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Wednesday Morning Fun Fact


Also known as "The Robot doesn't want to open the 700 comment post anymore" quick post.

Take a guess as to Ruben Gotay's 2009 walk rate in AAA Reno. Answer after the jump.

Star-divide

21.3%

That was the best walk rate in the PCL for 2009 and more than double his pre-2009 career walk rate.  CHONE projects a 13.9% walk rate in 2010, which seems high to me.

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rec - don't miss the Milton Bradley thing on SC

or maybe their Chicago thing online. Whatever you think of the interview… great Cards highlights.

Made my night.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 9:26 AM EST reply actions  

took me a while

found it!
http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4980983

the highlights are intact, woot.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

there's extra highlights!

Hellloooooo Waino curveball.

It’s been a long winter.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, look

More stuff that Bradley never reported to anyone. Hahah.

by sdrone on Mar 10, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

670 the score out of Chicago

had a caller call in and say this…."sure there are racists in chicago, but what’s not being reported is that there are also people with bipolar desease and skitzophrenia(sp) in the stands at wrigley

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Mar 10, 2010 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

A Chicago sports fan

with a sense of humor? We need to study him and try to get him to teach his ways to the others.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 10, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I listen to the Score quite a bit

and there are a lot of Chicago fans with great senses of humor…however, for every one thats got it, there are 20 that don’t.

(Its fun to listen to Chicagoans whine about their shitty teams while working)

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Mar 13, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahaha, MB called Dominguez because he forgot something

he wanted to add that he needed sage advice, and so he had a long talk with Barry Bonds.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

yikes

i’d talk to sage steele

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 10, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

and now they have silva

though i guess they could just cut him.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 10, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

saliva

just spit it out

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Mar 10, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I hope they don't though

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 10, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

another fun fact.

I’m working my seventh day in a row and we have a head in cluster failover last night due to upgrading the management software. (This cluster always fails over everytime we patch the management software.)

Long story short I have 250 locations down and I haven’t even finished brewing the first pot of coffee.

And I found this:

by Evilfrog on Mar 10, 2010 9:28 AM EST reply actions  

You youngsters

Start the Dew BEFORE you start working on the problem.

by sdrone on Mar 10, 2010 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

always and forever pond scum

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 10, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

game time stuff

 Ackerman1120 How about this batting order? Schumaker 2b, Lopez 3b, Pujols 1b, Holliday lf, Rasmus cf, Ludwick rf, Molina c, Craig dh, Greene ss. Strong. about 1 hours ago via web
via p-d: Starting pitcher: RHP Brad Penny. Followed by: RHP Mitchell Boggs, RHP Ryan Franklin, RHP Lance Lynn, RHP Shelby Miller, RHP Francisco Samuel, RHP Pete Parise.

meanwhile via p-d… blasts from the past!
    1. Willie Harris, 2B
    2. Ian Desmond, SS
    3. Chris Duncan, DH
    4. Adam Dunn, 1B
    5. Mike Morse, LF
    6. Justin Maxell, CF
    7. Ivan Rodriguez, C
    8. Elijah Dukes, RF
    9. Pete Orr, 3B
Starting pitcher: RHP Garrett Mock. Followed: RHP Matt Capps, LHP Ron Villone.

gee-d has about five new articles since last I checked, so I’m not linking all that…
http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/sports/cardinals/

however, big rec for the ktrs audio page
http://ktrs.com/spring/?page_id=2

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 9:34 AM EST reply actions  

Albert has been switched to DH

Craig to 1B.

Peter Gammons has appeared from somewhere.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

omg....3rd spot??? really???

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 10, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

in other news....lost boys 3: the electric boogaloo is off.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 10, 2010 9:40 AM EST reply actions  

wait,

there was a lost boys 2?

by Evilfrog on Mar 10, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

That was my reaction, too.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 10, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

me 3.

I posted “lost boys 2 is off” on my facebook status but then I remember flipping through and seeing “the two coreys” on A & E. Haim was begging feldman, crying his eyes out, trying to get into The Lost Boys sequel. After I posted on FB I remembered this, googled it and there was indeed a lost boys 2 back in 2008. Feldman had a role and Haim made a brief cameo that setup part 3….

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 10, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Incredible.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 10, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Apparently,

Corey Haim passed away.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 10, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

/pours one out for the homeys

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 10, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I think this gives me an excuse

to watch the guilty pleasure that is “License to Drive”.

I love that movie and I’m not apologizing for it.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 10, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

(dgoold struggles to explain...

Ryan F. Ludwick)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 9:44 AM EST reply actions  

Goold had this note about Gotay's PCL walk rate:
Spoke to Gotay this morning, and I asked how it happened that he had more walks than hits with Triple-A Reno last season. He said he first noticed when he got to 70 walks or so, and by the time he reached 90 it was like he "had to get 100, right?" Gotay said it wasn’t a case of looking for walks instead of hits; he just worked his way into counts late in the season where he could be choosy.

He also said there were a few calls that helped him along the way.

Citation

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 10, 2010 9:59 AM EST reply actions  

This note made me hopeful about Gotay.

Then, we signed Felipe Lopez and made both Gotay and Lugo somewhat redundant.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Mar 10, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Wouldn't, by definition,

Gotay and Lugo already make each other redundant?

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

- John Wayne

by Tackle Box on Mar 10, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotay's

A switch-hitter.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 10, 2010 5:46 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Nomah.

So what’s his lifetime DAR?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 10:03 AM EST reply actions  

doesn't that, uh, diminish the...

never mind.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

That was not a category.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 10, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I assume that is why the Hebrew Hammer was left off?

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 10, 2010 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you referring to Braun?

He was left off because he looks like an Aye Aye (Spelling?) which are cute as animals (IMO) but not as humans.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 10, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Aye-ayes are not cute as animals

They are horrific, ugly beasts. That is what makes them so awesome. Don’t take that away from them.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 10, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they're adorable.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 10, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You have strange tastes

In everything. (Linked instead of imaged for everyone’s sake.)

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 10, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I know.

I think they’re cute in their own special way.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥

by ClemsonGirl on Mar 10, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

1 walk every 5 AB's?

Clearly he’s taking something.

Most likely pitches outside the strike zone, but it could be something ELSE.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 10, 2010 11:12 AM EST reply actions  

One A Day Mens Health… oh wait, thats just the umps…

"Four goals in sixteen shots... I'm really tired of the...............25% rule." -John Tortorella

by esylvester6 on Mar 10, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

valium?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 10, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

An interesting piece on the new Toronto GM

here it is wierd how many positions in MLB have begun to be filled by guys who never played. It does make more sense no-one says that Immelt was unqualified to run GE because he has never worked in a factory

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Mar 10, 2010 11:45 AM EST reply actions  

And not just no experience in basebal

but YOUNG.

People in early 30s being put in charge of $100m payrolls.

Obviously I’m doing something wrong!

by sdrone on Mar 10, 2010 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

And

that’s just the on-field payroll.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 10, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

If the people don't really have experience in baseball

You’d rather have them younger anyway IMO. #1 they are more in their cognitive prime #2 you get them experience and they can help guide the organization for 30 years instead of retiring 10 years later. Bill Simmons figuring out that apparently most great NFL coaches are great up until the age of 55 and then start to lose their marbles isn’t too surprising to me.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 10, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

People who haven't played may be better at making unbiased baseball decisions, generally speaking

I mean, think about all the former players you see on TV. They’re all full of crap. They understand how to play the game of baseball, but they don’t understand how to step a little further back and look at things objectively. They’ve been playing in baseball so long that they’ve bought into all the grittiness stuff and that no-hit-okay-glove middle infielders have value and all that jazz. A highly intelligent, objectively-minded, creative young thinker is probably better for suited for the GM role than someone who played MLB.

Not to mention that, realistically, most MLB players just aren’t that smart. These young GMs are all smartypants. Epstein went to Yale. Daniels went to Cornell. Anthopoulos went to McMaster, which I believe is a very good school (only because it’s the only school I’ve ever heard of in Canada). On the other hand, most ballplayers don’t even have a college degree, I believe.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 10, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

does McMaster = McGill?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 10, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

No, they're different

But now that you mention it, I’ve heard of McGill, too.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 10, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

had never heard of McMaster

guess he has a McMaster’s degree?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 10, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I think what they're trying to say is he used to work for McMaster - Carr...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Mar 10, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Generally

I think the people you’re putting around you are more important than your general experience.

Anthopoulos has hired Tom Tango as a consultant, doubled down on his scouting department at all levels, so he’s making the appearance of getting every last possible drop of information before making a decision. To be successful he’s just going to have to be good at making decisions and avoiding stupid ridiculous contracts like his predecessor, who’s scouting and talent evaluations are pretty underrated, imo.

This isn’t just native to the baseball world either. The NBA should embrace it — they have too many former players making stupid decisions and making guys like Daryl Morey look like geniuses just because they don’t accept “conventional wisdom” as fact and have come up with different, more efficient and accurate, ways of evaluating performance.

I’m going to guess that, like you said, most CEO’s of Fortune 500 companies have never worked in the actual ground level business that the company they lead in involved in. They simply need to know talented people and put them in situations where they can succeed, while making good overall business decisions based on the information that those talented people collect.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 10, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, someone's gonna make Joe Morgan mad this morning,

and that someone is Bill Conlin.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Mar 10, 2010 11:45 AM EST reply actions  

who's Chase Utley?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

....utley, rollins, howard, token 3b vs

A-Rod, Jeter, Cano, Tex?

Seriously?? I haven’t even looked at the numbers but I’m pretty sure that’s a blow out.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 10, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

To say nothing of the Big Red Machine.

Well, I suppose I did say something about them already…never mind.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Mar 10, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Or those 70's Dodgers

Garvey, Lopes, Russell, Cey

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Mar 10, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

He actually makes that same argument at the end of the article,

along with the 96 Orioles (Palmeiro, Alomar, Ripken, Surhoff), then blows them off because of the steroid thing.

Take that, Winter!

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Mar 10, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Ripken was a roided out freak.

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

- John Wayne

by Tackle Box on Mar 10, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Classic journalism trick..

“I’m going to make a ridiculous statement to get everyone to read my column, even though my statement does hold up to evidence that I supply myself, so I’m going to have to dismiss the other evidence for stupid reasons so that my point doesn’t look like shit.”

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Mar 10, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

OT: Pitching Rotation

Best guess as to who might start 4-10 versus the Brewers? Its the fifth game of the year, but on the sixth day. I’m trying to convince myself it might be Wainwright/Carpenter and not the undetermined fifth starter. Opening Day at Busch III is on 4-12, so I’m sure that factors in.

by mike-h on Mar 10, 2010 12:11 PM EST reply actions  

I've heard

it will be the fifth starter, so that Waino will be the pitcher for opening day (though I suppose they could throw Carp that game and the fifth starter the next day).

by CRay on Mar 10, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

waino is opening day pitcher?

has that been decided? i just assumed it’d be carp.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 10, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

meant to say

that Waino would pitch the home opener – you are right, cardball, Carp is scheduled for opening day on the road

by CRay on Mar 10, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Breaking news

Espn is reporting Milton Bradley is a Victim, and that he’s done nothing wrong…

actually when he was with TX he signed autographs for a long time and seemed like a nice guy, but he certainly can’t take pressure of handle any blame

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Mar 10, 2010 12:15 PM EST reply actions  

screw that, watch the highlights.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

hey everyone! it's time to panic!
  • Ackerman1120 Here’s the new Cards lineup: Schumaker 2b, Lopez 3b, Freese dh, Stavinoha lf, Rasmus rf, Ludwick rf, Molina c, Craig 1b, Greene ss. 2 minutes ago via web
     B.J. Rains BJRains LIVE from Florida: Pujols, Holliday scratched from Cardinals lineup | St. Louis Globe-Democrat: http://tinyurl.com/yelx2l8 2 minutes ago via web
  • Joe Strauss JoeStrauss Pujols, Holliday scratched with back, side issues. #stlcards 2 minutes ago via web
  • B.J. Rains BJRains Matt Holliday scratched from today’s lineup after manager Tony La Russa said he “felt something in his rib cage.” 8 minutes ago via web
  • B.J. Rains BJRains Cardinals have scratched both Albert Pujols and Matt Holliday from todays lineup…..Freese now DH in 3 hole, Stavinoha cleanup in LF 15 minutes ago via web

et cetera, et cetera. mostly I’m annoyed the Nats might beat us. then we’d have the same ST record.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 12:23 PM EST reply actions  

is there radio anywhere today?

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 10, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I found Craig

do I get a reward?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Mar 10, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

if he was in your basement....

no.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe they're just pulling a JEd.

After all, we’re talkin bout practice here.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 10, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I just pulled that line out on some 2nd graders I was just teaching

……they didn’t get it………

but I did…..and I laughed.

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

- John Wayne

by Tackle Box on Mar 10, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i wonder if the thought process behind strasbourg's schedule

involved this: “hey, let’s make sure there’s no chance he faces pujols his first time out.”

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 10, 2010 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I blame Goold

http://interact.stltoday.com/blogzone/bird-land/bird-land/2010/02/the-most-important-stat-of-spring/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

panic details
  • dgoold Whole middle of order upended for today’s game as Holliday is a scratch with a pain in his right side. “A pinch,” said La Russa. #stlcards half a minute ago via web
  • dgoold Pujols said the biggest problem is his back feels “weak”. #stlcards 1 minutes ago via web
  • dgoold Pujols plans to go two days without taking swings, if he can force himself out of the cage. Will target playing Fri or Sat. #stlcards 1 minutes ago via web
  • Ackerman1120 Saw Holliday jogging off the field after BP. Shortly thereafter he was scratched. Cards expected to release a statement soon. 4 minutes ago via UberTwitter
  • Ackerman1120 Pujols resting his back for another day. Albert’s in good spirits, just saw him hanging in the clubhouse. Holliday wasn’t available. 5 minutes ago via UberTwitter

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

i hope we don't hear the word "oblique" replace "a pinch"

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 10, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

close!

“day to day”
http://ktrs.com/spring/?p=235

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

what's in the rib cage, a canary?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 10, 2010 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

once you get past the plastic, it's hollow.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe we should put some play dough inside to reinforce the lego

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 10, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

as you can see, a diagnosis is not easy

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I love posting that

it’s a screwed up gallery too.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess Matt Holliday knows why the 'caged bird sings

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Mar 10, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer to think

everyone’s being overly cautious. This is me holding my breath. Probably for a month. Crazy injury can happen in any ST.

by Oedipa Maas on Mar 10, 2010 12:34 PM EST reply actions  

I'm guessing it's more

a case of “Matt Holliday fell asleep on the 3-hour bus-ride back from the other side of the peninsula and his back’s sore.”

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 10, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Dave Duncan blinks

via the Commish on the p-d

The Nationals’ DH will be a familiar face – Chris Duncan, who will be facing a staff coached by his father, Dave, for the first time since C. Duncan was drafted by the Cardinals in 1999.
"I imagine I’ll be a little nervous watching him play," said Dave Duncan this morning. "At least he’s in there."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 12:40 PM EST reply actions  

now you tell us, Tony
I could see him slowing up but I didn’t know he was having the pain in his neck he was having at the end.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Personally, my favorite reason is #9.

But they all work.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Mar 10, 2010 12:43 PM EST reply actions  

love the puppy-hating line

hi fox sports in the truck!

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 10, 2010 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

EAT.THAT.HANDEGG.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Mar 10, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It says it may harm my computer.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 10, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Umm...it's a link to a Fox Sports slideshow...

…so it should be fine…not sure where that’s coming from, sorry about that.

"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols

by splhcb67 on Mar 10, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I must have clicked on something while it was loading.

I tried again and it worked.
And then there was a maneating spider ad. It didn’t warn me that the ads could harm me (Arachnophobia).

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 10, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm all for baseball over football

But those are some truly awful arguments.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 10, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno.

11 minutes of actual playing time? I think that’s a pretty good reason. I’ve found that most people who say that baseball is slow are folks who don’t know what they’re watching: that game of fractions and adjustments. Now, I’m thinking it’s football fans who don’t seem to know what they are watching.

by Oedipa Maas on Mar 10, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd think by that measure baseball would have about 3 minutes of "actual playing time" though

Seeing as how most pitches take .4 seconds to hit the mitt.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 10, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

the thing is

in baseball, people are playing… reading signs, watching runners on, sliding into postion, adjusting stance in the box, etc., even when there isn’t any “action.” I guess it’s always an unfair comparison. They’re very different games.

by Oedipa Maas on Mar 10, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Well you would argue

That they are substituting, adjusting positional defense, feinting blitzes etc. I hate football but we’re making the wrong arguments here.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 10, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

Plus, a lot of this stuff can’t be seen on TV anyway. On a broadcast, rarely can you actually see the defense adjusting, players taking signs (not that it matters, since you have no idea what the signs mean), or lots of other minutia happening away from the pitcher-catcher camera frame.

I’m not belitting baseball, but let’s be honest — it’s neither fast-paced nor chock full of action. But it doesn’t matter, because that has little to do with the sport’s appeal.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 10, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

fair enough

I only think it was an interesting point because my football friends just go on about how little “happens” in baseball, like football is a wall to wall action flick

by Oedipa Maas on Mar 10, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

If you don't understand why Strasburg throwing a 3-2 slider is cool

Then I can understand why someone wouldn’t like baseball.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 10, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I blame that on television, rather than baseball

Television ruins more aspects of baseball than anything else, and they still can’t figure out a centerfield camera in most areas.

Whereas handegg had the fortune to be shaped like a big screen with a ruler. It’s dumbed down for tv.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

a big screen with hashmarks, rather.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think football broadcasts are any better

You can’t really see what the linemen are doing from the side, which is hugely important on running plays. And the safeties aren’t even in the damn picture unless the ball is thrown downfield. And when the ball is thrown downfield, you don’t get to see what’s happening with the receiver until the ball arrives. It’d be downright impossible to enjoy a football game without instant replays, IMO.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 10, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

The endzone "coaches cams" would be 100x better way to watch the game

But people are waaaay too resistant to change for that.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Mar 10, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm talking historically

that’s how the no-fun league came into power, back in the day. it’s like a meme – it sticks if the masses can understand it if they’re drunk. “Ball at own twenty” is all the pertinent information a dumbed-down fan needs.

whereas even with a good camera crew / truck, it’s almost impossible to broadcast the scale of a baseball park and the skill of the players… and most crews suck.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, I think TV does baseball as best it can

It gives you a really, really good view of the pitcher/batter interaction at the expense of seeing a lot of other little things. In fact, if you actually attend a game, while it’s much easier to see a lot of the things going on all over the field at a given time — positioning, etc. — you probably won’t get as good of a view as the TV cameras give of the pitch-by-pitch cat and mouse of the pitcher/batter duel. That’s not to say that going to a game isn’t awesome, but it’s a tradeoff in what you can really see.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Mar 10, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Read the Sig please

Carling does not approve.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 10, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Carlin*

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Mar 10, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

well, I could do with some pictures

Joe Mather
one second later, JJ Hardy was vaporized by lasers

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 10, 2010 12:44 PM EST reply actions  

The second link

Dating myself, but it looks to me like he’s stepping into a shoryuken.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 10, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

is there any way to follow today's game?

Radio, gameday, or live blogging?

I’m at the live box score link from the homepage, but nothing is showing up. the game should have started by now.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 10, 2010 1:17 PM EST reply actions  

thanks.

I cannot figure out how to get to this from the main site. it’s really pissing me off.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 10, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Look in the fanshots

Click into “Spring Training Gameday Links”, then follow the link in there.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 10, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

okay. thanks.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 10, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

How did you do this?

I still don’t understand.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 10, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Do what?

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 10, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Get these links.

I didn’t understand in the fanshot and I don’t understand now. If my phone says there is no pitch data for this game why can you get pitch data?

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 10, 2010 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Your phone doesn't support Flash

and gameday is written in Flash.

That’d be my guess.

I didn’t do anything but write a script to read the schedule and print out the links, then have it run daily from cron.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 10, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I have At Bat.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 10, 2010 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

And I watched it the other day.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 10, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

At Bat and Gameday are two different applications, though. They load the same data, just one’s written in C and cocoa (if you have a iPhone) the other’s Flash in actionscript 3.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 10, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah but MLB.com doesn't appear to be offering gameday right now.

How do you make it do it? I just want to know why if they could have gameday up they don’t.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 10, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

My guess

is that it isn’t the full product: they don’t track pitches at all and they tend to update it once per inning. I suppose they update it at all just because they need to train new stringers some time and they need to collect some ST statistics anyway.

Easier to not publicize the links and not get complaints about how it’s broken.

(How I make it do it is by reformatting dates and team names to fit their URL conventions to load whatever data they provide.)

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 10, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That's all I wanted.

Sorry for the phone discussion.

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by ClemsonGirl on Mar 10, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry

for the unnecessary detail, wasn’t sure which question I was answerin’.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 10, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

glad its not just me.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 10, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

old gotay article

link
best part of the article are in the comments – WestCoastBirdWatcher makes an appearance with his diatribes.

by _pistol_ on Mar 10, 2010 1:47 PM EST reply actions  

I always assumed

that he worked for Boras. Whenever a Boras client would come in contact with the Cards, he’d pop up with some inside poop.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 10, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for the chuckle......

brings back memories. Good times, good times.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 10, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

There are things they want.

wow, I tried to read all of his comments but they were becoming corrosive to my brain

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 10, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate to break down comments on another blog

but what the hell could he have meant by this:

With Pujols inability to play with his teammates after that fateful Friday in Philly

oh how I don’t miss the headscratchin’

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 10, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, the Cards are doomed, and it's all APu's fault.

That’s what I got from it.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Mar 10, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i think he was just going for some alliteration

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 10, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

ah

I thought that was the same person

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 10, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd be pretty surprised if they are not one and the same

although gdm didn’t think they were

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 10, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of gdm

has monk now disappeared?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 10, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

well then.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 11, 2010 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

was wondering the same thing

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 11, 2010 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

proof
Lugo could of had two broken legs and we would have trashed Chris for that money. It was the money that made that trade. DeWitt doesn’t have a large cash flow because the government is watching him like a hawk. They used the cash to get Holiday. Thats ownership that knows where its stands with the public.

wcbw

Boston has to pay cash.

They owe Ludo 9 million in 2010. They will have ample payroll flexibility then. They don’t make the holiday deal without that money to pay him. Many of you would not know the rules in these transaction. There is know "we owe you". Thats why Boston has the player or cash stipulation on the completion of the deal. They took Lugo for the money, not the player. The player is nice though isn’t he. DeWitt is a lucky guy.


operacard

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 10, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i think i just had a stroke

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Mar 11, 2010 1:19 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 11, 2010 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

that's really to be expected

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Mar 11, 2010 5:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Ludo?

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 11, 2010 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Luda!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Mar 11, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Smell Bad???

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 11, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

one of my favorite characters.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Mar 11, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome to camp

Mr. Craig.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Mar 10, 2010 1:57 PM EST reply actions  

I must say...

even though it’s pretty early in spring training, I’ll be surprised if Mather and Craig don’t make the team

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 10, 2010 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

they sure like Nick Stavino

I’d rather see JJ or DJ get some playing time!

"If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs." -WH

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Mar 10, 2010 2:17 PM EST reply actions  

Penny appeared much sharper today, from what I can tell.

Basing that totally on the fact that he shut out the Nationals, so maybe its not saying much.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 10, 2010 2:28 PM EST reply actions  

Lil Dunc 0-4

Sad. But not surprising.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Mar 10, 2010 3:25 PM EST reply actions  

I lost a bet with my dad yesterday

He bet me a Gatorade that LD would strike out. I got giddy when LD had a 3-2 count, but as soon as the whoosh happened, I just chuckled and went to the garage. LD, we don’t miss ye.

by zoomzoomj88 on Mar 10, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

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