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Another look at the Middling Infield

Cross one infield solution off the list: The Seibu Lions apparently won't be posting shortstop Hiroyuki Nakajima, who climbed quickly up the eliminated-team-blogger power rankings after USS Mariner profiled him on the 12th. It's a shame—with the posting fee Nakajima probably still would have come out as a reasonably priced free agent, and I'd imagine he'd come shorter-term than the average player of his caliber.

He was no sure thing anyway; his numbers are worse than the ones his celebrated Seibu predecessor, Kaz Matsui, managed before getting booed out of New York in 2006; Tad Iguchi, the USS Mariner comparison of choice, and Akinori Iwamura also prefaced their solid Major League careers by putting up incredibly gaudy power numbers in Japan. (Can you imagine a world in which Akinori Iwamura hits 44 home runs and strikes out 173 times in 138 games? Or 1380 games?) But Major League Baseball's justified concern about that kind of translation meant that Nakajima would have been an interesting risk to take as a readymade starting second baseman. 

At the moment, then, the Cardinals come into the season with Skip Schumaker penciled in, as planned before he hit .265/.328/.338 and basically replicated an Aaron Miles season (and not, unfortunately, the good one.) Nearer in age to Miles than Daniel Descalso, I'm a little worried about how far back he'll get toward his career numbers, considering how much offensive value he has to provide to be an average second baseman. He hit into bad luck last season, but I worry anyway. 

The good news is that he can still be platooned, both on offense and defense; I can only hope Tyler Greene hits enough to force the issue. 

Brendan Ryan is also a little old to be so young—29 next season—but I'm comforted by the fact that his slump came in his secondary skill. He lost considerably more offensive value than Schumaker did, but he still had defense enough to be a useful player with an easily discerned skill-set. Schumaker actually improved on defense from last year, but that just left him as... a guy who's about replacement level on offense and defense. Brendan Ryan went from Omar Vizquel to Adam Everett; Skip Schumaker went from Skip Schumaker to Jarrett Hoffpauir

(To tie this together, while I'm at the jump—when you look at Jarrett Hoffpauir's surprise power, and his AAA success, and his height, doesn't it seem like he'd make a great pick-up for some NPB team looking to import the next Hiroyuki Nakajima?)

Star-divide

I don't have a lot of hope for Tyler Greene or Daniel Descalso as future starters, if only because they seem to have tried incredibly hard to be Ryan and Schumaker's non-union Mexican equivalents; but if the Cardinals sour on their first-string strong-armed, athletic, inconsistent shortstop and unspectacular, left-handed, smooth-swinging second baseman, Memphis will be at the ready with a replacement that can fit right into the system. 

Beyond that—Zack Cox can maybe play second base, but while I'm not concerned about his 1-17 trip through the Arizona Fall League I'd like to have some idea of where he'll begin his full-season career and how, exactly, he'll hit when he does it. What does the successful version of 2B Zack Cox look like? Dan Uggla with a .300 average instead of the home runs? 

Pete Kozma, meanwhile, is in real danger of being caught by infamous non-hitter Ryan Jackson at this point. They're the same age and Jackson began last season in the Midwest League, so the comparison isn't quite fair, but his.278/.359/.362 line spread between both A-ball leagues is better than Kozma's ever managed in a full season, and Jackson was drafted specifically—even entirely—for his defense.

I'd like to see Kozma succeed, because I think he was terribly mishandled by the Cardinals from the moment he was drafted too soon. But when a polish guy doesn't have polish, you're left with what Jarrett Hoffpauir turns into after Skip Schumaker turns into Jarrett Hoffpauir; to succeed in a return trip to AA next season he's going to have to play with a completely different offensive and defensive profile. 

Which is all to say that the Cardinals should hope they're in a position to draft an infielder next season. All the fourth outfielder candidates are left-handed, unfortunately. 

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I thought I saw somewhere that Luhnow or somebody called Cox a third baseman for now

Maybe that was just in reference to the AFL, but I thought it meant they were putting him at third base to start. Which would be unfortunate but not a huge loss.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 8:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Hadn't that been the plan from the beginning?

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by StanTheManFan on Oct 22, 2010 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe Cox played both second and third at Arkansas.

I think Cox was playing more third base than second by the time he was drafted.

Link

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 22, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

He played third the entire 2010 season

I think he was at third a lot more than second in 2009 too. Which still isn’t to say he couldn’t be switched. (Anybody can play 2B, after all)

by ArkansasTravs on Oct 22, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

outfielders even...

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

not just any outfielders tho...

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 22, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

allegedly

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tony La Russa in a Canadian tuxedo.

Yup, I can cross that one off my list.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 22, 2010 8:37 AM EDT reply actions  

I just noticed that he seems to be wearing his '06 World Series Championship Ring,

which is awesome.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 22, 2010 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's his hypnotic device for creating the likeable TLR persona

Note to Y2S Goold: Do not stare directly into the ring.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

in the next frame, he makes them kiss it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

did you all watch that entire interview?

at the end of it the reporter to his right who i dont recognize at all said to TLR “im so glad your back, your my go to guy” yadda yadda yadda, i couldn’t believe how much ass kissing went on. it was sicking.

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was an older black gentleman, i've never seen him before

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ron washington?

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 22, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it might explain

the “go to guy” comment

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 22, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Claibs?

I don’t know what Hadley looks like.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 22, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I'm not about to do that.

screen cap it!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 22, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think he called him joe

but i’m not sure

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

so nobody knows who this cat is?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 23, 2010 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never seen him before.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 23, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

random observations

Nooooo don’t tell Boog his age!!!

DON’T HASSLE THE HOFF

I read that as Polish instead of polish.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 10:00 AM EDT reply actions  

I believe Kozma can be a Polish name.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what threw me further

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

me too

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

"pitch recognition by Andres Torres"

heard on SC (it was Eduardo)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 10:03 AM EDT reply actions  

same post picture twice?

that is misleading sir, misleading i tell ya

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 10:29 AM EDT reply actions  

I thought maybe I was in one of those time vortexes for a minute. (time vortices?)

Lords knows it wouldn’t be the first time. I really need to stop pissing off time wizards.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holiday appropriate reference.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's just a jump to the left.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehe. hehehhe.

http://twitter.com/JohnMarecek/status/28407066159

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 10:39 AM EDT reply actions  

twitter is screwed up for me at the moment

that’s why you should learn to be a nice boy and blockquote the content of the link
just saying

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will not!
JohnMarecek C. Manuel on when / how Halladay hurt groin last night, “He said he hurt it when he tried to hump up on Posey.” #phillies #nlcs 39 minutes ago via TweetDeck

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

good boy

thanks

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is a family blog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

since when is groin a dirty word?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

i was replying to your comment

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

if you're not careful, you'll turn into gdm

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

would that be so bad?

wait,,,,

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip could become the new team mascot.

“Hotbird”

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 10:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Gritbird!

:=8D

Sort of like crossing Fredbird with Pigpen…and a hobbit.

Spare me your taradiddles!!!!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Oct 22, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

no need for a tshirt slingshot anymore

he’ll just throw everything to the upper deck

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully his own shirt

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Team Fredbird would be all over him.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess they'd need to be renamed Team Hotbird.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

and then be replaced with JoeBombs

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

now THAT is a true hotbird

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

my girlfriend crushes on Skip, Waino and Carpenter

I can’t be mad.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

tell her to give up Carp if she doesn't want me to clock her on the head

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha!

She may fight for him!

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

is this girl luggaging?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

she is

I can hear her…

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

i should figure out how to make that a compound gerund

but the dash makes it seem like the subject is the object…. idk.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Germanize it

just run the two words together.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

ooh, good idea.

VEB collective should get on that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what the German equivalent of "Viva El Birdos" would be?

Leben sie Vogel?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Vögel apparently

German is weird and I’ve never studied it, so I can’t be expected to come up with decent pidgeon-German.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

the closest you can get is

Es leben die Voegel!
which translates into long live the birds
close enough

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coolness

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Re: Carpenter

Sheckie: You can’t have a crush on Carpenter, what if I had to fight him for you?
GF: Well he likes to fight whole teams, you wouldn’t stand a chance!
Sheckie: I know! I’m done for!
GF: He seems like a tough guy. You are not a tough guy.
Sheckie: But his mustache made him look like Mr. Kotter
GF: You can’t even grow a mustache…

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Carp: CDGAFASLOM!

(Carp doesn’t give a fuck about Sheckie’s lack of mustache)

Then takes Sheckie’s girlfriend.

by dronemc on Oct 22, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

CDGAFASSF

Carp Don’t Give A F*ck About Sheckie’s Sissy Feelings

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

DDDGAFASGCOC

d-dee dgaf about Sheckie’s girlfriend’s crush on Carp
but i’ll still pull her hair if need be

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

guys, guys, you're doing it all wrong.

you’re not supposed to explain the acronym. that takes all the fun out of it.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Oct 22, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

TDGAF

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

"that takes all the fun out of it"

TWSS…IB.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

in bed?

totally awesome…

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

snap out of it

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

in bed

i….can’t….stop….

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's just what you're mom said last night

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i could see skip as a chipendale dancer.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Oct 22, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

he doesn’t seem to have the confidence. like shirt ripped off him, but he wouldn’t do it himself.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair warning... assinine comment better suited for the pd forums

I say fix the middle infield by signing Beltre to play third and then move mister Freese over to second (I mean anyone can play second right?).

and the Cardinals can afford a $140 million dollar payroll, so its doable!

takers?

(really sorry, I couldn’t resist I’m just stuck in the doldrums of having no real news about our team and wanted to liven things up… after all, as Y2S noted no one even commented on crazy lady’s ridiculous hat last night during the God Bless America) Now rally together against me.

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 11:20 AM EDT reply actions  

no ankles!

 and see what poor liveblogging creates?

alcoholism. that’s what.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's ok...

beltre’s range lets him cover some of short…
ryan’s range let’s him cover a little more of second because beltres picking up his slack…
and then pujols can cover even more ground at second…

See I’ve thought it through!

;)

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm ...

This is beginning to look like reviving the 1870s: move Boog to original 2b (up the middle) and have Skippy to play the original short-stop: a roaming shallow outfielder.

ceterum censeo, delendo est Joe Strauss

by alberich on Oct 22, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

now

that sounds intriguing… but instead of skip playing shallow… how about jim edmonds crica 2004?

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

tell me

That I am at least entertaining someone else other than myself with that /this gibberish… If I could type it all in blue font I would.

Disclaimer note… I know I haven’t been on here in a long. long time. So I should explain, it’s been a really, really, really painfully slow day / week / month at work and I think I’ve just about exhausted the interwebs as far as i can read behind this firewall. Every word of supposed trade ideas have been the purely farcical ramblings of a rather bored mind.

That being said…

we can just buy him off of Jocketty with a bottle Makers’ 46!

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No worries, I thought it was fun

Besides, it’s the off season and the Cards are not in the playoffs™ * so there is only so much “this r srs thread” stuff to say right now.

*that phrase has been used a lot around here, so I figured someone oughtta cash in a trademark it.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maker's 46 sucks ass

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

soo....

you’re saying not to waste my money on it?

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 25, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

soo....

you’re saying not to waste my money on it?

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 25, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

dithers....

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

There was mention of the hat.

3 prime comments beginning here.

We were subdued about it because the hat really said it all for us.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

you my friend

apparently needed more bourbon!

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Vodka last night

I was fighting a cold.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

warm it up and add some lemon and sugar… a redneck’s cough syrup right there

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

actually, hot whiskey with lemon is a great cold remedy. and i'm not just saying that because i like to drink.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Oct 22, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

add a little bit of honey,

and I agree.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, honey

brandy works, too.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Oct 22, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't that just a Hot Toddy?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

concurrence

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I know...

:) makes me happy too

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's nothing wrong with admitting you like the sauce

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motte kicks ass!

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

but not a description.

and clearly streamman gets it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

...


BLS link

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy Crap.

San Francisco seems determined to prove that every last stereotype about it is completely true.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

from the longest running musical revue, apparently.

so it’s historic.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

or something

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

when I look at that picture, I think, hell yeah — God bless America.

I mean… where else?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

point taken

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on that.

My first thought was… “What the hell?”
My second thought…“awesome”

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

the bobblehead is disappointing, though.

tsk tsk.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paris?

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

on a football pitch??

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just what I was gonna say...

though, probably not in a sports game.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only someone who had escaped from Alcatraz

ran her (?) over in a trolley while eating rice a roni.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 22, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

heris voice....

was stunningly and awkwardly deep.

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's a lady

that’s all you need to know.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

In Chinatown. On, um… a really slanty street.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live in SF

And, to be fair, this one is pretty much 100% true. Except the hat — that hat is unprecedented in grandeur.

by mojowo11 on Oct 22, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you guys like my performance?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok...smart guy

You describe that in the time in takes to sing God Bless America.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've done it before.

God Bless America is a pretty long song.
And they didn’t show any player reactions, so there was nothing else to talk about.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I was went outside for the stretch.....

I can’t believe I missed this.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was watching the game at a bar.

They have a local band play on Thursday. They stopped playing and turned up the volume on the TV’s when this came on. It was spellbinding.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

it definitely garnered the

wtf stuper stare.

I managed to convince my wife to let me check the score in the midst of the Jersey Shore Finale and changed the channel to be treated to this….

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I watched the south park version last night.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

smush smush

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

st louis, nj

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

no thank you...

it was appalling enough that they decided to bring one of these unfortunate grease balls to town to celebrate the anniversary of jim Edmonds f15teen restaurant and club.

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

see... this is what we needed

it makes my work day so much better.

I can now put away the miniature hammer and leave my flask of makers safely ensconced in its sheath of imaginary protective glass for a much more desperate day.

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

MOAR HATS

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had the game on in the background whilst multitasking.

I can’t believe I missed this.

Then again, I usually tune out/off gba.

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I almost always mute the God Bless America interlude

and last night was near-record fast, maybe two seconds.
But I got totally through the fifth-grader on the trumpet; was outstanding, the best GBA in quite a while

by the Tewk on Oct 22, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

communists

both of you

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf is this?!?!

did this happen last night in the middle of the 7th while i was making muffins in the kitchen?
i turn my back for 3 minutes…

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is a lady singing God Bless America

Oh, and for your citizenship test, you’ll need to have a hat like that.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya, I miised it as well.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy crap!

only in San Fran. God Bless America indeed

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude looks like a lady

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Oct 22, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we're selling Cox's power potential short.

His college numbers, and power numbers, at Arkansas were similar to those of Longoria and Zimmerman (at similar ages). All three played at elite college programs. Don’t know if park effects will skew the comparisons.

That said, if he can play 2B, great. And the sooner the better. Skip blows.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 22, 2010 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

see...

putting Beltre at 3rd and slotting Cox into 2nd would let us put Freese in RF?

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i say we just say "fuck offense" and sign Cliff Lee

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

CLIFF FREAKIN' LEEEEEE!!!!

:=8D

Dream rotation of Lee/Wainy/Carp/Garcia/Westie.

(SIGH!!!!!!)

;=8)

Spare me your taradiddles!!!!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Oct 22, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

in bed.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I beat that drum last year.

I’m staying off the boat this offseason.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooohhh, OOOOOH, OOOH

We can trade Kyle Lohse for Ryan Zimmerman or Robinson Cano then!

I like this idea!

;)

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.

by BVHeck on Oct 22, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or...?

how about AND

(they can make him like a time share player b/t both teams)

by jealousblues on Oct 22, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

but realistically, we should probably trade Chris Carpenter for prospects

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

CDGAFAP

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

when does Carp get worse than our #5 guy?

the trouble is the contract, of course. hmm.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

we can't trade Lohse

if someone wanted to take Lohse, I would give him away for a mediocre quality nipple ring, but alas.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

we should just pull an ank and make him an outfielder

he fields well and has a pretty accurate throw when he’s not aiming at a catcher’s mitt
can he hit?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

realistically, i will hurt you

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

in bed?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 22, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

SEE WHAT YOU STARTED AZ???

i hope you are very VERY proud of yourself!!
in bed

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember, he's evil.

He’s enjoying this very much I imagine.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

Freese is pretty great at defense. and he’d be a sort of light hitting outfielder

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok so back to...

Freese at 2nd if we get zimmerman in the trade… but if we manage to land Cano for Lohse then we can let him stay at 3rd.

and this would let us trade cox for Strassburg right?

Yes I like that…

Cox and Lohse for Strassburg and Zimmerman OR Cox and Lohse for Arod and Cano

who needs Mo I like this job!

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just fixed the team

cano
rasmus
pujols
holliday
ARod
Freese
Craig
Molina
Wainwright

with

Lee
Wainwright
Carpenter
Garcia
Westbrook

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pass that pipe to me, would you please?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

to the left hand side?

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that was only for Dutchies

Cardinals Baseball 2010: Why have only one 25th man when you can have four?

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Oct 22, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sooo Taguchi down the left field line

Ah, October memories…

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 22, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

his name was so much fun to say

SO TAGUCHI!

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freese for second base!

if those ankles ever stay together

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

AMEN!!!!!!

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew Arod

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

at shortstop even

the blasphemy! ;)

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

at short? that would be a disaster

ARod would be worth like 1 WAR

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

but...

I fixed the team! :D

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't want Stassburg

Check out the pain guy’s website. He’s got maybe 2-3 years after his surgery and he’ll probably be done, and that’s if he stays away from the slider, which ain’t gonna happen unless he abandons the inverted W and gets his timing corrected, but if he does, he’ll lose velocity, etc. etc. no thanks, not at that money.

I'm the Albert Belle of Golf...

by RDCardsfan on Oct 22, 2010 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, look

i think his gifs are interesting and all, too, but i haven’t seen lincecum’s arm fall off as a result of his inverted Y or whatever yet, so i don’t think he’s quite reached gospel status yet.

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Nats might be screwed because of his M

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yes
10/22/2010 06:41:00 OUT FOR DELIVERY[I] SAN MARCOS, TX, US

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you get your seat?

and I’m assuming that’s a slick new monitor that will probably be dude’s last delivery of the day.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i got the seat

there’s even one last seat still unoccupied, so i guess i was worried for nothing

and oh yes, that is a very slick new monitor. and i guess at least it’s not his first delivery which i would have slept through. i’m just stuck in the house until he comes

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

in bed.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had a dream last night that i got in a fight with my philly fan friend over who has the best 1-2-3

and i was like halladay-wainwright had almost identical numbers this year, that’s a wash. carp-oswalt, carp wins. and then he tried to tell me oswalt was better and i was all, how many cy youngs does oswalt have? how many all-star games has he pitched in? (shame on me, i know). and then i also tried to explain that jaime garcia is better than cole hammels, as he was actually one of the best pitchers in the NL last year and put together one of the best rookie pitching seasons of all time.

am i right?

but anyway, now i really hope he actually tries to argue that with me. i’m prepared.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Oct 22, 2010 1:26 PM EDT reply actions  

you & your dreams

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are interesting at least

gotta stop drinking so much before bed

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Oct 23, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

poppycock! i say drink more

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 23, 2010 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

especially if you have access to decent absinfe

makes up for the conspifuous laff of freafy greef colorfs amongst mlb plafofffff teamffs.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 23, 2010 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'd say it's a wash all around

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still think second base would be the easiest to upgrade

going to have to see how Freese is doing in Feb or March.

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

on twitter

Goold is trying to explain humor to Strauss.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

copy and paste...

i must read

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

again, very politely

learn to blockquote tweets
pretty please

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blockquote tweets all the time

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it would be great if you kept doing that

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

or, you could just get a twitter account

and follow goold and the unicorn rider.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I follow the twits

here.

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

... although I'm not seeing Goold there right now.

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i do

but these things disappear
and the links won’t be valid forever
just thinking of the good of veb

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think you've out archivist'd our resident archivist.

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i said good day, sir!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

...
JoeStrauss Funny. @dgoold notes how he “could go into long-winded analysis” of OU-MU, then does just that. Other shockers: Lindsey Lohan back in rehab. about 2 hours ago via Echofon
 dgoold @JoeStrauss that was … You know … The joke, old man. Try to keep up. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JoeStrauss

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Revisionist History, per Fritz.

Go give the guy some recs.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I see what you did there.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't go there

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that a version of "talk to the hand"?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 22, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, I just get my news here is all, it was first.

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

first and better.

At least on Fridays.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 22, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like our talent pool here

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get the humor

But now I’m depressed

"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"

by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Oct 22, 2010 2:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I prefer the alternate history where Carp shows up wherever Brad Penny is, and forces him to complete rehab

and every time Brad Penny adjusts his mirror, Waino is in the back seat. And Jaime keeps looking at him, rubbing his old scar. And if all else fails, Lohse shows up and keeps asking him how cool his scar is and to take pictures of it.

for some unforeseen reason, Mitchell Boggs is seized with the urge to carry David Freese around instead of letting him walk, an affectation which is politely ignored once it becomes known that Jason Motte’s beard told him to do it.

and the Padres are seized with the burning need to pick up Evan MacLane and Aaron Miles, resulting in the acquisition of Jake Westbrook.

Ryan Ludwick looks out into the distance.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

wow, no rec's people? seriously?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm saving them for December.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happening in december? what'd i miss?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU WERE THERE!!!!!

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you sure?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

FFS.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, does he have gold membership?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

he probably deleted it

when he wiped out his photo bucket.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa what

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised you missed it.....

I know you posted in the thread a day or 2 after our shenanigans.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHO REC'D THE BRUSSEL SPROUTS, DAMNIT!?‽

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can't believe i forgot about that

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT is this like handegg squared?

 De chris long heard chanting m i z…z o u in sam bradfords direction in rams locker room. Bradford just shakes head. 20 minutes ago via txt

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Rosenthal clears up the mystery
Ken_Rosenthal – For those who want to know if I am taller than Pedroia or Kurkjian…. hmmmm. No on both, I think. No on the entire planet, basically.

from twitter

d-dee, did I do this correctly?

by ubeddie on Oct 22, 2010 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

haha yeah

thanks for that
i had no idea rosenthal had a sense of humor

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i knew it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

A human being peeks out from under that awful hat.

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Oct 22, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, in all seriousness....

Would the Nats take Cox and Miller for Zimmerman? Is that a horrible trade?

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Oct 22, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

12 Years of cost controlled talent

for giving up (I honestly don’t know) 1 or 2 years left of Zimm? I think that’s way too much, even though I would love to see zimm playing third for the BOB.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

signed through 2013

and I would not make that trade were I the Nationals.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but...

2 years of Zimm would give us a chance to know if we were able to resign Pujols. If not, then we can pay Zimm what he’s worth because we’ll have ample salary space. We could do worse going forward than a core of Waino, Lego, Zimmerman, Garcia, Rasmus, etc…

1. We would make a bad-ass, world-series caliber team for 2011.
2. If Zimm walks, we get the picks too, thus hopefully enabling us to recover from losing Miller.

What about Miller for Zimm straight-up?

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Oct 22, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

nats hang up

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is way way underestimating the cost of Ryan Zimmerman

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe switch Cox for Rasmus and we can talk

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rasmus + Miller?

ouch!!!

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Oct 22, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

really

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think any Zimmerman discussion would occur without Rasmus

actually, I don’t think any Zimmerman discussion would occur period.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rasmus, straight-up for Zimm

I would probably do.

I certainly wouldn’t throw in an A level prospect too though.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Oct 22, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rizzo would probably ask for all three

he wanted Bumgarner or Sanchez for renting willingham

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Oct 22, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, that's dumb

colby is the more valuable player

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

or shall i say

no-pe

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, crap

facts!

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The fact that Zimmerman

 is listed as the #6 most valuable trade commodity would terrify me, if I was mr zimmerman.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 23, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

also, a lot more opinion there, than facts.

and I rank dave cameron well below al hrabosky when i want opinions.

rasmus for zimmerman would be a huge coup for washington.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 23, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rasmus could very well be a cornerstone type player

if he breaks out next year, Zimmerman is already a cornerstone type player and the face of his franchise(although Strasburg and Harper will replace him) Rasmus plus Miller would be a bargain

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Oct 23, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

how did that work out for him?

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 22, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you might be underrating Zim's contract and lack of cost controlled years

Rasmus is a bit worse as a player than Zim, but he’s younger and his contract situation is soooooooo much better. Also, he has potential to be as good as Zim. Zim isn’t getting any better.

by vivaelpujols on Oct 23, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

true enough but middle of the order production and elite defense

at the hot corner is incredibly valuable, Rasmus has potential to be the best CF in MLB but Zimmerman is arguably the best 3B

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Oct 23, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

CF > 3B

and Rasmus is gonna earn ~20M less over the next 3 years, plus have another year of club control (should be two, but Mo made a rookie mistake).

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 23, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

IF he continues to develop

but making a trade is about perception Rasmus has rumors of clubhouse malcontent issues, combined with a 32% K rate his perceived value may be less than you think

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Oct 23, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

hope so

cuz then even mo won’t (might not?) trade him.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 23, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's way way overestimating his value

maybe miller, carp2 and a couple middling prospects

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'd do that one too.

I dunno. I guess I either have a mancrush on Zimm, or I’m an idiot.

Most likely its a nice hybrid of the two.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Oct 22, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, this is not even close prophet

sorry dude

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats a horrible trade

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Cox can't be traded yet

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, you know we can always do the ptbnl.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Oct 22, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beautiful

It has commenced!

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

what has commenced?

Can we not protect the team in case Pujols doesn’t sign as well as make us freaking awesome for next year?

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Oct 22, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, it can't be too bad of an idea

if half of us think that’s too much, and the other half think it’s not enough for Zimmerman.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Oct 22, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was being a smart arse...

because I have been talking about trading Cox away all day.

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

*forehead slap*

my bad.

Baseball's only fun if you're playing it, watching it, or thinking about it.

by Eckstreem on Oct 22, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

no worries

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I have to agree

with the above posts… I think Cox and Miller is too much to give up for Zimmerman. I actually want to see what we can do with this Cox kid can do for us, especially at 2nd (seems to me like that is where he is going to wind up headed).

I think we are bound to see something along the lines of Freese at 3rd with a utilitiarian vet (hopefully renteria) to back up the infield. And I think Miller has to much value for us in particular going forward.

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

a bit slow on the uptake?

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 22, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, mine is like 2 system reboots later over a year ago

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't know if it had to do with downloading mediafire files though

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

just get orbit downloader

go to grooveshark
and put the work in it and grab song by song
but it’ll spare you the viruses

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but you get a few songs and not the whole album

in flv
what good’s that?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the only way i've downloaded music for years

never gotten a virus from it

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

hey guys i just found out about this great site called wikipedia

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll bet they have a wide selection of goggles

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah man swimming goggles work goggles they have it all

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

beer goggles?

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

doggles

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh yeah

they got doggles

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

pisssshhhh

real dogs don’t need goggles, my lab dives for rocks just fine without them.

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I get a harley with a sidecar,

I will buy my dog doggles. No sooner.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweetness

he will need a black helmet with a lone steel spike out of the top of it… red baron fashion!

While Spinning.

How much were yours? 34 dollars. You know you got a pay raise... right?

by streamman on Oct 22, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like a good new avatar for RB

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

at goggle warehouse

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 22, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

in bed

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Dewitt says

get me Senior Descalso-o, Smithers

by jealousblues on Oct 22, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 22, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

WARE IS THE UPS MAN

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

told you you were gonna be the last delivery of the day.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you implying that my monitor is still in houston

because that would be unacceptable

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends

do you have your monitor yet?

VEB's only queer since '09

by Aranathor on Oct 22, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't =(

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I smell a conspiracy.

Do you think this ties in with the Kennedy assassination?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 22, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've got the 9/11 truthers working on it as we speak

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

UPS man

functions on Murphy’s law. You’re last on the list.

let's go bitches!

by Oedipa Maas on Oct 22, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, Quantum Sod's Law

If something can go wrong, it already has

VEB's only queer since '09

by Aranathor on Oct 22, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

usually before you know it

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 22, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT (as usual): To all those who care, i did get my essay finished last night... at 3am

Handed it in today…. apparently i was 1 minute (i think it was less than that) past the deadline, and thus i have already lost 5% of the marks for that piece. Fuck.

VEB's only queer since '09

by Aranathor on Oct 22, 2010 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That's a load of crap.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 22, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

its the first piece of proper work of the year

i knew they’d be strict on the deadline

VEB's only queer since '09

by Aranathor on Oct 22, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

5% is a pretty small sample size.

You’ll regress to the mean.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 22, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

In bed?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 22, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-P

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Oct 23, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

you should argue with the prof until he gives up

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

they will never learn...

if it’s a molina, stay where you are

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

boom

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

does anybody need a live stream?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

next question: is anybody here?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got one?

StanTheManFan
Contributes any way he can.
He's normally a nuclear physicist
Except when writing for this list.

by StanTheManFan on Oct 22, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

got several

for browser
for ST

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Rangers

do us all a favor. Slay the beast.

Your 2011 St. Louis Cardinals: Rasmus 8, Jay/Craig 9, Pujols 3, Holliday 7, M Carpenter 5, Molina 2, T Greene 4, Ryan 6, pitcher

by gocards62 on Oct 22, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

ATG that pitch was where Ball 3 was.

Way the fuck off the plate.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 22, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

strike 3 to Murphy, that is.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 22, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit is this ump missing it tonite.

strike 1 was just out side and ball one was in the zone.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 22, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm wondering if the camera is messed up...

to keep TBS from making FOX (and their lack of k-zone) look worse than they already do.

“See, their camera doesn’t even work right!”

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because American League

Also, Yankees.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now how's THAT for a case of the yips?

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by StanTheManFan on Oct 22, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been over on the Rangers site.

Some pretty funny peeps over there. They’re losing their ever loving minds over the strike zone.

You're the fail to my win?
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 22, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

oh man, finally got everything set up

25" of ALCS and19" of VEB. feels good, man

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by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats what she said.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 22, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw the damn ball.

It’s your own fault that you have a catcher behind the plate who cannot throw out Sid Bream any Molina.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

wat

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by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck you yankees ya cheaters !!!

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 22, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Isn't that a dead ball?

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, if it's called correctly

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by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid umpires

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 22, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

clobby!(?)

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by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

what happened? i was looking for food

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by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

runner on 3rd

bounced pitch hit batter. molina didn’t chase it down. runner “scored.” umpire did not rule it a HBP.

by tomsteele on Oct 22, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

bring on the robot umps!

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by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i cant wait for Molina to bat , you know he's pissed at that call

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 22, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

yay!

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

oh yeah !!

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 22, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

woot woot!

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by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

go home, yankers!

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by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

well that got out of hand quickly

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by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

keep scoring

game one showed five runs is not a safe lead

by ubeddie on Oct 22, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems like Hughes and Bumgarner...

both got yanked too soon.

Screw you, you freakin stats nerd

by guayzimi on Oct 22, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

did y'all know

TLR talked to Bernie today?

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by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't think bernie knows what "laissez faire" means

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by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRussa said "when Ludwick had to be traded , or was traded " that was

interesting HAD to be traded really ? what happened i wonder .

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 22, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't you remember? Luddy & him got into it over lack of playing time

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by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont remember, i guess thought it was just everyday scrapping but

being traded for asking for the everyday gig that has been yours is pretty harsh . I know Ludwick was suprised by it .

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 22, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think it's a stretch to read into that

he “had” to be traded in the sense that the cardinals “had” to get a pitcher

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by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think it was a slip. he corrected himself right away

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 22, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i don't

but your version is definitely more interesting. i’ll give you that

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by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

lemme say this , its the only thing about the interview that caught my attention

mainly because LaRussa picks his words so carefully when he speaks in public or on the air . You may be right though i would just hate to think Luddy got traded for something so stupid as a beef over playing time, i miss luddy.

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 22, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

lame hat

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Suck it Yankees

that is all.

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by RosevilleRedbird on Oct 22, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Yankees suck

If I ever see their sucky catcher again, it’ll be too soon.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

that's mean

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by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

let me hate Posada in peace.

’cause he sucks.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:=8D

Spare me your taradiddles!!!!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Oct 23, 2010 8:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes! we got a sad Yankee fan shot!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, there's lots!

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by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARod up...heh.

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by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

A-Rod lol

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

ladies and gentlemen, the new york yankees

28 times world ch…. oh wait…

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone almost feel like this is the Rays 3 years ago?

Rookie closer, first WS ever…etc.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Oct 22, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

suck it, yankees!

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by prophetjohn on Oct 22, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

that's not a man-pile. that's twister.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

pic

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 23, 2010 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

dont hurt anyone

you’ve got a WS to win!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 22, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

A new statue in New York...

“ARod sees curveball”

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

dude didn't even swing, pathetic

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by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Bengie gets some air

not as much as Yadi, though.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha, Bengie *did* get some air! lol

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then he got tackled

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 22, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's padded

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ghosts of the Senators look on approvingly

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

meanwhile, they seem to be trying to light the stadium on fire.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Now Go Giants !!

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 22, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Nolan Ryan, mayor of Texas.

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamilton did an Eck impression

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

it's hard to get out of that bullpen.

it looked like a rodeo

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that wall is elevated

they’d pull a Dempster

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i tyhought that was lilly

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by prophetjohn on Oct 23, 2010 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

i thought for sure it was lilly, too

then i tried google and it said dempster

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 23, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lavender, Craig? Wow.

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

it's impartial. blue+red.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can watch

that chick in Red jump up and down all night.

by Harknights on Oct 22, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

...if you made a gif...

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess that frees up Girardi to become the Cubs manager.

"You can't help them score points; they do that on their own."

by vico on Oct 22, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought they were extending him?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

(pronounced KWAH-dee)

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice random hat toss into camera.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

there is something fundamentally weird about the sentence

“the world series is coming to texas”

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

how long until yadi calls bengie?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

3 texts already.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jose's got 4 voice mails

competition, y’know.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

so when will the Giants squeeze out of the Bank so's we can talk The Revenge of Bengie?

having to train his replacement and all.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

oh wait. it would be an auto-ring.

JohnMarecek Congrats Bengie Molina. Already has locked down 1 ring. If the Giants advance, he will become 1st in 2010 to secure WS ring. #postseason 27 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 23, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's how fast he is.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 23, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Victory lap

Awesome.

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by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

so we don't get to see the victory lap?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

this team was bankrupt.

they beat the Yankees. el oh el.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

is this Alanis?

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say closure, but...

dontcha think?

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

that purty little trophy looks mighty small in the crook of Nolan Ryan's arm.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

oh great. don't say that.

“Let’s do it every year!”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Jon Daniels looks like Nolan Ryan could snap him in half.

he pointed at the scouts! everyone can see their faces!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Convenient 2-litre bottle of champagnia there

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

look again. the champagne is now ginger ale!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

SCHWEPPES!

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hambone gets the MVP

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

"and they were scared of him, because they kept walking him."

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

big cheer for the God shoutout.

a bit of a confused cheer over his love for his teammates.

“I don’t wanna talk about myself, I wanna talk about them.” awww.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

"This group's here because they don't know how to fail. Chemistry of this team, it's unlike anywhere I've been. And we love each other."

Hamilton, paraphrased.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manstew simmering

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by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

meanwhile the grounds keepers are like

get off mah field! get the eff off mah field!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Washington doused.

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by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

pic

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 23, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

GATORADE!!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

all the dudes who've only been to football games suddenly get it.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ron Washington: Gatoraded'd

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

that was quite a chase.

Washington still got some speed

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

cocaine is a hell of a drug

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 22, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

He quit that stuff.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ha ha

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Smoltzy !!

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 22, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

smoltziiiii

it’s smoltziiii
i miss smoltziii

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

look how bored he is

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

well then he can go ahead and fuck himself

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've got no notes about the Rangers!

What do we do?

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

i mean, he’d much rather be playing baseball.

though in reality, he’d much rather be playing golf.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wouldnt he rather be teaching pitching in StL?

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 22, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he can't catch tipped pitches.

Carp does that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 22, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

marty's got it

oh wait…

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

or managing?

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 23, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wasn't talking about smoltzi

i love smoltzi
i was talking about that moron in the back of the booth

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 22, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoltz, pulling for Philly?

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 22, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

see the size of that We Did It sign?

that’s the ideal size for the BOOOOOOOG expanding sign.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

a rousing cheer of Yankees Suck

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 22, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Sager has got to be an especially inviting target.

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

He's just being assaulted now.

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 22, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

pic

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 23, 2010 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well at least the Yankees aren't going to win it all.

/sliver lining

'Hold my stones!'
"Ernie Hayes is up there playing with his organ again." - Mike Shannon

by Heisenberg on Oct 22, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

And Hazel Mae

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 23, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Soaked like Sager

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 23, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn you, U-Verse.

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 23, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

MLBN HD

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 23, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no MLBN for me.

curses.

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 23, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

This... This is disturbing.

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 23, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

MLBN giving a shout-out to the Browns!

Tied for 2nd for most years until WS appearance (with the Astros, 44 years).

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 23, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Mead- Pretty darned good.

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 23, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Yay I can now cheer for a team in the WS

Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have? Frank Chance 1908

by TomCat009 on Oct 23, 2010 1:26 AM EDT reply actions  

must be a bullpenner

picture

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 23, 2010 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

i see the resemblance.


picture of the ginger ale portion
of the man stew, in case anyone was wondering
and more starting here

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 23, 2010 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

my bro-in-law and nephew were at that game.

I don’t think my nephew has a voice today.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 23, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was over at Lone Star Ball last nite.

Nice folks. They don’t mess around about overflows though. It gets to about 500 the make a new and and close the old immediately. Even if you are in mid-comment, suddenly it’s done. I wonder how they would handle ours where you can have running conversations for a couple of days.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 23, 2010 9:36 AM EDT reply actions  

thrown in the oubliette?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 23, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't speak french

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 23, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

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