Friday Night Overmaflow
Wow, it's been a while since we've had to do this on a Friday in march
but it had to be done. use this as you're late evening, late night thread. all topics are on the table. be it the tantalizing Joey Bombs & his goofy side kick Boog. or the man, the myth, the legend, Amaury Cazana Marti, or the NCAA March Madness. as usual, dating advise, movie picks, TV shows & recipes are always welcome. come on in VEB, the overflow waters are juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust fine.
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i think VEB is trying to tell us something,,,,
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
those people over there
are still mostly newbies, they don’t have the overflowin’ understood yet
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 19, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
no, we're just cooler.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 19, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Obviously.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Mar 19, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
we hate newbies
except for JD
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 19, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
But..but..
Just as I was getting ready to post….Remember when this blog used to be about baseball not about gdm hating on newbies…..
(Insert Your Own Joke)
by AWolfAtTheDoor on Mar 19, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
gdm was a newbie once
he’s been there, done that & knows what its all about. he’s been through the hazing & the stupid comments & the trying to hard to impress everyone. so don’t take his hating personally, take it as an old dog just trying to speed up the process of newbies not sucking so hard
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
who you talking about?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
so let me understand this...
you’re still a newbie?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I was doing my best three months ago impression. How was it?
I’m ready for the stupid comments, posturing, and Opening Day. I’ve missed VEB!a
(Insert Your Own Joke)
by AWolfAtTheDoor on Mar 19, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I got hazed pretty bad because I was stubborn
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 19, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I skipped the hazing.
I think it’s because you’re all sexist. I seem to avoid it everywhere on here.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Mar 19, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
gentlemen
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Or that. :)
Except that at a lot of places hazing turns into flirting. And on DRays Bay I even got asked out.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Mar 19, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
like i said, be careful driving down there
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
we're just a good bunch of dudes (and ladies)
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
First off, what were you doing on DRays Bay?
Second of all, you haven’t been asked out here…….yet
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 20, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
They were discussing a trade with the Indians that was crazy or something.
So LGT all went over there and told them it was crazy.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Mar 20, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Basically.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
I'm picturing a West Side Story scene here
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 20, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
i was thinking the same thing
jets… sharks… the way disputes were meant to be solved
That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart
There's even an intergang... romance?
I don’t know if you can call it that when one party was a little bit creeped out by the other’s advances.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Mar 21, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
if it makes you feel any better
I hated you too
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 20, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Thanks mattyfrommo.
I can always count on you.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Mar 20, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Bravo!
bravo, bravo
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 19, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
That article needs a bit more editing,
but a good story.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
so wtf is up with mlb.com's video?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
still not working for you?
it’s working correctly for me and I’m on omniweb, so if more than five people use your browser there shouldn’t be a problem.
opened new iron & IE browers & still no video
will try restarting firefox
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
It's worked for me.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Mar 19, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
nothing played till ad block was disabled
even after a restart of the computer, not just the browsers. that’s not cool. not cool at all
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I'm not sure whether that was intentional or not but I think that'll happen more and more often in the future
there was an interesting debate the other day on Ars Technica about the ethics of adblocking; it began when they blocked the page content for a day for anyone with adblock enabled.
people flip channels
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
what i'm saying is, off the cuff, it won't work
internet might become cable
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
the ars technica position on that
and I don’t know whether it’s correct or not, is that internet advertisers have far more precise metrics, and are better able and more likely to tailor their dollars based on who can really see the ads.
i envision different packages
like cable
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
here's my take
until ad blocking is illegal, they should make themselves a pay site or quit whining about it. but their content isn’t impressive enough to make themselves a pay site. I don’t know who the hell clicks on all those internet ads anyway, and if you are using adblocker you are going to either ignore the ads or be angered by them, thus giving negative impressions to your company
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
i don't mind most of the "print" ads you see online and unfortunately those are the ones that get blocked.
however i do mind when they expand in size or “get in your way” so that they accidentally get clicked on, or conveniently cover what you are trying to view until you click the close or minimize button which then opens the ad in a new tab or window….
That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart
yeah, like logging on to veb
when i had to switch to ie from firefox to watch the video
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
like on this website
sometimes the ad tries to block the login! and they complain about ad blockers!
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
That's exactly how I feel.
I turned off Adblock today and on VEB I rolled over a Jack-in-the-Box ad which then unfurled and stayed that way until I x’d out of it. Now, SBNation has had more intrusive ads in the past, but I still find those ads incredibly annoying. At home I can mute TV ads. How do I mute these obnoxious ads without blocking them entirely?
STAB STAB STAB
i'll sit through commercials on TV but i hate them on the internet.
don’t know why, that’s just the way i am. if i’m watching something on hulu i will go so far as to vote “dislike” for all 30 second ads and “like” for all the shorter ones.
That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart
I don't mind internet print ads
on respectable sites such as this one (hi guys in the sbn) but yeah, having to watch thirty second ads to see ten seconds of game footage, like on MLB Video, is a bit much.
And it's always the same damn ad.
Do you know how many Marines ads I saw last season?
STAB STAB STAB
i am trying to decide if the marines are lucky or not that you didn't enlist.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 20, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the marines give out special knives, no?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 20, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw an awesome bumper sticker for the Marines one time
It said “Marines: When it absolutely, positively, has to be destroyed overnight”
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 20, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
that's more of an air force thing, actually.
huah.
The marines are the guys you call when you want something brought back, or someone captured, or something protected.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
That's just what the bumper sticker said
I laughed
My dad said the Marines were the bullet soakers for the Army (you can guess what service he was in)
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
online adds are the worst, like the ones on cbs mmod
they won’t let you do anything while 2 or 3 adds are running & you end up missing big plays in games if they start running those adds. we missed a couple late second shots because of those stupid things, and that’s not cool. not cool at all
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i haven't checked out any of the basketball coverage
but what i hate about cbs it that they usually won’t rotate their ads. its bad enough to have to watch some of those commercials, but its 100 times worse when you have to watch the same ad over and over again… i think i can quote the sprint ad about tom and his restrictive calling circle
That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em. ~Humphrey Bogart
if we see one more census ad, or hp ad or iron man 2 ad,
there will be hell to pay. the worst is they kick on when the game you’re watching goes to commercial. so you can’t switch between late games that take quick TO’s because of those stupid ad’s that start running. it’s bullshit. they already have an ad’s that runs every time you switch a game, they should not prevent you from switching a game just because it’s in a “traditional” TV commercial break
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I have been rarely watching tv lately
and there are not many advertisements in my neighborhood, it is very refreshing to live in a reality with few advertisements
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
i don't even have a tv here
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
open up two windows
with both games going. Have the MD-Houston and Cal-Louisville games going on my 5 yr old laptop. The audio is tough to follow though.
the vidoe skips & the audio doesn't link up when that's done
we already tried having multiple windows open & you end up not seeing anything
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
what's the md score? watching the other.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
good. i like their coach. he is very underrated.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
gary williams? are you f'ing kidding me?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
you don't like him?
he does a lot with a little. he won a f’in national championship. just now he has the best player he’s ever had at maryland. he would coach roy williams under the table.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
he's a big time jerk & a douche, but a good coach
and he’s not underrated at all. that was the genesis of our f’ing kidding me comment.
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
oh, i just never hear him talked about
glad he gets some love – he deserves it. (as a coach – the other stuff i don’t know about)
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
if you're ever bored to death,
look up what went down when he left osu for maryland. and you’ll probably find some stuff about how he recruits & how he treats other schools & their coaches. i’m sure it’s normal behavior for coaches, but you don’t hear that about all of them. he’s one of the most respected coaches in the game, but he’s not a very nice guy.
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
he doesn't get the big recruits
kind of a bobby knight lite to me
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
to be fair
you of all people should know that one will do anything he has to do to get out of Ohio
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 20, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
oooo
I was totally into that debate
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 19, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel conflicted about blocking ads.
On the one hand, it will, in the long run, undermine my internet experience. But, as the Ars Technica editor mentions, it’s really up to advertisers to create an advertising form that will be effective (if ads are, in fact, effective) and that people won’t want to block.
STAB STAB STAB
I think they are effective up until a point
but ultimately it is putting out a good product that is most effective…. I think advertisements help to get off the ground though
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I do a bit of casual gaming
and the ads pop up while the game is loading, so it’s not even that obtrusive.
my biggest problem with MLB ads is they’re longer than the clips, 90% of the time.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 20, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, if they could calibrate it
i’ll wait out a 30-second ad for a 2-3 minute clip even, but not vice versa.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
that's why the interwebs, like tv, will soon become suffused with in-content advertisement.
now, i could really go for a refreshing Dr. Pepper™ !
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 20, 2010 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i wouldn't mind that
subliminally, cleverly done
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
that Dr. Pepper™
will go down great when I’m choosing up sides for my CBSSports.com Commissioner Fantasy League™.
Wait…
by DanUpBaby on Mar 20, 2010 7:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
calling it now
Marti wins the world series on a pinch hit grand slam that explodes the sun
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 19, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
he wouldn't be able to help it
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 19, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
or with his mind
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 19, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
oh wait, that would be the 2012 world series
in game 7 of course
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 19, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
apocalypse clause?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 19, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, he was there
when the aztec calender was created.
by stxcardsfan on Mar 19, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no doubt that this is true
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 19, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
did the aztecs know apu would be a free agent?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
mayans, i mean
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Mo knew
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 19, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
mo knows all
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
So by 2012 they extend the season into December?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 19, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
the calendar was slightly off
unless there are devastating earthquakes and tsunamis that postpone the world series until then
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 19, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
that would be an incredible first-ever MLB PA
Amauri Cazana, age-38, wins the 2012 world series with a pinch-hit grand slam, preventing the apocalypse long predicted by the mayan astronomers.
Cazana immediately retired after the game, and was elected unanimously into the BBWAA Hall of fame, becoming the first HOF member with zero official at-bats.
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
by SleepyCA on Mar 20, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
posted
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/3/20/1381943/mil-sites-cardinals-online
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yeah, i saw that. thanks.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
there's an online backup service
the weird thing is you need this funny suit and helmet as well as a thermal detonator to get your data back.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 20, 2010 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
what kind of scum do you have to be to need that kind of backup service?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 20, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
craig do anything of note besides homer off strasburg?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you just cracked me up
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
i try
hope i don’t offend gdm, though
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you'll be far more successful if you stop worring about who you are, or are not offending
just let it rip & let the chips fall where they may
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
oh i'm not worried, just respectful
i stand up when women enter the room
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
so. infield defense.
who’s worried?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you just wait for boog to come back
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I am
I would have extended my ST sabbatical if Boog had come back earlier.
instead there was surprise wrist surgery, so I’m burning off my impatience on VEB.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
don't you love the surprise spring training surgeries
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
they are the gift that keeps on giving
just like the herp
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
seems our whole pitching concept is built around the idea of a boog
so to me he’s a part of the pitching staff, but more important than who’s #5
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
the run saver
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Johnny Lee Hoffpauir
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'm just shocked by the idea
that JH somehow had 14 HR in AAA last year, while spending at least part of the season in STL. How did he do that?
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers
he's The Hoff
did you have to ask
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
all he had to do, was flip the switch

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
by gdm426 on Mar 20, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kinda related...

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 21, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
close up shot

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
by gdm426 on Mar 21, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It does seem to be our evil plan, though.
- Recruit good middle infielders for cheap.
- Save money with groundball pitchers.
- Pay the rest to one to three transcendent players.
- ???
- Profit.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that's how we roll
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm down with that roll
i just don’t want greene to be considered boog lite, which i believe he is
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I really don't want stavino or green t on the team
bad aftertaste from last year
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
i just got the weirdest email, i can't decide if it's legit or not
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I got a really weird one from geek 2 geek online dating service
really, really weird girl in portland. even too weird for me
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
it's from someone claiming to be a new guy here
but they haven’t been approved to post yet
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
huh
that’s pretty odd dude
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, i'm thinking of sending it to the robot
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
careful
they are probably watching
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
do you want to read it? it's kind of funny
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
why not
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
they might be the washington nationals
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
give him the link, yadi2
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
or the yankees
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions
boom
http://econtricks.blogspot.com/2010/03/washington-nationals-are-spying-on-me.html
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
twitter dramaz on the south side
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I'm speechless
that’s just retarded all around
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
dude probably shouldn’t have been talking shit about his employer, but on the flipside, who gives a shit about tweets? unless there’s a link to back it up, it’s just conjecture
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions
i bet anything this kid was talking shit all over
he’s a punk.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
wouldn't surprise me
I’ve always found it odd that Ozzie was pretty quiet as a ballplayer (at least that was my impression) but when he became manager he became kind of a freak. he seems to be a pretty good manager though
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
no kidding. why would the white sox care? it's just stupid
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
plus they should know that they are just stirring up controversy
Ozzie is just going to get fumed up by it. I guess that could be a good thing though.
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions
that's why I have started to like him
I was extremely annoyed by him at first, but he kinda grows on you
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions
a lot of his stuff cracks me up, but sometimes i really do think he need
a swift kick in the ass
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I like it when he's the most nonsensical though, it's pretty funny
and I think he gets his players to try harder, who knows what kind of effect that really is though
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions
major
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
unquantifiable
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions
true, but still major
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I think that's probably true
gotta motivate the troops
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions
sox employed him
on a low level, as a favor – kid has nerve bad-mouthing them. should have fired him and made ozzie take parenting classes.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
they should also assume the crazy apple doesn't fall far from the crazy tree
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
the kid was basically a janitor
c’mon, they didn’t expect him to get crazy.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
ozzie didn't get nuts
until he was in position to do so. as chitown said, he was a player akin vocally to omar vizquel.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i believe that ozzie was just hiding his nuts
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 20, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
i was following the son when he played in the minors
couldn’t hit his way out of a paper bag, and if you want to talk about nepotism…does this mean chris duncan will be ast. gm?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
does anyone know any way to make the font on deadspin bigger?
for reals, it’s been super tiny for a while now & it’s killing our old eyes to look at it. it’s not that small on any other gawker sites that we’ve looked at, so we can’t figure out why deadspin’s is so small
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
the immortals have awakened
in the depths http://green.yahoo.com/blog/guest_bloggers/26/the-world-s-only-immortal-animal.html
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the boggs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 20, 2010 1:57 AM EDT reply actions
are we going to stop talking about Amaury Marti Cazana any time soon?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he can hear you
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it is a crazy story though
what’s he doing here – did he run into jose oquendo somewhere a la joe thurston? seems tlr and dunc aren’t the only ones who get to implement their pet projects.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it's past 3 am and you're questioning Amaury Marti Cazana
nothing good will come of that
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i would never question amaury marti cazana
NEVER!!
(i know he heard that, so it’s safe to go to the bar now)
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

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