instant boog karma is going to get you
brendan ryan continues his remarkable lease on life not being traded. the orioles, after trading for jj hardy, baltimore decided they needed more suck in their lineup and resigned cesar izturis. izturis hit a peak value (1.5 WAR) in his one year with the cards: the three years previous he was worth 0.1, -0.1, 0.0 WAR; in the two years since, 1.0, -0.3. he's now hit 30. i'm not sure that he makes any sense as an acquisition. $1.7M is not a huge chunk of cash, but a replacement value shortstop is not worth much.
this follows the padres' signing of jason bartlett which leaves the primary bidders on shortstops stocked. that hardly means that someone won't trade for boog to fill a utility role, but it does make the trade market a bit quieter. somewhere out there, orlando cabrera sits as well. it's as if the fates, or karma, or something doesn't want him to go. either that or other teams just aren't that into you, brendan.
in an interesting transaction, the angels took scott downs for 3y/$15m. downs was Type A, and the value of his picks runs about $6m. the 3y/$15m seems like it would barely cover his value, especially given the years relative to his age (he'll be 35 in 2011). losing a first round pick adds insult to injury. that strikes me as a pretty substantial overpay for a reliever, even one like downs. downs is good, but is not the exceptional type that might merit a Type A signing.
i'm afraid i have nothing much to add this week. enjoy your saturday.
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Looks like the Giants offered a contract to Renteria for only $1M
He is probably good for a .315 wOBA with league average defense at SS. Probably a 1 WAR player now. I could see them make a move if he is cheap enough
only $1M?
Sure hope Mo provides a counter-offer. His performance would probably be average, but he would be a great clubhouse presence. He’s also the only MLB player that I’ve ever run into – nice guy, I might add.
by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
angels
1st round pick is protected. if they sign beltre, downs pick gets pushed back even farther.
So glad the Cardinals never signed Brian Fuentes and that
they didn’t spend a fortune on relievers this season.
yeah...
we only would’ve won the 2009 pennant. #Franklinsux
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
or if holliday could catch
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
Funny the most memorable performances...
from the past two post-season series were turned in by Rasmus and Reyes. Hmm…
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
Jeff Weaver?
Adam Wainwright?
Yadier Molina?
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
mark derosa?
jim edmonds?
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twatter
Sidney Ponson?
Gregg Jeffries?
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 11, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
iz2 has another 1.5M in incentives in his deal
give me edgar
I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR
Just realised how much KC fans must hate Billy Beane
in 2000 Johnny Damon age 26 has just turned in a .327/.382/.495 line good for 4.6 WAR and a 26 year old Jermaine Dye has a .321.390/.561 good for 4.3 WAR, and Mark Ellis is a 22 year old 2B in AA with a .302/.406/.409 line
By the end of 2001 all three of those players are in Oakland and in return they have received Neifi Perez, Angel Berroa, AJ Hinch, and Roberto Hernandez, Ouch!
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
I should really try to work for the Royals...
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
You could write a 25 page memo...
about how to simultaneously hide Melky, Frenchy, Kendall, and Yuni in a lineup.
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
is there another Harper or Strasburg in the 2012 draft?
if not why are they constructing that lineup?
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
I don't know...
Moore has said he sees Frenchy and Melky not as platoon partners, but as 2/3 of his outfield. I assume Kendall and Yuni are back.
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
Ugh
What do they even value in players? Empty batting average? Intangibles? Facial hair
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Check out this list...
http://www.royalsauthority.com/?p=3358
It’s a Missouri problem.
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
go read this:
royals review,where the poor bastards have lost all hope
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
says the guy who interned for a team that barely scored 500 runs last year
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Hey how many teams have you worked for?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I am just trying to give credit where credit is due
and your run in Seattle was a resounding failure. I can say that I fully expect their front office to recover now that you are gone.
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
My colleagues made that joke too :(
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
and you got a Date Rapist in return for Cliff Lee
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
quit using we, take some responsibility for yourself
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
none of them were smiling when they said it
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
They have a very dry sense of humor
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
what really burns me is how overpaid you were
for your time there
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
mysterui coming off the payroll
should allow them to make a splash in free agency
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twatter
I am pretty sure he worked for free
but still, huge overpay
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Nah I got like $8.50 an hour
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
shut up goddamnit
i like heroin - prophetjohn
by vivaelpujols on Dec 11, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah you probably said that to her last night, huh?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
STOP YOU DICK IT'S NOT GONNA BE FUNNY ANYMORE
i like heroin - prophetjohn
by vivaelpujols on Dec 11, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
Thats what she said,
… it was a kinda complicated scenario, guess you had to be there.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
nice footnote from Mo/TLR on how to add mid-season value with Miles, Winn and Sup
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Allard Baird and Dayton Moore
might be the worst 1-2 punch in the MLB GM history. There is an obvious reason why KC sucks.
Cardinals fan from Korea
Hey it's a beautiful weekend in LA and I have to study!
Yay!
I guess I could have not drank last night and studied so I could do something today. But we all know that’s not happening
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Nice day here in Wisconsin as well...
if you like blizzards.
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
yeah in south IL
its supposed to be – tom
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
Super day in Bangkok - bit of local color - got up early this a.m and made some chilled fruit juice. . .
combination of orange, papaya and mango. Girl friend refused to drink it. “Only drink cold juice in the summer.” Temperature outside is about 90 degrees. . . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
wow
I was just watchiing No Reservations (sucks to be me) in Thailand. Seems like a great place to visit. And not just because of the obvious.
by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Great place to do time. If you come this way, beverage of choice is on me - at the Home Run Bar of Bangkok
Google it – the one baseball oasis even in run by a White Sox fan. . .
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Nice day in england to, if you like...
OH NO WAIT. This is england. the weather is permashit
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
Thats not what your mother said
But saying that, she won’t have had a clear view from down there…
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
I make an exception for Rui's mother
She’s quite manly after all.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
Just in the hands
everything else is smoking hot
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Huge Va.....wait a minute
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
...

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by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Shouldn't you be lighting fires in protest somewhere?
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Dude, its cold outside
Plus i don’t agree with the faux-anarchist pretend-deeper-meaning rioting BS.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
Dammit
So much for posting a clever picture. Not a good start for posting images.
by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
aranathor, I'm as anglophile as they come;
but brits complaining about weather is pretty much like us complaining about petrol prices.
I see that your media are currently whining about a week when temperatures fell below 20 degrees Fahrenheit every night.
And here’s a nifty piece (from Wikipedia, to be sure) about the Heat Wave of 1976 when “The temperature reached 80°F (26.7°C) every day between 22 June and 16 July” and “For 15 consecutive days from 23 June to 7 July inclusive, temperatures reached 90°F (32.2°C) somewhere in England on each of these 15 days. Furthermore, five days saw temperatures exceed 95°F (35°C). On 28 June, temperatures reached 35.6°C (96.1°F) in Southampton, the highest June temperature recorded in the UK.”
Puh-leeze.
The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.
Dude, thats the point
complainin about the weather is a national pastime, its our equivalent of baseball.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
17-22 inches
Variously described as Snowmaggedon and Snowmygawd, the biggest snowstorm to hit the Twin Cities since the Halloween storm a generation ago whited out — and pretty much paralyzed — the metro area and much of the rest of central and southern Minnesota on Saturday.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
they even cancelled the no fun leagues hangegg game
apparently the metrodome’s roof is busted along with the giants being stuck in KC
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
i'm so glad people read my comments...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i did read it dude
i was just repeating it & adding the part about the roof because troy aikman is talking about it on twitter
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
It's fucking showing here. Shut up
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
snowing
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
24C
in LA, 25C in San Tan Valley AZ (Phoenix). Love these high pressure systems. No change in sight either. Don’t have to study, so the decision matrix is drink last night, then take a pick for the next day.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 11, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
A beer, you owe me one.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
beltre is not finding a home
I assume there will be plenty of takers if the price starts to fall but it would be nice to get Boras to try another one year deal. As we have no money for a long term contract — this would be a nice “win now” play. Why not since we went all-in on Berkman.
Just win
Once the Cardinals get that printing press in...
…they can afford Beltre.
"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 11, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
to print money
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
Still wonder if the game plan of the FO is to make a lot of noise about signing APU and then letting him walk reasonsing the team (meaning the bottom line) is better off . .. .
. . . with three or four serviceable players for $7-8 million rather than Albert
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
heh
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2010/12/10/1868696/andy-macphails-revenge#storyjump
i like heroin - prophetjohn
Eh.
Not as funny as Danup
Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor
FESPN
Jayson Stark concern trolls the Cardinals
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
Could be worse
At least Albert is still productive
cough Jeter cough
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
Photoshop challenge in Stark's article:
“They might as well just slap his face on that little red cardinal they sew onto every uniform, because Sir Albert embodies this team more than any logo, more than any ad campaign, more than all 24 other players on their roster combined.”
i don't know where these munbers come from
i also read an article recently that stated the cardinals had a $76 or $78MM payroll in 2009. it’s been pretty consistently around the $90-100MM range the last several years
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twatter
would it be 113 without the deferred payments?
that makes no sense, but that’s the only way 113 makes sense
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
the team includes deferred payments in current payroll
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twatter
i know that
i’m just wondering if it is Starky math. 113 makes no sense
Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)
by mattyfrommo on Dec 12, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
random tidbit: did you guys know Tyler Greene is represented by Boras?
I never knew that. Strikes me as odd, frankly.
Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.
When/if Green Tea hits FA he's going to get a $50mil contract...
good to know
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
He was a 1st round pick
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
This
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
What the hell does that supposed to mean?
by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Scott Boras represents a lot of first round picks?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Boras represents quite a few first round picks if you haven't noticed.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
See Shaun Boyd, Chris Lembert and Justin Pope
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
Sorry
It would have made a lot more sense if I posted the picture correctly. It appears I’m having a bad night.
It's okay, everyone has a bad day now and then.
We’re bringing in Aaron Miles to replace you.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
Can we get overflow for this thread?
My computer’s getting bogged down by all the comments
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
don't you mean bogged down by the LACK of comments?
hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.
who knew VEB would one day get a life
well, at least parts of VEB
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
it's the offseason
from april to october, though, this place is rockin’ pretty much every day
/captain obvious
/f’n zoomzoom
hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.
Okay - new subject
Let’s say TLR gets his way and Ryan and Rasmus get traded – what could we get for a double-trade? I’m looking KC’s way for Greinke.
we could probably get greinke, but then we wouldn't be able to pay him
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twatter
+1
and with albert’s new contract on the horizon at some point, it would be hard to pay him, holliday & greinke all at the same time.
hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.
Is the general consensus that TLR is chafing to rid himself of R & R options?
An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.
HL Mencken
from the limited indications a commoner such as myself has access to
yeah, I think he would be pleased if we moved the both of them.
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 11, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Somebody please explain how the 6th hightest grossing team in MLB
wouldn’t be able to pay KC for Greinke in a double-trade
greinke would put the payroll at $120MM
also the reply button
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twatter
well, adjusting for inflation, that sounds like a great deal!
by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
inflation takes us from $94MM to $120MM in one year?
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twatter
Okay, it's a stretch.
Fact is, the Werth signing has pretty spoiled the market. I’m just trying to think about creative ways about making the best of a bad situation.
by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
what bad situation?
having a young, cheap, uber-talented centerfielder under team control for four more years?
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twatter
theres pretty much no excuse to call ourselves a mid-market team
number 1 TV ratings? number 4 attendence? c’mon, lets spend some goddamn money.
Fire John Mozeliak
What would you do if you were Mo and you had a $1
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
Yes, those are gaudy numbers ...
But the TV number doesn’t mean that more people watched the Cards than any other team – it means that the Cards pulled the largest percentage of their (relatively small) market.
I haven’t seen Forbes numbers for 2010, but for 2009 they had the Cards ranked 10th in revenues, and 24th in operating income – that is, net profit.
The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.
by alberich on Dec 11, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
because albert pujols
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Dec 11, 2010 10:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
jam of the day, Fall For Your Type - Jamie Fox
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Here we go:
http://mlbbuzz.yardbarker.com/blog/mlbbuzz/twins_interested_in_cardinals_ryan/3775709?new_post=true
See ya Boog
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
mlbtr article
maybe the keeping boog hype wasn’t meant to be after all.
hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.
THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME
Why would they trade away JJ Hardy and then trade for Brendan Ryan?!? Money?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
boog for hardy straight up!
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twatter
what the hell?
who do we get in return then?
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Dec 11, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Just because they're interested doesn't mean that a trade's gonna work out
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
and pirates & orioles
hope the twins sign nishioka then…
hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.
let's hope so
I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.
by hr on Dec 11, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
The same they were 20 minutes ago?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
How hard is it to trade Ryan if both parties want it to happen...
any one of about 40 prospects will fit the bill, like, you know, Miguel Sano or somebody.
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
Forget that
he’s bred and buttered Minnesotan
by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
sure he's not a yooper?
(referencing this)
hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.
by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 11, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
woo Miguel Sano
fuckin’ do it!
Fire John Mozeliak
by purple_haze on Dec 11, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
seriously
if we can pull Miguel Sano out of Boog, I would be fine with it.
Fire John Mozeliak
by purple_haze on Dec 11, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly how long has Sano been inside Boog?
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 12, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
what do they have in the low minors?
we all know MO’s giving Boog away, i hope he at least gets more than a bag of balls for him
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Be careful who you make fun of
people keep thinking I’m either Minnesota or Montana (I’m an expat living in the DC area). I’m exhausted from explaining to east-coasters that BOTH St. Louis and Kansas City exist in Missouri.
Who the fuck cares...
what east coasters know and don’t know. I never even heard of Wilmington, Delaware, turns out it’s a big ass city. Do Wilmingtonians care that I don’t know about them? No.
Also, the reply button.
Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.
wilmington?
more like shutupington
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twatter
by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
More like wontington
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Doesn't make sense
i like heroin - prophetjohn
by vivaelpujols on Dec 12, 2010 3:26 AM EST up reply actions
I'm just saying
don’t be surprised to know that you’re in the minority. Not that the majority knows any better. By the way, in the 10 years I’ve been living in the DC area I’ve never known anyone from Delaware. An unrelated note: John Mabry was from Wilmington.
by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
I've referred to the Wayne's World skit for years here
for whatever reason, no one ever remembers it.
by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
We've got a sales guy in Rehoboth Beach.
We pull out that reference often. He’s never amused by it.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
If you really want to get a negative reaction
talk about how Rehoboth is widely known as a “gay” beach. Which is the common understanding. Not that there’s anything wrong with gays. Or beaches. Or both;.
by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
i fucken HATE em
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twatter
by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
beaches, that is
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by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Rehoboth
the poor step-child of Ocean City, Maryland.
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 12, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
HAY!!!!!!
The MooCow is from Wilmington!!!
:=8P
My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O
RESPECT for Mah Blue Hens!!!
:=8O
My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O
For some reason I am reminded of this Simpsons
by BTown Birds fan on Dec 11, 2010 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
You pretty much hit it on the head.
Over here, using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.
by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
there's a kid on my college baseball team from canada
and we give him crap all the time about saying “eh”.
hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.
by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 11, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
you could only hope to be mistaken as being from montana.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Giants trapped in Kansas City
no, not those Giants.
trapped in KCI.
hey cool. sbn covers it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
they're also firing up their van
it’s all different, but it’s all the same.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Dec 11, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Alright late night VEB confessional is in order
first on the list: things we are not proud of
Exhibit A: Tomcat has payed money to see A New Found Glory 3 times and only once was for a girl
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
granted was was the Warp Tour but they got their cut too
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
well, she is kind of cute.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
rui's mom? smokin'.
hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.
by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 12, 2010 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
Don't get ahead of yourself
you’ve got plenty of competition
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
like....
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
You for a start Y2S
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Nah, there are plenty of guys i know who i’d take ahead of Rui. But you know, its more a ‘if i had the chance’ thing.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
i was going for
your pre-occupation with his mother
there’s probably some ancient Greek term for it. they were a twisted lot.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
wait wait wait
so if there were a chance…
are you saying there’s a chance?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
No, i'm saying if there WERE a chance
they guys got a fiancé and as much as i like ruining / taking advantage of relationships…
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
oh, i meant in general
i knew you were above reproach
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'm guessing surprise butt sex
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
fair enough [CAUTION: NSFW]

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 1:35 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
oh that's just so perfect
i don’t see how it’s nsfw tho
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
got it, i love it, i love it so very much
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
oh come on
you dropped your soap
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
this is an interesting turn for VEB
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
i have never heard of this band. Is that a plus for me?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Dec 11, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's Not Your Fault you Forget Everything
but i’m guessing You Don’t Wanna Know. and that’s fine, i choose My Friends Over You every time
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
ya, that means nothing to me. Probably recognize it if I hard it, and I'm not going to youtube on my phone.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
they're a lot like Blink182, i just named their 4 best songs
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
they are sugar coated pop punk of the first order
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Exhibit C:
I deeply regret not getting into late 90’s / early 00’s music when i had the chance and am only now getting into it, which is annoying cause i was growing up when this music was ‘IT’.
E.g. Eminem, Gorillaz, other shit
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
are the Gorillaz still together?
they only had like 3 good songs, i wouldn’t worry about missing out on them the first time around
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Yeah, but i'm diggin' their two good songs right now
but didn’t when i was younger. Really, this applies more to eminem than gorrilaz.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
Em had a few good tunes 10 years ago
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Del the funky homosapien did his best work elsewhere
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
yup
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 12, 2010 4:28 AM EST up reply actions
RR WTF is up with Gonzaga? what happened to them?
will they even win the WCC?
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
i think they run away with the wcc
And nobody wants to see them in the tournament. If I have another beer,I might buy that argument myself.
I’m on my phone so forgive any double p posts please.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
See below.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
my dog was c completely freaked out last night
I’ve been up since three. I’m piety much punch drunk at this point.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i've seen every loss they've had this year & they look nothing like the Gonzaga's of the past
i don’t think anyone is scarred of them, if anything they’ll forget all about them. if they do go deep in the tourney they’ll be considered a big Cinderella.
of course it’s december & all that could change. i’m just surprised at their play
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
you and me both. Apparently if you play the zags,
You automatically hit 60% of your three pointers.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Gonzaga lost all their marquee players as well.
Losing Austin Daye as well as others really hurt them. They will be fine, but they will probably suck this year and be great for the next 4 or so.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
i'm so far out of the loop on college bball it's not even funny
i’m usually way more informed than i am now, i know Duke is probably a lot better than they were last year. but that’s about all i know
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
isn't even close to the truth.
They lost a huge group of seniors two years ago in including daye at the time. Last season they only lost one senior,Bouldi. Harris has been playing like ass, but him and Sacre were projected to be one of the best front courts in CBB this year. That hasn’t happened yet.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
My stop is out on cough syrup with codein.
On a side note,I just found out that theres codein in the house.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Stop is supposed to read so
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Because I know some of you will like this website and or use it at inappropriate times.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
that is actually related.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Nah, Azru has hippos
that one’s elephants. Tottally different species and physiology
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
big ugly and grey
Kind of like rui’s mom.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
nothing from there will ever be used inappropriately
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Hey TC....are rockies tickets o on sale yet?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
yes single game tickets are for sure
special packages are released over the next several months
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
I've got to go find a charger for this phone.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Looked inside Rui's mother?
She’s usually full of stuff
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
that was where i think i left mine
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Found a charger but no outlet close to me. I'm out. You all have a good night.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Although i am far from qualified to comment on such things
Munn is better looking, if only because the only pictures i can find of Kate Middleton are with that royal cock-end.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
Alright, here's one better suited for you. We'll go with superhero actors
Chris Evans or Ryan Reynolds?
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
Hey, i tried, no need to get sarky.
And, on those two guys… niether they both look like douchbags. I prefer my guys of the non-fake-tan variety.
Try Stuart Broad.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
Not snarky at all.
Legit. You obviously weren’t around for the Schumaker-Azru love affair of spring 2009. Was a touch one sided.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
Although Sarky and Snarky have similar meanings
Sarky is more ‘sarcastic’ whereas snarky is more ‘bitchy’, hence i wasn’t trying to be too offensive.
But anyway, i never saw the Schumaker thing, literally, i don’t think he’s that attractive. Now, Waino on the other hand, that smile could melt icebergs…
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
everyone loves Skippy
to bad for him most would rather just look at him instead of watching him play
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
A cricket player, I take it.
I know nothing about that sport.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
Doesn't mean you can't appreciate him
He’s kinda like a reverse Babe Ruth, great bowler and not too shabby with the bat either. Also he’s blond, got that naive ‘eton-boy, private school’ look and well… need i go on?
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
No; he's certainly attractive.
I just don’t have any idea what cricket was. I got sidetracked by the paddles.
(Much like rui’s mom.)
(Congrats to USC’s vball team tonight. #twitter)
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
to be honest
i don’t know what “naive ‘eton-boy, private school’” means or at least looks like without looking the guy up
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 12, 2010 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
You probably wouldn't get it anyway.
It just means he looks unlearned in the ways of the world, even though he probably is because he plays a sport at an international level, but still. Any picture of him not on a cricket pitch he looks, kinda like Joe Mauer looks when not playing Baseball, a little lost / unsure.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
guy ingenue?
and don’t be fooled by Dreamy Joe. beneath the boyish exterior is the pragmatic machinery that looks at 20 inches of snow and finds it normal. and probably a reason to have hot dish.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
I struggle to get past the boyish exterior
its a gay thing.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
private joke's that he's dreamy
because the other versions died of exposure
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Just Middleton
She might be one of the prettiest people I’ve ever seen. Always dressing classy helps as well.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
good pic, she's a pretty lass
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Based purely on looks and similar pictures
(and trying to find a picture of Munn where she DOESN’T look like a slag is quite hard)
i reckon its a dead heat. Middleton looks a bit too much like a scouse mother down the pound-shop on a weekend. Albeit a little classier. And Munn just doesn’t look overly attractive when she isn’t wearing just underwear and sprawled across a motorbike or something. Don’t get me wrong, i know plenty of people who would fancy her if they saw her in real life, but in comparison to Middleton, nothing special.
Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily
that is the opinion I have heard about her from people who have met her in person
they say she is really photogenic, and a German/Vietnamese heritage gives her an interesting look that translates better to 2D
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Kate, Munn is only TV pretty, meaning she's just normal but on TV looks smoking hot
also i’m convinced if she wasn’t on TV talking like a dude she wouldn’t be popular. she’s as fake as fake can be & that’s so unattractive
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
I definitely think she's fake
but she’s also better at that than any of the other fools that have tried to take her place on AOTS. Also, we’ll get to see if she can act at all this January when her sitcom on NBC comes out.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
i totally agree, Carrie Keagan was the only one who was as good as she was on AOTS
i think Munn has over played her hand here & will be looking to get back to AOTS by spring or summer. i don’t think she can act, i’ve seen a lot of clips of her new show & it’s not good.
i would totally hook up with her though. she is hot, just not as hot as so many guys think she is.
and i had no idea who Kate was till i googled her. i totally thought that price got married a long time ago
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Munn was absolutely horrific on The Daily Show when she first started
she got better after several appearances but her timing is still off. I don’t hold out much hope for a comedy named “Perfect Couples”.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
i haven't seen her on the daily show yet but that's exactly what everyone told me
she’s terrible, but getting better
i could be way wrong, but i doubt perfect couples will air all 13 of their episodes let alone get a back 9 or a season 2. nothing ive seen from it looks even remotely watchable
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
i personally don't think either one is that attractive
but if i had to pick one, kate.
hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.
by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 12, 2010 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
definitely Munn
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 12, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
Olivia Munn isn't even the hottest Munn around right now, make mine Allison
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Aight - UFC fights are over.
Time to do a little reading (Memories of Ice by Steven Erikson) and then bed. I’m re-reading the series to get to Dust of Dreams (book 9) only about 4300 more pages to go to get to the 1250 page book.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
talks with the twins for boog
Must start with mauer. I mean we “need” a backup catcher.
by rumors on Dec 12, 2010 12:41 AM EST via mobile reply actions
yeah
but we’ll probably have to throw in Lance Lynn or something
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 12, 2010 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
He can play second...
I mean, everyone can play second!
Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.
Boog will get traded to Seattle for some minor league pitcher
mark my words!
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 13, 2010 2:42 AM EST up reply actions
Annnnnd I am drunk
Aranathor you’re not allowed to take advantage of me
…everybody else, you’re okay
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
you're finance is one lucky gal
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 2:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahahahahaha
i like heroin - prophetjohn
by vivaelpujols on Dec 12, 2010 2:42 AM EST up reply actions
i feel a little awkward after reading through the last hour's worth of comments
…how bout that juan castro contract?
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
some guy who's gonna play for the didgers next year
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
a 38 year old with a .228/.268/.327 career line?
why is adam everett out of work?
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
The comments on this article are so bad it's' disgusting
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/the-worst-contract-extensions-in-history/
i like heroin - prophetjohn
were you refering to this one?
“Tulo and Mauer TOGETHER that more valuable than Tex but certainly not seperately.”
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
That issue is very contentious the externalities of contracts are so difficult to quantify
The problem is that too many of the writers on Fangraphs take a “let me hit you with some knowledge” tone but are dealing with a group of commenters who range from those who know more than the writers do, to the horridly misinformed leading to a rather uneven overall effect
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Iiiiiii feel like Aranathor right now
WHAT UP VEB
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
you are a gay teenage Englishmen?
Holy shit, for your fiance’s sake, stop drinking….
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 12, 2010 4:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
from what I gather she would consider this version of rui an upgrade
Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
by TomCat009 on Dec 12, 2010 4:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it's not like their sex life would be affected by his change of sexuality
DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!
by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 12, 2010 4:43 AM EST up reply actions
So is it worng that everytime I drive past this place on my way home from work
I hear some form of Monty Python in my head?

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908
Ankiel, Belliard, Branyan, Cairo, Eckstein, Edmonds, Feliz, Glaus, Grudz, Izturis, Kennedy, Looper, Lopez, Lugo, MacDougal, Miles, Penny, Renteria, Suppan, Tatis, Weaver, and Wellemeyer
are all out there, free agents http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011-mlb-free-agents
boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 12, 2010 4:53 AM EST reply actions
I remember how good Tatis was in 1999
and while I loved him then and he seemed like a nice guy when I met him at the 2000 ballbeque, I wouldn’t want him anymore.
Fire John Mozeliak
expanding on the handegg
the Metrodome roof has apparently completely collapsed, per FESPN
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
or "it didn't collapse! it ... partially deflated"
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
better, blurry picture
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Weather Channel is covering this live
Exciting.
Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.
but lucrative
I’m guessing they’re pulling monster ratings
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions

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