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the ballad of willard brown

ongoings around the league:

in the "avoiding the inevitable" department, brian giles and nomar garciaparra both retired from baseball. beyond the boxscore has some excellent tributes to the careers of both, focusing on their brief peaks. carlos delgado sits by his phone, and an ongoing media stakeout awaiting the falling of a second shoe at mark mulder's house enters its third year.

next-door to the "has-beens" department is the "never-really-weres." this department is not so grounded in reality. kris benson just threw for arizona. the world goes round, several boob jokes will occur in the comments, and kris benson will not be a major league pitcher this year either . technically, he threw 22 innings for the rangers last year with an era of over 8 - i will leave you to decide if that qualifies. 

in the "old but not ridiculous" group, russ springer still wants a job and thinks the cardinals are nice still even though they let him and his disabled son go to oakland last year. his FIP projections are better than two of blake hawksworth's three projections (marcel is the outlier) and all three of ryan franklin's. john smoltz remains unemployed as well, though does not figure to accept a minor league contract

Star-divide

i have really enjoyed telling a few stories from the negro leagues over the last month or so. i had thought to be mostly done with my series - which is not to say i won't throw in a story or so in the future. but there's one story that keeps gnawing at me that I have to tell.

it's the story of willard brown, and it's not, strictly speaking, about the negro leagues. willard brown was an outfielder for the kansas city monarchs from 1936 to 1947, except for a couple seasons in which brown was serving in the military during world war ii.

brown was not a fan favorite. today, al hrabosky would gain no end of pleasure in berating him from the booth. brown was a stellar slugger, among the best in the negro leagues. but he grew tired of the barnstorming routine. i think he thought it insulting to have to play whatever semi-pro or amateur team happened to hold court in any given small town of middle america.

so brown grew famous for taking a paperback into the field with him and reading as the game went on. he caught (or didn't catch) any balls in play in a haphazard way.  in doing so, he violated several of baseball's major commandments, including number one, which is "hustle!"

as such, he was an odd choice to put in the first wave of players to integrate the game. after jackie robinson broke a 50+ year color barrier, tentative reinforcements joined major league teams, including brown and henry thompson, who became st. louis browns.

brown joined the team for only one month late in the 1947 season. for whatever reaon, brown really struggled at the plate during that time. whether bad luck or a symptom of the distraction of racist taunts or of a team that largely rejected him is unknown.

in one game shortly before his release, brown was riding the bench when his manager called him up as a pinch-hitter. not prepared for the at-bat, he borrowed a bat from one of the white players on the team.

brown strode to the plate and hit a home run, the first ever hit by an african-american in the american league. returning to the dugout, he faced a silence from his teammates that has faced many rookies after their first home runs. but there was no light-heartedness behind the silence from his teammates; nobody suddenly broke into laughter to let him know it was all a joke. 

the silence continued to hang as brown returned the bat to its owner. the player took the bat from brown, looked at the bat for a moment, then raised it, and smashed it to pieces on the dugout steps.

brown would never play in the majors again. he went to play ball in puerto rico for the rest of 1947, then returned to the monarchs. he finished his negro league career in 1950 with a lifetime average of .355 (and a major league average of .179). he is a member of the baseball hall of fame.

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wow

what an amazing and truly sad story. I’m certainly glad some things have improved since the “golden age” of baseball. Thanks for sharing that story.

by nmstar on Mar 13, 2010 8:11 AM EST reply actions  

Man ...

white folk can be real douche bags.

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Mar 13, 2010 8:17 AM EST reply actions  

Great story

Great post. It’s so sad that those players didn’t get the careers and recongition they deserved. I know we still have problems here but this country has come a long way over the last 60 years. Keep these negro league posts coming.

In regards to the cards, I really think we need some bullpen help. Smoltz seems like the perfect player for us. This is a team with a real shot at a ring, let’s go for it now rather than waiting to get fleeced at the trade deadline.

by rva on Mar 13, 2010 8:20 AM EST reply actions  

the things you read on twitter........

http://twitter.com/cjbeatty44/status/10418574896

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 8:28 AM EST reply actions  

austrian

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

and i'd like to see wayne newton do it

or tom jones, or don ho.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

till then, you'll just have to settle for

this.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 13, 2010 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

that's a sexy man

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i can't keep doing this

i know it’s wrong.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:41 AM EST up reply actions  

here... we go...
  1. Brendan Ryan will take BP on the field for the first time this spring. in a group with Mather and Craig #stlcards less than a minute ago via Tweetie
  2. Rich Hill will back up Chris Carpenter in the 1 o’clock game with Kyle McClellan pitching the B game at 10 am in the stadium #stlcards 19 minutes ago via Tweetie

http://twitter.com/JohnMarecek

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 9:13 AM EST reply actions  

lineup from KTRS

2B Skip Schumaker
3B Felipe Lopez
1B Albert Pujols
CF Colby Rasmus
RF Ryan Ludwick
C Yadier Molina
SS Julio Lugo
DH Allen Craig
LF Joe Mather

Chris Carpenter
Rich Hill
Ryan Franklin
Trever Miller
Jason Motte

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

omg i get to watch AC

he has been found!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

they're tweeting

that he was eaten by wolves
sorry

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

/dissembling

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

that actually just happened to a woman

in Alaska, the first instance of a fatal wolf attack in over 50 years or something. Link. Sad story, she was a special ed teacher.
I especially like all the PETA nutcase comments on that story saying she was obvoiusly murdered, and in some sort of evil conspiracy it was made to look like wolves did it to foment anti-wolf sentiment and precipitate more wolf hunting. Sorry, Moocow, but I’m going on an all meat diet for the next week just to spite those idiots.

by mattyp on Mar 13, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

/politics!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

the no politics!

thing when no one is really talking about politics is getting kind of annoying, fwiw. My post did not evince any political ideology, and saying PETA is stupid is not a political statement. But seeing as there’s a game on and this topic is not germane to baseball, I’ll leave it at that.

by mattyp on Mar 13, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

it's inching dangerously close to

“no opinions!”

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

point?

if non-baseball discussion isn’t allowed, then someone needs to say that. no point in blanketing everything that people could disagree on as politics

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the mods kind of did, didn't they?

I never at any point said I disagreed. In fact I may agree with him completely.

But you know what? there are hundreds of other forums for it. lots are St. Louis based, even.

I come here for baseball. if there’s going to be the same nonsense clogging up the game threads, of all things, I don’t need to come here anymore. And I won’t be the only one. There are at least ten other “late night” off-topic threads still on the main page where there’ll be more receptive commenters.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

the mods said non-baseball discussion isn't allowed?

i must have missed that. i can only imagine how well it went over

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

you really missed the entire "politics" thing?

for real, pj, you’re just being contrary.

you don’t even know if I was joking when I said “/politics”. but I’m certainly not anymore. really? you’re going to bitch about your first amendment rights when we’re at the bottom of the second with one man on and Joe Mather batting?

seriously, people — VEB is not your anger-management group. chill the heck out and use some common sense.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

um, what?

all i’m saying is that his comment was not political in nature

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i mean

are you sure you meant to reply to me here? slightly baffled

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

There are PLENTY of non-baseball discussion topics that

don’t skirt the line of politics, and you know it. And if someone doesn’t step in and say “no politics,” then someone else will step in with a contrary opinion and then suddenly we’re breaking community guidelines.

I suppose we could just flag everything that seems political, but A) that would keep our mods busy, and B) do people really want to be officially warned?

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by spants on Mar 13, 2010 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

i really don't

i guess you could kind of stretch it

PETA is an interest group → interest groups have lobbyists → lobbyists attempt to influence legislation

i didn’t say it wasn’t provocative. but his comment had nothing to do with politics

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, let's just agree to disagree on this.

The point is that some of us DO think it skirted the line. Would you rather see us ask for it to stop or should we just flag? Because if flagging is what it takes to avoid these silly debates…

Personally, I’d rather just ask for it to stop, especially if it’s a borderline comment, and it’s not someone who continuously makes these comments.

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by spants on Mar 13, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i really don't care!

i was just playing semantics. his comment was probably inappropriate. but it doesn’t have anything to do with policy, politicians or government

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

You've never heard of personal politics?

And quit wasting my time, dude. I genuinely care about not discussing this stuff on here.

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by spants on Mar 13, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

i really don’t think you’re understanding what i’m saying, so i’ll just leave it alone

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's hug this out

and then just walk away from the conversation.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

okay

i’m still going to leave it alone, because i don’t know how what i said, understood as intended, made anyone mad

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not mad.

We’re good.

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by spants on Mar 13, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

honestly

I’d prefer that those who dont like it to just skip over it instead of typing: “/politics!” and setting off a huge discussion like this.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

if it gets out of hand

then say something, but to feel like you have to pre-emptively post “/politics!” is something I would expect one of the mods to do, not just a poster who feels like, because they are a more regular poster, they have some sort of authority or right to control the discussion.

/what the heck is up with all those commas in there?!?!?!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not about authority. Come on.

There are only a few mods. Do you really expect them to be in here all day? I’ll happily flag comments. No problem.

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by spants on Mar 13, 2010 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

if you're in a flagging mood...

then please flag all the dumbass cat pictures while you’re at it.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 13, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

tit-for-tat

flag wars? be kinda fun.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

It would be a waste of the mods' time.

And it’s silly that we can’t just remind someone of the rules.

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by spants on Mar 13, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

As in

putty tat?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 13, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

wasnt referring to you

you weren’t the one who initiated the discussion. As someone who routinely reads the posts and doesn’t post a ton, I see him routinely do things like this. I understand he does a lot to contribute to the site and I appreciate that, but his opinion on the undertones of a comment are worth about the same as mine.

/sorry for having an opinion on the topic

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I like opinions!

I’m not saying people shouldn’t have them. It’s just that this is a baseball forum. And if we’re going to go OT, perhaps the topics should be a little more benign.

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by spants on Mar 13, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

ok

I agree with that, friends again?

fwiw, I enjoyed hearing the story about the wolves. I’m an outdoors type person and didn’t know that had happened.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

You shouldn't flag someone's opinion

You should flag it if someone continually posts antagonizing material in the same thread.

I

by vivaelpujols on Mar 13, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure if it's political, I can flag it.

I didn’t make the initial comment, but if I had, I would’ve said “Let’s stop here before it gets political.” I’ve done that before to success, and also had this OT discussion happen as a result.

Or, the third choice is to ignore it. Which is unfair to those of us who don’t want to talk about politics on this board.

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by spants on Mar 13, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

If it's political you can flag it

But PETA is not political.

I agree that as soon as someone says they are offended by a comment, you have to stop and further metions deserve flagging. However, saying “I hate PETA” doesn’t fall into any flagable offense.

by vivaelpujols on Mar 13, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Em,

PETA is political in the same way that the NRA is political.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

true

in that just mentioning the NRA is not political

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

If I say,

“those gun-toting hicks of the NRA are a bunch of conspiratorial morons”

Is that politcal?

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

no

just offensive

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I think there's an implicit political opinion in that statement,

 If I was part of the group, I wouldn’t say that- the politics may be more subtle than party or issue specifically, but everyone knows what NRA, PETA, etc means.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

right

i just think mattyp was more referring to the fanaticism that characterizes many PETA members. not necessarily their stances on issues. same can be said for the NRA and its members. even less controversial groups like greenpeace

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

okay!

i agree that we shouldn’t talk about politics! i’m just stating what i consider to qualify as politics. not giving any broad opinion on freedom of speech or blog rules or anything

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

There is no universal perspective is what I'm trying to say.

We all come from different places and see things differently.

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by spants on Mar 13, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

of course

we’re allowed to disagree

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

He could have used a different group,

and made the opposite political statement.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

political statement?

other than puppy kicker, all of us here probably like animals just fine.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i hate animals

kill ’em all!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i love animals

they’re so tasty! except the winged ones, can’t eat them, they would kill me. f’in food allergies, now theres something I hate!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

they don't have souls

i’ve been waiting for moocow to weigh in on this discussion (and there’s another animal around here, just can’t recall which type)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

evil frog?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yeah

but there’s another i was thinking of, because it was pointed out the other day when he was going back and forth with moocow.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, no kidding

a black cat just strolled in my open back door. it is sitting on the floor looking at me. what do i do? the choices, as i see them, are: 1. kill it 2.kill it and eat it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

this is gonna squish way down

but i know a lady that had someones cat that kept coming and walking on her car, crapping, and other various cat things. She saw the cat on her porch, had hot oil on the stove-top, and took the oil and dumped it on the cat. . . yes, the cat died a horrible, painful death. I’m not suggesting you do that. Burnt cat must smell awful.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks

i’ll lure it outside before i pour the oil, save myself from the odor.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

'course

what the NRA represents is more socially political than what PETA represents

guess it’s a fine line, but i don’t think it’s inherently political

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if you extrapolate from it

Example:

“The NRA is full of gun weilding redneck republicans” – is political

“The NRA is full of gun wielding rednecks” – not political (but offensive).

by vivaelpujols on Mar 13, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

wow,

echo

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I never said it did.

And I wouldn’t flag for that. Perhaps you should re-read what I wrote. If my choices are ignore or flag, I’m going to flag. If I’m allowed to ask someone to stop, I would obviously do that first. But when the asking leads to a discussion of whether it was political in the first place and a huge debate… Is that productive?

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by spants on Mar 13, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I think that if you have someone saying an opinion

“PETA sucks”, and if someone says “please stop, it’s offensive” the person should stop. If they refuse to stop on those grounds, flag them.

Yadi adding politics to the discussion was what got it out of control, and it led to a debate about whether or not PETA is politics instead of whether or not people found “PETA sucks” offensive.

by vivaelpujols on Mar 13, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't think it will lead to a debate about how it's offensive?

I’ve had that happen. I’ve asked someone to stop saying something offensive twice, and it always blows up. Once, it led to ME being flagged.

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by spants on Mar 13, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

sometimes

whether it is political or not is one’s opinion, so it’d be like one opinion flagging another opinion

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

(sigh)

The guidelines, people. They say not to discuss religion or politics. I like to follow those guidelines.

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by spants on Mar 13, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i didn't and don't see

any discussion of politics, only a debate about what constitutes a political statement, and on that there seems to be a wide variety of opinion.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

If even one of us thinks it's political, it's political.

I may not find (randome issue/group) political, but you do. This is why, rather than fight with each other, we just say “Sorry to offend. Let’s move on.” Or don’t say anything at all.

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by spants on Mar 13, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It's too funny...

that people are arguing about whether making a statement about “PETA nutcases” and “idiots” is or is not political, so that one could determine whether or not it conforms to the site’s guidelines when -
(1) It’s quite obviously a political statement; but in any event
(2) it wouldn’t matter if it weren’t because it’s exactly the sort of off-topic subject the guidelines were meant to proscribe.

Whatever – I’d rather see an offhand comment about PETA than the 10,000th picture a bacon pegacorn when it wasn’t even funny the second time.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Mar 13, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

(1) it’s quite obviously not quite obvious or we wouldn’t be having this discussion

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha?

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

not funny haha

funny peculiar

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean like

George Carlin funny or Spin City funny or Rita Rudner funny?

by vivaelpujols on Mar 13, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Or like Carrot Top funny.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

ken rosenthal funny

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It's okay

I understand how it could be construed as falling somewhere in the vast universe of quasi-political commentary. I’m just bewildered why people think one solitary comment being at all political in nature is more OT, then say…I dunno, immediately branding it as political, calling it out, and provoking a 20 post sub-thread on an issue that’s been hashed out a million times. I just mean to say: we are a community, so give people the benefit of the doubt when it seems they’re just making mindless banter and not really trying to be pointedly political. And as for the OT aspect, I’ve been posting a long time and frankly think I’m better than most on sticking to baseball.

by mattyp on Mar 13, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

You could've just taken the comment in stride,

but instead chose to defend yourself. Perhaps flagging would’ve avoided all the OT discussion. You’d think people would at least be respectful of what others in the community think, but apparently not.

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by spants on Mar 13, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i think the purpose of the no politics/no religion discussion rule is that

a) there are other, appropriate fora for those discussions;
b) some topics – politics and religion foremost – are often discussed with maximum vehemence;
c) while VEB can’t please everybody, we wouldn’t want to alienate large groups of people for reasons having nothing to do with the major purpose of the site – discussing baseball.

basically, VEB’s purpose would be poorly served if potential readers said “i like VEB’s baseball content but it’s so full of libruls/right wing nuts/anarchosyndicalists/mormons/secularists/ southern baptists/gold standard dogmatists that i just can’t stand to read it.”

rather than splitting hairs about whether PETA is technically a political organization, let’s just try not to engage in inflammatory off-topic discussions that would tend to offend fundamental beliefs.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 13, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Rec'd for Holy Grail reference

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 13, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

it's just a reach to go from a joke about wolves

to a ranty editorial. 20 minutes into a live game.
it looks a whole lot like trying to provoke an opinionated debate instead of, oh, baseball.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm already on an all-meat diet

so to show my solidarity on this, i’ll boycott wolf urine for as long as it takes.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

ktrs / ksdk

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what I was afraid of....

guess I’ll be listening.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 13, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

like we have any other good options

I do miss the guys in the truck, though. oh, man, I never ordered that book.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

you don't get have ksdk?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think RiverRat lives on this river.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I have EI for the season,

but no spring games are on EI.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 13, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

If handled properly,

which is to say, “minimalism”, that one right there is a dynamite book or movie.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, please don’t stop the Negro League pieces. You are doing really wonderful work there.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Mar 13, 2010 9:34 AM EST reply actions  

continuing thread...

Colby | Fozzie

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 9:35 AM EST reply actions  

play by play for intersquad, via Marecek
  1. Steven Hill with RBI double in the 1st giving team white pants a 1-0 lead. #stlcards 33 minutes ago via Tweetie
  2. Lance Lynn drills David Freese. Wonder if McClellan will answer mixer inning. #LookOutKoz #stlcards 26 minutes ago via Tweetie
  3. Matt Pagnozzie [sic] goes oppo off Lance Lynn. Team white pants up 4-1 bot 2 #hpff #stlcards 9 minutes ago via Tweetie

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 10:41 AM EST reply actions  

yawn?

 JohnMarecek B game is so intense, the manager just took a phone call #stlcards 3 minutes ago via Tweetie

 GoElBirdos Pujols looked uncomfortable towards the end of his BP. Enjoying my first “B” game. It’s very… Quiet. 5 minutes ago via Tweetie

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

uh oh

 GoElBirdos Daryl Jones um… Running fail? #stlcards 19 minutes ago via Tweetie

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

oh-kay

McClellan threw well in morning B game. Sugar Shane 3 hits. We’ll leave it at that since the rest might offend younger readers.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

and

 JoeStrauss ‘B’ game: Cardinal pitchers threw 239 pitches/122 strikes. E. MacLane yielded 3 HR’s. L. Lynn struggled through 2 IP. Norrick, Samuel wild. 6 minutes ago via web

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

MiL site redesign

I’m gonna fanshot this shortly

Memphis Redbirds (AAA) Roster
Springfield Cardinals (AA) Roster
Palm Beach Cardinals (A Adv.) Roster
Quad Cities River Bandits (A) Roster
Batavia Muckdogs (SS) Roster
DSL Cardinals (R ) Roster
GCL Cardinals (R ) Roster
Johnson City Cardinals (R ) Roster
VSL Cardinals (R ) Roster

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 11:15 AM EST reply actions  

Mulder

He gets a lot of grief around and understandably given the magnitude of the trade, but you can’t help feeling for him. Mid 20’s lefty at the top of his game felled by a bad hip/bad wing. It must be very difficult to see everyone else return from injury and he is unable to do so.

Makes you realize that most of the variance from expected return is probably due to some injury that is unknown like A Reyes or Hill. If only Albert weren’t constantly playing at 75%, you wonder what he could really do. Guess the same could be said for Mantle as well.

Tom love these Negro league stories. Very interesting off season stuff. Was Brown in some way related to Juan Encarnacion?

Just win

by The Duke on Mar 13, 2010 12:55 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Man

I did not remember Mulder being only 27 when we did that trade.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 13, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

it's too soon for instant breakfast jokes

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by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

WOO!

I GET TO SEE BASEBALL PLAYED!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:01 PM EST reply actions  

wow, awful audio/video quality

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by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

is it really baseball if it's played in march & no one see's it?

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by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

ksdk feed is effed up

am I the only one seeing it? it looks 25 years old and on our old mini tv

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:02 PM EST reply actions  

with the rabbit ears

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

there's wavy lines and everything

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

GIGER!

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by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's go!

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously

My iPhone shoots better video than this crap. Come on KSDK, send someone down to BestBuy to pick up a nice miniDV cam at least!

by DarkHelmut on Mar 13, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

it's the 80s!!! aaahhh!

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Channel 11!

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

looks pretty good

on The CW 33.2 HD in southwest MO. Although I dont think its being broadcast in HD, just much more crisp. The color is definitely off though.

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by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

yeaaaaaaaaaaah hurry your asses up

before Carp luggages someone

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:05 PM EST reply actions  

pic

link

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

carp says he dropped about ten pounds (best shape of his life)

and he looked it, but in that photo he looks huge.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

that's his jersey trying to get out of the way

out of fear. total fear.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

his hat always looks so goofy

/checks bombshelter
it’s empty
/enters and locks bombshelter

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 13, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

all bomb shelters

have luggage.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

flim has picks

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by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Baseball on TV

I’m officially useless for the next 3 hours.

Craig, Mather, Rasmus — I wouldn’t want to see this lineup during the season necessarily but it should be fun to watch.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 1:08 PM EST reply actions  

Carp's pitch gets away and hits JR

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:08 PM EST reply actions  

aw skip

dfa

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

lol....

sunglasses on the cap again, Mike.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 13, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

game thread?

btw: Are we treating this as a game thread?

by DarkHelmut on Mar 13, 2010 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

it's televised.

i could see it having a game thread

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

if there's going to be one, they'd better hurry

Carp ain’t gonna stand for no delayin’ fools.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

OMGAD

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by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

K!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:11 PM EST reply actions  

who's Felipe Paulino?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:13 PM EST reply actions  

MCGWIREEEE

Skip’s glove routine is shorter.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:13 PM EST reply actions  

Hello, my name is Albert.

Did you forget me?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:16 PM EST reply actions  

Pu!

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by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:16 PM EST reply actions  

hard hit single

first hit of ST

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

no dinger

just a solid base hit up middle

by DarkHelmut on Mar 13, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

mr. rasmus

it gets down in the outfield

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:17 PM EST reply actions  

Luddy got some air, caught

he’s wiggling as usual, but the swing itself looks pretty good

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:18 PM EST reply actions  

I dunno, Skip looks overly tense

he’s gotta calm down

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

if they are, it'll look like it's from 1985.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

1982 was better

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

randolph comments

“Carp’ doesn’t like to take much time, and in spring he just goes ahead and goes when he wants to.”

he’s angry the bottom of the inning took so long.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:21 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks for sharing that story, Tom.

It’s a shame so few have commented on your work. It is not going unappreciated.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 13, 2010 1:21 PM EST reply actions  

mega dittos, great stuff tom

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by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Shelton HR

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:22 PM EST reply actions  

KK!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:23 PM EST reply actions  

oh, c'man, carp

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:25 PM EST reply actions  

man I was holding my breath during that play

Carp hasn’t been hurt in a while, but he still seems so fragile to me.

by TheBirds on Mar 13, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

K number 4?

i thought it was 3…

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:29 PM EST reply actions  

Carp is jawing with home plate ump Mike Estabrook

It must be baseball!!

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

oh damn, Skip robbed. right at the pitcher.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:48 PM EST reply actions  

HOMBRE

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

ALBERT!

double

that was a shot. sweeeet.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:51 PM EST reply actions  

pic

link

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

a thing of beauty

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by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, he got another squished baseball shot!

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently

Lugo is listening to McGwire when swinging for the fences
link
and Joey Bombs doesn’t have to
link

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 13, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

bombs wasn't a dinger

that was his doubles stroke.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

I didn’t think he had the other dinger, was thudwick, wasn’t it? Maybe if Joey let his right hand come off the bat, it woulda gone out.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 13, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, they got the caption wrong

must’ve been towering judging by the catcher’s head.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 13, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

these are great pics

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by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

"Colby and his wife"

uh huh. oh, those small details, Mr. Randolph. hope it works out, Colby……

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:52 PM EST reply actions  

that's the one.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

really just Seattle in general

but I’m afraid of the LL mob

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by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i have family out there, they love it

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by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

i've heard there's a written SABR exam, just to get in.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 13, 2010 2:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

haha

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

don't they serve sushi somewhere?

that came up in one of the ballpark food threads

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought every park had sushi now

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by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Albert's looking good.

He’s hit two lasers. (phew!)

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 13, 2010 1:53 PM EST reply actions  

Carp sitting. Rich Hill up.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:56 PM EST reply actions  

Carp's Ks

vid link

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

supposedly we've gotta keep an eye on this Manzella kid from Houston

they’re looking for a Boog-type story.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:56 PM EST reply actions  

that was not even close to selling it, Colby.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:57 PM EST reply actions  

For some reason

I’ve always had a mental picture of a fat Rich Hill but he looks kinda slight on the mound

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by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 1:58 PM EST reply actions  

he looks like one of those guys

his neighbors say he’s a nice guy, very quiet.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

did you see his gee-d interview

he said for fun he went down to the pier to fish. he’d never fished before. some of the old-timers told him how to do it.

do the cubs leave their ex-players traumatized or something…?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

don't look now

Lugo is being awesome.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:59 PM EST reply actions  

"It was too high, too low or inside or outside"

Thanks for clearing that up Mike. I’ve missed you.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 1:59 PM EST reply actions  

Lugo is awesome.

I stand by my new!Lugo > same!Lopez.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:02 PM EST reply actions  

what are the minimum PAs and stuff for Lugo and Lopez?

in their contracts?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

That won't happen.

(fingers crossed)

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 13, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

He won't get there

I’m not worried about that — TLR is too savvy for that.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

and Lopez's is a stepped increase, right? every 100 PAs?

if Lugo can play well enough as a defensive replacement – at least … he might displace Lopex’s numbers….

eff this math!

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

in st. louis, though?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

oh I forgot to c/p

Rangers claimed someone off waivers, released from the Brewers. So they may not be buyers.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

still a little worried about baltimore

worried, because i want lugo on that (our) bench.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That's takes his total up to 82

if he keeps this up, Tony is going to petition the league to expand the season.

by Hardcore Legend on Mar 13, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

DONGWICK

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:04 PM EST reply actions  

lud's hitting leftie now?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 13, 2010 2:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

vid

link

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

THUDWICK

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:05 PM EST reply actions  

Luddy

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 2:05 PM EST reply actions  

does the pope like cheese cake?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

religion!

/kidding, of course.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i was kind of inviting it

glad someone took the bait

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

well, Carp attempted to kill the umpire with this mind

and probably his swears…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ryan Ludwick.

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:05 PM EST reply actions  

ahem.

YADI TO SECOND!!!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:06 PM EST reply actions  

Lugo!!!!

Almost schoolyard!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:07 PM EST reply actions  

who is this Allen Craig?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:08 PM EST reply actions  

no, I'm pretty sure that was Joe Mather.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

they're saying Joey Bombs is versatile.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

[burp]

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

True story

I know a guy who knows a guy who told him that he failed a drug test, came back positive for methamphetamine. The cause: Too many energy drinks, which apparently contain small amounts of amphetamines.

Yeah, know a guy who knows a guy: take it to the bank!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

if this thread turns into a Lady Gaga video, you'll regret it in the morning.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

damn!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

lol astros.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:09 PM EST reply actions  

The wind is blowing out

Hit MOAR DINGERS

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 2:10 PM EST reply actions  

aint want none joe bambs

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

Joe Mather walks

Skip has the bases loaded

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

did they just play what I thought they played on the public address?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

when do we play cincinnatti?

pretty much the only reason i watch baseball is to see dick pole mound visits

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

MY GAD WHY

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it had to do

with the ball rubbing issue last year.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 13, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

f'in dick pole

and his non-ball rubbing

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

prophet

you may want to sit down.

okay. so.

I hate to tell you this, but they fired Dick Pole last year. Not long after the ball-scuffing debacle.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

on mine, I posted first.

reload to see who really got there first.

not to mention, way to let them down easy! cruel.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

dayum.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of rolling, did you hear you're no longer going to be the owner of the final year 5.0 Mustang?

they brought it back, and it’s an pretty awesome motor. for a ford

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

She got there first.

(AS SHE SHOULD.)

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 13, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

give the kids a second to figure that out.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

okay, i got it now

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

The time between 1:11 and 1:17

is your line in the sand for inappropriate comments, i see.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

At least this one is thinly-veiled.

What I was going to say earlier was pretty gross.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 13, 2010 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

audio, too

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Moving picture baseball, guys!

Better than nothing. Barely.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 13, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

punk ass think he lugo

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:14 PM EST reply actions  

I knew it

Manzella’s going to be trouble for the league, like Boog is. they’ve been buzzing about him for a while.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:15 PM EST reply actions  

tulane university boy

so he gets some buzz down here

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of

did you go to the game last night? pretty good one – ended w/ a huge walkoff blast in the bottom of the 10th

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Mar 13, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

bummer, because i thought about going

who hit it?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Lopez gets Lugo home

sac something.

Albert has two men on, two outs.

Who’s the pitcher? I missed that. or Shannon said it, whichever.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:19 PM EST reply actions  

number 67

pretty sure there’s some blurry letters above the number, though

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

LO

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Lo

i don’t even want to describe what shannon and randolph just said about it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Breaking news

Shannon says Pujols is such a good player.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

Lo loads it up with Albert

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

pinch-runner

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Solano

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

it took them ten minutes to say it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

wasn’t solano cut?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

he could be Chris Duncan with this tv reception

it sucks to depend on ksdk for play by play

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

it's colby's turn.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

i want to see this guy

pitch to troy tulowitski

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

"lo misses low to tulo"

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Your adobe abode?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 13, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

my humble abode

Powered by Adobe ©

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

is it a PDF?

how do you ever get inside?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

that was a long foul

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

um, what, ump?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:24 PM EST reply actions  

did Colby laugh?

hey everyone, he made Colby laugh!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

any video releases slated?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Colby's foul ball nearly kills Boog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:25 PM EST reply actions  

Yes

more of that

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

walked in a run

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

Mr. Ludwick.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

Here is your mission if you choose to accept.

Launch a ball over the LF wall.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 13, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

he was sure going for one, on that swing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Score?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 13, 2010 2:27 PM EST reply actions  

Go us!

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 13, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Spants

just out of curiosity, is your new sig directed at someone in particular?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 13, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone requested that I change

the “heh heh heh” to “stab stab stab.” So I did it.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 13, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

heh heh heh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

heh heh heh

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

heh heh heh

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 13, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

hehe

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck all of you

seriously

/pauses rant

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 13, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

Fuck you all, 6ly.
/Stop rant.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

that's going to chafe.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

heh heh heh

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 1:20 AM EST up reply actions  

sixly?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

4-2

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

cats and dogs living together!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:27 PM EST reply actions  

and there's Jay Randolph forgetting Solano's name. haha.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:28 PM EST reply actions  

or whoever it is. lol.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

5 more months of jay randolph sounding confused at every game

I cant wait!

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Mar 13, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Luddy flies out

glasses down, though.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:30 PM EST reply actions  

Mather's at first

ksdk editors wisely giving us many seconds to let that sink in.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

paradise by the dashboard light

popped into my head.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLby

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

Kickball!

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

he's a natural righty (as is nadal)

his father changed him over when he was 7 or 8 thinking he would be a speedster. also always set the speed of the pitching machine 2 years ahead of where ichiro was.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

That makes him even more impressive!

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 13, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

i used nadal as a comparison because ichiro’s father was kind of what is associated with tennis parents (though it was nadal’s uncle tony who converted him)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Skippeh!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:34 PM EST reply actions  

my shoulder hurts just watching Rich Hill.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:36 PM EST reply actions  

that's cheap

no timeouts when he’s past the windup, ump

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:37 PM EST reply actions  

I have zero faith in Rich Hill thus far

He looks like he would get killed by a major league lineup with an average fastball and a plus but inconsistent curve

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 2:37 PM EST reply actions  

Because he has no command

and when you are forced to throw an average pitch over the plate because you need a strike, hitters will kill it.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

was the wind effecting his pitches today?

i have no faith in KMac either, i can’t believe they won’t sing Smoltz but they brought back Floppy. talk about ass backwards GM’ing

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

gun to my head, so do i

i still don’t think either one should be an option with Smoltzy out there just waiting for a job

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

they might have a mid-season plan for garcia

and so it’s just a matter of holding down the fort till then, with quite a few first-half off-days

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

why can't Smoltzy do that?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe we want him in the pen

i know i would love him as closer. and apparently he said he wants to start, but would be open to relieving if he didn’t sign till mid-year (gives his ego an out?). and i keep reading that we don’t have money to do anything but sign him at mid-year, too. so i choose to believe that this means we will sign him mid-year to close, and i refuse to believe otherwise.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

we can afford smoltz

I really need to finish my fanposts. I literally have this one already done but never published it. On the current payroll of the 2010 to 2014 Cardinals.

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 13, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm suggesting maybe we're in cahoots

smoltz says he wants to start, but then amends that with he’d be willing to pitch in the pen if he doesn’t sign till mid-season. we say we can’t afford him till mid-season. he says he wants to pitch for us. put it all together and it allows his ego to not get bruised.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm pulling for him

just because i want a lefty on the staff

i think kmac is a starter sooner or later anyway

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

what about platoon starts?

or maybe we could train one of them to be a rf and switch in between batter.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

that's just sad.

what’s up with you, Colby?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

colby's have a rough inning

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 13, 2010 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

wind blew out his fire

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 13, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

did Hill just sling to first?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

balked it to first

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

colby couldn't have gotten there

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

Lugo tags + Hill balk

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:39 PM EST reply actions  

Who are these umpires today?

Balkin bob out there?

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 2:39 PM EST reply actions  

only three today, acc to ksdk

I think Rapuano and that other ump aren’t there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Lopez, you are not allowed to kill Yadi.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:43 PM EST reply actions  

if they spent 24 hours on popups, i wouldn't be sad.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:45 PM EST reply actions  

pic

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

vid

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

SCHOOLYARD!!!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:47 PM EST reply actions  

can AC get a break?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

it's v. hot in Florida

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Gibby!

Brock is down there, too.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

talking about throwing a pitch on a broken leg

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

of course this is generally spoiled by Horton's voice, but I'll take it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

there's K-Mac talking to Brock.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I've heard that Brock occasionally shops at the Schnucks where I work

as does Buehrle and some Rams players, they must not shop during the day.

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Mar 13, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

man, that must be so cool.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

bombs!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

Bombs!

hard hit, woooo

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

glad to see that joey's back

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

ouch

no interpreter for Lo. they just snatched the ball from his hands, as told by the broadcasters.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:54 PM EST reply actions  

Skippeh!

all the way to second!
and it was feet-first.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

Gotay pinch-running

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Chief Justice in the box

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 2:58 PM EST reply actions  

yes, that's a nice shot of Skip and McGwire

dipping.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

someone's had too much beer.......

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

is someone being murdered?

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 13, 2010 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

Spring Training ain't easy

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL, apparently not ejected

the fans clap. haha.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Hill pulled

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:05 PM EST reply actions  

um

salas has an outside chance at the fifth starter spot?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

/rick horton'd

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 13, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

not very impressive

outing today

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

sbn'd

for the first time there. that was a reply to yadi2’s comment about hill being pulled

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by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Was that a serious comment?

Not able to get TV or radio right now…

Play ball!

by IL and StL Fan on Mar 13, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what horton said

i don’t think he has a chance to be a starter, period

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

lugo is out of his mind

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 13, 2010 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

awesome

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i did not know that ruben gotay is jr.

thanks for one useful piece of information, horton.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

This is the first time I've seen Hill pitch.

He looked awful. He seems to have dropped his arm slot significantly, and his control was pretty terrible.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 3:15 PM EST reply actions  

So that email you sent said it starts at 3...and I was ready to go...an HOUR early.

…f’n Eastern time zone

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I did say 3

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

3 cst

or central time,

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

But 3 for you is 4 for me.

I don’t read timezones. I saw a number. I was ready at 3 est. lol

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

the league page said 4 Est

my email said 3cst since I assumed most of us were in the central.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

"the tag by henry"

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 3:19 PM EST reply actions  

my comment

“henley, you idiot!”

I dont think he heard me though

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by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Did lugo just get hurt?

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 3:20 PM EST reply actions  

looked like it

he pulled up before the ball got there.

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by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

@)#*%@)#*$.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing

He didn’t exactly run hard through the bag…

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by mojowo11 on Mar 13, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Greene Tea taking over

they say nothing about Lugo.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

LaRue catching. Frankie up.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:22 PM EST reply actions  

wind's picking up

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

no mention of lugo

being hurt, but that doesn’t mean anything with these guys

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by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

score?

and they say anything about holliday?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

7-3 us

nothing I’ve heard on holliday

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

earlier they said

something about holliday being ready to go early next week, just being cautious. Slight strain in his obliques, I believe

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by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure there's a possible injury I could care less about.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

could or couldn't?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

This

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 13, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

THANK YOU.

…I has a slight sad when people say “I could care less”

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Read the whole sentece:

I’m NOT sure there’s a possible injury

that I could care less about.

Meaning: It’s likely that I could not care less, because I can’t imagine an event about which I could care less.

I put the not at the start of the sentence, so saying “couldn’t” would have resulted in a double negative.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

i was just curious which side of the lugo fence you were on

it seems he’s a “polarizing” player. i happen to be on the other side.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i couldn't,

because he’s a free fungible backup player whose replacements may have more upside than he does.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

between he, greene, and gotay

for 25th man, i much prefer lugo pinch-hitting

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Allen Craig?

Also, Greene is much better at D and is lefty.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm considering craig already on team

larue, craig, mather, lopex, and then one spot for lugo, greene, or gotay, though i think lugo is definitely gonna get that spot.

also, greene is lefty?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

shot of their truck.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:25 PM EST reply actions  

WE CAN SEE YOU GUYS IN THE TRUCK

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 13, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ouch

2-R HR by a guy wearing #97 without his name on his jersey.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 13, 2010 3:26 PM EST reply actions  

quoting randolph

“Locke with the knock.”

Followed by Horton: “A great moment for the young guy, getting a home run off of an all-star.”

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

no comment.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:26 PM EST reply actions  

i'm really not having a good feeling about mr. suckitude

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

but they said earlier

Dave and Tony think Franky is one of the best closers in the NL. They believe it, that means it has to be true, right?

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by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

"Franklin sucks" doesn't work for managers or coaches.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

sig

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 13, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Was anyone else tempted to leave him off their 25 man contest roster?

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice sliding catch by Henry

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 13, 2010 3:28 PM EST reply actions  

why does henley look 35?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 3:29 PM EST reply actions  

cocaine is a hell of a drug

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

he's related to descalso?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

3-12

is the worst shift. not even accounting for the fact the i miss the last of the game

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

It's only 12:30 here

So just tell your boss you’re working on Pacific time today and you should be good to go.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 13, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

im doing 10-6:30

It’s an effective way of taking up my whole day.

by Evilfrog on Mar 13, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

just call in tired

remember?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

what the heck happened

i think i blacked out
what’d I miss

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

I can't take these Imo's commercials

I WANT SOME IMO’S ARGHARHGH

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 13, 2010 3:38 PM EST reply actions  

mojo smash

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

ONLY 99 CENTS FOR A PIZZA WHEN YOU BUY A PIZZA?

WHAT A DEAL

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 13, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

you won't like mojo

when he’s hungry

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Craig at first. Trever Miller up.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

pic

link

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

mather head-first at home.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Bogusevic is pulling an Ankiel

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

he even K's.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Striking out against a left-handed pitcher?

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 13, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

he used to pitch. now outfielder.

but yes. it’s uncanny.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone else lose toadonalump audio feed?

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

lose it to what?

I was not listening to it but they get their feed from KRVT in Tulsa. They said they will be broadcasting all the spring training weekend games that are not conflicted with basketball.

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 13, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, the audio cut out for like 3 minutes.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

That was a rather awful-looking attempt by Gotay

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by mojowo11 on Mar 13, 2010 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

Was he in a shift or something?

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

"I'm having a very bad vision of Jim Edmonds untucking his shirt."

first of all …. ugh.
second of all, was Horton paying attention last decade?

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

Solano (the real Solano) doubles off the wall

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:47 PM EST reply actions  

Good poke

7th extra-base hit for the Cards today

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Chief Justice takes one for the team

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

who is that tiny man?

It must be Sugar Shane.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

the other Tyler now

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

Brian Esposito sighting.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 13, 2010 3:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

LaRue.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:55 PM EST reply actions  

they're saying it's almost Sauce Time!!!

I’m effin excited.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:56 PM EST reply actions  

pic

link

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

that looks like a breaking ball

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by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

so what is going on with this game

how was Hill? Ludwick jacked one, eh? Lugo, what’s up with him?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

Seattle

Hill sucked
Lugo is a beast
and it’s Ryan F. Ludwick

the pop-ups are generally embarrassing.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Hill had no control.

Lugo might have tweaked something. Miller looked really good. Motte looks very good.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Motte throwing inside

wowzers.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 4:01 PM EST reply actions  

he's throwing an offspeed pitch for strikes too

i don’t know what it is

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 13, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

looks slider-ish.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i think you're right

looked like it had some drop to it though

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 13, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, one of them looked like a curveball in the zone, waino-style.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

motte seems crazy enough to come up with some type of slurve

somewhere dave duncan shakes his head in disgust

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 13, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

he really is crazy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

i was hoping we'd bring gagne to camp on minor-league deal

just to teach motte that 78 mph knuckle curve, and then if he could still pitch, it’d be a bonus. anyone know how he’s doing with the dodgers?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

didn't izzy throw a knuckle curve?

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 13, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

but they couldn’t bring him in to teach it because franky would get all nervous and stuff.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

LaRue says keep it down

or he’s practicing his dance moves

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

SUGAR SHANE!

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

it looks so much more impressive

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

pic

link

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Tom, that's a helluva story

Thanks for posting that.

Where did you find out about it?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 13, 2010 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

trying to find the cite.

It’s mentioned in buck o’neil’s autobiography in scant detail. I’m guessing its in posnanski’s book since its the only source I’ve use without an index and I can’t find it under willard brown or st.louis browns elsewhere.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 13, 2010 5:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

found it right after posting: p. 113 in

“The soul of baseball: a road trip through buck o’neil’s america.”

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 13, 2010 5:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

chicken dinner.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, this post-game show is awful.

Everything must have an overwrought animated graphic! With sound effects!

I almost miss the guy that ate Jack Clark.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 13, 2010 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

OK, Mabes is here to save us.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 13, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh, hurry up and post the Ryan update, gee-d

this was promised before the game started

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 4:17 PM EST reply actions  

jay randolph reminds me of a pear

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by YesWeOquendo on Mar 13, 2010 4:23 PM EST reply actions  

avocado, perhaps?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

score?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 4:32 PM EST reply actions  

8-5

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Mar 13, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

woo woo!

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

did we win?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

what part of chicken dinner eludes you?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

the dinner

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

the chicken escapes me

i’m grilling cat as we speak.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

jim hayes?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

no, a real cat

i thought it was a stray, but the owner just asked if i’d seen it – oops. good thing the grill was closed and she doesn’t recognize the smell of grilled cat.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i can only say

you better hope CG doesn’t find this thread.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i know

she doesn’t go much for barbarian behavior.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i should change that to barbaric

because that could draw her ire too.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

so you chose not to fry it?

wise decision, much healthier that way.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

when you're on an all-meat diet

avoiding frying is a must.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair,

there’s more than one way to fry a cat.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 13, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i recced both comments above

and would now like to profess my innocence before clemsongirl reads all this – the cat lives. in fact, this is her second home. i leave the door ajar for her to come and go despite the fact mosquitoes get in. she naps in my bed. i’ve named her Nola. she belongs to my neighbor, a loyola university prof, but spends most of her time over here. she has both a water and food bowl, likes tuna.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

truly there is

more than one way to skin a cat. That I know from experience! (High school anatomy and undergrad anatomy) Only skinned one human though (grad school anatomy).

FWIW, its amazing the advantage you have being a ‘country boy’ who has actually skinned something before going into those kinds of labs. I was always one of the first people/groups done with skinning!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

you should have worn a hannibal lechter mask

when you skinned the cadaver.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i would screw around

with my buddies and act like I was gonna put little pieces in my mouth. The stuff I’m talking about looks just like little pieces of shaved ham. Think of that when you eat a ham sandwich.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

that's enough to make me eat cat instead

(just not this one…as she stares at me)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

kill or be killed

that cat may eat you if you’re not careful

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

there's rats in the backyard

i think they eat the landlord’s poppy. i worry about the cat out there – i think she’s full-grown, maybe 1.5 years old, but just one of those itty-bitty things.

btw, if it was you earlier with the red bull story, scoot, i’ve read articles about people who eat a lot of poppy seed buns/bagels etc. failing drug tests.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

that was me

and they busted that one on mythbusters but thats not the be-all end all for anything scientific.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

it's on now.

 washingnats Of the #Cards regulars, Felipe Lopez, Colby Rasmus, Yadier Molina and Skip Schumaker will face #Nats RHP Stephen Strasburg on Sunday. 1 minutes ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

so they're not gonna allow albert to destroy the kid's psyche?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

it's spring training

Albert will study his approach, so that AJ can destroy him for years to come.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

how does strauss know these things??

how does he find them out!
unicorns, stat.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

i only know

that there were so many other things that i wanted to say which i refrained from

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

wouldn't dee dee

be a better source for this information?

/rimshot

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Albert is now whispering in Strauss' ear?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 13, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

feeding him false info

in his plan to get him axed.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I demand unicorns

this is after I find out Albert said something about Strauss following him into the shower
at least, that’s what i heard

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

the cat's the ween peaker

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 14, 2010 4:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Man this espn draft is killing me.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

More like you're killing the draft.

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

you spent $44 on arod, you're killing the draft

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

and you stole blanks from me

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

A-Rod plays 81 games in a freakin' launching pad.

And Kyle Blanks kicks ass.

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

it would be really funny if this were in the draft post

where danup is asking for suggestions for improving the draft.

draft slapfights are entertaining

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

dayum

i’m gonna afk in a bit, but will read any other updates

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

how much do you start with?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

260

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

260

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

that's why I would've taken granderson instead of Arod.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Did some calculations on the Cardinals 2010 Bullpen based on projections

I have the 2010 Cardinals Bullpen worth 44 runs over replacement. Which is an improvement of only 4.1 RAR in 2009.

I used CHONE projections which might need some tinkering for Boggs, Garcia, and Hawksworth. I currently have the bullpen pitching 438 IP which is probably to low. We pitched only 437 IP last year which was good for lowest in baseball.

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 13, 2010 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

that's significant

moreso than i would have guessed

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

well it is a work in progress

Boggs, Hawksworth, and Garcia ERA’s were based upon being starters. So they should be lower in the bullpen. With tweaking their ERA’s even being conservative it lowers it to only 6 runs. It has also raised the bullpens RAR to 50. Which would actually make it one of the better ones in all of baseball.

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 13, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

i think it was a half a run on era

going from starter to reliever. this was discussed a few weeks ago, perhaps by vep, and i think there was a link to a fangraphs study on that but the details are blurry. the half-run sounds right, though.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I justed asked Sky from Beyond the Boxscore.

This is what he told me

General rule is subtract 1.00 in ERA.
But that’s going to really vary pitcher by pitcher.
Nate Silver found that low isolated power and a high walk rate were indicators a pitcher would see larger than average success converting to relief.
It’s also thought that pitchers with only one or two pitches succeed more in relief, because they can fool a hitter once in a game, and don’t have to figure out a different way to approach them a second or third time through.

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 13, 2010 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

What's going on with people thinking Garcia is going to be in the bullpen?

and today Ricky said that Salas is in the running for 5th starter… where are you people getting this stuff?

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 13, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

f'n larussa

we already have 2 lefties!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 13, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

that salas comment is certainly puzzling

i hope somebody asks him about that, because either he is clueless…or we are.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

scientology

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

For those not paying attention...

…MLB Network 30 clubs in 30 days – Cardinals. On now.

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 5:11 PM EST reply actions  

keep us posted

por favor

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

oh wait

do they put these online, even in part?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, I think full episodes are on the website.

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

sweet

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

make sure you let everyone know when it's up

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i just did some more voting

any word yet on when this madness ends? we’ll need to make a final push.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Really not looking foward to Franklin

blowing games for us. I wonder how many close games we will lose in the 9th early in the season before Tony throws in the towel and decides it’s time for someone else to be the closer.

On a positive note I’m looking for Ludwick to have a big season.

Boy a frosty cold Budweiser would be great about now"…long pause…then an "aahhh". --Mike Shannon

by KYCards on Mar 13, 2010 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

we should try to trade him to minny

for a lefty 5th starter and toss mcclellan back in the bullpen and do closer by committee until boggs or motte take the job.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd be open for anything

Although I don’t see too many teams wanting Franklin. But I do think we will have a closer by committee pretty early in the season if Franklin can’t get his confidence and his act together. It’s too bad Samuel has been wild this spring. I had hopes he could have come up and been a weapon for the pen. That doesn’t look to be happening now.

Boy a frosty cold Budweiser would be great about now"…long pause…then an "aahhh". --Mike Shannon

by KYCards on Mar 13, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Prime Nine moments in Cardinals History (according to MLB Network)

9) 2006 NLCS Game 7 – Yadi HR

8) Musial’s 3000th hit

7) McGwire #62

6) 1985 NLCS Game 6 – Jack Clark HR

5) 1985 NLCS Game 5 – Ozzie HR (Go Crazy, Folks)

4) 1967 World Series Game 7 – Gibson CG

3) 1968 World Series Game 1 – Gibson K’s 17

2) 1926 World Series Game 7 – Grover Cleveland Alexander leads cards to win

1) 1946 World Series Game 7 – Enos Slaughter scores GW run from 1st

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 5:52 PM EST reply actions  

haha tom niedenfuhr (or however you spell it)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

just checked out the box score

7 doubles and 2 dingers.

good to see wesley wright was the biggest victim. isn’t he the lefty reliever who usually owns us?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 5:54 PM EST reply actions  

F'n auction draft, I have a very shallow team

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

well, they don't have to be deep thinkers

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

my team is pretty scary

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

My best category will be TB

I have no closers though

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That was fun.

I also have a depth problem, but perhaps this can be worked out.

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 13, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

How crazy was that early bidding?

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

insane, I instantly regret drafting kemp

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I took it easy early on.

It’s the middle rounds that fu**ed me

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 13, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I'd taken pitchers a little earlier

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 13, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Too expensive

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone was overbidding on them early

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I have Haren then a big drop off to Wandy.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

wandy could have a great season though

but yeah

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

moo cow killed me once I had no more money

his rotation is
Wainwright
Johnson
Sheilds
Kazmir

My Rotation is
Haren
Wandy
Then a lot of guys I got for potential
Harang
Liriano
Bailey
Hughes
Cueto
E. Santana

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

is he really Mo Cow?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

now we know

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm crap at this, you know

but the first name that jumps out at me is Aki. Iwamura was a trade – last stint on the DL was a torn ACL in August. I like him moving to the NL.

I’ll say though, Aki’s a sentimental favorite. He’s mostly displaced from TB because of Zobrist.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I still can't believe I took boog for 5mil heh

jj hardy will probably be better and I got him for 1

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

welley hahaha

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, wth

I was still out of it from last night’s beerathon til 4am or whatever

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I laughed when he came up

in the third round….I spit coffee, when you raised it to 2..

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 13, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

I did that as a joke, then realized that no one was going to outbid me after my impulsive funnytime

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

all in all though

the way the draft shaped up worked pretty well for me, I was forced to go bargain hunting at the end. can’t believe I got jj hardy for nothin

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

chitown

you picked the colonel?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

as a joke

I just upped the bid and then realized that no one would bid more than $1 for him, brain fart. it was so early in the draft it sort of caught me off guard or something. I shoulda let someone take him heh. now the colonel is mine!

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

So in your mind one colonel=two hardy?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

it looks like it has turned out that way in fantasy land

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

team murley almost never made a bid more than 10

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

there were some very miserly teams

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

like mine?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

is there any advantage of having that extra money?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

dry powder you say?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah it affected your waiver position.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I laughed because you took the bait

I only wish you guys didn’t draft Braun so early so I could’ve put the pitcher out first and watch someone mistakenly bid 20.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

it was a really fun draft

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

so what happens with the teams who werent there?

anyone dropping out?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

some of these players I like

but they’re on crap teams, which will affect their stats. I dunno.

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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

so did cardhawk, they both had it out for me.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

something happen to kemp?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

no I need depth instead of one really good OF.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

if wizardry is a stat

he’ll dominate.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure is.

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fricking nuts.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 13, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I spent most of my money on Utley and Halladay pretty quickly

craziness

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

question, there's a option that makes the waiver wire more like a actual free agent

with money, do you think that would be a cool option?

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by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

nvm the option was taken away after the draft.

but what it was going to do was give you a amount like 200 and you have that to spend on a auction waiver type.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

lets not let them have the upper hand

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

you can always change all that stuff for next year right

get a feel for the league, etc

btw, I’m now in 4 leagues, 2 are keepers. what am I doing lol

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, and no keepers

it’s going to be crazy though, 16 teams!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Last year I did a 22 team league with 40 man rosters

it was crazy.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

holy shit

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, I finished like 8th in that league.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

one closer and it's nathan, I need help.

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by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

nathan, doh

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

So basically you don't have a closer

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

do we need one?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ah crap

didn’t know saves was a category

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You can always forfeit saves though

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

no, we would need to redo the draft again.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

or does he mean

just chalk up the saves category as a loss and go with my other pitching strengths

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I'm saying

It’s only one category. I’m in between so not sure what I’m going to do yet

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

are the Astros using Lyon as a closer?

that’s the closest thing I have to one I guess

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Liriano might close so there's that

I had no closer last year though and I was able to pick up aardsma,sorianoMacDougal, and bell.

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by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Was anyone else playing in that league?

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

he'll ride my dl all year and he can be a keeper.

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by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

K-Rod for Kemp?

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 13, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That's funny

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

f'in phill-ophile

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by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Finally got around to actually reading the post

Very sad story, Tom. Thanks for posting it.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 13, 2010 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

yeah

tom seems to keep getting caught in the line of fire of ST games and such

a shame

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by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I got lots of pitching

I need some good hitting though. Just a heads up.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

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by Taskmaster on Mar 13, 2010 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

I winged the pitching

I usually do that in the draft because pitching is tougher to predict. I’m pretty happy with my lineup.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I did alright as well.....

I think I’m pretty balanced.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 13, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Halladay, Greinke will be nice for me

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Halladay will destroy the NL.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes he will he should have a huge year

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

and with the offense oh man I'm afraid of him.

lincecum will probably beat him at everything but innings and wins.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

so who has the bigger comeback

Quentin or Hamilton?

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 13, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Quentin

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Rios

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

didn't post all the pic links

couldn’t match them up exactly
first 14: http://scottrovak.zenfolio.com/dailys

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

the Lugo and Mather ones are nice

and check out Rich Hill. yikes.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

the mather photo claims it was a dinger

rich hill looks like he’s about to uncork a souvenir to a kid in the upper deck.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

he was distracted by the bomb squad

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

This just in

Ryan Braun is still a douchebag

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Mar 13, 2010 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

haha

the very first comment calls braun a douchebag.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

heh heh heh

What a douche

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

"Why's everyone call me that?!"

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

now make an ad where franklin is selling a vacuum cleaner

Do it Photoshop boy!!!

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

no

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 13, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

ok

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

when you need votes

don’t upset your constituency.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

That is awesome!

I had a mock draft the other day and a brewer fan was in it. I kept telling him how big a douche Braun is. I was also trash talking fielder and his walk-off celebration and the shirt untucking. The Giant fan jumped in on that. The Brewer fan tried to defend but finally bailed. He said he’s tired of Cards fans thinking they are so great. I replied we are an extremely knowledgable fan base and I’ll leave it at that. I didnt get a reply on that.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

This should be Blo-No birds n bats logo

since he drafted this douche

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

who drafted colby?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

cody

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

he bid high enough that i didnt take that pick from him

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Good choice Cody.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i wanted colby to go with sizemore and shin-soo

but didnt want to pay 9 or 10 for him when i was short on internet cash

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

cody ramos

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be an amazing outfield.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought you would like that CG

I have four solid outfielders in Sizemore, Shin Soo, Granderson, and Cruz

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Granderson is going to tear it up

Playing in Yankee stadium is going to help his power numbers go up. Now I just need to get Adrian Gonzalez traded to Boston.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I am so sad Granderson is a Yankee.

I really like him but I can’t stand the Yankees.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not he going to hit 40 dingers this year

MOAR dingers

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently the yanks hitting coach

began going through video of granderson to figure out how to help him hit lefties better…one month before they traded for him.

odd how that all worked out, with he and damon essentially trading places.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

well I have Kemp,Lind,colby,Coghlan,Hart

I think I win.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 1:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I'd rather have cardhawk's outfield

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

i think so too

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 1:45 AM EST up reply actions  

why?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 1:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Sizemore, Choo, Cruz

plus your mention of Hart left a bad aftertaste

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

although I read that Cruz may be slightly less valuable this year

because Texas’ lineup will be different…. which is pretty speculative. last year he was one of the saviors of my fantasy team, along with Zobrist

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

here's how I see it

Kemp=Grady
Hart=Cruz
Choo=Lind
I guess Granderson would be the deal breaker in this but Colby could produce somewhat grandy number this year.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:02 AM EST up reply actions  

In my mind

Cruz is way better than Hart, and Choo is way better than Lind

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:03 AM EST up reply actions  

last year's stats begs to differ

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:06 AM EST up reply actions  

i don't agree with the choo-lind

but i think cruz will far outperform hart, who i really think was a fluke in 08, and is not comparable to luddy if anyone wants to make that case

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by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:08 AM EST up reply actions  

huh?

depends what stats you are looking at lol

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:08 AM EST up reply actions  

ok

Lind is better than I thought, but Choo takes more walks than Lind and steals more bases. Cruz is def. better than Hart though

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll give you the Hart-Cruz argument

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by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:15 AM EST up reply actions  

i mean, there's no defense, right?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:17 AM EST up reply actions  

right

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:19 AM EST up reply actions  

and granderson in that park

i just think you can match him with first three, but the fourth he has you on.

do you pick 3 of’ers to play and bench the others – how does it work?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 1:54 AM EST up reply actions  

5 OF+1 Util

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 1:56 AM EST up reply actions  

that always confused me before

but, at least in the yahoo league, all players contribute toward points unless they are on the bench, right?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

so you play lind in of

and it doesn’t matter that he dh’s? and what if you don’t pick 5 of’ers – can you play guys wherever you want?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:01 AM EST up reply actions  

no, they need to play a minimum number of games to qualify for a position

kind of like last year when skip was an OF at the draft but once he play about 7 gamed at second he could occupy the 2B spot on the roster.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:04 AM EST up reply actions  

ok

but it’s only a handful of games to qualify.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:09 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah that's how you can qualify for more than one.

It’s why Inge and M.Young were so valuable last year because they qualified for premium positions.

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by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:11 AM EST up reply actions  

anybody pick lopex?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I did

I have him and Schu, weird

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Welley heh heh heh

gets me every time.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:18 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i was trying to type a reply

to chitown there, but my mind was stuck on the colonel, too.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:19 AM EST up reply actions  

the colonel plus....

Utley, Zimmerman, Dunn, Greinke, Halladay, Votto, Justin Upton…..

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:22 AM EST up reply actions  

and BOOOOG

heh heh heh

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:24 AM EST up reply actions  

boooooooooog

with jj hardy insurance (or is that vice versa)

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:26 AM EST up reply actions  

w/o defense

boog is probably not a good choice. think i’d take a bartlett on the cheap.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:26 AM EST up reply actions  

well of course

bartlettt is way better than boog, but I thought someone took him before me

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:27 AM EST up reply actions  

well, that sounds good

how does the pitching work? say greinke and halladay are pitching the same day – in fantasy, is it just an accumulative thing?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I've never done head to head matchups

so I’m not sure. I fall off from Halladay Greinke to Lohse Penny though

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:26 AM EST up reply actions  

wow, you are loyal

lotsa cards.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:27 AM EST up reply actions  

diner also

I like to balance my cards loyalty with hopefully some smart moves. I think I drafted one of the better teams along with moocow and cardshawk… we shall see

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:28 AM EST up reply actions  

trash talk by omission?

cody?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:31 AM EST up reply actions  

no my rotation is 3/5 of the reds

it’s that bad.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:32 AM EST up reply actions  

hey commish

can i make a request?

switch moves on the waiver wire to take effect immediately. none of this two-day waiting period nonsense.

much obliged.

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 14, 2010 3:33 AM EST up reply actions  

aha. already at work.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:34 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i'm trying not to piss folks off too much

i’ve already made and cancelled one trade offer. bleh.

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 14, 2010 3:35 AM EST up reply actions  

but now that the thought hit me

I want everyone to have a shot at a dropped player so I’m changing it to one day instead of two.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:39 AM EST up reply actions  

that makes sense

and you get to flex your fantasy muscles. a win-win.

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 14, 2010 3:41 AM EST up reply actions  

we call him Bud CodyG

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:40 AM EST up reply actions  

question league

how many inning should be the minimum per week. I’m thinking 25 so that way someone doesn’t win the saves/WHIP/BB category every week.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:45 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah

pitching can be a bit iffy. I had this one guy just not have any relievers and he always did really well, I’m not sure why. something to do with one of the options

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:47 AM EST up reply actions  

that won't happen with this crappy staff

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:50 AM EST up reply actions  

you don't mean

that each pitcher has to throw 25 innings a week? just that the whole pitching side has to post at least 25 innings?

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 14, 2010 3:51 AM EST up reply actions  

each pitcher?

of course I mean the entire pitching side.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:52 AM EST up reply actions  

duh. what was i thinking...

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 14, 2010 3:54 AM EST up reply actions  

no pitcher throws 25 per week

and yikes, cody, that’s a bad-looking staff. i’m curious why you picked nathan?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:53 AM EST up reply actions  

if you think having diner makes your team better you are dead wrong

because he won’t provide you with wins+Ks+Innings+Svs and he’ll take a spot on your roster every night because you need to keep reliever in since they are put out sporadically.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:31 AM EST up reply actions  

nah

he isn’t one of the better parts of the team

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I know but you could of had one more solid player instead of him.

I mean you had Hardy for the same price later.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:34 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah

my first live auction draft was a little overwhelming for me heh

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:34 AM EST up reply actions  

anybody pick strasburg

or chapman?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:33 AM EST up reply actions  

thanks cody

i clicked there, but am in the middle of a gut-wrenching laugh, so i had to come back here for the time being. the name stuck, huh – my logo sucks? now, he can’t change his logo, can he, cub bastard that he is?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I believe moo has chapman

and I think someone has strasburg too

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:35 AM EST up reply actions  

is this a keeper league?

and i always assumed that meant that next year you get the same players?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:39 AM EST up reply actions  

you choose 6 of the players to keep

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:40 AM EST up reply actions  

moo is a beast.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

literally.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 14, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

so are you saying it would have been better to just draft starters and no relievers?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:36 AM EST up reply actions  

no you don't touch relievers that won't get you saves

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:48 AM EST up reply actions  

ah

my excuse was that I forgot that saves was a stat

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:49 AM EST up reply actions  

did you think it was holds?

/kidding.

you should have a totally messed up league, where pitching stats include quality starts, etc.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:51 AM EST up reply actions  

quality starts?...hmmmm

save opportunities…hmmmmm

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:53 AM EST up reply actions  

quality starts is better than having wins

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I could see that...

Should I change it though…would it be right to do so after the draft?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:55 AM EST up reply actions  

oh boy

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:56 AM EST up reply actions  

can you change it after the draft?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:57 AM EST up reply actions  

yes

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:58 AM EST up reply actions  

ah...

hmm, mind if I add holds, quality starts, and k to bb ratio?

or I could get rid of saves and wins

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:01 AM EST up reply actions  

haha

getting rid of saves will go over real well with those who drafted for saves. i think you guys need to be unanimous, personally, because people drafted a certain way.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:04 AM EST up reply actions  

well

maybe just add quality starts? I think that will balance the win stat

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:05 AM EST up reply actions  

getting rid of saves would be a dirty thing to do.

holds as well since no one drafts regular relievers, quality starts would hurt those who drafted max scherzer type that can’t pitch 6 innings consistently

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:04 AM EST up reply actions  

ok

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:06 AM EST up reply actions  

You touch saves,

and I’ll blow a gasket. The others are fine with me though.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 14, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's cumulative

head to head is a weekly match-up that depends on the weeks total stats.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:28 AM EST up reply actions  

ah, that's how it is in my league too

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:29 AM EST up reply actions  

that makes sense then

i am definitely going to follow this vicariously. hope you guys maybe do a fanpost or something to update and trash talk.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:30 AM EST up reply actions  

walked right into that one

maybe he’ll do good in san fran lol

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:19 AM EST up reply actions  

well, you know he'll throw well

the results just won’t be there

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:20 AM EST up reply actions  

No.

Cardhawk has Grady. Automatic win. And Choo. That’s just bonus.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 14, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Busttttterrrrrrr

http://twitter.com/Buster_ESPN/statuses/10438745449

Why you gotta do that, Buster, whyyyyy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

he's talking about

the Twins

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

i read about that scenario a couple days ago

apparently one of his old catchers, now affiliated with the twins, texted him a come hither

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

*finally* gee-d puts up the notebook.

In other news, there’s a subscription article somewhere about Colby giving Shelby advice.
And young Dunc called home specifically to tell ‘em Strasburg’s the real deal.

http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/mar/13/cardinals-notebook-cardinals-set-face-top-draft-pi/

"I got in trouble for throwing a date out there," Ryan said Saturday. "But if everything is OK then I guess it’s alright. I feel good enough to keep moving along and hopefully it just keeps going that way."

See sig.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

Julio noooooo
Lugo left the game after pulling up short at first trying to beat out a grounder in the sixth. Manager Tony La Russa said "he felt a little tweak in his groin." More will be known after he is re-evaluated on Sunday.

http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/mar/13/home-runs-ludwick-lugo-power-cardinals-over-astros/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

and one for the pitchers

http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/mar/13/hill-mcclellan-encounter-windy-day-battle-fifth-sp/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

is this site acting up for anyone else?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Mine switched to W-something format.

It was terrible. I don’t know how people read it that way.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, ok

i had that, and now when that new comment box pops up it’s different than before.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

atdhe.net says they have the pacman fight tonite

could that be true?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

what the heck is going on here?

why does everything look so jacked up?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

You may need to change your settings back to HTML.

It happened to me too.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

how?

This is making me go cross eyed!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

nvm

changed it, but to no avail.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh sad.

It worked for me. I don’t know what’s going on then.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i just finally closed out everything

then went back online.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That is my usual plan of action.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

tried that

I even restarted my computer. Just checked my speed at speedtest.net to see if there might be a problem with loading the page and thats not it either

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmmmm...

And you went to your settings page on your profile and changed it? Strange. And I don’t know what else to do.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

did that. . . no problems anywhere other than SBN. . . f’n SBN! gdm had to come back and break it! (for me at least)

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

it's what i do

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 14, 2010 4:27 AM EST up reply actions  

if yours is like mine was

i have no idea how you can read this. are they doing some overhaul, because that pop-up box with the new commenters names was black and is now white?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

its pretty f'n hard

to make out whats what. Each post and sig line runs together. I didnt try to read anything just jumped to the bottom to ask for help.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine is still black.

Maybe it will be better tomorrow.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure what y'all are talking about

I know CG uses a Mac, are scoot and cardball on Macs too?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 13, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

no

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

I’m a PC and this was my idea?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 13, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I love those commercials.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

btw, looks like the pacman fight will indeed be shown

the undercard going now.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

that was a heck of a big east game

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

It was a good game

A lot of the top teams have been knocked out early wonder if that will carry over into the tournament

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Very good.

There have been some pretty good games so far.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I have actually been running some calculations if makes any sense to sign John Smoltz

Any short, No. Currently it makes almost zero sense to sign John Smoltz. McClellan actually projects better than him as a starter. While Hill is about 6 runs less than Smoltz. As a reliever Russ Springer makes more sense Smoltz and he would be only adding 2 runs to the team. With the Twins though they could use a higher leverage guy. Under the most optimistic projections (Bill James) Smoltz could be a 1.3 WAR closer for the Twins.

He really only make sense for the Cardinals if we have a hole to fill.

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 14, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I have been not wanting Smoltz all along

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

well I hate to be the one to say it

but that hole to fill is the one that’s going to be created when an injury occurs. Smoltz could still be very useful imo

by mattyp on Mar 14, 2010 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

so you're saying there's a red smotzl phone

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I think we need to sign him

now if he’s amenable, and we can deal with where he exactly fits once we have him under control.

by mattyp on Mar 14, 2010 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

i just can't see

them not being able to work it out.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

pacman is one quick dynamo

this other dude though looks like a whole different weight class

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 12:03 AM EST reply actions  

has he been gobbling up any ghosts?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

he must have had plenty of pellets before that

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

he drinks his own urine

really, not even wolf urine, but his own.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

foregone conclusion

Pac man was always gonna win this fight, Mayweather is such a bitch for dodging him

by mattyp on Mar 14, 2010 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

From what I understand,

Mayweather wants olympic style drug testing….Paquio doesn’t want to give blood within 2 weeks of the fight. Does Mayweather know something aboot Paquio? Wanting stringent testing doesn’t make PBF a bitch in my book.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 14, 2010 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

personally i think it was an excuse for him to dodge the fight

pac agreed to the testing within certain time parameters, including after the fight. but the man has his rituals, as is well chronicled.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

pretense from Mayweather's camp

to get the fight canceled, a lot of boxing “in the know” people think. Pac man actually agreed to an exhaustive drug testing provisions, including blood tests literally any time day or night before that two week period, urine testing at absolutely any time, and blood testing immediately after the fight. In effect, he went beyond what the standard regs for testing call for. No way you can do a full regular workout the day you give blood, and Pac man justifiably did not want to have his training schedule disturbed just days before the fight. In many experts’ opinions, Mayweather was not ready for the fight and his camp seized on that one stipulation to – if not preclude it altogether – at least put it off for awhile to give him more time to prepare.

by mattyp on Mar 14, 2010 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

also, forgot to add that

it’s pretty apparent PEDs weren’t the real concern of the Mayweather camp, considering they dodged Pacman to fight Mosley, who actually does have a questionable history with respect to PEDs.

by mattyp on Mar 14, 2010 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

uh, no.

Pacquiao didn’t want to give blood on the day before or the day of the fight.

Either way, it’s an oversimplification of the spectacle:
http://www.nowboxing.com/2010/03/mayweather-vs-arum-the-history/8846/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

good read

don’t know if the author has any biases or grudges, but find it surprising that mayweather would be considered such a huge favorite in a fight with pacman.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

12

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 14, 2010 12:29 AM EST reply actions  

your moment in FESPN
Associated Press
JUPITER, Fla. — Albert Pujols, who returned to action after taking a week to rest a sore back, hit two hard singles in the St. Louis Cardinals’ 8-5 victory against the Houston Astros on Saturday.

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/news/boxscore.jsp?gid=2010_03_13_houmlb_slnmlb_1

BATTING
2B: Pujols (1, Wright, W), ….
TB: Pujols 3;

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 12:29 AM EST reply actions  

I mean a double IS just a single with fast running...

…..soooo yep

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 14, 2010 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

how's your voting going?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

ok, just did some more voting

when will it ever end?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 1:22 AM EST up reply actions  

let's hope their site admin knows how to close a poll...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

this is like all-star balloting

a matter of sheer willpower.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

it's like 2008 cubs fans

oh. sorry. but they are the biggest ballot-stuffers in the league. they professional-grade.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 1:35 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

with world series home field on the line

we should really vote a crappy AL team in – maybe even band together in the NL for write-in campaigns. i’d vote ankiel…probably the whole royals team.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

sans Greinke

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 1:41 AM EST up reply actions  

oh yeah

you can’t vote for pitchers (that has always seemed kinda lame)

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 1:41 AM EST up reply actions  

what would/could bud do?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't care if they just got rid of the all star game

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Ichiro says fuck you national league dishonorable pansy-asses

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 1:54 AM EST up reply actions  

huh?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:00 AM EST up reply actions  

you've never heard the legend of Ichiro's speech?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 3:02 AM EST up reply actions  

haven't

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:03 AM EST up reply actions  

go find it

the most detailed article online is a little old, but it’s tradition.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 3:05 AM EST up reply actions  

i think ichiro went to visit someone's grave in 06

in st. lou all-star event?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:03 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, sisler's grave.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:05 AM EST up reply actions  

George Sissler

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 14, 2010 3:05 AM EST up reply actions  

ok, that's it

i have to say, i admire the hell out of ichiro

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:10 AM EST up reply actions  

it's been so great in history, though

it’s only this recent era. i’d rather see changes made than get rid of it. and there are 16 nl teams that have to be represented, and only 14 american. not a big deal, but a deal.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 1:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the most pressing changes are to make wild card round 7 games

and even out the leagues, there’s no excuse why there should be less AL teams

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Their admin has yet to respond to my email

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 14, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

in case you needed more weird in your life

goat bagpipe http://www.break.com/index/the-goat-bag-pipes.html
I want to play this while walking by wrigley field

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 12:54 AM EST reply actions  

my god

that thing started immediately and this little cat jumped out of my lap and scratched the shit out of my legs – wearing shorts here in norleans. but that’s ok, because that would be terrific for wrigley. now, how to acquire such a thing…

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

bagpipes can have an unpredictable effect

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll take

“people who have wayyy too much time on their hands” for $100.

by mattyp on Mar 14, 2010 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

that thing is awesome

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

it's got stiff competition, though

in that dude moocow has been posting.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Hot Tub Time Machine is now embedded into SC

just a warning.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 1:03 AM EST reply actions  

what's up with that movie

it was spamming the hell out of me on facebook for a while

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

sons of tuscon is all over the f'ing place too

that & she’s out of your league

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 14, 2010 4:30 AM EST up reply actions  

shit

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I alluded to this when it was live

http://deadspin.com/5491094/inflatable-dong+tongued-mascot-returns-to-eat-espns-michelle-beadle

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 1:45 AM EST reply actions  

she was dong-tongued

and, from the sound of it, liked it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

you gotta watch it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

i watched it

(unless you mean, watch what you say – if that’s the case, i apologize in advance)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 1:59 AM EST up reply actions  

nah, it's only the latter

when it’s santa.
he sees you when you’re sleeping.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 3:00 AM EST up reply actions  

i always wondered

he sees me when i’m sleeping, but he only knows when i’m awake – does that mean he can’t see me, because i’m hoping so? and it kind of creeps me out to have somebody, especially a man, watch me sleep.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:06 AM EST up reply actions  

what always irked me

was that he wanted to me to be good for goodness’ sake. i think there are much better reasons to be good than just the sake of goodness. just seems arbitrary is all

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 14, 2010 3:18 AM EST up reply actions  

he's a very flawed man

i won’t even go into this rudolph relationship.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:21 AM EST up reply actions  

ok, I have no idea when we lose an hour

i’m gonna go before i figure it out. effin DST.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 1:56 AM EST reply actions  

I think it'll be at 2am

so it will go to 3 am all the sudden?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 3:30 AM EST up reply actions  

wow, that's tonite?

new orleans is like cocaine – a hell of a drug.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember when we set the clocks back an hour I responded to one of my comments

and magically it said I made the reply before the original.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:46 AM EST up reply actions  

you should have kept quiet and then put yadi2 on that mystery trail

it just dawned on me that yadi2 rhymes with scooby doo – of course i’m drinking.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:49 AM EST up reply actions  

scooby doo?

or about the time machine?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 3:55 AM EST up reply actions  

no this post

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:57 AM EST up reply actions  

haha

i’ve missed ole gdm. now monk has disappeared.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:08 AM EST up reply actions  

he's on vacation that's why he quit the draft.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:10 AM EST up reply actions  

aha.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:11 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm still here

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 14, 2010 4:31 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i know you returned with that wasup

i was here at the time. glad you got out of alabama alive.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:34 AM EST up reply actions  

i think i have a parasite in my colon from bamma

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 14, 2010 4:42 AM EST up reply actions  

i hear they're bad there

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:45 AM EST up reply actions  

1

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 3:59 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

2

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:00 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

whoa where did the time go?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:00 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

feels like I just lost an hour

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok worst value/best value in the draft?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Penny for $1

oddly enough

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 14, 2010 4:21 AM EST up reply actions  

penny for a penny

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:22 AM EST up reply actions  

jj hardy seemed really good too

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:22 AM EST up reply actions  

i wonder who got him?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:23 AM EST up reply actions  

me

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:24 AM EST up reply actions  

i know

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I have the hardest to explain drafting

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:29 AM EST up reply actions  

james shield for $1

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:23 AM EST up reply actions  

named opening day starter

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:23 AM EST up reply actions  

yes

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 14, 2010 4:23 AM EST up reply actions  

is the copper kings a veb'er?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:22 AM EST up reply actions  

That's RR.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:25 AM EST up reply actions  

i like some of the guys he got cheap

haven’t really studied it in-depth, but was looking for werth on there to see if he was a bargain. he wasn’t, but think he’ll have a big walk year.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:27 AM EST up reply actions  

didn't he leave before the draft was over?

some of those $2 bids he got in (Swisher & Happ at least) were after he left.

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 14, 2010 4:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Happ for $2 is going to be one of the best deals probably

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Moo Cow killed when the values were low look at his last few picks

P Aroldis Chapman 5
P James Shields 1
P Ryan Franklin 3
P Frank Francisco 1
P Scott Kazmir 2
P Mike Gonzalez 1
BE Brett Wallace 2
BE Brian Matusz 2
BE Bobby Jenks 2

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:36 AM EST up reply actions  

wallace and chapman will be taking up space for a while though

well, not sure about wallace

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Franklin will be taking up space AFTER a while

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

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by vexedtechie on Mar 14, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was there the whole time....

saved enough cash to scoop up some of your guys’ $1 action….MooCow upping the price on Heyward pissed me off.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 14, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Swisher for $2 ain't bad

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 14, 2010 4:26 AM EST up reply actions  

James Loney $1

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Joba Chamberlain $1

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Hideki Matsui $1

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:28 AM EST up reply actions  

then I see Brendan Ryan $5 and Kyle Lohse $3

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope not, I have Hughes as a starter.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:29 AM EST up reply actions  

i think joba is in the pen

so he won’t get saves

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:30 AM EST up reply actions  

bleh.

what a shame.

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Mar 14, 2010 4:32 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm just speculating

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:36 AM EST up reply actions  

hey man

I just added runs created and p/pa to the batting stats, if you want change it back but I think it’s pretty cool they have that (they don’t in the yahoo league)

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:04 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah I switched it back for two reasons

one P/pa is a stat everyone should know about when drafting and it ruins the balance of Pitching/Batting stats(8 each) which you want so people don’t focus on only one of the two.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:08 AM EST up reply actions  

ok

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I probably should have included ERA but it's a little late to do so.

of course no one drafts a 6ERA pitcher(not named lidge)

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:12 AM EST up reply actions  

god, i hope we see him in the playoffs

and he’s still the closer.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope we see the Phillies in the playoffs and we sweep them with a combined 36-0 outcome.

and then we see the cubs and we lose the first three and then we win eight straight walkoff games securing our 11th title.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Welley is gonna kick ass

or I’ll just drop him lol

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:21 AM EST up reply actions  

read your subject line again

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:25 AM EST up reply actions  

he is damnit!

it’s gonna be like ’08 all over again! wait, I have Lohse too

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll drop his ass in a week if he doesn't shape up in giant land

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:33 AM EST up reply actions  

has he made the team for sure?

don’t remember if he signed a minor or major league contract?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:37 AM EST up reply actions  

who knows

I still don’t know why I went along with the joke

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:40 AM EST up reply actions  

ever go tripe hunting?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:42 AM EST up reply actions  

snipe? tripe is the word for intestines as food.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 14, 2010 4:49 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, that's the joke

guys take you tripe hunting.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:50 AM EST up reply actions  

all this fantasy stat talk has made me realize how I want to set up the yahoo league

although next year I’m going to move to either espn or cbs

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Lame...

Way to be normal via EDT: 3:59AM, 4:00 AM.

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 14, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

i see a one minute difference

Mar 13, 2010 11:59 PM PST

then

Mar 14, 2010 12:00 AM PST

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 14, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I just got back

from spending the day at the Parade… drinking green beer… and watching Flogging Molly… to see a near 1000 comment thread. There is no way in hell I’m reading all this. You guys must really have nothing going on to run that many comments up on a Saturday…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 14, 2010 4:29 AM EST reply actions  

We did a Fantasy Draft!!!!

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:30 AM EST up reply actions  

for some reason I have been cursed lately with boring Saturday nights

but I had to take the night off from going out, been out the last 3 nights heh

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I feel like I have...

stood for awhile at the parade… stood for even longer at the Brawlroom for the show… my knees which are quasi balky to begin with are really unhappy with me right now.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 14, 2010 4:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I hate standing

I’d rather be walking all night than standing around. I might go out on wednesday

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:34 AM EST up reply actions  

From what I saw today...

there was apparently a truce called on enforcing any no drinking on the El policies that are normally in place. Took the blue line in and at Jefferson Park we got a car load of people drinking straight from the Jager Bottle… doing a few ziggy zackis… it was quite surreal. I think I’m going out Wednesday… I play trivia on Wednesdays… and I figure why not mix trivia with a great holiday…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 14, 2010 4:36 AM EST up reply actions  

kids are nuts

last weekend I saw some weird shopping cart race that featured people dressed as giant vaginas, I think they were doing some weird scavenger hunt or something. other groups were dressed differently, they were just running amok with these shopping carts. not sure what the hell was going on, people in costumes and stuff. this was like at noon last saturday, chicago is crazy

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:38 AM EST up reply actions  

in new orleans you are encouraged

to drink on the streets

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:39 AM EST up reply actions  

might have to move down there

except for the below sea level thing, that trips me out

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:40 AM EST up reply actions  

It wasn't openly encouraged today...

but the cops weren’t exactly worrying about it either. I guess that’s what happens when you take away the Southside Parade…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 14, 2010 4:42 AM EST up reply actions  

it just spreads out into the rest of the city lol

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I never understand why the people in charge

always make decisions to make problems more widespread. At Illinois we have Unofficial… which is an excuse to drink all day Friday. When I was there as an undergrad bars opened at 8. Anyone 19 and over could get in (21 to drink in theory). People would show up to some classes drunk. It was a mildly annoying problem. Year after I graduate some drunk person falls off a motorcycle and dies… all of a sudden bars are 21 and over, can’t sell shots, bars don’t open til 11… basically they’re making it worse by encouraging kids to stay home and drink since they can drink what they want, drink when they want, and drink more cause a case a beer from a liquor store is much cheaper than 6 beers at the bar. Sitting on the outside looking in, it makes no sense to me.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 14, 2010 4:47 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i thought something cool happened like we got Smoltzy,

but not, it’s all a slap fight & stupid fantasy league

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 14, 2010 4:32 AM EST up reply actions  

that's what happens

no Smoltz for you

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:32 AM EST up reply actions  

boooo this man!

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 14, 2010 4:40 AM EST up reply actions  

sorry, I don't think Smoltz is going to be doing much this season

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:41 AM EST up reply actions  

He's going to pitch 200 innings have 259 ks with 26 wins

and he’ll do this for Free!!!

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:42 AM EST up reply actions  

put down the weed cody

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 14, 2010 4:42 AM EST up reply actions  

i don't want to snitch

but he’s drinking too, gdm

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:43 AM EST up reply actions  

that's ok, he's not my kid,

now fang on the other hand,, he knows better

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 14, 2010 4:45 AM EST up reply actions  

has he been here since your return?

what kind of son is that?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:46 AM EST up reply actions  

i good one that knows to leave his dad alone

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 14, 2010 4:48 AM EST up reply actions  

we'll let the dna tests get you on that one.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 5:06 AM EST up reply actions  

*get to you

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 5:09 AM EST up reply actions  

grump

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 4:33 AM EST up reply actions  

of course i'm grumpy, it's 4f'ing 40 in the am i can't stay outt the bathroom

f me

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 14, 2010 4:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Shift A here I come...

… and done

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 14, 2010 4:33 AM EST up reply actions  

stupid is as stupid does

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I personally prefer fairy tale league

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 14, 2010 4:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I sum up

kind of
Astros v. Cards starts here (the intersquad game gets a few twitter mentions near the top – was not televised)
stop reading here
short section here to the douche picture
the read here to the FESPN blockquote

but really, the fantasy stuff is hilarious.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

crap, it's past 3:30 already!

sleepytime

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 14, 2010 4:36 AM EST reply actions  

I'm going to pass out now.

You people have fun with your fairy tale baseball and whatnot.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 14, 2010 4:50 AM EST up reply actions  

OT: Happy Steak and a Blowjob Day to one and all...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 14, 2010 4:38 AM EST reply actions  

happy pi-day

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:38 AM EST up reply actions  

poor gdm you're soooo slow

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 14, 2010 4:40 AM EST up reply actions  

since when is pie cake now?

how much did i miss in bamma?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 14, 2010 4:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree

pie is so far superior to cake it’s not even funny.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 14, 2010 4:49 AM EST up reply actions  

you have loose-meat sandwiches, right?

and looking over your draft, i see chitown not only took welley, but marquis too.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 5:13 AM EST up reply actions  

get

the fuck out of my car

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 14, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I refuse...

think about it… do you ever have to pimp pie? I’m constantly being told by people how good the cake is and that I should try some. I’ve never seen that happen with pie. It’s deliciousness speaks for itself.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 14, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your sig contradicts your subject

otherwise there would be a Good Friends and A Strong Bullpen day…

by The Judge on Mar 14, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well if you have good female friends this shouldn't be a problem

I personally wouldn’t want to turn these responsibilities over to my bullpen, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 14, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blowing a save

would take on a whole new meaning wouldn’t it?

by The Judge on Mar 14, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEYO!!!

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 15, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

this site is all jacked up again

f’n sbn

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 10:58 AM EDT reply actions  

I wasn't having any problems,

until I closed my page and reloaded yesterday. Then I saw the clear new comment box everyone was talking aboot.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 14, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is hell to try to read

the blue background and everything jumbled, out of place. i’m even typing in a different font than before.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

everything seems to be fine

for me now. New comment box is black again, no background changes, etc. I did notice a slider bar in the comment box last night that’s gone now.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 14, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody havin' problems with twitter?

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Mar 14, 2010 11:10 AM EDT reply actions  

your comment has 78 characters.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

you counted them lol

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 14, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's called technology

in the future

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah?

then where’s my jetpack?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 14, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya ol' stubborn bastard.

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 14, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

this guy is a little too excited to be in the Cardinals system

http://twitter.com/cjbeatty44/status/10465137664

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 11:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Fixed...

Beatty’s logo

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 14, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

wait

 who is that

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 14, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, I'm going to refer to him as Batspeed Jenkins from now on.

…seeing as he refers to “batspeed” and that was the name of my MLB10 player

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 14, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow. I had no idea GCS Ballpark had "baseball's best burger"

there’s bacon and donut involved.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 11:28 AM EDT reply actions  

I wasn't really watching, then I saw a kid in a Pujols jersey in one of the shots.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like his logo.

Crispy

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 14, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reeeeplyfail!

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 14, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh.... oh my. oh my.
May 12, 2006 – The Grizzlies and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have teamed up to create "Baseball’s Best Burger." The burger, which was debuted at the Grizzlies’ December 10th sale, consists of a thick and juicy burger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon. The burger is then placed in between each side of a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

How's this possible....

….does Krispy Kreme even exist any more?

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 14, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

what are you talking about

Krispy Kreme lives forever.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not in Fort Wayne....

…the 2 Krispy Kremes we had closed down. So much for us being the fattest state.

One building remains vacant. The other turned into a Jimmy John’s. So…not all is lost.

VOTE FOR OPTION 2!!!!

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by vexedtechie on Mar 14, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow. talk about economic downturn

http://wcco.com/local/krispy.kreme.minnesota.2.659912.html

They shot themselves in the foot expanding out, I reckon. They’re no good if they’re not fresh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

i saw a vacant one in indiana

near chicago, in november. remember that striking me as odd.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's like the apocalypse

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

one in O'Fallon bite it too.

I do not approve.

Best doughnuts I’ve ever eaten actually came from my small home town of Perryville…Hoechole’s. Anytime you eat Hoeckele’s you text your out of state friends that moved away to mock them.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 14, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

an even more amazing picture

is this not safe for work, or just not safe?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I remeber VEP

yalking aboot this last year, I think he made one.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 14, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i remembered the conversation

just none of the details.

hey, did a computer pick for some of the guys in your draft?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'll look again later and let you know because a couple were "different"

i’m hoping this site magically clears up for me. until then, just to find the link to the draft would be blinding, since anything not in the subject box is black on a blue background (subjects i can read in red), and all comments are to the far left margin like none were replies.

if anyone has espn insider, olney’s blog follows up on his smoltz/twins tweets, per mlbtr. also, bosox of’er westmoreland, their top prospect according to BA, is undergoing brain surgery. not that all brain surgery isn’t, but this sounds pretty serious.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

linki for you.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 14, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you using Firefox

and have the adblock plus installed? Because everything is kosher for me.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 14, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

firefox and abp. thanks for the linki. haven’t looked yet. gonna try to resolve this issue first.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

now i'm using internet explorer

slow as hell, even the typing lags, but all looks normal.

the one that sticks out is team murley. all the prices are between 6 and 13 bucks. nothing high end, no one-buck players.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Him, Carps luggage, and Blo no birds were all automated,

but blo no had something set up, because his bot went after it…after 6 or 7 players I think he was out of money.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 14, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to put up a fanpost for the game

so hang on to yer fantasy beisbol

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I'm going to listen to the game

in the garage, and work on my project car. I will check in though.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 14, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I favored speed over accuracy

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/3/14/1372368/strasburg-v-wainwright-march-14

Off to look for a lineup that spells Nyjer Morgan’s name correctly.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a must new read about smoltz

in case this link doesn’t work, since i’m having issues with sbn, go to mlbtr and it’s currently at the top of the page, or the address in the link of course.

http://www.murraychass.com/?p=1647

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 14, 2010 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

F'n sbn

still jacked up today for me. Any more suggestions for straightening it out? I’m in HTML format so I should be seeing the normal page, but I’m not!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 14, 2010 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Everything looks completely normal to me.

I wish I knew what was happening so I could attempt to help. Did you try the mobile site? Fewer bells and whistles but may look normal.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 14, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was totally jacked up for me at work today on firefox,

on IE it loaded fine, but an errant script slowed it down to worthlessness. But all is fine at home on FF, Something is amiss.

by Mister Eff on Mar 14, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't updated the FF

and everything is fine for me. maybe that’s it…?

however, last night I did see the no-background thing on update popups.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 14, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I u[dated to FF, and all is well here.

same as you last night. F’n SBN.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 14, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i updated FF

last night and I guess that is what caused the problem for me. But, like I said, I didn’t do anything to fix it today.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 14, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

back to normal now. I didnt do a darn thing either. Silly SBN!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 14, 2010 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

march 14, 2010

RIP

(no post)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 15, 2010 4:17 AM EDT reply actions  

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