Hot Stove League Starting Pitchers: Other Peoples' Lohse
Edgar Renteria! I know that guy! 2004 seems much farther away than it is, for me—Larry Walker? Ray Lankford? Roger Cedeño?—and the effect is magnified when a player who wasn't around for 2006, which feels much more recent, shows up in 2010 and decisively wins the World Series MVP.
This past regular season wasn't a good one for proponents of the Edgar Renteria, Stealth Hall-of-Famer theory, like our own Hardcore Legend; his failure to play 120 games—for the first time since 1996—did a number on his chance at 3000 hits, even if his offense did bounce back. But last night he wrote the overarching narrative to his entire career—as a guy who showed up in the World Series with three different teams and did great things each time. (A little more at SB Nation St. Louis, if you're into that.)
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Now that the Cardinals have been tied to Miguel Tejada for the first time this offseason I feel like the Hot Stove League has finally begun—and since they're presumably out of the sweepstakes for the year's big free agents, the first order of business in St. Louis is, as ever, the cultivation of other teams' broken-down fifth starters with lowercase-p potential.
Even we might not be interested in Kyle Lohse if he played elsewhere—his right arm seems cursed, and the rote Duncan suggestion that he pitch to more contact after last season's .369 BAbip is almost cruel, like telling a claustrophobic that all he needs to do is sleep in a smaller coffin. But who knows; everybody else's trash is always more exciting than the Cardinals' own, in my Hot Stove League experience, and I can't imagine the Cardinals going into the season with only Lohse on the docket for the fifth starter. Luckily for us, MLB Trade Rumors put together a list of the right-handed Lohse-alikes in free agency just the other day. Here are some highlights, in no particular order:
Kevin Millwood will, I'd imagine, come somewhat more cheaply than when he was a $60 million man following the 2005 season. I like him as a bounceback candidate, and I like him more as a Dave Duncan bounceback candidate—he got punished by the home run this season, and his groundball rate is trending down, but he's still got decent strikeout and walk rates. On a one-year deal, without relying on him as an integral part of the Cardinals' 2011 plans, he might be a nice hedge against Lohse's failure to be as 100% as he feels.
Rich Harden is considerably less exciting than he was last year, having finally put together a season in which his historic injury proneness was joined by ineffectiveness when he actually reached the mound. Somehow still just 29—he's three months younger than Adam Wainwright—he managed exactly five quality starts in 18 attempts, and his final numbers are disastrous all the way around. I can't imagine a team relying on him as a first option in a rotation spot after a season like that, but I can't imagine the Cardinals are prepared to do it with Lohse, either; as part of the squad of sixth starters they periodically throw to the wall, he'd be one I especially hoped would stick. I don't know what that's worth on the open market.
Javier Vazquez, who I'm always surprised to learn is 35, would be a fun pick if you'd like to hear Al Hrabosky tell the story about how Adam Wainwright and Chris Carpenter were robbed of the Cy Young Award times next season, but he might prove a little out of the Cardinals' price range if they do decide to go for another starter after signing Jake Westbrook, which still appears to be job one.
There seems to be a surprising number of lottery tickets on the market this season, in lieu of sure things—Harden and Vazquez are both a year or so removed from Cy Young-style performance but probably won't be guaranteed two years; Justin Duchscherer has a career ERA+ of 139, but I can't confirm that he has ever made a Major League start without spending the next 15 days on the disabled list; Pedro Martinez is still kicking around. Some team will make Dave Duncan feel stupendously indignant by signing Brandon Webb.
There are a lot of high-risk, high-reward, presumably low-cost options, and if the Cardinals do end up filling out their rotation with Jake Westbrook and Kyle Lohse I hope they give these guys, who might be All-Stars and might not end up making 20 Cardinals starts in their career, a long look. Neither Westbrook nor Lohse are especially durable, even for pitchers; having three guys around to fill two spots seems like a wise move.
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You and the making me feel old...
knock it off…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
ye olde
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Somehow I had never heard about that.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
so far, my Cardinals pitcher name hypothesis works
No pitchers with an “L” in their name.
Brad Penny seems like the outlier, unless his name is really Bradley.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
ohhhh it is
we should have known!
I failed in my due diligence.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I was going to ask how that explains
Garrett Stephenson… then I saw his middle name was Charles…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
other than Jo-El
name off some Cards pitchers with L’s in their names… and see how that goes.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
steve carlton , nelson briles, dick sisler.....i have a 1967 ruler with all the cardinals on it HA!
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 2, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahahaha Dick Sisler....
that name just makes me laugh…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
Speaking of Penny...
Is his career over? He pitched great under Dunc, yet no one mentions him in an hot stove talk. What’s the latest with him? I wouldn’t mind bringing him back on the cheap if he’s not ruined. It wouldn’t fill the rotation holes, but you can’t dismiss the role he played for the first few months in ’10
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
i loaded the previous post
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
thanks Y2S.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
i am only sad that i didn't find it live
i spent half an hour nosing around for some live streams last night
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
one thing I don't have
is a collection of Brian Wilson quotes.
I leave that to the professionals.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by the way... Edgar Renteria called his shot.
he was joking, but it happened.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So.... Holy Edgar Renteria! He's more clutch than a manual transmission.
I’m glad that pesky World Series is out of the way, so we can focus on more important matters… HOT STOVE!!!
And Justin Duschererererererer may have the most unintimidating picture in baseball history up above.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
That's not Duschershiser
That’s a guy modelling an Oakland A’s Halloween Costume.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
happy for the Giants, but has there ever been a worse group of postgame interviews?
that segment with Tim Lincecum and Brian Wilson was brutal.
it was quite uncomfortable
but mostly due to the fact that chris rose is horrible at interviews, especially live ones
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
and he might be intimidated by Machine
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
no, it was
“Uh, shiny.”
classic.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Also FESPN reports that before Renteria's homerun, Aubrey Huff
“sacrificed for the first time in his career”, that seems hard to believe.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
yep
first time EVAR
McCarver thought at first it was first of the season, then someone in the truck corrected him.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I guess strange facts like that always pop up...
when teams (not named Yankees/Red Sox) win the World Series. Or at least underdogs.
This Series also had an eerie feeling of similarity, it reminded me of ‘06. Though, I’m not sure if I can point to any specific reason.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
yeah. motley crew has moar confidence than you.
I know it’s the Giants, but the nostalgia felt good. it was magic.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Just makes the cardinals season that much more frustrating....
The Giants won, but like the 06 Cards…they really aren’t that good of a team. I mean a team that bats Aubrey Huff in the number 3 hole? Comon!
the Cards were that good of a team.
most of the 100-win core was still there. it was just a terrible season because of injuries. that Cardinals team still had pedigree, and this Giants team didn’t, beyond the Cy Youngs.
it was only the media who figured the Cards were the Worst Team Evar.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Nov 2, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, look at the '06 playoff lineups
i remember there was a sense of “finally, they’re healthy!”
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
I completely agree.....
I remember saying in game one of the 06 playoffs, “we have our team back!” and after Pujols launched that bomb to dead center off Peavy, it was on.
Exactly
The 06 team was one year removed from two consecutive 100 win seasons, and wasn’t all that different.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
this just in: Sabean can READ YOUR MIND
“We were kind of like St. Louis (in 2006),” Sabean said. “We weren’t necessarily the biggest and baddest, but we won games at the right time and then we went into the postseason and rolled with each pitch. We were fortunate to have those last three (regular season) games at home. We played like hell in the first two (against the Padres) and it came down to the last game, and we won the right game. In itself, that was very empowering to everybody in this room.”
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Nov 2, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He did...
but it was like Cerrano in Major League sacrificing a chicken so Edgar could activate go go gadget old man strength
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
i really need the regular season to begin. Right Now.
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
by d-dee on Nov 2, 2010 10:12 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I hate off-days
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
then you're really gonna hate these next off weeks
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
off months...
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
ooohhhhhhh nooooooooooooo
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
My. God.
I think I need a hug.
"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.
by The Continental on Nov 2, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
hold me

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
by gdm426 on Nov 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i love this one
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
the look on the little guy's face makes it perfect
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
oohhhhhhh nooooooo
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
again.... Strauss hate.
Brought this radio convo up in yesterday’s thread…. file it under Strauss being an asshat
also

so.. the question is… is Tony Rasmus now just trying to muddle the waters to make it appear as though his son is not available thus increasing the inherent value of his son, and thereby the likelihood that the cards will get a package to their liking from say… ATL. or is this just another case of Strauss liking to see his name appear on interwebs pages like mlbtraderumors?
so.. the question is… is Tony Rasmus now just trying to muddle the waters to make it appear as though his son is not available thus increasing the inherent value of his son, and thereby the likelihood that the cards will get a package to their liking from say… ATL. or is this just another case of Strauss liking to see his name appear on interwebs pages like mlbtraderumors?
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
by streamman on Nov 2, 2010 10:17 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
How would rasmus selling his st Louis house
Make him appear less available and increase his value? That seems counter productive.
I find it really bizarre the way rasmus’ old man goes on the blogs constantly, makes me worry that rasmus may be far too coddled and immature if his father is always trolling the blogs to post dumb stuff regarding Colby and his situation in st Louis. The whole thing is very bizarre to me.
by lopey986 on Nov 2, 2010 10:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
i don't follow
how his dad’s behavior leads to Colby’s immaturity. maybe when he was in the minors, the quotes were in parallel. he has his own family to think about.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Dad's being assfaces don't = assface/crazy children.
Just look at Lindsay Lohan. Father is a wreck, yet she is a well-mannered, sophisticated and strong member of society.
I’m just kidding!
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
by SheckieZx on Nov 2, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you ruined this hillarious post with the i'm kidding
never tell veb you’re kidding
this is all serious conversation here, how do you expect to be taken seriously when all you do is joke around
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
I just feel like
As someone the exact same age as rasmus, any guy my age who needs/allows their dad to shoot off at the mouth about their career cannot possibly be his own man. I get how hard it is to break free from family and I don’t begrudge him and his father being close (I’m very close with my old man as well, we even work together at the same company, but I’d never let him do the kind of shit the elder rasmus does that’s for sure).
Maybe calling colby immature was a poor choice of words, I really can’t form a proper thought on all the ways it’s weird so I’ll just say again what I said in my last post, it’s extremely bizarre to me, that’s all.
by lopey986 on Nov 2, 2010 11:08 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
some people don't like confrontation
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
your family is not his family
his family (as in, the entire clan, not just Colby) chose not to tell Tony Rasmus about his new granddaughter until the last second.
suuurreeee, Colby is the boss of his internet use. if Colby is his own man, neither is he his father’s keeper.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
what might be interesting...
is Colby represented by anyone? now that would be their job.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I'm not saying Colby is the boss of his old man
But at some point it may be wise to try to separate yourself from some of the dumb stuff your old man says on blogs that is getting picked up by the media (even if it is just Strauss).
by lopey986 on Nov 2, 2010 11:36 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
and how is he supposed to do that?
I mean, really. how exactly does he do that without implying that there’s some big rift with him and his dad? is he to spend his days denying whatever his dad says online? whatever Colby says publicly is demonstrably going to throw fuel on the fire.
walk us through how you figure he’s going to separate himself.
if he has an agent, that guy should be the one taking the elder Rasmus aside. Colby should not have to worry about being his own public relations director for his own family. he can form complete sentences in press conferences, and that’s all he’s expected to do.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
in fact he can form whole sentences in one word!
mydingdangolstrikeoutsaredanghigherthaniwanted.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
by SheckieZx on Nov 2, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he is ready for a long, storied career in the Majors
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by fronting the whole backstory about...
selling his house so that he can have a private batting cage.
he’s front a plausible alternative hypothesis as to why he would be selling his house…
this is a conspiracy theory, reasoned logic is not allowed!
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
coupled with the stories we read last year..
his continued public presence with regards to explaining things for Colby do worry me some…
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
Maybe he just wants a new house.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Nov 2, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
An interesting idea.
Do you have a newsletter?
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
Silly! Rumor-mongering!
Most ridiculous post I’ve SEEN!
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
i think that only makes tony rasmus immature
how does this man not understand that this is not his career, it’s his son’s and he needs to stfu
i liked it better when they were not speaking to each other
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
I see WCBW....................
is still……..going strong
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
raz may as well be gone.
i’m sick & tired of hearing about raz possibly being traded. just get it over with, one way or the other. i personally wouldn’t like the trade, but i’d like the end of the talk.
the talk is not raz's fault
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
just for you d-dee

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 2, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Look back at the beard.
Now the beard has become diamonds!
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
and now i hope the beard goes away
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
He said it might turn into a foo man choo mustache next season ........
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 2, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah i read your comcast hint
went and ripped all the videos
thanks
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
now if we can post this crap
i can definitely post pics of cobie smulders
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
hey it's up to Dan, Red & Az. i just know what LB said
there are plenty of sites out there that have pics, but he didn’t want VEB to be one of them.
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Is that Wilson?
Is that pre-Mohawk? Or is is lying down.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
haha don't put me on the spot like that
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
niiiiice uni's
that reminds me of the super troopers line when they were at the little league game & the dude got mad at them for the giant cotton candy, “welcome to sugar loaf mountain bitch!”
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Actually...
it’s “How’s the view from sugar heaven bitch?” And while we’re on the topic… “pink stick, eat it or lose it buddy.”
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
really? man what movie am i thinking of then?
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
I don't know...
but I’m certain of the quote… I used it as an away message in another life. I’ve seen SuperTroopers over 50 times so I am pretty good with the lines by now…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
well ive only seen it 10 times, obviously i need to watch it more
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
That you do...
Such a great movie…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
f'n sbn...
I know I only typed that out once.
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
you can say that again
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I'll be back once I've had some caffeine
apparently I’m not adequately prepared to deal with the vagueries of sbn yet this morning.
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
rub some dirt on it
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I'll get over it by telling you about the unicorns above...
they remind of the thought process I imagine running through Strauss’ head…
1) Hehheeyyyyyy I’m Joe Strauss and I’ve found a morsel which will make me infamous on the interwebs!
2) I’m Joe Strauss I must maintain my disillusioned and gruff public facade…
3) huhhuhhhuhhh Gould does math..
4) CANDY!
5) wait for it….
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
You forgot...
6) I have access, damn it, and I’m a cool guy! All those computer nerds can go pound sand!
5)...
was supposed to be a fill in the blank but we’ll go with it as you propose!
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
there's no profit when strauss is involved
that tiny tiny poor excuse of a man that speaks as though he has plums in his mouth at all times needs to win some big journo award and go work for the yankees cause i can’t take this shit anymore
not even the unicorns are helping anymore
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Maybe ManBearPig?
Joe Strauss is so serial guys!
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
The bear's coming for him.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
dude's been busy

and way to crop out the wounded buffalo, i felt bad for him
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
If you go to the bottom of the story
you linked, you’d see 3 or 4 more pics.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
actually 7 more......
also don’t click if you have issues with mother nature.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i did not see that pic of just the bear
i blame the lack of the B’s in my system
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
I'm gonna print and frame one of those I think......
pretty awesome shots.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
really once in a life time kind of pics
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Awwww... how sad :(
That bear didn’t get to eat that tasty bison.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
you know he was delicious too
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
And already cooked to a perfect rare.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i wasn't going to go there, but since you opened the door
smoked low & slow is the only way to cook
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
that's horrible!!!
why do you post sad stuff like that…
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Mother Nature is a cruel bitch.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Adding this to the bear catalogue

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
yes he is wearing a bowtie...

While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
Mmmmmm... Bacon kids

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
I cry foul...
clearly their bowties are not made from bacon!
While Spinning.
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You looking for a fight?
Don’t make me give you the most delicious drive by ever!

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
stay on topic...

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it's going to be a long off-season
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ohhhhh noooooooo
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I hope we find a good way to spend it.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
The robot is probably
making a fanpost right now.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Sorry. You're right. All business.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
and I'll be watching you

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I'll just let you figure out who he'll be watching...

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
maybe it's michael bleach
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is it ?

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 2, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I think before the next season starts ya'll will make me truly dislike bacon
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
You guys all suck
there’s no bacon in Jordan.
I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
by martimeryard on Nov 3, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Really, no bacon?
Are there pigs in Japan?
Ok this explains the lack of bacon. They are using their pigs for rodeos.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
That .gif is awesome
I love how it fades all of a sudden to that creepy, vindicated smile Rosenthal has and then just ends suddenly.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
so we need the oswalt gif?
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Texas rangers indeed
they wouldn’t let Renteria out of the clubhouse for the interviews because he was carrying champagne … and security didn’t allow alcohol outside of the clubhouse?
ohhh kay.
at least they let the Giants fans rush the field.
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ok so attempts at a reasoned estimation of the opening day roster...
with some pipe dreams to stir discussion… acquisitions in bold
starting 8:
C: Molina
1B: Pujols
2B:
3B: Freese
SS: Ryan
LF: Holliday
CF: Rasmus
RF: Craig
Bench:
Utility: Renteria (we aren’t getting through the off-season without a vet MI, and absent Mark Ellis, I think he’s the one)
1B/3B/OF: Mather
OF: Jay
MI: Descalso
BC: B.Molina (pipedreams)… really this seems to be Pagnozzi’s spot to loose.
SP:
Wainwright
Carpenter
Garcia
Westbrook
Lohse
BP:
random loogy (of a typical cardinals scrap heap ilk)
Boggs
Hawksworth
MIller
McClellan
Motte
Franklin
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How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
I would love to be able to say that I believe Skip is on the team...
but the team has made indications that they will upgrade the MI… and if I have to choose which of the two will be the one… Skip’s spot seems the one. That being said he is one of Tony’s guys, and seems to be a good clubhouse guy (i know!), plus we know he is a fan favorite (looking at myself here).
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Skip's exposed in the wrong role
which seems to be a running theme.
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what would be your thoughts on...
chasing hudson….
dump Renteria of the list, find a happy home for Skip and put a stavinoha type on the pine.
While Spinning.
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i have this unfortunately condition
wherein i mix up orlando’s. it’s tragic, really.
i think skip’s an ideal bench guy for this team.
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hudson... sorry
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it's my bad
i mix up strange things
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still no caffeine...
yeah
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i have caffeine and i'm still out of it
i have no excuse
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the more i think of it, the more i'm stumped on the 2B question
perhaps that’s a function of watching Chase Utley turn into Dan Uggla for a few innings
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call me crazy but
the more I think about it, I really like the idea of having Orlando Hudson and Renteria around next year.
Hudson
Freese
Pujols
Holliday
Rasmus
Craig
Molina
Ryan
seems like a good fit offensively and defensively with our pitching.
with a bench of
Renteria (MI)
Mather (Util)
Skip (IF/OF)
Descalso
Pagnozzi
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i don't like playing the injury roulette
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
like i said...
call me crazy
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
I like our secondbase depth enough to stick with that instead of signing a 35 year old hudson to a 2 year deal.
I mean there’s
- Carpenter
*Descalso
*Greene
*Skip
*Solano if needed
I would rather look at a 2 starting pitchers.
I thought he was that old too...
but he’s 33 (I know that’s not that different)
is there a report or sentiment I’m not aware of that see’s Carpenter making the shift to 2nd from 3rd?
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How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
Isn't Descalso a second baseman ? why not let him field his position
instead of sitting him on the pine .
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 2, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure that he's
ready to be the leadoff hitter. If he’s ready then I’m all for it.
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he already has a nickname. he's ready.
/no, i have no idea
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because it's THEME
it has to be THEMATIC. and they have to light the grit just RIGHT.
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maybe its too damn simple no micromanagement needed
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 2, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
also la russa seems to think all the infield positions are the same
who’s got that signature
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RiverRat
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 2, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe he's refilling his keg
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Lurking
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
scary!
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indeed......
much like the Spanish Inquisition.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
The Comfy Chair??!!!??
:=8O
My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O
If we are going to upgrade the MI,
I would rather lose Skip than Brendan. The only problem with that is, BRyan is much, much more “tradeable” than Skip.
by ArkansasTravs on Nov 2, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
when you say this out loud, other people CAN HEAR YOU
maybe if we posted nothing but Boog sucks stories, we can fool everyone into not taking him
i mean he seems to get no recognition for his defensive skills when it comes to awards, maybe we can hide him one more offseason, before he goes on a tear and hits right above .300 in 2011
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
then he might read it
believe it
and then wtf are we gonna do
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let him pitch?
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
LET HIM PITCH
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I SUPPORT THAT
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
no way renteria returns.
leaving stl for boston after they won the WS in 04 did it for me. besides, he’s 35. a little old.
I offer Renteria as
an antidote to the Larussa urge for gritty veterans…. he is in the same age bracket as miles, feliz et al. with better production… I don’t offer him for thoughts of getting regular time or PA’s.
I think offering him a few million to provide a veteran to back up 2B/SS to satisfy Tony makes sense.
I’d rather see his .332 obp in 260 PA’s than some of the other place we might go to, to keep Tony happy. I think he makes sense if you can get him cheap with an understanding of a bench role, and you can tell Tony this is your guy.
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
the problem is that gritty veterans get a lot of PAs
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"did it for me"
saying that as if the cards would consider your opinion… but you have no say in the matter…
Eduardo just picked the A's for next year
whoaaaaaaa
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for next year's ring
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that's what i was saying
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i picked the cardinals for next year
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hmm
Brett anderson
Trevor Cahill
Dallas Braden
and Gonzalez
four young pitchers who all put up about 3 WAR last year, two of which missed a large part of the year due to being in the minors/ injured.
I guess it will depend a lot on how good their offense is.
eduardo said they needed one more pitcher
but i was multitasking, so if he said something more, i missed it
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conspiracy theory
playoffs expand to give cubs more chances
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How many postseason games does Selig want them to lose?
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
which world series since 02
have not involved a Molina?
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4 of them
2003, 2005, 2007, and 2008
Yep, every Hall of Famer did something unique. Mike Schmidt played with his hat sideways. Roberto Clemente chewed other people's fingernails. Tris Speaker was Japanese. Lou Boudreau rode a dolphin into the batter's box. Nap Lajoie would only use John Wilkes Booth's dismembered leg as a bat. And he corked it. Johnny Mize was from the future. - FJM
ok, i didn't think there was an article, but here it is
it’s Bengie so there’s a touch of Too Much, and it doesn’t actually tell all the circumstances (Yadi was the only one in-country when his dad died) but there’s a nice tidbit about that NLCS moment. we all know the one.
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Rich Harden? No no no.
Nickname at Texas was “Club Douche”. Enough said.
He's on the Mark Mulder five year recovery plan.
"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy
I hear he's in the best shape of his life.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
And you're right!
If we signed him, it’d have to be heavily, heavily, heavily incentive laden.
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Via Goold
Lilliquist named bullpen coach for #cardinals.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Derek Lilliquist
worked in Jupiter.
also, Barry Weinberg demoted???! how will we do all our jokes
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Huh?
who did Barry piss off?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i'm reeeeeeling!
“Greg Hauck promoted”
Barry will still be there as assistant trainer
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does that mean that the fanny pack gets taken away ?
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 2, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
i remember when he left it open and the ball boy had to return something he'd dropped
stuff like that costs Gold Gloves.
it was the beginning of the end.
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lol
brad penny
mark mulder
troy glauss
scott rolen
kyle lohse
do i continue?
teasing
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do you doubt barry's healing hands??
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if i were really bad, i'd link to the video of Brendan Ryan's toenail
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if i were really bad, i'd link to the video of Brendan Ryan's toenail
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both parts
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i never noticed all the "L"s
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
weinberg seemed to
be taking less and less of a role as the season went on this year
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
So... Bruce Bochy last night...
Aaron Rowand hasn’t been a particularly good hitter since he came to San Francisco and isn’t as good a CFer as Torres… so he puts Torres in RF and Rowand in CF anyway.
First and second, no out, Aubrey Huff, aka the Giants best hitter, is asked to sac bunt. For Burrell, who looks like he’s been trying to hit bees up there. Now, obviously you could take the platoon angle, but in recent years Lee has been less likely to whiff a LHH than a RHH (meaning that Huff could still make contact, pull it, get the guy over that way and maybe even get, gasp, a hit), and Huff isn’t that bad against LHP, and frickin’ Burrell was on deck… but he bunted Huff anyway.
And today we had Eduardo Perez and others whining about how Washington had to walk Renteria because, well, he’s Edgar and he’s having a good series… Um, Cliff Lee carved up the Yankees at Yankee Stadium, he’d been pitching pretty damn well all game, and he’s supposed to be worried about Edgar Renteria? I’m sorry, but if I’m Cliff Lee, I don’t care, I’m going after whoever is standing in that box. Edgar hasn’t been a particularly good hitter since 2007, and Lee, one of baseball’s very best pitchers, is supposed to be worried about that guy?
I’m going to miss baseball, but not this part.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Nov 2, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions
it doesn't matter if Edgar was a particularly good hitter since 2007
it mattered if Edgar was a particularly good hitter in the last two weeks. you play the hot hand because there is no tomorrow. these are the days when SSS is in play. context is everything. Lee had two men on base, had to execute a huge play just to keep that bunt from being a base hit, and he was not on cruise control. at that moment, it doesn’t matter what he did to the Yankees.
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Yeah the problem is that Lee had been one of the best postseason pitchers in history up to last week.
Every hot streak is just a game away from absolute zero. Renteria was less likely to get a hit than Lee was to give up a hit. Lee simply made a mistake that Renteria ran into.
"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy
except Renteria was waiting for the cutter up after watching Burrell's AB.
and that’s exactly what he got. he didn’t run into it — he was waiting for it.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I don't think I would walk Renteria in that situation.
But then I would be in the same spot as Ron Washington…World Series loser.
I also have never been paid to manage ANY baseball team.
And NEVER EVER doubt the power Eeeeedgaaaaaaaaaaaar!
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
i think it's only an issue
because some reports said Bengie wanted to walk him.
I, uh, I do what Bengie says.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Molinas more like KNOWlinas.
I’ll be here all week.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
wa wa waaaa
I know I heard it in person, but all I can find are paraphrases — after two balls, Bengie thought they should pitch around Edgar.
couple that with Edgar saying he was looking for the cutter after two balls
and Lee saying he never ever pitches around…
well. there’s lots to discuss, at least.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I agreed w/ Bengie
When he went 2-0 on Edgar, I was thinking they should pitch around him, nothing inside, and take their chances with the next batter (I can’t remember who it was now, but getting further down in the order).
by ArkansasTravs on Nov 2, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
it was Rowand
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i have no idea why the sacrifice...teams best power threat
burrell had struck out in his last 9 of 11 ab’s if i remember correctly
by guillermozeliak on Nov 2, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
score the halloween pack of starbusrt i just opened
had two red starbursts in it! I should buy a lottery ticket
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
nice!
although my favorite combo is orange/pink. Although, I know I am in the minority as to being a huge fan of orange.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
i like the orange.
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i don't combine, though
who else does that? does anyone actually combine jellybean flavors as suggested?
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i've wondered...
but my mother always warned me against combining my drugs… and alas, I’ve just never been brave enough to try it.
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
i just read stuff like 'pina colada' and ... ditch the jellybeans and open up the liquor
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YES
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
World Series shares
so if that includes second-place teams, does that mean the Cards get a tiny consolation-share?
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aye
that’s how I read it… I also think I remember that from previous years discussions of playoff shares.
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How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
i was looking for how Bengie would be paid
but i guess they have to vote on it first
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so there's not actually a rule
it’s all up to the players.
all the more reason why you should get along with your man stew.
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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Yep, it's always been this way, iirc
I remember way back when that teams out of the pennant chase were still fighting at the end of the season to get into 2nd or 3rd place ’cause that way they got playoff shares. I guess with divisional play and wildcards, they reduced it to just 2nd place in each division (non-WC).
If the follow-up link is correct, that’s not much for the Cards, about $4k each or so.
by ArkansasTravs on Nov 2, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
they're going to put a giant flag on a ship
/no not really
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hey you're not alone

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 2, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
they make the rangers orange
that makes a ton of sense
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twatter
it's fespn, what do you expect?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
WELL MAYBE IF THEY COULD PICK A COLOR
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
but the giants are orange
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twatter
i am wearing an orange shirt i know what orange is
you wanna see red? how ’bout you gander at the ESPN logo in the same picture
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twatter
I was going to tell you to piss off
for not putting in a subject line, but I did it earlier as well.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
im pretty sure u cant trademark orange
unless this if from fedex logo
by guillermozeliak on Nov 3, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
obvious answer
is orangred
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Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i won't stand for this
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twatter
well sit down then.....
drink a beer, or break a law, it’s all good.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i suggest a fine brown liquid, aged about 18 years
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
get a job,
and all this can be yours.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
did you read what happened to me today?
i’m telling you, i can’t make this stuff up
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
yes,
thus the backhanded slap in the face. I’m kind of a prick that way.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
heh heh heh
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
And by the by, (or is it bye the bye?)
what kind of truck are you driving that has TPMS’…..When you said truck, I thought you were driving the Ford.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
by the bye?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
04 GM, Ford's still down in Ark & will be probably
till spring or summer.
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Most of those don't have them.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
hold on, i'll send you a pic
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
bud light is an acceptable replacement
i know from experience
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
i sometimes drink budweiser products
out of necessity or out of some misguided local pride.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
bud light is a poor excuse for beer.
That is all.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
perhaps. but whatever it is, its DELICIOUS
i cannot be convinced otherwise.
but my standards are based on what goes well with co-ed softball
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
have you tried bud select?
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
yes. it is alright
truthfully, i like to get the most drunk for the least calories, and so i usually choose mich ultra
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
it's the only AB product i can drink anymore
i usually drink something Guinness or Heineken from the tap if i drink beer
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
lately i have been digging the rolling rock
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
i haven't that in probably 10 years
Killian’s is another one i’ll drink. i’m not really a big beer drinker. i found you have to start drinking it like around 10 to really enjoy it, it’s an acquired taste. unlike bourbon, scotch, rum or vodka which i liked right away
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
oh well my grandpa gave me some Hamms when i was like 8,so that explains it
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
ya, most people get their first taste young
i didn’t till i was 18 & never really fell in love with it
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Did you grow up in the west?
Do you remember the Hamm’s commercial that got pulled? The bear driving a truck that ran over the Rainier Beer motorcycle?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
lol
i grew up partially in oregon. i dont remember that commercial but that is awesome
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
It was on for about two weeks before it got pulled,
I can’t find it on you tube….it was that commercial, and the bike went around the corner, and you hear a horn blow, and a Hamm’s truck comes from the other direction, driven by the bear, honking it’s horn with a smashed motorcycle on it’s grille. Absolute best commercial I have ever seen. EVAR!
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
It also tastes of ass.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
it's good for an AB product
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
this is also a Cardinals site
so AB = Busch.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
with the lime, its not bad
also, Corona.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
DON"T FRUIT THE BEER!!!!!!!!!
Good beer should require nothing more than a cold glass.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i really DGAF
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
i don't have any special emotional attachment to beer
liquor, maybe. but beer is just whatever to me.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
+1
liquor is close to my heart
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
yes, a fine bourbon or scotch or brandy
or pisco is a good way to enjoy the world.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
random poll: any alchy drinkers think ketel one is actually better than grey goose?
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
I hear grey goose is all marketing.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
can't tell if sarcasm
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
no seriously.....
I could have swore I read somewhere that grey goose really wasn’t a great vodka compared to top shelf. I have no personal experience.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
interesting.
i really do like K1 better. my friends make fun of me. i’m gonna tell them whats up
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
it is mentioned
in 1 out every 9 rap songs
by guillermozeliak on Nov 3, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions
i am a ketel one fan
been drinking it forever.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
same. they really barely market it at all.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
ketel is a lot better, goose sucks
svedka isn’t bad for the cheep stuff. i mostly drink smirnoff
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
ive been drinking this organic stuff because its literally on the top shelf and has been 50% off at safeway for a few weeks.
prairie something, i think. i would rate it somewhere btwn K1 and Goose
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
i was never impressed by the goose
i think ketel 1 & smirnoff are a lot better, heck i think even svedka is
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
my friend is about to open a "micro distillery"
here in MT. Should be interesting. He just closed on his building, and should have his first batch ready by St. Pats, which is a pretty big party in Butte America.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Some people are whikey drinkers,
others are beer drinkers. Few do both well. I personally don’t get along with liquor, so I drink good beer. I am a beer snob, and I’m not afraid to say that.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
its okay i am a vodka snob
we all have our things.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
i has some bud light lime not by choice in vegas a couple weeks ago
but it was actually pretty darn good, all things considered
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
haha
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 2, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
hey hey, why are MO and IL orange (for Rangers)?
FESPN
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
7/31/2010 infield fy dp against the bucs
never understood this call watchin the mlb.com highlights
then i was comforted by the fact after i googled the incident…found out it was botched
i kept telling myself..“this makes no sense..why is walker out?”
top 5 worst calls this season…and to hear dan/al try to justify it is even more ridiculous
award announcements
Gold Gloves:
Tuesday 11/9 (AL) at 3:30pm ET
Wednesday 11/10 (NL) at 3:30pm ET
Silver Slugger
Wednesday 11/10
ROY AL, NL
Monday, 11/15
NL Cy Young
Tuesday, 11/16
AL & NL Manager of the Year
Tuesday, 11/16
AL Cy Young
Thursday, 11/18
NL MVP
Monday, 11/22
AL MVP
Tuesday, 11/23
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
wtf SBN?!?!
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
so we have five more days before Westy can get loose?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
this is what i said.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oh i though it was a baseball withdrawal symptom
…interweb context/tone mix up
by guillermozeliak on Nov 2, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
also
i failed to find any news article on when votes are revealed for the regular season awards
do u know?
by guillermozeliak on Nov 2, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
depends on the award
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
there really ought to be a handy calendar list
but so many organizations give out awards these days
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
some of them even make sense,
others are voted on by the BBWAA.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
here's the dates
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
now that Lilliquist is hired
and Weinberg demoted… and we can make major announcements regarding player signings without drawing the ire of selig, I expect some movement to occur regarding Westbrook by the end of this week.
See I can do Strauss’ thing without being so negative.
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
Yay! For good looking Uni-chicks!
(that doesn’t quite sound right)
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
this Brownian drift towards furries is disturbing
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
as we inch closer and closer to the gutter...
the more comfortable i become.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
I can honestly say,
I’ve never been comfortable around furries.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I can honestly say,
I have never been around furries.
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
well I wasn't around them on purpose, I can assure you of that.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
this is technically safe for work... unless you have to explain it to someone at work.
video begins with “this is a family blog”
(the two guys in shades are co-stars… so it goes left-to-right: clued-in wife, her clued-in husband, and their clueless friend who thought he was the crazy bullpen pitcher of the group)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
His reaction was great.....
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
where do you get the suits?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
it's even better if you know his rep
not exactly the flower of innocence hehe
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you could be around them right now...
it’s not like most of them are 24-7
i mean, who could be a cow all day long…
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I feel like there is someone...
whom could come very close to being a cow all day long very near me in cyber space…
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
i find that hard to believe
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
OK, waaayy OT, so guess what happened to me today? and don't worry, it's funny not sad
well at least i think it’s funny. so i had a 10am & 11:30am interviews today. and i walk out of my house to get in my truck, i noticed it wasn’t sitting quite right, but the driveway kind of dips in that area so i didn’t think anything of it. i was in a hurry anyway because i wanted to be early, good first impressions & all that. so i hop in turn it on & all the normal lights, bells & whistles go off & stop, but then the TPSM starts going off & buzzers sounds, lights start flashing “tire pressure low! tire pressure low!” i then notice the truck really wasnt setting right & i hop out walk to the front to see both tires almost flat. that’s right, not one, but two nearly flat tires. so i run to the garage to fire up the air compressor & then remembered we had loaned it to a friend & apparently they never gave it back.
OK, no worries, there’s a shell gas station a mile away, and i’m pretty sure i can make it without blowing the tires or hurting the rims. i’ll still be early so i can be careful. they were a little more than half full of air, so i was confident i could drive around town at slow speeds. so i creep to the gas station, and they got rid of their air compressor. awesome, well there’s two more gas stations close by, i’m sure they’ll have them. wrong. well, one did but it was broken. so i then proceed to drive around all over town getting all kinds of funny looks & fingers pointed at me because i’m creeping around on two mostly flat front tires. i did this for an hour stopping at every f’ing gas station looking for a f’in air compressor. finally at 10pm i pull into one on the far north side of town & they had one, but it cost $1 for 3minutes of air. when the F did they start charing for air?!?! thankfully i had 4 quarters & was able to pump them up. but of course by then i missed the 1st interview. i called & they were sympathetic to my story, but said they were confident in the people who were able to show up & didn’t want to reschedule.
OK, fine, i still had the 11:30. and i go there & it was awful. just f’ing awful. the place was dirty & smelled & the chairs were covered in grease & the desks had dirty hand prints all over them & were black from never being cleaned. as a huge germaphobe i was i hell. i couldn’t get out of there fast enough. but it was a job & i had to stick it out & of course they said at the end, “don’t call us, we’ll call you.” perfect. i ask if there was a prob & they said, “to be honest, you’re too honest.” so if anyone is considering ever car shopping at carmax, do not, never ever ever ever ever ever E V A R even go on the lot. they are nothing but crooks & liars. i can’t believe they are in still in business.
moral of this story? i think i’ve finally learned to laugh at my life. i mean how could i not? who else but me would wake up with two nearly flat tires & no air compressors within 10 miles? i just gotta laugh. also, i should write a book about my life. only i don’t think a publisher would buy it because it’s too f’ing crazy to be real.
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
oh & i'm not reading all that! you're welcome
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
apologies...
I errantly had mentally credited you with this… after having read it.
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
whoa, VEB after hours, i totally forgot about that
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
wow, you were just mistaken for RB......
that’s a first.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i've got nothing RB, he actually gets baby making time for women
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
for those wondering, replace the word for with with & that kind of makes sense
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
I guess the question is...
is this better or worse than tomato dick?
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
tomato is both better & worse
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Get Off My Lawn
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
DISLIKE
no one post near this image
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
by IHeartBoog on Nov 3, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
who the heck is Ron Roenicke
brewcrew tapped him as manager
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Cox
#Cardinals 1st-round Zack Cox named to West team for Rising Stars Game in Arizona Fall League. Has surged since slow start. #stlcards about 2 hours ago via web
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Nov 2, 2010 6:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Cox...Rising...
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
...in...beeee.... ah forget it
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
d-dee
behave yourself… there have been enough unbridled meme’s in todays thread.
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
memes? don't you mean carro.... ah..
i am sooo bored with the offseason already
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
You're working with Cox?
also, snicker.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
And then, BOOM, right over her GIAVOTELLA!!!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
/guy with a stereotypical italian amercian accent while drinking wine and stirring a red sauce in a wife beater
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
not if he missed.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Nov 2, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Shouldn't she see a doctor about that?
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Giavotella isn't exactly struggling with the bat
he could use some help on defense though.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
how many pro-ballers does that make?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
At some point those jokes will get old, but there's always potential for something like this

Not afraid to nitpick
surged?
he’s hit okay, i guess but i dunno about surging
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
wait, we're talking about baseball?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yeah, this is Viva El Birdos isn't it?
The website about the St. Louis Cardinals, a professional baseball team?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Wait I thought it was a site for bacon lovers...
damnit I’m always the last to find out about these things.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
hey i love bacon!
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
in case you have a boo-boo
cover it with these
I ran across these in a souvenir shop tonight
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
they're saying 3 million at the Giants Parade tomorrow. People were going apeshit all night

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
Why would you think that?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
i'm gonna have to fight you for the beard, aren't i?
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
I'm going to go pop some popcorn now.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
no need, it'll be a short fight
i’ll win
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
it's all right
there’s always replays
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you can have the Beard.
and I’ll take Machine. Or “Maching” as they say here around VEB.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
they are two totally different beings
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
yeah, pat burrell and albert pujols
SO different
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
show me Albert and Machine in the same place at the same time...
then i will be a believer. Until then… I just don’t know.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
can someone figure out if they're airing it?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Channel 213 MLB on Direct TV 11am PST
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 2, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Dont know if Dish or Comcast offers MLB station but thats where it is nationally
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 2, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
live stream
from csn bay area
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
csn bay area doesnt have it on their schedule as of yet . MLB
and the local ABC station KGO are the only ones i could find so far, and the beard will be on the tonight show Thursday night .
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 2, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
well, csn will stream it tomorrow under that link above
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
how many VEBers can one fit in a van...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
depends, we have have many vans to choose from
there’s d-dee’s

chitowns&fredbirds new ride

Dan, Red’s, Az’s & the Wonder Twins

we also have a pretty sweet car

a bitchin cooler

and one awesomely magic bus

load em up!
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
by gdm426 on Nov 2, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
i laughed a lot at this
and i will rec it
but where’s your free candy adventure van?
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
i do not have a free candy van, the magic bus has all the candy
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
yeah, it's got several flat tires
figures it’s yours
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
if there's one thing i know, it's flat tires
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
It's just DanUp and Cody anyway.
They’ll fit in a Prius.
"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.
by The Continental on Nov 3, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
also, don't forget our bus

but i’d stay off the train if i was you

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
by gdm426 on Nov 3, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wow, we out attendanced everyone in baseball
except the Yankees, Phillies and Dodgers. Small market my ass.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
WE'RE NUMBER FOUR! WE'RE NUMBER FOUR! WE'RE NUMBER FOUR! WE'RE NUMBER FOUR!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Pujols
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 2, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
bacon wrapped hotdogs
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
So
all you British types should consider going to this
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
if you're around London this January, that is
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
braves decline option on ankiel
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 2, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
oh shocker
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
our new 4th outfielder.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i'm so bored, i'm going to MCC
wish me luck
I’ve had three or four different Journey songs stuck in my head for about three weeks now. I was pretty sure I didn’t like Journey before the postseason.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's kind of difficult to find these threads
f’in sbn
here’s the one you want
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
wow, they do not mess around with
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
niiiiiiice
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
It's late, I don't care how big it is...I'm posting that

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Nov 3, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
that is awesome
somebody wasted a lot of time putting that together
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
that's Zito in the following car
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
didnt catch that
where is the original image from?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
i'm digging around MCC
i have no idea where this came from. from the thread it sounds like a staple gif.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
thats great !! nice catch on Zito
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 3, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
oooh he's in a cab trying to catch up ..... d'oh
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 3, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
wasn't my catch
I had to read the thread twice to figure it out
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
well i wouldnt of noticed if not for your comment LOL... love that !
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 3, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
i think it might be sergio romo
you know, beard 2
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
i've seen bigger, but i still love it
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
i really don't know if twss...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
not if she's talking to GDM
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
i love this so much except buster needs another face
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
anyone want to be an intern
at memphis?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
is that like a bacon-roll?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
damn no legal interns needed
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
So marijuana loses in California
boo
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
wat?
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
it's politics
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it's not politics, it's just grass
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
still, nobody rides for free
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
que?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
tell me you've seen the bumper sticker
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
obligatory

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
its borderline
its not democrats/republicans liberals/conservatives.
Its weed.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
are shrooms illegal?
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
yes
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
so by your logic
we’re all set for gun control and abortion
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i don't know how you deducted this
but we need to stop
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
that's what I said in the first place
it was up for a vote. therefore….
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
no, because those fall along party lines.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
dude, just drop it.
the politics rule is not for parties. it’s so people who vehemently disagree can talk about baseball.
there are millions of other places on the internet to chat up about that.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
we're grownups but thanks
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
but anyway, its hard to avoid politics of any kind on Election Day when theres nothing else going on
but whatever, Hisashi Iwakuma is being posted, any interest?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
fespn attempts a montage
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
closes with the beard
that was the only good part
otherwise, what a montage fail
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
d-dee...I need to talk cameras.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
should we leave you two alone....?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
No...we'll keep it clean.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
do we have to?
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
My SO want's to start a side business
shooting little league and hocey, and selling the images to happy parents. She’s looking at this.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
if she's shooting mostly outdoors
and in well lit places indoors up close, yeah, that will be plenty to start with
she’ll need a wide angle and a telephoto lens, something up to 300 will be enough, i think
better yet, if she can get a combo lens, something like 18-300; absolutely has to be image stabilized, have its own motor and be quick to focus
i am not too familiar with Nikon lenses but i am sure Evilfrog’s wife can recommend a lens, since iirc she shoots Nikon and is a pro photog
but yeah, i think that body is good for what she needs it for
once she makes some moneys from this she can go buy a semi-pro/pro dslr but given who she’ll be selling to, that will probably never really be a need since the D7000 can produce quality high enough pictures. upgrading might be something to think about though, if she goes closer to the 150K shutter life
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
So are you more familiar with Cannons?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
this is an excellent camera
i would lean towards it but i might be biased
canon vs nikon is very much a matter of personal preference
canon offers a wider variety of lenses which for me is the biggest selling point – over time you will exchange bodies but keep and most of your lenses. also, canon can use nikon lenses (with an adapter) but nikon is incompatible with canon lenses
i cannot stress enough though that whichever dslr you choose you should only buy image stabilized lenses especially with moving subjects like in sports
i would say she needs to go to a camera store and play with both cameras to see which one she likes better as to operation, feel, weight etc. before she buys either
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Thanks.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I like the Cannon lenses best
My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O
I'll be sure to tell her that the cow
approves of the camera. Should be an interesting conversation.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
well hell
where was this last night
http://www.csnbayarea.com/pages/giantsvideo
i am just failin’ at finding these things
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oh
here’s one for the screencappers
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Completely OT....
but since baseball is over, this is what I’m doing for the next three months…..



Next weekend is the master bedroom, followed by the bathroom and kitchen. I’m completely remodeling my house.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I wish I had enough space to pull that off,
but as it is, my house is man cave in and of itself.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
it will be my life time goal to have a room like that.
would it be wrong if I bought a house and made that room and when mrs. codyg and i live together I don’t tell her? I mean rule one of the mancave is to not disclose of it, right?
right, but remember mrs. codyg might want to be invited in to deliver snacks
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 3, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
response redacted
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
It should be a sex dungeon
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
correct....so
if you can’t pull it off in the house, you do it in the garage…..they never go in the garage.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
correct sir
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 3, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions
that would require mrs codyg to have no spatial sense
…which in turn would explain why she married you in the first place
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
I don't speak reddit.
Where are the actual instructions?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
It looks pretty straight forward,
just build a cabinet in a door frame with an inside hinge.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
where does one get piano hinges like that?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Hardware store?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
we have fucked up "hardware stores"
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I agree with this.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
THANK YOU FOR NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION, RIVERRAT.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I do what I can.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
so you can rebuild cars & homes?
HFS® i’m so far behind
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
just do it
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
one time i tried to build a dog house, long story short, i really miss that dog
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
heh.
I’ve got to build my dog a house before the snow flies.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
isn't it already snowing out there?
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
snow line is about 500' above me right now.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
it was fucking 90 degrees today
DEAR WEATHER GOBs, I AM READY FOR AUTUMN NOW
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
it's 29 outside right now, we sipped fall & went straight to winter
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
sigh....what is 29?
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
seven years ago.
It seems like a lifetime.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i am not yet 29. that is good.
last week i went to a scheduling conference and we scheduled the trial date for my 30th birthday. that was fucking nuts
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
i don't remember 30, thank God
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
may I suggest you file a motion
in which you call the 9th circuit ass clowns, because that was funny shit.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Nov 3, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ok. that would definitely not get me fired
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Who needs a job anyways?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
haaaavvvvvveeeee you met GDM?
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
my friend who work(ed) for the mariners
informs me she is moving to AZ for grad school in january
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
If one were opportunistic, they'd apply for her job
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
perhaps someone graduating soon......
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Nah, I'm holding out for baseball ops somewhere
My lunch with Tom McNamara’s next week!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
cool.....
when did you line that up?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
We've been emailing here and there since I left
Yeah, he’s still with the M’s. It was the Professional Scouting Director (Carmen Fusco) that got fired. Mac’s the Amateur Scouting Director
I’m completely willing to buy lunch, though I doubt he’ll let me
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I really hope this works out for you.
It’s like we’re living vicariously through you. Don’t fuck this up.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Oh god. Too much pressure
I always get an erection when I’m this nervous
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Well this is going to be an awkward lunch for me
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
good luck, we're all counting on you
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
what do you know about amateur scouting?
if nothing, just throw the word “projectability” around and see how far it gets you
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
I know some. I read a lot of Kevin Goldstein/John Sickels/Keith Law
I know the terminology, but I have no experience with it whatsoever
I’d actually really like to learn how to scout. I, by no means, want to be a scout long-term, but I could deal with doing it for a few years
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
do you subscribe to Baseball America?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
I don't, unfortunately
But I follow Jim Callis and Ben Badler on twitter! That’s basically the same thing right?!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I'm assuming he's still with the M's,
or did he get canned, and you are buying lunch?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i think his internship ended.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
did you read that?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
mAYBE?
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
fuk
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
civil unrest will be at your doorstep.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
cbus ohio is 29 degrees, it's freaking too cold too damn soon
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
for some reason when we were kids, all my sis bro & i made bird houses
and we gave them to our grandparents in Ark because they love birds. well they kept my sis & bro’s & to this day still use them. they threw mine away because it was so bad no birds would live in it
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
ok, this is creepy.
This is too funny not to share. From pinstripe alley
so now what?
by jetanumba2 on Nov 1, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
We buy the Giants
by lololol on Nov 1, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
by jctGamer on Nov 1, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
hahaha
by groug on Nov 1, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, that was a joke, right?
by groug on Nov 1, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I think so
by natteringnabob on Nov 1, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the name lololol makes it
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
that name does make it better!
someone send u this? or u find it on your own?
great stuff
by guillermozeliak on Nov 3, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Are you seriously asking
Y2S if he found it on his own?
Please move to the noob corner for one week.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
He's like the VEB librarian or something
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
i once asked him
if he built in macros for commenting/replying
ok..i still want him to ans
by guillermozeliak on Nov 3, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions
He follows twitter better than I do,
and he doesn’t use twitter to do it. It’s actually quite amazing.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
its all the tabs
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Also,
Damn you woodchucks, quit chuckin’ my wood.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
does anyone know if he has a job?
i could do a lot more twitter following if i didnt
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Y2S doesn't disclose much personal info
I say we go through all 1000000000000 comments to see the tidbits he included.
yeah lets do that. we'll meet at 0500 to discuss
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
oh my bad 2153
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
work hard and perhaps you'll be a worldwide leader in Y2S research
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Yankee fans are the creepiest
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 3, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Hisashi Iwakuma
throws a splitter, my favorite pitch in the world.
We should do this.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
the george lopez show is the worst show on television
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
by IHeartBoog on Nov 3, 2010 2:01 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
it replaced The Mind of Mencia?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
is that still on?
at least mencia steals funny jokes. lopez writes his own shitty ones.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Shit my Dad Says?
Outsourced???!!?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
damn i havent seen those.
but really, GL is the least funny person ever. he is so unfunny he is making kathy griffin unfunny and she is usually hi-LAR-ious
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
wanda seikes (sp?)
pretty aweful
please tell me u never watched outsourced…..the commercials alone for that show make me turn off the tv…never even seen it….a little kid could come up with a better premise for a show
by guillermozeliak on Nov 3, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions
i just now realized those weren't the same show
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
alright well the GL show just showed some guy with a t-shirt that said
tim weedcicum
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
haha and now he said the kid from dazed and confused won the world series
thats pretty funny. GL should stick to the baseball jokes. HE JUST SAID INTERTUBES
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
heh now they are showing G-dub on the cover of Cocaine Afficianado
/no politics
STOP BEING FUNNY GL YOU ARE RUINING MY PREMISE
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
SOB i have the hiccups
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
WAT THE FUCK
happened to mariah carey
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
oh fuck she's preggers.
IHB is going to hell
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
don't feel bad, i fugured she exploded again too
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
sloooooow veb after hours
good night
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
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Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
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Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
,,,,

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
by gdm426 on Nov 3, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
n is a long way from s
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
that's waaaay too much douche
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
in bed.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
So I'm sorry if this is political
But can someone point me to the rationale to why anyone would vote no on Prop B in Missouri?
Shall Missouri state law be changed to require large-scale dog breeding operations to provide each dog under their care with sufficient food, clean water, housing and space; necessary veterinary care; regular exercise and adequate rest between breeding cycles; prohibit any breeder from having more than 50 breeding dogs…; and create a misdemeanor crime of "puppy mill cruelty" for any violations?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
By the way, it just barely passed 51% to 49%
Must be a lot of cat lovers in Missouri…
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Wait wait wait...
they have laws in Missouri? When the hell did that start happening?
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
??? don't live in missouri
but it’s a rumor that clean water and nurtured dogs make horrible cuisine.
Because, while Missouri is the leading state in puppy mills,
the restrictions it puts on breeders makes it damn near impossible to be a dag breeder that handles more than one litter at a time.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I mean, those restrictions don't exactly sound severe to me
But nevertheless, I doubt 49% of the population knows that much about dog breeding
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
get your own puppy's dammit!
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
While I don't disagree, they are literally going from the worst state
to the absolute model of ASPCA. More restrictions than anywhere else. As I said, I live 3000 miles a way, I could really give a crap, just answering the question.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
No no, I appreciate it a lot
Thanks for the insight
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I doubt 51% of the population knows any more about dog breeding.
What the hell happened to the no politics rule???
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Meh. It was late night VEB and didn't follow party lines and it was something I was genuinely curious about
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Yeah, I think I overreacted a tad
I was kinda being hyper-vigilant about it. Sorry. Still, your initial comments seemed like they were starting from the premise that people who disagreed with you couldn’t possibly be right, and that always tends to rub me the wrong way.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I actually don't know enough about the issue to really have an opinion on it
Just the language of it indicates “Vote yes if you love puppies! Vote no if you want them to suffer!”
I was curious on how 49% of the people would vote no on that
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
obviously, they want puppies to suffer.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
It was a pretty complex issue
Some people who are puppy lovers did not want the bill to pass.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
Ahhhhhh
I totally misunderstood your intent then.
Ballot initiatives have a way of being written like that, don’t they? “Gee, I like puppies! I’ll vote for it!”
Anyway, I think a lot of people were turned off by apparent animal rights activism.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Supposedly the US Humane Society is out to do away with all caged animals.
or something like that. Not trying to start a discussion. just a random comment. Please don’t hit me.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
I heard if they have their way, the dog will own YOU!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
that would not surprise me a bit.
People are crazy.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
Anyway I agree that it is way more complicated that it seems
Despite my bungling comment at mysterui this remains civil. Yay VEB!
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME
I DO WHAT I WANT
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
in soviet russia

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
by gdm426 on Nov 3, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I guess its
late enough to post this
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
I have you beat (Warning: NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM&has_verified=1
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
i don't understand what this has anything to do with mine
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
They're both "why the fuck does this exist" videos
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
ah
mine is scarier due to the sheer ernestness of the creepy fat guy.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
I wonder if VEB will ever get past the stage
Where regurgitating some GIFs your found on some other message board is considered humor.
/negative Nancy
stolen humor is still humor.
you don’t get any points for it, but its still funny.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
except when its an absurdly long thing of Cardinals GIFs and pictures
then you sometimes get points (see d-dees fanpost at the end of season)
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
it's the off-season
and there’s nothing ticking on the hot stove
of course, I don’t think too many people realize that the minute SBN gets a notice with any combination of the terms
copyright infringement
bandwidth stealing
C&D
bandwidth exceeded
(especially if associated with the one of the most trafficked blogs on the site),
they can program all those images into arbitrary placeholders or ban images altogether. it would be like the parent SBN blogs… they don’t even have avatars.
most people would rather complain about killjoys.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
NERTLERB!!!
:=8D
My intense hatred of JASON MARQUIS keeps me warm and toasty at night. Believe!
:=8O
what's that?

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
hey ducttape if i wanted to save this gif in my mac , how do i do it ? thx in advance
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 3, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
First you'd buy a PC...
then I’d be able to help you…
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
If it helps any
this is the site I get it from.
"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Bob Gibson
thanks man, i am not good at this at all but i love that .gif
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 3, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Mac's can't right click, save as?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Right click
Ever tried to right click a mouse with no buttons? Go Mac!
by WizardofOz1982 on Nov 3, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
you can just click and drag the damn image to the desktop
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
gif wont drag
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 3, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Ya, I guess I haven't worked on a mac in over 5 years.
I plan on keeping iot that way.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
You can set up the mouse to "right click"
Select System Preferences. Then select “Keyboard & Mouse”. Change the setting on the right side of the mouse to be the “Secondary Button”
Tadaaaaaaahhhh
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
thanks !
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.I don't know what you're talking about,"
Wilson said when asked (if he puts shoe polish on his beard). "It's dark because we play a lot of day games. It's tanned. It's focused."
by riftraftredbird on Nov 3, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
right-click and then
oh…oh wait
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
i dont go to any other boards but VEB, nor do i think i regurgitate anything.
if anyone ever has any problems with me all you have to do is click on my profile & send me an email & we can talk it out
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Hey Rotoworld has updated the sidebar.
My colby trade anxiety has been greatly reduced. And for those of you desperate for news. Rick Ankiel is available. His option was not picked up by Atlanta.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
Jon Garland is now a FA
Giants parade
live stream going on right now
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
a live stream of a parade?
clear my schedule for the day, diane
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
csn broadcasters hating on joe buck
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
and they just called panda fat
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
speaking of gifs
I wish I was a member there so I could rec this post.
Last night was so Lincecum
But before that, we MadBumed, and before that, Matt Cain. I got to work today, late, and my boss Edgar Renteria’d. He told me to Brian Wilson this presentation before lunch, which I Pat Burrelled for a week now. The clock was ticking, and I began to Jonathan Sanchez.
30 minutes before the meeting, I saw an email that says the mtg got Philadelphia Phillies’d.
There is a Buster Posey.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
The baseball gods do not always punish the wicked but they will not just allow people to spit in their faces — Joe Posnanski
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer’s fault — jponry
by jctGamer on Nov 2, 2010 2:00 PM CDT reply actions 27 recs
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
That's a great JoePo quote.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Oh no. Boog is crying now.
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
Good for him.
Hope he can stay healthy and get some regular playing time.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
This is wayyyyy too soon for a rational respons Alx!
I demand you retract that comment this very moment. Ther must be a period of irrational wailing an crying first.
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
WAAAAT?!?!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
huh, when was he taken off the 40 man roster?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
No I am so bummed.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
Beltre declined his option, will be a FA
Open your wallet, Bill DeWitt.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
say it ain't so joe
i’m imminently sad now….
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
Pathetic minor system
It is pretty sad if the Cards do not even have one decent starting pitchers in their minor systems that they can bring up next year.
HMMM
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Nov 5, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions

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