Colby Rasmus and Dues-Paying
Credit where credit's due: Joe Strauss's profile of
Colby Rasmus hits all the right bullet points, and brings us back—unwillingly, really—to a storyline that usually stops trailing this team when it starts winning.
Eyebrows raised when he would be tardy to a hitters' meeting after taking a clubhouse nap. A quick connection was made between his fatigue and off-field habits. He withdrew, sensing, "If I said something, the reaction would make me feel like it was the wrong thing to say. If I said nothing, people wondered if I cared."
"It's not easy being a rookie here," said Ryan, who played 67 games in St. Louis in 2007 and 80 in 2008. "I don't know why it's that way, but it's kind of the way it is."
I'm more inclined to believe something like this when it isn't being talked up in the wake of a disappointing season, or while somebody's on the way out; there's no need to scapegoat anybody on the 2009 Cardinals, the Man Stew to Busch Stadium's Crock Pot, so if nothing else I believe that Colby Rasmus felt isolated by his teammates, who were living different lives than he was.
Past that—I'm not a reporter; I have no way of knowing what these guys are thinking. But it's true that this decade's Cardinals have graduated few players so finally as Rasmus. Ryan himself is a good example of the way their homegrown players have typically ended up in the lineup—a half-season as a surprise injury replacement, a half-season as a forgotten disappointment, and most of a year as the fully formed Veteran Jester of a winning team. So too the two homegrown players Rasmus Wally Pipped; Ankiel was Ankiel, and Chris Duncan didn't get four at-bats in a game in 2006 until the middle of June, when he went on such a tear as to make his service time irrelevant. Yadier Molina began his career more as Cody McKay's replacement than Mike Matheny's, even if the Cardinals' next move was obvious the whole time.
Rasmus didn't begin the season in the starting lineup, though he always seemed like the third-and-a-half outfielder, but to find a Cardinals career that begins even that cleanly, with so little of what Tony La Russa calls "dues-paying", you have to go back to Albert Pujols. (And if Albert Pujols wanted to join my team I'd be happy to pay the dues for him.) Speaking of which, the relevant quote from the article:
However, La Russa disputes the notion of a clubhouse hostile to young players. Asked about Rasmus' discomfort, he cited "rookie dues.""We're less of a dues-paying group than some others," La Russa says. "He didn't have to dress up in a ridiculous costume or something like that."
That's an oblique way of deflecting the criticism, at best—wearing dresses in front of the regional sports guys' cameras is fun and games, "virtual isolation" is not—but it is not in La Russa's Fu Manchu mien to be direct in the face of stories that relate to the team's internal relationships.
Whether the premise of Strauss's story is true or not, it highlights something that's true about La Russa and any other manager—there are tradeoffs for playing a certain way, and assembling a team with a certain character, and some of them will hurt. Scott Rolen couldn't keep playing for the Cardinals; Colby Rasmus had a rough rookie year. As Rasmus says himself, if he had been on a different team he might have had a better rookie year. But when La Russa avoids the real question of the team's environment I think he is avoiding the necessary fact of any managerial philosophy—some players won't thrive if the team is playing like it's "supposed to."
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Props to Strauss
I’m normally lukewarm on his stuff, but IMO that was some real baseball journalism there. It isn’t very often that we get a “look inside” that isn’t awash in manager/player-speak.
Anyway, that whole thing is troubling to me, somehow. Not necessarily for the reasons that Mr. UpBaby points out, although there certainly is that.
For me, and maybe this is just post-Ankiel’s/Greene’s not-so-traumatic stress syndrome, but Colby seems like a very fragile guy. Really fragile.
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
i don't know
if i’m 22, playing in ML for the first team on a team that apparently doesn’t really do well by rookies, and hiding a pregnancy from the one man in my life who you have always turned too, i would probably be really stressed out as well
don’t think he is fragile, just young
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Mar 15, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I agree.
I think he went through a lot of hard stuff all at once last year and was just not really prepared to handle it. I mean how many 22 year olds could handle finding out your girlfriend’s pregnant, hiding it from your parents, being gone all the time, playing Major League baseball, getting sick (which may have been a result of all of this), and not really having a lot of friends you feel like you can talk to. I don’t think he’s fragile at all. I think he’s normal.
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I dont think Colby is fragile
After everything he went through last year, he still was focused and came through in the playoffs. Would our former/alternate center fielder been able to do so well??
I am a little shocked by the amount of information he divulged but perhaps that is just common for him and his family. Anyway, I’m a Colby fan. Not everyone has to be a rock. A little emotion can make things interesting.
That's true.
Maybe I should have said, “I don’t think he’s fragile. I think he’s superhuman.”
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i never thought i’d read the words “real baseball journalism” to describe strauss here at VEB.
it was his typical load of crap. he not so subtly took shots at TLR & Albert, put his own spin on the story & left out a tone of info in order to make the team look bad. he made Colby out to be the victim of mean older players & coaches when in fact it probably wasn’t half that bad. que the unicorns.
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Reading the story
Kind of made me feel like a creep, prying into his personal life.
May he hit and field well so noone’s concerned about what may be going on behind the curtains.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
what's creepy is strauss sat with his arm around Colby the entire time, and his hand on his knee whispering in his ear
“it’s OK Colby. just let it out. Joe’s here to protect you. everything will be OK.”
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by gdm426 on Mar 15, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
i try not to grammar nazi
but when i see someone make the same mistake over and over, i like to correct them for their own sake
qué/que (kay) – spanish word meaning ‘that’ or ‘what.’ accent mark indicates it is part of a question
cue (kyoo) – an action or event that is a signal for somebody to do something
queue (kyoo) – a line of people, vehicles or other objects, in which one at the front end is dealt with first, the one behind is dealt with next, and so on
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For folks that watch Community
Did you see the Pictionary scene in Thursday’s episode?
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by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Watchin' the episode right now, actually
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If you haven't gotten to that scene, it's probably the hardest I've laughed at the show
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by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You can call me the Bootynator from now on
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I'll be back
with booty!
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 15, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
classic. that show just keeps getting better. i loved the cop – this won’t stop until pictionary agrees to remove the word windmill…
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
Hard to believe that NBC
decided to pick up a show that well given how poorly they seem to know how to run a network…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
they're turning it around.
thursday night is nearly what it used to be…minus Marriage Ref
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
I can't stand the concept of Marriage Ref
But Ricky Gervais and Larry David were pretty funny on the last episode.
Have you seen the Poz's reaction to it?
He, uh, isn’t a fan
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I agree with everything he says in the article
I certainly won’t go out of my way to watch that show, but the 20 minutes I saw of last week’s episode with Gervais and David was pretty funny. Madonna kept trying to ruin it though.
yeah I hardly ever disagree with Poz because he's a fantastic writer
But i really liked the first two episodes, although I agree with the third one, Gervais and David were funny but David wanted everyone to get divorced and Madonna completely ruined it. Someone needs to tell her that its the 21st century and she’s not Amelia Earhart and women aren’t shunned to the kitchen anymore, and most of all tell her that her views on that don’t even matter if your going to go on a comedy show you could try, i don’t know, BEING FUNNY!
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Mar 15, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you referring to Scrubs?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
scrubs, 30 rock, the office, community
though 30 rock and the office at least do well in the Important Demographics.
As an aside (spoiler warnings for The Office ahead)
I fully believe that The Office has jumped the shark
The storyline with Pam refusing to go to the hospital, along with “the mixup” in the hospital room are so far out of line with her character that I can’t see the Office recovering. I hate it when successful shows become just a group of characters that become a caricature of their extremes (Michael Scott, JD from Scrubs becoming excessively girly, etc.)
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
but I think this is where the limitations of the "jump the shark" idea come into play
The Office has gotten excessively broad for me at times in the last two seasons, but for the most part I still find it very funny. Scrubs, on the other hand, turned into a turkey sometime in season four, and I haven’t really been able to enjoy it since. You can pick a moment when a show begins to get worse, but the degree to which it does tends to vary a lot for me.
Scrubs never really jumped until this year
it’s sad it went out this way. i never was as good after season 5, but it held it together pretty well compared to other shows
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As the biggest Scrubs nerd in the world
I think it jumped at the end of the season 5, with Kim getting pregnant. “My Lunch” was fantastic enough to hold it off for awhile, but it was inevitable.
Season 9 doesn’t even count as “Scrubs” To me, it’s a completely different series.
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
yeah, that whole plot twist was a mess
I remember reading the spoiler websites leading up to the season finale and having to just keep telling myself that of course they wouldn’t introduce a character and get her pregnant all at once, of course not.
yep, 6 wasn't great, 7 was pretty f'in weak
it bounced back last year with 8 on ABC, but it was all down hill after 5.
and i’d challenge you to that title of biggest Scrubs nerd.
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I killed a man who resembled Zach Braff
So that I could tear off his face, wear it at home, and reenact Scrubs scenes with myself.
Naked. With Joe Strauss whispering in my ear.
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
neil flinn & i act out scenes every afternoon
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Ted & I spoon every night
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
i wish they would have just ended it after 8, too
because they wrapped things up all nicely. and then they unwrapped it all again.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
it was a pretty perfect ending all things considered
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Just to sum up here, because I can't miss a Scrubs discussion
I am also a huge Scrubs fan, and my opinion is that the first 3 seasons were as good as anything i have ever seen on television. season four was really good, but something was not quite there. Season five was good, but certainly lacking. Seasons 6-7 were meh, decent if you are a fan, unbearable for a first time watcher. Season 8, all things considered was really good, and the finale was absolutely perfect.
Season 9 is an abomination and should never even be spoken of again. I watched the first two episodes and stopped the madness.
You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
-- Earl Weaver
by Smokin Turkeys on Mar 15, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
i stopped watching after season 6
but the best episode was in season 5
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
sounds right
it’s the one where they play that fray song and dr. cox knocks over the defibrillator and all that rabies business
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
That was a good one
I think my favorite is the one where they turn into a sitcom for like 5 minutes
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That's My life in four cameras
My old Lady, My Screwup, My Lunch, and the ending of My New God are the best of the “moving” episodes.
I got into the show relatively late. I started watching on comedy central about four years ago and really liked the show. After a few months I was really enjoying the show, and then one morning I saw My porcelain God and My Screwup back to back. I was completely blown away and went and bought season one and two that night and never looked back. i bet I have watched through the series 6-7 times since.
You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
-- Earl Weaver
by Smokin Turkeys on Mar 15, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
There was one in Season 8
Where JD and Turk stayed up all night to talk with a dying patient. That was well done, as well
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I believe that was the premiere
You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
-- Earl Weaver
by Smokin Turkeys on Mar 15, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
my last words, second episode of season 8
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
my life in four cameras season 4
it was alright, the best part of that episode where the outfits sarah & judy were wearing
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Um, hello?
I believe you’re forgetting one Clay Aiken
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
one in the same!
but this was a joke wasn’t it?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Seinfeld is the only show I can think of that got funnier up until the end
They were all caricatures to begin with and they found their roles more than anything. South Park is the only show that fell off a cliff for a couple seasons but still manage to find their funny again.
Not afraid to nitpick
i never felt seinfeld. ever.
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by rocKStark5 on Mar 15, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
if there ever was a real life George Costanza, it'd be me
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i nearly fell out of my chair when grandma was spanking britta
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
That whole part was stupid.
Actually, that was one of my least favorite eps of Community.
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i thought the 3rd & 6th shows were the weakest so far
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I missed a few early on,
but with an ensemble cast, you have to take some time to develop character and figure out story lines.
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Let's face it
the Abed character is inspired.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 15, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I liked "white Abed" from a couple of weeks ago
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by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
absolutely.
i loved the white abed episode. his impersonations are spot on.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
they need to do more stuff
where women throw themselves at him. that was unreal & could be really, really funny
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is britta twentysomething?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i guess, i'm not really sure though
she’s younger than Jeff, but not as young as abed, troy & Annie. i’m guessing Jeff is pushing 40 & she’s like 25ish
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Annie and Troy are supposed to be
18-19, not sure about Abed,
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 15, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
which is crap because Alison Brie isn't close to 18
i really like her too, like a lot. she’s smoking hot
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She's got that youthful skin, though.
And big eyes. But I wouldn’t buy that she’s 18 or 19.
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those big doe eyes are magnificent
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Yeah she is
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, Alison's 27, I think, but she's definitely a cutie.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 15, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
If only they invested in prime time curling...
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Now here is a plan I could get behind...
hell they’re already in the hockey game… why not…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
yes, the line of quarters on the table
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
although if a bar were announcing its time to line up to get your pool cue
I guess it would be, “Cue the pool cue queue”
Que?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
really? because you always point out my grammer fails
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
really?
because i’m not pointing out the one in this sentence
if i have before, it almost had to be the same instance. inadvertently speaking in the wrong language
i’ll gladly concede if you prove me wrong, though
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
i'm not mad about it dude, you just seem to do it to me
i’m not about to go spend my afternoon digging through the history to prove it, i’m just saying i remember you doing it to me quite often. and it’s probably because i make grammar fails quite often.
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i dunno
i just know that i rarely grammar nazi
all i remember is a couple times people saying ‘que’ and me posting the picture of the mexican looking guy saying ‘¿Qué?’
maybe that was you and maybe that’s what you’re talking about
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Manuel from Fawlty Towers?
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 15, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
O hai
Yer back!
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by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Look, we all know who the worst
grammar offender is, and sometimes I think Flim does it on purpose, just to goad those of us who consider themselves pedantic.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 15, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
haha, probably
sometimes i think it has to be intentional
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
move along people, there's nothing to see here, gdm's gotten into the bourbon again

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RR
“you’re” drunk
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
why crap?
Like I said, Strauss normally leaves me giving off a shoulder shrug, but what “tone (sic) of info” did he leave out? TLR’s no nonsense approach has been more than well documented. Ditto Albert’s lead-by-example demeanor.
I didn’t think the team looked bad. It only added to that which I would consider to be already well known.
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Mar 15, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
if you didn't or can't pick up his usual hidden messages, spin & conveniently left out info
then there’s really nothing to argue about. i’m not here to fight anyway dude, make love, not war is what i always say
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
anyway, fighting with a scarecrow would be rather quixotic
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
so would making love to one.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 15, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i might use a different word for that
and i suppose comments like these are why yadi2 and i now have warped VEB-induced imaginations
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i had to look that word up, and here's the second def
extravagantly chivalrous or romantic; visionary, impractical, or impracticable
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don quixote fighting windmills
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yeah, that was the first def
i thought it looked familiar but i had to check
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and i intended to say
thank you, tom
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
rec
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
the real question is "who interpreted the colbyese?"
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
if king of the hill is any indication
everyone but the viewing audience can understand him perfectly.
I don't think fragile
he’s just a kid (not meant, by me, as an arrogant term.) There is a germ of truth that the LaRussa Cardinals are a tough nut for a rookie to crack. Partly because of a deep tradition (without question one of the best four or five franchises in baseball history), and even more partly due to Tony’s mania for wanting proven vets around him that he can use 2/3rds to 3/4ths of the time at four different positions,
Bottom line is, tho it could have been quicker, Colby will be fine. As Ms Dickinson put it , “I dreaded that first robin so, but he is mastered now.”
Also, any comparison to Rolen’s difficulties is way off the mark. Scotty couldn’t HIT anymore, especially unable to pull an inside pitch with authority.
He's no Longer a Rookie..
..and he’s earned/been given the starting CF role. Whatever happened last year with the club is last year, and all should be right. Maybe we can look to Cheeze to pass on some sage words of advice about this to this year’s rookie crop about hanging in there.
Big McLargehuge!
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Stauss...
He has a way of twisting is info to make a point.
Not a big fan of him.
Though it is not nearly as bad as Olney reporting the Phillies are thinking about offering St. Louis a Howard for Pujols swap straight up. Yeesh!
Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.
by Red Blazer on Mar 15, 2010 8:03 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm sure some of Colby's difficulties were reality-based while others were internal.
Both are real struggles, though, and I’m glad to hear him sounding more settled in his role. I’m sure it gets tricky on a team when a popular clubhouse guy gets displaced by an aloof rookie.
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Nice Fantasy Bloag About Colby
http://sports.espn.go.com/fantasy/baseball/flb/story?page=mlbdk2k1030qcardinals
Big McLargehuge!
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And Nice One About Bobby Crosby & Big Mac
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2010/news/story?id=4974093
I was baseball-starved yesterday and so watched the Yanks-Pirates games and got to see Crosby put on a show. FWIW, he looks different in the box this year, moore cowfindent and swingin the bat with moore pop. Thi sbodes well both for him and us, as Big Mac may twinkle his sparkly magic wand on our team.
Ok, that was a bit fey, wasn’t it?
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Big McLargehuge!
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you say "bit fey"
but all I keep seeing is “beefy”, and it makes me think that a double baconator for lunch sounds delightful.
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Getting Back to Big Mac (NOT the burger) for a second....
….if his tutelage can get Skip to slug somewhere in the .440 – .450 range – just imagine!
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Big McLargehuge!
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I've already beat my liver into submission
it does as I please now
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
After I read this
I wanted to forward it to every stathead in my email list but resisted the urge to do so.
The kid struggled with his identity all season last year, struggled with his family, struggled with his swing, was injured, and still had a rookie year that was pretty damn productive for a 22 year old kid. Is there a way to measure statistically all the off-field stuff that related to his underperformance at times last season? I don’t think so — no manner of statistical analysis is going to quantify how many runs an unplanned pregnancy cost the ballclub.
The kid sucked it up and played through all of that, never made any excuses for his bad play, and busted his ass on the field every chance he got. That’s more than you can say for a lot of ballplayers in this day and age. I was also impressed with the statements from his father — clearly a guy who “gets it”, unlike other sports fathers we’ve seen out there.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
by fourstick on Mar 15, 2010 9:11 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Agree with everything here.
I also noticed the father’s remarks, as you did, and it’s refreshing to not have a greedy overbearing ass father who takes credit for his son, and people like that.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
he may not be, now... cute baby grandchildren can do that
but I think we’re forgetting a couple years of quotes from Rasmus Sr.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Sure...
but he’s never been the overbearing father who is more interested in getting his name in the papers and becoming famous at the behest of his sons. He’s been there to guide them and he’s one hell of a baseball coach, but he also understands that they need to be their own men as well, and I think the whole situation with not knowing about the pregnancy for fear of retaliation has softened him up quite a bit. You have to give him credit for that, because not every father in his situation would have taken it to heart that it was possibly his attitude that was hurting his son more than helping — Colby needed his support and wasn’t getting it.
I love my dad, but if I put him in that situation, there’s absolutely no way he reacts the same way. None. His children were never supposed to repeat his mistakes, even though we all did, and he refuses to talk about his mistakes ever.
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and yet his name got in the papers quite a lot.
let’s not revise history. just because the guy was “not as bad” as some of the really horrendous examples doesn’t mean that element wasn’t at play. at the very least, I’d say not enough evidence. with some evidence that may be to the contrary. and it is really telling that the entire family … mother, son one, son two, son three, extended family, NONE of them wanted to tell dad for fear of his reaction. for months. and only until she would have started showing. that is a long time to be in your early twenties, starting your career, and living with the constant anxiety that the most important figure in your life is going to stop talking to you. which he did.
I do agree that the elder’s attitude has changed. In case anyone missed it – this whole subset of chatter on VEB started when we read his public message board posts about David Freese’s incident. anyone can read that and judge for themselves. but I dispute “he’s never been the overbearing father” when I did not imagine all those press clippings since Colby was drafted.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
whoa
link?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, i've never heard of this
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
here's one
link that has links to other places
i don’t think the man’s attitude is changed too much, i think he’s just figured out that if he wanted to be part of the buzz around his son, he’ll have to play it differently. i do agree that it’s very telling that the entire family agreed on keeping sth so huge a secret from him
what d-dee said
I mean, look at it this way. we don’t hear jack about Shelby Miller’s dad. to cite just one example, before he was ever in the high minors, I knew Colby was bouncing on Ken Griffey Jr.’s knee. I do not think Colby was the one who shared that story.
there was more than one “Rasmus Sr. vs. Tony”* story, too. over the years. not often, but pretty regular.
*possibly an exaggeration, but the quotes are there to examine.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
(baby Colby, obv.)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
thanks for clarifying
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
by cardball on Mar 15, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
VEB has warped my imagination.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
tell me about it
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
by cardball on Mar 15, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shelby Miller's Dad?
Now who’s writing history? Does Shelby Miller’s dad coach a high school and traveling baseball team that has sent tons of talent to the MiLB and college ranks? Maybe the reason that he has a voice is because he’s been a very successful coach AND his kids are pretty good baseball players?
Judging from what I’ve read about him, he has his opinion and his opinion gets heard. I don’t see what’s wrong with that. He’s pushed his son to excel — of course his family is worried about letting him in on the pregnancy issue. It’s a distraction for a guy who’s always been about limiting distractions and focusing on the game and making yourself better. You would just be ok with telling your dad that you knocked up your longtime girlfriend accidentally? He’s just supposed to be ok with that? C’mon dude…that’s absurd.
The bottom line is that he’s come around and he’s now supporting his son as well as telling him in a public manner (as well as privately I’m sure) that he needs to be his own man and that his family will always support him, even when the chips are down. That’s not self serving in my view, and only someone being cynical would think that it was.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
of course his family is worried about letting him in on the pregnancy issue. It’s a distraction for a guy who’s always been about limiting distractions and focusing on the game and making yourself better.
too bad that the dude is supposed to be his dad first and his coach second. baseball is secondary to this kind of stuff
and no, i would not have a problem telling my dad if i got my long-time girlfriend pregnant. the accidental part is pretty insignificant. i wonder what percentage of pregnancies are intentional
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
not to mention this was not just Colby
it was the entire family, including older, responsible adults deciding it would be better to keep it from him.
no amount of Strauss can whitewash that, unless it’s an outright lie.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
you can also look at it
colby is a grown man at the time (young, yes, but old enough to have graduated from college) with a good job – what the hell’s he afraid of? which is kind of what his dad said, about being his own man. i’ll cut this one down the middle because i can’t possibly know the dynamics involved, nor should i.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
There's no point being angry about any pregnancy.
Unless you end it – which they obviously chose not to – there is a baby on the way.
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was a baby on the way
it is here now :) and i figure you knew that already Spants
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
Any pregnancy?
So the Edwards’ family should just be ok that he got some starfucker pregnant during an affair?
I disagree that parents shouldn’t be angry about a pregnancy like this one:
- They aren’t married.
- The relationship may have been heading towards a rocky end before the pregnancy, we have no way to know.
I can see why a concerned parent would be angry about the situation.
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We were discussing the Rasmus situation. It follows that I meant from the perspective of the grandparents.
And anger does nothing to change the outcome, so what is the point? Punishment? And you know what that kid remembers? How angry and unsupportive their parent was when they needed them most.
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They aren’t married.
um, so?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
oh also
The relationship may have been heading towards a rocky end before the pregnancy, we have no way to know.
maybe it was immaculate conception! maybe the baby will save us all from global devastation! but we have no way of knowing.
point being, what’s the point of speculating that maybe something is the case when we have nothing to lead us to believe that?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
That's exactly my point
Everyone is speculating on the motives of his dad, instead of looking at his words.
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i wonder what percentage of pregnancies are intentional
37.4%.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 15, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
What you just read on reddit
Yes I’ve seen you post on reddit.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
i lolled
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
And your dad would just be ok with it and accept it?
You wouldn’t be worried that he might feel you were irresponsible?
That’s the dynamic going on here, and I think it’s the same in a lot of families, not just this one.
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once again, I do not think you are grasping
the entire family afraid of dad ≠ dad is not ok with it
but I’ll let you contemplate that on your own time.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I think you're making a big deal
out of things that are absolutely none of your business and judging a man that you don’t even know based on imperfect information.
I think it was big of him to support his son publicly the way that he did. Nothing more. I’m not going to comment on their relationship or the Old Man Rasmus because I don’t like judging people based on information gleaned from public statements when I haven’t met them.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
It's a fair topic since it was in the article.
And Daddy Rasmus admitted that he handled it poorly.
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Exactly...
and that was my original point. I think he reacted poorly, he knows it, and that he’s trying to make up for it.
However, we don’t know if he was pissed about the pregnancy or about everyone keeping it from him for so long. As a man and soon to be father, the latter would piss me off a whole lot more.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
which is, again, hilarious because I agree with your sentiment
about them turning it around. but oh, yeah, you just won’t admit that your opinions contradict the facts.
seriously, dude, you’re fighting with people who agree with you, mostly because you’re ignoring what they’re saying.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Nothing in your initial comment
agreed with anything that I said, sir. Fact.
I’m not trying to change history, I’m simply saying that you’re being a bit heavy handed with the “douchebag sports dad” analogy based on his past statements. Seems to me like he’s encouraged his son plenty, helped out where he could, and had some disagreements with coaches — some of whom no longer work for the organization for one reason or another. When he starts showing up at press conferences with his son and pimping himself on Sportscenter, let me know and we can talk about him being “overbearing”. To me, he’s just a coach that’s looking out for his son’s best interests. He may not be the most PC guy out there, but he doesn’t have to be.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
I'm not here to give reading lessons, really.
I do agree that the elder’s attitude has changed.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Right
In that he’s now supporting his son and the new baby. Which wasn’t the case the first time around. And just like any other dad, I wouldn’t expect him to react positively upon hearing the news that he kept it from me, along with the rest of the family, for multiple months. Being angry about it shows that he cares about his son’s actions and character. I don’t understand why that’s negative based on the current situation.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
And if you want to be an a-hole about this
Then go do it somewhere else.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
is this get off my blog day?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
OUT OF MY BLOG
and into my carrrr
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
by rocKStark5 on Mar 15, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
My Mario Kart, natch
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
come on
you can’t possibly think this is an appropriate comment.
Speaking generally, if something’s gotten to the point where you can no longer argue each others’ points, where all that remains is arguing about each other, the conversation should be over.
And this is, Dan?
I’m not here to give reading lessons, really.
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I think that fear to tell Daddy Rasmus illustrates two things:
1. That Daddy Rasmus is not the most rational person.
2. That Colby had a lot of growing up to do.
I agree that it would be handled the same in a lot of families, but it doesn’t make it “right” or “healthy.”
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Yet
The comments attributed to him in the article make him seem like he’s over it and he’s supporting his son, his future daughter-in-law, and their new daughter.
I don’t understand why you are demonizing him but not giving him credit for that. Seems like a double standard to me.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
Demonizing
“He’s not the most rational person”
You don’t know this, you’re assuming. You also don’t know what he was upset about, as I alluded to above.
Saying negative things about a person that you can’t prove = demonizing
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He admitted that he reacted
in exactly the way they feared he would. That doesn’t sound rational to me. But go ahead and say whatever you want, fourstick.
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Don't be obtuse
and don’t try to back away from statements you’ve made.
You’ve clearly tried to cast him in a bad light here, and I’m not having any of it.
I’m not changing anything you’ve said, merely putting it in perspective.
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I'm not being obtuse at all.
I’m also not the one contradicting myself. I really don’t care if you see any of this.
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Where have I been condradictory?
Don’t drive by shoot and then leave it all like you’re the “better person”.
Thanks.
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I’m not having any of it.
not on my watch!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
let me rephrase
i wouldn’t be any more concerned about breaking the news to my dad than my mom or my sister…
especially with my long-time girlfriend. maybe if it was some skank from bay city, texas, but
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
not to mention, if you're trying to prove he's NEVER been one of those overbearing fathers
this comment doesn’t exactly help.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
as a father myself
it’s a fine line between being an involved parent and overbearing. Add the coaching dynamic and you’ve got a complex situation. And each child is different in the amount of guidance needed.
These critical comments of his father are rather judgmental, considering all the hearsay involved. The two figured it out and all is well now. Let it be.
to be clear, I'm not taking a shot at the Rasmuses
they clearly turned it around, and came together as a family, which is fantastic, in any context. I wish them the very best.
I just have a problem with anyone engaging in revising or personalizing the information, and then basing absolute statements based on it, and with not that much evidence. I didn’t even pay attention to the Cardinals as much when Colby was drafted, and I read and heard plenty to the contrary.
I mean, in contrast, Jarrett Hoffpauir’s dad has filled the local newspaper for years with comments about his son. he’s a respected coach. he’s pushed his son in two sports, all his life. he makes comments about the Cardinals, about his son’s career, about pretty much everything. (it’s all in the archives online, so y’all can judge for yourselves.) as someone said about comparing the coverage of the Globe Democrat and Struass, the contrast was stark.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
(all your bases are redundant to us....)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Reading this whole thing made me think
He very much was the typical overbearing father.
“I think Colby’s spent his entire existence trying to make me happy. I try to be less demanding. It’s a crazy thing. There are some successful major leaguers whose fathers were the driving force behind them. But that’s a burden to bear.”
I think he’s more realizing he can’t be that crazy dad….anymore.
Not afraid to nitpick
his dad is a piece of crap
the only thing he gets is trying to push his kid to live the life he never could. that’s exactly the wrong thing a father should be doing
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
apparently
you know more than everyone else gdm,
or you’re taking a great liberties in your assumptions.
Are you saying he's trying to live vicariously through his son?
Um no. A Marinovich he is not.
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I had never seen a positive word written about the man
until yesterday, when one of the worst reporters at our town’s terrible newspaper wrote a few. And the “compliment” Straussiecakes gave was that Tony realized his entire family was too petrified to tell him that he was going to be a grandfather becuase they thought he’d react negatively. Which he did. So, he lightened up. Kind of.
From everything I have seen written about his coaching style, to the relationship he appears to have with his children, to what he has written in his own words; I am really, really glad he is not my father.
by Mister Eff on Mar 15, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
yeah
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Only one person out of room of 24 people...
Liked Rasmus? That’s kinda what the articale alludes to. Rasmus wasn’t the only rookie on the team last year. He may have been the only one in the running for rookie of the year. But he wasn’t alone in that regard. Hopefully he get’s it all figured out.
That being said, there is a reason Pujols doesn’t like talking to Strauss. There is a reason Ankiel left last year without talking to him. It goes beyond being called “fat”. Take that artical with a shaker of salt. I wouldn’t be too surprised if Rasmus isn’t talking to Strauss by next year.
"Only one person...liked Rasmus..."
I don’t know that this is the proper way to look at it. I believe it is similar to any other group of people. Folks gravitate toward people with whom they have common interests. How many husbands/fathers have much to relate to Rasmus about? I think there is a difference between not liking someone and not relating to them. Often, it’s not personal that I don’t talk to so-and-so in my field. It’s just that we don’t have much in common, other than work.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
+1
We gotta take this with a huge dose of Strauss. Or unicorn, whatever. There is a high proportion of guys on the team with kids and/or long-term relationships. I mean, think about the daily schedule there. First time in a big city, who’s gonna hit the town with him? Not the guys calling their kids.
Add to this that Colby’s breaking away from his dad’s influence for the first time in his life, yeah, that can feel pretty isolating.
That is, however, a far cry from “he is being isolated” or “he was isolating himself”. Not enough evidence either way.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
i wonder what tony thinks of boog's statement
that the team is hard on rookies.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
note my sig
seriously, I think Boog’s a good person to ask.
→ he’s honest to a fault, though I have caught him slicking up his statements, even under duress
→ he’s seen most of his minor league teammates cycle through the big club
→ if we’re to believe StalkerGoold, he’s spent his whole life sticking out in a crowd. I would think he’s used to it by now. if there wasn’t anything beyond his usual experience, I doubt he’d mention it.
→ Strauss must have threatened his eight other fingers to get him to say anything remotely negative about the team. Boog is doggéd about spinning things positive.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions
nice choice of words
with dogged, and i thought there was something on my screen – turns out it was an accent. haha.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
somehow
we need to replace “DOG” with “BOOG”
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Acceptable?

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by vexedtechie on Mar 15, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
that'd be awesome
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 15, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
perfect
i’ll go do some more voting.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I just voted 5 times for that
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Thanks guys!
Still no answer as to when it’s done.
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no, he made the Cardinals, so he can do at least one thing right
if he truly couldn’t do anything right, he’d be related to me
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
oh I agree
That is just the impression I got from the artical. Which i contribute it more to Strauss than anything.
We have all learned our lesson in regards to Strauss,
and this is very good. Isn’t it amazing to read a Globe-Democrat article back-to-back with a Strauss article? The negativity is completely missing from the G-D. It is unbelievable how the direct comparison crystalizes Strauss’s slanted reporting/opining. And it is the author that makes this piece difficult to interpret. As Yadi2Second notes, you need a salt-shaker’s worth of salt when reading Strauss, so we are left trying to discern how much is Straussicorn editorializing and pot-stirring as opposed to clubhouse atmosphere. It’s unfortunate that this is such a large part of our focus when discussing the piece.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
OT
all this talk of pot-stirring and stew and crockpots are killing me. early lunch…..
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
maybe some beef.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
i was especially wondering
while reading it, how much of it Strauss made up. Colby’s words seemed to flow too smoothly and it’s Colby, he doesn’t really talk like that. article’s got quite the dramatic tone (even though in my head i can’t help but read it with his lisp)
it was not that bad of a piece but i still want to punch him in the face
I'd think rasmus's party girl lifestyle would have more effect
on his performance than being treated like a rookie.
Rick Vaughn couldn’t be reached for comment.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
do you think he really partied too much
or do you think strauss alluded to it to put that idea out there…hiatal hernias are a bitch, i seriously doubt he was doing much besides baseball
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Mar 15, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
i donno, I'd be willing to bet some $ he's a party girl
the hair and white rimmed glasses wreaks of a wannabe socialite (seriously, see: loop, the delmar) and daytime naps and half assing it at work add up to it.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
I'm sorry but this kid just wreaks of scenester.
as long as he’s OPSing over 800 with plus plus defense he can be as big of a douche as he wants.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
BOOGSTACHE!
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
is he caressing Boog's knee?
at least he isn’t throwing up a suburban gang sign like young dean cain on the right
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
hahaha...man, judging from this picture
these guys must get no action but for the fact they’re baseball players…I wish I were a baseball player:(
dressing like that will get you the wrecked slutty party girls
like the super wrecked ones…the ones that have 9 kinds of prescription meds, are in therapy and probably 2 DUIs under their belt. I’m not being a dick, I’m being serious. The “normal” slutty party girls make fun of guys like these….until they find out they’re ball players lol.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
I'm slayin' slampieces 'cause of my Slow-Pitch baller status.
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singles hitter?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I crush, son.
Not too hard to get the hips behind it when you weigh 260, haha. I’m a bulky bastard.
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Hahahaha, I see what you misread there.
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Also, I draw more walks than should be acceptable in slow-pitch
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your ops must be off the charts
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
hold on, lemme find the stats.
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Eh 1.520....
I hit more triples last year than doubles… haha
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Your MLE OPS is .158
I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot
by all4tookie on Mar 15, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Major League Equivalent
(what projection systems use to project what a minor-leaguer’s numbers would translate to in MLB)
I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot
I'd slaughter!!!
.158, that’s pretty good.
What’s that put my MLE BA at? .001? Accidental bunt?
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
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Well, David Wells is a career .128 hitter
so you are good for at least .089. Maybe you could induce a Granderson-esque slip-on-wet-patch-of-grass now and again.
I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot
Can I toss in the Skip-n-slide?

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
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That picture actually kind of frightens me.
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It makes me think
he’s about to catch that right foot on something and rip out his ACL.
"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill
Our co-ed intramural softball has a pretty sweet rule
You have to alter males and females in the batting order. If you walk a male to get to a female, the male goes to second base, and the female goes to first. The next male up in the order comes to bat.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I think most co-ed leagues are like that
At least I know they are here in FW
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
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My girlfriend hates that rule
And she’d probably stab you spants-style if she heard you describe it as awesome. I mean, let’s be honest, it’s pretty sexist.
It’s a pretty common co-ed rule, FWIW.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
It's awesome because it is supposed to punish people for thinking in a sexist way.
At least that’s how I look at it.
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That's an intersting way of twisting it, I guess
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
Well think about it.
If the pitcher decides that he/she is going to be sexist and assume the girl can’t hit as well as the boy so they are going to walk the boy to get to the girl then they have to deal with having someone on second already as well. They may still think sexist but they are less likely to act that way therefore giving everyone an equal chance.
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Uh
Surely you realize that this rule also implicitly acknowledges they’re right in assuming that the girl can’t hit as well. Otherwise walking the guy would itself be a punishment for walking the guy. Now there’s a runner on first, and you have to face the next batter. The only reason to punish them by also walking the girl is if you assume that a girl isn’t capable of hitting as effectively as a guy (otherwise when you walk a girl, the guy would get to walk, too — but that’s never the case).
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
I meant the rule I've heard.
Which is the guy goes to second and the girl still hits.
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this is the rule we have in arizona co-ed softball leagues
i’m not insulted by it. and it sure is fun for me to drive in that guy on 2B.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
It's not offensive at all.
In fact it’s kind of amusing. I think the one where the girl also gets to go to first is a bit much.
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haven't you ever heard the team, "ladies first"
some guys are just trying to be polite, honestly we are
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Oh believe me I am not at all offended by chivalry.
Some girls are and it upsets me because I know a lot of guys are just trying to be gentlemen and to be offended by it is kind of rude. It’s like biting the hand that feeds you.
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chivalry's almost dead
because feminist have done their best to kill it. if more women thought the way you do, the world would be a much happier place
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
...
Please tell me you’re not actually equating chivalry with a co-ed IM softball rule.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
no, i was just agreeing with Cgirly
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i think
before people make broad character assumptions, you guys should figure out how the other defines feminism. some people think of something pretty differently when they hear the word
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
at the risk of getting political
i think feminism really is just the belief that men and women should be treated equally.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
that's the correct definition, yes
i think a lot of people think that that is a little too obvious to require it’s own word and see the word to have more meaning than just that
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
So....
…would it be sexist to say that women can be snugglebunnies but men can’t?
:=8.
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
well, what about gay men?
not that there’s anything wrong with that.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
and wouldn't one of them be
a snugglebunny?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Well, not from My Perspective....
…which, as we all know, is already a bit odd.
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
not all of it, just the parts that don't let
men treat women like women. that’s all i’m talking about, nothing more, nothing less.
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
okay, you're on your own, now!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
should we ask him if men get to define how they treat women like women?
nah. bail! bail!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Shit
I never meant to stir up such a shitstorm. Apologies to everyone.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
It was really my fault.
I’ve decided to shut up about it. I was getting all riled up and had to stop myself from getting into a seriously OT heated argument.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
i'm talking about opening doors,
pulling out chairs, standing when they enter the room, stuff like that
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
coolio
i was hoping i wasn’t taken out of context
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i just think
people should hold doors for people because it’s polite. i don’t pull out chairs for anyone, because they can handle it. never heard of standing up when a chick enters the room. i’ll stand up when i’m introduced to someone, but that’s about it
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
don't go to europe then
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i think it's a southern thing, but i'm not sure
the standing thing that is
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I don't do that
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
so
do you have to stay standing the whole time? you just stand up and sit back down? do you have to stand for a pre-defined period of time?
it just seems kind of arbitrary
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
a lot like the south?
oh no he didnt!
i actually love the south btw, just couldn’t pass up the chance to make a funny
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
The cities are starting to come around
Once you get out into the sticks, though, well, you’re on your own.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
i suppose it's more common in the south
but is definitely a european tradition still, and not just high society
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you're just supposed to stand up when they enter
and sit down after they do, or stand up when they leave & sit down after they’ve left the room
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
for the same reason enlisted men
stand when an officer enters the room
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
well, yeah, there's that too
it’s just respectful – at least that’s how i was raised.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i don't know, maybe
i was taught it was a sign of respect
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
It's just funny-weird.
Because historically speaking, the same men that “respected” women by standing when they entered a room often did unspeakable things to women because they felt it was their right. And often it was within their rights to abuse their wives.
Personally, I find most of those gestures hollow. Getting a door for someone is actually helpful and respectful.
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i know women would would
Find standing up for them not respectful but disrespectful.
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 15, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
then they have a problem
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I think most females I know would probably just think it was weird
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
haven't you ever noticed it on Mad Men?
they do it all the time there
i can’t speak about the past because in my experiences my relatives didn’t treat women that badly.i know it happened in society, but not by whom i was around.
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
yes, and that's wrong
and i’ve never condoned treating anyone, especially women that way.
i was raised that women are special & should be treated as so. and that’s just how i try to live my life
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Yeah, awesomely.
Back when America was great!
by Mister Eff on Mar 15, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not arguing that it used to be standard procedure
I just think it’s fallen way out of style to the point where it would be an odd thing to do. It depends on the situation, of course, but the idea of a whole room full of guys standing up just because any woman entered is strange.
Other things have also fallen away to some degree — opening a car door for a girl is less prevalent, as is pulling out her chair for her. Certainly going way out of your way to do either of these things would be odd to me (i.e. getting up and walking all the way around the table just to pull out her chair).
That doesn’t mean that chivalry is dead, though. Holding a door for a girl (or, really, anyone) is a must. Giving a girl a jacket if she’s cold is still a good practice, in my mind. I always let the ladies order first at a bar or restaurant. I certainly would always walk to the door if I were picking a girl up from her house, though that’s more of a high school thing. There’s a million things people still do to show their respect and deference. I think people who say “chivalry is dead” are focusing too much on antiquated practices that have more or less disappeared, sometimes for good reason (like always walking on the street side of the woman to avoid splashes from carriages). Chivalry is, probably, less…ubiquitous, but some of that probably comes from the fact that women are more empowered now and feel less like they need to be coddled and treated like they can’t do a damn thing by themselves.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
i don't know, its just what my grandparents taught me
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
what if
they stay standing for a long period of time? every person in the room with a penis has to remain standing?
that’s absurd!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
how are you going to pull their chair out
without first standing?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you mean
pull out their chair as they are about to sit down? cos that shit is funny
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
In catholic school
we learned to do the same for when priests entered the room
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
hey tomcat
what’s the word in colorado about the pujols-howard trade?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
STOP THE MADDNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
A quick excerpt from purple row
Wow, guys, did you know that you could just MAKE STUFF UP and then pass it along as a “rumor”? Buster Olney tries to spin up some interesting something or other by bringing up the Albert Pujols situation,
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
So, you're saying it is affirmative action?
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
I'm sorry
It’s not sexist to say your average male hitter is going to be better than your average female hitter. That’s called realism.
Not afraid to nitpick
I tend to think this way.
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on an only slightly related note
you gotta woncer if there’s not a a woman who is a better baseball player than the 750th (25*30) best MLB player
so, basically yuniesky betancourt
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
he's not a woman
just plays like one…oops, i shouldn’t say that.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
a woman would never play like nick stavinoha.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
depends if he makes the 25 man roster
which is unlikely
hence the 25*30
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
If you frame it that way it seems more realistic
But if you frame it as though “you gotta wonder if there’s not a woman who is a better baseball player than a male baseball player in the 99.9998th percentile”, it seems considerably less plausible.
Not afraid to nitpick
i agree
i doubt that there is a woman as good as albert pujols. or probably even matt holliday. but you gotta think, if given the chance at least a couple of women could penetrate the majors
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
no way
and i think you misread what joker said
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
okay, i see what he means now
i read it as MLB player in the 99.9998th percentile
i still think a 1:749 ratio is not that hard to conceive
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
think of all the minor leaguers
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
But that's the point
Yuniesky Betancourt is not much worse than Pujols when you compare where they are at in the population pool. Yuniesky Betancourt is unbelievably good at baseball, he is better than anyone you have ever played with by a huge margin…..even if you have played with a future MLB player, that future MLB player at that point was still significantly worse than Betancourt is right now.
Not afraid to nitpick
okay, i understand that
it just don’t think it’s that unrealistic that there in one outlier in the female population that rates with the top 750 men who choose to play the sport
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
well,
No women have proven themselves in any of the major sports that I am aware of (save golf, and we know how that turned out). So really, if you expand to include other sports, the odds grow even longer.
I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot
This line of thinking is inherently biased.
Women are pushed into softball at an early age. Few play baseball. There is a large element of nature, for sure. But nurture plays some part.
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this.
when I was 13, I could hit 70 mph baseballs in the batting cages. that’s no lie. but I wasn’t allowed to play baseball. and then i couldn’t hit 55 mph softballs.
that’s when i turned to the booze.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
by IHeartBoog on Mar 15, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
this is hardcore
I’d watch this baseball movie.
you have to become a player agent now.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
well i'm pullin' for ya!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Understood.
But the logic holds for unisex sports – golf, tennis, soccer, basketball (I know nothing about soccer, perhaps there have been prominent female players I do not know about).
I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot
All I know is this:
I’ve been just as good, if not better, than most of the guys I’ve played sports against. From playing sports with the neighborhood kids, to high school, to pick-up basketball in my early 20s. The biggest downside of being a female playing sports with the guys is that they were almost always faster. The second biggest downside is size. Playing pick-up basketball with dudes that are bigger and taller is rough.
I stopped playing sports awhile ago, so I’m sure my skills have diminished greatly. But I was always at least competitive.
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No doubt.
And I don’t think that the separation really becomes apparent until you get into the outlier tail – there are always girls that can play with guys in pickup basketball games or dominate the tennis court or putt like nobody’s business.
And, like you said, male advantage is (in my experience) bigger/faster/stronger, not necessarily better jumpshot or sweeter swing or whatever. But those advantages still exist, and it will be very difficult for any female to compete in the highest level of a sport that is predicated on those talents (ie not bowling, darts, curling).
I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot
OK, I'm really going to stir the pot.
Why are there women’s sports at all? Why not make all sports unisex? There is no basketball division that allows only guys under 6’5" or football league for dudes that only run a 5.0 40 yard dash or slower. Just let all people play to the highest level they can reach, and sex be damned.
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
please don't stir this pot
I’m the one who has to keep all the stew inside of it
by DanUpBaby on Mar 15, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
banned
Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word
What if certain positions on the diamond were gender specific?
Could make things interesting.
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I agree
I think their should be more women “bat boys”
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 15, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously though...
I think we’re starting to see that many of the top female athletes in a variety of disciplines have certain physiological traits that defy the dual-gender paradigm.
Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word
It's probably always been that way.
It’s just that now they’re testing for it more often.
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remember rene richards?
that was sort of a dilemma.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Or the girl from South Africa...
supposedly she has female genitalia, but internal, un-descended testes that pump out four times as much testosterone as the average women.
This is clearly not fair to the other ladies.
Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word
I thought testes
couldn’t live inside the body?
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
so glad i don't have to worry about that
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
You kidding me?
If balls were internal, it would be difficult for them to be kicked or otherwise disturbed.
Not afraid to nitpick
I subscribe to this theory
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
well, i prefer mine external
it looks more…normal. otherwise i’d be explaining all the time.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yeah, well...
you know what i meant (occasionally? every once in a while?)
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
but if they were naturally
“Protected” it wouldn’t look wierd at all.
(only at VEB does this convo take place)
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
VEB: We Talk Testicles
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
by cardball on Mar 15, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I need a special chair
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 15, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
can the chair hit?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
sperm couldn't survive.
they have to be at about 95 degrees to remain viable. your testes would be fine, they just would be sterile.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
i think Discovery or TLC or something
is doing some sort of documentary if sperm were human-sized, and conception were some kind of Amazing Race spectacle.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
FWIW I'm in a sport that's dominated
by females, roller derby and ironically it’s a high contact sport.
Recently we got our rostered guys that are set to play 3/20 (before the girls) against another male team.
It was our 16 best, minus me due to a nasty strain vs not even the best Arch Rival Roller Girls. I honest to god thought we were going to destroy them because we have some very high impact players
….I forgot the score but we got destroyed. We have a very Stars and Scrubs team and although our best players destroyed the girls the girls destroyed anybody that wasn’t our best.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
roller derby must be different
than hockey.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I donno...
I’m still pretty theory-less about the whole game….I keep playing it over in my mind.
When we play co-ed most the girls hold their own too.
Most of us just took up skating back in November but I still thought our size, speed, strength and athletic backgrounds we’d kill them.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
well there's something called
“positional blocking”.
Guys like to go for big checks like in hockey, girls just literally skate in front of you and don’t let you pass legally, you have to be really agile to get around a good positional blocker.
When Chicago came and played ARRG I felt our girls where better skaters, bigger, stronger, more athletic but Windy City destroyed them due to strategy…our girls looked like puppies out there. fast and in random directions.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
sex be damned.
I think Colby might’ve been thinking the same thing about this time last year.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 15, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can agree with that.
I’m still arrogant enough to try to play basketball with guys. I’d get my ass kicked, but I’d try it. My shot isn’t what it used to be…
And with golf, I make up for my lack of driving skills with a short game that is usually superior to that of the men I’ve played.
Funny story about darts: When I was 20-ish, I ran into my brother and his friends at a bar. They were playing darts. I’d never played and my brother asked me if I wanted to learn. I said sure, expecting to be terrible. I didn’t lose a game that night. My brother just walked away, shaking his head. I still give him shit about that.
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As far as golf goes, Michelle Wie
can hit the ball farther than Corey Pavin, Fred Funk, and a host of other current PGA players. Technology has made the gender difference very immaterial.
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
Yep
When Annika Sorenstam was playing with Funk in one of her PGA tournaments, she pulled out a skirt for him to wear when she outdrove him. I wish she had done it in a badass, Chris Carpenter-esque way, but she did it jokingly.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
"What are you looking at?
Wear the skirt!"
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by spants on Mar 15, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
When he hesitates
She tees up a ball and lines up at him. “Did I stutter? I said wear the f’ing skirt!”
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you would likely
be able to approximate it if you had been 6’1" at 14
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
That is one gigantic bitch
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
does limit the leverage doesn't it?
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
but as much as people try to blur it body phtsiques are still different
Mens bodies are still naturally build for speed/upper body strentgh, womens bodies for balance/elongated survival. But everything is a skill, the Rule is sexist and we do live in a world where women compete closely to men in sports that favor mens bodies like baseball and equally with men or greater than men on sports that don’t like tennis.
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Mar 15, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
didn't comprehend the tennis part
but the 200 men’s player would squash serena williams.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i disagree
women tennis players are amazing
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Mar 15, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
serena disagrees with you
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
fair enough Serena
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Mar 15, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
heh heh heh
oh, wait…
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
bowling men still destroy
PBA bowling women have always been allowed to compete, took til 2009 for the best woman to win a PBA title…outside nobody else hasn’t done anything worth mentioning.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
it might have a bit to do with pin weight
guys have superior upper body strength on average and can get more torque, or it could be that women cannot be bothered to become great bowlers
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
I'm just saying you are underrating the athleticism in even the "worst" players here
Luis Castillo has as little power as I think a MLB player has and even he hit a 418 foot home run last year. I severely doubt that even the most powerful woman can hit a 418 foot home run with a wood bat off of a major league pitcher (Maybe Crystl Bustos or something but she looks like this). Castillo is the model of a player I would imagine would be the female who makes it to the big leagues…..slap the ball and run like the wind and he is going to be hitting the ball harder than than even the most powerful woman….let alone a very fast one.
We’re not talking 750th best in a vacuum, we’re talking 750th out of what, 150 million people who have played baseball in the various countries? That’s the 99.99995th percentile. MLB players are extreme outliers in the male population already.
Not afraid to nitpick
watley i think is considered the best
softball player in the world, team usa shortstop, and i cannot imagine her competing in A ball. you take an A-ball shortstop, however, and put him on team usa…
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
she's made for the AL
if you know what i mean
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I think a different knuckleball pitcher could make it
Eri Yoshida is a 5’1" teenager and can’t get a fastball much over 60. I’ve got to think there’s someone out there over six feet who could approach actual knuckleball-fastball velocities, if she wanted to.
It takes really big
hands to throw a knuckler, you know. That could be trouble for most women.
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
i'm pulling for her nevertheless.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
oh, definitely
I think everybody has attempted to throw a knuckleball at least once, hoping to make up for athletic shortcomings; it’s awesome that she actually taught herself to do it.
Good point
Even still, if women’s elbow UCLs blow out like women’s ACLs, that might still be an issue.
Not afraid to nitpick
I Just Wish...
…the little Japanese pixie with the sidearm knuckler would be allowed to pitch in the Majors – I would LOVE to see her strike out a bug donkey like Adam Dunn.
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
she's allowed
as far as i know.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
The league leader in HRs in little league when I was 12 was a girl
She had like 5
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit. beat me to it.
Sounds like your GF is one of those delusional girls that think men and women are generally equal in athletics.
Michelle Wie couldn’t be reached for comment.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
In my experience
The girls who suck generally are okay with the rule. The girls who can hold their own just fine — including my GF, who played HS softball — are insulted by the rule. I don’t really blame them.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
in rec leagues though
there are chicks/girls/women/lasses who can hit better than some of the dudes can oppo-handed
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
This is true.
But I’m assuming a woman in a softball league wouldn’t mind batting for herself, either. Only one way to improve.
STAB STAB STAB
It might be a dumb rule for that reason
But it’s not “sexist” for trying to additionally punish people for walking a male to get to a female.
Not afraid to nitpick
I think it punishes sexism, but I'd rather see someone take the PA.
Of course, it’s smarter to take the sure thing, I suppose.
STAB STAB STAB
i say that everytime I step into a bar.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
She can opt out of the walk if she wants to.
Ump usually asks.
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
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Some of the women
on my co-ed teams would go ahead and take their PA anyways.
Some were crappy hitters and would rather take the free base. In our leagues, the dude would always go to second anyways, and our good chick-hittters would typically drive them in.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Half the reason I liked Moneyball and got into saber stuff
Was because I was a strikezone judgment king in little league. I always batted in the 7-8 hole or something because I had essentially zero power, but my coach near the end of one year tallied up the OBP and I was rocking a >.600 OBP—-walking something like 30% of the time, gotta love 6th grade level pitching control. I got promoted to #2…..and promptly started sucking because the worst possible thing you can tell a 12 year old is “you are abnormally good at taking walks….keep doing that!”
Not afraid to nitpick
and main street st charles girls
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
Boog looks tanked
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
OK, again, you gotta take this pic in context
it was an insidestl party after a day game. Franky was also there doing bits for the morning radio show the owner of insidestl & the cat have. that douche beside them has nothing to do with Boog & Colby, he’s just there because they make fun of him on the radio & he’s too much of a dumbass to not get he’s the butt of a joke. they don’t even know his name. soon after this photo was taken the parts for the show ended & soon after that the players left.
now, did or do the younger guys on the team go out & “party”. of course they do. but in this instance when this photo was taken that wasn’t what was happening.
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
ahhhh i knew there would be some lawyering up on that picture
how do WE know Roger Clemens really roided up? I mean, disregard his roid rage, numbers increasing the older he got and the fact he was bigger than a gorilla? Did we SEE him do it???
If you don’t think those two wreak of scenesters you need to get out more.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
there's no arguing i need to get out more
i’m just saying in this instance it wasn’t what was happening
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
This isn't strictly a baseball thing
If you start work at any workplace and you’re late for meetings, you’re late for work, you don’t answer your cellphone, you don’t put in necessary work (learning new technologies, whatever) you’re gonna have issues blending into a team. Even if you’re outstanding, you may be ostracized because other people are working their butts off and you (whether it’s perception or not) are not.
by sdrone on Mar 15, 2010 9:54 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Interesting note on John Lackey's contract (yes, sorry, 2 posts in row)
The Chicago Tribune reported over the weekend that there’s a stipulation in the contract that if Lackey has elbow surgery, he has to give the Red Sox an extra year on the contract at league minimum salary.
I haven’t had time to try to verify this elsewhere.
Just check
2015 club option at Major League minimum salary if Lackey misses significant time with surgery for pre-existing elbow injury in 2010-14
Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.
- John Wayne
Significant time is a vague term.
Any definition as to what that really means?
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
mlbtr might have quoted a time frame
but I can’t quite recall.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
and doesn't the team kind of determine how much time he misses?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
apparently, they are trying to do something similar with beckett
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Mar 15, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Today's lineup
Looks serious. Per Goold
1. Skip Schumaker, 2B
2. Felipe Lopez, SS
3. Albert Pujols, 1B
4. Colby Rasmus, CF
5. Ryan Ludwick, RF
6. Allen Craig, LF
7. Yadier Molina, C
8. David Freese, 3B
9. Brad Penny, RHP
Hey Ump!
This would be a fun game to watch.
Lopez at SS, Craig and Freese in the lineup. Penny pitching. Too bad I’m no longer a student…
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Penny batting!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
what the heck is wrong
with matt holliday?!?
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
he pulled his contract
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
sounds painful
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
must be his cheap shoes
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
i believe it's the detroit pistons
forbid their players from wearing some lightweight nikes.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
did you see the shoes?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
this post needs holliday's shoes
it would make a nice userpic for someone

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
holliday's shoes?
what did i miss?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
oh... oh dude.
http://foxsportsmidwest.com/pages/video/?PID=4H_mtX_rHUrz97QOiiiAERaInKAn6srx
this is why
- Boog has the best comment on this off-season, evar
- Holliday is not a hipster
- some of us are figuring Colby, Boog, and Bombs are all-in-one now
- ClemsonGirl may switch to Joey Bombs
- there may be a chick fight. allegedly.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
oh wow
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
unfortunately in that same batch
we saw McGwire’s angst-inducing work on his swing.
i can’t speak of it. there’s a fanshot of that one, I think.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
who's motte hang out with?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Probably himself.
Although Franklin might fit in with Motte, but I’m not sure anyone else does.
Then again, Motte just might hang out with the catchers.
Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.
- John Wayne
motte and larue
out on the town…
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Motte seems to talk about his gf a lot
and every VEB anecdote of him seems to include a mention of her. I dunno when their wedding is or if it’s already happened.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
and he doesn't remember any of it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
sounds like a good time.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
that's what he tells himself.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wow, i hadn't seen that before
holy crap
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
interesting that Craig gets
the start in LF over Mather. Tony probably will rotate the two for now but interesting that Craig is still holding his own in the competition for a roster spot.
they need to get him into the outfield
they’ve been easing him back from injury with 1b and dh duty.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Alabama can't even spell Phoenix right
“I was always his motivator,” said Tony Rasmus, a successful high school and travel team coach in Phenix City, Ala.
(emphasis mine)
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
hey now, they won the Little League World Series
with not one but two Rasmuses. Phenix City is big-time.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Wouldn't be the first time there was a misspell in an Alabama town name
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab,_Alabama#History
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd like to ship this package to Puh-hoe-nix
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
I won't lie
I laughed. And I almost did it out loud
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
this was on BLS
warning for cubs
warning for………… comic sans
http://twitpic.com/18qvq9
my eyyyyeesss
…I’m going to read CJ Beatty’s all-caps now.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Proposed Rule:
No linking to any website with Comic Sans font.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
I had to share the horror
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions
The Horror, The Horror...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmW-igeE3kA
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
My GF was recently updating her CV/resume
and I had to insist that she changed the font from (ugh) Comic Sans. True story.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 15, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
"the nutritional man"
this sounds like colby. who is cj beatty, btw?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I don't know, but he keeps typing in all-caps
and he has his own website, which I’m sure will be gone if he ever gets to Memphis and the org gets wind of it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
oh
I assumed CJ beatty was the old chick in the picture
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
We have a small competitor in our industry whose top banner on their homepage
is in Papyrus. Such fail.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
I'll never understand how
every thirteen year-old girl I knew who had a website discovered papyrus at the same time.
GD James Cameron....
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
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you know, this does make think of something Albert said of McGwire
“I’ve been with [McGwire] for three days now, and I’ve enjoyed every moment,” Pujols said. “I never had the opportunity to ask him any questions in 2001 because I was a rookie, I knew my space.”
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
To Quote One of This Country's Greatest and Sadly Overlooked Philosophers -
“Gilligan, there are 3 kinds of SPACE: The space up there, the space down here, and the space between your ears!”
Skipper Jonas Grumby, Captain of the SS Minnow, and philosopher extraordinaire
;=8)
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
I'm pretty sure Albert meant 'place'
or was mis-transcribed. but c’mon, we all speak Albert by now, yeah?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Tony la de da
I think Strauss article on Colby was decent; typical of his work – just the facts mam. Dan Ups take on it was telling however. I noticed the one sentence, near the end, stitching together the Rasmus and Rolen clubhouse stuff ; forgive me for thinking that’s a stretch. For LaRussa, the let’s put him on a rail and ride him outa town thing is starting early this year.
i don't think thats what dan meant
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Mar 15, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Joe, is that you?
Typical for Strauss is just the facts? Really?
Really?
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
gotta put "just the facts" when applied to Strauss
in blue font otherwise we miss the sarcasm.
should we deploy a unicorn just in case?
a pre-emptive unicorn?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
These Howard for Pujols talks
are ridiculous unless they’re planning on throwing in a couple of other players too. I love how their GM is downplaying it — he should be playing it up!
“Yes, we have talked about acquiring Albert Pujols. Who wouldn’t talk about acquiring the best hitter in the game?”
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
It pisses me off
for some reason, even hearing this idea mentioned pisses me off to no-end.
by Hardcore Legend on Mar 15, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
me too
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 15, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Mark me down in that column too...
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
did you see in that article
Albert was playing it off, but Larussa wanted to track down whoever started the rumor… and do what, I’m not sure. he alluded to ruining his credibility, but who knows what TLR is really capable of
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions
unless olney barks or meows
he’s a dead man
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
TWTLRTABOAK
*that’s what Tony La Russa told a box of adopted kittens
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
For once I'm in complete agreement with TLR...
I feel dirty.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I was just thinking the same thing.
The headline on FESPN reads, “Phils mull Howard for Pujols.” As if there was a proposal to trade them and they are thinking about it. From their perspective there is nothing to “mull”. Of course you would trade Howard for Pujols. Are they mulling how stupid they would look for proposing such an idiotic idea?
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
Everyday I mull over winning the lottery versus not winning the lottery.
STAB STAB STAB
by spants on Mar 15, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Me too!
But I’ve stopped buying Powerball tickets, because I don’t think I could handle the notoriety, not because I would never win.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 15, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I would give away half the money at least.
Friends, family, charity. Otherwise, there’s too much pressure.
STAB STAB STAB
you gotta give to charity & family
but screw my friends. they weren’t here when times got tough to f them.
and i’d also never go public, i’d sit up a dummy corp & keep all my cash there & have it not be connected back to me
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
If I recall correctly
most lottery systems in this country don’t allow you to do that initially. As a big winner, you have to abide by their rules or forfeit the money. This includes the release of your name to the media. What you do after you start getting payments is up to you.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 15, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i was sure you could keep your name out of the news, now i don't want to win it
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I found this on the Powerball web site
CAN I REMAIN ANONYMOUS WHEN I HIT THE JACKPOT?
All but three states (DE, KS, ND) have laws that require the lottery to release the name and city of residence to anyone who asks. One state (SC) will keep your name secret if you request it, but if someone files a Freedom of Information Act request, you may have to file a plea with the judge to deny it. Another state (OK) now has a law that allows you to claim in a trust and to keep your name from the press (though the lottery will run checks on you). Photos and press conferences are up to you for most, but not all states. Check with your state lottery to see if photos or more are required. Most of the time, it is advisable to get it over with the press so that you don’t have one or more reporters following you around to get that “exclusive” interview. A few more lotteries may work with you on setting up a trust or other partnership. You or your representative should contact the lottery for the details after you win.
This is the big lottery in Colorado, where I live. Not sure about Mo., or wherever it is you hail from .
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 15, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't really see the big deal
All your friends/family are going to find out anyway and you move into a rich-ass gated community to keep the weirdos at bay.
Not afraid to nitpick
yes, sounds like a good problem
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
mo money mo problems
i’d do everything i could to keep it a secret. from everyone, family, friends, i wouldn’t tell a soul. i would just one day not be here & disappear forever & they’d never know what happened to me
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
so, you were practicing this move before?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it's been in the back of my head as a "what if" for a while
i’d set up an account fo my mom so she could live a life of luxury, but i’d still vanish.
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
alabama?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
some place with beaches, sun
and women with low standards & lower inhibitions
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
umm...alabama?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
You haven't lived until you've been to the Flora-bama
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
is muscle shoals
another misspelling, like phenix – should it be mussel?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Doubt it
Although wikipedia thinks that’s a possibility
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
I’d go buy season tickets right behind homeplate or a luxury box, watch 81 games a year enjoying unlimited cold frosty ones and either make friends with or embarrass myself in front of other people around me.
Not afraid to nitpick
that's what everyone would expect me to do as well
but nope, i’d set my mom up, maybe my sister & nephews, and probably buy some cars for my cousins after i had the dummy corp set up. other than that, it’d be beaches, sun & not much else somewhere out in the pacific
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
that was funny
my wife’s really catholic – she’s like a shiite catholic
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
love gaffigan, i hadn't seen this before
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Maybe if...
…they were to offer up Howard, Utley and Halladay, and eat a significant portion of all their contracts, then I’d think about it. The organization would have to get the motherload of all returns to even begin to offset the PR hit.
Meh,
Howard and Utley would probably be enough to get it done
I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot
we're not talking stats
we’re talking Ridiculous
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Ah, but an Utley/Holliday/Howard lineup would be ridicilicious
I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot
Get Vexed in there!
Or maybe the Lucky Fan Sitting in Section 114, Row 11, Seat 8!!!!
I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot
What luck
It happens to be Frank Thomas!
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
just bat the seat itself
it’s a chair, it can hit.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Am I FINALLY gonna get to stand up off the bench?
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what *are* the rules on tampering?
we were talking about this yesterday. even if it’s a conspiracy theory, it’d be nice to know.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Tampering rule.
From wiki, currently looking for better citation, and the wiki cite link sent me to a page without the actual info.
Rule 3 (g) TAMPERING. To preserve discipline and competition, and to prevent the enticement of players, coaches, managers and umpires, there shall be no negotiations or dealings respecting employment, either present or prospective, between any player, coach or manager and any club other than the club with which he is under contract or acceptance of terms, or by which he is reserved, or which has the player on its Negotiation List, or between any umpire and any league other than the league with which he is under contract or acceptance of terms, unless the club or league with which he is connected shall have, in writing, expressly authorized such negotiations or dealings prior to their commencement.
thanks
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
p-d commenter got me thinking
and not that this makes sense for the braves, but
tommy hanson and jason heyward for pujols. i’d definitely have to think on that one
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
The Braves seem to love
to trade young talent for 1st basemen that they have no hope of resigning.
Tex for Beau Jones, Elvis Andrus, Neftali Feliz, Matt Harrison and Jarrod Saltalamacchia.
by Hardcore Legend on Mar 15, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
i could stomach losing AP
due to cash btu if they make no attempts to resign him and trade him for anyone I’ll be mad…for a guy who seems to K alot and gets better numbers becasue of the guys in front of him..i’ll be even more ticked.
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Most of that talent was reduntant to them
Andrus is replaced by Escobar
Salty is replaced by Mccann
The other 2 haven’t made that much of an impact yet
The Braves seem to be able to restock talent quite easily. That’s pretty impressive imo.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Spinning like a pro...
You could have a future in a front office… or politics.
Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word
It's the truth.
I would give up Feliz/6 years for Teixeira/1.5 years with how much depth they had.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
I feel confident in saying they would regret trading Feliz for Tex straight up
Not afraid to nitpick
I really don't think so.
I would do Feliz for Teixeira if i needed the offense and had Feliz. He’s a special kid, but I mean, it’s Teixeira. Not like they have the Brewers situation with starting pitchers.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
He was acquired in the middle of 2007.
So basically a year and a half. I still would have done it considering how much depth they have at SP.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
no it's tex for a year and a year of kotchman and a half a year of laroche
for Matin perez. that catcher with a longass name, feliz, that young ss.
Hey - are you re-watching The Wire?
Just started Season 5. I don’t want it to be over again!
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yeah,
i’m most of the way through season 3
after an inevtably slow season 2, it’s starting to get really good again. f’in marlo!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Season 2 is my least favorite of the group
Just because Ziggy is the most annoying character on the entire show
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 15, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
that, plus
barksdale’s crew is just so much more interesting than the port workers
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
3 and 4 are the best.
2 is poorly done, 5 becomes more sensational than realistic (though I guess that may be part of the plan given the themes of 5).
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
i like 1, but 3 and 4 feel like a fully developed, fully realized show.
season 1 is raw and still developing the show. also, i like that they had the courage to make the wire not “the jimmy mcnulty” show after season 1.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
I think 4 was the weakest season.
I actually like season 2, but seasons 1 and 3 are my favorites.
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yes i think season 2 is not given its due just cause of the distinct shift from the 'bad guys'
in season 1. it does a great job of showing that the modern city hates more than just minorities and that is an SES thing not a race thing. plus for some reason, Frank Sobotka resonates w/ me.
I really like season 2.
It broadens the scope for sure. And besides, it’s all put into motion because of a stained glass window! Cracks me up.
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i would like Season 2 so much more without Ziggy
He is just annoying and adds nothing to the story
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 15, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know...
I think it was necessary to show that white people in major cities can commit senseless acts of violence, too.
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as a show that loves duality
contrast ziggy to D
children born into their family’s trade and arent cut out for it but are unable to break out of what the system/family
ziggy if sent to college is a smart annoying frat boy. ziggy on the docks is a ticking bomb
The guy who played Frank Sobotka
is absolutely amazing IMO. Surprised to see he hasn’t got more major roles off the back of it.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 15, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
Really surprised to see all the anti-love for season 2 here. I think it’s almost heartbreakingly amazing, and arguably the best season in the entire show (though probably season 4 just pips it).
I really kinda wish they stopped after season 4. I think we can all agree that season 5 is pretty bad in comparison to the rest (right?).
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 15, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I think things like season 2
are what solidify The Wire as perhaps the greatest television drama ever. The writers weren’t afraid to challenge the audience. They knew it wasn’t going to be as immediately entertaining as the first season, but it was needed to make the story whole, ie show where the drugs come from, show the plight of workers, and show how the disappearance of manufacturing jobs both contributes to and is a product of urban decay (and how politics plays into it all)
on HBO on Demand (Comcast)
until 4/12/10. I watch season one last month using on demand then realized I bought the dvd a few years back.
so sad i missed the discussion about the wire today
one of the few things i could talk about more than the cardinals, if that’s possible.
so just to contribute
best seasons: 4, 3, 1, 2, 5
best characters(not street): lester, bunk, prezbo, bunny colvin, mcnutty
best characters(street): D, Omar, Bubbs, Bodie(gets no love), Mike
and as more or less an Angry White Liberal, season 2 resonates with me.
best quote: “I can’t wait to go to prison”
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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since this seems to be the end of this sub-thread
anyone else looking forward to Justified on fx?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 15, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll watch it, but i'm not on pins & needles in anticipation
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I really like Olyphant
so I am looking forward to it
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 15, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
bodie gets no love?
he was always one of my favs
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
even if i am bitter about wallace
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I just read the URL and knew this would be entertaining:
http://thecardinalnationblog.com/2010/03/15/la-russa-reacts-to-pujols-howard-trade-rumor/
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't have time to watch this, but this is TLR at Port St. Lucie
http://www.kmov.com/sports/baseball/La-Russa-talks-about-Rasmus-development-87657502.html
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
SLOW RIDE!!!!!
TAKE IT EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.
- John Wayne
tony says the writer (olney) should be "tracked down"
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
"the most dangerous buster"
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 15, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Ahh,
Don Tony has returned, and for once, I will gladly join his “family”. I have a baseball bat that we call “The Kneebuckler” that would love to get acquainted with Mr. Olney.
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
Pujols and Howard
Did you know that both are 30 years old, but that Pujols is younger?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Why would we want some old-ass slugger/K-machine anyway?!
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I heard the Blue Jays were interested in trading Vernon Wells for Albert Pujols straight up
The headline on ESPN.com’s MLB page reads “Sources: Phils mull Howard for Pujols deal”…as if Mo has put the offer on the table and the Phillies are weighing the pros and cons.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Read replies first, dummy!
indakind beat me to the punch. Kudos.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
what pisses me off is today on the am SC shades flat out asks buuuuuuuuster
“is this deal close to getting done?”
are you kidding me? not only is it bad enough the WWL runs this pieces of shit made of garbage online, but now on tv they strongly infer it’s being seriously talking about & close to being done.
fuck you WWL. no 6ly, FUCK YOU
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I've never felt the urge to punch a woman
until now.
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
sage steele
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
ha! i thought her name was shades
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Is that really her name?
And how is she not a stripper or WWE wrestler?
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by spants on Mar 15, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
or a character in Dynasty....
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Mar 15, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The 80s really are back.
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by spants on Mar 15, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
if crack becomes popular again
then we’ll know for sure
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 15, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
recs all around!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 15, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
hey, I like Sage
she’s the most down-to-earth
I still don’t get how she fell in with these ESPN riffraff
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I have one life rule:
watch ESPN as rarely as possible.
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by spants on Mar 15, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
I can get on board with that
I don’t have a TV anymore — and haven’t for, probably, 6 months. My ability to follow baseball has not suffered whatsoever. MLB.tv means I can watch all the baseball I want. MLB Network is okay, but I’m not learning anything from it (Quick Pitch is cool, I guess). And ESPN’s baseball coverage has become such a joke that I’m actually probably better off now that I never, ever, ever see it.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
as long as TV shows stay online, you really don't need a tv anymore
unless you want to watch live news & sports
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
my tv
is solely for the purpose of playing my Genesis.
"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill
you probably would
I got mine to play Master of Monsters.
"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill
Green
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by vexedtechie on Mar 15, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
it's not her fault
but this “rumor” makes me want to shoot the nearest messenger
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
nobody in the pressbox is going to liveblog this, are they.
http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/mar/15/live-port-st-lucie-cardinals-set-take-new-york-met/
I’ll throw out http://twitter.com/BJRains just in case.
and of course come gametime, I gotta go. baseball!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
My hosting provider
Kind of sucks, I guess. $2/month well spent, there.
It came back up, though:
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_03_15_slnmlb_nynmlb_1
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Hey thanks!
I do appreciate that you post those. I’ve sent the link to many people here at work who are fans of other teams so they can peak in on their teams.
Hey Ump!
one pitch, one out skippy
floppy doubles in the left center gap
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
and albert drives him in.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
i know it's only spring training
but albert can hit.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
subscriber only...
right?
If you see a guy open the car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
i am watching the game on mlb.tv
using my last year’s account info – awesome.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
well, that's ok too. guess it saved me the trouble.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yep...you have to call to get auto
reups canceled (unless they’ve put it in the preferences somewhere). Kind of a bunk business practice. I called and got them canceled, just tried to log in and its asking me to renew. ***sigh*** guess I’m cutting more luxury expenses to afford this…fruit, perhaps. Yeah, that seems like a safe one.
do you guys have something to confess?
Cornify, which bills itself as "the #1 unicorn and rainbow service worldwide, providing sparkles and happiness for all," won the People’s Choice Award, based on online votes.
ballot stuffing, maybe?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Cardinals are swinging at EVERYTHING
Working out so far. 3 hits and a run. Has Nieve even thrown 10 pitches yet?
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
we took seven walks yesterday. today is free-swinging monday.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 15, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's Hal McRae throwback day
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
First pitch screamer to center by Craig
Rasmus tags up and the Mets allow him to advance to third on a relayfail.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
craig and schu have hit some hard shots right at people this spring
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
lol, ruben tejada not paying attention
AC flies to center, colby tags and could have been thrown out easily, but the rook just holds the ball
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Watching on MLB.tv
Lots of hard contact in the first for the Cards.
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
greene would've thrown it away though
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
castillo singles
advances to third on wild penny pickoff throw, scores on tejada infield swinging bunt
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
singles by wright and and jacobs
bases juiced
none out
2-1 cards
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
line drive at penny
hits him in the neck? shoulder? forearm?
trainers out.
force at home. one out. bases still loaded
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
forearm
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Wuh oh
Penny hit by a liner. Gets the out at home, but trainer and LaRussa are out to check on him.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
protective padding kept him safe.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 15, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
jukich in the second?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
wow. I don't think an any airline
wants to be associating itself with “groundouts”
by mattyp on Mar 15, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"some people say delta's on-time performance is poor. i say if on-time percentage were so important,
they would put it on the airport monitors."
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 15, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
rec omigod rec
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
Anybody else have thin, papery, presidential poop?
Sh!t was so cash.
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wow
that’s one way to put it.
"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill
Best shape of his life
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Svelte Centiquid?
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
skip wallks
floppy up the middle
first and second, two out for albert
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Man...
wish we had Howard here. Most feared slugger in baseball…
Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word
Whatever. Bring back Mendoza.
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discussing the pujols-howard deal
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
anybody else hear that discussion on mlb.tv?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I didn't...
does anyone think the Phils wouldn’t have to add some prospects to get that done?
Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word
it just amazes me that these announcers seriously discussed that
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
They were talking Pujols for Howard straight up?
Like I said I didn’t hear it… Just trying to get a read on what people are saying.
I guess the thinking is that we have a shot to resign Howard b/c he’ll be cheaper and might give us a discount versus Pujols who will want more than we can pay. The problem is signing Howard to a 6/120 or whatever is not a positive thing. Might as well trade Pujols for a boatload of prospects…
Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word
Yeah
We would trade the better, cheaper player because both guys are going to be FAs at the same time and we would have a better chance of signing the worse player on the open FA market. You can’t make up this stupidity.
Not afraid to nitpick
Yeah...
and moreover Howard has Mo Vaughn written all over him. Obviously, some people might feel differently about that, but I personally wouldn’t want to sign him for more than four years, and that’s not going to get it done.
Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word
FWIW, via Calcaterra:
At the risk of best-shape-of-his-life cliches, I really can’t impress upon you just how good Ryan Howard looks. He has absolutely transformed himself over the past couple of years.
I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot
Nice find
I didn’t realize…. still, what happens if he blows out a knee, can’t work out, and gets depressed? Also, is he slimming down for his new contract? Will he be this dedicated after signing the new deal?
Pujols is an absolute lock to be driven and dedicated throughout his career.
Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word
Prince Fielder reminds me more of Mo Vaughn than Ryan Howard
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
better and younger
anyway, the announcers on mlb.tv pretty much regurgitated the “pros” and cons from the olney article and threw holliday’s contract in there too. and then one said, “no disrespect to ryan howard, but if i’m the phillies, i think i have to make that deal.”
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
as if its an option the phillies have to make!
bah, i feel like swearing loudly.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
2 lasers from Colby and Ludwick to start the 3rd
Unfortunately they were right at the 2B and 3B so 2 outs.
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
Make that 3 lasers, 3outs
Craig hits one off the pitcher that caroms right to the 2B.
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
he's had bad luck with at-em balls
colby gave a classic say-wut look to the ump on called strike 2.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Penny
Has a huge welt on his right forearm. It is pretty swollen as well. Hopefully this isn’t a Lohse reprise.
"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.
i think it's bizarro lohse
he’s been good since getting hit
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
.....how did I know it'd be you to say that?
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i don't know.
i love the high socks. even larue could look sexy in those things.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
Well duh. LaRue's a man....man.
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first thread I read when I have a minute
lol… oh-kay… warning for…
I don’t know how to warn for this.
http://twitpic.com/18bir8
don’t ban me plz
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Reminds me of Pops Masterson in the Tiger Woods video game series.
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yup, i'm old school
I do the high socks. I’d rock out the stirrups if they were still around.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
you and my dad
you and my dad…
"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill
Good news everyone!
Penny has 10 years of service time, he now will receive the MLBPA pension for the rest of his life!
Not afraid to nitpick
The Mets are replacing pitchers one letter at a time.
Nieve….
Niese…
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by vexedtechie on Mar 15, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Gonna take them a while to get to Santana
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
penny takes another one off the body
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
hahaha oliver perez is guaranteed a spot in the mets rotation.
dear NYC – omar minaya hates you. signed, tom s.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
As a Queens resident, this is going to be a schadenfreudelicious summer
I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot
And yes, my device of the day is
adding -licious to words.
I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot
It actually works pretty well in that case, with the word ending in "-de"
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
and i've been doing the Fark
“person” couldn’t be reached for comment.
Farklicious.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
i thought taking joy in other people's misery was the purpose of living in new york in the first place.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Na, its all about the bagels.
Deluding yourself from your own misery by circumstance is just complementary.
I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot
the six-fingered man is pitching for us
announcers are debating whether this is an advantage to the pitcher
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
It is an advantage
if you want to count how many pitchers are on the roster only with your hands…
I want the Walrus back...
Dude
better be left handed.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
by liam on Mar 15, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
how is this not green?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 15, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
that left hand
would be pretty useful. imagine two thumbs
right hand is just kind weird and gross
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
SNL
There’s an old SNL commercial for ‘Handi-Off’, which removes extra fingers. This guy needs it.
“That burning sensation means it’s working.”
Hey Ump!
"That burning sensation means it's working"
Wasn’t that line used for A lower-back tattoo removal product?
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Yes
I remember that one. Maybe I’m getting the two confused. I can’t find the handi-off skit on youtube. Bummer.
Hey Ump!
If you find Yard-a-pult
out there, let me know. I’m glad “Lung Brush” finally made it onto the tubes.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Found it.
I don’t know anything about the site though so be warned. Seems SFW.
‘Yard-a-pult’ and ‘Big Red’ were two of my favorites.
Hey Ump!
Happy Fun Ball was my favorite of all time.
Colon Blow was pretty great too though.
Oooh, and the old one with Dan Aykroyd that was the kid’s commercial for “Bag O’ Broken Glass”
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
i keep imagining pujols with six fingers per hand
changing that quote to “i have only one ring, but i have eleven more fingers”
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
damn, didn't notice
the right hand has SEVEN fingers – could there be someone out there with eight?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
can you imagine the the wedding ceremony..
bride: ‘with this ring, i thee wed’
groom (whispered): ‘psst, honey that’s the wrong finger.’
bride (whispered): oh, sorry
groom (whispered): ‘keep going… one more… there you go.’
he's 70
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 15, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
that's why Boog's always laughing.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
why didnt skip slide into first there?
its his signature move!
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
how much stock should we be putting into
Rasmus batting 4th instead of Ludwick? Do you think once the season starts that ludwick will be batting 6th and Rasmus 5th?
I'd bat Razzle
7th (molina 6th.)
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Em.
Naturally, I think clogging the bases is mostly BS, but batting your slowest hitter in front of your fastest hitter seems a bit weird.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
is it me, or do we call that "last year"?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Then again, if your fastest hitter is also one of your most powerful hitters, having a 360 OBP in front of him makes sense.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
I don't mind Rasmus hitting 5th.
Splits up the righties, at least.
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
dropping by again
if anyone wants some cheap entertainment, TLR on BBTN w/ Bob Knight. 2:30pm central.
I remember the last time that happened, LOL.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Bob Knight was wearing a Cardinals polo when discussing brackets
It was nice. I love Bobby Knight
And to add to the fact that he didn’t give a shit about the questions ESPN was asking him made it even more memorable.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
I love spring break
Just got out of bed, grabbed a beer, and the future holds promise of more of the latter
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
hey, um,
got out of bed, grabbed a beer
i think there’s a term for that
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
unemployment
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
by gdm426 on Mar 15, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Story of my life?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i'm so jealous.
i wish i would have relished in my last spring break instead of studying for finals that didn’t matter. if only i’d known….
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
Spring break is far enough from finals for me to be able to fully enjoy it
It’s a pretty sweet for me, though. My fiance and I have been doing the long distance thing in college (3 years now), so she flies out to LA for her spring break, and then I fly down to Springfield for my spring break. I skip most classes when she’s down, so I essentially get 2 weeks of break. We beach it up, go hiking, hit up the San Diego zoo… it’s great
The only bummer is that we never have the same spring break, so we can never do “OMG COLLEGE SPRING BREAK” things together. Alas, Cancun can wait…
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
i've done OMG COLLEGE SPRING BREAK twice.
it sucks. completely not worth it.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
i think you did it wrong.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
i hadn't thought about that.
guess i should have been in those GGW videos after all.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
duh
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
alright, if you're single and hot and like sluts or are one, I suppose you'll have a good time.
but mysterui is engaged and i can’t see his fiance really enjoying the kind of crap that goes on down there.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
Oh, it's perfectly for spectacle
We have mastered the art of having-a-good-time-while-watching-Snooki-wannabes-dryhump-The Situation-wannabes
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Errr... purely for spectacle**
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
just go to Pepper for that or any club on washington.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
you're making me want to be the 30 year old creeper at spring break...
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
I still like like I am 22
Me and Colby have about the same amount of facial hair
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 15, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I love like I'm 26
but i like like i’m 22
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
by STLRegalia on Mar 15, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I wonder if there is something wrong with Hawksworth
He hasn’t gotten a lot of innings, seems to be strangely quiet
he's busy spamming people.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Haha
Hey Christine! Cardinals fans are the best in the NL by a far margin. We loved playing the Cardinals because we knew it would be a dog–fight. But most of the parks are the same. Most of the players interact with fans during BP.
http://morganensberg.wordpress.com/2010/03/11/i-believe-milton-bradley/
From Morgan F. Ensberg
always nice to hear players' perspectives
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Spring training tickets for sale 3/22
I am posting this every where so I thought – sure why not in the middle of a game thread.
I was in Jupiter and had tickets for the Red Sox game that was rained out. The game was postponed instead of canceled so it’s up to me to try and sell these tickets. I will sell them at face value ($35/each) if you know anyone who will be in Jupiter on the 22nd. Section 104, row 13. Good seats for getting autographs after the game.
They are listed already on Stub Hub. I paid $137 for these tickets.
Ok, I don't know how to send private messages
If you are interested you can email me: smcmurray AT mchsi.com
pretty much
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
meh. i guess being scrappy hit-for-average types, but jay's calling card is his defense, while john rodriguez's d has never been worth writing home about.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
i thought he was talking about general appearance, mannerisms, etc.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I don't see it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
greene a walk and stolen base
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
blew him away
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
P-D gameday headline
Stavinoha batting .400 after pinch hit
from The Commish
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
stav for utley
mo mulls it over
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
by cardball on Mar 15, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I support this trade.
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quick, tweet it to buuuuuster. there's pleanty of time for it to get on the 6pm SC
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
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by vexedtechie on Mar 15, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
hahahahahahhha
that is worth a lot of votes, my man
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Yeeeeeeahhhhh!!!!
This is pointing at me!
and everyone else who sees it
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Oh, it's pointing at you too?
I thought it was just pointing at me.
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
Maybe I'm not the most awesome....
Dang.
Back to the bench for me.
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Yes!!!
….wait a minute.
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f'n gdm
your awsome? haha (but pretty good for a dog)
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
hmm

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
oh, how the hall-of-fame-elected have fallen.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
MatthewHLeach
Fun with small sample sizes: Nick Stavinoha is batting .385 this spring and has an OPS of .793. #ThatsAlmostImpossible
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
nothing is impossible for stav
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Hey, if anyone is watching the game
Can you provide a play-by-play for those of us stuck at work and frustrated with the glacial pace of updates on Gameday?
by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 15, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions
i'm watching on mlb.tv, however, I think gameday is worlds faster...
I know game day is faster on my phone than the radio is by a good 10 seconds.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
I think the problem
is my network here at work keeps freezing it up.
by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 15, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
5-4 stl. 8th 1 out, 2-2 bases juiced Blanco up.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
motte throwing right down the heart of the plate.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
Pop up to 1B. 2 out.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
my shit cut out, motte loaded up the bases 2 outs, came back it's the 9th.
5-4 cards.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
angel pagan, 2 run walk off HR.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
wat?
mlb.tv craps out just before…
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I donno, it was bases loaded motte on the mound
2 out, the 8th. it craps out and doesn’t come back til the mets where back up in the 9th. just in time for the 2 run walk off.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
wow, Albert really tried to eliminate that pitcher
BBTN did the highlights.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
actual quote from our esteemed broadcasters:
“jason motte, he was a . . . a. . . converted . . . outfielder, wasn’t it?”
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
the cardinals had to trade him to the pitchers' mound in exchange for the rights to start rick ankiel in the outfield
by DanUpBaby on Mar 15, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
If it isn't about David Wright
or Jose Reyes and his whatever-the-heck-he’s-got, or the latest Mets injury, they’re pretty clueless.
by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 15, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
wait, we traded jim edmonds?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
I don't know, but bussssttterrrr is on live, right now.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Stupidity.
Just stupidity. And like everything on ESPN, they run with it, put a poll out on it, devote a whole episode of SportsNation on it, even though it originated from a pair of drunken fans in the bleachers in Clearwater.
by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 15, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, tweet the hot news: st. louisans are considering tarring and feathering buster olney!
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
OT: Just finished Season 4 of Dexter.
What. The Hell?!
I have to wait until September?!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Makes you feel guilty
for thinking all season long how Rita was just a wenchy ballbuster.
by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 15, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
i have only watched the first 2 seasons
And had someone completely spoil the next two seasons for me
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 15, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Season 3 you kinda knew what was gonna happen though anyway, not that it wasn't well done
Season 4 was the best one yet.
Not afraid to nitpick
Season 4 = John Lithgow
John Lithgow = Awesome
By transitive property
Season 4 = Awesome
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
ugh i disagree
after season 2, dexter is slipping into shark jumping territory
doing everything they can to make him loveable cuddly hero, which is clearly wasnt/isnt
season 4 wandered aimlessly almost ruining the awesome lithgow. seriously, would anyone notice if they fired half the cast and only showed dexter lithgow and masuka?
season 3 was even worse for me. instead of having dexter struggle w/ helping create a monster and how this fits into his code, oh lets make the bad guy a monster using our poor dex and save him from any guilt
yeah
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
the thing that I disliked the most between season 1,2 and 3, and 4 was the removal of father flashbacks
and used some kind of ghost that lectured dexter in real life.
yeah, that's kind of lame
especially considering how much the ghost is aging
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
i do wish they were longer
but i guess that’s the way it goes
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Fine with me
Shows turn to shit when they are forced into 24 episodes. “24” would have been about 10x better if it was “12” I think.
Not afraid to nitpick
haha, Bob Knight puts Tony on, without warning.
Dick Vitale greets him heartily. Ravech is speechless.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
if anything freaky is happening right now, that's why.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Kurkjian is verklempt (sp?)
about TLR phoning in during game.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
parise up in the pen
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
What do you guys think the chance of Parise making the team?
Tony keeps on sending him out to close games. More than anyone else
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 15, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
How is Parise pronounced?
Like the hockey player? (Pa-REE-say)
Or (Pa-REEZ)?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I think everyone should adopt hockey pronunciations anyway
At least for Roy anyway. Brandon Wahh sounds so much cooler.
Not afraid to nitpick
Hockey pronunciations = French?
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
Wahh Halladay
Wahh Ozwahlt
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Chief Justice looked pretty bad against K-Rod
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
k-rod k's j-rod
well, at least a guy who looks like j-rod
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Hey guys
Remember when we signed Felipe Lopez for 1yr/$1M + incentives?
That was awesome.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
by mojowo11 on Mar 15, 2010 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Wait, when did this happen?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Yeah, I saw it in a bar in Aspen, Colorado.
It was on a newspaper.
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
we have two totally different definitions of the word awesome
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
My definition involves paying peanuts for a guy who had a .383 OBP and was worth 4.6 WAR last year
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
mine is i hate him because i think he's a douche
why yes, i am irrational & unhinged. why do you ask?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Get back to me when Albert gets 250 RBIs because Lopex bats 2nd
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
i will buy all the beers you can drink for life if that happens
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
what if we resign lopex for a second year?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
250 rbi's in TWO years would pretty much be a given for apu
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yeah, that wouldn't be fair to me
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
you hate a guy who wanted to play for the StL Cardinals?
and is now a Cardinal? cmon man
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 15, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
plus albert likes him
i know i’ve said that before, but it really should count for a lot.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
I agree
I think that people have scapegoated him for no clear reason… and he was really really good the last season and a half, so I’m excited to have him on the team
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 15, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
He made some ugly mental errors in the field
That’s an easy way to get VEB hate, I think. Coming off his tenure in Washington, I think it was easy to assume that he is a dumbass or doesn’t care enough or something. Plus, the media has sort of built up this idea that he doesn’t care or has some kind of attitude issue, despite a fair amount of people who were willing to say the exact opposite (including Mo). I suppose it’s a possibility that he’s been dealing with off-the-field issues or something.
Overall, though, he’s been outstanding ever since the Cardinals traded for him, including a truly stellar 2009. Seems like an unbelievably good acquisition to me.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
yes, he made metal mistakes, half assed it left & right
and thought he was all that & a bag of chips. i just hate his attitude & i think he’s a bad person to have around. but if Albert really does like him, and this is the first i’m hearing of it, i am willing to give him a second chance
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
it's impressive
how much you can know about the intricacies of someone’s personality by watching them catch a ball and then hit a ball with some wood
me, i would have to actually meet the person and be around them to draw such conclusions
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
you make it sound like you hung out with the guy
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, we trade affliction shirts & everything
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I'm definitely okay with that
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
Remember when we signed Felipe Lopez & 14,000 tons of bacon for 1yr/$1M + incentives?
Fixed.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
OK, I think I understand this Olney story now.
2 dudes in the Philidelphia front office were sitting around, smoking copious amounts of weed when one said, “Dude, what if we could talk the Cardinals into trading Pujols for Howard straight-up?” To which, the other guy replies, “That would be AWESOME!!!”.
Thus, Olney gets to report that the Phillies front office is considering trading Pujols for Howard.
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
That must have been
some serious Mexican product there.
I think even Timothy Leary would say, “Hey, guys, ease up off that stuff.”
by Michael_68_1999 on Mar 15, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
slight edit:
“2 dudes in the Philadelphia front office were sitting around, smoking copious amounts of weed [with Buster Olney]…”
by DanUpBaby on Mar 15, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
since Khalil is gone, I move that
“mulling” is the new verb for that.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
HFS
©
Blowing ninth inning leads….it all seems so familiar.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
i've seen this movie before.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
MatthewHLeach
That, however, did not help Parise’s chances. (It’ll be on the boxscore soon enough). Headed downstairs… #jinx 1 minutes ago via web
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So I got offered a new job
But I don’t really like it that much. It is better than my current job but I have a job interview tomorrow for a job that I really want. So I am not just trying to delay
This isn't one of those Jurassic Park things again, is it?
The last time you posted that, there was MAYHEM. MAYHEM I SAY
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
hey that's awesome
i was just told i’m unqualified for a temp job at honda doing menial office work
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
This is easily the worst job market of my life so far
I have applied to so many jobs
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 15, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
i've applied to over 500 jobs since last february, it's insane
i never had this problem before. the last time i was looking for work back in 2000 i looked for only a week before i was hired. i turned down job offers for months afterwords. i’m with you, i’ve never seen a job market like this
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i remember one time
i got fired from my job for being late, got home from being fired at like 10am and i started a new job at 2pm
it was pretty sweet
but yeah, the job market is shit now. and everyone wants experience. experience for what? pick shit up and moving it to somewhere that it’s not? sitting down and answering a phone? shee-it
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
i never thought not having a degree would be this big of a problem
i’ve got boat loads of experience, but no degree. everyone up here wants a degree
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
DVR'd -- can't wait to watch it tonight
We just finished Band of Brothers — thank you HBO for replaying that fine series.
Just downloaded it
Getting ready to watch it
by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 15, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
SPOILER ALERT - we win.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 15, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Is it a nature documentary on the ocean?
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Yes
and I have a word of warning for those with kids, there’s a lot of “f” word usage early and late in the show, so you may want to keep that in mind. My 9-year old asked what “f-in’” meant, so we sent him out of the room.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 15, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
did that surprise you?
or anyone else?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 15, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
considering picking up HBO just for the Pacific
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Mar 15, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
aww why do have such a long name, I read your comment then I anticipated a second one and
I was met with disappoint.
HL pointed this out last year, it's still a kick ass name
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
The one positive thing I have noticed this spring
Is that our pitchers don’t seem to be walking many people.
...
http://twitter.com/NatsTownNews/statuses/10530606631
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
are you suggesting we return the man that looked like a mouse?
because he was fine for use before but we are set on lefties and the ones we have look wierd enough
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Mar 15, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
we should pick him up as trade bait
mo mulls villone for hamels
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
No More
Trade with Phillies talk!
The bible declares an eye for an eye, so, let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean. . . You won't be hurting anyone anymore
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Mar 15, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
aw. being told you're not good enough for the nat's bullpen is like being told you're too stupid to work for espn.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 15, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
unicorn
JoeStrauss Cards reassign Sugar Shane Robinson, Bryan Anderson, Mark Hamilton and Daryl Jones to minor-league camp. More to folo. #stlcards 29 minutes ago via web
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
and
JoeStrauss You can add arms Francisco Samuel and Tyler Norrick to those assigned to minor league camp today by Cardinals. #stlcards
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hard to argue with any of that.
nick stavino livest to fight another day? sigh.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
Tony must be fascinated with his batting line
“I’m just going to keep running him out there, just to see if his BA stays higher than his OBP forever.”
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
i wonder what the record for that is
the longest streak of BA staying higher than OBP?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
DON'T SIGN BEN SHEETS
Don’t pay attention to spring training stats, blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda, but it’s probably worth noting that Ben Sheets just got knocked out of the game against the Reds. His line: 10 runs, 8 hits, 1 walk, no one retired. Repeat: no one retired.
Via Calcaterra, Link
I'm not a player, I just mouth-breathe a lot
spring training
heh
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 15, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions
somebody (keith law?) was saying that harden looked like absolute excrement in his earlier outing.
sounds like his first assignment will be on the DL.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
harden too
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I'm one of the big naysayers on Harden/Sheets
And even I’ll say this stuff is meaningless in ST.
Not afraid to nitpick
I think it's pretty obvious
their teams are telling them to not push it, so early in ST they will just go up there and throw meatballs, rather than try and compete and get outs. they’re just warming up and don’t want to get hurt, especially considering their injury history and how important they are too their teams.
that said, I fully expect at least one of them to get hurt this season!
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 15, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
so you think they will get healthy
and then hurt again?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
well
if they got signed then they have passed as healthy. but in regular season competition, chances are one of them will get hurt. pretty cut and dry
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 15, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I was always against the signing of BEN SHEETS!!!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 15, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
you should be happy I'm not our GM
of course if I was Mo we would have made that thurston for evan longoria trade.
i would have traded thursty
for eva longoria…though i guess that should go without saying.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
$10MM!
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Mar 15, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
now this is pretty damn cool.
http://morganensberg.wordpress.com/2010/03/15/lidge-vs-pujols-i-was-in-the-wrong-spot/
Why didn’t you move closer to the hole then?
1. You do what the manager says. He has the spray charts in front of him. Managers use that information as a starting point and move players according to the pitcher’s plan against the batter.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I expect a circus picture of a certain park.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
was garner unaware of this optical illusion?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it's the Astros
I just don’t know about them.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
like maybe in game 10 or 20 or 100
somebody could’ve pointed it out to him.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
they keep moving the funhouse mirrors.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
in the comments
I think he says that he became aware of it after the Eckstein hit, so his hindsight was 20/20
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
this is after a whole season?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
either way, i'm glad we don't have a freak ballpark.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it is the Astros
perhaps they hadn’t been burnt to that degree up to that point, so they never looked into it
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
now I'm wondering
how old the park was, at that point
let’s see, built 1999.
and is there a similar illusion on the visitors’ side… I’m pretty bad at picturing the original illusion, to be honest.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I still don't understand it
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions
that team has never made any sense to me
i don’t know why he’s talking about it, they won the series. shut up & stop making excuses for why you lost one game.
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
ensberg's blog is surprisingly good and insightful.
i gained some respect for him.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
yeah, i'm impressed
i have a feeling i’ll disagree with something, sometime, but the insider view and the opinions are just really well laid-out. fascinating.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'm impressed by a public figure who tries to respond to all commenters.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
And he doesn't seem to have a glib bone in his body.
He’s really fostering discussion.
STAB STAB STAB
yeah, he's good
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
a MLBer with no life
JUST LIKE US!
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
watching brewers-indians
mil announcers talking as if edmonds a shoo-in to make team.
kid on brewers has a waino curve, k’d the side
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Was looking over at the Phils blog
Just to look at their reaction. They don’t seem to grasp that we can resign him at all.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
ha, have to go take a look
wagner mateo working out for d’backs today
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Meh, they are desperate
Their farm system really isn’t that good, and hell, who knows, we can be wrong. We don’t have the greatest medical staff around.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
phillies site a hoot
front page, huh? comments went from “pretty much a lock to happen” (very first) and “i’d do it only if we didn’t have to give up brown” to “we could ask, but they’d just say no”
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
It's fascinating, that's for sure.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
well I gotta go again
Leach’s tidbits are up
http://yourenotagolfer.mlblogs.com/archives/2010/03/monday_camp_tidbits_back_in_th.html
I’m guessing there are pieces on the Mothership and the P-D, at the very least.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Just played GRIT on iphone scrabble.
Arron Miles could not be reached for comment.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
Wanted to see what Aaron Miles is doing this spring
Took me about 5 seconds to remember what team he’s on now.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
Oh
And, by the way, he’s currently sporting a .000/.000/.000 line in Spring Training, but in only 8 AB.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
give him time
he’ll get more AB’s
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Holy fucking shit.
Can someone sum this thread up for me, preferably to the tune of Stairway to Heaven?
Battle of the sexes.
Scrubs jumping the shark.
Corky Ramos is a scenester.
I didn’t get in on the baby daddy drama so donno.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
and testicles are outside the body
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
oh, and sage steele is a stripper
some people have 12 fingers, and vexed tweeted olney with the news: mo mulling swap of stav for utley…and mulling might be the new word for stoned.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
make that 13 fingers
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
incoming clerihew
Colby Rasmus and Dues-Paying
there was something about who we were playing,
which parts of the wire were bad,
and shark-jumper: Scrubs or Colby’s dad?
by DanUpBaby on Mar 15, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
We're going to trade Albert Pujols for Ryan Howard straight up
/blistering guitar solo
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
then Trade Howard for Lincecum & Cain
they still want that power hitting lefty first baseman
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Mar 15, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
we could keep howard
and ship them hamilton.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
mil cf prospect cain
throws like a right-handed damon
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
per mlbtr
mlb execs say lopex one of the best off-season moves, and holliday one of the worst.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
hard to take this seriously
when the polled group could’ve included folks like Jim Hendry, Omar Minaya, and Brian Sabean
Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.
by EinFesteBusch on Mar 15, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
throw kc and houston in
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
we got both sides covered then
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Man...
I had I guy at work trying to tell me how good of an idea it would be to trade Pujols for Howard. His main reason was because it would save us money.
Huh?
I wish they'd just get Albert signed already.....
go ahead and make it something Ricockulous, just get it done so all these east coast asshats© will just shut the hell up already. There is no way in hell that Pujols gets traded this year, and that makes him a 5 and 10 guy for next year (read NTC). The Cardinals don’t have enough insurance for the carnage to STL that they would be responsible for if they traded him.
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
on the "proposed" pujols-howard swap
commenter at mlbtr: there’s a better chance that cards and phils trade cities.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
how can they get him signed
when he doesn’t even want to have contract talks until after this season?
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions
albert says "there's stupid people"
howard acts as if it’s not unimaginable (ego?), and tony sums it up in the last sentence:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/baseball/mlb/03/15/pujols.howard.ap/index.html?eref=sihp
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Buster's having a bad day
Pujols has now called this report “stupid,” LaRussa has called it “ridiculous” and stated that the reporter who started the rumor has lost some credibility, and Ruben Amaro has called it “ridiculous” and “irresponsible.”
Maybe Olney should do a little more digging before reporting these things from now on.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
ummm his article just said that some in the org (philly) may have thrown the idea around, not that there were any actual talks
it was the editors of the web site that create the headlines who implied otherwise, of course just getting all kinds of traffic their way in the process
Seriously.
As if nobody in the Cards org ever thought outloud “I wonder what it would take to get Ryan Zimmerman/Felix Hernandez/Evan Longoria”, etc. I’d be pissed if they weren’t.
That being said, a random thought floating around a baseball teams office does not need to be reported on.
I think it was an irresponsible thing to report, really
It’s an inflammatory trade rumor involving the faces of two franchises. And saying something like, “It’s unclear whether the Phillies have proposed anything to the Cardinals,” despite what it actually says, actually lends credence to the idea that the Phillies front office is legitimately considering the idea.
It was just bad reporting. This whole thing makes no sense from any angle, but he still reported it.
It’s ESPN’s fault for blowing the whole thing out of proportion, but it was bad reporting to put it out there to begin with.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
we need to get buster on the hamilton-for-cain deal
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
maybe he got pranked
howard stern-style.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
albert is forest gump?
“that’s all i have to say about that”
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
sometimes I just love Tony LaRussa
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Mar 15, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I have gone full circle
I liked him, then for a while I didn’t like him, now I think he’s pretty swell
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions
i just want him to stay outta the way now more than anything
i like him and all, but he needs to stop trying to prove to everyone he’s still the smartest most intelligent manager evar
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
"I'm going to have the pitcher lead off and then have albert follow
Holliday will bat sixth , ludwick ninth, this way we will spread out our bad and good hitters."
which isn't like a big stretch
yeah, just let tlr work his magic, whatever it is, I’m not sure. I think he just confuses himself with all the gears turning inside, and then everyone tries to figure out what is going on and just gets confused also
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions
yes, less confusion = moar Cardinals wins
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
my main gripe with him
is moving players around out of position, I think it fucks up their defense.
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions
you like the phillies too?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
well, you're throwing your gasket, there.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
are you a pitcher or a thrower
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'd be happy if for just one week he had everyone playing the same position
and batting in the same order
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
well, i sincerely hope you can find something else to make you happy
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
do look like someone who's found happiness?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
i'd like to see olney try and get a cards interview
from either tony, carp, or big mac
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
heh
or Albert ahahahah
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions
i think he knows that would be ridiculous
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i just lost a ton of respect for cliff lee.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
The article's not real clear about the situation that had Lee pissed off
But from the way it makes it sound, Lee was way out of line.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
i don't care if he was sleeping with cliff's wife, you don't throw at somebody's head.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
this is cliff f'n lee, he's the southpaw version of carp
he pities no one and pitches as he damn pleases.
he said he's sorry
but he didn’t mean it.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I'll do this again tomorrow
but when everyone has a chance, can they go here and vote for “The Final Countdown” ?
I entered it as an idea for a theme song for the local sports talk show. thanks.
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
fairly new
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
What I assume Decatur Sports talk radio sounds like:
“Is Eisenhower going to make it to state?”
“Who cares… It smells terrible. Now, some Allison Krauss playing Yakkity Sax, while we all kill ourselves!”
haha
it’s ESPN, so they have Mike & Mike, the Herd, Scott Van Pelt, the local show, then either local sports, the Bulls, The Bears, or the Cubs
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
i like SVP on SC, but i don't know about his radio show
he was on there a few weeks ago talking about if a 30yr old guy is too old to go to a college bar. it was just dumb
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
60-40 your way
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
thanks
voting is until 5:55 tomorrow. So i will be spamming the hell out of VEB tomorrow. and if I win, every matchup after that.
thanks again
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
So in other words...
vote against it
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hush your mouth
and go vote again.
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
watching braves-nats
thursty just turned 2
dibble: you can’t win without matt stairs (he meant that plural)
“washington, d.c. – baseball town usa” is their slogan
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Wouldn't "USA town baseball" make more sense?
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
greinke pitching tonite
hope ank plays.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
out for being weak
sorry rick, that was uncalled for
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
ankiel/ankle
whoa…freaky.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
you have a future in divination
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
the guy with dibble
with willie harris batting: if you had 7 or 8 of him on your team, that’d be a really good team
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
thursty just hit a bomb off capps
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
dibble said waino is one of the better pitchers in the cards rotation
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
that's a mind blower
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions
adam kennedy is gritty
“you’ll see his uniform dirty a lot this year” – the guy with dibble
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
nats are 0-11
but dibble is not concerned, citing the rays as an example of how nats will turn it around from last year(s)
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it's a tough life
white sox announcers expected buerhle’s first pitch to be over podsednik’s head – what’s that about?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i wish olney would respond
to the stav for utley tweet
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
where's your comment?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
just hit those keys
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I like anyone who puts Cody in his place
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Mar 15, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
sox announcers just laughed at podsednik's route in center
“we’ve seen that a few times”
and they enjoyed pods picked off first by buerhle.
must be some bad blood here.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
andruw jones in cf for sox
pods in cf for royals.
i really appreciate razzums watching this.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
?????
Whaaaa?
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Mar 15, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
is this the reply fail of all reply fails?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Not completely untrue
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Hahaha I just understood this post
Drive-by snipe on another website
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Morgan Ensberg's
In the “About me” section
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Classic GDM
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Mar 15, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
funny thing is
ensberg replied to gdm: i don’t know what that means, morgan
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Was it gdm?
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by vexedtechie on Mar 16, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
nah, wasn't him
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by vexedtechie on Mar 16, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Nobody's come forth though.
Could it be gdm??
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by vexedtechie on Mar 16, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I think it may be RR.
he bugs VEP the most about it. Or Cody.
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 16, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Killed it.
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by vexedtechie on Mar 16, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't bring me into this.....
I’m an innocent bystander.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
But was it you?
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by vexedtechie on Mar 16, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
IDK either
Maybe we could ask Ensberg for the IP adress on the comment and cross reference it to SBNation.
by vivaelpujols on Mar 16, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Morgan's going to be like what is the deal with Penny pitch f/x posts?
Why are they so darn important to these crazy people?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 16, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
because it's like the lost treasure
we have to find it.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
his initial response was incredibly earnest
I think his follow-up would be “I don’t know what an IP address is, or a gdm, but I’m on tech support with my service provider. I’ll see what I can do!”
by DanUpBaby on Mar 16, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
no kidding.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 16, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Alright, I confess.
It was gdm.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
our long national nightmare is over
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
gee, if only someone had already said this
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
one day your vigilante shenanigans will bite you in the ass
yes,

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
by gdm426 on Mar 16, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just confused the hell out of a guy who once finished 4th in mvp voting
and you got all the blame muhahahahaha.
i might comment there
something like:
morgan, i just finished going over a penny pitch f/x and it got me to wondering: whenever you batted against penny, did he seem to pitch you a certain way? thanks, penniesonthedollar
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i'll take the blame, he was an astro
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
the astros are one of the six
teams to which albert okayed a trade
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i didn't read it that way
you could be right, but i believe he has to give a list of six each year, and they just listed four. phillies aren’t one of them, either way.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
gdm's alibi was a bit shaky
says he was eating, but never mentioned bacon
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
i was eating two smallish cheeseburgers
and i had a triple chocolate twix candy bar for desert. i had bacon earlier today but i wish i had some for those burgers, they could have used it
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
not even a Penny pitch f/x
graphey thingey
maybe we can get Ensberg to do a Penny pitch f/x
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Mar 15, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
It needs some padding, fluffery,
explanation of some sort.
"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill
I bet he stubbed his toe
on the outfield wall
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Mar 15, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
there are no such thing as coincidences
it’s either you or flim & my money’s on you
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
what if it's vep?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i doubt his reaction would have been that if it was
i don’t care if he does write on sunday’s, someone’s going to flag that & i don’t think he’d take that risk of getting dan all up in his biz
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
can a comment get flagged more than once?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
does it turn red with 6 or something?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Only if you are a mod
And it turns red with 1 or 2, IIRC.
by vivaelpujols on Mar 16, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
then your head explodes from robot lasers.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 16, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I mean you can only see red if you are a mod
(speaking of that, why don’t I have ban powers yet Dan?!)
by vivaelpujols on Mar 16, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Shucks?
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by vexedtechie on Mar 16, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i think you have to be a writer for the site
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
by cardball on Mar 16, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
hahaha
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 16, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
catch 426
anyone who asks for ban powers can’t have ban powers
by DanUpBaby on Mar 16, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The most truthful thing you've said.
Except I think you’re trying to use reverse psychology.
STAB STAB STAB
We'd all be banned.
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 16, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
true, I would be horrible with that power entrusted in my hands.
Dan would be making the biggest mistake of ALL TIME.
you say that like he doesn't already know
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
obviously
fourstick
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Bye VEP!
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Nowhere.
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you saying that cody
is somewhat like amaro mulling the trade like it was ever offered
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
6ly offensive
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by vexedtechie on Mar 16, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 16, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I didn't flag it solely because it's you.
For some reason I don’t find foul language quite as offensive when you say it.
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 16, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
"poop."
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by vexedtechie on Mar 16, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
(guano)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 16, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
{Feces}
hehehehe
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by vexedtechie on Mar 16, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
If only my English teacher thought that way
by vivaelpujols on Mar 16, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Incomprete???
Is Kim Jong-Il grading this?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I literally giggle everytime I read foul language from him.
Everyone else I am usually like whatever or was that necessary?
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 16, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
And get The Seaward out of here!
“I’ll leave when I’m good and ready”
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by vexedtechie on Mar 16, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm here for you
*flags the comment
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
"um, duh?"
You passive aggressive bitch!
by vivaelpujols on Mar 16, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions
i outta do the same, just outta principle
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
you've got to quit blaming yourself
that’s gdm’s job
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
You'
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
Oh forget it
SBN says that comment shouldn’t exist, so it won’t.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
that's like a time travel paradox
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
That's hilarious.
Whoever did that is a genius.
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 16, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
what's really funny is right as i read vep comment the words
i can’t live without your love & affection came through my head phones. the irony was not lost on me
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
for realz yo, that wasn't me
i would totally take credit for it if it was though
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
At this point GDM would have admitted it I think.
So it’s not GDM.
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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 16, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
heck yes i would have when he made the first comment
i wish i had though, i was just eating a late dinner when this went down. stupid late dinner
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
just seems like something you'd do
i find it pretty funny whom ever did it
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
does anyone know where my computer's mouth is and how i might wash it out without damaging my computer?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 16, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i just put drops in my eyes
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
jones and vizquel
21 gold gloves between them
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
they were talking about either him or guillen
and said “at one time he was one of the best rf’ers in baseball, and he could be again”
i guess if the only other choice is “one of the worst” then either could be “one of the best”
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Their OF is full of guys that were crappy last year.
Quentin
Rios
Jones
Pierre
I would rather start Pierre in LF and Quentin in RF instead of the other way around and Rios in CF.
I’m ok with jones playing the corners but he doesn’t got what it takes to be a CF anymore.
watching giants-pads
that blanks kid on pads is a beast. i knew he was big, but thought he’d be kind of heavy. he’s built like an nba player. just stole 2b.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
why?
fantasy?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
his draft value was $1 and so I bid on him
next thing I know vexed raises the bid and he kept raising it until I had no more money to bid.
Dude...I told you I used to watch him play in FW...
…I’m not lettin’ him slip.
Is it too late to pick up Matt Lawton?! hahaha
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by vexedtechie on Mar 16, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
and I brought that up to him this is his full response
I don’t believe in walks. That may sound strange, but I believe in hitting mistakes. My problems at the plate had to do with perspective. When I was in the box I was more concerned with the "outcome" then working the process. That means I wasn’t placing my body in a position to hit more pitches around the plate. I will get to that topic down the line. It is ironic that I would be a better hitter right now because I have had time off and that has given me perspective.
a tater tot just raced a chili dog
during the giants-pads game
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
the tater tot
no way of knowing what it was without the announcers – it looked like lego’s head
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
somewhere, LaRue has nightmares
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 16, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
when tater tots race chili dogs, we all lose.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
sign of the apocalypse?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Voting's done on the logo contest....
…says winners will be contacted within the next couple weeks. Here’s hopin I’m in the top 3 at least. lol
Thanks to everyone who voted!!! Means a lot
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
our long national nightmare is over
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Can't hurt....I voted my ass off for both 1 and 2
I mean, shoot….maybe I can take 1st and 2nd, 2nd and 3rd, or 1st and 3rd? Who knows.
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by vexedtechie on Mar 16, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
or 2nd and 3rd
and the one made by the giants’ fan wins
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Which one is that?!
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
think cy young
twas a joke
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
whhhhyyyy gob whhhyyyyyy
Rick Horton has arrived on twitter.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he was a twit
that’s different
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
not that I know of
then again, I didn’t follow twitter last year
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 15, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
the pitcher for pads just batted for second time this inning
he hit it back to the pitcher who threw it away to first.
(so now we have to preview everything before posting?)
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
now it's normal again
but my last few new comments had no post button, just preview and cancel. so i had to hit preview to get a post button in the preview box
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
that happens when SBN locks up
if it’s bad, just go through preview-post, and if it’s just recalcitrant, reload.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 16, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm eating a tomato
maybe it grew too close to a shroom?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
and it's called "mulling"
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 16, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
that's why i'm eating the tomato
/kidding?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
eh, I'm just pushing a meme
like when one “mulls” trading certain players.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 16, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
that sounds good...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 16, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
speaking of which
on mlbtr, commenter tmox: “…Blalock is a better hitter, but the odds of him staying on the field for more than half the season are slimmer than Khalil Greene hosting an ice cream social for 100 people.”
man, matt stairs, def best shape of his life. just batted, got a hit, announcers talking about how svelte he is – it’s true.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
that's why I was looking for a current picture
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 16, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
he must've dropped 30 lbs.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
who's tweeting for FSM? Red luggaged them.
Red schoendienst just asked me about oysters and when i told him they are too much work, he walloped me in the shoulder about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
Red still packs a punch! Fans, you must make a visit a to spring training! #stlcards about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
stupid unicorns
can’t they do anything preventative?
Moar sinkerz!
http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/mar/15/brad-penny-seeing-results-he-continues-work-sinker/
http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/mar/15/cardinals-notebook-la-russa-upset-espn-pujols-trad/
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
He was my source on the Utley/Stavinoha deal
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BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
.548 obp for cheese
mo: we’re not trading him…period.
one of the commenters in g-d article wants a mo announcement that cards are in internal discussions about a freeze for longoria trade.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i almost want to open a fanpost
where VEB has “internal discussions” about trades.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
We should break the mold (mould?)
And have some external discussions. Just walk around striking up trade rumor talk with random people on the street, get their input.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
cj beatty?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you're back
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
If he does that...
“Oooh 36 home runs… big fucking deal. Do YOU have a Pitch f/x database?! That’s what I though bitch”.
by vivaelpujols on Mar 16, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions
what's that old saying
use it or lose it?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i could hit 50 in that band box with a wiffle ball bat & one arm tied behind my back
big f’ing deal
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
this thread has officially become unbearably slow
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
man
lately at work even threads with like 700 comments bog down the computer lately, it was freezing my browser for a while. guess I shouldn’t be on there anyway heh
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions
but right now on my laptop there's no prob
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah me too, it used to never get slow till around 1000, now around 700-800 it starts to slow down
it sucks big time right now
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
shitty
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions
with about 1300 comments, I really want to see this thread get to 2000.
say what ever is one your mind VEB, just talk.
the batman seems to be
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
and the answer is, what are three words vep's mom has never uttered?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
by gdm426 on Mar 16, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i love gdm?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
F that
3000
it would be all Dr. Octagon stylee
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions
we're talking about baseball, cody
heat up some milk and go to bed
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you're going to get banned if you keep that up
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
Three thousand!!!
Three thousand!!
I crank up lyrical flows spit spats what’s that
The pattern records don’t touch the DATs yo
Check out the pro skills medic fulfills
Contact react to style I’m back you lack
Channels and handles Automator’s on the panels
Turnin knobs you slobs suckers like Baskin Robs
Carvel don’t tell your whole crew is ice cream fudge
Rappers that budge makin moves step in grooves
And ride the pace like at thirty-three dark shades
Now you seein me
Rap moves on to the year three thousand
Three thousand!
Three thousand!
Three thousand!
Let me shuffle red red red see the black heart it ain’t hard
Pick and choose you lose oops you lost
Check out the boss on Broadway down to walkways
Suckers with mics that end up with tooth decay
I, the Doctor, stop ya, in your world rock ya
Heads bop, forever tunes and they won’t stop like hip-hop
keeps growing, sick of sick of showing
Scratches in matress business money reattaches worldwide
deep inside stops the diamond rocks
In a million world, billion world, quitrillion world
Rap moves on to the year three thousand
Three thousand!
Three thousand!
Three thousand!
Three thousand!
As space I’ve shown participator acts walk up clog up and mess up
water down the sound, that comes from the ghetto
In the middle the core you tour explore experience
what is real you feel, changing ways
Commercial rap’s in the grave, stuff on disc that’s very wack
that you saved, you think it’s good won’t go platinum
or even turn wood, sell the cassette
Your homey’s tape deck gets wet
You my pet, my poodle chicken noodle’s on the rise
Open your eyes and see my life
Rap moves on to the year three thousand!
Three thousand!!
Three thousand!!
Three thousand!!
Three thousand!!!
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions
man
Blanton’s whiskey is some good stuff. it’s almost too good. met up with a veb’er tonight at revolution brewery, sat down to eat with my nephew and some friends, then my band called and I didn’t realize I had practice tonight so I wolfed down a bunch of food beer and whiskey walked outside and caught the bus because I was lucky like that. went east down chicago avenue in a hurry, got to the practice space less than an hour late, and we’re training a new guitarist anyway. now I realize that it’s not as early as I thought it was
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:29 AM EDT reply actions
Sounds like I missed a good nite...
since I spent the entire day/evening chasing squeaks around my buddy’s floor and screwing down the subfloor to try and make them stop.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
going out tomorrow night so give me a call if you want to
not sure what time going to be going out yet, the nephew is still in town so… and my friend jon will be joining us, he’s an interesting character for sure. btw, my nephew is only like 7 years younger than me heh. he’s already been through the military and did explosives ordinance disposal, now he lives in Iowa and is bored after living in several different countries. so he’s up in Chicago for spring break
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions
So it sounds like he is my age...
And I’m supposed to help him again tomorrow, but I’m not sure how long it will take. If I get out of there at a decent time I’ll text or give you a call.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
right on
whenever ya want to hang out. although around rent time I don’t go out, so it’d probably be around second week of baseball before I go out again
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions
OT: I firmly believe that 1994 was the best year for music in my life...
when I was putzing around on wikipedia I went to the 1993 year in music page… saw that Billy Ray Cyrus had the 5th best selling album of the year. I about had an aneurysm when I saw that… I think it’s time we officially start mocking the 90s as hard as we possibly can.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
the 90s were really weird
they had some of the best music around, and some of the worst music too
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Just 94...
Smash, Rubberneck, Wildflowers, Stranger than Fiction, Nirvana Unplugged album released, Dookie, Blue Album, Mellow Gold, The Downward Spiral… I challenge anyone to come up with a better staring 9 than that from any given year.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I would have to do some research
gotta go to bed soon though, get back to you on that heh
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions
The koRn album is also part of that team
if for nothing else than really being the first of it’s kind…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
ha
I remember being really into that. now they are kind of a joke. interesting/innovative guitar players and sound I guess. heavy metal is just way better than numetal though.
back then I was really into Nirvana, Alice In Chains, Primus, Faith No More, Tool, etc
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah
Soundgarden
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I loves me some Alice In Chains
I don’t know how I feel about them getting the band back together though.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
at first I liked the new album
but now it’s just kinda blah. one of those albums you get that you like at first and then it just loses its effect. usually the best albums sound really weird at first and then grow on you. the albums that grab you right away usually lose their effect.
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm on board with that to an extent...
However my outlier on that is The Toadies. I have always said they never released a bad song. I love those guys.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I liked their 2nd album I think it was
the one after the album with the hits on it
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions
It's amazing...
the third one is really good too.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
1994 was the best year of my life period
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
graduated from high school woooooooo!
college. actually it was kind of a bad year for me though, well maybe it was ’95. a friend of mine got murdered and my parents got divorced. craziness
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions
sophmore/junior year in high school, i peaked then & it's been all downhill ever since
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
that's not the only thing that peaked....your penis hahaha
by BuzzKillington on Mar 16, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
little being the keyword there...
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
....

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
by gdm426 on Mar 16, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I see what you did there...
you got a rec from me.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
You said it twice
that must mean you’re 6.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Oh and I will do no such thing.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i told you all this thread was wacked out of it's mind
but did you believe me? noooooooooo sir. no one believes the crazy old man in the corner drinking straight out of the bottle talking about the good old days
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I am actually kind of at my peak now
finally am playing shows in a band, have an apartment in a good neighborhood, I guess it makes up for the last 15 years or so haha. never give up gdm. ever.
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Or if you want to give up...
remember there’s always meth.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
yeah
requires too much effort.
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions
that's awesome you're peaking now, kudos my man. kudos
keep living the dream. i wish i was in a band. i’ve always wanted to play the drums in a rock band.
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I wish I could play drums
drummers control the show
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions
i didn't know that
i just always liked the drums. they make the most noise & look a blast to play
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
They're a pain to move around though
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
on two levels
they drive the car, to use a metaphor…. and they are also in higher demand because guitarists are a dime a dozen, and bass players are also more easy to find than a good drummer. the ratio is something like this d:b:g = 1:3:5 so there’s usually like 5 guitarists for every drummer. probably more than that, but you get the idea. I switched from guitar to bass and people want to jam with me more now
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions
MOAR SLAYER!!!
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
seasons in the abyss kicks ass
/understatement of the day
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Eh never been a huge heavy metal fan
I just used Slayer Raining Blood as my joke answer for a bar trivia I used to play at… Anytime it was something slow and melodic or obviously not Slayer and we didnt’ know the answer we’d put that down…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i've always heard the drummers
get the chicks.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
most of the drummers I know are already married
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions
i heard the exact opposite, drummers never get the girl
but that’s fine because i’m used to that
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
well, there ya go
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
well, there ya go
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
That's what she said?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
lol
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions
The drummers are the butt of most jokes though...
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
it's kinda like pollock jokes
when Poland is actually the smartest country in Europe
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I want to know what happened to pollock jokes
I haven’t heard any new ones in a long time. I hope being all PC isn’t impacting that market.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
pollock jokes? don't seem funny to me.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Mar 16, 2010 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
at least I didn't type pollack heh
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions
that's cool, now i really want to learn out to play the drums
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
might as well
hey, do you have rock band 2 or something like that? can you keep rhythm? get some
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions
no, but i used to take piano lessions
so i know about music & rhythm & stuff
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I played in school band...
sadly you are probably much closer to playing the set than I am… namely cause I played bass drum as a way to get out of doing other even more annoying crap in high school
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i haven't touched a piano in years
probably 15 easily
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
well there ya go
I also bought some electronic music software to entertain myself when I can’t play loud stuff
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions
What type of music does your band play?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
we do heavy rock ala Black Sabbath
but modernized. I like to call it tribal riff metal
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
well you do this,

but i do this

so i think it’s a draw
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
those are both suggestive.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i've now seen this twice.
why does batman have a lightsaber?
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
obviously he needed a new tool for his belt
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I was 11...
ah man I did that wrong.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
dang
sometimes I forget I’m one of the elders here lol
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I was an uncle at 7
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I have my fair share of grandchilderen... I was 45.
by BuzzKillington on Mar 16, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions
my oldest sister is old enough to be my mom
my dad really spread out his offspring. I think he started at about 20 and stopped at about 43
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions
ah
you know how it is
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions
wut?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
eh
it’s kinda weird when your family members are far apart in age. well, not weird but not normal either heh
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions
how can someone be 0?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
.5
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions
some bust out the long version of pi
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions
ahem
steak and a blowjob day
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i celebrated neither
i know, shocking right?
Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man
I was wondering
if you would have to time out the best time to celebrate that in a certain part of the day, work out some decimals to equate toward the clock
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions
27 seconds.
…round properly, kid.
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I have it to 50 decimal pts memorized...
….really boring day of work a few years back. Been meaning to get another 50 memorized.
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Worst bar trick ever...
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Yeah, well my best bar trick is that I can drink.
A LOT.
Bein’ 260+ kinda helps.
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I'm not exactly sure if that's a trick...
but details
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I have a terrible tendency of spending 20 dollars on quarter beer night...
…I only drink beer on those nights. I only pay for myself.
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You sound a lot like a story my dad told me
Him and his buddy’s would walk into the bar and order 4 beers and pound them to get in the mood to drink. It’s really amazing he’s still alive.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Haha, before we go out to the bar on weekends
Me and a buddy will each rock a pint of Captain beforehand…just to get it started.
Granted, my liver has a ton of health still. Didn’t drink ’til my 21st.
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Making up for lost time I see.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
You know it...
All in fun, though…
Only nights I regret are nights where I touch tequila or 151.
Those are few and far between…
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I straight out refuse tequila
No one I know is a big enough to ever suggest 151. Granted I’m generally the jackass for the Jager… But that’s only because I love that stuff.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
for waking you up?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
wild turkey 151 is the devils drink though
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Wild Turkey can die in a fire.
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i knew i liked you for some other reason
than you’re mad photoshop skillz
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Wild Turkey
is another shot I like to be a jackass and do with people.
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Take on Gin?
Never been a fan of eating evergreens
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Enough of my friends
have told me it’s awful. I trust their judgment and stay away. Granted others seem to love it, but I already drink enough odd stuff I don’t need to add gin to the mix.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
The first bottle I bought was New Amsterdam Gin
…Not particularly tasty… But I bought it, so I had to finish it.
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Wait...don't you mean Wild Turkey 101?
‘cause when its a shot of 151 and Wild Turkey, I’ve always heard it called a 252
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Negatory... I've had the 80 and 101...
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of you haven't lived till you've blacked out on 151
and woken up weeks later in jail, in another country, sans pants
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that pants part would trouble me
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yeah, cause i was totally fine
with the loss of memory, in a foreign county’s jail without the proper paper work
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just tell them your papers are in your pants
i’m sure they’d understand.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
shockingly we had a failure to communicate
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Hahaha, classy...
…I’m also a HUGE sucker for Southern Comfort.
That and Sweet Tea Vodka
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I started drinking too late
to ever get into the Southern Comfort. If you give me a Maker’s I’m a happy man.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i refuse to drink soco anymore
it was cheap & every where back in high school so we drank it all the time then, but it’s turned into a hipster douche drink now & they jacked up the price. no offense vex
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Hm...nobody drinks it out here.
…I choose to go with the Black-Label (100), and mix it in with Dr Pepper. Surprisingly delicious. Also, awesome with creme soda
But I also hate the hipster crowd.
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i haven't had the black in forever
and i can’t mix DrP with anything. it just doesn’t taste good to me at all
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BlackLabel or nothin
Go “big” or go home
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Oh come on now!
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I've heard SoCo and Sweet Tea is really good...
…And I’m talkin’ properly brewed “South’n Swayt Tay” …Not that Arizona “ready to drink a tub of it” stuff
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sweet tea isn't sweet
unless it has 3 cups a sugar for every gallon of tea. my southern grandma told me so
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Type II Diabetes FTW
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
so you've seen the southern folk eh?
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Yeah, my grandparents live about an hour outta Raleigh, NC
I go down once a year.
Southern East Coast Barbecue and Sweet Tea….The lunch and dinner of champions.
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i'm not a big fan of vinegar based BBQ
but i’ll eat it just the same. BBQ is like sex. (or so i’ve been told) even less than good BBQ is still great
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Hahaha, see I've never had authentic Tomato-based
… I want to go to that big BBQ festival they have in KC sometime…
But I’m always gonna be sold on the vinegar-based BBQ
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oh we gotta get you to KC my man
or at least to the STL, it’s actually my fave BBQ. and it’s not so much the tomato base as it’s the sweet, sweet molasses base that really sets it off. but you gotta use fruit wood to smoke it, that’s a big key as well to good BBQ
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Been to STL once, never got the BBQ...
Ever gone to a pig-pickin’? Looooove it, just the most prodigious smoker with a huuuge hog in there. Meat just fallin’ off the bone.
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i think it was called something else
but yes, i’ve been to many pig roasts in my day. none recently though, i really need to fix that
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Grandma makes it right.
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it just about killed me when i visited two years ago
she doesn’t make it with sugar anymore. her Dr told her to stop for her & my grandpa’s health.
f’ing Dr’s
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Hahaha, one of my friends downed a fifth of that one night.
….woke up in some random girls house. Walked downstairs, sat on the couch, turned on Ninja Turtles…. her roommate (dude) came out, and they just watched saturday morning cartoons til he called me to pick him up.
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that sounds like he had more than Maker's
i’ve never had a bad Maker’s night. any night with Maker’s has always been a good night
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Apparently
I like to get novelty drunk on Maker’s. Namely because it’s tasty and goes down so smoove. Some of my best being the fun happy joking drunk guys have had Maker’s to thank.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I love being a happy drunk...
…alllll the time. Totally a dick, but I’m a big boy. People can’t help but chuckle.
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I come up with
some of the best jokes in my life when novelty drunk. My favorite was last St. Pat’s. I was at a campus bar where I knew all 4 of the bartenders working. I ordered a Jager shot and my good friend asked if I wanted to make it a double… to which I responded yes… then she got me onto the idea of a Starry Night. To which quickly agreed. Well they had to get the Schlager from the basement for it. Before I took the shot I announced I had to look at it first to see if the Schalger made it in… “cause a lot of people can get up in the morning and piss excellence. I want to get up in the morning and shit gold.”
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Well played
apparently I’m the John Stockton to your Karl Malone tonite…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i'm the mail man? sweet!
and finally the good one! at last i’m no longer Newman
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i like vanilla vodka & vanilla coke
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Replace the vanilla coke with cherry coke.
…Vanilla Cherry is smoooooth
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That'd require vodka...
I’ve determined I like all alcohol of the dark kinds… stouts, whiskys, not a fan of vodka or yellow beers for the most part.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
How can you be a Cards fan....
….and deny the ice cold frosty lager known as Budweiser?!
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If I have one or a case
I get the worst headache from it.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
try jose cuervo black
that stuff is money. expensive, but well worth it
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Tequila....
…not a fan.
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ohhhh tequila is awesome
it will destroy you, but it’s oh so awesome.
6ly, just try a jose cuervo black & cola once & see what you think. it’s actually really good, like a jack n coke, only sweeter
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I'll give it a go...
…I remember the night of my 21st, all my friends lined up shot glasses with clear liquid…they said we were all doin’ a shot of Absolut…
They all did water; mine was Everclear. I didn’t flinch or cringe and they bitched at me for ruining the fun. And that’s the story of my first liquor consumption.
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My first beer was at the stroke of midnight.
My frat brother shoves a can in my face and tells me to chug… It was warm Beer 30 Light
Followed by mediocre Keystone.
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The last continuous
memory of my 21st was the 2nd tequila shot.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I can piece together a decent amount of my 21st.
I remember the beer, the shots, the bar… and then I remember doing the truffle shuffle on the kitchen table.
…and that’s where it cuts out. Apparently I puked 3 times (remember 1) and lifted the toilet up a good half-a-foot.
I also remember making it to my 8AM class…miserably.
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souds like every one of my tuesdays
from age 18-21
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The only time
I’ve ever puked from booze was the 21st. I have the built in defense that I get rather verbose when I get drunk and forget to drink what’s in front of me.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I have the built in smarts to...
subconsciously drink water throughout the night and end with a gatorade…
Mornings are soooo tolerable.
Forgot to do that on Friday, though. Worst cotton mouth ever; just a god-awful hangover
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i never learned to drink water
till after my binge drinking days were over. just used to puke my guts up & push through work the next day
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Gatorade is one of the keys...
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Well yeah...too much water throws off the salt-level.
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i wish they had Vitimin H20 back in the 90's
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we used to drive to the indian border
just to buy everclear. they still don’t sell that here. commie bastards.
everclear & kool aid is awesome. just pure freaking awesomeness. you better clear the following week because you’ll need the off to recover though
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Haha, we still make trips to Ohio (usually Van Wert)
….on Sundays. Because Indiana sucks and won’t sell alcohol on sundays!
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that's just so wrong
places down here do that too
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Where in Ohio??
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suburbs of columbs, i think up north
in suburbs of cleveland still as well. cincinnatti is awful too
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Booooo....
Never have to deal with those towns on the drive to NC.
Over to Van Wert, down 127 to US33, hop on 75 in Wapa… Then Dayton, and hop off on US35 thru Chillicothe ’til I hit I64.
Love that drive.
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i like dayton, it reminds me a lot of back home
33 is breeze to drive, not a big fan of going to chili, the people are freaking strange as hell down there. it’s like a freak mix of west virgina & kentucky’s worst planted down roots there & spawned a bunch of freaks.
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151 rum, pineapple juice, and malibu
Caribou Lou….
Actually one of my favorite drinks
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Jager is usually on special anywhere...
So bombs come into play most every night drinking happens.
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Nice
I like how Steak N’ Shake is now selling Red Bull milkshakes… it’s almost like they are asking for you to make Jagerbomb shakes…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Yeah...I didn't know this.
….I’m prolly gonna fuck around and make one some night.
Gotta keep that Jager in the freezer though so it pours all syrup-like
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Warm Jager
is not something you want to experience. Trust my personal experience on that one…
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it taste like cough syrup when it's warm
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I'd go with cough syrup
that’s gone bad… it was one of the worst experiences of my life.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Best bar tricks ever
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Very nice...
why is Lady Gaga the top related video?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
because the apocalypse is upon us
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i might try that sliced limes trick
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
ok
i thought you were bullshitting about a potential gleam in your father’s eyes…something like that
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
are we sinking the ship?
I’m bailing out on the raft boat
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
my brother and I are 3 years apart, and all my sisters are at least 10 years older than me
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions
You people and all your siblings...
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
yeah i have two, and that's two too many
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my parents both got around, what can I say
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions
let's leave a little bomb squad

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
gdm
are you seeing dick everywhere
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's a curse, or a blessing. i can't decide which
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it depends if you are a welsh or a scott.
by BuzzKillington on Mar 16, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions
You're the best gimmick on VEB since the MooCow
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
english/danish/polish/french/scot here
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions
a scot? hahahahahahahahahahaha
what english man in his right mind would associate with a scott non the less mate with one.
by BuzzKillington on Mar 16, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions
could've been the other way around
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
some lebanese in here too somewhere
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Rick!
why didn’t you just remain a pitcher dammit! get it together man
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions
he's hurt again too
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions
maybe for like 3/4 of a season as a pitcher?
we’ll always have his Sept. ’08 (even though it was clouded by the HGH bs) and his sniper throws in Colorado
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
dick reinvents himself yet again.
this time he’s really going to blow everyone’s mind and be a righty.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I enjoy me some Blue Man Group....
…but primarily their old CD, “Audio”
“The Complex” was ok…but the vocals made it less enjoyable.
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SC IS STILL TALKING ABOUT THE BUUUUUUSTER MADE UP FAIRYTALE
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BASTARDS
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it's insanely late
you’re still up
you’re watching sportscenter
and you’re sober
wtf
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
gdm being up insanely late
is nothing out of the normal.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
sober+SC
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
neither is the sober thing
but i am thinner, which is nice
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if there is no news
they will make some up. because, ratings? I hope everyone sees through their cunning rues
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions
alright, this documentary is nearly over
so i’m out.
don’t get banned by ensberg.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
It's much easier than you think...
they even let me into grad school after my stunts as an undergrad…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
mr 3000 didn't quit
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
none of us are kool keith though
"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 16, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions
where's red barron been? i haven't seen him since i returned
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naw, we're tight
and tight as two guys 450 miles apart who only occasionally communicate via a baseball themed blog can be
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Sweet Jebus...
we’re just shy of 1600 comments… nice to have gdm back pushing us to higher levels.
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and here i thought no one would miss me
where there any big threads while i was gone? i honestly haven’t even looked at what went down
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None this big
several over 1000 cause well it’s VEB that’s what we do. I think one of the McGwire ones may have gotten close.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
there was one where baron
was channeling his inner meg ryan that iirc was pretty long. not this long, though.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
if there would be a 1000+ thread, it'd have to be a Barron thread
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Alright fellas, I'm out.
Been a pleasure with the booze-soaked conversation!
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Same here...
I’m starting to yawn. Probably a sign I should look into a nap.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
goodnight, john boy
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
no! there will be no walton reference to ruin this thread!
no sir, not on my watch
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goodnight carol anne
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
you know what they say, if you have to ask,,,
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Fliiiiiiiimmmmm
is the Queen still relevant today? i just need 2 more pages…
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
the phils sbn site
has a fanpost about The Trade. VEB is discussed toward the end. here’s one comment:
lol @ saint loowee
who cares what town is baseball heaven, or a bandbox, or whatever else…
bottom line is, out of the 115 posts (so far), i’d venture a guess that half of them are from the same handful of people… which is awesome, because we’re having a real discussion here. just because st louis doesn’t enjoy discussing their team online, doesn’t mean they suck or anything, we are just a little more fired up about baseball than them (with every right seeing as how the phils have made the WS 2 years in a row, and won 1 of em to boot)
that is all
by PHIGHTINPHILS on Mar 15, 2010 11:34 AM PDT reply actions 0
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
*
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
Sounds like
a Yahoo commentor
"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."
haha, we had the discussion in a different post
when it broke. and it was scattered through three posts.
they were just wimps and couldn’t get through 200 comments.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Mar 16, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I call 200 comments my "morning coffee read."
They do realize that we have more comments in one Front page post than they have on all of theirs, right?
46,24,135 (that’s the trade rumor post),9,72,43,37,and 50.
just because st louis doesn’t enjoy discussing their team online
my response to this is in my sig.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Also why would we want to have a discussion about something that is clearly not even reality?
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good answer
i never doubted you.
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