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Looking more and more like we need Smoltz

When are we going to sign him? Team seems very solid other than bulpen depth.

I’m beginning to think we should just start Garcia. Not sure he adds value in Memphis — probably not a lot left for him to learn. Only reason to send him back is to monitor innings, but I think the big team can do that as well. They can always spot start MacClellen if they want to take the load off of Garcia.

Just win

by The Duke on Mar 21, 2010 8:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I thought Smoltz is doing broadcasting or something like that

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but he can opt-out of that.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

or just take the day off when he's scheduled to pitch

which would require he be a starter. i’m kidding, but it would be badass.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the number of appearances he committed to

doesn’t rule out an exit after the All Star break.

but that’s math, so don’t quote me.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just spitballin'

Garcia as closer once it becomes clear that Franklin does, indeed, suck. I see no way in hell that he’ll return as 2009 Franklin, which is going to leave us in the lurch. Hey, worked for Wainwright, and the workload would certainly be smaller.

I don’t know about the wear and tear of having to warm up and pitch every night, though. . .

by 643 on Mar 21, 2010 9:11 AM EDT reply actions  

I think I like

Boggs at closer instead. I think it’s readily apparent that the big league club has no inclination to put him into the starting rotation and I think he has the pitches (at least) to be a great closer. Get that bulldog mentality going now while he’s young.

Garcia is too good to move to the closer role right now. He is too young and has too much to offer. I know there’s always the “Wainwright argument” here for closer, but the 5th starter spot is too valuable to this team right now. Like has been said before, I believe having McClellan in the pen will be big for stretching out Garcia’s starts.

My new take on this would be that Garcia should be the #3 starter instead of the #5 starter. I think that if you throw him after Wainwright and Carpenter (or Carpenter and Wainwright) that McClellan would be able to piggyback on Garcia’s starts much more often because he will be well rested as he won’t be needed on the days where Waino and Carp are starting nearly as often.

by stlfan on Mar 21, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boggs is a mental mess at closer

A Waino doesn’t always strike twice in a lifetime.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm intrigued by Salas in the future, though...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, this is just the eyeball test

I haven’t seen him make the turn from being unsettled in a jam to bulling through it. I haven’t seen him perform well, and consistently well, in a pressure situation.

I could be wrong ‘cause I’m crap at seeing this, but his last outing, he was changing his arm slot in the middle of the appearance. Mentally I don’t see him stepping into the pressure cooker of closing and succeeding on a regular basis. IMO it would be as hit-and-miss as Motte’s results. I’m skeptical that “getting that bulldog mentality going now when he’s young” is going to work, when he was in the hot seat last year and it wasn’t there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

He is struggling to repeat his delivery.

Once he figures that out – and brings that walk rate down a bit – I see no reason why he couldn’t be closer.

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by spants on Mar 21, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I for one want to see him prove himself

doing just that, and in these lower-pressure roles, before I talk about wanting him to close.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

i see your point, but spants is more right i think

dude needs to get his mechanics fixed ASAP before anything good will happen

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right

and I’d rather see him starting in any capacity, myself. I just can’t handle too many more Franklin episodes.

by 643 on Mar 21, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

You guys have to remebmer that Franklin has been really, really good as a reliever with the Cardinals

Sub 3 ERA in over 200 innings. Yes, he will regress, but he has earned the chance to be the closer for the start of the season. Boggs had one okay stretch of games and it looks like his stuff improved greatly in the pen. But he just hasn’t established anything yet.

by vivaelpujols on Mar 21, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not calling for Boggs now...

just that if Franklin falters, I think he’s a better choice for the closer role because Garcia’s the better choice for a starter.

by stlfan on Mar 21, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boggs for closer!

hopefully he can get that walk rate down

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog for closer!!!

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

with Perez taking over the closer position for the Indians...

Do you guys think the Cardinals made a bad move trading him over Motte?

Keep in mind at the time DeRosa wasn’t hurt and wasn’t an injury risk. The Cardinals were going to trade from the right-handed relief. Motte was the other guy the Indians wanted. So the question really is just do you think we should have moved Motte instead of Perez?

by Evilfrog on Mar 21, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I do

I certainly don’t think the question is fully resolved – there’s still some time for things to play out, but even before we made the trade I posed the question and basically declared my preference for Perez. Maybe Motte does develop a reliable second pitch (don’t hold your breath), and maybe Perez’s control issues plague him for the rest of his career. But right now I’d much rather have Perez.

by mattyp on Mar 21, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was hoping perez was moved, not motte

right now that’s not working out.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was pretty clear at the time

they paid too much for rosy
plus, with holliday talks going on, it was foolish to add rosy and foolish to give up on such young pitching
classic prove yourself leading to an over reaction
not revisionist history

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Mar 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

finding out later that holliday talks were going on

when they traded for derosa certainly change my outlook on that deal.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perez was always more developed than Motte, right?

Even if I wasn’t of this opinion at the time (I honestly don’t remember my stance) if it was really either Motte or Perez I don’t see how keeping Perez isn’t the better option.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 21, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perez just had more walks

other than that, he was the better pitcher

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

do bears poo in the woods?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

They poo in Solider Field...

everyone knows that.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 21, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nathan's off to TJ surgery

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 11:14 AM EDT reply actions  

OT

I’ve played games with the sure part of the Cards rotation (Waino, Carp, Penny & Lohse) and have won games with the latter two. Something about that just doesn’t sound good… or right.

by zoomzoomj88 on Mar 21, 2010 11:21 AM EDT reply actions  

I did not know this
Milton Bradley already has been ejected twice this spring

- busssstterrrr.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 11:23 AM EDT reply actions  

these have been garbage ejections though.

Milton dropped his bat after a third strike, he didn’t get in the ump’s face.the umpires are just going to toss him whenever they feel like it, I guess.

Not going to defend his past, but if umps want to give him a good claim to victimhood, they’re doing it right.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 12:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Exactly.

The umps are being ridiculous.

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by spants on Mar 21, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know any details

it’s kind of a weird mental whammy. plus all the nonverbal communication. everyone’s probably going to have a different story.

fascinating.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's getting the rasheed wallace treatment

anyone know if the manager got in the umps face on either ejection?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

rasheed deserves the treatment he gets after acting like an asshole for the last 10 years

i doubt wakamatsu is going to rush out there and stick up for a plyer who just showed up the ump by dropping his bat.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 21, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dropping a bat isn't worthy of getting tossed from a game.

Doing what Yadier Molina did in Milwaukee – screaming, ranting, and taking all of his catcher’s gear off – is worthy of getting tossed from a game. Milton Bradley has surely earned most of his ejections, but these two are pretty iffy.

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by spants on Mar 21, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

milton bradley is bush league

his reputation with the umps is well-earned. why is he dropping his bat in spring training games over calls he disagrees with? he’s a complete douche.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 21, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i should think he wouldn't because it would be an isolated incident

whereas, with milton, it’s a longstanding pattern of disrespect and inappropriate actions.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 21, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Albert jaws at umps.

But you’re right – he’s no Milton Bradley.

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by spants on Mar 21, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's also the best player in the game

His opinion has more weight.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 21, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention that whole "judgment of souls" things he has

Most umps are afraid of the fiery eternity that would await them if they were to eject the Mang

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Son when It's a strike, Mr. Pujols will let you know."

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 21, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are plenty of players who are not ejected for routinely making bigger scenes.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 21, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

bigger scenes than dropping your bat?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus I mentioned earlier.

ARod, Manny, Orlando Cabrera, and many players including Skip Schumaker and other Cardinals drop or toss their gear after they K to end an inning

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 21, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah who gives a shit

he could have accidentally dropped it for all I know

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

the question wasn't who has dropped a bat without being ejected...

the question is who routinely makes bigger scenes than MB without getting ejected at the same frequency. Sorry, but Skip Schumacher is not in MB’s league when it comes to making scenes with umpires.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 22, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

So Bradley has toned it down to the level of

several other MLB players, yet because of his history he’s tossed out of games.

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by spants on Mar 22, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

First...

I haven’t seen anything to suggest that MB has “toned it down” in absolute terms or in comparison to any other particular MLB player, so I reject your assumption. Some ejections are obvious; others are ticky-tack. So what if MB had a ticky-tack one (like many other players have had and will have in the future).

Second, if you’re suggesting that MB gets extra scrutiny or a shorter leash from umpires because of his past behavior, fine, I’m sure he does. And he deserves it. It doesn’t bother me that umpires take into account MB’s well-earned reputation when dealing with him on the field, just as they do with other players given their reputations.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 22, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

His reactions in these cases

were toned down. That’s the whole point. And I think that umps carrying over personal biases about players is just as unprofessional as MB’s behavior in the past. And Wakamatsu has had Bradley’s back so far.

Mariners manager Don Wakamatsu wasn’t happy about the Wednesday ejection and was even more pointed in his comments after Friday’s game.

“To me, it’s almost like a witch hunt,” Wakamatsu said. “It’s almost embarrassing to me that egos get in the way and [Bradley] doesn’t even get a chance.”

Wakamatsu admitted that Bradley said something to the umpire while walking back from home plate and was “just about in” the Mariners dugout, but said it was so quiet that Wakamatsu couldn’t even hear what he said.

“It’s pretty blatant that some guys have it out for him,” Wakamatsu said.

We’re obviously not finding any common ground here, but I respect your opinion. I just disagree.

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by spants on Mar 22, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

whether it's toned down seems to be based on what MB said...

sounds to me like the ump heard it, even if Don didn’t (or at least said he didn’t).

And MB has had plenty of chances – he’s just used them up. Next time perhaps he should STFU and walk back to the dugout.

I don’t want to see a “witch hunt” (it’s never Milton’s fault is it?); but then again, MB doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt at this point.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 22, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watching the video,

it seems like the calls were on very benign actions considering the beanballs and arguments we’ve seen this spring. It wasn’t nearly as bad as Glaus’s average post-strikeout routine.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 21, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as bush league as Hass Avocados, brah

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 22, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

but Yadda had a very valid argument

and it was awesome to see him throw his gear off & yell at the ump “you f’ing catch!”

watching mb is a chore. always has been always will be. he’s a million dollar talent with a ten cent head. few things in sports are more sad than a player with all the talent & ability in the world who continues to waste it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can say sheed brought it on himself

but for the last couple years i’ve seen him get technicals for making a f’n face, and to me that’s not right.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elaborate

I expect most people on this blog are basement dwellers that have never seen an O face.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

people have mirrors

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's the internet

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Y2S is implying the he has a mirror

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not in a basement

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone has mirrors on their ceilings right?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

And an internet connection

There’s always chatroulette

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

is "the scream" an o face?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first one was complete BS

And the second one was borderline BS. AAA umpires don’t have very thick skin aparently.

by vivaelpujols on Mar 21, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

....
Note: This is considered a bad thing.

by vivaelpujols on Mar 21, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

if i read that right

this does not qualify as cookie licking – i don’t think vep is preventing someone else from doing a penny pitch f/x

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

no tv?

booo

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 21, 2010 11:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Rasmus in the line up...

I really like how Rasmus has been hitting this spring. Where do you see him hitting? I would like to see him 5th or 6th (depending on lefty vs righty.) But I can see Tony putting him in second since he has that Pop and Onbase skills that he likes infront of Pujols. Batting him later in the order allows us to move freese down

However; if we could sneak Craig in at third… Then I wouldn’t mind him batting second

Skippy
Rasmus
Pujols
Holliday
Ludwick
Craig
Yadi
Freese
pitcher… Drool.

by Evilfrog on Mar 21, 2010 11:46 AM EDT reply actions  

holliday?

i didn’t know he was supposed to be back so soon

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 21, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not.

That’s an evil lineup in the future where Allen Craig apparently plays SS.

by Mister Eff on Mar 21, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

yeah.

future line up. When ryan changes his name to freese after losing a bet relating to a beatdown in whatever the video game of the month is.

by Evilfrog on Mar 21, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that season two or season three

or I could pre-order the BoogTV box set

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rasmus

I get the feeling he’s going to hit 5th for most of the year as long as he doesn’t struggle there. I think Ludwick is going to hit second to start the season. Tony likes power in the 2nd spot and Ludwick has it. I also think he will be better off hitting in front of Pujols than hitting behind Holliday.

I think Colby’s speed plays better in the 5 spot. He can steal bases in front of singles hitters like Yadi and Boog to put himself in scoring position, he can go first to third better than just about everyone in the lineup. His power plays well behind Holliday, and his (hopefully) improved patience will be better served with Pujols and Holliday on base than they will hitting in front of Albert. If he hits 5th all season, I could see him hitting 20+ homers and driving in over 100 runs, but I could also see Ludwick doing the same. The difference is that Colby would probably steal 20-25 bases there as well as scoring 90-100 runs. I don’t think Ludwick is capable of that in the 5 spot.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

A fully functioning Luddy, Pujols, Holliday, Rasmus lineup

makes me happy in the pants.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

This happy?

link

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 21, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially

when you consider that Floppy should take most of Skip’s AB’s against lefties, which is a good thing, and should provide a solid 3B option if Freese falters.

If everyone is healthy, we shouldn’t have many holes in our lineup at all, save for the Yadi off day when ’Stache is in the lineup. Our bench bats compared to last year are also much improved.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with Rasmus hitting 5th alot

Only because if you have

Pujols
Holliday
Ludwick

you have righty righty righty. Not sure if Tony will bat ludwick second though.

by Evilfrog on Mar 21, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he will

Ludwick was very impressive two years ago hitting in that hole in the lineup. Last year we really didn’t have that option.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

where does felipe hit?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

6th or 7th

Maybe even 9th with the pitcher hitting 8th. Look at it this way, currently, Ryan has the lowest projected OBP of any player the Cards are going to potentially start on a regular basis. This team, with Mac and his patient approach installed as hitting coach, should get on base a whole lot more than they did last season.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Re: Garcia

Dunno how much this is worth if anything, but I heard Mo on the radio this morning and he was certainly high on Garcia. Said he had clearly shown he was back from surgery, that “his time is now,” that he’s ready to contribute on the big league club, and that he is the wind beneath Mo’s wings (that last one was just implied).

by BTown Birds fan on Mar 21, 2010 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

I like the sound of that.

I don’t see how Garcia doesn’t make the club. K-Mac has been meh, and Hill is a mess.

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by spants on Mar 21, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

high on garcia?

Mo’s been mulling him over?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 1:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Shelby's gone to the minors

bye Shelby
don’t hurt yourself

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

we've got good news and bad news

Cards lineup vs. Braves: Schumaker 4, Ryan 6, Pujols 3, Rasmus 8, Lopez 5, Molina 2, Stavinoha 9, Mather 7, Penny 1

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:04 PM EDT reply actions  

less stav, more craig!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 12:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

maybe the Braves are looking at Stav

and Mo has decided to showcase The Chair?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

per Leach

Braves
1. Cabrera LF
2. Prado 2B
3. Jones 3B
4. McCann C
5. Glaus 1B
6. Escobar SS
7. Heyward RF
8. Blanco CF
9. Jurrjens RHP

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peter Moylan (sp?)

is taking over for the rainy portion
’e’s the Aussie

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i refuse to believe he will take a spot from either craig or mather

as an emergency catcher, he would allow tony to pinch-hit larue w/o worrying yadi subsequently has to leave the game, but i see no upside in pinch-hitting larue over anyone else on the bench.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vuch is on KTRS

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:10 PM EDT reply actions  

lists Garceau as a guy to look for

Boog was impressed
(summary of post-BoogDay per G-Dem)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wainwright talked to the minor league guys

→ every pitch is the last pitch of Game 7 of the World Series

Albert spent an hour and a half with ’em

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it depends on the definition

my best guess is when Albert’s busy doing his own thing, he’s doing that 100%. he may not have the time or energy to take on a bullride of a clubhouse. on an off-day like that, he can chill out.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He does have incredible focus, so I could see that.

But he can still lead by example. I can think of no better example in terms of work ethic and professionalism.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 21, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

haven't you heard? sometimes he

Doesn’t hang around to answer joe strauss’s questions, which is the definition of poor clubhouse leadership, bad chemistry, not being.a gamer or clubhouse guy, and probably means he eats babies.

I read it in the paper.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 12:41 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

agreed

some strauss people just don’t get that

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

or game 7 of the nlcs

albert probably had lunch with them, then had AJ give them a quick talk

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

so many L's... hmmm....
Reliever Kinney to Memphis, and reassigned to minor-league camp were Lance Lynn, Miller and Evan MacLane. #stlcards
link

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

memphis is going to be nuts for pitchers.

If garcia is with the big club, starters at memphis will be something like:

Hill
Ottavino
Lynn
Walters
Maclane

With zink, kinney, samuel, probably salas, sanchez, parise, perez, norrick, meyer,scherer, etc. All fighting for time and slots. Trey hearne probably goes back to springfield. No idea where parisi fits in if the cubs send him back – probably long relief.

The position players are much less confusing, with a little intrigue in the outfield and at catcher.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 12:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

parise

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't tell if you're kidding or not

tom was talking about Mike Parisi, not Pete Parise.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 21, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

now I've got them confused again.

lol.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, my first instinct was right...
Michael Richard Parisi (born April 18, 1983 in Huntington, New York) is a right-handed pitcher for the Chicago Cubs organization.

-wiki
we only have one Paris_ now, if I remember correctly

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright, reading-fail

radio plus telephone plus no coffee is killin’ me.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, but the cubs took him via rule v

If he doesn’t stick (or get traded) he comes back.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 1:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Has Jukich already been sent back to the Reds?

Maybe we could trade him to the Cubs for Parisi?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 21, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he was sent back

Jocketty prob doesn’t need him…. he just didn’t want us to have him

by stxcardsfan on Mar 21, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

intrigue... does that mean murther?

not that I’m advocating murder, but the Cardinals system as a murder mystery dinner party would be fun.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want that to happen on one of the Cardinal Cruises

has anyone been on a Cardinal Cruise?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mather apparently saved some people's lives when they were knocked off a banana boat

no word whether a giant shark was involved.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

if a giant shark was involved

Amaury Marti was probably riding its back

by stxcardsfan on Mar 21, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think Salas ends up in the bullpen

if K-Mac is in the rotation.

If Garcia is in the rotation, you’re probably right. I still think that’s a bad idea to start the season, but I seem to be losing that vote among a lot of people here.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Shannon shall talk to Bobby Cox

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

"If you have so many ejections a year, it's gonna total up."

- Bobby Cox

who sounds about twenty years younger than Mike Shannon, rather than two

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so.

The rules (per b-r) are that you have rookie status if you have, in each season where you’ve been in the Show:
    * Fewer than 130 at bats or
    * Fewer than 50 innings pitched, and
    * Fewer than 45 days on the active roster, excluding time on the disabled list, in military service, or time when the rosters are expanded (currently after September 1)
I’m not exactly sure when he came off the active roster

by StanTheManFan on Mar 21, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fail

I screwed up and pushed the wrong button, sorry. To continue: I’m not exactly sure when he got called up, but I think he could only have been on for the full month of August (31 days) plus 11 days in July, before the September expansion (by which time he was already having TJ). So yeah, he should qualify, as he was nowhere near the 50 innings.

by StanTheManFan on Mar 21, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

still Little Red Riding Peej.

http://twitter.com/BJRains/status/10827925408

PJ Walters is starting. No centiquid for you.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

twit rec

Leach is talking music at the ballpark
http://twitter.com/MatthewHLeach

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

this better not affect Garcia's start tomorrow...

I’d hate to see him lose the start that he has earned.

by stxcardsfan on Mar 21, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This seems odd

Is it Walters’ turn in the rotation? I would have thought by this stage, Tony would start locking in the regular starters, to get them ready for April…

by JWO on Mar 21, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad weather a brewin'

They don’t want a weather delay messing with one of the real starters. Penny may pitch once the rain clears.

by Mister Eff on Mar 21, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Little Red Riding Peej gets thrown to the wolves.

just watch.

but seriously, it’s a scratch due to rain. they don’t know if it’s going to go on and off. Penny may be back in if it lets up for a long period.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

pertinent to your thought

P-D

Manager Tony La Russa said the team is looking at modifying the rotation around the off day to avoid pitchers facing the same team every five days from here to the end of spring. The schedule sets up that some pitchers would face Washington, Florida or the Mets on consecutive turns.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shannon is reporting

It’s because of the chance of rain. Braves also scratched their starter.

by Evilfrog on Mar 21, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

so tomorrow

it’s a split squad due to the makeup game

so theoretically you could listen to Red Sox v. Cards
and watch Astros v. Cards

prediction: a home run is hit that counts in both games.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

must be disney

real fireworks used in anthem

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

we playin' despite the rain

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip gets a basehit

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

aww man...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 1:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

oh and screw you VEP, nananananananana batman!!!

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Boog basehit!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Love the caption, VEP

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

heh heh heh...

NOT…

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ouch, Albert.

Colby’s up.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

so Boog is currently being held at first by Troy Glaus.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:14 PM EDT reply actions  

is a robot announcing the players??

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Shannon:

“Seems like it always happens once or twice.”

by cloistermaximus on Mar 21, 2010 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

heh heh heh

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

bases loaded for Yadi

in other news, our middle infield catches pneumonia and Bobby Cox’s evil plan is realized.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

apparently one of his fouls hit the guy on deck...?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't looked at what Parisi has done for the Cubs,

but does anyone know if he has any chance to help fill their void in the pen?

by stxcardsfan on Mar 21, 2010 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Is anyone a regular here at BCB?

What are they saying about the guy?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 21, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

they don't like him

but acknowledge that he may make the team. they have a fanpost on it at bcb – tom had a couple comments in it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOBSTERS BOOOOO.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

VEP should just do a shitty Brad Penny pitch/fx post

To get it out of the way. It is never going to live up to the hype by this point. Every Sunday I have looked forward to it to only be disappointed. At this point it would have to be a Brad Penny pitch/fx laser show to live up the hype.

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 21, 2010 1:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

did you know Mark Mulder might try a comeback in May?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of ex Cards making a comeback

Looks like Welley has pitched decent this spring. I wonder how long that will last

by stxcardsfan on Mar 21, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

is he trying to make the team?

is DeRosa spending his nights rocking in a corner?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just think Timmeh

gave Welley some of his happy grass.

by stxcardsfan on Mar 21, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welly had his own.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 21, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

at this point

VEP is going to have to commit seppuku after the mythical BPPFXP to make me happy

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

No doubt

You can read a lot of excellent work of his over at THT though. Perhaps he should just throw up a link to those articles every Sunday when announcing the weekly “Sunday Open Thread”.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that is if there is a thread for sunday.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hell, I'd be happy if VEP used his powers

just to get rid of that most recent fanpost.

I need to get a beer, I am already PO’d at the world, and it’s not even 1PM yet.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt he will ever come back

and if so, I doubt he knows how to delete a fanpost.
and this way I get to piss and moan about it!!!!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to do that

but now that I have made a witty comment in that thread, I don’t want it to be deleted.

Yes, I am now just making comments to waste time until the Mizzou game

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't know if he's writing an article, or just collecting info

but he did a similar fanpost at the A’s site.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had two & now their gone forever!

that’s bullshit! bullshit i say!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

we need to start taking screenshots of our awesome work in doomed fanposts

and damn it, you’re no longer posting in the royal form

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

man I was going to do that but I was too late.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

shit, we'll fix that asap

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec.

There’s got to be someone in the community who would actually write for VEB, right?

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 21, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA!

I’m sure there is someone who would like to write for VEB.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 21, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

bring back the bird watcher

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously though, if anyone wants to split time with me I'm more than down

I’m not a weekly post kinda guy. You can’t tie me down with a schedule man… In fact, i think I’ve emailed Dan a couple times on that.

by vivaelpujols on Mar 21, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can just schedule my bi-monthly medical fanpost for sundays.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 21, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would also split time with you.

I just need to know 2-3 days in advance so I can do some research for a post.

Between the three of us (VEP, hazel, myself) we could probably fill up the Sunday spot pretty easily I would think.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have, multiple times....

perhaps you should email Dan on my behalf….lol

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's far past time you became a post-er.

Maybe you’ll argue less if you’re a semi-regular poster; your regular writing is great, but you and a few others tend to go off on tirades of little-to-no-importance, arguing about the teeniest of differences. And they go on, and on, and on. Endlessly. Start posting. Or moderating, even.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 21, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

I wouldn’t want to have to moderate game threads, that would be the only thing I would have trouble with, lol.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

only if you hold character

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 22, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's been doing that for 3 years now

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is true

i’d just hate to see him abandon is for ‘journalistic integrity’ or some such malarky

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 22, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

can't imagine that will ever happen

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would think the other thing you'd have trouble moderating

is that I’d estimate a fair proportion of the “flagged” comments on this board are your own…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 22, 2010 6:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think you'd be wrong about that actually

I, reasons I can’t comprehend, literally get the shit beat out of me for calling people out on their hypocrisy, and I get kinda tired of it to be honest. People here say one thing in one thread, then go over to another thread and say something entirely different. Be consistent and make sure you aren’t stating facts as opinions and I won’t have a problem with you, ever.

Generally, sir, the other side of the argument goes personal long before I do. Non-swearing personal attacks are still personal attacks.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 22, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

You called a guy an a-hole in a thread the other day.

And I’m not going to say that I’ve never seen anyone attack you personally, but I’ve also never seen anyone go off on you the way you’ve gone off on others.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 22, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, not anyone who wasn't trolling.

Those jerks are a different situation.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 22, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, you have 19 flags at VEB

(also 424 rec’s, so like, you are really bipolar)

by vivaelpujols on Mar 22, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

how many flags do I have?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

I want my numbers!

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 22, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

0 flags?

I thought for sure I had one. Thanks, Az.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 22, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone's afraid of getting stabbed, of course

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 22, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know i've got many flags

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am a member

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't everyone here a member of BtB?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 22, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought so

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I’m more well-behaved, right?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be damned.

That includes my old user name, too?

by Mister Eff on Mar 22, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nope, forgot about that.

1 inappropriate flag (thank god), 1097 recs from the old user name

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 flag, 240 recs

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 22, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

my turn.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 22, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh oh me too me too

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 23, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

0, 217

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 23, 2010 8:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's my freak flag

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont care about recs

but I hope that I have at least 2 flags.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 22, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

0 flags, 342 recs

you’ve given out an astonishing 4000+ recs easily the most I’ve seen to date

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 22, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm interested, but not enough to beg.

Please….

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

3, 179

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 22, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can remember two in which after I posted it I immediately wanted to deleted it

but I guess I’m ok as long as I’ve learned from those mistakes.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh and thanks again.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Was it you with the rickroll thing?

Because I’m pretty sure I flagged you for that.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 22, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably, but that was in my evil link phase

I’ll be damned if I do it again. Sorry about that again.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ya I think I flagged

that once after I got done cussing.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 22, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am easy with the recs

being drunk most of the time makes it easier to laugh.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 22, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec whore

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got this thing with making thingies green

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 22, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

pervert

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

a new stat

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

who the fuck flagged chitown?

tha’ts some 6bullshit

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably when I first came over as a spelling and grammar nazi

or when I mentioned Albert Hoffman, or something like that

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

those are not flaggable offensives

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I’m sure I did something stupid at some point, but perhaps someone just flagged me for a dumb reason. me not know.

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

like just now

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll tell anyone their numbers if they want

but I’m not going to start flame wars based on year old flags. The point of flags is a safe way to get a mods attention — me naming names would defeat that.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 22, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

so when you said the number of flags,could that include more than one per post

or could all three of my flags be from one comment?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's just the total number.

They could all be the same post, or 3 individual posts.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 22, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh then it was probably that rickroll post.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's fine, it's probably better that way

it’s just hard to understand why someone would flag him.

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 23, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming you meant “stating opinions as facts”, otherwise I’m pretty confused. I agree though, sometimes it’s good to point out when people are just being really opinionated…. but on the other hand, it seems like you like to debate people a lot, which is fine. I don’t really see much of a problem other than it seems you really get worked up sometimes.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

that’s all fair comment. I actually like a lot of your stuff, fourstick, just so there’s no misunderstanding…. That was kinda a flippant comment of mine, but I just meant that perhaps the tone of some of your discussions with people (and yes, they are often equally at fault) can be a little, non-mod-like, shall we say.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 22, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree with gibby there

i think you’d put a lot of time and thought into a post that would be a good read. just don’t take it personal and get all defensive if somebody disagrees with a sentence in your post.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

has he blocked you too?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look out, indeed :-D

Truthfully, I think I would look to fill in with some of the analysis we’ve been missing since ChuckB left for greener pastures.

RB does his thing a whole lot better than I could, although i do think we’d cross paths on scouting and the draft, as that’s something I’ve been following more and more the last couple of years.

All the regular writers here do a very good job and all have different writing styles. I would just hope to add some more statistical analysis to that…

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need moar statistical analysis

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

no offense, but i've been wondering why you're a writer for a while now

you have too many other things more important to you than a sunday article & you never seem to have the time to do a proper article

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

tons of upside

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

vivaelrasmus?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Viva el missing posts

heh heh heh.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

there's no doubt you do, and we hope you're not thinking we're taking shots at you

we understand you have a life, college & a lot of other things. writing for VEB right now just doesn’t seem the right thing for you right now. and there’s nothing wrong with that

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

you meant vep, i think.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's always a chance...

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

vep does need a shower

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

some might call that prolific

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

I laughed.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 21, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know...

I was kinda poking fun at you a bit as well as hoping that those who haven’t seen you work over there will go look at it. It’s excellent stuff even if it’s not all Cardinals related.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've put THT

in my RSS feed and taken Fangraphs out. I’m at that point where I can’t add a feed without removing one, and THT’s live feeds seem to be of much better quality as of late. Fangraphs seems like they get to insular in their writing anymore.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yah

I’ve seen him in there once and a while, pretty much doing the same type of analysis that he did when he wrote here. Seems pretty sporadic in his postings though.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

LIAR!!!

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

fool me once, shame on me.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 21, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember hearing this about the Penny post

like, oh, around the time we signed him in December, lol.

So we should have the “nearly completed Wainwright no foolies post” around the time he’s starting the All-Star game for the National League by my estimation…

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peej walks Cabrera. four pitches.

…was that All Along the Watchtower or am I forgetting all my music-recognition

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Molina goes to the mound

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong again y2

http://twitter.com/MatthewHLeach/status/10829931609

Free Bird

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you finally break

and get a twitter account, or are you just collecting tweeters?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm just an excellent stalker.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not what she said.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 21, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

the police reports beg to differ

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

and now I think their organist is on speed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Mather catches a wet sloppy baseball. huzzah.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Peej is slipping on the mound.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

...a gong sound effect?

this whole disney + baseball → blernsball precursor

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

strike 'em out, throw 'em out.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

how did you let evilfrog out-emphatic you on that one?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

if I had, well, look at him.

he’s evil.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He left out a comma.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 21, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

you wanna tell him

i’m not telling him

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves send out another guy to pitch

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

i've got good news and bad news

stav walks
mather at the plate

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

tyler henley PHs

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

skip basehit!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's now coming down really hard now

poor Boog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

now.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

infield popup

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

poor albert.

dry off, boog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

almost hits albert

tarp’s coming on now.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

now?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, not now.

they apparently covered the mound first.
not the big tarp.

…now.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

dgoold
Ball slips out of the pitcher’s hand and nearly pegs Pujols in the head. Coincidentally, they now call a rain delay. #stlcards 4 minutes ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a tarp!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

...

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

i lol then cry everytime.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 21, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was vexed's work as well, right?

RIGHT???

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, i almost forgot about this one.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 22, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

liar, this is one of your masterpieces.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You kiddin me?

This took like….3 minutes tops; i can tell by the pixels.

I always thought this was corny, but had it’s fitting occasions.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 22, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

yet nothing has really surpassed this. nothing.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lurkmoar

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 21, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'in VEP!

we’ve banned for less offensives!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh boy.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 22, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

was brock living out of his locker?

great musial photo, and that last one – where did they all go?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was after his last game.

I presume he was packing up.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 21, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I couldn't find it

but I did find the post tarp trauma picture

Someone needs to save this for future photoshoppin’ efforts

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

cesar cedeno!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

How did the run score?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 21, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nick Stavinoha, opening day cleanup hitter

Calling it

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's got big shoes to fill then,

considering K Greene filled that void last opening day. That worked out well for us.

by stxcardsfan on Mar 21, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so hard up for baseball

I’m watching BOS vs HOU at the mo.

Pedrioa went yard :-/

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 21, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

prediction: Brendan Ryan is at this moment

watching the cartoons on the scoreboard.

No word on Ring Pops.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"Beep beep." - Shannon

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

game called

everybody go home

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

wait a minute... best of Shannon's?

does that mean… Vince Coleman?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, damn, i forgot

tomorrow they’re also re-airing the “Cardinals Classics” of 09. one old one, and one new one. I’m glad I didn’t tape it on the original airdate, there was some 1985 crap going on.

highly rec’d if only for all the guys coming in to talk during ST. (aka BoogTV)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

is there any room for him?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

option him to Memphis

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ottavino!

http://interact.stltoday.com/blogzone/commishs-hot-stove/commishs-hot-stove/2010/03/rain-delay-reveals-bullpen-sleeper-ottavino/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds to me like k-mac is going to be the 5th starter no matter what

that garcia is going to AAA no matter what, and that salas and ottavino are duking it out for the last spot in the pen

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty disappointed they're taking Garcia's start away.

If anyone has earned a start this ST, it’s been Garcia. My guess is that if KMac starts the season as the 5th starter, Garcia takes it from him by mid May. He’ll go down and dominate AAA while KMac BB’s batter after batter in the bigs.

by stxcardsfan on Mar 21, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm disappointed that ottavino is going to the pen

unless that’s just a temporary situation.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would almost seem to make more sense

to keep KMac in the ‘pen, stretch out Ottavino and see if he can be the #5 starter, and send Garcia back to Memphis until needed. I still prefer Garcia as the #5, but why try to make a starter a reliever, and a reliever a starter? Unless it’s to give DD his projects for the season.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 21, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Dunc's bored, let's give him something to do"

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Otavino for closer!

Sounds like he’s jumped Boggs for future closer canidate… just kidding

"He starts off 0-9 and salvages the year says something to you," Duncan said. "Most guys would crumble under that situation."

by stxcardsfan on Mar 21, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not there yet, but ottavino could

Be that guy in the future. He’s got good speed. He’s just wild still. As a future proposition, he’s not crazy as a futue closer.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 3:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Anyone else think Wellemeyer while reading this quote?

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 21, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The second half, maybe

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just can't see a scenario in which he makes the team for the bullpen

If you need a guy with good stuff and poor command, take Boggs. Ottavino still has an outside chance of becoming a starting pitcher and with the plethora of relief options (Parise, Salas, etc) it just doesn’t make much sense to plug him into the pen.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 21, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

i’m still holding out hope for him in the rotation down the line

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't think it's going to happen

I keep hoping for this too, but he struggles to be consistent in his delivery from inning to inning and sometimes even in the middle of innings, which is why I think he’s a better fit for the bullpen — he’d throw a limited number of pitches each time out and would have less to think about in terms of delivery. He could go out there and let it go.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is all probably true

but i’m still holding out hope – i feel like i’m caught in gdm’s sig.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

should have killed me when you had the chance

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

aren't we all?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

how can we really know what we know in order to argue about what we know! because we know you're wrong!

it’s like a daily bcb thing

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

when he swings,

he swings

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 21, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

he knocks it out of the park here

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/9/22/1048928/beyond-the-numbers-intangibles

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart

by muidomi84 on Mar 21, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can have it

i just enjoyed the read. it is a very interesting debate, i just wish the Al/CTim side had some intelligent arguments

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart

by muidomi84 on Mar 21, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i picture al being a big fat blowhard on most of his comments

and some of his posts.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we invite Wreckard to just live here instead of there?
To me, much of the "intangibles" argument displays a fundamental inability to understand the difference between cause and effect, leading to people make all kinds of bizarre criticisms of what statistics say and don’t say. Of course intangibles exist. Of course there are unpredictable outside factors exerting themselves on the game. People who understand statistics understand this. But what’s great about baseball is that because a large portion of the game can be easily quantified, and because success or failure relies largely on a player’s intrinsic abilities, the effects (stats) are remarkably predictable and consistent from year to year.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 21, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

the talking to a brick wall response was gold

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my Amaury

Cubbie-Tim is actually hurting my brain

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just read through this entire thread

I am absolutely blown away just how unbelievably dense Al and Tim are. It’s patently astounding.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 22, 2010 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's an everyday event

al makes me think of the boss’s idiotic son who’s running things into the ground, going daily to his private club for cocktails by 4 and complaining ad nauseum to the waiter about all the idiots he has to put up with.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

a great read if you have the time

BCB makes my laugh

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart

by muidomi84 on Mar 21, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

BLou is a pretty good shit-disturber

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's one of my favorite qualities in a person

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart

by muidomi84 on Mar 21, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

likewise

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow!

They canceled his contract at no cost to Cleveland! they are not messing around.

by Evilfrog on Mar 21, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that's just mean...

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart

by muidomi84 on Mar 21, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are evil.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 21, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone in Cleveland

is now recovering from a heart attack….

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

steroids?

you talkin bout steroids

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 21, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, that's iverson

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 21, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

buzzer beater!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

that's their game

they are consistently inconsistent. some days they are lights out and others, like today, they are sad to watch.

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart

by muidomi84 on Mar 21, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET'S GOOOOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS!

/former WV resident
//yes, I have all of my teeth

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't you make a fanpost for this? come on man!!!

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

vep got in a pitch f/x before the buzzer?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

next sunday's buzzer

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

or the next sunday or the...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

now we're getting into the nba playoffs

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

livin' on Amaury Marti Cazana time

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i may rename this little black cat (sleeping on the bed right now)

named her Nola when she appeared and made it clear she planned to take over, but Cazana sounds feminine (he’s a god, so he has that side too, right?)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leach uses... logic!

Monday lineups
At home vs. Boston:
1. Schumaker 2B
2. Ryan SS
3. Pujols 1B
4. Holliday LF
5. Rasmus CF
6. Gotay 3B
7. Jay RF
8. LaRue C
9. Penny P

In Kissimmee vs Houston:
1. Lopez 2B
2. Greene SS
3. Craig 1B
4. Ludwick RF
5. Molina C
6. Stavinoha LF
7. Freese 3B
8. Mather CF
9. Lohse P

One caveat: some of the positions for the Houston game were deduced by logic. He didn’t give us positions for everyone, but it’s hard to envision it any other way.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

stav catching and molina at first

/kidding

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

both lineups would probably finish at least fourth

In the NL central.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 5:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

That would depend

on how you split the pitching staff up, I’d imagine.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

holliday!

for reals?

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 21, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like we should put this in front of CG and make her choose

purely for entertainment value

Check out the original post. There’s Colby. Standing still. not moving. still there. like a statue. And beside him, Joe is in motion.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

oh so you think you can post gigantic pictures, well just wait...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

there was a tinier picture

but it was too small to make out Colby’s hair scruff.

besides, that’s only 80K.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't even try, you can't win

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh rly?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

6ly

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's all lies, I grew strong during your exile.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

we know, but we still think we have you beat

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to get sick of this "we" business.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that's what we're going for

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's my motto

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

read the sig

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

nietzche is pretty cool

the will to power, yo

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

we don't know much about him, we've forgotten a lot from school dayz

but that quote stuck with us, especially considering everything we’re going through

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

it seems like a lot of people I know are going through some shit lately

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's the way of the world

when you’re up, you’re up, when you’re down, you’re waaaaaaaaay down

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

for chrissakes this is depressing

i’d rather a convo about staplers.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

staplers are my archnemesis

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry,

this is one of the reasons why we backed away from VEB. sometimes life is too much & it seeps onto here. today is a particularly difficult day, we apologize for the buzzkill

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Paging BuzzKillington)

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

not today, please not today

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

There's a VEB poster named BuzzKillington

Not sure if he started during your exile or before

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

he came by on that one 1600 comment thread

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe its the cow,

incognito.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 21, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jebus people

it’s freakin Cody!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

where are you getting that?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

don't deny it

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

I thought buzzkillington was JD.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought we went through this before

and you admitted it

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, maybe I lied about being buzz, but would that really surprise you?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Did you hear the one about the man who dreamed he was a muffler on a car, and then that he was part of the wheel?
He woke up exhausted and tired

by BuzzKillington on Mar 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

?????

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

here's the

post.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 21, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

does that prove anything?

I said I probably lied about it, and if you look at that post(i did)

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

don't forget that some people see your ip address, cory.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 11:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

and that those people have a privacy policy they must follow.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this is the interwebs

there is no privacy here

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He doesn't have to give out your IP.

He can confirm that the addresses match.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 21, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's still sharing information though.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You can't talk to me like that!

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 22, 2010 7:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, sorry, i understand now

I post amusing bullshit occasionally as “Brian Sabean” at FG, as well as under “Felonius_Monk”. I once posted accidentally posted in the middle of a thread as Mr Sabean.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 22, 2010 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

:=8P

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 22, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

what the hell man

can’t you see I’m listening my showtunes , drinking brandy?

by BuzzKillington on Mar 21, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Something tells me you have a "joke" about pagers

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying.
I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.

by BuzzKillington on Mar 21, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

ha ha

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yesssss.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby is short!

Or maybe Joe is just tall.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 22, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joe is tall, CG

now choose!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 22, 2010 8:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

did a fanpost get removed?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

yep, the franklin entrance music question.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I voted option 4.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I voted option 4 w/o reading it

simply because I’m a angry little feller.

trolololol.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 21, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP COPYING ME!!!

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the results of option 4 are crazy now.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

he's saying we're "too hip", btw.

….what does that mean?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey what happened to the fanpost?

if you refresh you’ll see what I mean.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hid it

once I let him know that e-mailing me was the right thing to do in that situation. The poll results seemed more or less definitive, anyway.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 21, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

what else are you hiding from us, Dan

are you really Amaury Marti

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm actually

a figment of Amaury Marti’s imagination.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 21, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

join the club

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

he doesn't know what he's talking about

btw, spants, are you doing anything later?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just stabbing people for a few hours.

Then I’ll have a bunch of laundry and knife-sharpening to do. While I’m waiting on my clothes to dry, I’ll put on an ironic tee and some Wayfarers and work on my book of bacon poetry.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 21, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

renaissance woman

a little emily dickinson, a little june cleaver, and a little meat cleaver – though i suppose that would be chopping, so maybe an icepick?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

should i feel old or socially retarded or both

That I don’t know what wayfarers are?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 7:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

both

spants’ future is so bright (as a serial killer) that she has to wear shades

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

oh, that explains it. i simply never leave

The basement and thus have no need of shades.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 8:16 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

heh

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

we still wear them, we have terrible light sensitive eyes

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

the judges are calling that one a vote for "socially retarded"

Which, upon reflection, is probably apt.

Carry on.I will try to catch as much as I can.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 8:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

you're off your game today

i see multiple capital letters

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

must be a mobile thing

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's my blackberry. it thinks it's being helpful.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 9:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

our blackberry does the same thing

you can take off the caps thing can’t you?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

eagles song

something about the boys of summer?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

tom, have you seen this new book?

link

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 21, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope. i will have to keep my eyes open for it.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 8:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Saw it today in B&N.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 21, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

that does, however, mean I have to get going on the mythical glossary update

I decided to table it until after ST. Figured VEB isn’t at full strength anyway, so it’s not a good indicator of what will stick.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least he's consistent in his views

http://www.sbnation.com/users/white088/activity/5

Check out recent poll votes 2 and 4

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey why can't I see my votes for that post?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the 4th one was today's, i believe

as far as i know, that wasn’t the winner. does it just list the first option in each poll?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i tried to reply to your "nobody does" (write on sundays):

and on the seventh day, just like the prior six, vep rested.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i applaud you though

some people don’t know what to do with their leisure time. you are one of the few who’ve figured out the answer is “nothing”.

and i hope you know i’m kidding around.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

what was this mythical fanpost about?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Viva El Birdos has gone from a Cardinals news site to a site where hipsters trade music recommendations

and make crappy in-jokes. To which I say, a little from column A, a little from column B.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 21, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not a hipster!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 21, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been drinking Irish whisky for 6 hours now,

and still realize I should not respond to this for fear of being banned.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 21, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is about time to break into the great Hipster/Douche debate of O-O-Tennie

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured as much,

but still checked myself……

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 21, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have nice hips!

Speaking of hips, does anyone think that since Yadi has slimmed down this offseason, that he has a chance at a 20/20/20 season?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was robbed of number 10

[shakes fist futilely]

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

...yeah.

but there was another one in a game with no mathematical meaning, pretty late.

I can dream. haha.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's the third 20

and i don’t ever see 20 homers as a possiblity for him

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 21, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

pickoffs?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yep!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 21, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

If I got news here it was only because I read VEB before anything else. I don’t remember anything but the Chris Duncan story being broken on VEB. And you know who broke that news? A commenter.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 21, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of that

where has HL been

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 21, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

talking to stubhub about ticket f-ups

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's true.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it Strauss or Bernie who got his panties in a bunch over it?

I remember something about some guy with a fake name not having credentials or something like that

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be Straussie

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I figured

I was like 90% sure, but (for some reason) I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was Strauss.

Because you can’t trust people with “fake names”. Bernie gave props on the forum for VEB getting it right first. There was a bunch of misinformation being given to the “media” on that to try and deflect from the reality of the situation. So many details from behind the scenes of that story. . .

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 21, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That was a bizarre situation

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

reading on Bernie's forum that VEB broke the story was the whole reason i came over here in the first place.

i was suffering at bernie’s press box for years, with no knowledge of this better life.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 22, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

how awful, you poor thing

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was a dark time in my life.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 22, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

but that's one of the reasons i don't dislike bernie

he said this was the best cardinals blog out there. i couldn’t ignore that.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 22, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what led me here

a Bernie’s Bit link though, not the pressbox…yikes

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 22, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

better than me

all i knew was the mothership, and would read the comments there but never posted. it was pretty inane. there was a rev guy and another guy and a bunch of cubbie trolls. i was kinda fascinated, like a train wreck. then one day one of the regulars – guess it was the rev guy or the other – badmouthed veb, so i figured this could be good. i think i read it for about a year before i ever joined, though.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

we followed the bacon wing'd pegi's here 4 ys ago

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

i used to read mothership comments

it made me hate humanity. those are the worst people. i think google eventually led me here

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 22, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

my gob, that's sad.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

greatest moment evar

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must've missed something interesting

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

sameness

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I pulled a gdm

and slept til 4pm today

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

we've been getting up before noon for weeks now

we don’t know why though

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is this "we"?

obviously you’re talking about a pet.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

look at wednesday's thread, or tuesdays

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's taken to the royal we

in this new old incarnation

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh, was busy on those days.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

usually I get up before 11 even on weekends lately

but I stayed up waaaay too late last night.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

life's short, party hard, no fear

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 21, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw

I actually enjoy seeing the shitstorm brewing on those before you guys let it get out of hand

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

kind of a car wreck fascination

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

this one had a poll

the vote sort of required it being taken down, and its author to stay out of dark alleys.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you tell me more?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sick of people using generic name calling

be more original. basically if someone is totally clueless and doesn’t know what you are talking about, they will call you a hipster.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least I asked what a hipster was

I didn’t ask for the giant jpg, though.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it a new user?

or someone using a fake account? I’ve seen some epic stuff from other forums when people use fake accounts.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a lurker who only had 10 comments.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

account made last august.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ah

one of those guys. I remember the guy who called me a fat dork because I disagreed with him on Derrek Lee. he kept saying that Lee was better than Pujols at defense, and I was giving him good reasons why he was wrong.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh and his reasoning for not having so many comments were because he had a life

and he’s not on a computer 24 hours a day.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

what is he doing

watching tv instead? loser

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

like ESPN?

heh heh heh

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

they had several other blogs on their list

but pretty much that was their only contribution

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not

but you’ve made allusions along these lines now enough that I’m starting to get really pissed about it. I can’t even begin to express how much better the comment section has been since the death of some of those memes. I’ve never criticized the main posters in the comments here or with a fanpost — in fact I’m often a vociferous defender of the new authors.

In short, the post today was basically not the post in January. Thanks for coming. Hope to see you again.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 21, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

really

what kinds of pictures?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

it really wasn't that big of a deal

but it would get lame if it happened all the time. it was fun for what it was, just a random goofy thing.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

sometimes the pics are funny, sometimes it’s just like cmon

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

one or two can be funny

30 in one post about the same thing is just freakin’ annoyin’

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

no you didn't attack us for having the memes, this guy did.

you just brought up the fact that they were getting out of hand. Sorry if I got your panties in a bunch.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm prone to failure.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i got a perfect cat oh nose pic for this

oh what might have been,,,,

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm wondering

are there any other live blogs? we could start a bacon cat blog

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happened to our off topic threads?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

well, I think it would be more polite to just have some other live blog service

that we could go to for the non-baseball stuff.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

identities wouldn't cross platforms, through

now if SBN had OpenID like the rest of the world, that would be less of a problem….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

they went the way of the dodo bird

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

that last sentence was not cool or smart.

Azru’s original post was a thoughtful, non-accusatory way of making a plea for change in content.the most recent post was obnoxious in tone and without helpful commentary, just asking why the site sucks so much.

Besides, everyone goes commando on the internet anyway.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 8:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah

it’s not really cool to disrespect someone who has been a big part of the site for years.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Big part of the site"

while flattering is an overstatement. I’m not looking to be anything special here. I just prefer to be vilified for the evil things I ACTUALLY do rather than the perceived slights about bacon pictures.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 21, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

But if one were to happen to form on its own

You wouldn’t supress it

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm cool with him

but sometimes people act pretty immature.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not listening

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 21, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

can’t hear youuuu….

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

so ducttape looks like the silver surfer?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only the parts that matter...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 21, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not touching you

/“What are things gdm has heard more than ten times in his life?”

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that there's anything wrong with that

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

that last comment (now deleted) I made was

rather tasteless in retrospect

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 21, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing I screen-shotted it

For evidence, muahahahahahaha

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

muhahahahhaha

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

no problemo

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nope

that one was spot on.

There was another one that could come across as racist though that certainly wasn’t my intent.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 21, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

now I have it

http://www.ubuntu-pics.de/bild/48260/screenshot_005_KWNvLb.png

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it must be nice to be able to delete your comments!

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

be careful what you wish for

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm

are you saying that I am going to be a mod some day?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

youneverknow

the possibilities are endless

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not something I make a practice out of.

People should be obligated to stand by what they said. The comment I made was the type that could be easily misconstrued.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 21, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

we saw it & were like whoa

that’s gonna cause trouble. it’s best you got rid of it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

But by mentioning it

the idea is now permanently stuck in our heads…

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 21, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm imagining the worst

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

f'ing cody

damn kids need to know their role & shut their mouths

are you even commando while you’re mobile posting tom? that’s real comment man

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you going commando while mobile posting?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, we don't have the commitment tom does

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

just don't go pantless while mobile posting

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah who the hell do I think I am, I say we burn him at the stake.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

death to meems!

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

the author is not happy with the content here

and wondered if anyone else felt the same. he hates bacon, basically.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

then good riddance, i say

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 21, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

now I want to eat some bacon (all of this talk about bacon is making me hungry for moar bacon)

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just realized

This should have said “before you guys keep it from getting out of hand” instead of “before you guys let it get out of hand”

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i actually voted for the first option

only because there wasn’t one that said the content hasn’t been as awesome as usual lately

i think it has taken a bit of a hit, but its still the best place to go for cardinals information and analysis

still, white088, there are better ways to express your concerns than this condescending fanpost

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 21, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

what joker said

really, if we want to squeeze analysis out of the small sample sizes these days, we’d be no better than Joe Strauss.

it’s practice!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

my thing is actually more related to comments

and really its not anyones fault…life circumstances have forced me to not spend as much time on VEB, which means i really don’t know what half of the comments are referring to…memes and themes are sometimes very isolating, and its no one’s fault…but it does make it harder to stay as involved with the blog as i used to be

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 21, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, as I said above

the updated glossary is forthcoming. some of these memes won’t bear out come regular season. the other thing is, if it’s really, really bugging you, feel free to ask. I for one am happy to explain where something came from, even if it’s a you-had-to-be-there moment. I don’t want anyone left out.

the other, other part of it is a generation gap, well, several generation gaps – which usually have nothing to do with baseball, so in my estimation it’s not even germane.

IMO, anyone who feels like the off-topic content is getting out of hand needs to push for a regular off-topic post. and the use of it, once it’s posted. there is no way a community of this size will not go off-topic.

and there’s no way a community that provides content and discussion and moderation like VEB will not grow to be this size.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

its not that it bugs me

its just that when i have 10 minutes to come here and i want to read comments on baseball related stuff, sometimes its hard to find just baseball related comments because of all the other stuff

like i said, its not a major problem, and i don’t want anyone to change…just i can see why it bother some people, especially relateively long time guys like me

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 21, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

But are comments really content?

The guy was complaining about the content of the site. He was also complaining about the comments, but those are two separate things.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 21, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think its content

i come here for everyon’s thoughts on baseball, not just the main authors

and i do think the main page posts have taken a bit of hit…but then that has more to do with the fact that right now, we are a good team and the season hasn’t started…its a lot easier to write a lot of posts when a team has a lot of problems then when there aren’t a ton

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 21, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel confident in saying that it will get more baseball related in-season

There’s just nothing to talk about with baseball right now. Spring stats are meaningless, can’t even watch many games and Ruben Gotay is getting PT.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 21, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

toward the end of last season

the game threads would often go off on wild tangents

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 21, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

but the main analysis posts were really good

and the comments to those posts usually were baseball directed, so you are probably right

sorry, meant to make just one comment

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 21, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

a long summer of booze has its effects

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game threads are crazy.

Imagine that we’re all watching together at the bar or at someone’s house… The sheer size of the community has contributed to game threads being nuts.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 21, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is true

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 21, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I remember how it was with Larry

I was lurking then.

however, I’m saying many of us are sensitive to how little time some members have. we can and will help.

and, again, what joker said. (jeez)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

the other thing that's caught on

is asking for a comment summary. (kudos to everyone who’s taken a shot at these.)

I usually sum up with “I sum up” comments if they’re requested, though I’ve been kind of slacking lately.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

something that would help me

Though I can’t speak for other posters is if people would make topic suggestions for posts, so if you want to read about some particular subject, that can give me an idea.

I know I and probably other posters probably have blank web page moments – “journalism school dropout’s block” if you will – and an idea might spark me to think productively. Also, then readers can feel like they have some control over content.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 8:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

(i'm still into the doubleheader idea)

(no playoffs in november!)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

can you do a pitch f/x post?

lol

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like the nostalgia stuff

maybe a best of the decades series. or is that a been there/done that kinda thing?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think we should vote on that

but gdm would disagree, so can we vote on whether we should vote?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps we can vote while we can stay out of it.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We should probably do a poll first.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

what?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

From MLBtraderumors.com

Think Dunc would have a chance to fix him? Last I had heard, he was looking decent this spring.

Lynn Henning of the Detroit News thinks that the Tigers will release Dontrelle Willis in the near future.

by stxcardsfan on Mar 21, 2010 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't see him doing any better than Hill.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

he's a way better hitter than hill.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

used to be, now he has hills location and khalil's head.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well after reading up on him, he was showing better control this ST

but his FB wasn’t making it past 90. Looks like he’s now trying to trade his FB for better control. With his past control issues, I don’t know if he’d ever make for a good pitcher in the pen. as a starter, he’d be an interesting project for Dunc though.

by stxcardsfan on Mar 21, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had decent results in ST,

but jesus christ he was walking tons of people.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 21, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's who

we should have traded reyes for

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Mar 21, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mauer just resigned with the Twins

8 years, $184 million ($23 million per year)

This is good for baseball. It’s also an interesting number to consider when thinking about the Pujols extension.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 21, 2010 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

linki

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's breaking all over

But here’s a Twitter link.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 21, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I think Albert signs for $25M or less now.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 21, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

get on it Mo!!!

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

turns 27 during the season

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart

by muidomi84 on Mar 21, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that's good then

If a player in his prime coming off of his best season gets 8/180, I can’t see Pujols getting much more.

by vivaelpujols on Mar 21, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems like Mauer's value could take a huge hit if his health

forces him to 1B or DH. That would knock something like 2 wins off his value. So much of his awesomeness is tied up in his position, that there seems to be some additional risk there, imo.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 21, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even still

He’s a monster of a hitter and would be able to play more games at 1B.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 21, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

can an mlb contract contain language

that voids it in the event of a career-ending injury – say a 10-yr deal in which only the first five are guaranteed money?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vesting options for playing time?

That kind of contract would be insured anyway against a career ender but that money isn’t very easy to get. The Astros had a big fight to get Bagwell’s insurance money I believe.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 21, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

the twins are getting some insurance money on nathan

but not until the end of the season. i was thinking a 10 yr 300mil contract would entail some huge premiums that would be cut substantially by this language.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that had more to do

with the language of the insurance plan being too vague in it’s determination of “career ending injury”. The Astros were stuck with trying to define how Bagwell’s shoulder injury was truly career threatening when he was 38 years old and had played with it in some form for nearly 5 full seasons.

I would guess that the Twins will be more careful about how they word it, because, well, they have better ownership and a better front office than the Astros do.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i believe so

Trever Miller’s contract allows for his option to become a team option if he has an injury

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart

by muidomi84 on Mar 21, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does it also require

that he ride a motorcycle to work and wear a bandana on road trips? Please, please let this be true.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

why would it require something he already does voluntarily?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

what was the deal with Lackey's contract?

did we figure that out?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically

If he gets Tommy John then he is under contract at league minimum for a 6th year I believe.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 21, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's TJ specifically?

I thought it was either a DL stint or… more likely in my addled recall, an injury to whatever he’d injured before.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the language was something along the lines of

“Significant time” with the elbow injury which is basically going to mean TJ or like Ben Sheets surgery.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 21, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

cots says
2015 club option at Major League minimum salary if Lackey misses significant time with surgery for pre-existing elbow injury in 2010-14

not sure what “significant time” means or if it is a specific elbow surgery

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart

by muidomi84 on Mar 21, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he'd owe them a year

but his money is guaranteed even if he couldn’t give them that year

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i THINK 27

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

stupid cap lock.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not going there yet.

I still think it’s 8Y$200M or bust for Albert. Although I do think it makes it more likely he takes that offer.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be a good contract

better than this highest paid player in baseball crap

10/300 and such

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 21, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he'll get 10/300 or anything even close to that.

The A-Rod deal was in a different market and for a team that could remain competitive while holding a contract of that size for one player. I think Albert realizes that the market has changed and that if he wants to win, he really isn’t going to get that kind of money from anyone and have a competitive team around him. I think the Cardinals can afford him at 8Y$200M and that’s probably about as much as he’ll get anywhere else. The Yanks probably won’t make a play for him with A-Rod, Tex, CC, and Burnett on the payroll, and I don’t think Boston will pay him that when they could pay Adrian Gonzalez quite a bit less.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way, he's not giving them a home town discount

not after he already gave them one. he’s even said as much

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's a discount?

Define a “home team discount” for me? What if the market only offers him $180M? Would the Cardinals giving him $170M in that instance be a “home team discount”? I don’t think so. He doesn’t have to uproot his family, he doesn’t have to buy another home or apartment or whatever and shuttle himself back and forth to see his kids. Essentially he’s staying because what’s another $10M on top of $170M if you have to pack up your family and you don’t want to?

Mauer might have been able to make more on the market, he might not have. But this deal kinda sets the market for in-season negotiations with other 2010-2011 free agents, so it does give us some idea of where the market is at for those type of players.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

home town discount is taking less money to play for the Cards than say the Yanks

would offer him if he would make it to free agency like Lego did. hopefully we’ll never know what the Yankees or any other team will offer him & he signs an extension.

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, I disagree with this

because you can’t measure it that way without using assumptions as to what the market would pay him. If he signs with the Cardinals, there’s no way that we’re ever going to know what the offers are and we’ll just have to speculate as to what the market might have held for a player of Pujols’ caliber.

Obviously, if he signs for $20M per season, that would be a discount, but I don’t think a deal like what Mauer just signed is a discount and I certainly don’t think that 8Y$200M is a discount either. Just because the Yankees might offer more doesn’t make it a discount. It makes it a tougher decision.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 22, 2010 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that makes sense

we all should consider anything under $30 per a discount if that’s what he signs for

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't really see the Yankees being in on Albert, tbh

They’ve got Tex at 1B. They’ve got A-Rod under control until he’s about 70 years old, and he will ultimately (presumably) have to move to 1B or DH, AND they’ve got a shortstop with defensive limitations, a “franchise face” and (presumably) a long-term place at the club who’ll have to move to a more accomodating defensive position sooner or later.

Also, they seem to like keeping their more ageing slugger types on a DH rotation (allowing them to give the likes of Posada, Matsui, Damon, Giambi etc. a day or two off from playing the field), AND they have an absolute monster hitting prospect who doesn’t seem likely to be anything other than a 1B or DH (or perhaps a very, very limited catcher who has to split time at DH) in Jesus Montero.

I think they’re about as stacked, going forward, at 1B/DH as any team in the AL, and they’ll have to shift one, maybe two, franchise players on enormous deals to make space for Albert. If any team could afford to swallow some pride and some dollars to make it happen, it’s the Yankees, but I just can’t see them jettisoning their top prospect AND getting rid of at least one of A-Rod or Tex to make this happen.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 22, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

if Albert makes it to free agency, every team will try to sign him

and the Yankees especially will move heaven & earth to get him on their team. just because they have Tex, Arod & others under control doesn’t mean they won’t go after Albert.

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well what do they do with Tex and A-Rod then?

And ultimately Jeter, when he’s so old he can’t even fool anyone into thinking he can play SS anymore? Not to mention Montero? it’s not very easy to pay someone $25m to sit on the bench, and they can’t trade A-Rod, Jeter or Tex because they’re either too expensive for anyone else to pay, too popular to move (Jeter) or they have no-trade clauses.

Under Cashman they’ve been getting a lot more smart recently. Albert is, at best, a 3 win upgrade over Tex (maybe even a little less, with ageing taken into account). They’re not paying another $30m/yr, plus the additional $15m or whatever of luxury tax that’d sink, to acquire that upgrade, whilst having to move one or more cornerstone players to another team or to the bench, and I can’t see them moving Montero either. They’re not just playing with the most money now, they’re playing with smart money.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 23, 2010 6:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree If they were just loading up to load up

why not jump into the Holliday contract talks? They have actually been pretty tame lately.

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 23, 2010 6:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

agree, imo it's not a discount

Mauer is probably something like a 6 WAR player, today, with a HUGE potential for catastrophic decline. This deal pays him like a 6 WAR player over the his age 28-30 seasons, then a decline of half a win/year the next 5 years (@4.5M/WAR, thats $183.5M). That’s extremely generous, imho. I’ll be shocked if he ages that well, and he’s being paid as if he’d already realized his (imo) best-case market value. Given the risk of him staying elite while catching 140ish games a year, i think this is a large overpay.

Of course, he’s a good defensive catcher, so he might be underrated by WAR. But since he’d lose close to 3 WAR moving to first base, that is mitigated by the fact that he basically HAS to stay at C the life of this contract (or be an elite defensive 1B, or greatly improve his offense after moving to 1B to make a position change work).

Anyway, this seems like a very player-friendly deal, and I think it’s higher-risk than a comparable deal to Albert would be for the same money. Not as insane as the A-Rod deal, but still player-friendly. If STL was willing to accept this same level of risk, I think Albert would get close to 50M more over 8 years, maybe more, even shifted 3-years to the right on the aging curve, since Albert is starting from a much higher talent level.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Mar 22, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like to look at these big contracts however

with the idea that the team will get more ticket sales when the team shows that they will pay to bring in a good player for a long time, it lets the fans get more attached to the player and they also get merch sales, etc

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

Mauer is 27 and plays in the DH league. If he can catch until he’s 32 or 33 he’ll still likely be a 3 WAR player as a DH those last couple of seasons. If we gave Albert, who’s 30, the same deal, I think it’s about the same amount of risk at the end of the contract, and our contract might be more risky. Obviously the fact that Albert is worth twice as much with the bat helps his cause, but Mauer might earn his entire contract in the next 4 years, making the last four years gravy.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 22, 2010 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

wait when did he say this?

I’ve been told the exact opposite

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 21, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've found quotes from 2004 when Pujols said he would not take a hometown

discount, but nothing recently. However, there have been rumors that he has re-itereated that statement recently. Nowhere, not here, or anywhere else that I’m aware of, has he said just the opposite; essentially, that he’d be willing to give the Cardinals a discount, if, say, they went out and signed lineup protection, e.g. (read, Holliday).

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 22, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's on video.

anything in print has probably gone through Strauss, which, well.

unfortunately I’m almost sure it’s in P-D, which is nigh unsearchable.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 22, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, he has said many times, even recently

that it’s not just about the money, so it seems he’s saying he’d take less to stay, and that could be considered a discount.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

When a player, any player, says it's not about the money

it is code for “it’s about the money”.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 22, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's always about the money

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

i agree that he wants to get as much as he can from the cardinals

but those last three words are key.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

he wants lots-o-money for sure, but i do believe him when he says he wants to stay here.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 22, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

because you listen to him with your heart, and not with your ears

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

i thought she only listened to boog with her heart?

otherwise, that’d be cheating.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not cheating

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

my heart plays the field.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 22, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

careful, you don't want to get a bad reputation

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think it's ok to lust in your heart

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

jimmy carter did

and said so, back in those innocent days when that was a shocking revelation.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you have a Swaggart/Carter mix-up

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 23, 2010 6:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 23, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

my bad I still have Swaggart/Baker's crocodile tears burned into

my retinas, seriously what is with guys named Jim?

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 23, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

they've been a problem my whole life

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 24, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I met jimmy carter when I was like 5 years old

that was pretty cool, I’ve actually met a President!

Allen Craig > Nick Stavinoha

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 24, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

we've met both the Bush's & Slick Willie

plus all the vp’s. had a chance to meet big o, but declined.

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 24, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now if only your lady friends

had the opportunity to meet the big o more often you would really have something cooking…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 25, 2010 5:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Twins are definately lucky that they got him signed before the Cards extended Pujols.

Just think how much more they could have had to pay if Pujols inked $28mil+. Good news for us I think

by stxcardsfan on Mar 21, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know

i think they are pretty independent events. the only similarity i see is both being no-brainers to happen.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

I like this news!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

POWER OF MINNESOTA

they brought their hotdish to the table

TAKE NOTE, ST. LOUIS.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moar Pie?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 21, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that original thread still cracks me up

I think we were all talking about the smelliest part of the STL area.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

July was a good month.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 21, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

good thing the yankee's saved all that money

by not signing Holliday last off season. That is a good starting point for Pujols. Just need to be that by a mil or so a year.

by Evilfrog on Mar 21, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think he's talking about pujols to ny

anyway, seems the yanks will sign crawford

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, well crawford or werth seem to be the top two candidates.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yankee's weren't players for Holliday this year

Because next year’s FA looked to be better. So they were keeping some dry powder. I am really glad that Mauer didn’t end up with the Yankees. This is a mid market team setting the value for a superstar. Hopefully Pujols can follow suit.

by Evilfrog on Mar 21, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

twinkietown

http://www.twinkietown.com/2010/3/21/1383986/twins-sign-joe-mauer-8-years-184

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh My Gob

they have more Mark Mulder news over at MLBTradeRumors

are we gonna have to put down Mulder to end this kind of news?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

no, he'll just be like Tupac

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

Ottavino is a darkhorse for a ML bullpen spot? Tony really likes him it seems

still think i’d most like garcia as our 5th starter and k-mac in the pen

or just trading lugo and stav infection for matt cain

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 21, 2010 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, I like ottavino as a reliever long term

but 2010 seems a little sudden since he’s yet to show he can strike a lot of batters out or avoid walking them. Not sure I can see a scenario where he should make the pen ahead of Salas, at least at first.

by DanUpBaby on Mar 21, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he still has walked 5 in 8+ innings this spring

that’s more than a Boggs-ish level (or maybe not, but still…)

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree with this

bullpen depth is so important, its good to have guys with upside to call up from the minors rather than kelvin jiminez

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 21, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

But why wouldn’t he make the pen ahead of Hawksworth if K-Mac ends up being the fifth starter?

Also, and this is the bigger question, do you put Ottavino in the bullpen at Memphis or does he go back to starting if demoted?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He should start

until he has absolutely proven that he can’t do it.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 22, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

and that being a general rule, i'm not getting this if it happens

but they did move jess todd to the pen after he was our pitcher of the year as a starter, didn’t they?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

a move I didn’t like at the time, either. I really thought the Injuns would move him back into a starting gig when they acquired him, though it doesn’t look like they will now…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 23, 2010 6:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

anyone want to guess if the deal is deferred and back-loaded?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 6:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

It's not

$23M per season for 8 years…

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that was just an average.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The couple places I've read about it

It seems like that’s the terms of the actual deal.

I think it actually makes more sense for the Twins to do it that way, even though it seems to defy conventional wisdom. For one thing, they’ve got to figure the new stadium is going to provide them with a lot of additional revenue for at least the first 2-3 years of the contract, which allows them to make the middle to late years of the contract cheap by comparison to a back loaded contract.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 21, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happened in the game?

went to bed at like 7:30am, good party

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

oh heh

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

it looks like the Penny pitch f/x was also rained out

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's almost to the point

Where I say “screw it” and learn pitch f/x to write my own Brad Penny post.

by purple_haze on Mar 21, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

there ya go

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

if i knew how to do it I would do one on McClellan also. don’t you need to have a subscription to some kind of service to get the info?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeh

just throw the data out there, then we can all analyze it together

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmm

spreadsheet

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is an impressive spreadsheet

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

it boggles the mind

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what she said

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ur doin it rong

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's OK

she’s an accountant.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 21, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

but that is what she said when we had the rotisserie baseball game laid out on my bed

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

real dolls don't talk bro

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I just watched a bunch of 30 sec hamburger commercials

in order to watch some 15 sec Cardinals commercials.

I hate you, mlb.com.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 21, 2010 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah we were complaining about that the other night...

if anything it makes me not want to buy that product out of spite

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart

by muidomi84 on Mar 21, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

firefox ad block for the win!

fuck off mlb

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like spring training is just starting

tomorrow a lineup including Holliday, Penny, Albert Pujols, Skip Schumaker, Brendan Ryan and Colby Rasmus will be playing. sweet. Holliday’s intercostal is better now.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

that's just what they're telling us

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, we don't want to hear about the girdle he'll be wearing

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is good to hear

Holliday likes being a Cardinal
http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=7192321&c_id=stl

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's good, since he doesn't really have a choice

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

the deal is done, Matt

now hit that baseball

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

what’s he supposed to say? “to tell you the truth, this fucking sucks guys, but i’m stuck here, so…”

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

if he halfassed for that many years

he’d end up a halfass.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

we didn't ask you if you liked it!

now: dingers!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

jackadongday

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hollidong?

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hollidinger?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Matt Holliday,

Please hit baseballs really really hard.

Thanks,
Cardinals Nation.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 22, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Larussa says McClellan situation will be cleared up before next Sunday, maybe before, but no longer than, a week from today

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100321&content_id=8859770&vkey=news_stl&fext=.jsp&c_id=stl&partnerId=rss_stl

also, (sorry if this has been linked already) Ottavino seems to be liked for a bullpen spot by the headline if McClellan is 5th starter material… article also hints at Salas or potential trade acquisition. also I guess we were right about assuming Hawksworth is in the ’pen

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

whoa nelly

potential trade acquisition?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe stavino and lugo are going somewhere?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm thinking lugo has no value on the DL

and I like new!Lugo.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's back soon, right?

yeah, I think he has value as a pinch hitter/runner if nothing else.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not

Leach has no news, but he is concerned.

Julio Lugo, who is recuperating from a groin strain, is not in either lineup for tomorrow. I hope to update his condition tomorrow morning, but this does seem to be a little further behind than they initially hoped.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is probably not going to happen

but I wonder if they would just cut him since they are not paying for him, if the situation arises where they can’t decide who to send back to Memphis. say like if Mather, Craig, and Gotay are all on fire at the end of spring training, what would they do? also this article makes it seem possible that they would only take 12 pitchers.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not convinced by Gotay

but the danger of Stavino is constant….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh I'm not either

but his walk rate is very nice, and he got bonus points for that game winning home run

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was easy because there were no baserunning skills involved....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

so his baserunning is thurston-esque?

he’s better at defense than thursty, though, right?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

haven't seen him enough, tbh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I have no idea about the guy really, other than he has a sabertastic obp

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

he played baseball with Yadi when they were younger

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's pretty cool!

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

they keep saying the league and I keep missing it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

he said conceivable

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like how he worded this part:

“Tomorrow is two weeks left, right? So you start narrowing down, if you can, what the possibilities are. … By next Sunday, you have to, I think, pick somebody. Maybe before next Sunday. But no longer than next Sunday.”

wat

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he just says this stuff and then goes into the clubhouse and giggles

Because he knows some poor bastard is going to have to waste their time transcribing it.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 21, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Shatner version

left, right, narrow down, if possible, possibilities. by next Sunday, I think it mandatory, to pick someone, maybe before. but no longer.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

addiction is a terrible thing

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

JUST IN CASE you had better things to watch

they’re going to air the Tiger thing again.

and we’ll air it again as a courtesy JUST IN CASE you didn’t catch it the first time because it’s five minutes and we can launch a 24-hour channel repeating it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Poll:

Does anybody give a shit about Tiger?

by vivaelpujols on Mar 21, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

tiger who?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

animorph

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tiger Soze

I don’t even think he’s real.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 21, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Esquire had an article about John Daly this month

It was far more interesting than who Tiger’s schtupping.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 21, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enjoy

http://foodcourtlunch.com/?p=2659

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not right

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite by far was
In about a month. That’s why it’s called the "Jelly of the Month".

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not reading all th...

well maybe just this one time

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope, still not doing it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

his canines are really sharp.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a formidable hunter

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally OT: but Chitown, did I miss the Yahoo league draft?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

you did not

I’ve been getting really antsy about it, but it’s still not until the 30th, next tuesday night. hopefully the DanUp league will not be that night (hint hint)

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks, I better prep for my first ever draft then

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

wha??

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's pretty easy dude

it’s not even an auction one. what’s your team name again?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't you dare bring up auction drafts, that espn one was a nightmare for me

I’m already gearing up for next year thanks to the keeper league.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

what was so bad about it?

was it just weird? that was my first auction draft. was I too aggressive in my bidding lol

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I too was too aggressive, it was fun but I could have done much better.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

well since we only have 6 players to bring year to year

I’m pretty happy. I have a nice core of players, and I can always drop one of my big contracts, right? like if Utley gets injury prone?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi'sGoldenArm, or something like that

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 21, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah cool

I’d like to start to remember who’s on what team. I think next season I may move it to espn since they have a few extra options/stat categories. yahoo is a really good beginner one though

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm on that team.

the avengers. i’m getting excited about it.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 22, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

scott baio told me the draft is quick, it's easy, and it's the law.

/will feel really old if I am the only one who recalls mid-80’s selective service commercials.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 9:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was born in the mid-80s

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

such a weeee baby

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm 25

I’d say 25 is probably the median VEB commenter age

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless they give weight to number of comments

then I have raised the average quite a bit

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

the weight of my lawn

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

how old are ya?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

older than Cody

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone is older than me, except zoomzoom.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

f'n zoomzoom

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

you didn't answer the question

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

he must be 32

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yadi's younger than us,

we think he & film are both around 27

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was sort of surprised by this

but 30s > 20s

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

less than 34?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 21, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

33?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

warmer...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 21, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

29?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

warmer...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 21, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

26?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

colder...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 21, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

27?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good job chief

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 22, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeas!!!

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would've guessed the median was ~30.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

27.8

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Median or mean?

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was told there would be no math

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i think first there should be a poll

to determine if we need such fanpost.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

we were told there would be no poll

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

polls are like grounders

very democratic

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless there's ballot stuffing(vexed)

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i stuffed for...was it regalia - the espn radio song?

when do we find out about vexed?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

still waiting. not sure

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Said winners will be contacted in the next couple weeks.

Been checkin’ email and spambox regularly.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 22, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

this isn't a democracy anymore

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you planting a flag or something?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only if your mom is involved...

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 22, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

never say that to ozzie guillen, btw

he will flat-out kill you.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I smell the pungent, acrid odor of a possible political reference

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh not at all

we weren’t thinking of that. just trying to make a joke about our robot overlord

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did too

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 22, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

see above

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

F'ING SBN

uggggh

we’re not going anywhere near politics here anymore. ever,evar again

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was just checkin

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Dunn?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 22, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

not you too

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't feel sorry, I remember being 16 and listening to the Selective Service draft

numbers being announced by date of birth on the radio during the Vietnam War. The war ended the next year.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 22, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

charles in charge

of our days and our nights…

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 22, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

can we get a ban here?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 22, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

we can't ban girls

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

mwahahaha

i want charles in charge of me.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 22, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

must,,,resist,,,urge,,,to,,,comment,,,,

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

gdm's first name is Charles

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 22, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah

The g must be silent

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 22, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not silent when we're in the throws of passion

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

How would you know?

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 22, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's who we imagine them in our dreams

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

not related but i was going through BCB today

and i decided to join one of their leagues. i’m hoping to wait till the season starts before letting them know i’m not one of them.

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart

by muidomi84 on Mar 21, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm the last person in

and the league has been going for 3 years now

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart

by muidomi84 on Mar 21, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehehehe

I hope you win… by a lot.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 22, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've been in leagues with cubs fans

and its awesome because they refuse to draft cardinals. so they’ll draft d lee over pujols out of principal

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 22, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha that's how I got ramirez for half his value in the espn auction.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hehehehehe

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 22, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's funny how fantasy baseball affects your view on players

For instance, I used to hate Kevin Youkilis. I don’t know what it was, the fact that he played for the Red Sox or that he looked like a huge lumbering oaf with his hands spread apart in the batters box, but I hated him. Then I got him on a fantasy team and he started wrecking fools. So I kinda like him now.

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 22, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude, I really don't like the guy

but playing fantasy baseball has made me realize he is really, really good

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

we really, really, really, really, hate the yuker

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah

I think part of the reason Holliday was such a favourite of mine before we traded for him is that he is/was such an awesome fantasy player (esp. when he was in Colorado).

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Mar 22, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

make up your mind, Jimmy.....

http://www.jsonline.com/sports/brewers/88740522.html

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

he wouldn't be having that problem if he was a Cardinal

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can't believe that not knowing if you even want to be there

wouldn’t affect your performance.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

uhoh

that’s Favre-esque, Jimbo

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

this smacks of gamesmanship

Just a “if I don’t get a commitment to substantial playing time, I’ll take my ball and go home” article. He’s reminding the brewers and the fans that he doesn’t just have to take a 5th OF slot if they offer it to him.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 21, 2010 10:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

DFR is done and it's 8 pm

Time for some Redbull and UFC on Versus! Jon “Bones” Jones for the win!

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 21, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

UFC... ugh

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 21, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I am not a fan. but then again, basically all I like is plateball and handegg. basketsphere every once in a while.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like clubball (/fairwayball/greenball)

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like playing grassstick

but not watching it

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never seen it...

has it filled the gap left by boxing, or is it something entirely different?

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Mar 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember I used to watch UFC when it came out in the early 90s

and people used to think it was very barbaric. then I stopped watching it cuz it was kinda boring, the fights were usually over pretty fast, and chute fighting and brazilian jiujitsu experts usually won back then. then at some point it was almost made illegal, then all the sudden in the last few years everyone and their mom is watching it.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have this fuzzy memory...

of a Brazilian guy that would lock on to his opponent like a boa. He would generally take a pounding and appear to be losing, but inevitably he would win. I don’t even know if that was UFC…

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Mar 21, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royce Gracie?

I think that’s who I am thinking of. it’s a very effective fighting style. if you ever have to get in a fight, if you just defend as much as possible, try to use their offense against them, and then wrap them up with your arms and legs it’s pretty hard to get out of that lock. it was probably something slightly different back then.

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup I was just about to post...

the internets is a wonderful thing. Looking at Youtube he’s more active than I remember, but still quite impressive. As for replicating this, I suspect one has to practice for a very long time to do it well.

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Mar 21, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

you have to be able to at least take a few punches, most people would be out even if they were blocking those guys

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

In a one on one street fight, jiu jitsu is pretty much the most effective thing you are going to come up with. You can train it for an hour and submit someone a lot stronger than you who hasn’t had that hour, which is most people. It’s not nearly as “cool” as knocking someone out, but you can very easily break someone’s arm or choke them out without that much training assuming the other person hasn’t had much either.

In the UFC at the highest level, bottom position jits being used as offense is basically dead at this point as everyone has spent enough time to learn submission defense, and defending submissions seems to be a lot easier to learn than offense. The current trend is for dominant wrestlers who can just take anyone down at will and pound on them. But the best standup fighters in the world don’t really go to the UFC because they can make a lot more money in boxing so who knows.

I find it intriguing because there are so many ways for a fight to go.

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by joker24 on Mar 21, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's why I like jiu jitsu best

it’s not flashy at all and it makes the other guy look bad, since you are just doing defense, and if you can wrap their arms around them and get your legs around them you can just squeeze them until they tap out, since they would have trouble breathing and it’s hard to get out of a lock with 4 limbs.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

basically it's all about staying in until you can wrap them up

the opponent gets tired after going on the offensive too, so you have more energy if you can not get knocked out

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know this girl that's great at that

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you been grappling the ladies, cardball?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that what they call it now?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't fight back

then she gets serious

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by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, you can't break arms easily

even trying to do it, you can’t do it. Not enough leverage. Same with dislocating shoulders, etc. I wrestled through college, D-I, won a lot more than I lost, finished at 190 lbs, and there were a couple of times I was antagonized enough (or desperate enough, and in position) to want to do those things, and you just can’t. Even in the perfect position, the human body is incredibly resilient; non-augmented human muscles just aren’t strong enough to break it, even at the highest level. Breaking bones or tearing muscles/tendons is almost always a result of altitude (a bad lift) coupled with falling grace failure on the part of the lifted.

OTOH, it’s pretty trivial (and a fun party trick) to make an untrained person pass out in about 45 seconds, with the right throat pressure in the right place. Forget tapping out, they just go bottoms-up, wake up 30 minutes later, and wonder wtf just happened.

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by SleepyCA on Mar 22, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

careful

I had a buddy in high school who joined the police force and was taught some holds. It’s all fun until the person wakes up with brain damage. He’s no longer police.

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 22, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I watch a little boxing too

but I find most boxing to be too staged at this point. Not to mention that the pace of boxing is absurdly slow.

The UFC has a more authoritarian approach to setting up their fights. It’s really evolved beyond what it was 15 years ago. There’s some crazy athletes in the UFC right now. It’s not for everyone but I love it. Unfortunately, I don’t really know anyone else who enjoys it so I’m left to watch most of the live events by myself.

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by azruavatar on Mar 21, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoy the big fights in boxing

A few of my buddies and I bought the pay-per-view for Manny Pacquiao-Ricky Hatton in anticipation of an awesome fight. We were all pulling for Hatton, hoping he would steal the fight in the later rounds. About halfway through the first round, we were all just hoping he’d make it through the first round. He got his ass stomped in that fight.

I haven’t gotten too into UFC. I did watch a Rampage Jackson fight on Beale in Memphis, everyone was pulling for Rampage, it was awesome.

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched Pacquiao-Hatton

and Mayweather-Marquez. The Pacquiao-Clottey fight was unbelievably bad and is a big part of why I like MMA. When the rules allow someone to turtle up like Clottey (which I still think was the right gameplan for him) did for 12 rounds and Pacquiao basically has no recourse, it’s dumb. Someone does that in MMA and they’re going to get kicked in the legs or slammed to the ground.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 21, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's surprising

I know a lot of people that watch it

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bones Jones is the best nickname in the game

He’s also crazy exciting.

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by joker24 on Mar 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

erroneous.

Keith “the Dean of Mean” Jardine.

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by IHeartBoog on Mar 22, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

for best nickname, anyway.

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by IHeartBoog on Mar 22, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

See I can't get past the fact that he sucks

He isn’t the “Dean of Mean” so it doesn’t work.

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by joker24 on Mar 22, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 22, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Makes me want to drink some nerve tonic.

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by tgreenfield on Mar 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting thingie I just found:
``Virtually all the writers on the staff are rotisserie league junkies,‘’
    says Simpsons creator Matt Groening. (This explains why—-since fielding
    doesn’t count in Rotisserie baseball—-Boggs is drawn with a glove on his
    right hand. The real Boggs throws right handed.) Last spring, in an
    overt act of collusion, the writers conspired to create the ultimate
    Rotisserie team and write a show around it, using the actual major league
    players to provide voice-overs."

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by mattybobo on Mar 21, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a bit weird if that something came after the seventh season.

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by hazel on Mar 22, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling most of the people on here would rather have Salas than Ottavino for the bullpen

thoughts?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ottavino has a chance to be a starter.

So having him in the BP seems counterproductive. I’d rather see Adam at Memphis for a season so he can continue to replicate his delivery.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 21, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like they may want to convert him to reliever though

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah heh

I think I killed half my brain cells this week

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like a good week

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by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

many beverages were consumed, and I got a taste for Blanton’s now.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

just hope blanton doesn't get a taste for you

i know one of his best buddies – they used to be roommates, and apparently the big fellas eating is legendary.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

sixly, Blanton’s is some smooth stuff, single malt!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless it's decided he will never be a big-league starter

i say keep him otta the pen.

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by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'd rather have Salas anyway

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really don't know enough about him

sounds like it could work though.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

although I'm hoping for Garcia in the rotation

so I’m not sure if either Ottavino or Salas will make it

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

the guy has walked more than four per nine since A- ball

he walked 5/9 just last year, I don’t see it working out.

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by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this would be more pertinent

especially since dunc himself took an interest at that point.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 21, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

those nine losses covered 16 starts.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and it was 3.61BB/9 and that was only over 64 innings.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Like I said, SSS.

But his delivery has looked pretty good this spring. So has his stuff. I’m not ready to give up on him.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 22, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm really surprised dunc would be

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice

I actually got to see some pf/x today

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

i watched him pitch in the wbc

and he looked good, as this linked pitch f/x attests. he’s looked just as good in spring training. ok, somewhere in-between something went wrong, but i didn’t know about the food poisoning and loss of 30 lbs. we know how much weight loss affected colby last year, or at least it seems we know.

also, did not know that futureredbirds was almost nevermore. i check it out daily, and amaury marti cazano was 2-4 for memphis.

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by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot about that.

Looking back, Ottavino’s stuff looks really sick. Very similar to Rich Harden.

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by hazel on Mar 22, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

we're wondering about the starts after those first 16

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like Salas in a post-Frankie world.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 21, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, are we ever going to come to a consensus on the tag line?

Maybe we should take the most recced items on the page, and throw up a poll on the main thread. Sound good?

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by Taskmaster on Mar 21, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

man

I have no idea what to do with that spreadsheet about penny… can it be somehow fed into a google doc, and plotted to some kind of graphic? all I found out was that his average pitch speed is 87mph since 2007, but that’s not even useful information

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 21, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe fangraphs could have told you that.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 21, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waiting for a smug VEP comment...........

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 22, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

he doesn't have the time for that

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

priorities, he's got em

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good answer

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 22, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

A little bit, it's been awhile since I've used it

What are you trying to do?

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 22, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

Don’t know anything about it, but I could probably help you with the code

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 22, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are those?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

what's a gdm?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

what's a penny pitch f/x?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm picturing Ralph Wiggum asking these two questions back to back

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 22, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

with a order of fries in his gun holster & burger in each hand

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by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

wha???

that’s the dad, f’n gdm

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ralph wiggum

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

all we saw was the name wiggum

sorry, not really on our A game

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by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

We forgive you.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

danka

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by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of morgan ensberg

he’s drawn the ire of bcb – fanpost about him “defending milton bradley”

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

of course they did.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 22, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

well this means we have to adopt him for sure, huh?

behave yourself, cody.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 22, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what you're talking about.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i think he means he'd like you to use his screen name from now on

when you’re making a foo out of vep

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by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh that's right, it's us that want that

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by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Amaury Marti Cazana

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 22, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

he should tweet

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

he could not be contained in 140 characters

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 22, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

but he wouldn't have to be

there are no limits

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by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

milton bradley = satan

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

and what about Elijah duke?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 22, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dukes has been banished to FA purgatory

for the nonce.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 22, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well I mean seriously.

That is a line you don’t cross. You can;t defend that man! He can’t even count to three!

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 22, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking if we put pitch f/x into BoogTV

you’ll get it immediately. with a Ring Pop.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 22, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't really look like anything we'd be interested in seeing

can’t stand leo at all

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by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

you and your imaginary friend?

or are you speaking for veb as a whole?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 22, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

the royal we

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 22, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

matty had no idea what he started did he?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh another meme

without knowing the context, i’m gonna go ahead and say that the referring to yourself as ‘we’ meme is about as cool as the ‘lopex’ meme

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 22, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not a meme

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by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm confused

i thought lopex was a nickname, in lieu of that floppy thing that was simply flop in dc, with negative connotations.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 22, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno

my take was someone made a typo and everyone repeated it because it was so hilarious

does it actually mean something?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 22, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's a lot of turning on ourselves today...

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by ducttape16 on Mar 22, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

shut the fuck up, tape!

okay, i’m probably just being grumpy. i’m gunta bed

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 22, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

....

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

and yet, not one person was aroused

how sad

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Moo Juice and Cookies...

…will turn off your Grumpinator.

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 22, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

were lactose intolerant & already had our fill of cookies for the day

but thanks for the idea

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by gdm426 on Mar 22, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up