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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Mozeliak, Trois

Enclosed you will find Johnny's grades for the term just completed. I encourage you to go over Johnny's marks with him at your leisure, as the best way for a student to understand where his future lies is through parental and scholarly involvement.

This year was one of great growth for John. We all watched as his various projects grew in size and sophistication, going from the middle of the pack with so many other children to the very top of the class, a feat you should surely be proud of. He also progressed greatly in his study of finances. Why, I remember a time when Johnny would go the very first day of apple season and not only buy an apple, but buy several apples at once for much more than they were worth. Now, he's so grown up seeming, refusing to pay a premium for goods in class just because they're new to the market. My one concern has to do with his eating habits: I feel I must inform you that John often trades his lunch for candy bars, giving up several nutritious and healthy foodstuffs for one treat which doesn't provide the nutrition he truly needs. He seems especially partial to Mark Bars, but also seems to get fooled by other boys trading him smashed or damaged ones when dealing with them. Still, it's a minor concern in a boy's life and I trust you'll have the necessary discussion with him.

On a personal note, I wish to convey with the greatest possible sincerity my regret in not having spoken to you in quite some time. I'm sure you were informed by the headmaster I had taken safari at last term's end, having been instructed by my wife's physician to remove her to more temperate climes for a period of recuperation. Thus, the grades were delivered without my prior approval or notations, leaving, I'm sure, all of you somewhat in the dark as to the particulars of your child's development. I do apologise once again, and remain, as always,

                           Sincerely Yours,

                           Dr. Major General Reinhold Alexander Zacharias "Red" Baroninger, esq

Star-divide

So here we sit, at the tail end of the 2009/2010 offseason, and we have at least a fairly clear picture of what the Cardinals' team will look like in the upcoming season. There are competitions to be competed in spring training, of course, which will determine many of the margin spots on the roster, but the outline of the team is clear. The major parts are in place, and the holes are mostly visible.

Thus, I think it's high time we took a look at the job Johnny Mo did turning the 2009 Cardinals, who took a huge step from transition to competitiveness, into an even brighter outlook for 2010.

Signings

There weren't a ton of moves made by Mozeliak before the 2009 season; the team was largely in transition still and there was a strong desire to let the roster reset itself a bit as the Cards pared back dead limbs and brought in fresh talent from the farm.   As a result, the payroll fell from over $99 million in 2008 to just over $88 million in 2009.  

The signings in 2010 have been much more interesting, as a whole. Where the 2009 Cardinals were about finishing the reset begun as far back as 2007, the 2010 Cardinals are about the beginning of a new competitive era.

Matt Holliday - Alright, let me get this right out in the open up front: it's too many years, and an awful lot of money.

Now that that's been said, the fact is the Cardinals signed one of the biggest free agents in their recent history. Holliday is one of the best left fielders in baseball, if not the best, depending on what you think of Ryan Braun's defense. Holliday is a game-changing player; a force in the lineup to complement Albert. (I say complement, not protect. Pay attention, media guys.)

As for the contract itself, I think the Cardinals should have been able to get something done with Holliday for less. So few teams were really in position to bid on his this year that I thought his ultimate price would fall further than what it did. The problem with that line of thinking, of course, is we don't really know all the details of the negotiations, or what other offers there may have been on the table. We do know Holliday has stated publicly his highest priority was to get as long a deal as possible so as to stay in one place, and we can speculate with a reasonable amount of certainty that, at some price point, the Yankees would have just gone ahead and signed him just because he was there.

What is overlooked, I think, is the impact the deferred money has on the value of Holliday's contract. Two million per year of his salary will be deferred without interest, to be paid out from 2020-2029. I know the Cardinals still include that $2 million in this year's salary numbers, but the fact is there's $2 million worth of flexibility in the payroll if they really need it that wouldn't have been there without the deferrments. And because the money is deferred sans interest, it will actually cost the Cardinals much less than the stated cost to pay Holliday. An excellent contract detail that I don't think has gotten enough attention.

Grade: B 

Brad Penny - Brad Penny is an interesting case. On the surface, he looks a bit like a big (very big), lottery ticket, but on closer inspection, you have to worry a bit about just how much trust the Cardinals are putting into him. The Cardinals have two co-ace type pitchers, one of whom is infamously injury prone, and unlikely to pitch the entire season without at least something taking a bite out of him. Their #3 is Kyle Lohse, who has never been much better than mediocre in his career and was bitten by the injury bug for the first time in 2009. The #5 spot is an open invitation to half a dozen pitchers to come in and try to win a spot. For a rotation so good last season, there's a surprising amount of uncertainty surrounding this group going into 2010.

So in comes Brad Penny, essentially replacing Joel Pineiro and his Magic Sinking Sphere of Wonder. Here's my incredibly jumbled-up way of looking at Brad Penny's chances this year: Brad Penny has very little chance of being as good this year as Joel Pineiro was last year. However, Brad Penny also has a better chance of being better this year than Pineiro was last year than nearly any other pitcher on the market, including, quite possibly, Joel Pineiro.

Now let me explain that. Of all the free agent pitchers on the market, the two I thought best fit the Cardinals' needs and capacities were John Smoltz and Brad Penny. John Lackey was, let's face it, well out of the budget. Most of the other pitchers who might command mulitple years didn't fit largely because of Kyle Lohse's albatross. So what the Cards really needed was a pitcher who would take a one-year deal, who could hopefully deliver some innings, and who has at least a chance of replicating El Pinata's 2009 performance.

Brad Penny fit the bill best of anyone on the market. Even Smoltz, who I love as a pitcher and would still dearly love to see back in a Redbird uni this year, comes with more concerns in terms of innings that Penny. I believe Smoltz is healthy and will pitch very well for someone this year, but if I need someone who can give me 180 innings, I'll have to take the guy who's 10 years younger and has a track record of durability. Penny was the best option, I believe, for the Cardinals. Sure, I would love to have seen a Rich Harden or someone, but with as many question marks as the Cards already have in the rotation, I'm just not sure they could afford to take that risk.

Grade: A-

 Rich HillIt's shocking how quickly you get to Rich Hill, isn't it? He's basically the third-biggest signing of the Cardinals' offseason, and he's just a non-roster invitee. Still, considering just how unsettled the back end of the Cards' 2010 rotation could very well be, we might be seeing more of Hill than we hope.

I will say this: Rich Hill is certainly one of the more interesting names on the market. When he was right, Rich Hill was a bad, bad man with a bad, bad curveball. I remember, quite clearly, looking ahead to Cubs series in 2007 and just dreading having to see Hill, convinced he was going to toss a gem. I can't say I've ever really thought that about any of the other bargain-basement pitchers who were out there for the plucking.

So he's interesting, and makes no money. The downside? Well, Hill has as bad a case of Steve Blass Disease as you're ever going to see, and could very well just be done. Still, if he's that awful, you just cut him loose, and there's really no loss. Hill is an interesting arm with no real downside because he cost essentially nothing. Now, we can debate whether or not he has upside as well...

Grade: B-

Ruben Gotay - Ruben Gotay had an on-base percentage of .426 last year in Triple A. That's good enough for me.

Now, I should also say Ruben Gotay doesn't do a whole lot else that's really all that exciting. He's a journeyman utility infielder, just the sort of guy you should expect to see getting a spring training invite. His fielding has always been okay, he runs alright, doesn't hit for much power; you know, utility infielder stuff. But he does have one very interesting facet, and it's that OBP last year. Sure, that's all he's got, but that's more than most others of his type.

And this is something I find very encouraging about the Cardinals' non-roster guys this year. Each of the guys they've brought in from elsewhere have something about them that makes them more interesting that the typical player. That ability to look at a sea of same and pick out the guy who has even just one interesting thing that sets him apart is a skill, and one I think John Mozeliak has in spades. Sure, the most likely outcome of all this is Gotay comes into camp, does okay, and we never hear from him again. But the fact there's something really intriguing about him means there's at least a chance he'll surprise, I think.

Grade: B+

Non-signings

These are a little trickier to grade, in my opinion. How much skill does it really take to do nothing? The question, of course, is whether there was anything that should have been done in the first place. Knowing when to do something and when to do nothing, it is the art of the true Zen GM.

Joel Pineiro - Pineiro immediately jumps out and screams for attention when you look at the Cardinals' non-signings this winter. We know he wanted to stay, we know he and Dave Duncan obviously have a good working relationship, we know that Pineiro really did learn a new skill in 2009 that led to genuine improvement.

The problem, as we all knew going in, was going to be that improvement. Joel Pineiro was a genuinely improved pitcher in 2009, and deserved to be paid as such. And what did that mean? That meant a nice, big multi-year deal. Only one problem with that: he didn't get that nice, big multi-year deal. What Jo-El had to settle for was a 2-year, $16 million deal. The Cards are paying Brad Penny $7 million this season; don't you think they would gladly pay an extra million bucks for two years of the new and improved Joel Pineiro? The problem with that, of course, is they couldn't really wait around until El Pinata's price dropped into that range. Or, maybe they could have. Tough to say. Still, when a clearly superior pitcher gets only a million more on a two-year deal than the guy you got, you have to feel as if the rug was just yanked out from under your feet.

Grade: C-

Mark DeRosa - Mark DeRosa was bad in a Cardinal uni. No other way to say it. He was bad. He didn't hit well, he played his standard acceptable-but-only-if-he's-hitting defense at third, and he just generally wasn't healthy enough to contribute meaningfully to the team. It's a shame the Cards gave up a couple promising young pitchers to bring him in.

That being said, when DeRosa left he netted the Cardinals a supplemental pick, which is how they drafted Chris Perez in the first place, so it wasn't a total loss. Personally, I thought it was absolutely the right move to let DeRosa walk; I know there are plenty of concerns about David Freese, but Mark DeRosa just doesn't bring anything so markedly superior to this team that his price tag was worth picking up. Add in the fact he's in his mid-thirties and coming off wrist surgery, and letting the man go where the road may take him becomes a no-brainer.

Grade: A

Rick Ankiel - Ah, now here's an interesting one. The thing is, we all knew Rick Ankiel needed to go. Will Leitch knew Ankiel needed to go. Hell, Rick Ankiel knew Rick Ankiel needed to go.

But here's the rub: did Tony La Russa know Rick Ankiel needed to go? Late in the 2009 season, we saw La Russa clearly turn to his young center fielder, Colby Rasmus, in place of Ankiel. It was an extremely encouraging sign, as we all worried for most of the season that Rasmus was never going to get regular playing time so long as Ankiel was here.

The problem, though, is that taking playing time from Ankiel is different from letting Ankiel walk away from the only organisation he's ever played for. You have to wonder if there was any pressure on Mo to make a move keeping Ankiel in the fold. Or then again, maybe Tony was so lost in his post-Holliday signing bliss he never even noticed as Swingin' Dick slipped out the back door. (And yes, that sentence was meant to sound appallingly dirty.)

Either way, letting a fan favourite like Ankiel leave is never easy. He's one of the great stories in recent baseball history, and now you have to figure out how to just let that walk away. It's a tough call to make, and I'm impressed and gladdened to see Rick Ankiel plying his trade elsewhere for the upcoming season.

Grade: A

Final Grades

Mozeliak did some very, very nice work this offseason, I believe. He got deals done with Skip Schumaker and Ryan Ludwick, both of whom were arbitration eligible and signed very reasonable contracts. He let the players walk who needed to walk, and signed players who should come in and complement the team already in place.

Now, there are some holes left, and I would like to see a move to fill them. The backup CF position concerns me, as I'm not sure I really like any of the internal candidates to fill it. The guys the Cardinals have who could potentially play a bit of center when needed could all either use some more minor league time or else are named Shane Robinson. Third base will be a frightening unknown until David Freese comes in and whelms us all with his whelming performance and wins the league MWP.

To my mind, though, the most glaring weakness in the Cards' plans for 2010 is at the back of the bullpen. I simply don't like Ryan Franklin as a closer, and I sure as hell don't have any real confidence in Kyle McClellan getting meaningful outs. The left side should be very solid again, but the right-handed relief corps the Cards will take into the first season of the new decade frankly worries me. I love Jason Motte's arm; I just wish someone would teach him to throw something with his arm that isn't fast and flat. Perhaps Eduardo Sanchez makes the team and can help solidify the back end, but I certainly wouldn't count on it considering how limited roster spots appear to be at this juncture.

So I'm marking off for Ryan Franklin still ostensibly being the stopper. I actually like the move to leave third base open for an internal candidate, so Mo gets a tiny bit of that back. Backup center fielder, I'm cautiously neutral. I would like to see a better option brought in, but I also don't see it as a make or break proposition.

And so, tabulating all the grades together, weighting them pretty much however the hell I feel like, and applying my final filters as stated above, John Mozeliak, for the 2009-2010 offseason, receives a grade of:

88% B+

The only thing that keeps Mozeliak from an A this offseason, in my opinion, is letting Pineiro go. I know the odds seemed stacked heavily against Jo-El returning early in the offseason, but as time went on it became clearer and clearer he wasn't going to get the contract we all thought he would. With the advantage of Pineiro wanting to return and the pitching coach, I think the Cardinals should have been able to retain Joel for no more than the contract he signed with the Angels. And that certainly wouldn't have broken the bank.

Oh, well. I blame Kyle Lohse.

The Baron's Playlist for the 10th of February, 2010 - The Pre-Valentine's Day Romancestravaganza

"I Only Have Eyes for You" - The Flamingos

"First Day of My Life" - Bright Eyes

"Mellow Mood" - Bob Marley

"Lay Lady Lay" - Bob Dylan

"Blue Moon" - Elvis Presley

"At Last" - Etta James

"All I Want Is You" - U2

"When a Man Loves a Woman" - Percy Sledge

 "These Arms of Mine" - Otis Redding

"Can't Take My Eyes Off You" - Frankie Valli

"Alright" - Jamiroquai

"Wonderful Tonight" - Eric Clapton

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A resonable report card

Very nice to see grades that seem to be real. Better than the political grades we see tossed around year after year. How good would Joel look right about now? It leaves you with one less question mark in the rotation and helps towards solving the pen questions. Also, as a teacher, I appreciate the opening paragraphs, very nice. Safari!?!

by ajo080s on Feb 10, 2010 9:11 AM EST reply actions  

On Joel Pineiro

My guess is that Mo figured Pineiro would get 3/$30M or something and was not ready to hand out that kind of commitment, so he inked Penny. Then… well Pineiro didn’t get that. The guy is a good-control sinkerballer now, and though I think he is due for a regression he would not have been a waste of space either.

~200 IP, 5 K/9, 2.25 BB/9, ~8.5 HR/FB is reasonable, no? The Cardinals usually have respectable infields so I could see him be the initiator of a large number of DP’s and weak GO’s. All in all, however, I see the logic of Mo and I don’t see this one as an egregious error or anything. I think Penny can and will be a successful addition to the rotation. And if not… well let’s not consider that possibility.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Feb 10, 2010 9:46 AM EST reply actions  

Also...

…great job tossing some U2 onto the playlist. “All I Want is You” is a great song, one of my favorites. U2 has put out some pretty amazing stuff, esp. early in their career.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Feb 10, 2010 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Early U2

This weekend, I visited one of my friends and we were driving to dinner on Saturday night when the oldies station played U2 “In The Name of Love.” I was floored. Sure, the song game out when I was very young, so young that I don’t even really remember it being a “new” release, but it isn’t that old, is it? How does it get played on a station that advertises itself as an “oldies” station?

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 10, 2010 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that's weird

“Pride/In the Name of Love” can’t be anymore than 20 years old. That’s not THAT old! Old is before I was born to me (1970), so I guess you could call The Beatles or Beach Boys or Monkeys or something would be oldies. U2? Nah, not really.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Feb 10, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it was released in 1984

pretty sure that was the year of “unforgettable fire”, which would, indeed, make it more than 20 years old – indeed, more than quarter of a century, which, when you put it like that, makes it kinda old.

I’ve always liked bits & pieces of U2, to be honest, but probably not so much the stuff everyone else seems to like. I think their more experimental moments have often been their most interesting (I thought their mid-90s Achtung Baby/Zooropa/Pop period yielded 3 genuinely fantastic albums, and one brilliant tour (ZooTV), along with one underwhelming one (Popmart), whereas I thought “All You Can’t Leave Behind”, which was heralded as a “return to form”, was mostly dirgey MOR mainstream radio rock of the Bon Jovi variety (with one or two interesting moments) which they’ve more or less stuck with since then – their latest album is the first one in their career I’ve not either bought or listened to extensively).

Given that, I suppose you can probably predict that “Pride” is one of my least favourite of their songs, along with “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” (although I quite like the Gospel version; again, I think Rattle and Hum, which was pretty heavily panned at the time IIRC, is actually quite an interesting album in retrospect, despite all the posturing and staggering cultural naivety of the thing, and the film that went along with it).

Still, Unforgettable Fire was one of their best records, I think. It sounds a bit dated now, mind you; I think a big chunk of that was Brian Eno’s synthy sound (which, nonetheless, I like – nothing wrong with sounding dated, IMO).

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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok, 25

Not that old when you’re almost 40. You whippersnapper. Get off my lawn!

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by redbirdnation8206 on Feb 10, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

That Driveline Mechanics

is an awesome site, to bad my HS coach was basically from the Jim RIce see it/hit it school. I still would not have made it too far but I think our SS had big league potential.

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'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Ummm reply.... fail?

Maybe? I don’t even know.

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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 4:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I found it on your profile site I took a look at all the stuff I didn't know after 2.5 decades of playing

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by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 4:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Correct!

“Unforgettable Fire” was indeed, released in 1984. It was U2’s fourth full-length and is my fave U2 album, just topping their debut, “Boy”. What I like about both records – aside from the obvious raw talent and great music – is that both were groundbreaking records.

When “Boy” came out, it was completely unique. Sure, they’d been influenced a little by a few of their “contemporaries” – late 70s/early 80s post-punk/new-wave – they were only teenagers when they made that record, after all. And other guitarists had dabbled with echo units, but The Edge decided to make echo his trademark. Combine that with Bono’s vision/voice and a couple other gifted, enthusiastic Irish kids and a truly unique band was formed. What set them apart is that in an era of musical excess, U2 recognized their limitations and worked so well within them.

“Unforgettable Fire” is my fave because they did a bold, successful left-turn just as their popularity was starting to brim. Their 3rd album, “War”, while really great, wasn’t a drastic change in their sound/production. “Unforgettable Fire” was. While not completely abandoning their previous producer/long-time friend, Steve Lillywhite, the band wanted to explore a new musical landscape. With Brian Eno and Daniel Lanois producing, they were able to create a brilliant piece of art, unlike anything they’d done before. Not to sound too artsy-fartsy, but I liken it to when Picasso decided to change directions is his art. “Y’know, I think I’ll just paint with Blue for a while” then a few years later, “Y’know, these ice cubes really grab my attention, I think I’ll paint everything like cubes for a while.”

I’m not much of a fan of U2 anymore… At all. The last U2 record I bought was “Achtung Baby”. Although “Joshua Tree” was really the beginning of my waning interest. I still recognize their talent, but my ears grow tired of them more quickly now. About the only thing that holds my interest is The Edge. That kat is incredible. Still completely on top of the game after all these years. I’m confident U2 would be long dead by now without him.

I can’t really take Bono seriously anymore. He is a source of entertainment… i.e., comedy! I was in some big electronics store a while back and the store was showing some recent U2 concert on blu-ray or whatever… You know… Fancy stuff… And there was Bono on about 50 ginormous TV screens. I thought, “Hey! I know this song! It’s off of their first album!” So I watched a little. Bad mistake. There’s Bono acting too cool for school, then he just laid down on the stage and rolled around a while. I turned to my gf and said, “Y’know, someone should tell him that may have looked cool when he was a teenager… But at 50? Not so much.”

by Matt Bug on Feb 11, 2010 2:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that was cool man, like 8 or 9 Courics ago

but I still love that When Love Comes to Town duet with The King

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by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 2:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha!

Yeah, forgot about that part of the movie. Love ole BB. “I’m no good with chords, so what we do is get somebody else to play the chords. I’m horrible with chords.”

by Matt Bug on Feb 11, 2010 2:59 AM EST up reply actions  

he. Yeah, that bit's quite good.

like a lot of the tracks on that album, that’s a really cracking one too. I am a big fan of silver and gold, desire, god 2, angel of harlem, and all i want is you, as well.

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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 4:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I broadly agree with you on this, tbh

although I’d say I thought Steve Lillywhite’s production on War is HORRIBLE, and ruins an otherwise decent album. For some reason, it worked well on the first two, but I really think he phoned it in on War (which features some of their better songwriting, too, unfortunately). The sparse, echoey, recorded-through-two-track-down-a-toilet-bowl sound works well for one or two of the tracks, but for the entire album it’s pretty crappy IMO. Shame they didn’t move to Lanois one record earlier.

Also, as I said before, I liked the two albums post-Achtung Baby, and I’m not very keen (kinda for the reasons you stated) of them trying to go back to make the music of their youth/garagey-rock-type-stuff now. They should’ve stayed with the more electronic sound if they wanted to remain vaguely relevant.

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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 4:56 AM EST up reply actions  

It's funny how perspective changes

Around 1967 or so I’d be listening to Jefferson Airplane and Scott McKenzie and the Doors and all the great Motown on the radio and every now and then they’d play some song from Buddy Holly or Bil Haley and while a lot of them sounded plenty good, they also felt like they were from another world to me. And they were probably not much more than 10-12 years old.

Now some of that great ’60s music is 40 years old and I think the equivalent for kids today would be hearing something from the 1920s. The NINETEEN TWENTIES. Lordy.

There I go again. Talking about music. Re: Pineiro. Maybe he won’t be as good with the Angels now that every start isn’t a crusade to show Jose Oquendo he was wrong, wrong, wrong about the world baseball tournament/classic or whatever it is called.

by Youneverknow on Feb 10, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I've got some music from the 1920s here and there I think

I got very much into country blues about 8 years ago, got some things like Blind Willie Johnson, Skip James, Son House that date from that sort of period.

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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't Forget

Robert Johnson!
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by The MooCow on Feb 10, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

He was more a product of the 1930s I think

he was kinda the generation “after” Son House, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Skip James and the like – all those guys were middle aged (well, 30s, middle-aged by early 20th century Mississippi sharecropper/bluesmen timescales!) when he made his first recordings. I can’t say for sure without looking it up, but I’m pretty sure all his recorded output is from either two or three sessions in Chicago in the early/mid-30s.

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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

in fact

I think Johnson would’ve only been a child in the early 20s. I think he was born around 1910. Now I think about it, his recordings may even have been later than I thought – 1936 rings a bell for some reason. I’m pretty sure he died before he was 30.

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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

When was Django Reinhardt?

I did some of that old old stuff.
Also, I am not a fan of how the term “oldies” seems to be changing. I understand that, due to the linear passage of time and all, music from the 70’s is now as old as 60’s music was ten years ago, yadda yadda. But what was once the “oldies” station in St. Louis has decided to become what I think of as a classic rock station, which is not only redundant since there are plenty of those already, but it ignores all the good music from before the classic rock era. I fear the word “oldies” just becoming redefined by shifting the decade forward. People will miss out on some great music.

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by mattybobo on Feb 10, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Django was 30s through 40s mostly, I think

I like his stuff a lot too. Especially his work with Stephane Grapelli (French Jazz violinist – great stuff!)

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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Would that be the violinist that basically plays lead in most of his music?

Anyway, yeah. I like me some Django. Not an expert or anything but I have listened to some of this stuff. Interesting story too.

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by mattybobo on Feb 10, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

they formed a very famous band in Paris in the 30s I believe. Grapelli was still around in the 90s IIRC. True fact – apparently Pink Floyd paid Grapelli (presumably quite a lot of money!) to play a couple of notes in the closing bars of one of the songs on their Wish You Were Here album, which are barely audible.

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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 4:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh

Gotta love rock star excess

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by mattybobo on Feb 11, 2010 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

recorded in '36-'37...

dead in ’38 at 27 years old.

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by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

absolutely.

Strychnine in a whiskey bottle is a hell of a way to go.

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by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

How do you feel about Jimmie Rodgers?

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by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 5:36 AM EST up reply actions  

RB--you got me w/U2 song

I thought it was a cover of the Roxy Music tune.

by gocards62 on Feb 10, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree about Pineiro's regression

He has acquired a new skill, but last year’s walk rate and home run suppression are unsustainable. I think going forward, he’s going to be about the pitcher we saw in September and October of this past season. In fact, upon cursory glance, his FIP, BB/9, and HR/9 splits for that period almost exactly match his CHONE projection for this year. Whether we’d rather have that or take a shot on Penny is another matter, and I agree with RB that is was probably one largely decided on the timetable and valid payroll concerns at the time.

by mattyp on Feb 10, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm actually pretty optimistic about Penny

he’s still younger than you probably think (unless you’ve glanced at his FG page lately!) and actually had a pretty solid season last year, taking into account his peripherals, and his improved fastball velocity.

I think injury concerns are overplayed (he’s fit, and I don’t think he’s any more of an injury concern than any other pitcher who’s been hurt in the last couple of years, which is basically 80%+ of pitchers) and I think the Cardinals seem a good fit for him, personally and professionally.

I’ll be interested to see what Duncan does to get him producing more groundballs, as his increased flyball % was the only thing that hurt him last year (and actually the only thing that kept his peripherals from verging on the elite).

I actually think I marginally prefer one year of Penny at $7m to two from Pineiro – our problem there is that, unless payroll rises, we’re ALREADY committed to something like $90m in 2011, and there’s just no room to fill in any other gaps if we commit to a 4th starting pitcher for that period. We need to fill out the rotation internally if we’re to be able to afford Pujols and to remain competitive in other areas, so I think, as RB mentioned, the fact that Lohse is being paid $12m next year basically meant we could never have afforded a multi-year deal for Pineiro. I think the only way we could maybe have managed if we’d frontloaded a 2/$18m so he gets something like $12m this year and $6m next.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Also

we got a pick from Pineiro. That’s nothing major, but it’s probably worth $2-3m or so.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly, monk.

The price for Pineiro was actually his contract PLUS a supplemental pick. That changes things a bit.

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by Eckstreem on Feb 10, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

His K/BB rate was right in line with his career numbers, though

his GB% was down a bit, I’m hoping he can get that (and thus his HR%) back to nearer his career rate in a better pitching environment, and that’ll still have him round a 4.00 FIP.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Flyballs are good in Busch III

Lowest home run rate in the majors last year according to the note in this article:

Meanwhile, an average of 1.60 homers per game were hit at Citi Field last season, more than at five other NL ballparks – San Diego (1.59), San Francisco (1.59), Los Angeles (1.57), Atlanta (1.52) and St. Louis (1.48).

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Feb 10, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe that number is so low because we have Carp and Waino

And those guys don’t give up many homers

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Feb 10, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Flyballs are better in Busch III than most stadiums

but groundballs are still better, period. Although you get on base slightly better with groundballs, the slugging percentage is a tiny fraction (as you’d expect) of what you get with flyballs. You’ve got to imagine our + defensive infield suppresses that even more.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The Lohse Factor

After having given Lohse a long-term deal based upon a career year and having it bite JMo in the ass, I can see why he was gun-shy doing the same thing with Pineiro. If Pineiro regressed, two bad long term contracts in the rotation would be hard for this team swallow. I personally like that JMo took the supp pick and covered the rotation spot with a 1 year deal. Let’s assume McClellan is the 5th starter in 2010 with a spot in the rotation opening up in 2011 after Penny moves on (hopefully netting us another supp pick). That leaves Garcia, Otto, Lynn to fill one rotation spot in 2011. I like the chances of one of those three being ready to claim that spot, especially Garcia. He’ll undoubtedly get MLB starts in 2011 when somebody goes down.

by jjray on Feb 10, 2010 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

The Jury is Still Out...

…on Lohse, as fr as I can tell. Everybody gets injured, its part of the game. Let’s see how/if he rebounds when he’s healthy. it is cowceivable that he pitches as well as he did for us in ‘08. Will people cowplain about his contract then? Let’s just see what happens before we beat our brows too much over Lohse and his contract.

:=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Feb 10, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey Moo

why is it “cowplain” but not “cowtract”?

by CRay on Feb 10, 2010 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you expose a chink in the bovine armor?

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Feb 10, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

He's just incowsistent.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Both!

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

agree the jury is still out

on Lohse but certainly the Lohse contract had to sting JMo in 2009. It will be very difficult for Lohse to pitch well enough over the life of that contract to give the Cardinals $41m in value. Would love to see it happen but not holding my breadth.

by jjray on Feb 10, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Gah I was going to make a light at the end of the tunnel argument

then realized that I couldn’t find anything positive to say

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Put an orange slice, on your Orange slice.....

that’ll cheer ya up.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

These days, $10 million

worth of starting pitching ain’t much starting pitching. Our economy will be into more inflation by year 4 of this and it just won’t be so bad! Really, if the Lohse contract is our worst problem, we don’t have very many problems.

Can we just collectively get over this? Or come up with a standard acronym like DIHTLC (damn I hate the Lohse contract)? Just throw out the acronym one time and then get on with our points.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Feb 10, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

$10m

is 10% of the entire team budget. Lohse gave us near zero last year (ERA+ of 87) so he has 3 years to give $41m of value or nearly $13m a season. For a team like the Cardinals that hurts.

>>Can we just collectively get over this?<<
It’s early February. There’s nothing else to talk about. Get over that people aren’t over the Lohse contract.

by jjray on Feb 10, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

February ain't got nothing to do with it. You and I both know

some will be bitching about this in July, August, September and next year. God I hope Lohse wins 15 games with 210 IPs and spares us all.

Almost every team has SP albatross contracts and almost every team has guys they underpay.

by MdRedbirdFreak on Feb 10, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the report card, RB.

I’m trying to figure out whether Mo’s FA signings are graded on a curve or not. Is this in relationship to Omar Minaya?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 10, 2010 10:02 AM EST reply actions  

That's what I was thinking too

Shouldn’t we compare Mo to his classmates? Did anyone get straight A’s?

by OCCardsFan on Feb 10, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the Mariners' GM did.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Feb 10, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Though I’m not sure if Figgins will really be worth the money over the entire contract, but for next year they seem to be the most improved team on paper.

by OCCardsFan on Feb 10, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, after I wrote this I thought about that exact thing.

it remains to be seen whether some of the moves will pay off for the Mariners, but in terms of offseason moves, they made some pretty killer aquisitions. Plus that contract for King Felix is very nice.

and CHONE still projects them to finish last in the AL West, which I think is pretty nuts.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Feb 10, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that is hard to see

I don’t think any of the other teams have really improved (and the Angels may be a bit worse) and the Mariners almost certainly have improved.

by OCCardsFan on Feb 10, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh

They are better but their SP is a few years off, IMO they needed the positive press more than anything else.

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Man all you kids

want grading curves these days. In my day it was a straight up scale!

by sdrone on Feb 10, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

uh yeah

straight up scale would be a ton better. When you’re in a grad program that has a certain level of standards to get into, grading on a curve is a bitch. It means that to get an A on tests, not only do I usually have to get the answers completely right, but also think of really novel and insightful shit to say that nobody else thought of.

by mattyp on Feb 10, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I hadn't lost it

but one of my top, non alcohol related, moments in college was getting an answer wrong, but explaining why I thought it was right so well that I got full credit…maybe alcohol was involved…

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by STLRegalia on Feb 10, 2010 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

That reminds me of an incident when I was in grad school

We had a visiting prof from England. On the first (or maybe second) exam of the semester, another student in the class got his exam back with no corrections but only a “99” on it. When he asked the prof about it, the reply was: “To receive a perfect score, your answers not only have to be correct, but also elegant.” So we all wondered the rest of the semester what, exactly, an elegant reactor physics solution looked like.

by ArkansasTravs on Feb 15, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't know, but it defintely makes it harder on the student.

like mattyp said, you have to do more than just get the answer right.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Feb 10, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Grading on a curve lets you decouple the evaluation (tests, homeworks, etc) from the teaching (lectures, readings, etc)

If you grade on an absolute scale, your evaluation has to be well calibrated to what (and how well) you taught and your students learned. For example, for an exam, you need to nail exactly how difficult a test should be given the lecture material. Given cheating concerns, it’s often infeasible to give the same test every year, so that calibration has to be done on the fly.

In contrast, when you grade on a curve, you can make a really hard test or a really easy test, and everything is automatically equilibrated (within reason). You no longer need to calibrate the evaluation as closely to the teaching.

by brackenthebox on Feb 10, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It is not.

If it had been, everything would have been well above 100%.

Make way for the Homo Superior.

by the red baron on Feb 11, 2010 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I love Mozeliak's offseason

Holliday was a must IMO, and the AAV was quite good given the deferred money.

I don’t have much faith that Pineiro will repeat his performance of last season; he’s due for some serious regression. I’m thinking his season this year will be like his last quarter of last season. I’m a Penny fan; he’s generally been durable, he’s got good stuff and upside (I still remember his All-Star game start) and he’s on a one-year deal.

Letting Pineiro and DeRosa go netted supplemental picks – these seemed like no-brainers but GMs can still fuck it up (see Randy Wolf).

I’m also very happy that we didn’t sign anyone for the bullpen. IMO it’s the biggest area where teams waste money. I think the team saw something in Boggs last year that excites them. Right now, the bullpen is a nice mix of young power arms (Motte, Boggs), LOOGYs (Miller, Diner), experience (Franklin, McClellan (after two full years in the pen, you’re experienced), and long guys (Hawksworth or Jukich, etc.).

And I’m fine letting Freese, T. Greene, Gotay, Craig, Mather or whoever duke it out for 3B. I’m confident one or more of them will pan out to be league average. The fact that we have this many serviceable internal options is a credit to the organization.

A RH-hitting backup CF would be nice but I don’t see Colby giving up many at bats out there. He can’t possibly hit LH-pitching worse than he did last year. It’s almost better not to have a viable RH-hitting option. Just drop Colby to the bottom of the lineup against LHP and be done with it. If the last player on the roster is Shane Robinson (our own little Brett Gardner), so be it. He can pinch hit, pinch run, and play a little defense every once in a while; which just about perfectly matches his major league skill set.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Feb 10, 2010 10:03 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

All good points.

I would add to this that I appreciate the Cards holding off on any additional signings until Spring Training (a la the good Lohse contract), as opined by Matthew Leach. I think this is a good strategy and compliments your points on wasting money on the ‘pen, a bench bat, etc. My hope is that we can sign a Calero or Smoltz to a deal during Spring Training that is a bargain. Thus, we wouldn’t be wasting money on the ’pen or rotation.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 10, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

just to clarify...

you’re not saying that picking up a bench bat or ‘pen guy would itself be a waste, just that the timing needs to be right? in other words, signing Calero now would be a waste cuz we’d have to pay too much, but if we waited until ST starts, that would actually be a smart move. amirite?

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by EinFesteBusch on Feb 10, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Right.

The longer we wait, the more the price drops. So, if we can take stock of the club during the beginning of Spring Training, then perhaps add a player via free agency, I think we’ll have maximized our monetary resources.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 10, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Backup CF

If Mather comes into ST or goes down to Memphis and mashes, he solves this problem (right handed backup CF’er). I hope they play D. Jones regularly in CF in Memphis. We need to find out what kind of CF’er DJ is or is not. It Colby went to the DL, I’ll cry like a baby if we have to watch Shane Robinson start in STL for a month in CF. I’ll only whimper slightly if DJ shows he is a credible center fielder waiting in Memphis to fill the void during such a national catastrophe.

by jjray on Feb 10, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

man it would really be great if Mather was healthy and good.

he solves a lot of problems.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Feb 10, 2010 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

Mather is not going to do this.

People need to forget about Joe Mather, at least for 2010. He is not an option.

Seriously.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

srsly?

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Feb 10, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriousry.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

y'all need to start taking things more serial

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

6ly.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

B. cereus

Yes, I’ve stooped to microbiology humor.

Is it Spring yet?

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Feb 10, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

R u

Sirius?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Feb 10, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

No, but I am

cereus. Quite prickly, too, I should add.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:02 AM EST up reply actions  

you don't know that

so why bother pontificating like you do Monk. His career could be over or he could be the same guy we saw in 2008 or his effectiveness could fall anywhere in between. Only actual game action will tell us where he is. If you have a recent medical report from Mather’s surgeon, please share.

by jjray on Feb 10, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

In actual game action

in 2009, following THREE wrist surgeries, Joe Mather OPSed less than .600 spread across rookie ball, AA and AAA. As far as I’m aware, it can take upwards of a year to recuperate fully from major wrist surgery, and he’s had more than one (and had his wrist surgically repaired, which may have additional issues in terms of what he can do with it).

I realise that it’s POSSIBLE that he comes out and mashes in 2010, but I just think the odds of that happening are so remote that there’s no point mentioning it, or even factoring it in as a realistic possibility for us next year. Rich Hill might throw 200 quality innings as our 5th starter, but again, the possibilities are so remote that not only is relying on that a big problem, but even CONSIDERING it as a realistic “possibility” is, IMO, a bit of a waste of time.

I take your point but I just think there’s a lot of wishful thinking about Mather that is totally unrealistic. The guy has had potential career-ending surgery in the last 6 months, and the initial return to baseball was borderline embarassing.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Obviously mather was not right

after returning from the first surgery. He had no more than 100 ABs after returning from the 2nd surgery late in 2009. Not a large enough sample size to say whether he is done or can recover prior form. Wrists take a notoriously long time to heal so we don’t even know if he was 100% when he returned to the minor leagues in late 2009. It’s a medical issue. Just going off of stats from when the player was injured is meaningless. No one knows what will happen with Mather in 2010 because the situation with his wrist is a huge question-mark.

by jjray on Feb 10, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Wrists take a notoriously long time to heal

That is kinda my point. I broke mine about 8 years ago and it’s still not right.

I guess we have to agree to disagree on this one; still, I’d be prepared to bet a sizeable amount of money that Mather will contribute <0.5 WAR next year…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I always wonder how much better off I'd be

 if I had full time training staff plus man stew.

Though frankly I think my health would be better if there were women in the hot tub.

by sdrone on Feb 10, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

agree to offer to agree to disagree

Mather did not have a broken wrist but torn cartilage. The reported May 2009 surgery never happened, he just took a cortisone shot and tried to shake it off. But he was never right and finally had the 2nd surgery in June of 2009. Was supposed to be out for the entire year but rushed back in August trying to earn a September callup. We know how that went. Mather was a hard head about his injury and it cost him major loss of credibility with the organization. The best report on his medical condition I could find is here. link

by jjray on Feb 10, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I Would Have Preferred Wolf...

…over Penny, but overall I am fairly happy with the Penny acquisition. Herr Baron makes a good point about waiting for Piniero: we cud have gotten him for little moore, and an-udder year with Duncan might have off-set any big regressions that people seem to fear. but that is one of the chances u have to take, and I think it was reasonable to assume that Piniero was expecting a contract that was moore than what we were comfortable offering him. My real hope is that Garcia comes back with a bang and is up in our rotation by June.

:=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Feb 10, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Revisiting the Skip Signing

For starters, Goold’s vacation seems to have him back in full effect. Today’s post on the keystone is wonderful and very much worth a read. This point got me thinking:

Schumaker, who turned 30 last week, will make at least $2.7 million in 2011. The salary could climb if he reaches plate-appearance bonuses in the first year of his deal. (They are "reachable," said one source.) That is more than any of the other starters since Vina made … depending on the definition of starter.

Because the highest-paid second baseman for the Cardinals was actually paid that salary not to play the position for the Cardinals.

In the afterglow of the Cardinals 2006 World Series, then GM Walt Jocketty brought Kennedy back to the club on a three-year deal that paid him $10 million total. The deal included a $4-million salary for 2009, which the Cardinals footed while Kennedy played in Oakland. It was an uncharacteristic devotion of dollars to a position the Cardinals had previously identified as one to bargain-hunt. Consider the salaries the Cardinals paid for their second basemen starting with the pennant-winning team of 2004:

Tony Womack, 2004 … $300,000

Mark Grudzielanek, 2005 … $1 million

Aaron Miles, 2006 … $350,000

Junior Spivey, 2006 … $1.2 million

Adam Kennedy, 2007 … $2.5 million

Miles, 2007 … $1 million

Kennedy, 2008 … $3.5 million

Miles, 2008 … $1.4 million

Kennedy, 2009 … $4 million

Schumaker, 2009 … $430,000

Schumaker, 2010 … $2 million

Schumaker, 2011 … $2.7 million

I would add Lugo to that calculation. We are actually paying Schumaker/Lugo less than we paid the Miles/Kennedy combo in each of ‘07 and ’08. We paid Adam Kennedy $4MM not to play second base in St. Louis last season. I hadn’t considered the signing in this context, but Goold’s analysis makes me like the signing a lot more. It’s very reasonable in dollars and about right, at least to me, in terms of length.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 10, 2010 10:17 AM EST reply actions  

Now that's a blast from the past...

…Junior Spivey. Whoops.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Feb 10, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

He was not a Future Redbird,

but a Past Redbird.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 10, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

he was a never-never redbird.

He rode the same bus to work as matt clement.

"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.

by tom s. on Feb 10, 2010 8:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I thought he came to Spring Training as the starting second baseman,

and then it became clear that his health troubles had made him a shell of the player he once was. So, it was off to Memphis with him.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 10, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

the thought of this made me laugh.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Feb 10, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Why did he play that?

Was he showing examples of awesome marketing campaigns?

Why did you run out screaming? I mean that ad just brings memories of warm weather, big time home runs by AP, and twice weekly cy-young caliber performances…

by salukihoops on Feb 10, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Joel Poor?

I had the exact same thing happen today in a marketing class…

by ComoCardinal on Feb 10, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Pick the first one wiht Albert and caption etc....

Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Feb 10, 2010 11:19 AM EST reply actions  

Took me a while

but when I got it soda almost went out my nose.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Feb 10, 2010 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's a little over the top.

You have to picture the Padres Camo Unis and that it is early 2008. But the one guy looks a lot like Peavy.

Holliday.
Uh huh, oh yeah.
Holliday.
He will be so nice.

by Red Blazer on Feb 10, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Caption

“You can peetch it weeth thees, but I’m still going to freaking heet it!”

by Mr. Wilson on Feb 10, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you think he is careless with a lead, you should see him around .50 Cal sniper rifles

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by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Uhh, the protection thing is a myth big fella.

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

jou say jou cang take a mang's head off at 1600 meters?

I did that in milwaukee once, mang.

"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.

by tom s. on Feb 11, 2010 12:00 AM EST via mobile up reply actions   4 recs

tom s. wins.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 11, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Since I like to grade on a curve,

SP:
99th percentile: Penny, Pineiro, Harden
50th percentile: Lackey
Dunce cap: Randy Wolf, Ben Sheets, Brandon Backe

RP:
99th: nothing
50th: Hawkins, Valverde
Dunce cap: Brandon Lyon

Hitters:
99th: Orlando Hudson, Figgins, Whoever signs Flopez and Branyan
50th: Holliday
Dunce cap: Bengie Molina, whoever signs Jermaine Dye for something other than DH

Arbitration offers:
99th: Derosa, Pineiro, Holliday, Figgins, Lackey, Wagner
50th: Soriano, Gonzalez
Dunce cap: none

Arbitrations declined:
99th: Wellemeyer, Ankiel, Dye, Delgado (Minaya did one right!), Anderson
50th: Johnny Damon
Dunce cap: Wolf, Flopez

I’d say this puts Mo in the high nineties.

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"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Feb 10, 2010 12:28 PM EST reply actions  

welly signed

con los gigantes

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 10, 2010 12:39 PM EST reply actions  

poor poor Giants

a comment from McCovey Chronicles

I’m fine with this.

Hey, that makes this potentially the best move of the offseason!!!!

by FlimtotheFlam on Feb 10, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

This is what we call grading on a curve.

"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: the probably soon to be ditched but still awesome Fred Lewis

by jcb9 on Feb 10, 2010 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why McCC is the most depressing of all SBN

sites, they just know that the worst is yet to come.

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked this comment...
Giants fans….Your organization would be smart to give him a fake contract scribbled in crayon.

Is it Spring yet?

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Feb 10, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

does this mean

all cardinal FAs are now signed?

holliday – back
dero – giants
glaus – braves
thurston – braves
pinata – angels
ank – royals
welly – giants

missing anyone?

and no, i’m not counting mulder or preston wilson

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 10, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Who picked up Hal McRae?

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Feb 10, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, smoltz

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 10, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Hoffpauir > Toronto

Barden > Florida

If you’re counting minor league guys.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I really like Mo's off-season decisions

I’m even OK with no bullpen moves. My biggest worry is the starting rotation is thin – if anyone goes down for a period of time, the Cards could be in trouble. So hopefully, K-Mac can become a serviceable starter. Then Garcia can fill in on spot starts. Not too hopeful on Rich Hill, but still a reasonable attempt.
An important point in my view. Mo has set up the team (health concerns aside) to be competitive not only this year but for the foreseeable future. Some important decisions will need to be made down the road, but a good core should be there for many years. Compare where we are this year to last year at this time – the difference is night and day.

by CRay on Feb 10, 2010 12:56 PM EST reply actions  

I'm not

My biggest concern by far is the back of the bullpen, and I’m surprised it isn’t getting more ink. Ryan Franklin is just not the guy, and that became more and more apparent as the year wore on. I don’t in any way want to be doom and gloom but I think it’s absolutely imperative for success in 2010 to get/promote/create/clone a good closer.

by Cardsfan25 on Feb 10, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm okay with giving Frank another shot

But it would be nice if there was a plan B (and his name is Kiko).

by OCCardsFan on Feb 10, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

But last year

we went into the year hoping that Franklin could close. He actually did a fine job until September when he went in the tank. In any case, I think over the course of this year, the Cards will promote/create a closer in Motte, with Boggs and Sanchez coming along. Given the budget, I think it was prudent not to spend heavily on an outside closer.

by CRay on Feb 10, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

If I recall

last year we went into the year thinking it would be Motte (spring training success), or Perez and Motte imploded in game 1. Maybe we should really focus on this cloning thing…I’m pretty sure Lee Smith wouldn’t mind if we recreated him…but seriously, I would feel much more comfortable if there was another options besides Frank, and Motte, unless Duncan can teach Motte how to pitch. That’s the only closer related thing I’m remotely optimictic about…Dunc, teach Motte the way of movement

by Cardsfan25 on Feb 10, 2010 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think I'm as optimistic as some on Motte

he says he’s learnt some new pitches over the winter but we’ve been hearing that for nigh on two years now; he did look better at the end of last year, but I’m still doubtful he’s going to do much against lefties. It’s very difficult to learn, and learn to control, a new pitch at the major league level (I sort of doubt if another year beating up on AAA would do him much good, though). I’m thinking he’ll be a good ROOGY, with maybe upside for a little more, but I’m not holding my breath he turns into a shutdown reliever anytime soon.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

How many smarts does it take to do nothing?

This list has Seattle wishing they had a GM that smart

great work on a Valentines playlist RB I will add my own addendum

Rainy Night in Soho-The Pogues
Little Trip to Heaven(on the wings of your love)- Tom Waits Grapefruit Moon works here as well
Borne on the Wind- Roy Orbison
The Rest of Our Lives- Mike Ness
Don’t Let Me Down- The Beatles
I Tremble for You- Johnny Cash
If You Were Mine- Billie Holiday
Samba Pa Ti- Santana(I know there are no lyrics, there doesn’t need to be)
You’re My Best Friend- Don Williams

Just a few I always loved

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 1:18 PM EST reply actions  

Interesting article

though anyone who would start Varitek ahead of Johjima is probably, well, wrong…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh there are flaws on every team on that list but it is very interesting to me because minus

Chone Figgins, and a few minor role player my team the Rockies are pretty much the team they would be, with worse starters.

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

blind love by tom waits is the greatest and truest love song.

I want you by elvis costello the creepiest and truest.

"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.

by tom s. on Feb 11, 2010 2:22 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

you ever heard

I want you, you , you by Tom Waits? Waits and Costello showed up together on stage for that tribute to Orbison in the 80s it was great.

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 2:34 AM EST up reply actions  

You know,

I really should have put that one on there, but I forgot about it. See, this is what happens when you don’t do your research properly.

Make way for the Homo Superior.

by the red baron on Feb 11, 2010 2:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Even at that

Truly you have a dizzying intellect

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 2:44 AM EST up reply actions  

That album is called Rain Dogs

after that group of dogs that become strays after a big rainstorm washes away their means of finding their way home. That concept brings tears to my eyes, if only because in his voice and lyrics those aren’t dogs he is talking about.

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 2:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice point, RB, about Hill and Gotay

They at least each have an interesting point of distinction, even though the odds are they neither will amount to anything. There is a useful skill there that jumps out and says “at least I’ve got this going for me!” I can’t recall any similar trait that Joe Thurston had, for example, other than perhaps enthusiasm.
I know someone has posted links here before to a site that had a breakdown of the draft order for this year, but I can’t remember where this list was. Can anybody help me out? It would be interesting to see it updated. I like the supplemental picks we should be getting, but I also seem to recall our first pick isn’t until the mid 20s. Is that correct?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Feb 10, 2010 1:56 PM EST reply actions  

Thursty had a really solid 2008 in triple A

albeit in a major hitters’ park in Pawtucket (I think) – he looked like a pretty good FAT second baseman for a team that, all of a sudden, didn’t have a second baseman. I thought it was a pretty good pickup, actually; he looked pretty likely to be a slightly-below average guy at that position who’d just never got his chance before and/or who was a bit of a late bloomer.

However…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 10, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh

I guess I conveniently forgot that, then

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Feb 10, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

In retrospect, and when I checked

he wasn’t really that good – no better than (say) a Hoffpauir or something. Put up an .800+ OPS two straight years in AAA, but only just, and with a very BA-heavy OBP.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Gotay walked in 21.3% of his PA in AAA last year

That’s a whole lot of walking, and may indicate a change in skill set. That would be kinda exciting.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Feb 10, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what I want most out of the team this year

an increased Walk rate. Being 12th in the league again will tick me off. I want it to be top 5 at worst next season.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i wouldnt hold your breath to be honest

i mean while we can expect some improvement (would be hard to get alot worse), without wholesale changes w/ the players i doubt a drastic improvement is in order. while i’ve done no research but i’m not sure a good batter’s eye is all that teachable. anyone w/ any research to the contrary?

by FunkeeC on Feb 10, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

the hope isn't so much that a new coach can teach

but that a certain previous coach was preaching the wrong message.

by brackenthebox on Feb 10, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

yes but you would have to show me that up and down our lineup we have had great/decent walk rates

that suddenly disappeared due to being told not to take pitches. i personally don’t think that’s the case.

Colby comes to mind, but not many others.

by FunkeeC on Feb 10, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

duncan had a good eye from what i remember

just other problems

the fact that our 4th and 5th OF wont be on the team wont rocket us up the rankings in BBs, especially as we dont know how Freese and whoever ends up replacing their ABs do. Stavinfection anyone?

by FunkeeC on Feb 10, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not saying that it's true, but it's an easier argument to believe

I tend to agree with you that a change in hitting coach is unlikely to change team walk rate all that much

by brackenthebox on Feb 10, 2010 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

iirc, i looked at this mid-summer.

"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.

by tom s. on Feb 11, 2010 12:07 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

tony made his comments about being more aggressive

At the end of april.

Using the monthly splits on fangraphs, I showed that all but two or three position players started swinging at more out of the zone pitches in may and june.

For a number of players – of the top of my head, khalil, barden, duncan, and ankiel – the increase was very high, on the order of 5, 10, or more percent of all ooz pitches.

"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.

by tom s. on Feb 11, 2010 12:13 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

so you're saying my expectations aren't CRAZY?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 11, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I tend to agree with this

It’s VERY unlikely that Gotay could have walked that much without some real change in skill.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 10, 2010 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

my recollection is that his bb ratew has been high

In both the majors and minors. Iirc, his bb/9 in the majors

"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.

by tom s. on Feb 11, 2010 12:18 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

career walk %

is 7.4. Last year is a huge outlier. Something changed , or it was just AAA.
linki

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 11, 2010 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

hmm. i am misrembering then. not on my computer right now.

"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.

by tom s. on Feb 11, 2010 12:24 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

gah! his major league bb rate is around 15 percent.

That’s in 150 pas or so. It’s been high-ish in a larger SS in the majors, though not twenty percent +.

"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.

by tom s. on Feb 11, 2010 12:22 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

2010 draft order

River Ave Blues kept this updated throughout the offseason. Cards have # 25, # 45 , # 49 & # 74

IIRC the only unsigned type A or B player is Rod Barajas. If he doesn’t return to Toronto, the Cards # 49 pick would drop to #50.

by ubeddie on Feb 10, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

The Mets most likely for Barajas yeah?

It’s not a logical move, but Omar has to do something not to get burned at the stake.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Feb 10, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait Floppy does not net a Pick?

WTF why is this guy on the market is he asking for 10m?

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Boras borasss bohrus

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Feb 10, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

He wasn't offered arby

ridiculously. I think someone else ridiculous (Randy Wolf?) may have been in the same boat.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:08 AM EST up reply actions  

3 in the top 50 is kinda cool

Should be fun to watch

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Feb 10, 2010 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I must say, my biggest worry is the bullpen

so, I would have liked to seen more done about that. I thought it was a good time to let Pineiro go, very doubtful he will be able to continue pitching at the level he was last year, and you’d be overpaying for him most likely. I really liked the Penny signing, to bolster the rotation and replace Pinata.

the Holliday signing was what it was… I think in the end the Holliday signing will pay off through extra ticket sales and merchandise and whatnot. more importantly, I read some stat that quoted that his OPS is around a 100 points higher than Albert’s when facing elite pitching. if that is true, that is a very nice player to have, and I don’t foresee him dropping the ball in the playoffs again (well, I certainly hope not).

Hill and Gotay are both players that didn’t cost much that have some nice, possible upside, especially Hill. if he is still hurt or has control issues, cut him loose. Gotay could be a worry for stealing playing time a la thursty, but I’m fairly confident in Freese holding down his job at 3B, at least for this season.

again, I’m most worried about the bullpen, especially since Franklin is going to be the new Izzy, and I’m not sure that TLR will give others a chance with the game on the line, because of his veteraness.

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 10, 2010 2:05 PM EST reply actions  

no se no lo veo

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Feb 10, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I think RB's grades are right on

Well, we could argue (and probably will) about Pineiro, but other than that..

I really grew to look forward to Pineiro’s starts last year and would have been happy to have him back, for $8M. I certainly have no complaint about our not offering him 3/$30. If he would have signed for 2/$16 at the same time we signed Penny, I would have to think about it. (BTW, I thought Penny’s contract might be a bit high given it’s almost a ‘prove you’re healthy/good contract’.)

Oh, and, wow, music from RB that not only have I heard of, I’ve actually listened, and would again, to most of it!

by ArkansasTravs on Feb 10, 2010 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

I mean section.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Being a Colts fan

Anything at all related to Mardi Gras makes me cry……

But that will change in about a week or so :P

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Feb 10, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

if it makes you feel any better

it was freezing last nite at the saints parade.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 10, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess it does

Don’t think the people were too concerned with it though. Wonder if they would ever notice a weather change on mardi gras.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Feb 11, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Great post Baron, very entertaining beginning....

The grading makes sense. I’m OK with us not getting anyone for the bullpen… For now. I think if that comes up as a glaring hole, we can always go out and get something down the ro-ad. Let’s see what we have back there first. The Holliday signing will pay dividends for years to come, I believe. Liked the Penny signing as well. As long as he stays healthy I think he will out-perform Pineiro this season. Would like to have a backup center fielder, I seriously hope Ludwick does not play center this season. Rotation depth could become a problem later, if we get bit by the injury bug. Weakness’s, while few, this team does have some. Although we should be able to fill any by the trade deadline, as I expect attendance will be stellar. Should be an exciting season. Can’t wait!! Let’s go birds!!!

"A slick way to out-figure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure." ~ Whitey Herzog

by birdsonabat on Feb 10, 2010 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

Ludwick in Center...

may mean some time in RF for Allen Craig, and I’m okay with that as long as Craig hits like he has for the past few seasons. If not, leave Ludwick in RF and move Skip to CF here and there and utilize Lugo or other util players to fill the spot.

by Jumsy on Feb 10, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Something about Ludwick in center...

Just scares me. It doesn’t sound like a good idea. Defensively, Ludwick does not have the range to play center. I just feel like if he’s out there, something bad will happen. I don’t want him to get hurt because he was playing center field. He is NOT a center fielder. I want Craig to get some playing time, just not at the expense of playing Ludwick out of position.

"A slick way to out-figure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure." ~ Whitey Herzog

by birdsonabat on Feb 10, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Skip hits lefties worse than Rasmus, and probably isn't any better in centre than Ludwick

I can’t see any reason for him getting any starts in centre.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I would've liked to see a Ryan Church signing.

A versatile 4th OF with a .345 career OBP would’ve been nice.

Still a few good bullpen arms out there, and I’m going ahead with the assumption that Floppy will soon be a Cardinal.

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Feb 10, 2010 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

True.

I wouldn’t want $2 mil going to the likes of Chad Bradford or Jorge Julio, but that seems OK for Kiko or Springer.

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Feb 10, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I too would love...

to see the Flopster back. Make it happen Mo! Church would have been a nice move though…

"A slick way to out-figure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure." ~ Whitey Herzog

by birdsonabat on Feb 10, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Or should I say...

Make it happen lil Johnny!!

"A slick way to out-figure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure." ~ Whitey Herzog

by birdsonabat on Feb 10, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

out of it today, maybe that earthquake shook my brain around

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 10, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

whoa, was there another earthquake?

Heaven has brick walls and St. Peter is a red bird.

by EinFesteBusch on Feb 10, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

there was a small one around chicago

3.8 I think. hardly anyone noticed it with the snowstorm and winds

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 10, 2010 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

it is pretty weird though

earthquake near Eureka, California, then Haiti, now the midwest. hmmm

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 10, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yellowstone has been going nuts

lately as well.
linki

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd really like to know if that one is gonna go

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me rephrase.....

I would like to know if it’s gonna blow…..so I can get the fuck outta here.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think that really matters

I’d like to know, so I can go out with a bang

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS see it works on so many levels

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I will happy, too.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

or The Way Too Happy

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Cue Strauss music

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Feb 10, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Not that Strauss

Also Wagner would be appropriate

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Feb 10, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

"the will to happy" sounds like the newest self-help book by nietzsche.

"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.

by tom s. on Feb 11, 2010 2:15 AM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Hence the German music

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Feb 11, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I think with the Boog injury

the Floppy signing is looking more and more likely. Unlike you, I’m not sure it’s a foregone conclusion, though. I think they still might just stand pat.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Ryan's surgery

from Strauss’ chat:

“We interrupt this chat to announce that Brendan Ryan underwent surgery to repair his right wrist on Thursday. Ryan is expected to participate in camp and be ready by Opening Day but the club had no knowledge of a problem until late last week. General manager John Mozeliak said he is “disappointed” at the finding and the timing. Ryan had surgery Tuesday in Los Angeles."

by CRay on Feb 10, 2010 3:48 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously?

This is like Glaus meets Freese…

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 10, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

See, I remember talking about Ryan's wrist on VEB

last season. He’s had chronic tendinitis for years, right? I’m not really too surprised by the need for surgery. I am surprised the team is acting like he kept this a secret. Of course, Strauss has the only scoop at this point, so I’m sure he’s dramatizing the hell out of this.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

And a much more tempered tone, too.
“He went into the offseason thinking it would go away with rest, and it didn’t,” Mozeliak said. “He ended up having a very benign ‘scope’ done on his wrist. … He’ll be limited at the beginning of camp. He won’t be swinging a bat for three weeks now.”

I am shocked SHOCKED that Strauss would amplify tension.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Very true.

Strauss making it seem worse than it is should not be a surprise. In fact, I should have know. Nonetheless, why wait until it will take a chunk of your Spring Training away? Wouldn’t you have a date set six weeks out or so with the mindset of: If my wrist isn’t feeling improved by then, I’m having the scope done so I ought to be ready to swing a bat by Spring Training.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 10, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably aggravated it...

…or at least noticed that it wasn’t feeling better during dinger camp.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Feb 10, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

The team may have requested that he try to avoid surgery.

Who knows what really happened.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Strauss will probably

be speculating around midnight.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Stay tuned!

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

why the....*contemplates level of anger* FUCK

do they always seem to let these things slip by all GD offseason, then find them right before spring training and the season are set to begin?

by mattyp on Feb 10, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Better than Julio mf'ing Lugo.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I wasn't saying it in despair or anger...

more like…“Tyler mf’ing Greene, bitches!”

Greene’s always been my favorite not-quite-ready-for-primetime prospect.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Feb 10, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

you are tempting fate

He will run you down with a baseball

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Feb 10, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

this is getting dangerous

don’t you guys know what happens if you post three pictures of Lugo in the same thread.

by brackenthebox on Feb 10, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

what?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I must know

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

His what?

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Feb 10, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like

he’s whistlin’ Dixie.

Time for a new sig.

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Feb 10, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

damnit, boog.

i need to have a talk with him.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Feb 10, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I get a

what the what?

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Feb 10, 2010 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

how do things like this happen?

Just win

by The Duke on Feb 10, 2010 3:50 PM EST reply actions  

Why does it seem...

That our front office continually drops the ball on injuries? Christ…

"A slick way to out-figure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure." ~ Whitey Herzog

by birdsonabat on Feb 10, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yes cause if boog didnt say anything thinking it would go away

and is only now telling the team about it, then of course its somehow management’s fault

by FunkeeC on Feb 10, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, first off, that post was the third after the original poster...

Right before I went to work. I didn’t have the luxury of another hours worth of posts to filter through. And yes, I don’t feel that an instant reaction like that is out of line. Considering it’s happened more times than I can count the last few years. Also, why surgery NOW when ST is less than a month away. A problem like this needs be taken care of before now. And if players somehow aren’t aware of this, they need to be informed. And they already should have been. By who, you ask? Management.

"A slick way to out-figure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure." ~ Whitey Herzog

by birdsonabat on Feb 11, 2010 2:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I understand your point

But rest and rehab take time. You may not be able to gage how more imporvement/lack of improvement you have in December. Once you have surgery you don’t get the chance to go back to not having Surgery. And more things can go wrong under the knife. Healing time from surgery may take longer than expected. There are many reasons not to have surgery until all other options have been exhausted. Players (and teams) also need to think in terms of Careers and not signal seasons when deciding to get cut.

by Evilfrog on Feb 10, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

yea, I was mainly being glib

pushing the surgery back until the recovery timetable just touches the start of the season probably makes sense when rehab is still be a viable alternative

by brackenthebox on Feb 10, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with this point,

however, most patients elect to push surgery back for as long as they possibly can. Nearly every baseball player attempts to rehab every injury, despite the futility of rehab in many situations.

I don’t like this at all, but I hope Ryan’s already high pain tolerance will allow him to deal with what will probably be mixed results from this surgery.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Feb 10, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Also,

HFASGAHHHH GODDAMNITASSWHATAREWEGONNADOOOOOOOO

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Feb 10, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems unlikely at this point

But we could give it a shot and see what happens.

We’re gonna need white-out.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Feb 11, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Surgery, cake...

or death?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:19 AM EST up reply actions  

At least, it doesn't sound serious

he said, invoking the ghost of Troy Glaus.

by CRay on Feb 10, 2010 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

surgery = serious

At the risk of oversimplification, EVERY SURGERY INVOLVES A KNIFE WOUND.

I read this as, “the doctor who stabbed Brendan Ryan in his right wrist, thinks he’ll recover quickly.” I am not encouraged.

by madridbend on Feb 10, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Also, wrist surgeries suck

I’d venture to say they are similar to labrum repairs for pitchers.

by Ray Lankford on Feb 10, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

A little more from Strauss

“Mozeliak said he is still counting on Ryan as the teams Opening Day shortstop but would change his posture if Ryan’s recovery is slower than anticipated. For now, Tyler Greene and Julio Lugo loom as the leading alternatives.”

by CRay on Feb 10, 2010 3:55 PM EST reply actions  

He's making a general comment...

Make an aniGIF about it. That’ll set everyone straight.

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Feb 10, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry

if my idea of proper placement doesn’t mesh with yours

by CRay on Feb 10, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow. I was just making a friendly comment.

If you want the discussion to be less orderly, be my guest.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

You are a terrible person for the following reasons:

1) You annoyed spants
2) Your response to spants was more serious than she would’ve preferred
3) You made spants feel like a reply fail nazi

It’s spants’ world. We’re just living in it…

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Feb 10, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

NOW YOU'VE DUNNIT(ducks)

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't understand your animosity towards me.

And I certainly can’t be the only person who likes to see a conversation stay threaded.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There's no animosity...

somebody has to stick up for these guys. Reply fail is not a mortal sin!

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Feb 10, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I was nice about it. It was a request, not a command.

I could’ve been like any other ass and yelled “REPLY FAIL” repeatedly until he got it.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Hubby is sharpening our knives today.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Henckels?

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

They're worth it.

If you go get one good, versatile chef’s knife tomorrow, you won’t regret it.

by apack on Feb 10, 2010 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Plus a couple non matching ones from the thrift store

you wouldn’t want to answer any police q’s about why there are knives missing from your set.

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

One of my favorite wedding presents

Good cookware is really really nice to have.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Feb 10, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You know what I like? Pans.

Pans, pans, pans, pans. And more fucking pans. I really like pans.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I have a whole collection of Le Creuset best investment ever

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 5:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Cuisinart Multi-Clad Pro.....

All-Clad clones and a fair price.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 11, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Heh. I was going to add to my post

that accumulating Le Creuset stuff is, henceforth, basically my means of keeping “score” in life. So far I’m on zero, although I nearly bought a casserole the other day. In the end, I decided that the purity of my “pans” message was best left unsullied.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I have an older Cousances

set picked up cheap at an estate sale. Josh stops to look for masonry tools, and he really nailed it picking up that set.

I also have a Lodge enameled 3 qt and it is quite good and quite cheap.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 11, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

hey spants and Flim and others

I viewed the two aspects of what Strauss said as separate – I don’t see the two Strauss comments as directly related, where a reply was necessary, even if they were both concerning Ryan’s surgery – thus, I didn’t reply but put the second at the bottom of where the thread then was – as I said, sorry if it doesn’t mesh with your views of what I should have done – I think the flow of the thread is fine the way I did it – and, my comment was not meant to be antagonistic – just take it as a disagreement

by CRay on Feb 10, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

you don't think

That comments from the same person about the same subject have nothing to do with each other

by FlimtotheFlam on Feb 10, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

sure they do

but one was the fact Ryan had the surgery – the other was that he was thought to be available for opening day – I see them as related but what’s the big deal if they lead to separate discussions – for the first, there is now a nice discussion of the surgery – there has been less discussion of Ryan’s availability (or potential lack thereof) for opening day (and I placed this right after the discussion on the first aspect) – to me, they are two separate but related discussions – you can certainly disagree, but I don’t see what the big deal is – all I said was that I was sorry my view of proper placement differed from that of spants – then everyone went off

by CRay on Feb 10, 2010 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we all get off each other's ass

about a reply that could or could not have been a direct reply?

There are now some 20 replies about this. Adults should recognize when a conversation isn’t going to bear any fruit and just walk away.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Feb 10, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nice.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

This comment made it official

I can no longer read the word “fruit” on this blog without immediately thinking of the phrase “low-hanging fruit.”

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Feb 10, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i like fruit

grapes are fav. how bout u?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 10, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Are avacados a fruit?

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Feb 10, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

why does everyone here mis-spell avocado?

or is that the US way of spelling it?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:26 AM EST up reply actions  

It's likely directly related to the fact

that we’re all stupid Americans…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 5:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Why can't you guys pronounce Aluminum?

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 5:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't mind specific words so much

as the letter z is named zed somehow. Still trying to figure that one out. I’m also not a fan of the extraneous u after the o some words.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 5:56 AM EST up reply actions  

You see, I like the extra "u".

I’m not even sure it is, in the strictest sense, extraneous. And ironically, if so, shouldn’t that be “extraneus”?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Because we don't spell it (or pronounce it) aluminum.

We spell (and pronounce) it aluminium.

On this point, I’d probably concede that the american way is probably the best – the original spelling was, I believe, aluminum, and the “i” was added in a later paper to make it match up with a couple of other elements that’d been recently discovered (and to make it sound more cool, basically).

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I know when I'm homeless,

I’m not going to tell people I live in a box and eat out of a dumpster. I’ll tell them I collect aluminium cans.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Feb 11, 2010 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

No it's avocado.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Feb 11, 2010 8:04 AM EST up reply actions  

it is a phonetic spelling

I and most I meet pronounce it av-ah-cah-doh not av-oh-cah-doh and since I can see Russia from here my spelling is correct

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone, calm down.

Pitchers and Catchers report in one week.
Keep your fingers crossed about Brendan. Be happy. Albert still plays for us.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Feb 10, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

She wasn't lying

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Dad? Is that you?

Please come home. It doesn’t take that long to get milk.

by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Feb 10, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Seriously I am a nice guy

I would NEVER call your mother a liar

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I like how this is hidden

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I mean who hasn't had the proper placement argument at least once?

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what she said?

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 10, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

actually, no

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 10, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I think she insinuated, but never actually came right out with it

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

There's nothing wrong with a well-deployed TWSS

Sometimes overuse dilutes its humor, though.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Feb 10, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The $8 million guarantee for Pineiro...

in 2011 was impossible. It would’ve set the payroll at over $100 million right now for only about 17 guys. It would’ve have required us to trade or non-tender Ludwick.

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Feb 10, 2010 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

$100 million guaranteed for 17 players...

already guarantees a large increase in salary. Plus it totally eliminates any flexibility.

I don’t think people realize how bad the payroll situation is for 2011. The Lohse deal completely fucked us.

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Feb 10, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Right...

but those three will command $10 million plus and we don’t have replacements for Luddy or Ryan.

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Feb 10, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

The Rockies seem to hate Seth Smith maybe they will trade him

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see why

Robot Chicken is pretty good. A little short, but funny.

by RDCardsfan on Feb 10, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

That's Seth Green

Thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts for you

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Feb 10, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I know who that is

And the award for best miss of the point goes to…

by RDCardsfan on Feb 10, 2010 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Feb 10, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Seth Smith

has to be one of the more generic names in baseball. Up there with Jason Davis, Josh Johnson, etc.

It would suck to be a middle of the road ballplayer named Johnson, Smith, Davis, because there’s little chance, you’ll ever be the best player with your last name. Now with a name like Pujols or Niekro, or Piazza, the chances are greatly improved that you may be the only player with your name, barring family members.

by RDCardsfan on Feb 10, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Kinda like Ichiro Suzuki

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Feb 10, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought Rajanigandha was a boy's name

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Theory: people are more likely to trade players like this in fantasy baseball

Because they seem boring and don’t appear to stand out.

Exceptional talent can surpass this (Josh Johnson), but Seth Smith is ripe for the picking.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Feb 10, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember when there were two Pedro Martinez's in the league?

The lefty reliever had to add his middle initial, A., so everyone would know who was being discussed. I think I know which one is going to the HOF.

Time for a new sig.

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Feb 10, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

there's two ryan brauns

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

are they both total douche bags?

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Feb 10, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually,

the other one is a really down-to-earth guy who has a subdued, workmanlike fashion sense, a happy marriage, and a subtle, salt-of-the-earth wisdom that colors his judgment and comments.

Just kidding, he’s probably a douche too.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Feb 10, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought that show was made by the guy who wouldn't play on Yom Kippur a few years back

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

No that's the guy who fixes everything at possum lodge with ductape

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

You rang?

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 10, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Two many t's my friend I clearly said ductape

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't read words man...

I read sentences. And how I miss Red Green.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 10, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I can hear that possum call now

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

It would be great for someone to use that

as their theme music coming up to bat.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 10, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

this guy?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Red Foreman also a quality choice

I really think that anyone named Red in television or movies is a good call. Red Green, Red Foreman, Red from Shawshank…

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 10, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I smell Floppy's price going up

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

that's right I can smell price changes(ECON 418 baby)

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

how can it go up when no one has been willing to sign him at whatever his price is now?

I cannot BELIEVE no one has signed him! I think I say that about 12 times a day.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Feb 10, 2010 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

because a franchise with some wiggle room this year just added one more question mark to an IF

that is rife with them, floppy would instantly become the second best IF in STL and arguably their 3 best hitter

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry 3rd ^ best

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

You know here in Colorado we have

Troy Trever Tulowitzki the TCubed so maybe by implication that is exactly what I am saying

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 5:38 AM EST up reply actions  

attn: chicago peeps

hey, my band is playing tonight at a good venue, Bottom Lounge. come on out and support some local music! $8, 10pm

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 10, 2010 4:38 PM EST reply actions  

Why do teams go out on a limb and spend crazy money

on over the hill Vets? A few that come to mind Zito, Schmidt, Carlos Guillen, Tejada, Looper, The Cubs, Juan Pierre, Andruw Jones, and Suppan. What makes these guys who are otherwise somewhat intelligent people throw eveything out the window and chase these falling stars?

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

Zito was 28 when he signed his contract

Hardly in the same age group as the others you mention

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Feb 10, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah but the wear and tear signs were everywhere on that one

Cool the were/wear/where confusion all in one sentence

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Zito just wasn't ever that good

if you look at what he did in Oakland, he was never an elite pitcher.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:37 AM EST up reply actions  

They sure paid him like one

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 5:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Do the Cubs only win the World Series when Hell(Chicago) freezes over? If so watch out for them this year
The official snowfall for Tuesday was 12.6 inches, measured at O’Hare International Airport, which set a new daily record snowfall for the month of February. The last record for daily snowfall for February in Chicago was 11.5 inches, set on Feb. 18, 1908.

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/snow.foot.chicago.2.1481078.html

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Feb 10, 2010 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

dun-dun-DUHHHHH

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Feb 10, 2010 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

whenever I think of the Cubs I get this image in my head

The little cub on the logo looks like Muttley in my mind.

by RDCardsfan on Feb 10, 2010 6:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hahhaa he called the S*** poop

Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I pretty much agree with your grades RB

except for Jo-El. All of us knew that he was going to ask for a big contract and knew that he wasn’t going to get it. I think the Cards made a smart move by not signing Jo-El.

We already went down the road with Lohse, and I think STL wanted to try to avoid something like that again.

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by zoomzoomj88 on Feb 10, 2010 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

How incompetent was the Steve Phillips era Mets?

Because of him, they’re paying Bobby Bonilla over a million dollars this year. And for the next 25 years.

Bonilla’s second stint with the Mets turned out to be just as disastrous as his first. After a knee injury sidelined him in March, he gained weight and hit just .160 in 60 games with the team. His lumbering ineptitude in the field earned him sarcastic ovations from Shea Stadium crowds whenever he fielded the ball cleanly. Unhappy with Bonilla’s play, the Mets placed him on irrevocable waivers in June. Not surprisingly, he went unclaimed.

For his part, Bonilla was angry that he wasn’t given more at-bats, often clashing loudly with manager Bobby Valentine over his lack of playing time. He was kept on the post-season roster, but struck out twice in his four at-bats as a pinch-hitter. As the Mets were eliminated by the Braves in the eleventh inning of a gut-wrenching NLCS Game Six, Bonilla reportedly sat in the clubhouse with teammate Rickey Henderson — playing cards.

 "I’m not going to stay quiet again next year," Bonilla announced in December. But by that point, it was clear that Bonilla had no future in New York. He was finally released in January after reaching an unusual agreement with the Mets: Instead of picking up his $5.9 million salary for the 2000 season, the team pledged to pay him $1,193,248.20 each July 1st from 2011 to 2035 — nearly $30 million all told. Less than a month later, Bonilla signed with the Braves. link

Link.

Not only did he help to bring us Albert Pujols (though, really, his injury let mabry make the opening day squad), he still slightly hampers the Mets payroll.

Heck of a job, Steve Phillips.

by Mister Eff on Feb 10, 2010 6:41 PM EST reply actions  

Damn.

I get fat and my girlfriend screws around. Bonilla gets fat and gets 1 million a year.

by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Feb 10, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

!

!

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Feb 10, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Blech

Steve Phillips. Never liked the guy – fat head and his analysis was almost always dumb or flat wrong. Not surprising that he was fired for having sex with an ESPN employee.

by Matt Bug on Feb 10, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought that was Harold Reynolds, or Chris Berman?

Jesus, everyone at ESPN is getting laid. Christ, I’m updating my resume.

by RDCardsfan on Feb 10, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

That was a rather hefty penalty to face, I mean he must have been exhausted from carrying that around with him

I am sure it felt like a giant weight was lifted from him when it was all over

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

flick the jab

then work the body, play the joke out for all it’s worth.

by RDCardsfan on Feb 10, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

well it is a weighty decision to come clean, all I am saying is that it would put a lot of strain on someone

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

How can this be true?

No one would agree to that, would they?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 10, 2010 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

BB would.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

What player wouldn't? That would be wonderful.

Bonilla had already made millions at that point, so why not guarantee and average annual salary of over $1MM for your retirement years? What I meant was that no organization would agree to that. It’s terrible.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 10, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't believe it either

why wouldn’t you just eat the 5M and cut him?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Good report card. Good off-season for Cards.

Pleased with the way things have shaken out. Props to Mo.

Loved the Penny/Hill signings. Both were pleasant surprises.

Letting D-Ro and Pineiro sign elsewhere was fine with me. Glad we didn’t overpay. And both ended up on teams I like, so that’s a bonus, personally.

A little sad to see Glaus go. But it was time. Glad he signed with the Braves. I think he’ll do well in ATL at 1B.

My last wish is that we are able to sign Smoltz at a bargain price. He seems like such a great fit for STL at this point. I’ll even wait ‘til mid-season, if need be. I’m patient.

My one worry: The 2010 St. Louis Cardinals look great… on paper. Baseball has a way of humbling us. Sometimes teams that look great on paper flop and are surpassed by another team from out of nowhere (e.g., the 2008 Rays). Hope the Cards are able to post some Ws out of the shoot and dominate throughout. That would be fun!

by Matt Bug on Feb 10, 2010 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

A bit off topic, but

Any chance we could get a report card for Jeff Lunhow? I think it would be interesting to discuss his role in the Cardinals drafting process…

by JWO on Feb 10, 2010 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

Well we have a dozen league minimum guys

on the roster, so I would say he’s done pretty well.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it's really impressive I must say

and something I didn’t really notice until people here started pointing it out. The “fill up the roster with league-minimum type guys so we can afford the big boys” strategy at least seems to be going all right at the moment.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Feb 10, 2010 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Now all that needs to happen

is a deep run in the playoffs to prove the strategery.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

plus his picks got us matt holliday

and derosa

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Feb 10, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That's actually a pretty good idea.

I’ll see if I can work something up before too very long.

Make way for the Homo Superior.

by the red baron on Feb 11, 2010 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Can anyone else view the perception versus reality article

that Strauss posted on Cardinals Beat? I read it a day or two ago but wanted to a) let it simmer and then b) dissect it. Only now I can’t access it. . . stupid PD site.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Feb 10, 2010 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

I can see the top part of the page.

No text or anything.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

The Waino arrives Bueno one?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

oh never freakin mind

learn how to read a freakin subjuct line!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

In case anyone else

wants to try: link.

It’s the third story down.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 10, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

ditto

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

nope, even if I try

another link, it’s a no go

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

yep, I did the same thing.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn fine work man!

that should make the robot happy

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

lol
"I’ll put our analysis up against Keith Law’s all day long and after five minutes the debate will be over," he says, calling the Cardinals’ internal rankings "very defensible."

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I particularly liked this comment:
Who cares!!!!!!!!!!!
— Gary H.
1:37 pm February 9th, 2010

The mind boggles.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:45 AM EST up reply actions  

maybe they are taking Joe Strauss off-line

one article at a time?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

same place as hardcore legend?

i miss his commenting prowess

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Feb 10, 2010 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

probably got sick

of the complaining about OT postings

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 10, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

he might actually be sick though

his last comment was about him not being able to eat solid food.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he must be on his annual sabbatical of VEB

If he’s not back by ST, I say….ROADTRIP!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

if I had to guess, he doesn't have internet anymore

the only thing I’m basing it off of though is that his last comment was during the end of January.

of course there’s the chance he’s among us right now, watching, waiting.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

my bad

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

not a big rundown follower

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

of course it could be an impostor

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

How dare you?!

Make way for the Homo Superior.

by the red baron on Feb 11, 2010 1:10 AM EST up reply actions  

What?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 11, 2010 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

The Rundown

is my professional gig, after all.

Make way for the Homo Superior.

by the red baron on Feb 11, 2010 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

and a surprisingly good movie

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Feb 11, 2010 1:20 AM EST up reply actions  

yes that would be a surprise

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

well then I'll only read your stuff.

and with time, perhaps I’ll be a more frequent user of the site

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 11, 2010 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

It's all my stuff.

I’m the only contributor. And thank you.

Make way for the Homo Superior.

by the red baron on Feb 11, 2010 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

awkward…

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Feb 11, 2010 2:10 AM EST up reply actions  

if it's not obvious, I don't read the rundown.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 11, 2010 2:14 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, there's a few regulars I haven't seen lately

d-dee, yadi2…

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Feb 10, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

my theory is that yadi2

fired up the van, grabbed gdm, headed to spring training, and they are presently in jail somewhere in alabama.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 10, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

if so, I am gonna be pissed

I wanted to meet Fredbird!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

well, i'm in louisiana

guess i could go over and bail them out. question is, should i?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 10, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably not jail

I heard there was a river that was going to be flooded for a dam, and they wanted to canoe down it, maybe do some hunting, before that happened. Somewhere in Georgia, is what I heard.

Time for a new sig.

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Feb 11, 2010 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

or maybe they went

way down yonder on the chattahoochee

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

however,

i was recently informed that temperatures often exceed that of a hoochie coochie

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

reminds me of that photo

of the clemson girls at the hooch

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 11, 2010 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Y2S said he needed to get a ring

out of a drawer or something.

Damn, they’re gonna be in a tight spot if they’re not careful.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 11, 2010 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I would never attempt to steal any Rasmuses.

there’s an overabundance of them

gdm, on the other hand…

(I should go afk more often. this is amusing.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 13, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

glad you made it through

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 13, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I may disappear again shortly

had to resurface
Boog doesn’t nurse an injury every day
oh wait…
(i kid because i care)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 13, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

just watch those SOB GOB’s.

is gdm still in the hoosegow? (never leave a soldier behind)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 14, 2010 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

This may have been discussed before

and if it has, forgive me

What do you guys think the cardinals chances of signing holliday this offseason would have been had we not traded for him in july? could we have kept wallace, mort, and peterson and still signed holliday? granted, we probably would not have made the playoffs without holliday, but really, all we got out of it was a sweep

just some food for thought

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Feb 10, 2010 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

there was no market for him

we could’ve still signed him. ’course there was no way to anticipate the lack of a market for him

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 10, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It would of cost us a first rounder as well.

Brett Wallace would continue to make us try and force him at 3b, and people would be EVEN MORE insecure about Pujols resigning.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Feb 10, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

we could have signed him, but WOULD we have?

that’s the question. or, OTOH, he may have gone to another team at the deadline that would have offered him more money to stay, and we wouldn’t have gotten him anyway. i’m not sure mgmt would have been willing to give him such a huge contract without knowing at all how he fits in with the team and tony, etc. also, my guess is someone internally would have gotten some chances at LF – maybe Craig. and maybe he’d be the starting LF this year.

i think we would have made the playoffs without Holliday, though, based on the total Cub meltdown. but it probably would have been a tighter division.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Feb 10, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we'd have still made the playoffs

and, given we offered the best deal, we’d have still been able to sign him this off-season. We’d obviously have given up our 1st round pick as well, though.

Still, it’s water under the bridge.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:48 AM EST up reply actions  

From our new $100 million man's twitter

“Loading the car tonight to ship down to florida for spring training. 1st spring in fl. Hard to believe it’s already that time again”

Does anyone else find it refreshing he’s driving to Florida?

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

Resident malcontented betamale

by slu on Feb 10, 2010 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

as opposed to flying?

i don’t really care

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 10, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

He's having his car shipped.

Thats what rich people do when they fly. They meet their car there.

by Mister Eff on Feb 10, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'd just buy a new one when I got down there

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd drive into the back of a truck

then drive the truck into the ocean, and look on while I light my cigar with a thousand dollar bill

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

or at least rent a car, something colby can't do.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

He can

It just costs more

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Feb 10, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

only some places

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 10, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I might just have to finally boycott foxsports.com

FOREVER!

Gotta go poke out my eyes now…

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

at least he used a suject line

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

same

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Feb 10, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I haz sad. :(

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

and rec'd!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of NASCAR

it makes a really half assed segue into this . However I feel that everyone needs to see it.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 10, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

now that's a freakin rocketship

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

who stole my batmobile designs?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

you are an *.

I didn’t need to see that.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

well at least i am a *

and not a ginger,so i have that going for me

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 10, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

/secret high five that gingers don't know of

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That's good to know.

/also not a jd

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

at first I thought it was about tebow then I saw it.

But this doesn’t make sense

Albert Pujols

Before we go any further, let us assure panicked (and understandably outraged) Cardinals fans that Pujols isn’t going anywhere. The chances of him leaving the Cardinals are negligible.

But …

He’s in his walk year, and the Cardinals have just plunked down $120 million for Matt Holliday. In all likelihood, they wrote this massive check to convince Pujols they’re serious about winning. Then again, the Cardinals might’ve been safe-guarding themselves against the possibility that Pujols decides he’s worth more than GM John Mozeliak can pay.

If Pujols wants Alex Rodriguez-like money — and everyone knows he’s worth it and then some — the Yankees would be his
best option

. No one in the Bombers’ front office is counting on this as a realistic outcome, but as the old New York Lottery slogan used to say, "hey, you never know." —

Really? Because I thought he had an option after this year, and why the spankees? Tex plays first and Arod is most likely going to DH in a few years.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't see Pujols going to the Yankees

He seems to prideful of a man to be a DH for more money. But the Mets, Red Sox, and Angels make perfect sense.

by FlimtotheFlam on Feb 10, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

damon's price is now 1 yr $4million

Can this be a bad signing? Give me two years of that at the top of our lineup and trade the studwick for some pitching.

Just win

by The Duke on Feb 10, 2010 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

I quite like Damon

I can’t believe the low ball offers he is getting for only $4M. Why hasn’t the market for bullpen guys gone down this much?

by FlimtotheFlam on Feb 10, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

You want Lego in RF?

Damon would give up so many runs in RF with his noodle arm

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Feb 10, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

second base?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd rather get floppy for that cash

and actually fill a need than have to trade one of our top contributors for what probably won’t be much of a gain if any

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 10, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Does this lead to him firing Boras?

I realize that it probably does not, but it has to be angering to know you turned down a deal from your former team, the reigning World Champs that was two years and now your being low-balled for less than one-third of the total guaranteed money of the contract you rejected.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Feb 10, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

why would anyone trade a pitcher for ryan ludwick

if they could just sign Damon for $4m?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Well they are completely different players for one

Damon is a top of the order, set the table kind of guy with some pop who hits from the left side and has a long record of taking his teams deep into playoffs and Ludwick is a late bloomer with one great and one good season who hits for power from the right side and is completely redundant to us as we have pujols and holliday.

I like the team as is but let’s not forget this same team with pujols, holliday, ludwick in the middle of the order didin’t get out of first round. I think Damon is a better fit for our lineup right now than Ludwick.

Ludwick surely would get you some currency in a trade — what I don’t know, but he’s an elite RF.

Just win

by The Duke on Feb 13, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Be like Boras - he's Floppy's agent, no- will be all over Boog'swrist. Floppy might be the alternative of (last) choice. .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

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by akaitori on Feb 10, 2010 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

OT: it's one degree outside, who can top that?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

37

it’s shitting cold

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 10, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

beyond tomorrow, though

60s the rest of the week, baby

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by prophetjohn on Feb 10, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

i would kill for that

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I got 19 here...

which is deceptive. Cause it’s double digits so you think you’re okay… then you walk outside and wonder where your nuts went to…

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 10, 2010 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

it is now 0 degrees, I hate Iowa weather.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I spent 6 winters in Champaign...

I can relate. It’s cold and windy as hell down there. I had an old roommate who described it as cuss word cold. When you were walking to class all that goes through your head are cuss words.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 10, 2010 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

that and "my face!!!, it's so damn cold"

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that's when you invest the time in growing a beard

how women get by without beards only proves they can take way more pain than I ever could.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 10, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

it is the fact that women cannot grow beards

rather than the fact that women regularly give birth to 9-lb babies that proves they can take more pain than you?

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by IHeartBoog on Feb 10, 2010 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

P.S. Phoenix rocks

68 and sunny tomorrow. everyone should move here. plus, spring training.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Feb 10, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sold

as soon as the Cubs no longer have ST in Arizona, Imma movin’

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by mattyfrommo on Feb 11, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I disagree

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Damnit

Here I am eating some popcorn minding my own business and then I see that and now I don’t think I can finish the bag… jerk

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by ducttape16 on Feb 10, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

not thats an *

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 11, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

now...gah, stupid freakin keyboard!

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by mattyfrommo on Feb 11, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I try.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 11, 2010 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I really enjoy the choice of the word regularly...

makes it sound like women pop out a kid every few weeks. And I think the child birth thing goes without saying…

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 10, 2010 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

besides how hard could it be?

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 10, 2010 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 10, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrong the correct answer was TWSS, back to T-Ball young man

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by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll let one of these two VEB'ers ^ be the test subjects

thankyouverymuch

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by mattyfrommo on Feb 11, 2010 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Seriously I mean like a billion women do it a year it can't be that difficult

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by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

it's a conspiracy I say

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 11, 2010 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

*

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 10, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

overpriced

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

It's awesome

probably even capable of doing a Penny pitch f/x analysis in half the time it would take to do it on a PC

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by mattyfrommo on Feb 11, 2010 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

zing

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by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

and Done!!!

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

one internet dollar says

for the price of that mac book, i could build a pc that is much more powerful

oh and more compatible, but i guess that’s just implied

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

depends what you want

i would recommend you custom build a pc tailored to your needs. unless you’re insistent on a laptop

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by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Cmon john

how else is a man supposed to watch porn in class if he doesn’t have a laptop… gotta think here buddy.

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by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

he has an iphone

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by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't need you poking holes in my arguments...

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by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Here are the programs I use

Word, Excel, FireFox, iTunes, Acquisition, PowerPoint, MAMP, Sequel Pro and R. That’s really about it. I need decent processing power for MAMP, but besides that I’m looking for usability.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 11, 2010 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

what' you budget?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

It's probably going to be ~$1000 if he wanted a macbook

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I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 11, 2010 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

none really

I’m fine with getting the MacBook for a thou, but not if a Toshiba or something would be easier to use.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 11, 2010 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

well, that's too subjective for me to comment on

most people think that os x is more intuitive, but i’d think that someone with your technical skills wouldn’t have an issue using windows 7

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Also have to factor in how much you enjoy right clicking...

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by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Reminds me of the joke...

Linux is free only if your time is worth nothing.

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by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

hey i might be offended.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 11, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

That's the chance you take when you roll with me.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

alright, this is just tired bashing

right -clicking on the Mac multitouch trackpads is a significantly better experience than anything else I’ve run across. Right click dragging is the only thing I can think of that is better with a traditional button setup.

You people are making me defend Apple here, and I hate Apple.

by brackenthebox on Feb 11, 2010 7:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Why do you hate Apple?

I assume it’s something to do with the structure of it. I read your brothers blog post on why he liked the IPad despite hating Apple, but I couldn’t find why he hated Apple.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 11, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

hate might be a little strong

but while I think they do make a lot of good products, I’m not a big fan of the company’s philosophy. The arbitrarily restrictive policies of the iPhone look like they’re spreading to the iPad and potentially even further up their computing line. Having locked down consumer devices is one thing, but the iPad is looking to be the primary computing device for a lot of people. I understand the point of having a single monitored source for applications (package managers are the first thing that really sold me on Linux), but they are clearly abusing their power in rejecting competitors apps (e.g. Google, all browsers, all media players), and their aggressive actions to prevent jailbreaking makes no sense to me. I’m not exactly a Free software nut, but I have leanings in that direction, and Apple is about as far on the other side of that spectrum as you can get.

From a more practical side, I’ve had horrible experience with their enterprise support. We bought an XServe RAID from them and 5 years later it was almost impossible to find replacement drives and parts for it. We had to operate with a single power supply for close to two months before they were able to ship us a replacement. That is just completely unacceptable for an enterprise product.

by brackenthebox on Feb 11, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Tyler has, in my opinion, an irrational hatred of Apple, but it's founded on similar ideas to what I mentioned above

I’m surprised to see that anyone has read that blog as we haven’t really done anything with it yet. We’re planning to devote more of our time to it going forward, so hopefully it’ll be worth the occasional read in the not too distant future.

by brackenthebox on Feb 12, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I think I'll just get the mac

The current one actually looks pretty good.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 11, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

which one?

this one?

same price, considerably more processing power (though neither really blow me away. that’s just how it goes with laptops), three times as much RAM, twice as much HDD capacity, considerably larger screen, pretty bad ass video card which is 4 times as powerful as the macbook (which probably won’t matter to you), considerably larger screen, it just doesn’t have that nifty light up logo on it

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

oh and

twice as much l2 cache on the processor. no l3 cache, but like i said, such is the nature of laptops. generally about a generation behind on CPUs

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

If you going macbook

I’d say wait. The new i7 and i5 processors are supposed to be going into the macbook pro soon, and even if you don’t want/need it, apple will drop the prices on the older models.

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by YesWeOquendo on Feb 11, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I got a Dell Inspiron something

with 4 gigs ram and fairly mid-grade everything else for $650 with shipping and tax.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 11, 2010 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

It was that, but 15" instead.

Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown. - tom s.

by spants on Feb 11, 2010 12:38 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

TWSS

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Seriously fSBN

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I just thought

you were really adamant about it…

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by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I was actually jumping up and down as I typed it

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

HEYO!

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

When Oscar Wilde said" We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars"

in your case he would have probably thought you were checking to see if they had undies on.

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

There's no need to attack my style...

I’m remaining as immature as possible for as long as possible.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh I rarely wait untill there is a need

I just jump right in there and insult everything I can

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I like your aggressive style

It’s how I approach the HEYO/That’s what she said game… go big go early and go often…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 1:37 AM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Lenovo thinkpad t400

through their family and friends site (unless someone knows the passcode for their contractor purchase site)

by mattyp on Feb 11, 2010 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Lenovo is top gear

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

What do awesome TV shows

have to do with anything?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

especially the one where they took the junk cars over africa's spine

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by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I enjoyed the one where they were driving trucks...

Got to see the Stig’s trucker cousin… I love the stuff they do with the Stig… one show they had him in the background of the office making copies of his face… that’s just good clean fun there…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

indeed

sometimes I just toss this bitch across the room and then douse it in hot coffee just to see how the titanium rollcage and internal drain work

by mattyp on Feb 11, 2010 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I bet you are a real hit at parties "here dude, no it will totally work just hand it here"

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by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm ordering one of those

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 11, 2010 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

i don't get it

people are too hung up on mfg names when it comes to PCs. what matters is the hardware inside

and that toshiba i posted for VEP would rock the best t400 that i found for $200 less

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

for most manufacturers I would agree,

but apple (and lenovo, I think) still design and engineer their own laptops—build quality is a real, valid concern, and in laptops it’s considerably more important than it is for desktops.

by DanUpBaby on Feb 11, 2010 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

apple is different

(though they are trending in the opposite direction)

but as far as i can tell, the elite thinkpad is gonna have an intel processor, ati gpu, intel wnic, etc. i doubt most of the components are lenovo built

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not talking about the internals

I’m talking about the parts I touch, carry around, use to navigate and type, etc.

by DanUpBaby on Feb 11, 2010 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

ah

i’m talking about the components vital to the operation of the computer. the most important part imo

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

they're important

but I’ve found, now that I don’t play anything except Baseball Mogul anymore, and now that computers are so much faster than they once were, that the differences between them are increasingly less important to me. On a laptop I’m more concerned with the keyboard/trackpad than I am the processor.

by DanUpBaby on Feb 11, 2010 1:38 AM EST up reply actions  

def stick with macs, then

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 1:49 AM EST up reply actions  

don't get a freakin' fujitsu siemens then

I bought one of those and letters started falling off the keyboard within less than a year.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:57 AM EST up reply actions  

oh man

and hdmi output

i wish i were in the market for a laptop. that thing is so much better than what i have and only $150 more than what i paid a year and a half ago

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

this post is totally in the wrong place

i imagine this is very confusing

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by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

For the vast majority of users, the hardware inside any laptop is pretty close to equivalent

If you’re getting a laptop, you’ve already decided that hardware isn’t your main priority. VEP might be a rare exception (obviously he’s planning on getting a new machine because his old one isn’t powerful enough), but most people’s computing needs just don’t warrant much more than what you can get inside a crappy $600 laptop.

There is no question, however, that the software is different. You can argue whether it’s a better OS or not, but there’s only one legal way to get OS X, and for a lot of people, that’s worth a lot (roughly the extra $200 or so you spend to get an equivalent Mac). VEP already uses a Mac, so he’s presumably familiar with that tradeoff.

For the record, while I like my MBP quite a bit, I only have it because a grant paid for it (thanks taxpayers!), and I won’t be buying a Mac next time around when it’s my money.

by brackenthebox on Feb 11, 2010 7:16 AM EST up reply actions  

For the record, while I like my MBP quite a bit, I only have it because a grant paid for it (thanks taxpayers!)

I think I speak for my American friends here when I say “Lawn. Off.”

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 8:03 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks Monk.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Feb 11, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

My computer right now takes 3 hours to run a pretty simple query (although it’s joining 5 tables with >2 million rows in some of them, so I can see why it might take that long). When I got it new, it was fast, but I have so much useless shit on it and have dropped it so much that it’s pretty much worthless now.

I definitely need a laptop though, so I’ll probably go for a macpro.

by vivaelpujols on Feb 11, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

get a dell

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 11, 2010 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Just don't let gdm hear about it if you do.

Actually maybe he just ended it all after dealing with his…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

if gdm had a macbook he'd be complaining about something else

that’s what he does.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 11, 2010 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm just trying to protect

VEP from the deluge of bitching he’d open himself up to if he went with a Dell…

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I won't stand for this slandering of gdm's name

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 11, 2010 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

because you're sitting?

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 11, 2010 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

It's not slander if it's true...

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by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

that also

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 11, 2010 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

You people are being *'s

don’t make me hunt you down and kill you

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 11, 2010 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

the truth hurts.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 11, 2010 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

You started it.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

no you did.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 11, 2010 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

nuh uh

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

uh huh

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 11, 2010 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought we had a consensus here

everything is Cody’s fault

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 11, 2010 2:06 AM EST up reply actions  

if there wasn't a poll, it's all speculation.

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 11, 2010 2:18 AM EST up reply actions  

More likely he would run himself down instead

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

if you're going mfg built

i’d try to stick to toshiba, asus or maybe sony

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

the new macbook is pretty great, girlfriendup bought one when they came out

I love the new apple keyboards (though I’m stuck on the last macbook without one), and I could tell the difference in build quality between the new unibody macs and my own—it seems really solid. Aside from the OS (I’m a macintosh fan from way back) what sells me on apple’s laptops are the trackpads, which are so good I can’t use mice anymore. Lots of space, and the two-finger scrolling is the only way to read VEB flamewars.

That said, I don’t recommend macs to everybody, at least as a knee-jerk reflex. I find myself better able to get things done in OS X, but if you have no complaints with windows and are focused on something apple doesn’t do yet—blu-ray, bigger or smaller screens, gaming, etc.—the apple design/engineering/OS might not be worth the premium to you, whatever it is at this point.

by DanUpBaby on Feb 11, 2010 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

did anyone see

that CHONE has projections for mcgwire?

"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."

by prophetjohn on Feb 11, 2010 2:08 AM EST reply actions  

20 dingers

thats awesome

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Feb 11, 2010 2:25 AM EST up reply actions  

DId they just copy Giambi's from Colo

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by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 2:35 AM EST up reply actions  

4 HBP

I’m still amazed he’s going to manage to play 108 games as a DH for a NL club. Add to that the 4 HBP and you’ve got one hell of a season.

by WizardofOz1982 on Feb 11, 2010 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Kazuo Matsui had an Anal Fissure that made him miss TWO WEEKS in 08

that still makes me laugh

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by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 2:58 AM EST reply actions  

Nice capitalization there...

Way to draw attention to it.

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by ducttape16 on Feb 11, 2010 3:07 AM EST up reply actions  

"You have an anal fissure?"

“Yes, but he’s anal fishin’ at the moment…”

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 11, 2010 5:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy joke.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Feb 11, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't everyone have an anal fissure?

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

no

which is why so many are full of…

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 11, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I was going for the glacier sense, you went yellowstone I see what you did there

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 11, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

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you’re welcome

I am the Batman .
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Feb 12, 2010 1:43 AM EST reply actions  

It was a serious situation

Belief that success is inevitable is as likely to hold you back as a belief that it is impossible.

by TomCat009 on Feb 12, 2010 5:55 AM EST up reply actions  

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