100 questions (more or less) for derrick goold
i’m probably in the minority here, but i think it’d be cool if bobby cox went out a winner. the guy managed his ass off this year, as always -- had to change starters at four positions (3b, ss, cf, and 1b), lost the back half of his rotation for significant portions of the season, and didn’t get much help from the F.O. (whose "impact" off-season additions included eric hinske and troy glaus). rather than bitch about his burdens nonstop, as a crabby old skipper might be tempted to do, cox solved all those problems and kept his team afloat. they’re in the tournament for the first time since ’05; i don’t like their offense much, but the frontline pitching is strong enough to give the braves a shot. (and not that anyone asked, but i hope they don’t hire hitting coach terry pendleton to replace cox, because i’d love to see TP managing in st louis someday soon.)
in the AL i’m rooting for the twins, who also refused to be deterred by adversity -- they lost their closer in ST and their cleanup hitter (and MVP candidate) at midseason, lived with make-do options at 3b and rf, and still left two higher-payroll rivals (det and chi) in the dust. i don’t like their frontline pitching after liriano, but i admire the hell out of that franchise, which is in the postseason for the 6th time in ron gardenhire’s 10 seasons as manager -- but, alas, still looking to win its first postseason series under his leadership.
anyway, i’m not really here to talk about the tournament. i’m here to say that although you can’t watch the cardinals play this month, you can still read about them. earlier this year post-dispatch scribe derrick goold came out with his first book, 100 Things Cardinals Fans Should Know and Do Before They Die. some of it covers familiar ground, but there’s a lot of fresh material in there with which to while away an idle october.
for instance, i’d never heard the one about team owner chris von der ahe getting arrested in the second inning of an 1887 game and charged with conducting business on a sunday (von der ahe got a baseball-only exemption some weeks later), nor the one about the st louis baserunner who later that season was charged with assault and fined $4.50 (!!) after upending a defender on a hard slide into second. i didn’t know that only 10 cardinals in history have hit walkoff grand-slams (and that three of them are david eckstein, aaron miles, and gary bennett), that flint rhem was kidnapped (so he said) and force-fed raw whiskey at gunpoint during a critical 1930 series vs the dodgers, or that billy southworth and his family were homeless throughout the 1944 world series. (the southworths time-shared an apartment all season with the family of stl browns manager luke sewell, trading off occupancy as the two teams came and went during the season; the two families were never in town simultaneously until october.) until i read this book, the agonizing debate about the color of a cardinal’s beak had completely escaped me. and i never really thought about it, but you can make a good case (and goold does) that the first pitch in cardinals history was thrown by none other than cy young, back in 1899.
a couple weeks ago i did a quick Q+A with derrick about the book, the franchise, and the fan base; it follows after the jump. you can order the book direct from the publisher at this here link
What was the rationale for doing the book?
Most fans are pretty well versed in the last 30+ years of Cardinal history, just because the team has been so successful. Even if you go back to the Brock and Gibson teams, the big names and events are pretty familiar. One of my goals was to dig deeper into the history and offer up some anecdotes, events, interesting performances, and things from the past that tie together the entire picture of what the Cardinals mean -- not just what they mean in baseball but what they mean to the area. I wanted to offer up some historical sites that people could go to visit -- for example, all of the many former sites here in town where professional baseball was played. When you really explore the landscape of professional baseball in St Louis, I think you have a sense of how deeply rooted this place is as a baseball town. But how it got there -- the little instances and events and locations that got it there -- that’s what I was looking for. And that’s what I was most delighted about finding.
In some ways you find history repeating itself. As I was digging into the farm system, I found that a lot of Branch Rickey’s ideas and his theories behind it are still applicable to what the Cardinals are trying to do now. Rickey knew the Cardinals could never have a payroll to compete with big-market teams like Chicago and New York -- and they were almost all big-market teams in those days -- so he thought the way to address that was to get talent at a cost-controlled level, and get lots of it. How is that any different from what the Cardinals are trying to do on the most basic level today?
The last 15 years have been an unusual period. There’s almost a whole generation of Cardinal fans who have grown up with the expectation that the team will reach the postseason every year, and if they don’t then something is seriously wrong. Did that have any effect on how you put the book together?
This has been such a prosperous decade-plus for the Cardinals, and certainly coverage of the Cardinals has gone up exponentially; you get to a point where all this stuff has been covered and it’s all well remembered, so you’d better have something different to tell readers about. I knew when I outlined the book that a trap I could fall into was to make 90 percent of it about things from recent years and 10 percent things from the past. There’s just so much more information about what’s happened in the last four decades than what happened in the previous six or seven decades. So I could have gone where the most abundant research and most accessible anecdotes existed, but I didn’t want that. I fought that urge.
For some franchises, if you were doing a book like this you’d do an entry for every time they’ve ever reached the playoffs, because there just aren’t that many instances. But I made a conscious decision not to do that, because it would gobble up a whole lot of the book. I didn’t do that across the board; you can’t ignore Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS against the Mets. You just can’t ignore it. But I didn’t need to give a whole entry to the 2001 divisional series against the Diamondbacks. Great series, but in the end does it add more to the lore of this franchise than, let’s say, Trinket City [the museum-like set of collectibles amassed by former club VP Marty Hendin]? I tried to mix it up so that the high points of the playoff history are included, but they don’t dominate the book.
You mentioned that you had a hard time deciding what to keep in and what to cut out -- what are some of the things that missed the cut?
I didn’t have a separate entry for Willie McGee; he makes appearances here and there, but he didn’t end up with his own entry. I waffled on that until the very end, whether to write a profile of him or to just have references sprinkled throughout the book. But for the most part I was able to cram in everything I wanted to. The book has sidebars, and I used those liberally.
God bless the sidebar.
I just didn’t want anything important to slip through the cracks, and if there was something that didn’t really fit anywhere else I could always make it into a short item of its own, even if it’s only one paragraph.
What kind of feedback have you gotten? Have you gotten any angry letters from fans of, I dunno, Joe McEwing or Bob Tewksbury, complaining that their man got short shrift? Or conversely have you gotten responses that say, hey thanks for including that story, I never realized this was part of Cardinal lore?
Mostly the latter. When you write for a newspaper, you get a lot of e-mails from people who want to tell you how dumb you are. But the responses to the book have been along the lines of, "Thanks for reminding me of something I had forgotten," or "I thought I knew that story, but you still showed me something new about it." I haven’t received any e-mails -- though now that I say this, I probably will -- complaining, "Why aren’t the gritty gutty infielders in there like Stubby Clapp or Bo Hart?" Most of the response has been very positive, and it’s been pleasant in that regard.
I think people have bought into the approach of the book. I wanted to avoid just rehashing history. I was trying to take a new look at things and expand the focus, treat the Cardinals as not just a baseball club but also a cultural resource.
There aren’t many franchises that you could take that kind of approach with.
In a lot of ways the book is really about geography -- the geography of Cardinal Nation. The book is set up as a virtual road map. It starts where so many people start -- at the Stan the Man statue -- and then I tried to organize it that way all the way through.
For a good part of their history, the Cardinals were the furthest team west and the furthest team south, and KMOX helped to push the boundaries of the fan base outward. I can remember as a kid listening to Cardinal games on KMOX at my grandparents’ place in the Wisconsin dells. And out in Colorado, where I grew up, there were people who knew which high points you could drive to to get a clear signal from KMOX. When I was a kid and Denver was still trying to get a major-league franchise, the Denver Post decided to "adopt" a major-league team and cover them as a regular beat. They held a poll and the Cardinals won, and I remember being so baffled by that. I thought the Cubs would win, and I thought the Yankees had a chance to win because they’d had a Triple A team in Denver for many years. But out of nowhere -- to me, anyway -- the Cardinals won that poll. That’s the kind of reach they had.
Then when I got my first job in sportswriting down in New Orleans, sure enough there was a big group of Cardinal fans there, for the same reasons.
St. Louis had a triple A team down there for a little while.
That’s right, the Pelicans. That’s where Tony La Russa’s playing career ended, you know. George Kissell told him, maybe you’d better think about managing, because I don’t think the playing thing is going to work out. [That was in 1977 --- La Russa, then 32 years old and playing his 10th season of AAA ball, hit .188 / .297 / .305 for the Pelicans in 50 games. Within two years he was managing the Chicago White Sox.]
Let me go back to Musial for a second, because you just mentioned him. Joe Posnanski wrote a great cover story about Musial for Sports Illustrated this summer, but it was almost as if he had to reintroduce this great player to America’s sports fans. How can a player who was that great be so far under the radar? Why is he only sort of hazily remembered, while Ted Williams and Joe Dimaggio and other stars of his era still have very sharply defined identities? Is it just another manifestation of the dreaded "East Coast bias"?
That’s a hard question to answer. I always wrestle with the thought that if Stan Musial played on the coast, he’d be more widely appreciated as a player. Maybe he would have -- maybe. But would he be as appreciated as a person? One reason he’s such an inspiration even after all these years is because of who he is -- the person he is. He personifies not just what it means to be a Cardinal but what it means to be a Midwesterner. That can’t be ignored as part of his greatness.
There hasn’t been a meaty biography of Musial the way there has been for Yogi Berra or Hank Aaron or Willie Mays. There hasn’t been that. But I wouldn’t say that it’s East Coast bias. The Cardinals are very well represented in baseball literature. There might not be any literati like there might be for, say, the Red Sox -- there’s not a John Updike or Roger Angell or even a Stephen King out there writing about the Cardinals. But you can’t do a history of baseball, or any of the major eras of baseball, without part of the story being about the Cardinals. Even if you’re writing about breaking the color barrier, Branch Rickey is front and center in that story. If you’re writing about steroids, there’s Mark McGwire. The Cardinals are a constant, high-profile presence in baseball history. They’re not the Yankees, but I can’t find any evidence that they’re overlooked. You could say that any team is overlooked compared to the Yankees. If you compare the Cardinals to the 28 clubs who aren’t the Yankees, they actually do pretty well in terms of national recognition.
Even if you’re focusing on the Yankees’ dominance, the Cardinals are the team that provides context to that dominance. When you talk about 27 championships, the Cardinals set the bar for how truly large that number is -- they are the best of the rest. That’s not the same as being the Yankees, but it’s a pretty good place to be. You’re not an anonymous franchise when you’re the primary control group. Both in a literal, geographic sense and in a figurative sense, the Cardinals are at the center of major-league baseball.
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Fuck the Yankees, I mean good piece and might pick me up a copy of the book. Drugs, arrests and homeless people in Cardinal history, should be interesting.
I feel inspired by Cardinals Nation already.
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Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Up Cards!
Down Yanks!
And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to Jason Marquis forever!!!!
:=8P
Spare me your taradiddles!!!!
:=8O
a BIG +1
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue....
by Futility Infielder on Oct 5, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
GO.MOTHER.FUCKING.YANKS.
ahhhhh yankees post season in the midwest is always a treat. bartenders don’t know how to do anything besides turn the tv’s to random footieball games and rednecks with inferiority complexes bitch on about payroll.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
I open a mean bottle of bud select too
I hate football season…
check out VEB on facebook...just search groups for Viva El Birdos
watching your figure, sweetheart?
i like to throw back some bacardi breezers myself when participating in these things that apparently happen.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 6, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions
two great tastes that go great together
thanks
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Just when it was starting to dawn on me that the long, cold off-season has truly begun...
Our elder statesman lboros rides to the rescue with help from Derrick “why can’t more sports writers be like you” Goold!
Awesome stuff. I am seriously considering buying this book now. Maybe Larry should get a “VEB cut” from the book revenue.
I assume the Cy Young tidbit refers to the St. Louis Perfectos?
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
We've done it before,
but perhaps we should put together a list of baseball books to get us through the winter. Goold’s could be the leadoff hitter, so to speak.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
i've been meaning to read moneyball and 3 nights in august
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
I've been meaning to read Moneyball too
also Men At Work and one that I think just came out called The Unwritten Rules of Baseball.
October 1964 is a great baseball book. Some others I’d recommend for the potential baseball book list:
-As They See ‘Em: A Fan’s Travels in the Land of Umpires
-The Baseball Codes: Beanballs, Sign Stealing, and Bench-Clearing Brawls: The Unwritten Rules of America’s Pastime
-Sixty Feet, Six Inches
by BTown Birds fan on Oct 5, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Read Poz's The Soul of Baseball.
And an old one that I like, Stolen Season.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
3 nights in august is actually really good
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
I'd disagree
There’s just not enough meat for a book of that length.
Stupid vegetarians.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Oldie but a classic
Jim Bouton’s Ball Four, although it’s a bit crass in places.
by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 5, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
...

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
That just looks great.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 5, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's pretty good.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Goold's book got me through the first six months worth of poops this year.
Great toilet book, and I mean that as a compliment.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Oct 5, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
saying anything is worth “the first six months…of poops this year.” is a HUGE compliment. And poop is funny.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Good pooping books are great!
but I have a feeling this one might be so good that my legs would fall asleep
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by albrtfn on Oct 5, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
leitch's latest is worth a read
though he approaches so much of his material as a st. louisan in a new, strange place in the world. so, i don’t know how appealing it would be to someone who hasn’t grown up in and later left st. louis.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 6, 2010 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions
It looks I have found my default christmas present...
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
The book is AWESOME.
I got it for my birthday this year and I couldn’t put it down. Thanks for the read and thanks for the interview!
by mattisnotfrench on Oct 5, 2010 10:39 AM EDT reply actions
I like the idea of reading baseball books this winter.
Thanks for the recommendation. And thanks for the post lboros.
I have read 3 Nights in August. It’s a good read. Moneyball, not yet. Maybe there will be a book. Three Days In Cincy!
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
I hope they don't get past one day in Cincy.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 5, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
crap. didn't finish that thought.
Meant to say “but I know what you’re getting at.”
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 5, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I was just skimming down the page quickly and read that as
“I like the idea of reading baseball books via twitter.”
That would be quite the experience reading a book 140 characters at a time ;)
rec'd
Thanx at ton, lboros, for pointing me to this book. I need a new one for the coming winter.
Baseball is only a game. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole.
just ordered one for me and one for the brother for Christmas Thanks lboros.
just finished "The Baseball Codes " it was really good .
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 5, 2010 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
holy crap, good idea
i know what i’m getting my mom for christmas
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
pop quiz
- Nick Stavinoha
- Jeff Suppan
- Mitchell Boggs
- Aaron Miles
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Soup
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
stav
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 5, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Soup
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 5, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
5. Photoshopped
Duncan is actually leering at a ham sandwich.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
by TBender on Oct 5, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Boggs
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
I guessed before I clicked on the link.
I thought the link provided the answer, which it kind of does. Suppan.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
definitelty soup
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Answer
They’re all the same person anyway. So the answer is all.
by WizardofOz1982 on Oct 6, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
the hell with Tony being a kissing bandit
i hope its not the kiss of death
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 5, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
He is italian after all.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 5, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions
that's why Colby said he wants Tony back!
he finally got a smile out of him!
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
he does like them walkoff wins though
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
That picture is so awesome!
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
it's oe'r in fanshots
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Who is Motte trying to high five in that one?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 5, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
the Hollidome
I was wondering that while it was happening.
Motte was walking along with his hand up like, “Come on, guys. Somebody slap my hand. I wanna be cool, too.”
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 5, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
something about these photos......
and here’s one for some of your fantasies.
oh. no, it’s not the Skip photo.
Fantasy Football apparently took place.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
pic 12....
I didn’t even have to look to know which locker had the Aaron Rogers Jersey hanging up.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
Boog gets a good draft pick again
Waino picks the Falcon, pic before.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
they really should have done real, custom carpet squares
instead of doing a paint job on the carpet. that’s going to look real cheap, real fast.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
new carpet every year!
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
noooo we have to scrape change out for Albert!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
in this one
here it looks like Colby caught the kid’s hand.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
(and yes... I'm waiting for someone to repost the Skip photo)
(for the entertainment value of VEB)
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Ryan doesn't get a locker?
It looks like he just gets to pile stuff in the corner next to a chair.
it's called a doghouse
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that might've been where they put Club Flip
well, well, well. of course BJ Rains is all over this.
After starting the season with a locker in the middle of the Cardinals clubhouse and right next to Albert Pujols, Lopez had his locker moved into a corner in the middle of the season without explanation. He often hung out alone in a storage closet near his new locker, even putting a ‘Club Flip’ sign above the door.
it’s InsinuRains. he’s as bad as Strauss.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
lohse looks like he's headed off to class at the local JUCO
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I was going for the departure fantasy
that works … "Professor Wainwright, can you school me please?"
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
2 years?!
TLR went from playing AAA to managing in 2 years? Wow.
I guess I should probably give it to Hamilton, right?
wooooooops I clicked Albert, oh fuck.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Your click includes you in the same group as 59% of the voters.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 5, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
thats right motherfuckers
2010 wOBAr
Joey Votto: .423
Albert Pujols: .442
Try and put up those numbers in a neutral ballpark, Joey.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Oct 5, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
ouch
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 5, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Well now Joey Votto is leading the poll...
But only 115 or so votes, either way I would put him 3rd on that list.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
I think it's funny how
Rotoworld files Cardinals news that doesn’t apply to a specific player under Albert Pujols. As if any Cards news is basically Albert news anyways.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
that's ridiculous
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 5, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
caption contest

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
See dis ?
Ib I touch my fin-gers togeder like dis I can
make electricity, mang
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 5, 2010 3:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
So deng dee issy bissy spider mang
He hass to go up de waterspou.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 5, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"There are men on base and I'm smiling for the camera...
…but my man behind me isn’t. You go on deck and think about that."
by sdrone on Oct 5, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm pretty sure Albert can enunciate his "th" sound
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Pujols show Pedro how many RBI Yadi will get with people like him batting in front of him.
Yadi is not “feliz”
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
yadier molina finds himself overwhelmed with jealousy
he thought he was the only one albert shared his secret sex maneuver with
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Ok, we high five like dis
It’s called “Wonder Twins” high-five, because we’re Superfriends, Matt.
Adios Esposito.
Adios Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy...wherever he is.
He calls everybody Matt
Trying again!
It’s called "Wonder Twins" high-five, because we’re Superfriends, Pedro.
Adios Esposito.
Adios Sarge. Say a prayer for Surf Boy...wherever he is.
This is the sign we give
when we need Amauri Cazana to show up and destroy all who oppose us. Use it sparingly.
Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.
by Eckstreem on Oct 5, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hea' is the steeple... openg the doors an' here a' the people
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
"ang dat's when dey made me an hongorary mason, mang."
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Oct 5, 2010 9:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
"oh, i don tink i was supposed to show you dat, mang."
"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."
by tom s. on Oct 5, 2010 10:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
we're in for it now
Goold just tweeted this post!
quick! hide the bacon!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oh god
i wish i had seen this before making my inappropriate comments
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
what?
the part about you drinking urine? It’s okay. Urine drinkers are a growing populace. Nothing to be ashamed of.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
I do it 'cause it's sterile and i like the taste.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
urine-drinking is nothing goold hasn't already seen in cards talk
by DanUpBaby on Oct 5, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've always thought of Cards talk
as more of a monkeys flinging feces kind of thing, myself.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
That's racist dawg
cue gif
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
...

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
So I was surprised to see...
Pujols’ BABIP is (almost) always significantly lower than his actual BA. Can anybody smart explain how/why this is?
Pujols career BABIP: .315
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Home runs don't count as balls in play,
and he’s hit a bunch. This would be my educated WAG.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
yeah that is what I was thinking...
but there are plenty of other players (Votto and CarGo specifically) that also hit homeruns and have BABIP substantially higher than their BA.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
anything to get that BABIP higher!
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Cargo has the BA to go along with the
high BABIP, and Votto doesn’t pop up anything. Pujols’ FB% was 44.5, and 13.5% IFBB, compared to Votto’s 34.8 and 0. Those peripherals would go into driving the numbers. Others who know more about this, please correct me.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Strikeout rates
are the difference. AP strikes out less than both, which naturally allows more balls in play. I think this is what you’re asking.
wild ass guess.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
This phrase is funnier if you place emphasis on the second word
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
You've been watching Ice Age:The Meltdown again, haven't you?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 5, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I have honestly never watched a second of that movie
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
If you ever do, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 5, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
dumb question, what would be your BABIP if you've K'd in all of your AB's?
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
that's not what your mom said
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 5, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i might be in the wrong thread
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it was a pretty good joke tho
if i say so meself
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Really?
I honestly no little-to-nothing about certain statistical measures, BABIP is one of them. It seems that people compare BABIP and BA (and other stats) to help compose the concept of “lucky”, or what have you.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
and that is "know" not "no"
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
The formula for BA = H/AB.
The formula for BABIP = (H – HR)/(AB – K – HR + SF).
So since you are going to have less hits than at bats in a season, the home runs in the numerator count more than they do in the denominator. If you have enough home runs and few enough K’s, you BABIP will be lower than your batting average.
by vivaelpujols on Oct 5, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
thank you!
that is just what I was looking for!
(can I TWSS myself?)
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
sure they do
BABIP is just a permutation of BA and is heavily influenced by BA
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Just Joe Strauss being Joe Strauss
“Hearing potential for high-impact Cardinals trade. For details, join the rest of STL media at Joe Strauss Live!!! @STLtoday.com 1 p.m. CST.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
this is gonna be some bullshit again..
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
good bye Shelby,
we hardly knew ya.
/Lift glass to six more month’s of Strauserbaiting.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
noo ooo oo ooooooo
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
If they do,
we should riot. I’m talking torches and pitchforks, everything’s in play.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Fuck torches.
Try Molotov cocktails.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 5, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Torches are so 19th century.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
nah
it’s joe strauss to cincy for a big grab bag of flamin’ hot cheetos
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
mo' tried to swing puffs, but jocko wouldn't go for it
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Fuck that bro I'm happy with flamin' hot cheetos
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
no way cinci trades us brandon phillips
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I almost missed this jab in the twitter fight.
For details, join the rest of STL media
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
ooooh, subtle
not
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
My friend that works on the Cardinals groundscrew
Told me that the rumor around the organization is that MO is going to trade Shelby and Colby for Jose Guillen (15-20 hr guy) and AJ Pierzynski (backup catcher with pop)
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Tell your friend to go groundscrew himself.
Cardinals 2010 memorial sig. Never Forget.
by The Continental on Oct 5, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
its a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
horrible idea
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 5, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know...
trading future stars/core for old bad players sounds pretty legitimate to me…
I know nobody on the groundscrew. Although if I did, I would pay him/her to put an arch in my yard.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
but then what about our LBY stat!
how can we rebuild again!!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the headline is probably all the "details"
No way those tight-lipped Cardinals have mentioned trading someone that qualifies as "high-impact’
by infallibleopiniongenerator on Oct 6, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm telling you guys: Chone Figgins + Spare Part + $$$ for Allen Craig + PJ Walters + Bryan Anderson
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
man I hate the offseason.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
me too. its torture
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 5, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
can't believe this shit is already starting
season’s been over for what.. 5 minutes?
take a break mo, sleep on it before you do sth stupid
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
the worst is the time around the winter meetings
so many rumors, so little action
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
I was thinking about asking either the Mariners or the Cards if I could tag along for the winter meetings
But they’re right in the middle of my finals =(
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
go ahead and ask
I will be your substitute.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
go anyway and report back. we need a good spy
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 5, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
shaun would be great
but that contract is insane
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 5, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
There's 3 years and $26 million left on the contract... If the Mariners kicked in $8, that leaves about $6 mil per year for Chone
That’s pretty palatable, yeah?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I've never really been on the Chone boat.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
hmmmm i'd like to see what freese has
i don’t really think chone is 5.6m better than freese. if david can’t play, then maybe midseason?
but 6 per sounds none to bad. makes sense but no reason to do it now
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 5, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
so it's ... intriiiiiiiiiiguiiinnngg?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i've said this before but why not Stephen Drew ?
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 5, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
there is.... another....
/Yoda
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
You're telling me a 5 WAR player is going to be expensive?
Pshhhhhhhhh
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
talks start and end with shelby
i’m not willing to go there
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
2nd base
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 5, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Something is wrong here
i’m drunk yet i dont have a game thread to destory with insanity…
OH GOD ITS THE OFFSEASON
Dog shit salad
Tell me your deepest darkest secrets
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
nothing wrong with that
i like guys too
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
david freese ain't unattractive
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
how tall is Marp?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it... just... might... work...
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
oh no
i’m not on board with that nickname
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
by prophetjohn on Oct 5, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you allowed to call someone else boyish?
"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy
by hazel on Oct 6, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
is that Chris Hansen?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Maybe he feels a kinship with them.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Kelly Johnson, Drew....
for Shelby. Mo’s work is about done.
is this what they call Haren-kiri?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 5, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's called Cards win NL Central in 2011...
….and maybe not so much in 2014-15-16
Our new 2B!
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5650662
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
"Huh what?"

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 5, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
given Boog's offense this year, his head should be fine.
OH SNAP!
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
but with his 'zone' he might hit his shoulder
then what!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
so if Tampa Bay has a playoff series and nobody comes, does it make a sound?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 5, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Or did it really even happen?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 5, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
does anyone know the whereabouts of Amaury Marti Cazana?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Who? I can't read that name.
It’s erased. As if it didn’t exist.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 5, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Dan Haren ?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
How should I know?
I couldn’t read it.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Wait, so if Tampa plays Cincy in the Series
300 people will attend?
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
Yes, and they will fend off hundreds of thousands of Persian warriors.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
that's the Phanatic
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Finally something appropriate for Cueto's skills.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
by TBender on Oct 6, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
FESPN is playing a 30 for 30 movie about the 2k4 Red Sox
It is making me want to puke/cry/puke again.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
I thought Ken Burns already did this documentary
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Should just call it...
“Steroids > Curses”
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
by SheckieZx on Oct 5, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's the fur.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Although Karma is getting a bit of revenge these days...
their golden boy Tom Brady looks like Justin Bieber.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
why do they let Chris Berman narrate baseball?
MAY-ther? Really? Really?
we’re no. 8, by the way.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
White Socker???
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it was the 20-inning game
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
A pretty lame highlight in my opinion
It was a really long game. It ended in an anti-climactic fashion. Whoop-de-do.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I KNOW! effin espn!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I think Berman made it through that entire montage...
without completing 1 FULL sentence.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
So, who are people rooting for in the playoffs this year?
I’m leaning toward either the Giants or Braves.
Probably the Giants.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Braves in the NL, I'm OK with Giants.
Kind of upset they have to play each other first round.
Twins and Rays in the AL. Nothing against Texas, just not really that interested.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
i think the Phillies will sweep the Reds
even though I hate both teams.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
As long as the Reds get their asses handed to them, I don't care.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
it's weird...
I like the Phillies players.
but I don’t like the Phillies team or fans. phans.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i like Chase Utley
and I like Ryan Howard.
And I like Roy Halladay.
Wait… you’re right…
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
it's weird, innit?
can we root for the Phillies without rooting for the Phillies? I would take that option.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
giants . gotta go with Pat the bat and Andres Torres . Cant root for the Phils.
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
how can you like ryan howard?
he dominates the cardinals
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
They do?
Is it because he’s overrated? I don’t think I could blame the guy for duping his team into giving him that ridiculous contract. Though, he’s going to have to deal with it when it hampers their ability to compete later on.
I have always liked Ryan Howard too. He’s a very good player, he’s from St. Louis, seems like a pretty good guy, etc.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Yeah, this was the reaction to the contract
by vivaelpujols on Oct 6, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
2.1 WAR this year
for 19million dollars. That deal is just gonna get worse.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Yep, that kinda ugly is very hard to hide.
any bets on somebody losing their job over that?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
not while he is a fan favorite and they keep winning the east.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
And when they don't keep winning?
and can’t really afford to go out and get the pieces they need?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions
you mean if
not win. Cause I’m not seeing anyone step up in the east in the near future.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
possible
But Cox is retiring after this season.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
yeah who are they going to find to replace his production
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Managers matter.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
i'm not convinced it's a whole lot
unless they are just bastards and kill the team’s desire to win. it’s not hard to make out a lineup card
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
I'm wishy-washy on manager's impact
Sometimes I think they can be a positive/negative. Other times, I think they are just there to take the credit.
Maybe their biggest impact is on clubhouse desire/chemistry throughout a grinding season?
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
i present to you Aaron Miles starting
and being on the roster as an example on why managers matter.
Players matter more. But managers do have an effect on a time, and if they have any input on roster make up they have a larger effect.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
I'm betting TP gets that job.
And he has never struck me as an idiot. If he were, I doubt that Cox would have kept him around this long.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
It seems like Fangraphs comments are very group-think-y
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Um.... yeah
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by redbirdnation8206 on Oct 6, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
was that you as vivaelpujols defending the howard contract
or at least you seemed to disagree with the majority and i was confused as to how you were being contrarian….
or was it a poser (which if i remember correctly has happened before)
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 6, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
hometown boy
we have a mutual friend
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
mind=blown.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
I'm for Braves or Giants (whoever comes out fo that series)
there are alot of players on the phils that I like, but I can’t find it in me to root for them, not this year. They caused me to lose a shame wager for last year’s WS (i liked them in’09, as the previous year they won me a shame wager)
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
I gotta go Braves NL
and I know I’m minority, but I’d be ok with the Reds. Twins AL, wouldn’t mind Rays. Twins all the way for me.
Ruck the Feds!
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd be happy if they all lost.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I'll root for the Braves in the NL since they're the underdog imo
although the Giants could be viewed as underdog also
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
After '87 and '02, I will never cheer for the Giants.
I am cheering for the Braves, beause I’d like to see Cox go out with a ring.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 6, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
Also cheering for Minnesota and Texas.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
Benito Fucking Santiago
can suck it.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
yeah
I will definitely root for the Braves over the Giants
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
woa just skimmed through thepainguys fanpost
maybe the community guidelines should be expanded to no politics/religion/swing analysis/mle
people get passionate quick
I think it's one of the top
five pissing matches of all time on VEB……..OF ALL TIME!!!!!
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
You gotta be right on that.
I gave up on it about half-way down.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions
If you get through the anger
There’s actually some interesting content. It’s just presented in a lot CAPITAL LETTERS and with quite a few FUCK words.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Oct 6, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I sincerely hope the announcers dwell on how Edinson Volquez was 'suspended' for PED use.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hahahahahahahaha
If he were a member of the Cards, probably.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
If TLR comes back Descalso will have a shot at making the team.
On the radio this morning they were playing clips of Tony talking about him. Apparently his nickname is “dirty dan” in reference to his willingness to get down and dirty. Also praised him for taking on the third base job.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
we covered "Dirty Dan"
I’m more alarmed that Tony is trying to pick up all the nicknames.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
all the way back to ST
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/2/23/1322730/sugar-shane-thats-cute-how-about
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
"Dirty Dan? Nah, how about Danny Load?"
Cardinals 2010 memorial sig. Never Forget.
by The Continental on Oct 6, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Is "dirty" the new "gritty"?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
that's the way I took it.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
gritty
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks to all of you who posted last night
at least there is something somewhat cardinal related for me to review this morning. I can’t wait till February.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
staring out the window waiting for spring.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
yes except I am in my office in the basement staring at a computer screen waiting for spring
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
i am in an office on the 15th floor waiting for summer to END
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Ah, the tribulations of being an Arizonan.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm not sure what to make of this
http://twitter.com/JohnMarecek/status/26558217900
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
:shrug:
I thought he only gave game balls out during a win. So he really wont have to think about it.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
who are the reds playing anyway?
also is it bad that i know how the AL is laid out, but not the NL?
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
Philies
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
BURNSAUCE
where’s the gif
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
keith law picks a cardinal 2nd or 3rd
for each of the MVP, cy young and ROY
"Moneyball: It's kind of like communism."
twatter
i'd say he is right
Though Garcia should win the ROY.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
I know it was the cool thing
to hate on Jason Heyward early in the season because FESPN was going gaga over him, but he put up a great season, and should get the ROY.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
...

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i don't hate Jason Heyward
But a 2.70 ERA > .849 OPS from a corner RFer
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
4.4 WAR > 2.8WAR
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
is that WAR, FIP, tRA, or ERA?
also, I’m going to have to not use WAR at all. Since we have determined that UZR is flawed for a season analyzes of defense and WAR takes that in account.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
also like to say
there really should be a ROY award for pitcher and position player. Because It’s unfair to compare the two.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
I don't think fielding makes up much of a pitcher's WAR
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
nor do I
Just in general I think it’s really hard to compare a pitching performance to a hitting/fielding performance.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
it's sort of hard
but I don’t think WAR is that questionable to just throw the data out the window.
but just look at wOBA and FIP and how far above average they are. both players didn’t play a full season so
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes it is...
…because their criteria is not really the same.
So why is it that you compare them anyway and then hand Jaime the award? Honest question.
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by redbirdnation8206 on Oct 6, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
well, I compare them because there is only one ROY award
If there were one for a pitcher and one for a player I won’t compare them.
Jaime was a top 5 pitcher in his rookie year. Heyward was not a top 5 player. I also value pitching, as a whole, as more valuable than hitting. Throw in a little bias and I’d give it to Garcia.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
good point
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
3.7 oWAR from Heyward is still greater
than Jaime’s. I’d love to see Jaime get it, but it’s just not gonna happen. Heyward was the darling going into the season, and he lived up to the hype. He’s a shoo in.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Yeah, I think Heyward seems like the most obvious of the awards picks
Whether that is right or not. The facts that the Braves are in the playoffs, Garcia got shut down and Heyward is an “everyday player” are some things that will tip it in his favor.
I’m not sure who actually deserves it though. Garcia was tremendous, his rookie season is compares favorably to some of the best rookie pitching seasons of all time. Heyward is big and scary in the batter’s box.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Heyward was hurt for like a month though
keep that in mind
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
And he still had 623 PA's
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
nice
his P/PA must be quite nice, wears down the pitchers
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Posey got into the playoffs too.
I won’t be surprised if Garcia ends up third.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
Posey hit more HRs and had a higher BA, that with the difficulty of catching is probably what gets him the award in my opinion.
I always tend to forget about Posey...
I could see voters punishing him because “he didn’t do it for a full season”… which is idiotic.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
That doesn't mean you shouldn't use WAR at all
It means you should adjust WAR based on defensive metrics. Heyward has a + 5 run UZR, which is about right for a ridiculously athletic right fielder.
Jaime’s peripherals are not as good as his ERA, his RA isn’t nearly as good as his ERA, Heyward has been much better.
Where'd you see this?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
that's how it's gonna probably happen.
Waino will get it some day (fingers crossed), Pujols and Jaime probably have as strong of cases as any NL player. But i’m guessing Votto, Halladay, Heyward.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Goold links to us again!
Apparently people will be coming here expecting book recommendations.
ahaha. ahahaha. ahahahahahaha.
He also writes:
Ballwriter fail.
wtf
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I recommend
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i recommend this
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
that sounds like a good book
I may get through this off season yet.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
RB's first post of the offseason is today,
there’s a chance for a novella today.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
in case anyone wants to mock him
bj rains is making twitter do his work for him because he’s discovered to his surprise that he doesn’t know anything about baseball
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Heh....Strauss:
“figure it out yourself.”
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
and this is one of the many reasons why playing-time cannot be used exclusively to gauge TLR's use of rookies.
La Russa’s expectation of young infielders when they come up from the minor leagues is defensive versatility. It shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone, as we have seen the same pattern time and time again.
When natural shortstop Brendan Ryan made his MLB debut in 2007, La Russa played him more games at third base (24) and second base (17) combined than at short (28 games) that first year.
The downside? Ryan had never before played second base and had logged just one game at third in four previous years as a professional prior to arriving in St. Louis.
Two years later, another shortstop, former first-round draft pick Tyler Greene, reached the major leagues. He topped Ryan by appearing at five different positions defensively in his rookie year, with a total of 20 games at third, second, first and centerfield plus 30 at short.
Greene’s preparation? A four-year minor league career spent entirely at short other than four games at third in 2008.
Why hadn’t the organization learned from this by the time Descalso’s number was called to join the bigs?
This season, wrapped around a month missed due to injury, Descalso’s name was written on the Memphis lineup card 110 times at second base with his only diversion being six games at first base. Not once was he given time at short or third base.
/fake blockquote
…
That is what I call a fucking travesty. Imagine if Brendan Ryan had just given up and washed out. This is precisely why we have so many “rookies” who are so old, and keep signing aging bench players.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I seriously think it's time for TLR to find a new home.
The guy just wears me out.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, isn't that what the plan is? surround Albert Pujols and Matt Holliday
with young, cost-controlled players.
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT DOING THIS?
Of course, I’m sure the org will wait until the young, cost-controlled players are old and injury-ridden then go See? See? We need to hit the scrap heap again!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Oh, I agree.
I haven’t understood just exactly what they are trying to prove. Maybe the Baby Birds didn’t do quite what they’d hoped for at the start of the season,but there was no logical reason to do what the FO did this season. With the exception of Winn, there really wasn’t a need for Miles, Stav, Feliz, or Mac the Ninth. Suppan’s results weren’t just god-awful,even if he is.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
there was a need for suppan too
because Walters and Hawksworth weren’t working out either.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
Can't deny that.
Just wish we hadn’t had the need.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Honestly, I'd rather just leave KMac be.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently, so would the organization
Even as they talk about making him a starter year after year.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
Winn
Winn replaced Jay on the 25-man when acquired. I’d much rather have Winn as the fourth or fifth outfielder than Stavinoha, but, at the time, Winn bumped Jay back to Memphis.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
I'd forgotten that.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
to Descalso's credit he seemed to handle it pretty well.
he performed admirably at 3B
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
long live Dirty Dan
but it’s really too much to expect Schumaker to strike twice.
Seriously, TLR wants to turn every player into Aaron Miles. He tried two years to turn Brendan Ryan into Aaron Miles.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I mean, it's too much to expect to plan on
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I agree
i like versatility in players. but I like players who excel at one position even more!
Most of the time a jack-of-all-trades is a master of none. Or in Miles case…decent at none.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
The dull utility knife.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Aaron Miles = Swiss Army Spoon
with a lot of dirt on it.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
by SheckieZx on Oct 6, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He must want a whole team of Oquendos.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Oquendo's career wOBA was .300.
So, this year he came close to it: Ryan, Skip, Lopez, Miles, Feliz…
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
SUCCESS!!
/Heavy on the suck.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
actually
it shouldn’t on the radio that Tony things he has a shot at starting 2nd next year.
You forgot to mention Pujols playing in right field.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
I believe he played third base in college.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
But,
we don’t want to play Allen Craig at third base because he hasn’t played there in a year.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
and we know he can't play there
Also, the Cardinals were in a different spot as far as playoff picture at the time
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
Yep, and look where that got them
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Weren't in the same place as when Miles was getting starts at third base?
We know Miles can’t play third base at all. I have a hard time believing that Craig would be as bad as Miles, let alone worse. Also, we played Mark DeRosa at third last season and he is not good defensively at third at all, and didn’t hit worth a lick after his injury. What’s more, when the Cardinals’ hopes of contention dwindled, Craig didn’t get any starts at third.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Craig did get a start at first
Tony also had him take groundballs for a week at 3rd. Craig Can’t play third base!
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
I find it hard to believe that Craig is as bad defensively as Feliz is offensively.
Of course, this debate is hopefully moot. God willing, Feliz has played his final game for the Cardinals.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
I'd agree with that !
and add in if god willing, so has Miles.
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
Until TLR decides not to come back,
Miles is the 5’6 175 lb. gorilla in the room.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
blocking Boog's chance to pitch!!!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
You do realize that he's gonna get called for a balk
when he licks his shoulder mid-windup.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
does that break the plane?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
.342
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i guess where I'm going with this.....
i feel like the Cardinals need a table setter more than anything in the offseason. If we can get a guy or two on before Albert, Lego, Rasmus, Freese…..things can happen. Can Descalso be that guy with a 350-375 OBA with a solid glove at 2nd? I don’t know what else, if anything, is better on the market this winter.
I'd be happy with a pure leadoff guy, and a healthy Freese hitting second.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
If Jay could learn to take a walk,
Wouldn’t he be passable at that? He’s fast and doesn’t appear to be an idiot on the basepaths. Or am I just hoping for too much?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Jay could definitely work....
I’m just trying to find out a way to get Miles and Schu out of the lineup….if Descalso can do his thing at 2nd, and Ryan at SS, and Freese at 3rd….we may be able to accomplish that….on most days, it is TLR we are talking about here
Can we DFA TLR and call up Pop Warner?
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Jon Jay knows how to walk.
His rookie year, he walked 7.7% of the time, which isn’t great, but isn’t all that bad for a rookie. In the minors, he posted walk rates of 9.4, 3.6, 8.7, 9.4, 5.5, and 8.9. If he could raise his walk rate by a percentage point, it would be great.
His batted ball and park-adjusted wOBA for 2010 in St. Louis is .324, which is about exactly league-average. If you add walks, that may help offset what could be a slight evening of his BABIP. Then again, with his speed and hitting style, he may be a guy who can BABIP above .300.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
every at bat he seems like he has good plate discipline imo
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
He did. Even when he made outs, he didn't look bad.
Is it just me or did it seem like he just swatted the shit out of the ball when he made contact? Even when he hit it right at somebody, they weren’t weak.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what I thought also
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
didn't Jay get like one start in the leadoff role?
Kind of curious as to why he didn’t get a few more ABs there
We had Schu and FLopez.
You're the fail to my win?
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
gotta put them somewhere I guess
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
You're right. I was thinking about when he first came up.
He was rather swing happy for a while there. Of course, that’s when he was hitting everything that came near the plate, too.
You're the fail to my win?
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Descalso probably won't be that in his first full MLB season.
At some point in time, it is possible, though. Descalso posted a very nice OBP in Springfield (~.400) with an accompanying walk rate of ~9.5%. In Memphis last season, he had a 9.3% walk rate, but had a .327 OBP due to a low BA. In ’10, he had an 8.5% walk rate and .349 OBP. He only walked at a 5.4% clip in limited big-league time.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 6, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
i agree...it'll take some time
it looks like he does seem to recover after about 200 ABs at each level….a bump of 50 points in AA, and about a 25 point climb from 09 to 10 in Memphis….his 420 slugging line down in Memphis this last year was a 100 point jump from 09 in Memphis.
He was slugging 530 in Springfield before his call up to Memphis in 09….the kid seems like a gap hitter. Could be a nice number 2 option down the line
Oh Dear GOB...
… add in if god willing, so has Miles.
Make this happen. I’ve not asked for much. Convince Miles to retire or something… Please! Have the Red Sox offer Buchholz or something so the Cards have no choice but to accept a trade… I mean, something, please?
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by redbirdnation8206 on Oct 6, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
even if the Red Sox did....
they would release him, the Cardinals would pick him up, and use him again….we are doomed, i’m afraid
I'm not sure I like you or not.
You keep bringing up that unpleasant subject.
/totally kidding
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm...
True. I mean where else could you find a little white guy who can’t field and punches the ball around enough that sometimes they’ll fall in for hits causing our favorite team’s HOF manager to drool over such otherworldly exceptional play??? Surely no one with that skill set exists in baseball…
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by redbirdnation8206 on Oct 6, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I do think the "Tony hearts veterans" thing is sometimes exaggerated, but...
Miles and especially DeRosa are great example. The team kept trotting DeRosa out there when he was not performing well because he was a veteran. His versatility became moot when we went and got Holliday. The only reason the team had the patience to sit there and take DeRosa at third over and over again is because of his veteranness, which earns you trust that younger players don’t have.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
He didn't have anything better than DeRosa
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
DeRosa was sexy. so its understandable. also: man stew
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
Why do I keep hearing about Cincy being a "great baseball town"?
It most definitely WAS…but it sure didn’t seem like it this year.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Agree
I’m so tired of this misstatement.
How about the talking heads say something about the great baseball tradition in Cin instead?
it'll be a great baseball town up until the point they get swept by the Phillies
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
SNAP!!!
with how the GOB acted this year… I almost expect Cincy in the mothereffin’ WS
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
I just noticed something about Cincy
they had a lot of trouble beating good teams, but had not trouble beating the bad teams. pretty much the opposite of the Cardinals… and it makes the season even more aggravating
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
And since there are more bad team than good teams.............
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
This was my obsession the last two months.
It looks even worse when you just compare the division records (removing the head to head games).
CIN – 43-18
STL – 27-33
H2H – 12-6 STL advantage.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
the padres had a similar fate....
they were also 12-6 against SF. But they finished 1 game back of the Giants. Padres slugger Adrien Gonzalez summed it up nicely, “that means that they were 7 games better than us against everyone else”.
When you put it that, it kind of puts it in perspective…in the Cardinals case, this was 16 games better (against the NL Central)….yikes.
I feel disturbed that Jeff Francoeur is on a playoff team.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
How do you feel about that RBI double?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 6, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
The called strikeout is even more disturbing.
Is this the same Francoeur?
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
20 minutes until Straussicorn
reveals the “major trade” scenario.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
this better be good
or at least entertaining.
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
GD I hate Strauss and his pathetic, transparent attempts to manufacture suspense
he has graduated from asshat to full-blown twat
indeed
Dawgz16: What’s the “scoop” on the “impact trade”??? Let’s get to it Joe! There is always the potential but isn’t the timing a tad off? Was it an attempt to gain attention to your chat today or is there really some strong info you have for us today?
Joe Strauss: Absolutely. And yes. I’ll hold the info for a more respectful ChatHead.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
he's got nothing
he knows it, and yet it doesn’t restrain him in the least from drumming up artificial intrigue and trying to deceive his readership. I get why this guy considers himself a professional journalist—because he’s egotistical and utterly deluded—but why does the PD consider him a journalist? …oh right, because it’s a shitty paper
Looks like the game plan is to pound the zone with heat.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
Price throws something like 75% fastballs... i think.
I read that somewhere. I am not informative. I’m like a celebrity with a political opinion.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Lee in trouble early...
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
I feel like some cowbell
I might actually use my membership and see how the Bay is doing.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
back, Carlos, back!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Game thread
use for all ’em games.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
There are a couple of options
in the playoff FS
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
OT: Funniest Joke I've read in a while.
Our lawnmower broke down and my wife kept hinting that I should get it fixed. Well, you know how it goes, first one thing and then another seems much more important than fixing the lawnmower. Things like washing my truck, working on the shed, making beer, things like that.
Finally she came up with a clever way to make her point. When I got home from work that day she was sitting in the yard cutting the grass with a small pair of scissors.
Not to be out done, I went in the house and came back out with a toothbrush and handed it to her. Then I said rather foolishly, “When you’re done cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the drive way.”
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions
A man and his wife are golfing on a course with a severe dog-leg. The man tees off and slices it way right, out of eyesight. He and his wife go searching for the ball and eventually find it some distance form the fairway, where it had rolled up next to an old wooden barn. The man is about to pick up the ball and take the penalty, but the wife notices that the barn has wide double-doors on either side.
“You know, if you opened these doors, you’d have a straight shot right to the green.”
The man does as she suggests—he opens the doors and then hits a crushing drive, but the ball unexpectedly hits a rafter in the barn, fires back, and hits his wife in the head, tragically killing her on the spot.
A few months later, the man is golfing with some friends. They reach the same hole with the severe dog-leg, and again the man slices it way right. He and his friends go off to look for it, and sure enough it has ended up right next to the same barn.
“You know, If you opened both doors you’d have a straight shot to the green,” one of his friedns says.
“Oh, no, absolutely not,” the man replies. “Last time I did that I got a 7”
hahaha that's pretty good.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
.
One year I decided to get my mother-in-law a cemetary plot for Christmas. The next year I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why I didn’t, I replied, “Well, you haven’t used the one I bought for you last year yet.”
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 6, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
A man comes into the ER with bruises, contussions everywhere,
both eyes black, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. The doc asks what happened.
“Well, my wife and I were playing golf and on the 6th hole we both sliced into a pasture full of cows next to the course. We went into the pasture to look for the balls and I finally noticed something white sticking out the back of one of the cows. I went over, lifted up her tail and, sure enough, saw my wife’s golf ball stuck there. Well, I turned and yelled back to her, “This one looks like yours!”. That’s about all I remember."
by ArkansasTravs on Oct 6, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW,
Strauss’s ‘big news’? Other teams will probably be asking if Colby is available this winter. Duh!
on this:
“In some ways you find history repeating itself. As I was digging into the farm system, I found that a lot of Branch Rickey’s ideas and his theories behind it are still applicable to what the Cardinals are trying to do now. Rickey knew the Cardinals could never have a payroll to compete with big-market teams like Chicago and New York — and they were almost all big-market teams in those days — so he thought the way to address that was to get talent at a cost-controlled level, and get lots of it. How is that any different from what the Cardinals are trying to do on the most basic level today?”
I wrote a series of essays and one video presentation basically arguing this point. Baseball has always been big markets spending money, smaller markets developing new strategies to subvert the big markets monetary advantage, and then finally the big markets adopting the smaller markets strategies getting us back to square one. Here’s a link to the video (narrated by my super silky voice):
And I haven’t watched this in years so it may be complete shit. But enjoy!
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Resident malcontented betamale
no linki.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
well ffs clicked the image button instead of the link
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Resident malcontented betamale
and reply fail
i’ve clearly checked out here
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
Resident malcontented betamale
by slu on Oct 6, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
You did a good job with that.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
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