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The One Where The Robot Forgot It Was Sunday

So, ya. Today's Sunday. Oh, I'm supposed to write on those days and that's why there isn't a post up when I got up this morning. Hmmm. [charles barkley] That's Turrible [/charles barkley]

Star-divide

Obviously the big news here is that Zack Greinke was traded to the Brewers.  Having not visited yesterday's thread, either this has been discussed in depth or Aranathor had too much to drink in England with Stuart Broad. The Brewers fill another gaping hole in their rotation and now find themselves with a pretty impressive front three of Greinke, Yovani Gallardo and Shawn Marcum. That should be enough to scare anyone in a short series and it will certainly be interesting to see what Greinke can do in the National League.

Greinke had requested a trade out of the depths of baseball purgatory, which, strangely enough, is a brief drive down I-70 from St. Louis. I had always thought purgatory was much more involved than that.  Anyway, requesting a trade was enough to get him sent to the Brewers but, outside of $2M, the Brewers didn't escape unscathed. They sent their young slick fielding shortstop Alcides Escobar and three impressive prospects to the Royals: Jeremy Jeffress, Lorenzo Cain and Jake Ordorizzi.  If you go back to before the 2010 season, those four players were the Brewers #1, not top 10 prospect, #8 and #9 prospects. Jeffress was the Brewers 1st overall pick in the 2006 draft and was once highly regarded. (Pre-2007 season, Jeffress was the #4 prospect with Cain at 8 and Escobar at 9 per Baseball America.)

[Update: It appears Jeffress will be replaced by a PTBNL. The perils of a harsh publishing deadline. The story stands as originally written. A PTBNL may be worse for Milwaukee as Jeffress looked like a washout due to command. Likely, it will be a no name prospect though.]

So the Royals managed to haul quite a few prospects. They also sent a wonderful (from our perspective) treat to the Brewers to play SS for them: Yuniesky Betancourt. Former player of the #6org (i.e. Mariners), Betancourt's horrible conditioning and hack/slash style at the plate has made him a near replacement level player. He's a stop gap at best and not someone you want to see at SS if you think your team is a contender.

Strangely, the Brewers look like contender's after this move even with Betancourt at shortstop. Pitching was a huge problem that they've now addressed and they still have some potent bats on the team. Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder should both provide the thump in the middle of the lineup. The team will need Corey Hart, Rickie Weeks and Matt Gamel/Casey McGeehee to be average offensive players to even out the lineup. These players have been inconsistent in their year to year production (Hart just got that hefty extension) so it's possible that the lineup could be problematic still. Like the Cardinals, they will have some gaping offensive holes notably at shortstop, catcher and centerfield.

The Brewers problem, to me, looks like a defensive one. Betancourt is a terrible shortstop. The corner outfielders, Hart and Braun, are both below average defenders on their good days. Prince Fielder has fall down range. It's a weak group of gloves. The only decisively above average glove to my eye is centerfielder Carlos Gomez.

That's not to intimate that the Brewers aren't a troublesome team. They've certainly placed their name with the Reds and the Cardinals when discussing who will win the 2011 Central Division. I still like the Cardinals as the slightly better team on paper but both the Reds and Brewers are within 2-3 wins by my estimation.

If there's any saving grace here from the Cardinals perspective, it should be that the Brewers have taken themselves out at the knee caps in their farm system. They've traded away four good to great prospects to acquire Marcum and Greinke. There's no impact player in that farm system that can be reasonable projected to arrive prior to the 2014 season. They're really down to bare bones and players in the low minors portion of their system.  If things don't work out near term and they can't retain free agents like Fielder (2011) and Greinke (2012), they could turn into a very bad team very quickly.

In 2011, however, we've got some competition.

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Timing!

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 19, 2010 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

reboot

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 19, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd for the caption.

Remember though, Kevlar is not good against stabbing or punches to the throat.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 19, 2010 10:21 AM EST reply actions  

Thanks.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not worried about the Brewers getting Greinke

We got Berkman,Theriot, and Laird………………

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Dec 19, 2010 10:36 AM EST reply actions  

you jest

but you forget the addition…
of that one guy
um, his name starts and ends with a t

tallet?

by jealousblues on Dec 19, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

with Miles and Winn distinct possibilites as PTBNL

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Dec 20, 2010 2:13 AM EST up reply actions  

they are now much better

we may look better on paper, but there are some paper knees and paper ankles in there. as bad as they may be on defense, their regular lineup and rotation doesn’t have the reliability/health issues that we do.
greinke will make a difference in several ways. as we saw last year, holes in the rotation can kill you literally and figuratively (emotionally). their rotation has definitely picked up and they lost nothing from current offense; you wonder though if they now wish they still had hardie?
adds interest to the season for sure

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 19, 2010 10:37 AM EST reply actions  

The Brewers best player from last year is the definition of having reliability/health issues

Marcum had TJ in 2008, Fielder is 300 pounds, Braun’s ISO has trended down every year, Randy Wolf=Lohse. That’s not really less than the variability at the top of Pujols, Holliday, Wainwright, Carpenter, Garcia.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

thinking more about

bman
tastee
plus carp and himay

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 19, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Reading through yesterday's late night comments.

I’d like Fritz to provide me with the definition of ‘rexert’.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 10:39 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

I'm excited for how amazing the Royals farm is

Any chance they become a good team soon?

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 19, 2010 10:52 AM EST reply actions  

I just read the whole thread at RR with thier reactions to the trade

And it seems like they all hate Escobar. Which is kind of baffling IMO.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Dec 19, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Average based on what?

Even uber-optimistic Bill James calls for .272 .318 .364.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

improved BABIP

someone with his skill-set should be able to out perform even the .264 BABIP he had in 2010. something like .315-330 BABIP should be possible with him.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

stat corner has him at a .308 wOBA based on batted ball profile

That would make him about -10 runs over 600 PAs

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He had a bad rookie season with the bat

It happens.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Dec 19, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

well, we hate Bud Norris

so at least it’s understandable

Your team is incompetently run by baseball equivalent of the captain from the Caine Mutiny -DiscoJer

by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

how quickly is soon?

2011 — definitely not
2012 — probably not
2013 — things are looking very interesting

by nmstar on Dec 19, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes...

The Rams won the SB in 1999.

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

not sure about that

Odorizzi probably makes it in the 7-10 range

by nmstar on Dec 19, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

that's a super generous assessment

is Odorizzi better that Crow? Melville? Dwyer? Colon? Eibner? Giavotella? I say no to all of those.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

And I would say yes to being better than Crow and Melville. Personal preference though.

Baseball makes the world go 'round, or at least in my world it does.

by Whiteyballer on Dec 19, 2010 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, I was honestly hoping for the Greinke trade to make the Royals system perhaps one of, if not THE best system of all time

just because it would be cool. But the only prospect here is Odorizzi, and he’s like… maybe 16 or 17?

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I always really liked Gerald Laird - so I wanted to share this.

Gerald Laird: One man, five tools. Too bad Jon Jay’s already wearing the number 15 for you guys.

(Apologies if this has already been posted – a quick search didn’t turn anything up, though)

"there no countrey called west xylophone" Youtube

by andromache on Dec 19, 2010 11:15 AM EST reply actions  

that's funny

also funny that someone thought he was being arrogant rather than hilarious. people are so dumb sometimes.

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 19, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Greinke's peripherals all took a negative hit last season

He’s regressing, right? This trade will blow up in the brewer’s faces, right? Pujols will hit a HE off him in a big spot, effectively crushing his fragile psyche, a la Lidge, right?

Right?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

RIP Boog. FIRE TLR NOW

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2010 11:20 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

he was 26

i mean, it was a “regression” from his age 25 season. But don’t assume those numbers are going to continue on a downward slope

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 19, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I was being

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

RIP Boog. FIRE TLR NOW

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2010 11:41 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Sarcastic

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

RIP Boog. FIRE TLR NOW

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 19, 2010 11:42 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

The Royals are going to acquire veteran leadership...

to help with all these youngsters. Don’t doubt it. We need to get in on that.

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 11:20 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

haha clever.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Dec 19, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I personally think LaRussa would look great in a Royals cap.

He can do that whole finish the career where it started thing (KC A’s). and then all the young stars will get peddled off for Skip Schumakers and Ryan Franklins. It’d be sooooooo sweet for everyone involved.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah TLR's take-no-prisoner style would be a big + for the dozen or so fans who regularly attend Royals' games.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Dec 20, 2010 2:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I must say

I’m glad Odorizzi is out of Milwaukee’s system. I wanted the Cards to draft him in ’08 so I have followed him since then.

by nmstar on Dec 19, 2010 11:24 AM EST reply actions  

He is from the metro east

I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

by martimeryard on Dec 19, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That is..

He went to the same HS as me so I’ve been following him too…was hoping the Cardinals would get him too.

I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

by martimeryard on Dec 19, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

wasn't he highly touted as a shortstop also?

I remember reading about him being projected as a first-rounder either way. Funny how the milwaukee organization wasn’t able to find him a single plate appearance so far.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

He was good

I’m not thinking first round good though (as a SS).

I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

by martimeryard on Dec 19, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of starters...

isn’t it time for Cincy to trade someone?

They currently have:

Arroyo
Cueto
Volquez
Leake
Wood
Chapman
Bailey

They also have Yonder Alonso hanging around. I think Walt will do something big at some point.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 11:27 AM EST reply actions  

while it makes sense

this is the same team that extended arroyo with all those pitchers already mlb ready.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

don't think cabrerra will be picked up before ST?

wonder how low his price will drop

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 19, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

he's ticketed as insurance wherever he goes

what’s the going rate on ss insurance?
edgar seems to think it is much more than 1 M

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 19, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I would think about the cost of a win or so maybe 2-4M

I guess where there’s an Edgar that wants 5M there’s going to be a Lopez that will take 1M.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

it's jokes like this

that confuse the hell out of people who aren’t aware
Kyle Lohse has a No Trade Clause!!

Your team is incompetently run by baseball equivalent of the captain from the Caine Mutiny -DiscoJer

by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

you realize he could waive it

/doubt he would though for a move to KC.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly

he could get a ring via the Jason Marquis method (left off the postseason roster). what gig is cushier than that?

Your team is incompetently run by baseball equivalent of the captain from the Caine Mutiny -DiscoJer

by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

. what gig is cushier than that?

The Molina ring method? lol

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Dec 19, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I have been arguing this at redreporter til I'm blue in the face...

Volquez/Cueto for Granderson/Gardner/Swish, or package a pitcher with Alonso and get something super-duper awesome to replace Gomes. Didn’t get many takers…

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah i was reading some of your discussions at RR.

they are not met with an amenable disposition. And most have a near-irrational hard on for the Ninja and Volquez.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 19, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I try to keep it fair over there...

they so remind me of how we were smitten with Jocketty 6-8 years ago.

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I can understand that.

he did help bring them to the playoffs this year. the bad moves of this offseason are being overshadowed by the glow of their first successful season in a long time.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 19, 2010 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

They should have traded for willingham or dejesus.

That would make them pretty much elite IMO.

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 19, 2010 1:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

agreed...

those guys would’ve been perfect. I think they’d have to trade an arb eligible player to make it work though…

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Also,

A trade of Cueto would make the team itself much less hateable.

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 19, 2010 3:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i actually really liked the reds until the whole Phillips/Cueto thing.

oh and Bronson Arroyo has always been a douchebag, but beyond that they were pretty likeable.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

nah

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 19, 2010 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

Leake fell off a cliff after June 5; Bailey has sucked before last year; based on last year, Chapman would have to improve significantly to be a starter this year. That’s a good group to just keep together…

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

the do not view chapman as a starter

i hear

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

What, why?

Sounds like a stupid thing to assume, at least give him a shot at it.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Give him a shot yeah

They basically have to given his contract stipulations, but as a starter he had an inconsistent slider and effectively no 3rd pitch combined with the occasional inability to throw even a fastball for a strike.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

because dusty baker?

I remember reading quotes from baker basically saying he has starter stuff, they just view him as being more valuable in the pen.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

well he throws 103mph

asking him to do that for 100 pitches/game without injury is difficult.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

All the scouting reports i heard about

before he was signed indicated he had ‘ace-like’ stuff. If suddenly he’s now got just bullpen stuff. Those scouts need firing; or someone has made a catacylsmic misjudgement

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

ace like stuff?

what does that even mean? if it means the quality of his pitches, then yes he has ace like stuff.
If it means his mechanics, his durability, and work ethic then I don’t know.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd never heard

that he had anything more than the Bob Feller fastball (probably better,but i’m givin props to a dead guy), and a passable slider. He was overhyped as having plus, plus, plus stuff by ESPN, because that’s what they do.

Every time Skip adjusts his gloves while batting, I die a little inside. -DJ 12-15-10

by mattyfrommo on Dec 19, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Bob Feller had a 100 MPH fastball

he could also throw it for a full game.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Chapman probable could, as well

but still, Chapman will never be a Bob Feller

Every time Skip adjusts his gloves while batting, I die a little inside. -DJ 12-15-10

by mattyfrommo on Dec 19, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Few are.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 19, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

hopefully he wont be

if it turns out he can start, he’ll be a lefty throwing 103. that’s insane.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yeah

it has nothing to do with the kind of stuff he has. He just doesn’t have the endurance for a full game.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

So does Cleto or whomever the Cards fetched for Boog. . . Gets him in A ball for a 4th year.

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Dec 20, 2010 2:20 AM EST up reply actions  

It will spontaeneously combust by September.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Dec 19, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Acc. to The Onion...

…it already has.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Dec 19, 2010 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

same time we do/ kmac?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 19, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Google says otherwise

nau·seous/ˈnôSHəs/Adjective
1. Affected with nausea; inclined to vomit.
2. Causing nausea; offensive to the taste or smell.

FWIW

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

There should be a term...

for stock corrections people annoyingly trot out. This is one. The whole “irony” debate is another.

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I personally dislike when people point out obvious typos.

but their corrective post is riddled with grammar mistakes, and/or they put a period at the end of a not-complete sentence…

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 19, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I take some small measure of pride in my vocabulary

so I’m always open to constructive criticism on that topic or corrections. Sometimes my mind reaches for words and doesn’t grab the one I needed to, which makes for a muddled sentence. That said, I’m comfortable with my usage of nauseous in this context.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

these arguments make me nauseous

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 19, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

You all know me as a pain-in-the-ass pedant, so here goes:

and that’s why there isn’t a post up when I got up this morning. Two different tenses.
the Brewers look like contender’s after this move even with Betancourt at shortstop. No apostrophe needed.
The Brewers problem, to me, looks like a defensive one. Possible need of an apostrophe (Brewers’)
There’s no impact player in that farm system that can be reasonable projected Should be “reasonably”.

I know you said vocabulary, and this is more grammar than vocab…
/end nitpick
rec’d for great info

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 19, 2010 7:07 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

You missed the key to all this
there isn’t a post up when I got up this morning

;o)

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Quite right.

Nauseous has crept towards meaning nauseating only through misuse by ignoramuses who don’t know the difference. The line must be held! No pasaran!

I’m sort of sensitive on matters of this sort because the abusers are taking the bat out of my hands.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we're saying different things.

Still, can’t it be said that I am causing my own nausea? And therefore I am both nauseated and nauseous?

by spants on Dec 19, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

But you are only reflexively nauseating; not even that if, as I think could be argued, it is not you causing your nausea but your guest (or, to use your term, parasite).

I think we’re saying mostly the same thing, but I’m less wishy-washy than M-W.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

By allowing the parasite to persist, I am causing it.

Also, I can easily cause it by not eating or over-eating, or eating something I know to make me sick.

by spants on Dec 19, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I decline to accept

any characterization of a Mother as nauseating. Doesn’t fit the Southern Gentleman schtick.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It only lasts for the first trimester.

/saystheguywhosewifediditEVERYDAYforthefirstsixmonthsforbothkids

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 19, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

We have a friend who was sick, and bed-ridden, for almost the whole 9 months

she was pregnant both times. Insisted that her husband get ‘fixed’ after their second child.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 19, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh come on

I already made fun of myself as a grammar cop.

The M/W argument is based on most common current usage. By that logic, “less” and “fewer” are not distinct anymore, either. Or “who” and “whom.”

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by IL and StL Fan on Dec 19, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

less and fewer are definitely not interchangeable

who and whom are getting there, though

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Like most 'usage' issues

this is a question of linguistic register.

Yes, language changes, both lexically and grammatically. Formal usage, however, changes much more slowly than do any of the colloquial and dialectal registers: because it must sustain its communicative intent across larger populations and longer timespans. It is indifferent to ‘common current usage’ precisely because what’s current today is dead tomorrow.

And by the same token, formal usage is beyond grammar-cop criticism by informal users. Unless a context explicitly demands a non-formal usage (for instance, in a work of fiction or drama where the speakers do not enter the formal register, or in a work addressed to users of a specific dialect or jargon), formal usage is ipso facto ‘correct’ even if it conflicts with one or another informal standard. Azruavatar’s use of ‘nauseous’ to mean “afflicted with nausea” cannot be called in question.

This is not, by the way, to say that formal usage is monolithic, or that the ‘rules’ taught under color of ‘formal propriety’ are universally accepted. There are lots of ‘rules’ imposed by newspaper editors and high-school English teachers which have no validity whatever – the widely-disseminated rule distinguishing when to use “that” and when to use “who” or “which”, for example.

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by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Marcum won't last

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Dec 19, 2010 11:35 AM EST reply actions  

He's become a soft tosser because his shoulder is blowing up

It’s just a matter of time.

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Dec 19, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah but it works for him...

and there’s only two years to go until FA. Of course, Melvin is threatening to extend.

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

he had an inverted G

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I lol'ed.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 19, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Two front page mentions in a week?!?

and NEITHER of them involve me being perma-banned for lewd and inappropriate conduct? Damn i’m good.

Although… would it kill you to spell my name right? Azxruvator?

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2010 11:36 AM EST reply actions  

Kill? No.

But it was too much effort to look it up. Fixed now that it’s on the same page.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

azruaviator

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

don't let it go to your head mate

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by gdm426 on Dec 19, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Considering our total absence of SP depth...

we might have the third best rotation in the NL Central

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 12:05 PM EST reply actions  

wat

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It depends on how you value having a top-line guy vs. having depth:

Rotations (name, zips proj. innings, ERA+):

Milwaukee
Gallardo, 160, 117
Greinke, 222, 137 (adj. for NL)
Marcum, 137, 122 (adj for NL)
Wolf, 199, 100
Narveson, 146, 86
Depth: Parra, Capuano, Rogers

Cincinnati

Arroyo 201, 100
Volquez 108, 115
Cueto 191, 104
Leake 168, 97
Wood 178, 115
Depth: Bailey, Chapman, LeCure, Maloney

St. Louis (estimated)
Wainwright, 200, 135
Carp, 180, 125
Garcia, 160, 115
Westbrook, 160, 105
Lohse, 100, 95
Depth: Walters, Lynn(?)

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i value adam wainwright greater than i value manny parra

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

gallardo?

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by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Greinke, Gallardo, Marcum...

is almost indistinguishable from AW, Carp, Garcia for 2011.

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i disagree

i see Marcum being comparable to Westbrook, who are both not as good as Garcia

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by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Marcum put up a 3.90 xFIP in the AL East

He’s better than Westbrook.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

i guess i see him as an injury concern

and yet don’t see that in Westbrook. i’m a homer

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by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

even if that were true

and i don’t believe it to be, they have nothing after that. westbrook + lohse >>> wolf + narveson

and adam wainwright is well better than anything they can throw out there

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 12:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i reckon we'll get more innings out of Westbrook and Lohse

I also hope that Lohse will pitch better than a 95 ERA+. But there’s every chance that he is permantly broken. Milwaukee’s depth is not much better than ours in terms of quality, i don’t see Travis Wood putting up a 115 ERA+ over nearly 180 innings.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The shallowness of the Cards' depth is vast. . . .

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by akaitori on Dec 20, 2010 2:25 AM EST up reply actions  

???

Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports tweets that the PTBNL the Royals will receive may still be Jeffress.

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by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 12:15 PM EST reply actions  

GDM

read your story last night. Wanted to try to help. Looked up Columbus in the VA careers website. Theres a few health tech positions open that could get your foot in the door. Once you are in, you can apply for other positions and move up the ladder.

Here is the link.

You already have my email if you have any questions. There are several jobs with the VA I think your skill set would be perfect for. (Lots of computer type jobs)

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by scoot on Dec 19, 2010 12:16 PM EST reply actions  

thanks dude, i'll look into it & let you know tomorrow or tuesday

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by gdm426 on Dec 19, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That certainly makes things harder in 2011

Gotta think this is a nice pickup for Milwaukee. Possible they bought very low on Zach and a move to a new league ought to result in a nice 2011 for him. The varcious reports seem to think they didn’t give up any more than one really high end piece for him so that has to be counted as a good trade for a top 20 pitcher.

What would the equivalent Cardinal package have needed to look like to get this done: Lynn, Jay, B Ryan (before his trade) or Kozma and a high end reliever?

Just win

by The Duke on Dec 19, 2010 12:17 PM EST reply actions  

no way on Miller

they didn’t net a prospect with the upside of Miller. And none with the ML experience of Skip — besides they were looking for a SS. Motte would probably be a good fit but he has a lot more ML experience than what they got.

Just win

by The Duke on Dec 19, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

jenkins + chambers + sanchez + greene

that’s as close as i can get

i don’t think i’d do it

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i think you're misunderestimating the point of this exercise, codyg

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I get it

we’re trying to put together a similar package.
which I don’t think is possible without trading Miller.

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by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

but they didn't have a miller-like prospect in the deal

so it’s not a similar package

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

value wise

we can’t offer a SS prospect similar to Escobar
miller probably has the same if not more value than esobar so what we’re basically swapping the surplus from escobar with miller.
/Also Miller is still a pitcher so it’s a really high risk for any team to take a A ball pitcher who still has 1.5+ years of developing across several more levels and not experience an injury/reduced in stuff/

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by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

that's fair

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

oh hi braintwin

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by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

and we wouldn't be able to pull that off

til this years draft (jenkins)

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by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

and you, BVHeck

`

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

merp

i like to consider feasibility

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by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

the Royals wanted J. Zimmermann, Storen AND Danny Espinosa.
and Miller is too much?

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by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

but then settled for

cain, escobar, odorizzi, and PTBNL

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by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

since Greinke said no to Nats

not sure how realistic that was. Which is why this is a good deal for Brew Crew — the NTC limited the amount the Royals could get so they probably got less than they would have with all the teams bidding.

Just win

by The Duke on Dec 19, 2010 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

We don't have a comparable package...

[Insert ML-ready young cost-controlled SS with upside — Cards have no one like this, which is a huge hole], Miller [Odo – Miller is slightly better], Eduardo Sanchez [Comp to Jeffress or whoever the PTBNL is], and Jay [Cain is better than Jay as he is better defensively in CF].

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Slightly?

Odorizzi has like a three starter upside. Miller has a true ace upside.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Fundamentally;

i don’t think the Cards’ should make this trade anyway. It’s pretty clear the Royals wanted rid of Betancourt as well, don’t think i could stomach that guy on our roster.

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

we always have a guy like that on our roster

well, lately anyway

why can’t Tony & Mo remember the early to mid ‘00s when we didn’t need to have such grit filled crappiness to win?

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by mattyfrommo on Dec 19, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

richie weeks

did I miss a new meme?

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by scoot on Dec 19, 2010 12:29 PM EST reply actions  

typo

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this trade is a complete bust for the Royals

unless Odorizzi emerges as a front of the rotation starter.

I seriously don’t see much here. I think they’d have been better served to deal with Toronto despite their unwillingness to part with Drabek and Snider. J.P. Arencibia and one of their young non-Drabek starters would have been a better haul.

I see Escobar, Cain, and Jeffress just being guys and Odorizzi has scouts already talking about him being in the bullpen.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 12:40 PM EST reply actions  

who is talking about odorizzi being in the bullpen?

The guy has a full arsenal of pitches. If Escobar, Cain, and Jeffress are “just guys” and you think Odorizzi is going to the bullpen, you must despise the Cards’ system because we don’t have anyone to match Escobar (future gold glover by most accounts) or Cain, and Miller is slightly better than Odorizzi and just as far away from the majors.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yea...not a huge fan of the cards farm system....

and why would I be?? Outside of Miller. Its just a bunch of guys and a handful of guys who haven’t proven anything yet – Matias, Cox, and Jenkins.

Odorizzi could be a top of the line starter – i didn’t dispute that, I’m just saying this trade is a complete bust if he isn’t.

Cain and Jeffress are truly nothing to be worked up over.

 Escobar hasn’t accomplished much of anything. He had a really nice AA season at age 20, thats about it.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm excited because the ceiling of all those guys are future star aces

so it’s exciting to see if any of them hold up in A ball.
/ also I live in QC so I get to watch a lot of their games.

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by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

pretty much

but it’s better than where it was last year

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

indeed.

but i’m trying this new thing where i try not to get excited about prospects until they are in the top 100 or performing at a high level in AA AND AAA.

I think it’ll make me a much more rational fan.

We’ll see, though. I’m sure I’ll be scowering Johnson City boxscores by late June.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

miller is a top-100 prospect

i wouldn’t be surprised to see him around the top-20 in the upcoming lists

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

if you wanted to be ballsy, you could slot Matias at the end of the top 100

i’ve seen this idea here and there. I wouldn’t do it, but I haven’t seen him pitch.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i would do it

i think there’s a real possibility that he passes miller in the prospect rankings by the end of the year.

imagine two top-25 prospects in our system at the end of the year!

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

yea..this is what i'm talking about...

As excited as I want to be about Carlos Matias, I want to at least see him above the DSL league before putting him in the top 100 or proclaiming him a future ace. same think with Jenkins

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

sickels also once ranked

Hee Sop Choi ahead of Miguel Cabrera, Travis Hafner, Adrian Gonzalez, and Justin Morneau.

Its just the whole counting chickens before eggs are hatched thing.

Just trying to refrain from it a little bit. Nothing wrong with being excited though.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

He factored in Choi's ability to destroy thirdbasemen.. . .

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by akaitori on Dec 20, 2010 2:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Miller is slightly better than Odorizzi

In order to have this opinion, you have to really really dislike Miller and really really like Odorizzi.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

having miller in our system is pretty awesome

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

On the other hand...

Odorizzi:

I’m a big Cardinals fan since we lived just outside St. Louis.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Or one might realize that trying to parse the difference between...

B+/A- prospects who are recent first round pitchers and are having some success in A ball is pretty much a fool’s errand. Miller is slightly better than Odorizzi but the two pitchers are the most comparable prospects if one was trying to match up this deal to the Cards’ system.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

miller is an ace in the making

odirizzi is somewhere around a number 3, with some more upside.

i think jenkins is a better comparison at this point since miller is one of the best prospects in baseball

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's fair to say that opinions about prospects are like a-holes...

Let’s pick one recent source (fangraphs):

Miller and Odorizzi are both starting RHP, both their team’s No. 1 prospect, both just finished seasons in A ball, both recent 1st round draft picks who are similar in age, similar BB/9 and GB% rates. Miller has a better FB and a better SO rate (making him a slightly better prospect in value).

You are entitled to your opinion, like everyone else on the internet who has an opinion about pitching prospects in A ball (a speculative endeavor if there ever was one), but I’ll stand by mine that Miller is slightly more valuable as a prospect and is the best comp to Odorizzi in our system.

1. Jake Odorizzi, RHP
Acquired: 2008 supplemental 1st round (Illinois HS)
Pro Experience: 3 seasons
2010 MiLB Level: A
Opening Day Age: 21
Estimated Peak WAR: 5.0

Notes: Odorizzi was my favorite prep arm in the 2008 draft and I was more than a little surprised to see the Brewers get him with the 32nd overall selection. He suddenly became the club’s top prospect after second baseman Brett Lawrie was dealt to the Jays. Odorizzi broke out in 2010 after being handled cautiously for the first two years of his pro career. The right-hander spent the entire ’10 season in low-A ball and produced a 2.93 FIP in 120.2 innings. Odorizzi saw his strikeout rate jump to 10.07 K/9, while his control was respectable with him posting a rate of 2.98 BB/9. He also had an average ground-ball rate of 46%. Odorizzi has a four-pitch mix with an 88-93 mph fastball, curveball, slider, and changeup. He may be better off scrapping the slider and focusing on three pitches. The right-hander has room to fill out and could add a few more ticks to his fastball. Odorizzi will likely continue to move slowly and he should spend most of the year in high-A ball. He has the ceiling of a No. 2 or 3 starter.

1. Shelby Miller, RHP
Acquired: 2009 1st round (Texas HS)
Pro Experience: 2 seasons
2010 MiLB Level: A
Opening Day Age: 20
Estimated Peak WAR: 5.5

Notes: Miller, 20, has a good pitcher’s frame and he does a nice job of staying tall in his delivery. He throws with a low three-quarter arm angle. Miller occasionally has his front foot land a little too far toward third base, which causes him to throw across his body as well as cause command issues. A good athlete, he needs to work on consistency with his delivery. He held his own in low-A ball in 2010 as a teenager by displaying good control (2.85 BB/9). Miller posted a 2.42 FIP while missing a lot of bats (12.08 K/9). He produced an average number of grounders (46%). His repertoire includes a fastball that touches 96-97 mph, a good curveball, and a changeup. Miller certainly has the highest ceiling of any pitcher in the organization and he’ll open 2011 in high-A. The right-hander should spend the majority of the season there but he’s talented enough – despite his age – to see a late-season promotion to double-A. He should be ready for regular MLB action in 2013.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Miller has a better FB and a better SO rate (making him a slightly better prospect in value).

You are criminally underrating the value of the FB and K-rate. Odorizzi is a good prospect, but Miller is a lot better. He has one of the highest upsides of any pitcher in the minors (the 5.5 vs. 5 really understates that), and is no less likely than Odorizzi to make it. Sickels has Miller at A- for this year, and the preliminary Odorizzi grade was B-.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Dec 19, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, this

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by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Your last sentence is misleading

since Shelby was a B on the preliminary list (Odorizzi was a B-) and Sickels hasn’t rated Odo for this year. You think he might be a B+ after his year in A ball? Probably.

And I didn’t say either is more or less likely to “make it.” Both are pitching prospects in A ball, i.e. there is significant risk that neither make it (making their value today even more similar)

In any event, the argument is worthless (various people arguing with me about what I meant by “slightly”) – I think it’s clear that Miller is a better prospect (slightly) than Odo but Miller is the best comp to Odo in the Cards’ system.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of assholes,

Fangraphs is not reputed for it’s scouting so much as it’s groupthink. That said, Miller is younger, half a run better, and he is more physically gifted. The two are “comparable”, but they’re pretty far from equal.

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by hazel on Dec 19, 2010 3:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Well they have a "prospect guy" in Marc Hulet, so that doesn't apply to group think

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by mysterui on Dec 19, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

odorizzi is a nice prospect, but I think a lot of his appeal comes from having like, five pitches to work with.

the problem is that, while these pitches all play in A ball, I don’t think they’re all gonna make it to the majors. I do see him as a three pitch guy (like Miller) going forward. He’s a year older at the same level as Miller with not nearly as much zip on his fastball. Besides that, pretty much all his peripherals are inferior to Miller’s and furthermore, I much prefer Miller’s thick, Clemens-like frame to Odorizzi’s lankyness.

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by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Odorizzi and Miller

Miller’s definitely not a good comp for Odorizzi at this point, though I understand you’re trying to name the CLOSEST person the Cards have. In that case, I’d say it’s about where Jaime Garcia was a couple years ago, sans injury – a nice mix of pitches, decent pitchability, relatively high floor and moderate ceiling. Yeah, one’s a lefty and they have different pitches, but the projected floor/ceiling is probably about similar.

by siddfynch on Dec 19, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought Garcia too

but there are too many differences there. I think Garcia has much more in the way of ground ball tendencies, and the obvious fact that he’s a lefty. I don’t really think you can say anyone in A ball has much of a floor though. But I still think Garcia a few years ago was a better prospect than Odorizzi is now.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

it's odd that

the brewers mothersite (or any other reputable source) still hasn’t confirmed the trade

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by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2010 12:41 PM EST reply actions  

So if the Brewers make the playoffs..

and Marcum and Greinke are leading the charge…Does Melvin win Executive of the Year?

I don’t think you can give it to a guy with basically an unlimited budget (Epstein or Amaro).

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 12:56 PM EST reply actions  

He's going to end up...

getting fired over this. He has utterly cleaned out the farm and is no better than 3rd in the division.

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It's pretty close...

but Wolf and Narveson are a weak link, team defense is another problem, and their top guys (Braun, Fielder, Weeks, Hart) can’t quite hang with Votto, Pujols, Bruce, Holliday, Rasmus, Rolen etc…)

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree that these 3 teams are pretty even.

the only thing that would be suprising is if one of these teams isn’t in the top 3n

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Bud Norris will kill.

Norris
Wandy
Myers
Paulino
will each put up 5 WAR, wait and see.

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by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

must be a decent trade since everyone's all over the map

you say he “cleaned out the farm” but others would say “who cares” since the farm was full of “just guys.”

So either he mortgaged the future or there was never any future to mortgage.

Looking forward to the first Brewers series a lot more now!

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 19, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

o/t

has anyone heard anything about the Cards turning Robert Stock back into a pitcher? Seems like a good time to go ahead and pull the trigger on that.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 1:05 PM EST reply actions  

I'd rather have a hard-throwin reliever than a catcher

who hits like matt pagnozzi…just sayin.

Sorry Robert, that was low…but damn you were terrible last year.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

He was really really terrible last year

But I’d still be on board for another shot as a catcher

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

not gonna happen yet

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by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

have you heard for sure that Stock is gonna make another run at C?

I mean, it’s not like the system is hurting for catching depth. But I think it’s likely that one of Cruz/Audry Perez/Cody Stanley/Robert Stock/Bryan Anderson has a break out year.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Loved KLaw's ranty rant about Greinke

I hate all vague or flippant mentions of how Greinke “couldn’t handle the pressure” in NY because of his social anxiety or whatever. It’s infuriating and well, I’ll let Keith take it away.

“As for Greinke’s ability to handle a large market, if teams are using his mental illness as a way to gauge his “toughness” or makeup, they should be ashamed. Depression is not about being sad, anxiety disorder is not just a matter of being scared, and neither one makes a person “soft.” This isn’t a question of “he can pitch here, but not there;” that’s an infuriatingly superficial take on a legitimate medical issue."

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
follow me on teh twitterz @greenfieldt

by tgreenfield on Dec 19, 2010 1:43 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

a bit more enlightened than i would have thought likely

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 19, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

True

but Keith Law is the last guy who should criticize for being flippant or just wrong.

by ol Pete on Dec 19, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm a keith law fan

there, I said it. I think the guy has good insights on prospects and on the intricacies of the sport.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought most people thought this

are people still bitter about “tigers in three”?

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he's pretty bad

He’s fun because he loves extremes and snark. I still think its kind of odd to consider him a scout.

by ol Pete on Dec 19, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

My friends are flipping out about the Greinke trade

But I keep telling them to calm down. The Brewers still have a lot of problems, as this article brings out.

by Ray DeRousse on Dec 19, 2010 2:20 PM EST reply actions  

nope, the article lost all credibility when it said this
Unlike most of his teammates, Braun can actually handle the glove as well.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

oh look you wrote this article

I feel much better knowing I can say it to you in “internet” person.
/awkward silence

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

it appears this was his first comment

right now he’s just another spammer until he actually starts commenting.
so meh…

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

also the way the comment is written

as in; “hey you guys, i found this article about this thing your talking about which i tottally didn’t write, you should look at it!”

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

This is awkward

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

only by fairly dumb social conventions.

A) braun has an indubitably bad glove B) why would we reward saying things behind people’s backs that we wouldn’t say to their faces?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Dec 19, 2010 7:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

so they have Escobar, Lucroy, and Gomez in their lineup and Narveson in the rotation...

boo-fucking-hoo. We have Schumaker, Theriot, and who the hell knows at 3B. Kyle Lohse in the rotation. Defensive issues all over the place.

The brewers should be a really strong team if the can get their heads out of their asses for 1 season before Fielder leaves.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

oy vey. File that under

things that dampen my enthusiasm during the off-season.

by mattyp on Dec 19, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

my bad...

but seriously – aside from having Westbrook for a full season how is this team better than last years?

We’ve swapped out:

Brad Penny
Ryan Ludwick
Brendan Ryan
Dennys Reyes

For:

Jake Westbrook
Lance Berkman
Ryan Theriot
Bryan Tallet

so unless your assuming that Westbrook for a full season puts us over the top in the Central than your enthusiasm should be dampened

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

it'll only be part of a season for bman too

just spread out over the whole year

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 19, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

What puts us over the top is

our boys deciding they want to play baseball when they hit the field.
Maybe miss a few more gloves while we’re at it.

I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

by martimeryard on Dec 19, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

also, Westbrook should be nearly as good as Penny was over a full season

Berkman could be about the same WAR value as Luddy, or even slightly better depending on how he hits. Theriot won’t be that big of a downgrade from boog, and Reyes might be on the downhill slide of regression

turn it up to '11

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 19, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

thats my point though...there isn't much if any difference

its essentially the same thing that didn’t get the job done last year. Any improvement is marginal at best.

Unless they think berkman and theriot are gonna be the glue that holds the clubhouse together, i just don’t see it.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they were pretty unlucky last year

injuries, BABIP, etc. it’s gotta be a bit better this year, but they kinda screwed the offseason up. they should have got hudson instead of berkman, kept ryan at SS, and they still would have had cash for one more player. but I can’t say I’m not excited for next season.

turn it up to '11

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 19, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm excited for every season...

I just don’t have that “This is the year feeling”

I would’ve felt a lot better with a major upgrade at 2B or SS. or maybe a new closer

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

but the only good free agent for 2b was o-dog, but he’s not that great really. for SS there were also very few options, and I always feel uneasy about Franklin being the closer. I hope that if appropriate they will switch to Motte or someone ASAP

turn it up to '11

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 19, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

the bigger question to me is

will the riot be better than cabrerra, or cost appreciably less?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 19, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

a wash and yes

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I already made this bold prediction

I think I’m the president of the Tyler Greene fan club around here though.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

My hope expressed in rhyme

Tyler Greene you are what we really need on this super studded team
Just so long as LaRussa can concede you are the best on the green
Your combination of speed and power has me drooling by the hour
So I beg of you do not make me sour and please flower not cower

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 19, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

well last year we underperformed our Pythagorean by a good

5 or 6 games, from what I recall. Assuming that we are at about the same level next year, we should be due for some regression. As poorly as we played at some points last year, we also got pretty unlucky, and hopefully that should change. Of course, pinning your hopes on luck and regression is—admittedly—not the most inspiring feeling.

by mattyp on Dec 19, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

and yeah, what Chitown said

the Penny and Freese injuries decimated us. Hopefully Freese can stay healthy and not suck (crossing my fingers on that one) and Westbrook can stay healthy all year.

by mattyp on Dec 19, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Over under 70% chance

Freeser Bag shows up to spring training in the “best shape of [his] life”


or is “best shape of my life” even possible?

I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

by martimeryard on Dec 19, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

but what does a healthy freese really mean?

I mean how many teams would he be starting for? maybe 3 or 4? I think he is still very much a question mark even if he is healthy. We know his glove is good, but his numbers weren’t really what you expect for a 3B and he wasn’t a highly touted prospect at all. he’s only played 87 games so far so I guess he still deserves his shot, but I don’t see him as a major difference maker, except the fact that he won’t make us want to puke at the mere site of his name being in the lineup. See: Feliz, Lopez, Thurston

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

huh?

SSS and all, but Freese was performing very well to start the season. Almost an .800 OPS in March/April and almost a .900 one in May. In June, his numbers were atrocious and made his overall season numbers look pretty poor. Obviously none of this has much predictive value, but I’m hoping those first two months were more telling of his ability and June was the injury starting to affect him.

by mattyp on Dec 19, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

nice pun

Your team is incompetently run by baseball equivalent of the captain from the Caine Mutiny -DiscoJer

by BVHeck on Dec 19, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

we've only gotten 120+ games out of a starting 3B twice

in the last 5 years. And it likely won’t happen this upcoming year either. just frustrating as hell.

by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Dec 19, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Seeing what we threw out there instead,

compared to what we can reasonably expect from Freese, he [Freese] could have been more of a difference maker than we think. Lopez may have been less suspect to pick up the slack…possibly steal some bats from Skip (less isolated to bring out weaknesses). Maybe no Miles. Ripple effect.

I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

by martimeryard on Dec 19, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not worried about the pen

we have so many options here, that if one fails, we can just try the next one. More, I’m worried about how management will hand the bullpen.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Gah Betancourt is awful how do you have a .405SLG% with 29 doubles and 16 HRs?

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Dec 19, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

or more importantly how do you have a sub 700 OPS with those XBHs

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Dec 19, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

OT: Azru and others,

I need a good science fiction book gift
recommendation. Any suggestions?

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 19, 2010 3:16 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Have you heard of this book called "Ender's Game?"

It’s kinda underground, but I think they might like it

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

speaker was the best, imho, but Ender's Game was brilliant

and speaker couldn’t have stood on it’s own, so it’s something of a “perfect” sequel- the initial work allowed the author to do something in the sequel that couldn’t be done in an original novel, and succeed.

I also really loved the recent round of “alternate viewpoint” books about the aftermath of EG, from petra/bean/etc viewpoints.

Not sure I've seen dumber baseball words: "Brendan Ryan became expendable after (Cardinals) acquired infielder Ryan Theriot." -Joe Posnanski

by SleepyCA on Dec 19, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Orson Scott Card is a hack.

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 20, 2010 12:33 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

what an insightful response.

Not sure I've seen dumber baseball words: "Brendan Ryan became expendable after (Cardinals) acquired infielder Ryan Theriot." -Joe Posnanski

by SleepyCA on Dec 20, 2010 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

He literally wrote a good book,

failed to write a better book, then REWROTE THE EXACT SAME BOOK AND REPUBLISHED IT under another title for more money. That is the most basic definition of a hack.

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 20, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I despise fiction

especially teen/pre-teen books that adults go nuts over, however, I’ve HEARD that “the hunger games” is BA if you’re into that shit. Which I’m not so this is 100% word of mouth.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Dec 19, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I despise fiction

what

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I read that

I liked it a lot

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

When I was working at the bookstore, that book flew off the shelves.

The lady who ordered for the YA and children sections absolutely raved about that book.

by spants on Dec 19, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Read it

Felt very young. Not science fiction really — more alternate timeline. Didn’t care for it.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It *is* young

My son devoured it when he was 12-13, and I understand it has a cult following. But it’s well written and I think has a honorable place in the techno-political genre.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought the plot concept was interesting

I could just never connect with the characters because it was such shallow character development, which is because it’s a YA book.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Narrow I think would be fairer than shallow

It’s like the Jungle Books or Kidnapped, a fantasy of adolescent competence to confront and defeat an immoral adult tyranny.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it's fair to say that all YA books have shallow character development.

I think John Green, for example, does a decent job developing his characters.

by peach concrete on Dec 19, 2010 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

The Hunger Games rocks too!

I love that one – the trilogy is on my Christmas List…

by stlfan on Dec 19, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Who's it for?

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Cousin who's an engineer in his late 20s

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 20, 2010 12:35 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I've been into Greg Bear recently

He’s firmly on the science fiction side of the scifi-fantasy spectrum. I enjoyed Eon, Legacy and Darwin’s Child all by Bear. I also read Axis and Spin by Robert Charles Wilson recently and enjoyed those as well.

I really ought to catalog all my books at some point in time . . . I’ve got several hundred boxed up and I’ve given away probably 200 or so in the last couple years that I didn’t expect to re-read.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I also am a huge fan of Robert Sawyer.

Mindscan, Rollback, Flashforward, Calculating God. All books I’ve read multiple times and kept because I plan to re-read.

Tony Ballantyne is another author whose books were interesting. His work is essentially a trilogy though the first book can stand on it’s own: Recursion, Capacity Divergence.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Of all those I've listed

I’d say that Bear and Wilson’s books are the least character driven and the most hardcore science fiction. Sawyer has the most innovative ideas but they’re driven by personal attachments to the characters.

Ballantyne is more pop-science fiction. The overarching plot of the three books is incredibly thought provoking but it’s fast paced and shallow in details.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoops

I meant Darwin’s Radio by Bear. Darwin’s Child is the sequel to Radio that I just got for christmas. Haven’t read that one yet.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Nerd

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm okay with that

I read alot.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Blood Music by Bear

was good, and a bit of a scary thought process.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 20, 2010 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Armor by John Steakley

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Dec 19, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

if you are unfamiliar with it, it is the best Sci-Fi you have never read

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Dec 19, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

How old?

For younger kids (pre-teens and early teens), I’d suggest EE Doc Smith’s Lensman series.

I started with Galactic Patrol.

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Dec 19, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, I thought I'd be dating myself

if I recommended Asimov, Heinlein, Blish, Dickson … but you’ve got me beat.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

So, if mediaeval lit is acceptable ...

Classics: Asimov, the Foundation trilogy … Heinlein, Starship Troopers, Glory Road, maybe even Stranger in a Strange Land (though it’s awfully dated now) … Blish, Cities in Flight … Dickson, the Childe Cycle (anything with Dorsai in the title) …

For more grit, the dystopias: Spinrad, Bug Jack Barron … Brunner, Stand on Zanzibar, Shockwave Rider …

At the edges of the envelope: Herbert, Dune (but avoid the sequels) … Le Guin, Left Hand of Darkness.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

What's the one...

…with the guy and the place and the ships or pods or something that go random places and you either die or find something amazing?

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Dec 19, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you mean Farmer's World of Tiers series?

I wasn’t particularly taken by them, but my son got into them when he was fifteen-sixteen.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No I was thinking of Pohl's Heechee books

Always thought that would have made a cool TV series.

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Dec 19, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Loved Frederik Pohl's books

Especially fond of Drunkard’s Walk. Surprised to find he’s still alive.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 19, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Le Guin's

The Lathe of Heaven (not a fan of the Earthsea books); holy cow, can’t believe I totally spaced having read the Dorsai books decades ago. Also, yes, Stand on Zanzibar. Going back even further, Clarke’s The City and the Stars, Simak’s Ring Around the Sun, City, and Time is the Simplest Thing.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 19, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, yes

Earthsea was really before she found her voice. I can’t even remember the Simaks, though I’m sure I must have read them. hmmm …

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Herbert has some pretty good books besides Dune.

The White Plague, Destination:Void(the three sequels are okay but not as good, just much bigger stories), Man of Two Worlds, The Dosadai Experiment.

I always liked Ray Bradbury when i was a kid.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 19, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Never liked Bradbury

Felt like he was a literary guy slumming. Opinion confirmed when he started showing up in the HS curriculum.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I did say, when I was a kid.

Which was over 20 years ago. It’s been forever since I read one.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 19, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yah, me too

When I was a kid cutting-edge sci-fi was Foundation and Starship Troopers: Bradbury was trespassing.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

heinlein

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 19, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I enjoyed Time Enough For Love

but found a lot of his other stuff tiresome, like Glory Road or Farnham’s Freehold. And Stranger in a Strange Land seems dated now, but I still have a soft spot for The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 20, 2010 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Busbars!!!

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Dec 19, 2010 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

if you're willing to go fantasy, A Game of Thrones is good

and there’s a tv series coming out for it.

 if just pure scifi, Valis or The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch are really good. Deathbird Stories by Harlan Ellison is practically a must read, also.

turn it up to '11

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 19, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Try a CANTICLE FOR LIEBOWITZ

Old but interesting—just like me.

Older than any three of you.

by Remember Kenny B on Dec 19, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, yes, terrific book

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Love that book!

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 19, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Sci-fi

depends on the age of the reader. I love Neal Stephenson and Roger Zelazny, though much of the best of Zelazny’s work is fantasy rather than sci-fi (see the Amber Chronicles). If it’s an adult you’re buying for, and fantasy is ok, then I recommend Joe Abercrombie’s First Law trilogy. I also enjoyed Peter Brett’s The Warded Man, whose sequel is out in hardback. I would recommend Stephenson’s Snow Crash and Cryptonomicon, both of which are sci-fi, and the huge volumes of The System of the World, which is definitely not for children, or even teens, really, and is an alternate history based around Isaac Newton’s time.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 19, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I too am very fond of Stephenson -

But I would not call either Cryptonomicon or the Baroque Trilogy sci-fi. They’re not alternate history but historical romances, in the direct Walter Scott tradition.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I assume you mean Sir Walter Scott? I might agree with you

if I had ever read any of his books. I can see the argument, especially with the Baroque trilogy, but although there’s a fair amount of romancing in Cryptonomicon, it’s also overrun with science and math, which I thoroughly enjoy, even if I don’t understand all of it.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 19, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, but the math and science are real math and science, not imaginary

Don’t worry about reading Scott. He’s got his points, but it’s very hard to see why he was so enormously popular and so enormously influential unless you spend a couple three months of reading his predecessors … but in a way, Scott’s also the great-great-grandfather of a certain school of sci-fi: he invented the notion that not just style but behavior and values are conditioned by the historical context – which is just as true of imaginary history and projected history and future history as it is of past history.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohhh

picked up Anathem by Stephenson on a random rec from a friend — amazing.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I enjoyed that one, too

but in a different way. I like his world-making, he does it fairly seamlessly; I also liked The Diamond Age, which I mean to re-read at some point; maybe after I finish re-reading the Patrick O’Brian seafaring books (15 down, 5 to go).

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 19, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you know the originals ...

Hornblower?

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Never read them.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 19, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Treat yourself

Not so cinematic, but more character.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Stephenson reader

I’d rate Zodiac higher than Snow Crash or Cryptonomicon, FWIW.

by siddfynch on Dec 19, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the one Stephenson I've never read

and I go all the way back to his first novel, The Big U, which I read in the 80’s. I’ve just never been interested in reading an “ecothriller”; why, I don’t know, since I’ve pretty much enjoyed everything else he’s written, as well as being something of an environmentalist.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 19, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much pure thriller

Eco’s just an excuse.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit

now I feel the compulsive need to compile a list of all books that I own

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It'll never work.

You’ll keep running into things you want to reread.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm reading Steven Erikson for 4th or 5th time

I got book 9 so I’m re-reading 1-8. I think it’s something like 7000-8000 pages (mass market paperback). I’ve been searching for new authors that I like lately but I decided to re-read Erikson till I found something promising.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you tried Abercrombie's

First Law books? Or the semi-sequel, Best Served Cold?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 19, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Not yet.

I’ve picked them up a couple of times in the book store, paged through them, read a chapter and decided that I wasn’t hooked. I will probably buy them at some point since he’s been well received thus far.

I’m still waiting for George RR Martin and Patrick Rothfuss to get their shit together too.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 20, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Does that mean you've read The Game of Thrones

and are anxiously awaiting the movie, or you’re waiting for Martin to finish up the series before delving in?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 20, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I've read the 4 books he's published thus far

and am eagerly awaiting the HBO series

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 20, 2010 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I've read the Wheel of Time series twice.

Each book is roughly 800 pages long, and there’s 13 books atm. It’s quite a hefty amount of pages. Hooray descriptive writing!

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Dec 19, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I've read all of Jordan's books

that he wrote himself (through #11, Knife of Dreams), except for New Spring. Haven’t read the two new ones that Sanderson finished, haven’t heard good things about them. Are they okay?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 20, 2010 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Sanderson's voice is clearly different

but he’s still a good writer. It’s hard to call the books bad when they’re culminating plot lines that were 85% complete.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 20, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed the new ones are definitely worth the read, especially if you are

already invested in the story

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Dec 20, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Indeed, Sanderson is a completely differented writer than Jordan.

Granted, these aren’t Sanderson’s characters, but he has completely changed the personalities of several characters in a way that was fairly surprising (Nynaeve, Elayne, etc.). The great thing about Jordan, and why I think he’s one of the best writers I have read, is that he can juggle several different moods of characters while maintaining their central personalities, such as Rand. Sanderson is a good writer, and the books are enjoyable, but I feel the last few would have been so much better with Jordan.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Dec 24, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I read them through for the 4th or 5th time when

The Gathering Storm came out in paper back.

If you like Jordan, I’d recommend Erikson. Similar type of novel (epic fantasy) different strengths for the writers.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 20, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Well...

if Johnson City is looking for warm bodies Matt Dodge is available… young, good athlete, very raw, not particularly cerebral. Formerly an NFL punter.

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 4:24 PM EST reply actions  

I am training my son to be a kicker/punter

I figure if all he does is kicking/punting than he will be good enough to get a scholarship for it. This is my plan to fund my son’s college tuition.

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 19, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

So a lot of people are saying the Royals got jobbed

but I like the trade two good defensive players up the middle with potentially above average bats for their positions plus a couple of good young arms. Maybe it wasn’t Dan Haren to AZ good but it wasn’t Dan Haren to LAA bad either

~ Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too ~

by TomCat009 on Dec 19, 2010 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

that surprises me

he didn’t seem good enough for japan

by DanUpBaby on Dec 19, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

what does it take to be good enough for Japan?

i mean, Matt Murton just broke records there, for godsake.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

it seems like you need a particular skill-set to work out there as a hitter

Murton was a tweener outfielder in the majors with some good skills, Jimenez was just a bad reliever. Brian Falkenborg was great there in 2009 (haven’t seen his 2010 stats) but Jimenez is at least one step worse.

by DanUpBaby on Dec 19, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Murton isn't really that bad though

Jimenez is a BP thrower… just no one’s told him yet. Or LaRussa, who would inexplicable use him when he’d get called up.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Dec 19, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Murton would have been above average.

The Cubs just screwed up and overpaid to import an inferior player from a place where murton is now awesome.

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 20, 2010 12:41 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Murton would have been above average.

The Cubs just screwed up and overpaid to import an inferior player from a place where murton is now awesome.

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 20, 2010 12:41 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

presented without comment

link


DSzymborski -Just finished running Cardinals ZiPS – no big surprises here. ZiPS doesnt’ like Berkman/Theriot shuffle

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2010 5:58 PM EST reply actions  

what does that mean though?

obviously it wouldn’t like the Theriot shuffle because he’s worse than Ryan most likely but I guess it thinks Berkman will be worse than Jay/Craig?

at least that’s how i’m reading it

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 19, 2010 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

i think it means

the nfc west shouldn’t get a playoff berth at all.

And I think maybe he is talking about in regards to last years projections, which would make it Berkman/Theriot vs Ludwick/Ryan.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2010 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

then what's the point of divisions?

this is an aberration and the exception not a regular occurrence

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 19, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

spay my dog?

i don’t think that’s the kind of services they perform

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

then he still needs to contact the humane society

come on guys

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 7:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Player RC/27 BA OBP SLG
Tyler Greene 4.17 .238 .301 .373
Ryan Theriot 3.93 .269 .327 .324
Pete Kozma 3.60 .236 .294 .336
Donovan Solano 3.56 .259 .295 .327

--
Dan Szymborski
Dan's Stuff is on: BTF, ESPN, Twitter

by D.Szymborski on Dec 19, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

eyah

gonna have a hard time translating that into 4 WAR

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

TYLER GREENE BANDWAGON!

I’m glad you are on it in full force now

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 19, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a boat, not a wagon.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 19, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

it was a wagon last year

trust me it was lonely…. but i’m glad it has been been upgraded

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 19, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't need half that ...

A fulltime 2B starts at 2.25, SS at 2.75

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought a SS was 3.0?

cause positional adjustments were +1.0 or did they change that or am i thinking of something else?

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 19, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

7.5, I think, but I could be wrong.

But off the top of my head that batting line looks like -10 or -15 runs for a full-time player.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

ugly

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

scary thing is

EVERY ONE of those is an improvement over 2010’s SS line of .221/.289/.311 (.600 OPS)

Tyler Greene is also actually somehow an improvement over what we got from either 2B (.671) or 3B (.655) last year, too, although last year’s production was slightly more valuable due to the higher OBP with similar OPS.

Not sure I've seen dumber baseball words: "Brendan Ryan became expendable after (Cardinals) acquired infielder Ryan Theriot." -Joe Posnanski

by SleepyCA on Dec 19, 2010 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

This team needs Tyler Greene

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 20, 2010 12:45 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Every time I think maybe I've been too hard on Cards fans...

… I come here and discover you’re the big bunch of douches I thought you were. And now you’re delusional too.

by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Dec 19, 2010 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

Let me guess...

The brewers are going to win the NL central by 10 games
Sweep the Giants in the NLDS, Sweep the Phillies and then beat the Red Sox / Yankees / whoever in the Series?
All behind Greinke and your Douche-y right fielder?

by Aranathor on Dec 19, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're talking about Braun-y, Aranathor,

he plays LF. Unless, of course, you’re speaking of Hart, in which case, nm.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 19, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Ed Hardy shirts are douchy

Sunglasses at Night are still up for debate.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 19, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey CodyG

You suck

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

he meant brawny

the quicker picker upper

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 19, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

51 troll flags

I haven’t banned anyone since the Reds-Cardinals series, IIRC.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

well

he’s only got 2 VEB flags since people round here rarely flag. He’s earned 52 troll flags to date though so I can ban without a hint of remorse. Not that I ever feel sorry for banning but still it’s the thought that counts . . .

. . . or some holiday shit like that.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 19, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's spelled "holliday"

or that’s how I realized I was doing it this year until I saw it with one L.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that 52 troll flags...

from all the blogs on sbnation? Pretty cool you can track that…

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude spammed the Royals boards poll

And voted “Terrible” on the “How do you feel about this trade” poll. So, since he is a Brewer fan, I guess that is indisputable evidence that TSSC thinks Melvin took it in the shorts on this deal.

I guess I’ll vote “good” to cancel it out.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 19, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Ban him for bringing shame to his namesake.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 19, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed.

You can troll around SB Nation if that’s what you feel like doing with your life but for godsake, not in the name of Simba.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

its the thought that counts

in the sense than Robots literally tabulate and enumerate all their thoughts?

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I watched a 60 minutes special last night

about people with super autobiographical memory. They can remember (essentially) their entire lives. They page through their memories in their mind, categorize them, etc. There have only been 7 people identified with that talent so far but it was amazing to watch.

Worth a watch

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 20, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Still angry??

This is the best day in a couple years for a Brewers’ fan.

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

They'll have two first rounders next year...

the regular and the replacement for Covey (I think), plus two more (possibly) for Fielder and Weeks… That’s at least seven in the first two rounds and potentially six of the first 45 or so. They’ll get back up to speed fairly quickly, although they only have a one year window.

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

simpsons are replaying the lisa as a manager episode on fox

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 19, 2010 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

big fish in small pond

time to spread your wings aranatroh and expand your horizon, good bye

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I am ok with this

just expect a daily complaint about you spelling of colo(u)r and etc…

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It'll never work

He fits the gay stereotype so much better than you do: self-absorbed, narcissistic, flamboyantly exhibitionist, style-over-substance, fixated on personal relationships and emotional issues.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

congratulations aranator

but don’t act like a big shot around here just because some other blog mentioned you even though your stories are one of a kind

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 19, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

That makes you, I think

Published, and not merely self-published. A major milestone.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 19, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Fact or Fiction:

The Cardinals should be considered as favorites to run with the division title.

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Dec 19, 2010 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

should? No

too close for me to say they SHOULD be considered favorites.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Fiction: I find it hard to label anybody as the "favorites"

but yes I do think we are the favorites looking through my Cardinal red colored goggles

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 19, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

me looking through my astro colored pair(they were on sale)

tells me that all berkman jerseys will be sold for 70% off.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 19, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

At Wrigley

they’re giving free Theriot jerseys with every hotdog.

I need signature suggestions. The Boog and the Walrus have both departed. And it's not funny anymore... sniff

by Paulspike on Dec 19, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

fact

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 20, 2010 3:52 AM EST up reply actions  

which team are we more concerned with in 2011

brewers or reds?

i’m giving it to the brewers pretty easily

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 19, 2010 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah I agree with that

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

you're delusional.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 19, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuckin' peacoats

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Reds...

The Brewers just Did Something Big… the Reds are still better.

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 20, 2010 3:52 AM EST up reply actions  

So...

My dad asked me if I was naming the kid Yadier if it’s a boy.

Tempting, but no.

by spants on Dec 19, 2010 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Albert?

Matt?
Adam?
Fredbird?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 19, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

My name is a good name

distinguished, not too common, regal…..

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 20, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

We're set on names.

We decided a long time ago.

by spants on Dec 20, 2010 12:55 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

my name is pretty much of all of those

it’s not really regal, but it’s most definitely historical

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 20, 2010 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Y'know, "Rui" is also a very beautiful name

People don’t know how to pronounce but hey! That builds character!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 20, 2010 3:05 AM EST up reply actions  

dibs on brendan

and no, I’m not joking.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

we are watching a puppy until christmas

picked it up a couple of days after he got traded. Wife has called it Boog ever since. She’s going to be crushed when the 7 year old the pup is intended for changes its name to “floppy” (Its a basset hound)

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

Pretty much all of them. Well, maybe not vision.

by spants on Dec 20, 2010 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

that'd be cool if you developed xray vision

so you have like super hearing & smell now?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 20, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Taste, too. Touch senses are a bit off, too.

And though it’s not a sense, I’ve noticed some extra clumsiness the last few days.

I feel like a walking science experiment.

by spants on Dec 20, 2010 1:40 AM EST up reply actions  

sounds cool, except for the clumsiness part

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 20, 2010 1:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Today I dropped a mini bagel.

Cream cheese side down.

On my cat.

by spants on Dec 20, 2010 1:44 AM EST up reply actions   5 recs

hahaha, i'm sorry, that's really funny, how pissed was the cat?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 20, 2010 1:46 AM EST up reply actions  

It is funny. Fortunately it wasn't the last bagel!

The cat tried to eat the bagel. It was pretty excited about cleaning up the cream cheese.

by spants on Dec 20, 2010 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

i've dropped stuff on dogs before & they would spin around in circles

trying to get it off their backs. i bet it loved the cream cheese.

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 20, 2010 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

also, how was the bagel?

Not sure I've seen dumber baseball words: "Brendan Ryan became expendable after (Cardinals) acquired infielder Ryan Theriot." -Joe Posnanski

by SleepyCA on Dec 20, 2010 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

OT:

The San Francisco 49ers currently hold a 5-9 record. But, and here’s the kicker, could still win the NFC West if they win their next two games. A 7-9 record into the postseason! (Tigers in three, huh)

I need signature suggestions. The Boog and the Walrus have both departed. And it's not funny anymore... sniff

by Paulspike on Dec 19, 2010 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

change your sig

our punter is better than yours. He doesn’t kick in a dome 1/2 of his games either.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

not true - they are about eqaul actually

Donnie – 45.9 average/41.3 NET
Lee – 46.3 average/37.7 NET

Donnie – 35.7% inside 20
Lee – 34.6% inside 20

Donnie – 5.7% touchback
Lee – 14.1% touchback

those stats say Donnie’s better, but since he’s plays in dome half the time, i’ll call them equal i guess

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 19, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Lee's nets are down due to our crappy coverage.

Same can be said for inside 20%. I got nothing for the touchbacks.

But seriously, I’m torn here. Do I want to make the playoffs as a terrible team and get the 21st overall pick in the draft or do I want to miss the playoffs and get a good draft pick? Point of playing the games is to make the playoffs and, as we learned in 06, anything can happen once you get there.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

are we talking about baseball?

i mean, you always shoot for the playoffs.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

no, football

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2010 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm in the same boat

but unlike you, we have a competent QB so our draft position is relatively unimportant whereas your draft position could be the difference between locker or a different position (or something like that)

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 19, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

They still have some significant weaknesses...

at least the good people of Milwaukee have something to believe in again.

Sign Carl Pavano!!!

by guayzimi on Dec 19, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Cody, you broke my damn browser

I award you no points.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 19, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

. . .

and may God have mercy on your soul

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 19, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I've decided to go home tomorrow

So there’s that

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 20, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

well my parents are pressing me asking what i want for christmas

but i’m blanking and i don’t really want anything because my birthday was four weeks ago (although i didn’t ask for anything then either)

guess i’m just simplistic…

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 20, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

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Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 20, 2010 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

that's definitely not a problem

i go to plenty of games already – i think I’ll just ask for a jersey

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by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 20, 2010 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

went to 21 or so this summer.

aiming to top that this summer. may not happen though.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 20, 2010 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

i don't keep count, but if I had to guess

i’d put it somewhere around… 30-40? I literally don’t have any idea….

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by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 20, 2010 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

damn.

seriously? you were at literally every other game?

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 20, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

i'd say i probably went to at least a game every series

i couldn’t really tell you though because i don’t have any idea…. if you are wondering, my parents have had season tickets for a while now and they are busy as shit so a lot of times they just defer to me….

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by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 20, 2010 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

fair enough.

one game per series equates to about 27-30 games. i would end up at 30 probably but i lose about a third of the season to this thing called college.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 20, 2010 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

ain't that a bitch?

that’s gonna happen to me next year

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by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 20, 2010 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

it sucks.

it really does. but college is where i met my buddy who takes me to about ten games a year in AWESOME seats every time. so i can’t complain.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 20, 2010 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

That's more games than I went to as an employee of the Seattle Mariners

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 20, 2010 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

you joined midseason though

right?

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by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 20, 2010 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Kind of... May 17th to August 10th-ish

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 20, 2010 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Ask for the Fushigi!

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 20, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

this is pretty awesome

song using only letters, numbers, etc. on keyboard – also this is fucking catchy and way better than the original

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by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 20, 2010 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

why do my fanposts always turn into novels

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by prophetjohn on Dec 20, 2010 12:41 AM EST reply actions  

Because you touch yourself at night

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 20, 2010 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

what's the topic?

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by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 20, 2010 1:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, that's great work

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 20, 2010 1:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I liked it.

Rrelated to this topic, Erik Manning did some (apparent) off-the-cuff WAR projections for the entire NL Central. He seemed more pessimistic about the Cards than you/Bill James. And I would say that the hardest part about doing a post like yours is projecting playing time, especially on a La Russa managed yeam

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by jacksonian on Dec 20, 2010 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

i expect mine are optimistic

but the idea is that they should be equally optimistic for both teams. so, while they may not play out like that in the real world, the comparisons should be close

and ouch, manning doesn’t like the cards next season. that’s a third place finish

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by prophetjohn on Dec 20, 2010 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah I saw almost no improvement from anyone, anywhere.

That’s almost impossible.

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by jacksonian on Dec 20, 2010 1:37 AM EST up reply actions  

holliday loses a full 2 WAR?

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by prophetjohn on Dec 20, 2010 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Freese is slated at .2

less WAR than he amassed in 270 PAs last season. I dunno, all I can figure is that he’s factoring in some significant injury time (eg Freese) or benching (Colby)

by mattyp on Dec 20, 2010 1:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Freese is carrying a serious injury into this year and got very lucky on BIP last year

I actually think 1.5 WAR is pretty bullish.

I also think 5 is fine for Holliday.

I’d argue he’s a little low on Skip (I think a Skip/Greene platoon is probably a 1 WAR true talent, minimum) and definitely on Lohse (who’s never been replacement-level in his career, put up nearly 1 WAR in each of the last two horrible, injur-hit years, and is definitely as good as Narveson, and possibly even Randy Wolf, who’ve got 3.5 WAR between them somehow).

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by Felonius_Monk on Dec 20, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Molina has a 3.0 WAR

that’s the only one though

to be fair, he’s pretty low on everyone else though

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by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 20, 2010 1:41 AM EST up reply actions  

it's like he took everyone's WAR from last year and adjusted it down 10-20%

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by jacksonian on Dec 20, 2010 1:43 AM EST up reply actions  

which is crazy in the cardinals case

since there are quite a few players who were unlucky last year

also it looks like he simplified his projections by reverting to .0 and .5

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by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 20, 2010 1:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Matt Holliday's WAR projection is inexplicably low from him

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 20, 2010 1:38 AM EST up reply actions  

06-2010 he averages about 6 WAR per year

and you’ve got to figure in some injury risk (he’s had well over 600 PAs each of those 5 years). I’d say he’s a 5-6 WAR true talent, so 5 WAR (especially as he’s now 31, arguably jussssst starting to hit his down years) doesn’t seem crazy.

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by Felonius_Monk on Dec 20, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

yours might be overly optimistic

but just taking a glance at erik’s, those seem overly pessimistic

by mattyp on Dec 20, 2010 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

he's low on our superstars

Pujols declining again? Waino having his worst season of the last three years? Rasmus drops 0.5 in WAR? Lohse and Schu are worth nothing?

man not one of those predictions is optimistic in the slightest sense and most of them are pessimistic

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by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 20, 2010 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Just a quick note about this comment, az
Like the Cardinals, they will have some gaping offensive holes notably at shortstop, catcher and centerfield.

I agree on shortstop and catcher (I could see them adding Bengie Molina to split time with Lucroy), but they should be pretty capable in CF – they traded Jim Edmonds for Chris Dickerson last year, and if Dickerson can stay healthy he’s probably an above-average CF; decent glove in a premium position with a bat that looks average or a tick above. Just remains to be seen if he gets most of the playing time ahead of Gomez but I expect he should.

The Brewers rotation and starting lineup looks SCARY and the fact they’ve added the best part of 8-10 wins with the last two moves makes them about a 90 win team now, assuming their bullpen will be halfway decent IMO. I think they’re probably neck and neck with us for best team in the NLC now. I reckon the Reds are probably 3-5 wins behind, at a rough estimate.

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by Felonius_Monk on Dec 20, 2010 12:45 PM EST reply actions  

The Brewers have a weak defense and I wait to see how this will play out in their upcoming games. This is not to say that disposing the top 4 talented batters was a mistake, I just think they should be covering their defenses and I do not see how Greinke, Gallardo and Marcum will fare here.

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by rfreddreka on Dec 20, 2010 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

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