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Super New Hot Stove Thread - Featuring 50% more absurd ideas!



Hey guys,

SInce the old thread has fallen off of the main thread, I thought it might be a good idea to start a new hot stove thread. I will also add some new thoughts and terrible proposals that I think will garner us no fewer than 7 (yes, 7) world series titles:

Boog and reliever to Pittsburgh for Doumit and salary relief

- Doumit would be a great backup catcher and I know he can play the infield a little

Sign Bobby Jenks

-nothin says epic bullpen like a crazy guy with glasses bordering on insanity/high blood pressure (see: Motte, Jason)

Sign Orlando Hudson

-seriously. I realize it won't happen at this point, but it makes so much more sense to put him at second and use Skip as a utility player. Alas, Ima too stoopid to be Cardinal exec

Pujols to the Angels for Morales, Trout, and Kendrick

-KIDDING!!!!!!

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