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To a backup catcher, signing elsewhere

We saw you, Pags, in Tony's face
A gritty glimmer in his eye
We faced you with a gritty sigh.

To-day we see a change has come
As Colorado brings you home
And puts you at your threshold, down
Catching in a minors town.

Smart lad, to latch on now away
To fans who've never seen you play
For strangely though your favor massed
It withered quicker than I'd guessed...

Star-divide

Your gritty window has been shut
Though shocked I was when you were cut
For backup catchers have careers
That stoke a birdo's greatest fears.

Now you will not swell the rout
In late innings, making outs
Runners whose on-base outran
When rallies died ahead of plan.

So set, before your hustle fades
Out somewhere where you'll be paid
To someplace new, and butter-up
The guy who draws the rosters up

And round your gritty, gritty head
Will complain Purple Row instead
And at the center of that crowd
You'll find your savior, Dan O'Dowd 

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We may have lost Pags

But theres still plenty of time to sign Miles or Suppan to a 3 year 30 million dollar contract.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Nov 30, 2010 7:02 AM EST reply actions  

Very nicely done

Obviously TLR is not the only one who sees something in Pags. I’d love to hear a scout explain why he has so much upward momentum. Is it the genes? because if his name was John Smith, I think he’d be in AA.

I’d like to see the Cards go after Martin if he becomes available — I think we’ll only see Molina in 120 games this year and would like to have a strong backup

Just win

by The Duke on Nov 30, 2010 7:02 AM EST reply actions  

One quibble.

If his name were John Smith, I think he would be out of baseball.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

this is where the crazy nicknames come in

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

"Excuse me, I'm John Smith!"

“John Smith 1882?”
“My mistake!”

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Nov 30, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Outstanding job, DanUp.

I hope the Bryan Anderson Back-Up Catcher Era will provide more hope in those dimly lit, extra inning games next season.

As do Yadi’s knees.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Nov 30, 2010 8:11 AM EST reply actions  

kudos to "A.E." DanUp

     Pags is “dying” as far as the Cardinal bloodline is concerned.
     Anybody else surprised to see Torrealba signed by Texas? For some reason I thought he was the Cardinals’ target for a backup 40-50 game performer. Backup catcher to me is a crucial signing this offseason. Yadi is showing signs of breaking down and they need someone TLR is willing to play for 40 games or so.
     On another note, Leach quotes Mo on the team’s website as saying they can start the season with what they have now, but the roster may look different in six or seven weeks. Just posturing, or is he planning another scavenger hunt through everybody else’s leftovers?

by vinniefromjersey on Nov 30, 2010 8:46 AM EST reply actions  

I love half-rhymes

ceterum censeo, delendo est Joe Strauss

by alberich on Nov 30, 2010 8:49 AM EST reply actions  

Looks like Bartlett could be traded any day now...

What’s the likelihood Mo and the Cards snatch him? We seem to have what they want.

Padres' RFL for GG!

by stxcardsfan on Nov 30, 2010 8:55 AM EST reply actions  

Skip likely won't be replaced.

Boog is in the organization’s crosshairs.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Bartlett at short, Ryan at second, Skip to the bench?

I think Bartlett will be a bounce back candidate this year especially considering he had some injury issues last year and never really got regular playing time. Plus wouldn’t he be in the final year of arb, so basically a 1 yr 5 mil deal for a guy who was an all star as little as a season ago? So long as we don’t give up a lot I can’t think of a better upgrade than that.

by lopey986 on Nov 30, 2010 10:18 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Boog is perhaps the best SS in baseball...

why move him to 2B? I like Bartlett well enough, but I don’t see why he would bump Ryan to 2B. If Ryan is in the lineup he better be at short!

Jimmy Ballgame for 2011 RFer!!!

by cardzfanbub on Nov 30, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd go after Barlett...

..if he were 3 years younger.

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Nov 30, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Boog is perhaps the best SS in baseball…

Defense is only part of playing baseball, and a comparatively smaller part than offense. Brendan F. Ryan is most certainly not “perhaps the best SS in baseball.” Not even close.

No one ever says, “From 2004-2007 Adam Everett was perhaps the best SS in baseball” and even then, Boog has yet to display the consistent league-averageish performance Everett had during those years.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Nov 30, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

agreed

I’m sure there was an implied “defensive” in the poster’s comment, but as much as I love Boog, even in a bounce back year he’ll probably only be a 2 win player, maybe 2.5 if lucky. There are certainly more valuable players at shortstop out there.

by mattyp on Nov 30, 2010 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

leaves us with

Drew
Pennington
Escobar
Uribe
Escobar
Scutaro
Gonzalez

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Nov 30, 2010 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

and he's apparently not available

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

leaves us with

Drew
Pennington
Escobar (just guessing toronto won’t move him)
Uribe
Scutaro
Gonzalez


CAN I SAY YAWN OR WHAT?

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Nov 30, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

boog is a 4+ WAR player

if he puts up a .740 OPS (basically what he did in 2009) over 600 PA’s.

+10 defense at SS is extremely valuable.

by SleepyCA on Nov 30, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

it's weird how people still undervalue boog's defense, or are just ignorant to it

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It's also weird

To call a guy the best short stop in baseball based on his defense. There’s rarely a middle ground when it comes to Ryan, at least that’s what I’ve noticed. People either love his D and ignore his offense or hate his offense and ignore his defensive contributions.

by lopey986 on Nov 30, 2010 2:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

no one said that he is the best shortstop in baseball

he is the best defensive shortstop in baseball, however (or top tier anyway).

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

anyways, the point being that he is so good at defense he is better than many mediocre shortstops even when he hits really ineffectively

he will probably hit better next year too, so he could be 2 WAR or more

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

IF....

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Nov 30, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and if he doesn't, he's still more valuable than most players we could get at SS

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Boog is basically

Ozzie Smith without the offense. Compare their dWARs. Very similar.
Lets compromise and be generous. Boog is 1/2 of the best SS in baseball.

by JWO on Nov 30, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

is Tulo the best?

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Tulo is better...

Hanley is a drama king.

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Nov 30, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd take Tulo

And it looks like the Rockies would too.

by JWO on Nov 30, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Twice in four years...

torn quad and a pitch off the wrist… He doesn’t seem particularly fragile.

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Nov 30, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I would be especially...

worried about the wrist, but then he came back and gave Babe Ruth a run for the best September in history. But I get your point…. Hanley also seems stockier and more likely to lose range.

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Nov 30, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He also sliced open his hand smashing a bat a few years ago

But that falls more in the “freak incident” category, along with the broken wrist from the HBP.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Tulo is a better franchise face, for sure

Not sure I’m ready to call him the better player yet, especially since he plays in Coors and Hanley plays in Sun Life or whatever they call that stadium now.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

isn't Hanley a poor defender?

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

well, yeah

but I’d rather have a complete player

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know, really

UZR and +/- agree that he was pretty average in 2008 and 2009, but then fell off a huge cliff last year for some reason. I have no idea what his actual talent level is.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd take Tulo for the D + great offense

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

This is not scientific at all

But Tulo also seems better equipped to move to third base at the end of this long contract than Hanley would be. He just fits the mold better, for what that’s worth (which is nothing, really).

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel as though Hanley will end up making an A-Rod-esque switch to 3rd soon

not to accommodate another premier SS, but rather because his defense is steadily becoming a liability. Therefore, I think within two years or so, this argument might be irrelevant. I’d put my money on Tulo long-term as the Rockies have.

That said, I think Hanley is the more gifted offensive player of the two.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Nov 30, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, Hanley is one of the best hitters in baseball, it's just weird that he plays at SS

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember that dWAR is compared to league average and Ozzie and Brendan played in different eras...

The average league range factor per 9 innings in 1982 was 5.01, when Ozzie’s was 5.87. In 2010, Boog’s range factor per nine innings was 5.01, when the league average was 4.31.

In any event, just for fun, these are the shortstops Boog was “1/2 of” last season, according to fWAR value (which, of course, gives full credit to Boog’s defense):

Jerry Hairston
Marco Scutaro
Jamey Carroll
Yunel Escobar

  

by Willie McGee's Twin on Nov 30, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Hence the last line...
If Ryan is in the lineup he better be at short!

Jimmy Ballgame for 2011 RFer!!!

by cardzfanbub on Nov 30, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

why the fuck would you play bartlett at short?

pardon my french and all, but why would you put him at second?

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not saying it'd be my preference

But it’s no secret the organization isn’t happy with Ryan’s offense at shortstop. I’d think they’d be a lot more amenable to his offensive numbers playing a position such as second base compared to shortstop. As much as everyone loves to spout WAR and UZR and the like it’s still pretty evident a lot of those on the inside don’t buy into it and are still old school.

by lopey986 on Nov 30, 2010 2:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

are second baseman known to not hit as well as shortstops?

in the past, I’d say there were more good hitting second basemen than good hitting shortstops. perhaps things have changed, I dunno.

But, everyone knows that shortstop is THE premium defensive position, so you play your best defender there (unless you have hanley ramirez)

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Hanley (and Jeter)

Those guys don’t get moved because:
1) Their 2nd basemen aren’t any better defensively
2) They have no capable replacements to move them off the position (and justify moving the second baseman somewhere else)

I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Calvin, Scientific Progress Goes "Boink", Watterson

by Solanus on Nov 30, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

His offense is unbearable at SS, but more acceptable at 2B?

That doesn’t make any sense. I haven’t seen anything about recent trends comparing the two positions, but the keystone has always been the more offensive-minded position.

I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Calvin, Scientific Progress Goes "Boink", Watterson

by Solanus on Nov 30, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

have you considered that he might be following you?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 9:08 AM EST reply actions  

Oof.

That’s cold, man.

by spants on Nov 30, 2010 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Going to be a long day

Woke up at 1am and could not fall back asleep. So I watched the first 5 episodes of “The Walking Dead”. Pretty good so far. I never understood though when people are fighting zombies that they don’t wear leather armor? It would be strong enough so they couldn’t bite through it and not heavy enough to slow you down to much.

by FlimtotheFlam on Nov 30, 2010 9:11 AM EST reply actions  

Wouldn't you need a leathersmith to make your leather armor?

I suppose you could kill deer or something and fashion your own leather armor, but, without Google, I wouldn’t even know where to begin…

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure zombies could bite through your leather chaps

They ripped open a horse in the walking dead, I’m fairly certain a horse’s hide is stronger than some motorcycle gear.

But Chuck from the video game Deadrising did wear a leather motorcycle jacket!

by lopey986 on Nov 30, 2010 10:15 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Still

If zombies can rip a horse apart they can’t bite through your leather? And I’d think hard leather would indeed weigh you down a bit much.

Really, anyone could dominate a zombie 1 on 1, easy. It’s when you end up in the middle of 50 of them, wear all the armor you want but you’ll end up on the ground getting ripped apart.

by lopey986 on Nov 30, 2010 10:20 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Kevlar could at least save your ass...

from that zombie sneak attack waiting in that seemingly mundane broom closet you’re about to open.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Nov 30, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I haven't seen much

kevlar neck and head armor though, and that seems to be their favorite place to attack. You would need some sort of medieval chain mail hoodie.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Nov 30, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

It just so happens...

Christian Audigier is developing a new line of medieval chain mail hoodies as we speak.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Nov 30, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget

rule #4, double tap.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Cracked.com has some entertaining articles about Zombie attacks

Reasons Why A Zombie Attack Would Fail

Why A Zombie Attack Could Happen

Survival Tactics That Will Kill You

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Nov 30, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Also.

Iconic Movie Characters v. Zombies

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Nov 30, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

or how they walk past the dead troops and don't snag a few m16s?

sorry for the spoilers. i want to start a Walking Dead fanpost discussion

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Nov 30, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Woul1 main reason

would be to simply annoy cubs fans. He has a great nick name in the riot. He’d be better than miles. Honestly I think he’d be better than allot of the middle infield help that is out there for the money.

"Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero"

by elirock83 on Nov 30, 2010 9:29 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

one problem

Yadi can’t pick off his own teammate.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Love my new phone can u tell

"Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero"

by elirock83 on Nov 30, 2010 9:31 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Theriot is not good.

.286 wOBA with a .305 BABIP last season.

Brendan Ryan had a .256 wOBA with a .253 BABIP last season. At least one might anticipate some improvement next year from Boog on batted balls alone.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Look, we all would like to see Skip replaced.

But at this point, I think it’s best if we just assume Skip will start all 162 games at 2nd, put up a .235 wOBA and somehow makes 85 errors while only getting to balls hit directly at him. That way, at least we can be pleasantly surprised.

by dronemc on Nov 30, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I would rather have neither, but certainly don't want both.

Since we already have Skip, and I assume Skip isn’t going anywhere, I would like to stay away from Theriot.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

And Ryan can play an exceptional SS with likely equal to or better offensive production.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Theriot's career wOBA is actually better than Uribe's

fwiw (and he’s played less time)

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Ryan Theriot is a bit worse that Jason Bartlett,

and he’s free. He’s a sure-handed second baseman. Why not?

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Nov 30, 2010 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

If he is a FA and we offer him a contract and he accepts it,

he plays for that contract, not an arbitration-decided salary.

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Nov 30, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh...

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Nov 30, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

What are you, a wizard?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Nov 30, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I made a comment about Theriot last night

I’m from the future (well, I read that fangraphs article last night too)

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

hey it's politics

Cardinals baseball politics

have at.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 9:27 AM EST reply actions  

(this is actually P-D, but since it's a feed, it might have a better chance of, oh, staying online longer.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

i can't do the math at all

apparently this is re: 2 mill.
that’s like a bench player or two.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Who needs actual documentation...

when an honorable, forthright citizen like Bill DeWitt is running things?

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Nov 30, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

who purchased the13%?

Blessed are they who are pleasant to blog with....

by spfldbird on Nov 30, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what I wanna know.

I never heard about this

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You didn't hear?

A bunch of VEBers pooled their nickels… They later discovered that owning 13% of a baseball team doesn’t get you a free hot dog, let alone a say in how things are run. Hence Miles et al…

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Nov 30, 2010 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

so THAT'S what happened to the Viva El Bar money

bastards

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, it was a group of Cards Talkers...

Which explains Miles et al.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The fact that city officials haven't even checked on this deal

is amazing. With that type of money involved, you keep tabs on fulfillment. It doesn’t matter if Mother Teresa owned the Cardinals.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Nov 30, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

or they're waiting till the $2m is earmarked for.... pie....

then they’ll ask for it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

This isn't even the 10th most "amazing" oversight the St. Louis City Government has committed within the past 3 years.

I think you may be grossly overestimating both the competence and ethics of governments in general.

by dronemc on Nov 30, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

no i'm not.

local government, no matter how large the city, is incredibly twisted.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Nov 30, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

John Paul Stevens

has never seen his team win a WS…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 9:35 AM EST reply actions  

I've Always Liked...

The Boy with the Arab Strap, although I cowtinue to cowfuse them with Damon & Naomi…
:=8/

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Nov 30, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

questions MO, KJ

read a small tid bit on MLBtraderumors that Mo has said he wouldnt pursue type A guys who declined arb…someone explain that?

Isn’t kelly Johnson a FA? wouldnt he be better than bartlett, they have been rumored to eye him more than one occasion. Why not go get him…or then Hudson?

just seems to be maybe better options than bartlett

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Nov 30, 2010 11:16 AM EST reply actions  

He is arbitration eligible this year

but I can’t find anything that says he was offered arbitration. Yet, a number of sites list him as trade bait, so I’m assuming the D-backs did so.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It seems like it may be more of a celebration

that it’s now (almost) guaranteed that he WON’T be a member of our team…

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Nov 30, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

whoosh

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Cardinals' Rich Hill signing of 2012?

Jamie Moyer has Tommy John surgery, will sport a 68-mph fastball as a 2012 non-roster invitee

To that, I quote Mark E. Smith:

“I’m a fifty year old man
And I like it
I’m a fifty year old man
What’re you gonna do about it?”

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Nov 30, 2010 11:23 AM EST reply actions  

You forgot "and was considered finished" in between 1991 and seeks.

Also, he’s lefthanded ergo he’s just like a zombie.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

why not learn to throw right handed?

probably easy to beat that fastball he’s sporting.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Nov 30, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Mark E. Smith is the Man!

Two swans in front of his eyes
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It’s number one for his Kelly’s eye
Treble-six right over his eye

A big shot’s voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears

Bingo-Master’s Breakout! (x4)

All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout

Bingo-Master’s Breakout! (x4)

A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
[One hand drug and faces bright]

Bingo-Master’s Breakout! (x4)

Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to

Bingo-Master’s Breakout (x4)

A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There’s a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads

Bingo-Master’s Breakout!

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/features/story-of-the-song-bingo-masters-breakout-the-fall-1978-870494.html

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Nov 30, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

;=8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCFWuHNYflo

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Nov 30, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Live at the Witch Trials is a banger of an album.

Mark needs to haul his old ass back to the states once more.

“The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes.”

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Nov 30, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

But imagine what his offspeed will look like

That 30mph change-up will look like a big wiffle ball coasting across the plate. Exciting!

by JWO on Nov 30, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Is

this on other news outlets?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 12:21 PM EST reply actions  

he really does belong in STL until he wants to go

unti

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Nov 30, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Man I really hope that him and Cardinals get a deal done...

and not one that kills our team.

He has become the face of baseball (for me at least), and he has done the job splendidly. It would be a very sad day to see him in anything besides the Birds on the Bat.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Nov 30, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

How could it not kill the team?

It would be most helpful if he could learn to play a corner outfield spot or third base. A lot of offensive woes would be solved by putting some lunkhead masher like Adam Dunn at first.

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Nov 30, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

can't Miles play 3rd AND COF?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Nov 30, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet his beard could play one position.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Nov 30, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

..

I agree. Reading something like that reinforces how special he is.

hmm…Maybe we should send pies to Deidre

Blessed are they who are pleasant to blog with....

by spfldbird on Nov 30, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

babysitting.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

this is, naturally, complicated by the fact that we determined

VEB should never raise children

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I'm very responsible compared to the rest of you.

I do spend a lot of time in my basement (seems to be the VEB thing) but it is MY basement and I actually work and get paid for the time I spend there.

So all this is saying, I would be a very responsible baby sitter. And if it would keep Albert in St. Louis, I would do it for free. Yes! Problem solved.

Blessed are they who are pleasant to blog with....

by spfldbird on Nov 30, 2010 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

the only people i'd trust with kids around here are spants & cgirly

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

my feelings are hurt

Blessed are they who are pleasant to blog with....

by spfldbird on Nov 30, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

f'in gdm

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

my bad, i didn't mean to leave anyone out, i'm sure you're great with kids

spants & cgirly were the only ones i could think of off the top of my head who have been pro kid here

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm hurt

Fire John Mozeliak up a nice steak, or stake ( haven't decided)

by mattyfrommo on Nov 30, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

well you're family, and no one hurts family like family

so suck it up & rub some dirt on it bro

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm having kids?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoaaaaa come on bro I'm engaged

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

lets be real dude. you can't even get out of a BS traffic ticket. how are you going to raise a kid?

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Nov 30, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

if i do my math right, he's like one-fifth of RiverRat

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I hate this blog

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

oh come on

you know how i am with math

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

your honor, i present to you

exhibit A

the defense rests

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohhhh that was a good night

To be fair, my fiancee was there and sober. So at least 1 of us is responsible at all times

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

but you are not your fiancee & i don't know her so i can't say

that i would trust her with children either. she is marrying you after all

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

hey now

kids can always have safe fun with fireworks/other explosives

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Nov 30, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I had fireworks for toys

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

interesting agent name-drop

I mean uh thank you Albert please stay forever

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

f* it

I’m going to break out the butter and make a grilled cheese sandwich.

I am not sure why Colby would need any luck, but I’m hungry.

hmm. we might have some bacon…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 1:41 PM EST reply actions  

Bacon....

HARCORE

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

HARDCORE*

even

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

they're only bits

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That the Queen's English?

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe...

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That is one bad royal.

She could kick your ass at tea time and never uncurl her pinky.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Then Fred Armisen's portrayal was not completely inaccurate.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Nov 30, 2010 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I just had a bacon, brocolli, spinach, cheddar, and mozarella calzone from pockets

with ranch

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i miss bacon

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Potential swingman option

Aaron Heilman is drawing interest as a starter, according to his agent. Could be a setup man/Lohse insurance.

Nah, just kidding. HFS Cardinals, you better not be the ones “interested” in Aaron Heilman. He took his suck to new levels last year by reducing his GB rate to 35%. DO NOT WANT.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

Key phrase there - "according to his agent."

That means, roughly, that the GM in question said, “That’s a non-starter for us,” when the agent brought up having Heilman on their roster in any capacity.

by dronemc on Nov 30, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Aaron Heilman’s signature moment.

St. Louis – Top of 9th
Aaron Heilman pitching for New York
J Edmonds struck out swinging.
S Rolen singled to left.
Y Molina homered to left, S Rolen scored.
R Belliard grounded out to shortstop.
J Rodriguez hit for R Flores.
J Rodriguez grounded out to first.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

for some reason

this reminded me of the HR he hit against cincy right after the fight where he did brandon phillips HR trot, hand on helmet.

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

the ideal situation that can arise out of the infield

if they continue to overvalue Skip, would be to add another player into the mix, and not play skip and boog every day. too bad they probably won’t do that… I guess it remains to be seen what will happen with the MIF situation.

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 2:17 PM EST reply actions  

meant to say, someone that can play either second or short

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, the starting pitching is flying off the shelves

Kuroda, Lilly, de la Rosa, Westbrook, Garland, and Vazquez are all off the market. Who’s left? Lee and Pavano? Lee is basically his own market, so I think Pavano is the only appealing option still out there for someone looking for a legit starter, right?

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 2:27 PM EST reply actions  

starting pitchers are a valuable commodity

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh

Technically, I guess Pettitte is still out there. Supposedly the Rangers are after him, but I’m guessing it’ll be Yankees or retirement for Andy, so he’s not really an option for most teams.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

soup?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Nov 30, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

pettitte, off the top of my head

looks like he’ll be swapped with the rangers for lee

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I was told there would be no prose.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 2:27 PM EST reply actions  

I think you came to the wrong blog

Prose is basically guaranteed in a DanUp-run establishment.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm used to prose

just usually put in amongst other stuff.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I just smile and nod along

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

...

prose (proz)
n.
1. Ordinary speech or writing, without metrical structure.
2. Commonplace expression or quality.
3. Roman Catholic Church A hymn of irregular meter sung before the Gospel.
intr.v. prosed, pros·ing, pros·es
1. To write prose.
2. To speak or write in a dull, tiresome style.

/fake blockquote

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey you

knock that off.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

did you mean poetry?

because prose is the antonym

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I woke up at noon...

I can’t be expected to think until at least 1500. So whatever works to make my comment make sense then, yes.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

i gotcha

it started to spread, though.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I made a zombie comment?

sweet

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently your comments are quite virulent

congratulations

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I do what I can.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Felipe Lopez declined arb from the Red Sox

Which means when he signs elsewhere, they’ll get a sandwich pick.

Well, played, Theo. Well played.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, that was a pretty dumb move by us

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

What the hell happened with that?

Did we trade his rights to the BoSox? Or can teams just offer curly fries willy nilly to whoever they like?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

we cut him before the season was done, so they signed him for next to nothing

I think that’s how it went down anyway

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough...

I stopped paying close attention to the team at the end of the season… mediocre performance and making money got in the way.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

good work

and yeah, the end of the season was annoying… well, we did win the last 5 games, so that was nice.

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

We cut him for being some kind of slacker or something, and the Red Sox were like, “Oh snap, free type B” and snatched him up for the rest of the year so that they could offer him arb. Possibly they signed him conditional on the fact that he declined arbitration.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't that type of stuff

illegal if it can be proven? The conditional signing that is.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

May have been informal. Maybe they just offered him arb and said, “Do what you want, but be aware that you are not in our 2011 plans in any way, and we’ll either bench you or trade you at the first chance we get if you accept.” They also do have a fairly crowded middle infield with Scutaro and Pedroia, so it would probably be obvious to Felipe that he’d be a bench player and not seeing many AB in 2011.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Not that it matters anyways...

Selig wouldn’t go anywhere near harming a feather on his goose while it’s laying the golden eggs.

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I'm going to go ahead and say we screwed that one up

Felipe has to have been a really big pain in the ass to warrant throwing away a sandwich pick just to have him off the team.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

if nothing else it looks like we were trying to further tarnish his character, because there’s no other explanation really. he really must have pissed someone off.

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he slept with LaRussa's wife

Or maybe he slept with LaRussa.

Or maybe he slept with Rolen to piss off LaRussa.

Or maybe he didn’t RSVP for the Mozeliak family BBQ, but then showed up with 6 drunk friends.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions   5 recs

he probably just didn't work hard enough and acted like a jackass

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

but then again, he was sort of injured last year, so I don't know what the deal was

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm positive you're first inclination was correct

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I almost wrote

that’s what gdm would say, anyway

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, i'm becomming predictable aren't i?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, when you're right, you're right

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

i have no joy in being right in this instance

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Call it revenge for Julio Lugo

The GOBs are just evening things out.

by JWO on Nov 30, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Three things...

First of all, a sandwich pick is more valuable for the Sox than for us because we are limited by money, whereas they are limited by picks. Second, we couldn’t offer arb because we absolutely didn’t want him to come back. Third, if he signs a minor league deal, which is likely, there will be no pick.

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Nov 30, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

One-by-one
First of all, a sandwich pick is more valuable for the Sox than for us because we are limited by money, whereas they are limited by picks.

Sure, it’s better for the Red Sox, but picks are still huge for us. A sandwich pick is better than no pick at all. A whole hell of a lot better, even if we can’t drop as much dough as the Sawks at that point in the draft. Sometimes a sandwich pick yields a Colby Rasmus, after all.

Second, we couldn’t offer arb because we absolutely didn’t want him to come back.
I highly doubt that he would have come back if it was actually clear that he a) wasn’t wanted and b) wasn’t going to get a lot of playing time if he accepted arbitration. They could offer it to him and say, look, you’re not in our plans for our middle infield next year. You can accept and either ride the bench or have no say where you eventually end up, or you can decline and go looking yourself. Being a Type B wouldn’t hurt him because other teams wouldn’t need to give up stuff to sign him. I suspect the Red Sox probably did something like this.
Third, if he signs a minor league deal, which is likely, there will be no pick.
Good point.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Colby wasn't a sandwich pick

he was the Red Sox first round pick (# 28) for Edgar who was a Type A. Sandwich pick for Lopez will be about number 48 or so. DeRosa turned into pick number 46 and Joel P was number 50 for the Cards last year.

 Here is a link to the draft order on River Ave Blues

by ubeddie on Nov 30, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

i think there's pretty much no chance he doesn't get an MLB deal

why would he decline arb if there was any chance otherwise?

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

We'll see...

No one really liked him last offseason, and he looked a lot better then.

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Nov 30, 2010 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The more I think about it

The more I want Uehara. Potential swingman, potential back-end of bullpen guy/Franklin insurance, probably won’t require a huge or long deal, pretty effective against both lefties and righties. Hell, the guy posted an 11.00 K/BB ration out of the bullpen last year. How is he not getting more press as a potential target this offseason? Why is Joaquin Benoit flying off the shelves but Uehara isn’t even being mentioned?

Plus, it sure would be pretty nice to have a guy we could throw out there and basically know that he’s not going to walk anyone (other than Franklin). Looking at you, Boggs and Motte and Reyes and Salas and MacDougal and Miller.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

when do winter meetings start

I want some news
even if it’s stupid non-essential news

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 3:31 PM EST reply actions  

This week,

isn’t it? Also, tomorrow is Dec. 1, so, time to call Lozano, Mo!

by ArkansasTravs on Nov 30, 2010 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

for all we know, they're already talking

i doubt we’ll hear anything about the negotiations until/unless they’re are nearing a deal or have one completed

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That's probably true

in fact, Goold almost hinted that that was the case when he said something along the lines of they aren’t putting it out in public like the Jeter negotiations.

I’m just anxious to hear it’s done and signed so we can move on knowing what kind of $’s can be spent past 2011.

by ArkansasTravs on Nov 30, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm thinking they're waiting for Albert to notice that their big acquisition is Theriot.

it’s not like he doesn’t know of his remarkable skills.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I was rich

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm down with that

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 3:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I believe they begin Dec. 6, run through the 9th

with the Rule V draft sometime during that period.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

i blame this post

for everything.

f’n yadi2second

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by scoot on Nov 30, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

it was not that post! you take that back

it was my grilled cheese sandwich.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

still all your fault

now you are responsible making the boog rally happen.

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by scoot on Nov 30, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

It's always partly Y2S's fault

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah. sigh.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't

I’m traveling around from week to week
it should have happened when I first suggested it in the beginning of November
now… it’s too late…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

if Dan O'Dowd is your savior. are you really being saved?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 3:45 PM EST reply actions  

Dan O'Dowd is a clut leader?

I’m confused.

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by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

cult leader even...

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Another 6th starter/bullpen idea

Jeff Francis anyone? Can’t strike anyone out, but doesn’t walk a lot either (2.10 career K/BB, 2.91 in 2010). Gets a fair amount of ground balls (47% in 2010). Last year in 19 starts:

5.00 ERA
3.88 FIP
3.94 xFIP
4.81 tERA

Colorado declined his $7M option for 2010. Not going to blow anyone out of the water, but could be a solid back-of-the-rotation guy, especially now that he’s going to get away from Coors Field.

I suspect he’ll get a real contract to be a primary starter somewhere, but he’s out there.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 3:49 PM EST reply actions  

Bye bye, Hawk

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Nov 30, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

meh...

http://twitter.com/Dodgers/statuses/9710102722383872

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by The MooCow on Nov 30, 2010 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

why is jamie moyer's picture

featured on the dodgers twitter?

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by scoot on Nov 30, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

are you serious?

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

- John Wayne

by Tackle Box on Nov 30, 2010 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

no

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by scoot on Nov 30, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

eww

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know how to feel...

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
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by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Dirty.... I feel dirty.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 30, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

...

AMERICA?!?!?!

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by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

MLBTR
The Cardinals acquired infielder Ryan Theriot from the Dodgers for righty Blake Hawksworth, according to the Dodgers’ official Twitter feed. Theriot was a non-tender candidate for the Dodgers in the wake of their Juan Uribe signing, but the Cardinals have a need for him. I imagine he’ll mostly play second base in St. Louis.

Tim Dierkes obviously does not know TLR

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by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Goold is on the Fastlane talking about the trade

Saying Theriot can and possibly may play some third also? They seem to think he will play a Felipe Lopez role.

by mick311 on Nov 30, 2010 3:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

He's lacking in tattoos

and bat levitation abilities.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Nov 30, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

we made fun of him for a reason.

this is gonna be a bumpy ride.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

It doesn't matter if he can play third or not

he will in TLR’s world… I’m sure he’ll also be spelling Lego in LF from time to time… and getting work as 1st base coach.

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by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

heh
Saying Theriot can and possibly may play some third also?

I don’t even need to talk to anyone to tell you that. This is TLR we’re talking about here.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

bout to post that

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm slowly turning into Y2S

Mwahahahahahahaaaa

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by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

you don't have a link to the article.

nor have you provided three references.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey,

i said slowly

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by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw that too.

It gave me false hopes until I remembered who our manager was.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Nov 30, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

called it!

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i dunno

it was a couple days ago

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Than yes

I posted about Theriot earlier today.

by FlimtotheFlam on Nov 30, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

HFS

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

well, now that he's gotten the Miles export treatment

can we do one more post of his pickoffs?

for old time’s sake?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

my specialty!

SCOOP!

Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.

by BVHeck on Nov 30, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

there were at least two, right?

man. those were good days.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

my reaction exactly

like…a sensical trade for the cardinals….wha?

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Nov 30, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

man

i’m having a hard time giving a shit about hawksworth.

seems like a great move all around. i guess this means we have to go through the arb process with him, though

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

We will

according to MLBTR.

2010 Salary: 2.6 mil

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by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

three million dollars

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Hawksworth can GTFO, he’s fungible.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

i dont hate this

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Nov 30, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh

Fungible part for fungible part

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 3:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

fungible part we desperately needed

for fungible part we were overflowing with

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

fungible is a cool word, yeah?

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Nov 30, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

both fungible, in a way

but I think Theriot has a better chance to make a bigger positive impact on this team than Hawksworth would have had. So I like it.

by mattyp on Nov 30, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

agreed

hopefully the fungible part we got will prove more valuable than the one we gave away.

by ArkansasTravs on Nov 30, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

i'll tell you how you feel

you feel glad that we traded the weakest piece from our greatest area of strength in return for a player at a position of need who is better than who we gave up.

theriot has a good shot at league average+. hawk will likely never see that. salaries considered, it’s a pretty even trade

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Two things

1) Just two hours ago I predicted to my Cubs friend fan that the Cardinals would end up getting Theriot one way or another. I just linked him to this, and he thinks I’m a fucking genius now. Hell yeah.

2) While I’m not sold that Theriot is a great addition, I think one thing is clear (and this is important for VEB): we’ve added one of the best nicknames in the National League. I for one welcome The Riot as this year’s Aaron Miles without the shitty defense.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I preferred "punds"

I imagined The Riot showing up to ST carrying a bag over his shoulder that contained 40 fictitious animals known as “punds.” He’d then dump the bag out in the middle of the outfield and each player on the roster would get to pick a pund and give it a name.

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S. '08, T.E.S.S. '09, T.E.S.S. '10

by dan on Nov 30, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you mean... adopt them?

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

No, just name them

Ol’ Man Duncan will come around soon enough to shoo the punds away from his bullpen.

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by dan on Nov 30, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

for $3 million dollars (does anybody else find this a little high?)

i’m a little dissapointed… other than that, i’m not really that bummed we traded blake hawksworth

also he will be starting SS over Ryan according to Mo on the radio… i think I’m going to barf on second thought…

by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 30, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK MO?

a winning player? really? you think that our success was because we had winning players and apparantly theriot fills this….?

appeasing the masses i assume

by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 30, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

it's technically true

in his career, his teams are 333-330 in games in which he played.

Not incredibly promising, however. He’s clearly no Derek Jeter.

by SleepyCA on Nov 30, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

you can't rationalize with irrationality

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

"a winning player"....who played for the Cubs

My head just exploded

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 1, 2010 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

what? no.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I predict a riot

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Nov 30, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

here

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2010/11/30/1847067/theriot-traded-to-the-cards

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I want the other Ryan back.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:01 PM EST reply actions  

I think he just made a bunch of deals and said

We’re announcing them all at 3:00 p.m. on Tuesday at 5 minute intervals.

by WyoCardsFan on Nov 30, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

3:10

Cards sign Cliff Lee

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by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

WHO?

you’re blowing my mind, john mozeliak!

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That was my first reaction

Brian Who???

Cursory review of the (few) stats listed in the link seem to indicate he might be an OK LOOGY. I’m going to assume that this is a minor league contract or at least somewhere near league minimum.

by ArkansasTravs on Nov 30, 2010 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Better than okay LOOGY

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I am no longer happy.

unless this is a minor league deal.

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by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

he's likely fine as a LOOGY...

… he has huge splits, but for some reason pitched twice as often to RHB than LHB last season.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?id=tallebr01&year=&t=p

by kindred on Nov 30, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

and he was pretty good '06 to '08

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

as a reliever

as soon as they took him out of the ’pen, he fell apart.

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by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm assuming he's here as a LOOGY

our rotation is set

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Tallet has talent?

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by The MooCow on Nov 30, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

of course....

… they’ll probably try to make him start. in which case, he sucks.

by kindred on Nov 30, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably just competing to be second LOOGY and 6th starter

Not a big deal, although I agree that his had better be for league minimum or a ML deal.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

If he's just slotted as a loogy

then it’s fine. But one never knows with TLR and his fetish for 30 something ballplayers banished from the rosters of other major league teams.

by jjray on Nov 30, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

There's no place for him in the rotation

The guy owned lefties last year — a 4.67 K/BB ratio against southpaws (0.82 WHIP). He’ll make for a fine Dennys Reyes replacement, and I suppose he doubles as 6th-starter insurance, even if not particularly good insurance.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

i like this

the guy is effective as a loogy, so if its cheap, its good.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Nov 30, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, how do we say his name

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

He's played in Canada

therefore he’s french, therefore:

Ta-lé (sorta like olé)

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by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

he seems ready made for our pen

pic

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

and BBB treatments means

he’s ready for VEB, too

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ESPN says

“tal-ETT”

So…sort of like if it were spelled “Talette,” maybe?

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Add some Oklahoma twang

Also Wikipedia is freaky. His bio there has already been changed…

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

thats terrifying

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by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

that took a while.

wiki usually changes within 3 min.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

a new LOOGY...

who doesn’t walk a batter an inning…

Someone get me a Towel-ette please.

Jimmy Ballgame for 2011 RFer!!!

by cardzfanbub on Nov 30, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Moist Tallet it is.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Nov 30, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

That's actually a fairly terrifying nickname.

He looks like Inspector Clouseau, so let’s go with that.

"When I gave up a grand slam to Pete LaCock," Bob Gibson said later, "I knew it was time to quit."

by The Classical on Nov 30, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

i think we should wait for this one

anything could happen

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, so we came out even on Canadians today?

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

More on MLBTR:
he Cardinals signed Brian Tallet to a one-year contract, according to Jon Paul Morosi of FOX Sports (on Twitter). The southpaw posted 8.6 K/9 and 1.8 BB/9 against lefty batters hitters last year and should continue to be productive against left-handed hitters in Tony La Russa’s bullpen.

The 33-year-old posted a 6.40 ERA with 6.2 K/9 and 4.4 BB/9 in 2010, his fifth season in Toronto. Tallet earned $2MM in 2010 and was headed for a raise through arbitration until the Blue Jays outrighted him to Triple-A. He refused the assignment and hit free agency before I named him as a potential bargain reliever.

by WyoCardsFan on Nov 30, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

look good against lefties

but YAY mentions of the dreaded ARM SLOT and SHOULDER STIFFNESS

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Nov 30, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

good news

he’s from Oklahoma

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

am i the only person to have heard of this guy before this year?

and i remember him being pretty good…(of course I used to be the Blue Jays on MLB the Show) he’s more than likely on the roster by Opening Day

by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 30, 2010 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

this wasn't what I intended with my grilled cheese sandwich

but… ok…..

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:05 PM EST reply actions  

YOU NEVER CONSIDERED THE CONSEQUENCES

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

OH NOES

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I have now have grilled cheese dinner plans

to counteract the stress placed on the system by yours.

by clank on Nov 30, 2010 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

it's time for THE RIOT

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

I predict, the new cub killer

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh, no

It makes me think of cubs fans.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

so what to call him?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Nov 30, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Floppy

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

nah

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

With his light bat...

I’m gonna have the say the Quiet Riot…
;=8)

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Nov 30, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

nice

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

hang on, I'm still looking up the loogy

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yadi's bitch.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 30, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

His ST assignment

should be to carry Yadi’s equipment on and off the field.

by ArkansasTravs on Nov 30, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

then Albert comes over and lifts up every piece of equipment

and taps him with each

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

but his name says the riot on it

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i have no desire to sound like a cubs fan

who can’t handle a simple french-derived name.
(or possible Acadian)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

you are reading too much into it

Taller now

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

*Tallet

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

it's a visceral association with a hundred BCB posters screaming THE RIOT!!!!

or RIOT, if they can’t be bothered.

sorry, I can’t do it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't go over there

I don’t know any better. THE RIOT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

see what you've done.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope you don't view me as lesser now

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

"Start the Riot"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfDN1Prpj64

Atari Teen Age Riot

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Nov 30, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds like Aphex

but I would love to hear an 8-bit version of Teenage Riot (y’know, the SY tune)

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Nov 30, 2010 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they are contemporaries

but one is English and one is German

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I've actually seen them live at the Metro

crazy ass shit

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

cub fans are dumb

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

- John Wayne

by Tackle Box on Nov 30, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

And gone are names beginning and ending with H.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

YEEEAAAAHHH

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I assume they mean between 15 to 20 one Homer Guys

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Nov 30, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I wonder what happens with Skip now

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:16 PM EST reply actions  

He still gets paid $2.7 million

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

utility guy hopefully?

but i fear he’s turning DPs with the riot

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably same as last year

He gets most starts against RHP while Riot or Boog play SS. Then against LHP, Skip usually sits and Riot and Boog man the middle infield.

Either that or Freese gets hurt/implodes and Theriot becomes our full-time 3B like Lopez sort of did for a while this year. PLEASE GOBS NOT THAT AGAIN.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

no one replaces LaRue

you take that back
before you’re luggaged

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh crap

Did we just sign a hipster?

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

my first thought was son-of-Frankie

or cousin.
whatever.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Frankie Goes to Cardywood???

;=8)

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Nov 30, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Kind of reminds me

of Bill Murray in that film set in Japan.

by ArkansasTravs on Nov 30, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Lost in translation

with Scarlett!

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Correct me if I am wrong.

The Theriot pickup is a good one provided he plays mostly second base and NOT shorstop? Otherwise, IMO, the team would be hurt by not having Boog at SS everyday.

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 4:19 PM EST reply actions  

We're bound to see three different tandems per series...

Skip and Boog
Theriot and Boog
Skip and Theriot

Just be prepared.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Should really only be

Boog and whoever the hell plays 2B besides him..

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

who's this Taller guy?

the lefty

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:21 PM EST reply actions  

whoops

Tallet

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

on the fast lane...

Mo says he sees Theriot getting alot of play at short stop….

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Nov 30, 2010 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

there we have it

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like this

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why, the first time I heard about the trade

I slammed my fist in a table. So predictable

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

boog has done just fine as our SS and had one bad season. that’s it.

by zoomzoomj88 on Nov 30, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

And even if he still cannot bat in ’11, his defense is all we can ask for out of the SS hole. If the starters feel comfortable with him there, why replace him??

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

grammar nazi

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

in this case, it was needed.

“then boog gone” basically changes the entire meaning of his comment

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Nov 30, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

but he doesn't fit in

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

says there is a high probability that...

he will be the starting short stop

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Nov 30, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

chuckles as he says this

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Nov 30, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

more like...

that’s cute you still kind of like brendan chuckle

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Nov 30, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

so who starts the letter writing camaping, and petitions

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

dances around a question asking about whether or not

there is a chance that they will continue to upgrade the middle infield.

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Nov 30, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Will Boog be non tendered

to offset Theriot’s arb contract?

by ubeddie on Nov 30, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it is more likely

that he becomes a fungible commodity… for trade…

one does wonder if we might still find bartlett appealing…

moves theriot to second with bartlett at short and skip becomes super utility fielder…

Boog is auctioned off for best loogy depth available?

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Nov 30, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

then Tyler Greene tries to push them off a cliff

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

at this point

I hope he goes to a better home
before the Cardinals utterly destroy his career.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

so who will be my second favorite team

maybe he’ll go to the Pads and they will retain Luddy. then they wouldn’t even be that far my 2nd favorite team

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i was sniffing around the giants

but after all these weeks, I’m still undecided.

i want to see where all the managers go, first.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe Mo is playing mind games

with Boog and will sign him to a team friendly contract instead of going through arbitration.

On a side note, why do the Cards keep trying to move players back to SS after other teams determined they are best used at SS (Lugo, Miles, Lopez and now Theriot

by ubeddie on Nov 30, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

playing mind games with Brendan Ryan

has a long, long history of being bad, bad, BAD

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

concurrence

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Nov 30, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

it's a pity

I can’t vomit this grilled cheese sandwich.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I ate it too long ago.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Somebody check

JMo’s meds to make sure hasn’t overdosed on something. It fine if Theriot is the new Aaron Miles but keep sanity and don’t confuse him with a proper starting SS.

by jjray on Nov 30, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Are Schumaker & Theriot the worst defensive MIF in MLB?

Are Schumaker & Theriot the MIF with the lowest combined wOBA in MLB?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

theriot is a pretty solid defender, i thought

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

There will be a lot worse defensive MIF combos. Like in Yankee Stadium.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

hanley ramirez and dan uggla smirk menacingly

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm talking about 2011,

when Uggla will be a Brave.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

who's SS in Atlanta, now?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

AGon

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks

I can barely remember all the managers yet.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

fuuuuuuuu

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

forgot about that

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Nov 30, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, that reminds me

I’ve gotta go before d-dee gets here
and starts stabbing indiscriminately.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

With the amount of ground balls our staff gets

Brendan Ryan really needs to be at shortstop more often than not. Surely this is obvious.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

It is, but don't call us Shirley.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

too soon

Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid.

- John Wayne

by Tackle Box on Nov 30, 2010 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

You know, it's older than Leslie.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Tallet's splits:

Career vrs. LHB:
Opposing line .245/.328/.405
SO/BB 1.98

’10 vrs. LHB:
Opposing Line .176/.228/.343
SO/BB 4.67

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 4:23 PM EST reply actions  

Strauss warning

Unis or whatever. Article.

General manager John Mozeliak previously suggested the club wanted to upgrade at shortstop moreso than at second base, where Skip Schumaker patrolled for a second straight season. However, Theriot’s presence also allows Schumaker to move to more of a super-utility role should La Russa want Theriot to play on both sides of second base.

by WyoCardsFan on Nov 30, 2010 4:23 PM EST reply actions  

Secret Weapon Redux?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Nov 30, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe there really does need to be a Rally

but it probably won’t do any good.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:25 PM EST reply actions  

Is Theriot

the best leadoff option we have now?

by WyoCardsFan on Nov 30, 2010 4:27 PM EST reply actions  

Depends on whether he remembers how to take a walk

He managed to get on base a fair amount from 2006-2008, maybe McGwire can slap some sense back into him.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That's rather encouraging

I wonder if there was some terrible coach on the Cubs telling Theriot to be more aggressive and put the ball in play all the time. His walk rate plumetted with the Cubs from 2008-2010.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

at least, if the cards don't get rid of Ryan, he can steal Theriot's job, and the riot can steal skip's job

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 4:27 PM EST reply actions  

There's the plan!

I just hope we get the chance to see it come to fruition.

by ArkansasTravs on Nov 30, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

spring training rulz

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

welp

my signature definitely still applies

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Nov 30, 2010 4:28 PM EST reply actions  

Dear Ryan Theriot

Hit like 2006 for 700 PAs
-sincerely VEB

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Nov 30, 2010 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

AT SECOND BASE.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I haven't been around much the last few days...

have we discussed Theriot’s #1 comparison on B-R, yet?

Stupid offseason.

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Nov 30, 2010 4:32 PM EST reply actions  

and #2 is...

Jason Bartlett. So, obviously no need to go get him now, is there.

by ArkansasTravs on Nov 30, 2010 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

You're saying it wrong

it’s Barflett.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

boog trade?

is it possible that other teams are interested in trading for boog?

...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.

by emrfg8 on Nov 30, 2010 4:34 PM EST reply actions  

probably not

see adam everett, nick punto on the market.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Nov 30, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't trade Boog

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i wouldn't either

but why decide to replace him and not skip? other than skip being a TLR favorite. i hope that’s not the reason.

...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.

by emrfg8 on Nov 30, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Because TLR?

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

i imagine

they see skip as more likely to bounce back offensively than boog

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

theriot

so we have to hope for theriot to bounce back also? i don’t see how this makes us any better.

...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.

by emrfg8 on Nov 30, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

we traded from a position of strength

to fill a hole in a position of need. how does it not?

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

BECUZ BOOG OH NOES!

(I don’t get it either.)

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

starting ss

but if Mo is saying Theriot is replacing ryan as starting SS, then do we gain anything? it’s like trading a bullpen piece so we could start a different SS. hopefully, what happens is that boog starts at SS and theriot replaces skip at 2B.

...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.

by emrfg8 on Nov 30, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Mo said it

this is liveblogging from the radio.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

competition

it’ll provide even more motivation for boog to get better with the bat.

...the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods and then not take him.

by emrfg8 on Nov 30, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

even though there is copious evidence that he does not do well under that.

not in the “fold under pressure” sense, but in the “okay, that’s my role, that’s all I’m going to be” sense.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a professional baseball player

He’s going to have to get over that and perform if he wants to be a starter. I find Boog’s delicate nature endearing, but I also realize it’s a negative part of Boog as a player, not a positive.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with that.

but it’s really not that hard to put him in a position to succeed, instead of putting him in the worst possible situations to do so. it’s not like this is voodoo; it’s called sports psychology, and other teams have them on staff. for a reason. they produce results, which I thought was the whole point.

if it were even half-and-half, I don’t think any of us would be complaining this much. I still wonder how NOBODY thought to take surgical measures for his sore wrist, which plagued him (read: his offense) his whole career (and oh, by the way, also affected those numbers prior to surgery.) that’s in part his responsibility, but that also says plenty about the organization.

in other words, if he were failing 100% of his own accord, there would not be the same kind of outcry. if he were on any other team, there would be no question that a ground-ball staff needs a defensively talented shortstop. it wouldn’t even be up for discussion.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

honestly, at this point, the only x-factor would be something along the lines of off-the-field.

in which case, he would have bigger problems than baseball.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That "if" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there

I’d say quite a few other teams wouldn’t have him on the roster, let alone a starter, because of the offense.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

well, yeah, but we have Albert Pujols and Matt Holliday.

why in heaven’s name are we worrying about the offense of a player who is most comfortable in the 9 spot?

over Skip Schumaker?

other teams fill up on offense at the SS position. but chances are, they’re not leaning on defense the way this Cardinals pitching staff does. and if we had pluses at third base, second base, and the rest of the outfield (and if Yadi weren’t so taxed behind the plate that he can’t concentrate on his hitting), no one would care if Brendan Ryan hit like a pitcher.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Boog doesn't need to compete,

Skip does.
Why replace Boog, an elite defender with a bad bat, with Theriot, a poor defender with an ok bat?

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

boog was downright terrible last season

i’d say they’re about equally likely to be league average. boog has the glove advantage, theriot has the benefit of having done it multiple times before

if theriot is just plain awful, he won’t be the starting SS all season

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

What hole are you exactly filling?

Because if you mean second base, then yes, a good move.
If you mean shortstop, then hell no.

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

i mean middle infield

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

it doesn't

it gives us the chance to be better without making us any worse

by mattyp on Nov 30, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't this at least improve the bench AND

Empty a slot in the BP for a higher upside guy from the minors? This is not a knock out move, but it makes us better, I think.

by BCinVA on Nov 30, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Hawk is out of options too

so he had to stick to the 25 man roster or be given away next spring a la Mather.

by ubeddie on Nov 30, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

and he's blocking better talent like sanchez and salas

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

past tense, of course

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Tyler F'in Greene has posted a .222/.300/.325 major league line so far

And last year he pulled that weird stunt with an injury that pissed people off. He hasn’t gotten a huge chance — only 238 PA — but he’s not exactly endearing himself to the management with his first impressions, either.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

.259/.314/.344

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

that is brendan ryan's mindnumbing major league line

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay

Brendan Ryan also happens to be a defensively elite shortstop. Tyler Greene is good, but I don’t think he’s Boog good. And, frankly, I don’t particularly expect him to be much better than Boog with the bat, if at all.

But I am known Greene Tea doubter.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't want to be a Greene Tea doubter.

but I am now. something’s weirdly inconsistent, and not just the whole TLR drama that he found himself in.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

For a second, good looked like a palindrome for Boog.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

a palindrome for boog?

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

that's the one.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

what does it meaaaaaan

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

thefreedictionaryonline.com

is your friend. ‘Mom’, ‘dad’, ‘Anna’, ‘Able was I, ere I saw Elba’, ‘A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!’, ‘Madam, in Eden, I’m Adam’, ‘Dog god’, and not quite….‘Boog good’. Thus, only for a second…

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 1, 2010 1:10 AM EST up reply actions  

i know what a palindrome is

but the phrase “a palindrome for boog” confused me

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by prophetjohn on Dec 1, 2010 1:12 AM EST up reply actions  

oic

“good looked like a palindrome for Boog”….I thought that was fairly unambiguous.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 1, 2010 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

it is

and now that you spelled it out, i have no idea what i was initally reading

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by prophetjohn on Dec 1, 2010 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

In advance, I apologize for the profanity

but FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!

101ESPNFastLane Randy Karraker
by dgoold
Mozeliak-Unless something else happens, Theriot is the Cardinals starting shortstop.

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 4:37 PM EST reply actions  

while spinning?

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

You are so fucking stupid Mo

How the FUCK is this asshole I’m charge of a hundred million dollar franchise?

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 4:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

i don't get mo's logic

boog has one bad year – ONE – and he’s not our starting SS anymore. meanwhile, he let stav be on our team for three or so years and he didn’t do squat.

by zoomzoomj88 on Nov 30, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

it is?

it used to be, a few seasons ago. it’s not, right now. all the young ones are inexperienced. all the good ones are getting older.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, stav is a one in a million MLB talent(well two if you count Pagnozzi)

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Nov 30, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

one bad year after one good year

hate to bring facts to the discussion, but Boog has 261 starts at SS, which includes 124 last year and only 95 in 2009. And Stav has 4 more PA’s than Boog has starts at SS.

by ubeddie on Nov 30, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

MO seems like a nice guy to me

This seems like a bad decision, but I’m sure…something…ummm

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Nov 30, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Theriot quialifies.

He does have 16 HRs after all. It’s just a shame it took him 2452 ABs to get it

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Well then

We’ll just need to make sure he gets about 2500 AB this year, and we’ll be good to go.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

good-bye cruel world.....

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Nov 30, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

don't do it, IHB

he needs you more than ever
maybe even
now, tonight

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm seriously unhappy.

i don’t understand why you would make a move that weakens your MIF defense behind a pitch to contact staff that includes a pitcher with one of the highest GB% in baseball.

i want to know how carp feels about this.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Nov 30, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

he just figures he'll outlive them all.

sorry, dude. hug?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

o<

those are my outstretched arms

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Nov 30, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

}o

there, there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

There, there

starting about 1:32

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

my fave youtube trick

http://youtubetime.com/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool

Never saw that before. I just assumed y’all would either watch all of it, or scroll to the approx time. Those guts are sort of gross, but I love this movie (and book).

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

So

start here.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

isn't it great?

it’s like magic.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

damn you beat me

at least i gave you credit…

and yes its a modern internet marvel….

by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 30, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey guys

Did you hear about this site called youtubetime.com ?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh goddammit

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

IHeartTheRiot

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

no love, eh?

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

no glove, no love, man.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Dec 1, 2010 2:45 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

is friremoandtlr.com taken yet?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

F ME I'M SO PISSED I CAN'T TYPE STRAIGHT

firemoandtlr.com

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the wrong fucking move.

Skip as a second baseman has been worth less than 1 WAR per season. Boog at SS is a 1.5-2 WAR player at short. Ryan Theriot was fucking worse than Brendan Ryan last year and has similar upside if he gets his walk rate under control.

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Nov 30, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

This sums up my thinking.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine too.

Enter vivaelpujols
My great wit allows me to interject that by assuming the partakers of this conversation are inbedded and perhaps romantically entangled, rather than indeed, the truthful observation that they are both platonic and standing upright. Great comedy may be produced!! -Aranathor

by hazel on Nov 30, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

this

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

well, guess that means 2011 is free

I’ll go clear my calendar now…

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:38 PM EST reply actions  

Don't dis the man who brought us...

Khalil Greene! This gem from Mo, 2008-12-05:

“We couldn’t be more pleased to have acquired a shortstop with the solid combination of offense and defense that Khalil Greene brings to our ballclub.” Mozeliak added that he saw the trade as a “perfect match.”

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That was actually an okay transaction

That turned out terribly. Not really Mo’s fault

Now the DeRo deal on the other hand…

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't blame Mo for Khalil's off-the-field issues.

But I strongly disliked that trade from the moment it happened. And he wasn’t cheap.

The DeRo deal was not much better, but at least we did have a need and plenty of CP depth. I think we all figured Perez had the potential to be a legit MLB CP.

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I blame Mo for not being aware of the issues before the trade.

After Khalil’s mental issues became public, it surfaced that the Padres had also known but that the Cardinals did not know until after acquiring him. I don’t know how he allowed this to happen. Had he known, the package given up for Khalil might have been lesser.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

...you realize that teams don't have to be honest when trading players, right?

“Oh hey is there anything wrong with this dude?”
“Nope!”

Should we require all players to undergo extensive psychological testing?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

True.

And why he continued to deal with the Pads GM is beyond me.

I think bgh brings up a good point, tho. That being: It’s crucial for GMs to do their research. Had Mo done his research instead of staring at Khalil’s 2007 stat line, maybe he would have made a better, more informed decision. Had he checked with other baseball scouts/acquaintances around SD at the time, he probably would’ve found out.

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

it was a different Pads GM.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

You're right.

Good call. For some reason, I thought Towers was still there when Luddy was moved. E-kallaway.

Still think Towers is a jerk.

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

But Jim Rome likes him...

wait, nevermind.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Bam!

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Mo is no Jack Z, that's fo' sho'

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

psyche problems were evident with kalel while still pad

bad job jmo

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Nov 30, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I would certainly attempt it if I were a GM.

They undergo a physical, why not psychological testing, as well?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

though there were conspiratorial rumblings that people knew about it.

he really did fall off the cliff back there. hopefully he’s doing better.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You know how you always remember exactly where you were when tragic events happen?

I remember precisely where I was when I heard the news of that trade. I was in Arnold exiting 141 onto 55 S. Southbound, indeed.

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

IIRC

most of the people around here LOVED that move…

by jealousblues on Dec 1, 2010 5:31 AM EST up reply actions  

how many negative WAR will Skip be, again?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

skip was bad enough to lose his job last year

i don’t see how it’ll be any different this year. the two best of theriot, boog and skip will get most of the playing time

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

seems likely

I know I’m delusional, but maybe the Cardinals still have plans to make a somewhat impacty trade for MIF help?

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Nov 30, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't believe they do

But I’m hoping here. This team is so close to being elite.

by infallibleopiniongenerator on Nov 30, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

According to B-R

he has never been more than a 1.8 WAR player.
His mediocre bat does not justify replacing arguably the best defensive shortstop of the last 1.5 seasons

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

By last year, you mean 2009.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

We are still in 2010, you know

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

But the season is over.

Last year now means 2010.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

has no one mentioned...

that Theriot has also cost us a lvery real chance of getting to see this in our ballpark?

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Nov 30, 2010 4:39 PM EST reply actions  

we already concluded that she's not that hot

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

who's this we? Erin is smoking hot, i think she's married though

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

She's too short

and only mildly cute. Get with the program, gdm.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, too short?

Definitely not a disqualifier. I do agree that her looks are not that outstanding, however.

by ArkansasTravs on Nov 30, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

she has kind of a manly look to her

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

manly? i don't see that at all

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

dont listen to him

he brags about the TSA dudes hitting on him

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Nov 30, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

he said he liked my butt

don’t be jelluz

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

never underestimate the value of a good butt

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I will sign the petition...

tell me where

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Nov 30, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

though I said I was traveling at the time.

there’s still time. we can still pull it off. the difference is, we’ll be freezing to death in the middle of an open-air plaza.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

As one who was pushing for this...

and discussing it heavily…. I accept the fullest measure of the blame!

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Nov 30, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just about to mention this

I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

by martimeryard on Nov 30, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN IT, GOOLD.

 When I get home tonight, I’m going to buy a big block of ice and create an ice sculpture of Brendan Ryan #FreeTheStache about 1 hour ago via Tweetie for Mac
101ESPNFastLane Mozeliak-Unless something else happens, Theriot is the Cardinals starting shortstop. 35 minutes ago via web Retweeted by dgoold and 12 others
@dgoold That’s a flag. 32 minutes ago via Tweetie for Mac in reply to dgoold
@2xAught7 Seems to be a statement made to encourage competition. 32 minutes ago via web in reply to 2xAught7

@dgoold Does Theriot make B.Ryan expendable? Or does B.Ryan move to 2B and then move Schu back to the OF? 10 minutes ago via TweetDeck
@ourss96 Can’t see a move to 2B. Perhaps the former. 1 minute ago via web in reply to ourss96

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

Why are they insisting so bad on Theriot being the SS?

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

it is as if they have no idea he can play 2B

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 30, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

in what universe do they live in where skip schumaker is better than brendan ryan?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Planet Grit

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Theriot probably wouldn't be that bad at SS

The guy has a career UZR/150 of +1.4 at SS, and his only negative seasons were 2006 and 2010, which had sample sizes of 2 and 28 games started respectively.

Granted, it is a bit nerve-wracking that his most recent age-30 season is the one that had a (quite) negative fielding value, but it’s hardly enough to determine whether or not he’ll be a decent SS next year.

Boog may well wind up being a better option than him next year (and Theriot’s offense isn’t so hot either) , but this is still a trade for another viable SS option that cost us (essentially) nothing.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Nov 30, 2010 5:08 PM EST reply actions  

except we needed a viable 2B and 3B option WAY WAY WAY MORE than SS.

perhaps one more WAY.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

So... this is evidence that he's better at 2B than SS, and that Boog is a better defender?

Neither of those is very surprising.

My point is merely that this is still a good trade, Theriot may still be a decent option at SS (even if he’d almost certainly be better at 2B where there is greater need), and perhaps most importantly that the offseason starting SS title is pretty much meaningless.

Could Colby Rasmus hit a ball so hard that even he couldn't catch it?

by Cardinals645 on Nov 30, 2010 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably not evidence that he's better at 2B than SS...

only that the average SS is better defensively than the average 2B, so he looks “better” when compared to the average for the respective positions.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Nov 30, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

If Boog sticks around

I wouldn’t be all that surprised to eventually see Boog at SS and Theriot at 2B. Guess I’m not particularly high on Skippy.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

why did you pick those metrics?

by UZR and DRS, he’s an above average defender at SS, UZR has him above average at 2B and DRS has him -1 at 2B

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

SS UZR/150 – 1.4
2B UZR/150 – 4.4

SS DRS – 7
2B DRS – -1

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Miles was a terrible defender so Theriot must be as well.

They’re both short white guys who play MIF!

Please put away those silly stats that show Theriot, for his career, is an above average defender at both MIF positions. Irrelevant!

by Willie McGee's Twin on Nov 30, 2010 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

so lemme get this straight

we are displacing the best defensive SS in baseball for a guy who only played 28 games there last year and had a negative UZR/150 instead of displacing our 2B who was the worst full time 2B in BASEBALL last year, when said guy played 992 innings at 2B and was significantly better?

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 30, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

As evidenced by the stats

posted above you that took me like a million years to get.

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah i didnt bother to get too many stats. just going off the obvious. but your post says a lot more than mine does.

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 30, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll rec your work.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I have a hug too?

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

IHB is closer

the economy prevents me from sending a hug all the way to you. sorry.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

I will be traveling to Orlando for a vacation trip. Perhaps that’s easier on your pocket.

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're going this week or next, you should stop by the baseball winter meetings

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going two days after they end :(

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

i also rec'd it

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 30, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

[charlie brown aaaaaauuuugggghhh]

ok, I gotta go.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

ALRIGHT YOU FUCKERS. THIS IS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

WE’RE GONNA SIGN LANCE FUCKING BERKMAN FOR $7 MILLION

WE’RE GONNA MOVE HIM TO LF SO MATT FUCKING HOLLIDAY CAN PLAY RF

WE’RE GONNA TRADE JAY + BOOG/SKIP + A MOTHERFUCKING PROSPECT TO ARIZONA FOR STEPHEN FUCKING DREW OR KELLY FUCKING JOHNSON

ONLY THEN WILL I BE SATIATED

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 5:16 PM EST reply actions  

your fiancee will be waiting a while?

is that what you’re saying
idgi

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you know what, that would really make sense

we’ll have a 1B playing LF, a LF playing RF, a RF playing 2B, a 2B playing SS, and an IHB stabbing her eyes out.

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 30, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

but then Matt Holliday would become a True Cardinal

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

aw man!

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Allen Craig for second base!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

who?

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually Berkman and Craig would be a pretty damn good platoon

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

anybody can play second base, right?

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by spfldbird on Nov 30, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's be rational here

How much does the Opening Day SS really matter? The best of Boog/Skip/Theriot are going to play. Don’t worry about what Mo says

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

who's making that decision from day to day, again?

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The dude known for changing his lineup day to day?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

This team has a bad concept of the term "best"

Last year our “best” 4th OF was Nick Stavinoha for a while and our “best” backup INF was Miles. The year after that, our “best” 3B was Joe Thurston…

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

jon jay got twice as many PAs as stav

craig the same

and i’d wager that stav got very few as an OFer

who was a better 3B in 2009? barden?

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

he was injured

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

not a third basemen

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

In '09, he was.

I believe we are pretending like it’s 2009.

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought the Hoff was at second

and apparently not that good?

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i dunno, i always wondered why they cut him loose

someone here at VEB said that.
being on the internet, I believed them.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

that would be a viable argument if 2010 did not happen

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 30, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

at least 3:1

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by IHeartBoog on Nov 30, 2010 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

they'll play theriot at third then
  • CFIC shudders*

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

one space is all it took to make my comment look insane

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

This is true. Remember who our starting SS was in 2009...

I forget his name, but I think he batted clean up that game.

Testicle-exploding shit storms, to date: T.E.S.S. '08, T.E.S.S. '09, T.E.S.S. '10

by dan on Nov 30, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

gahhhhhh

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Nov 30, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as Boog stays

then I’m somewhat confident that talent will, in the end, win out. However, misguided souls may feel that he (Boog) is now expendable and end up trading him for some shiny new bauble. Oh, wait, some gritty, old bauble.

by ArkansasTravs on Nov 30, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

the problem is

that Boog’s consistent character flaw is not having that confidence, despite being the most talented guy in the room.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's not get too crazy here

“Most talented guy in the room”? What room is Brendan Ryan standing in where he’s more talented than a bunch of other people on the Cardinals? Unless this is a room where only defense matters, which would be a weird room.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

i believe that is the mcdonalds

on west 51st and mccarver

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

eh, I should have couched that in hypotheticals.

I mean, when he excels in one area, he never talks it up or seems convinced that he’s actually good at it.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

GROUND FLOOR, BRENDAN. GROUND FLOOR.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

WE LET JOE MATHER GO, OH NOOO.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Keith Olbermann tweet
This is even MORE amusing: Ryan Theriot, traded by Dodgers to Cardinals, is trending. WORLDWIDE.

Fire John Mozeliak

by purple_haze on Nov 30, 2010 5:21 PM EST reply actions  

seriously?

ok, I gotta look at that.

/masochist

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I managed to catch a VEB'er on there

720px²

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

aw fuuuu, sorry guys

somehow it stripped the target off

open in new tag.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

since the roto side bar on the front page

suggests Skippy could be a non-tender candidate….how do you non-tender someone who’s already under contract for next season?

by vances law on Nov 30, 2010 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

i'm actually okay with this trade if used properly

ryan theriot is skip schumaker offensively with better defense at second base. then you can use skippy/jay in right field where skippy is better defensively anyway. except that makes sense, so of course skippy is going to stay at second with theriot taking starts away from boog. so i hate this trade.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Nov 30, 2010 5:24 PM EST reply actions  

but it won't be used properly.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 30, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

hence why i said this
except that makes sense, so of course skippy is going to stay at second with theriot taking starts away from boog. so i hate this trade.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Nov 30, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You have basically summarized today's discussion

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Skip Schumaker is not better than Jon Jay defensively in any outfield position.

Skip is both our worst defensive infielder and our worst defensive outfielder.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

my point is that he's better in right than he is at second.

that’s all i meant. i was absolutely not inferring that skip is better than jay at right, which is simply untrue. actually, skip schumaker now presents no value to this team whatsoever. he should be released.

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by stlcardinalsfang on Nov 30, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Which would be a good move

Because it would force the team to use Theriot at 2B

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Tony on the Fastlane...

Hopes that Mo keeps doing what he is doing, adding depth to our roster…
has heard from several players who like what Theriot brings to the team, the fit that he is….
Likes the fact that Theriot adds depth to the infield….
doesn’t want to answer a question that may become mute (when asked if one of Boog or Theriot comes into spring training with the upper hand in the ss competition) Was really kind of a blow off of the question the way that I read it.
Likes having Tallet in the pen…
kisses MO’s ass saying he is doing good work so far this offseason.
Go Rams, Go Blues!

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by streamman on Nov 30, 2010 5:31 PM EST reply actions  

(moot. only correcting b/c it's one of my favorite words.)

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

good job on the liveblogs, btw!

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually like how he answered the Boog/Theriot question

That’s how stupid Mo should’ve answered it

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually rereading it, it seems like he's more implying that Boog is gonna get traded

FUUUUUUUUUUU

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

i've had that thought all along

as soon as mo said ‘upgrading at SS is our priority’, it meant bye bye boog. for no reason other than ONE BAD YEAR. boog gets no love from the front office. veb has a sad.

by zoomzoomj88 on Nov 30, 2010 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Why do you keep repeating "ONE BAD YEAR" as if

Brendan Ryan has had more than “ONE GOOD YEAR” in his career?

by Willie McGee's Twin on Nov 30, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

he makes people laugh and is likable.

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by Evilfrog on Nov 30, 2010 5:53 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

sarcasm, methinks.

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.

by zoomzoomj88 on Nov 30, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

people like boog

everyone on this site likes boog. He is a fun guy.

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by Evilfrog on Nov 30, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a Shoulder-Lickahhh!

;=8)

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by The MooCow on Nov 30, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

sure as hell is

but i want the best team and boog is only necessarily the best option if we have terrible options

please note the emphasis

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, i thought he was talking about me, not boog

yeah, boog is definitely likable. no doubt. my bad E

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.

by zoomzoomj88 on Nov 30, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

oops I meant being run out of town.

my typing skills are eroding. I need swype on my laptop.

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by spfldbird on Nov 30, 2010 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I rec'd it

But I’m still worried about all the ground balls being hit against our staff not going toward Boog.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure d-dee will put it more clearly.

that bad year was precipitated by wrist surgery, a shortened spring training, and Brendan thrown into an offensive role he was not ready for because the rest of the lineup was sucking.

he had a bad year not in terms of his MLB career, but the worst career of his adult life.

unless you’re saying all those factors are going to magically replicate themselves, you cannot argue that this bad year is going to be the trend going forward.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

year, rather.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly

he went into the Mac hiring as the first student in, and immediately resolved to change his batting stance. A LOT.

it’s so very convenient to average out his numbers without looking at the underlying causes. have fun with your spreadsheets.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

but the good year

consists of 105 starts and 429 PAs which followed a pretty sucky part time 2008 and a nice breakout post all star game 2007. I guess he is due in 2011 if the pattern holds.

by ubeddie on Nov 30, 2010 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

he was used really peculiarly, which accounts for some of that.

he’s been blocked by about 4 or 5 different guys.

I’m not saying the good year is the trend, either. but there is nothing in events that allow the argument “there is no more upside, ever, go away”.

it’s a gamble on that upside, but the payoff is the kind that only comes five or six times a generation.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree that there is upside

but the reality is Boog could easily become Cesar Izturis. He’ll have 2011 to prove himself or he’ll become a perennial non tender candidate. Hopefully the Cards see the gamble is worth $1.5-$2 mm.

The “one bad year” meme is implying multiple good years which just isn’t true.

by ubeddie on Nov 30, 2010 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

since when?

that’s false. that’s not what the meme says. and this one, I’ve watched.

most of us are saying — if the Cards don’t give him a chance to succeed, he won’t succeed. there is a lot of prior evidence for that. meanwhile we get comments like WMT’s implying he’s no better than a replacement player.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

there is a huge potential for him to be the SS going forward

being paid next to nothing for his services. every other SS candidate out there — I don’t see anyone else in the market that the Cards can swing a similar deal with.

and quite frankly, if we lose him as the SS going forward, we get the same problem anyway. why try to buy into that problem right now? with a ground-ball-heavy pitching staff?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

what's the meme mean then

I usually follow these but all I’m getting from this one is player A has had several good years and is coming off a bad year. sorry to be dense.

by ubeddie on Nov 30, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never implied that he's no better than a replacement player.

I’ve “implied” that he’s not “perhaps the best SS in baseball” and otherwise not as good as all the overwrought handwringing here suggests.

You seem to think you intimately understand Boog’s mental state and the psychological reasons for his poor performance this past year, which I find weird and creepy. I honestly don’t think you’re capable of objectively analyzing Boog or the FO’s decisions concerning the SS position.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Nov 30, 2010 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

good for you.

then I’ll stop arguing with you, because you’ve pretty much stated you’re not interested in listening at all.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

though it does amuse me

that someone who won’t look at all the information and context
calls someone else non-objective.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you

The “one bad year” meme is tired

by OCCardsFan on Nov 30, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

oops

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what i got out of it

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

ayup

i’m okay with the trade. I hope Ryan wins the job and Theriot can be the super-sub.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Nov 30, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

and skip becomes super sub?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Nov 30, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

someone get Mozeliak on the phone

tell him to dfa skip

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

um

Theriot…okay…but replacing BOOG? Excuse me, but WHAT EXACTLY THE FUCKING HELL IS BEING MO THINKING
AAAAAAAH SO PISSED

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Nov 30, 2010 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

Ruben Gotay

That is all.

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Nov 30, 2010 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

Bernie:
If the Cardinals are indeed handing SS job to Theriot, then I don’t like it as much

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...
Boog for Starting Shortstop in 2011!

by Paulspike on Nov 30, 2010 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

I was just perusing BCB and they are thrilled Theriot is with the Cards.

They are looking forward to a Theriot / Miles double play combo. Sheesh

Blessed are they who are pleasant to blog with....

by spfldbird on Nov 30, 2010 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He is their Miles.

Remember when we rejoiced that the Cubs had signed Miles to a two-year contract?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

So Google's gonna buy Groupon

Good move

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

Meh. I mean this is purely a financial move on their part

Previously, their only real source of income was AdSense and AdWords

This is just a new revenue stream for them. And if Groupon is actually making $50 million a month, as is reported, buying them out for $5.3 billion is looking like a pretty damn good deal

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

wiki

Google earned US$2.04 billion ($8.16 billion annualized), or 30% of total revenue, through AdSense.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

wtf sbn.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless I'm reading this financial table wrong

Google receives 97% of its revenues from advertising

http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1288776/000119312509150129/dex992.htm

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

that would make sense

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Nov 30, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

sure, it's a great move for google and i'm sure it's a good thing for the public.

i was just making a joke about google. i actually like google. a lot.

follow me on twitter @nickg105

by stlcardinalsfang on Nov 30, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no sense of humor.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, your face makes me laugh.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 30, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Goddammit

If I spent three months in Montana with you, my self esteem would drop below Boog’s

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 6:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec

for the sheer fact that mysterui likes to make fun of my face.

follow me on twitter @nickg105

by stlcardinalsfang on Nov 30, 2010 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

holy shit

is groupon really that popular? interesting

ive use them once but only because someone mentioned it

by guillermozeliak on Dec 1, 2010 6:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Why are replacing the guy with the plus plus glove and the minus minus bat...

…and not the guy with the minus to minus minus glove and the minus bat?

Especially since the plus plus glove guy plays SS?

I guess Bill James would say that the bat minuses outweigh the glove minueses.

But at SS?

by thepainguy on Nov 30, 2010 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

been covered ad nauseum

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

oddly enough, the cubs fans are more despondent about Theriot than we are about Brendan.

almost.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

really, i don't mind the trade

it’s the ‘theriot will start at SS’ part that has me pissed.

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.

by zoomzoomj88 on Nov 30, 2010 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I was talking more fan reaction.

some of them sound suicidal.
then again, i can’t tell if cubs fans just always sound that way.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree...

I do not object to Tony’s perspective of Good depth….
I do dissaprove of the scoffing notion that Theriot is the favorite to get the bulk of the play at short.

I think the combo of Boog and Theriot turning the keystone is much more attractive than the combo of Theriot and Skip…

Don’t get me wrong I love skip (irrationally) and was a proponent of trying him at second a long time ago… but I think we can all see how that has turned out….. If you can have a rotation of skip and theriot at second with theriot gettting the occassional spell at short, the trade looks much better.

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Nov 30, 2010 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

well... the Sign Guy is with us.

don’t you feel better now

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't find them despondent. I found them ridiculously happy about it.

It must have been on the next page.

Blessed are they who are pleasant to blog with....

by spfldbird on Nov 30, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

that's bcb

they actually know.

i’m looking through the twitter/p-d forum quality crowds.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, gotcha

Blessed are they who are pleasant to blog with....

by spfldbird on Nov 30, 2010 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Sheesh

I leave for a couple of hours, to practice some piano before a lesson, and then I come back, and the comments have blown up! WTF, VEB? Just because there’s a couple of low-level acquisitions? B Ryan ain’t goin’ nowhere. He’s now our super-sub, and the grit will come out.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 5:48 PM EST reply actions  

by 'the grit'

i hope you didn’t mean miles.

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.

by zoomzoomj88 on Nov 30, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I meant B Ryan's grit. He will get even grittier.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

updated my sig

to express how i feel about the prospect of replacing boog with theriot as starting ss. I say let theriot play second. skip can move to bat boy

In St. Louis, Missouri, Boog related crimes are considered especially heinous. The dedicated fans who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as Viva El Birdos. These are their stories. DUH DUHN

by emrfg8 on Nov 30, 2010 5:48 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Skip to bat boy might generate even more revenue for the Cards.

how many times a game would he bend over by the green seats?

there’ll be bidding wars.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm reccing it

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Nov 30, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

groan

facepalm

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Nov 30, 2010 5:58 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 1, 2010 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

1 year of ESPN insider and the magazine for $2

over at http://home.dailysteals.com/... thought it was a solid deal….thought I’d pass it along

check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos

by Dttl89 on Nov 30, 2010 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

F yeah!!!

I missed it last year.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Nov 30, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It's up on SlickDeals

They don’t post unless they deal is legit

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Has anyone mentioned that Theriot is also a terrible baserunner?

I mean, Yadi won’t be picking him off 1st any more, but it goes beyond that. Didn’t Tony or someone acknowledge the 2010 Cards’ shitty baserunning and vow to address it?

And so they go and acquire Ryan Theriot, a guy so inept on the basepaths that Bleed Cubbie Blue coined an acronym to describe it?

by Andyfantastic on Nov 30, 2010 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

he should fit right in then

Blessed are they who are pleasant to blog with....

by spfldbird on Nov 30, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i keep wanting to leave

but this just gets better and better. apologies for quoting Gordon, but he’s the only source I see off-hand. he’s probably #poachin’.

  1. Theriot: “I’m finally on the right side of the Cubs-Cardinals rivalry.” 5 minutes ago via TweetDeck
    BURNNNNNNN.
  2. Theriot: “I can’t tell you how excited myself and my family were . . . you have wonderful Hall of Fame manager, a storied tradition.” 4 minutes ago via TweetDeck
    Wash your hands before you touch that pie.
  3. Theriot: “I enjoyed the rivalry. Tony had a cool little style. I knew we would have to position the infield a little… ”http://bit.ly/fyUfcu" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/fyUfcu 3 minutes ago via TweetDeck
    You’ll find out about that soon enough.
  4. Theriot: “I want to prepare to play in October. It’s more a team-oriented thing for me.” 2 minutes ago via TweetDeck
    Yes, little utility infielder. You are now free.
  5. Theriot: “I want to steal more bags. If you can steal bases and get into scoring position, that equates to scoring more runs.” 1 minute ago via TweetDeck
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

there’s more coming in right now, but I’m freaking out.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

this is great. keep 'em coming

Blessed are they who are pleasant to blog with....

by spfldbird on Nov 30, 2010 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I have to go vomit my grilled cheese sandwich.

you’re all on your own now.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

..........nooooooooooooooooo.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD A;DJFAL/SDKFJAL/KA;SF

Theriot added that his focus at shortstop is catching everything hit at him, not making SportsCenter defensive plays. Invoked the name “David Eckstein.” link

please
please, no more

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

#1's the best

but #5? that could be trouble.

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.

by zoomzoomj88 on Nov 30, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

the hidden track #6 troubles me the most
Theriot: “I won two division (titles) at shortstop. It’s a position I played my whole life. It’s a position I feel comfortable at. Playing second base was more of an adjustment, to be honest with you.”

by clank on Nov 30, 2010 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

a little too happy

he’s got to stop thinking like a cub
don’t ever think title till you’ve got the division

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

here's what I was lookin' for

interview
http://media.kfns.com/Podcasts/1670/Segment_5_11-30-10.mp3

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Best thing I've read all day

The Story of Divergent USC Quarterbacks

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/2010/11/photo-story-a-tale-of-two-matts-cassel-and-leinart/

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 6:05 PM EST reply actions  

We had Bill Nye MOTHERFUCKING pass out on stage for us two weeks ago

What has YOUR school done?!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

BUT DID HE PASS OUT

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

that was dumb...

and i hate mark sanchez more than i did before after reading that – and i really really hated him before….

by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 30, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

How the hell does someone hate Mark Sanchez?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

cause he is a terrible quarterback

and people think he’s good thanks to ESPN and his talent around him

plus those pictures of him modeling make me think he is a douchebag….

by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 30, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

There is literally nothing to indicate that he's a terrible quarterback

And he’s actually a nice guy. Ran into him on campus a couple of times, have heard stories of friends who’ve had him in class. Polite, shows up to class every day, very outgoing

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

what?

put it this way…. he has an 81.9 QB rating (average), 16 TDs, 8 INTs (2-1 – average), 55.2% CP (pretty awful)….

then consider that he has one of the best offensive lines in the game, three good receivers, a Top 5 NFL TE and the league’s best defense in case he fucks up….

he is oh so overrated

by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 30, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

So just because a 2nd year quarterback isn't putting up Peyton Manning stats, he's terrible?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

yeh cause those numbers right there are peyton manning stats....

81.9 QB rating with his talent around him isn’t that good… believe it or not… its about middle of the pack and when you add in the fact that he has the most talented team in the league with him, it makes him a below average QB

by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 30, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

...?

Try reading my post again?

He might be a slightly below average QB, yeah. But you said “terrible,” which implies bottom-5 in the NFL

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

And Matt Cassel isn't very good either

Congrats to him that the running game sucks 8 into the box every play.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Nov 30, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Please show me objectively that Matt Cassel is not a good quarterback

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

8 in the box every play

Yet only 60% completion, 18th in the league in yards/attempt. He doesn’t have interceptions because it’s single coverage.

The Chiefs’ running game has been ridiculous—-almost 300 yards ahead of 2nd place!—-Cassel has to throw less than any QB in the league, I’d hope his QB rating is really good. He’s an average QB.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Nov 30, 2010 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

So he's only average because he's put up good stats with a good running game?

Nobody’s saying he’s an elite quarterback (at least I’m not)

He’s a good quarterback putting up great stats. Nothing indicates that he’s "not very good’

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Semantics

He’s an average QB putting up good stats. The only one of his stats that is elite is the TD/INT, and that’s just called “single coverage”.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Nov 30, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck yeah he is

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a Rams fan

Once they’re out of college, I don’t really care how USC players do. I wish them well, but when it comes to the NFL, it’s all about the Rams

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Ew

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Go Falcons

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 1, 2010 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

...


http://twitter.com/JoeStrauss/status/9743415143038976

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 6:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

NEEEIIIIGHHHH

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

blockquotes are your friend

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

or rather, the friend of people at work

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

...
Theriot makes clear a strong preference to play SS. My understanding is he’ll get his wish. B. Ryan on the clock.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 30, 2010 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

that unicorn is way to f'ing manly

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

are you threatened by it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

the beta males association has voted "yes" on this action item.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Nov 30, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I forgot all about them.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Beta male is such a great insult

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

so's your face

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

facebook is now suing you for trademark infractions.

it’ll get to the others soon.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

facebook can s my d

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

see my documentation?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Nov 30, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

.....yes.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

not quite

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Well with any luck

Theriot = no Tejada

Win?

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

More importantly

Theriot = no Miles with any semblance of intelligent thought.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Nov 30, 2010 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm as pro-La Russa as anybody on this website

but I don’t think there’s ever a situation where he thinks to himself, “That should be enough scrappy little overachievers with heart for now.”

by DanUpBaby on Nov 30, 2010 6:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I will riot

Riot I tell you!

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Nov 30, 2010 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Qiet Riot!

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Nov 30, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Basically

I heard “Theriot trade” and that was my first thought. Way too busy with MBA stuff to worry about anything other than things less important than how bad Miles is.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Nov 30, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Worded terribly

*worry about things less important…

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Nov 30, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yo bro I was just wondering if anybody happened to know Miles' BA on groundballs handy

Seems like it’d be a pretty helpful stat to show how lucky he got, but that’s just me

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

bingo

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Nov 30, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

So now we're paying $6 million for Skip and Theriot?

We could have gone year to year with Skip, non-tendered him this offseason, and then acquired someone who was actually good with our $6 million.

Mo fail.

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Nov 30, 2010 6:47 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

really the only reason this bothers me is the money

if Theriot was cheap, I might be able to handle it better

i’ll try not to get too worked up over the SS comment when we haven’t even played a game

by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 30, 2010 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't worry too much about Ryan's playing time...

it’s going to be a three-way suck fest and whoever shows the faintest sign of life will play, in bed.

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Nov 30, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I AM SO OUTRAGED

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Am I the only one ...

… that noticed how fucking terrible Boog the Spaz was? He was miserable at the plate. I think he had like a 50 OPS+. He made me sick to my stomach all season.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Nov 30, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

congratulations.

yes, we did.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Im just sayin ...

… all the “outrage” is ridiculous.

I’m just noticing that I replied to prophet’s post, and he was probably being sarcastic.

by QuadCitiesCardsFan on Nov 30, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

You didn't have to watch Theriot last season.

With a .305 BABIP, he put up a .286 wOBA. Ryan, on the other hand, only had a .253 BABIP which helped fuel his horrible .256 wOBA.

I’m not saying that Ryan was remotely good at the plate. I’m just saying that Theriot had a roughly league-average BABIP yet still only musted a .286 wOBA. His line is scarily similar to Skip’s, except Skip had a lower BABIP and a higher wOBA than Theriot. Sure, it was one season, but here are Theriot’s last three wOBAs: .338, .318, and .286. I find this worrisome and am not at all convinced that Theriot will be even the .319 wOBA offensive player that he has been for his career. The Bill James projection for Theriot is a .307 wOBA. For Ryan, it’s .288. I bet a .288-wOBA Ryan would have a higher WAR than a .307-wOBA Theriot.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 8:54 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

shhhh

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

but tony wanted a proven veteran

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

so far they have resigned

Westy, and signed a Loogy and traded for the riot

so what other moves?

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Nov 30, 2010 6:48 PM EST reply actions  

Kick Brendan Ryan off the 40-man...

assign him to the Venezuela league?

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Nov 30, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm firmly on the Lance Berkman bandwagon

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

to play where?

right field? He hasn’t played more than token minutes out there since about 2005

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Nov 30, 2010 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Holliday's said that he's happy to move to RF if the team acquires a LF

Berkman in left, Holliday in right

Platoon Berkman and Craig in left if you so desire

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I like.

Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.

by mtzxc on Nov 30, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll rec it.

Enter vivaelpujols
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by hazel on Nov 30, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Me two

I would like to see us sign him to a 1 year 5 million dollar deal and then package Skip and Jay for a decent second baseman.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Well $7 million's been the number floated out there

But yeah

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

i hope so

it reminds me of the bobby abreu deal the angels game him.
1/5 seems a little team friendly, and i think other teams have a greater need for him

by YesWeOquendo on Nov 30, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Theriot vs. Skippy / Boog

Theriot:
2010 – -0.1 WAR 70 OPS+
2009 – -0.7 WAR 83 OPS+
2008 – 1.0 WAR 92 OPS+
2007 – 1.8 WAR 71 OPS+
2006 – 1.7 WAR, 135 OPS+

Schumaker:
2010 – 0.4 WAR, 83 OPS+
2009 – 1.5 WAR 102 OPS+
2008 – 2.1 WAR 102 OPS+
2007 – 0.7 WAR 111 OPS+

Ryan:
2010 – 0.9 WAR 57 OPS+
2009 – 3.4 WAR 97 OPS+
2008 – 0.3 WAR 59 OPS+
2007 – 1.6 WAR 95 OPS+

We really just picked this guy up?…

Oh, and somehow, ESPN already has a picture of Theriot in a Cards uniform. Photoshop for the win?

by JWO on Nov 30, 2010 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

fWAR is a lot kinder to theriot. FWIW.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Nov 30, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Nov 30, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Cubs Fan Replies to The Riot trade on Yahoo...

effstorm2 8 minutes ago Report Abuse

“Some of you know I’m a cubs fan, but respect The Cards and (most) of thier fans. The Riot has shown potential, decent fielder, has a decent bat (when not swingin for the fences!) but, that said: Brain-dead on basepaths & you can’t buy him an important walk! Great quote I read: “I can’t walk, but I can run. Thought follows close behind me”…what am I? A) Ryan Theriot. We cub fans developed a stat for The Riot: TOOTBLAN. (Thrown Out On The Basepaths Looking A Nincompoop). Last count, I saw, Riot was in mid-20s for last year. Nice guy, decent player, needs to THINK on base BEFORE he acts. Good Luck Riot. Hope my cubbies can provide a bit more competition for the Cards in 2011! (Reds gotta, gotta be unseated!)"

TOOTBLAN??? I hope Mr. Carpenter has a nice chat with The Riot upon entering the premises…
:=8/

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Nov 30, 2010 7:08 PM EST reply actions  

thank you

“when not swingin for the fences!” – does every fanbase have this thought cause i highly doubt Theriot, with 16 career homers, swings for the fences….

by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 30, 2010 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

TOOTBLAN

The best contribution Cubs fans have given baseball in quite some time.

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Any chance that Theriot

Could become a Type B Free Agent? Numbers good enough?

by JWO on Nov 30, 2010 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

Just checked

Elias says Theriot is a Type B. Fun fact to file away.

by JWO on Nov 30, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

bj rains tweet
Mo on B Ryan “..May be an opportunity for us to put him in a deal and that may make sense but there also may be a role as a super-utility.”/blockquote>

linky

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.

by zoomzoomj88 on Nov 30, 2010 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

/blockquote fail

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.

by zoomzoomj88 on Nov 30, 2010 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i can see it now

let’s tax his newly healed wrist by planting him at third base.

leaving might be a mercy.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Enlightening

Also, against the guidelines.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I know.

That blatant missed comma is disturbing.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 30, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

who's that knocking at your door, RiverRat......

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know,

I’m still at work.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 30, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah can we banhammer fang for that?

I was very offended

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You should ban him

Just for a day or two. Just for fun. Just for giggles. Everyone loves giggles.

/plotting

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

no, no.

you have to put a bed in the room
and make it fill up most of the square footage.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

What is this I don't even

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

are you threatened by beds?

if so, does your fiancee know?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

ban him!

he’s a witch!

Just win

by The Duke on Nov 30, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

TATTLETALE

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, the last time I spelled it out was the 18th.

I really thought I fell off the wagon lately.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

for the record

I’m not fond of shunning-by-mob.

I do like swift consequences for actions.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

brendan as super utility guy?

woh, mind is blown… think of the possibilities!

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I see what they're doing here....

announcing him as the SS to take the rest of the league off guard when they trade for Hardy thus moving Theriot to second. Me like.

Bob Feller is THE prime example of a cranky old man...working with him a 8:00 AM has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America.

by mtzxc on Nov 30, 2010 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

this is my hope as well

hopefully it will drive down the price on Hardy as well because it looks like we “have” an SS already.

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by jroman on Nov 30, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmmm, interesting

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

anyone posted this yet?

http://www.amazinavenue.com/2010/11/18/1820392/using-dfawarp-to-evaluate-the-mets

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

nerdbomb!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

they rated Angel Pagan over Jose Reyes?

R.A. Dickey too?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

first time i read that in his post

i read nertlerb.

/f’n cow

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Nov 30, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I wondah if dose guys ovah theah

still tink David F’in Wright is still in da same class as da Maching?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Still

ya no?

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

They mentioned the Waino-curveball

WIN

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

gotfingdammitalltohell

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

Theriot may have gotten out just in time

the McCourts just failboated mediation. I’m skimming, but I take it the judge will decide.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

....
The McCourts now will await the ruling of Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon, who will decide the validity of a marital agreement that would provide Frank with sole ownership of the Dodgers. Jamie has asked Gordon to throw out that agreement, which could leave the ownership of the team in dispute for several years. Gordon has until Dec. 28 to rule.

L.A. Times

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

dear mo

paying more dolla bills for worse production is not a winning management strategy.

How depressing is it being you? Is it closer to being a lifelong cubs fan or being born without lips? - Janitor

by themanthemyth on Nov 30, 2010 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

theriot is worse than whom?

or are you referring to tallet?

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously, we need a new FO & coaching staff

these stupid ass moves are doing nothing but continually wasting Albert’s, Lego’s, Wagonmaker’s & the rest of the better players best years. i’m sick & tired of this crap. they are either too stupid or too stubborn to be running the team anymore. fuck this shit, throw the bums out & get some people who know what they are doing DeWitt & Co. or for fucks sake at least sell the team to some owners who don’t put the franchise in the hands of incompetent morans

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

go have a drink

we replaced a 1 WAR player. this isn’t what’s going to make or break the team

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Brendan Ryan is not a 1 WAR player

His career wOBA is .294 – over 600 PA that’s -17.7 runs. The positional adjustment for shortstop is +7.5 runs, and his career UZR/150 is 11.4 (in an inadequate sample, but that seems about right to me). Add it up and he’s a 2.1 WAR player.

Then again, Theriot is also possible a league average player going forward as well. The problem is that Skip is really the 1 WAR player, and we aren’t replacing him. Making Skip the starter at the expense of Ryan/Theriot is likely going to cost us a win next year – nothing to joke about.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

superboog may be the new secret weapon, however

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

this fits the definition of superutility, right?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

it's hard to find a better option at 2b for us (assuming that's how he gets used).

i would have liked ellis, scutaro, or jj hardy, but i don’t know how hard any of them were to get.

now, if they trade brendan ryan next week for a middle reliever, i will sign your petition.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Nov 30, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

we all know that's going to happen & that's what has be upet

Theriot replacing Skip is probably a good idea, Theroit replacing Boog is not, yet that what’s going to happen

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

VEB: We're drama queens

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

count me out of the group

that knows boog will be traded for middle relief. this is not something i know or suspect

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Ditto.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

after what MO said today how can you all not expect that to happen?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

because we have loads of relievers

and because we’re being objective

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Cards need a backup catcher.

Blessed are they who are pleasant to blog with....

by spfldbird on Nov 30, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Do we?

I like Anderson

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

what do back up catchers & relief pitchers have to do with this?

i don’t get how this effect theriot taking over SS from Boog. what am i missing?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

now, if they trade brendan ryan next week for a middle reliever, i will sign your petition.
we all know that’s going to happen & that’s what has be upet

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

if he's not traded he's going to be cut or demoted

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

we traded

a 500k pitcher for a 3m ss-like player
payroll rising

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Nov 30, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i think john mozeliak is a pretty good general manager.

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:55 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

when all we have to throw bitch fits about

is the handling of the worst players on our team…you see where this is going

but by all means, ignore the jake westbrook bargain, the market value holliday contract and all the other ones that matter and give yourselves ulcers over the complementary pieces

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

well,

if any of his last 5 full seasons are any indication, he’s likely to produce above his contract and he signed for fewer years than he could have gotten elsewhere

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

REC'd

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

this can be said for every day during the offseason.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Nov 30, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

boosh

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.

by zoomzoomj88 on Nov 30, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

sure

but he had surgery once and bounced back for 200+ innings last season. it’s a fairly safe contract

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

jon garland says "no."

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Nov 30, 2010 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

potentially

unless he needs motocross surgery in the future

You can't spell 'Inebriated' without 'Aranathor'
Forsooth and Verily

by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

No, he signed for an almost perfect market value deal

We’re paying him like a 2 win player in each of the next two years – he’s old and coming off of injury, so that’s probably he’s median projection. He does have some upsdie though.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't consider Westbrook to be a bargain.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the signing was market value

But the probability that we get surplus value is higher than the probability that we give up value

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with both of you.

Perhaps Cyber Monday had skewed my version of a bargain, but, paying market value with a nice upside (which I agree with completely as a description of the Westbrook signing) is not a bargain to me. It’s fair and I’m okay with it.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It might not be a bargain in that we did not pay less than other teams would have paid

But we’re also likely to gain surplus value out of this, simply because 2 WAR has basically been his floor in his healthy seasons

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we did get him cheaper

Not by much, and mostly in years, but I think he could have gotten a little better deal elsewhere. He indicated so himself.

by ArkansasTravs on Nov 30, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that he is below average

And the fact that he is influenced by Tony (the worst manager in baseball) makes the combination of the two terrible.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

what GMs are clealy better?

i can think of theo epstein

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

whaaaa

Theo, Billy Beane, Cashman, guy on Rays, new saber guy on Jays – that’s just the AL East.

C’mon, Mo is clearly a below average GM. Look at the signings he’s made:

Lohse: 4/41
Westbrook: 2/17.5
Holliday: 7/120
Lopez: 1/1

That’s all I can think of right now. He’s either signed players for market value or well above, the only good deal he’s made was Lopez and that didn’t even turn out well (not that that means much).

Trades:

Got fleeced on Holliday (despite how Walrus has turned out)
Got boned on DeRosa
Got boned on Kahlil

Name one really good move he’s made.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

hmm... kept pineiro a year after he sucked.

umm….shelby miller

hasn’t traded rasmus….yet

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by CodyG on Nov 30, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Shelby is a pitcher in the draft

That’s about as crapshooty as it gets. Besides, the draft is probably much more Luhnow’s deal.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

TINSTAAPP

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

i'll give you the rays GM

cashman is, well, a cash man. i don’t think he’s necessarily a better GM.

i don’t agree with you on any of the trades. how did he get fleeced on holliday?

one good move he’s made – the holliday contract. he was pretty much the exact same player as teixeira with the exact same agent and he got him for one less year and $100MM fewer years

name 15 active GMs who have pulled of something similar and i’ll give you the below average tag

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

The Holliday contract was market value

Based on dollar per WAR analysis – comparing that with a freaking Yankees contract doesn’t prove anything (what is every contract good if it’s better than the ARod deal?). That’s an average move, and one with a lot of risk – it doesn’t take any skill to give a massive contract to a superstar.

Besides the original Lohse deal and maybe the Felipe deal, what’s a clearly above average move that he has made?

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

market value for a boras client is an accomplishment

to answer your question, other than holliday, getting westbrook to stay for only two years at below market value

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Westbrook signed for market value, or at least close to it

Paying 2/17.5 for a 34 year old pitcher coming off of TJ surgery is not a clearly above average deal. And no, paying market value for Holliday is not an accomplishment, other than being the highest bidder.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

name the last high profile boras client

to go for market value

and westbrook signed for 2/16.5 (i thought) and admitted that he fielded offers for more years at a higher AAV. that’s not worth anything?

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Westbrook has a mutual option that requires a 1 million dollar buyout from the Cards

So I guess it’s like a 17 million dollar deal. It’s not a bad move but it’s pretty much the definition of a market value average deal, not something you point to as a clear win for the GM.

JD Drew, Johnny Damon.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

there's nothing to be said

for getting players to sign for less than other offers?

sorry, but i think you’re letting your personal feelings cloud your objectivity. i have a hard time believing that you think at least 15 MLB GMs are better than mo

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

westbrook signed for 2/16.5 (i thought) and admitted that he fielded offers for more years at a higher AAV

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

who gets credit

for westbrook not taking the more money and more years?

is it the pie?

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Mo gets the credit, but that doesn't mean it was a good deal

It just means that Westbrook was being overvalued on the open market.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Beane and Cashman are completely overrated.

Beane swaps out players like a nervous fantasy baseball GM. He also doesn’t understand that it would benefit the marketing department and fan morale to have at least one likeable player stick around a long time. Methinks he’s more concerned with having his own name in print than any of his players.

And Cashman? Please. His $ resources are endless. Easy to put together a good team when you really don’t have a $ cap.

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by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Their stadium does kinda suck.

We went to AT&T then rode BART to the Coliseum this Summer. The difference was day and night. AT&T was absolutely electric and beautiful. We walked into the Coliseum and it felt like we were on the set of Road Warrior. As a pure baseball fan, it was quite a let-down.

On the positive side, you can walk right up to the Coliseum ticket window at game time and score superb seats (ours were right behind the Angels dugout) for $50.

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by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

It was like that in '83

when I was living in Berkeley, and went to a game there. Ugh. It’s now tied for the 4th oldest stadium in MLB.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

It doesn't "kinda suck"

It sucks HARD. It is a truly terrible baseball stadium.

by mojowo11 on Dec 1, 2010 2:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha.

So true.

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by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

so, by definition,

Mo was smarter.

I’m not saying he’s the best one out there, I disagree with some moves, like others. But I do think you are dismissing his good deals while overstating the bad ones a bit.

by ArkansasTravs on Nov 30, 2010 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, he was smarter than the idiots who wanted to give Westbrook a higher than market value deal

I’ve said it was an average deal – PJ was the one referring to it as a clear Mo win.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

regardless of whether the deal was market value

the dude negotiated an important piece of our rotation into signing a contract which which less in years and AAV than other offers he had received

in what world is that not a win?

if you are offered x dollars for something and i get you to give me that something for x – y dollars, where y is a positive real number, i have clearly won.

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 11:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Westbrook signed basically a 2 year 17 million dollar deal

Assuming 4.5 million per win and 5% inflation that equates to a just under a 2 WAR player. As a former 4 WAR player coming off of injury and who’s well past his prime, that seems a very reasonable median projection for Westbrook – making the deal market value. Average.

The fact that other GM’s were willing to go higher doesn’t mean that Mo’s deal was better than average, it means it was better than terrible. Which is average.

Mo may have “won”, but again, the deal was not something you can point to as a great deal. It was an average deal. As in better than 14.5 out of 30 GM’s. When you combine an average deal, with another average deal (Holliday), and a miserable deal (Lohse), and a whole host of other deals ranging from slightly above average to slightly below average, you have a below average GM.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked Walt.

Mo’s been hit and miss. He hit a HR with the Holliday deal, but otherwise his wins have been largely of the dumpster-dive variety. Nothing wrong with that, but it’s like being a singles hitter.

I’ll give him Mo little more time before I join the lynch mob. He’s certainly more frugal and youth-focused. If Rasmus, Shelby, and/or Cox become legit MLB players, that will go a long way in solidifying my confidence in him and his co-workers.

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by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

we’ll see how it goes with that rasmus punk

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

"punk"

I think you’re onto something. Mohawk and tattoos for Colby!

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by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

in a contest w/ only one bidder

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by sportsman on Nov 30, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Signing Lohse before the '08 season for pennies.

That first Lohse contract was wonderful.

Also, I say this as someone who was as critical of the Wallace trade as anyone (so much so that I still refer to it as “the Wallace trade”), but I think we need to ask ourselves if the Cardinals FO had an accurate scouting report on Wallace and projected him to be something less than all of our hopes, so they dumped him as soon as they could for the best commodity they could get in return. If this is so, then he should be given credit for the Wallace trade.

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by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

who was it who brought in Ryan Ludwick?

I keep forgetting.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe that Ludwick gave an interview after the trade,

and said that Mo was one of his best friends in baseball because Mo advocated bringing him into our system. But, I could be wrong.

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by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

it was so long ago

they were halcyon days…

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe you've confused Mo with Dave Murray.

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by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, Mo scouted Luddy at UNLV

and followed his career after. That was a good signing.

by SleepyCA on Nov 30, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

But that was on the advice of Dave Murray

who was already good friends with the Ludwicks.

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by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree about Lohse

But I don’t see why we should give the Cardinals credit just because Wallace hasn’t gotten better – that was always a possibility (it’s not like Wallace’s current development path is the One True Outcome).

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Well if you think with a certain degree of probability that a player is a lemon, and then trade him before everybody else figures out that he's a lemon

You deserve some sort of credit

The Cardinals derived some value by drafting Wallace, actually. Players tend to lose value after they’re traded once (because of the aforementioned lemon phenomenon), so we theoretically got the most value out of Wallace

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly my point.

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by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

i hated the holliday trade at the time

looks brilliant in hindsight, though

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't say "brilliant"

We got Holliday for a half season – he wasn’t the difference between us making the playoffs or not and he actually cost us a win in the playoffs (in hindsight). It’s not like we got a hometown discount in his contract either.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

it's wouldn't have been the first

or last time a player played here for half a season and was then more inclined to sign long term

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he was more inclined to sign the deal

Because we offered him 7/120. By all indications of the time, nobody else was willing to go that high.

by vivaelpujols on Nov 30, 2010 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

not in total value

but he had (reportedly) up to 2/20 on the table from the yankees

i’m not saying holliday necessarily is one of those people, but i think the cardinals were more inclined to pursue him because if the situation

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

what are the odds mo is a big "wheel of fortune" fan, and just really wants to see the

BRENDAN
RYAN
THERIOT

puzzle?

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by tom s. on Nov 30, 2010 7:56 PM EST reply actions   4 recs

meh

he already screwed up the

BRENDAN
RYAN
LUDWICK

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by scoot on Nov 30, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

thus the "Boog" nickname sticks.

always with the Ryans.
what other Ryans can we acquire?

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

we have ryan franklin already

I'm not trolling, just being sarcastic.

by hr on Nov 30, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I know this isn't going to be particularly popular, and i am sorta-playing Devil's advocate buuutttt...

i think the theriot acquisation is less catacylsmical than it first appears; firstly the statistcal differences between theriot, skip and boog (in particular WAR) is relatively small, small enough that given that they are single season numbers they mean very little in terms of predicting future value.

besides, as much as TLR is much maligned for his lineup moves during the season there is reason to believe that he won’t just let theriot play and play and play regardless of actual results. See: Barden, Brian and Ankiel, Rick.

Yes, i love boooooooog as much as anyone but from a purely baseballing perspective, i like this move; as has been mentioned we’ve dealt from an area of excessive strength to improve an area of weakness. and at the very, very worst we’ve acquired a better MIF depth and a better bench bat. and at the theoretical worst we’re going to lose a 1 WAR player. but i honestly doubt that Ryan is going to get traded as that would basically negate the addition of theriot.

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by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 8:01 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

BJ Ryan, champion paraphraser

http://twitter.com/BJRains/status/9758367354458112

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Rains, rather.

frickin wheel of fortune

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of creepy

BJ Rains really does give out way too much information.
twitter.com/BJRains/status/9736831528599552

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice link

snicker

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I did it on purpose, sirrah.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

they're into that and ribs.

wait, isn’t that where the winter meetings are? hmm.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

8675309?

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

6345789

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by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the correct opinion.

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

we need to be patient though

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

except

theriot is just an average piece, probably worth hawkman
but what we really needed was someone better than theriot
will we yet get a real ss? i doubt it because that’s what hawk was worth and he was all they were going to give up
hall or hardie would be more likely to turn into a real difference

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by sportsman on Nov 30, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

my biggest issue with it

besides the fact that he’s going to play the wrong position, is that the Dodgers were going to non-tender him. IE, the cards could have gotten him for cash only, and probably less than they are going to end up paying him, maybe even a minor-league deal, AND given up no talent for him.

Granted, Hawk wasn’t a lot to give up, but now we can’t trade him for something else.

by SleepyCA on Nov 30, 2010 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

because the cardinals are the only team that he could help?

i’m not so sure that’s true. i’m also not convinced that just getting hawk off the roster isn’t a benefit in itself

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

hawk was nothing

But how many teams would’ve turned down theriot? look what the giants just gave Tejada as proof.

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by CodyG on Nov 30, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

HFS

i missed this news

$7MM?!

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah...

Hawk was worthless, and he wasn’t signing any minor league deal. He would’ve been a sought after commodity and probably would’ve signed for $2-3 mill

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Nov 30, 2010 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

THERE IS A GOD
The Giants agreed to sign Miguel Tejada to a one-year deal worth $6.5MM, according to Enrique Rojas of ESPNDeportes (on Twitter). The infielder obtains a $500K bonus from the Giants, according to Rojas.

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by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

lololololololololololololololol

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

sabean is learning -- now he's only overpaying aging players in one year quantities!

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by tom s. on Nov 30, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHHAA

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF????

The have DeRosa still.
Can we trade for DeRO?

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by CodyG on Nov 30, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

he has no wrist.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

he'll smile winningly and they'll win!

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

kneecapping him is against the guidelines, eh.

oh man, didn’t Waino do that to him? did he get hit once, or twice?

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, this means Bartlett is back on the table

for better or worse

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by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh

What?

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

MLBTR
TUESDAY, 3:45pm: The Giants have become one of the most serious suitors for Bartlett, according to Rosenthal and Morosi.

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by Aranathor on Nov 30, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I thought you meant for us

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

i would doubt after

the riot they go for bartlett

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Nov 30, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, give up one prospect/AAAA guy

or give up a lot more

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Whew

There goes a potential Boog suitor.

by mojowo11 on Nov 30, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

whoa

MCC found out that the Giants wanted to match the offer to Uribe.
reeeejected. allegedly. other reports say the Dodgers just put the heat on him.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

via MCC
MUrbanCSN Mychael Urban source: #sfgiants are expecting tejada to be an everyday player; unclear if at SS or 3B.

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

this made my day

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Cubs fans seem to like the Theriot deal.

Not sure what to think of that.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

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by SheckieZx on Nov 30, 2010 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

my brother was like, good! he sucks

he’s a cubs fan though

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 30, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Tallet's deal was for $750,000

According BWalton’s twitter

Meh.

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

He's not that bad

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He's not going to have the same role with us as he did with the Blue Jays

He’s a LOOGY. He did not pitch badly as a LOOGY

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Hellifiknow

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by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen those

you can usually find them near any Heckawe tribe encampment.

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by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

not a very long sale, then?

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see the problem

Assuming they are planning to keep Ryan, theriot starts and ryan comes in as defensive replacement for final three innings. Theriot moves to 2B in late innings to replace Schu. Theriot starts at 2b against LHP and Ryan gets 30-40 starts — seems like a reasonable usage for no hit-all field ryan.

Just win

by The Duke on Nov 30, 2010 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

LHP starters

over the last four years, Cards averaged 54 games facing LHP starters roughly 1/3rd. The team will need a platoon partner for Skippy and insurance for Freese. Unless the team obtains more depth at MIF or 3B, I see Boog being that super utility, late inning replacement guy to start the year, similar to his role in 2009 when he was very successful. Who knows, Boog might be more comfortable being in that kind of role instead of being counted on as a full time all round SS.

Skippy has gotten 16 & 17 starts against LHP during the last two years. Not sure how many of those were due to others being unavailable, but that number needs to be cut down below 5.

by ubeddie on Nov 30, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think the move will make much of a difference

But did Ryan really piss someone off? Because there is no reason to trade him; and it looks like that’s happening soon

by riotmute on Nov 30, 2010 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

IMO, I think it's more a matter of them loving Skip too much

in this case, it might really be a crime…

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by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Frankly,

I think TLR has grown tired of Ryan’s personality. Perhaps some of the veterans have, too. I think this was voiced at the end of year meetings of the FO and the plan emerged to target a shortstop to upgrade the middle infield because the club views Skip as more likely to have a bounce-back season and play as a league-average bat than Ryan. Also, Skip is a TLR favorite and Brendan is not.

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by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

but

skip will undoubtedly be gone after 2011
boog would still be with us and cheap
no ss in the pipeline

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...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Nov 30, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

You know, I wonder if this is the key

(not Tyler’s opinion, obviously, but) Maybe what’s behind this “replace Boog” theme is the fact that the Cards believe that Greene can produce, on average, the same value as Brendan in a couple of years and would be cheaper. Therefore, “upgrade” with Theriot for a year, then plan on T. Greene taking over in 2012 and, by combination of a bit better bat and a bit lesser glove, duplicate B. Ryan’s overall production from then on.

Now, I think they’re thinking (if this were true) is dead wrong, but maybe that’s part of the internal rationale for this. (Although I’d certainly not be surprised if the personality issues w/ TLR/team wasn’t the chief underlying factor either.)

by ArkansasTravs on Nov 30, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't you see Pete Kozma on the 40-man?

It’s an understandable mistake. Kozma hasn’t even received a number…yet.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

no one

so why did we give up joey?
this is the kind of thing about jmo that mystifies me

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Nov 30, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

because he wasn't good enough

to stay on the 25-man roster all year over any one of matt holliday, colby rasmus, allen craig or jon jay

i thought we went over this

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

he's almost certainly better than craig or jay

and if he isn’t, we give up on him in ST, not in October the year after a wrist surgery.

Because he has werthian upside, he is worth a shot. The other guys you mention don’t have that.

UNLESS the org knows something we don’t, which is possible- after all, a guy with a .500ish OPS beat him at wiffleball. That can’t bode well.

by SleepyCA on Dec 1, 2010 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah
he’s almost certainly better than craig or jay

this is totally not founded in objectivity.

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by prophetjohn on Dec 1, 2010 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

well, their potential floors are about the same

but there is no way that Jay or Craig, even platooned, have anything near the upside that Mather has.

Now, it’s probably a 75-90% “collapse” for mather, but that 10-25% is worth keeping him one more winter, when he doesn’t cost anything, because he COULD possibly become Matt Holliday, or Jayson Werth. Jay and Craig won’t be that guy, ever, even cmbined.

(FWIW, I love AC! Was on the AC bandwagon long before it was a wagon. JJ, not so much).

by SleepyCA on Dec 1, 2010 2:12 AM EST up reply actions  

but keeping him on the 40-man roster

likely meant exposing a player the org viewed as more valuable than mather

right now i’d say mather and kozma are about equal (i’m not high on mather at all) and all the other ones are likely to contribute

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by prophetjohn on Dec 1, 2010 2:17 AM EST up reply actions  

mather had to be on the 25-man, actually

but he was worth it. I think we’ll be sad to have lost him. If nothing else, he could have subbed at CF vs tough LHP; we have no one else to fill that role, now.

Even if he fails, it demonstrates a failure on Mo’s part to consider the “reward” part of the general risk equations, as long as guys like theriot and jay are on the 25-man roster.

by SleepyCA on Dec 1, 2010 2:29 AM EST up reply actions  

stop hating on Jay

he’ll be Angel Pagan jr. soon enough.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Dec 1, 2010 2:36 AM EST up reply actions  

if he was angel pagan jr

he’d be a 3-4 WAR RF. Pagan has been 7.9 fWar over the last 2 years, which would be pretty elite.

jay isn’t that guy. mather might have been, but we gave him away for nothing.

by SleepyCA on Dec 1, 2010 2:42 AM EST up reply actions  

z

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why the long face?” The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it’s surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Nov 30, 2010 9:01 PM EST reply actions   5 recs

i have a query for you VEB

if a company says all male employees must be clean cut, does that mean they can’t have facial hair?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

i'd say no

just well groomed.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Nov 30, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd say yes

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

that's just discrimination

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

well it is working around rich folk, so they do want you to dress nice & stuff

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Been there.

Rich folk typically expect you to be clean cut w/complete civility, etiquette, and sharp, conservative attire.

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i can do that

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

i've had this goatee since 96, i don't know how bad i'll look without it

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Shave it. Goatees are out of fashion anyway. ;-)

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

but, but i used to be cool!

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

And Black Jack McDowell was once an effective pitcher. ;-)

When you’re old, like me, you’ll realize “cool” is overrated.

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Just to tie this back into baseball: Someone check me on this, but was Black Jack not responsible for the proliferation of goatees in the MLB?

My recollection is that he was the first to sport one. Unfortunately, FanGraphs and the like don’t keep stats on such things. Although they should! (e.g., Biggest ’fro in MLB history, longest hair, etc.)

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This

link

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I cannot imagine him at all.

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

usually either well groomed or clean shaven

you may want to check w/ the company.

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.

by zoomzoomj88 on Nov 30, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

and no long hair, earrings, Mike Tyson face tats, etc.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Nov 30, 2010 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

...or backwards ballcaps.

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

How about a nice

Chakotay look? Here ya go, girls.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Nov 30, 2010 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

shave

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Nov 30, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Why do you want to work for the Yankees?

Do you remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? "R-O-K"?

by jd is legend on Dec 1, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

because they pay WELL

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Dec 1, 2010 2:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd shave.

If you want the job.

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 9:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

We will have the greatest collection of sub-.300 wOBAing infielders in MLB!

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Nov 30, 2010 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

he's Joe Crede 2.0

listen to my wisdom this time sheeple

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Nov 30, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone for the "Where are they now?" file.

Where is Joe Crede now, anyway? Jeff City?

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that's kinda sad.

I was only joking, but according to Wiki my presumption is correct:

“He lives in mid-Missouri, and is a season-ticket holder for Missouri Tigers basketball.”

Ouch.

"Beckett’s retired 19 batters through Six and a third innings, he’s having a phenomonal night…" --Tim McCarver

by kallawaykid on Nov 30, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

you bet

kouskous is would be a good pick up
more value than theriot

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Nov 30, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Too stupid and sissy-like to say that you want out.
You make the eyes of a million girls and think you'll make them shout.

by The Continental on Nov 30, 2010 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

again?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Don't hire

this guy.

Too stupid and sissy-like to say that you want out.
You make the eyes of a million girls and think you'll make them shout.

by The Continental on Nov 30, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I literally just spewed chicken noodle soup everywhere

Thanks asshole

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

That made reading this entire thread completely worth it.

by peach concrete on Nov 30, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So

You know IE kind of sucks, right?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

why are you using IE.

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Where's Dave Duncan?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Nov 30, 2010 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Seattle

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

how'd big z do?

hey Mo: theriot at 2B, boog at SS.

by zoomzoomj88 on Nov 30, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

ask your mom

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Nov 30, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

so zoomzoom comes from big z?

well then.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

miles and miles before we weep

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Nov 30, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah it's been mentioned a couple of times

Aaron Miles was once a non-terrible player

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Got more ROY votes than Holliday

/notreallyrelevant

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Nov 30, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Um, I believe you're forgetting his incredibly flukey 2008 thankyouverymuch

I’m not talking true talent here… I’m talking results, which is what BR goes by

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Um, I believe you're forgetting his incredibly flukey 2008 thankyouverymuch

I’m not talking true talent here… I’m talking results, which is what BR goes by

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Um, I believe you're forgetting his incredibly flukey 2008 thankyouverymuch

I’m not talking true talent here… I’m talking results, which is what BR goes by

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Nov 30, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Um, I believe you're forgetting his incredibly flukey 2008 thankyouverymuch

I’m not talking true talent here… I’m talking results, which is what BR goes by

follow me on twitter @nickg105

by stlcardinalsfang on Nov 30, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

bring back larry bigbie!!

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Nov 30, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

SCIENTIFIC SHIT UP IN THIS PIECE

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by prophetjohn on Nov 30, 2010 11:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SBN seems to be cracking under the pressure.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Nov 30, 2010 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

YOU CURSED ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Nov 30, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

they totally blew it

missed free throws happen, that’s why there are percentages, but that was a dumbass foul by Dixon

by stlcardsfan4 on Nov 30, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

no missed free throws don't "happen"

they missed 3 of their last 4 free throws. Make 50%, which is well below average for a middle school player, we win. Foul the ball handler as soon as he crosses half-court, on the last possession of regulation, he goes to the line for 1&1, and has to either make both (down 1), or pull some playground shit.

MU blew it. Dixon’s foul was awful, but the last minute was full of awful.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Dec 1, 2010 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

actually missed free throws do happen

hence why they missed them… i see your point but don’t agree… that stupid ass foul on the other hand can be avoided by not committing a stupid ass foul….

players will miss free throws is my point…. players should not commit stupid fouls

by stlcardsfan4 on Dec 2, 2010 2:06 AM EST up reply actions  

roto says

rosenthal mentioned the cards still going after hudson

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Nov 30, 2010 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

someone recommend me a good TV series

which is not in the following list (not saying these are all good)

the wire
dexter
the sopranos
carnivale
six feet under
breaking bad
mad men
freaks and geeks
pushing daisies
deadwood

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by prophetjohn on Dec 1, 2010 12:28 AM EST reply actions  

this is what i get for having two threads open

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by prophetjohn on Dec 1, 2010 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

From what I've seen of it, I enjoyed Justified.

If you haven’t seen The Shield at all, you could check that out, too. Also, Firefly is great.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Dec 1, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

haven't seen justified or firefly

didn’t like the first few episodes of the shield

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by prophetjohn on Dec 1, 2010 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

100% yes on Firefly, and I like Justified as well (although I think its quality is variable)

I’m a huge Friday Night Lights and BSG fan, but I do understand they’re not everyone’s cup of tea – I dig the melodrama. All of Sports Night is available on youtube. I also really liked the early seasons of Homicide, and thought the first season of Veronica Mars was fantastic (except the Paris Hilton episode, it goes without saying). And if you can handle lots of swearing and violent sexual imagery, I would check out The Thick of It on youtube — do a search for ‘omnishambles’ – he posted the whole series.

by peach concrete on Dec 1, 2010 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I really liked Sports Night

apparently, we were in the vast minority.

"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Dec 1, 2010 1:43 AM EST up reply actions  

firefly was great

too short though

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 1, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

always sunny in Philidelphia

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"

Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."

by riftraftredbird on Dec 1, 2010 12:35 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

seen it

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by prophetjohn on Dec 1, 2010 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

rec

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 1, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

psych
chuck

capital letters suck.

by soccerfreak on Dec 1, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Terriers

is very under rated, or under viewed. It’s just a good show.

by rlgosnell on Dec 1, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

rec

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 1, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

star trek: the original series

"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Stan Musial

by Shi on Dec 1, 2010 3:12 AM EST up reply actions  

you win the thread

boog at shortstop makes the starting pitching a lot better

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Dec 1, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

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    l

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2010 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

EFF OFF SBN

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Dec 2, 2010 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Not having to see hawksworth come in at critical junctures

Makes this deal more than palatable

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Dec 1, 2010 9:46 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Since no one else seems to have noticed

I say congratulations for achieving a fairly decent parody of Housman’s “To an Athlete Dying Young.”

by Mike G on Dec 1, 2010 1:43 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Dang

I knew it was a reference to something but I couldn’t for the life of me remember what it was called.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Dec 1, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

dan's verse

was unappreciated in its time

by _pistol_ on Dec 1, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Vinnie from Jersey noticed

… and I’ve changed my signature in tribute

The Mang does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.

by alberich on Dec 1, 2010 1:46 PM EST reply actions  

'Cause you all need a little.... ;=8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkuOAY-S6OY

My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O

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