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St. Louis Cardinals Sign Lance Berkman To A One Year, $8 Million Deal

HOUSTON - JULY 24:  First baseman Lance Berkman #17 makes a play atr first base against the Cincinnati Reds at Minute Maid Park on July 24 2010 in Houston Texas.  (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images)

I would have liked this move a little more in the Baseball Prospectus 2003 days, when defense was something we all laughed about while excoriating Derek Jeter, but I'm still excited: The Cardinals have signed Lance Berkman to a one year, $8 million deal to be their starting left fielder. Matt Holliday moves to right, Colby Rasmus moves ten or fifteen feet toward left field, and Dave Duncan's pitchers get ground-ball religion once and for all. 

Berkman's knees could go at any moment; his left one bothered him last year, and he tore his right ACL prior to the 2005 season—at which point he was, you know, moved to first base. But he had a 140 OPS+ in 2009, and a 122 OPS+ before the Yankees traded for him and then forgot they had him. And it's Lance Berkman! The guy who hit 39 home runs with an OPS over 1000 in 154 games against the Cardinals! 

On the field this seems like a risk worth taking; Berkman's only a year removed from being outstanding, and the Cardinals' previous corner option, the Allen Craig/Jon Jay platoon, is still around and still cheap if his knees give out. Jack Cust might have been cheaper, but without lowering their floor at the position the Cardinals have raised the ceiling significantly.

Off the field I just think it makes this team more fun to watch; Berkman could find himself on base a lot in front of Albert Pujols, to say the least, and his past as a Cardinals Killer who always remained vaguely likable in spite of it would make it all the more rewarding to see him contribute to a playoff team in 2011. 

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Let me get this straight...

We have an outfielder playing second base, a second basemen playing shortstop, and a 1B/DH playing outfield… I say we sign Russel Martin to close and Cliff Lee to play 3rd then we’re set for the WS.

by white088 on Dec 4, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

who the fuck recs heh

You should be ashamed…..of mysterui’s face.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 4, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

dayum boyeeee

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Colby

He’s pretty fast. He can play both positions. Right?

by Notorious PSC on Dec 5, 2010 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

you're thinking of Brendan Ryan.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

left out and what else?

ba-zing!
/humor of my childhood

by mattyp on Dec 5, 2010 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

in all seriousness

i have to wonder if colby’s UZR dipped at least in part because of the improved defenders around him from ’09 to ’10

there’s a lot of balls matt holliday caught last season that colby had to catch when he was playing next to duncan. it’ll be interesting to see how his numbers look after a season of playing next to berkman/craig

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by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

this

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Why the hell is this green?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 5, 2010 3:44 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I have no idea

early in the morning/too much caffeine?

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 3:47 AM EST up reply actions  

NO

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 3:52 AM EST up reply actions  

...okay

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 5, 2010 3:53 AM EST up reply actions  

i didn't give you a rec...

just throwing that out there….

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 3:54 AM EST up reply actions  

To be honest, I though the quote was really funny

But for some reason I thought to rec your quoting of it rather than the OP. Sorry Danup.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 5, 2010 3:55 AM EST up reply actions  

from strauss
Left fielder Matt Holliday has offered to move to right field, according to Mozeliak, but no decison has yet been made on the outfield alignment.

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/professional/cardinal-beat/article_cee32bd0-fff7-11df-9bc4-0017a4a78c22.html

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

I don't think there's any other option

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I would rather have Berkman in right

Not really a difference in range between the two positions, and Berkman has played right before. Holliday might need an adjustment period, which would be stupid.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh. Like your face.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

skip adjusted to 2B, how hard could it be?

/bad shtick

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 4, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I never really hear this mentioned, so it musn't be a big effect

but I would think left fielders see more balls in play over the course of a season. That’s obviously at odds with the general tendency to bury bad fielders in left. Any idea what the numbers are?

by brackenthebox on Dec 4, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

No, but that makes sense

It could also be that more of the balls in left field are of the routine variety, because you can better positional yourself for a pull hitter than an opposite field hitter? That’s not exactly the best logic, but it could explain it.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

You need less arm at LF than RF?

Perhaps, I don’t know

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Dec 4, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

you make a lot more throws

RF to 3B than LF to 1B. so, yes

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

+1, pj

It’s all about the arm. Ideally, you’d also like a left-hander in right and a right-hander in left, so when they dig a ball outta the corner they’re in a better position to throw. Which another reason Ludwick was such a great fit in RF.

I like Lance, but it does make the Ludwick deal a bit more confusing. I thought one of the main reasons we moved him (aside from needing SP) was to free up $ for a Pujols extension since Luddy was arb-eligible. Would Ludwick have commanded $8M or more in arb?

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Dec 4, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Crap

Hitting it to the left side of the infield will be an automatic double

by white088 on Dec 4, 2010 6:55 PM EST reply actions  

yeah

I am doing some wishful thinking that there will be more preference given back to Ryan since left side defense becomes more of a question and offense becomes less of a question.. Too bad Ryan is in the doghouse.

by WyoCardsFan on Dec 4, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

if he's on the team

i think there’s a decent chance he could win his job back

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

if he gets a chance

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

tony won't be able to resist

using all the pieces he has. he’ll get some sort of a shot

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Fact: Boog's days in the STL are over

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

2.7 million reasons.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Dec 4, 2010 10:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

If that's all it is, I'll see if I can cut the definition of sunk cost out of the glossary of my econ text and send it to Mo.

But I think it has more to do with Tony and grit.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Dec 4, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

to be fair

i think the contract looked pretty okay leaving 2009 when he put up 2.3 and 1.5 WAR in consecutive seasons

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by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

+1

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

(I hope.)

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

unless he's going to fill in for pujols who can then rest more

what the hell do we need another outfielder for?
especially for 8 mil?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Dec 4, 2010 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

to make up for all the rbi singles we'll give out like candy

cause our middle infield sucks?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Dec 4, 2010 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

If a player causes us to score more runs than we give up, then our team is improved

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

take a back seat, utley, howard, werth

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

A healthy Freese, a better Yadi...

Oh, hope springs eternal in winter

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i predict

a spike in the fan confidence poll

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

you mean

utley, howard, werth, rollins?

Unless I missed werth re-signing

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 4, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean damn

We could very easily have 4 .380+ wOBA wOBA hiters in the lineup. That’s like Yankee level.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

hell yeah

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

that's assuming colby actually plays

or batman plays a full year and is as good as this one

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Dec 4, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

we actually had more .380+ wOBA players than the Yanks, LAST year

Brewers, Rockies and Cards were the only teams with 2.

Of course, .380 is an extremely arbitrary cutoff; if you drop it to .375, several other teams are in the club.

by SleepyCA on Dec 4, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

true

but teixeira and arod had surprising drops in production

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

both were hurt, if healthy they'll bounce back big time

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

this is a pretty good deal, d-dee

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't mind the aquisition as much

but i mind the price

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Dec 4, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

What does the price matter to you?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

pujols

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Dec 4, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That doesn't make any sense

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

HOLLIDAY

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

GEORGE W. BUSH

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

ALEXANDER HAMILTON

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 4, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

ROSA M.F. PARKS

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

CLAUDETTE COLVIN

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Dec 5, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

ZOMBIE ABE LINCOLN

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Teddy M.F. Roosevelt

CDGAFATROTNHA

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Dec 4, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

AWONNN BRRRRR

(anyone remember that commercial?)

by jealousblues on Dec 5, 2010 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

got milk?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 5, 2010 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Moo!

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Dec 5, 2010 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

since it's only a 1 year deal, it shouldn't hurt the Pujols negotiations

If you extend Pujols, payroll is going to have to increase immediately anyway, with or without this deal. Also, if you’re DeWitt, paying the extra $8mil is probably worth it if you extend Pujols, as you’ve added an impact player to the team for this season, while also having Pujols in his prime. With our core and the addition of Berkman, you’ve got a great chance at making a run at the WS, if everyone stays healthy. I’d rather see the Cards spending extra on a “Berkman” this season, than waiting a few years when Pujols’ productivity begins to fade. They are wisely spending and making a run during Pujols’ prime. A 1 year deal fits perfectly in this scenario.

Padres' RFL for GG!

by stxcardsfan on Dec 4, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

how dare you

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

are you questioning the judicial branch of VEB

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Chief Justice of AMERICA

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 5, 2010 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Via BJ Rains

Mozeliak on B Ryan’s status: “Too early to tell. I’m not literally shopping him but he’s certainly out there and we’ll listen to suitors.”

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

yeah

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

it sure does.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Dec 4, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

FROM THE LEDGE. GROUND FLOOR, BRENDAN, GROUND FLOOR.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

fact:

Ryan’s days on the cardinals is done. gdm just said so.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 4, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i stand by that, TLR has shoved him out the door

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

even without gdm's decree

the Cardinals have indicated that they’d like to move him. That said, one of Ryan or Greene seems likely to be on our 25man

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 4, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Wild Idea

Is there anywhere we can trade our expendables (Ryan, Craig, Jay) for anything good/relavant?

by white088 on Dec 4, 2010 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

even if it's just a B prospect

of the MIF variety, i’d take it

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

no B prospect for a 3B?

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 4, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

sure

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Did he get some bionic ankles that I hadn't heard about?

cuz right now I’d take as much back-up as I can get, unless you secretly liked having Feliz on our team.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Reynolds said to be available

D-backs want two relievers… Give em that plus freese, jay and ryan and maybe they’ll give us Drew too?

by white088 on Dec 4, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

that would put the payroll close to $120MM

and i’m not sure that reynolds is better than a healthy freese. i do have a hard on for drew, though

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

120MM, but..

We’d be averaging like 3 homeruns a game and winning like 105 games. I feel like we’d make the extra 15 mil back

by white088 on Dec 4, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

kouz-kouz please

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell Yeah!

:=8D

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Dec 5, 2010 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Jesus!

that leaves us with Craig as the defensive back up for Berkman.

by easy on Dec 4, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Craig's probably average-ish in LF

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

but throws like a, non-good throwing person

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

that is so prejudice

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 5, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Hence, putting him in LF minimizes the effect at least a little bit. Would you rather have him in RF?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 1:56 AM EST up reply actions  

nope, no Craig in right

I’m not sure where he should play except for second base

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 2:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Man if Craig were to play second and we somehow kept Boog I would take that lineup card behind the schoolyard.

also in my dream world
/Lohse is better than 08
/Freese has a .400 BABIP
/Skip is DFA’d or traded for a prospect

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 5, 2010 2:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, Skip does....sorta.

That should answer that.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:29 AM EST up reply actions  

He can adequately play any OF position - CF in particular is important

And might even have value as a defensive sub for Berkman. I’d keep him.

by astrostl on Dec 5, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

nah

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

ryan is not fucking expendable.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 4, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

see sig

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Take It Easy

I agree he isn’t, but he is to the front office, since we were willing to trade for a second basemen to take his spot.

Sometimes I think LaRussa is sharin his booze stash with Mo...

by white088 on Dec 4, 2010 9:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Take It Easy

I agree he isn’t, but he is to the front office, since we were willing to trade for a second basemen to take his spot.

Sometimes I think LaRussa is sharin his booze stash with Mo...

by white088 on Dec 4, 2010 9:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Take it Sleazy

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

puzzling

on any given day, the krispie is better bet to get a hit or rbi than jaig
but how many given days will he be actually able to play?
now i’m even more disappointed we lost joey
he’s a better defender than jaig and part of jaig is gong to be playing a lot
and not just late innings

so much for the build from within approach
now it looks like a good dose of craig, jay, ryan, descalso, etc will be in memphis, again while we watch skip try to play 2nd base

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

what?
so much for the build from within approach

because we signed a FA to a below market 1 year contract?

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

come on

tell me its below market in september while krispie is on the dl, again

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm totally confused

seriously

who in the world is krispie?

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 4, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I call him shankles

sometimes

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

he went to rice

he’s a krispie

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

this has not been certified memetic by the collective

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

think we should table that one until later. If it turns out he’s toast, it might work, but until then it seems like poor taste.

by SleepyCA on Dec 4, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

well, he can go on using it

(unless it is found to be in poor taste)…
‘e just can’t expect it to be an accepted meme if he’s the only one using it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

poor taste?

i went to rice, we are all krispies
includes henley and luna

been around longer than veb

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

TxState 4 lyfe

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

~where you go when you aren't accepted to UT~

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

not really

UT is a pretty competitive school. top 10 school in my field (computer science)

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by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

ranked 15 or 16 in law too

last time I checked. GWB didnt get into UT law, but got into Harvard business. I got into the LS but it was too expensive, no scholly. Too bad, loved the campus and town.

by mattyp on Dec 5, 2010 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

i didn't really know anything about it at the time

i had just moved to austin and applied to UT since it was there. texas state is an alright school. a lot better than it was and it’s continuing to get better, especially if they get into the whatever conference UT is in. i imagine my degree will appreciate quite a bit over the next decade or so

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Except when it was Southwest Texas State

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

we don't talk about that

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

alright, now i'm craving rice krispie treats

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

goold tweet

cards going to shift craig back to 3rd in ST

linky

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 4, 2010 7:07 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

lololol this team is fun today

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

like i said on twitter not too long ago

the cards have had an unusually active offseason so far.

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 4, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

craig is no thurston or floppy.

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 4, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

this is more of a backup plan/spot start thing id wager

than a everyday starting thing. id bet even if he makes a somewhat decent transition he still sees most his ABs PH or in the OF

by FunkeeC on Dec 4, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

At this point

I want as many big bats in the lineup as possible, defense be damned!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

dingers,

dingers everywhere

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Freese > Craig

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe

but Craig’s bat has the higher ceiling. Considering D and bats, they’re probably pretty equal.

Padres' RFL for GG!

by stxcardsfan on Dec 4, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll believe the Craig hype when/if he starts playing or has some impressive performance

I know he had a great minor league career, but we are at a new point now.

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

To fully evaluate Craig's bat at the major league level, he needs consistant opportunities.

Craig’s ABs in the majors have been sporadic. Had Craig been given the same opportunity that Freese was given before his injury, I think Craig’s stats look much different than they currently do. Craig’s power began to show up in September because he finally was given enough ABs to adjust to MLB pitching.
FREE ALLEN CRAIG!

Padres' RFL for GG!

by stxcardsfan on Dec 4, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

dude probably isn't much better than those two

but we’ll see. my guess is that he might not even be as good as Lopez at third.

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

scary thought

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

head explodes

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 4, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Prediction:

Craig proves to be the worst third baseman in baseball and becomes one of La Russa’s favorite players.

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Dec 4, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

better than stav, right?

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 4, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

hire john mozeliak!

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

id settle for DFA

i doubt there is much a market for skip

by FunkeeC on Dec 4, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

as long as Dayton Moore is a GM

I won’t count out the possibility of a market for Skip

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 4, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

or even Ed Wade

hey Ed, you know what would be a good way to get back at us for stealing away one of your all-time franchise players? Snag our grittiest, sexiest player. That would show us!

by mattyp on Dec 4, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

That approach is best addressed to Drayton McLane.

Wade probably doesn’t care because Keppinger did a good job impersonating a MLB 2B.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

man, I wonder if the front office tweaked some dial

and defensive value became less heavily weighted across the board all the sudden.

by brackenthebox on Dec 4, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

roster matrix totals ???????$$$$$$$$$

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

If that were to happen

Boog would have to be our SS.
With the addition of Berkman’s bat and possibly having Craig’s bat more regularly in the lineup, that’s got to change their fear of Boogs poor offense hurting the team, doesn’t it? They are going to need his glove on that left side. Theriot/Skip, Berkman, Pujols, Holliday, Rasmus, Freese/Craig, Molina, Boog, pitcher – looks pretty awesome to me.

Padres' RFL for GG!

by stxcardsfan on Dec 4, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

Theriot may have just heard what he wanted to hear…

I like a Skip and Theriot platoon.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Dec 4, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

that'd work

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Do not like

I hope he can do it

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 4, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

very cool

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

so mozeliak's been reading veb...

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Dec 4, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

mcgwire was on the fence

we just had to get rid of the punchonjudy hitters and fill the lineup with dingers to bring him back. I still don’t understand how we missed out on Dunn.

Just win

by The Duke on Dec 4, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

did you see Dunn's contract?

do you know how bad Dunn most assuredly is in the OF?

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 4, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

is the defensive difference between

the big puma and dunn really that vast?

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Dec 4, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea

Dunn was worth -3 wins two year in a row as an OF.

Maybe he could get closer to -2 wins on defense, but that, I think, represents his upside (defensively). That would probably Berkman’s downside. So I think there’s a full win’s difference between Dunn’s and Berkman’s defense at the MINIMUM.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Dec 5, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

i hadn't seen punchinjudy for a long time till the other day

good to know he’s still around

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

what on earth would we do with dunn?

Berkman is probably a better OF than dunn. Dunn is also being way overpaid. He won’t be worth $56m, even playing first. I am quite happy we didn’t touch him.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Dec 4, 2010 10:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

This a million times.

PD forumgoers will never let us live down the one time sabermetrics argued that dunn was underrated half a decade ago.

Enter vivaelpujols
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by hazel on Dec 5, 2010 12:33 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Seems crazy Dunn got 4 years, and over $50m, whilst Puma only got one year for a lower AAV

Dunn might be 3 years younger and Berkman did, admittedly, have a poor year in 2010, but there’s not a lot between them in terms of hitting and Berkman is surely a much better 1B. I wonder if Kenny Williams feels robbed…

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 5, 2010 6:00 AM EST up reply actions  

batshit!

I love it

cause why the hell not
I love this team

its like playing on Xbox
you got a hitter but no place to put him?
Fuck it, stick him anywhere defense doesnt matter

plus we have guys like Berkman, which I never ever thought would be on this team

by jealousblues on Dec 5, 2010 2:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd much rather him platoon with Berkman

His 2012+ future with the Cardinals projects more likely to be as an OF than a 3B, and a permanent platoon position would assure him more PAs than backing up a same-handed 3B. In addition to giving us the best side of Berkman, it also lets him rest (and DH, and rest Pujols).

by astrostl on Dec 5, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

8 million dollar bills?

Ridiculously stupid for a player who isn’t very good anymore. I wish we still had Ludwick to play right field, but we traded him for an average pitcher.

by StopSpe on Dec 4, 2010 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

but ludwick was an average outfielder

that’s how trades are supposed to work

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

he was not an average outfielder

as he got more playing time his defense improved a lot

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

He meant as an overall player, not just defense

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

how many current outfielders ever won silver slugger

his resume seems above average
i agree his value may be average, but that is largely a function of age

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

x1000

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

luddy has been worth 2 WAR for two years running.

He’s not jayson werth 2.0.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Dec 4, 2010 10:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

it was more surprising than anything

but it boosts our ballclub. unless you’d rather see guys like miles and stavinoha in our starting lineup…

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 4, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

berkman's better than you remember him being

if this is your immediate reaction. the defense is a concern, but for a one year contract on a guy who had a 140 OPS+ in 2009 $8 million isn’t bad at all.

by DanUpBaby on Dec 4, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Way to be rational, Dan

Setting examples, and what not.

I really like this deal, but the defense part is a indeed a concern, considering he hasn’t played the OF since 2007, and has not played it for at least 50 games since 2005. Let’s hope it’s like riding a bike.

by lightbulb on Dec 4, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

all you can do is laugh….

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 4, 2010 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

who cares ?

it’s not your money and we probably weren’t gonna do anything with it anyway

by mattyp on Dec 4, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

ballpark village!!!!

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

wait this implies you think ludwick > berkman

that’s a head scratcher….

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 4, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

if you include defense

but Luddy is probably not going to be that amazing at offense anymore

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

that's debatable

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 2:35 AM EST up reply actions  

he's been better than Ludwick in every year of his career

last year they were equal but Berkman had a BABIP 40 points below and Ludwick had a BABIP about 10…

he also did it in about 60 less plate appearances

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 3:54 AM EST up reply actions  

they both had amazing 2009 seasons, amirite?

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 3:55 AM EST up reply actions  

2008 you mean?

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 3:57 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 3:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it's bedtime

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 3:59 AM EST up reply actions  

i think not

and Berkman was 7.5 that year….

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 4:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Ballpark Village

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ludwick had one year in his career when he was a +.900 OPS hitter

Berkman has had like 9 or 10.

Today’s signing makes me even happier with the Ludwick/Westbrook trade.

I expect Westbrook to be our 3rd best pitcher next year and Berkman to be our third best hitter.

Can’t wait to wear my Cards Berkman jersey to Minute Maid next year.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 4, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions   5 recs

Can’t wait to wear my Cards Berkman jersey to Minute Maid next year.

Rec’d for schadenfreude

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 4, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Now the important question:

What number will he wear? ’Cause his old 17 belongs to one Jay Hanna “Dizzy” Dean.

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Dec 4, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually....

2 me what makes this good is he’s a switchie power bat who has very good OB%; he’ll get 3 ABs and then get replaced by Jay. Good pick up for 1 year.
:=8)

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Dec 5, 2010 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

since when is Berkman not very good at hitting?

him and Holliday are not that much different, except Holliday is a lot better at D

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i think holliday is quite a bit better at this point

probably .015-.020 better

but your point is still valid

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember when this was supposed to be a relatively quiet offseason?

It’s going to be interesting to see what’s out on the field come April 1st

by white088 on Dec 4, 2010 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

I think we're done with the big signings, for now
dgoold Derrick Goold
Mozeliak says lineup for 2011 is set after this move. #stlcards

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Dec 4, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, really?

My mind is blown. LANCE BERKMAN? COMING TO ST LOUIS? I’m absolutely speechless…

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Dec 4, 2010 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

what's the lineup look like now?

i can think of three possibilities in my head.

option a:

schumaker/theriot
berkman
pujols
holliday
rasmus
freese
molina
pitcher
schumaker/theriot

option b:

schumaker/theriot
rasmus
pujols
holliday
berkman
freese
molina
pitcher
schumaker/theriot

option c:

schumaker/theriot
freese
pujols
holliday
rasmus
berkman
molina
pitcher
schumaker/theriot

i think i like the third option the best.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 4, 2010 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

i'll take option a

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 4, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

can't go wrong with either of the three

all’s i know is we will have four straight All-Star caliber hitters in our lineup next year

/towel

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 4, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Freese's OBP is heavily BABIP dependent

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

freese is the wild card

i can imagine him hitting in three different lineup slots. i just hope he’s healthy.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 4, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Freese and Berkman

both could go down for the season every time they touch the ball

Sometimes I think LaRussa is sharin his booze stash with Mo...

by white088 on Dec 4, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Freese's ankles

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Made from a silica based material!

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

sure they're not made of glass?

’cause they shatter easy

/bad joke

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 4, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

whoosh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

big whoosh

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

in other news, billionaire bruce wayne hard at work ...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

gosh, i hope so

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Dec 5, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

6th sounds most likely

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Last year

Also in like 280 plate appearances. I think it’s safe to say we don’t really know how good Freese is.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree.

which is why i could see him hitting in numerous different places. second or fifth if hitting well. sixth if hitting average. seventh or bench if sucking.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 4, 2010 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

in bed

?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 7:50 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Your gonna need alot more waffles.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 5, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

WAFFLES?

Don’t you mean carrots?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 6, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

option d

Schumaker/Theriot
Holliday
Pujols
Rasmus
Berkman
Freese
Yadier
Theriot
Pitcher

(If we are going to have a non awful offensive shortstop, it’s better to have him hit eighth).

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

opening day lineup

(assuming we face rhp)
1. Schumaker 2b
2. Berkman lf
3. Pujols 1b
4. Holliday lf
5. Rasmus cf
6. Craig 3b
7. Molina c
8. Theriot ss
9. Wainwright p

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 4, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

no way

i guarantee craig doesn’t start the year at third base.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 4, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

what if freese isn't ready?

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

i'll wait until he's signed

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Ditto.

(And wait until Ryan is actually gone.)

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe their just going to play him there in ST to get him some reps in case

Freese goes down. With this signing, and the need for a back-up catcher (just use Anderson, Mo) they probably can’t spend on another IF for 3B insurance. Craig could be a temporary back-up for Freese if injured, or maybe to give Freese more days off and to give Craig the increase in ABs he deserves. I’m open to giving Craig a legit shot at 3rd, as I love the bat.

Padres' RFL for GG!

by stxcardsfan on Dec 4, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a good point there.

Does this mean Anderson is Yadi’s backup?

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

God I hope so

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i wouldn't mind the team giving the younger guys a chance

instead of the proven vetereneyness. maybe this is also a trade-off that tony was okay with

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 4, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

My hopes...

1. Theriot
2. Berkman
3. Pujols
4. Holiday
5. Rasmus
6. Craig
7. Molina
8. Wainwright
9. Ryan

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Dec 4, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

this is my favorite lineup, as well

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 4, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

this would be best

probably won’t see it though, argh

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

this

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Dec 4, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd have to have Berkman in the clean up slot

for several reasons.
a. Against right handers it gives us a lefty hitter between Albert and Holliday.
b. It relieves Holliday of the onus of “protecting” Albert.
c. It’s the only way he’ll produce enough runs to make up for his defense. You absolutely can’t bat a defender like that in the 2nd or 6th slot.

by easy on Dec 4, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He'll still be providing runs, in the form of actual runs and not RBI.

If Berkman could log at least 130 games for us, he could potentially score 100 runs for us while batting ahead of Pujols. (just my guestimation and opinion). His value as a true table setter who also has some power, I think makes him a good fit there… if the old man only had some speed.

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by stxcardsfan on Dec 4, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

batting order really doesn't matter very much

it’s who plays, not what order they bat in that’s important.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 4, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It's important

It’s just most of the differences you see are due to random variation than anything else

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by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

and the difference between #2 and #4 is pretty much nill.

I doubt it makes one iota of difference whether Berkman hits 2 or 4 against right-handed pitching, though I’m hoping he doesn’t play as much against lefties (and certainly not in front of Albert) as he’s not hit them well in recent years.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 5, 2010 6:12 AM EST up reply actions  

A

duh

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

AWESam!

I would be fine with keeping everyone from here on out and seeing what develops. I like the depth.

Mo.

Good job now your done unless someone wants to throw a premium SS or 2B at us.

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by Red Blazer on Dec 4, 2010 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

Trade Jay or Craig, now. Probably Craig.

Holly can hold down the spot until Pham claims it in 2012, then shift back.

I like it because it lets me see a lot of Berkman’s swing.

by thepainguy on Dec 4, 2010 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

Craig has little to no trade value

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by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Jay has much more trade value and is likely not better going forward.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Jay is a good fourth outfielder to have.

He doesn’t make much more than the minimum and you aren’t going to get that much in a trade for him.

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 4, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

But you'll get more in a trade for him than Craig

And we can’t really have two fourth outfielders, especially when all of our starters are amazing.

And Jay has some good trade value I would think. He’s young, cheap and coming off of a very good debut season.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

what do you think then about craig to third again?

i think it would clear up the multiple outfielders issue.

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by Shi on Dec 4, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

We kind of need Jay though

If Rasmus gets hurt, nobody else can play a legit CF

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by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point

Do we have anyone in the minors who can play center?

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

schu could in a pinch

otherwise, not really. sugar shane, if he’s not still injured

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

shane peterson

i’m talking about 5 foot 9 inches of fury shane robinson

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

injured, wasn't he?

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by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

shoulder thing

i dunno if he still is, though

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

he had a shit-at-baseball-fracture.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 5, 2010 6:13 AM EST up reply actions  

that was un-called for.
Cardinals OF prospect Shane Robinson will undergo season-ending surgery for a dislocated left shoulder Thursday in St. Louis. Robinson was injured sliding into second base May 8.

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by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 7:57 AM EST up reply actions  

he started it.

By being shit at baseball.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 6, 2010 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

See below

I suppose Chambers is ready-ish, as stxcardsfan alluded to

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by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Defensively?

Probably about the same. Maybe a little worse?

http://www.futureredbirds.net/2010/11/18/to-better-know-a-prospect-adron-chambers/

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by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

In terms of total value

Would it kill us to have him in center for a month vs. Jay?

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, probably not

He’s actually been pretty consistent at each level of the minors

.280/.370/.375-ish

I think he could do that in the majors as well

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by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

No way he OBPs .370 in the majors

that’s like a 4-5 WAR player with competent CF defence.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 5, 2010 6:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Adron Chambers

Should probably get a shot some time this year, and is a legit CF who’s probably ready enough to be an MLB backup right now.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 5, 2010 6:13 AM EST up reply actions  

MO's not good at negotiating though

when other GM’s point out his production feel off the cliff in the second half of the season, he’ll panic & do something stupid like trade Colby for the ghost of ross barnes

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

okay, gdm

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

And if we trade Jay

then he won’t steal any more ABs from Colby in CF. I hope moving Holliday to RF doesn’t mean Jay’s going to spend more time in center this year…

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by ICEYhawtSTUNNAZ on Dec 4, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Quite the username you have there

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by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats me on the right

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by ICEYhawtSTUNNAZ on Dec 4, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If you have to ask

you’ll never know

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by ICEYhawtSTUNNAZ on Dec 4, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Filter > Render > Lens Flare

click… click… click… click… click… click… click… click… click… click… click

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by dan on Dec 4, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

is that a young Rasmus in the middle?

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And young Bobby Jenks on the left

We roll deep

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by ICEYhawtSTUNNAZ on Dec 4, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

what the fuck

uhh..

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 3:11 AM EST up reply actions  

White boyz in the barrio.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I didnt think this earlier, but now I say Trade Colby... I can see why him and old man TLR may have had issues.

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by ADMDrayson on Dec 6, 2010 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Pham in 2012?

What are you smokin’? He’s got a hell of a long way to go.

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by stxcardsfan on Dec 4, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

This

Is he saying Pham will take over right for Holliday in ’12. Cause I dont see that happening. At all

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by VolsnCards5 on Dec 4, 2010 9:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

he did have a better season with the bat,

but he still has a ways to go. I’m not sure he’ll ever make it to the majors. Hope he proves me wrong.

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by stxcardsfan on Dec 4, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

berkman/pujols

what if — based on conversations thus far — the front office knows they can’t resign pujols and plans to trade him this winter, or mid-season, and they have actually signed berkman to play 1st base?
is that even possible?
what’s the free agent class for 1st Basemen look like at the end of 2011?

by Mr.B4567 on Dec 4, 2010 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

Signing a 35 year old to a 1 year contract doesn't scream "Albert is leaving"

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by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

besides, albert has insisted (and shown) that he wants to be a cardinal

for the rest of his career. if the cards were to deal albert, it would be devastating.

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 4, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree that it would be terrible

… but if he is actually going for “fair market value” STL may not be able to both afford him and field a competitive team.

by Mr.B4567 on Dec 4, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

everyone else and their brother is handing out 20 mill plus contracts lately

whats another 8 million on top of that?

just means we can’t sign the Lohses of the world or gamble on say a Brad Penny.

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by Red Blazer on Dec 4, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

i hope he resigns.

despite the cost. i want to see him in a cardinals uniform. but if he’s decided he wants to win, make 30mil+ a year, and be on ESPN every night….

by Mr.B4567 on Dec 4, 2010 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

re-signs

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

right. of course.

early retirement is likely not on the table.

by Mr.B4567 on Dec 4, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

for the next 18 months...

everything may scream albert is leaving…. until he’s actually resigned.

by Mr.B4567 on Dec 4, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Albert may leave or he might not leave

But this signing has nothing to do with that

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

this signing, by nature,

does not imply anything regarding albert pujols

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

it could imply an insurance move based on poor resign talks thus far...

with the added bonus that we get berkman to hobble around in LF and walk to 1B in front of pujols if he does play in STL next year.

by Mr.B4567 on Dec 4, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

So you actually think that signing a 35 year old dude to a one year contract

implies that Albert Pujols will not be back in 2011?

I’m sorry dude but that makes literally zero sense. I can’t even justify thinking that

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by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Er...2012, I suppose

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by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

no, i don't think it actually implies that will be the case.

but, the front office may have a very bad feeling about being able to resign him and want options so they can pull the trigger on a trade on their terms.

by Mr.B4567 on Dec 4, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

if they can't resign him.....

and they are not going to let him walk for compensation picks…. then they are going to trade him. 3 options is all there is.

by Mr.B4567 on Dec 4, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

How is signing Lance Berkman an option?

He’s only on the team for one year

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by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

not an option for replacement.

but an option for someone to man 1B after the trade. assume we either trade for cost controlled 1B as part of a huge package…. ot sign a free agent next year.

by Mr.B4567 on Dec 4, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

He thinks Pujols will be traded during the season?

Even if Strauss is optimistic about a Pujols extension in the next six weeks.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

In other news, Pujols ate Wheaties for breakfast, and therefore might be traded.

It’s barely even December man. This is WAY too early to be shitting ourselves at every imaginary sign that Pujols might be traded/not re-signed.

I move that we act like rational human beings regarding the Pujols contract until after the 2011 All-Star Game … then we can go crazy.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Dec 5, 2010 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Besides, both Boston and New York already have long term solutions at 1B now

Just who is going to be ponying up this prospect package for Pujols?

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Dec 5, 2010 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

West Coast

Angels, Dodgers

Amaury Cazana for RF in 2011 - the legend will never die!

by avs18fan on Dec 5, 2010 8:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Dodgers are tied up in the ownership divorce

They don’t have the dough, and I’m not 100% on whether they have the prospects.

Maybe the Angels, but it’s less clear that they could get that deal done than either of the AL East giants.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Dec 5, 2010 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

i guess i'm the only one who really, really hates this move

coupled with the theriot trade it’s move evidence TLR is running the ship & not DeWitt & MO. it’s a classic overreaction move. you take away more good D & replace it with potentially a little better O. i say potentially because no matter how much weight Fat Elvis has lost he’s not the same guy that’s owned the Cards for the last decade. i dont care how good the Cards Dr’s say his knees are, we all know you trust those morans to treat our pets. was i the only one who saw him play the last couple years? he couldn’t even move at 1st, how the F is he supposed to play LF 150 times a year?

you dump Boog, you keep Skippy 2nd & add theriot at SS who are both playing out of position, Skippy rather badly. and you add an over the hill Fat Elvis who can’t move & can’t hit like he used to. plus now MO’s once again crying poor with the payroll & they haven’t even talked to Albert yet. pardon me for not drinking the Kool Aid boys & girls. this is not a good move, nothing MO’s done so far has been good.

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 7:31 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

...
you take away more good D & replace it with potentially a little better O.

What, c’mon? Berkman is one of the best hitters of all time (I’m not joking). The difference in offense between him and Jay/Craig is far greater than the difference in defense.

I don’t see how this moves reeks for TLR. Berkman is old yes, but he is neither scrappy or bad.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

he's also almost 35 & has two very bad knees

you all need to understand he’s not the Berkman from the 2000’s. i really hope i’m wrong about him but i don’t see how this will work out. maybe it will & he’ll hit like he used to. i really hope he does.

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Last year, he was a well above average hitter

Despite a terrible BABIP. The year before he was an amazing hitter (with a still, below average BABIP). The year before that he was an MVP caliber hitter (finally, with a higher than average BABIP).

I mean, he’s obviously not the .420 OBP Berkman of yesteryear, but he’s still obviously a fantastic hitter.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd be in the HOF if i played in that amusement park too

Busch is a lot fairer park than the juice box. unless he becomes a big time pull hitter i don’t think he’ll be able to reproduce the numbers he did in the past

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

adam everett disagrees with you

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by Shi on Dec 4, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey now

Adam Everett actually borrowed batting helmets from the pitching staff.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm not saying he wasn't once a great hitter

of course he was, he hit very well on the road & i know that. i’m just saying he’s older & broken & there’s no way we should expect him to do what he once was able to do

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, we can't expect an older player with worse knees to reproduce those #'s

he’s not Albert after all

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't think it's that definitive VEP

but i do believe that Big Puma is going to be a very useful player, barring an injury that keeps him out of a substantial amount of games.

I do believe the rewards outweigh the risks in this situation.

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by SheckieZx on Dec 4, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I think there little to no evidence

That Berkman has the inability to hit for a .385 wOBA (what he did in 09).

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

have you actually seen him play?

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

alright, we obvy saw two different guys then last year

i know the projections say he’ll still put up the big numbers, but the guy i saw last year in the Bronx couldn’t put up those numbers. i really hope i’m wrong

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Berkman is not very far removed from being a top tier hitter

I like the upside of this move. if not, he probably still can get on base better than a lot of our guys, so if they bat him ahead of Albert he will be valuable just for that

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I can understand the defensive concerns though

and having him in the outfield will increase the chance of injuring his knee.

but this makes the move even better: they can limit his playing time, since they have craig and jay.

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

I mean there is just no downside to this move, and the upside is incredibly.

The only problem is it’s a bit expensive, but I really doubt we would have used that 8 million elsewhere.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the move, but I think that's a little overstated

The possible downside is that he continues to play even if he’s not very good. I think it’s extremely unlikely, but that’s clearly what GDM is worried about.

As to the $8M, with even a modest return, that’s an extra $12-14M to tack on to the end of a deal for Pujols.

Again, I like the deal, but it’s not quite the zero-downside, zero-opportunity cost deal that it’s being made out as.

by brackenthebox on Dec 4, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Well theoretically, if Berkman becomes truly bad, he will be replaced in the lineup

And the odds of him becoming worse than Jay/Craig are pretty low. I just don’t think that’s a valid concern.

But you have a point, I guess I’m just so taken aback by a good move from this team I don’t know how to think.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

What about Brian Tallet as the new LOOGY?

Less than a mil!

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by ICEYhawtSTUNNAZ on Dec 4, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

It's hard to call that good or bad

I mean absolute best case scenario is he’s worth 1 WAR out of the pen, and we have like a 3 million dollar surplus.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

That's true

I’m rosier on it though because I generally like low risk/high reward bullpen acquisitions, and I very much like seeing John Mozeliak personnel decisions that don’t make me pine for Walt Jocketty.

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by ICEYhawtSTUNNAZ on Dec 4, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, this free agent market kind of sucks

I’m not sure that we shouldn’t have went after Hudson instead, but Berkman is going to outhit just about anyone on the market and won’t cost a ton compared to what he is capable of producing

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

We weren't gonna get a hitter of his quality without giving up prospects

Not having to do that is another positive of this signing

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by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

there is really very little downside unless he ends up like Penny

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

true.

he doesn’t lack the ability to do so. but i understand what gdm is getting at.

I still like this signing alot!

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by SheckieZx on Dec 4, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I like him a lot against righties still

but the dude has been junk against lefties the last two years, and I don’t think he gets back above say a .300 wOBA or so against them.

I just hope when Tony rolls his lineup dice, he lands on “bench Berkman for Craig against LHP” plenty of times.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Dec 5, 2010 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

what fraction of total cardinals innings do you think berg

will play next year?

i like the guy, but i sincerely doubt he’ll play 70% of team innings

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...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

if he were the berkman of the 2000's, we couldn't afford him

and couldn’t get him for 1yr/8MM. This is a high upside, no downside move.

If I knew that Ryan would start at SS and Theriot and Skip would platoon at 2B, and given the Westbrook signing, MO would be getting an A- for his offseason grade.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 4, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

and, to be fair, he can’t really dictate how TLR uses his resources.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 5, 2010 6:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd be happy with his 2009 numbers...

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by The MooCow on Dec 5, 2010 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

but 2010?

hard tio imagine losing 10 lbs makes him (and his knees) outfield material

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by sportsman on Dec 5, 2010 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe this will keep Boog on the team...

if Craig and Berkman are on the left side you need a vacuum cleaner at SS to keep as many balls from shooting into that vortex of iffy Defense.

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by Red Blazer on Dec 4, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

TLR will not allow Boog to stay on the team, he's gone

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Shut up

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 4, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

shut up your face!

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

as if you can tell the future?

been reading too much Strauss?

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Mo said he's trading him, so he's all but gone

i know better than to listen to staussycorn

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

last I heard, Mozeliak said that he is available

but they are not actively shopping him out

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

i saw that now, i feel used & dirty

more so than usual

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i really hope you are correct

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by scoot on Dec 4, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

its true that berkman is old,

so that’s why i’d like to see us keep jay and craig both. good insurance, imo. plus, we can rest berkman often, and even albert and have berkman play first on such days. i’m a big fan of the move.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Dec 4, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

TLR will never sit him for Jay or Craig

he’ll run him into the ground just like he did with Larry Walker

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

i dunno about that,

but it would be wise of course.

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Dec 4, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

TLR is too old, stubborn & set in his ways to be wise

unless he goes under a lobotomy between now & the season, that’s what’s going to happen. he couldn’t tell Walker wasn’t the same guy he was when he was younger so i don’t see why we should expect him to do any different with Berkman

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

i hear spants can do other things with those knives

c’mon spants, you can do a lobotomy?

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 4, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought that was ice pick

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

whatever

utilitarian?

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 4, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

she's Dominican!

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

+100

or cd
or rolen

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

he'd sit his wife for Miles if he could

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

A gritty stage rabbit?

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

in TLR's mind he's more Velveteen Rabbit

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

One plus

We get to see Berkman lay down the bat ever so gently on no-doubters.

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 4, 2010 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

He's also home to two of the best nicknames in sports

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What?

I’m pretty sure his teammates came up with that in Houston

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that's why he invented The Big Puma.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Your phrasing of this is well done.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap!

The part of me that likes dingerz likes this signing. The part of me that doesn’t like the Cardinals signing players past their primes, recovering injuries is a bit weary of it. The part of me that watched Big Puma crush us for the part of a decade, really likes it. Part of me is afraid that this might end up like the Penny situation (awesome start, injury for the better part of the year).

The offense has improved quite a bit. The defense may be hurt quite a bit. The Nicknames Above Replacement has increased exponentially.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 4, 2010 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

I don't know about NAR

if this move means Jay is off. We lose a lot of NAR with Jay but gain it back with Berkman. So NAR would be unaffected. If Jay does stay on the 25 men roster, our NAR might be the best in the league

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Dec 4, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

if Jay is done with the team

then NAR would take a hit. But we shall see if Jay is gone.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 4, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahem...
“We looked at all our options. We felt like the deal we made earlier in the week [for Los Angeles Dodgers middle infield Ryan Theriot] brings some new energy to the club. Lance’s talent, his character and what he brings to club makes us a better team and changes the makeup of the clubhouse. It’s a big add.”

Quote from Mo. He says middle infield not starting SS.

You fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

by Red Blazer on Dec 4, 2010 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

it's in brackets

that’s added in by the author

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Runs!!!!!

What a shockingly delightful turn of events this signing is!

by Hardcore Legend on Dec 4, 2010 7:51 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOO!!!

offense!!!

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Whether you like this deal or don't

at least it’s not Bronson Arroyo for 3 years at $35million.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 4, 2010 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

amen...

even redsreporter doesn’t like that deal…

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Dec 4, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

that's not really true

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 3:18 AM EST up reply actions  

and this has been a toasty stove this year.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 4, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

or Jeter's 3 yr/$51million

Your 2011 St. Louis Cardinals: Rasmus 8, Jay/Craig 9, Pujols 3, Holliday 7, M Carpenter 5, Molina 2, Theriot 4, Ryan 6, pitcher

by gocards62 on Dec 4, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok...I'm now tired of Cam Newton.

Also, Gene Chizik must love not being in Austin right now.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 7:56 PM EST reply actions  

foosball?

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 4, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

F Nebraska

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Auburn vs Oregon is going to be so much fucking fun

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

O/U total points - 150 points

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

So Oregon is

guaranteed their first national title?

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 5, 2010 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Really Cam?

Confetti Angels on the field?

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Just now?

I’ve been tired of Auburn for weeks.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 4, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't watch much college football

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

So let's say they can't sign Albert Pujols

Not because I don’t think they will but because I like these kind of thought experiments and I’m a little sick in the head. Since the Yankees and Red Sox are out of the running as trade partners, who do we got left? Angels, Dodgers, Mets? I could get on board with a trade for the Angels. Does a package of Mike Trout, Jean Segura, plus sound like fair value? A year from now are outfield could be Holliday, Trout, Rasmus. I think that’s a hell of a core to build around plus leaves money to extend Rasmus and add another piece. This year, we can move Berkman to first and go back to the platoon in right that we started with. Our offense will blow but it frees up $16 mil to give Crawford or Werth a look.

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by MattK on Dec 4, 2010 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

They wouldn't trade Trout for anybody...

let alone a rental.

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Dec 4, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He'd be like a three win....

upgrade over Morales. Trading Trout for three wins would be rediculous. Maybe if they were assured of an extension, but why would Pujols agree to such a thing?

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Dec 4, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Morales can DH

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by MattK on Dec 4, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Well they could put Morales at DH

Who do they have there, Juan Rivera? Pujols would be like an 8 win upgrade over him.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That's true...

I think it was Matsui but same difference…

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Dec 4, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe Pujols would agree to it because he doesn't have many options?

The real big players are out of the running already (NYY, Boston, Philly) and not too many teams can afford to pay him. So if someone is willing to give up prospects for him, then that team is obviously going to buck up the money to make sure he stays with him. It’s probably the only place where he is going to get paid like he wants.

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by MattK on Dec 4, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think he'll run out of suitors...

LAA, LAD, NYM, DET, ATL, CHC, CWS, and even BOS could make a run at him. Let Ortiz walk and rotate Pujols and Gonzo between DH and 1B

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Dec 4, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

If he were to go to CHC, I would start cutting people at random

No one moreso than myself

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 4, 2010 9:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't think many of those teams would be in play.

The Dodgers and the Cubs have money problems. Detroit has Miggy and now Martinez for the DH/1B spot. The Mets have a cheap option in Ike Davis. The White Sox have Dunn and possibly Konerko. That leaves LAA and Boston and I don’t see Pujols signing on to spend half the time at DH.

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by MattK on Dec 4, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd imagine Ike Davis would be part of the return for Pujols

Then again, I could see the new management in Flushing wanting to keep Davis rather than trade him for Pujols.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Dec 5, 2010 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Boston is out

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 5, 2010 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Red Sox just traded 3 of their top prospects for a rental

It’s obviously contingent on if they could negotiate an extension with Pujols. Granted none of the prospects is on the same level as Trout but Gonzalez is not on the same level as Pujols.

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by MattK on Dec 4, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Those three prospects kind of suck...

I mean, they’re ok… Worse than Wallace, Mortenson, Peterson. Trout is the best prospect in baseball.

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Dec 4, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

lol wut

The Padres got a GREAT haul out of Gonzalez

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The Pad's haul was far better than Wallace, Mort Peterson

Peterson is basically worthless. Mortensen is a possible 5th starter, not much more. Wallace isn’t as good as either of the two best pieces the Pads got (Kelly, who is a potential #2 or 3 starter, and arguably Rizzo, who is a similar prospect to Wallace, first base incarnation).

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 5, 2010 6:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok, let's play this.

My cousin today (die-hard Yankee) guaranteed me that if the Yankees don’t sign Lee and Pettite retires, they will trade for Carpenter. I laughed. But, what do you think? Cano for Carp, stat!

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Dec 4, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

We've beaten this subject to death in another fanpost

For what its worth, I think that the Yanks would be pretty desperate if they get neither Lee, nor Pettite. But I dont think I’d go for Cano.

by JWO on Dec 4, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick Swisher and a young arm

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 5, 2010 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

pass on Swisher

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by The MooCow on Dec 5, 2010 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Really? you don't go for Cano?

I would trade him for carp in a heartbeat.

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by CodyG on Dec 5, 2010 1:40 AM EST up reply actions  

unless i'm missing something

seems like a super duper thank ya Cashman insta-trade

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 5, 2010 1:41 AM EST up reply actions  

and then I just plan on being an offensive juggernaut

and hope our fifth starter can hold the opposition to less than the dozen runs a game this lineup will pop off.

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 5, 2010 1:42 AM EST up reply actions  

i would trade carp+ for cano in a heartbeat

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

i would think Trout for Pujols straight up

And then sign Pujols out of free agency

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 4, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh sweet jesus yes

If Mo pulled that off, I don’t even know what I would do.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Lance Berkman signed with STL for this reason:

-Hitting in front of Albert is the best spot in baseball. No doubt.
-If Berkman signed any deal longer than 1 year, he wouldn’t have made that much
-He got a 1 year deal, so hitting in front of Albert will beef the stats
-He hits free agency at the end of the year, and gets more money because of those beefed stats

by cardsfan1 on Dec 4, 2010 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

"The Pujols effect" is almost certainly a false assumption

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Morgan would like to have a word with you.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Dec 4, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on what's being assumed.

It may not boost his hitting ability, but it will definitely boost his run production (the counting stat kind).

Surely there are still GMs out there who will pay top dollar for a guy who scored 120 runs, right?

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Dec 5, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

If hitting in front of Pujols is so great...

why do our #2 hitters perpetually suck?

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Dec 4, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a logical fallacy

The theory behind batting a player in front of Pujols is that they don’t want to walk anybody to get to Pujols, letting him hit with men on base. Therefore, the pitcher is required to throw the #2 hitter more strikes, and he’ll get more hits, which puts more players on base for Pujols

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

while i don't exactly agree with cardsfan1's concept

maybe our #2 hitters usually suck because tony doesn’t put the most logical players in that spot in the order

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 4, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

oh great now we have a cardsfan 1....

i really should have been more original with my screename

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 3:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I love Goold
dgoold (Derrick Goold)
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by albrtfn on Dec 4, 2010 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

he's the guy who's not alberich

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL WUT

Enter vivaelpujols
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by hazel on Dec 4, 2010 8:46 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

J.Mo quote
"When you look at what we were trying to accomplish this offseason, one of the things we wanted to touch on was our offense. We didn’t know exactly we would be able to address it. We were focusing on the middle infield but as the winter has worn on, we realized that maybe the best way to address this would be looking at right-field and giving a hard look at Lance Berkman."

http://www.foxsportsmidwest.com/12/04/10/Cardinals-sign-Lance-Berkman/landing.html?blockID=366404&feedID=3708

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

Seems like a very considered quote from Mo

This day (combined with the other ridiculous contracts being given out this year) has greatly improved my confidence in Mo.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

not to take undue credit

but I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this is happening the same day I return to VEB.

And now, a self-aggrandizing link.

by brackenthebox on Dec 4, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

how many home runs did Ludwick drive in, again?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Well to be fair to Mo

Craig and Jay both failed spectacularly after Luddy was traded.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

no, really, I want to know

and I also want to know what we would have paid Ryan Ludwick if he’d stayed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Luddy also failed spectacularly,

and I think it’s pretty obvious taht he was due for some regression from his high pre-trade value.

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 4, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

the last line in that store sticks out to me

along with the last paragraph on the motherships site

Mozeliak said the Cards are “pretty much a set club” at this point, though they’ll continue to explore trade possibilities involving Brendan Ryan, who lost his starting shortstop job to Theriot. Mozeliak said there has been interest in Ryan that is worth exploring.
Mozeliak said interest in shortstop Brendan Ryan was high and they would listen to trade offers for him at the Winter Meetings, but also said he could see a scenario in which Ryan returns to the club as a utility player next season.

why is he leaving the door open for Boog to be back when TLR has done everything he can short of putting a body in Boog’s trunk to run him out of town? don’t freaking get my hopes up MO. that’s not even funny dude.

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

boog as utility player is a pretty intriguing scenario, given their propensity for starting skip at second base. hopefully they won’t be stubborn about letting him languor at the keystone when there are better options to the team. but you are right, this hasn’t stopped them from making the wrong roster decisions in the past.

I see this as a pretty level-headed quote… if someone wants to give us something of value for boog, maybe that should happen. still doesn’t make the theriot acquisition a good idea, but maybe Mozeliak is playing TLR a little bit here, and ends up keeping boog on the roster.

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

it's very aggravating for me to read that after he said he was trading him earlier

it’s like he’s got TLR pulling some strings & someone a lot more rational pulling some other ones

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I think people like to make him out as being dumb

but that’s probably going to help him in the future. I really think he is doing a pretty good job considering who he has to work with. i.e. there are more egos to deal with in this organization than just about any other.

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i would not like to be the GM of a team that gives so much power to TLR

it totally handcuffs the GM & doesn’t allow him to do his job the way he needs to do it

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure it is extremely aggravating

he’s also juggling situations with the Pujols signing, DeWitt, and whatever insane rumors are floating around, public opinion, etc.

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

what he needs is a slice of pizza

that is tailored to his exact specifications, of course.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

and some pie

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

you're assuming again, gdm

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm a master of making an ass out of myself

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

as long as you're aware

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

how could i not be? i'm not that big of a moran

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

just pr to suitors

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what i was afraid of

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Theriot is

the worst we ever did, Nunbers available, And aging Burkman slays me too,

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 5, 2010 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

He's certainly being creative

Props for thinking outside the box

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by ICEYhawtSTUNNAZ on Dec 4, 2010 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Defense

So we have awful defenders in LF, SS, 2B.
Averge defenders at 3B and CF
Above average in RF, 1B, C…

Ugh

The St. Louis Cardinals- 11 time World Champions!

by Zubin on Dec 4, 2010 8:57 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Theriot is not awful at SS

We do not know how bad Fat Elvis is going to be

Freese, if healthy, is above average

We do not know how good Holliday would be in right

The drop in defense is okay if the offense we receive is greater.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

we have awful defenders at SS?

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Theriot isn't awful, just kinda bad

And Boog should, god willing, still get some playing time at the position if he is a utility player.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

He was awful last year, but pretty good any other year (by UZR/150), and still positive lifetime.

I think he’s got a more than fair shot at being a decent defender next year.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Dec 5, 2010 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

HA

You think Colby is an average centerfielder

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 4, 2010 10:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Colby Rasmus

Best Centrefielder in MLB in 2010.

let me say that again: Colby Rasmus, best Centre Fielder in Major League Baseball in 2010… aaaaaahhhh thats good.

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by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

he was talking about defense

Colby wasn’t the best defensive CF in 2010. if you average is 2009 and 2010 defense, he’s probably just above average

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

i know, i just like saying it

best centrefielder….

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
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by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

he is quite good

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i honestly think its hard to make a judgement until we see him in 2011

cause the two seasons are so wildly different

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by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

plus after 2011 we can judge him on the 3 year UZR scale!

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

here in 'Merica we spell it centerfield

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 5, 2010 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

you also spell fibre as 'fiber' and favourite as 'favorite'

and you do dates backwards.

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
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by Aranathor on Dec 5, 2010 8:42 AM EST up reply actions  

There used to be an old cereal commercial with Harvey Corman and Tim Conway for Fruit &Fibre.

Conway kept pronouncing it Fruit&Feebray, that still cracks me up.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Who is playing CF?

Is it not Colby Rasmus?

"The Mollusk" makes me want to rail LSD crystals off my friends' sternum. Rage."

by ICEYhawtSTUNNAZ on Dec 4, 2010 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

meant to reply

whoops

"The Mollusk" makes me want to rail LSD crystals off my friends' sternum. Rage."

by ICEYhawtSTUNNAZ on Dec 4, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Thumbs up!!

As long as Berkman can stay healthy (130-145 games) then this is a big key to make the Cards 2011 line-up a serious force in the NL. I really hope his knees will hold up. I bet Tony will make sure not to over extend him too much. I can see him getting at least 2 nights off a week with Jay filling in on those nights.

Boy a frosty cold Budweiser would be great about now"…long pause…then an "aahhh". --Mike Shannon

by KYCards on Dec 4, 2010 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

you think he respects krispie's knees

more than yadi’s?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Craig would fill in, not Jay, methinks

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point made from FanGraphs
Another point in Berkman’s defensive favor is his teammates. No team can truly hide an outfielder, but the Cardinals are the best equipped to marginalize outfield defense. St. Louis’ collection of outfielders saw the third fewest balls in zone last season and the second fewest in 2009 thanks to groundball heavy staffs. Berkman will still be required to field a good number of balls, but with any luck his defensive value will be minimized by good pitching and overshadowed by good hitting.

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/berkman-joins-the-cardinals/

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

good point

didn’t think of that… more reason to play boog though

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a win-now-but-doesnt-negatively-affect-the-future approach

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

the best kind

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

...Yes. This.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Am I hallucinating?

My knee-jerk reaction is that this is a completely illogical move – a classic case of buying high on a player past his prime. That said, Fat Elvis can be as deadly a hitter as any in the game when he’s healthy. I hope like hell that this guy is in tip-top shape when the season starts.

by peppermartin on Dec 4, 2010 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

How are we buying high?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

asked vep

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

He’s coming off the worst season of his career with a .280 BABIP, this is the definition of buying low.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Well yeah... we also didn't pay him a whole lot

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff and Adam Dunn

Both got a lot more money and Berkman is projected to have the best hitting line of the three. Woot.

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 5, 2010 12:45 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

mo did a bunch of shrooms. he tried to trade chris carpenter

For a table lamp, just before he signed berkman.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Dec 5, 2010 2:00 AM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

hey if this is mo on shrooms

he should be on shrooms all the fucking time

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 3:32 AM EST up reply actions  

To be fair,

it was a lava lamp. Those things are hypnotic on hallucinogens, or so I’ve been told.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 6, 2010 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I thikn he might have came cheaper than Uribe

and for only one year

if he goes off it helps
if he fails, well we still have what we would have had in the of anyway and hes gone next year

by jealousblues on Dec 5, 2010 4:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I am so happy with this deal

I know Berkman had a down year last year, but its Fracking LANCE BERKMAN!

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Dec 4, 2010 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

NOW

Go sign that extension for PhatAlbert

The Redbirds are of the highest priority to me... As it should be

by ANDYAK47 on Dec 4, 2010 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

can't say management isn't trying to compete

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

If Mo extends Pujols

I will officially call him an above average GM.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

are you sure?

don’t be modest

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 4, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

but keep it in your pants

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

why is he wearing pants?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

how do *you* know he doesn't have pants?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

i just assumed no one on the internets wore pants

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

you assumed correct

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

how's London tonight?

the girls i follow on the twitters say you all have a lot of snow

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

so does that mean London is paralyzed?

I have heard they are helpless vs. snow.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

that is a malicious rumor

tabloids like to make it sound like we’re rubbish. in reality nothing really changes. unless its REALLY bad, like last year when the roads were so frozen that cars literally couldnt move.

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
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by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, that's when I heard it

I don’t know if my London friends were taking the piss or not, but they almost all got off work

it didn’t seem that bad to me…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yeah, its easy to get off work or school or whatever

and some people will do so. but if people need to be somewhere, or even if they feel compelled to (because we’re british and we’re awful liars) they’ll get there

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish i was in london... or anywhere with snow

Currently in liverpool. Where there has been less than 1/2 an inch of snow. also it rained today and washed the rest of it away. sucks.

Everywhere else in the country has a ton of the stuff.

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i would think liverpool would get more snow

it’s such a small island you’d think if it was snowing in the south it’d be snowing up north

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently there is rarely any snow here

to which my response was WTF?

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

ya that's weird dude

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

nothing, just that my hat goes off to you

I haven’t been able to hang like that since back in the day

by peppermartin on Dec 4, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

ta,

i’m waiting for Kevin Pieterson to get 200, or get out.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/9257778.stm

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

he's like 19, it's currently his back in the day

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

When you put it like that

it makes me think that i’m going to be looking back on VEB when i’m like 40…. wierd. Thank god i’m not gonna have children.

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

A question

is there still a bar off the Piazza called the Roadhouse? I used to have a great time there.

by peppermartin on Dec 4, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

not that i know of.

might be on the otherside of the river though, never been there.

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

enjoy your youth & your knees

you’ll miss them both when they’re gone

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

are you insinuating that i'm going to lose my legs in a horrible accident?

Probably involving sharks, the KGB, time travel and Nazis?

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

and badgers.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

and snakes

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

mushroom.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

and quaaludes

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

apu will decide if jmo signs him

bdw will give mo a limit nd if tis ok with apu, then jmo looks good
if not, he doesn’t
not much jmo can do about it when this kind of budget busting money is involved

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

well, it's all about the terms

8/160 looks a lot better on the resume that 10/300.

by SleepyCA on Dec 4, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

At what price?

I need to send a fanpost. AP WAR vs $ vs other WAR$ Berkman is a waste at +$3m/WAR

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 5, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know about you,

but 8 mil for 1 year isn’t exactly “buying low, selling high” in my book.

by peppermartin on Dec 4, 2010 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

it's lance f. berkman

you expect him to sign for $1MM plus incentives?

we’re lucky he didn’t spring for like 3/30

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

who would have done that?

if it was anyone real,he’d be there
at 35, he is not signing for 8 mil because rather have that than 3/30
3/30 isn’t out there

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 5, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

i was exaggerating both ends

lance berkman should not be expected so sign for $8MM for one year. maybe he’ll be terrible, but he’s among the best hitters of the last decade coming off pretty much the first average season of his career.

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Uh... yes it is

We’re paying him like a 1.6 WAR player when he’s never been below 2 IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey fuckface

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not your dude, pal

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw you're no fun =(

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

BUENO

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

you'd be surprised what a slab of bacon can buy

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

or salami

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 4, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

see bacon paradise on the travel channel last night?

classic

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

i saw it when it aired a few nights ago

i ran out of towels

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

get a room, you two

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

almost everyone's welcome to the basement anytime

all that’s required is you must bring some of the B’s

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

bacon, bourbon, and burnsauce?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

don't forget the brownies

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

someone ate them all

it’s all this mulling….

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

bastards

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Lance Berkman

that is all

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

straussicorn says

the contract is “high end”
so it must be so

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 5, 2010 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

You guys are so funny.

So, seriously, anything happen today?

Too stupid and sissy-like to say that you want out.
You make the eyes of a million girls and think you'll make them shout.

by The Continental on Dec 4, 2010 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

We're going geriatric...

2005 all over again.

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Dec 4, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The Padres are going to suck something awful...

next year. Why bother with Luddy at $8 million? Just go to full blown rebuild

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Dec 4, 2010 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

Yea that part of the A-Gone deal didn't make sense to me; why would they have bothered with Ludwick if this was the plan?

Insurance in case they didn’t get an offer they liked, I guess.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Dec 5, 2010 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

they were in win-now mode

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 1:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey - I'm as excited as anyone about this deal

I just still have visions of Lohse and Penny dancing in my head.

by peppermartin on Dec 4, 2010 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

The Penny signing was pretty good at the time as well

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

that was a great signing

except Penny was a wuss

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

And it worked out fine

He was worth 1.1 WAR per FanGraphs, so we lost, what, 3 million on the deal?

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

no, no, no

Penny’s fiancee is the one who dances

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I gotta say, this was a big surprise

time for a glass of wine I think

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

wine?

i don’t even know who you are, anymore!

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 4, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I ran out of beer

but will escape the house for beer at the bar round 10pm

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

omg there are so many

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Always have a thrown down bottle.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Damnit

there’s an extra letter in there.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been keeping a bottle of Buffalo Trace around lately

except I gave the last of it to my mother at thanksgiving. and it is much cheaper out there, so I’ll wait til xmas

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Must...resist...to..drink

Paper that counts for 100% of my grade due on Wednesday, Exam that’s 100% of my grade on Friday. But it is only Saturday….hmmmm

by mattyp on Dec 4, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

time

for some Yukon Jack, a superior Jack. berkman veteran deal to me sucks. Expensive retread. When are we going for upside guys?

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 5, 2010 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

this picture is hilarious

seriously i can’t stop laughing

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

dorks, Goold isn't much better

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Kinda looks like Mo just farted, and everyone heard him.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Dec 5, 2010 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I find it shocking the reaction from elsewhere on the internet is so mixed

“This doesn’t make any sense, Berkman can’t play left field!”

Have some imagination people.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

It doesn't seem "mixed" to me

Pretty much solely what you just put in quotes there!

by oplaid on Dec 4, 2010 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

just say “neither can Craig, and Jay cant hit so what do you want?”

by jealousblues on Dec 5, 2010 4:06 AM EST up reply actions  

That's the other glaring issue

the man is the defensive equivalent to Chris Duncan. He’s 35. He should be a DH.

by peppermartin on Dec 4, 2010 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

First, a suggestion: If you hit "reply" to whatever post you're referring to, it's much easier for us to understand what you're talking to

Secondly, he probably won’t be much better than Chris Duncan in LF. He will assuredly hit better than Chris Duncan in LF.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

he might be worse than Chris Duncan in LF

but what we needed most for the team was a high on base percentage hitter, and we got him

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

with mysterui's mom?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

My mother is a beautiful, college-educated lady

How DARE you talk about her like that?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

are you saying peppermartin's not good enough?

I’m so confused

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

How dare you suggest that she would engage in extra-marital sex

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

again

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, so it wasn't your mom

maybe I should’ve said ‘in bed’

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

she's married?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yeah

I’ll bet she got “educated” a lot in college

by mattyp on Dec 4, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

people do need money to pay off those debts.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

mostly in the "hard sciences"

hmmm…everything looks dirtier in quotes. Anyway, I’m done.

by mattyp on Dec 4, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

"organic chemistry"

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

"physical therapy"

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

"differential equations"

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm Ron Burgandy?

Official sponsor of Fat Jesus.

by MattK on Dec 4, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah but what are the odds she learned to be such a whore in college?

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 5, 2010 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

or nick stavinoa for that matter

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 5, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

yuk, yuk

Fangraphs anticipating more tlr/colby antics:

“Now, definitions of instincts may vary across the board, but at least Berkman has some experience in the outfield too, even playing center (which should come in handy once Rasmus is benched for inauspicious lengths of time).”

Just win

by The Duke on Dec 4, 2010 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

does fangraphs have a graph of "inauspicious"?

is that after ludicrous?
no, wait, that’s speed…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

OH GOD MY HEART

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

MF'in

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

you have made peach unhappy

what have you to say for yourself

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

except

IT’S COMING FROM INSIDE THE BLOG

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

THE BLOGGING IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE BLOG

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Inception

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

you're in no danger from me tonight

my stabbing knives are all loaned out to others

by peach concrete on Dec 4, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

whew

hopes this isn’t a trap

by brackenthebox on Dec 4, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

using the Rays', just for variety

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I like this.

It does not bring back bad childhood memories.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

ITS A TARP

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

someone post the vinny one

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see the relevance

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

wrong vinny

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

ouch

stop punching!

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

never forget

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff just signed....

for 2yr/$22MM and we got Berkman for 1yr/$8MM. Huff and Berkman are the same age.

Mo 1, Sabes 0.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 4, 2010 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

beating sabes is not that hard...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

WS Champion, MF'er!

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 4, 2010 10:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Although, to be fair

Huff if coming off of a much better season, and is actually playing in position.

by vivaelpujols on Dec 4, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

(as is his thong, according to MCC)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

it's reached legendary status, for real

it’s like Ruth’s called shot and Aaron Fucking Boone. “The Rally Thong”.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

true, but then sabes should have signed berkman to play first...

and saved some money. Last year might be the only year in Huff’s career where he was better than Berkman. Screams fluke to me.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 4, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

this is fun

krispie with huff’s knees would be worth 11M

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

how can those two be the same age?
wow

by jealousblues on Dec 5, 2010 4:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I think we have the ex-card brigade in Cincinnati to thank for this

Dewitt, Mo, TLR are pissed thst St.Louis East has made them look bad and their competitive juices are flowing now. Looks like it took Walt to open DeWallet.

Just win

by The Duke on Dec 4, 2010 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

that seems, a little opinionated, or something

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

personally I'm uncomfortable thinking of the FO and juices.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

it seems that walt's are coveted

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't picture anything on VEB.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

especially late night VEB

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

or early morning VEB

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not in to conspiracies or anything,

but does anyone find it strange that DeWallet LIVES in Cincinnati?

by peppermartin on Dec 4, 2010 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

all right, enough with the nicknames!

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah,

I just cant seem to make fun of the payroll after they signed Matt
(eventhough payroll hadnt gone up much yet)

by jealousblues on Dec 5, 2010 4:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Is he living on the air?

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 4, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

well he's from there so no

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Double U, who are what?

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I know of the show, but there's no context

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

nonsense, everyone know women never age pasted 21

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

never picture anything on VEB....

NEVER

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

they sure are looser!

Sheckie fail

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 4, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

perverts! the lot of you

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

this is a great theme song.

but the “Welcome Back Kotter” theme song is the greatest in the history of television.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 4, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

This is also great

the 70’s were fantastic for prime time sitcoms theme songs.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 4, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, the 80's werent so bad either

I love Magnum PI theme song
and, um im sure there are others

by jealousblues on Dec 5, 2010 4:12 AM EST up reply actions  

But seriously

shouldn’t the owner of the ST. LOUIS CARDINALS actually live in the St. Louis area? What’s next? Next thing you know, they’ll be selling Anheuser Busch to foreigners!

by peppermartin on Dec 4, 2010 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

reply fail?

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The reason they made this deal

Because the 2011 Cardinals will be the best Cardinal team for the next 5 years. All down hill after this

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 4, 2010 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

meh

we said that about the 2010 team. if every team henceforth is ‘the best team of the next 5 years’ we’ll be fine.

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

actually

if every year was the best remaining year,

we’d end up like one of my favorite statistically improbable careers

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/staplda01.shtml

by vances law on Dec 4, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

that is awesome

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

whatever

look at that postseason line. He clearly went out on top

by brackenthebox on Dec 4, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

why's that

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

depends on how

colby, miller, martinez, cox, etc turn out

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah this is true

but every year of Albert’s prime that is wasted with a non-championship caliber roster is saddening.

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 4, 2010 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

still had a decent run at it in 2008

despite the fact that our 2nd best pitcher was Wellemeyer. oh god.
Hence this team has been conistently competitive

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Like it or not

AP’s talents have been squandered by the ownership by holding onto TLR so long.

by peppermartin on Dec 4, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

perhaps somewhat

but not that much. I would like to see another manager though

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

pop warner!

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

you could say that about any star player on any team (that isn't the Yankees)

This is a team game, even if the Cards’ COULD win the WS every year doesn’t mean they are. Thats like saying the Rays are squandering Evan Longoria or the Brewers are squandering Ryan ‘Douche’ Braun.

Just because a great player is on a team, it doesn’t make the team great, and placing that blame squarely with TLR, is frankly, unfair.

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

we can, however, check out the interesting patterns of September swoons.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not so sure it's that simple, but ok

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 3:29 AM EST up reply actions  

agreed they have been competitive

but i’d say they should be aiming at a dynasty and not 1st or 2nd place in the NL Central

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 4, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

this roster is probably close-ish

and so long as some health-risks stay healthy is probably is championship caliber

2007,2008 weren’t.

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 4, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Lance Berkman Comps

Here are some players similar to Lance Berkman, along with their Age 35 OPS+

Larry Walker- 150
Willie Stargel- 147
Jason Giambi- 148
Jack Clark- 127

by salukihoops on Dec 4, 2010 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

But keep in mind

Larry Walker – played in the launching pad of Coors Field
Willie Stargel – freak of nature
Jason Giambi – steroid baby
Jack Clark – douche bag

by peppermartin on Dec 4, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

OPS+ is park-adjusted.

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 5, 2010 12:56 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

lance berkman is not an oompa loopma

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

this

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate to wish ill on anyone

But if skippy would just decide he doesn’t want to play baseball anymore, our lives would be a lot easier

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 4, 2010 10:16 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I do wish people would stop hatin on the Schu-man

Schumaker and the most important play ever made

WINNAR

or are you seriously suggesting that VEB would be a better place without me…?!

don’t answer that

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with Aranthor here.

yeah, he hasn’t been the best 2B. But come on guys…and gals, he could prove useful to our team.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 4, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

its not shoe

every player must be evaluated with tlr colored glasses
stats be damned

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 4, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't mind schu

But as long as he is on the roster, he will be the starting 2nd baseman, and that I do mind

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 5, 2010 11:14 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't mind schu

But as long as he is on the roster, he will be the starting 2nd baseman, and that I do mind

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 5, 2010 11:14 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

he should follow his dream to be in law enforcement

and try to rehabilitate inmates named Monster

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry for yelling

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

actually, I do follow him.

there’s a certain small number of posters who always reply-fail, and they have reasons.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

you are not excused

ctrl-f

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

also

z-tabbing

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

The day I discovered that was a really good day.

by peach concrete on Dec 4, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

or reply, it is the same price

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 5, 2010 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I THOUGHT THESE WERE TELEGRAMS

STOP

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought the wire version tom s wrote a few weeks ago was hilarious

aside: I read hilarious as “high-larious”.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 4, 2010 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i just got this

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

what are you traying to tell me

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

second test at Adelaide

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, but Douglas Adams ruined cricket for me

Although I have some academic interest in the batting and bowling since the same principles apply. I’ve studied Shoobee Doobee Acktar.

by thepainguy on Dec 4, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

For your consideration

He’s a bit more extended than is typical at the POC, but this is a very short 9 frame swing.

by thepainguy on Dec 4, 2010 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

maybe it's an outside pitch?

i’d like to see a greater number of swings than one

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

interesting

i still have to wonder if this particular swing is representative of the hundreds of thousand of others throughout his career

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

i also assume

this mainly just for fun. because he’s clearly proven himself to be an elite hitter. career .400 wOBA and all

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

well there you go

adjustment for the changeup

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 5, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

you know that i know nothing about this sort of thing

but that looks decent enough to me.

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a lot to like

But it’s a bit unusual, especially for an inside pitch.

by thepainguy on Dec 4, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

MOAR

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

do you have anything from his time with the yankees?

Someone posted earlier that he looked pretty bad in the second half.

by SleepyCA on Dec 4, 2010 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

hello, that was me, he looked awful, i know he was hurt, but it was bad

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

There's no way this swing pans out

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 5, 2010 1:00 AM EST via mobile up reply actions   4 recs

Nice swing...

…head down, rotates his hips into the swing, generates power below the waist, power follow-through. Cow old is this clip?

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Dec 5, 2010 1:59 AM EST up reply actions  

His bat is bending!

His bat is bending! Just as he’s beginning his swing towards the front. Around frame 21-22 (any chance you can number these, tpg?)

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 5, 2010 3:08 AM EST up reply actions  

There is no spoon?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 3:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Berkman's ISO was way down last season

usually it’s around .230, but it was at .166

hopefully that was a fluke. here’s Berkman since 2005:

2005: .399 wOBA
2006: .425
2007: .383
2008: .419
2009: .386
2010: .345

I think him having .360 to .375 wOBA is a good estimate for next season

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

seems like a pretty high variance projection, though

could be that he’s on a steep downhill slope and will drop off even more, or it could be a total aberration and he could get back up near a .400 woba

by rg643 on Dec 4, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, that's probably more accurate

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

whoa, 500?

i’ll look in vegas for that one and make me some money going <500!!
4 at bats, 162 games = 648 at bats means he would have to play >75% of all game innings (plays all innings 3 of every 4 days for 6 months)
i’d bet no on that one

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 5, 2010 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

incoming blockquote (MLBTR)
George Sherrill during the winter meetings. “I had a horrendous year. I couldn’t get my mechanics right now matter what I tried,” said Sherrill, who had a 6.69 ERA in 2010. “I’m ready to bounce back and help somebodyno matter my role.”

LOOGY?

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

i knew it!

i saw him pitch a few times & he looked way way off. i should be like a scout or something

go get him MO

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

are you saying

he’s tipping his pitches??

gasp!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 4, 2010 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

it's an epidemic

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I read this as:

“Help me, Dave Duncan- you’re my only hope”…

by SleepyCA on Dec 4, 2010 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Backup catcher!

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 5, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone see Harang's deal with the Friars?

1 yr/ $3 mil Not a bad deal for the Padres. Had we not re-signed Westbrook, I would have been interested in Harang on a deal like that.

Padres' RFL for GG!

by stxcardsfan on Dec 4, 2010 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

I can't believe that Jocketty resigns Arroyo to that awful extension

but lets Harang go for pennies.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 4, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

fixed

I can’t believe that Jocketty resigns Arroyo to that awful extension

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by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions   5 recs

Are in-season Jocketty and off-season Jocketty even the same person?

This may just be me remembering incompletely, but it seems like he’s great with late July deals and finagling, but struggles when there’s no hard deadline making him work at things.

by dronemc on Dec 5, 2010 1:56 AM EST up reply actions  

he just rolled out the mulder contract and changed the names

to protect the guilty

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by sportsman on Dec 5, 2010 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

War-time hero, peace-time f-up.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

He may have given a home town discount to play in SD

May be a good deal for him. With that park, he could pad his stats and set himself up for a bigger payday next off season.

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by stxcardsfan on Dec 4, 2010 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

CCDGAF about injuries

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by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I had deep reservations about that extension though it has been

good for the Cardinals thus far.

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by azruavatar on Dec 4, 2010 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

The first two years were awful

It’s just recently that it has looked like a better deal.

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by MattK on Dec 4, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

miraculously

it’s not often a guy can miss 2 years of a 5-year contract and the team come out on top

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by prophetjohn on Dec 4, 2010 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

like i said

CDGAF

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by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah I'm stunned

perhaps I underestimate Harang’s decline? I still think of him as being better than Arroyo.

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 4, 2010 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

On that deal, for that money, there isn't a great deal of harm in it

but Harang is a terrible pitcher, ERA+ of 75 last year.

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by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

last year was definately a bad year for him, but he'd been fairly solid before that.

He may rebound a bit next year. Getting out of GAB and into PETCO will surely help his production.

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by stxcardsfan on Dec 4, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

by UZR, Berkman looks much more comfortable in LF

LF UZR: 3.8 career

RF UZR: -10.8 career

for what it’s worth, the fangraphs “arm” stat likes his throwing ability

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 4, 2010 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

As a Houston resident

I can say that puma was a good friend of 1560 the game which is a privately owned sports station here and talked in a couple of interviews about his 2010 season and his knee injury. As you can imagine he was always a great quote and was always honest in any interviews. He said before the trade that He was never healthy last season but he knew He could get back to where he was.

I don’t know if that happens but I do know that puma is not a steroid baby and has always been a pure hitter. Never worked out much and never had a rigid routine before games. He just jumped into the cage and started ripping. Many astros teammates have voiced awe regarding that. It seems to me it’s quite possible that he realized he needed to work harder to extend his career and I hope he has. I also think he is an OBP machine which we have never had in front of Hombre. In fact he was the closest true comp tonpujols in MLB during the past decade – high OBP high AVG HR and low K/bb. Even at 35 um really happy he’s on the roster.

by rlgosnell on Dec 4, 2010 11:17 PM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

everyone always has said he's a good dude & a classy guy

i never liked him because he absolutely destroyed the Cardinals pitching. it’s going to be weird pulling for him now

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

nice

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 2:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Kevin Pieterson, double ton!!

G’night everybody.

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by Aranathor on Dec 4, 2010 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

Hey guys, I'm going to complain about the NCAA.

Does anyone else feel like Cam Newton’s ruling is a complete joke? How the hell does allowing Newton to play help the college recruiting scene? What they have essentially implied by it is that the child is not culpable to the crimes of the parents. What is stopping parents from doing this now?

Personally, this is an agenda driven agenda to me, so that Newton will play in the national championship and make them lots of money. There is no other reason for them to make this ruling in my view other than that. Even though it disgusts me to consider, just the fact that TCU is sitting right there undefeated makes the NCAA a little skittish about ruling against Newton. I don’t think Auburn should be held accountable for this (We don’t know if they know about this, I suspect that they didn’t), but Newton should almost certainly be held ineligible for the year barring further investigation.

Maybe this is some provoked anger from the Guy-Marc Michel ruling the NCAA made a few days ago. Guy-Marc Michel, a center from Indiana, played in France before he went to the US to go to college, and played a grand total of 5 minutes professionally in 5 games. While doing this, he paid for the necessities of his household and attended some college classes in 2006. The NCAA ruled him ineligible for his college career since he “attended” college in 2006, therefore his eligibility is over.

I somewhat wish I could command the NCAA, just to clean up the organization for its greedy nature and half-ass investigations.

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by Taskmaster on Dec 4, 2010 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

Coming from a USC student

Yes. The ruling was a joke.

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by mysterui on Dec 4, 2010 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree but I can't resist
“I’ve made mistakes, I clearly did, but what I was hoping for was that some other dumbass would get on the front page and take me off the hook,‘’ Pearl said. "I miss Lane Kiffin.’’

Also, I hate Auburn so I’m biased.

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by azruavatar on Dec 4, 2010 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Rasmus us an Auburn fan?

Booo. Go ’Bama.

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by azruavatar on Dec 4, 2010 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

*is*

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by azruavatar on Dec 4, 2010 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

He was an Auburn signee

Fortunately we made his decision easy for him

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 4, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

shouldn't you be at the rose bowl right now?

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

explanation that makes sense

Bush’s family did receive money. Newton’s didn’t but just tried to. Mr. Newton, as far as is known, was not known by Cam. Since the heresay evidence that does exist is with a different school than he actually attends, he is eligible to play for the school that he actually goes to. If he had went to Mississippi State and the evidence had then come up, he would be ineligible to play.

/I don’t really care either way, I have watched literally 2 quarters of college football this year. The majority of major colleges are corrupt, some are better than others at CYA procedures. Also, the above explanation is what I have gained from listening to Rick-n-Bubba explain it every morning for the last 6 weeks. They have sited another incident that happened with another young man at Alabama a few years ago as the reference point.

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by scoot on Dec 5, 2010 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I think that ruling has to do with how your eligibility clock starts ticking when you start college.

I could be wrong.

However, it just goes to show you how easy it is to interpret your rules when it favors your bottom line by keeping a player eligible. They could discipline Bush because he never was going to play an NCAA game that would make them money.

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by MattK on Dec 4, 2010 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, the ruling was a joke

and made no sense. had it been anybody else not in a title game contention, the ruling probably would have been completely different. some of the ncaa’s rulings are complete jokes, and this is one of them.

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by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 4, 2010 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, it's total & complete BS

the dude’s dad demands & receives money for his sons services & said son isn’t shown the door? that’s crap of epic proportions. if im USC i’m throwing a major fit because they just got bent over the table because reggie & his family did the exact same thing.

the ncaa is one of the most crooked & corrupt organizations in the world. i’m not surprised they let him off the hook considering they do not want a small school like TCU to play Oregon. but i think it will be funny in a few years to watch them bend over backwards to make an example of Auburn & make them give back all wins, take away money & schlarships & maybe take newtons heisman away

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by gdm426 on Dec 4, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

thought at this point it was just "solicitation"

no proof money exchanged hands…

i mean come on the NCAA looked into it..

i mean if he was guilty they would have made him sat out this game, forcing auburn to be terrible and cause Pandamonium and all the “playoff” people to resurafce..

Im sure they thought long and hard..even though pundints are saying the investigation is not over

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by punchinjudy on Dec 4, 2010 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Receives money

Where has that been proven? How many games did Bush have to sit out? It took a loooong time for the NCAA to act with USC. The violations there happened at the school the kid went to, money was proven to have changed hands, and McNair was implicated in the case. A few pretty key differences at this point in time.

You don’t think the NCAA has done a little bit of due diligence on this? Not that facts can’t still surface, but the FBI is already sniffing around the MSU booster. The FBI would undercut them and make them look foolish at any time, if the FBI trail would lead to Auburn. That tells me the NCAA isn’t finding what everyone instinctively assumes they will.

Also, this ruling isn’t really a precedent. The Albert Means situation was a coach engaging in pay for play. He wasn’t eligible at Alabama, but was immediately eligible at Memphis. It was a coach rather than a parent so that is one difference, but another is that money was proven to have exchanged hands. Didn’t matter, he was eligible.

And I am biased for full disclosure. Lived in Auburn for a few years.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 5, 2010 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

no, i have no believe that the ncaa has done their due diligence

i think they looked just enough to not find anything & hope the feds find something on the msu booster to discredit him, or that nothing is ever found.

i personally have no vendetta against auburn, but i also think there is a lot more to this story than they want anyone to believe.

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by gdm426 on Dec 5, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Auburn has had problems with boosters in the past

No doubt about that. That’s why Auburn has a strong compliance staff that has been working this from about the moment Newton committed. I believe they had what if discussions about a range of possible scenarios with the NCAA before Newton played a down, let alone was a Heisman candidate. I would imagine the story as it stands now was within that range. If the story evolves to what many assume it to be, then Auburn will deserve what they get since they knew something happened with MSU since January.

I just don’t believe it went down that way. Their compliance staff isn’t a joke and had a chance to investigate.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 5, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

this kids entire story smells fishy to me

from his time in Florida, to how he left, to now, it just stinks. something’s not right. i don’t know the who’s, what’s, where’s & why’s, but something isn’t right.

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by gdm426 on Dec 5, 2010 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

hasn't been proven

all is hearsay that FESPN passes along as fact. And we are falling for it. FESPN! Why do you think everyone loves Oregon this year? FESPN/ABC have convinced you to love them. Who owns right to SEC coverage? That would be CBS. Now, Pac-10 or whatever it is that Oregon plays in? That would be ABC. Why do you think that Oregon gets a ton of “free” PR from FESPN/ABC? Because it benefits FESPN/ABC’s bottom line.

/again from Rick-n-Bubba

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by scoot on Dec 5, 2010 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not really sure how you're connecting all of this...

but Oregon is undefeated. They are 1 of 3 teams in the country to be undefeated, so I’m not exactly sure how ESPN is the only reason people think they’re good. Also ESPN has a contract with the SEC.

by Cardsfan25 on Dec 5, 2010 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Read my first post

secondhand information from a morning radio talk show. I don’t follow college football at all, I just listen to the 2 sexiest fat guys on the radio for the jokes. Its not my fault they insist on talking college football all the time.

I do know that Oregon is undefeated and so is Auburn in what I hear is the toughest conference in CFB. Cam Newton BS aside, the 2 best teams are set to play for the national championship.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 5, 2010 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

i've been a Oregon fan for the past decade, i didn't just jump on their bandwagon

FSN, Verses & ABC/WWL share the Pac-10. while yes ABC/WWL do profit from the Ducks good season, they aren’t the only ones.

also this isn’t all hearsay. the ncaa admitted as such when they said the actions of Cam’s dad do not affect Cam in any way. when in fact the exact opposite has always been true. they’ve told every athlete from the table tennis teams to the football teams, if you’re folks to anything wrong we see it as you doing something wrong. that’s the big point here & why many people are so upset about this. they are making a special exception for Cam & that’s something they’ve never done for a QB on a major program before. at least not in public

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by gdm426 on Dec 5, 2010 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

like i said

i’m just relaying what I’ve heard on the radio. And what I’ve heard says that no money changed hands and no negotiations were made with the actual university that he is attending. The explanation I have heard is that since nothing took place with auburn, he is eligible to play at auburn. If the investigation had turned up that anything had taken place at auburn, he would be ineligible. By the same token, if he had went to Mississippi State, he would not be eligible, even if no money had changed hands.

So by that explanation, yes he would be responsible for his father’s actions, even if his father hadn’t received any benefits. I went to the show website to see if I could track down a clip of their explanation to see if I was messing it up somehow, but found nothing.

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by scoot on Dec 5, 2010 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

ya i get that

and you’re correct, because nothing from him or his family has been linked to Auburn he can still play. it doesn’t mean that’s right though because if this happened at MSU, you know it happened at Auburn.

my question is why did he go to Auburn? if MSU was going to have to pay $100K-$200K, how much did Auburn have to pay? and what else other than cash did they have to fork over? homes? cars? hookers & blow?

what sucks is this stuff goes on. if the ncaa would just compensate the players better & keep boosters under control a lot of this crap wouldn’t be happening. i don’t blame the players or family’s, it’s not their fault this is the way the system works. it’s the ncaa’s for letting it go on this long & not doing more to stop it.

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by gdm426 on Dec 5, 2010 2:00 AM EST up reply actions  

the NCAA may be corrupt

but at least they didn’t put the BCS championship in Qatar.

by mattyp on Dec 5, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

absolutely

question they didn’t answer is, was cam in on the deal to go to msu for 180k? he went to auburn because msu would not give him the money. they need to say he was not in on it. would he have gone to msu if they had come across with the money? hard to imagine dada was doing this w/o knowing he could deliver.

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by sportsman on Dec 5, 2010 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Still

When it comes to a sports organization that makes you pull out your hair, FIFA takes the cake. Even over the IOC as far as I’m concerned. The NCAA has definitely been a faulty group but if what has been reported over the past few years about FIFA is true, they win the most corrupt/greedy/incompetent sports body award, hands down.

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by jacksonian on Dec 5, 2010 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Indeed, FIFA and the IOC rarely get addressed in the states

but FIFA especially is really bad with rulings, especially about where to play events, etc.

At the particular moment I wrote the post, the NCAA pissed me off more than the others :)

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by Taskmaster on Dec 5, 2010 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

they are trying to tell us that his dad demanded and received money for Cam Newton’s services YET Cam Newton knew absolutely nothing about it

BULLFUCKINGSHIT

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by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 3:50 AM EST up reply actions  

you all ready to party?

then get your asses up here!

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by gdm426 on Dec 5, 2010 12:18 AM EST reply actions  

but then you wouldn't have had those great morning afters

you gotta look on the bright side of life dude

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by gdm426 on Dec 5, 2010 2:01 AM EST up reply actions  

are you Fredbird's partner or something

?

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by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Define partner.

Sorry gdm, couldn’t help it. It was just sitting there.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

OT: does anybody here use a WebOS phone?

I just bought a Palm Pre from eBay—I finally felt justified in upgrading from the razr 2—and was surprised to learn there was no official twitter client. Any recommendations would be great.

The phone is awesome, by the way; I’ll probably move to an iPhone eventually, but I didn’t want to use an upgrade on one halfway through their usual cycle, and the tech nerd in me wanted to give WebOS a try. Verdict: Not quite as polished as iOS, but I love the way they designed multitasking, and the gesture area under the screen is a great idea. Much better than my (limited) experience with Android.

by DanUpBaby on Dec 5, 2010 12:43 AM EST reply actions  

how did they design multitasking?

i don’t even understand what that means. android multitasks like a windows or mac computer does. you just open an application and the one previously running doesn’t have to close.

i’m vaguely familiar with what apple refers to as multitasking on iOS. vaguely similar to that?

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by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

VAGUELY?

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by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

should i say vaguely again?

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by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

just don't misspell it

or there’ll be an “in bed”

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by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah I worded that strangely. the way multitasking is performed, I guess—

the card/stack metaphor. I don’t know anything about the underpinnings.

by DanUpBaby on Dec 5, 2010 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i don't know about it

androud does true multitasking. but it’s probably even lessed polished than webOS. certainly less polished than iOS

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by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

the unfortunate thing is

as cool as the multitasking is, I haven’t yet felt a need to run very much at the same time—I keep things open just so I can mess with the cards. I’m clearly not a power user.

by DanUpBaby on Dec 5, 2010 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

WebOS is awesome

Unfortunately, the hardware options so far are mostly crap. I’m hopeful HP will have some decent options before too long.

I think the task-switching is great, if a little overblown. I didn’t really see how it was some revolutionary idea like they claimed at the time of launch, considered it’s basically the same way that tab switching worked in existing mobile browsers. That said, it is the only of the mobile phone platform that focuses on multitasking as part of the overall experience rather than just porting the desktop metaphor (android), or providing a gimped, tacked on option (iOS).

by brackenthebox on Dec 5, 2010 7:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Straussycorn has new material up

linkege

here’s the money quote from Fat Elvis

“The older you get, you never know what you’re going to deal with. I’m going to do everything in my power to be as good as I can be for the Cardinals,” he said. “Everybody is going to say they feel great. But if I didn’t feel good about it, I wouldn’t have put myself in this position. It’s almost good to have a little chip on the shoulder and have something to prove.”

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by gdm426 on Dec 5, 2010 1:54 AM EST reply actions  

so basically

berkman=penny?

1yr, 8mil to try to prove you still have it.

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by scoot on Dec 5, 2010 1:59 AM EST up reply actions  

we'll see, if he hits a GS in May & then falls into the Bermuda Triangle, he will be

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by gdm426 on Dec 5, 2010 2:02 AM EST up reply actions  

i don't know but i'd much rather have him there than Fat Elvis

Busch’s right field corner is tricky, more so than left’s which can be trouble too

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by gdm426 on Dec 5, 2010 2:05 AM EST up reply actions  

If we can make the WS with Larry Walker playing RF in a hoverround

and win the WS with Chris Duncan dry humping flyballs in both corner spots, I don’t give a damn where The Berkman Man plays, as long as he hits.

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by Alxfritz on Dec 5, 2010 2:06 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Fritz just hit the nail on the head, folks.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:08 AM EST up reply actions  

imagine what Walker could have done with a Segway?

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by gdm426 on Dec 5, 2010 2:15 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That technology is just too advanced for simple Canadians.

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by Alxfritz on Dec 5, 2010 2:20 AM EST up reply actions  

The Berkman Man

get used to it folks, cuz you know we’ll be hearing a lot of that one

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by mattyfrommo on Dec 5, 2010 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

For ST they need to just put Matt in RF and have guys just smack balls at him all friggin day until he figures it out.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sold on Berkman in left yet

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 2:09 AM EST up reply actions  

sorry, meant to say right

he seems to play better in left. I guess it really depends on who has the better arm right?

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 2:10 AM EST up reply actions  

He's really only going to have to cover about 2/3 of LF, Colby will cover the rest.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I think moving Holliday to right is probably the best move

Jon Jay can play any of the outfield positions adequately. so he can give the guys days off. I just hope they use him for that and let Colby play more games.

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 2:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep, Colby needs to be left alone to play his game.

But JJ could spell them very well, but what to do with the Craigen? I so hope that Boog is still here, cuz he could cover a 1/4 of FE’s 2/3, thus minimizing his D further.

You're the fail to my win?
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Craig could end up being a key to the infield

but since they have never tried him out there in the past, I have no idea what to expect or if he can stick there.

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 2:40 AM EST up reply actions  

It's an interesting thought.

Too bad Skip doesn’t hold much trade value, we really don’t need him and we’re paying too much for what he doesn’t do.

You're the fail to my win?
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:44 AM EST up reply actions  

In a word?

Fuckyeah!

You're the fail to my win?
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:58 AM EST up reply actions  

because TLR supposedly runs a meritocracy

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 3:18 AM EST up reply actions  

IDGAFWTLRR

Boog should never be placed in the doghouse, not enough room to spin. And Carp is the only one good enough to put him there.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

although I'd like to see him lay off some of those throws

might make Pujols get injured. maybe that’s the real reason he’s in the doghouse.

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

but making daring throws is partly why he's an elite defender

so, there’s that.

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

And I am in total agreement with you, on all counts.

But I doubt TLR will. The man just has his own little world and everybody had better do what they’re told to do in it.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

left at minutemaid

fewer issues since the ss can play any carom

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 5, 2010 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

holy shit

we got a hittin’ ass outfield

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 2:03 AM EST reply actions  

That could be taken a few different ways.lol

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:06 AM EST up reply actions  

read like i posted it from texas

it becomes a bit more clear what i mean

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 2:10 AM EST up reply actions  

gotcha

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:16 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah we do

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 2:10 AM EST up reply actions  

can the season start tomorrow

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 2:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Let's not push it too fast. I want Not-so-Fat Elvis to heal up as much as possible.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:16 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah

based on his comments, he’s playing for a contract. i hope he comes in all in shape plays a decent left field and gives us matt holliday numbers from the left side

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 2:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Towel!

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:18 AM EST up reply actions  

in bed

?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 8:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Did you two ever go to sleep?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

speak for yourself

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

uh huh

you sure are observant

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

is your penis involved in that pronoun?

no one else is

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

are you using two hands to type?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

His other personalities are starting to pop up.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

plus a montage

montage!

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 2:09 AM EST up reply actions  

are you toying with me

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 8:02 AM EST up reply actions  

That last sentence really deflated the whole thing for me.

Nice write up tho.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:14 AM EST up reply actions  

if the interest that's worth exploring ends up being perdomo 2.0

I’m going to hire some stereotypical high school bullies to throw mozeliak into a locker or maybe give him a swirly.

by DanUpBaby on Dec 5, 2010 2:31 AM EST up reply actions  

You could probably get Flim and myself to do it for bail money.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:34 AM EST up reply actions  

is it a problem that i'm pretty hyper and not tired at all?

i just MIGHT pull an all-nighter but then my tomorrow would suck cause people and family is coming over….

i’ll just go with the flow of the night….

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 3:59 AM EST reply actions  

go to bed or go out and wreak havoc

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 4:00 AM EST up reply actions  

terriers it is

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 4:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree. Lay down with a book

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 5, 2010 4:04 AM EST up reply actions  

that's "lie"

“lay” implies… well. in bed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 8:04 AM EST up reply actions  

you just boo'd grammar

your fate is now sealed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 8:12 AM EST up reply actions  

imprecise language will not save you.

it was pleasant making your acquaintance.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 5, 2010 8:21 AM EST up reply actions  

in bed

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 5, 2010 8:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Boo?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

this is one of the hardest things in grammar for me

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

i usually just let microsoft word take care of it when it matters

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 5, 2010 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree with you

so i fall asleep to watching a television show – new plan

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 4:05 AM EST up reply actions  

quitter, my night is about to begin

I’m going to make some ramen, study for finals and at 1pm I’ll register for classes for next semester.
Boosh!!!
I think I’ll fit some modern warfare in there as well.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 5, 2010 4:17 AM EST up reply actions  

you're doing something productive though

i on the other hand am not

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 4:18 AM EST up reply actions  

NEED CAFFEINE!!!

Also you obviously don’t understand how much of my time will go into video games.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 5, 2010 4:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Such a fantastic idea

what a great night of video games and studying i am having.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 5, 2010 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I just played around with Baseball Musings' Lineup Optimizer with Bill James' projections

An every day lineup of Theriot, Berkman, Pujols, Holliday, Rasmus, Freese, Molina, Skip, and a pitcher will score 5.3 runs per game

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 5, 2010 3:59 AM EST reply actions  

what if you run for boog instead of skip?

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 4:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Skip's OBP is awfully optimistic, you think?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 5, 2010 5:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Well I was hungover all day from last night

So I just stayed in and watched college football all day with my roommates

And my fiancee lives 1500 miles away, soooooooooooo

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 5, 2010 5:20 AM EST up reply actions  

you must be really horny....

ok now i’m going to bed…

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 5, 2010 5:21 AM EST up reply actions  

What an odd thing to say

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 5, 2010 5:22 AM EST up reply actions  

You know, fiance living 1500 miles away

Spending all day with a bunch of dudes, watching some more dudes play grabass with other of the football field….

by vivaelpujols on Dec 5, 2010 5:26 AM EST up reply actions  

It's true, loneliness brings out your deepest feelings :)

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Dec 5, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

gdm....is that you?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

over.the.line.

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 5, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh snap

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Dec 5, 2010 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

your more plausible lineup is 21 runs less than the best lineup.

Albert
Lego
Freese
Rasmus
Berkman
Yadi
Theriot
Pitcher
Skip

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 5, 2010 4:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Mo's not done yet!

My prediction: Holliday and Ryan get flipped to the Yanks for Jeter, clearing up space for Berkman and cap room to sign Albert..

by siddfynch on Dec 5, 2010 4:18 AM EST reply actions  

trollface

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 5, 2010 4:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you not in LA?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 5, 2010 4:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Who are we to judge?

ET might be really good in bed.

That statement really worked better in my head.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 5, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

so?

how much of a drop in walks can he really expect in the majors?
(serious question)

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 5, 2010 5:51 AM EST up reply actions  

he would be good for a .246/.340/.362 MLE

seems like he’d be a decent top of the order guy (.340 OBP is nothing to scoff at.)

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 5, 2010 6:09 AM EST up reply actions  

this

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess our fielding's going to suck something fierce

but, that said, I absolutely love this deal. Have to feel a bit sorry for Craig and Jay but if Berkman hits anything like as well as he has done in the last couple of years he’s going to be a notch above average even if he is a disaster in LF. And I suppose it gives us a second option at the end of the year when Pujols goes off to play in Boston (sorry :-)!).

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 5, 2010 5:38 AM EST reply actions  

if berk is a starter

jaig will get plenty of innings from both late inning stints as well as the may days berk cannot play

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 5, 2010 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't really feel bad for Jay, since he can fill in for any of the outfielders

but Craig, he better learn how to field the infield real quick-like

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 5, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

He'd better have lost weight

because he looked like a 45 yr old the last few years.
(knees – yeah I know)

So imitate the action of the tiger!.
Lend the eye a terrible aspect
- and teach them how to war!
Henry V iii

by lietothegirls on Dec 5, 2010 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

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