Good Looking All Star Team
by ClemsonGirl on Feb 18, 2010 5:23 PM EST
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Andi_k and I started working on this awhile ago and then kind of stopped because we both got busy. Luckily I think we stopped basically after we had most of the work done. But this is what we came up with.
Each player is judged on three statistics: DAR- Dreaminess Above Replacement, GWR- Grace While Running for position players or DID- Distraction Independent Delivery for pitchers, and SXYMS- Sexiness Adjusted for Mental Stability. We used both leagues to create the roster so this is an Inter-league team.
Here we go:
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DAR- 10 I don't think this needs explanation.
GWR- .398 He may not be the most graceful runner in a traditional sense but he has a sort of rugged grace.
SXYMS- .450 He is pretty stable. But sometimes that stability is sexy. Depends on what you like. He seems pretty personable and genuine as well.
1B- James Loney
via www.freefantasymagazine.com
DAR- 5 Not Dreamy Joe levels of dreaminess but still pretty dreamy.
GWR- .425 He has shown some very nice graceful running. I submit this video for your examination.
SXYMS- .250 After extensive research this girl could find no signs of mental breakdowns, tantrums, or scandals. He seems kind of boring actually. All I can find is stuff about baseball. How disappointing. Maybe andi can shed some light. He was her pick.
2B- Ian Kinsler
DAR- 8 Look at those brown eyes and pouty lips.
GWR- .760 I think the use of high socks may make him appear more graceful. This is a simple way other players could try to improve their GWR scores.
SXYMS- .350 Pretty stable. Although Ian is married to his high school sweetheart which is so romantic. This has upset many young girls and prompted them to say they hope he cheats on his wife because they would "hit that." (Ian Kinsler Girlfriend Forum everyone. Good stuff.)
3B- Evan Longoria
DAR- 5 He is definitely more silly and happy-go-lucky than dreamy.
GWR- .425 He is tall and fairly thin. That looks good when running.
SXYMS- .500 Some of you may think that is inflated. But here is my reasoning: He often dresses in rather, shall we say, Ryan Braun-ish clothing. While this is usually a sign to STAY AWAY to me it shows a side that says I must belong and be popular which is very needy. Needy=some mental instability and therefore he scores higher.
SS- Troy Tulowitzki
DAR- 6 Another case of nice eyes and pouty lips.
GWR- .450 He shows tremendous grace on defense. Shortstop may not be a position that involves a lot of running per se but it does involve quick reflexes and dives and jumps, all things Tulo does with a lot of grace.
SXYMS- .350 Pretty stable. But he married his high school sweetheart which as we discussed with Ian is romantic.
OF- Nick Markakis
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DAR- 7 He is referred to as The Greek God in Baltimore, that's dreamy y'all.
GWR- .500 Most outfielders will be rather graceful and Markakis is certainly no exception.
SXYMS- .333 Nick has his own charity for distressed children in Maryland. As an Early Childhood Education I strongly approve.
OF- Jacoby Ellsbury
I feel like the fuzzy birder is appropriate here.
DAR- 7 He is Native American, I think that's pretty dreamy.
GWR- .600 Very fast and a very talented base stealer. I love base stealers.
SXYMS- .400 He is actually kind of boring. But he plays for the Red Sox and we all know their affinity for Braun-like behavior and dress. Sort of an Evan Longoria effect.
OF- Grady Sizemore
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DAR- 9 I decided no one else was allowed to get a 10 on DAR because Joe Mauer is indeed Dreamy Joe but if anyone could Grady would.
GWR- .800 Yup. http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=5861675
SXYMS- .600 Well, he was boring, but then he had a scandal. So now he is not as boring.
Bench
OF- Colby Rasmus
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DAR- 3 He is too goofy looking and adorable to be very dreamy.
GWR- 1.000 We have discussed this many times and I think Colby is the picture of grace when running.
SXYMS- .200 He is pretty well behaved and I don't know that you could really classify him as sexy, I usually say adorable.
OF- Andre Ethier
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DAR- 7 He has dark hair, brown eyes, the epitome of tall, dark, and handsome.
GWR- .600 I think he's pretty graceful.
SXYMS- .400 He is pretty stable but he is very personable judging by his blog he had a few years ago.
C- Lou Marson
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DAR- 7 I think curly hair helps a lot with dreaminess. Again with the brown eyes, I guess those are dreamy.
GWR- .333 He is a catcher so he is not necessarily a super graceful runner but he isn't bad.
SXYMS- .300 He has not been around long enough to really cause any scandals so at the moment he seems pretty boring.
SP- Zach Greinke
DAR- 8 He is pretty dreamy. I think really blue eyes are also dreamy.
DID- 1.35 He has a very simple, clean delivery. This allows for maximum viewing of his gorgeous self with few distractions.
SXYMS- 1.000 He has had a history of some emotional instability. Plus he uses Sabermetrics to help him pitch, I know y'all appreciate that.
SP- Justin Masterson
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DAR- 6 He has great eyes that really stand out since he also has no hair.
DID- 1.50 He has a pretty simple delivery that also emphasizes his height which is nice.
SXYMS- .500 He gets a high score here for his apparent ability to get along with everyone and generally good attitude. I mean he said he liked Dustin Pedroia! I guess that may be a bad thing...
SP- Adam Wainwright
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DAR- 8 He is pretty darn dreamy. Look at him!
DID- 1.50 Very simple delivery again.
SXYMS- .500 He is a mix of friendly and tough guy, his tough guy side seems to really bloom around our next pitcher.
SP- Chris Carpenter
DAR- 8 His dreaminess comes from his tough as nails attitude.
DID- 1.23 Very simple delivery that is a perfect representation of his attitude.
SXYMS- .750 It's that tough guy attitude again.
RP- CJ Wilson
DAR- 9 I don't know how many of you are aware of this but he is so dreamy y'all. Go here for further evidence.
DID- 2.30 He has a pretty simple delivery. He does have a little leg kick at the end that is a little distracting.
SXYMS- .450 From what I understand CJ doesn't drink and spends a lot of time on the Internet. In fact I think he used to semi-regurlarly comment at Lone Star Ball, the Rangers SBN blog. He also has a very active and pretty good Twitter where I learned he just went to Vancouver to watch some hockey at the Olympics.
RP-Huston Street
DAR- 7 He has great eyes and pouty lips, two very big components of dreaminess.
DID- 1.70 Pretty simple delivery. And he made it look good in the A's ugly uniforms, bonus points.
SXYMS- .425 He is a closer which is very sexy.
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Xavier Nady was on the list.
I don’t really know what happened to him. He got cut sometime.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
But we can definitely add him.
Andi has been pretty busy lately so we can see what she says.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
he was what kicked it off in mid-Nov
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
is DAR affected by facial hair experiments?
I’d use a mustache-era pic of our guys, but here’s a recent one of Markakis:
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
a very thorough job, by the way
kudos to y’all
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
It was really mostly CGirl.
o noez
he has joaquin phoenix disease!
SIGN FELIPE LOPEZ
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
Looks like Joaquin Phoenix
In a bad way, during his crazy trying to be a standup that might actually be a movie period
The heart is the general, the eyes are the scouts, the fists are the arrows, the body is the bow.
He's one of those people who apparently doesn't photograph well.
When I see him on TV he is so cute but in pictures….
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
would he have camera anxiety?
also one probably needs to catch the dimpling. I’m told that ups the rating.
besides, pitching-face looks really bad on anybody.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I like how bored and amused Carp looks while pitching.
“ho hum, getting mother fuckers out.”
by Mister Eff on Feb 18, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I've only seen that look on Cliff Lee, otherwise.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Cliff Lee and Carp have always struck me as having a similar demeanor
It’s a peaceful, controlled hatred at the core of their being — when they’re on the mound, you can only see it in their eyes.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
by mojowo11 on Feb 23, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This seems like nothing but a cute fest.
I think Markakis, Eithier, and Carp are the only guys that don’t look like teenagers.
But, it’s your list and, well, I’m straight, so what the hell do I know?
Dreaminess is adjusted for age, duh.
you can argue it’s only valuable for prospects.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
right under the bus
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Agreed. Most of these kids look like they still need training wheels.
I would break them.
[Carp excluded, of course.]
by peach concrete on Feb 20, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
well they are using the Dreaminess metric
should there be a RIB stat? Robust in… ?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Break?
That sounds like it could be really awesome or really terrible.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
wouldn't you like to know
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 23, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
I can understand how he was so good last year, though
When he was on the mound, 78% of all balls-in-play were stopped by his chin.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 19, 2010 7:56 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
oh, and VEB has tossed around the idea
of Dreaminess distracting the hitter and/or pitcher. so I suppose it’s something to watch.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
are you saying there are gay players?
not that…
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
see if you're invited into the Man Stew, ever.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
no jimmy baseball?
I think he was named best looking male athlete one year for playgirl magazine.
SIGN FELIPE LOPEZ
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
I put that wrong.
I am FAN. I just don’t think he is that good looking.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
if you're in college now, you missed him in his prime
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
I have seen pictures. I just don't get it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Feb 25, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
great, and apt
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Miss Piggy begs to differ.
Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.
by spants on Feb 26, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Colby Rasmus
Looks like the kind of guy who gets his cheeks squeezed by his Grandmother and/or crazy aunts
The heart is the general, the eyes are the scouts, the fists are the arrows, the body is the bow.
that's weird
oh…those cheeks.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
My wife would disagree
that any 1B is better looking than Pujols.
and surely there is a better SS in the league than Troy Tulowhateverski….Jeter at least has the hardware to form an argument
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Shortstop was such a difficult position.
I don’t find Jeter attractive at all and Andi couldn’t think of anyone either. I toyed with using Elvis Andrus for awhile but I also wanted more NL people. At the time it was mostly AL. I also thought about Stephen Drew but I think that may be a just me thing.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
does boog rate at all?
seems a certain member in arizona thinks so.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
boog rates pretty low on DAR
but decent on the GWR with those high socks. and REALLY high on the SXYMS!! i mean, he bites his shoulder before every pitch. clear mental instability.
SIGN FELIPE LOPEZ
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
How does Kaheel rate on SXYMS?
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Feb 18, 2010 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
(too soon?)
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Feb 18, 2010 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
i think he has mental instability well-covered
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
This is strictly based on looks and made-up statistics,
not necessarily ability.
I think Jeter is boring-looking (in the face, anyway). Not at all unattractive, just not someone who would necessarily turn my head. I mean, unless he was only wearing a towel or something.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Also, Albert is too pure for me to have dirty thoughts about,
which for me was a necessary part of getting onto this list. I would feel bad degrading him with what is essentially a sexist exercise. But those other guys? Sure, I will objectify you as hard as I can.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
by hardware
I was more referring to his list of women
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
well done, ladies!
we barely have a full infield here, but a stocked outfield. are OF cuter by nature?
some real surprises here, all in all, but very solid work.
"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.
Apparently outfielders are cuter.
Who is surprising?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
As a man who has no problem admitting when another man is handsome,
I’d say Loney, Kinsler, Longoria, Tulo, Ellsbury, Rasmus, Marson, Greinke (he looks like a new moon!), and Street all seem like not-bad looking guys, but I’m surprised they’d be the handomest of their postion in all of baseball. Not a mustache to be found!
I think Halladay is pretty dreamy. Greinke looks 4 years old.
Consider the source. CG’s taste in men is eccentric. I mean, how did Skip not win the 2B slot?
Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.
Grudz looked good in a uni.
Not so much in street clothes.
Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.
That looks like a cardboard cutout of Grudz
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Feb 18, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
notice the sleeve
apparently grudz is a franky supporter. Who knew he had his own clothing line? I would’ve thought that it would be camo only.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I still don't think of Skip as a second baseman.
But Kinsler is gorgeous.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
what do you think of skip as?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I don't really know.
In my mind he appears to have no position and is just really cute and cool.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
then maybe add him as a utility guy
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
ooh yeah
we need a utility spot. except i think dero wins that.
SIGN FELIPE LOPEZ
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
left and right handed pinch hitters
it still works
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Feb 18, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
he looks like a taller, hotter tom cruise
SIGN FELIPE LOPEZ
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
There are too many.
I wanted to split it AL and NL but there aren’t enough good looking pitchers. And DH’s are just rough.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
well it's still a pretty great list.
when you add Nady, just add a utility spot.
SIGN FELIPE LOPEZ
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
vogue?
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
And Jewish
so he’s got that going for him.
"Have you ever thrown a ball 100 miles an hour? Everything hurts. Even your ass hurts. I see pictures of my face and say, 'Holy shit', but that's the strain you feel when you throw. I had one of those faces you look at it, man, and say, 'Man he's an ass-hole.' Could be, depends on if you pissed me off or not." - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Feb 18, 2010 6:26 PM EST up reply actions
But see Marson isn't the best looking.
He is essentially second.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
loney was a surprise. tulo and greinke, also.
"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.
I say this with a unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality
/Costanza
…Colby is not an attractive dude. Looks like a slow-witted country yokel (kinda talks like one too). However, I am willing to pledge my undying attraction to him if he rakes lefties this year, so there’s that. *runs from Clemson’s wrath*
I think Colby looks more handsome
with shorn locks. Of course this list is not about handsomeness.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Feb 18, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
but... but....
he’s hot like fire! Hot like fire!
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 19, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions
Is that a tat on his arm in the picture that's distracting me
or am I seeing things?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Yes.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Feb 20, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Don't know how I feel about that.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Surely that other picture of Longo
means he loses all respectability.
The heart is the general, the eyes are the scouts, the fists are the arrows, the body is the bow.
we were told there would be no reading
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Nobody said there'd be math!
I blame our schools!
The heart is the general, the eyes are the scouts, the fists are the arrows, the body is the bow.
you see if you can keep dave mckay away from this team.
"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.
by tom s. on Feb 18, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
oh wow. now my head hurts.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
sumbitch
four hours later and there’s not even a hint of this thing going mossy
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Feb 18, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, I did my part!
I rec’d it as hard as I could
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
I'm a sucker for doing anything 4 days late...
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 22, 2010 7:54 AM EST up reply actions
Andre Ethier
kinda douchy
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Did he go back in time to hang with 7th grade James Loney?
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Feb 18, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
BAM!
‘Thats right little Jimmy, one day you will know the joy of being considered attractive given your occupation by people on the internet’.
‘Wow thanks mister!’
’Don’t thank me… thank me… wait what?!’
The heart is the general, the eyes are the scouts, the fists are the arrows, the body is the bow.
by Aranathor on Feb 18, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What I'm hearing is I should go back and add a few people.
I’ll do that. But not right now. This was amazingly tiring. You would think this type of thing would be pretty easy but it is not.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
JRoll?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Rollins
Looks like a combination of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Willie Mays-Hayes
The heart is the general, the eyes are the scouts, the fists are the arrows, the body is the bow.
well, you may play basketball like Will
but you rap like shit.
by WyoCardsFan on Feb 19, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Aren't fighter pilots handsome by law?
You must be this handsome to fly this plane?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
So when does the all-ugly team go up?
It won’t be the same with Randy Johnson having retired — there’s no ugly like the Big Ugly — but still, having a team that we ugly real-life men can relate to would be nice.
Does that mean I have to do it?
Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.
by spants on Feb 18, 2010 6:42 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
poor Jack Wilson
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
harang is a keeper too
in fact, the pitchers will probably be the toughest to narrow down
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
FUCK.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 19, 2010 8:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
heh
I'm gonna need a whole lot more franklins if Franklin is our closer this year
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 19, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
how did this comment go unrecced?
"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.
I have given it a 6th
VEB’s call for an all-ugly team is now quite serious.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
Randy Johnson
Ugly at 20, ugly at 40
The heart is the general, the eyes are the scouts, the fists are the arrows, the body is the bow.
he never lost it
that’s longevity
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
even if he couldn't pitch, who's gonna tell him he didn't make it?
"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.
After what he nearly did to that bird?
I’m not it, I can tell you that.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
I'd hate to see what completely looks like
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Feb 18, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it would involve at least a black hole
and very likely a worm hole and the 8th string…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
You mean the Ugly Hall of Fame?
The bar for ugly pitchers is pretty high, courtesy of, say, Don Mossi.
by StanTheManFan on Feb 18, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Someone posted something about Don Mossi
awhile back somewhere. Not sure if it was here or some other place I waste time… but dear god printed that picture out and haven’t had a mouse problem or small children problem since.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
I think you meant
here.
The amazing thing is, this is one of Mossi’s better looking baseball cards. In my collection, I have worse. I keep them very carefully hidden.
by StanTheManFan on Feb 20, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
That would be the one I'm thinking of.
I would say thanks… but I had to look at it again so I’ll just give a nod and you and you can take that as you will.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
And he's prolific in
real name/nickname dual meaning… That should probably be factored in somehow.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
lol
nicely done
I'm gonna need a whole lot more franklins if Franklin is our closer this year
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 18, 2010 7:53 PM EST reply actions
that's when you develop a sense of humor.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 18, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Double fail
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Feb 18, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
He looks like a sleazeball
The heart is the general, the eyes are the scouts, the fists are the arrows, the body is the bow.
by Aranathor on Feb 18, 2010 9:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
likewise
whoever doesnt vote for Boog is a traitor.
SIGN FELIPE LOPEZ
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
I dunno... even I have to bow to common sense
(you can see his fillings)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i never said he was dreamy
but if we’re judging grace and mental instability…just sayin’
and there’s also this:
SIGN FELIPE LOPEZ
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
I think GWR is inadequate to describe Boog
he’s fast, but he’s not graceful, at least from the ankles up. the most graceful I saw him was falling on his head. which, granted, was pretty damn impressive.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 18, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
i can't believe he didn't die.
i really thought for sure he would. how about GWD (grace while defending)?
SIGN FELIPE LOPEZ
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
Well that's what I used for Loney since that's all I could find.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Feb 18, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
do you remember the look on Barry's face?
he couldn’t believe it either.
then a few seconds later, Boog was up and actually oooohing at Colby’s home run.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 18, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
boog is a candidate for the goofy-looking all stars. they could play the all star uglies and the good looking all star team in a rotation.
"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.
"all star uglies"
has a nice ring to it, tom.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I'm totally stealing that to describe
people who were dealt a less than ideal genetic hand… to put it kindly.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
James Loney?
You cannot be serious! He looks like an oaf running to first base — if that’s grace, then a downhill ski crash is the most graceful thing I’ve ever seen.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
I am not trying to throw Andi under the bus but he was her pick.
She didn’t explain so I tried my best in her absence.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
clemsongirl
i see there’s more costume controversy in skating – the aussies disapprove of the russian pair’s aboriginal attire. be it judging issues, costumes…always something, huh?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I'm bored
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Feb 18, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Well you don't follow/care about figure skating.
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haha
spants’ feisty rubbing off on you?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I really don't need to hear
about spants rubbing something off… just sayin.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
see that thing back there?
you mean over there?
Yeah that was the line
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
by TomCat009 on Feb 20, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm sure it won't be the last time...
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
lack of good looking first-sackers I guess
what about Justin Morneau? I think a lot of the Twins female fans would have voted for him…
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 19, 2010 8:05 AM EST up reply actions
I thought it would be mang
I'm gonna need a whole lot more franklins if Franklin is our closer this year
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 19, 2010 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
To be honest, when I thought of James Loney, I only judged him on physical appearance
and failed to appropriately evaluate the other metrics.
But…look how cute!!!
Posing:
Shoe shopping:
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
He's certainly got more style than the other Ed Hardy-wearing douche nuggets...
…who seem to fill the MLB these days.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
Yes. Athletes with good dress sense are not common.
Most wear the douche uniform (Ed Hardy tees, etc) or coach-nerd look (think Eckersley and his tiny shorts). But the ones who have style seem to be really stylish.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
professional stylists
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
and/or personal shoppers
if there is a difference.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Maybe there could be two teams:
first and second strings, if you will. Not league-dependent.
Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.
That's a good idea.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
now comes the hard part:
who is the MVP of this good looking all star team?
my vote is for either Mauer or CJ Wilson.
SIGN FELIPE LOPEZ
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
I'd go Mauer
he looks the same even in geek glasses, which… damn, that makes me envious.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 18, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
at least it can't be ryan howard
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
My vote is Grady.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Feb 18, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
full of surprises
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I know.
I try.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Feb 18, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Mauer -
I’d hit it.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 19, 2010 8:06 AM EST up reply actions
Seems likely
Mauer hits just about everything.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
by mojowo11 on Feb 23, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You realize that we are going to have to have a good looking wives/girlfriends of players all star team now, right?
by vivaelpujols on Feb 18, 2010 10:42 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Who are you calling buddy, asshat
by vivaelpujols on Feb 18, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'm not your asshat...
no, wait, I am your asshat!
by Mister Eff on Feb 18, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
rec's all round.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 19, 2010 8:06 AM EST up reply actions
If they are all fully clothed.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Feb 18, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
why do you get to make the rules?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Because I could have easily put pictures of some of these people not fully clothed and I refrained.
Why can’t you?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Feb 18, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Don't we do high fives by way of rec's?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
why don't we change the rec and call it the high five
6 high fives is seriously green
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
i should know better than to joke around with you, clemsongirl
but i just never learn.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Don't kid about that
I was working on my 25 players : 25 seasons material and tried looking for pictures of Ted Sizemore (1973, BTW) by using Google. After finding a decent baseball card to use for it, I kept going in hope that I’d find an actual photo of him. What I got were several pictures of Grady Sizemore, in various levels of disrobement (NSFW), taking camera shots in the mirror.
Grady, if you want to take a digital image with yourself in the buff, holding your junk in one hand and the camera in the other, don’t put it on the internet. Just send an e-mail to somebody or go to their house and let them see it on the back of the device.
(The “Road Runner” dust clouds of the female commenters are still standing.)
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Calvin, Scientific Progress Goes "Boink", Watterson
ahhhahahHAHAHAHAAAAA
How did I miss that?
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
I believe he emailed it
And the email was hacked.
Or that was his story, anyway.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
That's what happened.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
you hack that?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Absolutely not.
I haven’t even looked at the pictures.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
just a pun on "hit that"
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yeah...sure it was.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Kris.
Former Clemson Tiger.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Feb 18, 2010 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
plus she’s an attention whore, a definite hotness detractor.i have to give you credit
for slipping a picture of those two into this particular fanpost.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
actually I found a poll with the rankings already, so it saves us time.
1. Heidi DeRosa 1133 (33%)
2. Jamie Kotsay 532 (15%)
3. Lisa Podsednik 490 (14%)
4. Anna Benson 396 (11%)
5. Alicia Piazza 288 (8%)
6. Laura Posada 238 (7%)
7. Ashley Eckstein 143 (4%)
8. Laura Boone 101 (3%)
9. Alejandra Tejada 94 (3%)
10.Michelle Damon 83 (2%)
man, Felipe Lopez can't get a contract
and his wife doesn’t even make this poll. Tough year for the Lopezes.
that's a good starting point
it’s all wives though, right? are we doing girlfriends too? and do we care about positions…er, i mean, you know, what position the guy plays?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
well, i know it's a dirty word around here
but derek jeter’s fiancee is pretty darn cute. and i’m not so fond of her, but some guys really like misty may-treanor, the beach volleyballer.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
oh, Misty May's nothing special
but Minka Kelly…damn. Too bad her appearance in 500 days of Summer was spoiled due to its complete contrivance as a plot device. I mean…I’d do her!
so you would "hit that" (to steal from clemsongirl)?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
i'd still hit it
that’s all that really matters
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
right back at ya
cause i know you’d hit it too
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
if we've reached a consensus on this
does that mean it’s consensual, because that’s really the only sticking point at the moment in getting this done.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
can i quote myself quoting myself?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
be my guest
really, i have no problem with it whatsoever.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
uh-oh
well, i’ll think of something else then.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Hitting coaches' wives?
(probably NSW, but it’s from SI)
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
From what I gathered from a quick trip through the googles...
baseball players seem to get ladies who are in Playboy… I knew I should have taken extra BP in 2nd grade and followed my dream… damnit
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
clemsongirl
congrats. i see your boy won, bless his heart.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
OMG
I have not calmed down. I screamed when he won. And jumped up and down for like ten minutes. I got a cramp in my foot. LOVE HIM! Sadly this means he probably won’t be back next year and I can go to the National Championships next year because they’re in Charlotte. But I am SO happy. My mom called right after and I could barely speak. This feels like the best thing that has happened to me this winter. And I don’t even know him. I love the Olympics.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Feb 19, 2010 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
Pretty much the same.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Feb 19, 2010 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
just got a text from arod
and he’s not at all happy about this longoria business, says he’s way more deserving. also says yeah, no way jeter rates – has no problem with tulo
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I hear he's pretty well hung.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 19, 2010 8:09 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
A-Rod can...
Never mind that’s not ladylike.
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by ClemsonGirl on Feb 19, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
also, chase utley says he got robbed. again.
"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.
I'd still pick Ian Kinsler over him.
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by ClemsonGirl on Feb 19, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
it must be the hair gel
I'm gonna need a whole lot more franklins if Franklin is our closer this year
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 19, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
CGirl
speaking as a card-carrying heterosexual, I’m pretty surprised Kyle Lohse didn’t make the pitching cut. Reasons?
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
Too many.
By the time I got to pitchers I was pretty worn out.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Feb 19, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
TWAMS
>that’s what alyssa milano said.<
"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.
by tom s. on Feb 19, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
kids say the darndest things
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Surely we can bring some statistical rigor to this study
I present the following:
- Principal component analysis for facial recognition is a well established method
- Just about every baseball player has a stock photo available at espn.com
- We have a community that is happy to vote on how attractive/unattractive various players are
Given the above, I propose the following procedure:
- Scrape all the player photos from mlb.com or espn.com
- randomly choose a subset of them for the VEB community to rate
- Build a principal component regression model to rate a picture of a player, fit to the community scoring
- Use the model to score all the remaining photos
- Patrol the internet and mock anyone who makes a qualitative statement about how attractive someone is without backing it up with evidence
Who’s with me?
by brackenthebox on Feb 19, 2010 9:31 AM EST reply actions 6 recs
oh, and nice post
though, as everyone else, I apparently have little to no idea what makes a man attractive.
by brackenthebox on Feb 19, 2010 9:40 AM EST up reply actions
(i heard the trick is effective deodorant)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
so charles barkley is particularly attractive?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
thorough personal hygiene is always a must
ask anyone in the man stew
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
those stock photos suck
however, facial recognition technology does correlate biology with proportions — that technology exists. it’s concerning that one would take out all the excellent scouting information in these metrics and replace them with soulless equations.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
how is this not moar rec'd?
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 22, 2010 7:58 AM EST up reply actions
I have no idea
I rec’d it just for #5.
I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...
Let me just say that Clemson Girl gets 99% of the credit for this.
All I did was throw out some names and come up with a couple of statistical categories. She rated them all and wrote the entire post.
I don’t know how I failed to mention Rick Ankiel—he’s the one I had in mind when I suggested the Sexiness Adjusted For Mental Stability category.
Young and pensive: I think we all know when this picture was taken. T_T
You are media. I am ignoring you, but arranging my body in such a way that it will photograph well nonetheless, but will seem casual and not at all contrived:
I agree that De Rosa and Nady could/should be on the team, but really, I just gave her a list of names and dumped it in her lap. That’s a WHOLE LOT of players to evaluate.
I also forgot that I suggested Kyle Farnsworth. He’s HOT and also a total nutcase. You may have noticed my avatar is a picture of Farnsworth charging Jeremy Affeldt.
DELICIOUS even if he’s a total douche. I don’t need to talk to him. I just want to look at him.
Hat is at full-douchebag position, but CHECK OUT THOSE GUNS:
Anyway, props to CGirl for basically doing this whole thing. I have explained my rationale for the James Loney choice above.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
See the Farnsworth explanation also works for Evan Longoria.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Thanks, by the way, for the kind words.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Also you actually did help a lot.
You had the idea of using the stats. I was just going to say “See. He’s cute.”
Sorry this is so disjointed. I’ve had very little sleep so my brain isn’t working correctly.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Hey, me too! I actually had to call in to work yesterday because of lack of sleep.
Sleep deprivation is for the young. I cant believe I ever operated like this, but it got me through school the first time.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
No problem. You really did do most of the work.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Evan Longoria's even hot if you drop the "n"!
so he must get some credit for that.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 22, 2010 8:00 AM EST up reply actions
(pre-empts obvious "Who's Evan Logoria?" response...)
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 22, 2010 8:00 AM EST up reply actions
Chris D Iannetta
gets a lot of love at Purple Row(bonus olympian) they say his middle name is Dreamy, Seth Smith gets the same review
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
on the other hand Seth is a bit like Ray Liotta
really handsome until he smiles or moves his face
Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.
I like Iannetta but the Catcher field is actually pretty deep looks wise I think.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
way to play it coo, guys
this list is one mark teixeira away from being labeled racist
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
by prophetjohn on Feb 20, 2010 1:37 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Wow.
So I guess you think the Cardinals are racist then?
Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.
yes
or maybe there was some sort of rhetorical device implicit in those italics
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
we're cool
it’s not easy to express/perceive sarcasm in text
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
hey, I suggested JRoll
I’m not even sure I was vetoed or not.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
*sigh* You never saw the huge master list from which we had to choose.
Addendum:
Matt Kemp is FINE. He was supposedly banging Rihanna as recently as last month:
Andrew McCutchen is handsome, if a bit short for my taste, but he sort of looks like trouble. Trouble is fun:
Robinson Cano, so adorable throwing a bitch fit:
Curtis Granderson is pretty cute and funny to boot. When I used to watch Baseball Tonight (before the MLB Network existed), I liked when they would have him on the show:
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
damn
how tall is the dude standing next to kemp?
i always took kemp as a pretty tall dude
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
Yup, the caption on the site I stole the photo from said it was Amare
Kemp is listed at 6’2".
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
just had a flashback to the Shaq game
Mang looked tiny
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I still haven't watched that; I need to.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
6'2? I think they're...
…selling him short
YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Feb 20, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I did one of those tonight!
Josh: Babe, can you open the oven door?
Me: Sure, but don’t drop that pizza or I will be supreme-ly pissed.
YEEEAAAAAHHHH!
Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.
did you have the shades on you? or did you just mime it?
"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.
He had glasses on, so he ended up doing the shades.
After the pizza was safely in the oven, of course.
Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.
this must be
some kind of really obvious pop culture reference that hasn’t reached my mother’s basement yet
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
See
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Feb 21, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
i'll watch when i'm on a computer where flash isn't disabled
f’in work
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
there isn't much in this world
that hasn’t reached your mother’s “basement”.
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH……..
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 22, 2010 8:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was gonna say 6'5" just from eyeballing it
I like tall.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
No on Robinson Cano.
I almost put Granderson on the list though.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
Grandy looks like he could be in a boy-band in that pic
so I guess from that point of view, he probably should be on the list.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 22, 2010 8:03 AM EST up reply actions
He kind of looks like that ll the time.
Especially when he lets his hair grow out and he has Cory Matthews from Boy Meets World hair and/or and old school Justin Timberlake fro.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Evan Lysacek: 2010 Olympic Gold Medalist ♥
by ClemsonGirl on Feb 22, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
update
Joe Mauer acting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAyikK_Hiko
on BBTN, Evan Longoria says often people are disappointed he’s not Eva.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I love those ads.
Also, Skippy is turning two in that ad.
Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.
awesome. unfortunately he seems like a faceless man.
closeup
In the original, there’s Colby failing to sell it, way in the back. I’ve got a bigger copy of these caps.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
well, the muscle definition looks authentic.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
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