The World Series
It's the end of the end, the last gasp of a six-month long march through purgatory by hundreds of players and millions of fans, all looking for the path to baseball salvation. The World Series begins tonight with perhaps the one and only pitching matchup that could actually outdo Lincecum vs Halladay.
On one side, you have again the Tiny Tornado of Terror, Tim Lincecum. On the other, the Sultan of Strikes, El Capitan of Control, the Pasty Prince of Precise Pitch Positioning, Cliff Lee. It should be a night to remember as these pitching pugilists go at it for nine rounds in the city by the bay.
Okay, now that I've done my huckstering for the day, I'm picking the Rangers, and rooting for them as well. I actually like a lot of things about the Giants, but would prefer not to see a lineup composed of Aubrey Huff and Mike Fontenot winning the World Series. It's the sort of justification for stupidity I would prefer to avoid. Plus, I'm a little afraid if the Giants do somehow win it Tony La Russa will have to install windshield wipers on his television. (Just pause and let that image sink in for a moment.) On the other hand, I really admire the way the Rangers have been built from the ground up, and so that's where I'm throwing my allegiance.
Honestly, I don't really have much to say today. With the Series just starting it still feels a little early to me to begin Hot Stove posting in earnest, with the exception of any actual news that happens along. Since there's none of that, I'm just going to leave this thing open. I know it sucks our team met such an ignominious end this season, but there's still baseball being played, and it doesn't involve any of the super-spenders, and Fox is going to be losing its collective mind over the awful, awful ratings. So plenty of stuff to be happy about. So grab a beer, grab a seat, and enjoy the last baseball we'll see for four months.
The Baron's Playlist for the 27th of October, 2010 -- Halloween Bash
"Monster Mash" - Bobby "Boris" Pickett
"Haunted House" - Jumpin' Gene Simmons
"We Such Young Blood" - Radiohead
"Same Ghost Every Night" - Wolf Parade
"Kill My Baby" - Nick Curran and the Lowlifes
"Li'l Red Riding Hood" - Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs
"Dead Man Blues" - Jelly Roll Morton
"Skeleton Man" - Evangelicals
"Thirty-Three" - Smashing Pumpkins
"I Put a Spell on You" - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
"The Swan" - The Zombies
"The Boogie Monster" - Gnarls Barkley
"Monsters" - Band of Horses
"Blue Flowers" - Dr. Octagon
"Season of the Witch" - Donovan
"The Ghost" - Deer Tick
"Friday the XIII" - Deer Tick
"The Shankhill Butchers" - Decemberists
"Fright Night (Nevermore)" - Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti
That's all I can think of at the moment. Have a nice Wednesday, everyone.
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NEVER PICTURE ANYTHING ON VEB!!!!!
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
especially not
D-Dee’s furrie persona….
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
heheh and i thought you'd never learn
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
+1
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
If there's some sort of theme to the playlist I'm not seeing it.
On an unrelated note, isn’t it weird how Halloween is just around the corner? Man the year goes fast.
Ahem.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Also, I feel compelled to defend Aubrey Huff
I’ve seen other people besides RB do this—that is, point out that the Giants’ lineup is full of gritty scrappy players. It looks like “stars and scrubs” without the stars. It is actually less of a stars and scrubs lineup than the Cardinals measuring by Fangraphs WAR. Look at the Giants page and the Cardinals page. The Cards have a higher peak (Pujols and Holliday as opposed to Torres and Huff) but their positions players trail off in 2010 WAR faster than the more-balanced Giants.
Anyway, back to my main point. Yes, a team loaded with Freddy Sanchez-es and Juan Uribes and Aaron Rowands does make one fear that Tony will see that success and start calling up MO demanding MOAR MEDIOCRE VETRANS PLZ!1, but Aubrey Huff doesn’t deserve to be part of this complaint, not this year. He was worth almost 6 wins this year by FG WAR. He hit for a .388 wOBA and was worth something like 6 runs runs in the field. The guy had an awesome year. He, Torres, and Posey were legitimately kick ass in 2010.
Also, this picture from his SBN page is hilarious:

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2010 10:45 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Heh heh heh
I couldn’t help myself. It’s either the most unintentionally funny player picture or the most intentionally ironically awkward and funny player picture I’ve ever seen. I hope it’s the latter.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
It doesn't matter whether it was intentional or not.
It made me like Huff the Magic Dragon. I hope he hits some home runs this WS.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
You misunderstand my objection to Huff, Monsieur Bobo.
Aubrey Huff was, bizarrely enough, a beast this season. The issue isn’t that he wasn’t good this year, it’s that there was really absolutely nothing in his track to recommend him for this kind of season. He’s a wily veteran but has been pretty much terrible for several years now. Him lucking into a 6 WAR season is the offensive equivalent of Kent Bottenfield’s 1999, which is to say there was absolutely no reason to bet on such a performance. And while that may make for a nice story, it’s pretty much pure luck for the Giants and their GM, and there’s a part of me that wants to believe good design should overcome flukey luck every time.
Plus, seeing Huff have a brilliant season out of nowhere fills my head with terrifying visions of the Cards betting on 34 year olds who were barely better than replacement level the previous four years.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Oct 27, 2010 11:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I think it's more likely that it's the defensive equivalent
This is the third time he’s had a wOBA over .380. And actually, he was pretty darn good in 2008, but I kinda overlooked how bad his most recent years have really been. Ah well.
But I understand your point better now. It’s definitely true that one shouldn’t expect a season like this again, but I don’t think it’s crazy to expect him to have one or two years like this in his career. He’s had a few years around 4 WAR, I think. Anyway, I always kinda liked Aubrey Huff since he can clearly hit under the right circumstances, so I think it’s cool to see him succeed.
And no, I don’t want the Cardinals to try to acquire him. Bad Tony, bad!
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
fair point on the defense.
I meant offensive as in position player, but probably should have chosen my words more carefully.
Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
by the red baron on Oct 27, 2010 12:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
"Shankill Butchers"
Great song. In baseball related comments, I’m rooting for the Rangers, mostly for the Josh Hamilton factor. I remember seeing him on one of those “Flip Those House” home improvement shows a couple of years ago and watching his life – as edited for television – become reoriented to baseball after years of addiction and recovery. He was signed to minor league team by the house flipper guy who also owned part of the team… Actually, that house flipper was in the audience during Hamilton’s ESPN Oprah-like “Hometown” special about his life. It was inspiring when he was back in the majors playing for Reds, and amazing now that he’s where he is on the Rangers (especially after the Rangers dumped A-Rod and Tex due to salary). Plus, the Rangers have that Molina brother connection. And Nolan Ryan. Go Rangers.
Honi soit qui mal y pense.
There is something awesome about a true redemption sports story
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I dug the Rangers doing a first celebration with Ginger Ale.
That was pretty cool. But I also like the Giants stopping their celebration to give respectful applause to Bobby Cox. Both classy moves.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Thirty-Three might be my favorite SP song.
Great pick.
I’m rooting for the Giants, and hard. I went to their park in May and loved it, I love the young pitching, I love that they got a group of scrubs to the Series and I absolutely love San Francisco.
I think it’s highly likely the Rangers win it, but don’t discount the Giants – they seem to have a sort of 2006 Cardinals vibe to them.
by mattisnotfrench on Oct 27, 2010 11:10 AM EDT reply actions
A St. Louis Cardinal game.
Diamond Diaries has a boredom buster posted. There are pictures of the eyes of St. Louis Cardinals and you get to guess who is who!!
A couple are easy. Most are hard. It’s a way to pass time until February.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
Here are some of them I think
26-LaRussa
1- Carpenter
24-Colby
12-Boog
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
5-Skip
7-Jaime
8-Freese
9-…wick…
10-Carp
11-Yadi
13-Jay
16-Freese
20-Waino
25-McG (ironic)
and Big Mac’s eyes looks like that one diagram from biology…
Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.
yes 9 ls luddy
those are sad eyes :(
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
I think 3 is boog
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
by the way
here is the link
http://cardinaldiamonddiaries.blogspot.com/2010/10/boredom-buster-how-well-do-you-know.html
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
its helpful to know that a couple of people are on there twice
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
oh fun, let's see...
first look with no peeking
1 – Carp
4 – Lego
7 – Jaime
8 – Sauce
9 – Ludriguez
10 – Carp
11 – Yadi
12 – Trev
13 – Chief
20 – Waino
21 – Lego
22 – Boog
23 – Larue
24 – Cheese
26 – TLR
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
so, after some more staring...
2 – Albert
3 – Boog
5 – Skipperdoodle
6 – K-Lo
14 – Franklin
15 – Dennys
19 – Floppy
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
I want to know who 18 is
That is the most beautiful set of eyes.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
so beautiful eyes is Josh Kinney
I hope he makes the team next year. LOL
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
salsa's not on the list though
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
I had carp for #10 also
13-Jon Jan
22-Boog
3-Skip.(BV I noticed you had 5)
I couldn’t tell Holliday at all. I was looking for him.
I had Reyes for 15 also.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
oh i didn't look at what anyone else said
wanted to see how i’d do from memory
i had to google kinney though
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
ok w/o looking at ur guy's suggestions but i did look at the alphabetical list (u have too)
here’s mine
1chris…2jason m…3skip…4brad…5josh…6aaron…7jaime…8david…9ryan l
10chris…11jon…12trevor…13matt…14brendan…15yadi…16dennys…17matt…18albert…19felipe
20adam…21blake…22kyle…23brendan…24colby…25ryan f…26tony…27jason l
final answer
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
ok so where the fuck are the answers
i didnt waste my time for nothin
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
the answers were published
Chris Carpenter -1, 10
Ryan Franklin – 14
David Freese – 16
Jaime Garcia – 7
Blake Hawksworth – 17
Matt Holliday – 4, 21
Jon Jay – 13
Josh Kinney – 18
Jason LaRue – 23
Tony LaRussa – 26
Kyle Lohse – 6
Felipe Lopez – 19
Ryan Ludwick – 9
Aaron Miles – 27
Trevor Miller – 12
Yadier Molina – 11
Jason Motte – 8
Brad Penny – 25
Albert Pujols – 2
Colby Rasmus – 24
Dennys Reyes – 15
Brendan Ryan – 3, 22
Skip Schumaker – 5
Adam Wainwright -20
link
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
brad penny.
I don’t think we saw enough of hm to even know what color his eyes were.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
arg i though 25 was Big Mac
i still stand by my comment that #25’s nose/eyes look like the ovary diagram from biology class
Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.
josh kinney was not a fucking cardinal all year wth
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
clearly not that cardinals i'm talking about
i also am not referring to whether or not he’s a someone who does something in the catholic church or an actual bird
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
nice thx for postin the answers
im battin .333
i was completely surprised i missed BOTH of matt’s pics…those were the most i was sure of
biggest botches: i thought freese was mexican—dennys reyes, and i thought albert was motte…o well nice quiz, thx
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
i would have gotten most right even without the list of who's in it
i felt a little weird that this came so easy to me
i swear i’m not a stalker
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
easier
for girls to identify the eyes…after all it is on the women’s site
by guillermozeliak on Oct 28, 2010 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions
2 – albert
4 – holliday
7 – jaime
8 – motte
9 – luddy
10 – carp
11 – yadi
12 – miller
13 – jay
16 – freese
17 – holy shit creepily small eyes
19 – floppy
20 – waino
21 – also holliday?!
13 – larue
24 – colby
26 – TLR
that’s all i got
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
is there a consensus on aVEB
that we are adopting the Rangers? I know I am.
While Spinning.
How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?
I'm not really adopting anyone, I think.
I really like this match up. I will be satisfied no matter who wins, as long as the games are entertaining.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I'm not rooting for anybody.
I don’t like the AL and I’m tired of rooting for the Giants. My heart belongs to the Cardinals.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
I'm still rooting for Big Mac to pinch hit in these playoffs.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
i'm rooting for the Giants
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Oct 27, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm rooting for the team with the most personality.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
hell no
i am all for whichever team includes brian wilson
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
this.
is a good point. hopefully Machine makes a few appearances.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
i'd post a picture
but i don’t want anyone to get in trouble in the office for looking
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Ok I can root for Brian Wilson and Lincecum and Matt Cain
But I would also want to root for Hamilton ? is it?. The guy that overcame his addiction problems.
hm…. nothing has changed. No clear favorite here.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
I'm rooting for a seven game series
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
+1
Lee-Lincecum Game 7 would be awesome…
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue....
by Futility Infielder on Oct 27, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
One of those would be most excellent.
VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009
by redbirdnation8206 on Oct 27, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
it's difficult for me, since I don't like the AL, but I like underdog teams
and the Giants are one of the teams that give the Cardinals more trouble over the years… but I’m gonna have to root for San Francisco over Texas. go NL!
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
whoop
my first sentence is a contradiction… guess there’s no question really, go Giants!
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Contradiction is part of the human element that makes baseball so great!
And other statements of questionable logic!
In conclusion, we should have have more replay in baseball.
Fin.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
makes sense
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually I meant to type "we should not have more replay in baseball"
to go with the “human element” trope. But typos are also part of the human element!
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Seeing as I am singlehandedly responsible for their success, yes, the Rangers
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I convinced Jack to trade Lee to the Texas instead of the Yankees, duh
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Rangers
I guess. I rooted for Giants and Rangers in the LCS’s, so I’ll be OK either way. But since the Rangers have never even been to the Series and they have Cliff Lee, I’m leaning their way a little.
by ArkansasTravs on Oct 27, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't root for AL teams.
And don’t like the Giants. Too many memories of Jeffrey “one-flap down” Leonard, Kevin Mitchell, et al.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 27, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm playing them right now...
Candy Maldonado hitting cleanup, Mike Krukow on the mound, Scott Garelts warming up.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
Candyass Maldonado was another...
Really didn’t like that team.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 27, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
ha! nice
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think he was on the Giants in 87.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
Heh. He was a rookie that year, but saw no playing time in the NLCS.
Mitchell played 3B, Uribe at SS.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
i was just guessing
i remember later years…i hated them the most…mitchell could slug
also phils and the kruk/daulton years….they seamed to kill the cards…although i really wanted phils over jays in that series
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Rangers built from the ground up?
Aren’t almost all their players from trades and free agency?
Ok so to see if I was right I checked BR. Looks like the only 2 position players with a positive WAR on the 2010 Rangers that were drafted and brought up through the farm are Ian Kinsler (3.2) and Mitch Moreland (0.4)
Among all other plus WAR position players, Hamilton, Cruz, Young, Andrus, Blanco, Murphy, Francoeur all from trades. Vlad was brought in via free agency.
Among pitchers, Lee, Colby Lewis and Neftali Feliz were all brought in. Only Wilson and Hunter have had much impact from the farm.
That said, I love their team anyway. It’s a Walt Jocketty team all the way.
good point
i think that’s why i like them too. Colby Lewis was a great find.
Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.
Another thought
I’d even say that the other ways weren’t working for the Rangers and they are only advancing now because they traded for better talent.
Someone posted a link yesterday to this article. New Owner, Chuck Greenberg is even quoted as saying,
“We can’t control what the Yankees or any other club chooses to offer. We know we’re going to have to be aggressive financially. We’re not going into this with a pea shooter. The old Rangers are gone.”
To me that reads, “we give up trying to grow a winning team, we’re now going to try to spend to keep up”.
"The old Rangers are gone." (?)
You mean the organization that spent $250MM on A-Rod? I’m confused, Mr. Greenberg.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Can you divide the traded-for players into groups
of those traded for when they were big-leaugers and those traded for when they were minor-leaguers?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
That's what I was going to say too.
It’s the same debate people have about Wainwright. Elvis Andrus spent multiple seasons in the Rangers system before being called up — is he a Braves prospect or a Rangers prospect? Personally, I don’t associated players with affiliate teams until they reach AA. Below that and there’s so much attrition and projection that it’s hard to say they weren’t still like a draft pick.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
That's a fair point
I watched Andrus play in Frisco a few years back. He was the real deal.
I guess my point is people sometimes give Walt crap but were his teams any less home grown that these Rangers? I doubt it. And I’m not complaining either way, it’s all about winning.
I think there is a tendancy to want to give an organization credit for identifying talent pre-draft and drafting it.
I understand this mindset. I find myself doing it, too. What I think folks can forget is that clubs often have identified players pre-draft, want to draft them, but then another club snatches them up with an earlier pick. Identifying low-minors talent is just as important a skill as identifying amateur talent. I think clubs who do this and wind up getting good talent in return when they trade a big-leaguer are just as worthy of praise.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
Yeah, identifying minor leaguers in trades counts as "home grown" in my book
It’s mostly about cost control. That’s the main point of going with youth, isn’t it? There are also injury risks to think about, maybe some intangible stuff like “hunger” and the benefit of having a “hometown guy” rather than a “well-paid mercenary” (although plenty of mercenaries are known for being “clubhouse guys”, it’s all very complex).
Basically, there is trading for vets and signing them as free agents on one side, and bringing guys up from the minors on the other, it’s not as important to me who drafts the player in the first place.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
To defend the Jocketty era Cards a bit here. . .
isn’t identifying which of your minor leaguers are overrated a skill, too?
This was the Braves modus operandi with respect to pitchers for years and years and years (really, until the Wainwright trade IMHO).
It was a skill that with a couple of notable exceptions Walt Jocketty enjoyed, too.
by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 27, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't think Jocketty possessed this skill
he just got lucky in some cases… in others, it clearly didn’t work out
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
From the earlier thread, FreeRedbird posted some interesting stats regarding Big Mac's tenure as hitting coach:
Last week, I posted an article about overall offensive(and defensive) performance of Cardinals batters on my blog.
Link (Alert : It is written in Korean and google translator is very sloppy in translating Korean into English.)
I did the same thing last year, so I compared this year’s performance with last year’s, especially in the way of plate discipline.
2009 —> 2010
Pitch/PA 3.66(15th most in NL) —> 3.76(13th most in NL)
Swing% 48%(2nd most in NL) —> 46.8%(4th most in NL)
O-Swing% 26.8%(2nd most in NL) —> 29.6%(9th most in NL)
Swing Strike% 9.4%(4th most in NL) —> 8.2%(13th most in NL)
K% 19%(3rd least in NL) —> 18.5%(best in NL)
BB% 8.8%(12th in NL) —> 8.7%(7th in NL)
wOBA .325(8th in NL) —> .321(7th in NL)
After a quick n’ dirty look, It seems like Cardinals batters, as a group, have become relatively more patient and selective hitters in the league. In this year, they saw more pitches, hacked less and drew more BBs than last year. There was no drastical change in their lineup between 2009 and 2010. Does Big Mac deserve some credit for these positive changes?
"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy
the earlier thread cited Lack of McRae
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, McGwire staying around means McRae or someone like him won't be back.
That seems like good news to me.
"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy
I really have no idea what effect a hitting coach has...
it always seemed to me (with real no good reason) that they could effect:
1st pitch swings/takes
general gameplan for specific pitchers
general approach for fringe/young hitters
who fanbases blame when the offense disappoints.
It also seemed to me (also with no good reason) that only the last one was substantial.
Can anyone enlighten me?
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Well what the data above does is correlate team-wide hitting factors to a change in hitting coach.
Obviously there are tons of other factors that go into this relationship, and none of them have been controlled for, but it’s a pretty interesting list and it doesn’t look cherry-picked.
"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy
definitely interesting set of info.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
It's funny that basically all of those numbers improved but wOBA really didn't change (.004 doesn't count)
Always late to the party
Updated - wOBA index very slightly increases
Did it myself using the NL Fangraphs numbers, averaging the 16 wOBAs. Index is calculated as “Cardinals wOBA / NL League Average wOBA”. Quick and dirty results:
2009:
NL League Average wOBA: .323
Cardinals wOBA: .325
Index: 100.5
2010:
NL League Average wOBA: .318
Cardinals wOBA: .321
Index: 100.9
In other words, a slight slight slight increase in wOBA. Probably significant is you assume overall league PAs as your base size.
Speak for yourself
on the not seeing baseball for four months. I got another month and a half of AFL to savor. BTW, Harper is starting today for Scottsdale against Mesa in a battle for first place.
Also I urge any AZ residents to try to make it to Chris Carpenter’s AFL league jersey being retired on the 12th or 13th (I’ll have to check the exact date).
Best of both worlds: Great baseball with only a handful of fans (all of which usually know there stuff, and none of the idjuts you run into at normal games which is true with every sport), and Carpenter live getting honored. This is the best chance some may have of getting an autograph or for those crazier female fans, physically assaulting him.
I'm the Albert Belle of Golf...
damn i need to go to this.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
So, CCDGAFAAFL, after all.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
haha well said
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
whoever's going TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES!!
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Can anyone will a BA membership give me a general idea about
what this says
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Money Quote
“You let him come to camp and determine where he belongs, and let it sort itself out in spring training,” new farm director John Vuch said, meaning Miller could pitch his way onto the Double-A roster.
I love Booher’s articles. It’s got a lot of personal interest stuff in it but mainly it’s saying that Shelby could possibly skip A+. I am personally skeptical of that actually happening.
Silly humans, this world is for robots.
yeah, I don't know how I would feel about that.
AA is tough on pitchers and it seems like a sudden change of pace from the low and slow direction that we seemed to be heading in with Shelby. I would rather they start him at A+ with an eye for moving him as soon as he shows he can handle it.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
I've said this before. . .
but I think it bears repeating. In many ways, I think this is more (or at least as much) about a player’s makeup than it is about his game.
So long as a player has skills that are advanced enough that he can hold his own at a level, the learning opportunities that failure presents are more conducive to development than learning to dominate a level, again so long as the player is one for whom little failure ae not demoralizing.
by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 27, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
See I'm of the opinion that pitchers' at ticking time bombs that could suffer a career injury at any moment.
Also, they definitely peak earlier than hitters for that reason, and the fact that they lose velocity when they get older. I would rather promote a pitcher aggressively and let him have his best years in the majors, even if it does risk a little Ankielcitis.
by vivaelpujols on Oct 27, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't pitchers peak later than position players?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
no
pretty sure it’s 28/29ish for pitchers and 30/31ish for hitters in general. Possibly a little earlier in both cases.
Still bitching to contact.
by Felonius_Monk on Oct 28, 2010 7:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Blue Flowers is classic
Dr. Dooom by Kool Keith is also really good. ‘Apartment 223’ off of that album is a great Halloween song
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2010 1:14 PM EDT reply actions
1st time
ive actually recognized some of the artists he’s posted
i have no idea where he finds this stuff…must be old
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
some of it is alt pop or whatever
some of it is oldies. my collection is a bit more obscure. I find out about most of my music through internet music news sites, and discussion boards. I just joined the Electrical Audio BBS the other day! I’m also a member of the Mr. Bungle message boards.
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm almost 35 btw
heh
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh,
I always felt the reason I didn’t recognize most of the artists is because it was newer stuff. I think the “alt” explanation is probably the best, I like music but am not an audiophile and don’t listen to much but what’s on the radio, thus, well-known for the most part.
by ArkansasTravs on Oct 27, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
music has become increasingly fractious
lots of different music movements, and some of it you would only know from the internet.
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep, and I don't get music from the nets
I’m convinced that the reason my machine at home is incredibly slow is the many GB’s of Napster and then i-Tunes files put on there by my daughter. (Well, that and the fact that it’s about 5-6 years old)
by ArkansasTravs on Oct 27, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
no need to tell us how old your machine is
when you say that you’ve downloaded to it from napster
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
new comp time!
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
holy crap, I know most of the songs on the playlist
I guess RB skewed toward older songs. I know a great version of “Haunted House” by Roy Buchanon. It’s a fairly pedestrian 50’s song, but Roy plays some amazing guitar on it.
youneverknow
I am Disappointed....
….that no songs from The Cows were selected…
:=8(
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cows_%28band%29
Spare me your taradiddles!!!!
:=8O
cause all the lyrics are always the same
one can only take so much moo
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
scariest thing ever?

zombie cows.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
oh shit is that a cougar?
do they attack for no reason?
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
They're sneaky sob's......
I have had and also know other people who have found cat tracks following directly in their own tracks. Pretty creepy to realize that you were/are being hunted.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
a cougar lurking behind your fresh killed venison is scary
when it is a Devil Cougar… run.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
that looks too huge to be a regular deer right?
Reindeer? I"m no outdoorsman though…
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
It's an elk, and a younger one at that.....
probably about three years old.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
sometimes I wonder if the size of your gifs mean you're compensating for something
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i was late on the day the internet handed out 8 inches to everybody
so i only got 2
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
That's what she said.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
is this photoshopped?
a cougar spotting is just as likely as getting struck by lighting *at least in rocky mtn national park
if this is real…..that is awesome
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I got this text a couple of weeks ago.
All of us at work came to the same conclusion.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
shopped.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
GDM would not post fake pics
at least on purpose
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
gah now SBN doesn't like chrome? blow me
i’ve seen a lot of cougars on my grandpa’s farm in SE Mizzou. it’s been since the mid 90’s since i’ve seen one, but they are down there
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
i dont believe it for a second mountain lions dont live here!
i remember this article WSJ article
by guillermozeliak on Oct 28, 2010 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions
if i'm lying, i'm dying. they are there
i’ve read that article too & it’s probably true for a lot of cases. but hand to God i’ve seen them & heard them. scoot probably has too & if not, i bet some of his family has.
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
I've heard them in Arkansas, too
and my daughter and ex-hubby claimed to have seen two of them in their front yard a few years ago. Could be transients, but how far away are they coming from if they’re just “passing through”?
by ArkansasTravs on Oct 28, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought i heard them at night on my grandpa&uncles hunting
farm or whatever its called in southern arkansas that borders lousiana, but ive never seen them. its stupid for people to say for a fact they aren’t there. just because they didn’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there.
i’ve also seen their tracks in the mud & snow in Mizzou. they are there, that’s a fact jack.
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
hey i talked to my dad
he’s talked to missouri conservationists and they have spotted them for a fact he told me..even at lake wappapallo (sp?) where i went boating/camping as a kid..pretty cool but like the wsj said no permanent residents (not sure how they determine it)
and actually my dad said they do come up from arkansas
by guillermozeliak on Oct 28, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
told ya! i may not always know everything, but i know some stuff
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Just a reminder, speaking of scary things
The Walking Dead starts on AMC on Sunday night. The preview is fun.
needs more jesus lizard or melvins
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
We can at least recognize Adam's work for his Age of Adz album.

I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!
by martimeryard on Oct 27, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
So, despite RB's premise
(that it’s too early to really start the hot stove talk), and in order to, maybe, prep us for tonight’s game, let’s discuss potential Westbrook contracts.
What do you expect he could get?
What should the Cards offer?
At what price/years should Mo say no?
Personally, I think he could probably get more going to FA, but I would be happy with the Cards offering him something like 2 years at $15-16M (total, not per year). Maybe a club option for a third year if it takes that to seal the deal.
that's about what I was thinking
around 8 mil per year at most. for more than that, I’m not so sure he’s worth it.
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Stay away from the water.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Penny, IMO, should be lower next year
He should get a “make good” contract. Well, OK, lower base, but upwards of 8M w/ incentives. (I don’t guess you can put “hits 0 grand slams” in as a contract incentive, huh?)
by ArkansasTravs on Oct 27, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Needs one of those creepy songs by The Cure
maybe A Forest or Lullaby
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Or Happy Bunny Goes Fluff Fluff Along...
well, someone did ask earlier for the Jesus Lizard…
;=8)
Spare me your taradiddles!!!!
:=8O
Is trading for the best pitcher in baseball at the deadline...
really “building from the ground up?” On the other hand the Giants drafted all five of their most important pitchers and their best offensive player.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
The lawyers on here (and others)
will appreciate this. read the footnotes.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
by IHeartBoog on Oct 27, 2010 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That is golden
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
there we go.
“…wield his usual style of Post Season justice…” was a nice touch.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
"that's how baseball go"?
tsk
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by the way, the motion was granted.
and this guy is famous now.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
That was awesome......
“And, because he was raised in a good Christian home, Darrell would like to say please.” This cracked me up.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
That motion was so awesome.
I’m glad to hear he got it granted. It gives me hope that, someday, I might be able to get a continuance in order to see the Cardinals play in the playoffs in person.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
my guess is that if you were in municipal court in STL, it would be granted.
now if you were in court in, say, tampa, they would not only deny the motion, they would probably seek to have you committed because it would all sound like crazy talk.
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
my guess is that municipal court in STL
would clear it’s own docket for the playoffs.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
windshield wipers will do nothing but smear TLR's TV screen RB
unless he installs some spray nozzles & clearer he’ll have to get a towel & some Windex
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
Cliff Lee is probably going to dominate tonight
but go Timmeh!
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2010 5:15 PM EDT reply actions
CardsInsider is losing his touch
terrible tweet composition. sounds like a teenager.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i thought this was MooCow at first
@cowsarecool220
now i see its actually his doppleganger….
You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein
yeah, he's actually a cow
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 28, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
handegg
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Every Day is Halloween by Ministry is awesome
for any synthpop freaks (actually it’s about the only synthpop song I like)
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2010 5:53 PM EDT reply actions
MLBN interviewing Will Clark
He’s so intense, he’s appearing at the MLBN desk standing up while the crew is sitting.
Also, he’s been eating well.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
I think I'd rather have him as hitting coach than McGwire
although it probably doesn’t matter a whole lot
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
he orange?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Will windows just recognize it?
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I think? It was a bitch to configure with MVP 05, but I remembering connecting it for Madden with no real problems
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I've been looking myself.....
my old microsoft sidewinder won’t plug into my new comp. So. I need to get a usb controller myself.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I just walked out of a smoke shop having purchased some kind of drug called "RCS-4"
anyone ever tried it? experiences?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
copypasta from some drug thread
My rented research assistant has completed his research. I will refer to him as Swim for the rest of this report. Swim gave this his highest 5 star rating.
body weight & gender
-90.7184 kg Male
dose taken Approximately
-1mg
route of administration
- Vaped from aluminum foil covered Bong bowl/Stem (Appearance of an —upside down bowl with a foil cap).
Setting: in what environment it was taken.
-comfortable family room
duration of main effects
-1.5 hours
main effects
-Very significant head buzz with mild body buzz.
side effects
-Mild Appetite increase, marked increase in sexual appetite
after effects
-None noticed but the buzz lingers at this hour. No negative after effects are anticipated given current condition.
rating of the experience
-Swim was pleased how close the experience compared to high quality cannabis
addictive qualities / abuse potential
-Hard to say with limted data.
any other valuable information
-Swim reported a complete lack of anxiety. In fact there was the opposite effect.
the comfortable in your own skin index was very high. Swim was ripped the first 45 minutes to an hour the familar “everythings funny and strange” feeling was powerful but not the feeling of out of control paranoia that “everyone can tell”. Instead Swim
reported an entertaining feeling of who cares who can tell lets have fun. The most important observation was Zero couch lock or anxiety, which Swim noted common with JWH-018.
The 1mg amounted to about a dozen shiney crystals and produced a suprising about of plume. The method of administration traps nearly if not all of the vaped product.
The plume was tested at administration +3 seconds and when it was noted medium to heavy the remainder was expelled quickly since this was a first time out and the plume was heavier than expected.
In summary Swim reports an intense and pleasant experience he grades this product as excellent in quality, form, and function. This product can easily stand alone without any blending what-so-ever. Unlike JWH-018 which Swim refuses to do research on unless cut 20 percent to 80 percent JWH-250. (which he is starting to feel is a ruin of perfectly good 250 with the anxiety JWH-018 introduces).
On the other hand Swim feels RCS-4 would complement JWH-250 nicely.
i read that report
sounds a little fishy, like someone with financial/commercial intent.
read further down that thread.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Sounds creepy
I would be more comfortable if it were given a similar name to the other smokables out there, like “Gods throbbing boner” or something.
by vivaelpujols on Oct 27, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
it does have a name
“Serenity”
But all those smokeables have creepy names behind them too.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Oct 27, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Jim Lindeman highlights from 87!
MLBN highlighting rookies hitting 4th in the WS.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
great news
Bobby V apparently is going to be the manager of the Brewers.
Best part of that being that he wouldn’t be on ESPN anymore.
If Larry Walker could play right field in '05....
why not Fat Elvis in 2011? Fat Elvis is the new Larry Walker!
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
Walker was only -5.2 in right that year
That’s actually remarkable for a 38 year old
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Walker was one crazy talented dude...
Even if Felvis was Hawpian in right I would take him. He could DH during the interleague games and be replaced by Jay in the late innings.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
Allen Craig!!!
Allen Craig!!!Allen Craig!!!Allen Craig!!!Allen Craig!!!Allen Craig!!!Allen Craig!!!Allen Craig!!!
He needs to put on 40 pounds,
grow a working man’s goatee, learn how to catch badly, and halve the strikeouts. Then he’ll get his chance… How do Cardinal minor leaguers not know these things?
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
Lance Berkman would be our second best hitter?
What?
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Career RC+ is 149 to Holliday's 141
Holliday was better last year, but the two were essentially equal in the previous two years.
I guess you would say they are about equal, but damn I would love to have Berkman on this team.
by vivaelpujols on Oct 27, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
c'mon man
Berkman is 34 and coming off his worst full season ever. You can’t expect him to outhit Holliday anymore or even Colby.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
Ok so how about this?
C- Yadi
1B-dunn
2B-craig
3B-Pujols
SS-Brendan ryan
LF-Berkman
CF-Rasmus
RF-Holliday
/horrible defense but yankee like offense.
Average is around 2.5" right?
I’d say I’m within spittin distance of that…
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
is guayzimi italian for "elephant trunk"?
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
GUILLEN!
instant entertainment
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it almost seemed like he forgot who his picked
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
well... that's "he"
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
funniest shit ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CC_9aFuEkA
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
at first I thought "aw... that's sad."
then i thought “wait, these people just tortured these poor kitties to make a youtube video”
then i thought “Kitty face plant!”
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
they didn't torture the cats
the cats have a disease that makes them do that
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
makes people crazy, right?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yeah, but they kept making noises and disturbing their condition for that video.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
oh, right
i just need somebody to take that video and edit in some explosions or snipers or something
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
Jason Motte screaming at them should be included too...
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
You're a terrible person
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Why did I know that you would like this
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Hey Giants...hit it to RF
I don’t think Vlad can run anymore.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Bengie gets a cheer
he gives ’em some fist.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it was nice of them to cheer
i was wondering how his introduction will go
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Bengie was all "yeah, that's right. it's me."
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
they should have introduced him "2010 world champion Bengie Molinaaaaa"
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
if anyone should need a LIVE STREAM
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
mascot.... creepy.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
but he's buds with the beard
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
what happens if they don't fist-bump him, though
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Cody Ross is going to be their So Taguchi
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Edgar Renteria is starting a World Series again.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Only his third...
kind of unlucky given the teams he’s played for…
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
L'Orange is ready.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
damn they gt jon legend to sing the anthem
fuckin california
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
FUCK YEAH JOHN LEGEND
FUCK YEAH CALIFORNIA
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
shut up, you're just visiting
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
John Legend...smooth
Also, pretty friendly in person.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
And his girlfriend is hot
And hilarious on twitter
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
nice shot of the kayak fleet.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I don't think I ever realized that the park is that close to the water.
That angle made it look like it was about to fall into the bay.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
well, one good earthquake...
I would like to know if that’s reclaimed land.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
yes not bedrock , old factories were there before AT&T, its called China Basin .
but about 1/2 of SF is on fill .
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
and when the hr balls landed in the water how did you rationalize that?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Didn't realize the entire park was that close.
I figured the land out behind centerfield extended out further.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
they call that a splash hit !
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
WHO DOES PROXY WORK FOR
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are you high...?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
it'd be alot cooler if you were.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
you know that button that says Caps Lock?
push it
and now you see that button with the circle and a little vertical line that goes straight down through it until like the middle? might say power on it
push that!
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
OKAY
I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON AND MY PS3 IS TURNED ON
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well shit haha, have fun then
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
why does this montage have all the NL Central except St. Louis
and all we got was the Arch and Busch Stadium??
EFFIN KEN BURNS
EFFIN FOX NFL MUSIC
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Ken Burns must have gotten stiffed on The Hill or at Ted Drewes once, or something.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
i know right, lots of CIN for some reason, so i'm guessing
they gave the majority of footage to the postseason teams
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
so the indians,fllubs,mets&tigers made the playoffs?
uh, i didn’t know that
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
majority of footage bitch
MA-JO-RI-TY
as in more than the rest
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
bitch? i know i'm a little outta shape but i didnt think i had moobs yet
and they did show a lot of the tigers, flubs & indians
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
we'll time it when someone puts it on youtube, k?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
try the caps lock button again
just for shits
let’s see what happens
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Cody, your "prophetjohn" bot script is malfunctioning...
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
"Changeups, for Lincecum, are alot more effective when they go down..."
Sorry dude not buying it.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
not gonna cut it, timmy
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timmeh, wtf?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
rangers gon' walk all over the gaints tonight
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aaah, fuuuuu
time for vodka
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
back at Timmeh's leg
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Kind of a lucky break for the Gigantes
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
so with lee on the mound, did TX just win the game?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
What the fuck did Lincecum just do?!
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TIMMY
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TIMMY WTF DID YOU JUST DO?!?!?!
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Tim just had a brain fart.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he wins cy's when high
by the looks of it, definitely not high
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
SEE.
“Yeah, little bit of a brain fart there.”
- Timmeh
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 28, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
will timmy last the inning?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
uribe:
“you high, dawg? whatever, i got this”
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Juan Uribe: Postseason hero
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
i see what you did there!
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
God, this is all TPG's fault
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Who, besides McCarver, has referred to Lee as the lefthanded Mariano Rivera?
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
nobody !! STFU mccarver i think he's senile
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
little league up in san fran
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little league giants
aye aye aye
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Never not appropriate
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
i love this so much
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
and half of veb ends with seizures
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
yadi so much better looking than both of his brothers
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
by d-dee on Oct 27, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Bengie's ring story referenced by Buck.
Will he explain? Stay tuned.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
don't let cliff lee get a hit please
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
i need to stfu
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
i found out my lab instructor is from st louis today
she asked me what high school i went to
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is she hot?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
so what kind of fuckin story are you trying to tell here?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
It's a stereotype that if you're from St. Louis
You ask other St. Louisians what high school they’re from
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
it'll be on the test
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
that's no stereotype...
it’s pretty much spot on….
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
really? is that just a stl thing?
…“what kinda fuckin story are u tryin to tell”……..:))
i would think everyone would do that….except like atl, chi, la…etc.
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm not from st louis
i just know the meme
i think st louis takes it to another level. like it’s always the first thing they ask ask other or something
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by prophetjohn on Oct 27, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
i guess they're right
also hoosier=redneck in stl…at least most areas if u didnt know that one…if u didnt know that one prophet…pretty dumb
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
i just reread this
i didnt mean to type that sentence twice
it sorta looked like i called u dumb…..ehhh…u get it. i cant type
by guillermozeliak on Oct 28, 2010 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions
you kidding' me, dawg?
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so does that mean Cliff Lee is ready for the NL?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Wow...that was a horrendous throw Torres.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
painguy is at fault
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
so both SF and TX are playing against SF
wtf is playing against TX?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
nice shot of all the SF fans standing to watch Bengie run.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
the gnome got a bow tie
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
fucking SBN won't work with Iron now, bastards
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
i dunno uribe seems a little too chunky to be a ss...
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Handegg Picture
Brett Favre: Comfortable in Wrangler Jorts
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
time to go to work, cliffy
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in bed?
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
i would say yes...
if he wins
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
what's the pitch count on both?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
fuck yeah freddy sanchez!
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
here comes the mole
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Awesome...
This is what happens when Lee meets a former NL batting champ…
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
GO GIANTS !!
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
How bout when he meets Rookie of the Year !
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
HELL YEAH BITCHEEEES
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
How does he get doubled off in the first?
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
wind drag on mole
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
moles are slow
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
over/under Avogadro
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
he was running in slow mole
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
you saw him run the bases in the first
he aspires to be a cardinal
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
tie game!
infielders not tall enough!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
aaron miles is playing in the WS?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Huh. Cliff Lee is not invulnerable.
Who knew?
"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.
by The Continental on Oct 27, 2010 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
maybe he was shaken by his crazy baserunning adventure
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
indeed
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
wow how much does Burrell suck?
all he has to do is put in play… Lee can’t hit the mitt to save his life… and he Ks
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
drama drama drama drama
i like
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
i went to get a deli club
OH YEAH
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i'll tell you when the commercials are over . . .
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was more of a ball than a strike
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
hey if they legalize pot on Tuesday i can sell it in my grocery store ! how fucked up is that
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
you got a grocery store?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
yeah
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
not some kind of nutty health eco grocery store?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
nope but lite on the junk heavy on the organics yo , cali style
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
what's a pound of apples cost?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Honeycrisps are 1.99 organic Fujis 2.25 gala's 1.79 all organic Wash St.
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking about opening up a small store...
I think my town is too small though.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
do it you can eat for free and its depression proof , everybody eats
if you provide the best people come back
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
nice, i thought it'd be some crazy prices because CA and all..
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Closer to Washington...cheaper freight.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
Yeah and those are pre-tax prices as well
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
no tax on food in Calif
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
wat? for real?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
no sales tax at all in MT.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
yeah but you guys got snow
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm ok with that.
It’s the fucking cold I can’t stand….35^ right now.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
just don't go to public schools here
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Funny story
If you go into Subway, if you don’t get your sub toasted, then you don’t pay tax
If you do get it toasted, then you pay the 9.75% tax
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
thats cause they heat it tax on hot to go food , crazy !
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
so they tax the service or what?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
yeah its taxable if you eat it in store or its hot
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
So a cold, to go sub is considered groceries?
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
they have to tax a cold sando at subway cause
they figure you’ll eat it there
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
thats bull
then…no tax….i would tell them im not gonna eat it here…o well cool info
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean the subway thing, what's the explaination?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
they have to tax to go if you are gonna eat it there
if you get deli meat wrapped no tax its complicated only if you get audited
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
fo real yo no tax on food ....yet
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
what's in Washington?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
okaaaay.... riftraft, how about a 5 lbs bag of potatoes then?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
organic 4.99 for 5 or 1.99lb
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
encourge 5lbs sales
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
that's less than in IL
geez
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
closer to Idaho.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
aaargh...
okay, how about mozarella? or cheddar – 2 cups shredded
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Mozzarella is high cause we sell the Burratta 7 bucks
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm also going to assume he's an indy...
He’s got less overhead too.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
yeah
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
You should go on Price is Right
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
I'm so used to Calif prices though , its so high priced here
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Feds are gonna jump all over that if it passes.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
yeah i think feds will not go for it at all
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
they say they'll continue to bust stores that sell
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't get it
how about the stores with medical marijuana? they leave those alone?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
sometimes they get busted its really random though
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
while spinning.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
in bed
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey he used to play for us
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
EDGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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twatter
Nifty.
while spinning.
/ninja’d
"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.
by The Continental on Oct 27, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
yadi's wife has to translate first
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twatter
then she'll maim Joe Buck!
Yadi probably knows where he lives
win!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
you don't know the story, do ya
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
i'm kinda sick of hearing about Cliff Lee already
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
i've been reading McCovey Chronicles a little , really good writing by Grant
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuribe
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
timmy catches the ball and starts going towards first
i’m yelling throw the ball timmy, throw the ball…
it’s the mf ws, shouldn’t be this way
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Painguy's fault
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
painguy is so proud
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
More like relieved
He was pressing and sucking so hard for so long, I was afraid he wouldn’t be able to pull it back together.
well i'm surprised he was able to undo any of the damage you caused
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
oleary must be rejoicing
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
yeah !!!!!
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
fuck yeah
is it too early to hand it over to brian wilson?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Why not PH for Lincecum there...
the entire pen gets an offday on Friday.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
lincecum is better than the entire pen
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not tonight he's not
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
have you seen the giants' bullpen?
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they've been solid lately
also, i don’t want to see the entire bullpen, just the beard
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
i don't think he can do 4 innings
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i am also not serious
however, maybe not effectively, but he used to be a starter so i think he can go four.
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
bring in Machine, THEN bring in the Beard
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
no, this guy

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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
wilson relieves himself?
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heh
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
not. cool.
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
no... THE Machine. Machine.
Are they the same guy? I don’t know.
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
god i hope not
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
"Guys I am not Maching, I am ju' Alber ok?"
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Is that really true?
He was the only reliever in game 6 that wasn’t effective
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
cody ross wants a raise
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Joe, planting the front heel starts the swing, so you don't want it down too early
That’s what the Cubs learned this year.
he's frickin magic
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
lee at 100 pitches
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
yeah he seems to get traded every year
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
careful.. joyrneyman got cancelled
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
how much did he just shave off his contract?
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he was due some suckage
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
daaaamn
nice!!
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Uribe go boom!
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
uribe wants the ws mvp
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
that's the second time
that someone has swung the bat and all the sudden there are more runs. stupid glitchy MLB.tv
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twatter
I'm really glad I didn't post what I was going to
“Let’s break this one open, Giants.”
Totally would have jinxed it.
As it is, I lost track and didn’t notice the pitching change and thought TX hit that one.
so....
game over?
I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill
not if they keep giving up 3 run dingers every inning
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
try comin back texas c'mon now make it a great game
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
i will be okay if TX lost 8-7
for the sake of drama
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
too bad
looksl ike timmy’s gonna shut ’em down
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by prophetjohn on Oct 27, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
damn, what have i done!
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
you're still golden
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Lincecum, Halladay, and Lee...
the triumvirate of post-season suckitude.
We should all pay homage to the greatness of Curt Schilling.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
apparently timmeh just remembered he was tim lincecum
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
damn, timmy smoked again
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
was anyone else laughing
at bonds outfit? turtle neck with the leather jacket?
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
he's a mean mothafucka
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
big time timmy-jim, he gone
hey rb, how about the ol’ twilight zone movie standard, Bad Moon Rising by CCR?
"I actually used about nine pitches--two different fastballs, two sliders, a curve, a changeup, knockdown, brushback, and hit-batsman" - Bob Gibson
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Oct 27, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
sweeeet !!
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
freddy sanchez batting 1.000 with 2 rbis
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
how in the world did buck and mccarver get this gig?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
i wish it was jon miller without joe morgan
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
hamilton and holliday have similar swings
or am seeing things….hamilton may have a lil more uppercut and lets his top hand off more often w/ the follow through
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
Pretty similar
But Hamilton launches with his bat more vertical while Holliday launches with his bat flatter.
have you done a holliday swing analysis?
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by prophetjohn on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
and by that, i mean have you posted one here
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by prophetjohn on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
ah, i remember that now
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by prophetjohn on Oct 27, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
ok im now just gettin on this swing analysis bandwagon
that “palm up” follow through of Hanley Ramirez is quite disturbing
by guillermozeliak on Oct 28, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions
SF going all out
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Tony Bennett
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
There is no reason to remove your cap for God Bless America.
Please stop perpetuating this, stadium announcer.
"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.
by The Continental on Oct 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
Then why would you cover your gloriousness with a cap in the first place?
Huh? Answer me that.
"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.
by The Continental on Oct 27, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
He sounds good i dont even mind the stupid song
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
hear john legend in the beginning?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
yes really great singer
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
john legend sang
god bless america?
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah that shit was over in the first
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
yeah but at least we can look forward to the beards
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
yeaaaahhh Tony Bennett!
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
thou shalt not
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
if he extends his legs, he's safe
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yea i know
i dont think ive ever seen a 2nd basemen unintentially block the base like that and have it work
huff obv not good technique
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
he's no joey slides
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
o yea
who was the other guy who did it this year? anyone know?
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
why cant Bengie be a Cardinal next year ? backup Bengie
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
he stated he's retiring unless a club signs him
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
backup is a perfect fit then
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
In other news...
I’m going to be unemployed unless someone hires me…
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
wanna work produce?
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
virtual celery
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
newsflash taco bell
nyy is out
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
They paid Girardi a bunch of cash to smack that kid's ass.
They’re going to get their money’s worth, damnit.
"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.
by The Continental on Oct 27, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
question, when they say put crooked numbers on the board
where do crooked numbers start – 2? 3?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
1st base coach
should be helping out more…unless kinsler just went pujols on the basepaths and was hoping it would scoot by
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
W. O. W.
"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.
by The Continental on Oct 27, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
kinsler haha
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
That was kind of an understandable blunder...
surprised it doesn’t happen more often.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
FUCK YEAH BRIAN WILSOOOOON
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
lopez?
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
the beard was warming up
he’s coming
he better be
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Just like watching the crads.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
"Game Juan Blast"
Who the fuck gets paid real American money to write shit like this for ESPN? Just because one word sounds remotely like another doesn’t mean you can arbitrarily substitute regardless of context and assume it’s clever or even makes sense. Let me guess, if Lee pitched well it was gonna be “Lee-p of Faith.”
the same people that come up with titles for porn in the offseason
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
patented renteria
there
i always try to guess what they will write on the espn page…i like it
by guillermozeliak on Oct 27, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
wow haha
Daniels and his buddies look like they want to kill someone right now… not that i don’t blame him
Renteria vs Vlad
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
hmfs
faaaaaaail
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Noooo, Vladdy!
Just isn’t very nimble out there anymore.
"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.
by The Continental on Oct 27, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
is there an explaination for the russian / hispanic name
for a black guy?
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
well he is Dominican
and that’s close enough to Hispanic for me
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
he is hispanic
and black
and naming in that part of the Americas centers on unique names that sound good. and/or naming after a relative. colonial roots aren’t far from many of these cultures, and it’s not like there’s just one euro power in the caribbean
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i see
thanks
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
i just tell myself that
when Yadi names his kid Yanuell.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
at least two of Vlad's bros (he has like 9 or something)
Elisier and Wilton
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
i think wilton
had a corked bat one time if i remember
by guillermozeliak on Oct 28, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions
vlad howdaya like RF now
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
still?
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
he said that after the play you know....
the one where vlad whiffed…
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
i know im lus
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
im what?
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
lust?
you lust after vlad? dude… wrong blog….
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
no typing after 3 beers no good
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
please keep typing
makes my boring night much more interesting….
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
in bed.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
no, no.
you say:
FACT.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
FACT
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
i love brian wilson
seriously every interview he does makes me laugh my ass off
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
cause he'
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
he's awesome
and delicious
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
i'd debate that second part
but i’m also a guy….
but he is full of awesome
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
ninja genius = mega awesome
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
thanks, if only my fingers would work right
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
good one LOL
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
way to suck, Guys in the Truck
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
renteria almost stopped for a snack on his way to home
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Joe Buck needs to review his baseball positions
That was not hit to right field.
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
coming this spring to fox:
One’s a bumbling right fielder who can hit a 59-foot pitch. One’s a bumbling left fielder with a shiny, shiny head. Vladimir Guerrero and Matt Holliday star in “Adventures in the Outfield.”
i'll take jon jay over guerrero right now
hitting and fielding combined….
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah maybe...
He hasn’t played much in the field the last two years.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
and age and potential for future seasons
this coming from someone not very high on jay as well
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
i would watch that right after boog and bombs
and life of brian
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
hey, hey, HEEEEY!!!
who took away my 38?
DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY???
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"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
oh vlad sadz
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
damn giants, cool it
you better not be on a run budget this WS
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
run budget
nice…i thought this would go 6 in tex’s favor, with tx winning the first game…o well…now i think cain wins tomorrow..and the rangers go 4 straight!
by guillermozeliak on Oct 28, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Good Lord, Vlad.
It’s in his head now.
"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.
by The Continental on Oct 27, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
Vlad is worse than Dunn out there.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Dear NL
See what happens when you win the stupid All-Star game? Their DH gets to “field.”
Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork
vlad sits out game 2 yes or no?
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Yes.
I think that was likely anyway, though.
"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.
by The Continental on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
reply fail sorry
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
Molina mention
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
Anyone a fan of sake?
I’m trying some (Nigori / milky) tonight for the first time. It’s… odd. I’m still not sure about it.
"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.
by The Continental on Oct 27, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
you have to try a few to find one
and also figure whether you like it warm or cold
different sake are good either way. i’ve forgotten all the particulars.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I have some clear sake to try warm.
Apparently this stuff is meant to be cold.
I think the Guinness glass is throwing the whole vibe off.
"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.
by The Continental on Oct 27, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
yeaaaaah you need a smaller glass.
some of those new fangled bottles come with those mini-bowl cups
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
man they are killing them with these hits in the midle
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
yeah and everybody was saying the Giros cant hit... hey now !
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
what are the odds that the rangers score enough runs in the 9th to bring in Brian Wilson?
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't know but i hope it happens
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
no please ,you'll see him soon enough
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
they took away my Wilson!!!
i am watching the damn ws for one thing only and they take it from me…
/d-dee has a gigantic sag
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
did the rangers bother to put a position player on the mound?
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
This guy can't be trusted with a seven run lead??
Why have him on the roster?
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
is that what they said ? bastards
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
that's hilarious
you’d have to be pretty bad to not be trusted with a 7 run lead (unless you’re kyle mccllelan…)
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a Cards fan
I don’t laugh at these.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i trust kyle mcclellan with a 7 run lead
some people will always have their heart racing though despite the fact that he is a damn good reliever
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
or McDougall
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
it's been a while since i've watched the cardinals
but i though kyle mclellan was like the best or second best cardinal reliever
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
by prophetjohn on Oct 28, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
McClellen should be a starter . I have a problem with McDougal however maybe its
just the games i happened to catch him in it seems they lost big
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 28, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, macdougal is awful
and also, yeah, i would like to see kmac get a shot in the rotation next year. sanchez should be in the ’pen
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
by prophetjohn on Oct 28, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
agreed
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 28, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
disagree
I’m much more confident in Kyle when he’s in the pen. He’s got the repertoire but I wouldn’t mess with a good thing when he’s likely just a fringy fifth starter in the rotation.
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Oct 28, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
i agree
and he seems like a guy who is happy where he’s at…but i dont know if behind the scenes he is really pushing to be a starter
by guillermozeliak on Oct 28, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions
he's made it clear that he would love to start
but will play wherever he’s needed, etc
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
it was a joke
i trust kyle mcclellan with a 7 run lead…. some people will always have their heart racing though despite the fact that he is a damn good reliever
i guess you missed that part? just two lines above…
just getting it over with, i suppose
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
by prophetjohn on Oct 28, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
fox are you screwing with me showing me a little 38 and taking it away?
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
I thought I saw some Beard.
With such a big lead they should just bring in Machine
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
as in gp100 38 ? by Ruger
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Wilson wears #38
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Ah i was thinking of the ruger, nice handgun that one
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll stick with my Kimber.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Kimber is delicious
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
custom shop with a compensated slide,
makes it even tastier.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
nice what caliber (s)
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
.45
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
here he comes
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Wilson !!!!
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
BEARD
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
yeeeeeeah!!! ALRIGHT!!!
DEEEEEEEELICIOUS!
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
Bruce Bochy has seen enough...
What??? Viewers are tuning out across the nation. Idiots like Bochy are what make this game unwatchable.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
are you kidding me?
Brian Wilson is coming. they’re tuning in.
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah he's laughing like an idiot all the way to the bank
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
"that's one you can take to the bank...the blood bank"
Steven Segal
Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"
John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."
Selig has to quash the mid-inning pitching change...
one per game. That’s it. And no visits by the pitching coach. These pitchers need to grow a set…
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
Better go get Bumgarner...
and get Sanchez up too while you’re at it…
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
When you're win expectancy...
is 99.7% or higher, please just do the fans a favor and go with whoever happens to be standing on the mound. Please. Is that really asking too much?
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
flags fly forever
chill
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Our hero TLR...
would’ve found a way to get Guillermo Mota into the game. Bochy has some work to do if he wants to be one of the great ones.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
there is always that chance (the series that should not be named...)
but as a manager i would keep whoever i put in the game in so i guess i agree with you
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
When it's 11-4..
you have to let Ramirez pitch to Hamilton. All he is is the seventh run. He has no importance.
Screw you, you freakin stats nerd
come on b-wizz, you got this
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
my dad said how he was rooting against the giants because of lincecum's hair
and wilson’s died beard…
i stared at him and said no dad, brian wilson is awesome and i’m not joking – no go watch one of his interviews… he kind of shut up after that….
like the Rome show interview
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
i like the actual life of brian show
i gotta go get those whole episodes somewhere
..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
ok i watched the "5 things" clip
hilarious…….i didnt know he had this kinda stuff
i had only seen the chris rose machine/rome interviews so i initially thought he was a wacked out gross guy
reminds me of dennis rodman…remember that guy! i still cant believe that guy
by guillermozeliak on Oct 28, 2010 2:35 AM EDT up reply actions
giants seem reserved
Song 2 plays
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
tonight proved one thing for me
when it comes to postseason play, cliff lee ain’t got nothing on bob gibson….order is now restored
by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 27, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
agreed
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 27, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
fixed
when it comes to postseason play,cliff lee ain’t got nothing on bob gibson
If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.
by purple_haze on Oct 28, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
SF television interviewing Freddy the Mole.... he's the first player in history
to get doubles in his first 3 at bats in the WS….. thats pretty amazing
"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.
by riftraftredbird on Oct 28, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
gonna try try and install snow leopard on this old laptop HDD i have lying around
mainly for the shit of it. can’t find a blank DVD, though. dang
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
Stop by LA and I'll hook you up brah
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
that game kicked ass
it’s been a good night (despite tons of wind)
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 28, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
Leaaaaaccchhhh
http://twitter.com/MatthewHLeach/status/28958194960
wtf
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
minus the beard
i think that’s the name of a band indie band
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
LOOK HOW TRENDY I AM
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
crap this was supposed to say bad indie band
Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter
was confused
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 28, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions
i will attempt...only have 1 pumpkin...1 shot

less the “cardinals”
can’t remember the last time i carved a pumpkin…gotta do it this year fo the lil one’s…what trick r treater doesnt like the cards?
by guillermozeliak on Oct 28, 2010 3:19 AM EDT reply actions
i will not post my Yadi pumpkin till sunday
i’m still really fucking pissed off at SBN. their fucking piece of fucking shits sites will not work with iron, ie or firefox. and chrome is barely working. get your fucking act together SBN. or so help me GOB’s i’ll post so many fucking gifs it will fuck your shit up for good. that is, if i can even post them. maybe that’s what you’re doing. and if so i can’t blame you for shutting me out. although it would have been a hell of a lot easier to just cancel my account. but then you wouldn’t get the satisfaction of fucking with me would you? no, you sick fucking bastards are sitting there in your mommy’s basement eating your doritos, smoking your reefer & drinking your mt dews, red bulls & vodka’s & laughing your fat asses off aren’t you? yes, yes i bet you are. well the next time you guys wanna fuck me at least give me a kiss first. a little foreplay never hurt anything. jerks. go fuck yourself SBN.
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
by gdm426 on Oct 28, 2010 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
OHHH YEAH! that's where The Machine came from
i totally remember that now
All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away
song off of one of my favorite albums by Ghost
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1-pgKd9ORw&feature=related
"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 28, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
new comments a day later...
gdm or
gdm or
gdm or
gdm or
me or
fourstick
…or gdm
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT
I've been known to do this as well.....
and don’t forget monk, although he’s been slacking lately.
Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.
monk has an excuse, though
though you’re right… he has been slacking off
Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

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