I never really figured out why

it must have something to do with Shelley Long’s voice.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 24, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like the three bears

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excel can handle up to 30000 rows

The typical pitcher throws 2-3 thousand pitches in a season.

by vivaelpujols on Mar 24, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to take kind of a weird angle on this

and suppose that Ottavino remaining in camp means 2 things:

they want to work with him and see why he’s having the issues he’s having in the minors, Dave Duncan and staff may be wanting to take the opportunity to see what’s going on with his delivery, etc.

and McClellan is going to be in the bullpen because they are so impressed with Garcia

just an alternate take…. not saying that this is what I think is happening, but it could be possible eh?

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 12:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I won't really be disappointed until Ottavino actually messes up and gets sent down

then it will just seem like a waste of time. but I guess that’s the gamble they’re taking. what I will be disappointed by is if Stavino makes the team

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel the same way

I figure Garcia’s time will come no matter what, so I’m OK with them being cautious. But Stav really doesn’t need to make the team if we have Craig and Mather.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

it just seems that by making Ottavino a bullpen guy they are losing a starter

sure, McClellan might work as a starter, so they actually wouldn’t be… but maybe Otto isn’t a bullpen guy and then they are short a staple in the bullpen. so confusing

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't mean they're scrapping all starting plans for Ottavino.

I’d certainly rather see AO at Memphis, KM as a reliever, and JG as the 5th starter.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 23, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reference

Adam W, and all the others that have apprenticed in the bullpen before graduating to starter. Not a bad way to go if they perform like Adam. JG has performed admirably this spring, but I am still worried about his lack of solid starts at AAA. I would rather see him get more work in Memphis, and come up mid season to replace whomever is not performing as a starter (KM?, and not trying to jink him).

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 23, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waino started as a starter

closer was a miraculous stopgap

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is not my recollection

or what the record shows. 2005, 0 GS, 1 GF; 2006 0 GS. 10 GF; then full starter from 2007. Link:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/w/wainwad01.shtml

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 23, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

what Eff said

don’t make me find the “wha??” face Adam made at the MLBN crew just a few days ago when they asked him about shifting from closing to starting.

…because it’s a pain to look for videos on the Mothership.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

My point is that Cards seem to initiate ML starters in the BP – Kyle, Thompson (remember when he pitched over 40 scoreless innings over AA and AAA as I recall some years ago) Waino slightly, Boggs and Hawksworth.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 23, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's actually. . .

the old school way to do things. I approve of that approach, FWIW.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Mar 23, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Parisi, Walters, Reyes, Garcia

I don’t think it’s a precedent, I think it’s a case-by-case situation

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

so is/was ottavino, so why isnt having ottavino pitch this year out of the pen

hopefully have some success and try out for the 4th/5th starting spot next year

by FunkeeC on Mar 23, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he isn't anywhere near ready to be an MLB starter

and I kinda doubt he will be after a year in a major league pen. He was rocked, badly, for much of 2009 in AAA and still has pretty appalling control. If he’s ever going to be a major league starter he needs to work on his starting pitching in the minor leagues. Adam had AAA pretty much figured out by the time he came up as a reliever.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 23, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

However

under DD’s tutelage, including personal call last year, he is apparently not now the pitcher that you are describing. Don’t forget after his disastrous start last year (0-9\), he came back to 7-3 (if I am not mistaken). Anyhow, would you prefer Otter or Salas in the pen, assuming KL is our 5th starter?

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 23, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

win/loss

shminloss

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 23, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, he was horrible in the 9-loss streak

and good thereafter is what he’s saying.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was OK in the 2nd half last year

but that’s a pretty small number of games, and his control was still not good during that period. It’s just that he was so mind-blowingly abysmal in the first half that the 2nd was a big improvement…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's a fair assessment, imo

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

my take would be

that they like what they’ve seen since his 0-9 start last year and subsequent talk with dunc so they want to keep him close to dunc for tutelage for an eventual starting role, and they decided this tutelage is more important to his development than starting in AAA. garcia, otoh, they see as more or less a finished product, not requiring hands-on tutelage, but needing at this point to have his innings regulated in memphis with an eye on his long-term health for his run in st. louis.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved Waino as the eventual closer

but people need to remember who beat him out for that 5th starters job?

Yeah, that 2006 team would have ended up with a whole lot more regular season wins and we wouldn’t hear all this “worst WS champions EVAR!” crap if Waino would have been given that 5th starters job.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

My recollection is. . .

that losing half of the starting lineup down the stretch was the 2006 team’s biggest problem. They all got healthy (enough, in Rolen’s case. . . better baseball through chemistry) at the same time to start the post-season.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Mar 23, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

my recollection was that a pretty good team had some terrible losing streaks

I am just saying that just because it worked great once with Waino, doesn’t mean it is a perfect plan.

Now I gotta go check to see what the deal was with MattyMo and Alan Benes

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even know why I am arguing this

I actually don’t mind Otto in the pen, I’d rather have Salas though, but I am used to being disappointed by roster construction.

I just want Omar** nowhere near the bullpen

 * *Jaime for those that missed yesterday’s thread

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am

not advocating starters in the pen at ML level, just saying that it seems that is the way the Cards do it, in part. Agree on Salas.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 23, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

i think it’s faulty to look at waino’s situation and expect it to work flawlessly time and again

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waino es bueno

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

we were due

you can’t have that many 100-win teams and not put a ring on it.

I could go with a sex metaphor here, but I can’t think of a good one.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

all the single ladies

all the single ladies

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

he got

nine mo’ fingers
that don’t mean
he’s done

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

why?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, we didn't get wtf they were talking about

beyonce sucks

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

why does putting Ottavino in the bullpen to start the season....

mean “losing a starter” longerterm? As a former pitcher I’m always baffled by this thinking.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 23, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

well

maybe it’s not good for them to be going back and forth a lot?

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

if they were having Otto go back and forth a lot over a short period of time, perhaps that would be a concern...

but since that hasn’t happened (and isn’t likely to), I don’t think we should be all that worried about it.

Otto has been a starting pitcher his whole life – it’s perfectly reasonable to think (as the Cards may) that a 24yr old starter with good stuff can benefit the team and himself by coming out of the bullpen to start the season. Doesn’t necessarily mean that they’ve forever given up the idea of Otto being starter and doesn’t foreclose him being starter down the line, short-term or long-term.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 23, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

you tease!

If you see a guy open the car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

by cardzfanbub on Mar 23, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I keep hearing these mysterious

mentions from Good Reporter and Leach that a trade for pitching is still possible. Perhaps (crosses fingers) they are just showcasing the chair?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna keep the Glare for a while

at least till midseason

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you see packaging

Lugo / Stavinoha and potentially someone else for someone’s blocked AAA righty?

by streamman on Mar 23, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lugo and Stavinoha are pretty much worthless

we might get a long-shot relief arm in single A or something but those sort of players aren’t going to bring back anything significant.

If Felipe Lopez is signing a deal for less than $2m, guaranteed, Julio Lugo for the league minimum isn’t really going to be worth very much.

Everyone has two or three players like Stavinoha in AAA. He’s no more than a throw-in.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 23, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

nor do i

perhaps monk means worthless as in trade value, which i agree with – he’s more valuable to us than anyone he could bring in a trade.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I definitely think Lugo has trade value.

In fact the Red Sox could really use him right now. Some team will get desperate enough to give us a decent reliever for him.

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Mar 23, 2010 10:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why could the redsox use him?

Have they had an injury I’m not aware of? Their starting 2b and SS (Scutaro and Pedroia) are both way better, and they’ve got Jed Lowrie as a backup who had a wrist injury in 2009, but if he’s healthy he’s probably quite a bit better than Lugo.

They’ve also got Tug Hulett as a backup, who’s a similar sort of player (projects as a passable bat with a crappy glove).

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's a play on "Goold"

and to distinguish him from strauss

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh.

He’s better on his radio show than in print.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 23, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bernie is good, just not Goold good, and not as consistently good

having to dumb down some of his stuff for the crazies over at the P-D doesn’t help his cause.

I still wish he would write a guest article over here under a pseudonym, just so we could get a taste of what he could do to impress us.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Werner Ticklasz?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 23, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like Bernie on the radio

but I was mostly raised on Bernie’s Bits, so I’ll never be a Bernie In Print Hater

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

Bernie isn’t terrible (especially when you consider that he is essentially a color commentator for the post, for everything sports related that comes through their door). But he just does not hold a candle to Derrick Goold. I enjoy combining Goold and Leach together. I try to ignore Strauss and Burwell, and enjoy Hummel to the fullest extent that I can.

by streamman on Mar 23, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do wish Goold would cut out the typos

but I’m thinking there’s no one in that pressbox he trusts to slash through his miscues

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes,

I just find myself willing to read over them. Half the time I do not even notice them anymore, as I have the same issue when I rush something out the door here at work (technical content is far more than adequate, I just make small typographical mistakes because my mind races ahead of my fingers on the keyboard).

by streamman on Mar 23, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am just random and weird

I just randomly put words in sentences. I can even proof read and it seems fine in my mind. It is not until I read it again 10 mins later that I am all WTF did I just type. I have found people don’t seem to mind the crazed random ramblings as long as I don’t misspell words also.

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 23, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tend to do just the opposite… I randomly leave words out of sentences, and read right past it.

by streamman on Mar 23, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flim

we mind, it’s just that you do so often, we figure it’s on purpose.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 23, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

you using gdm's device?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like this interview

with The Baseball Analysts?

Check it out. It’s so good

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It sure is

Thanks for the link.

I loved the dig the interviewer wanted to take at Wade.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

from reading Bernie's print stuff in the last year or so

he seems pretty knowledgeable about mainstream, advanced stats and uses them to support his points. I would say he does so in a “simplified way” rather than dumbed-down.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 23, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's fair

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoy Bernie, mostly (and of course Goold, who is excellent)

He isn’t a dumbass like some other columnists there.

Often he seems willing to look at different points of view and try to analyze things.

I don’t always agree with the analysis, but if I had to be in print as often as he does, I doubt I would do as well.

Play ball!

by IL and StL Fan on Mar 23, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goold

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

So this is kind of his last chance then?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

that, I have read

something about team officials saying he’s proved all he can in the minors

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE A WITCH!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh

but there are ways of telling if (s)he’s a witch.

by streamman on Mar 25, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

What am I supposed to do today? There's no baseball... :-(

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 23, 2010 12:43 PM EDT reply actions  

the bench doesn't warm itself, vexed

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's always alcohol.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

what if you're saving it for the games?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Spring Training....

this is all aboot practice Y2S.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's practice!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've personally been training all off season....

took a day or to off after the series, but then got right back into my 12 oz. curl regimen. I’m in the best drinking shape of my life.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Round is a shape.

Best shape of my life.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 23, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer the dodecahedron look...

…nearly as sweet as a Buckminsterfullerene

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 23, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

so you're saying

the lineup-dice look?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, the dice...yes.

I thought you were talkin about a BuckyBall…that’s just a soccer ball by an awesome name… buckminsterfullerene. lol

I just like typing that out.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 23, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

we don't want to know what you do alone in your room

though, I do agree. Bucky rules.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, I thought of something you could do, vexed

do some mustache projections on some Cardinals.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is certainly possible

Provide a list of the players you’d like to see with sick ’staches and beardlys and fu-manchu-ified.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 23, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR and Dave Duncan please

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's see some of the new guys

we know what the vets look like

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, definitely mather

and craig, too (while we have him)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta get your reps in

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stimpy: [crying] "What'll we do 'til then?"

Ren: "Why, you could shave your yak… or eat olive loaf! "

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did we sign Gaudin yet?

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

harvesting yak fur is apparently relatively easy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't try it

Tibetan carpets come from sheep wool. Yak are beasts of burden, plus their milk and by products.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 23, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

well there are yak ranches here in the U.S.

they just showed the process on t.v. fairly simple, especially contrasted with the skittish bison they did right after.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never

herd about that. Where are they? Wouldn’t mind visiting one. As mentioned a few days ago, I am working on a livestock project in Nepal that includes yak breeding, but no wool harvest.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 23, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check out Mr. yak expert over here

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I wanted were some opinions on Gaudin

but I got all this bonus yak info for free!!

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

next, staplers.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah. It's been done.

Plenty of other office equipment to discuss!

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 23, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gaudin or the knife?

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gaudin. Definitely Gaudin.

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 minutes...

6 minutes thinking, 3 minutes spent burninating the countryside, 1 minute with HTML tags. And 5 lines of notebook paper.

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

TROGDOR is the best

song to buy on whichever Guitar Hero it’s on… Always brings a smile to my face.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

The arm isn't consistently left-handed..

Or maybe it is, I couldn’t tell…

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ummm, I'm pretty sure

he’s “on fire like a peasant.” I’ve played the game.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Mar 23, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was wandering through Best Buy

and found there’s a full fledged Homestar Runner based game now… almost bought it then though better of it.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 24, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

plus it's multy purpose...

-letter opener
-staple remover
-apple eater
-annoying co-worker repelletnt

by streamman on Mar 23, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

"What do you think of this pile of mult I've got here?"

“Hmmmm. It’s pretty multy, I guess.”

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 23, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was out of the office sick yesterday...

so today is my Monday, and the brain finger disconnect is in full effect.

by streamman on Mar 23, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That could definately cause problems later in the day...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm starting to prefer multy beers to hoppy ones.

As long as the ones are cold.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh matty

A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know

sort of got used to drinking them about room temp in europe – definitely more flavor, though they were all good beers, too. that said, i think i prefer them cold mostly.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I agree

Some beer has to be allowed to warm up from fridge temperature.
But then I wouldn’t be able to slip in a Strongbad reference.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever dude

where I come from we only drink CUH-HOLD ones.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 24, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

depends on the beer. Most British beers should be drunk around room temp (or perhaps just below – 15 celsius or so). I don’t think any beers except crappy macro lagers should be drunk much below 8-10.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's our man in nepal

spreading cardinal nation

let me go find it. I think it was a Dirty Jobs, somewhere in a northern state.

all they did was herd them into a one-animal-wide pen, lock their head in there at the end, and pluck the extra fur off on top. the yaks just held still. the bison went nuts.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, here's a video

http://videos.howstuffworks.com/discovery/28308-dirty-jobs-combing-the-yak-video.htm

I don’t know if this is the same place, but this might be:
http://www.springbrook.com/Yak/Yak-Index.html

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is in fact the correct farm

I just subjected myself to Mike Rowe kissing a yak.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't ever SB Nation blog have a yak expert?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

to be truth teller, but someone mentioned yak, and I had to respond. the video is cool, but still, it is just culling the hair, not used for wool. Sorry to get technical, but since I have always assumed that is a somewhat user friendly site (except during game days), I was just trying to contribute. I seriously have a friend out of Wyoming who is a reputed consultant on yak, and livestock in the Himalaya. OK, way off topic. Is Allen Craig going to make the roster?

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 23, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No no no

We love it. I was just mentioning the other day how diverse this community is.

Now we have a yak expert

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree with this sentiment.

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that with everyone on here

we’re only about 2 people away from having an expert in pretty much everything.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly!

It wasn’t a criticism. Yak was just the last thing I expected to read about on VEB.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 23, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is one more letter

and it’s spring. Does anyone grow zinnias?

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Mar 23, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are using it for wool

the video is only part of the whole segment
they later showed some of the product from it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

But my wife, a sherpani, says absolutely not. But I will check with other herders tomorrow. Not that it is germane to anything to do with the Cards.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 23, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know nothing of the subject

But just googling real quick, there are plenty of sites that suggest that yak is indeed used for wool

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I better

get up to speed. But what I was saying, the wool is not used for carpets. Sorry to bore everyone.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 23, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not at all

It’s actually one of the most interesting subthreads I’ve ever read here

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not boring at all.

Stupid pictures of cats and bacon, etc.; that’s boring.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 23, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boo Atlanta

:=8P

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD ABOUT THIS

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those sneaky buggers

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those groupies must be happy...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey, we just got here

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nine Inch Neils

a bit different…

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love you are married to a sherpani.

I’m pretty sure that makes you one of the coolest people I kind of know.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would make him one of the strangest people I kind of know.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be an interesting ceremony

maybe common in nepal though, idk

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said "one of"

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hee...

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i learned on fresh air the other day that yak hair is used to simulate body hair in hollywood

because it looks like human hair but is twice as long, thus allowing techs to glue part of the hair down.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 23, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i assume that's the long hair

not the fuzzy fur on top

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

your not a doctor

You’re a big, fat, curly-headed, yak

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 23, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't tell me my species

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Remo Williams: the Adventure Begins:

“You move like pregnant yak wif two crub feet!”

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

synthetic?

like tennis strings?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

guitar strings were once catgut. now they are nylon or steel.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 23, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

tennis too, i'm almost positive

i was just asking if they’ve gone to synthetic, a la tennis strings – not that tennis strings were ever made from lamb intestines.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Catgut is made from sheep's guts

it’s never actually been made of cats; that’s just the name.

Anyhoo, they’re all metal or man-made fibre now…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

All the resident violinists were saying almost everyone uses synthetic now, for a variety of reasons including durability.

by mojowo11 on Mar 23, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be careful

when trying to shave your yak, it is an unheard of practice. Seriously, when meeting yak on the trail, keep to the upside of the slope, they have a tendency to push you over the brink if you go downside. But their cheese is great,!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 23, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Props to our big cousins' milk and cheese...

…but u can’t beat a Holstein for production!

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm kind of hoping Ottavino makes the team

He has potential to raise the Cardinals DAR scores:

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 1:23 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

his mustache upside is there

but I’ll believe it when I see it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That might be grass.

But I thought it was a river at first, too. I guess its hard to tell.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lightly dusted Snowy pasture?

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 23, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

snowy field

I’m a river expert I should know.

by streamman on Mar 23, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I resemble this remark.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

ha!

rec’d

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That can be fixed.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

...whoa.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

double whoa

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's okay, i'm taken too.

/window shopping

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and here you can't give gdm away

trust us, it’s been tried & tried & tried & tried. but no one would take the poor bastard

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he does.

Wow.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

cuts from minor leagues

http://interact.stltoday.com/blogzone/commishs-hot-stove/commishs-hot-stove/cardinal-beat-updates/2010/03/cardinals-release-seven-from-minor-league-camp/

First baseman Matt Arburr, a hulking slugger known for his light-tower shots during spring training, and six others were released Tuesday, and they are now minor-league free agents.
The others released were: LHP Justin Fiske, RHP Marco Gonzalez, RHP Jonathan Gonzalez, RHP Reynier Gonzalez, C Blake Murphy and RHP Andres Rosales.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

And so ends the dream

of the all-Gonzales pitching staff.

The cat is fine, thank you.

by Intheway on Mar 23, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

those dream killers

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm in a terrible computer for this

any pictures from yesterday or sunday?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

holllllllly shit i am excited

Just scored tickets to the opening exhibition series at Target Field and I get to see our Cardinals. This is awesome news, even though I’m positive I won’t see all of the starters. And the new ballpark looks incredibly nice, even if it will freezing cold.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person/a>

by tgreenfield on Mar 23, 2010 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

jealousy!

you must bring back reports of the food on a stick.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be there for both games, and I'll try and bring my camera

and subsequently do a photo report/fanpost/food review. As a resident of MN, outdoor baseball has been a long time coming. best ending to spring break ever.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person/a>

by tgreenfield on Mar 23, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

boom

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=43333833

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

brilliant!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think they have more

I like the usage of it, because you can try different ones on different days… think of the scene.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

as you sip

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mustachioed espresso mugs

Do those come with skinny jeans and a fixed gear bike?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

if they came with striped socks

we’d make a killing

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

big clunky sunglasses, too, apparently.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 23, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you have a stash of staches?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Cow's Don't Do Pornstaches...

…no one wants hair in their moo juice…

:=8P

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

puts me in mind of Lewis Black's classic Soy Milk rant

“There is no such thing as Soy Milk, you know why? Because there is no Soy Titty what you are drinking is soy juice, only they can’t sell soy juice because when you say soy juice you actually throw up a little in your mouth. In fact there is only one kind of milk, and that is moo fuck milk.

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 23, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it is certainly likely to upset some soybeans!!!

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 23, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that routine...

when I had a roommate that started buying soy milk in his dabbling in veganism thing I harassed him with the soy juice thing every chance I got.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate to be that guy

But that’s definitely not a pornstache, it’s a handlebar.

by mojowo11 on Mar 23, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus apparently said at first base, now he has to think.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

i should've added

it sounds so much dumber when joe morgan says it
(i think it was him… i’m trying not to listen)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rich Hill changes delivery

Hopes for better results

In other news, history repeats itself

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

HFS

We killed Rich Hill and gave his identity to Mark Mulder, didn’t we

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

this began as a joke and came true

now, for that stav-for-utley trade…

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

April birthdays. other than Kinney, last March birthday coming up

is Brendan Ryan.

April
(11th Pete Kozma)
19th Dennys Reyes
27th Chris Carpenter
28th David Freese

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog will be at Space Coast Stadium that day

which for some reason amuses me.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Space Coast Ghost to Ghost???

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Lambert and Christy Mathewson in a no-holds-barred showdown

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

30th - VexedTechie

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 23, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Freese

shares my birthday. Weird.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Mar 23, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys should get together and party

just make sure he doesn’t drive you home after…

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 23, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wait

I think I already did that once. And from my recollection, the three of us didn’t fit my little car very well, lol.

Sadly, i no longer have that car…boo…

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 23, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Decided to use the cash I’m saving to fund some other activities and the RX didn’t really fit with “family planning”, which is the stage we’re in at this point. I was a sad day to see it drive away though…the college kid who bought it still calls and gives me shit about it. Said he loves the car though.

Hopefully I can afford a fun car again at some point.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 23, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it a RX 7? what do you drive now?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

13th

mysterui

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Reply fail!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roster thoughts from Strauss

per twitter — JoeStrauss : Simple Cards roster math: 2 of 3 OF’s stay (Stavy, Mather, Craig); either Boggs or Otto in pen. Garcia @ 5th starter, KMac set-up seems set

by ubeddie on Mar 23, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet.

As long as Stav isn’t one of the two OFs to stay.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 23, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

has garcia been penciled in to start an upcoming spring game?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was supposed to start yesterday

bit the rain made him pitch in relief. no like it really matters whether or not he pitches the first inning. he still got a starter’s worload yesterday

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still won't believe he's the designated 5th starter

until he actually starts a spring game and goes 5 with yadi catching. ladunc are very big on details, which is why i can believe otto to the pen because they pitched him yesterday on “short” rest, as he would do in the pen.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am beginning to see KMac and Garcia in the 4 & 5

with Hill in AAA and Penny on the DL…

:=8/

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

details

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

the other DL

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cud Explain his current stinkage...

…besides we all know guys get sent to the DL injury or no sometimes.

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure they could punch his shoulder...

then send him down with inflamation or something

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 24, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

but he was scheduled to start yesterday

the only reason why he didn’t is because penny (lohse?) got rained out, so he just pitched the latter four inning after lohse (penny?)

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

understood

there’s still time for it to happen, though, so if it does i can believe it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i understand that

honestly, i’m not gonna buy into him as the fifth starter until he’s still doing it adewuately in the middle of may

but i think he’s the favorite now and everybody’s favorite writer, joe strauss says that it’s pretty much set

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

somewhere, jon jay has a sad.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 23, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay is hitting .237/.286/.289

Surely even he must have known for a while now that there was no way he’s making this team.

by mojowo11 on Mar 23, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he has a uzr of +awesome/150!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 23, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he read a Strauss tweet?

Or, because he wasn’t given an obtuse insult for being a non-prospect in a Strauss tweet?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 23, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 23, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mather or Jay HAVE to make the team

We need a backup CFer. Mather is RH so he gets the job. Mather is on the roster. So it really comes down to Stav vs Craig. Craig is 2 years younger than Stav and has more options. If Stav doesn’t make the team I think their could be a good chance he gets cut. Both are having decent springs but Craig is having the better of the 2. Both are on the 40 man roster. Stav has played in the MLB while Craig has not.

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 23, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really think we're trotting Stav out there so frequently so that other teams get a look

And we hopefully get something useful for him. I’m thinking something similar to a Luke Gregerson back… Someone with a good AAA track record but just hasn’t had a chance in the majors

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will literally cry if Stav makes this team over Craig.

Craig plays more positions. Stav has played MLB before, but he sucked at it.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

in st. louis, we call that veteran presence.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 23, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

[weep]

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone know what Kelvin Jiminez is doing?

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think he's a beef-eater, moocow

or maybe that’s his brand of gin

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

you might need some Kleenex.....

If Stav makes the team, it won’t be because the Cards think Stav is “better,” at offense or defense, than Craig. Obviously Stav is not. I assure you that the Cards and their many scouts, coaches, and statisticians have figured out that the guy they named minor-league player of the year last year is a better baseball player than the Stav.

But taking Stav over Craig eliminates the problem of having the 25th guy on the bench be your organization’s best young RH hitter….how are you going to get 300AB for Craig this year with our outfield being set and the fourth outfielder, Mather, being a RH-bench bat with pop who happens to play better defense than Craig?

If Stav sits at the end bench and only gets 2 PAs a week as a pinch hitter…who f’cking cares? But Craig is bona fide; he’s got prospects. Craig still might take Ludwick’s full-time gig next year or might fill in longer term for a Pujols or Ludwick injury this year (Gob-forbid). Craig is better prepared to fulfill his promise by getting full-time PAs in Memphis, not by sitting at the end of the bench.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 23, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

There is no room for logic in this discussion, sir.

FREE ALLEN CRAIG!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's no way anyone on TLR's bench only gets 2 PA a week

Hell, Waino will probably get more as a PH

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

happy to hear the craig is bona fide bit

dude can hit, and he’s not jake fox in the field either

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

By most accounts I've heard

 His range is fine, he just throws like a little girl

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he will find you

little known fact is, quiet ole allen craig is a badass

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd for the OBWAT reference

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 23, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mather is set I think

it’s just a question of, well, read my sig

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I could show this to TLR and he would say,

“Craig? Who is that?”

But, after I explain to him who Craig is, he would say, “That settles it, bgh. If VEB and Carrds Fan in Chitown think that young hitter is better than Stavinoha, that’s good enough for me. Stavinoha is going down to Memphis.”

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 23, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you saying there's a chance?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

feel bad for kmac

i like the dude and i think he could be a serviceable fifth starter. but this is good news

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

SBN'd!

that was fucking insane, i didnt even do anything!

anyway, yeah it’s not like k-mac is getting cut. if he’s valuable as a set-up guy then that’s his role. can’t feel too bad for him, he’s still a major league baseball player.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes

i’ll be typing out a post and everything i’ve typed will just disappear and the cursor will go back to the subject line. infuriating

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sig is alternately entertaining and distracting

it kind of makes me fear you in a non-grammar pedant way

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Stav have options?

Does Stav making the team make him more tradible?

by Evilfrog on Mar 23, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trade Him to the Nats...

…they got rid of Anger Management Guy, I mean Elijah Dukes, and cud use an outfielder.

:=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

tons of options, he could go play in Japan right? he’d be stavzilla

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Thought That Was Courtney Love....

…oh wait that was Staphzilla…

:=8P

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like this spring training notebook

see the note on Carp and his brood

it’s unpolished but lots of cool details

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

pettini calls tony "skipper"

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

they all call him 'skipper'

I don’t know what Dunc calls him, of course. but I’ve gotten the impression over the years that’s the proper form of address

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems formal

most guys use the diminutive “skip” – maybe that’s confusing on this team?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I meant skip or skipper

and I have heard ‘skip’ more often.
Skip was over there against the Red Sox

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

braves v. mets is incredibly sloppy

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

FYI, MLB highlights are working in Firefox for me again

For those who have been having similar issues with that.

by mojowo11 on Mar 23, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

It was doing it to me,

but started working yesterday. I didn’t make any changes to ABP.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't disable Adblock

So they must have fixed the conflict.

by mojowo11 on Mar 23, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

firefox had an update today

for me at least

not that i had the issues before
my main problem with mlb video is i can watch one video in full screen and after that, if i make it go full screen, the video stops playing.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah after that update, all the f'ing ads started poping up

we had to uninstall ad block then reinstall it.

and F MLB.com, their videos still won’t play

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

fine, I'll rec it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

grow up!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Dunno....

…I noticed there is STILL shouting going on over in yesterday’s thread. Silly cow puns are always better!

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember when I first starting visiting VEB

I was totally like WTF?! about the moocow, but over time I have realized the cow is quite the clever character

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think making cow puns is my moo favorite VEB pasture (I mean pastime)

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

ZING

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay.

I have thought about this one for awhile and I don’t get it. Spants because she would stab the inside of the box? Me because what?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like the Justin Timberlake/Andy Samberg thing?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bingo

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why just us?

There are other females on this blog.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, if I understand it correctly, no, it's not like that

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I'm confused again.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

You prolly should just let this one go

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean I'm probably going to have to

because it is apparently not something you can say in plain language here. I’m just too curious.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still don't get it

and i knew that

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

what about iheartboog or d-dee?

i fail to see why it’s specifically relevant to you and clemgirl

or really how it makes sense at all. if one were to be exceptionally sexist, they might posit that the box itself is the only thing not problematic

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some people only see women as one thing, so perhaps that's the difference.

Also, maybe tookie thought CG and I would protest such a shirt if worn in our presence? I don’t know. It’s how i read it. I thought it was funny and I rec’d it.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or maybe

those were the only two female VEB’ers he could think of

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

It really is funny when you have to explain it! The idea was that female VEBers would be offended if they saw a shirt implying that females caused problems (with an explicit picture on a T-shirt, no less). Spants and Clemsongirl were just my two notable examples of VEB females.

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have seen that phrase before and even if i had known

that is the last thing that would come to my mind.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

recs all around

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it happy hour?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next round's on me

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 23, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I run in strange internet circles

But MooCow isn’t even the only cow-pun-themed user I know.

by mojowo11 on Mar 23, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOOHOO*

i ham disappointed

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mooochos Gracias!

;=8)

And I notice that the cow-hater from yesterday’s thread isn’t here today…

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't you mean DOMOOOOOOOnating?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh here we go

FESPN has picked up on Albert’s you know what.
(don’t say it, spants!)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

It.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 23, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think we're all on a roll today.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

no! you have said the one word we cannot hear!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 23, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

sh

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suffice to say

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

[shock!]

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

This has to be a joke.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

you shall bring us...

a shrubbery. It should be nice, and not too expensive.

by streamman on Mar 24, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't believe you.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 24, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

bush trout?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

seen what?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

those are herring

not trout….

and if you have not seen this movie, my calling you a looney just now in an above post will make absolutely no sense to you.

by streamman on Mar 25, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

[checks twitter feeds. notes strauss bitching. closes twitter feeds.]

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

it's the whole page.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

dey turk r twart!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

he's like an even less funny jerry seinfeld.

“and that lambert field! what’s with those airports?!? and the security! it’s like it takes longer to get through the lines! than it does! to fly to where i’m going! you know? and always with the shoes!”

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 23, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd think it's up there

the twins come to mind, and then some organizations like the A’s that make trades for prospects…maybe the padres.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: Help with HR Predictions

So I’m in this home run pool, and its sort of hard to explain, but I pick one guy from five different groups of guys that I think will hit the most HRs this season. Then I get one write-in pick. I’m sort of deciding between Jose Lopez, Jay Bruce, and Matt Kemp. Any thoughts among those three as to who will hit the most HRs? Or any other ideas? The most obvious HR people are already in the categories.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

it can be anyone i want

except basically the top 25 HR hitters from last season – all the way down to tulowitski, cuddyer, etc.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ian Stewart is likely to rake too worth a look

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 23, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

and

could up your DAR

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 23, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its either Kemp or Bruce

More or less a toss up…Kemp probably the safer bet to get 25+…Bruce is only 23 and the Reds outfield is pretty full.

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other good options

Joey Votto, Curtis Granderson

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 to

Curtis Granderson. Yankee Stadium was built for him.

Here is an image of Granderon hitting pattern from Comerica Park superimposed onto new Yankee stadium

Blue is HR and Everything is not

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 23, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops turns out granderson is already on the list

he’s in the same category as kinsler and a-rod

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

that looks like less than 20 HRs

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah. lol

this is tough.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can pick whoever i want from each category

cat 1 – apu, prince, howard, reynolds, a. gonzales, pena
cat 2 – tex, dunn, bay, aaron hill, werth, d lee, adam lind, miguel cabrera
cat 3 – ibanez, morales, nelson cruz, longoria, zimmerman, braun, cuddyer, tulo
cat 4 – branyan, ethier, kinsler, arod, uggla, utley, granderson

then one write-in.

right now, i’m leaning toward reynolds, tex, longoria, and arod

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me

Prince, Teix, Braun, A-Rod, Votto

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would pick

Howard – Solid pick in that ball park for 45 to 50 HR’s
Dunn – 40 HR a year is given
Braun – due for a rebound off of 2009. Had a 10% drop of his career average in regards to FB%
Arod – healthier should get more at bats this year
Konerko – Solid for 30 HR’s

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 23, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I appreciate all the input from everyone!

this is really helpful

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd say reynolds

also justin morneau. twins new ballpark is only like 325 to right

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 23, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert is actaully playing with a possible healthy elbow this season

put him down for 55 HR

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 23, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, the *elbow* is healthy...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can't pick albert

i dont like to be emotionally invested in fantasy baseball

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're like the opposite of me.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

1- Howard is a no-brainer. What's your thinking behind Reynolds?

Howard will hit 45 every year. Reynolds has never hit 45.

2. Dunn, definitely. Tex, Miggy and Lind aren’t bad options but Dunn’s the most consistent.

3. Braun. I don’t actually think this one’s especially close, either. He’s comfortably topped 30 every year in the majors, and he’s been pretty durable. I don’t think anyone else in that list is a no-brainer to hit 30 for sure. Longoria doesn’t seem a bad pick but I think he’s basically Braun with a shorter track record.

4. A-Rod.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, and definitely Votto as your wild-card

I think he’ll get close to 30 this year. Konerko and Kemp weren’t bad calls, either.

If you wanted to take a risk, maybe go with Hamilton.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the top 25 HR hitters from last year are

off limits so you have to predict from the rest Seth Smith, and Ian Stewart are likely candidates Bruce and Choo could make the jump as well

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 24, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's young and broke his wrist last year

i think he’s got some time before he could possibly be declared a dud.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

didn’t know about the wrist. now I’m slightly more worried about cincin, well, if I were a cubs fan anyway hahahah!

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seth Smith is a long shot to break 20

a LONG shot. Not really that keen on Stewart, either, though I think I like him more.

Bruce, though, seems a nice pick.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 6:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seth could easily top 25 with 500 PA getting those might be the trick

he hit 15 in 387 last year and he is coming into his prime. Ian managed 25 while hitting .228 last year this year he should get a least 100 more PA and that should push him up over 30 reminds me of a young troy glass

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 25, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're right about howard.

i’m on the fence re: Dunn v. Tex. You’re probably right about Braun, but I hate that guy, so it’s tough.

"Did you just grow a mustache?"
"While SPINNING."

by IHeartBoog on Mar 24, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

No prince love?

I think he is still in his improvement stage and is more or less a toss-up with Howard. Plus (and I am probably overthinking this) with A-Rod and Braun being such no-brainers, you might be able to profit as not many other people will pick Teix and Prince to avoid having 2 guys on the same team.

by all4tookie on Mar 24, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

i thought about granderson

but i’m afraid they might platoon him too much.

also, am I crazy for picking ian kinsler to hit more HRs than A-Rod?

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

A-Rod hit 30 homers in 125 games last year. Kinsler hit 31 in 145 with the highest FB% and HR/FB% of his career.

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm i thought as much

i just think a-rod’s a health risk and kinsler is reaching the prime of his career

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point.

so who between a-rod, kinsler, ethier, uggla, utley, granderson?

guess it should probably be a-rod.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. And I don't think it's really close.

But I may be biased – I live in NYC and like him a lot.

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't stand a-rod

but i’d still pick him easily from that list

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Rod's pretty likely to get around 40 is he's healthy, he's way ahead here.

I’d say Utley’s probably a good 2nd choice as he’s a fair bet to get around 30 in a healthy year, probably alongside uggla. Ethier, Kinsler and Grandy have all only done it once, all last year. I don’t think Grandy or Kinsler are good bets at all to do it again this year; last season represents a high-watermark for their power, I think. There’s a pretty good chance Ethier will be somewhere around 30 again this year, though, IMHO.

So you’ve got one 40-HR hitter in a healthy year, and a bunch of guys who probably don’t have the ability to get much beyond 30 in any given year.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Votto is the best option out of the lot

if he’s healthy I’d say he’s basically a lock to top 30 this year…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

To me it comes down to ball parks

Dodger Stadium and Safeco Field are both homerun oppressing field. While Great American Ball park is 15 to 20% increase in HR’s.

Jay Bruce in a no brainer out of the 3

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 23, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was my thought

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well any good projection system will account for that,

And most of them peg the two about equal. I’d be worried about Bruce’s playing time, especially if he continues to hit .210 vs. lefties with the amount of outfielders that team has.

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

where can I get player projections?

i’ve been trying to find this. i’m bad at the internets.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

FanGraphs is probably the best/easiest:

Fan (amalgamation of fan votes)
ZiPS
CHONE

I’d stay away from Marcel for this purpose though – its just a weighted average of past performance

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Ludwick!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was actually thinking Holliday

if i wasn’t worried about his health.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think razzums and luddy might hit more dingers than holliday

garrett jones (i think that’s his name, from pitt) could be a sleeper.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but razzums can hit it out anywhere

luddy has already hit, what 38, and we have some nice parks in our division for dingers.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Jones will stink this year

well, maybe not quite stink, but I think his homer pace last year was a mirage.

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by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm a bit biased

he’s just one of those guys i root for, for various reasons.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, he isn't on the list

didn’t see that. I think Matty Holls’ll probably hit about 30 this year, late 20s at least. I just think I like Votto to go that little bit further.

Bruce looks a fair bet as well, given he only had 300-some ABs last year, but I guess he’s more of a risk.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

bruce

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Bruce

picked him up on my fantasy team…and I hate having inner divisional players on my team…

Bird is the word.

by The_teague on Mar 23, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've always like the guy

could be wrong as usual, but i think he’s a star

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

thought about him too

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a lot tougher than it seems.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 23, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

what I like about him is that

He plays at U.S. Cellular Field(20% above average), high % of his hits are fly balls, and actually had somewhat of a done year compared to his career numbers in regard to HF/FB

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 23, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

carlos quentin, then

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get on the Votto bandwagon

And stay away from the Adam Lind one

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 23, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm totally on the Votto bandwagon

I think I have him in both of my leagues so far

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had Votto on a couple fantasy teams last year

I’m not a fan after that. He’s a bit of a headcase. He missed numerous games last year because of depression. If you’re going to gamble on an injury risk go with Quentin or Josh Hamilton.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 23, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

His father died very suddenly

He was struggling with depression, but it was the shock of his father passing that caused the breakdown. You can read about it here. I’m sure the mysterious, scary bouts of dizziness didn’t help his anxiety issues.

Also, I’m not sure “headcase” is really the most PC way to describe someone suffering from depression and debilitating anxiety.

by mojowo11 on Mar 23, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, he had a .981 OPS last season

holy fuck, I can deal with a few games off if he does that. this will be just his third full season in the majors, look at this career: nearly .400 wOBA, .924 OPS, .226 ISO, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he has well over 30 HR this year

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

me either

dude can rake. I’d actually say he’s the 2nd best first baseman in a division full of all-stars at that position…

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by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

in a non-statitical-debate sort of way

i like votto more than tex.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

kemp

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love Boog's stache.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 23, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Sheriff has to win

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is currently winning.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Yadi.

if I ever found a street gang, I would ask for him

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just reaffirms what I have long known.

There is no one more adorable than Yadier. No one.

by peach concrete on Mar 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

but he had several lines to exemplify it

carp’s inflection was all over the place in a matter of two words

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 23, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly, that's how he talks.

I’m surprised they even gave him a speaking role.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still think it's always Adam's turn.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the Matt Holliday ones are kinda....

melodramatic….I get it, we signed Matt Holliday for ALOT of money, I’m grateful. Quit shoving it in my face

/rant

Bird is the word.

by The_teague on Mar 23, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was annoying

I say: moar funny, less reminding the fanbase that we can spend money.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 23, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's my one complaint with that agency

they think the Cardinals are all teh dramaz, as the kids say. I’d say the fanbase would react better to nostalgic and/or low-key.

I bet they’re behind the pirate music, too.

Halski does take some cool pictures, though.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

the baseball card one is cool and protection is all right

but “my hometown” is pretty meh

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel we are owed some pie.

where is my pie!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

The ones that aren't supposed to be funny are just lame.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

GIGER!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO!

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 25, 2010 6:57 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

WTF is that??

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 26, 2010 4:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

that must be some kind of pen

the powah of Minnesota

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

its a cool story

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart

by muidomi84 on Mar 23, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, VEB popularity opinion...

What would your starting lineup be now that we are close to season opener?

C – Yadier Molina
1B – Albert Pujols
2B – Skip Schumaker
3B – Joe Mather
SS – Brendan Ryan
LF – Matthew Holliday
CF – Colby Rasmus
RF – Ryan Ludwick

Bench:
Felipe ‘Flip’ Lopez
Julio Lugo
Allen Craig
Jason LaRue

I leave off this list Stavinoha and Freese because I don’t think they’re as talented as Craig and Mather. As I’m sure, alot of people would like Ottavino and Garcia make the team as well.

Bird is the word.

by The_teague on Mar 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Freese will be on the team starting at third base for the season opener I'd think

otherwise, that’s what I would write for the lineup, what you have there

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is this year's Joe Thurston?

Is it Freese? Who knows.

Bird is the word.

by The_teague on Mar 23, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully we won't have that problem

I’m gonna go with “the bullpen”

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

nobody, hopefully

Odds-on if it’s anyone, it’s either Gotay or Lugo.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

although I wonder...

has Mather played 3B more than one game in ST, or at all?

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, cool...

http://www.minorleagueball.com/2009/3/31/816901/not-a-rookie-joe-mather

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

VEP apparently thought Mather was better than Rasmus

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

...in DAR?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm... Jayson Werth is actually probably a really good comp for Mather

Best case scenario, anyways. Big, big guy, late bloomer

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want Bombs at third.

if not for that wrist, he probably would be.

imagine if we hadn’t needed DeRosa… and we still had… man.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

we'll soon find out how much that trade hurt

since Perez is now a closer

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jess.....

Todd….

Bird is the word.

by The_teague on Mar 23, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

But since it is with the Indians I don't know how well you can actually judge.

I am getting less and less excited about the Indians season as it gets closer.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is that?

you saying he is going to get a ton of inherited runners? aren’t there stats that bypass that?

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I just don't see it going well.

My Indians fan pessimism is setting in. Move along, nothing to see here.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they have a slight chance to do well

if Branyon doesn’t get hurt and Sizemore bounces back. Choo is great, don’t know about their starting pitching though.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Russell Branyan has a herniated disc already.

They haven’t made a decision but it doesn’t look good. I think a Sizemore bounce back is almost a guarantee since last year was clearly all injury. Their starting pitching is the question. Carmona had a great start the other day. Westbrook has been very good so far and so has Masterson but beyond that I don’t know. And none of those things really matter since it’s only ST.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

dang, that sux about Branyon

he was about their only chance if he had a year like last year.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRANYAN

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 23, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

I mixed a baseball player and a land formation

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I loved my trip to the Grand Canyan

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

you saw a giant Russell Branyan statue in the Grand Canyon?

btw, if you haven’t been there, it’s probably the coolest thing in the united states.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

The coolest thing in the United States

other than Freedom!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 24, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

and snuggies?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

their only chance is pronk being apu

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think this is true.

I think their offense is pretty darn good. Their pitching is… not.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was just messing with chitown for saying

branyan was their only chance, because that’s basically saying they have no chance, which i would agree with.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've always relied on the kindness of strangers

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Russell" Branyan?

Russell… now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a looong time… a long time.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 24, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

russell sprouts

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that is his name.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably russ springer's name too

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Stringer Bell.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't know why a closer would inherit a lot of runners

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

What do you say about the Cardinals over at

LGT!?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

That Boog's mustache commercial is the best.

They don’t talk about the Cardinals much.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

They're jealous

"There's a new sheriff in town." - Brendan Ryan

by jd is legend on Mar 24, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I don't think we talk about the Indians much

except when you bring them up. I guess my point is, for the most part, people on here are fairly tolerant of other people’s foibles (read: other teams they root for); unless, of course, it’s one of the hated four (Cubs, Mets, Red Sox or Yankees). I was just wondering how they feel about your cheering for the Cards, as well.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did not bring them up this time though.

We talk about them some because of trades we’ve made with the Indians and wishing we still had those players.
They don’t care that much that I also cheer for the Cardinals from what I can tell. They hate the best fans in baseball thing, I know that. They tend to think it’s pretty easy to be a Cardinals fan as compared to an Indians fan. But there are a lot of people from St. Louis/Missouri over there.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think you guys could have about the worst starting rotation in baseball next year.

pretty tough to be competitive in that scenario.

I guess San Diego and a Zimmermann-less Washington might be worse. But there’s not a lot in it…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

It has the potential to be an absolute train wreck.

Or it could be brilliant. I know that’s what everyone says about everything in baseball but I really feel like it could go either way. Right now it appears to actually be right in the middle. If everyone continues their ST performances it could be better.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

really, how many wrist injuries can a man stew take?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that comparison

seems pretty apt

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was talking about offensively

and said probably. the werth comparison i think appropriate, as i’ve probably reiterated too many times. that’s a nice ceiling that not too many guys have. at this moment though, allen craig, if not for the cf situation, is above him on my board because he’s earned it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

werth would've loved to have mather's ceiling

at one point in time.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno, what this means

but if it’s a refutation of my point, let’s just use numbers

joe mather’s ceiling is 4 WAR

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

what makes you think that?

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Mar 24, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

watching him play

he’s a good to great defender with a power bat and average on-base skills. 4 WAR

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

i mean

you guys really think he’s got a 5-5.5 WAR ceiling?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know where you plucked that number

i’d take it, but it is not my point. my point is that werth was on the scrap heap, having been given up on by his own org due to WRIST PROBLEMS. bombs is ahead of him in that he’s never been given up on by the cards – never. they knew a little more about his progress with the wrist than the general public and were actually counting on him this year. so i’m just saying, at this point he is ahead of werth in those things, and they are quite similar talents, if you believe some people.

i don’t know what werth’s WAR was, but i’m sure you would have never predicted it when philly first picked him up, which is about where bombs is right now.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can't find it now

but i swear i saw someone say that jayson werth was mather’s ceiling and i assumed that’s what you were talking about. yeah, they’re similar cases. i just don’t see mather having a year like werth’s last two

4.7 and 5.4

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, it was you

right up there

werth and mather might take similar paths to the majors, but that’s not what ceiling means

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

i have always compared the two

i understand what ceiling means, and i’d say bombs has a higher ceiling (in some eyes – werth) attributed to him than werth had when the phils got him (werth as we know him now was not werth-back-then’s ceiling). so you never know.

that said, i think allen craig is a really good hitter.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think "ceiling" has to be kinda realistic

as in, 10% or so chance of hitting it. When Werth was hurt in the high minors there was probably a <1% chance of him turning into the player he is now.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

i agree with that

what percentage would you put on bombs?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point

His ceiling is probably his 2008 MLE line of .260/.340/.500 as probably a +5 defender in a corner which is about a 4ish Wins.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 24, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is a multi-talented fellow

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=mather001jos

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He played SS once!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Mar 23, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is super freakin weird

but my nephew is almost the exact same age as Mather. I think he is going to be really good btw.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

your nephew's really good?

how tall is he?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I worded that confusingly

I meant that I’ve always thought that Mather is going to be really good. btw, Mather is the opposite of the anyone can play 2B meme, Mather can play anything but 2B

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

just messin' with ya

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can just picture Boog constantly talking to him

Carp would luggage them constantly

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

...constantly.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love this lineup.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 23, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Have Same, Except...

…I have Freese in at 3rd, Mather on the bench, and Lugo gone.

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 23, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

if Lugo is gone

who is going to glare at Boog?

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

who will make Albert happy?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lopez is his buddy supposedly

and I thought Holliday was Albert’s Christmas present.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do not think Albert thinks that's the reason for the season.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is true

but it’s a nice bonus

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still waiting for Holliday to actually break one of Boog's ribs...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

ewh

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

those chest bumps can't be safe

unless Boog is actually made of plastic

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would be down with this nickname.

he even has the white hair

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i thought you meant a collision on a dink to left

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

ew

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

they're saying Whitey's on tv right now

kmov

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 23, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

there is a super awesome ice cream chain called Whitey's in the Quad Cities

if anyone ever goes there to see a River Bandits game, make sure to go to Whitey’s and Frank’s Pizza. (btw, Whitey’s is a hilarious name for chain store, I used to work there as a teen btw)

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 23, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The QCA

has all sorts of great local food franchises in addition to Whitey’s and Frank’s, like Rudy’s Tacos, Happy Joe’s Pizza, Hungry Hobo, and the greatest of them all, Harris Pizza.

In all my travels, I’ve never found an area with so many different local chains that are so good.

by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 24, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was just naming my favorite two

I just like Frank’s better than Harris’ out of nostalgia, since my dad took us there often. they are nearly identical though. I love Happy Joe’s taco pizza, they have the best taco sauce too. Rudy’s is good, but a little bit too Americanized for Mexican food (Chicago spoiled me in that dept). the name Hungry Hobo for a restaurant always cracked me up.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa!

when Cardinals PFPs go wrong!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

wow, and wow i'm getting mlb video again

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jo-El is okay

http://losangeles.angels.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100319&content_id=8846760&vkey=news_ana&fext=.jsp&c_id=ana

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was a little dramatic

ode to hollywood?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe we've got it all wrong

Jo-El gets a shiner… maybe he’s scared…

haha, he sure wasn’t scared of Fielder and Braun.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

OT?: Our boy Kelvin Jimenez plays...

… in Korea.

He signed with the Doosan Bears of the Korean professional baseball league, as a starter. I still can’t believe this, but he is being used like a starter in spring training. In his last outing, he pitched 6 innings and allowed 3 runs(2 er). His manager says that he will be their opening day starter. Ouch!

Now you guys know why I’ve been following the Cardinals for a decade rather than the domestic baseball league…

Cardinals fan from Korea

by FreeRedbird on Mar 24, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

wow.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

I always wondered where he ended up. I’m not really familiar with Korean baseball, but I’d like to be.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 24, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

" . . . buy me some kimchi and cracker jack . . ."

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

nice

or “buy me some kimchi and bulgoki”

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

well

you get both of those at the Korean bbq place I go to! delicious. I love the sesame oil and salt dip for the meat.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

great.

Cardinals fan from Korea

by FreeRedbird on Mar 24, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmm.

Babimbap.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

and BABIP

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jimenez pitching in Korea(spring training)


Their opening day starter.

Cardinals fan from Korea

by FreeRedbird on Mar 24, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

again i say

wow

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

he won't ever be facing choi in this lifetime, right comrade?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

he will.

Choi plays for another team so they’ll face each other many times. Please remember Jimenez is a starter here…

Cardinals fan from Korea

by FreeRedbird on Mar 24, 2010 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

but i thought choi was...

…umm…taken care of?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh. point taken

you mean I have a mission, right?
I didn’t forget it. Still seeking a chance to do it…

Cardinals fan from Korea

by FreeRedbird on Mar 24, 2010 4:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

but your child comes first. that is understood.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 5:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

My baby

He was born in January and is 10 weeks old now. Thank you for remembering it. :)
He is too young and still needs me. Please give me some more time.

Cardinals fan from Korea

by FreeRedbird on Mar 24, 2010 5:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Congratulations

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 24, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

Cardinals fan from Korea

by FreeRedbird on Mar 24, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

congrats

hope you raise him properly (cardinals fan)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Congratulations!

And how did I miss a visit from our Korean friend? So sad.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 24, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/remember-choi/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

and the very first commenter brings up scotty

this is why our korean comrade is gonna take care of choi

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

long live Cardinal Nation

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

may it prosper

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

in happier links...

Boog gets wise.
thanks for stalking, GoodStalker.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

someone on here the other day was having trouble

with the videos at mlb.com. Not sure if it got resolved or not, since i lost track of the thread, but FYI I’m having the same issue. Turns out it isn’t adblock at all, but flashblock that seems to be causing it.

Disabling flashblock when I visit mlb.com seems to fix it. Firefox says you have to restart it, but you don’t. Just disable, reload mlb.com, watch the video, then re-enable flashblock and go on with your web surfing.

Also, boo frontier airlines. I’m supposed to be landing in west palm beach right now, and instead I’m reading VEB at home in LA.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Mar 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey ensberg blog post on SABR is up, not sure if you'll like it.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 24, 2010 1:46 AM EDT reply actions  

He's interested in situational hitting and probabilities.

Those are fine topics that are separate from sabermetrics.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think it qualifies as sabermetrics

at least enough that there’s no need to draw the distinction

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps.

I think it’s a lot of game theory, too. Some of it may be related, but some of it isn’t, at least not at this point.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Way to inform me.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, what you are thinking about is macro-sabermtrics

How good is this player on defense? How valuable is the average single? How does performance translate into salary? What’s the best way to estimate a pitcher’s defensive independent RA?

A lot of the stuff that I, and others do, with Pitch f/x is trying to explore the more nuanced relationships that happen in baseball. How much more effective is a curveball down and away following a fastball up and in? When is it good to try to make contact with a ball vs. miss contact with a ball outside of the strikezone? What’s the best pitch to throw after a sinker? You get the point.

by vivaelpujols on Mar 24, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

His grandpa sounds like a badass

I wish he’d do a post on him

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 24, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

link?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

linki

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 24, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

one of these days I'll link it over in the game thread...

first booooooogs of the year
televised, anyway.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:09 AM EDT reply actions  

I feel like some D before bedtime

Ichiro
Jack Wilson (number one on SC)
Alexei

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

gotta love ichiro

his little hop is going backward, unlike soriano, although sounds like the knee is preventing his hop right now.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

OT: Why must Steak n' Shake

make the Happy Hour at 2 in the morning… I need a half priced shake now damnit…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 24, 2010 2:18 AM EDT reply actions  

USAToday story

on David Freese (not sure why their baseball page is still my home page).

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 24, 2010 2:44 AM EDT reply actions  

he hit three days a week with apu

not many get to do that.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

whoever it was yesterday

that mentioned xkcd should be punished. so….much…..time…..wasted;….sleep…….lost

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 24, 2010 2:54 AM EDT reply actions  

looks like it did

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know that feeling before the Home Run Derby, when you were like, "Albert, it's a great honor but OMG don't swing!"?

That’s like this morning.

Albert back in the lineup vs. Orioles.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 8:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Find a ventilator.

I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot

by all4tookie on Mar 24, 2010 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

[panic!]

link below
[fake blockquote]

So his start today is likely contingent on how he gets through the pre-game workouts. Pujols had an MRI and an anti-inflammatory shot on Monday to address the trouble in the back that has limited his appearances this spring.

Twice he has missed games with soreness or discomfort in the back. Before one game, he described a difficulty bending down into his position at first base. Groundballs were tricky.

The Cardinals described Pujols as "day to day" after he received the shot Monday. The idea was that he could be ready for today’s game against Baltimore, but both manager Tony La Russa and general manager John Mozeliak preached caution. Both also said that Pujols’ back issue did not appear, right now, like something that would bleed into the regular season as an issue.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hope albert's been relieved of diaper duty

it’s all that bending over that does it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe the mattress sucks

didn’t we have someone with back problems after a bad hotel mattress?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I threw my back out after sleeping on a time-share condo mattress.

But I don’t think I ever shared that story here.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry to hear that

I mean a player scratched from a reg. season game.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I rode the floor for a day and then felt fine.

No DL time.

You can read it in any tone you like.

by spants on Mar 24, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

lineup

per Goold

    1. Julio Lugo, 2B
    2. Brendan Ryan, SS
    3. Albert Pujols, 1B
    4. Matt Holliday, LF
    5. Ryan Ludwick, RF
    6. Yadier Molina, C
    7. David Freese, 3B
    8. Joe Mather, CF
    9. Rich Hill, P

Listed in the bullpen are: LHP Trever Miller, LHP Dennys Reyes; and all of the righties — Adam Ottavino, Kyle McClellan, Ryan Franklin, Mitchell Boggs, Jason Motte, Blake Hawksworth.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:12 AM EDT reply actions  

yup, it's against a lefty starter

hence the glaring omissions.

and hey, Mather has a lot of time in CF.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

UNACCEPTABLE

WHY DOES TONY HATE COLBY!!!! THEY’RE GOING TO TRY AND MAKE HIM THROW TWO SEAM FASTBALLS WHEN HE SHOULD BE THROWING UP IN THE ZONE!!!

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 24, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also, the game is on MLB.tv today

and those without MLB.tv outside of the St. Louis area can at least watch Phillies/Braves on ESPN.

by all4tookie on Mar 24, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

we on FSM today

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

so are you saying

That today’s game is for sure on FSM?

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Mar 24, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fox Sports Midwest and SportsSouth to be exact

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully not 1.5 backs

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

if you and your significant other make the beast with 1.5 backs, you're doin it wrong.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 24, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this lugo's first game back?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

lugo got back

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

kmac will follow hill, right - isn't this a split start?

and to joker, i think mather is a little better than halfassed in cf.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

10:30 Central presser!

I’m trying to figure out who’s covering it.

meanwhile Kurkjian is doing the morning report on The Panic.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:47 AM EDT reply actions  

it's a Pujols presser

no one has said.

I’m multitasking right now, so my twitter reloads are slowing up.

(meanwhile Timmeh cites inconsequential playing-through-injury examples to say “don’t worry about Albert.” he’s like the anti-buster.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh wait, I can't tell if Goold is joking or not

maybe it is for Got Milk.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Must be that the Howard trade has finally gone through

I wonder if they can get him a uniform in time for tonight’s game?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 24, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he's here and in uniform, he's in the lineup

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you talking your time?

this is a day game, right?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

hhh
The Mets are shopping outfielder Gary Matthews Jr.,

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:42 AM EDT reply actions  

you think that's funny, somewhere DeRosa is crying into his pillow
The battle for the 5th spot is now down to Todd Wellemeyer and Kevin Pucetas, with the loser likely ticketed to be the team’s long man. Both are having excellent springs, but Wellemeyer has the edge because of his experience as a Major League starter.

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

okay, this is the sauks

but this is totally how the Cards’ mid-2009 happened:
http://www.survivinggrady.com/2010/03/youk-talks-beard-with-his-teammates.html

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 10:51 AM EDT reply actions  

HFS there's a post!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:23 AM EDT reply actions  

what's the presser about?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm cut off

it may actually be about milk.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 24, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh

well, i’m wearing one of those Got Albert? tees for the occasion.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

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