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instant boog karma is going to get you


brendan ryan continues his remarkable lease on life not being traded. the orioles, after trading for jj hardy, baltimore decided they needed more suck in their lineup and resigned cesar izturis. izturis hit a peak value (1.5 WAR) in his one year with the cards: the three years previous he was worth 0.1, -0.1, 0.0 WAR; in the two years since, 1.0, -0.3. he's now hit 30. i'm not sure that he makes any sense as an acquisition. $1.7M is not a huge chunk of cash, but a replacement value shortstop is not worth much.


this follows the padres' signing of jason bartlett which leaves the primary bidders on shortstops stocked. that hardly means that someone won't trade for boog to fill a utility role, but it does make the trade market a bit quieter. somewhere out there, orlando cabrera sits as well. it's as if the fates, or karma, or something doesn't want him to go. either that or other teams just aren't that into you, brendan.

in an interesting transaction, the angels took scott downs for 3y/$15m. downs was Type A, and the value of his picks runs about $6m. the 3y/$15m seems like it would barely cover his value, especially given the years relative to his age (he'll be 35 in 2011). losing a first round pick adds insult to injury. that strikes me as a pretty substantial overpay for a reliever, even one like downs. downs is good, but is not the exceptional type that might merit a Type A signing.

i'm afraid i have nothing much to add this week. enjoy your saturday.

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Looks like the Giants offered a contract to Renteria for only $1M

He is probably good for a .315 wOBA with league average defense at SS. Probably a 1 WAR player now. I could see them make a move if he is cheap enough

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 11, 2010 1:02 PM EST reply actions  

only $1M?

Sure hope Mo provides a counter-offer. His performance would probably be average, but he would be a great clubhouse presence. He’s also the only MLB player that I’ve ever run into – nice guy, I might add.

by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

angels

1st round pick is protected. if they sign beltre, downs pick gets pushed back even farther.

by ball in play on Dec 11, 2010 1:10 PM EST reply actions  

So glad the Cardinals never signed Brian Fuentes and that

they didn’t spend a fortune on relievers this season.

by spants on Dec 11, 2010 2:37 PM EST reply actions  

yeah...

we only would’ve won the 2009 pennant. #Franklinsux

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 11, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

or if holliday could catch

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 11, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny the most memorable performances...

from the past two post-season series were turned in by Rasmus and Reyes. Hmm…

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 11, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeff Weaver?

Adam Wainwright?
Yadier Molina?

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 11, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

David Eckstein?

Scott Rolen?

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 11, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

mark derosa?

jim edmonds?

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

iz2 has another 1.5M in incentives in his deal

give me edgar

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Dec 11, 2010 2:45 PM EST reply actions  

absolutely.

Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.

by BVHeck on Dec 11, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Just realised how much KC fans must hate Billy Beane

in 2000 Johnny Damon age 26 has just turned in a .327/.382/.495 line good for 4.6 WAR and a 26 year old Jermaine Dye has a .321.390/.561 good for 4.3 WAR, and Mark Ellis is a 22 year old 2B in AA with a .302/.406/.409 line

By the end of 2001 all three of those players are in Oakland and in return they have received Neifi Perez, Angel Berroa, AJ Hinch, and Roberto Hernandez, Ouch!

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

I should really try to work for the Royals...

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You could write a 25 page memo...

about how to simultaneously hide Melky, Frenchy, Kendall, and Yuni in a lineup.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 11, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

is there another Harper or Strasburg in the 2012 draft?

if not why are they constructing that lineup?

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know...

Moore has said he sees Frenchy and Melky not as platoon partners, but as 2/3 of his outfield. I assume Kendall and Yuni are back.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 11, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh

What do they even value in players? Empty batting average? Intangibles? Facial hair

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Check out this list...

http://www.royalsauthority.com/?p=3358

It’s a Missouri problem.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 11, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Eeek Mo is GMDM?

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

over.the.line.

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 11, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

says the guy who interned for a team that barely scored 500 runs last year

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

sizzzzzzzzle

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 11, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey how many teams have you worked for?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I am just trying to give credit where credit is due

and your run in Seattle was a resounding failure. I can say that I fully expect their front office to recover now that you are gone.

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

My colleagues made that joke too :(

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

and you got a Date Rapist in return for Cliff Lee

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck yeah we did

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

quit using we, take some responsibility for yourself

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

"joke"

i like heroin - prophetjohn

by vivaelpujols on Dec 11, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

none of them were smiling when they said it

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

They have a very dry sense of humor

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

what really burns me is how overpaid you were

for your time there

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

mysterui coming off the payroll

should allow them to make a splash in free agency

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I am pretty sure he worked for free

but still, huge overpay

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah I got like $8.50 an hour

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, like my mom

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah you probably said that to her last night, huh?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats what she said,

… it was a kinda complicated scenario, guess you had to be there.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 11, 2010 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

you're a trooper rui

Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.

by BVHeck on Dec 11, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The PROCESS

Trust it.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 11, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

nice footnote from Mo/TLR on how to add mid-season value with Miles, Winn and Sup

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Dec 11, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Allard Baird and Dayton Moore

might be the worst 1-2 punch in the MLB GM history. There is an obvious reason why KC sucks.

Cardinals fan from Korea

by FreeRedbird on Dec 12, 2010 2:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey it's a beautiful weekend in LA and I have to study!

Yay!

I guess I could have not drank last night and studied so I could do something today. But we all know that’s not happening

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

Nice day here in Wisconsin as well...

if you like blizzards.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 11, 2010 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah in south IL

its supposed to be – tom

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Dec 11, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Super day in Bangkok - bit of local color - got up early this a.m and made some chilled fruit juice. . .

combination of orange, papaya and mango. Girl friend refused to drink it. “Only drink cold juice in the summer.” Temperature outside is about 90 degrees. . . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Dec 11, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

I was just watchiing No Reservations (sucks to be me) in Thailand. Seems like a great place to visit. And not just because of the obvious.

by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Great place to do time. If you come this way, beverage of choice is on me - at the Home Run Bar of Bangkok

Google it – the one baseball oasis even in run by a White Sox fan. . .

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Dec 11, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice day in england to, if you like...

OH NO WAIT. This is england. the weather is permashit

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 11, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh like your face

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats not what your mother said

But saying that, she won’t have had a clear view from down there…

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 11, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I make an exception for Rui's mother

She’s quite manly after all.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 11, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Just in the hands

everything else is smoking hot

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Huge Va.....wait a minute

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Shouldn't you be lighting fires in protest somewhere?

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, its cold outside

Plus i don’t agree with the faux-anarchist pretend-deeper-meaning rioting BS.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 11, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit

So much for posting a clever picture. Not a good start for posting images.

by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

SBN'd

it happens

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 11, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

aranathor, I'm as anglophile as they come;

but brits complaining about weather is pretty much like us complaining about petrol prices.

I see that your media are currently whining about a week when temperatures fell below 20 degrees Fahrenheit every night.

And here’s a nifty piece (from Wikipedia, to be sure) about the Heat Wave of 1976 when “The temperature reached 80°F (26.7°C) every day between 22 June and 16 July” and “For 15 consecutive days from 23 June to 7 July inclusive, temperatures reached 90°F (32.2°C) somewhere in England on each of these 15 days. Furthermore, five days saw temperatures exceed 95°F (35°C). On 28 June, temperatures reached 35.6°C (96.1°F) in Southampton, the highest June temperature recorded in the UK.”

Puh-leeze.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 11, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, thats the point

complainin about the weather is a national pastime, its our equivalent of baseball.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 11, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

17-22 inches
Variously described as Snowmaggedon and Snowmygawd, the biggest snowstorm to hit the Twin Cities since the Halloween storm a generation ago whited out — and pretty much paralyzed — the metro area and much of the rest of central and southern Minnesota on Saturday.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 1:46 AM EST up reply actions  

they even cancelled the no fun leagues hangegg game

apparently the metrodome’s roof is busted along with the giants being stuck in KC

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm so glad people read my comments...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 1:58 AM EST up reply actions  

i did read it dude

i was just repeating it & adding the part about the roof because troy aikman is talking about it on twitter

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 2:05 AM EST up reply actions  

It's fucking showing here. Shut up

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 11, 2010 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

snowing

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 11, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

24C

in LA, 25C in San Tan Valley AZ (Phoenix). Love these high pressure systems. No change in sight either. Don’t have to study, so the decision matrix is drink last night, then take a pick for the next day.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Dec 11, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

A beer, you owe me one.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 11, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

beltre is not finding a home

I assume there will be plenty of takers if the price starts to fall but it would be nice to get Boras to try another one year deal. As we have no money for a long term contract — this would be a nice “win now” play. Why not since we went all-in on Berkman.

Just win

by The Duke on Dec 11, 2010 4:42 PM EST reply actions  

Once the Cardinals get that printing press in...

…they can afford Beltre.

"Don't turn off the TV if we've still got bats in our hands." - Dusty Baker

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 11, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

don't get

i like heroin - prophetjohn

by vivaelpujols on Dec 11, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

to print money

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Dec 11, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Still wonder if the game plan of the FO is to make a lot of noise about signing APU and then letting him walk reasonsing the team (meaning the bottom line) is better off . .. .

. . . with three or four serviceable players for $7-8 million rather than Albert

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Dec 11, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

there’s a kyle lohse edition of this waiting to be written that would make me stop laughing instantly however…

Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.

by BVHeck on Dec 11, 2010 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh.

Not as funny as Danup

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Dec 12, 2010 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

No

i like heroin - prophetjohn

by vivaelpujols on Dec 12, 2010 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

FESPN

Jayson Stark concern trolls the Cardinals

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 11, 2010 5:03 PM EST reply actions  

Could be worse

At least Albert is still productive

cough Jeter cough

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 11, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Photoshop challenge in Stark's article:

“They might as well just slap his face on that little red cardinal they sew onto every uniform, because Sir Albert embodies this team more than any logo, more than any ad campaign, more than all 24 other players on their roster combined.”

by BCinVA on Dec 11, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't know where these munbers come from

i also read an article recently that stated the cardinals had a $76 or $78MM payroll in 2009. it’s been pretty consistently around the $90-100MM range the last several years

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

$94 mil last year

$88 mil in ’09
$99 mil in ’08

Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.

by BVHeck on Dec 11, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

would it be 113 without the deferred payments?

that makes no sense, but that’s the only way 113 makes sense

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 11, 2010 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

the team includes deferred payments in current payroll

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

i know that

i’m just wondering if it is Starky math. 113 makes no sense

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Dec 12, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

random tidbit: did you guys know Tyler Greene is represented by Boras?

I never knew that. Strikes me as odd, frankly.

Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.

by BVHeck on Dec 11, 2010 5:55 PM EST reply actions  

He was a 1st round pick

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

This

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Dec 11, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Scott Boras represents a lot of first round picks?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Boras represents quite a few first round picks if you haven't noticed.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Dec 11, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

See Shaun Boyd, Chris Lembert and Justin Pope

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Dec 11, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry

It would have made a lot more sense if I posted the picture correctly. It appears I’m having a bad night.

by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

It's okay, everyone has a bad day now and then.

We’re bringing in Aaron Miles to replace you.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 11, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

no one deserves that

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 11, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we get overflow for this thread?

My computer’s getting bogged down by all the comments

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

look, a wiseguy

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

don't you mean bogged down by the LACK of comments?

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 11, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

who knew VEB would one day get a life

well, at least parts of VEB

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 11, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

it's the offseason

from april to october, though, this place is rockin’ pretty much every day

/captain obvious

/f’n zoomzoom

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 11, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay - new subject

Let’s say TLR gets his way and Ryan and Rasmus get traded – what could we get for a double-trade? I’m looking KC’s way for Greinke.

by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

+1

and with albert’s new contract on the horizon at some point, it would be hard to pay him, holliday & greinke all at the same time.

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 11, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Is the general consensus that TLR is chafing to rid himself of R & R options?

An optimist is a man who upon discovering that a rose smells better than a cabbage concludes it will make better soup.

HL Mencken

by akaitori on Dec 11, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

greinke would put the payroll at $120MM

also the reply button

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

inflation takes us from $94MM to $120MM in one year?

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, it's a stretch.

Fact is, the Werth signing has pretty spoiled the market. I’m just trying to think about creative ways about making the best of a bad situation.

by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

what bad situation?

having a young, cheap, uber-talented centerfielder under team control for four more years?

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

theres pretty much no excuse to call ourselves a mid-market team

number 1 TV ratings? number 4 attendence? c’mon, lets spend some goddamn money.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 11, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

What would you do if you were Mo and you had a $1

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 11, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

25 million payroll?

Orlando Hudson?

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 11, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, those are gaudy numbers ...

But the TV number doesn’t mean that more people watched the Cards than any other team – it means that the Cards pulled the largest percentage of their (relatively small) market.

I haven’t seen Forbes numbers for 2010, but for 2009 they had the Cards ranked 10th in revenues, and 24th in operating income – that is, net profit.

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 11, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

because albert pujols

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Dec 11, 2010 10:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

jam of the day, Fall For Your Type - Jamie Fox

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by gdm426 on Dec 11, 2010 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

mlbtr article

linky

maybe the keeping boog hype wasn’t meant to be after all.

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 11, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME

Why would they trade away JJ Hardy and then trade for Brendan Ryan?!? Money?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

it's the mustache

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

boog for hardy straight up!

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

oh wait

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

SHIT

noooooooooooo

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Dec 11, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

what the hell?

who do we get in return then?

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Dec 11, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Just because they're interested doesn't mean that a trade's gonna work out

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Example, Boog to the Padres

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 11, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

and pirates & orioles

hope the twins sign nishioka then…

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 11, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

let's hope so

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Dec 11, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The same they were 20 minutes ago?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

How hard is it to trade Ryan if both parties want it to happen...

any one of about 40 prospects will fit the bill, like, you know, Miguel Sano or somebody.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 11, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Mauer or nothing else!

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 11, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Forget that

he’s bred and buttered Minnesotan

by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

sure he's not a yooper?

(referencing this)

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 11, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

woo Miguel Sano

fuckin’ do it!

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 11, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously

if we can pull Miguel Sano out of Boog, I would be fine with it.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 11, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly how long has Sano been inside Boog?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 12, 2010 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

what do they have in the low minors?

we all know MO’s giving Boog away, i hope he at least gets more than a bag of balls for him

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 11, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Be careful who you make fun of

people keep thinking I’m either Minnesota or Montana (I’m an expat living in the DC area). I’m exhausted from explaining to east-coasters that BOTH St. Louis and Kansas City exist in Missouri.

by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

Who the fuck cares...

what east coasters know and don’t know. I never even heard of Wilmington, Delaware, turns out it’s a big ass city. Do Wilmingtonians care that I don’t know about them? No.

Also, the reply button.

Lohse has a no-trade clause. Please tell your friends.

by guayzimi on Dec 11, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

wilmington?

more like shutupington

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

More like wontington

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 11, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just saying

don’t be surprised to know that you’re in the minority. Not that the majority knows any better. By the way, in the 10 years I’ve been living in the DC area I’ve never known anyone from Delaware. An unrelated note: John Mabry was from Wilmington.

by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Delaware. We're in...

Delaware.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 11, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

We've got a sales guy in Rehoboth Beach.

We pull out that reference often. He’s never amused by it.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 11, 2010 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If you really want to get a negative reaction

talk about how Rehoboth is widely known as a “gay” beach. Which is the common understanding. Not that there’s anything wrong with gays. Or beaches. Or both;.

by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

i fucken HATE em

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

beaches, that is

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 11, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Rehoboth

the poor step-child of Ocean City, Maryland.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 12, 2010 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

HAY!!!!!!

The MooCow is from Wilmington!!!

:=8P

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Dec 12, 2010 3:21 AM EST up reply actions  

RESPECT for Mah Blue Hens!!!

:=8O

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Dec 12, 2010 3:21 AM EST up reply actions  

You pretty much hit it on the head.

Over here, using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.

by peppermartin on Dec 11, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

there's a kid on my college baseball team from canada

and we give him crap all the time about saying “eh”.

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 11, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

you could only hope to be mistaken as being from montana.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 11, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Giants trapped in Kansas City

no, not those Giants.

trapped in KCI.

hey cool. sbn covers it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 11, 2010 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

they're also firing up their van

it’s all different, but it’s all the same.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 11, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright late night VEB confessional is in order

first on the list: things we are not proud of

Exhibit A: Tomcat has payed money to see A New Found Glory 3 times and only once was for a girl

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

Woo!

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 11, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

f'n SBN'd

bah

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 11, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

granted was was the Warp Tour but they got their cut too

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 11, 2010 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Exhibit B:

I may fancy Rui…

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 11, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

well, she is kind of cute.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 11, 2010 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

rui's mom? smokin'.

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 12, 2010 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Awwwwwww yeahhhhhh

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 12, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't get ahead of yourself

you’ve got plenty of competition

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

like....

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

You for a start Y2S

[/joke]

Nah, there are plenty of guys i know who i’d take ahead of Rui. But you know, its more a ‘if i had the chance’ thing.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

i was going for

your pre-occupation with his mother

there’s probably some ancient Greek term for it. they were a twisted lot.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

wait wait wait

so if there were a chance
are you saying there’s a chance?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

No, i'm saying if there WERE a chance

they guys got a fiancé and as much as i like ruining / taking advantage of relationships…

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

oh, i meant in general

i knew you were above reproach

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 1:13 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm guessing surprise butt sex

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 1:31 AM EST up reply actions  

oh that's just so perfect

i don’t see how it’s nsfw tho

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 1:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Sarcasm

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 1:41 AM EST up reply actions  

got it, i love it, i love it so very much

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

oh come on

you dropped your soap

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 8:33 AM EST up reply actions  

this is an interesting turn for VEB

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 12, 2010 2:50 AM EST up reply actions  

i have never heard of this band. Is that a plus for me?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 11, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's Not Your Fault you Forget Everything

but i’m guessing You Don’t Wanna Know. and that’s fine, i choose My Friends Over You every time

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

ya, that means nothing to me. Probably recognize it if I hard it, and I'm not going to youtube on my phone.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 12, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

they're a lot like Blink182, i just named their 4 best songs

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

they are sugar coated pop punk of the first order

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 12, 2010 3:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Exhibit C:

I deeply regret not getting into late 90’s / early 00’s music when i had the chance and am only now getting into it, which is annoying cause i was growing up when this music was ‘IT’.

E.g. Eminem, Gorillaz, other shit

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 11, 2010 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

are the Gorillaz still together?

they only had like 3 good songs, i wouldn’t worry about missing out on them the first time around

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but i'm diggin' their two good songs right now

but didn’t when i was younger. Really, this applies more to eminem than gorrilaz.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Em had a few good tunes 10 years ago

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Del the funky homosapien did his best work elsewhere

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 12, 2010 3:36 AM EST up reply actions  

yup

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 12, 2010 4:28 AM EST up reply actions  

RR WTF is up with Gonzaga? what happened to them?

will they even win the WCC?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 11, 2010 11:51 PM EST reply actions  

i think they run away with the wcc

And nobody wants to see them in the tournament. If I have another beer,I might buy that argument myself.

I’m on my phone so forgive any double p posts please.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 11, 2010 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

or something stronger

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

See below.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 12, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

I stopped drinking beer at about 12am

it is now 5am.

Why do i ahve deja vu?

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

my dog was c completely freaked out last night

I’ve been up since three. I’m piety much punch drunk at this point.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 12, 2010 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

i've seen every loss they've had this year & they look nothing like the Gonzaga's of the past

i don’t think anyone is scarred of them, if anything they’ll forget all about them. if they do go deep in the tourney they’ll be considered a big Cinderella.

of course it’s december & all that could change. i’m just surprised at their play

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

you and me both. Apparently if you play the zags,

You automatically hit 60% of your three pointers.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 12, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Gonzaga lost all their marquee players as well.

Losing Austin Daye as well as others really hurt them. They will be fine, but they will probably suck this year and be great for the next 4 or so.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Dec 12, 2010 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm so far out of the loop on college bball it's not even funny

i’m usually way more informed than i am now, i know Duke is probably a lot better than they were last year. but that’s about all i know

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 1:43 AM EST up reply actions  

isn't even close to the truth.

They lost a huge group of seniors two years ago in including daye at the time. Last season they only lost one senior,Bouldi. Harris has been playing like ass, but him and Sacre were projected to be one of the best front courts in CBB this year. That hasn’t happened yet.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 12, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

My stop is out on cough syrup with codein.

On a side note,I just found out that theres codein in the house.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 12, 2010 12:00 AM EST reply actions  

Stop is supposed to read so

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 12, 2010 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

that is actually related.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 12, 2010 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah, Azru has hippos

that one’s elephants. Tottally different species and physiology

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

big ugly and grey

Kind of like rui’s mom.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 12, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

nothing from there will ever be used inappropriately

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey TC....are rockies tickets o on sale yet?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 12, 2010 12:02 AM EST reply actions  

yes single game tickets are for sure

special packages are released over the next several months

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 12, 2010 3:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I've got to go find a charger for this phone.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 12, 2010 12:15 AM EST reply actions  

Looked inside Rui's mother?

She’s usually full of stuff

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

that was where i think i left mine

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 12, 2010 3:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Found a charger but no outlet close to me. I'm out. You all have a good night.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 12, 2010 12:23 AM EST reply actions  

Better looking:

Olivia Munn or Kate Middleton?

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 12, 2010 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

Although i am far from qualified to comment on such things

Munn is better looking, if only because the only pictures i can find of Kate Middleton are with that royal cock-end.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Alright, here's one better suited for you. We'll go with superhero actors

Chris Evans or Ryan Reynolds?

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 12, 2010 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, i tried, no need to get sarky.

And, on those two guys… niether they both look like douchbags. I prefer my guys of the non-fake-tan variety.

Try Stuart Broad.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Not snarky at all.

Legit. You obviously weren’t around for the Schumaker-Azru love affair of spring 2009. Was a touch one sided.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 12, 2010 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Although Sarky and Snarky have similar meanings

Sarky is more ‘sarcastic’ whereas snarky is more ‘bitchy’, hence i wasn’t trying to be too offensive.

But anyway, i never saw the Schumaker thing, literally, i don’t think he’s that attractive. Now, Waino on the other hand, that smile could melt icebergs…

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

everyone loves Skippy

to bad for him most would rather just look at him instead of watching him play

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

A cricket player, I take it.

I know nothing about that sport.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 12, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't mean you can't appreciate him

He’s kinda like a reverse Babe Ruth, great bowler and not too shabby with the bat either. Also he’s blond, got that naive ‘eton-boy, private school’ look and well… need i go on?

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

No; he's certainly attractive.

I just don’t have any idea what cricket was. I got sidetracked by the paddles.

(Much like rui’s mom.)

(Congrats to USC’s vball team tonight. #twitter)

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 12, 2010 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

to be honest

i don’t know what “naive ‘eton-boy, private school’” means or at least looks like without looking the guy up

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 12, 2010 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

You probably wouldn't get it anyway.

It just means he looks unlearned in the ways of the world, even though he probably is because he plays a sport at an international level, but still. Any picture of him not on a cricket pitch he looks, kinda like Joe Mauer looks when not playing Baseball, a little lost / unsure.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

guy ingenue?

and don’t be fooled by Dreamy Joe. beneath the boyish exterior is the pragmatic machinery that looks at 20 inches of snow and finds it normal. and probably a reason to have hot dish.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

private joke's that he's dreamy

because the other versions died of exposure

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Just Middleton

Link

She might be one of the prettiest people I’ve ever seen. Always dressing classy helps as well.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 12, 2010 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

good pic, she's a pretty lass

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Based purely on looks and similar pictures

(and trying to find a picture of Munn where she DOESN’T look like a slag is quite hard)

i reckon its a dead heat. Middleton looks a bit too much like a scouse mother down the pound-shop on a weekend. Albeit a little classier. And Munn just doesn’t look overly attractive when she isn’t wearing just underwear and sprawled across a motorbike or something. Don’t get me wrong, i know plenty of people who would fancy her if they saw her in real life, but in comparison to Middleton, nothing special.

Skip Schumaker is not a scapegoat.
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Dec 12, 2010 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

that is the opinion I have heard about her from people who have met her in person

they say she is really photogenic, and a German/Vietnamese heritage gives her an interesting look that translates better to 2D

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 12, 2010 3:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Kate, Munn is only TV pretty, meaning she's just normal but on TV looks smoking hot

also i’m convinced if she wasn’t on TV talking like a dude she wouldn’t be popular. she’s as fake as fake can be & that’s so unattractive

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I definitely think she's fake

but she’s also better at that than any of the other fools that have tried to take her place on AOTS. Also, we’ll get to see if she can act at all this January when her sitcom on NBC comes out.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 12, 2010 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

i totally agree, Carrie Keagan was the only one who was as good as she was on AOTS

i think Munn has over played her hand here & will be looking to get back to AOTS by spring or summer. i don’t think she can act, i’ve seen a lot of clips of her new show & it’s not good.

i would totally hook up with her though. she is hot, just not as hot as so many guys think she is.

and i had no idea who Kate was till i googled her. i totally thought that price got married a long time ago

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Munn was absolutely horrific on The Daily Show when she first started

she got better after several appearances but her timing is still off. I don’t hold out much hope for a comedy named “Perfect Couples”.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 12, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

i haven't seen her on the daily show yet but that's exactly what everyone told me

she’s terrible, but getting better

i could be way wrong, but i doubt perfect couples will air all 13 of their episodes let alone get a back 9 or a season 2. nothing ive seen from it looks even remotely watchable

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by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

i personally don't think either one is that attractive

but if i had to pick one, kate.

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.
KEEP BRENDAN RYAN.
SIGN BENGIE MOLINA.

by zoomzoomj88 on Dec 12, 2010 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

definitely Munn

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 12, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Olivia Munn isn't even the hottest Munn around right now, make mine Allison

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by TomCat009 on Dec 12, 2010 3:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Aight - UFC fights are over.

Time to do a little reading (Memories of Ice by Steven Erikson) and then bed. I’m re-reading the series to get to Dust of Dreams (book 9) only about 4300 more pages to go to get to the 1250 page book.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Dec 12, 2010 12:41 AM EST reply actions  

talks with the twins for boog

Must start with mauer. I mean we “need” a backup catcher.

by rumors on Dec 12, 2010 12:41 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

yeah

but we’ll probably have to throw in Lance Lynn or something

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Dec 12, 2010 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

He can play second...

I mean, everyone can play second!

Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.

by mtzxc on Dec 12, 2010 2:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Boog will get traded to Seattle for some minor league pitcher

mark my words!

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 13, 2010 2:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Annnnnd I am drunk

Aranathor you’re not allowed to take advantage of me

…everybody else, you’re okay

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 12, 2010 2:04 AM EST reply actions  

you're finance is one lucky gal

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 12, 2010 2:05 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i feel a little awkward after reading through the last hour's worth of comments

…how bout that juan castro contract?

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 12, 2010 2:52 AM EST reply actions  

who?

i like heroin - prophetjohn

by vivaelpujols on Dec 12, 2010 2:59 AM EST up reply actions  

some guy who's gonna play for the didgers next year

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Dec 12, 2010 3:03 AM EST up reply actions  

a 38 year old with a .228/.268/.327 career line?

why is adam everett out of work?

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 12, 2010 3:48 AM EST up reply actions  

were you refering to this one?

“Tulo and Mauer TOGETHER that more valuable than Tex but certainly not seperately.”

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by TomCat009 on Dec 12, 2010 4:08 AM EST up reply actions  

That issue is very contentious the externalities of contracts are so difficult to quantify

The problem is that too many of the writers on Fangraphs take a “let me hit you with some knowledge” tone but are dealing with a group of commenters who range from those who know more than the writers do, to the horridly misinformed leading to a rather uneven overall effect

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by TomCat009 on Dec 12, 2010 4:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

i like heroin - prophetjohn

by vivaelpujols on Dec 12, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Iiiiiii feel like Aranathor right now

WHAT UP VEB

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Dec 12, 2010 4:31 AM EST reply actions  

you are a gay teenage Englishmen?

Holy shit, for your fiance’s sake, stop drinking….

DONNIE FUCKING JONES FOR PRO BOWL!

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 12, 2010 4:36 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Gilbert O'Sullivan had sadder words than "It might have been!"

here

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 12, 2010 4:36 AM EST up reply actions  

stupid

SBN

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 12, 2010 4:39 AM EST up reply actions  

So is it worng that everytime I drive past this place on my way home from work

I hear some form of Monty Python in my head?

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Dec 12, 2010 4:48 AM EST reply actions  

Tatis

might be an interesting guy to sign to a minor league deal and give a spring invite. If he bombs out let him go if not send him to memphis as depth.

by nybirdfan on Dec 12, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember how good Tatis was in 1999

and while I loved him then and he seemed like a nice guy when I met him at the 2000 ballbeque, I wouldn’t want him anymore.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Dec 12, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

It was a blast driving to work today

The roads were not horrible but visibility sucks right now

by FlimtotheFlam on Dec 12, 2010 7:41 AM EST reply actions  

expanding on the handegg

the Metrodome roof has apparently completely collapsed, per FESPN

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 8:35 AM EST reply actions  

or "it didn't collapse! it ... partially deflated"

http://twitpic.com/3f9x3n

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

better, blurry picture

http://twitpic.com/3f9pjn

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Weather Channel is covering this live

Exciting.

Brendan Ryan is still a St. Louis Cardinal.
Aaron Miles is not.

by TBender on Dec 12, 2010 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

but lucrative

I’m guessing they’re pulling monster ratings

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Dec 12, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

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