Just One More Thing
It's been an oddly eventful offseason to this point. I say oddly because it isn't just that the Cardinals have made a relatively large number of moves already, it's that the moves they have made haven't really been the ones we were expecting going in. To wit, I would like everyone out there who predicted the Cards would sign Lance Berkman to play the outfield to kindly raise their hands. Alright, now just the people who aren't lying. See, that's what I thought.
That's not to make a qualitative judgement about the Berkman deal one way or the other, mind you; I'm actually somewhat excited at the prospect of seeing how the 2011 edition of the Cardinal lineup works out. I do realise the defense will almost have to be viewed between our collective fingers, but still. We saw the Run Suppression Show last season, and it was all kinds of frustrating. At the very least, I think the 2011 Cardinals will give us plenty of cheap drinks courtesy Mobil On The Run. Sure, most of those serious numbers will be accompanied by an opponent's score of equal gravitas, but maybe it'll be fun watching our team lose in differing fashion.
The Ryan Theriot deal was unexpected, both because Theriot himself was not really on the radar and because I don't think very many of us thought the organisation could possibly be serious about replacing Brendan Ryan before Skip Schumaker. Well, surprise! Signing Jake Westbrook to an extension was all sorts of expected, nearly to the point of being dull, to be quite honest. Of course, it's also probably the only move so far which made the team almost indisputably stronger, so there's that I suppose.
I expected the Cards to sign Orlando Hudson. I really did. With the whole deal between he and the Twins about arbitration, I thought it was a no-brainer. Tony La Russa loves experienced, veteran players, the Cardinals have a significant need at second base, and Hudson fulfills both of those prerequisites beautifully. He's even pretty good. Not as good as he was five years ago, but still. Now, barring some bizarro-world shenanigans which leave the O-Dog standing in a soup line (said shenanigans apparently knocking Hudson back to the thirties), come the second week of March, it appears the Cards are not going to be signing the player I thought to be the path of least resistance. Oh, well. This sportswriting thing is an inexact science, you know.
The net effect of all this early, unsettling movement is to leave us with essentially four months left until baseball begins in earnest and virtually nothing else to look forward to happening. If the offseason is the Hot Stove, we are now entering the rest period you afford a roast for carryover heat to subside and stop cooking your hunk of beast. Sure, said carryover means the temperature may continue to go up for a little while longer, but let's face it: the actual work is all but done. Unfortunately, due to some poor planning on the cook's part, the roast is now done and the guests won't be arriving for another three hours or so.
Note from the author: you should all be glad I went with this metaphor, as opposed to the rather more extended metaphor I initially thought up, involving an afternoon delight with a partner you don't much like, which finished up a bit more quickly than you had would have preferred, and a dinner date not until seven. All with my typical level of uncomfortable detail. But no, I pulled back. Who says I don't have tact?
There will still be a few opportunities here and there for small, marginal moves to be made, of course. The Rule 5 draft is coming up, and I'll be attempting to preview a couple players I thought the Cards would do well to at least consider over at the RFT sometime today. There's still the matter of finding a suitable tandem partner for Trever Miller on the sinister side of the relief corps. There have been a couple options brought in already, but I certainly don't see any of the current competitors as prohibitive favourites to win a spot with the big club. (The Rule 5 draft and the lefty relief spot could actually end up somewhat related, come to think of it.) There is still, of course, the rather larger question of just what Brendan Ryan's future in St. Louis is. (Spoiler alert: it does not seem all that likely to include the manager telling Brendan he can go ahead and buy a house here as he did with Skippy a season or two ago.)
And that's really where I want you to cast your collective mind this morning, El Vivi Birders. If you could make just one more move this offseason, what would it be? No, you can't undo anything which has been done already. And it has to be at least somewhat reasonable. I won't place a dollar restriction on any moves, since I believe the Berkman deal has already put us into the land of the hypothetical, payroll-wise, but signing Cliff Lee is not an option.
So, what's it going to be? Would you make a move to solidify the bullpen? Lefty or righty? Back up the hot corner with someone relatively more experienced for when David Freese's ankles inevitably catch on fire in a low-speed collision? Still try to upgrade second base? Trade Colby Rasmus, hopefully for a Colby Rasmus type?
I'm well aware most any move still to be made at this point will almost assuredly be a marginal one. Then again, marginal moves not made in December have a way of becoming trades in July that cost you, oh, I don't know, Chris Perez. Or something like that, anyway.
So, you've got one more move to improve the team for the offseason. What's it going to be?
Oh, and one final note: you're allowed to say, "Sign Greg Zaun," would be your last move; however, you will be booed mercilessly for a lack of originality and Bryan Anderson may show up on your doorstep to kick you in the balls. (Or whatever girls have instead of balls; I'm not real familiar with what they've got going on down there.)
The Baron's Playlist for the 8th of December, 2010
"Hands" - The Dutchess and the Duke
"Green Bird" - Yoko Kanno
"Your Lucky Day in Hell" - Eels
"Red Right Hand" - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
"Ringfinger" - Nine Inch Nails
"Three to Get Ready" - The Dave Brubeck Quartet
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Also, Yoko Kanno.
(And a minor win for me today. I recognize 50% of the artists in the playlist!)
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
I'm somewhat surprised - no John Lennon or even his Beattles stuff,
in memory of his death 30 years ago today. Not that RB sticks to traditional fare in his musical tastes, at least those shown in his playlists. I don’t personally have any JL/Beattles stuff, but then I hear enough of it on RadioParadise.com to compensate.
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
What About one Down Three to Go by the Meatmen??
;=8)
My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cDTabpbFDo
My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O
Or even
I Just Shot John Lennon, by The Cranberries
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
I would be lying if I said that I wasn't listening to Mind Games before work.
Suffice it to say, the Strawberry Fields memorial in Central Park is going to be exponentially more crowded than it is usually today.
Thirty years…
(I’ve always loved that particular interview/animation)
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
Heh...
Yoko Kanno is not Yoko Ono…
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
by TBender on Dec 8, 2010 9:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just reread all of these notes...
Nevermind…
/stillnotawake.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
Īe mondai
Also, one could say Cowboy Bebop is not Bebop…
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
But one could not say that it is not awesome.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Rec'd
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
That's not safe for anything.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
you don't think that would make the playlist?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Heard on the radio
that John Lennon’s favorite soup was ham, but later in his life he decided “to give peas a chance.” Badumpum.
SD
Bengie Molina
I was in favor of it as soon as I saw it on MLBTR. It almost wouldn’t matter if he stunk.
Not one, but TWO Molinas in the clubhouse? Mercy… they’d do bad things to the post-game spread.
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
i've been crying for this move forever
i am pretty sure it won’t happen, given salary considerations and the fact that Bengie wants to start but i am pleasantly surprised by the FO even considering this
still doesn’t negate the Theriot/Skip/Boog bullshit though, not even close
but not only would two Molinas be great though, I really want to have a player named Bengie on the team.. besides, imagine the three-way hugs, the Pujols-Molinas sandwich and the smiles in the dugout and brandon phillips never daring to utter another word about the Cardinals ever again. we’d win all brawls if anyone is ever stupid enough to start shit with us again
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
It'd be the Maggi seasoning
that brought the man stew to perfection.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
not to be confused with the box office flop
2 Molinas 1 Lineup
1.14.10, the day I went green.
by njnick on Dec 8, 2010 12:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ideally after hammering some things out in the minors
I don’t really see this happening as some team will probably give him a ML offer.
I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
He's lost four MPH off his fastball,
and he can’t find the strike zone at all. I’d rather have Brian Tallet.
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
I immediately regretted saying it after I posted it.
I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
by martimeryard on Dec 8, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
I’d rather have Brian Tallet.
I could see this becoming a rather effective pejorative.
“Jesus man, your girlfriend is ROUGH. I’d rather have Brian Tallet!”
“How are the ribs?”
“Shit, man; I’d rather have Brian Tallet….”
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Dec 8, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
My doctor says I have....
I’d rather have brian tallet
Just win
by The Duke on Dec 8, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
First of all
good to see you hear as the the sun is rising.
I’d be focused on getting a closer. We haven’t talked much about Franklin, but if they have serious designs on going to the World Series, I’d get a real closer. I’d like to see Bobby Jenks brought in or perhaps trade for Heath Bell. Why not Ryan and a pitcher for Bell. I’d even accept Fuentes which might be an even better fit given the arms we have in bullpen right now.
Finally, I know everyone hates him, but I would bring back Suppan as the spot starter/long relief in case we have an injury. Lest we all forget, Garcia is at risk of a bad season after his big innings total last year and Wainwright had a bad wing at the end of the season. Can’t hurt to have some reliable backups in place.
Just win
Bring on someone like Jenks or Bell would be interesting
and as much as I doubt that would happen because of $$, it would probably nullify signing Jeff Suppan, or a Jeff Suppan type, as someone like McClellan would be shifted to long relief. That’d be a sick right handed relief corps though.
I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
i like the looks of our young arms
i think we can find a closer among them.
if we have money, find a way to turn it into a 2b/3b
Fire John Mozeliak
I think we already have a closer in the system
Adam Reifer should get a look this spring. He has high strikeout rates and a decent K:BB ratio.
I'd love to trade for Bell
but I suspect they’ll want a little too much for him. I suspect something like Sanchez plus another viable prospect in return. That’s probably not something I’d want to trade, really.
I’d probably do Jay for Bell, though.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Dec 8, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
Sign Pujols extension
and don’t trade Boog!
Well, that’s two moves.
Your 2011 St. Louis Cardinals: Rasmus 8, Holliday 9, Pujols 3, Berkman 7, Freese/Craig 5, Molina 2, Theriot 4, pitcher, Ryan 6
by gocards62 on Dec 8, 2010 7:27 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Nope...
one move, and one non-move. Still counts – and I am in full support!
Jimmy Ballgame for 2011 RFer!!!
thirded
"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.
I wouldn't count the Pujols extension as a "move" per se...
although it is easily the most important deal that needs to be brokered, I feel as though it exists in a realm all by itself.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions
i agree with bengie.
Sign aaron miles. Hehe
by ADMDrayson on Dec 8, 2010 7:28 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Can Miles Catch??
;=8)
My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O
Cow chips. Yes.
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
Fat Elvis
Raises hand
Well not really. But I actually thought there was a good chance of signing him. With a ground ball pitching coach, you can afford a bit of weakness in the outfield. We won the series with Duncan, didn’t we?
Can’t say that I would make any more additions outside of the backup catcher. I would rather keep some flexibility if there is extra room in the budget. The one change I would make from what is already planned is to keep Boog at short, have Theriot play second, and have skip on the bench for the outfield. Hopefully, things will pan out that way in Spring training.
They won right after they built the new stadium in '06.
So they should start building another one on the empty lot. Success!
Too stupid and sissy-like to say that you want out.
You make the eyes of a million girls and think you'll make them shout.
by The Continental on Dec 8, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
speaking of 06
i decided to watch the final out just cuz.
hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
Ditto
And besides… Wasn’t Jimmy Ballgame patrolling CF + half of little Dunkie’s spot? Or have I lost my mind?
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
My main point was...
that with a pitching staff that focuses on getting ground balls, we can afford a shoddy outfielder if he can rake. If we can get a vlad-like comeback out of him, some gaffes out there can be overlooked. Of course, I would rather see boog at short to help prevent anything more than necessary reaching him…
yeah, the dude can flat out hit, I'm excited for next season!
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Rather boring, but I think it's what needs to be done...
Sign Orlando Hudson.
(Also, keep Brendan Ryan and…sigh…hold on to Skip as the 4th/5th OF)
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
Wait out the market for Hudson
If Hudson is willing to sign a 1 year- 3MM deal then try and give Skip away for a PTBN in a salary dump.
Instant improvement for about the same price. Obviously this hinges on Hudson agreeing to play for 3MM but the market for him seems very cold at this moment.
...or this.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 9:37 AM EST up reply actions
Why wouldn't the team who'd take Skip for a PTBN just sign Hudson instead for about the same price?
by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 8, 2010 9:46 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe they want a 4th outfielder?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Dec 8, 2010 9:47 AM EST up reply actions
Because...
Sabean…?
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 9:47 AM EST up reply actions
They need more groundballs hit to opposing second basemen?
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
by Rejuvenile on Dec 8, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Because Orlando Hudson doesn't want to play there?
Gosh, that was simple.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
we need to
just decide that the $2.7 M we’re paying Skip is a sunk cost and try to make the most out of him. Electing not to go w/ Hudson at 2nd, or to move Theriot to 2nd so that we can play Ryan at SS simply b/c we’ve committed money to Skip is a poor move. It’s why they extricated Kennedy from the roster a couple of years ago. He stunk and we decided it didn’t matter if we had to eat the money, we couldn’t abide having him play every day for us. We need to make the same decision w/ Skip. Make him a 4th or 5th OF. Eat his salary and give him away to anyone who wants him. Whatever. He has no business playing 2B every day on a contending team.
by chuckb on Dec 8, 2010 9:53 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I don't disagree,
but TLR has defiantly defended Skip, pointing to his .270 batting average. There is also a reason that Ryan is being shown the door over Schumaker. It seems to have more to do with intangibles than talent and value.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
There no such intangibles.
Unless Ryan is secretly Milton Bradley.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 8, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
That Milton Bradley trade worked out swimmingly for Seattle.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 8, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
the thought of Boog pulling some of Milton Bradley's stunts just made me laugh
“And what’s this? Brendan Ryan, the hot-tempered Cardinals shortstop, has now hurled a bottle into the stands and is jawing with a crazed section of fans. Oh, look at this! The jersey is coming off!”
FWIW, Skip has been a more than useful batter in the past. . .
An ability to put up a 360ish OBP, which Skip has done 3 of the last 4 years, is a valuable skill.
by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 8, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
And he's eminently useless in the field
He’s absolutely no better than a 1 win player and, quite probably, he’s essentially a replacement level player. A .360 OBP is fine, but when coupled w/ an ISO < .100, he’s just not that valuable offensively. Couple that with baseball’s worst defense at the keystone and the fact that he’ll be 31 in 2 months…what’s really to like?
He also has the ability to hit for zero power
Play terrible defense, and have the occasional replacement level year.
i like herion - prophetjohn
Well, as Slim Shady said
there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
If Hudson is willing to sign a 1 year, $3m deal
why is anyone going to take Skip Schumaker and his 1 year, $2.75m contract, in a salary dump???
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Dec 8, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
valid point
really, skip just needs to be cut. we did it with kennedy, and he was making more money and coming off a better season. we couldnt get anyone to trade anything for him, so no way any team is going to give us anything for skip.
Skip would be a great 25th man
If he wasn’t making 2.75M
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no reason, I just can’t emotionally afford to lose BOOG & Skip in the same year.
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Winter of Pujols
I think the major move left is to sign al. I really wish they would just give anderson the back up catching job. Zaun would be ok and so would benjie, but need to start saving money some where. What I would really like to see is the team to just keep boog, sign a loogy, and have who ever is the long man be able to at least look like a starter when called in to duty. If the latter means going out and signing some one do it. At this point no one I am really high on for pitching, the key is to look for value.
"Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero"
by elirock83 on Dec 8, 2010 9:42 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I agree re Anderson
Give him a shot. If he fails miserably, in the limited ABs and innings he is going to be given, you can always pick up a veteran in July. Why waste money on an aging vet?
But that being said, it is clear that the organization is going to bring in someone else.
If the team can afford Zaun there really isn't a good reason not to do it, especially if it's a one-year deal.
If one of your catchers gets hurt, then you still have Bryan Anderson waiting in the wings. If not, hopefully Anderson proves to someone that he deserves a real chance on a 25 man roster for more than 3 weeks. If I learned anything from last season, it’s that depth is a good thing to have.
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" -Isaac Asimov
The site Dan linked to in the previous article convinced me.
This team needs to bring its z-game.
Too stupid and sissy-like to say that you want out.
You make the eyes of a million girls and think you'll make them shout.
by The Continental on Dec 8, 2010 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Funny Article...
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AmrOryF.LregYF8I5P87RdlDubYF?slug=lc-haynesworthshanahan120710
Mentions the DC sports Black hole: $ 100 million for Albert Haynesworth, $77 million for Jaromir Jagr, $111 million for Gilbert Arenas, and $126 million for Werth. Who says there isn’t wasteful Washington spending??
:=8/
My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O
That's easy, Baron
If you could make just one more move this offseason, what would it be?
Resign Pujols. Done.
by JWO on Dec 8, 2010 9:49 AM EST reply actions 6 recs
+1
Mulder’s role: Pick up balls in the bullpen. Until he re-re-injures his shoulder.
Duncan’s role: The biggest bat-boy in baseball. Main advantage: Assistance in bench-clearing brawls. Until he re-re-injures his back.
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
Maybe take turns spelling Fredbird during August hot spells
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
i have no idea why it took all day for this to go greenage
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
I want him to re-sign.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
YOUR MOM WANTS HIM TO RE-SIGN
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I hope she's in the will.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Adrian Beltre
My first choice is B. Molina, but that one’s been taken. As much as I really really want Mr. Freese (brrrr!) to make it a season without having to visit the Urgentcare, I just don’t see it.
Honi soit qui mal y pense.
Boras is his agent.
Also, see Seattle Mariners December 17, 2004 and his production thereafter in respect to the contract received. Now, imagine what that contract would look like six years later after another walk year performance.
Does not compute.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Also
I think we can all agree that we would rather not see ‘St. Louis Cardinals’ 3B Adrian Beltre placed on 60-day DL due to bleeding in testicle’ in our news feed.
I do like Beltre, but he’s out of our price range and we would be wise to avoid dealing with Boras again until after we re-sign Señor Pujols.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
Effin' Scott Boras
If no one signs he of the formerly bleeding testicle, Boras might go for one of those “one year and wait” deals he has pulled before. But, yeah, that news feed horror would haunt our nightmares for seasons to come.
Honi soit qui mal y pense.
Making it
two-in-a-row for one-year-and-wait deals for Beltre.
by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 8, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
thats a big IF
im pretty sure beltre is going to get at least 4 years. i honestly dont know why the bosox dont re-sign him and put youk in left. its not there are very high defensive standards for playing LF for them.
Guess I need to be that asshole, so....
Adrian Beltre’s production in Seattle more than merited his contract. He was the best or 2nd best defensive 3B in the majors for about 5 years, whilst putting up reasonable offensive numbers in a right-handed-hitters’ graveyard.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Dec 8, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Adendum
I wouldn’t sign him, though.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Dec 8, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
I was being sarcastic
He’s been that way for some time now. But I read that article, and my head wanted to explode…
Why, exactly?
I’m not sure that that’s not what the organization is doing. I hope he’s wrong but I’m not sure why that makes him an ass.
have you listen to him talk?
Guy’s a racist asshole, and an idiot to boot. I had to stop listening to his show before he got let go, I also had stop reading his articles. Which is why i can’t answer if he is an ass in that article or not. Because I know it is has not subsidence and is only designed to rile feathers. He is like Howard Stern. His MO is getting people upset.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
I'm sorry
“racist asshole” is something I should not have said on this blog.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
Although I've certainly gotten a racist vibe from Burwell before,
I don’t really get it from that article- more a vibe that he continues to be a moron.
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
like i said
I’m not going to read it. I’m just going to assume it’s designed to piss people off. And rather than get upset, and not based in any fact. I’m going to ignore it.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
That's my M.O., too.
I gave him a chance and listened to him a few times. He quickly proved to be quite dim, so he received the “tune-out” treatment. I did the same with a few other local sportscasters. Hadley. And especially Cusamano. When I see his face or hear his voice, I can’t find the “off” button quick enough. Should I have said that in a public forum? Oh, well. If I’m “whacked” in the next few days. VEB nation will know why. ;)
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
Burwell is simply asinine.
That article isn’t as melodramatic as most of the material he turns in, but I think calling him a journalistic asshole would be more accurate.
Stephen A. Smith could probably use him on one of his various radio programs that are repeatedly getting canceled. Not that Burwell would bring in more listeners, but rather to have Stephen A. Smith arbitrarily raise his voice at him.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
Bryan Burwell makes Stephen A. Smith look like Walter Cronkite.
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
+ a Jupiter-sized 1!
Where are the Walter Cronkites of sports broadcasting? There are a few folks at the news desk that still have scruples, but sports broadcasting is pervaded by ass-clowns! Bring down the clowns!
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
I'm not sure Burwell can possibly be bad enough to do that.
I seriously, seriously dislike Stephen A. Smith.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Burwell will never get a fair shake in this town
b/c of the perceived racism angle. That being said, he’s a terrible writer and a worse radio host.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I just think he's a bad writer, yeah.
I haven’t seen enough race-related material by Burwell to make that kind of judgment. But Stephen A. Smith is clearly obsessed with race (or just cynically uses it as his schtick, either way it’s bad) and that really ticks me off.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
i half think that's the reason he has a job
stl seems like a relatively racist city. i think there’s an audience for that kind of conflict here
and is he the guy who got a teacher fired for commenting on an article or am i confused?
by YesWeOquendo on Dec 8, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Totally different guy
that was in the stl p-d news division.
I think he tries to be a Wiley/Wilbon type writer that can write about race and not sound racist. But he’s just a bad writer so sometimes he comes across as racist. But I sincerely doubt he hates or thinks that white people are less than him.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I thought it was Gordon getting a janitor fired.
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
by hazel on Dec 8, 2010 10:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
So it's happened more than once at the p-d?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
dunno, i wish we could ask goold though
that would be a fun conversation
by YesWeOquendo on Dec 8, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Effed up.
This is the story I was thinking of.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
i've just stopped reading bryan burwell all together
besides everything mentioned above, he’s just not a very good writer. he should only be allowed to write about football.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 8, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
same with gordon, i don't read anything those two idiots write
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
I think it's been proven many times over
that Burwell is une derriere-chapeau, but in this case he’s both an ass hat AND right, to a limited extent. Comparing the Pujols contract negotiations to the Jeter negotiations this year is ludicrous – the question on Pujols is whether the Cardinals can afford to pay him what he’s worth, while Jeter’s question is why anyone would pay him $4-8MM more per season than what he’s Werth on the field (the pun still works), especially after a five year stretch where they already overpaid him for his services.
I don’t think Pujols asking for $28-30MM per year is out of line (Solanus and I both think that he will get at least 7 WAR for the next 4-6 years), but Burwell is right in thinking the Cardinals may be balking at the amount of money that they’ll be able to commit to one player, however great. The tone of the negotiations is starting to sour ever so slightly, but I don’t think it’s as doom & gloom as Burwell is making it out to be.
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
why shouldn't the cardinals try to pay pujols less than $28-30 million?
and it is total speculation to assume Pujols is asking for $28-30 million…. he could be asking for $35 million for all we know
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
I have to say...
I think Bryan Burwell is a blowhard windbag of a journalist, and I typically avoid his articles like the plague… however, I did read this and was surprised that it wasn’t so bad as his normal hacktastic schlock. What’s that saying – something about the sun shining, and a dog….
I think there’s a valid point he makes in the “Management is trying ever so subtly to cover their rears in the event they can’t sign Pujols to an extension.”
Amaury Cazana for RF in 2011 - the legend will never die!
yep the Cardinals are the ones that are being greedy here
they should be quick to hand out $28-30 million contracts and not be greedy… they should just cave in to Pujols’ demands
he just said we shouldn’t do what the Yankees did to Jeter? Uh, I believe if the Yankees did what you want them to do, they’d be on the hook for four years at $24 million for an agining, declining, and terrible defensive SS
so this piece of crap article is why all my friends kept mentioning how ESPN rumors had “Cards preparing for life after Pujols”
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
In the Oct. 7 main thread....
Put Berkman in LF, move Holliday to RF….
by Willie McGee’s Twin on Oct 8, 2010 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions
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But just because I wanted it to happen didn’t mean I predicted it — I actually thought Berkman would be too expensive and would want at least a two-year deal.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 8, 2010 9:57 AM EST reply actions
If it goes badly, this is all on you...
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
No idea.
Just getting the blame ready in advance.
Wait, is today a positive or negative VEB day?
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
It's a Red Baron Day
So charming and wistful.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Dec 8, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Putting your dick in a toaster . . .
is that charming or wistful?
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
by azruavatar on Dec 8, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
c.) all of the above
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
toaster : charming
tomato : wistful
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Dec 8, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
VEP wanted us to sign Berkman too
I thought it was desperately unlikely and was against it because I thought it’d have to be 2 years and north of $20m. For 1 year, $7m, I’m all for it.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Dec 8, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
I kinda wanted to do the same thing with Cust
Who is cheaper, could also hit really good, and could probably play not completely awful outfield defense. And with a decent probability of injury. Did I mention he would have been cheaper?
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
But don't get me wrong
Berkman is way better and I’m really excited about signing him.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Cuts is worse than Berkman at defense IMO'
i like herion - prophetjohn
by vivaelpujols on Dec 8, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
I would guess so too but I don't know as much about Cust.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I wanted Cust last year as one of the pieces I'd have gone for instead of Holliday
but then again I’m a cheap bastard, so…
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Dec 10, 2010 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Dump Skip Schumaker at your peril
Seriously why does this guy get so much hatin? Looking at his stats 3 and a half seasons, you have to say that 2010 is an outlier, his offense more than makes up for his defensive issues at second base. Worth 2.5 oWAR in 2010.
On the subject of his terrible, horrifying contract which is single handedly dragging the team into a cess pit of oblivion… its $2.7mil, thats it, let me put that into context. Matt Holliday gets $2mil for winning an MVP, so does Albert Pujols. Ryan f’n Franklin makes that much next year and he’s not exactly irreplacable.
Dumping Skippy is basically betting against common sense and statistics, saying that he is going to get worse as a player, just because.
Keep Schumaker, Sign Pujols to an extension, ???, Profit
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
2.5 oWAR in 2009. not 2010.
skip was worth 0.6 oWAR in 2010. that’s people’s problem with him. and quite frankly, i think it’s justified. there is nothing to say that 2009 wasn’t the fluke. Skip had a decent 1.5 oWAR in 2008, and I think that’s the player he is. i don’t see any reason he will put up 2-3 oWAR in the future.
ignore defensive issues entirely for a moment: skip has done nothing positive offensively in his career except hit .300. he is not an on-base machine- he typically has a decent on base percentage, but it’s driven by his batting average, not a lot of walks. he has little to no power- in his best full season, his ISO was .104. in 2008 and 2009, we’ve seen skip to be what he really is, if he’s playing well, which is an almost exactly league-average hitter (OPS+ 102 both years).
as an outfielder, that’s one thing if you’re playing center well- it beats league average there considerably. however, skip is blocked in center (and i don’t think any of us have LOVED skip’s defensive in center field anyway), and his bat just doesn’t project in a corner spot, where he is below league average. not to mention, for a good, winning team, you want your players to be ABOVE league average everywhere if you can help it.
so instead, skip was moved to second base, a place where his bat (at least the 2008-2009 variety) DOES sit above league average. however, even at its best, skip’s bat does not SIGNIFICANTLY outperform league average at second. if we then have a player who plays slightly below league average defense, we have just about an average player at second base (which, i will note, is not always the easier thing to find), for a pretty low price. does his bat “make up for his defense”, like you stated? yes, i guess, if we’re talking about restoring him to league average, but he is no weapon at second base because of his bat.
now, i don’t think any of us are particularly happy with the cardinals featuring a almost exactly league average player in a spot where we could see significant improvement, but it’s tolerable. however, what is NOT ok is if skip’s bat falls off, like it did in 2010. we are now playing a significantly below average offensive player, even for second base, a typically low offense spot. in addition, we are putting a weak defensive player out in the field for a pitching staff focused on getting as many ground balls as possible. this doesn’t make any sense.
so- if we want to keep skip at 2B, we are essentially betting he regains his almost exactly league average form, and basically stops HURTING the team. he still is not really adding anything, even at his best. on the other hand, we can replace skip with a player (i’ll use orlando hudson as an example) who has been better than skip both offensively and defensively for EVERY YEAR we have a legitimate comparison for the two players.
Save Boog
i'm on the "give skip a chance" bandwagon
but this was probably the most well put argument against Schumaker staying on the team that I’ve seen
I’d still say he is going to get at least 1 WAR which is better than nothing – naturally it’s worse than Hudson, but the Cardinals won’t be spending anymore money so might as well keep him
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
Thank you thank you thank you
This is my position almost exactly.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Aside from Schumaker's average offense,
the real problem is that he is one of the worst defenders in the league, at a position that our team relies of heavily. As I wrote in a fanpost, playing Skip Schumaker at second instead of Theriot will result in a team-wide increase in ERA of something like 0.15 runs. His defense will undoubtedly cost us more than two games, and his offense just isn’t good enough to make up for that fact.
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
His offense emphatically does not make up for his fielding.
The guy is a butcher at 2nd base and is only a useful player when he’s at the top of his offensive game which isn’t all that high to begin with (w/in a few points of league average). When Skip doesn’t hit he’s BAD! Both Skip and The Riot have dropped the past three seasons WAR-wise, but The Riot started higher and hasn’t wound up as low (though the drop has been more precipitous) which to me suggests a higher overall talent level overall to begin with. The organization really needs to make a decision between the two and Boog, and Skip with his inability to field at an important fielding position has rendered himself the least useful of the group. It’s not hate, it’s just honest appraisal of the available evidence.
So, the organization has three routes to take:
- Proceed like this season was an aberration and hope he bounces back offensively while wearing his bad defense and moving other pieces (Boog to the bench or out of the org or something).
- Use him as a bench guy in the OF and occasionally at 2nd.
- See what they can fetch for him in a swapperoo.
I say three is the best option. He’s not a 2nd baseman and treating him like the starter there is foolish, and he’s not a better option in the OF than Jay or Craig off the bench. So… see what he’s worth to some other team. Play Boog at SS and hope he rebounds with the bat, The Riot at 2nd, and hope he also rebounds, and Greene as the backup and hope he can blossom. A lot of hoping there but given the evidence at hand those are the most reasonable hopes from where I sit.
VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009
by redbirdnation8206 on Dec 8, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
except he can throw and is a better fill in for bman in right
than jaybird or the craigen
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
He was never a good outfielder either.
Jay probably is and Craig wouldn’t be a late inning defensive replacement anyway.
VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009
by redbirdnation8206 on Dec 9, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
Agree - the in-house options Greene, Descalso seem to be on par with the best of Skip. In house would save some $$ as well.
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
he is a horrible defender
even if he somehow clicks at second and improves all the sudden, I still don’t think he’ll be average. in all likelihood he will still be a horrible defender, and he’s not a good enough hitter to make up for it. he’d have to have more power.
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Thats a good idea
I quite like that one. If we could get him reasonably cheap, and TLR uses his extreme platoon split properly, I’d be for it.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Dec 8, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
i'd be all for this
Drop Schu, have Theriot start 2B, Ryan at SS, and TGreene as backup middle infielder with Hall at 3B while subbing some other positions
(I just realized dropping schu = more playing time for my weird man crush on Tyler Greene – and Greene is higher in my book than Schu so adios Skip!)
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Trade Skip Schumaker+Jon Jay
to the Royals for Alex Gordon. Break camp with Adron Chambers as back up CF and an infield of Gordon/Freese, Boog, Theriot, Mang- above average at almost every position to complement a pitching staff with a 50% gb rate.
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
Alternatively:
Draft Brad Emaus or Marquez Smith in the rule 5.
Both are 3B’s in AAA. Both are right-handed. Smith has above-average power, with possible 30 HR potential, but he’s stockier and probably plays worse D. Emaus has an excellent eye and his K/BB has averaged around 1.0 each of his years in the minors. He’s a 2B/3B and he doesn’t have all that much power (well, he did hit 15 HRs in 2010). Sort of Ruben Gotay with seemingly higher upside.
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
If I were running the Cards...
I’d just draft someone out of the Cubs org every year as a standard operating practice.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
Well it's not like they're bursting at the seams with talent.
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
I like Emaus a lot more than Smith
Younger, doubles power, solid defense, good eye at the plate.
I can live with a 10-12 HR third baseman if he’s hitting 40 doubles and getting on at a .360 clip. In fact, that’s pretty much what I expected from David Freese.
All that said, isn’t Matt Carpenter pretty much Brad Emaus?
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
You really think the Royals would do that deal for Gordon?
I don’t think that they would. Selling high on Jay would be good, but I would think they’d want a prospect instead of Schumaker, who really doesn’t have a place on their roster as I look at it.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
They might
They seem to have absolutely zero confidence in his ability as a baseball player.
i like herion - prophetjohn
They obsessed over Jeff Francoeur for what, years?
They might do that trade.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
please explain what the appeal would be for those two guys?
just that they would be a low cost gamble?
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
So we can help Gaudin's dream of being cut by every major league team?
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
heh
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
They are average major league starting pitchers (2 WAR pitchers)
Who can be had for free.
i like herion - prophetjohn
by vivaelpujols on Dec 8, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
What is up with all the horrible traffic today?
I literally had my car in park for 20 mins on 70 downtown
Chain of Rocks was closed in both directions
Some trailer burned to smithereens.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Like in North Saint Louis?
It drove me crazy to sit in traffic forever and never see an accident
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
it's the bridge that comes in north of Granite City on 270
There was also an accident on 70 northbound just north of the 10th street on ramp around 7:45
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
That is probably what stopped me
I was on 55N towards downtown and just stopped once 55 turned into 70.
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
It diverted a ton of traffic from north onto 55/70
and since it happened at 5am it killed the typical rush hour.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
You get that tweet I met Dan Henderson
He was kind of a douche
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
No I didn't
That’s cool (that you met him) but also kind of unsurprising (that he’s a douche). I just wonder how much longer he’ll keep fighting. Dude is old.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
The tight dragon shirt did not impress me
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
I really want his Signature Tapout shirt for Christmas
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
NOT ANYMORE!!!
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
by TomCat009 on Dec 8, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Radio silence
#cardinals gm john mozeliak said by phone theyre going on “radio silence” about pujols $. no word about albert talks henceforth.
Keep this in mind when you read MLBTR headlines that are echoing tweets or snippets from columns.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
They can try to gon on "radio silence"...
but there will be leaks all over the place. Julian Assange is actually preparing a big release of stuff on this right now.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
"Radio silence"
Perhaps they are falling back to the War Room.

I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We're in trouble if everyone's sorry.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
No matter the outcome, I present a visual representation of Dan Lozano after Pujols ultimately signs.
1) Substitute Lozano for Slim Pickens.
2) Replace bomb with stacks of hundred dollar bills.
3) Leave cowboy hat for maximum comedic effect.

I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Ha. Well done!
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here!
This is the War Room!
Classic, Classical.
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
They're giving all the FO people at the Winter Meeting emergency packs just in case.
Shee-oot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
so,
negotiations have begun?
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
talked about talking.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
not sure if already posted, but
the cubs apparently signed carlos pena for 1yr/10 million …overpay much? now i’m kind of glad we got berkman for [only] 8 million
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
It's never a good thing...
when you’re looking up at Mark Reynolds in the batting average column.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
HFS
Lance Berkman has never had a season as bad as Pena’s 2010
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
That's a bit of an overpay...
relative to the Berkman deal. Not sure if they had to pay a premium or if we got a deal.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
apparently pena wanted a 2/3 year deal
boras probably made the cubs overpay to get him for only one year….could this be hinting at an attempt to sign pujols?
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Dec 8, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
wat
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
So the Mark Reynolds trade is just a preliminary move by Arizona to sign Pujols?
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
Actually it all started when Peter Angelos...
wired funds to the Rockies swiss bank account so they could overpay for Ty Wigginton… This will all come out at Assange’s rape trial.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
yes, sorry
hopefully we (cards) resign pujols (albert) this winter (before the 2011 season starts) so that we can laugh at the other teams (cubs)
/just got up and cant think straight
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Dec 8, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Jesse Ventura rec's this comment.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
Why, for being crazy conspiracy theory stuff?
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
the goldman sachs episode was pretty interesting
it was at least funny watching him barge into a meeting, surreal even
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Huh
Never seen his show, I just saw him appear on a couple of talk shows fairly recently. He seemed a little crazy to me. Like he had snapped a little.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
that's part of the marketing for the show
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
I can't imagine a former NAVY SEAL, Pro wrestler, and Minnesota politicain being insane.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Do you have any awesome marine stories?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
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"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Strike that anyway
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"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Bookmarked for when I'm not studying for a final
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I forgot
Sorry
Link
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
“i enjoy flag raising, long walks, and nothing resembling camouflage during wartime…”
“…only other me who are SURE, and no smokers”
by YesWeOquendo on Dec 8, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
totally normal person with every day experiences there
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
So, with Adam LaRoche still available
The Cubs overpay a guy who hit .197 last year to avoid giving him a long term contract?
Wow.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
Yeah, they appeared to be zeroing in on LaRoche
as recent as yesterday. Now, I’m curious what sort of contract they would’ve given him had they went that route.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
I'm wondering what Derrek Lee is going to get, too.
Too stupid and sissy-like to say that you want out.
You make the eyes of a million girls and think you'll make them shout.
by The Continental on Dec 8, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Sportscenter said he'll be good again b/c the Cubs have a good hitting coach.
I love logic.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Reportedly
the Nats are getting LaRoche.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think that's a bad deal
his 2010 was awful but I’d guess he’s got similar value to Berkman at 1B these days (maybe Berkman a little more) and they only paid $2m more than we did. It’s probably about right. I reckon Pena is a 2-3 WAR player still, and changing leagues will help.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Dec 8, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, but
konerko could have gotten that from several clubs (AZ, BAL, etc.) who else woulda offered pena 10 mil?
A lot of teams are just dumb then...
Pena projects 120ish ops+ with slightly below average defense or around 2 WAR. Even if he’s unplayable the Cubs are a rich team, he can’t wreck their season because they have no chance, and he comes off the books in 2012.
Konerko could very easily be replacement level starting next year.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
didn't they just file bankruptcy?
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
the tribune filed
the cubs are no longer owned by the tribune
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
that was the one
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
I sat in front of the Cubs' new owner
at a Blackhawk’s game the other night. He looked suprisingly, well, human.
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
I've heard from a mutual friend that Ricketts is a very nice guy
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Seemed like it.
Poor fellow just didnt know what he was doing. Maybe he was drunk when he bought the team. Pretty nice dude. We talked to him for a few minutes, mostly about hockey.
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
I dunno, I'm pretty excited by the amount of homers Dunn and Paulie could hit for them
time to go to more Sox games for me
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
+1
Living close to the park during the season is so great, hearing the fireworks, the neighborhood really comes alive when the sox are in town.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
They also added Dunn at a pretty huge cost, meaning that both 1B and DH are taken for the foreseeable future
Bad move structurally, too.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Dec 8, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'd trade Brendan Ryan for a Brendan Ryan-type
that way I can stop worrying about Brendan Ryan being traded.
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'" -Isaac Asimov
Paul Janisch?
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Dec 8, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Someone's gotta cook up a Ryan for Ryan trade fanpost now.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
there's a wwl article on how the cards could be 'prepping for life w/o pujols'
it’s an insider article (and i don’t have insider) but stuff like this is making me angry. pujols has said time & time again that he wants to be a cardinal.
hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
yeah, does anyone have insider and can tell us about that article?
apparently crasnick said the cardinals are working out deals already for trade packages for pujols at the deadline. that just sounds asinine to me, considering he has a NTC.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
AHEM.......
FESPN is full of asshats.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i know, but i'm getting flack from my buddy about it.
i hate people
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Well, I just gave you your response.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
yeah i'm just ignoring it now
he contends FESPN is a “credible” source. i give up.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
how is that asshat still employed as a sports writer
or as a writer in general?
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Give him the
heyman tweet, followed by anything that is printed is hyperbole, because both side said this wouldn’t be hashed out in the press. ESPN is talking out their asses to drive page views.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
no no, burwell KNOWS
he knows everything
except english
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
In a related story, have you heard
that Brett Favre twisted his pinkie toe getting out of bed today? WE MUST DISCUSS THIS AT LENGTH.
It helps when I think of Jon Heyman as Paul Heyman from WWF/WWE/WCW/Whoever he's working for now.
That way, everything seems like it’s SUPPOSED to be overhyped BS coming out of his mouth.
yeah i started with the heyman tweet.
sigh….its not worth it. really, its not worth wasting time even thinking about it until something actually happens
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Not much to it.
Speculation that Moze might (with a light hand) play up talk about life after Pujols, as a negotiating ploy. I think it’s got more of a basis in generating page clicks for ESPN than in reality.
Here's what Insider's Rumor Central has..(hint, nothing)
Could the Cards bow out on Pujols?
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Could the Cardinals be laying the groundwork for life without Albert Pujols?
The three-time National League MVP will be a free agent after next season and he undoubtedly will command astronomical numbers in upcoming contract talks.
That process took at least a small step forward when, according to Joe Strauss of the Post Dispatch, Cardinals general manager John Mozeliak met Monday with Dan Lozano, the agent for Pujols as a precursor to negotiations for a contract extension.
Bryan Burwell of the Post-Dispatch hints Wednesday that the Cardinals could bow out if Pujols is demanding $28 million to $30 million.
“The longer you listen to Cardinals officials who carefully broach the subject, the more it sounds like they are either trying to get you to start getting comfortable with the possible reality of life without Pujols in the not-so-distant future, or at the very least take the concept out for a little public stroll for their own prospective negotiating benefit,” Burwell writes.
- Doug Mittler
Stupid Sexy Flanders!!!
by timmycardinals on Dec 8, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
Half the "article" is someone else's bad "article"!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Ah!
Please don’t post Burwell quotes. I nearly read that!
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
Jesus Christ burwell needs an editor.
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
by hazel on Dec 8, 2010 10:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I think his first name is actually Bryan.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
Pujols for Ryan Howard?
Is this a legitimate possibility?
Wait.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
why is it making you angry?
The best player in baseball will be a FA next year. Until he’s signed, it is a story — incuding who might interested in signing him, whether it makes sense to trade him if his demands are too high, etc. etc.
How many times has a player said he wants to “be somehwere” only to later leave for the most money, or the “chance to win,” or whatever. It’s these people’s jobs to flesh out these stories, gather tidbits where they can, editorialize, speculate, drive readership and page hits.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 8, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
ARod: "I want to play for a winning team."
After signing the Rangers deal…
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
I'm going to be pissed
if he walks, and we get nothing.
I guess we’d get the picks for a Type A, but if AP and the Cards can’t work out a deal, AP needs to be willing to waive the NT clause, so we don’t get screwed.
Why does he "need" to waive it.
There’s no upside for him to waive it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
It's a moot point anyway
unless the Cards are completely out of the playoff race (unikely). It’s not like we’d trade Pujols before going into the home stretch and/or playoffs. Wed’ keep him and try to win and we’d still have the chance sign him to a deal after the season, including during the exclusive negotiating window.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 8, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
One might suggest that the front office has doubled down on winning in 2011.
Perhaps because of the cloudy future regarding Pujols.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Dec 8, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Good. They should be doubling down now.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 8, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
I have hesitated to bring this up, too,
but might Berkman be the starting first baseman in 2012, if the Cardinals can’t extend Pujols?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Dec 8, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
no
if Berkman hits well enough this year that we’d want him manning 1B next year, his asking price is going to go up a lot. some team will give him 3 years at 12 per or something (case in point: Paul Konerko). why would the Cards do that? If Albert leaves, signing people who are going to be over the hill well before Holliday’s contract is up is probably not the right way to go about building a contender.
Save Boog
supposedly..its a "gentleman's agreement" of sorts.
BS.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
What do you mean?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
my buddy insists that players will waive their NTC when they know the team can't afford to resign them so the team will not get screwed.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
If they feel like the team is screwing them by not getting a contract done,
I’d assume their attitude would be fuck the team.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Sign Lastings Milledge to a minor-league deal/NRI. . .
and get Lance Berkman a 2B glove, of course.
by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 8, 2010 11:12 AM EST reply actions
Berkman's LH
I know everyone can play 2nd but even that’s silly.
VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009
by redbirdnation8206 on Dec 8, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
That's just what he wanted you to think.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Why Not?
LaRussa has a history of it anyway. Anyone else look at Mike Squires page and think “My God he’s a left handed Aaron Miles”?
by WizardofOz1982 on Dec 8, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Trading Boog
The San Diego Padres tried to make a deal for Brendan Ryan, the Cardinals available shortstop, but weren’t able to find an initial match with the Cardinals. They remain interested if the Cardinals don’t find what they’re looking for elsewhere. The Colorado Rockies are eyeing Ryan as a potential utility player and Troy Tulowitzki backup, with the Baltimore Orioles dragging Ryan’s availability into their talks about landing Tampa Bay shortstop Jason Bartlett.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
SBN'd
I’m not quite sure what happened with that block quote, but the whole Goold piece is worth a read anyway, so have at it.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
it's good news to see a trade fall threw
that means we are at least placing some value on Boog.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
It made me curious.
What are the Cardinals “looking for” in return for Ryan?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
I would be curious too
He is a major league player, and a defensive wiz. So he has value. But with the everyday line up set and not many bench options open I would suspect they are looking for prospects.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
I knew this answer... Heard it via Leach, maybe(?)
Memory fail. IIRC, they do want a decent return. Will try to dig up better details.
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
Aaron Hill!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
It's healthy to dream, right? ;)
And TOR will agree to pay the remainder of his salary through 2014! Happy Birthday!
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
it's a 3 yr team option
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
And TOR will pick up the tab on all three.
Canadians are so nice.
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
Got it.
Apparently, I read too much into it. His only qualifier was “not a utility player”. So that leaves a lot of wiggle room. Here’s the link: (Apologies, if already posted elsewhere)
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=13061603
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
Speaking of Bartlett
Who’s TB got behind him? Brignac didn’t exactly light the league on fire last year, if I remember right. If/when the Bartlett deal happens (though looking dead to Baltimore for now) I wonder if Friedman wouldn’t be at least a little interested in the best defensive SS in baseball.
dear rest of the MLB
stop asking for Brendan Ryan!!!!
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
why would they do that?
When I told my wife about them shopping Ryan he was upset.
“isn’t he the guy with the high sock that does all the impressions? They can’t trade him!”
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
was Ryan upset?
or was wife upset? or was it your husband?
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
er *she was upset
I’m sure he was upset to hear about it too though.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
I was a little to close with my joke about
Ryan getting traded to the Padres for a PTBNL
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
its actually for gary templeton
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
no
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
That shit ain't funny.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 8, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Ryan at SS Tulo to 3B!!
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
I'd pay to watch that.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
good thought
but i think it will take a lot more than boog. besides, if they were looking to move from their infield glut, they probably wont look for middle infielders in return.
I will be like others, and hope for a move taking Skip off of the roster
Not only is he barely serviceable, I fear if he has yet another empty .280+ season with the bat, he will be signed to an extension.
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
we're stuck with him for as long as we're stuck with TLR
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
1 move?
Sign AJ Pujols to a 20 year $100M contract, with the first 10 years deferred
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Well the ibvious answer is signing pujols
But I’m gonna throw in a different one. Sign one if George sherrill, jenks, or Bruce chen
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Dec 8, 2010 11:25 AM EST via mobile reply actions
also:
is there a word for spending your birthday in bed, eating pizza and drinking tequila, while listening the Lennon and the gang, and perusing VEB ?(that word might not mean what i think it means, i’m still hungover)
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
awesome. the word is "awesome"
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
I'd call it the "gdm special"
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I thought the "gdm special"
was your mom
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
by mattyfrommo on Dec 8, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
it's funny because it's not true
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
It's crap like this Strauss....
Werth, who never has driven in 100 runs in a season, is also eight months older than Pujols, 30, making a milepost of his contract’s length.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Werth is closer to Ludwick in my mind
He has only played a couple years. He didn’t really start playing till 2005
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Unlike Ludwick,
Werth has put up four consecutive years of excellent offensive production.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
true
From B-R
Similar Batters
View Similar Player Links in Pop-up
Compare Stats to Similars
1. Brad Hawpe (952)
2. Kal Daniels (951)
3. Corey Hart (948)
4. Curtis Granderson (942)
5. Bob Cerv (937)
6. Juan Rivera (936)
7. Josh Willingham (936)
8. Ryan Ludwick (935)
9. Pat Mullin (934)
10. Jeffrey Hammonds (934)
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
Wow.
That’s a terrifying comp list if you are a Nats fan, particularly the first 2 on the list.
by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 8, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
I did the same search when I learned about the Werth deal.
Eek!
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
Similar batters underrates him
He’s a very good defender, and he didn’t start hitting until a few years ago, so his career stats are being dragged down.
i like herion - prophetjohn
some of those simular batters
also didn’t start hitting until a few years ago. (ludwick anyone?) and some of them are also fine defenders
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
Eh.
I don’t worry too much about bad FA precedents affecting the Pujols deal. It’s a pretty unique situation. He already knows he’d get 8/30 on the open market. What Jayson Werth gets isn’t going to play into how much of a discount, if any, Pujols is willing to take from the Cards.
I'm kind of interested
in seeing how far some teams will go. Ultimately with Pujols accepting a less lucrative contract to stay in StL
I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
by martimeryard on Dec 8, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
And the rediculous thing about this...
is that he drove in 99 in 2009 and his line with RISP was .279/.407/.510 – better than his overall line.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
nothing like a nice even number to make an arbitrary standard seem meaningful
100! oooooohhhhhh aaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Pirates signed matt diaz
I like that deal for them…though notcrazy about two years
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Dec 8, 2010 11:28 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Trade Lohse and Jay
for Carlos Lee and Keppinger plus Cash.
Platoon Puma and Caballo in LF. Start Kepp at 2B. Skip takes Jay’s spot as defensive replacement.
Sign Brandon Webb.
It’s more than one move but theyre related.
Obligatory "Lohse has No Trade Clause" response.
Gratuitous “What the Fuck are you thinking?” included for the mention of adding Lee.
Hey.....
Lohse has a NTC is my schtick.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Also, Albert is 10 and 5.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
who cares?
It doesn’t matter if Lohse has a no trade clause. Who would trade for Lohse?
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
The posited deal offered the Astros to shed Carlos Lee off their roster.
Even Ed Wade wouldn’t pass on that, I don’t think.
Exclusively?
Probably no one – but I wouldn’t rule out if we packaged him with another player and take on some of his remaining contract.
Texas is looking to move Michael Young and is willing to do the same in regards to his contract situation. Although, my personal opinion is that we just bite the bullet and hope he returns at least somewhat to his 2008 form. 2007 even.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
Carlos Lee is freaking horrible at baseball
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
Small Bears in "the mix" for Garza
One of 43,196 pitchers to record no-hitter in 2010.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
doubt that anyone will care...
but berkman & theriot have decided their jersey numbers. berkman will wear 12, theriot 3.
hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
I will not believe it
I am still skeptical
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
if Skippy has replaced him, i can live with it
but yes, i also do not believe it. i’ll believe it when i see him gone
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Doooooooomed
Theriot will wear #3.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
That's "3" for the numbers of tendons that tear in his ankle,
necessitating YET ANOTHER return of Aaron Miles to the club.
How are you so sure that, even if we ran out of every typical uniform number...
Tony would not call him up from his late-80s Motorola cell phone and hand him a jersey with π on the back?
He’s presumably in his T-Mobile Fave 5, so it wouldn’t cost him anything extra on his monthly bill.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
Did baseball retire this... I suppose Miles could be 1/4 - he isn't that short...
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
Hey......
that’s BDJ’s uniform!
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I'll bet he picked 3 because he acknowledges that there are 3 middle infielders on the Cardinals
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
My one move would be to bring in a reliever/starter with upside.
I don’t want the Hawksworth/WonderBrad long man. I’d like someone who is more likely to be decent.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Salas/Sanchez not good enough for ya?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Neither has started in some time.
I was thinking more of a no. 4/5 starter type who may benefit from a move to the ’pen,
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Dec 8, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
...How can you find one of those
That isn’t a Hawksworth/WonderBrad long man?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
two things before I return to my secret mission
- I will only accept Bengie Molina if his uniform says “B. Molina” and Yadi’s says “Molina”. YEAH I SAID IT.
- It would not make me sad if Brendan Ryan made Scott Boras his agent. YEAH I SAID THAT TOO.
- And one more. Kruk is actually making sense. In an entertaining manner. How strange.
that is all.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Does this mission
involve a van?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
how about if yadi's read
A. Molina?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
by scoot on Dec 8, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Mayor is in on it.
MayorSlay: Two Cardinal Molinas? Great merchandising opportunities. #fgs
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Here's what I would do...
…Find another LOOGy, perhaps in the Rule Five or in ST if someone’s floating around.
…Package Skippy and whatever misfit toys the organization has and ship ‘em off to the highest bidder. Not that it’ll be all that high but you know. Hopefully it would include some kind of a solid infielder either at third or at second (preferably second b/c I’m not sold on The Riot being a starter there)… and hell maybe a LOOGy to shore that up.
…NOT sign Gregg Zaun. Seriously? Gregg F’in Zaun? The Cardinals have a catcher whose knees need duct tape at the end of every season and the org. is thinking about A FORTY YEAR OLD CATCHER? Was Jake Taylor unavailable? What’s so bad about Anderson? Hell if he plays well he could be, ya know… a possible piece of trade bait? I mean… wtf?
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by redbirdnation8206 on Dec 8, 2010 12:57 PM EST reply actions
Zaun's had a .330 wOBA two years running, with under .300 BABIP's
And just look at his K:BB numbers.
i like herion - prophetjohn
sign greg zaun.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 8, 2010 1:16 PM EST reply actions
Reality Bites sucked.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Dec 8, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
since they now need to make up for bringing Theriot into the mix
they need to sign Hudson (well, they shoulda just left Theriot alone and signed Hudson). but if they are forking out cash, sign the O-Dog.
I’ve warmed on Zaun, after knowing that he likes Rush. sign him too. also, give anderson a few starts, and let Yadi get a lot of offdays.
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 1:49 PM EST reply actions
The "Big Sweat"
I’m going to miss Dennys. Not terribly effective last season, but generally fun to watch. Now I can’t hear that nickname when I play MLB ’11 The Show
Sent from my iPad.
a fucking ipad?!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 8, 2010 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
What?
It’s how Steve Jobs’ ends his emails. He’ll shoot off some snide message and just tack that on there. It makes me laugh so I added it.
Sent from my iPad.
i think thats
a default apple setting. my friends with iphones are always sending me emails ending with ‘sent from my iphone’. i will submit that its incredibly douchey either way.
You can change it so you don't look like a douche.
I hated the “sent from my blackberry” thing.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
well, most of the douchiness
lies in the fact that it CAN be changed, but more often than not it is not.
Probably unoriginal, but I have a friend in my phone who ends their texts with...
Sent while wearing Maxi pad.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
Why would Steve Jobs change it?
This is obviously marketing for Apple. They want people to not change it.
Jobs WOULDNT change it
thats my point. hes a huge D bag. whats with all the mock turtle necks? screams pretentious, insecure nerd….
was that a slam of nerds?
on this blog?
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
Hey, Jobs moved
out of his mom’s basement. He’s fair game now.
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
also,
the jobs-turtlenecks bit came from an episode of big bang theory…the one where sheldon becomes shel-bot
i hate any of the "sent by" things.
but i hate apple anyway. ipads suck.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 8, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
so young, so full of hate.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
in all honesty, i hate a lot of things.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 8, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
I ain't young.
When I was his age I was an optimistic motherfucker. And I was in a war at the time!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
I include a "sent from my blackberry" ending to my e-mails
only because it’s my work phone, and I don’t have all of my PC functionality on the BlackBerry (Excel, etc.). If it were just a social e-mail platform, no way I include it.
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
should get an android phone
i have all that PC functionality, stock
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Mine is free (paid for by the company)
Hard to beat free, even with an Android.
Ms Bitters (Invader Zim): Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
this is reasoning that i can't beat
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Same here
but I changed my sig regardless.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
It's a good preemptive device for excusing spelling errors
Also, if you want to pretend that your not at home you can just add “sent from my Iphone” to emials.
i like herion - prophetjohn
re: LOOGYs
I’m pretty sure Brian Tallett was made a FA due to the fact he didn’t accept assignment from the BlueJays, and I’m pretty sure (?) we didn’t sign him as a MiLFA, so presumably the 2nd lefty reliever position is his to lose (even though he’s not really that great against lefties and probably has more value as a Puppykicker/Hawksworth long-relief and swingman-type than as an actual high-leverage lefty specialist)? I guess it’s possible we add a THIRD lefty in the pen, but with KMac, Franklin, Motte, Boggs, Salas and Sanchez all throwing from the right-hand side, I’m not sure we really have room?
Or have I totally mis-read that situation?
Anyhow, I’d like to add at least one more proper LOOGY, perhaps on a minor league deal, although I could probably live with Tallett for a year, and I really like the look of Raul Valdes, although I get the feeling he could be a bit of an afterthought for the our management and not get a chance this year.
The one area would probably look at, boring though it is, is a third-baseman (or potentially a utility guy who can play 3B) to do that job whilst Freese is rehabbing. Because it’d be nice to have a proper look at Craig, it’d have to be a guy we could acquire very cheaply, who it wouldn’t really matter if we released or more or less permanently benched if Craig can handle the position, or if Freese comes back sooner and stronger than expected.
The guy I’d look at, now Crede and Inge are off the market/looking more expensive, is Andy LaRoche. A good prospect who’s never quite made it at MLB level, but I reckon if you look under the bonnet, he’s maybe suffered from unusually poor luck in his 2-and-a-bit full seasons so far: he has an appalling .252 career BABIP. For a guy with a little pop (12 HR in 2009), a career 17% LD rate, a good minor league pedigree, and who isn’t Yadi-slow, it’s pretty clear he’s had some dreadful luck as a major league player.
He’s average if not slightly above with the glove at 3B, and he’ll cost next to nothing to acquire (and his salary this year isn’t likely to be much over a million). I reckon with any sort of luck he’s probably close to an average, perhaps slightly below average, third baseman, and to pick that up for next to nothing would be very useful indeed. Plus, at 27, I wonder if he hasn’t still got a little bit of projection left.
I’d be happy with Zaun, too – if we could get both for ~$3m, I’d consider it an excellent off-season.
Still bitching to contact.
Oh, and don't trade Boog.
That shit is seriously fucking stupid.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Dec 8, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It seems as if he has no chance
of getting out of TLR’s dog house. Tony pulled his typical Winter meeting crap again.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
The Pirates are going to trade for Ryan so they can get the inside track for signing Pujols?
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
OTOH,
when I read Tony’s interview, it sounded, to me, a little less negative toward Boog. Well, maybe that’s wrong, more negative toward a trade for nothing is a better representation.
He (TLR) did say “We aren’t going to release him.” which had been suggested as a possibility before.
by ArkansasTravs on Dec 8, 2010 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
oh yeah, I'd like to see a bullpen guy signed as well
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 1:59 PM EST reply actions
I rather have young guys get playing time
That is what the farm system does best. I want some Reifer time
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
makes me get idea for new fanpost
bullpen analysis
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
I started listening to Brubeck in the 60's when I was 8 or so.
My father had Time Out and Time Further Out, and I eventually inherited them (LPs, for those of you too young to remember wax). Still have them, though I listen to the CDs of them I bought about a decade ago. Three to Get Ready is a great tune, but I love Blue Rondo a la Turk the most off Time Out.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 8, 2010 2:05 PM EST reply actions
did you hear the recent terry gross with brubeck?
It was awesome. Apparently audrey hepburn listened to “audrey” every day of her life.
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Dec 9, 2010 12:10 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yes
Heard that. That was actually an interview from 1999, replayed in honor of his 90th birthday.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 10, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
not sure even how I feel yet, but
could the pirates eat enough of the salary for us to send B. Ryan to Pittsburgh for Ryan Doumit? He’s owed 3.55M and 5.1M in 2010 and 2011 (w/ .5M buyout on 2012&2013 club options), so it would have to be a lot of cash, but that would be quite the tandem behind the plate.
/extremely speculative “hotstove-ian” thoughts were provided with this message.
Stupid Sexy Flanders!!!
WE ARE NOT TRADING KYLE LOHSE HE HAS A NO TRADE CLAUSE
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i suppose this is over my head
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Some other boards
use blue font to indicate sarchasm.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
but but but, doesn't everyone want to be a pirate?
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
ha, Lohse ain't goin anywhere
dream on peeps!
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 2:21 PM EST reply actions
Urban Meyer is available.
an he play 2B?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
...and he's hired as the next head coach of the Denver Broncos at the last minute.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
No but he can push Joe Strauss around when he gets uppity...
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
it's gonna be a long offseason if we don't make any additional moves
although there’s always the Pujols contract fun
gotta say, I’m a bit surprised by this offseason. the last couple of year’s trend was to wait til the last 2nd to sign people. now it’s like a pre-emptive strike scenario
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 2:26 PM EST reply actions
supposedly TLR had some presser today???
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Yuppers
said The Berkman wants to play RF so he will. LOLliday stays in LF.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
ok, DFA skip then ASAP!
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
gob help us
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
There honestly isn't much difference in range between RF and LF
And he might have a better arm than Holliday
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Did he get any more Boog digs in?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Still not sure on context
(waiting for Leach story) but was slipped out, re: Boog "hey, the rules are be on time and practice hard. "
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
and, slightly positive,
as I noted above, he (TLR) said they weren’t going to just release Boog.
by ArkansasTravs on Dec 8, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
And Shanahan said he wasn't going to release Haynesworth
some grown-up (Mo) needs to keep Boog on the roster.
Your 2011 St. Louis Cardinals: Rasmus 8, Holliday 9, Pujols 3, Berkman 7, Freese/Craig 5, Molina 2, Theriot 4, pitcher, Ryan 6
urban meyer is stupid.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 8, 2010 2:44 PM EST reply actions
is he related to oscar?
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
"The University of Florida has just been notified by the NCAA that it is being investigated for alleged improprieties involving the men's football team."
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
To be clear, this is my made-up quote...
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
The NCAA should just set up field offices staffed with investigators...
at all the major sun belt universities.
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
no he quit because he can't get the top talent anymore
i don’t know why though. if you watched them this year it’s shocking how fall they’ve fallen talent wise. they are very very average
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
rumor last year
was it was related to his health. No mention of that this year. He said he was tired of missing his kid’s activities, etc.
Weird, but maybe that’s just it. He’s probably made enough money to live on (although it would be awful hard to leave $20M on the table).
by ArkansasTravs on Dec 9, 2010 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
Zack Greinke
Royals are said to be wanting the following in return: Pitching to replace him and up the middle help.
Ryan + Jay + Lance Lynn? Or would it take more/less?
Amaury Cazana for RF in 2011 - the legend will never die!
so you're trading 2-3 WAR for him?
no one in hell I’d do that trade. you’d have to add in Craig and then maybe they’d talk
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
they would talk but it be a stringe of obscenities
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
I figured it'd take alot more
But I was shooting for a place to start that fit what their supposed needs were.
Amaury Cazana for RF in 2011 - the legend will never die!
i think it starts with shelby miller
and that might not get it done if they want big league pitching
jusging by the reports, i think we’d have to toss jaime + shelby and some complementary pieces their way to land greinke
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nah...
that’s an Upton package. Greinke is signed to a 2/$27M. He’s not a particularly good deal. I’d do Garcia, Ryan, and Craig/Jay/prospect.
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
i just don't think our rotation is mediocre enough
to risk jaime being the next johan santana or something
stand pat on the rotation. we can’t afford his contract anyway
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Yeah..
probably right. Greinke would more than make up for Garcia, but the price is too steep.
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
Only for this year
a 1M buyout of Carp in ‘12 plus 13.5M equals Carp’s 15M option (give or take 500K)
Amaury Cazana for RF in 2011 - the legend will never die!
yeah, probably so
i love me some Jaime Garcia. That guy just has so much breaking stuff that if he tightens up his control a touch, he will be unstoppable.
Fire John Mozeliak
You think Grienke at 2/27 is not a particularly good deal?
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
If it costs us Jaime, I do not.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Yeah...
it’s good, but not real cheap. It definitely takes a bite out of whatever return the Royals are going to get for him.
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
Do we have to give up miller or garcia
if we take on all the salary?
Like I said above, the money is tight for this year, but his 2012 contract can basically replace Carp’s with the buyout.
Granted, this doesn’t take into account the 30M or so we might be paying Albert…
Amaury Cazana for RF in 2011 - the legend will never die!
OH GOD I HAVE YET TO CONSIDER LIFE AFTER CARP
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Dec 8, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
dude will be 36 this April
age is going to start to show sometime
Amaury Cazana for RF in 2011 - the legend will never die!
my, what a terribly informative reply.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
not saying we should trade him
I’m just saying he’s older and his contract is nearing it’s end. There’s a time to be prudent and look at the future and possible replacements. Or if you want to say Wainwright takes his spot, then who takes Wainwright’s spot?
Amaury Cazana for RF in 2011 - the legend will never die!
Shelby Miller
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
in 2012?
so in 1 year he goes from Quad Cities to St. Louis?
Amaury Cazana for RF in 2011 - the legend will never die!
Missed the bit about the buyout...
was thinking more along the lines of 2013.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Carpenter to closer next year (if it hasn't been said yet)
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
I think it started to last year.
But he’s our second longest tenured player!
(It’s pretty cool our longest tenured player is only 30 and our third longest tenured player is 28. And they’ve both been around for awhile.)
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I agree
I think it started to show last year as well.
who’s 4th longest, Waino?
Amaury Cazana for RF in 2011 - the legend will never die!
Skip then Waino
amazingly.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Yadi is #3
2004 backup Catcher.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
You mean to tell me we're not still paying Eli Marrero?
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
(there's an argument to be made that he and Carp are tied but since Carp signed his MLB contract in 2003 -- though didn't play -- I give him the edge)
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
actually he is 3 right
so then Kosher?
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
that is where I am at with Chacin I don't see losing a guy who could approximate
the production for multiples of the cost
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
if it begins to look like we've only got Albert for next year only
should we then include those you mention in an attempt to win it all before he leaves?
Amaury Cazana for RF in 2011 - the legend will never die!
I would hope that our GM isn't that fond of the panic button.
There is absolutely no way I trade Miller, Garcia, and CraigJay for two years of Greinke because of that sort of reasoning.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
We already had our case of social anxiety too
That’s too much for someone we can’t be sure of being right between the ears.
I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
KC just signed Jeff Francoeur.
I have no other comment to make about this.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
2.5 plus incentives and an option year.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
That's actally a pretty solid deal
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
He's totally undesireable at any price...
why not just roll the dice on someone in the rule 5?
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
if youre rebuilding, these cheap gambles aren't a bad way to spend money
there’s little risk, and if somehow, someway frenchie blows up, you get him for pocket change
not mention in a platoon he looks better
Francouer has a .299/.343/.481 against LHP for his career
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
platoon him with ankiel!
pick up rick’s team option! that would not only be a fun platoon, but a fun WWE tag team. or something.
he hits LHP pretty well, plays a solid RF, has a rocket arm and is now making
one million a year less than Ty Wiggington, and 6x less than Jose Guillen was last year
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
they can still assemble THE outfield
ank, hawpe, frenchy
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
JoePoz provides a brief reply to this development.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
Good news myterui:
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Along the lines of increasing the fun of watching this team and actualky making it better.....
Trade a selection of Anderson, Ryan, schu, boggs, sanchez, Lynn, Jay/Craig and/or any minor leaguer not named shelby miller for Lowrie and Doumit. Doumit’s name is just out there, so if the pirates ask for too much or don’t eat enough salary, oh well, sign Zaun or the middle sized molina. With one of Craig and jay gone, sign jimmy ballgame as your 4th outfielder. Why? CUZ IT’S FULL OF WHIMSY, THAT’S WHY. Wait for spring training and hunt a spare reliever off the scrap heap or just wait for larussas inevitable hard on for the o dog to become just too obvious that we sign him. Bottom line, Lowrie would be the real catch, everyone else are spare parts to cobble around our surprisingly expensive and surprisingly good core for the next year.
by sleeple55 on Dec 8, 2010 3:25 PM EST via mobile reply actions
if you are talking about fun though, Brendan Ryan is the most fun to watch play
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
you obviously don't know much about how to build a team
to make our team “more fun” (What a stupid concept to begin with), trade away all our young guys for aging veterans?
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Along the lines of increasing the fun of watching this team and actualky making it better.....
Trade a selection of Anderson, Ryan, schu, boggs, sanchez, Lynn, Jay/Craig and/or any minor leaguer not named shelby miller for Lowrie and Doumit. Doumit’s name is just out there, so if the pirates ask for too much or don’t eat enough salary, oh well, sign Zaun or the middle sized molina. With one of Craig and jay gone, sign jimmy ballgame as your 4th outfielder. Why? CUZ IT’S FULL OF WHIMSY, THAT’S WHY. Wait for spring training and hunt a spare reliever off the scrap heap or just wait for larussas inevitable hard on for the o dog to become just too obvious that we sign him. Bottom line, Lowrie would be the real catch, everyone else are spare parts to cobble around our surprisingly expensive and surprisingly good core for the next year.
by sleeple55 on Dec 8, 2010 3:26 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Along the lines of increasing the fun of watching this team and actualky making it better.....
Trade a selection of Anderson, Ryan, schu, boggs, sanchez, Lynn, Jay/Craig and/or any minor leaguer not named shelby miller for Lowrie and Doumit. Doumit’s name is just out there, so if the pirates ask for too much or don’t eat enough salary, oh well, sign Zaun or the middle sized molina. With one of Craig and jay gone, sign jimmy ballgame as your 4th outfielder. Why? CUZ IT’S FULL OF WHIMSY, THAT’S WHY. Wait for spring training and hunt a spare reliever off the scrap heap or just wait for larussas inevitable hard on for the o dog to become just too obvious that we sign him. Bottom line, Lowrie would be the real catch, everyone else are spare parts to cobble around our surprisingly expensive and surprisingly good core for the next year.
by sleeple55 on Dec 8, 2010 3:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions
my, what a terribly informative reply.
by sleeple55 on Dec 8, 2010 3:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
THEREIN LIES THE BEAUTY OF IT
Anyways, Mo has said that our starting lineup is set
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
my, what a terribly informative reply.
by sleeple55 on Dec 8, 2010 3:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
my, what a terribly informative reply.
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my, what a terribly informative reply
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
i hereby pronounce you
man and meme, you may kiss the internets
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
This triple post, trade-related scenario was so full of 'whimsy' that it just brought down SBN.
Zack Cox for Ryan Doumit it is.
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 8, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
To reply seriously; of all things
Doumit is a wreck and can no longer be counted on to be a catcher. Lowrie is a) injury prone and b) coming off his best year and c) Boston views him as a their long term SS. Signing Orlando Hudson would make such a marginal difference to the team that i really doubt its worth it. Especially if TLR has such a massive… for him, whereupon he’ll play everyday come hell or highwater.
To wit, don’t make any more moves and sign Pujols extension goddamnit.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
is it bad that the only deal i want to see is A.P.s?
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
its the only one that matters
How can I ever look my children in the eyes and tell them that Pujols is gone?
by Hootie Who on Dec 8, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
sorry already have 4
My middle son (6) learned how to use the DVR last year so he didn’t miss the good ones.
i gave the original statement a rec, nonetheless
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
replace kids with nephews & i'd rec'd it too
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Seriously though Doumit is an interesting option as backup OF, C
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
well he would probably be a really bad defensive catcher
arguably not much so than Pags and as an OF whatever they traded would likely be just as good(Jay) so it probably isn’t a fit
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
So, you're supposed to draw interest?
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/12/ryan-ludwick-drawing-trade-interest.html
I thought you were just supposed to deal Luddy as soon as a team offered up some middling A ball prospects that some other team wanted.
Fire John Mozeliak
i am glad it got westy
but thats just me i guess..
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Trade for Aaron Hill
The Blue Jays are looking for a backup catcher.
Trade Bryan Anderson + A/AA prospect for Aaron Hill
Hill is set to make 5mil next year, which might make money tight so try to get a team to take skip for a PTBNL in a (partial) salary dump.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
We are not trading for you.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
srsly though
he would be a great fit for us and you can subtract $125 dollars off the $5million he’ll make this season cause I’ll buy a jersey.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
we don't even want the Aaron Hill we already have
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
at least you didn't say mean things about my mother
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Thats what your mother said.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Dec 8, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
GODDAMMIT
KSLDGJLSKDGJLSKDGJLKSDGJLSDGJLKSDJGDLSKGJ
OLDHULKRADBORN NO HAPPY. OLDHULKRADBORN SMASH
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I'm sorry mysterui
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Only she said it enthusiastically and repeatedly
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
by TomCat009 on Dec 8, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
oh, that's what she said.
she’s hard to understand when her mouth is so full.
by _pistol_ on Dec 8, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
of cocks
sorry did we not make it clear?
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
by Aranathor on Dec 8, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He goes to the other USC.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
there's a joke in here about her & the old ball coach
but dammit i’m too hungry to put it all together
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
I'm glad we're talking about Doumit, check out his B-R page
Sponsored By: Anonymous
Even though it’s his position, let’s be real; calling Doumit a “catcher” is like calling diarrhea “constipation”
Zing! (also, why we SHOULDN’T trade for Doumit)
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
so
texas state got into the western athletic conference. that’s kind of a big deal, right?
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twatter
Wasn;t Scott Bakula a QB there in the early 90s?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
i know right
if this is significant as it seems, that will hopefully change
ftr, lyndon johnson and brian jordan are alumni
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It's in San Marcos...
Lyndon Johnson went there. If you’ve never heard of Lyndon Johnson you’ll have to leave the country.
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
Need some
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Is this a rename?
There was another school in San Marcos, but I can’t recall.
I went to school in SA.
Texas State nee Southwest Texas State
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
it changed about 10 years ago
from southwest texas to texas state. mainly because there was a lot of growing going on and they wanted to shed the reputation of “party school” and “questionable academics”
from what i can tell it’s actually worked out pretty well
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sounds the same as Southwest Missouri State
changing to Missouri State. It’s taken about 2 years for “MSU” to be the common vernacular
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
that's the one in springfield?
i didn’t know they changed the name
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yeah it's been a few years now, 5 maybe?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
yep wikipedia says it was changed in 2005
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
the locals still call it SMS
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
only the really stubborn ones
most people l know call it MSU
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
my family is incredibly stubborn
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Aren't the best teams of that conference leaving next year?
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
no idea, what i read is that it's a division I-A conference
and that’s the best, right?
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Correct
SWTSU and UTSA are joining the big boys.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
So UT will now get full credit for destroying you in football.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
i don't actually care about the athletics
i care about what this does for name recognition and the appreciation of my degree throughout the years
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i also care about
how quickly it makes people stop calling the school southwest texas. that name has….connotations
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Athletics is the whole reason for the jump.
Plenty of good schools are not I-A. For example, the entire Ivy League.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
i know that
i’m just saying that the jump to better athletics has implications beyond the athletics. these implications are what is important to me. if they have a good football team, i only care if it makes the school have a better reputation
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Those implications won't kick in for a long while.
UT and A&M run the public university racket in Texas.
Texas Tech and Houston have been fighting for years to get their academic cred (and public resources) as the Big Two have worked to block them.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
considering the reputation
that southwest texas had, it can only help. i don’t expect texas state to be regarded the same as UT in a couple years. but 10 or 20 years down then line, it could make my undergrad degree look a lot better
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twatter
I hope by that time your professional experience completely overshadows your degree.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
probably good point
i don’t really know how employers look at that kind of stuff
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Post on TLR's Press Conference
with some quotes that did not make the main post, from Leach. Read the whole thing. Berkman will be the right fielder. TLR views Berkman as an everyday player (of course he does).
“I think he’s an everyday player against everybody. You know, there were a couple of years there where his numbers were down. Last year’s… You know, he can hit, he can just plain flat hit, so…”
And Craig is going to get a good look at third base and the outfield.
“He proved last year he could play in the outfield. So last year he took very little work at third base, took a lot of work in the outfield. It’s going to be the opposite this year. He’s going to get enough outfield times where he keeps reading balls. But he’s going to get a lot of work at third base because I think even if we’re assuming David’s going to be fine, there will probably be days that David should not push it. There’s playing time for Allen, so that’s a good question, and he’s going to get more work at third base.”
Is it odd that I place huge importance on TLR calling Craig by his first name to the press?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
More important that he's calling Freese by his first name
And not just Mr. (Ba-dum tsh)
But anyway, i, for one, will be placing no confidence in TLR lineup machinations in December, this is a guy who made different lineup cards for something like 1000 straight games if i’m not mistaken. As such i expect Berkman to play at least 1/3 inning at shortstop.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
from the goold article
If you play one of the team sports, if you’ve got your head on straight, if your representatives are talking to you correctly, if your family is keeping their — you know, they’re caring about you doing the best they can for you, you’re part of a team and an organization.
Obviously he caught himself before he finished, but sure looked like he was about to say “keeping their mouth shut”…
And don't forget, we still need to fill that "19th-inning Reliever" role.
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
Braves just signed George Sherrill
1 yr $1.2mil with $200,000 in incentives per multiple tweets
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
that's what i was thinking
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Maybe if we weren't so busy pretending to trade for players with our own names we could have.
Way to go, jerk.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
:(
Provided Hill stays a BlueJay, there’s almost no way they pick up his options right? They’re pretty high. I really think he is a good player who just had terrible luck last season. Regardless of his name, I’d really like to see him as a Cardinal.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
We just got Brian Tallet for nothing
Why would we want to pay 1.2+ for Sherrill? Make no sense it does.
because MO is terrible at his job
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
wow Luke Scott
Likes to talk
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
That'll devolve to politics quickly
NOBODY TALK ABOUT POLITICS
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
alright my work here is done(off to eat a sandwhich)
oh wait one more part of the TLR love "Lance is awesome. He’s what I call “A fellow American.” He’s a good man."
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
because he wants the page views
I am sure there are more than a few ballplayers on both sides of the aisle who don’t keep it to themselves, although voicing these particular opinions will put him in the Schilling persona non grata group
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Actually, it was a pretty organic discussion, I felt
Hunting → guns → Second Amendment → Obama
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
politics aside
he just seems like a guy who sucks
I look at Ted Nugent and … he’s an American. He has the core beliefs of what it means to be an American in his heart.
Yeah, okay.
Fire John Mozeliak
I love Nugent, nice guy met him a few times is really straight forward and down to earth
if he had said the same thing about Sean Penn would it bother you?
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Dec 8, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
On a non-political note...
The Nuge lives SOLELY off wild meat. He eats absolutely nothing that he hasnt killed.
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
and he shot an arrow into a wall from the other side of the building
through 4 open doors into a spot we drew with a marker about the size of a silver dollar. He signed it “Double Lung Shot, Ted Nugent” the whole experience made me like him quite a bit. The Arrow stuck through the wall, into the ceiling on the other side, I imagine it is still there.
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
See, nothing wrong with being straight forward and down to earth
being like “I like person X because he’s a true American”… eh, I just don’t really want to talk to you.
Fire John Mozeliak
the implication being that there is some core set of values that make you a "true" American
Fire John Mozeliak
Am I a true American?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
no, he is

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
I would answer that,
but it would lead to my banning.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Dec 8, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Kind of like true cardinal.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
also are you trying to tell me that Wango Tango doesn't speak to your soul?
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
A buddy of mine once saw Ted at an airport
He asked his wife if she thought it’d be cool to go over and say hi. She responded: “Why? Stranglehold came out over 30 years ago. He hasn’t had a good song since.”
He did not meet the Nuge.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
shame he isn't a great musician, but he is a great guy
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Yeah, I enjoy his appearances on Tony Bourdain's show.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
If I was to say that I consider guys like Bourdain and Nugent
to be part of what I love about this country would I offend you? Because Bourdain is awesome
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Their relationship is like mine with a lot of my friends
we disagree on most things politically but can agree that shooting shit and eating meat is awesome.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
exactly is animal are not made to be eaten
why to they taste so damn good?
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
so the heart contains the belief of America
got it (didn’t know it had sentience)
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
thats because you are not a real 'merican(eyes CFiC suspisciously)
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
ok, I will put my brain inside my heart
might kill me, but hey, gotta be mor merican!!
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
seriously the song "Merican by the Descendents is awesome
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Suppan'd
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
These also seem to be "interviews" where
a sports writer 20-30 years ago would have kept anything they talked about that was considered inflammatory to themselves. I imagine guys like Mantle or Dizzy Dean popped of a few times about whoever was running things in their own times
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Musial campaigned for Kennedy!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
really?
that’s interesting
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
It's in
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
what a beautiful list
what a beautiful person
/bookmarked
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
dude's a dumbfuck
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
why is this a story, who cares what he thinks about politics ?
a baseball player would be the last person on earth I’d go to for political insight. Wait…forgot about political pundits. Okay, a baseball player would be the second to last person on earth I’d go to for political insight.
Jockety's master plan is still in progress, I see.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
is it fair to judge Mo's moves by the idiocy of other GMs moves?
I would first say no, but on the other hand, I’m really glad we aren’t doing REALLY questionable things and just doing the occasional questionable thing.
Really, I’d say Mo has been doing a pretty good job acquiring players, it’s the way they are being used that is the mind numbing problem
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I meant this off-season
I’m of the mindset that last season Mo and TLR had a gentlemen’s agreement that they would do things TLR’s way and this year it’s Mo’s way. So I pretty much negate all obviously TLR inspired moves before this offseason
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Well, a bit of it comes from
Mo’s quotes about moving away from a “catch and throw” backup catcher.
but other than that, i suppose, it’s mostly just my own imagination
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
He was the one that said at the very outset of the offseason
that we wanted to improve our offense…that we were not going to do the defense wins ballgames thing this year
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
this is why the Rockies signing Wigs and trading for lopez makes sense
the Giants went farther than the Braves because they didn’t end up with Brooks Conrad or his equivalent playing in high leverage situations
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
I wish we would have signed wigs
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Being less stupid than the stupid teams
is half the battle.
The other half, of course, is a combination of grit, hustle, and generally winning the approval of Murray Chass.
Our offseason has been absolutely fantastic compared to the rest of the league
i like herion - prophetjohn
Interesting offseason for the Reds
- Way overpaid Arroyo
- Votto won’t talk extension
- Give Miguel Cairo a multi-year deal
I’d be so pissed if I were a Reds fan right now.
Ditto to many: Sign the Mang.
And I don’t mean this kind of signing:
If we extend The Machine, that’s a very Merry 2010 Christmas.
Other previously mentioned thoughts/players I like for the right price, i.e., fair to cheap:
Gordon via trade (tho, I’m not familiar with the Rule 5 alternatives proposed in that thread.)
B-Mo (Purely for sentimental/entertainment value)
Bill Hall
O-Dog
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
Why isnt anyone talking about Lowrie?
You guys will carry on a Convo about greinke and Ty bleeping wigginton, 2 players on opposite sides of internet gm, ad nauseum, but not a blink for an actual fit for this team like Lowrie? The jury is still out on his overall health and talent level and we don’t know how actually attainable he is, but please, stop the nonsense about Lynn and mediocre minor leaguer #102 for greinke…….
by sleeple55 on Dec 8, 2010 5:43 PM EST via mobile reply actions
He would cost a reasonable package of prospects in return
Mo has said that our starting lineup is set
If we had any intention of having him, we wouldn’t have made the Theriot trade
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Like i said
Lowrie is a) injury prone and b) coming off his best year and c) Boston views him as a their long term SS
as such will cost a more than reasonable set of prospects for a guy who really isn’t worth trying to get a hold of.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
Jed Lowrie?
Why are you so fond of him? Not playing antagonist, just curious. I know he’s a former #1 pick and put up decent numbers in a small sample-size last year. Otherwise, it appears he hasn’t lived up to expectations. But I’m not very familiar with him. I certainly haven’t seen him play enough to make a judgment call. Do you have inside info via scouting, etc. to support the lobby effort? Convince me.
"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver
My Current Pujols thinking remains 5 years at $28-30 million per
Maybe 2 option years.
Any more years than that and we should walk.
As it is, I think the odds are 50/50 that he sits for one of those years due to his elbow (which doesn’t kill me given how cheap we’ll get him for this year).
Oh, and that statisfies the requirement of setting a record
For highest annual salary, which I think is important to Pujols.
$6mil a year! I'm sure Albert will jump at that!
*kidding
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
I don't know if I'd say "important to pujols"
Should he get the highest annual salary? Definitely yes.
Do I think Pujols really cares if he makes $27mil vs $27.6mil? Probably not.
Does he owe it to his colleagues and future superstars to take exactly what his market value is? Absolutely
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
i disagree with that, he doesn't owe anyone anything
he should sign the best deal for him, not for anyone else
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
maybe owe isn't the right word
but he should take what he’s worth, not a hometown discount
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
if he took what he's worth isn't that like a $40Mil per year deal?
no one is going to pay him that
but i get what you’re saying. it’s kind of bad for the union if he does take a big discount. a little one i don’t think does any damage because like we’ve seen this year, owners really are morans are will give the Werth’s & Crawfords of the world $150+ contracts.
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
yeah you got my drift
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I'd sign him for up to 7 or 8 years probably
at around 28/yr
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
I'd rather keep it short and tack on money than have a long contract and save on AAV
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
There's a your mother joke in there,
but not even I am willing to say it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
So would every GM and owner in the known universe
(Sabean doesn’t count, his part of the universe is quite unknown).
But contracts don’t usually work out that way…
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
Pena and Berkman are two examples in the last 3 days that have worked that way
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Which suggests we should do the Pujols deal now and start the clock with the 2011 season
id trade the season for AP getting signed,
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Those are 1-yr make-goods, though.
Not extensions of first-ballot Hall of Famers just coming off their peaks.
6/180.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I think, realistically, this is pretty close to what actually happens
maybe with a mutual option on the end
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Other way around for me
But hey, I’m not paying the bills
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Me too.
Odds are he’ll still be worth a ton on the market in 6 years, and we’ll be in the position to get all Jeter-y and ask for too much and too many years. Rather have it run into a probable decline phase for a lower AAV.
yeah, this is what should happen imo
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
who would we be competing with for bert?
yankees: no
red sox: no
angels: no
phillies: no
tigers: no
dodgers: prolly not
cubs: maybe, prolly not
i could see orioles, blue jays, nats, mets, mariners, rangers throwing 28-30 at him. so, maybe the rangers or mets could give him more money and offer contention..
point being
no matter what he SHOULD get, there wont be that many teams (legitimately) competing. thats a good thing for us
Why not the Angels?
Because of Kendry f’in Morales?
by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 8, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
the Angels will take a look
but I don’t see how they could justify the cost with Kendry already on the team.
Fire John Mozeliak
Yeah, I just don't see the presence of Kendry Morales
being a sufficient deterrent from signing the best baseball player on the planet.
They could easily trade Kendry or DH him.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 8, 2010 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
No one's a sufficient deterrent...
Pujols could co-exist with Tex, Cabrera, or AGon. Any player with a top-10 all-time bat and a quarter billion dollar contract probably should be DHing.
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
Buy that logic, nobody is a significant deterrant for signing Pujols
But Kendry is really good and really cheap.
i like herion - prophetjohn
Takes away from his value
But good point.
i like herion - prophetjohn
by vivaelpujols on Dec 8, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
List of potential bidders would be longer than that.
Who had that Nats getting into the Jayson Werth bidding? My point’s not that the Nats would be in on Pujols, but that baseball teams are owned by millionaires who occasionally surprise you by shelling out a ton of money. The only teams definitely out would be ones with big money already committed at 1B, and a handful of ones owned by genuine misers (Pittsburgh, KC, etc.).
not to seem naive...
would he really go to seattle? or baltimore? its not like werth, who is getting his first (and only) big payday. he wants to be the highest paid, sure, but i think he still would want to be on a contender at 28 per vs a shitty team at 30 per…which should narrow down the field some
I would.
Who hits? They could get there soon, and I do think Jack Z knows his stuff, but man… barring a lot of big, sudden performance jumps, there’s just not any offense there right now.
Jack Cust helps a bit
Chone Figgins is bound to rebound (is that phrase allowed?)
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
so..
while my original post was on-the-fly reasoning that there wouldnt be many suiters…i could see serious competetion from the angels, rangers (if they dont get lee), mets, nationals and cubs. maybe the dodgers if they get their ownership situation figured out and can still support a large payroll…so, in hindsight, we may have to go to 200 M+…
That's what I think.
Neighborhood of 7/200 has been my guess. Who knows who the competition would be next year, but there’d be plenty from somewhere. Which Lozano knows. Albert’s gonna get his years and money from us.
And that’s just fine with me. Maybe buy down the AAV a little with player options, and/or defer some salary, but it’s going to end up huge. Has to.
there is a fanpost on this exact topic...
here… don’t mean to link my own stuff, but you should go comment on what you think over there…. cause it literally directly relates to the topic you are talking about
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
and should have read further....
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
can you imagine if he landed with the cubs?
not enough swear words in the world
by peach concrete on Dec 8, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
I'm trying not to
last time i did that it took me a week to dry the mattress
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
Why would we not be competing against the Angels?
You think they wouldn’t move Morales to bring in the preeminent Latin player of our generation and out buzz the Dodgers?
I think the Dodgers, Angles, and Cubs would all be heavily in play.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
angels would be in
they have less committed long term than i thought. the dodgers seem iffy without stable ownership
there's a fanpost about this by Stlcardsfan4
it’s actually really in depth and pretty decent for the most part
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
well i'm a pretty nice guy so I probably wouldn't say that
just pointing it out that’s all.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
its all good
having just scanned through the fan post, it pretty much captures everything ive been trying to say. at least im on the same page as others…
why not?
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
oh your crazy
Jason Werth who is OLDER than Pujols just got a 7 year deal. Pujols will get 8 years at 28.5M
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
27.5 if we're really lucky
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
i still believe the talks start at 10/$30per
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Chi sox players
took less at the end of a contract AJPRZ, Dunn, to get Konerko resigned “he’s the captain”
be nice to see those gestures by BOB players..
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
like
holliday goes in to management and restructures or a number of other big guys..
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Westbook took less to sign with us
Berkman turned down equal money from the Cubs
Holliday deferred a bunch of money
I think we’re doing okay on the whole pie thing.
Oh thank god
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/12/padres-acquire-jason-bartlett.html
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
Heh, a twofer.
Takes a possible replacement and a possible home off the table.
Boog lives another day as a Cardinal.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
That's some beautiful news.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 8, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
This is one endeavor that I hope Mo fails miserably on.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 8, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
By conspiracy
Do you mean the conspiracy to knock Mo in the head if he trades Boog? I have a theory about that: It’s entirely probable.
Maybe it’s just that I’m getting crotchety about the fact that it’s cold outside, no Cardinals baseball to watch, and it’s getting dark at 4 o’clock that’s put me in a foul anti-Mo mood.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 8, 2010 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
Tidbits from Goold
Notable:
- Probably no deal for backup catcher, as possible deal fell through.
- The first rule of Pujols’ Extension is that you do not talk about Pujols’ Extension.
- Hawksworth spot to be filled by Salas/Walters/Lynn.
- Put away the milk carton. Craig unlikely to spend time in Memphis. Team serious about 3B look.
- No serious Rule 5 plans because 25-man roster is pretty snug.
- Theriot signed quickly because he’s new, and no talk of a longer term deal.
And this:
Mozeliak described themselves as “in a holding pattern” with their search for a backup catcher and their willingness to trade Brendan Ryan. Three teams have surfaced as in search of a shortstop — Baltimore Orioles, San Diego Padres and Pittsburgh Pirates. The Orioles have interest in Ryan; the Padres tried to trade for the infielder. The Colorado Rockies have also been linked to Ryan.
“If there is a deal out there to better our system or better our club,” Mozeliak reaffirmed, “it’s worth pursuing.”
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
by TBender on Dec 8, 2010 7:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Craig was spun as another possible organizational power play
That’s how I read it anyway. TLR apparently thinks he might be best served to spend another year in AAA, where Mo says that isn’t likely to happen.
by Merry CRasmus on Dec 8, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Attaboy Mo.
Tell the old fart to suck it up.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 8, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
how long must this go on?
seriously i’m sick & tired of this shit. pick a path & stick to it DeWitt. if the GM, manager or been vender’s in the upper deck don’t agree with it then show their ass the door. this trying to please two philosophy’s bullshit needs to stop ASAP
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
I like how reasonable Mozeliak sounds there
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
BJ Rains does not know what irony is.
Ryan’s outgoing personality and sometimes quirky-nature has put him on hard times with some in the organization. Among other instances, he was late taking the field in a game against the Reds and received a public scolding by Chris Carpenter on national TV.
The infielder, who ironically was kicked off his college baseball team several times for similar issues, may have been able to put those issues aside had he performed better on the field. Ryan hit just .223 and committed 17 errors in 2010, making it less likely the Cardinals would put up with his off the field antics.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Not taking good advice is ironic and not just being a dumbass in Canada.
Also, dating Dave Coulier is a good idea.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Doesn't know how to conugate "may", either --
or when to use hyphens and when not to, or the difference between “hard times” and “hard terms”. And was being “late taking the field &c” an instance of his outgoing personality or of his quirky nature?
As long as we’re talking about irony: do you suppose Mr. Rains majored in Communications or Journalism?
The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.
Well he went to kansas, I believe, so he automatically minored in being an asshole.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Maybe he's secretly
MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is
youtube link
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Man, that article was actually kind of hopeful to me
I really really really hope he stays on this team
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
so what's the official line now on Ryan?
was: 2010 Ryan is the real Ryan, flash in the pan
then was: Ryan is undisciplined and doesn’t act appropriately
then was: Teammates can’t get along with Ryan (variation of above)
now is: we like Brendan, he has many mentors, but we have a chance to win so we traded for a winner
Hopefully they now see him as a utility guy, but what is the real story?
Just win
I know that the Cubs "won" when Theriot was their SS, thus making him a "winner"
but did we not do the same in 2009? How is Boog not a “winner” then?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Ozzie Smith career fielding percentage: .978
Brendan Ryan’s career fielding %: .979
omg, Ozzie sucks at defense! he gets errors!!!
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Coming up with trade ideas is very difficult
because of the limited trade chips that the Cards have. Pujols, Wainright, Rasmus, Molina, Garcia, and Shelby Miller are the guys who have very good trade value but they obviously are not going to be moved. I would also think that Motte would have good value but it is also highly doubtful that the Cards would be interested in moving him.
The bottom line is that the Cards do not want to trade any of their key players who have value and they just do not have the trade chips to get anything of quality without giving up something from the core.
I was pleasantly surprised to see sabermetrics mentioned on the cover of the Chicago Reader last week
here’s the article about Santo that the cover showed: http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/old-cub-new-appreciation/Content?oid=2822603
I had no idea that Santo was that good… does anyone have any idea how accurate this would be?
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 9:34 PM EST reply actions
LATE NIGHT VEB BABY
LET’S GET THIS SHIT ROLLING
1) What’s your choice of drink at a bar
2) Tell me the silliest thing that’s ever happened to you while intoxicated
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
dude, it's 8:43
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
And it's not even dinner time where he is!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I just had dinner thankyouverymuch
And shit, nobody is actually still around “late night”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Yeah I found one week of being in PST weird
college basketball at 4pm?!? Football starting before I wake up?!?!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
sweet
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
1. Vodka martini, dirty
2. Did not have sex on your mother.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Dec 8, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Depends where i am
Club/Bar*: Vodbull, Rum + Coke
*Bar in this part of the world means any classy late night drinking establishment w/ loud music
Pub: Lager
2) Read any VEB thread in the last 3 weeks or so.
Also, Rui, it’ll sadden you to hear that i have not drunk any alcohol in fully TWO days!!! (i will, however, be out tomorrow night…)
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
I'm drinking right now!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
woo hoo!
When i come back in the morning you better have spilled a boatload of embarrassing BS about yourself. Then we’re even.
Seriously i’m too terrifed to go back to mondays thread.. i can only remeber so much and its not great.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
Hm.
1)Rusty nail or Manhattan. I like Manhattans with rye, but bourbon is fine, and with some actual vermouth in there. Vermouth is awesome and people need to put some in their drinks that are supposed to have more than a teaspoon of it.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Oops
2) The silliest thing was probably talking to some girl named Gretchen on the phone for more than an hour and not remembering a thing about it. Other than the fact that it happened, I kinda recalled that.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Did you declare your love for her?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
That was literally one of the worst drinking nights of my life.
We were young enough that we convinced ourselves (we being my buddies and I) that drinking Scoresby Blended Scotch Whiskey out of little paper cups (they’re probably something like the size of a shot glass, right? Well, maybe three times bigger actually) was a good idea.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
whats a rusty nail?
google is giving me (puts on sunglasses)
mixed results
by YesWeOquendo on Dec 8, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
You know how to get a rec outta me.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I... may be the least fratty person you'll ever meet
I’m not even white!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
and really?
sports fan? check
drinker? check
caps-lock “lets get this party started-ish” comment? check
and are you the guy from rolla? all they have there are frats and nerds!
the frat shoe is fitting rather nicely mr. ui…
by YesWeOquendo on Dec 8, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
I also go to the frattiest school in the US
I mean, you just described 95% of 18-25 males
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
where do you goto schoo?
i’ve been to arizona state once. i don’t think anything fraternity is celebrated like at asu.
it was impressive and terrifying
by YesWeOquendo on Dec 8, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
heh my impression of usc football fans are men who graduated college
but never actually were in a frat, though they always wanted to be
by YesWeOquendo on Dec 8, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Well, USC students are very very Greek
The entire social structure is based on frat parties, which kind of sucks. I can only play so much beer pong, goddammit
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
lol
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, hello, mysterui... or should I say TOSHIRO TAKASHI!!!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
He also thinks the Beatles are the most influential band of all time
Thins How I Met Your Mother is the best show of it’s genre, and says “Bro” a lot
i like herion - prophetjohn
by vivaelpujols on Dec 8, 2010 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
I only say it ironically though!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
...
1) Captain & Coke or Vodka & Redbull (Raspberry Absolut is the best) or whatever lager beer isn’t very expensive.
2)I invited a bunch of people i had only known for a few days to my wedding, luckily none of them came…
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Oh god
I’m going to do this, aren’t I?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
It's all part of my grand plan to get invited to your wedding
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
you can safely invite me to your wedding... unless its in 2013
in which case i WILL come and WILL get wasted, punch your best man, do the speech in his place which will probably just be a rant on TLR (who by this point has been retired for 2 years) and then try and kiss you.
So yeah, invite’s in the post?
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
...yeah, should be there in like 3 days
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Actually, I might just delay my wedding until 2013 to make sure all of this happens
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh
Is your bestman 6ft 7in and built like a brick shithouse? Cause that might replace the ‘puching out’ with sneaking up on and hitting with crowbar in the car park before the Reception, (i’ll already be drunk by then, obviously)
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
He's 6'4 and is already halfway done with med school at 21 and he just recently beat cancer
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
dang that's even more BA than having an internship with a MLB club
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I know, right?
That desirable bastard
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
thats mighty impressive
maybe i’ll just roofie him instead, won’t be quite so cruel.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
It's been awhile since he's gotten laid
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Yeah, he's a good looking dude
He’s just a prude
Wait
Stop this!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I had an internet friend come out of the closet to me when he turned 30.
(He came out to his real friends and family at the same time period)
He ended the e-mail: Let me know the next time your wife and you are in NYC. We can suck your cock.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
...hahahahahahahaha
That’s awesome.
And really awkward.
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Buuuttt mostly awkward.
Actually, depends on how b… no i’m not going to go there
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
Not at all
he knew about me syphilis.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
not often and usually not in large amounts
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
...
1) Maker’s on ice
1A) Or Jack Single Barrel if I’m not buying (Hooray company dinners!)
2)I “helped” the Georgia Tech field crew remove the turf from Grant Field (they were converting it to grass). Pretty fun to run sprints across the field pulling up the yard lines. That’s about as silly as it gets for me.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
Wow. Young Val Kilmer
Was not expecting that tonight
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
late enough
1) scotch, or drafts if i’m poor
2) came up on the wrong side of the tracks on the subway in NYC (out in queens, where it’s elevated). saw my train coming in the opposite direction. jumped down onto the tracks, ran across, and hopped up on the other side.
foolhardy counts as silly, right?
wow, that's crazy
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
crazy like a FOX
yeah, felt pretty dumb when the events were reconstructed for me by my friends (who as i recall were laughing riotously on the correct platform) the next day
NYC has electric tracks right?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
indeed
the third rail has a nice metal cover over it though. and i was being… careful?
/newly ashamed of self
chicago has no such cover over the third rail
and there are signs that say “Don’t step on any tracks” so I have no clue if there is charge in all of them or not
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
duly noted
moving out there this summer. while i’d like to think i’m older and wiser, i can make no guarantees. i consider myself warned.
another chicago VEBer!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
dang
gonna have to have preseason veb day in chicago!
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
it's fun being a cardinals fan in chicago.
their attitude toward us these days is mostly resigned deference.
(was there this summer, back out east finishing law school, then back for good the coming summer)
yeah i almost always have a cards hat on
no problems. I saw a kid (about 19) the other day with a Cards coat, stocking cap and Cardinals backpack. I, wearing my own cards stocking cap, definitely gave him a nod on the train.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
you make eye contact with the other riders?
i thought that was a big no no? i’ve never ridden a subway & only been on a bus once. i hate mass transit.
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
eh it depends who you are.
if you have a really creepy look about you then i guess not, but two regular guys about the same age it’s probably cool
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
they should give new riders a handbook
i’d probably get stabbed within five minutes. i can’t sit around a lot of people & be quite, i’m too friendly. some might say i talk too much
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
you'd only get stabbed if you rode the red or green lines all the way south
Most people have earbuds in anyway.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
so NYC's is the one that's really dangerous?
or is it DC’s?
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Oh man, i've not heard the 'like a fox' thing in ages
gonna use it all the time now… again
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
thats awesome
i want to watch that show just to find out why a boat falls on them at 48 seconds in
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
That clip reminds me,
of how awful that show was.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I'm boring
1. beer
2. you mean besides driving drunk? then it must have been trying to chat up some undergrad girl at a conference while in grad school while my wife and kid were at home waiting for me (then driving home drunk) That was the only time I’ve ever been hungover.
by ArkansasTravs on Dec 8, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
That sounds like quite the iffy situation
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Oh, there was no real danger
with the girl, that is, my “chatting up” skills are quite poor.
The driving home was, most assuredly, dangerous. I’ve only done that when really bad off twice. I constantly talked to myself the whole time… "Now let up on the gas….. There’s a stop sign, push on the brake…. " etc. I older and wiser now and while I still have a drink now and then I haven’t even gotten tipsy in I don’t know when. (nor have had chatted up any females, dammit)
by ArkansasTravs on Dec 8, 2010 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Drink of choice bar
1) Booze from personal flask or vodka on the rocks with a lime
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
ah I got a good 2
Had sex with a midget in college
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
...
We’re gonna need a story
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
She was a friend of a friend
Met her at a toga party in college. Needed to strike something off my bucket list.
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
How was it?
I’m sure there’s a lot more things you could do, logistically
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Enjoyable drunk
Awkward in the morning
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Like baking a cake for example.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
What are you Tucker Max?
i like herion - prophetjohn
by vivaelpujols on Dec 8, 2010 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
shit shall roll!
1. depends how hot i am/drunk i want to get. generally, guinness. if it’s hot, or i’m feeling sober, bourbon on rocks.
2. once i accidentally got high on sharpe marker. my fake beard was to blond and i wanted it darker
by YesWeOquendo on Dec 8, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
There are few things in life better than a perfectly poured Guiness
Soooo you wanted to be Brian Wilson?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Guiness and Heineken
Are the Derek Jeter’s of the beer world. Overpriced and over rated.
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
...
1) Dr. Pepper/Mr. Pibb baby
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
I never mixed the 2
You are a bold man
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't call him a man quite yet
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
legally
you’re wrong
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
haha i actually meant DP or Pibb (extra)...
none of them have both, it’s one or the other
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
me too
pibb is not the same as the Dr though.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
agree completely
Pibb is better… love Pibb fountain soda, but most of the time DP is at restaurants and such
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
you were doing good
until you went crazy and said pibb is better than Dr. Pepper.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I heard he is not even a real doctor
Just has a PhD in English
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
i think it's cause i drink DP so much
that the few times i get Pibb, it’s refreshing
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
i drink dr. pepper daily
but my tech at work keeps bringing me pibb without me asking for anything. can’t say anything to her because she is just being nice.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
BWW has pibb
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
1) ketel one and soda
2) sang “no diggety” on karaoke…. LAST WEEKEND
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Fuckin' love Blackstreet, man
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
you wouldnt have if you'd been there.
ive done a lot of silly ass things when i’ve been drunk , though, there’s no way that’s #1
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
the problem is, being drunk and all, they are hard to remember
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
oh in college
we “hazed” the pledges and took them to a frat at 2am and made them sing dirty tri-delt songs
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
That's not a good story
You’re lame
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
okay how about this
one time we went to our friend’s apartment (he wasn’t there, but always left his door unlocked) and set all of his clocks 30 minutes behind. we also stole a carton of milk.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Oh wow
Did you shoot your slingshot at the Wilsons’ windows, too?!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
you asked for "silly" stories
these are silly. you want to ramp it up, rephrase the question.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
WHAT'S THE MOST FUCKING BATSHIT INSANE THING YOU EVER DID WHILE DRUNK
I climbed on to the roof of a 12 story building on campus, which required walking across a 2 foot wide “bridge” of sorts, to a taller portion of the roof
When we came down, the Department of Public Safety handcuffed my friend while they searched for a 3rd friend who had hidden under an air conditioning unit
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
now we're talking
i took a bus (and not a party bus, like a crappy bus) 24 hours straight from tucson to mazatlan.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
had a one night stand whilst on vacation
(different vacation)
that’s crazy for me
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
What did you do in Mazatlan?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
drank the entire time obviously
actually one night we went out and there were a bunch of dudes wearing fake girls gone wild shirts with a camcorder trying to get girls to take their shirts off. then my boyfriend at the time decided to be their friend and followed them around all night. so i got pissed and his friend walked me back to our hotel. but then my bf for some reason thought there was something going on, so he got all pissed at me and his friend then he came back to the hotel (i was in the friend’s room with HIS gf who was also my best friend, but hadn’t gone out that night) and went into our room and took all of my stuff, including my purse with all my money and driver’s license, etc. and said he was going to the bus station and going back to america. so then we had to get a cab to take us to the bus station to follow him to make sure he didn’t leave town with all my shit.
i broke up with him after that…six months later.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
See? Now THAT'S what I'm talking about
Good shit
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
6 months????
why the holy fuck do women put up with this shit & i’m single?
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Mazatlan is great
honeymooned there
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Oh yeah... I need to figure this out
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
DON'T go to mazatlan. it sucks.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
too many spring break types there.
she won’t like it. if you’re doing mexico, do cabo or puerta villarta
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
depends when you go probably
there was really no spring break types when i was there. PVa is nice too, I prefered Mazatlan because it’s smaller and not so americanized
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
do a nice all inclusive if you can afford it
one with nice alcohol
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
...I'll continue this discussion in the other topic
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
What is the point of getting good vodka
If you are going to waste it in Soda. Vodka is Vodka in my book. It all tastes close enough.
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
She's a lawyer, man
Let her spend her money however she wants
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
i don't know, club soda doesn't really have a taste
so it, to me, just tastes like sparkling vodka. and its DELICIOUS
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Well Club soda is different
Mix in a twist of a lemon
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, not sprite or anything
not even tonic water.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
so obviously i have to have a drink now.
thanks guys
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
mm hmm.
and i’m out of everything except the stuff that goes into a cosmo, which has been sitting here in my apartment untouched since the split with the GF a while back. is it time?
no… but maybe.
just make a vodka cran
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
I love four parts vodka, one part soda water
cuts the vodka just enough to be good all night sipping drink. If you’re goiing anything weaker than 1 part mix to 1 part vodka, you might as well use well vodka though.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
i make my drinks much stronger at home.
i usually get a double when i go out.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
well vodka is so nasty even mixed in a drink
Vodka is one of those things that I definitely prefer nicer stuff
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I HATED vodka.
Then I turned 29 and I loved it. It’s why I try everything I hate at least once a year, just to see if my tastes have changed.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
A friend of mine was making fun of me for doing the same thing the other day
I hate tomatoes, hadn’t had one in awhile so decided to try one. I still don’t like them.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I only like fresh tomatoes
That is why I have hydroponic garden indoors for Tomatoes during winter time
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
tomatoes....right.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I hated tomatoes until I was about 23.
I still dislike: Beans, mushrooms, steamed veggies, eel.
Converted so far on: Whiskey, vodka, tequila, oysters, tomatoes, squid, octopus
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I like most things
tomatoes are pretty much the only thing. I like them in stew or chili or salsa, but not just fresh by themselves.
I have converted on mushrooms, provided they don’t have the gill things on the underside, those things are just gross
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
i don't know how anyone can not love tomatoes
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
I like all of those things
i just don’t like fresh tomatoes
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
i freaking love tomatoes, i could eat a dozen every day
men should eat a lot of them, they are good for our poopers or something
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
nope, 2 reasons
they rarely have enough bacon and of course the tomatoes
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I am sooo sorry
I don’t know how I would feel about a world where I didn’t like BLT sandwiches
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Years ago, I did some business with a German firm
The owner gave me a bottle of cognac for Christmas, told me how great it was for sipping with your woman in front of a fire in the winter.
So, we tried it…. nastiest stuff I’ve ever tasted. I haven’t gotten up the nerve to try it again.
by ArkansasTravs on Dec 8, 2010 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
I always get well vodka at the bar
I save the money for good Bourbon
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
i will now have that song in my head all night
by YesWeOquendo on Dec 8, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
they were initially trying to get me to sing "the real slim shady"
that would have been sillier
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Damn you, Chubawumba.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Well it depends....what time are we starting to drink?
1A. Morning….screw drivers, or an orange beer.
1B. 11:00 football..Fat Tire or preferably a good IPA.
1C. Dinner Jameson rocks.
1D Early Evening…Tanqueray and tonic
1E. When not in mood for mixed drinks, a good micro,
2. Coming back to the dorms @ 18 years of age, I was carrying an empty (I thought it was) bottle for a nice young gals bottle collection on the way back to her room. The RA stopped us and accused me of being underage and having alcohol in the dorms. I proved to him that it was empty by dumping about 5 shots of Jack on his floor.
Or so I was told. I didn’t remember a fucking thing and almost was thrown out of school.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
oof, IPA before the lunch is untenable.
unless it’s hot outside. but even then, before noon, a pilsener is the way to go.
If I had an IV of IPA, I could die happy.
Off topic, but just put a bitter on tap, and I’m really happy with it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
beer's always on topic as far as i'm concerned.
what’s the bitter?
IPA is awesome. it’s true. hard to go wrong there, and almost everybody makes a good one.
I keep 3 on tap.
One Sam Adams (currently the Winter Lager) Single Malt IPA always,and one other random of Blackfoot’s.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I want to say I've been to Blackfoot's
a few years ago when I was in Montana for part of the summer. Can’t remember for sure – was one of the micros in Helena, anyway. If they’re the place I remember (and probably even if not), those are really nice beers.
There's 2 here in town,
one is a smaller place, focusing on smaller batches of beer (Blackfoot), and the other went “big” with a restaurant, bottling, and NW US distributing (Lewis & Clark.) I’m not a big fan of L&C’s beers. There alright but not great. Blackfoot is awesome. Whatever they make is golden. Growlers and kegs only,you can find it in a lot of the restaurants here in MT.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
why always one sam adams?
do you know somebody?
by YesWeOquendo on Dec 8, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
I just like it and
it’s easy to get. Boston Lager is my Bud Light.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
1. Manhattan with bourbon (not fucking jack daniels you shithead).
2. Wasted at a house party a few friends and I were bored and crazy and decided we wanted the tv from the house. Aa the party thinned out we carried tge tv out through the basement. The next day the homeowner called my friend about it and he blamed some other people that had come. They were black and the owner bit all over it and ranted to him about how suspicious they had been. Southern il racism ftw.
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
by hazel on Dec 8, 2010 11:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
....

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
a nice scotch.
2) One night in high school a buddy and I ended up stuck on the roof of wal-mart. To this day I have no idea how we got there (there was no ladder), but it was fucking freezing the next morning. Ended up having to ask the fire department to come get us.
Drudging up some bad memories
1. Almost always been beer. Used to be the cheaper the better. Now I’d say Hoegaarden is my favorite most often. Sometimes Captain and Coke
2. When I was 19 years old me and my roommates drank all our beer way too early. One of my roommates friends was having a party. We went over there from the back entrance into the kitchen and there was hardly anyone there, so we decided to sneak in and take their beer out of the kitchen. As we were running back to our apt with the beer the cop was on patrol and singled me out of the group, probably because I’ve always been a baby face. I went into the back seat of his car. He asked me for my name. I thought it was be a great idea to give him the name of my 22 year old roommate. He asked for my birthday. I gave him his birthdate. He asked for my SSN. I told him I forgot. He told me I can start telling him the truth or I can get obstruction of justice. I told him my name, B-Day, and SSN. I got an underage possession, but dodged a burglary and a obstruction charge.
by Merry CRasmus on Dec 8, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah
Went to an ISU -NIU football game with a few friends. Night game, but drank about 12 beers before the game. Left at halftime and we drank a few more. Went to a bar in Dekalb called Molly’s and drank some more until close. Went to a restaurant afterwards, and my friend thought it would be funny if he paid a stranger (behind my back) to give me shit while I was ordering and see what I do. It escalated quick and went predictably bad, until they had to tell me they were punking me. I went apeshit on my friend and that too escalated quickly, until he told me I could walk home, which is what I immediately tried to do. So my drunk ass thought I would walk from Dekalb to Normal, Illinois (maybe 100 miles). I made it about 10 until I sprained my ankle. I limped a couple more when a cop dropped me off at a Petro gas station in Mendota. It was about 5 AM. I called a good friend (even after this) to drive to pick me up. I waited until about 7 when he arrived, but not after I puked the Gatorade I was chugging (and the booze) all over the restroom.
We go on fishing trips in Wisconsin and my friend still mentions that Petro station….it’s been 15 years but I’m sure I’d do the same if it went the other way. I really was a huge dumbass. Well, I probably still am – just a more sober one.
by Merry CRasmus on Dec 8, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
bourbon, and if that's not an option, bourbon
or jack/rum & coke, i really do love those for some reason. vodka & coke is also good. tequila & jager if i’m doing shots.
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Drinks
1) Patron Anejo
2) Can’t really think of anything that doesn’t involve pushing people down a flight of stairs.
by WizardofOz1982 on Dec 9, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
bartlett trade not final
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 9:43 PM EST reply actions
"Green Bird" - Yoko Kanno
It’s really nice to see this song on today’s playlist, RB.
The scene where the song used is definitely one of the finest moments an animation could offer.
That episode also contains another terrific song, Rain.
Cardinals fan from Korea
by FreeRedbird on Dec 8, 2010 10:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Am I gay for like the Call Me song?
i like herion - prophetjohn
by vivaelpujols on Dec 8, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
no, what makes you gay is having sex with men for money
it also makes you a whore in case you were wondering
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
sure
Rain is my favorite song of all the great music used in the Cowboy Bebop series.
Cardinals fan from Korea
It's a good one.
Also, Blue, Waltz for Zizi, and Digging my Potato
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
by hazel on Dec 8, 2010 11:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I was making a Korean pop star reference
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Cards looking for pitching depth
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:22 PM EST reply actions
hmmm a little to straussian for my taste
6th starter/longman what the rule5 is for?
by YesWeOquendo on Dec 8, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
one would think
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
I'm worried that they will make it an excuse to sign the Sup man
depending on what reliever they get, I could be down with that. it appears they are done with the mif
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
OK, here are my foolproof off-season plans
Trade Kyle Lohse. For something. Maybe a closer. Yeah, that sounds awesome.
Next, talk about politics more at VEB. For some reason I have a really good feeling about this.
Lastly, get drunk and do foolish things.
This is going to be the best. Winter. Ever.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Dec 8, 2010 10:24 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
i'm way ahead of you
also you forgot “PROFIT!!!”
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
Laters folks
Rui, (can i call you Rui? miystriu has too many letters) if i check back in the morning-or early afternoon- and there are no embarrassing drunken comments i will be deeply unimpressed.
G’night team.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
I will do my best good sir
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Dog ate the Z button
Making it very hard to go through comments. Have a needle for a key right now. Must endure pain to scroll comments.
argh!
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
This is oddly poetic
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
you shouldn't have mentioned that
codyg will surly take advantage of the situation
by YesWeOquendo on Dec 8, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
or if you actually want to scroll through comments
you could just “c” through them. Does the same thing, just doesn’t mark them as read. Then if you want to mark as read, just hit x
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
c, x accomplishes the same as z
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
thanks for summing up my post
*
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
USELESS?!
i use insert all the freaking time!
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
okay
i had to google what it was for. i think i may have just found a major source of irritation. when this seemingly randomly started happening in dev-c++ or notepad++, i would just have to reload the file to get it to stop. twas annoying
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
Useless keys = Scroll Lock and Pause/Break
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
fangraphs has more splits now
http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=y&type=8&season=2010&month=0
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:36 PM EST reply actions
check out Ian Desmond and Marlon Byrd
they sure had a high batting average on liners
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
over the last 3 years, Pujols has a higher batting average than Ichiro
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
.331 average for '08 through '10
only Mauer is higher
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Pujols has a 180 wRC+ average over the past 3 years
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
he's also by far the highest WAR over the past 3 years
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Ludwick was 9th in batting average with runs in scoring position in 2010
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Pujols was 10th
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
A-Gon was by far the best
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
what do you guys think about michael young?
apparently we are discussing it with texas. at least he can hit, or could at some recent point in the past.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
fangraphs has his last 3 seasons
war at 2.7, 3.9, 2.4 fwiw.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Depends how much money they kick in
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
whats his contract look like?
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Signed through 2013, $16M annually
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
So Michael Young for Lohse?
I would still say no
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Hill is cheaper and pretty much the same
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
except better
and at 2B…
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
I will only say this one more time
NOBODY NAMED AARON HILL HAS EVER DONE ANYTHING OF WORTH
NOBODY LIKES YOU
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
anything of worth? I think you're forgetting your mother
amidoinitrite?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
flim, seems me and you both are having keyboard trouble
my “n” key and space bar are randomly sticking, so i’m now in the market for a new keyboard
any recommendations? must be wireless, ergonomic prefered
if you're bored, this mizzou/vandy game is going down to the wire
it’s on ESPNU, but you can check it out on ESPN3.com
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
Forgot I even had it on
Just was on mute
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
looks like my night will be ruined
barring a Zaire Taylor-like play
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Is this game close every year?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Mizzou is getting a little lucky again.
Headed to the line!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
and then we miss
god this game!
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
FREE BASKETBALL!!!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
i nearly had a heart attack there
he was fucking wide open… what the hell?
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
great ending to a fucking ridiculous game
my night is not ruined….
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
consider me officially confused by women again
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
they have holes where their penis should be
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Dec 8, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
alright...what happened this time
she didn’t like your peacoat?
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
i personally go for a nice leather coat
Leather really never goes out of style.
by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 8, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
no
but the girls on this site have differing opinions.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
chew and swallow the grapes, obviously
believe me, the guy from the national gives TERRIBLE life advice
they are sort of like the weather
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 8, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
again? show me a man who's not confused by women & i'll show you a liar
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Suck it PAC - 10.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I'm shutting up for a bit.
6 minutes in and the Zags haven’t made a bucket. It’s only 6-0, but ffs make a shot.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
haha
Pac-10 sucks…
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Carl Crawford, 7 years, $146
Per lots of Twitters
Probably also on http://www.mlbtraderumors.com
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
mlbtr puts it at 142 over 7
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Er, yes. You're right
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
which team
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Red Sox
Man I fucked this up
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
but can they sign gonzalez long term now?
thats quite a chunk of change on crawford.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
Crawford doesn't seem like the type to age well, does he?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
yeah, dont think he would.
speedy outfielder lose effectiveness pretty quick i would think. its not like he would make for a good dh at the end of the contract if his defense plummets.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial
you obviously can't read
and son of a bitch
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 8, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
I ALREADY FIXED IT DAMMIT
You only saw the old one cause you’re already in the thread.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
for posterity

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Dec 8, 2010 11:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
nicely done, sir.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 9, 2010 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
THE DEAL
heres one i havent seen thrown out there yet, michael young!
play him at short and move the riot over to 2nd.
by conan_the_barbarian on Dec 9, 2010 1:30 AM EST reply actions
who is michael young?
is he a free agent? what’s goin on, Conan!
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 9, 2010 1:35 AM EST up reply actions
ST. Louis racism?
Do the Cards deliberately go after good old southern boys and Latinos to the exception of black players, even fellows from up north (Carp notwithstanding)????
Is it because TLR doesn’t like to deal with black players? Or does it go all the way up the ladder to the head of the Corporation, who, perhaps, thinks more folks will bond with the team and buy outrageously inflated tickets if they are all white (or almost white)
The home towns for the roster reads like a white pages for Georgia, Alabama, Louisiana, Oklahoma Texas and Arkansas.
Yes.
It’s because TLR hates black people. Obviously.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
True story
Why do you think Randy Winn threw that ball over the wall instead of catching for an out. Because he knows TLR hates black people.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
How many times do we have to run through the list of black players who have been with
the Cardinals under TLR’s regime? OMFG. And what is with E is for Everett? Carl Everett? The guy who doesn’t believe dinosaurs ever existed, because they don’t appear in the bible? I hope not.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 10, 2010 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
Ron Gant?
Is that you?
I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.
by The Classical on Dec 10, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions

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