A Paeon to David Freese....

Let's face it: the future success of the Cards depends on a rock-solid hitter and smooth fielder at third base, the kind of guy that David Freese WAS turning into, until fate played a dastardly trick on all of us and left us floundering with the likes of Pedro Feliz and Floppy at third.  Oh the degradation!

So, to promoote Tastee's rejuvenation and return to the hot corner this off-season, I have cowposed a tune, sung to the immortal Kink's lyrics in David Watts.  We need to all sing this 3 times a day!!!

I am a dull and simple cow
Cannot tell water from 2%
And I have never met Elsie the Cow
And I wish I could moo with all he's got - HEY!

I wish I cud hit like David Freese.

Babababababababa...
Babababababababa...

And when I lie on my hay bale at night
I dream I could field like David Freese.
And lead the Cards team to victory
And smack another double into the gap.

I wish I cud be like,
Babababababababa...
I wish I cud be like...
Babababababababa...

He is the head cow at the third base
He is the captain of the infield
His is so gay and fancy free
And I wish I could have all the milk he's got - HEY

I wish I cud hit like David Freese.

And all the girl cows in the neighborhood
Try to go out with David Freese.
They try their best but can't succeed
For he is a pure and noble breed (of cow).

I wish I cud be like,
Babababababababa...
I wish I cud be like...
Babababababababa...