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Two starters we'll be seeing three years from now

I haven't been paying much attention to Kyle Lohse this season, and I'm not sure I will—it's not that I don't think he'll be valuable, it's that I don't think there's a situation in which he's better, more 2008 than the rest of his career, and we can tell he's going to be better. If he has another career season coming on, I don't think I'll recognize it. 

Even so, having labored through all that it's still good to see him pitch well. Here in March both Rich Hill and Kyle McClellan are no-doubt future all-stars, but once the regular season starts Kyle Lohse is a useful third-and-a-half starter, whether he's being paid for that or not. 

Meanwhile, for Jaime Garcia there is this cold consolation: he is another object lesson in my unending effort to avoid making the same mistake more than five or six times, when it comes to the particulars of following a Tony La Russa team. Which is to say that a month and a half ago I was sure that Jaime Garcia would spend a significant portion of the year in the Cardinals' rotation, and now I am just as sure that I'm an idiot. The mistakes I made, if I may be so bold as to use an ordered list:

  1. I assumed that if the fifth starter role were not filled by a "real" external candidate it would go to the internal candidate most likely to keep it once he had it. 
  2. I assumed that the competitions La Russa would set up in the absence of an experienced candidate would be, to some extent, a sham—and not only a sham but one that would be tilted in the direction of Jaime Garcia, the first and arguably best candidate. 

My kremlinology, alas, was a mess.

Star-divide

The first one might be seven or eight years of non-stop Baseball Mogul addiction talking. A season in Baseball Mogul lasts three or four minutes if I'm rebuilding; month-to-month variation is coming from the proverbial stat-producing-robot of columnist nightmares, so even if I want to I have a hard time paying attention to it. So a guy like Rich Hill having a great month doesn't enter my mind, even when richhill.txt does.

Of course, the other columnist nightmare comes into effect here, too. I really do spend most of my time in front of a monitor, and I really don't get to see the games, and I don't spend all day watching these guys pitch, work out, goof around in the locker-room. As often as that pejorative gets stretched out—I don't need a press pass or eyes to know that Bert Blyleven was a better pitcher than Jack Morris, or that a player with a high on-base percentage is doing more to score runs than a player with a low on-base percentage—it really does apply here. I don't know what goes on; Tony La Russa is covered in what goes on. Whether it's the best way to choose a fifth starter or not, I'd probably do the same thing if somebody gave me the chance. 

I can't blame perspective on the second mistake, though. With La Russa, who's both clearly intelligent and an opposition figure in the artificial divide between cool statistical analysis and personality management, it's easy to infer a kind of distance from the completely earnest things he says. It's the difference between, say, leveraging the idea that successful teams always seem to think they're underdogs and the possibility that he actually believes that his team is always the underdog. He's a difficult guy to read; he wears sunglasses too often. 

In this case, I think he really does believe in the competition that goes on every year around this time and is resolved, sometimes, before it even gets started. If it seems like Kyle McClellan has been fated to take the job since his name was first floated, and that Jaime Garcia hasn't had a chance for two weeks now, it might be true; but I don't think La Russa starts from that proposition and builds the idea of competition around it. 

For instance: he might be fooling himself, or he might be fooling us, but today's Strauss feature on Garcia has the usual he's-very-much-in-it language:

Duncan said before the game "it would be impossible to ignore" what Garcia has done so far. "You certainly take note of it," he said. "Where does that take you? It's hard to say because it's still early. But he's been impressive."

kremlinology-wise, La Russa's indication that he could end up in the bullpen sounds, depending on how I play it back in my head, like an indication that he will. But for now I'll stick to my first two mistakes. 

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I don't know

as much about Tony’s head games as you seem to be implying. In fact, doesn’t any manager or GM go with the best? Also, there have been many raps here and elsewhere against the Cards for not handling injuries, and pitchers gingerly. However, I detect a new ethos these days, and I believe that Garcia is being groomed as a future #2, so Memphis seems to be his destiny this year, to build up his innings (experience). I am not averse to him in the BP, as we did with Adam a few years ago, but I am not sure that the Cards braintrust is thinking that way. Back to the 2010 Miss Sherpa beauty (talent) contest on Kantipur TV- no bathing suits, just traditional costumes, and earth statements. Sort of cool, although the beauty contest thing seem so derivative. Sorry to be commenting so soon, but I am cheating, since I am living up to my sig, and in KDU now, where we are 12 hours reversed, so not in the midst of the usual commenting fray.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 12, 2010 8:23 AM EST reply actions  

What a difference a year makes

Our 2010 concerns:

1. Will McClellan, Hill, or Garcia be #5 in the rotation?

2. Will Freese be able to field his position?

3. Will Mather or Craig be #4 OF?

4. Will Lugo or Gotay be the #4 IF?

Everybody else in the Central wishes for these concerns.

by gocards62 on Mar 12, 2010 8:27 AM EST reply actions  

I also worry

about Frese’s 3 throwing errors so far. Bad karma? I remember last spring another IF had a lot of errors, but cannot remember who (not Joe). I hope that he gets it together.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 12, 2010 8:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh, about about this.

“Ok, hard grounder to my right. Got it. Now step, load up, throw HOLY CRAP THAT’S PUJOLS OVER THERE " and then the ball bounces. heh.

by sdrone on Mar 12, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions   5 recs

Now THAT was funny...

and probably accurate. Well played.

by RollBirdsRoll on Mar 12, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

pretty much

Wash Post

[Drew] Storen made the bus ride 100 miles to and from Jupiter only to not play, but he didn’t mind. “It was worth it to watch Albert Pujols take batting practice,” he said.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Resoulution

1, Garcia seems to not be in the mix from management, leaving the other two.
2. I pray. |Scary so far.
3. Why not both (4/4)?
4. I still don’t understand the Lugo thing, meaning forget about Gotay. Lopez makes Lugo redundant. I have spent sleepless nights over this, and in place of Lugo we need a RH bullpen artist, or a SS to spell of Ryan.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 12, 2010 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry to be repetitive

But . . . Lopez is not redundant if Freese can’t hold the starting position at 3B. And I don’t think it’s a foregone conclusion that he can. I think there’s a fair chance that Lopez is our three-bagger, Freese rides the pine, and Lugo platoons with Skip.

So says, Titus Pullo (formerly The Dude)

by Titus Pullo on Mar 12, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

While I think you're right, that would be a terrible waste of resources.

If Freese can’t start at 3b, then Lopez should start there and Craig should make the big club along with Mather.

A bench of Craig, Mather, Lugo, TGreene, and Pornstache would be pretty salty, IMO.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Mar 12, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Once again

no lefties on that bench.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 12, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

2010 Miss Sherpa?

That. Sounds. Awesome.

@aaronjscott

by musialsuspects on Mar 12, 2010 8:28 AM EST reply actions  

Not really

they were all in traditional costume, which is great, but I don’t understand the objective of beauty contests, unless it is for the person competing to get an ad contract. The same commercial rules apply here as in US. Plus, none of them seemed as nice as my Sherpa wife (a biased viewpoint). Back to spring training. What happened to Russ Springer? Did he get a look anywhere, or is he still available?

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 12, 2010 8:36 AM EST up reply actions  

still available

even heard rumors he would give the cardinals a discount…i say why not…the bullpen scares me

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 12, 2010 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree

The BP to me is not scary, but tenuous. I was hoping Kinney would bounce back ton 2006, but the MRI and cortisone shot isn’t encouraging. By the way, I think the ultimate Cards discount came from Lopez. $1m+incentives. DeRosa, what, $5m, and he is not playing now with a wrist problem?I really think that Mo, or the Cards, played this extremely smartly, let him go for $5m. and eventually get FL for $1+. Low hanging fruit indeed!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 12, 2010 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

dero's wrist gave out?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Did she have

huge tracts of land?

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 12, 2010 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

yes

huge tracts of land, but all on a 45% slope, since this is the Himalaya. Cultivation by hand. The good news is, the bovines are pure yak, and fewer yak and moo crosses. Sweet stuff. Yak cheese is great. Not to mention the millet and corn moonshine at my mother-in-law’s!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 12, 2010 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

an

acquired taste – hard as rocks, but still from the udder!!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 12, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

By the way

You won’t believe it, but I am actually here in Nepal starting Sunday as Team Leader for a Community Livestock Development Project. Moo indeed! I will also be investigating the tracts of land !

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 12, 2010 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok wait.

I’m lost now. Are we still talking about boobs? Or actual parcels of land?

by arch support on Mar 12, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Garcia is doing exactly...

…what he needs to do. He is throwing multiple innings at a time against major league level hitting, and not breaking down. IMO, I don’t think Tony was ever going to slot Garcia in for the 5th pitcher spot. He simply hasn’t thrown enough given his injuries.

But. This is a good building year. If all goes well, Jaime will start the year in Memphis, get a few starts with the big club, and log in around 120-140 innings, and THEN be ready to break into St. Louis in 2011.

by JWO on Mar 12, 2010 8:44 AM EST reply actions  

Not to mention

that he’ll still be a “break glass in case of emergency” guy.

I’m not unhappy with the way this is all developing. The improvisations for 2010 seem like they’ll work just fine, Senor G will get reintegrated without getting knifed by the Verducci Effect, and with Miller already attracting notice, there’s going to be life on the mound after Carp’s contract runs out. Life is good.

by StanTheManFan on Mar 12, 2010 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

even if Jamie

starts the year in Memphis, a starter likely goes on the DL somewhere along the line this season. Do you want to give those starts to Hawksworth or Garcia? I think Garcia still makes a handfull of starts in STL even if he begins the year in Memphis. I’m fine with it as long as he gets time with the big club in 2010. We need him ready to slide into the rotation in 2011.

by jjray on Mar 12, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

i still see tony

going with boggs in case of emergency

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 12, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Jaime Garcia

will make multiple starts in St. Louis this year. It’s a near certainty, IMO. Injuries happen.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 12, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

According to my Maple Street Press 2010 Cardinals Annual (on newstands now!)

Jaime is arbitration eligible after the 2011 season. It’d be nice to see what he can do in the big league rotation at some point this season.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 12, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

He could be Super Two

if Garcia is on the big club all season. Per Cot’s he has 1.147 yrs of service time. 2.139 yrs was the 2009 Super Two cutoff.

by ubeddie on Mar 12, 2010 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't think that would much matter

We’re talking the difference between .5M and like 1.5M if he has a 4.00 ERA season.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 12, 2010 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

We were all swayed..

by Garcia’s performance when he came back last year to help Memphis win the PCS. We saw him pitch yesterday in Jupiter. He was wild. He also struck out a few batters. After yesterday I wouldn’t be surprised if he started the season in Memphis.

also, Gotay played some awesome defense. He had a big grin on his face. Kinda made me like the kid. Allen Craig looked good. I think he is helping himself. Al least the crowd was on his side.

Lopez and Lugo left the game fairly early and it was the kids who led the comeback. I don’t know what to read into that though. The Marlins were playing mostly AAA/AA players also. It was like watching the Memphis Cardinals.

Today is the Red Sox and we are expecting a rainout.

by spfldbird on Mar 12, 2010 8:54 AM EST reply actions  

nice

i like hearing this (minus the rainout)

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 12, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap.

Joe Mather is hot. I didn’t get the lauds everyone gives him; he doesn’t look that great in uniform. But in street clothes? Damn.

He makes me feel funny.

by arch support on Mar 12, 2010 9:05 AM EST reply actions  

wow, that's the second desertion from the Colby camp

for the Bomb Squad. the first was CG. the shock.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Colby's like the cute kid in high school.

Athletic, dresses like the cool kids. Girls like him ’cause he seems aloof and he drives a fast car that his parents paid for.

Bombs, on the other hand, is kind of an average dude; gets decent grades, was never starting QB on the football team but was a pretty decent receiver for a white dude and threw some elbows on the basketball court. Pretty much flew under the radar. Then senior prom happens; everyone sees him in a tux and the girls swoon. Colby’s now yesterday’s news.

PS – I’m a straight dude. No really.

by arch support on Mar 12, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

ok i take it back

maybe the 80s are back

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Am I

the only person that thinks Colby looks like Kermit the Frog??

by Cardsray on Mar 12, 2010 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Kermit can demonstrably sell it.

maybe Fozzie?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

How sad is it

that I saw Kermit the Frog and immediately thought of this?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 12, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude......that's not right.....

I’m disappointed in Fozzie.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 12, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

you need an internet primer or something.

or a detox program.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I enjoyed that & Creep just a little too much

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 12, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't desert Colby.

I just think Joe has the potential to become my favorite. I really want him to make the team so I can get a new shirt.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Our bench guys....

since Dec.in my view were Larue, Mather, Craig, Lugo, and Lopez (yes, I foresaw the deal). Let us see how it plays out.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Mar 12, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, we discussed that a month of 2 ago

Seems like he would, well, have to beat them off with a stick.

The bastard.

by sdrone on Mar 12, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

thanks anyway

but i’m still recovering

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Even Trolololo Guy has an off day every once in a while

Link

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 12, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

disturbing

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 12, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, and:

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 9:21 AM EST reply actions  

The Strauss signal!

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 12, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Duh-na duh-na duh-na duh-na duh-na duh-na duh-na duh-na

JOE STRAUSS!

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 12, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i don't buy this for a second

that is not a whisper.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought the unicorns

(or pegacorns) were supposed to be like anti-venom for Strauss, but now it seems like they’re his calling card. Wtf?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 12, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what I thought too

but I think there’s some anti-unicorn sentiment in some people’s childhoods.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, they use straussicorn even after I explain the origin

even the picture of Albert and the unicorn doesn’t slow it down.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It doesn't really matter

Point is Strauss must be accompanied by unicorn. No point in trying to clarify what it means, it will mean whatever it wants to mean. Gotta let the meme roam free.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 12, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yes, that is the way of the memes.

I’m just waiting for someone to make the leap to the inevitable.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

all I know is that pegacorns are not unicorns

and neither should be confused with bacon-winged pegacorns

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 12, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

omgob, there is a difference between pegacorns?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

One is delicious,

while the other is merely tasty.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 12, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 12, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Unicorns protect us from

rumors, midnight tweets, conjecture, and general Joe Strauss asshattery.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 12, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

that's fantastic.

maybe not the best VEB meme ever, but pretty good.

on that subject…

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Mar 12, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

The negativity Strauss injects into his "articles" must be

offset with something happy, like a unicorn.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 12, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

memesplanation

sorry, I got tangled up in SBN.

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2009/10/19/1090784/adam-wainwright-and-late-blooming#23033279

Can we make a VEB pact
stating that any link to a Strauss article be amended with a "(Strauss)" at the end so I can take a happy pill before reading it?
by fourstick on Oct 19, 2009 1:45 PM CDT

Not to be confused with pegacorns, which involve bacon wings, and magical situations like finding tipped pitches or Colby’s walk rate.

Anyone else need a memesplanation?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

SBN'd
I just hope that there are unicorns.
by bgh on Oct 19, 2009 2:18 PM CDT


by nomar34 on Oct 19, 2009 2:34 PM CDT 6 recs

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

ah, damn it sbn

sorry y’all… baseball unlikely today.

but The Youk is there… so they could have a beard contest.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 9:23 AM EST reply actions  

Blake Hawksworth looks like he's going to tweet his entire playlist

http://twitter.com/BlakeHawksworth

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Someone has it out for the Mets...?

http://twitpic.com/183ktm (read caption)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

all the prophecies are coming true

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, no...

…my family (parents and younger brother who’s on spring break) just moved down to Florida, and were planning on going to the game today, and they’ve never been to spring training…hopefully they’ll at least get to see something.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Mar 12, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

but ... but... but...

I have the day off and I have a radio right here.

by Evilfrog on Mar 12, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

i asked strauss

via twitter why garcia didn’t appear to be in the running for fifth starter. he replied thusly:

JoeStrauss
@spencergriffin (In)experience. Same reason Waino’ not considered for 2006 rotation.

I’m not sure if that’s sourced or if it’s his opinion, but i wouldn’t be surprised if that’s indeed the case. in my opinion, while i’d LOVE to see him start the year in the rotation, the cautious thing to do is give him a half season throwing lots of innings.

If hill and/or penny are pitching great, then no harm in leaving him in AAA, if they aren’t, no harm in bringing him up.

by spencegrif on Mar 12, 2010 9:58 AM EST reply actions  

That's his opinion, I'm sure of it

He wouldn’t give sourced information via a source he doesn’t consider newsworthy (Twitter).

I would guess his opinion is probably correct though. Hill has been in a rotation before, and the team pretty much know what KMac brings to the table after seeing him the last two years in the bullpen. He’s making the Wainwright transition ala 2007.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 12, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

they'd be a lot cooler if they were though, (wo)man

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 12, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

right

but he’s privy to the opinions of the coaches on these things. i don’t mind garcia going to AAA this year nearly as much as im miffed at some of the position players not getting a shot. pitching, i think, is more fungible so a surplus doesn’t mean arms are blocked necessarily.

by spencegrif on Mar 12, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

well, if this is the case

I hope he’s closing games for us in the World Series.

by WyoCardsFan on Mar 12, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Experience

might be related to Garcia’s experience implementing a Duncan game plan and not experience facing major league hitters for six innings. This quote was from the mothership article on the bullpen

“One of the problems with Jaime is health,” La Russa said. “Which way can he stay healthier? But if you say health is not an issue, he [still] really hasn’t had a full Triple-A season. He still would benefit from being in the big leagues and under [pitching coach Dave Duncan’s] tutelage. And we’d be careful using him.”

by ubeddie on Mar 12, 2010 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Hah
And we’d be careful using him.

He’s young. TLR and DD don’t have a good track record re: young pitchers and carefulness.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 12, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure most of these "openings" really matter.....

We all know Tony likes to tinker with his lineup, and let some guys go down to AAA to get innings or AB’s that they won’t get with the Cards. I expect that is what will happen. Even if Garcia doesn’t win the 5th spot, I’m sure at some point, whether due to ineffectiveness or injury, he’ll get a chance to make some starts.

Same with all the bench guys. How many times did we see it last year where for whatever reason, we had guys constantly shuffling between AAA and St. Louis? Guys like Greene, Mather, Freese (maybe), Gotay, and Craig…..I imagine they’ll all see some time in both the bigs and AAA.

Matt Holliday. Nuff said.

by SoonerfanTU on Mar 12, 2010 10:12 AM EST reply actions  

They were shuffling guys last year mostly due to injuries

Khalil Greene, Boog, Ankiel, Ludwick, and Chris Duncan were all banged up early in the season last year, while Freese and Mather, considered at the time to be the 3B hole fillers both got hurt as well. We should see a lot less shuffling this season with additions of major league players like Lopez, who can play a ton of positions, and Holliday, who solidifies LF.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 12, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

OT, but possibly IMPORTANT

so I got an email from MLB.com today:

Dear 2009 MLB.com® Gameday Audio Subscriber,
LIVE Baseball is back and better than ever, just in time for Spring TrainingTM. MLB.com has re-named MLB.com Gameday Audio to At Bat and added new features for 2010, including real-time video highlights and game stats. We are pleased to automatically renew your 2009 subscription for 2010. As a loyal customer, your subscription is priced at the same low regular season price as last year – only $14.95 for the season. That’s $5 off the full 2010 regular season price! Listen to over 150 Spring Training games, all 2,430 regular season games and all Postseason games live or on demand on your desktop or laptop. Almost 100 games are streamed LIVE each week.

I have never subscribed to Gameday Audio, I thought that the new At Bat app was the same as last year’s AT Bat. I am going to be majorly pissed at MLB (yet again!) if they have totally changed the AT BAT app. I fear that I have purchases Gameday Audio under false pretenses. I am starting to wonder if I will be able to watch live games with it this year. If so, I am starting to think that they will not be at the same 99 cent price as last season.

Gah! Off to try to find out from MLB.com if I just screwed over.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 12, 2010 10:27 AM EST reply actions  

for the iphone, the

At bat 2010 is nearly identical to 2009, although $5 more – which brings the price in line with the Gameday Audio.
the Video tab shows ‘MLB.TV’ available, but states ‘Coming Soon’ MLB.TV live streaming for ST won’t be available until mid-March.
The 99 cent game offering is conspicuously missing from the description in the apps store.

by _pistol_ on Mar 12, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

uh huh

that part about the 99 cents has me worried. I should not have assumed it was going to be the same this season (fi’n Bud!). I don’t need MLB.tv enough to purchase a whole season, so the 99 cent games really come in handy for those games I want to watch, but know will get blacked out here

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 12, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I Just Plunked Down $179.00...

…for MLB Extra Innings, which is all the games not on regular broadcast tv – which means I shuold see a boatload of Cardinals baseball this year!!!
;=8D

And they spread the moolah so its like 44 bucks over 4 months. Only downside is that its not in HD, but still,

WOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!
:=8D

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 12, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Extra Innings HD

I’ve had the extra inning package for several years. I think there was an add on for about $20 last year, but with that a large number of the games were in HD.

by NCSaluki on Mar 12, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone have the Droid 2010 At-Bat app?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 12, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's pretty good

Audio drops out a little too often, though. I hope they improve it.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 12, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully,

it’s a Spring Training problem and not a regular season problem.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 12, 2010 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

That's what I hope too

I’d be nice if it just autoreconnected, but I usually have to stop the audio and restart it.

It doesn’t have the stuff that’s missing from GameDay either, of course. I’m looking forward to seeing how well the extra goodies work.

Seems to be worth the $15 so far.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 12, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Good to know.

Thanks for the info.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 12, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I do

And I like it.

I wonder if this means that I still have gameday audio (I wrote them to cancel my automatic subscription renewal after I bought the at-bat app for Droid.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 12, 2010 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I called and canceled the automatic subscription

I did not noticed when I purchased At Bat last season that it automatically renewed. I had already purchased the 2010 version, and luckily they said they would cancel the automatic renewal so that I would not end up paying twice for the same service. I wonder how many people are not going to catch that they do that.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 12, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ON this subjet

Is there any way to get, say, inning summary and at-bat summaries on a droid phone? I don’t need audio or any kind of video, but it’d be nice to get stuff like “Pujols stares the ball off the plate for a walk, Freese advances to 2nd, Skipster somehow scores” and stuff like that.

by sdrone on Mar 12, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

You can try one of the web GameDay sites

Yahoo used to have a version of GameDay that was HTML only. If they still have that it should run in the standard browser.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 12, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Flash 10.1

is supposed to come out very soon. “First half of 2010” is what they’ve said publicly.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 12, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

since this post is tagged kremlinology of La Russa

Can we have a definitive guide to Tony’s names for the rookies?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 10:44 AM EST reply actions  

I don't want McClellan to be the fifth starter

I just think he is to ‘blah’ of a pitcher. Nothing really impresses me about him. I would like Rich Hill to win it. Because if Hill wins it than it means he is not walking as many guys and has better control. Than Garcia starts in Memphis till Hill gets hurt again. McClellan won’t have time to ramp up to a starter again since it will be midseason and he is in the bullpen. Garcia is called up from Memphis and than stays the rest of the season.

by FlimtotheFlam on Mar 12, 2010 10:47 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Why not?

There’s nothing wrong with having a blah pitcher with an assortment of averagish pitches as the 5th starter… What more can you ask for really? Hoping for Hill to return to form and last a full season after a shoulder injury seems to me to be asking a bit much.. McClellan has built up is arm strength over the last 2 years in the pen following his surgery. I’d bet on him being more consistent than Hill. And that can be more valuable than upside.

by Birds on the Matt on Mar 12, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I totally agree

McClellan should stay in the bullpen imo

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 12, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Prefer

McClellan to the bully, sign Smoltz to be starter #5 for $2.5 mil, Hill and Garcia at Memphis until someone gets hurt. Smoltz signs this K only when he finally understands no one will give him $5 mil (or anywhere near it) anymore, which will be in a week or so. I also assume he’s been working out somewhere in private, getting his arm strength in gear.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 12, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Rain Out today

per BJRains tweet – Rain out. No baseball today. It’s official

by ubeddie on Mar 12, 2010 11:01 AM EST reply actions  

SUCKS!!!

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Mar 12, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm so bored, i'm reading bcb.

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2010/3/12/1368720/bcb-interview-tom-ricketts-and

They need money for classroom facilities? I mean, not to be insensitive to tough cultural transitions, but don’t other players just… take guys out on the town and show them around? Introduce the kids? Tell them about the schools and the groceries?

This is where I am thankful for the wives of our players.

…oh my gob, they watch bcb for input.

On hiring more people in what I think is the sparsest FO in baseball, next to the Marlins:

If we could, if we need more scouting people, if we need more development people, I don’t know about it.. No one’s asked me for that.

On the usher-fail:

it’s one of the things you have in a small confined ballpark with not a lot of space, and let’s face it ticket prices that are toward the upper end of ticket pricing in the league. So we have no empty seats and we know people pay a lot to be in those seats. Some of them appreciate kids coming down, standing in front of them asking for autographs and they remember when they did that and they enjoyed it, and some who think that’s obscuring their view of the field that they paid to have.

Wow. no comment.

This interview may take me all day.

I less than three Cardinals fandom.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:19 AM EST reply actions  

I like the part where Tom Ricketts had no clue that the Cubs were blacked out in Des Moines.

Okay, fine, he hasn’t been with the team too terribly long…but still, isn’t a blackout in your Triple A city something you might want to know about?

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Mar 12, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, I didn't have the heart to post that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Whenever you spend the better part of a billion dollars on something

you can’t be bothered to look into all the details…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 12, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

World Series are won with magic, anyway

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

In regards to the cultural transitions

if you get a chance, rent the movie sugar. I’m not sure how accurate it is, but it made me think and it provides some insight into foreign cultural issues. The acting isn’t very good.
I think it would be financially irresponsible for the teams not to provide initial guidance for non-engilsh speakers.

by _pistol_ on Mar 12, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

well yeah, obviously

especially out of the academies.
but read what they’re providing. it just… didn’t seem like a wise allocation of resources, to worry about classrooms, then say “gee, I don’t know if we need more scouts.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

to be honest

i didn’t have time to read that interview. Your quote just reminded me of the movie.

by _pistol_ on Mar 12, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I forgot

that I wanted to check that movie out. Thanks for the reminder.

How sappy is it?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 12, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you check out the bonus features?

They had Pedro and others at the premier talking about how accurate the portrayal was of coming to America for many young Dominicans.

I thought the movie was well done though I agree the acting was outstanding.

by OCCardsFan on Mar 12, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

OT, best choose your adventure ever

/please realize this is posted in jest, and don’t let this spiral into a religious discussion

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 12, 2010 11:54 AM EST reply actions   3 recs

i want page 72

post it!

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Mar 12, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

no way that old man knows anything about neuroscience

throw your pocket change at him and run in the other direction

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 12, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

latest news

http://ktrs.com/spring/?p=249

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 12:06 PM EST reply actions  

What are you trying to tell us, Y2S?
Not Found

Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn’t here.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 12, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It worked at first, but now it doesn't

It said Albert took some swings today and could play tomorrow

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 12, 2010 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Also that the

Red Sox game would be made up on the 22nd in a split-squad game.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 12, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, that's weird

I tested it right before I posted it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm trying to say that life is an existential nightmare.

duh.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's what I thought.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Mar 12, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

l'enfer -- c'est les autres!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 12, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

been reading sartre lately?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 12, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, so...
"The Red Sox Kevin Youkilis deserve a pat on the back for agreeing to make that trip back here," said La Russa.

Roger Dean Stadium general manager Joe Pinto said, "I’m awestruck. Teams don’t usually do this. The Red Sox Kevin Youkilis could have said, ‘We don’t need to come back.’ It shows the relationship the Cardinals have with the Red Sox Kevin Youkilis."

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 1:18 PM EST reply actions  

speculation

this is either window dressing or an attempt by the BoSox to mend fences. I know that there is still some bubbling resent within the cards organization due the the way they were treated (communication and travel accommodations) by the Boston organization during the 04 WS.

by _pistol_ on Mar 12, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

FBSOX

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 12, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

it's small sample size celebration day at the P-D!
With eight Florida exhibition games down and 20 to go, the Cardinals’ hitters, averaging nearly six runs a game, are batting .299 overall.

Among players with 10 or more at-bats, rookie outfielder Shane Robinson has the highest average at .400 on four for 10, including three for six with two doubles from the seventh inning on.

The most productive hitter has been center fielder Colby Rasmus, who has a .368 mark with two of the four homers hit by the Cardinals and six runs batted, tied with Joe Mather for the club lead.

Mather, fighting to regain an extra man berth he had in 2008 before he suffered a hand injury, is hitting .300 in 20 at-bats and catcher Yadier Molina is at .333 on four for 12.

Left fielder Matt Holliday, who won’t play until next week after suffering a right rib cage strain, is two for five (.400) and Albert Pujols is the only hitless player in camp with any measure of at-bats at nothing for five. Pujols is slated to return to the lineup tomorrow in a game here against Houston.

call the national press! albert pujols hitless after five at-bats! shane robinson 4-for-10 in spring training action! vegas makes him early favorite for 2010 MVP! this is real news! people pay us money – real actual money – to write this!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 12, 2010 2:25 PM EST reply actions  

shane robinson > albert pujols

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 12, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

the weirdest part is that he would have to be inhumanly good on defense

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 12, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Well duh

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Mar 12, 2010 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

ver. 1.0?

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 12, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Fulton Reed was the coolest

But he couldn’t even make varsity, wtf.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 12, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Colby's hitting alot

like Khalil was this time last year.

by WyoCardsFan on Mar 12, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

References to that movie will always get a rec from me.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Mar 12, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think colby feels emotions

sad or happy or anything really

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
The Best Defensive Play I Have Seen in Person/a>

by tgreenfield on Mar 12, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm conflicted.
JoeStrauss Jim Edmonds just went deep against Cubs. Two-run jack. #stlcards half a minute ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, it's tough

to know just how you’re supposed to feel.

by WyoCardsFan on Mar 12, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

So confused!

I’m going to go home, don my Cardinals Edmonds jersey, and cry myself to sleep.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 12, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, it's a homer against the cubs

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

there should be... a facts of life kind of talk for this.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

His HR was against Samardzija.

He’s also hit a double.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 12, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Aww

So it only counts as like 1/2 a homerun.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 12, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

BTW, Dan:

Just read Lugo’s profile in the MSP and I noticed that you used the word “glaring.” Nicely played.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 12, 2010 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

Shelby Miller has had his luggage checked

apparently this is such big news, it gets its own AP blurb

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 4:54 PM EST reply actions  

bryce harper

kid is raking, but what’s impressive is he’s doing it with a wooden bat. he’s also playing some centerfield. boras will have whoever (nats) drafts him by the short hairs because he can just re-enter the draft the next year if he doesn’t sign.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 4:56 PM EST reply actions  

is he a boras?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

not technically his agent (yet)

can only be an “adviser” right now

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Fat Elvis is out for knee surgery

ouch.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

....

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 5:10 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

is it safe to come out?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

but really ditto on what cards fan said

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

that's for my pug

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

good to have you back

your sig sums up my love life

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 12, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

i read it the other day & i was like, yep, that sounds about right

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

you do stuff outside of VEB

I thought you were in hibernation.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i've been doing a lot of soul searching

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i've heard it's located somewhere in albertofstan.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't rememeber

all i remember is i went to a party, then we went to another party down the street, then i woke up yesterday morning in russia. i’ve lost the last three months or so of memory. so if anyone knows what happened to me, just shoot me off an email. thanks.

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

that wasn't russia

it was alabama.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 12, 2010 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

that's explains why i can't understand anything Colby says

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

alabamese

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:08 AM EST up reply actions  

the team could hire jd as colby's interpreter

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey

I’ll take league minimum for that job

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 13, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

it sounds like that horrible ben affleck movie.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

all of them?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

except that one with matt damon

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

all of them?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 12, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Bwahahahahaha

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

read it?

i thought you wrote it.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Nietzsche said it, and i've stolen it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

no ones attacked the pictures

i think youre safe!

"Franklin has no patience for bloggers who believe because he pitches to contact, his start last season was something of a fluke."

by BVHeck on Mar 12, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

who let the dogs out?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 12, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

heh heh heh

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

ain't no party like a pug party cause a pug party never stops

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Don't call it a comeback

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 12, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

....

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

issa swear it wasn't me

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

i miss curling

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

is this

like olympic mopping or something?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 12, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

on and i guess gdm is alive

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 12, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahahahaha

Love it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

can't even link to a pic

that will get through my firewall.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 12, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

....

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

you don't even know what movie that's from.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it had to do with the tron guy

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

oh good. lawn points to you

were you alive then?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

no

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm trying to think of a joke here

about either inserting oneself into her MCP cone or accessing the core with one’s disc, but it’s all falling flat.

Oh, wait, how about… she does something or other to my input/output tower?
She can de-rez my ram?
Anybody?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Mar 12, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd search her engine, if you know what I mean...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pleading the fifth.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

well, I dunno

Pujols and Holliday were scratched for back and ribs respectively
Freese and Greene can’t stop committing errors
The ghost of Thurston has haunted nearly every game
and this happened.

don’t click it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

article up on him at fangraphs

2-3 yesterday.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't even want to speak

of what McGwire did to Boog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

um,,,, i thought he was a good hitting coach?

the chopping wood swing? really? i heard he wanted to try Albert’s swing, but damn that’s just not good. not good at all

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

our long national nightmare is over!

welcome back, IBFAM

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 12, 2010 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

don't act like you missed me, you bastards didn't even know i was gone

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

yes we did

there were lots of comments about how pleasant it’d become around here.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

naturally

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

we even had baseball discussions

remember that one about Joe Crede vs. David Freese?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Crede still sucks

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 12, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

he always has

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought the consensus on that discussion was that Crede was a bargain at his price

but he wasn’t worth the extra million in payroll since he could be replaced with TeaGreene or Freese.But I still thought he would’ve been a cheap backup/insurance for freese, I’m just glad we now have Flopez to end this argument.]

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

flopez? who's flopez?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

lopex

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

it's what we call Floppy now.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

what???? MO brought back floppy?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT®

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

gdm'd

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 12, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

should we tell him how much Mo paid...?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/Encrypts message so only yadi 2 can read it

no we lie to him.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Stop @

the ten second mark.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 12, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

America!!!

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!!!

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 12, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

about flipping time.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry I wandered into the thread late

but seriously everyone else dropped the ball there…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 12, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

it was on a tee and you hit the walkoff in the ninth

bravo.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

y'know, that's one thread I have never found again

when a bunch of us recruited a tee for the Cardinals, and made up press releases for what a great player it was.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember making a chair/ sack of radishes into a player

can you find that thread?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

that is one of my sad glossary omissions

I still can’t quite find it.

I’m not a robot. effin’ SBN.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

it was a test sir

here‘s the link I was searching for…perhaps it’s what you were look for as well.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL........

Y2S is bitching aboot looking for the same thing in that thread…..

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 12, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what I do!

some things never change.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

ironic...no?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

you started the whole search RR,congrats.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 2:13 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, you'd think he'd remember

posting the pic of the tee. or, maybe he did remember?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought I might have posted it.....

but all I really remember aboot July was pretty much an alcohol induced haze.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 13, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

nexefd

all that work for nothing

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 12, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

you know, really, that tee has the capacity to pitch

indefinitely without injury. you can’t put a price on that.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 12, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

it drives me crazy

I can’t find that thread. it was long.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe the baron removed it

just to drive you insane, yadi2. if you listen closely you might hear his evil laughter…

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what she said?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 12, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

gonna pretend i didn't see that

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

thread only means certain things in that context

back awayyyyy

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

i must read this thread now

yadi2 any specifics on it? like what year, what words might stick out,

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

the reason it's impossible to find

is because nobody said “tee”. all we did was post a picture of a tee, then we talked about it like it was Troy Glaus or Rick Ankiel or something.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

well do you remember who posted on this thread?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

no idea.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

damn , umm when in the season

Late(aug/sept) or early?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

no idea

do you hate me now?
because i hate me.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

make it unanimous

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

was the word upside used at all in this thread?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

was it?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

well, was it?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 12, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

somebody was going to hit somebody else upside the head with the tee.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

in the target thread?

I’m not sure, but it’s unlikely. I vaguely recall more plate-discipline stuff. approach in the box.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

the tee was quiet

not a lot of movement

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. exactly.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It's 09, and late in a game thread or a post-game thread

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

this is another reason why I dislike conversations

conducted entirely in gifs.
you’ll be lucky to find that thread again.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

not to mention the repetition

there could be a dozen posts with the same picture.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

this is like a scavenger hunt

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

that's every single glossary entry

that’s what I do.

some sick, sick part of me thinks that’s fun.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe we could do a grid search

take volunteers and assign each a certain time period, say a week

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

well, when I had time to work on the 09 poem

that’s what I was doing

(for the record, I blame Boog. I promised myself I’d unplug as soon as I got my hit of Mr. Ryan playing shortstop. but noooooo.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I just searched through all 2500 results on the word 'quiet '

and none were promising to me.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

well I appreciate so many

sharing in my regular torture.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

are we on a mission from god?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I think someone established that cody is god

or something. I got confused by the batman mask.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what the "G" stands for

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

y'know, I can't remember where I left off in the poem-research

but perhaps after the All-Star Break is a better shot

sorry, I just remembered that. it’s all a blur.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

we have five months to search through

one question only, do you have any vague idea who was on the roster at the time?
Pre lugo-Ducan trade?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

damn it, Cody, now I'm not sure of my time-frame.

it would make the most sense to mock the offense when they sucked. but that was before the ASG, which I am now entirely unsure I reviewed for the poem.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

may was our crappiest offensive month

I’ll check may.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

at least you told me there was pictures

I can eliminate whole threads quickly by just looking for pictures that are related.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

....man, I really, really hope

it wasn’t one of the pictures that was erased when gdm changed his image server.

but I’m almost sure it wasn’t gdm’s pic.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope the pic wasn't linked to

If so all my work will be for nothing.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

don't get your hopes up

I’ve kept an eye out for it for months now.

and hell, it might not even be that funny by the time we find it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

check out the boggemeyer

overflow thread, july 31. just scroll down to a picture of a tee. is this it?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that might be it

it looks nothing like I described — which is about right.

congratulations?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

enjoy the pain of a Wellemeyer-Boggs-Franklin night.

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2009/7/31/971497/boggemeyer-overflow-thread#19063180

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm somewhat disappointed now

congrats to cardball though.Y2S’s seven month search is finally over.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, that's pretty much it.

I warned ya… searching for this stuff can be like a blind date. thanks for looking.

it does have a lot of what was going on – Welley. McRae. Dan and Al.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe...just maybe there's a second batting tee thread out there

one that contains a comedy gold standard that we shall never lay our eyes upon again unless we take the time and effort into finding it.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

don't do it, man!

back away from the search field!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

you coward, I must know.

I need to know.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

it doesn't exist!

it was the culmination of several weeks of Dan and Al being insufferable, and Welley still having a job.

I just wanted to find it to use it again in a later thread.

it’s not even going in the glossary, it’s not worth it, man.

oh, your mom’s here. I’ll put her on the line.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

mom, is that you?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

well played, but i knew it was a lie all along

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

that's what she said she told you

she’s kind of busy right now, but she says to stop the madness.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

/goes to archives page starting at jan. 2009

see you in a week.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

suggestion

start august 1

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

yadi2, you know

you want him on that search!

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't even know what he's looking for

that’s the thread

there ain’t nothing else up in there

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

jack nicholson reference

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

i confess

i’m whiffin’

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

i just couldn't bear to see him suffer

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Boggs-Thompson, I mean.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

he's been holding the ball well

it’s just a couple hits that ruin it – lol.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

it says it all about how bad Dan and Al were that night

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

i think the tee was tipping its pitches

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Dave Duncan makes the trip to the mound

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

dunc does all the talking

tee is a good pupil

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

never talks back!

just absorbs all the advice.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

and goes about his business

cool as a cucumber out there.

you know dan, he really is.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

(and now everyone knows my dirty little secret

I catalog everything because I can’t remember crap.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

collateralized debt obligation?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I figured

You’ve got an extra apostrophe, by the way.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

card ball you do july and I'll do june

how does that sound?
What I know is that it’s not any later than late august.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm gonna start end of july

and work backwards because that was a promising time judging by the number of overflows per game.

btw, i can understand july 4, but why is there no july 16 or 18 post?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yes. that's the other thing.

those posts exist. you have to go down to the end of this page, and click “previous”. then change the number in the URL.

that is the only way you get all of the posts, in order, as they were posted.

and may GOB have mercy on your soul if it was a fanpost that was never put in the front page.

effin’ SBN.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

aha. that's the reason why it couldn't be found

the filename is “Champro-Heavy-Duty-Rubber-B.jpg”

nothing about tee. or ball. or anything.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

you should've google image searched batting tee

it was the fourth result.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

I didn’t follow through

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, the picture of Luddy and Thompson and their wives is gone

Ghostrider’s comment

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

kind of catchy

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 12, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

God Bless it

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 12, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you should search sbn for "gdm"

apparently we went to alabama, for instance.

for the record, I don’t remember it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i told my attorney i never drove the van

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

F'n Fredbird.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 12, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i hope you didn't trigger any red-light cameras

or maybe you were in disguise?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

have you sold the movie rights yet?

there’s a bar that needs some funding.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i just got back this morning, i thought i wait till i remembered everything

before i tried to sell the movie rights. there could be some pics or video out there of what went down showing various crimes being committed. and if so, the last thing i’ll have time to worry about is opening up the bar

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I honestly thought you and CodyG were the same person

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 12, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm picturing this

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

well, if there's time travel involved, maybe they are

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

so you and grandma... holy crap!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

he's one in the same, kind of like jesus

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 7:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

heh

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

well, i can understand her confusion

unless you know that the moon is really far away…it just doesn’t look that big.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

don't justify the answer, you can understand it but you and I both know the moon is the largest

side note, Why do we refer to our moon as “the moon” are we so lazy as to not give it a name?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i've always called the moon "sarah"

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I always call it rumpkus

don’t ask me why.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

luna

and that question (and answers) are obviously photoshoped

/welcome back gdm, your return is triumphant (?)

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Mar 12, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

well we only have one

so why can’t it just be “the moon”?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 12, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

are you discriminating against Jupiter?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

^y'all

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Jupiter can have all the moons it wants

and the people/forms of life on Jupiter can call them whatever they damn well please

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 12, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

there they are... at the bottom of their gravity wells

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Albert, of couse, has no problem with them

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

the ball

should never enter albert’s magnetic field.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Man I am excited for the auction fantasy baseball draft tomorrow!

I haven’t been in an auction draft since the first time I ever played fantasy baseball maybe 20 years ago. I can’t remember anyone I picked up for that team. Only thing I remember is that I didn’t win because you had to actually go to the commissioner to pick up people on waivers. Nothing in that league was done online.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 12, 2010 5:11 PM EST reply actions  

it will be a new experience for me

I’ve never done an auction type of draft or a year to year league before

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 12, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

This will be the first keeper league I've ever joined

I’ve also never played in a league that’s used anything other than the traditional stats so that should make things interesting.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 12, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

oh shit

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

damn

I was too late. I wasn’t going to change much anyway…

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

The Duncans

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/photos/fantasy-update/643872

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

boog wants a hug too

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Fat Elvis knee surgery

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 12, 2010 5:40 PM EST reply actions  

...

yup

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

the astros

hahahaha

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 12, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Ed Wade...

heh heh heh

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

he's so great, let's sign him for 2 more seasons!

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 12, 2010 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

REALLY?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

they did

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 13, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i know

i was referring to an article i linked to the other day, that the astros players were wearing REALLY? t-shirts last year to mock the decisions that cecil cooper was making as manager.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

cake.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

never confuse pie and cake

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, yeah... cake... whatever

I’m jonzing for it! My weekend cannot begin until I see it!!!

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09

by dan on Mar 12, 2010 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ask and you shall receive

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

THANK YOU!

Hahaha! I love it!

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S '08, T.E.S.S '09

by dan on Mar 12, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

gdm just got back....

you could have given him this one little thing.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 12, 2010 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

RR I'm giving him a challenge so he knows he has to be quicker.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

my old bones don't allow me to be as swift as i once was

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Russia in space?

Did your trip rapidly age you?

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 12, 2010 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

perhaps another dimension?

maybe i’m an older version of gdm who doesn’t belong here. that would explain the memory loss

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

he thought it was the man stew.............

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

someone in hollywood totally ripped us off & turned that into a crappy movie

no one from VEB better go see it

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't you age less the further away from the planet you are?

sorry to get all Einstein up in here.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 12, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

or is there some sciency thing I'm unaware of.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a wikipedia version of what I'm trying to get at...

linky-poo

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 12, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I am almost certain I was told there would be no theory of relativity

screw it, I love VEB!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 13, 2010 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey that's what happens

when they don’t ban people like me.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 13, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

your just asking for it, aren't you bub?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

he'll retire to albertofstan

he has nothing to lose

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd have to laugh it I got banned for a relativity link...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 13, 2010 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

depends on what the relatives are doing

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Let's just go ahead and leave the bad jokes to me.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 13, 2010 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

de tuk er jerb

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I got to make that joke on facebook tonite...

I was proud of myself being able to shoehorn it in there.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 13, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

fair enough

better you than me

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it

accelerates when you return to Earth, doesn’t it? Bah, who knows.

STAB STAB STAB

by spants on Mar 12, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

with age though you'll always carry a weapon.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

concealed weapons?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 12, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

old men

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 12, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

From what I heard

this is the first and only time gdm hasn’t been the quickest…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 12, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh snap

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

....

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 2:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I saw everyone else

was being all nice about you showing your face again… had to give you some tough love to prevent your head from getting to big over there. That said it’s nice to see you back around these parts again…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 13, 2010 2:40 AM EST up reply actions  

....

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 2:46 AM EST up reply actions  

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 2:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

that’s the smallest hippo non stuffed animal division I’ve ever seen.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 13, 2010 2:50 AM EST up reply actions  

here's the worlds biggest dog

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 2:57 AM EST up reply actions  

i know this trick

the dog is actually normal size but the man and furniture are both tiny

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:00 AM EST up reply actions  

apparently it's legit, it was on the internet & the teevee

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 3:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Looks like a bad photshop job to me

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 13, 2010 3:02 AM EST up reply actions  

the guy doesn't look real does he?

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 3:03 AM EST up reply actions  

he's real

he’s just tiny.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:06 AM EST up reply actions  

i've got a lot of catching up to do

i’m sure the robots gonna blow a gasket when he sees this

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

beautiful

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I now fear a ban, so I will now praise the robot overlord.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

omgob. unicorns. we need... unicorns. stat!!
JoeStrauss P-D planning weekend read about Colby Rasmus’ lonely 2009 and reasons for a more productive 2010. Interesting stuff. #stlcards 16 minutes ago via web

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 7:00 PM EST reply actions  

I thought gdm was supposed to bring Posnanski along when he came back to VEB

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 12, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

my friend went on an adventure and all he got me was this t shirt

f’in gdm

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 12, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i guess today is image macro day?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 12, 2010 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

in honor of gdm,

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

and by my count there are only 36 images as a right now

come on veb ,we can top this.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 12, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Cody it seems some of these are a bit redundant

Why OPS, and then a seperate category for SLG, and OBP. I would definately like to see strikeouts and walks added on the offensive side so people like howard, and reynolds are less valuable. Maybe a defensive category could be subbed for AB like DP’s turned. I think the yahoo one is set up fairly well but we don’t really need that many categories. Pitching wise not crazy about IP maybe that could be OBPA or GIDP.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

ok here's the changes I made.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 2:21 AM EST up reply actions  

That looks pretty good.

Do you not have any defensive stat options or are you not a fan of adding those?

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 2:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Fielding Percentage!!!

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 13, 2010 2:30 AM EST up reply actions  

No I'm not a fan of those, turning double plays, assists, they are more about opportunites

than they are a actual indicator of talent.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 2:34 AM EST up reply actions  

That's fine I can see your point.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 2:35 AM EST up reply actions  

so you get the idea that I'm doing FIP instead of ERA?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 2:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Definately the changes look good to me.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 2:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Alright it looks like we're set for the draft then tomorrow.

Draft starts @ 3pm cst and I would hope most of you guys arrive to the draft room about 20 minutes early so I can get a feel of who’s going to be there when it starts.Cardsfan in the rare chance something happens to my internet, you can the start the draft with the co-manager spot I gave you.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 2:47 AM EST up reply actions  

f'in gdm

so you just so happened to disappear for the entire time that I was in Hot Springs and then come back on LITERALLY THE F’N DAY that I get out of that place?!?!?!?! IS THERE ANY WAY THIS IS A COINCIDENCE? I did truly enjoy my time there fwiw. . . If you ever make it back down there Purity is the place to go for bbq. . . Stubby’s, not so much.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 12, 2010 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

i don't believe in coincidences

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 2:36 AM EST up reply actions  

whats that supposed to mean?

you didnt get involved in some sort of accident and have a spinal cord injury or have a stroke and get sent down to Hot Springs Rehab, did you? I did have a rather large ginger patient, but he was still there when I left. Was that you??

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Mar 14, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

jd

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 15, 2010 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

would have never guessed

that willie davis is the all-time dodgers hits leader.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 12, 2010 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

not that anyone cares

Jason Heyward is emptying his playlist, with some lyrics, into twitter.

Someone take the rookie out to eat or something.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

it is strangely comforting

that pro ballplayers are having about the same Friday night as I am.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 12, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

random picture day?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 12, 2010 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

seems about right

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 2:59 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

haha

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:01 AM EST up reply actions  

That's epic awesome...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 13, 2010 3:02 AM EST up reply actions  

for the robot

NSFW, unless you work from your mom’s basement

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 12, 2010 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Zoidberg approves.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 12, 2010 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

a damsel in distress

is always appealing.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:10 AM EST up reply actions  

if we're allowed to post this stuff now, i'm going to need it in writing from dan

cause i’ve got a some of those demotivational posters that will blow you alls freaking minds & bring the wrath of the robot down on my head like there’s no tomorrow

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 3:13 AM EST up reply actions  

post them as a fanshot

at bcb, and just let us know when it’s going up so we can view them before it’s taken down.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:17 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah that's not going to happen

i don’t darken the doors of the enemy’s home

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 3:26 AM EST up reply actions  

party pooper

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 3:30 AM EST up reply actions  

NSFW pictures don't need to be posted as images.

I would hope NSFW links don’t become overly prevalent.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Mar 13, 2010 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

i agree with this

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 13, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

indeed

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 13, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

you suckers with your work and income...

and jobs to get fired from. I scoff at thee.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 17, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

woo

tomorrow’s game is televised.

now i can remember how much i hate ksdk announcers

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:05 AM EST reply actions  

on an entirely related note

i just spent pretty much my whole day playing final fantasy xiii. shit is so cash. was worried i would be disappointed, but thus far, i’m loving every minute

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:08 AM EST reply actions  

Since it pic day I'


Get this code and more at :


Get this code and more at : The Ultimate CUBS SUCK Empire on Myspace!



"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 1:14 AM EST reply actions  

I was trying to say since it's pic day I'll add a few of my favorites

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 1:15 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm fired up

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

that's pretty insulting to gay people

they know better than to serve that food

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

and they hate the smell of urine

i think?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:20 AM EST up reply actions  

setting foot in that dump? I don't see it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Check this site out.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/357094-cubs-fans-secret-shame
I almost fell off the couch laughing when I seen the Cub fan in pink.

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

testing the resize on sbn


link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:45 AM EST reply actions  

wow, I never looked at this carefully.

That’s our 40-man last year!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:46 AM EST up reply actions  

well, roughly half of them

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

i was told there would be no math.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

that was just to suck you in

bait-and-switch.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

foiled again

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:51 AM EST up reply actions  

haha

the walrus should grow a walrus.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:49 AM EST up reply actions  

the original is clean enough

with photoshop skillz and a good base picture, we could try ’em out on different players

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

There is not

a Ryan Franklin in that bunch.

by WyoCardsFan on Mar 13, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

belly can't make weight

http://twitter.com/dylanohernandez/status/10402623826

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 1:46 AM EST reply actions  

it's hilarious

that you can’t incentivize a contract based on things like ERA and batting average, but you can based on body weight

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:54 AM EST up reply actions  

seattle's lopez

doesn’t have a weight clause, but a conditioning clause. a few times a season he has to run a 40, do a vertical jump, and two other ones i can’t remember.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:05 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm ready to watch some baseball

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Mar 13, 2010 1:54 AM EST reply actions  

Cubs

Champions
Until
Baseball
Starts

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 2:20 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Chumps Until Beer Sucks

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Centennial
Underachieving
Bear
Spawn

(I think this one works once they got to the century mark)

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 13, 2010 2:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Cubs fans

Constantly
Uttering
Bull
S**t

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."

by CardHawk on Mar 13, 2010 2:43 AM EST up reply actions  

all-decade team at the mothership

also, this guy doesn’t think much of boog:
http://www.bucsdugout.com/2010/3/12/1370364/2010-n-l-central-preview-st-louis

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 13, 2010 2:57 AM EST reply actions  

screw them

he’ll be avenged.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 13, 2010 8:14 AM EST up reply actions  

i remembered something else, i conqured this beast on my travels as well

it was glorious

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 4:26 AM EST reply actions  

our local baconator challenge takes place later this summer

who can eat the most double baconators, without throwing up, in an hour. The bar was set at 4 last year.

(nothing offical, just a group of 6 or 7 guys)

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 13, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i didn't eat anything for two days after i finished that monster

i had it for lunch & didn’t eat anything the rest of that day or the next. if i had eaten breakfast there’s no way i could have finished it. there’s no way i could eat more than 2 doubles in a day let alone an hour, that’s just too much food.

Hope is the worst of all evils, for it prolongs the torment of man

by gdm426 on Mar 13, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

haha too much food?

man-up gdm.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Mar 13, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

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