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The week in St. Louis Cardinals reruns

As you read this, if you're reading it Thursday morning or afternoon, I'm on a plane bound for St. Louis or momup's car bound for Springfield. That means it's time for our ever-irregular look at the other content you might be missing if your VEB experience involves tunnel-visioning the main blog. Such as:

  • On SB Nation I tore myself from wall-to-wall Rams coverage long enough to take a look at the largest contracts on the 2011 St. Louis Cardinals. My hope (and fear) is that a month or two from now this will be, relatively speaking, a nostalgic look at a time when baseball players didn't make very much money at all and St. Louis hadn't been renamed Pujols Valley. After they extend Pujols—I'm going to be optimistic, and stop using if—I fully expect the Cardinals Hall of Fame to look like an El-Hombrefied version of the Biff Tannen Museum.
  • Speaking of Albert Pujols, in the fanposts section tarakas uses two similar-player lists to arrive at some idea of how Albert Pujols might age. For these players the edge of the table seemed to be around the age-35 season, which leaves me hoping Pujols's agents are benchmarking the Alex Rodriguez contract's AAV, more than its length. Check out the comments section for some great discussion on the topic.
  • After the post-season fanposts trough things seem to be picking up again. A few days ago Aranathor put together the 2010 League Minimum All-Star Team, which features three Cardinals (and will need, after Albert Pujols converts Laclede's Landing into a stately pleasure-dome, to feature several more.) And last week Solanus assembled a fascinating All-Star Team of his own. The stipulations: One player chosen for each year, and each team had to be represented by one player. There's also this crosspost from Cardinal70, a Cardinal Christmas Carol. If you read this blog, you're in its target-market.  
  • And if you want to be really depressed, Cards Fan in Chitown offered us a comprehensive analysis of why Brendan Ryan must start at shortstop for the St. Louis Cardinals. I like the idea, but I'm not sure we'd be able to pry him from the Mariners...

New episodes of Viva El Birdos resume tomorrow morning, at their usual timeslot.

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by alberich on Dec 16, 2010 6:07 AM EST reply actions  

DeWitt will rename stadium a 'Stately Pleasure Dome' with wailing (wall) for Departed APU

How’s that for mixing metaphors and allusions??

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by akaitori on Dec 16, 2010 7:50 AM EST up reply actions  

K-Lo gives us insight into Brendan Ryan's trade

(thanks to gdm for linking to this article and the audio)

here’s the segment:

We all tried to help him out and tried to help him understand what being a professional was, and I think sometimes, you know, he’s a very likeable guy, but I honestly think that when things aren’t go so good, and you’re still kind of the way he is you know, I mean, he’s a very enjoyable guy to be around but when you’re still kind of forgetting to do the things you’re supposed to, it starts to wear on you. He by no way is any reason why we didn’t take the NL Central but, I think just one little distraction that kind of rubbed some people the wrong way and it’s just one of those things that doesn’t help a team out and Brendan Ryan is who he is, and he’s going to continue being that guy and personally I like him. I just don’t think he’s ever going to change and the inability to get serious about things, I think, kind of makes people really tired of you, I think. Maybe that’s not the best way to put it, but I think it rubs people the wrong way sometimes.
[I]t wasn’t that he didn’t care, he takes his job serious, he cares a lot. There’s a time for fun and a time for seriousness and you know, there’s not a doubt in my mind that he cares and that he wants to do well, and that has nothing to do with…that’s probably why he struggled even more because he wanted to do even better than he was doing and I think that some of the timing of things, you know, I wasn’t there when he was late out to the field in Cincinnati, but you know, there’s things along those lines that can kind of rub a guy the wrong way when you’re not a rookie anymore and you know it’s just my take on things, and that’s all it is.

to our entire clubhouse: fuck you. fuck you. FU
you too Carp, cause now I know you were one of these people if they’re still talking about the CIN incident. fuck you, stop crying and learn to be professional. you think we all only work with people that don’t annoy us and everyone hugs everyone and is constantly happy at work? we’re not getting paid half of the money you’re raking and you’re all primadonnas. fuck you

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 6:53 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

seems to me that ballplayers have to have prety high tolerance

for all kinds of distractions like fans, press, teammates, etc so if BR was so bad that the professionals on the team wanted him gone, he must have been REALLY been difficult to live with. I think the team DID put up with him when he was playing well, but when he’s terrible and not looking to get better, why would you put up with it? Lohse is saying things as delicately as one can say them — he must have really been an incredible nuisance.

And as for the rest of us dealing with that, yes I guess it’s partly true, but it’s also true that if you are an incredible nuisance/bad fit at work, your boss will eventually find a way to exit you as well.

Just win

by The Duke on Dec 16, 2010 7:13 AM EST up reply actions  

The irritating thing about this on my end...

…Is not that it is inconceivable that a goofy clown like Boog could be annoying. It’s just that the arguments we’ve heard (well, really only from Lohse at this point) are so damn unimpressive. He kind of comes across as someone with a splinter up his derriere. The quotes d-dee blocked above say the following: that Boog cares and does put in his work and he wasn’t the reason they lost the division, but gosh dern it he’s distracting and rubs people the wrong way. You know what that says to me? It says that even though Ryan does a lot of things that we like and didn’t really cost us anything significant on the field, well, gosh dern it all he’s annoying and doesn’t live up to our standard of professionalism.

To which I say, Mr. Lohse, color me unimpressed. You’re going to have to do better than that. I simply cannot buy what you’re selling. I get it, I’m not in that clubhouse everyday with Mr. Ryan and his goofy ways, so I readily concede that he may in fact be some kind of whirling dervish of annoying that literally makes you wanna puke being around him. However, your statement is weak with a capital W and everything short of convincing. It makes you, and by extension your teammates because it seems like you’re speaking for them, look like a bunch of stiffs who simply got annoyed with someone whose approach to baseball is different than yours. I’ve played a lot of ball in my day and have worked a lot of work in my day and can honestly say that the only people I did not want around, regardless of their annoying personality traits, were the ones who in some way stunk at their job and made me cover for them. Since, by Lohse’s own admission, that wasn’t entirely the case with Boog I have to say I’m disappointed in the reasoning behind the trade.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Dec 16, 2010 7:42 AM EST up reply actions  

The 600 LB elephant in the room, or, It's all about the benjamins

After reading all the various reports, including the one d-dee referenced above, my conclusion is that it’s all about the money. They were willing to put up with his quirks in 2009 when he was hitting well and costing the league minimum. They were willing to put up with it last year when he wasn’t hitting well and costing the league minimum. This year? Well, he’s slightly obnoxious, they don’t think he’ll make it back to 2009 offensively, and he’s due for a fairly sizable raise through the arbitration process.

During the arb process, you know his agent will be spouting off all sorts of defensive metrics, etc. to get Brendan the most money he possibly can – and that’s fine. It’s his job, and it’s part of what arbitration is all about. I don’t have a beef with that. Apparently, the Cardinals do – they obviously didn’t want to pay him more than the league minimum. Did they broach a deal with him? I don’t know. IMO, probably not.

In essence, what they’re NOT saying is that they are no longer willing to put up with the personality quirks (and expected low performance offensively) when he’s going to cost them closer to a 7 figures than low to mid 6 figures.

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by avs18fan on Dec 16, 2010 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

it's not about the benjamins

no way he would be making the money we are paying theriot to play SS this year.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Not about the Benjamins

The Cardinals are overpaying a below average shortstop about 2 1/2 million more dollars plus Blake Hawksworth just to get Ryan out of the clubhouse. How freakin’ annoying is this guy? What…is setting Carp’s socks on fire while he is trying to take a nap? Is he placing buckets of tar above Pujols’ locker so they drop on his head when he opens the door? Is he saying “I know you are, but what am I” hundreds of times in banter back and forth with Jason Larue?

Seriously, he much of a jerk does someone have to be to pay 2 1/2 million to make him go away? Also, doesn’t he seem like the only guy on that team that is fun? (except Waino, on occasion)

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by Elvis on Dec 16, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Is he saying "I know you are, but what am I" hundreds of times in banter back and forth with Jason Larue?

One man’s “annoying” is another man’s “completely fucking awesome thing that felonius_monk would happily pay to witness”. Just so’s you know…

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 16, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

bombs too

i now wonder

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 16, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

stl wants the most serious clubhouse in the bigs

boog played hard and was a fun guy to be around. i would love to be around someone like him a lot. the reasons for the trade were definitely not baseball related. boog could very well rebound in 2011, and for his sake, i hope he does. i also hope he shows the cards why they shouldn’t have traded him.

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

this is kind of an assumption
stl wants the most serious clubhouse in the bigs

Wainwright, Lohse, and others have been know to goof off at times. It looks more of a time and a place thing.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Mather

I wonder if he was DFA’d for much the same reason. He’s another guy that seemed to really enjoy himself playing ball. That don’t fly with TLR we know.

by WizardofOz1982 on Dec 16, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

When you look at the OF situation

vs. the middle infield one, it’s quite a bit easier to see why he was let go.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 16, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

The Cards didn’t have plenty of room to keep him stashed in AAA to see how his wrist heals? I disagree.

by WizardofOz1982 on Dec 16, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just saying

that both Mather and Ryan are at the age where you probably now have to see a viable short term path to the major league roster. With Holliday, Rasmus, Berkman, Jay, and Craig it’s tougher sledding than with the crew in the MI. And then when you look at the minor league system below them, it’s a similar story.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 16, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

bman for 8 mill for one year, or

wiggy for 2 years for 8 mil
???

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 16, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Berkman

Except that we didn’t have Berkman when Mather was released. Craig is slated for back up duty at 3B if not full time duty when Tastee’s ankles melt again. So you’re talking about Holliday, Rasmus, Jay, and Mather as full time outfielders. At the time it wasn’t the crowded situation you make it out to be.

by WizardofOz1982 on Dec 20, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

i believe Mather was out of options

and had to pass through waivers in order to be sent to the minors, and Atlanta nabbed him in the waiver process. He had no trade value whatsoever (less that even Ryan) so it’s not like we could have gotten anything for him. Ryan’s out of options too, so it was best that we trade him instead of letting him get nabbed in the waiver process. Ryan can be at least a valuable defensive replacement to just about every team, so he would have been claimed

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by BVHeck on Dec 16, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

joey was the best athlete we had who played outfield

he was boog’s friend, and that probably sealed his pointless doom

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 16, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

who cares?

no offense, but best athlete has little correlation to good player….

his stats were not very good and he was out of options… that was why not because of ryan…

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by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 16, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm gonna go gdm-style conspiracy theory up in here

What if the FO think that Boog and Mather were bad influences on Colby, and that by sending them off, they’re hoping Colby is more consistent day-to-day, rather than fooling around with them?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

fooling around with them

they leave that business to your mom

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

dangoleriffraffbadinfulences

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Worst. Sentence. Ever.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

At least that would sort of make sense, in a weird, TLR-playing-headgames-and-Mo-going-along-with-it way.

I think a large part of the frustration with the trade is that Ryan seemed like such a good fit for the team – great D for a groundball heavy staff, and still being relatively cheap since he’s only in his Arb 1 year.

In a vaccuum, the Ryan out, Theriot in swap is probably a marginal wash – the downgrade from great D to average-ish D is offset by the improvement from sub-par bat to average-ish bat. But given the composition of this team (again, groundball staff) and the increase in payroll from what they’d be paying Ryan to what they’re paying Theriot, it just doesn’t make any damn sense.

by dronemc on Dec 16, 2010 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That's all it is for me

On many teams, Ryan wouldn’t be all that useful. On ours, I think he had some value. What’s done is done, but the lingering concern is that our groundball staff is supported defensively by an injury risk at 3B, a SS who played 2B last year after being roughly average for years before, and Skip.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 16, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

jmo does NOT go along

he does what he is told

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 16, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

What if Pujols said. . .

it’s me or Boog?

You know, while we’re being all conspiratorial.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Carpenter incident

Do I remember Pujols saying something right fter the Carpenter incident that supported Carpenter? If so, then this was a festering problem, and bigger than what we know. Carpenter had just had the last straw.

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by Remember Kenny B on Dec 16, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually

Mather seemed to be a TLR type guy. I think he was let go because he kinda sucked after the wrist surgery.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Mather also could have been DFA'd because.......

he just wasn’t very good and was fungible with other OF’ers in the organization. Just spitballin’ here.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 16, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

we just paid $1mil for a backup catcher

i don’t think it was about money

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by BVHeck on Dec 16, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

reply fail

Your team is incompetently run by baseball equivalent of the captain from the Caine Mutiny -DiscoJer

by BVHeck on Dec 16, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

you seem to have forgotten

because tlr

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 16, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe

 the boss should look in the mirror. Just because a boss is in a higher level of authority than you doesn’t necessarily make him smarter. This is a stupid trade for stupid reasons. Maybe the blame should be placed solely on the manager because he cannot manage different personalities. Bosses can get fired too. With TLR getting “his guys” now we should expect to win the Central because TLR says I can win with this team. Anything less should be grounds for removal. Hall of Fame manager or not.

"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance." - Aesop

by OKCardsfan on Dec 16, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Are you saying that you'll no longer fight my girlfriend for Chris Carpenter?

son of a…

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Thank you

This FU stuff is lame.

If I had someone like that in my department I’d want their ass gone too.

by paposse on Dec 16, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

And everyone on the Cardinals team knew him personally...

while no one (presumably) on this blog knew him. Not to mindlessly defer to others, but we can’t know if he wasn’t a complete PITA.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

My only problem with this line of thought

is that I’d give a lot more leeway to someone in my department being like that if they were performing well. I dislike when teams become too focused on personality rather than on who is actually, you know, good at baseball.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

it's obviously conjecture

but i’m inclined to believe that if ryan was performing well, this wouldn’t have been an issue. to paraphrase lohse on the clubhouse issues: “winning has a way of working these kind of things out”

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Right

I’m pretty neutral on this topic. I think they made the decision for the wrong reasons. I think those reasons writ large would be damaging to the team but, for the most part, they haven’t been writ large. I’m just struggling to get riled up about it.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

One other point people don't seem to be considering

I think there’s a very real possibility that our scouting dept thinks that baseball in general is possibly slightly under-valuing Maikel Cleto, and tbh I think it’s not impossible that they’re right. Whilst I don’t hold out major hope for him to be better than, say, ooooh, Blake Hawksworth (making this the ultimate sideways move) I’m not convinced he’s definitely chopped liver either.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 16, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Even if Cleto turns out to be a closer

he’s still not going to return the value of Boog. Our scouting department may think highly of him but the analytical department should have emphasized the relative value of a SS versus a reliever.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you're almost certainly correct

Although I’d argue that a competent closer has probably similar value to a average-to-slightly-below-average position player. I’m still not sold on FG WAR for relievers or the highly flawed chaining concept.

That said, I don’t really see Cleto being very likely to be the next Heath Bell, or even the next Jason Motte, but people do seem to be framing the argument as if we got nothing back for Boog. I’m dead against the trade but I also feel as if Cleto’s got more potential than people seem to generally realise.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 16, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

its my understanding

we have a stockpile of 5 or 6 relievers in the system with similar profiles to Cleto. Not so on the middle infield front in regards to players similar to ryan.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm right there with you re: Fangraphs reliever valuation

something feels wrong with that approach

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Relievers really just don't make much difference.

Even if you like more simplistic measures like win% after leading into the 7th or 8th or FIP, relievers are wildly inconsistent and overrated.

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by hazel on Dec 16, 2010 10:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

i agree

just tired of tlr’s limited window of acceptable behavior
while being so tolerant of those who are not good at their actual jobs

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 16, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think it is becoming more and more apparent that...

that Brendan Ryan was traded in large part – not necessarily because Mo and TLR wanted him gone — but because some significant portion of the team wanted him gone.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 16, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

it doesn't have to be a signifficant portion of the team

just the better part of the superstars

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

And given that, I'm more and more okay with the move

We don’t know the whole story here, but it sounds like there is a definite effort to clean up the clubhouse in some way and that it is more than just a TLR agenda.

by OCCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

The way I read those block quotes, with the amount of “Brendan takes his job seriously”s and “he is working hard”s he throws in there, Lohse is going to extreme lengths to make sure he says something good about Ryan. In my experience, that usually means that the subject of the conversation doesn’t have nearly the level of good traits that are being tossed around in their defense.

by dronemc on Dec 16, 2010 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Lohse who works with and for the people who ran him out of town

is pretty likely to defend that decision, and if they can’t stand a guy who is a bit goofy then they deserve the uptight atmosphere they are inviting.

"as long as it agrees with my argument, yes" vivaelpujols

by TomCat009 on Dec 16, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

i love boog, but i have to agree.

you can tell just by the way lohse is talking, the way he sort of stutters and qualifies everything he says with “I think,” that whatever got brendan traded is a much, MUCH bigger issue that lohse’s statements, on their face, indicate. but all the subtext, man, its just obvious.

boog was my favorite player, but if having him off the team makes the cardinals a better team, mentally, chemistry-wise, whatever, then it had to be done.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Dec 16, 2010 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a big fan of Boog

But I’m a bigger fan of the Cardinals. So I’ll just go cheer for our other mediocre shortstop.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah that's basically a better way of saying what i said.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Dec 16, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, how about we designate today as the last day to dwell on this

Brendan Ryan thing, get it all out of our systems if need be, and then stop talking about it. It’s getting a little, well, not unprofessional….but it starts to wear on you.

by mattyp on Dec 16, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

no, i am going to talk about this all offseason, spring training, and next season

trade me if you don’t like it

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

even going 162-0 doesn't make

the organization repeatedly treating players like crap a moot point

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

trading away a player is not treating him like crap

playing him in 139 games, despite a 57 OPS+ is not treating him like crap. Designating a coach/personnel to give Boog hugs when he is feeling blue is not treating him like crap. The organization’s big wigs (Mo, TLR, any of the Front Office) are not saying anything bad about Brendan. The players are the culprits now, which I guess is still part of the organization.

I’m not sure I see the “crappy” treatment of Boog in this situation.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 10:06 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Agree

They traded to him a team where he has a chance to start, when he likely did not have such a chance in STL. I can’t see how that is treating Ryan like crap.

by OCCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

publicizing that you dislike him because he's got "personality issues"

right before trading him is treating him like crap
same with the colby trade saga
same with felipe lopez

and that’s just this year

you have a problem with someone, say it didn’t work out or you need to fill other positions, whatever and stfu. don’t assault his personality

and if they’re still dwelling on the cincinnati glove change and the tunnel and cite this as a reason too, then carp needs to stop whining that people perceive him as a villain

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I haven't heard Carp mention the Cincy episode since that night...

when he said it was a non-issue. I think they use that, because it was the most publicized example. And I remember TLR & Mo trying to quash the Colby trade thing pretty quickly. TLR spent much of Floppy’s spiral into awfulness blaming a knee injury.

Being angry that one of your favorite players was traded away is understandable, I guess I just don’t agree with you.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

agree on the Cincy episode

you’d like it even less if he started bringing up stuff you didn’t know about.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

as well as a self inflicted wound

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 16, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we count on you for the boycott or not??

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Anti-boycotts are the new boycotts.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

a-fucking-men

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow the Anthony Reyes saga around here was terrible!

Wasn’t there a poster JILL? who has not come back since the Reyes thing?

She got pretty emotional about it

by ICbirdfan on Dec 16, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

And much like after trading away Anthony Reyes, another mediocre player, the Cardinal franchise will somehow move on without Brendan Effing Ryan, hard as it may seem.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

We won a WS with Reyes, and we’ve won a WS without him.

Oh wait. Well, at least we’ve made the playoffs every year.

Oh wait, haven’t done that, either. Good thing we traded him then.

by DiscoJer on Dec 16, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

LOGIC

is not your strong suit

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

That 5.25 FIP he put up in 07

really helped us out after Carpenter went down.

Also, Reyes was recently out-righted off of the Indians’ 40-man and later sign as a minor league free agent. Why? Because TLR.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh God What Have i Done?!??!

The Anthony Reyes debate….. IT LIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

you wanted to kill the BR talk right?

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

ARey

and Perez. I think once Young Pitcher became an Indian she started hanging out over there.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

And he wore Affliction shirts.

Affliction shirts, people. I refuse to weep for him.

by mattyp on Dec 16, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Hah

I like how all the cards get a big FU for being unprofessional yet Ryan gets a pass from you? Excellent use of the double standard.

by lopey986 on Dec 16, 2010 10:16 AM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

what, annoying people by being a person is now unprofessional?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

exactly

lopey is correct. your double-standard is glaring.

by _pistol_ on Dec 16, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

how does ANYONE not think the breandan ryan situation was handled horribly?

choosing skip over him is irrational however you look at it – skill, payroll, you name it
getting theriot and immediately giving him the job without a whisper of a chance for ryan to make a run for it
disregarding the fact he might have performed poorly because of an injury, a lack of spring training and added pressure from the manager while the new hitting coach allowed him to keep changing his stance without helping him
he has three games with errors and the manager benches him and tears him up for it in the media
the personality issues talk in the press
and then dumping him in an exchange for pretty much a bag of balls
and now reiterating that he’s just annoyed the hell our of everyone
he didn’t take things seriously? he wasn’t repeatedly the last one in the dugout after tough losses trying to gather himself? somehow adam wainwright is allowed to joke around and be a goof but no one else is?
doesn’t that organization have a team psychologist?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Because I'm not going to lose my shit

Over a 250 hitting shortstop, great defense or not. I don’t think Ryan is going to be the difference between the playoffs and staying home. More importantly, I root for the cardinals, if you’re employed by them I root for you, I don’t expect any player to show loyalty to st Louis nor do I expect the cardinals to show any loyalty to a player, welcome to professional sports.

by lopey986 on Dec 16, 2010 10:56 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

but the blind loyalty to skip schumaker is okay?

or the loyalty to tony larussa?
don’t forget we pitch to contact and now we have skip and the riot in the middle infield
that may very well be the difference between playoffs and no playoffs

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

This I can get behind.

I don’t like the Ryan trade, mostly because trading away great defense could be problematic. We’re trying to catch the Reds, I’m not sure getting rid of Ryan, instilling a $4million mediocre SS, and keeping a defensive liability at 2B is the way to make up wins.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

install...not instill

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

exactly, it's the stupidity of it all that irritates me the most

how irrationally dumb is it to take away your groundball staff’s best defensive asset and not only run him out the door but practically pay millions to make him gone because he “rubbed somebody the wrong way”? so you insist it wasn’t his personality you traded him because of, but the lack of hitting, but you got virtually no upgrade for the bat and a major downgrade for the glove – what kind of sense does that make??
i don’t care what personality he has, get an ADHD specialist to coach him, whatever, but don’t screw your chance to win, because some people couldn’t get over their egos

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

For all the self-congratulatory talk about professionalism

I have to wonder how much professionalism is worth, if it means you can’t work with a few weird personalities. I mean, it almost sounds like a detriment. I thought professionalism meant that you were able to stay focused on your job no matter what.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 16, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

no

professionalism is whining about others not doing things the way you would like for them to be done.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

heh heh heh

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

you forgot

because tlr
is too old, too crotchity, and generally getting even less flexible like every other aging human being (give or take0

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 16, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

My one hope from all this

is that Tyler Greene gets a proper shot this year, either at 2B or SS. I’ve been really impressed with how he’s turned his offensive performance around in the last two years in Memphis and I think there’s actually a possibility he’s somewhat under-rated now as a “prospect” (if a 26-year-old or whatever he is can still be called that, several years after being a largely unfulfilled first round pick).

I’d be going into the year with Greene pencilled in at SS, at least against LHP I think.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 16, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!

the Tyler Greene bandwagon now has a Brit on its side…

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 16, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

No, it's not

Do i think Ryan is better than skip and Theriot? Yes I do. Does it matter what I think? Hell no it doesn’t.

Plus, it was pretty evident Ryan struggled last year, maybe this will be a better for both parties deal. Ryan can get a new start elsewhere where hopefully he will be able to be himself and will be more comfortable and that will translate to better performance. And with him out of the clubhouse it will be one less distraction for the guys who are still on the cardinals and hey, maybe it will translate to better performance.

I get it, you love Ryan. I love the cardinals and I will continue to root for them and hope they are making the right moves and if they aren’t, well rest assured someone’s head will roll and we will have new people in power to make all kinds of moves this community disagrees with. If the Ryan deal is such a problem, you can always root for him and the mariners, they could certainly use the fans.

by lopey986 on Dec 16, 2010 11:12 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I enjoy discussing the sports teams I root for

As much as I like arguing with all the cubs fans in my area, I also like to have discussions with fellow cardinals fans. I also like to read different perspectives that everyone has on a situation and see where i stand in comparison.

I certainly dont expect anyone within the cardinals organization to give a crap about my opinion though.

by lopey986 on Dec 16, 2010 11:18 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I just vote with my dollars.

I didn’t buy one set of tickets from the Cardinals last season. And I probably won’t this season, either.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey same here.

I went to 6 games in 09 and none in ‘10. We’ll see what I do this year. I can tell you that trading my favorite cardinal ever (Jim Edmonds) didn’t stop me from rooting for the cardinals and losing Brendan Ryan sure won’t either.

by lopey986 on Dec 16, 2010 11:26 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh I went to games.

I just got my tickets for free. And when did I say anything about not rooting for the Cardinals?

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You didn't.

Sorry, that part wasnt directed at you. Some of the whining about the Brendan Ryan situation strikes me as a player being bigger than the team nonsense (but hey, it’s the offseason, that’ll change when the weather breaks).

by lopey986 on Dec 16, 2010 12:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I think people care about Ryan being gone

BECAUSE they enjoyed what he brought to Cardinals baseball.

I’ll never not root for the Cardinals.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

and our overall infield quality went down with our budget going up

for ryan f’ theriot
who is now on his 4th team in 2 years
does that scream quality ss?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 16, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Their attendance was down last year.

So obviously I’m not a one-person minority.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

so was baseball over all

unemployment was at a high. TV and radio ratings were up.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed.

And I made the personal decision to not give the team my money last season. I don’t care if that’s significant to you or not.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Your mom gives a lot of....

no, I’m not going there.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 16, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey guys

What’s up?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I lack the courage of my convictions.

Incidentally, one of my convictions is Public Indecency.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 16, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thank goodness FM thought better than to insult

MC’s poor mother, that would have been uncalled for

"as long as it agrees with my argument, yes" vivaelpujols

by TomCat009 on Dec 17, 2010 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

a new VEB low

Your team is incompetently run by baseball equivalent of the captain from the Caine Mutiny -DiscoJer

by BVHeck on Dec 17, 2010 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

seriously what has Merry CRasmus' mom

ever done to anyone, I am sure she is a nice lady.

"as long as it agrees with my argument, yes" vivaelpujols

by TomCat009 on Dec 17, 2010 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Unlike that slut of a mother

mysterui’s mom.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh come on!

I’m right here!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

It's more fun this way.

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy dropping little nuggets for you to find, but it’s much more fun when you’re around.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 1:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I haven't looked at the population of the Earth lately

or indeed the USA, but I’d imagine it’s difficult to find a demographic for which “did not buy any tickets in 2010 from the St Louis Cardinals baseball franchise” is a minority….

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 16, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you need to expand your horizons

three out of every five extraterrestrial beings bought Cards tickets last year.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

have you check this demographic

“Cardinals fans who normally purchase tickets to Cardinals games.”

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Just my opinion

Spants, I think what lopey986 meant by that particular comment is that whatever he thinks about the subject has absolutely no influence on what the team decides is their course of action. Whether he agrees with them or not, he cannot change what they are going to do.

Whether the rest of his comment is something you should or should not agree with is your prerogative.

I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Calvin, Scientific Progress Goes "Boink", Watterson

by Solanus on Dec 16, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

All they had to do is trade for someone who is an actual upgrade over Ryan.

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 16, 2010 11:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Exactly this.

We just traded the best glove in the league, for an A pitcher that can’t miss bats.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

this^

its ok to get rid of him…
but upgrade

dont downgrade or move sideway AND keep 2b as it is

by jealousblues on Dec 17, 2010 2:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Brendan Ryan is a big boy

If he bucks up last year, either with the bat, or with the maturity, he’s probably still the Cardinals starting SS.

He either couldn’t, or didn’t, so he’s gone. He will still make somewhere in the neighborhood of $400+K to play a game. I’m having a hard time working up sympathy for the guy.

Seriously, if your boss and the people that you work with repeatedly grouse about your level of seriousness, or your level of commitment, or your level of concentration, or personality conflicts, or whatever, don’t you make some changes in the way that you carry yourself? And if you don’t, shouldn’t you expect not to work there very much longer? Especially if you consistently prepare reports or memos that are rife with typos, or your sales numbers drop off, or you have some similar performance issues, even if you do another part of your job really well? Let’s be honest. In the real world, a Brendan Ryan is in the unemployment line, not making $400+K in a different city. And it’s not like he’s some wide-eyed kid just off the turnip truck in the big city for the first time. He’s been in baseball clubhouses for the last 10 years of his life. By the age of 28, he seriously should have figured some of this workplace stuff out.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

should make closer to $1mm

he was tendered a contract and will go to arb if the mariners can’t agree on a price. Skip was offered $1.45 mm last year before agreeing to the lovely two year deal. Jeff Baker for the Cubs agreed to $0.975mm

by ubeddie on Dec 16, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

boog is a puppy

trying to please tlr, big mac, and some grumpy team mates was more than he could handle
best for him he’s gone
just not great for us

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 16, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Not to mention

Ive never seen wainwright having a good time when the team is getting smeared but I’ve seen Ryan enjoying himself. I liked the guy, but it’s pretty obvious a lot of people had a problem with how he was carrying himself and the sad fact is he didn’t perform well enough for everyone to put up with it anymore.

by lopey986 on Dec 16, 2010 10:58 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

whether perception or reality

the problem was BR. goofiness in the face of failure presents itself as apathy. they offered him help and stipulations. BR refused repeatedly and came up short.

I have no idea how much blame goes which party, but it’s obvious that BR didn’t have a sense of when to toe the line. he reminds me of a 5 yr old dog that repeatedly shits on the carpet. some people may have the tolerance to love the dog and try to remedy the situation. Others may get intolerant of the house wreaking of shit and the ruined carpet and give the dog to a friend.

There’s no doubt that that skip/theriot is a downgrade… but this FU clubhouse stuff seems misdirected and irrational.

by _pistol_ on Dec 16, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

or you can just leave the dog out in the doghouse

and ignore it and let it do its thing.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

granted this never works with humans

because you have to talk to them for about 200+ days a year and given Ryan’s personality, it’d probably be every one of those days

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 16, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh...

I don’t know. I don’t think the Cardinals have the best track record for personnel management, especially in terms of mental health.

Hopefully Boog has fun in Seattle. Maybe Ichiro can teach him a thing or two about how to be obnoxious and beloved by teammates. And hopefully he gets to start.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Looks like it was handled just fine

I’ll miss him but apparently 24 other guys will not.

by paposse on Dec 16, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Well the verdict isn't still completely in

Until we see how the infield defense holds up, and until we see how often pitchers will have to answer questions about their perceived slippage in performance. There’s no question he was annoying to some people, going back to when he first came into the league and sat in the veterans seats on the charter, up until the end.

Hopefully, Lohse can go back to getting some outs now.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 16, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I kind of agree

hey, if Ryan has to go, he has to go

I understand.
But we didnt upgrade at all

AND we kept Skip

thats just a complete failure

we made a move to make a move
thats it

by jealousblues on Dec 16, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

so i see

the entire clubhouse was wrong. And BR was just a lovable, innocent, fun-loving guy.

by _pistol_ on Dec 16, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

come on give the guys a break

this is real serious stuff we’re talking about here. I mean, these guys are out there saving lives and defending our country. Oh wait, we’re not talking about medical professionals and soldiers here, are we? Thats right, we’re talking about guys who get paid millions of dollars to PLAY A GAME.

It is absolutely ridiculous to think that PLAYING A GAME cannot be fun and has to be taken so seriously. I wish Brendan had been traded to the Giants. Those guys really seemed to take their “job” seriously.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

my point exactly

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

if i played a game for 6-8 figures each year.

and a slight difference in performance could mean millions of $$$. I probably would take it pretty seriously.

And i highly doubt it’s about being goofy and joking around. All the player interviews seem to point to something more serious. It appears like the players are sugar-coating their opinions, who knows the true story? Not me.

And Waino can goof around because he is a top-5 MLB pitcher, and probably doesn’t piss off anybody more important in the organization. Even if he does…he’s one of the best pitchers in the major leagues.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

We as fans see it as a game and it’s far from that for these guys.

by lopey986 on Dec 16, 2010 11:00 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

True, but most players acknowledge the importance of staying loose mentally.

I think we can all agree Brendan was playing worse when he was pressing and down on himself.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Very true

But he was grating on the other players when he was staying loose and having fun when they were getting beat. Double edged sword and all that.

by lopey986 on Dec 16, 2010 11:14 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

oh come on

i have been in the stadium across from the dugout and over the bullpen 20 times this year and probably saw some 155 games from the season altogether. even when we were taking a major beating there were still guys laughing in the dugout and the bullpen always ALWAYS has fun
losing a game doesn’t mean you have to put on a sad face and show the world you are suffering inside, that’s bullshit

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah the bullpen always has fun.

They aren’t having an effect on the outcome of the game at that point. Do you ever see a closer enjoying himself after giving up a bomb to lose the game? No because if he was someone would certainly get in his ass. It’s pretty obvious Ryan was having a bit too much fun at the wrong time, simple as that.

Also, he didn’t play as well as management wanted. If he was playing at 09 levels he’d still be with the cardinals.

I’m not gonna buy into the notion the cardinals treated him badly. They could’ve dealt him to some team that would stick him in triple a, or even stuck him in triple a themselves or hell even just outright cut him. Instead they traded him to an organization where he has a chance to get a fresh start in a new clubhouse and he’s gonna have a shot to start more importantly. Even if we kept him, do you really ever see la russa playing him over skip or Theriot? I certainly don’t.

by lopey986 on Dec 16, 2010 11:23 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

you're fooling yourself

they traded him to whoever asked first and could provide an arm

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

And it was a team that needs MI help.

If anything, you should be ecstatic about this. You love Ryan. He is getting out of an abusive relationship and getting a fresh start elsewhere.

by lopey986 on Dec 16, 2010 11:36 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

they have a $5 mil shortstop

but maybe they give him 2B
i am happy for him, it is great that he won’t have to deal with being in the doghouse anymore. especially for someone with adhd, that is really positive
but i am insanely mad that out team is making moves that are idiotic and for idiotic reasons no less
whenever we got theriot larussa and mozeliak were talking about having depth at short. what kind of depth do we have now?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

so let me get this straigh

so far we’ve shown no real faith in tyler greene
but now all of a sudden he’s the savior?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

if by savior you mean

depth and short stop, than yes.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

someone in the front office must have gotten glasses

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The guys at lookout landing seem to think he starts the season at 2B and Wilson eventually gets traded

I think the Ms have him pencilled in at SS in the medium-term, at least, and as a starter or primary backup guy immediately.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 16, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

but everyone here is also a Cards fan and therefore sad to lose

the best defensive player in MLB at the most important defensive position who happened to be making league minimum

"as long as it agrees with my argument, yes" vivaelpujols

by TomCat009 on Dec 16, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

naw

they rejected the padres’ offer first.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Baltimore, Minnesota and San Diego

were all possible trade partners before Seattle even came up on the rumor mill. Baltimore even resigned Izturis for $15.mm instead of sending a Single A pitcher for Ryan.

by ubeddie on Dec 16, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

$15 Mm?!?!

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

that's slightly less crazy

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Then why did they turn down SD?

(and what in the world kind of low offer did SD make that was worse than Cleto??)

by ArkansasTravs on Dec 16, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

ryan ludwick?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

oh no you didn't

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Jarrett Hoffpaiuaiueur

barf

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

The "professionalism" stems from the top

It’s a big point for guys like Albert and Carp and TLR. I can understand why they’d be peeved by Boog being late.

Whether we think they should be serious or not is wishcasting. They are that way.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

also

ADHD is a medical condition. This is kinda like Brendan saying, “Kyle’s a good guy and all, does his work, but, that huge scar on his forearm is a distraction to me.”

Ryan acts the way he acts because he cannot help it. He has a chemical imbalance. All of the medications (Ritalin, Focalin, Adderall, Dexedrine, Vyvanse) have significant side effects that would cause problems for a major league baseball player as well.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Bummer about his ADHD

But this is professional baseball, not T-ball. Performance matters, and excuses don’t. Do you think that the Cardinals should re-sign Kyle Lohse for good money because his surgery wasn’t his fault? Of course not.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

so you are saying

he should be punished for his disability? The reason he acts the way he acts is because he cannot help it. Telling someone with ADHD to be calm and professional and expecting it to happen is like telling someone with brown eyes to have blue eyes. I’m sure he’d love to calm down and be the professional guy they wanted him to be.

I agree, he was probably annoying as all get out. Have you ever been around ADHD kids or adults? They drive me nuts too. But, there is an appropriate way to treat them. They have to be catered to differently than others.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He's not being punished.

It’s a business. He was a below average SS in 2010. He was about to become more expensive. To the extent that his ADHD made it less likely that he would ever regain the modicum of usefulness that he once had, in a small sample size, it is perfectly rational to get rid of him. The same would be ture if it were a knee injury rather than ADHD that madse the FO think that he would never be very good.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

Should I be punished by the NBA b/c I’m a 6 foot white guy with limited athletic ability? Why else won’t they let me play?

by Stanley1 on Dec 16, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

because you dont have the talent

brendan has the talent. poor analogy. See, the better analogy would be. You are a decent poster, but you are an asshole. Yet we continue to let you post and don’t ship you off to Lookout Landing.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

doc, i have always loved your analogies

but you are on fire today! bravo

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

health is a talent

both mental and physical

Otherwise Khalil Greene and Mark Prior would be all-stars. And Mark Mulder would have just led the Cards to their fifth staight World Championship and have 300 wins.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

ridiculous

and not in the albert pujols fashion. All 3 of those guys had all star talent, yet their health undermined their talent.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Again, the distinction doesn't matter

If you can’t peform because you blow out a knee, tear up your shoulder, have ADHD, schizophrenia, or are a mean SOB that regularly gets beaten up in bar fights, you are out of a job.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

really?

because he put up a 1.0 WAR season with pathetic offense. I’d say he performed pretty well. The argument here wasn’t about performance, it was about him being annoying.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

That 1.0 WAR. . .

made him a BELOW-AVERAGE SS.

He ranked 24 out of 34 major-league SS with over 350 PAs.

1.0 WAR is not a goal. It’s a player in need of replacement.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

ok, you're right

replacing him with a guy that 2 teams didn’t trust to play SS last year is a great idea.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

That guy. . .

has had a higher WAR than Boog in 3 of the last 4 seasons FWIW.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

that guys ceiling is about 1.5 - 2 WAR,

where I’d say BR’s is around 3 or so. Ryan played half seasons in 2 of those 4 years as well.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 12:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

In 2008 and 2009,

Theriot had fWARs of 3.1 and 2.3.

Boog’s fWARs for the past 4 seasons have been 1.0, 0.3, 2.7, and 1.0. One of these things is not like the other.

RE: Boog’s half seasons (actually, less), you can’t just assume that his WAR would be pro rata better. Many players get overexposed and become more useless with the bat. In fact, Boog’s 2010, his worst offensive year, coincided with the year where he got the most plate appearances.

You’re free to believe that Theriot has “lost it” and that Boog’s 2010 was the exception rather than the rule. That’s not the best fit for the numbers, but it’s a reasonable argument to make. But just because it’s a reasonable argument to make doesn’t mean that the Cardinals are idiots and are doomed for failure.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think Theriot is an acceptable SS for this team.

I would have no problem with him at second, but that’s not going to happen.

Ryan’s 2010 also coincided with wrist surgery and a 2 week spring training.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

and in the most recent season

his defense at SS was deemed unacceptable to the point that the Dodgers played Jamey Carrol, a career utility guy who had never played SS before, ahead of him.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

That's true...

they went will Carroll over Theriot at SS. Carroll had played a little there… Still, a red flag.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought the joe poz article

said that carroll hadn’t played SS. Probably just misread it.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

He had played about 80 games...

spread out from 2002-2007. Very little experience.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

imange what look out landing must be thinking

“in his most recent season, the Cardinals brought in Aaron Fucking Miles to play SS due to the sporadic play of Ryan.”

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Good one.

I like how you say “we”, like your opinion means shit around here.

by Stanley1 on Dec 16, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually, scoot is a long time and respected poster.

I’d say his opinion means more around here than a lot of others.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i second that

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

means just as much as yours

just change the “we” to “they” and the analogy remains.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

UID 2111

Junior member… not nearly as important as a three digit UID, but still a member in good standing. Posters without UIDs are the ones that don’t mean shit.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

forgot the login info

on my first account, fwiw

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what they all say...

either you have a sub-800 UID or you don’t.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

How do you check the uid?

Pretty sure I joined in early 08, curious to see what mine would even be.

by lopey986 on Dec 16, 2010 12:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

you joined in 06

and have a uid of 804.

go to your profile and scroll down and look at each blog you are a member of.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You have 804...

right on the precipice of relevance. Though the avatar makes it difficult to respect your opinion. Click on your screen name and scroll down.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

If anything my top gun avatar

Makes everything I say 100% correct.

by lopey986 on Dec 16, 2010 12:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Checking UID

how do you?

I joined in October or Novermber of 2006, but then had to start over in 08 when they changed SBN (what a hassle that was)

by ICbirdfan on Dec 16, 2010 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You're 2382

Click on your user name and it’s under the VEB box

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

thx

I reced your Anthony Reyes analogy…. Spot on!

I guess at least Reyes had more upside than Brendan Ryan.

by ICbirdfan on Dec 16, 2010 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

go to profile page

scroll down and look at VEB

you are 2382

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I had signed up back in 2006.

Instead of stuck with a Clue reference for an UID.

“1+1+2+1”

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

that's wrong

it’s 1+2+2+1

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Only one shot got the chandelier.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

And more proof, that I'm an idiot.

I did sign up in 2006.

/headdesk
/repeatforgoodmeasure

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

I’d say anything after 196 is when this place jumped the proverbial shark with all the FNGs.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

congratulations on the pregnancy

we are hoping for the same soon.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Wha???

Did I miss an announcement?

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Bottom of previous thread

Also, zombie dreams.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya, she let it slip out in the late night thread, this morning.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I did miss it.

I usually just look for the fights in 1000 word comments and try to make sure no one is being too much of a jackass.

Congrats, spants.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

there was a tweet too

but, you know, you can barely follow 10 people on twitter.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm on information overload.

I already have blogging guilt about FR and now you all want me to follow more tweeters. I can’t even read all the tweets I get now so that’s no guarantee that I’d see it. Unless it’s got an @azruzavatar in it . . . I’m liable to miss it.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

duly noted

I will now include you in all of my important tweets. Which will be a grand total of 0

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

What's your twitter?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

sarnold4

i think you already follow me

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that sounds familiar

It gets confusing when twitter names deviate from VEB names

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

especially with all the cardsfan4's around here

but, I’ve used that for everything except VEB. I think that was my original handle here but I forgot my password.

I’ve wrestled with changing to scoot on twitter, but thats a nickname I’d rather not have my real world friends dredging back up.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you!

Yeah, I’ve been tweeting about it some, but just recently.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

seems appropriate

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

And good luck cleaning your floor too.

I was wondering if I read too much into yesterday’s nesting tweet. Oh, and congrats!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks!

The floor is mothafucking clean. For now. I’ve got Josh getting rid of stuff in the basement today. If nesting is starting this early… I might have nothing left by the time baby gets here.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

best of luck...

make sure you load up on the sleep now.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Never give advice to a pregnant lady...

and never give your best wishes to spants

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Lady is generous

JK BFF 4EVER <3

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

that's so awesome, spants.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Dec 16, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Ditto on the noob.

Get her/him an early account here, like before your “confinement”. Maybe we could get some posts from in utero? “It’s blogging from inside my body!!” kind of thing?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 16, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Scoot's to do list:

Not pull out.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW

You must be a pregnancy counselor…

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

no, but he's a dick

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats, spants

When is the little dude due to show up?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 16, 2010 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

So we should plan now

for spants stint on the DL just before the All-Star break. Who should we bring up from the Memphis blog?

Oh, and I don’t think I’ve added my congrats yet so,
Congratulations!

by ArkansasTravs on Dec 17, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I want my opinion to count...

even though I am a jackass. (not a comment on anyone else but SheckieZx)
how does the UID hierarchy work?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

That's odd. Does this mean he doesn't exist?

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

who doesn't exist?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Sheckie, who has no UID.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

huh

never heard of him

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit.

/Whoosh

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been hearing that from my mother for years.

but that doesn’t answer my question.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

You take that back!!!!!

I lost my first login, and actually missed a UID by 1 day on my second account.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You're in the 10,000 comment club...

that’s impressive in its own right.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Lot's of quantity,

not a lot of quality. I’m taking the gdm approach.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

already ahead of me!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

how many did eff have?

Probably not a whole lot. He didn’t stick around to long. That guy was an ass.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

3000

So we’re close!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

FFS

Shut up, Fritz.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe that was trademarked.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

On a related note...

HFS CFIC.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

42k...

Wonder what Cody or Y2S is at…

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Y2 is over 50K

Cody’s around 12K
PJ is around 25K

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

gdm?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

38k

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a little shocked in 5 years I've only had 15K

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

well,

those “lol” and “BOOOOOOOOOG” comments rack up fast during the season

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

True...

4+ years = 8k comments

(Though, I’ve only been repeating memes commenting for the last two years.)

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't have to worry about the Boog comments anymore.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 16, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

spants is in the over 20K club as well.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Cgirly's at 15k

where oh where’d she go

Your team is incompetently run by baseball equivalent of the captain from the Caine Mutiny -DiscoJer

by BVHeck on Dec 16, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

No wonder I seem to blend into the background

UID of 843 but I’m only at 1500+ comments. What a slacker.

by ArkansasTravs on Dec 16, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

raise your production or we'll trade you for some noob from lookout landing

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Best lurker ever

moochavelli

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, he's got me beat

guess my real life persona (wallflower) leaks onto here too.

by ArkansasTravs on Dec 16, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

don't look at mine...

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Frog joined on

3/13/2008 he has a uid….I joined on 3/15/2008….no uid.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

Does anyone have a uid higher than mine?

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Really? No UID = no value?

Well, I’m glad to know that my opinion is worthless around here. Guess that frees me up to write a bunch of three sentence fanposts about Colby-for-Vlad trade proposals.

by dronemc on Dec 16, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

no

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

that would be a nice trade

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You're shooting a bullet...

…at a guy who has been around here since (acc to his profile and it may be longer, not sure there scoot) 2008 and has over 4000 comments. Dude has a pair of 10+ REC fanposts. His opinion means quite a bit here.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Dec 16, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

this is a way to make everyone go against you even the people who agree with what you’re saying

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 16, 2010 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

in his defense, i did bait him

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

eh, I'm done with this

twas a stupid move with no benefit coming to the club. Even if they felt he had no value left to the team, the remarks they made leading up to getting rid of him only worked to de-value him further. I hope he uses this as motivation and becomes the top tier SS we needed.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope Theriot/Skip prove to be a useful combo.

And we made the right decision.

I would really like Boog to do well, but I’m sure the only time I will hear an update is when a VEBer posts about his success/failure in Seattle.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

then plan to hear about it often

success or failure, I think there will be a large number of posters doing the, “I told you so” all summer long.

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by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

The correct terminology is

BOOG would’ve.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Wait until Boog starts 2011 going 6 for 8 and 2 ESPN web gems after 3 games.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

who's counting..

oh that’s right, I AM

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coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You've got to figure out this holiday break thing.

There was a conva last night just screaming for you, and you failed us.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit man!

I got home a few hours ago and will set up my computer soon. let the lewdness commence!

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
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by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i just hope he has success

and that we have success. And realize that those two things can happen, but they might not have happened if he stayed here.

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by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

how many fuckin accounts do all you people have?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i only have one

????

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by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

tooooootally sbn'd

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Though I do hate when I sign up for a site

and forget my password or something. And they don’t have any kind of “forgot my password” Then I have to create a new userid. Because I lose “evilfrog” I also hate when I go to sign up for a site and it’s taken.

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by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

For fucks sake

Boog being traded has nothing to do with his performance. We acquired Theriot and kept Skip, even though they were worse than Ryan last year and are likely worse going forward.

Boog being traded is entirely because of his personality. Something that would not be a factor in most non-TLR clubhouses.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 3:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

some people disagree

on the likely to be worse going forward.

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by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Who disagrees?

Theriot might have a claim, but Skip is clearly worse than Boog. Career WAR per 600 PA for each player (average of B-R and FanGraphs)…

Boog: 2.5 (1332 PA)
Skip: 1.2 (1983 PA)
Theriot: 1.5 (2748 PA)

And Boog was the better player last year, and in 2009.

So, clearly, Ryan is a better player than the two. I know WAR has a margin of error and it would be better to way more recent seasons higher, but it’s obvious that Ryan is a better player than those other two.

So that means the Cardinals either traded him because they suck at valuing players, or they think his personality is a detriment. I think both reasons are absolutely dumb.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not one of those people

But it has to do with the belief that 09 was a fluke for Ryan. (which it looks like it was when you take his minor league career in to count) and the belief that theriot is more likely to regain his 08 form than Ryan is his 09 form.

As far as skip goes… babip I guess.

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by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a shitty argument

That is directly contradicted by empirical evidence (more recent seasons are more predictive). Some people disagree with evolution, should we listen to them regarding a scientific discussion?

Skip’s BABIP was .050 points higher than Ryan’s last year, and the same as his in 09. That argument is also shit.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

:shrug:

time will tell.

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by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

More bullshit

Try again!

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

how about

“I’m not one of those people”

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by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Boog has been in the top half

of SSs in WAR exactly once in his career (2009: 15/36 of all SSs with over 400 PAs) and just barely at that.

He was 41/54 in 2008 of all SS with 150 PAs or more.

28/45 in 2007 among 150 PAs or more.

It’s a very small sample size, but he has been in the bottom half of SS in the league 3 out of his 4 years in the league.

As far as Theriot goes, comparing him and Boog’s 2010 is a bit like comparing apples and oranges. Theriot wasn’t even really a SS in 2010; he played 29 games there, 119 at 2B, and 8 at 3B. He was -3.3 in those 29 games at SS (a SSS if I’ve ever seen one), the only time in his career he has been a minus fielder at the position. He was a marginally minus fielder at 2B for the rest of the season, despite not having played there for three years. He also got less “credit” for positional value (i.e. 5.0 RAR per 200 PA less than Skippy got for having his name written in the lineup card at SS rather than 2B or 3B). That all adds up to two below-average SS.

To a degree, this is like two bald men fighting over a comb. Let’s talk about somethign that really matters, like whether A Rey should have been allowed to throw his four-seamer in the majors. . .

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Boog is about 1 win better per 600 games than both Skip and Theriot

Agree or disagree? And show your work please.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

When Boog has played 600 games, I'll let you know.

Seriously, you can’t just extrapolate the 430 games that Boog has played into 600 games at the same rate. That would be assuming that Boog would play his next 170 games exactly at his career rates of performance. Using your own petard, I guess we could weight 2010 more heavily. . .

And I don’t believe I’ve ever said which of the two below-average 2010 Cardinal middle infielders was a better bet going forward.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

So 600 games is the magic number, but 430 isn't enough, gotcha

1300 plate appearances is well past the point where we “can extrapolate anything from”. 1300 plate appearances means we can take Boog’s performance mostly on face value. Regression would take him down like .2 WAR at most.

And we should weight 2010 most heavily, we should also weigh 2009 more heavily than 2008. Anyway you twist the numbers, Boog comes out looking like a 1 win upgrade on Skip and Theriot.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean Boog/Theriot comes out as a 1 win upgrade on Theriot/Skip, correct?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, I agree that Boog/Theriot is the optimal configuration

I don’t think that was ever the plan

Do you agree that Boog/Skip is a marginal upgrade from Theriot/Skip?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I'm willing to grant you that. . .

Boog’s offense is well below average. We do have enough PAs to determine that he can’t hit very well.

His defensive stats, however, are still below the number of innings that UZR’s creator say are necessary to have a sufficiently large sample size.

Really, no offense, but I’m finished arguing which crappy middle infielder will be the crappiest in 2011.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not basing it off UZR

And Boog is not a crappy player. Theriot and Skip are.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

one war isn't crappy?

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by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey can we all just agree that Theriot sucks and drop it?

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by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

it's his pWAR

that’s so low on the tlr scale

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 16, 2010 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

so if he put up a 5 WAR 2010, he'd still be gone?

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm going to go with no.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i think you're onto something, here

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

you two are the riot

no he wouldn’t have been traded, because all the things that made him annoying in the clubhouse would have been ok then. Lets turn this around a bit. Perhaps his struggles on the field came partially from the way he was received in his own clubhouse? The guy seems to be very likeable and wants attention/to fit in. Perhaps everyone in the clubhouse hating him grated on him and caused him to press more to try to do better to be liked in the clubhouse.

There is just so much that is not known and so many ways we can spin it to fit our thinking and make the story sound good. Bottom line is, they all need to worry a whole lot more about themselves, show up, and do what is expected of them instead of sitting around complaining about one another.

I work in a place where everyone is looking to catch someone else screwing up so they can rat on them. Its not the best environment and removing one employee from the mix isn’t going to fix it. Its going to take a change in leadership. Someone who will say, “I don’t care what you saw so and so do. Go do your own work and leave them alone.”

/luckily my department consists of me, a part time PT, a scheduler, and a tech so I don’t get mixed up in all that crap.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not theriot

and I doubt if he had any issues with ryan’s personality.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

jokes on you

I’m between patients!

/f’n no shows. Seriously people, show up for your appointments.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think so

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

uh, what

do me a favor and google that. read the wikipedia page

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

then, please

explain how i mischaracterized your argument in an attempt to make it easier to refute

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I never said that Boog performed at a high level

I said that Boog performed better than Skip and Theriot, and is likely better than them going forward. Boog was traded for nothing, and Theriot and Skip are starting – which means Boog was traded for his personality.

You are attributing up a claim to me that was not my argument, thus strawman.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

you said
Boog being traded has nothing to do with his performance.

that’s what i’m taking issue with. if that’s not what you meant, you should have said something else. i think his performance had an effect

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

...

VEP:

Boog being traded has nothing to do with his performance.

PJ:

so if he put up a 5 WAR 2010, he’d still be gone?

That’s a very valid argument

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You missed the part where Boog's performance

is only significant in relation to the guys playing instead. Boog was better than both Skip and Theriot last year, has been significantly better than them over their careers, and is, in all likelihood, better going forward.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

But it doesn't have NOTHING to do with his performance

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure it does

Boog was traded despite being a better player, which means the deciding factor was his personality.

I guess in a probabilistic sense he wasn’t traded entirely because of his personality, PJ is right that if he was a 5 WAR player he wouldn’t have been traded (although you never know with this dumbass front office); however the deciding factor for the trade was Boog’s personality. And it was enough of a factor to make up the 1 WAR difference in production going forward.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

We're arguing semantics

This isn’t worth it

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

fucking quitter.

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by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

i find it annoying

that people think it’s that big of a deal

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

As I said, I think this costs us as many wins as we gained in the Berkman signing

So take how good you felt after hearing the Berkman signing and how good it made you feel about the Cardinals front office, and reverse that.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

okay

can i think about how fired up i still was about berkman a month later? because that fun time wore off after about a day. people have been bitching and moaning about boog non-stop since the theriot trade. shit’s tiring

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Well how many people are actively arguing against the Berkman trade?

There are a ridiculous number of contrarians to the Boog trade popping up and starting shit (I’m not talking about you, more that southside guy and sooner2.0).

If some guy came here and told us Berkman was gonna suck we would defend it.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not defending the Boog trade

I’m arguing against the point that the world is going to end because the Cardinals traded a below-average SS.

It very well may have been a wrong move, but if it was a wrong move, it’s not that wrong. Brendan Ryan is never going to be confused with Ozzie Smith value-wise.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Dec 16, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

...

A) Nobody says the world is gonna end. People are justifiably angry that our team decided to piss away a win for no reason.

B) Ryan is roughly an average player.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

the way i see it, WAR aside for a minute

with a groundball pitching staff, how many runs saved Ryan was worth last season
and then try to say it won’t make a difference

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Wha???

(That’s my new favorite subject line if you hadn’t noticed.)

You’ve been praising the Berkman catch for days as a 3 WAR player blah blah blah. We’re only losing a WAR moving Boog. So you’re saying that we’re only gaining a WAR with the Berkman acquisition?

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Possibly a 1 WAR upgrade over CraigJay

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeez

If he gets this worked up over 1 WAR in either direction. . . I hate that the Cardinals seem to undercut themselves at the margins but this is as inconsequential of a move you can get and still have it affect the teams win total on paper.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

...have you ever met VEP?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

touche

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Under what conditions

because I don’t by that argument as a generalization. You have to have a preset distribution of talent within the division in mind. If the Yankees were in the NL Central next year and pissed away a win, it would not hurt their playoff odds by 10%

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

On average, for a team that's expected to win 88-92 games

A change in one win is equal to about a 10% change in playoff odds.

So this is the average situation, but it’s not like we know a whole lot about how the division will shake up next year. Our true playoff odds could end up changing in any direction.

I think the 10% playoff odds is a good benchmark.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 17, 2010 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I think mysterui's mother is easy.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh god he's back

EVERYBODY STOP HAVING FUN

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

...Shut up

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

You are absolutely correct

My fiancee was supposed to fly out today, but she couldn’t if I had to stay out another week =(

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

bummer

well, at least you don’t have to go through the 8 months out of 3.5 years anymore…

that’s a pretty big plus

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 17, 2010 1:23 AM EST up reply actions  

oh no

you are annoyed. Does that mean we will be traded?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

i have my ear open to the market

if a trade makes sense, i’ll pursue it

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

just make sure you get good quality in return

not someone that only posts TWSS all day

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by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I think if they are using

a 40 pt drop in OPS+ (coupled with his BABIP numbers) to gauge his likely value going forward, we need to hire some new quants now.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 16, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

right

and he reportedly refused his medication. There are consequences to decisions.

by _pistol_ on Dec 16, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

read the side effects

have you ever seen someone on these drugs? They are zombies.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

then you provide him an ADHD coach

what happened to “put the player in the best position to succeed?”

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

wither joe mather?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

They did that...

by sending him elsewhere.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

exactly

i’m not real happy with the decision. but d-dee’s over-the-top anger seems irrational.

by _pistol_ on Dec 16, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

i am no more irrational than the decision to move him and the reasons for it

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

could be

but there’s so much that we don’t know… what help was offered to him? how did he respond?
in the face of mounting evidence that other players support the decision, it’s reasonable to assume that there was a problem there – perceived or real.
Like i said, i don’t support the concept of replacing boog with theriot, but there’s obviously more too it than that.

by _pistol_ on Dec 16, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I would think Ryan wouldn't want this

A special coach there to take care of his special needs? The guy probably already felt like enough of an outcast I really can’t see that helping matters.

by lopey986 on Dec 16, 2010 12:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

thats why joey bombs was around

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't see how having a bartender

hang around a drunk is going to help him stay sober.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

ADHD

We have no idea how ADHD affects Brendan. Everyone handles it differently and I don’t think it makes any sense to speculate how much it really affects his actions.

I do know Brendan was kicked off his college baseball team. You have to do something pretty bad other than being a little annoying to get kicked off your college team.

I for one would have loved to see Brendan at SS and Theriot at 2B this year.

by ICbirdfan on Dec 16, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

so we should just assume

that he doesn’t care what the rest of the guys think about him and annoys them just to spite them?

Oh, and speculating is all we can do about anything around here. If we cant speculate danup should just turn off the comments section.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

iirc, getting kicked off the team had something to do with the coach

he does reportedly talk alot and i am sure it can get annoying but we also know that there are cliques in the clubhouse and no one hangs out with all of the other 24 the entire rest of the time, so it’s not like they had to be around him all the time even if he was annoying
and it’s not like he didn’t have any friends. but mather and the other youngters were in memphis, and colby had his own issues, and luddy was traded

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

it goes both ways....

Who knows what he did to wear out his welcome.

I wish he was still in STL but I can actually allow myself to realize that Brendan does something more than being a goofy fun loving guy to basically get run off his college and MLB team.

Can you at least grant that?

by ICbirdfan on Dec 16, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i seem to remember reading somewhere a while back

some of his teammates said he was a good teammate
although he tends to chat a lot
but he and the coach had beef, he pulled his scholarship and stuff
since then, i seem to remember, the coach wrote him a letter to apologize, congratulate etc. but iirc boog doesn’t even want to know about the guy
i think this one’s actually really on the coach

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, we definitely have enough information

to reach a conclusion about the dynamics of brendan ryan’s relationship with his high school coach. you’re so totally objective

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

at least Lohse allowed his name to be attached to it

and not reported it as an “anonymous club house source” .

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm with you on that.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

sure, but "i like him but some other guys don't"

doesn’t exactly scream honesty (for a lack of a better word) to me either

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

agree

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

No disagreement here

If you’re going to take a shot (veiled or not) at a former teammate you might as well be a man and say it in public. I respect Lohse for doing that at least, even if as I detailed above I’m unimpressed by his position.

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by redbirdnation8206 on Dec 16, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

i will be so glad when there is something better to talk about

than brendan fuckin’ ryan. every. day.

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

8 weeks until pitchers and catchers report.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't think so

what is it?

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

A bunch of bloatware, plus Swype, visual voicemail, a new 4G widget (?), and a TeleNav update.

It’s an HTC update. Sprint started pushing it yesterday, but I can’t get my phone to update even I tell it to look.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, i haven't gotten any notifications

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I love swype.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer SwiftKey.

Swype’s prediction sucks. If Swype and SwiftKey joined forces, I would pay $10 for that keyboard. In fact, I prefer SlideIt to Swype. SlideIt is like $9, though.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard that about Swype,

but there was an update that came out with 2.2 on the X, and it seems great.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I used that version.

Still not a huge fan. I like the act of swype-ing. I just can’t give up SwiftKey’s awesomeness.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i like the HTC keyboard

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know

Wikileaks just revealed that it was Brendan Ryan that leaked the cables…

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

that is some pretty heavy vituperation. I am not on the team, so I don’t know, but I guess that maybe he was the airhead on the team? And I know that role well. It sucks, so does personality engrained in the DNA. But what interests me, is these guys are getting paid millions, and they still care about the team (chemistry?) not only the bucks. Interesting concept.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 16, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

heaven forbid

we have young, cheap, good somewhat annoying players
when we can have older, crappy, way overpaid, hurt pitchers
but hey hes kinda laid back and not annoying…

by jealousblues on Dec 16, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

possibly

but they have grit! actually, our bench this season is the worst. Don’t blame it on TLR, Mo is the man.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 16, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

If I'm not mistaken, didn't Carp generally insist on Boog behind him?

I remember vaguely hearing that during the season.

Also, I specifically recall a road game where Lopez started at short behind Carp where Lopez made an error and then the next inning Lopez was benched in favor of Boog.

Did I imagine that?

by bailorg on Dec 16, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

then why is the team still impromptu talking about Ryan being late to the field?

(because the top of out lineup) couldn’t last more than 6 seconds at the plate each

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

you did not imagine it

that did happen. I believe it was Al who was constantly saying that Carp insisted on Ryan as his SS.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

reading the blockquotes

it seems like he’s speaking for the whole club… and not in the “I’m spewing bullshit that my teammates will hear and revolt” manner either…

so in that sense, at least this clairifies why he was traded… This kind of seemed like a situation where Mo had to trade him and the market for Boog was obviously shit so it’s hard to blame him…

i’m not even gonna argue that the players should have been “professionals” because I don’t know how annoying he was….

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by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 16, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Just for the fun of it, assume that Boog had hit about 300, stole 15 bases and played the same D.

Wonder if his “quasi-professionalism” (my paraphrase) would have resulted in his exile? Rather doubt it. . . . His sin was strong independence and weak bat. .. . fatal combo in TLR Universe. . . Blood will have blood. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

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by akaitori on Dec 16, 2010 7:56 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah if Brendan was a >3.0 WAR player they wouldn't have traded him.

Unfortunately, he was a .09WAR (B-Ref) player. Who seemed to piss people off with antics that entertained VEB, but wore on his teammates.

He’s probably being made a scapegoat in this situation. But his sacrifice doesn’t seem to be solely due to TLR’s disdain, his also his teammates. “Doesn’t know how to be a professional…” is a recurring theme from Cardinals PLAYERS. I haven’t seen/heard/read any TLR quotes since Boog’s been traded though.

Below average players get traded every season, even when there are more-below-average players on the same team. It’s unfortunate, I really liked Boog. I liked his defense, I liked his fun-loving attitude, he plays/acts like I probably would as a MLBer. But, I don’t get paid 6-8 figures to play baseball…

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Just nitpicking a little bit

Brendan Ryan’s B-R WAR for 2010 was 0.9, not .09; WAR is not expressed in hundredths. Not that it makes much of a difference (both are still under 1.0), but I work with numbers all day and stuff like that leaps off the screen to me.

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by Solanus on Dec 16, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

sorry, simple typo.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

"WAR is not expressed in hundrdths"

I think they had to make an exception for Ryan.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

That would only be true

If they said that they couldn’t express WAR as a negative number.

I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Calvin, Scientific Progress Goes "Boink", Watterson

by Solanus on Dec 16, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Boog is better than the guys we have right now, plain and simple

We will likely lose wins next year because of this trade. I’m not sure what your argument is.

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

my argument has nothing to do with Boog's performance relative to Theriot/Skip

Akai wished for us to imagine if Boog performed much better on offense, would his “professionalism” problems would he have been traded. I agreed with him, NO he wouldn’t have been traded. His reasoning is that TLR disliked his independence and weak bat.

My reasoning is that the players also seemed to dislike Ryan’s attitude as well. That combined with the fact that Boog was below average (in 2010) resulted in Boog’s trade. Also, that below-average players get traded often, even if there were worse players on the team.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

typing something of length while being constantly interrupted...

makes Sheckie seem more stupid than he already does…

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's quit blaming TLR on this.....

When guys like Carp and Lohse aren’t in your corner, you are clearing doing something wrong.

by Stanley1 on Dec 16, 2010 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

"It's plenty of money. When you get to a certain point enough's enough. Just gotta go where you're comfortable..."

if only Cliff Lee were Alberto’s agent…and “where you’re comfortable” is StL for Alberto.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 8:28 AM EST reply actions  

i love springfield. and stl.

i am so jealous. signed, kid stuck in michigan.

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 9:32 AM EST reply actions  

So does Illinois...

And we all know what is in Illinois…

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Dec 16, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

...

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

lot more corn and soy beans

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I've found Rob hanging out in strange places

Here is me with him across from the Alamo. (ignore the awkward stance and the river hat I am wearing. I was playing up the tourist thing)

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Need advice Evilfrog

We spend time in Alton at the marina on our boat every year and I would like to get into town for a game next year. Is there any mass transportation available? Any other ideas.

by courtsteve on Dec 16, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Madison County Transit

Does run from Alton to St. Louis. Not sure were the closest stop is to the Marina. Could be the casino, or the new bus station

Link.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks

Got the casino shuttle phone # in my cell. Great way to get from marina to downtown. Wish Fast Eddies had a shuttle. Your cabs are a little sketchy but always fun.

by courtsteve on Dec 16, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy fuck, what's behind you?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahaha

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

that has GOT to be photoshopped

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably the Ripley's museum across the street from the Alamo.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Ergo, that woman is statue.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Are we complete certain that's a woman?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 16, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

it's not

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ayup

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It's just a pregnant lady,

sheesh

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

her right leg is pregnant also

actually i think she’s just about to undergo mitosis

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

not bad for B student...

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

you son of a

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i can't wait

’til evilfrog comes back half mad, half hurt explaining that that woman is someone close to him

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

with that gravitational pull, who *isn't* she close to?

OH!

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

And boom goes the dynamite!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

That's why I didn't say anything

Plus I was 100% certain someone was going to do the dirty work for me.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 16, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

it's a wax statue

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, foiled

i hadn’t thought of that one

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

what if we dont resign pujols?

Opinions? Trade him? Let him walk and take the draft picks? If trade him what’s an acceptable package?

by rumors on Dec 16, 2010 10:14 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Why would Albert accept a trade anywhere?

If the Cards don’t get it done this Spring he has free agency to look forward to next year. He should accept a trade to help out the team that hasn’t got him signed? He’s going nowhere during the season.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

what about a team like the angels?

Who would be ready to resign him.

by rumors on Dec 16, 2010 10:33 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Why rip his family up in the middle of the season and drag them across the country,

just to go through it again in the fall when he hits free agency. I see two options. He signs an extension early, or it all plays out when the season is over.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I could see him accepting a trade as a magnanimous gesture...

I don’t see the Cards trading him though… It’s going down to the bitter end.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

He’s not waiving his rights.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

if we’re out of it (which is quite unlikely) by the middle of the year and a team in a pennant race comes calling, I’m not sure why he’d want to stay here if it’s clear he’s not staying beyond 2011 due to his financial demands.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Dec 16, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

We should trade him for Roy Halliday!

and then sign him for 20Mil per season next year…

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Dec 16, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

But why would his family have to move?

That seems foolish. If its inevitable that he’s going to walk at the end of the season, why wouldn’t he want to go to a contender and have a chance at another ring? His family could stay in St. Louis for a few months, visit him when his team is playing in the midwest, and reunite in the offseason.
I’m sure he would at the very least consider this option.

This is, of course, assuming the Cardinals are essentially out of contention in July.

by adiueordie on Dec 16, 2010 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

why wouldnt he

if it becomes obvious that he isnt going to be here
I would think he would have SOME loyalty and figure we would get SOMETHING

by jealousblues on Dec 16, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

it is all

about $28-$30m. Correct me if I am in error.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 16, 2010 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

we go Cleveland Cavaliers style and fall short

of making the world series and then watch Albert walk.

It’s either extend or goodbye Albert. Definitely no trade.

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 16, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Trying to quit smoking

These 4mg Nicotine gum’s are strong as shit. I don’t think I get this much nicotine from a smoke. Mixed with cold medicine I almost feel high

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 16, 2010 10:33 AM EST reply actions  

nice.

I might have to try that. Not to quit smoking, but just to get almost high.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

cold turkey worked for me

was rough and 6 years later i still crave a smoke every once in a while but i haven’t lit one since i quit

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but

now you have to quit cold turkey, which is even worse. I’ve been addicted to cold turkey for years now.

by adiueordie on Dec 16, 2010 6:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

everyone hates a quitter.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Get addicted to some kind of extreme sport/excercise...

then you’ll notice the downside of smoking more acutely.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I just went as long as possible between cigarettes.

I would wait until I felt I could not go any longer. It took me less than 10 days to quit smoking. That was the only time I ever attempted to quit and it was 10 years ago.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

i got dog sick

couldn’t get out of bed for three days. So after not smoking for three days, figured, well, now is the time. Plus my wife(then girlfriend) didn’t think I could do it. I respond well when challenged.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

My grandfather

smoked for 30-40 years, at least a pack a day, maybe more, found out he had a heart condition, and quit the next day.

by Stanley1 on Dec 16, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

I prefer the gum though....I thought the patches were strong as hell

They worked but they gave me the most insane dreams ever. I like the gum and the intese feeling goes away after a few anyway.

by mick311 on Dec 16, 2010 11:46 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

how many were you sticking on yourself at a time?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

We should've thrown in Craig/Jay...

along with Ryan to acquire Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaardsma.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 11:24 AM EST reply actions  

No.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

so small pants...

i just found out you were going to give birth to even smaller pants in the near future…
congratulations?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:08 PM EST reply actions  

you tell me?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

in that case then

CONGRATULAAAAATIOOOOONS!!!!!

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, thanks!

Pregnancy sucks, by the way. The next person I hear call pregnancy beautiful is getting punched in the throat.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

no stabbing?

I don’t think I like the affect this pregnancy is having on you…

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
Yeah, I have a Twitter...big whoop...wanna fight about it?

by nomar34 on Dec 16, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

But it's a beautiful thing!

General craziness, morning sickness, inability to sleep comfortably.

What’s not to like about that?

(Oh, and congrats.)

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks!

People keep telling me to “catch up on my sleep.” Bitches, I would if I could.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought

that spants meant Smarty Pants, not Small Pants. anyhow, now that all is revealed, have a nice delivery. On our second son eons ago, my sherpa wife said, oh, I think that is time to go to the bar around the corner, had 2 beer, taxi to hospital, and Dr. Gunawan (Chinese fake Indonesian name, this was in East Java, Malang) was outside talking to the nurses, and my wife is delivering and the nurses call him, Dr, it is time, and he rolls in just in time to catch Daniel (now 22) shooting out, and I am there watching it all, no antiseptic gown or anything, the Third World! Have a great time! Playlist now- is this prescient, clairvoyant or whatever, Pearl Jam – v Daughter, or maybe you know already!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 16, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

It doesn't mean Smarty Pants OR Small Pants. :)

We don’t know what it is yet. I think it’s a boy, though. We’ll see.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I always wondered, do you pronounce it

“spants” or “esspants”?

And congrats on the kiddo…they’re pretty awesome.

by RollBirdsRoll on Dec 16, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

She's over that.

Now just avoid getting punched in the throat.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You know

stupid Indonesian Dr, we went for our ultra sound check, at about 7 months, and the Dr. says, oh, it’s a boy. Damn. I wanted it to be a mystery, but I gathered that Indos like to know. Then we went to visit Mt. Bromo (sherpa wives are hardy) and she was 7 months, and she rode a horse down into the volvano (now active) we got to the volcano, and we walk up the 400 steps to the edge, and she says, oh I see a trail down to the bottom. Right. I wanted to give our son a middle name of Bromowan (Bromo hero) but passed and went with a sherpa name. I hope that all goes well for you and you can enjoy all of the memories of the creation!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 16, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

God I love you

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it when you tell Indonesia/yak stories.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I can

yahk all day. Just called my brother in law in the mountains last night.Amazing technology. We are in Phoenix just now, and we are talking to near Mt. Everest. Anyhow, all is well in the mountains.I want to go there and increase incomes, have skills, will travel. By the way, I am listening to CFNY, The Edge, online. Check it out. Rocks!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 16, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you.

We’re pretty excited.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Why does being pregnant sound like a hangover?

Also, its times like these i feel like i’m missing out on the joys of heterosexuality… OH NO WAIT.
Also, also; congratulations on procreation, God would be proud.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

curiosity kills the cat

when was your last post that wasn’t about your homosexuality or alcohol?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

If you go back to 2009 i may have complained about the Cardinals

in a sober, heterosexual manner. But its unlikely

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

The very interesting post mentioned at the top of this page?

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 16, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

the stuff leading up to the kid sucks, but is worth it

"as long as it agrees with my argument, yes" vivaelpujols

by TomCat009 on Dec 16, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought the stuff leading up to the pregnancy

was uppose to be the fun part?

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

where

is the love in all of this (just joking!)?
A new generation equation:
you +me= us

not talking about you specifically, but any you. I am looking forward to my grandchildren. I love kids. But mine are old enough to be having kids, however, not yet. Will i be a good grandpa? I hope so, hick! Good luck!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 16, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That was almost WCBW worthy.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 16, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

At the risk of bordering on the religous I will keep you in my prayers

The first one is such an awesome and scary thing, but at the same time it was the most rewarding and meaningful thing I have ever been a part of.

"as long as it agrees with my argument, yes" vivaelpujols

by TomCat009 on Dec 17, 2010 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

i pray for all you heathens to come to Jesus every day

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

this on the other hand..

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 17, 2010 2:35 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's disgusting.

Oh, come to…..

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 17, 2010 8:19 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Thank you.

Certainly can’t hurt!

by spants on Dec 17, 2010 1:22 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Sooo....

I get mentioned on VEB’s frontpage and its not in a post entitiled: ‘Serious Business: List of Commenters banned for life for making lewd sexual comments and/or hitting on VEB authors’.

I think i deserve a medal or something. Also, thanks Dan; to quote Futurama: “YOU ARE TEH GREETEST”.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 12:19 PM EST reply actions   5 recs

i'll give you a rec, if that will suffice.

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, dirty mind

But why, MLBTR, why?

“Heavy Action” On Bobby Jenks

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 12:22 PM EST reply actions  

so i have nothing to do for the rest of the day...

i had a final at 8 and now i’m done until another final at 8 am tmrw. wee!

(i was hoping veb would be a little more active, but it’s thursday).

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 12:29 PM EST reply actions  

you could also study for tomorrow's final

you know, to kill time

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

true

and i will do a little bit of studying, but most of the stuff is common knowledge.

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

what's the subject

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

communication basics (basically a speech class)

and i’ve had three speech classes since 7th grade.

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I, for one, am thankful

especially grateful to d-dee (with whom I am in about 99% agreement, tho’ I concede my opinion is as much emotional as rational: translate, I really liked Boog) but also to the counter-pointers.
Because I have been having trouble with “closure” [ugh, an awful concept] on the B. Ryan deal. And like some have suggested, enough, time to move on. The above lively discussion has been helpful and appreciated.
A wrinkle worth MY mention, lastly, is I am saddened that I am going to be denied the the joy of hearing the lovably gruffy Dave Niehaus completely lose control, raving about a Brendan Ryan defensive play. That too, would have helped my closure.
Mr Niehaus has passed on, literally, and in a way so has our Boog.
Life goes on.

by the Tewk on Dec 16, 2010 12:32 PM EST reply actions  

Okay, so I'm not entirely sure how I finished my team software project paper last night

I think there’s about a 60-70% chance that I wrote it all in caps and made several Lord of the Rings references.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 16, 2010 12:33 PM EST reply actions  

it's a software project?

so, you got an A?

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i damn well better

i put so much work into that project

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 16, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

what were you supposed to implement?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

as long as you didn't write

I SEEEEE YOOOUUUU
FRODO BAGGINSSS

you’ll be fine

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Why Joe Pos isn't a windbag

RIP Bob Feller

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 1:25 PM EST reply actions  

I already apologized...

sheesh… JP is more beloved around here than BR.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

oh that's easy...

tossed out to sea.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

got to agree

tossed into the sea. Frogs are amphibious.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

There are differences between salt and freshwater though

chances are you would dehydrate or over-hydrate. One of the two its been too long since i last did biology.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

You ought to consider

…getting 100% into character. Be a full on frog a la MooCow. I don’t know how you’d work ribbit into every comment but it’s an idea.

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Dec 16, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i dont know, if he did that he might croak

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I lol'd

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

All of the above please

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Put him in the comfy chair!

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!

by The Spanish Inquisition on Dec 16, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Also, yes i am going to decorate it later.

Its just christmas trees are awesome.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what passes for a Christmas tree across the pond huh?

Way to go Charlie Brown.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

pine trees in england

go for ~3 times as much as they do over here.

Plus, what’s wrong with that tree? Where are pictures of yours?

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

True dat. That one's about 5 ft 8-9 in

and cost £35. About $55.

Also, my house isn’t particularly big.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me have my fun......

I know that pine trees are as rare as teeth over there.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

burn

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

heh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

heh heh heh

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I spent

summers from age 13-18 pruning. planting, and harvesting Xmas trees, then planting them in the spring as I returned from uni. How is the shape?

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 16, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

thats awesome, i would kill for that job.

Its pretty good on that side, don’t know if you can tell from the pic, but its quite a tight space we have to put a tree in (i blame my mum for that; she INSISTS we put it there rather than in the big bay window on the other side of room). Also, cause where we buy them from is outdoors we always buy one thats too bushy, but i quite like it. It’ll look better with decorations.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I can hook you up.

My uncle owns one in Bigfork.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I have two.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

COLLAPSE! COLLAPSE!

Sorry about the size.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

that bottom one

looks more appropriate for aranathor’s house.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Found it in my grandmother's basement after she passed.

Love it.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

well now I feel like a jerk

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahahahahahhahahaha loser

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

how's the subleaser hunt going?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Um. I'm not really sure

I don’t know what else to do other than post Craigslist ads once in awhile and wait around. I feel like I should ACTIVELY be doing something, but I don’t think I can

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Stand on a street corner with a sign?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahahahaha loser

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey guys...

it’s sublet and sublettor

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought that after I typed it out

but then, I dont really care what it is because I’m not the one stuck in an apartment that I don’t want.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Jerkface

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Just like your mom

heh heh heh

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

1957.

She was the youngest mom among all my friends’ moms growing up.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh my g

your mom is a 57? I am a 51, it is so debilitating! Stretch!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 16, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

We've got a similar looking gold one somewhere.

But real trees > synthetic trees.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. Thats why we have two!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice bar, guy

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

Made it from an old fence. Recycle, kids!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

nice guy, bar

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, it came with the house.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i was going to say the same thing

but stopped short before we all start talking about home remodeling.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

If I had a bigger house, maybe

but the front room and the dining room need a little separation. They’re like half the house! (not counting basement)

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd agree

here it alton it’s all about the woodwork. Mine unfortunately came with knotty pine paneling all upstairs….

sigh..

If I knew then what I know now…

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 16, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Having grown up in Alton

I concur. I had a basement bedroom years ago that was all wood paneling. And no windows. Looking back, it would have made a good kill room for Dexter.

by adiueordie on Dec 16, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

is

Alton in PA? From the thread I guess it is in Missouri. since the Lee signing anything about PA depresses me, or do i mean Altoona?

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 16, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Illinois.....

BTW…you need to stop for a beer on your next trip through.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Sheize

I just saw this note. I know, I was avoiding the thang. We drove New Denver to Spokane, Lewiston, Boise, Ely N , Vegas, Phoenix. OK, being a consummate deviant, we will hit Bozeman on the way home (April??). It is Bozeman right?

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 16, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Helena...fuck bozone.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

oh...that's easy.

We gave this to the rest of you in 2008.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

that's quite the domicile you got there RR

when you said you were remodeling i didn’t know you were going all out

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

it's not height...

it’s girth that counts. Aranthor’s doing alright for himself.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Insult the man's tree...

wow.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

um....

TWSS?

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

/facepalm

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

thought so.

f’n zoomzoom

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

They got it from Prince Albert ... we got it from them.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 16, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

I thought it was an American invention… you know just like most everything else.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

German

And the Christmas trees I’ve seen in Germany and Austria blow your common-or-garden-variety Christmas trees out of the water.

Of course they also tend to burn down a lot of homes because candles are a leading component (or were back in the dark ages when I was over there).

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 16, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Regrettably, no

Russia was sort of out of bounds in my day.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 16, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

I’ll dig out some pics i got from when i went last year…

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

thought i'd just link to the pics rather than wreck everyones VEB with massive images.

Russian Xmas

1st is view from hotel room; big lit up thing in front of arch is a christmas tree, one of many, many trees in Moscow.

2nd is the department store in Red Square; most buildings are lit up like this for christmas time

3rd is one of the trees up close.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Very striking. Thank you.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 16, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, it's a german thing originally

just like the rest of christmas really.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

well that makes up for both world wars and the holocaust, I guess.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a Prince Albert.

ok, i’m done.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 16, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Papelfuss...

is about to be available… Assuming no one tenders him an offer, it’ll take a 3/21. Open DeWallet!

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 2:54 PM EST reply actions  

i wouldn't pay $7M a year for that guy

and the sawx shouldn’t pay $6M a year for jenks either.

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you kidding?

That’s a GREAT deal for Jenks

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Red Sox - Phillies for the WS

No need to bother with the season.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

sad but true.

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Wha???

based on what?

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Great was probably hyperbole. It's a bit above average, though

He’s a good bet to put up 1.5-2 WAR

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Compared to what other relievers have gotten..

I think you’re on solid ground with “great”

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

...Yeah! Who do you think you are, robot?!

Making me second-guess my opinions, and stuff!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

eh

I just don’t trust reliever valuation yet. That said, he has been better than I thought. It still looks like a market value deal to me.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

oh wait...

he was already tendered a contract.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

But you can say "papelboner" more.

that worth like 0.3 WAR

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

That is crap journalism at it's best.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

eh...

knowing the Cubs Pujols would snap an elbow ligament 40 games into the contract, they’d be crippled for a decade and the draft pick they send us would turn into Pujols II. Bring it on!

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

if the cards trade albert, it better not be to a division rival.

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

He won't be traded to the Cubs. They don't have the pieces to get it done

Now the Rangers…

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

its official

I am back to work effective tonight. No security checks or any of that other crap, I’m finally back to work

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 3:39 PM EST via mobile reply actions   2 recs

congrats

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

And I can't wait to hear you first complaints about working!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

considering ill be driving people around

I’m sure ill have a lot to complain about

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 4:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

sweet

do you have to have a chauffeur’s license in Ohio?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

not for this

Its just Town Cars, Vans & big SUV’s.

I also interviewed at my old dealership today & that went well & if they offer me a job ill probably take it because its the same schedule whereas this could be & will be all over the map each day. Plus ill be able to make a lot more money selling jeeps & mopars & used cars

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 4:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

in MO you have to have one

for hauling a certain number of people IIRC. My bro used to work at the local budweiser distributor and had to have his to haul around a load of big wigs in a van for a few days. They went up to him and told him he had to get his license or lose his job.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i was told if they were in the city of columbus i'd have to get one

but since they are in the city limits of worthington they do not. we’ll see how it works out. i have to be in at noon for “training” and then they are going to let me lose on some folks tomorrow night. so instead of sitting at home on a friday night i’ll be out & about for the first time in about 10 years. i’m still surprised.

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought i would jump for joy

Or something, but I’m actually sitting here in shock. I’ve been told no so many times I totally expected to get another one today

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 4:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

No.

(Just want to help things feel like normal.)

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

damn

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 16, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

oh the comforts of normalcy, you burn so good

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

its about time

tonight, huh? Bouncer at a strip club? Sweet!

/im just kidding im very proud of you that instead of laying around and doing nothing you are trying to get out and make it on your own

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

thank you very much

Its been a long bat crap crazy journey, I’m just glad it over

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 4:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Hey that's what I'm doing

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

except for the whole

having something living and growing inside of you.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

She has a tapeworm too?!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

wait a second

is this “pregnancy” just another convenient excuse to get out of VEB Day 2011?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends.

If I’m in labor or on bed rest or something, it might be a little tricky to achieve.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

If you bring your baby,

I’ll buy it a shot of jack. Promise.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It will be the last thing you do.

Baby is due end of June, so I’m going to go ahead and commit to NOT being at VEB day during June or July.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Babies love jack.

Or maybe breast milk. Dunno, sometimes I get the two mixed up.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

It's good for teething,

and also to knock them out for the night. At least that’s what my parents told me.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

This is solid parenting advice.

I’ll be sure to seek parenting help at VEB.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 5:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

As well you should.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Except he's right.

/living(90)proof

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

your mother is very proud

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

What did you land?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

the personal driver

They said its not chauffer job, its a driver job. Mostly a lot of older rich folks who don’t want to drive themselves around. And picking up corporate type at the air port&taking them to jobs,conferences & hotels. Also driving to cleveland, cincinnatti, detroit, pittsburg& indy

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 4:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

sweet

sounds like a good opportunity to rake in the tips.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

and network

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh....so it is the "getting hookers and blow gig"

good for you.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

actually it's exactly the opposite

i’m under strict orders to not do anything not on the list i will be given before every trip, and they assured me hookers & blow will never be on the list. if they ask me to stop at McDonald’s i have to clear it with the office, if they ask me to carry an extra passenger i have to call in & clear it. apparently the owner had some problems with stuff he is not comfortable telling me about yet with some politicians in the 80’s, so he has all these rules to follow so the company will not get sued or blamed for anything that happens. he’s said they’ve lost some biz over it but over all they’ve gained more than they’ve lost, so he’s sticking with the rules.

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds like more fun my way.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

probably, but if i want to stay out of trouble i'll follow his rules

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, don't follow the rules

You don’t need the job that badly. Have some fun

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

alright, you convinced me, hookers & blow for everyone!

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds legit

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

honestly this was one big thing i was worried about, how legit this operation is

and after spending a few hours there i can say it’s very legit

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Too legit to quit?

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 17, 2010 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

not even close

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 18, 2010 3:32 AM EST up reply actions  

i didn't either till he explained it to me today because i asked the same question

i’m just a driver, all i do is drive them from A to B & maybe back to A again. that’s it, no more, no less. i don’t pick up dry cleaning unless it’s on the list, i don’t go to Dairy Queen unless it’s on the list, i don’t do anything but drive. if they want a chauffeur, they will have to go to some place else or hire one of their own.

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait a minute....

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this movie. You’re Jason Statham aren’t you. Tell me damn it.

by WizardofOz1982 on Dec 20, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

not anymore

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 20, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

nice

Skip Schumaker is a scapegoat

by vivaelpujols on Dec 16, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

shit

awesome

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

you took the words right out of my mouth

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome, congratulations man.

Will you be hanging ’round this dark, dingy corner of the internet alot less from now then?

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

probably my friend, probably

i’m sure VEB will carry on without me

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever.

You’ll have downtime sitting in the car.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

he will break the twitter.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

my phone hates VEB Mobile, but twitter it actually likes

so ya, until i get a new one i’ll probably be tweeting a crap ton

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

wonderful news

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Dec 16, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

it really is, thank you all, i promise this time it's for real, no take backs

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck school.

fuck tests.
fuck finals.
fuck stupid professors.
fuck not knowing your gpa before you get it.
fuck getting 90’s on things you should be getting 100’s on.
fuck cleaning.

follow me on twitter @nickg105

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 16, 2010 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

But most of all,

Fuck YOU, fang

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

breathe in this paper bag here

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you want to go ahead.....

And fuck the Cardinals for trading Ryan?

Seems to be what all the cool kids are doing.

by Stanley1 on Dec 16, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

oh stfu

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If you can bitch about it all morning

I can make ONE comment this afternoon.

Good day.

by Stanley1 on Dec 16, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I SAID GOOD DAY

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, it's a bad trade, no matter how you spin it

But I don’t just don’t have it in me to care that much

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

then wtf else are you going to do an extra two weeks in that apartment of yours to kill time?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

With no friends still in LA!

Um… I’m playing Madden right now?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

does your girlfriend live with her parents?

cause if she does, why doesn’t she just come to LA for that time – you have alone time, no missouri weather and there’s always stuff to do in LA..

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, we had planned to move into our new apartment on the 19th, and have a lot of friends driving to Springfield to help us out

So she needs to stay there for that.

The plan was initially for her to fly out today, and we’d drive back together and do the move in on the 19th

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

when's the wedding again?

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

May 29th

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

where?

we could crash it..

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm afraid of what Aranathor would do

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

so are the rest of us.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

a preemptive call to homeland security would take care of that issue

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude's British.

Have you ever watched a James Bond movie?

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

it doesn't matter,

he’ll insist on being pat down over and over again at the airport, will never make it across the border

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
coming in 2011: Boog would've moments count....

by d-dee on Dec 16, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

GODDAMNIT

Being manhandled by TSA agents… my one weakness!

“oooh officer… i can assure you i’m not concealing ANYTHING down there

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

so you admit you're not carrying a weapon of mass in your trousers

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I have talked to a TSA agent about that situation

he was less than amused when one guy demanded the pat down then just smiled at him the whole time

"as long as it agrees with my argument, yes" vivaelpujols

by TomCat009 on Dec 17, 2010 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Your only afraid of what might happen if i get to you alone.

Its ok, i know our love is forbidden.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

naw.

i’m having trouble caring at the moment.

follow me on twitter @nickg105

by stlcardinalsfang on Dec 16, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Ryan used to be one of my favorite players

I wanted him to be the starting 2Bman when Kennedy was released and Greene was going to start at SS (I don’t remember many others advocating for Ryan to start back then, nor was he much of a favorite around here),

But after reading all the “defenses” of him recently, I actually don’t like him anymore.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Dec 16, 2010 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

But after reading all the "defenses" of him recently, I actually don’t like him anymore.

Because that’s his fault…

VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009

by redbirdnation8206 on Dec 16, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah it's a shame

it’s more that i’m sick of hearing about him. i’d normally wish him all the luck, but the better he does, the more you gotta hear about the dude

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

This reads like a much lamer, nerdy, kiddie version

of Ed Norton’s awesome bathroom scene in 25th Hour

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

F

loife? I still have dreams about going to school, and I am 59! I have 3 degrees and still the same paranoia. Welcome to the club!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 16, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

This seems like a great signing to me

even with the bidding cost added to the contract.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 5:28 PM EST reply actions  

Grrr

Link

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

about $5MM per year

including the posting fee. i wouldn’t go for it. the japanese players are too risky. entirely unprojectable

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

it's not a terrible deal

but i think i’d rather have orlando hudson. semms like kaz matsui is a more likely outcome than ichiro

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that looks pretty good

Kinda wish the Cards had gotten in on that and passed on Berkman.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Dec 16, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

So just got a hit on my sublease

“How bout one transgender writer that is morally ambiguous and terrific fun?!?
 
=)
 
-Phoebe”

Hmmmmm

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 5:31 PM EST reply actions  

is your roommate staying behind?

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I have 3 roommates, and they're all staying next semester

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

do they like

moral ambiguity and transgender, uh, ism?

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like they would not be a fan, no

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

so it's a done deal then?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, they had no problem living with you.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

And there it is

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

wait if you have three roommates, why do you have to STAY in L.A.?

can’t they just show the place to a potential sublettor?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Dec 16, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

They've all gone for break

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh sorry, Rui

didn’t realise that was yours.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I've accepted the fact that certain people wanted brendan ryan moved

but they should have waited longer to see how the remainder of the trade market shapes up. I think most if not all people can admit that they should have received more via trade for him. the whole organization should have handled the whole thing better, or whoever was journalist should have been more responsible, because it has reactionary move written all over it. Mozeliak gets a big F on this one.

turn it up to '11

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 16, 2010 5:43 PM EST reply actions  

I think I mostly agree with you

It stinks that personality issues are often more important than on-field issues, but it’s unrealistic to expect said issues not to go into personnel decisions. Furthermore, “clubhouse” stuff doesn’t gel as well with the more statistics-driven baseball analysis that so many of us blog types largely ascribe to. So it’s bothersome for that reason too.
I don’t see why, given that Brendan Ryan wasn’t going to be on the team next year, he had to be traded right now. Why not see if somebody’s starter gets injured and makes them desperate, or something.
I still want an upgrade from Skip. Sorry Skip, nothing personal.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Dec 16, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, it seemed to hasty

cmon, at least get TWO A level prospects. they just wanted to be done with it I guess. it’s like the Pujols contract talks just brushed him off the table onto the seattle mariners. ironically, at second base no less. life is weird.

turn it up to '11

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 16, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

and for all his issues

boog wasn’t out in the press about how intolerant some of his team mates are

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 16, 2010 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Drunk? Not a bit.

Immoderately gleeful.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 16, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on. Of course he knows how clothing works.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

(This note is for Josh.)

You’ll want to keep those on hand during June. Trust me.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

suspenders!

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Tempting.

They’d need to be fun, though.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Pic or it didn't happen

lol internet.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Dec 16, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Alas, I must request a translation -

my ability to simulate hipness runs up against the brute fact of age.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 16, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Tempting...

The most boring “prove it” in the history of the internet.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Got it now, thank you.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 16, 2010 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

pants or GTFO!

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Dec 16, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Presumably at some point you were not.

Unless this is not merely a blessed event but a Blessed Event.

Though to be sure, Shaw observes that all conceptions are immaculate.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 16, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

this should be rec'd more

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Dec 16, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i feel like i've cheated death

if i get dump trucked by a COTA bus tomorrow i’ll know it just wasn’t meant to be

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Baseball related:

Is it a given that Carp gets the Opening Day start as long as he’s a Cardinal?

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 6:20 PM EST reply actions  

Thought that was Waino's gig?

Unless they want to give it to Lohse so he can spend maximum time on the DL

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

they split "opener" and "home opener" duties last year.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently pregnancy elimantes the use of "google" from people's lives.

But yes, we do.

Thursday, March 31st v. SD.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HARSH....

fair, but harsh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I looked it up.

Just hadn’t come back to answer. My Frosty arrived.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and speaking of pregnancy and Google...

One of my nightmares was far too detailed to get into it. But one component was that every time I typed something into Google, they drastically altered it and I never found what I was looking for.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I think a dream of minor annoyances like that would piss me off

more than one of me being murdered.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I was FURIOUS in the dream.

It was immensely frustrating, and I needed to look something up on Google in order to solve my problem.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of dreams

i had a particularly nasty one a few weeks ago. But on the plus side i dreamt about Adam Wainwright recently… i won’t go into it.

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd say it's waino

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I would think so

He’s sort of the Grand Old Man of the rotation; and I suspect Wainwright would be uncomfortable pulling a Harry V on him.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 16, 2010 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

We probably should.

I don’t know if they would, though.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Ten and Five like Albert

Carp would have to agree to a trade and that likely would involve the receiving team picking up his 2012 $15mm option. That might limit his return value.

by ubeddie on Dec 16, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

unless we send money

Your team is incompetently run by baseball equivalent of the captain from the Caine Mutiny -DiscoJer

by BVHeck on Dec 16, 2010 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

looking at Allen Craig's and Jon Jay's minor league stats

Craig isn’t THAT much better of a hitter. and Jay has better defense, so the two players are rather similar imo

turn it up to '11

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 16, 2010 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

craig is a better power hitter, though, yes?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Dec 16, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

this is kind of way off

Jay in AAA – 755 PAs, .291/.352/.418 – .732, 14 HRs, 55 extra base hits – .127 ISO
Craig in AAA – 871 PAs, .321/.380/.548 – .921, 40 HRs, 93 extra base hits – .229 ISO

he is THAT much better of a hitter… Craig got an extra base hit 10% of the time he came up to the plate in AAA… He had a considerably better average, considerably better on base percentage, and way better slugging percentage

Jay’s defense has to be elite and Craig’s below average for them to be the same value going forward likely (which actually might not be a huge stretch)… still Craig is a way better hitter by minors

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 16, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

jay isn't an elite defender

he’d struggle to be an average player. craig has, like, a 4 WAR ceiling

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

oh i thought he was

i don’t know why… so craig is a pretty good bet to better going forward

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 16, 2010 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i think so

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just reading about Cliff Lee on ESPN and his decision to return to Philly

and I still can’t keep wondering whether we even had a chance to sign him. He claims that tooks a large pay cut just to return to Philly where the fans are so great – ha! Anyone ever see a game in Philly? I made the mistake of wearing a Cards jersey there and had beer thrown on me from the upper deck. Back to the point – Lee’s from Little Rock, clearly Cardinals country. STL is the greatest baseball city in the universe. Why the hell weren’t we in the mix?

by peppermartin on Dec 16, 2010 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

Attempt to sign Lee and Pujols...

whoever signs first stays, the other goes elsewhere.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Replacing Lohse with Lee is arguably a bigger upgrade...

than replacing Pujols with Berkman and putting Jay/Craig in right.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

We're the best fans in baseball!

Surely he’d sign for the league min to play here!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Those fans people are horrible.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

At least the can make a decent steak sandwich

effing saint louis

(best italian sandwiches in the country, though… and don’t sleep on the vietnamese sandwiches)

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

What Vietnamese restaurants do you recommend?

I’ve been to Mai Lee a few times. I know I need to go to Pho Grand at some point. I know there are a lot of others in that area too, but don’t really know which ones stand out.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 16, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

They named the restaurant after a huge massacre?

I would never eat there.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Lee

I believe it is the owners name.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 16, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

who even knows what Mai Lee means

maybe you do
but for all I know that could be like Smith or Main Street or something

lol

by jealousblues on Dec 17, 2010 3:14 AM EST up reply actions  

My favorite place is Phuc Loi

which is essentially a fat food place on Gravois. Not fancy at all (in a mini-strip mall next, i believe, a check cashing place and a laundromat) but incredibly cheap and really, really damn good.

Pho Grand kicks ass… but isn’t it thai? (and the afghan place across-ish grand from there has great gyros.)

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

fast food, not fat food

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks

i get mixed up.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok so Phuc Loi

Pho Grand, Onesto, Good Pie. Got a lot of work to do.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 16, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I've had Pho Grand... It's delicious

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, that just made destination #1

for when i get back to St. Louis for winter break. Nice suggestion.

by mattyp on Dec 16, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

THEY ARE THE BEST EVER. FROM ANYWHERE.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't been there in a long while

But I need to go back!

When I want Mexican food now, I usually go to Pueblo Nuevo. It’s good (especially the chilaquiles), but it’s mostly my choice now just out of routine. In a rut with the restaurants. In the last 6 months or so, I’d say at least 75% of my choices (non fast food/sports bar division) have been Pueblo Nuevo, Thai Kitchen, Iron Barley, Olympia Ka-Bobs, and Pappy’s. All repeatedly. They’re all good places, but need to start finding new ones and going back to old ones again.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 16, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

how do you say gravois?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

i knew exactly how to say it, but could not figure out how to put it into words

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 16, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i hate people that say the "s"

and some of them are vehement that they’re right

Your team is incompetently run by baseball equivalent of the captain from the Caine Mutiny -DiscoJer

by BVHeck on Dec 16, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I'M RIGHT DAMNIT!!11

Your team is incompetently run by baseball equivalent of the captain from the Caine Mutiny -DiscoJer

by BVHeck on Dec 16, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate it when people call Versailles, MO

Ver-sales

IT’S SO DUMB

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i hate how des peres

is pronounced DUH-PAIR…

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 16, 2010 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

well, let's just say

the mispronunciation made me look pretty dumb…

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 16, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i think that's how it's pronounced

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by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I know. And it shouldn't be.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

fair enough

there are a lot of street names and towns around here that i pronounce wrong by pronouncing right and i wouldn’t change it for anything.

the name of the town i live in, for one

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by prophetjohn on Dec 17, 2010 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

almost

san marcos. quite close to austin, but i don’t live in austin anymore

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by prophetjohn on Dec 17, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

how 'bout Cairo, Illinois

Cay-row.

ffs

Your team is incompetently run by baseball equivalent of the captain from the Caine Mutiny -DiscoJer

by BVHeck on Dec 17, 2010 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

i laugh every time someone back home says it like that

they all say it like that down there, i don’t know why, but that one doesn’t bug me, it cracks me up

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I think that's actually how it was meant to be pronounced

when they founded the city. At least, that’s what I was taught this back when we were covering Huck Finn in high school…

Your team is incompetently run by baseball equivalent of the captain from the Caine Mutiny -DiscoJer

by BVHeck on Dec 17, 2010 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

did you have a fence painting class too?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Bah...it's Care-oh.

Also, Vye-en-uh. (Vienna.)

Best abuse of the native language in Texas? Palacios. Pronounced Pa-lash-us. Not the Spanish Pa-lace-eos. This confused me for years, especially because I know a Hispanic guy name Palacios.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 17, 2010 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Drives me nuts, too.

Especially if they then, in turn, don’t mispronounce Illinois.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

holy crap, i've been saying it wrong my entire life

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

no, grav-oys, my grandpa told me that's how it was meant to be pronounced

i only recently heard there was a big fuss about how it was pounced

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

pfft.

Doubtful. It’s a French word.

by spants on Dec 17, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

we're part french!

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

obviously, i want to know who told him wrong

he was born in 1912 & died in 1996, was gravois around in the early 20’s?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Since the 1800s.

People in Missouri also put an “r” in wash. Does that make them right?

by spants on Dec 17, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Mizurah

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

pretty sure a political member does this

or at least he was campaigning… if you don’t know how to say the state right, why should i vote you in…?

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 17, 2010 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

They all do

unless they’re campaigning in Saint Louis or Kansas City. Honestly, it’s how the rest of the state pronounces it.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 17, 2010 8:23 AM EST up reply actions  

now that drives me up a wall

how in the hell did that start?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

They do it in Warshington, too.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

STOP IT!

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

My second grade teacher used to say

warsh, and when we were doing a spelling test and she pronounced it that way, I spelled it that way, and she marked me wrong. I complained to my mom, she had a talk with the teacher, and I got it corrected. TG for moms! Spants, this is what you will do for your little one.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 17, 2010 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

But how many of you pronounce

Spoede correctly?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 17, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Like d-dee, if she was neutered.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 17, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes

I know, but neuter was the only (sort of) synonym for spay that I could think of offhand.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 17, 2010 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I used to say SPO DEE

just to piss off the locals.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

it's supposed to be pronounced "spoh-eed"

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by prophetjohn on Dec 17, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

really?

that’s a road I’ve not spent much time driving or discussing.

by spants on Dec 17, 2010 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Umm

no.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 17, 2010 1:54 AM EST up reply actions  

DRINKIN WINE....

"as long as it agrees with my argument, yes" vivaelpujols

by TomCat009 on Dec 17, 2010 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

its great hearing out of town voice over actors on commercials

and GPS devices attempt Gravois

(they probably say it correctly though)

by jealousblues on Dec 17, 2010 3:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Shit that afghan place is awesome

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 16, 2010 11:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

There's another very good Vietnamese place a few blocks south of Pho,

also on the west side of the street. I don’t remember the name, but it’s this little hole-in-the-wall place. The guy who recommended it told me the people who work at Pho get their Vietnamese take-out from this place, but I have no idea if that’s true. The food was very good, but the owner was this little old man who stood by the table pretty much the whole time we were eating – it was kind of weird.

by BTown Birds fan on Dec 16, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

this

is

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 17, 2010 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Italian sandwiches

Chicago would probably disagree. It’s about the only thing in that town worth going there for.

by WizardofOz1982 on Dec 20, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Chicago does italian beef

Saint Louis does italian cold cuts.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 20, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I know thy have a bad rep

by my friend, Amanda went to a Cards game in Philly…
and wore her Rolen jersey

had no problems

(that surprised me, I mean a Rolen jersey…)

by jealousblues on Dec 17, 2010 3:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Amanda

Is she hot? Conundrum solved if so.

by WizardofOz1982 on Dec 20, 2010 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

i tried to read through all this, i really did.

there’s too many comments. summary??

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Dec 16, 2010 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

Aren't there like four brits here?

and how did they come to be fans of the most landlocked team in America?

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe the same way I became a fan of one of the most parochial of football teams in the UK.

Sometimes you find out a team is associated with beer and you just become a fan.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Aren't all the teams associated with beer?

I wish there was a brief guide to the teams of EPL for people who don’t have a clue what the rivalries are, the history, etc… Also, can they just name the teams after the town where they play. Of the four major sports in America we have exactly three teams that don’t carry the name of a state or city. In the EPL most don’t. It’s annoying.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Just because i quite like waffling about Football...

Current Premier League teams in current rankings:

Manchester Utd:
Rivals: Manchester City, Liverpool
History: have dominated the EPL for the last 20 years, one of the most successful english clubs ever, former home of David Beckham. Also my favourite team.
Most Similar to: Yankees

Arsenal
Rivals: Tottenham Hotspur
History: Storied history of trophies, one of the best teams to watch in the EPL, old yet popular-ish manager, haven’t won much recently though.
Most Similar to: Cardinals

Manchester City
RIvals: Manchester Utd.
History: Lived in shadow of Man Utd for most of their history, recently bought by Dubai Billionaire, team full of Milton Bradley types… although some of them do have talent. Still haven’t actually won a major trophy for about 30 years though
Similar: Cubs

Chelsea
Rivals: Arsenal
History: History of being good but not great, bought their way to sucess in the early 00’s. Still riding high, but less so than during Jose Mouriniho’s tenure as manager.
Similar: Red Sox

Tottenham Hotspur
Rivals: Arsenal
History: Unprecedented sucess in the last two seasons, but lack depth and budget to remain serious conteders for long… or do they?
Similar: Tampa Bay Rays

Bolton
Rivals: Manchester’s City and Utd
History: Often considered one of the most boring teams in the EPL, playing a style of football that was stuck in the 1980’s. Have flourished under new management though.
Similar: Rockies

Stopping here so i don’t get SBN’d

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Oh! Do me!

I’m a magpie fan.

(wait… that’s not a good subject line…..)

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting...

Man City sounds more like the Mets… What team is from London?

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Almost all of them, essentially.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds similar to Aussie Rules football

where most of the teams are centered around Melbourne.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 17, 2010 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Arsenal = North London
Chelsea = South London
Spurs = North London

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Tottenham is north london, too, no?

While boltons, man u, and man city are manchester?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

wow. Duh, Al.

brainfart.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

"outside of manchester"

while true, it’s essentially Fenton, MO to Saint Louis

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

it was a pun

"as long as it agrees with my argument, yes" vivaelpujols

by TomCat009 on Dec 17, 2010 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Which London team is most popular...

among those not living in the shadow of one of the three stadiums.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

In the states

Chelsea is giving Man U a run for most fans. The Yankees (Man U) and Chelsea (Red Sox) comparison is very apt.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

There are five london teams in the EPL at the moment

the three mentioned plus: Fulham and West Ham. To be fair Craven Cottage (Fulhams stadium) is tiny.

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

MOAR FOOTBALL

Sunderland
Rivals: Newcastle Utd.
History: Recently graduated from ‘perennial relegation candidates’ to ‘mid-table mediocrity’ which is much safer by much, much more boring. Also, got their collective ass handed to them by Newcastle Utd in the derby early this year, which was humiliating. But, they then beat then-league leaders Chelsea 3-1, which was awesome.
Similar: Athletics (although there isn’t really a good comp.)

Newcastle
Rivals: Sunderland
History: Spent much of the Premier League’s early history trying to be relevant in the least efficient way possible; throwing vast sums of money at the problem. Came back to bite them and they were relegated 2008-09 season. Quickly promoted again. Their owner; Mike Ashley, is easily the most hated owner in the Premier League and recently sacked immensely popular manager Chris Houghton for reasons unknown to man or science.
Similar: Astros

Liverpool
Rivals: Manchester Utd.
History: Best team in English football… then the 90’s came along. Have had limited success, especially in europe but have struggled with consistency. Currently have an extreme ‘stars and scrubs’ squad: Fernando Torres is brilliant and Steven Gerrard is very, very good. But lack overall talent to be a serious threat; also squandered budget on big money-low impact signings in recent years.
Similar: Mets

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd equate Newcastle more to the Indians

the have more history than the bloody Astros.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 16, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Further Footballings

Blackpool
Rivals: No idea
History: Apparently there’s a proffessional football team in Blackpool, who knew? Seriously, these guys were promoted out of nowhere last year and this is the first time they’ve made it into the Premier League. They are punching well above their weight at the moment and have one of the most quotable managers in Football.
Similar: No idea… White Sox? If only for Ozzie Guillen.

West Brom
Rivals: Wolves
History: Demoted in 2008-09 despite playing ‘good football’, quite unpredictable.
Similar: Seattle (i guess, again, no real comparison)

Stoke
Rivals: None, really. But everyone hates them.
History: Recently promoted and have done well to maintain Premier League status, however, they are a very one -dimensional club and don’t ‘play the game the right way’. They exploit right-back Rory Delap’s ability to throw the ball into the opposition box from pretty much anywhere on the pitch using his cybernetic triceps.
Similar: Toronto

Blackburn
Rivals; Bolton Wonderers
History: In the mid-nineties the owners spent a ton of cash on big name players in an attempt to win some trophies, they won the Premier League but all the big players left as the club was left quite poor. And have been suffering since. They remain the only club that has won the Premier League and been relegated from it.
Similar: Marlins

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you meant

Wanderers, not Wonderers.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 17, 2010 1:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Their very inquisitive?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I kept looking for a youtube video of a scene

from The Wanderers, where a rival gang leader calls out “Oh, Wanderers” as a taunt, in order to link to it for that comment….only to finally remember that it was from The Warriors
/best-laid plans

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 17, 2010 1:57 AM EST up reply actions  

The relegation thing...

seems like a brilliant innovation we could really use in baseball. When I was in Spain, the fans of the teams at the bottom of table were more into the final few games than anyone.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It does make things interesting.

But it means there has to be a single table system. I.e. everybody in each league plays everybody else (i.e. no AL / NL divide) and all teams are ranked in a single table, which stretches from the highest division, the Premier League, La Liga, Serie A etc. To the lowest levels, in England these are; ‘conference’ and non-league divisions. Any team can be promoted or demoted one tier at the end of the season depending on final ranking position.

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just trying to imagine the Memphis Redbirds...

advancing to the top division while still playing in Autozone Park. I think it holds 15,000. Is there a transfer of funds from the Chelseas and Man Us to the lesser teams like Blackpool? Is there one TV contract?

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure about anything like Revenue sharing or the luxury tax

the FA (football Association) is quite tight-lipped about stuff like that. There are cash rewards for winning trophies / final table position etc. As well as cash bonuses for promoted teams (and relegated teams… but thats complicated).

But your point about Memphis is just why this would never work in Baseball; there is such a big divide between MLB and MiLB that this would never work. Even in a Buster Olney wet dream.

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you thinking of

Golden State, New England and the two Carolina teams (hockey and football)? If not the Carolinas, then what’s the third team?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 17, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Because they heard we are the Best Fans in Baseball

which they take to mean that we applaud delicately and murmur “Oh, well played” whenever an opponent distinguishes himself.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 16, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

those were simpler times

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, that was a great fanpost! Moving, really.

Sort of reminds me why I now follow Everton F.C. It all started while watching them with my wife’s French grandfather, who happened to live in Colombia, South America. That, and the nearest town to me growing up was in Everton, Missouri.

by peppermartin on Dec 16, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Riptide

caught in a riptide – in Brighton. Apologies to Robert Palmer.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 16, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks man.

turns out i read the whole thread whilst on this terrible conference call.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Dec 16, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

well i skipped over most of the boog discussion.

which i guess was most of the thread.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Dec 16, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

People with UIDs between 724.5 and 725.5 are THE BEST

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

oh i skipped that part, too. what is that all about?

i keep thinking IUD

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Dec 16, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

um. an iud is something you have inserted to avoid pregnancy

i suppose it could stand for that. i have no idea.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Dec 16, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Intrauterine device.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 17, 2010 1:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Did VEB manage to walk d-dee back from the ledge today?

because I’ve got bad news.

Apparently Oquendo is starting to bother people in the clubhouse by crinkling his Lays potato chips bag when the rest are deep in prayer. Watch out Weapon, or you’ll get luggage’d!

Just win

by The Duke on Dec 16, 2010 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

Where is everyone?

I’m using my traded MI filter on VEB and there are no comments showing. Did everyone leave for Christmas?

:-)

by KingPenguin on Dec 16, 2010 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

nah, i was busy talking about football

Just up there

And we’re trying to put the whole Boog saga to bed before someone jumps off the arch.

by Aranathor on Dec 16, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

2011 MLB.tv premium

for 99.99 if you buy it now – $20 off usual season price, in case anyone is interested

by mattyp on Dec 16, 2010 9:10 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

late enough for me to start the heavy drinking

[charles barkley] terruble day [/charles barkley]

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

In about 6 months, you will consider that late.

Shouldn’t you be in bed trying to store up on sleep?

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

aw shit...

run.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure she's kid proofed the knives making them harder to get to quickly.

spants, now 10% less stabby!

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ok forget the sleep...

maintain a positive attitude, don’t resort to complaining, and do what you can to make things easier for your husband/BF/partner/babydaddy.

If you need further advice please email me.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

I will keep that in mind.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

also, give the baby whisky.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

sings: "let's make the baby stay up all night . . . . "

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Dec 16, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

bourbon, baby's love bourbon

and scotch, but not the good stuff, a good 12yr old one will suffice

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 16, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

ya but see I'm not a shithead

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

A young woman outside the mall intentionally threw an elbow at me when walking past me one day.

I loudly said “Fucking bitch” and kept walking. Probably not wise on my part, but these hormones are making me pretty crazy.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no idea!

There was lots of space outside. I was throwing something into a trash can, and she veered right at me and elbowed me. It was fucking weird. Then she got into a security car. I think maybe she’d gotten in trouble or something? It was really fucking weird.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I am exhausted.

But I’m not sleeping well and I have a hard time falling asleep. So yeah, it’s probably late enough for whatever.

by spants on Dec 16, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Backrub

"as long as it agrees with my argument, yes" vivaelpujols

by TomCat009 on Dec 17, 2010 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

We meet again

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

in bed

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He wishes

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit, is that tonight?

What time?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

the semifinal is now

they’re down in the first set

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Excellent, just turned to it

…oh wow

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Penn state looked dominant in their semi

whoever advances is gonna have their hands full.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, what's with that?

Concussions?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

from volleyball?

really?

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that's why I'm wondering why she would wear a helmet

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

beats me

the last time I’ve remember seeing anything like that was that movie with natalie portman, garden state

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow. Just being outclassed

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I've drank a few times with Alex Jupiter

The first time, I walked in to her playing beer pong and I just wondered, “Who the fuck is this AMAZON?!”

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I've got a thing for tall women

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I've got a thing for attractive women

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH JUPITER

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Not enough room with his mother in there.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You're lame when you're at home

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

pedro feliz

now officially the worst thing.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Dec 16, 2010 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

The sad thing is...

it’s no contest. The worst hitting shortstop in baseball hit better than Feliz, he played short, and he played short very well. Izturis was waaaay better than Feliz.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

just found out my grade for my biology final

juuuuust low enough to give me an overall course grade of 89.15%. eighty-five one hundredths of a percent is the difference between a 4.0 and something which i have to use math to figure out

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

I don't think I've gotten a 4.0 in any one semester here

The amount of work I need to put to get an A vs. the amount of work I need to get an A- just isn’t worth it

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

an A is an A- is an A+ is an A around here

and at every school i’ve ever attended

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me?!

An A- is a 3.66667 GPA and an A is a 4.0

But it’s so fucking hard getting a 94% vs a solid 91-92%

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

i’m familiar with the concept, but i’ve never seen it in practice

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Give it the old college try

Which is, take a quick look and if it looks too hard, say fuck it and order a pizza.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Favorite thing in volleyball: a block

nothing feels as good as stuffing a hitter

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

Spandex

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant when I'm playing.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

me too ;)

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

gross

and spandex is not comfortable for anyone with balls.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it that different from wearing UnderArmor?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

not quite

I think that’s a different synthetic

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck UnderArmor.

I bought some of the heavy winter shit three years ago, don’t know what it was supposed to do, but it felt like I was freezing to death.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 16, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

UnderArmor kind of fucked up with its cold gear

What you’re supposed to do is have one base layer to bring moisture from your body to the top of the shirt, and one thermal layer to keep you warm

UnderArmor tries to combine those two and it just doesn’t work

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No shit it didn't work.

On top of which it felt like every hair on my body was being plucked at once. I gave it to my nephew, he loves it.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 16, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

something mysterui would no nothing about.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Too mean

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Waiting...

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

for someone to say....

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 16, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

...TWSS!

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

/facepalm

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i'll just quit that.

b/c that’s the 2nd time today i screwed up.

Fire John Mozeliak & Tony LaRussa! (Good luck in Seattle, Boog!)

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 16, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Half credit.

“in bed” would have worked better, given the OP.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, you're getting closer

hang in there

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Dec 16, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

twss

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats spants

I’ve had 4 kids — well, technically my wife has — but I’m a regular fountain of knowledge.

Some suggestions…

Tennis balls.
Birthing ball.
Walking epidural.

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Dec 16, 2010 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Or if you've never had kids,

completely horrible things to think about.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Guys used to just park themselves...

at the corner pub and wait for word. Now you gotta do stuff.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Just another example of missing our window.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It's actually really cool if you get involved and go with it

By the time our 4th was born, we knew what we were doing. The nurses just left us alone and let us manage things and then the doctor came in and Molina’d the baby.

Boog would have made that play.

by thepainguy on Dec 16, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't walk by the watermelon's in the grocery store

It’s best to just not think about these things.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the first time in my life of being on the internet,

that google relieved, rather frightened me.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The Peoria Blues pick up 2 points

And more importantly, I don’t believe anyone suffered a serious injury today.

by Merry CRasmus on Dec 16, 2010 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Astos zips are out...

it’s fugly… Walrus looking at 98 ops+ though. Seems optimistic.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

Eh, that sounds about right

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought he was supposed to be an obp machine...

he hasn’t shown anything at any level.

Nice one Mo!

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I totally agree

Especially after seeing how quick other teams were to trade him away

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

and immediately moved off of third.

He was drafted to do exactly what they did with him.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Platoon at 1B with Carlos Lee?

Houston, sigh.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

He meant to be traded

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, right.

Still Houston, sigh.

Brendan Ryan is no longer a St. Louis Cardinal.
Fortunately, Aaron Miles isn't either.

by TBender on Dec 16, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if being in four different organizations

within a year fucked with him a little. He was all excited to get trade to the A’s b/c it was close to home… that was three teams ago.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 16, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

was at the store

and got a six of new belgium 1554. shit is black. usually darker than i go for, but it’s not bad

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

eh, i guess it's not that great either

we’ll see how it is once it warms up a bit

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven't had it,

I like most of their beers, but that’s really not my style of beer, so I’d probably pass it over at the store.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I just like the regular old fat tire from New Belgium now

you can get it in 12 packs of cans now too, which is kind of a novelty to have good beer in cans

by mattyp on Dec 16, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Beer pong!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Their IPA is pretty good.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

why the hell would you want it in a can

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Beer pong!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It travels better in a can.

I’d prefer it in a bottle, but when your going hunting, it’s nice to have the option of grabbing a twelve pack of cans that isn’t bud or miller.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

"it's better for when you're using firearms"

the best rationale

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 16, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

USC didn't look so good tonight Rui.

I’ll take Penn State in 4 for the title.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 16, 2010 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

I know man

Broke seed in the tournament, though? That’s a positive!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

if we're done with boog

time to to wonder if wiggy at 4/yr for 2
was smarter than bman for 1 at 8

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 16, 2010 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

lol wut

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 16, 2010 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Please justify why you think that

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

and also your feelings on waffles.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 16, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Pancakes are where it's at, man

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 16, 2010 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

no, it is waffles

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 17, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

i forgot about all those recent, consecutive years where ty f. wigginton was one of the elite hitters in the game

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 17, 2010 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

there was a comparison to lance berkman

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 17, 2010 2:36 AM EST up reply actions  

i think he said 8 million and 2 years for wiggy

that is really stupid

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 16, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i would also like to heap congrats on spants & josh for their little bundle o joy

i know it hasn’t been easy for you all to conceive, so i’m very glad it’s finally happened

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:03 AM EST reply actions  

And I got a legitimate hit on my sublease!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

there's like a lot of good news here today, i don't know if i should be scarred or happy

i’m gonna go out on a limb & be happy, hey what’s the worst that could happen?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

We're all fucked now.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

naw, the nukes are still in the silos right?

RIGHT????

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

???

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

oh shit

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

ABSOLUT AND SPRITE!!!!

VEB LATE NIGHT! Albrtfn is in the house!!1

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Dec 17, 2010 12:29 AM EST reply actions  

now all we need is our fabulous Britt & it's officially a party

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

WHAT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

what's up

i see we’re talking about gdm getting a job, spants having a baby! (yayaya!!!) and you’re gettting a subleaser!

Mysterui, how’s your night been? have you been living it up single style?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Dec 17, 2010 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Hell yeah I have!

I watched, like, 4 hours of Paul McCartney in concert on TV and then played Madden for another 4 hours!

Get like me

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

any type of inhibiting substances?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Dec 17, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

No man

My body can’t take drinking anymore… Too much of it recently

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

i don't know who you are anymore

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

i've come to the conclusion that it's much more fun to be sober

and in the presence of veb members that are drunk.

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Dec 17, 2010 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

than to be drunk in the presence of sober veb members

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Dec 17, 2010 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

...

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

you ain't got no marbles!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Dec 17, 2010 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I've been drinking for 5 hours now.....

I have plenty of marbles.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

veb'ing with friends in the room is fun too

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Dec 17, 2010 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

makers?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Dec 17, 2010 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

no.....for the most part,

I’m strictly a beer guy.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

i thought you were on makers a couple nights ago

you already know what i’m drinking lol

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Dec 17, 2010 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I think that was duct.

I’ve posted this before, but if there’s one thing I’ll brag about, it’s my beer area.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

yes.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Not sure if euphemism

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

that looks like it's in your living room

that’s awesome

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Dec 17, 2010 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

That was in my apartment, now it's in the kitchen.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

So, my SO's office party is tomorrow night.

She works in a small Dentists office with a total of four employees, including the Dentist.Old boy is too cheap for us all to go to dinner somewhere so we’re having it at our place. Again. Which means we supply the drinks, apps, desert. I was informed that he’s having a Lasagna made. Last year he had prime rib brought in. I like Lasagna, I really do, but I’m thinking of picking up a to go order of prime rib on my way into town and having it for dinner. How much of an asshole am I?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 12:41 AM EST reply actions  

get a bison prime rib, no one will think you're an asshole if it's bison

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

No, then I'll just be a pretentious asshole.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

pretentious, but with good taste

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I find buffalo pretty meh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

really? i love it man

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

My jaw literally dropped which I watched this dunk

Link

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 12:43 AM EST reply actions  

i can do that

i’m really disappointed in VEB, you all never found the Lego gun fight video on youtube i asked about a couple days ago

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

that is awesome...

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 17, 2010 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

YES

i’m not lying, i looked for 3 hours for that the other night, i can’t believe i couldn’t find it

thank you

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Did you guys see the parrot clip last night?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

The parrot that sings "Bodies?"

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

yes.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Uhoh, late night VEB

I am scared.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Dec 17, 2010 12:52 AM EST reply actions  

Question: Should I watch the original True Grit right now?

If not, provide alternatives

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 12:58 AM EST reply actions  

yes.

Haven’t seen it myself, but I would if it was at hand.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

How have you never seen True Grit?

I must admit, I may have some biase against the new just because John Wayne humorous delivery is going to be hard to over-ride.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Dec 17, 2010 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Alright fuck it I'm opening up a beer

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 1:06 AM EST reply actions  

About time.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

...

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

oh you got your tulip glasses.

what is it?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it's the Sam Adams Blackberry Witbier or something

It’s the only bottle we had left in the house

…it’s okay, just way too sweet

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

AND YES WE'RE ROCKING THE DUAL TV SETUP IN OUR APARTMENT

…soon to be single tv setup once I get the hell out of here

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

you’re so college!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Dec 17, 2010 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

what kind??

better not by natty ice

then you’d be making your frat boy sterotype come true, except i don’t think frat boys would be veb’ers

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Dec 17, 2010 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah where did the "mysterui is a fratboy" thing come from?

I’ve never once been to a frat party

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

so what kind of beer?

idk prolly cardball came up with it

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Dec 17, 2010 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Sam Adams Blackberry Witbier

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

this made me think about you guys

and realize that i need to drink more beer

by YesWeOquendo on Dec 17, 2010 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

<3 La Fin du Monde

<3 Maudite more

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh god so much good beer

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

alright, my pos dell couldn't take it anymore

i made an overflow, please join me

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 1:12 AM EST reply actions  

WHAT PART OF THERE'S AN OVERFLOW DIDN'T YOU JERKS UNDERSTAND????

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 17, 2010 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I hate Billy Beane

but only because he is not my GM, Willingham, and Dejesus for a group of C+/B- crap I am shocked Dan Uggla isn’t in green and gold

"as long as it agrees with my argument, yes" vivaelpujols

by TomCat009 on Dec 17, 2010 1:15 AM EST reply actions  

Don't the A's have like 30 OF on their roster right now?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 17, 2010 1:17 AM EST up reply actions  

They are all incredibly mediocre though, except for Willingham.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Dec 17, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

arch

why do some links on here open in a new tab
and some navigate you away from here?

(reloading you Z button scrolls or sometimes just marking everything as read)

by jealousblues on Dec 17, 2010 3:35 AM EST reply actions  

It all depends on who posts the link.

When you add a hyper link, there is a box to check for open in new window. If the poster doesn’t click it, your browser will open in the same window. An easy way to bypass this is to click the link with your mouse’s roller button, or right click open in new window.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 17, 2010 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

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