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Defense and winning championships, but mostly defense

ST. LOUIS - SEPTEMBER 3: Brendan Ryan #13 of the St. Louis Cardinals does something weird with his arm against the Cincinnati Reds at Busch Stadium on September 3 2010 in St. Louis Missouri.  The Cardinals beat the Reds 3-2.  (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)

The Post-Dispatch ran an article yesterday about the Cardinals' two Gold Glove contenders, occasioned by John Dewan releasing his yearly take on his own DRS statistic. Pause: How cool is it that the Post-Dispatch ran an article yesterday about defensive play-by-play metrics? We complain about sportswriting, sometimes—sometimes we even write entire blog entries about it—but guys like our own Derrick Goold and Bernie Miklasz are doing a great job of pushing their huge readership toward what it's becoming increasingly difficult to call "advanced" statistics.

In any case, the article offers another look at the Cardinals' defense, which we seem to have been following, this year, mostly in terms of its impact on the ever-more-popular WAR superstats. DRS is more positive than UZR (Fangraphs) and TZ (Baseball-Reference) on Albert Pujols, Yadier Molina, and especially Brendan Ryan, and similarly bearish on Colby Rasmus's sophomore season. What can we divine from having three vaguely understood stats to look at, instead of one?

From Colby Rasmus and Albert Pujols: One year of defense isn't a trend. In 2009 Rasmus's disappointing offense was masked, incredibly conveniently, by the sudden widespread availability and acceptance of advanced defensive statistics, specifically UZR. If he had had the same rookie season in 2005 we might have framed it, "He's a fine defender, but his offense was a disappointment." In 2009 that became, "He was only so-so on offense, but he was worth 10 runs! on defense." 

But I'm sure we'll look back on 2009 with the same skepticism we do 2005, as far as that evaluation goes—this year he dropped, on UZR, from 10 to -6; on TZ from 15 to -9; on DRS from 6 to 1. WAR looks so expertly packaged that it's easy to forget that the thing that made Colby Rasmus a useful center fielder in 2009 could have been a trick of the defensive statistics, a simple fluke, even a career year. Luckily he found other methods of making himself useful in 2010.

The same goes for Albert Pujols, whose 7.2 WAR (via Baseball-Reference), in addition to leading the National League, is his lowest total since 2002.

Star-divide

He was a little off his highs on offense, but the main difference was that his defense, which has been routinely feted by each stat since he moved to first base, dropped off from best in the league to a little below average; the decline came from the 1.6 WAR he lost on defense, not the 0.4 he lost on offense.

I'm willing to believe Colby Rasmus isn't really a win better than an average center fielder on defense, but I'm not willing to believe that Albert Pujols really lost the ability to play first base this year, after playing it superbly for five seasons. (UZR, incidentally, has seen him as basically average for the last two years—there's a lot to be wary of when it comes to assigning value from these.)

From Yadier Molina and Brendan Ryan, we learn that defensive stars can be "one-dimensional sluggers", too. The difference between Brendan Ryan this year and Brendan Ryan last year is like the difference, maybe, between Matt Holliday and Adam Dunn. Dunn and Holliday are both incredibly dangerous hitters, but Holliday has also proven himself to be a (typically) capable fielder. One of these guys gets a seven year contract and the adulation of Cardinals fans everywhere, so long as he doesn't fail to drive in a baserunner twice in a row; the other wants terribly to stay in Washington but won't be given the opportunity. 

For a long time the trend was to overvalue the guy who can mash, a la Josh Phelps on the cover of Baseball Prospectus, but now I think things have moved in the opposite direction; we'd rather have Brendan Ryan than Jermaine Dye, even if they both manage one win above a replacement player over the course of a season.

(Of course, the variability of defensive metrics come into play here, too—if Ryan was as good as TZ and UZR suggest, 10 or 11 runs above average, he was just barely passable last season; if he was 27 runs better, like DRS suggests, he somehow managed to be an average position player with a .573 OPS, which is a little like Adam Dunn putting together a league-average season at shortstop.)

As defensive specialists begin to reach salary parity with offensive specialists—I don't think it will happen for a while, given the level of certainty with which we can value offense—I think it'll be especially important to remember this last issue. It's intoxicating, even now, to be able to have some run value to ascribe to defense, after doing without so long. But as we move past an era that is, to me, typified in its excess by Dave Cameron writing this jubilant post about Nyjer Morgan (+5 by DRS this year, +22 last year) being as valuable as Adam Dunn (-33 last year, -3 this year), we'll need to learn, again, to view the one-dimensional defender with the same jaded eyes we turn to Ty Wigginton

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It's really weird how Brendan Ryan improved so many individual components of his hitting

while at the same time having a much worse year as a whole to show for it. I dunno if this just shows the fickle hand of ball-in-play fate (swung from a BABIP of .332 to .253, about 80 points which strikes me as a rather large difference) or not. But it’s so frustrating for the same reason Molina’s offensive struggles are frustrating; anything close to an average offensive performance by this guy makes him surprisingly valuable overall because of how good he can be on defense. Yadi was almost a four win player last year, according to Fangraphs (he was still worth 2.6 by the same measurement this year).
Brendan improved his walk percentage, lowered his strikeout percentage, improved his HR/FB, improved his LD%, etc. I suppose part of it is that none of these improvements were actually very significant (at least they don’t strike me as such).

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 8:57 AM EDT reply actions  

tg

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 12, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm worried about Ryan.

Statcorner has a nice wOBA conversion that adjusts for batted ball data and home park. As you know, Busch Stadium is not friendly to hitters as a general rule. Nonetheless, Ryan’s wOBAr was .290, which is not good even while quite a bit better than his actual, horrendous .261 wOBA.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw that...

it doesn’t give me much hope.
If you put Brendan Ryan’s defense together with Skip Schumaker’s hitting, you’d have a nice cheap valuable player. (I realize Skip was pretty sucky for the first part of the year, but he really had a nice bounce back and was hitting like his old self by the end, he just did so much damage in the beginning that his end of year stats couldn’t quite recover)

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's borne out in the stats

check his monthly splits. You could argue that July and Sept/Oct were his worst months, other than his atrocious April/March. Skip sucked at the end almost as much as he sucked at the beginning.

by mattyp on Oct 12, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Skip tailed off at the end.

His Fangraphs 2010 wOBA graph is a good visual representation of this. The wOBA graph is on the bottom left. A slow climb from the valley of March and April only to fall off a cliff as the season wound down.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Huh

I didn’t realize his wOBA chart made such a nice sine wave. I guess I was too distracted by the team’s horrible collapse to notice he was undoing all that progress…
This makes me really not want Skip back anymore. Surely we can upgrade at 2nd base, can’t we?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

2.7M already in is the problem

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 12, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Ryan can defend as he routinely does and put up a .290 wOBA

he’s a league-average shortstop. His career wOBA is .294 so I’d say that’s probably somewhere around his true talent level.

I don’t find it particularly hard to imagine that he’s 5-10 runs better than the average shortstop, having watched him the last couple of years, so his gaudy UZR numbers just about pass the “eye test” for me, at least. If you subscribe to that line on his defense, he really only needs to put up a .290-.300 wOBA to be a pretty valuable, under-rated player (and the best part is that his crappy hitting numbers should suppress his pay awards during arbitration, so we should get another 3 years of cheap production out of him).

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Oct 12, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

we should throw in a few more gift certificates from Shannon's

just to sweeten the pot.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure he would work solely for

Shannon’s Gift Certificates.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is the problem? get on this, FO!!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Defensive Question and Value

What is the cut off for rating a players value defensively

Brendan Ryan- 2009 +8.4 defense with a 2.7 overall WAR
Brendan Ryan – 2010 +11.5 defense with a 1 overall WAR

David Eckstein- 2005 8 defense with a 3 overall WAR
David Eckstein
2007 -9 defense with a 1.3 overall WAR

Which player would you rather have?

Ryan is great with the Glove while Eck appears to suck. However Eck is the “more valuable player”

Where do we value D and then say I don’t care if a guy is a -15 defender as long as he has a better WAR at the end of the year than a supposed great defender.

Anyone know?

by ICbirdfan on Oct 12, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

Don’t know why stuff got crossed out.. In 2005 Eck was a -8 defender

by ICbirdfan on Oct 12, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends. Who do you want scooping groundballs for our pitchers?

The Cardinals no longer trusted Eckstein or they didn’t want to pay him to play SS. I’ll take Brendan’s strong defense and weak bat. Still, the entire middle infield cannot continue to be an offensive black hole. Especially when Skip is a poor defender.

by spants on Oct 12, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

2B really sticks out like a sore thumb for the Cards

that said, 3B more like a sore ankle.

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a very good question

I’ve never been fully won over by the WAR stat, and these defensive anomalies don’t help its cause.

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It has been on my mind the past couple weeks....

Where is the cut off that makes sense.

I don’t miss Eck, I just thought of him as the last Cards SS to look at. I know he woudl be good to compare to Ryan becuase Eck was not great with the bat nor really that lucky with the bat any year per say. I don’t know if I can ever say soft hitting guys are unlucky (whole other thought on my mind). But Eck I knew would not grade out well defensively either.

If you look at his “WAR” which most will site when looking at the end of the seaon to see how good a player was likes Eck more than Ryan even when putting up horrible defensive years.

So where is the cut off? Eck was -8 and -9 with the glove but was still more “Valuable” than Ryan according to “WAR”.

Interesting thing to hear a smart person around here figure out..

by ICbirdfan on Oct 12, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

All of Eckstein's value was derived from his offensive production.

He was simply not good in the field as a shortstop.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I realize that....

He did not post a 3 WAR year with any help from his glove, I am only guessing the only help he got defensively was that he was standing at SS in 2007 opposed to 3B or 2B. He was -8.3 with the glove that year.

What interests me is deciding where the cut off is defensively. I guess you can claim that Duncan, Carp and other pitchers prefer a defensive minded player. However Eck was a better player than 2009 Brendan Ryan, hence despite being worse defensively he gave the team a better chance at wining since he had more value aka “3 WAR vs. Ryan’s 2.7 WAR”.

What if the Cards found a SS who was a -11 with the glove but put up a 5.5 WAR season. Do you prefer they play that player or Brendan Ryan who is +11.5 with the glove but a 1 WAR player….

That is my question about defense. Where is the cut off where you say I don’t care if the player is hitting they must defend some.

by ICbirdfan on Oct 12, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

In DanUp's main post,

he makes note that we would prefer Brendan Ryan to Jermaine Dye. This is comparing apples to fire trucks, in my opinion, because it is much more tolerable to have a subpar defensive right fielder than a subpar defensive shortstop (unless the shortstop is team captain, knows how to win, and all that jazz). I think the cutoff for poor fielding is much lower at shortstop (the most important defensive position, in my opinion) than right field (perhaps the least important). That being said, if you can give us a player putting up a 5.5-WAR year with a -11 defensive performance, I will take him. He can always play second base in St. Louis.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

RF is a tougher position to field...

You have to make longer throws more often (RF to 3rd), and there is much more tail on balls hit to right, assuming the majority of hitters are right handed batters.

"I don't like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the pitcher." Rogers hornsby.

by pattimagee on Oct 13, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would assume that

the majority of batters pull the ball giving the left fielder more opportunities

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 13, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

the conventional wisdom says to put the guy with the good arm in RF

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 13, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

...wick

oh. sorry. i’ll just… yeah.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's true,

but that’s not what i was talking about

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 13, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

just trying to help

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 13, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

re-reading what he said

i misunderstood him anyway

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 13, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't see why there should be a cutoff

WAR is WAR (with the considerations for defensive metrics aside).

by vivaelpujols on Oct 12, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salary was an issue

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

can someone tell him? send him a telegram?

a singing telegram, perhaps.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

where is IHB with an encouraging poem about his improvements

is she lost to the AFL already?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was lost to las vegas this weekend.

still recovering.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Oct 12, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet

I’m headed to Denver this weekend, mile high!

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you run into my sister, say hello for me.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok!

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeahhhhh Vegas will do that to you haha

Joe Strauss is apparently there now… you could’ve hung out with him!

What all did you do?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit. i can't BELIEVE i missed strauss.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Oct 13, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like a Jameson's and water.....

hold the water.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man

I had a blast at circus circus at the $5 blackjack table, had like 4 or 5 of those free drinks at least. actually won around $200

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Circus Circus is the worst place in the entire world

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

your face would like a word.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heck yes

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

well if you think me winning money is the worst thing

then I guess you’re right

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

then I'm glad you have experienced this experience

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd, but i think stratosphere takes the cake.

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Oct 13, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the real takeaway is that yes, we really did get unlucky this year.

By most inputs the majority of our hitters were better or the same as last season, yet they had terrible luck. I wish this evidence would put to rest the “Big Mac teh sux he maek everyone play bad!!!!1” PD argument, but alas it will not.

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Oct 12, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow....

…are they still fighting over at the Matt Pagnozzi thread?

:=8.

Spare me your taradiddles!!!!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Oct 12, 2010 9:04 AM EDT reply actions  

in bed.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

mike cameron's two year contract comes to mind

(getting mixed info here. i remember it was 10m the first year, but some sources say it’s 7.7. weird. definitely seems to be making 7.2m next year, which is incredible to me)

given, cameron was a 3 time gold glover (fwiw) and obviously a plus defender by anyone’s eyes or metrics

i bet salary parity isn’t so far off. yadi’s next contract will be interesting

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 12, 2010 9:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Also,

the Red Sox essentially went with Cameron over Bay, or, at least, chose Cameron at that contract over Bay at what the Mets were willing to pay him.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cameron's a pretty good hitter too, though

he manages to walk a weird tightrope between being the sort of player the sabr community used to go crazy over (lots of walks, power, but low batting average and counting stats most years) and the sort of player it seems to love now (premium but oft-underrated defensive position, excellent glove).

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Oct 12, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a very interesting player all around, I think

And you’re right, he’s a poster boy for under-rated or formerly under-rated skills.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overvaluing the mashers
For a long time the trend was to overvalue the guy who can mash…

I am very guilty of this. From ‘06 through the first few months of ’09, I was a strong defender of Chris Duncan. (I still think he should have been given the opportunities he received to play. In ’06, he had some nice stretches of downright mashing. And, he did so in ’07, too, until he got injured. In ’05, he was a 2.2-WAR player in 314 PA’s with a .399 wOBA (!) but a -3.8 UZR. In ’07, Duncan posted a wOBA of .360 and was a 1.7-WAR player with a -4.8 UZR.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 10:02 AM EDT reply actions  

but chris duncans issues were...

the stopping of the mashing. In 08 and 09 he just didn’t have that power that he used to have.

isolated power
06 .296
07 .221
08 .117
09 .131

Chris was also a very good On base guy. Year/Average/OBP

06 .283/.363
07 .259/.354
08 .248/.346
09 .227/.329

Duncanc’s worst year would have put him tied for forth place on the 2010 Cardinals.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Oct 12, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dunc's OBP always surprised me.

It just never seemed to fit with how I perceived him as a hitter.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

You need not remind me of Chris Duncan's wonderful ability to walk.

But, you’re right. The sports hernia and back injury really ended his mashing days. And, dropping the power from his OBP + SLG combo was fatal to his value, given his poor fielding ability.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

This.

I really pulled for and loved Chris Duncan at the time, and I don’t think it was just naivete and faith in TLDUNC that made me think Chris was a good player. The guy just came up and hit the crap out of the ball in addition to having really excellent plate discipline, AND his defense wasn’t that bad. His real problem was nagging injuries and unusual surgeries.

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Oct 12, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agree

He actually ran very well for a guy his size. He just looked ugly as hell out there, the perception did not quite match what he actually accomplished.

by ICbirdfan on Oct 12, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i was pulling for C Dunc

especially since I have several friends with some pretty funny stories of his escapades in the StL social scene.

There are now a couple of Colby, though he seems pretty subdued. He does wear flat-billed hats out to bars tho.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

incidentally, do we really need a douche-shirt metric for this team?

sadface.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe... Boog-Bombs Show was littered with Ed Hardy

but, everyone that has met Colby out has said that he’s pretty nice and surprisingly unassuming. So as long as a level bill is match with a level head, it’s all good.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

he digs the level bill

it’s better peripheral vision.

there’s actually a Goold-blog on that, how Colby started that trend up again.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone remember when we were routinely lambasting LaRussa for not

having Lil’ Dunc’ in against lefties?

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Oct 12, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

did we say how he couldn't co-exist with Duncan whenever that happened?

sorry.

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by Evilfrog on Oct 12, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine this has already been posted.

Matias has a new surname, and it is Martinez. Carlos Martinez (formerly Carlos Matias) has received a visa to pitch in the good ol’ US of A for the St. Louis Cardinals organization. He had 78 strikeouts to 14 walks in 58 DSL innings pitched.

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 10:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit.

Can you imagine what it would be like to have him and Shelby coming at you in back to back games?

You're the fail to my win?
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

more like

waino
shelby
carlos
jaime
etc (maybe a 38-yeqr-old carp?)

towel?

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 12, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

'My name is Chris Carpenter. These are my boys. We're here to **** **** **** **. Any questions?'

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be so cool.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's that 2-letter word?

carp sure is innovative

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 12, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

up

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think you need to censor that guy

unless carp can make innocuous words offensive just by nature of saying them near other words

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 12, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course he does.

do you doubt his powers?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mess your junk up?

Man, Carp is getting soft in his old age…
Oh, wait, I just got it.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

click, click, click,click,click, BOOM!

You're the fail to my win?
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing "up".

You're the fail to my win?
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not clean grammatical style, but CDGAFAG

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're gonna need more than one towel.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't get too excited now. As you recall, TINSTAAPP.

Our farm system isn’t fixed yet.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
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by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, actually i don't recall that

i recall people saying that, though, if that’s what you mean

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 12, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm excited to see this guy

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Brandon Dickson

that guy is gonna take some NAMES.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Oct 12, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

So are we starting to be impressed with what Lunhow has done/is doing?

This is in regards to cleaning up the mess that was our farm system.

You're the fail to my win?
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was kinda joking about Dickson

but FWIW I think Luhnow has generally done an excellent job, 2007 draft aside.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Oct 12, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahha. I thought maybe you knew something.

/cue the unicorn

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love what Luhnow is doing and have full trust in him

but he’s not even close to done.

The latest Jim Callis chat shows just how few ranked players we still have in comparison to everyone else. It’s better than last year, but still not where we want to be.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

And, if we extend Pujols's contract,

where we have to be.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

We just need every single one of our top prospects to turn into awesome MLB players

Easy, right? Just avoid the flame outs.
Now I will sit back and wait for the checks to start coming in the mail when the Cardinals figure out how much money I just made them…

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

That's brilliant!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now...

No need to compete through statues.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The checks for the money you saved will be sent to Albert Pujols.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm. Fair enough.

I want a statue though, since I clearly saved the franchise.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty shocked by the comments from Will Lingo in the chat re: Matt Carpenter.
The most interesting S-Cards hitters were Matt Carpenter, who gets the most out of his talent but probably doesn’t have enough bat to be an everyday third baseman in the big leagues

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Oct 12, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was surprised he didn't make the top 20 in BAs Texas League rankings.

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Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a bias against not toolsy players in there

but I also wonder if we (read: azruavatar) aren’t discounting the production relative to AA enough. His MLE from Baseball Prospectus is .219 (.260 is about average). I’m a fan because I think he has better plate approach than anyone not named Albert Pujols in the Cardinals organization. It was surprising to me too.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Oct 12, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardball Times MLE has him at .328 wOBA for 2010

I don’t know which orifice Baseball Prospectus is pulling that MLE out of.

by vivaelpujols on Oct 12, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's pretty impressive

That would probably be around average wOBA, unless there was a huge shift in offense.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a hard time understanding UZR in Colby's case.

I didn’t think that he looked worse than he did last year. He made so pretty bad gaffs early in the season, but wasn’t looking that bad by the end of the season. Granted I didn’t get to see even close to all of the games, so maybe I just saw the times where he played well?

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 10:15 AM EDT reply actions  

This comment could very well be Exhibit A for those who would rather go by stats than just one's observations.

I watch a lot of Cardinals baseball, probably listen to more on the radio than I watch, but also miss a lot of games. Early in the year, like you, I’d have said he was having a bad season defensively—particularly on balls hit over his head. I felt like he played better with the glove later in the year. Because I don’t trust my own eyes because of the limited sample and biases of my own memory, I would like a defensive stat to help me assess Colby. This is the allure of defensive metrics, in my opinion.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

Did Colby’s poor throwing early in the year affect his defensive ranking?

I remember teams going 1st to 3rd often on balls hit directly at Colby.

I agree that my clouded memory seems to remember Colby struggling going back on balls. I would say even late in the year he does not look that confident going back on balls.

by ICbirdfan on Oct 12, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe Dewan's plus/minus data on Colby had Colby's minus plays being those he had to go back on.

But, that was from a Goold or Bernie piece, if I’m now mistaken. I don’t have a subscription to BillJamesOnline.com to check.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was in the piece yesterday about Boog and Yadi

and defense in general.

Finally, a little something on Rasmus. Colorado manager Jim Tracy was among the opponents who noticed/mentioned how shallow Rasmus plays, and how that inhibited his ability to get back on the ball. Per Baseball Info Solutions, Rasmus was a plus center fielder everywhere but on deep fly balls. He was a minus-12 when retreating to catch the ball. And then there’s his arm. Long before the trade demand and his relationship with La Russa took center stage, most of the talk about Rasmus was in regards to his arm. Turns out, opponents had 100 opportunities to take an extra base against Rasmus, and they were successful 49 times (49 percent). Rasmus had zero “kills” though on such plays. To tie a bow on this defensive discussion, here are the same stats from the three CFs who won Gold Gloves last season:
    Matt Kemp, LAD … 120 opportunities, 70 bases (.583), 3 “kills”
    Michael Bourn, HOU … 102 opportunities, 54 bases (.529), 5 “kills”
    Shane Victorino, PHI … 107 opportunities, 50 bases (.467), 8 “kills”

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by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

So he's not that far off, just hasn't gunned anybody out?

Believable.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

(49 percent)

OH REALLY?

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by prophetjohn on Oct 12, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was told there would be no math involved.

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Oct 12, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He robbed a handful of home runs this season,

and runners weren’t exactly running wild on him (49% is the best among listed CFs): I think a lot of the talk about his arm was a result of him not actually gunning anyone down, but I don’t remember him having any obvious opportunities to do so (Ludwick seemed to have one every few games and he cashed in on a few of them but still missed a few as well).

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Oct 12, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

there were also some pretty pathetic throws

but apparently that’s because the coaches teach the outfielders to bounce the throws in from the OF and colby takes things a little too literally

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 12, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

'....we didn't mean on second base, Colby.' 'ohwhydidntyousayssoonemdangolebounces.'

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

personally the only important thing is whether other teams develop a book on him.

They got a book on him: try to run.
I don’t care how well Colby plays compared to the rest of universe; he has to perform well enough to close that book.

By comparison, Matt Holliday had several off-line throws to the infield, but loped along adequately enough to shut down some runners.

I just think we’re losing some of the pragmatism here by focusing on “how does he score on this metric.”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

you gotta have enough game to look them back.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats so true and it seems to me Colby plays a shallow CF

i know he is positioned by the dugout often , but if he struggles with balls hit deep perhaps he should be positioned deeper .

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 12, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Colby's positioning

Where did he play in the minors? Anyone watch enough games to see how deep he played when in the minors.

I would think the team positions him shallow to take away hits in front of him. In theory he should run well enough to get back on balls hit over his head. I would say it’s a sign of confidence in his skills to position him shallow, stating he has the ability/speed to get back on balls over his head. Maybe they have misjudged his ability to move back on the ball and need to re-evaluate where the position him.

by ICbirdfan on Oct 12, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Defensive positioning. . .

is a team strategy thing more than anything else. Jim Edmonds played a very shallow CF, too, if you will recall.

The team is making the (I have to believe conscious) decision to take away more Texas Leaguers and more extra bases on singles, at the risk of letting a few fly balls get over the CF’s head.

We can question whether that is the right decision, of course. (I tend to be prejudiced toward playing a shallow CF, myself.) But to blame Colby for a team strategic decision appears to me to be a but unfair to him.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 12, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

iirc

Tony said something about this late in the season, taking some of the blame for positioning Colby too shallow and that they would have him play a little deeper. Of course, I could have just imagined that.

by ArkansasTravs on Oct 12, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that strategy, personally

Seems to me (intuitively) you’ll have more dying quails and balls falling in front of a typical CF than you will balls going over their head, and turning a few singles into outs is far more valuable than turning a few singles in doubles/triples.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Oct 12, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but how much more?

You play wherever you minimize the expected run value, give what we know about a defender’s skill

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by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 1:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, but how much more?

Seven.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Oct 12, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not quite right. . .

You play wherever you maximize the chances of winning that particular game, which might be different from play-to-play depending upon the score.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 12, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like bgh said, he looked bad on balls he had to go back on.

Was it just when he went back or was it the decision making after he caught it? That, to me, was when they would run on him. He just looked like he didn’t know what to do after he got to it. Bad body positioning+ bad throwing position+ indecision = poor throw results. He’s better than what he showed this year, so should this year be an outlier?

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hope it is . I just think if he charged in with momentum on his side it sure would help

his throws to get guys running on him . Holliday does it routinely , plays deep , charges in while throwing .

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 12, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Probably so.

But his decision making will have to get better in order for it to help much. I realize he’s young, but he’s been playing this game all his life, he ought to know what, where, when, and how by now.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 12, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

didn't Jim Tracy comment on Colby?

I think it was during that series that never happened.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

the other side of it is that his injury issues are mysterious.

if he has a foot issue, then that’s another kettle of fish.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's all about progress with Colby

The dude’s only 23. He needs to be better next season. Like Y2S said… close that book. Better pursuits, set-up etc… so they no longer KNOW they can run on him.

He does score really high on SSN (Silky SmoothNess) on the basepaths and in the field.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

except some of this...

MFWY’s comment.

some of it looks decidedly un-smooth.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, the more I think of it, the more it's possible there's injury issues in some of those instances.

But there are still some instinctive decisions that leave us scratching our heads. Too much hesitation, not enough commitment.

…twss.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

either way, progress is the name of the game. I have full confidence in Colby.

in bed…(dammit)

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby hesitates

Hesitation is a great way to describe it – Colby has wonderful speed when he decides what to do and uses his long stride. As on the basepaths – I think that’s why he rates well on first-to-third because there is no hesitation about commiting to his long stride, but he doesn’t steal bases well because he takes a few hesitant short strides before he commits to his long stride/ teleportation mode.

Playing him deeper might reduce his hesitation going back and coming in.

by madridbend on Oct 12, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

essentially, he has to allow his power level to take out a small sinkhole before his hair turns blond.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I make no claim to knowing why Colby was rated poorly by UZR this year

and I’d caution anyone from writing a memory riddled narrative about it now that the season is over. I think it would require detailed game notes to know why, over 140 odd games, Colby may have struggled defensively. It’s fun to speculate but it’s difficult to know whether you’re creating the narrative rather than simply recording one.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Oct 12, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

(that's why we live-blog.)

(and why SBN’s hit-and-miss archiving system really kills the effectiveness.)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tried to bracket my statement with just what I actually saw, which wasn't much.

But spectacular plays, both good and bad, stick with you. and bad plays tend to be spectacular, especially for an OF. I agree with you that going off memory isn’t a reliable source, but in the end that’s what you have. Do numbers stick with you moreso than the games you watch? We’ve proven that a lot of those 80’s teams that we love so dearly, weren’t that good. But I still remember watching the games a whole lot more than the numbers they put up. And to me, Colby wasn’t as bad as UZR rated him by the end of the year. Beginning of the year, he was probably that bad.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm partial to your assesment of Colby's season

but I just don’t know. I think the “poor arm” narrative was wrong from earlier in the season and his alleged issues with going back on balls could be a result of positioning or other issues. For me, I think his problem, to the extent that he has one, is poor fundamentals in the outfield; and I think that stems from the differences in instruction players receive in St. Louis compared to Memphis or Springfield.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Oct 12, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

poor fundamentals in the outfield; and I think that stems from the differences in instruction players receive in St. Louis compared to Memphis or Springfield.

In what respect, AFAYK? Genuinely interested.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Oct 12, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I think some of the fundamentals were obvious

especially with the way he positioned himself for throws. I assume you’re talking about the differences in coaching. From my (admittedly limited) perspective, the Cardinals are much more inclined to coach prospects based on what they do well and how they do it. When they reach the big leagues, there’s more of a one size fits all approach. I’m not sure if it stems from different philosophies or the coaches themselves but the instruction styles (and content) change between levels, imo.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Oct 12, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with this.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed.

I just don’t understand enough about UZR and how it “thinks about/evaluates” players. If UZR had said that Coldy was defensively neutral this season, I wouldn’t have had a problem with that. But I would say that you hit the nail on the head. I wish they would get their heads together and decide how to teach the kids what. Granted, that is difficult to do when you don’t know who the ML manager and coaches will be from year to year. If Tony just up and decides to not come back and we have a big rollover in coaching staff, then you have a whole new ballgame on your hands, unless you’re going to bring somebody from within the established system to fill the void.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe the Dewan system breaks down the plus and minus plays by zone,

and also has an “arm” category, doesn’t it?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe so

For outfielders, there’s a relatively straightforward way of breaking out an arm rating based on oppoents opportunities to run, the # of times they do relative to average and then success rate.

UZR also has a arm component on Fangraphs.

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by azruavatar on Oct 12, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with you on this

Colby moved up very quickly and his last season was cut short in AAA. So it may not have been them not teaching him so much as him not getting enough work. But I do believe they had tried to correct Colby’s approach/mechanics at the beginning of the year but reverted him back due to struggles. I’m interested in seeing what they do with him in spring training.

Also, a lot of people say “bad arm” as kind of a summary of how good his whole “approach + mechanics + arm strength + accuracy = how likely he is to throw your ass out”. Bad arm != weak arm in sports writer talk.

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by Evilfrog on Oct 12, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

“we’ve proven that a lot of those 80’s teams that we love so dearly, weren’t that good”

When did we prove that, exactly?

The “good” 80’s teams (i.e. 82 and 85) were near the top of the league in OBP and runs scored. The ’87 team kind of did it with mirrors, admittedly.

At what are you geting?

by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 12, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

merit badge for grammar compliance

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you

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by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 12, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is "up" a preposition?

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by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It can be. . .

but I think that in the sentence that Churchill was crafting, he was trying to avoid ending the sentence with, well, “with”.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 12, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right.

But, in this sentence, isn’t it a particle? “Put up” is a verb. Right?

I really, really don’t remember.

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by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cards led the NL in OBP in '82, '85, and '87.

Whiteyball was Moneyball before Moneyball was Moneyball. (Although, Whitey’s players could have probably sold some jeans.)

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

. . . although I remembered the ’87 team being down the list on OBP. Oh, well.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 12, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

.340

was tops in the NL.

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by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

and they actually knew how to run the bases!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

OBP is very important

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially when you have a ton of speed.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I said

it is very important…. but even more so if you have more speed than power.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's down with OBP

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know me

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

But pitchers can destroy OBP

If they have good enough control. He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

they didn't seem to have that much effect on the 80s teams

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

they could get a lot of infield hits

for one thing.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I don’t buy that for a second… they went to the WORLD SERIES three years in the 80s… they won it all in 1982. they nearly won the other 2 times. that seems pretty fucking good to me.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay fine.

You guys want to live and die with O?
1982
1. Lonnie Smith led the team with a whopping .815 OPS. (they needed to run like hell), he was one of only two with an OPS over .800.
2. Andujar lead was the ace with 4.6 SO/9 and a 2.47 SO/BB.

1985
1. Again they only had two with OPS over .800 Clark and McGee. Neither were over 900.

1987
1. Clark was the only one with an OPS over ,800

I don’t have time to find more. The starting pitching was okay for then but wouldn’t survive today. Yes, I know you can’t compare then to now. but if you put those players into today’s game, do they survive let alone win championships. How many of the best pitchers today get by on 4-5 strike outs every game?

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, different eras

they wouldn’t be nearly as effective today, of course. this does not diminish their accomplishments in any way.

I guess I just took issue with the “weren’t that good” comment, when they were very successful during their actual period of activity.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say that they weren't that good for back then.

But if you look at what they do today, most of those guys would be strictly playing because of defense. I didn’t mean to get everybody in an uproar. We had this discussion last year and it was determined that by today’s standards, they really were just average.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

the comparison just doesn't make any sense to me

they were contructed the way they were constructed to win in the 80s.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine, I take it back.

You're the fail to my win?
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess the main thing they pointed out were that defense and speed are underrated

maybe not as important today, but I sure wish we had a faster team overall, and more consistent defense.

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish we had more speed too...

And I wish we stole more bases.

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John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was Whitey just that much better at evaluating talent?

He got to put together the teams that he wanted. And he didn’t go after the big name guys.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so

makes you wonder what would happen if other managers got to do the same (I don’t want to see what Tony’s team would look like)

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good question...

The only examples I can think of off the top of my head of guys I know Tony has pushed for are Holliday (nice choice) Tejada (meh) and Fuentes (also meh).

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaron Miles

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

I must have blocked this guy out of my memory for some reason. Is he good?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just looked it up and he started out as a scout for the A's.

Then he was the director of player development for the Mets and built the WS teams of 69 and 73 with all the young talent they brought through.

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Balls put in play were more likely to become outs back then...

so the K rate is less important, especially with an ace defensive team like the Cardinals.

And the ops leader in the mid 1980s was routinely in the mid to low 900s

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Oct 12, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

OPS

League-average OPS in 1982 was .692. Cards’ OPS was .697.

In 1985, the Cards led the NL in OPS at .714 (tied with the Cubs).

In ’87, we had a below-average OPS of .718, which is horrible and was with Jack Clark leading the NL with a 1.055 OPS.

Of course, the problem with OPS is that it treats OBP and SLG as equal. I would like to know where their wOBA’s ranked.

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by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

you could just split it into OBP and SLG for conversation's sake

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Defensive stats

They are fun, and have some utility, particularly at the granular level, but I don’t think that they are accurate enough to be lumped in with offfensive statistics in total value stats like WAR.

Like ERA for pitchers, defensive stats are by their necessity very context dependent when adding up “value”.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 12, 2010 12:01 PM EDT reply actions  

To that point though, offensive stats are very context dependent too...

..not all 1B, 2B, HR, groundouts, popouts, etc. are created equal, we just have more convenient buckets for them

Oh yeah, I hit a lot of bombs. Don’t kid yourself.

by all4tookie on Oct 12, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

the offensive component of WAR (wOBA)

is calculated roughly as:

(0.72xNIBB + 0.75xHBP + 0.90×1B + 0.92xRBOE + 1.24×2B + 1.56×3B + 1.95xHR) / PA

If a player gets lucky on a lot of dinky singles or robbed more than most, it is easy for his wOBA – and therefore WAR – to be artificially inflated or deflated based on no action of his own.

What I am saying is that a smash in the gap that an outfielder makes a great play on and holds the runner to first and an infield dribbler that a runner beats out are treated the same by WAR. We have more easily defined buckets for offensive production, but that doesn’t necessarily mean our classifications are accurate.

Oh yeah, I hit a lot of bombs. Don’t kid yourself.

by all4tookie on Oct 12, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not really very. . .

context-dependent. It is subject to BABIP “luck” certainly, but that is not the same thing as being context dependent.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 12, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Quality of pitcher faced, quality of defense, defensive positioning, park factors*, etc. all play a material role in offensive statistics to name a few. We just have easier buckets to compartmentalize the results.

I’m not saying that defensive measurements are as accurate as offense; I’m just saying offensive stats aren’t as clean as we would like them to be.

*Note: I understand park adjustments, but these are made to “one-size-fits-all”

Oh yeah, I hit a lot of bombs. Don’t kid yourself.

by all4tookie on Oct 12, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

has this been linked yet?

Goold on Fall League

I present this without comment:

They could send rising prospect Matt Carpenter, 25, who hit .316 in Class AA this past season and put himself atop the team’s minor-league depth chart at third base. Or, they could send Cox, the first-round pick who is expected to move swiftly through the lower minors.

They chose Cox.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd rather see Cox at 2nd in the system.

There’s a much greater need there and I don’t have a lot of faith in Descalso’s ability to be a major league regular.

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by azruavatar on Oct 12, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

I am sure the Walrus can play RF...

by Paulspike on Oct 12, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are missing the point

Obviously Descalso and Cox will compete for third base.
Matt Carpenter is a nice player and all… can he play right field?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Right field?

Isn’t that where Aaron Miles is penciled in next year?

by mojowo11 on Oct 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again, I must have repressed all memory of this "Aaron Miles"

Is this just an elaborate practical joke on me by the VEB community?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

the article mentions that we don't have a 2B position

on the AFL club, because we have to share with 3 other teams. They want to fast-track Cox, but I think they’re just putting him in the 3B spot on the AFL team just to get him there. His clock is about to start ticking. By itself, I dont think it means he’s viewed as strictly a 3B.

Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.

by BVHeck on Oct 12, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll say it again re: defense as a component of WAR

we need 3000 inning sample averages to use for WAR. if the player has less than 3000 innings, then we regress them to the mean by however much they’re missing. so if a player has 2700 innings logged at his position, take that number, regress it 10% to the mean and then plug that number into his WAR calculation

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by prophetjohn on Oct 12, 2010 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't wait for hitf/x

I think your methodology is good in its conservative assumptions. I’m sure it gives the really shitty defenders too much credit and the awesome ones too little, but it is probably only a problem at the tails.

How would you propose treating guys who have switched positions? Say Skip moved back to the outfield full time – would he get full credit for innings played there even though they occurred years ago? Age/practice/specialization become issues

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by all4tookie on Oct 12, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought they were keeping the hitf/x data proprietary. . .

I could be wrong on that though.

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by azruavatar on Oct 12, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teams are allowed to buy hit f/x

And they apparently don’t let interns take a glance at it =(

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by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 1:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It probably had something to do with

your face.

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by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too mean =(

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by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really sure how that makes any sense

The only people who are going to buy it are going to be MLB teams.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 12, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is clearly untrue

It’s got the same exact market as STATS, inc or BIS

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by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 2:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i guess it depends on how much you trust the system

you’re supposed to be able to take a defender and use the deensive adjustments to slide him around the field and see what kind of ranking he would have there. i don’t think it’s going to be that reliable. i don’t really know how one would account for that

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by prophetjohn on Oct 12, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The most important thing, to me, is speed off the bat and angle off the bat

It’ll make the LD/FB/GB% MUCH more accurate, which’ll allow us to contextualize BABIP better

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by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which plays into my prejudice

against using defensive stats in WAR. It is so sample-size dependent as to be next-to meaningless in an annual stat. Ignoing the metrics, a player can be a very different defnder in Year 1 than in Year 2 or even Year 3, thanks to injury, age, or a variety of factors.

So in using defensibve metrics to calculate WAR, you are faced with the choice of regressing ~60%, or of using a three-year average, which quite very possibly might not be representative of the player’s actual defensive skills in the year. Both are problematic.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 12, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you want WAR without defense, just use wOBA

and park adjustments as you see fit

Oh yeah, I hit a lot of bombs. Don’t kid yourself.

by all4tookie on Oct 12, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

but

people aren’t going to change rapidly as defenders. injury is obviously one exception to that rule. but someone can be injured for a month and perform dramatically different at the plate than he did the other five months. that’s not really a fault of wOBA. and i still think it’s fair to account for those differences. no, you may not be able to get the exact performance of a player with the glove in a given season, but i think a 3 year average is going to be much more reliable (and predictive) than single season or any other method that has been presented thus far

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by prophetjohn on Oct 12, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

and maybe you don't even give all seasons equal weight

it could be something like:

.5(CS) + .3(PS) + .2®

where CS = current season defensive innings; PS = previous season defenisive innings and R = the rest of the innings needed to reach 3000 total innings

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by prophetjohn on Oct 12, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

But at that point. . .

aren’t you regressing so heavily that the stat itself really means very little when you are trying to derive current year value? To say nothing of it predictive value.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 12, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not really regressing it

unless the fielder has less than 3000 innings logged. all i’m doing is weighting the more recent data more heavily. the alternative is to take it as it is and get whacky results like colby rasmus’ ‘09 v ’10. we’re trying to come up with a total value stat and a significant component can have wild variation from year-to-year. that has to be accounted for in some capacity. and until we get a better, more reliable defensive metric, this is the best idea that i;ve got.

the only other solution i could think of would be to leave the current WAR stat like it is and have some sort of adjusted WAR, say WAR*, which uses three year averages of UZR and adjusted linear weights that are adjusted in the same way wOBA is adjusted to achieve wOBAr. then we can call it a predictive stat

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by prophetjohn on Oct 12, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Changing rapidly defensively. . .

isn’t necessary to make defensive stats unreliable. 3000 innings is 2+ seasons if you are playing 150 games, every inning. For part-time players, it’s more than that. I suspect that the majority of major league players would have substantially different defensive skill sets over the course of three or four seasons. Guys like Ozzie or Pujols or Edmonds (peak only) are the exception rather than the rule.

The point that you make about offense is true, but irrelevant – - Noi one is saying that you bneed 1800 PAs for offensive metrics to be representative.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 12, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

but the argument presented me

was that one fielder could be wildly different in skill level from year-to-year. i don’t think that’s true save for some kind of injury or an andruw jones-esque marshmallow man syndrome. when you have those kind of special cases, there’s not a lot you can do, you just have to know it to be able to account for it skip will be much the same defender at 2B that he’s been the last couple years. same goes for yadi, holliday, boog, etc., save for some kind of unforseen rapid change in physiology.

and the reasons why defensive stats are biased include things like data bias and sample error. that kind of stuff tends to work itself out over a large sample assuming the methodology is sound. some may not be ready to make that leap. either way, i think it’s important to have a stat like WAR which attempts to quantify a players overall value. a stat like that has to include defense and every other facet of on-field performance. as of now, UZR and DRS are the best we have, so we have to make due. my WAR* proposal is pretty much just trying to account fo the inherent problems with today’s defensive metrics

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by prophetjohn on Oct 12, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great post, Dan

manfully bosstastic writing as always.

Still bitching to contact.

by Felonius_Monk on Oct 12, 2010 1:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

agree. this is perfect:
(…) increasingly difficult to call “advanced” statistics.

Oh yeah, I hit a lot of bombs. Don’t kid yourself.

by all4tookie on Oct 12, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what would be "advanced" now.

Would it be like an episode of “Numb3rs” or Minority Report?

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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sciency-sounding writer-invented babble leetspeak?

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Oct 12, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's all Greek to me.

You're the fail to my win?
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like all those movies and tv shows with a "computer guy" character

“Damn, their firewall is double encrypted! I’m gonna have to try to hack the main frame, but it isn’t easy getting past a top-security government key code system… OK, there, I’ve got it! We’re into the Pentagon’s secret network! I’m gonna do a search for files containing ‘conspiracy’, ‘classified operations’ and ‘cover ups’…”

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean that doesn't happen in real life?

Sonuva….. Well, what’s one more disillusionment out of a lifetime of them?

You're the fail to my win?
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Computer experts have probably been one of the most abused stereotypes in the last 10 years.

Although that cringe-worthy goth character on the cringe-worthy show NCIS could be used to make a case for goths.

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by hazel on Oct 13, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is one problem with that

the actress who plays her is actually goth.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

defensive stats are a neat new addition to the statistical world

but they are probably just going to confuse the hell out of a lot of people. there needs to be some sort of policy about quoting one season, or some sort of regressions put in place with the single season stats.

somehow I find it rather hard to believe that Rasmus went from 9.1 UZR in ‘09 to -6.5 UZR in ’10. I think he was at the very very least league average in center this year. I’d call him a plus 5 to 10 defender.

by UZR, Albert Pujols is in a freefall defensively. since 2007 he’s posted 24.7, then 11.3 in ‘08, then 3.1 in ’09, now he’s just a tad better than average at 1.5 in 2010. this just does not correlate to my observations at all, he still seems like among the best if not the best defender at first base. he’s still very mobile and makes plays. I wonder if UZR is so context dependent that somehow Skip is making his UZR worse? but this doesn’t work with the idea that Holliday is hurting Colby’s UZR, or stealing his points. This system needs a lot of improvement still, although I have no idea how they would do that… would it mean just come out with another defensive metric since this would devalue previous year’s?

one example that does go well with observation is Brendan Ryan, who has had continually rising OOZ plays over the last few years, and a great and improving UZR… although he’s probably reached a plateau, I don’t see him improving too much on defense any more. I think he should be able to sustain his out of zone plays for another season or too, and maybe even polish his defense a bit more (such as deciding not to throw the ball if he thinks it will be pointless or errant)

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

obvious joke

Boog just OOZes great D.

You're the fail to my win?
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by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA!

that’s pretty good. 69 out of zone plays is very impressive… a nice comparison is that David Eckstein made 15 out of zone plays. only Alex Gonzalez and Escobar had more… but their UZRs were a lot worse than boog’s

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Waino is bueno?

what was this all about?

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Oct 12, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

unicorns dude....somebody that started in 2010 rotation's

arm has apparently fallen off. More to come at midnight.

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by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

So it's not Wainwright...

that leaves Lohse, Garcia, and Carp…

I’ll say Lohse.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Oct 12, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you take everyone who started,

you have Hawk, Otto, Soup, PJ (I think that’s all of them.)

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Strauss,

so who knows.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

how's about a rotation of Hawksworth, Ottavino, Suppan, Walters, and Lohse

now that would win some titles

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lohse would be your ace

well, I guess he was the ace in ‘08, so he’s done it before at least

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Veteran Proveyness (or however Yadi2Second decided we were spelling it).

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 12, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Veterany Veteraness better

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

let it develop

proveyness!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Provey vets chose Grit brand!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can only assume Aaron Miles is the lead singer of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

he might be too gritty to do something as glamorous as lead singer… I’d think drummer or bassist would be more gritty, you know? They do those little things that don’t necessarily show up in the sales charts.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eckstein would probably be a member

Bo Hart was the original bassist, but he was removed from the band.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaron Miles?????

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miles would play the hell out of that cowbell.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

for some reason I read this as Grit Bandit at first

that would be a cool brand!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards are light on curly fries this year.....

only BOOG and KMac.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

in case anyone is not conversant

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmmm... curly fries.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

In case anyone wanted to follow

Surprise Rafters are playing right now

Cox is 0-2 with a pair of strikeouts.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

They've got Cardinals batting 3rd and 4th

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brooks Brown got in a tough situation with the Javelinas trying to make a comeback. Jose Iglesias reaching base, a man on 1st and 3rd with Dustin Ackley coming to the plate

aaaaand they pulled him for Brandon Sisk.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dustin Ackley has nerves of steel taking a few of these fastballs right down the middle, just above the strike zone

Walks to load the bases

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

<3 Dustin Ackley

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He homered in his first AB

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Power is a plus for him

But he’s got an INCREDIBLE eye. I guess Dustin Pedroia is a pretty good comp?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Eric Thames promptly rewards his patience by GIDPing on the first pitch

The Rafters are out of the jam.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Francisco Martinez whiffs at a pitch that was thrown at him

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just clinging to the last remaining crumbs of Cardinals related baseball

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

peeps shouldn't diss the live-blog.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Engel Beltre grounds out to end the Rafter's half of the fourth

Cox and Cruz due up in the fifth.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sisk works quickly, throwing ten pitches in the bottom half.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Javelinas bring in the unfortunately named Pat Urkfitz

to face Eric Farris, Zach Cox, and Tony Cruz

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

And Cox strikes out for the third time on a change-up low. Not an auspicious start for him.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cruz grounds out.

Maybe they should just bring in Hosmer.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

offense has been dead quiet for the past few innings.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like a gilt invitation.

http://twitter.com/cjbeatty44/status/27165453684

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way, did anyone else see this?

Carp just the third pitcher elected to AFL hall of fame

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I heard it a while back

but I suspect Al delivered the news, so I tuned it out.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

live stream for TX-TB at 7

in case anyone doesn’t have a tv handy but wants to watch the game

ST streams
browser stream

um… go… Rays

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 12, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm going to have to go for the Rangers

solely because Ian Kinsler when to Mizzou and went wild during the 2002 CWS. You know…i case you were wondering (and I KNOW you were!).

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know me so well

/if someone says “in bed” i will break him in half

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 12, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

a little local sbn color

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where's Bowser Jr.?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh

color bars on the 2nd one

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

but they're pretty color bars

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 12, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's worked up until now

too bad fox doesn’t carry this game, wanted to watch it (and refuse to pay for cable until they go a la carte)

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it makes you feel any better

my satellite is rained out and I cant watch. So I decided I’d play The Show for a bit. Now I’m watching my PS3 run a system update.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 12, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

not really, I'd be pissed if my satellite feed got disrupted

I’ve been thinking that this winter I might buy a wii or a ps3. probably going to go with the cheaper version, plus the living room tv is not hd, so I think a wii would be fine for now, until I upgrade that tv.

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

the bars are gone feed works now

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 12, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

thnx

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

backup browser feed

here

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 12, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

dear TBS and FOX

i suppose that FOX will provide some horrible commentary for the WS again soooo…

next year i suggest you put the guys from the booth of each team in one single booth, give them some microphones and see what happens

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 12, 2010 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow that's just terrible

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was never smart enough to understand advanced statistics.

He clothes that in disdain for facts and a preference for a narrative. But hey, why let truth get in the way of a good story.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Oct 12, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

he engaged me on twitter recently

and I felt like in the end he came off condescending and ‘holier than thou’ in tone. Nice to see that continue

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 12, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't he also not-that-qualified as an "injury expert?"

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what his educational background is and I'm not inclined to hold that against him.

I think he’s been hyper reluctant to share anything behind his “ratings” because their little more than guesses. For him to slam BP in retrospect is both disingenuous and incredibly ungrateful. But, simply put, he’s never understood advanced statistics so he’s skeptical of them.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Oct 12, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa I just realized KLaw and Carroll are different people.

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Oct 13, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

KLaw actually knows his shit

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 13, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a sanctimonious piece of turd.

I guess the point of the story was missing the point of advanced statistics

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

This line
Geek met geek when Bill James’ animated self showed up on The Simpsons this weekend. While that was happening, I was at a baseball game.

Should be read as:

While you nerds were nerding it up in your mom’s basement, I was socializing and banging chicks left and right. With my friends.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would probably like it more if it did.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

It seems like he is criticizing Bill James for his animated self showing up on The Simpsons, as if Bill James himself were there, while real baseball people were at real baseball games. That is really weird. What would possess someone to use this angle in a piece of writing?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 13, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

bitterness.

see also Strauss, Joe.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 13, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a distinct element of that in the article.

I would bet money that he’s not happy with the way recent personnel changes at BP have gone which precipitated his departure and then subsequent comments.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Oct 13, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

In addition to Posnanski, lboros...

was one of the best at combining narrative and stats.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Oct 12, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moyer doesn't "understand" BABIP?

Is it really that complicated? Batting average on balls in play. Not a whole lot “advanced” statistics more straightforward than that.

by mojowo11 on Oct 12, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I honestly couldn’t even finish reading that. What in the hell is supposed to be the actual point of that rant?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elvis on his horse

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

that was some solid baserunning.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

[wistful sigh]

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bunting in the first inning...

I thought Maddon was a good manager.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Oct 12, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm sure Ron Washington WAS "some kind of pumped up" before the game...

I bet he was chatty, jittery and overly-enthusiastic.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmmm

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

the lead runner is Bengie Molina.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHHA

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

AAAAHHAHAHHAHA

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sneaky fast.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

his first stolen base since 2006.

apparently they’re going to give him some antlers.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadi needs to stop giving out his secrets.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...

don’t see that… ever.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Oct 12, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

So I'm watching the live rescue feed....

I’m a little worried to see a ten dollar ratchet strap with an overhand knot in it playing a prominent role in the rescue of these guys.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

have any of them come up yet?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

no...they're gonna be sending down the first of 2 medics

here in the next half hour or so they say. They are currently beating the rescue pod with a hammer.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

that always works

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just heard someone say this...

Necesito un martillo más grande.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh hey, are those pictures of the miners?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

????

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's lots of file feed of dudes waving in the dark.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah....I'm watching the online feed from cnn....

msn’s is the same, so I think it’s the one provided by chilean tv.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm enjoying the stylings of larry king's corpse

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got no commentary....

just video.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

the guy is now trapping himself in a replica of the capsule

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Larry King just told him it's "excellent, excellent journalism"

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just seeing a giant spinning wheel

Are they in the process of reeling someone up?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Err... down, I guess

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, not yet.

They’re making sure the hammer worked. They’ll be sending down the Navy Seals shortly.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

When does Jack Bauer come in?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's actually already down there....

and the Seal comment was completely serious. They are sending down 2 SEAL Medics before any of the miners are coming up.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Recurer going down....

not a medic. State mine dude going down and a miner coming up.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rescuer dumbass.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

man, they're prepared

their clothes are embroidered with their names.

probably by their grandmothers

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Down he goes.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that siren sounds like the cousin of the rally pig

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

sign it up.

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Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that cable seems light

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 12, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a cable from a ski lift,

I’m sure it will hold one person and the car.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're talking about breathing vomit, now.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

bend over when you vomit kids.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the thing

they can’t. it’s that narrow of a capsule.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep.....

also, its gonna take 25 minutes to get to the bottom, or 10.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah dont pass out on your back

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 12, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did they hire a soccer announcer to call this?

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

capsule has arrived.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is the craziest webcam ever

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, they have their camcorders out.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like the Home Run Derby.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

but without Berman

automatically better

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The live feed from underground is

awesome

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's now selling them chamwows.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

the miners are like OK shut up already and get us out a here !

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by riftraftredbird on Oct 12, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

we were coming up with a number of movie plots

they are all zombies
they are bait by hell demons
same except lava men
same except giant carnivorous salamander

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now getting the tour....

this is the master bedroom, bathroom to the left….

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm praying for some of that webcam footage on youtube.

I was thinking — that’s long enough to read the instructions on those camcorders.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

here we go!

and someone needs to turn off their cell while they’re next to the feed.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

liftoff

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

somebody stole a car!

no wait. it’s a miner.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALARMS

WHICH IS APPARENTLY A GOOD THING

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

siren = miner approaching.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

anderson cooper STFU

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by riftraftredbird on Oct 12, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh. I like Anderson

It was better than watching the silent feed

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miner above ground.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's got shades

there’s the family.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looks very surprisingly good for being in a mine for 69 days

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

cleanshaven even

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 12, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

were we hoping for bullpen beards?

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought it was a no brainer who knew they were shaving .

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 12, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hygiene is one of the first

things they addressed when they first reached them.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

makes sense keeps the spirits up to have routine

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 12, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep...

they all had jobs to do, set schedules, exercise, etc. Pretty important stuff to keep them from going crazy.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like they're having door problems again......

someone get a hammer.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's the last guy up ? the foreman ?

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 12, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what they're saying.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

cowbells! braysers!

did I miss the rayhawks?

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

No rayhawks before midnight.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 12, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

zoom

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

whoa...

Rasmus playing center for the Rays…

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Oct 12, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that was not good base running

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Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

oh noes

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice throw

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

AAAAARGH

have to be in Uni in 6hrs and can’t fucking sleep. ffffffffuuuuuuu

Dog shit salad

by Aranathor on Oct 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

watch some miners

or some baseball

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

EXTREME DOUBLE PLAY FAIL

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

head first, boys and girls

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

this could also be an EXTREME UMPIRE FAIL

but what’s new

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missed it....

I flipped to Anderson.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do those wheels do Gary?

Well they turn Anderson.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

out at second, allegedly out at first, Vlad goes home.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

allegedly safe, rather.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Benoit is pitching

this year he’s throwing harder than ever and he has a 11 k/9 and it’s amazing the rays got him on a minor league deal.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Oct 12, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

foul ball

hamilton looks behind on the ball.

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@CodeeG

by CodyG on Oct 12, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

gah sb froze

and a gb up the middle and bartlett is able to get to it and kinsler is there to turn the dp.

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@CodeeG

by CodyG on Oct 12, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also one of the most underrated players in the game

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

back to lee

in 2005 lee broke out for the indians with a 18 game win season leading them to the playoffs.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Oct 12, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

lee struggled the next 2 years with injury and

was left off a talented playoff roster that included CC sabathia and a young fausto carmona

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@CodeeG

by CodyG on Oct 12, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

strike 3

11 Ks for lee and still no walks.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Oct 12, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

86 mph slider to pena

and the announcer keep talking like idiots.

2 down on a gb to young.

one out away with upton up

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@CodeeG

by CodyG on Oct 12, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

this play by play

live blog is both informative, and entertaining.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

the SBNing too.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grant Balfour

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds like a vampire/monster hunter

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

of the Transylvannia Balfours.

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

You must be thinking of Belmont.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

allow us our vampire hunting australians.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh i know the Belmonts

In the realm of monster hunters it goes…

Belmonts>Van Helsing (non-Hugh Jackman)>Balfours>Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman)

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 12, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

All of that >

Random guy named “Belmont” who played baseball in 1907 for Mobile in the Cotton States League.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he still plays to this day!

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know,

This guy used to pitch for the 6th best organization in baseball

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

do people in the Mariners organization ever joke about that?

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 12, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I didn’t hang out with the baseball people THAT much, and the rest of the employees are decidedly not the fangraphs crowd

And the baseball people (At least the younger, low tier guys) weren’t that savvy either. They were discussing what OPS+ was when they were trying to compare Jeff Kent to Robbie Alomar, soooooo

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was weak

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

oh wait, different angle.

on the pitcher.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

we

up here

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

our live threads are organized.

and it also cuts down on page-jump during a game.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, you'll break CodyG's concentration.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

not enough description, though.

also you’re getting SBN’d like a mofo.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

[waves tiny flag]

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, *live* description.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

and in order

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

your description leaves much to be desired

type faster

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

why would I be jealous?

that makes no sense.
type faster. stuff is happening on the field.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

and yet you're talking to me while there are things to liveblog

you have failed.
now you must live-blog again.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

but that's not live.

it adds to the fail.

well, why are you not live-blogging? for you must now live-blog in perpetua.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're right my mentor

i must live blog commercials now.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Oct 12, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are not worthy

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are the odds "rescue capsule in the mine" becomes

The 2011 version of “throwing the football through the tire swing” for pfizer?

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Oct 12, 2010 10:40 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I like it better as a topical euphemism

But that’s just me

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

or the guinness book of world records.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 13, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

that would be a helluva case of priapism

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 13, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soup's Word of the Day

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude's awesome

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The door of the pod can only be locked from the outside

One guy will have to stay behind, trapped in the mine for all eternity.

by thepainguy on Oct 12, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd say "Fuck that noise! Just throw me a rope, I'll crawl out myself."

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, how hard can climbing a half mile be?!

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the choices are being left behind and crawling a half-mile,

then I be a crawlin mo-fo.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 12, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of doors slamming shut.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

so did Bengie crush anyone's ribs?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno... you were the one watching

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was asking about the celebration section.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're blaming PFPs for some of those runs

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 12, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Rangers vs Yanks, eh?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

hope Cliff Lee mows 'em down

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be in Denver, so 5:30?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

welcome to the real time zone.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 12, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

so let me get this straight

mountain time is real time. got it.

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 13, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

gonna hike that mountain!

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 13, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Albertofstan time, on the other hand, is Central.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

12th of Ozzie

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

me too

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 12, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Lincecum doesn't ice his arm?(old news)

no wonder why his FB velocity keeps dropping.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Oct 12, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

in bed

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 12, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

not again

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 13, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

VEP's is the only one that even makes sense

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twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 13, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

For me, anyways

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 13, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

2nd miner

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

he's got goodies

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude, tell us the joke

I can’t even hear the Spanish

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's like the miner Boog

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 13, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he'd named each of those rocks.

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 13, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

no doubt

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 13, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

the mine has a sadz now that boog is rescued

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 13, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure the waino miner will pick up the slack

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 13, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

It got awkward when the Colby miner asked to be rescued at day 30

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 13, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

CARP MINER HAD TO SHUT HIM DOWN

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 13, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

CARP MINER DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NO RESCUE POD!

He’ll climb the rope himself!

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 13, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently he narrated the videos—

hey

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can someone explain to me what "Honking like a rightsholder" means?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 13, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

it's some journo in-joke.

basically being a homer. think Green Bay.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's Mike Rowe!

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Have you seen his TED talk?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 13, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm incredibly effin behind on all my online viewing

:/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

If it makes you feel better, I'm getting INCREDIBLY distracted studying

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 13, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did see that.

Pretty cool. A lot better than the aquatic ape crackpot.

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Oct 13, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must have missed that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 9:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee is good at pitching in baseball games.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 13, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

cool as the other side of the pillow. I would watch a Western or a gangster movie

or an anime about Halladay, Lee, and Carpenter.

we could throw in the younger trio… Lincecum, Wainwright, Greinke. With guest appearances by Johan Santana, King Felix, and Pedro, the old eccentric in his mother’s garden.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Lincecum would be more of a lovable villain who is always trying to foil the good guys but never succeeds


“Greinke! You and your friends have been brewing polyjuice potion, and believe me I’m going to find out why!”

OK, this was just an excuse to have more fun with the Lincecum/Snape thing, but I’m bored!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 13, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Timmeh would be a credible White Ranger.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

though usually it's the Greinke types, but that seems too pat

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, some quick Google searching reveals

Jason David Frank, the original American Green/White ranger, is now a mixed martial arts fighter. Apparently he won his pro debut recently.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 13, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

long ago, the talk was that he was a douche on set

sorry if that crushed your dreams

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Psh, I don't care

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 13, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 13, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Rangers switched to ginger ale, by the way.

maybe it’ll catch on. I bet clubhouse attendants everywhere are glad it’s not milk.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 10:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, here is the big injury-surgery story, I'm guessing.

Westy’s big surgery

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 11:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Very anti-climactic.

I’m ok with that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 13, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Once again,

we got Straussed.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

only if you forgot your unicorn

will that lower his price, given that it’s probably going to lead to amputation?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Abbott, anyone?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't get straussed

I completely ignored it because I knew it wasn’t anything of consequence.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Oct 13, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess I forgot to hang the "joke" sign on it.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

love it

“tear in shoulder” nice diagnosis. Would be nice to know WHAT is torn in his shoulder.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 13, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

labrum

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 13, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

labia

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 13, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yes he did!

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 13, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

he really did

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 13, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you

may make him more apt to sign with an american league team so he doesn’t have to swing a bat.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 13, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot to watch this morning

we’re to 17 miners

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Fixing the door again.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 13, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice boom mike work, Guys in the Camion

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

CNN is going to replay boog miner

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sugar Shane appears to be off the roster

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 12:53 PM EDT reply actions  

you're right. should have happened long ago.

i don’t see a press release. just a transaction.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Oct 13, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently, Carlos Martinez/Matias is actually 19.

DG on Matias/Martinez

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

The article makes it seem like he turned 19 naturally

as in he is 19 now because he had a birthday, not because he was lying before.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 13, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

as opposed

to the UNNATURAL BIRTHDAY
dun dun dunnn

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a DEATH-DAY

Which is probably the name of a metal band and/or album.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 13, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

like this?

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 13, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

I can’t believe I forgot about that…

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 13, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't this whole thing start with him being 16 or 17 last spring?

It’s not like he’s 22 trying to pass for 19. I just found it funny that he aged about 3 years in 6 months. Not that it matters either way. The kid has a high 90’s FS with and 80mph curve, that’s about all I need to know as long as he’s not as old as Satchel Page.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not funny if you're Amaury Marti Cazana

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I'm not.

Not really sure I’d want the fate of the world resting in my hands.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, I hadn't heard that

I only knew he was at one point supposed to be 18.
Maybe he’s just a fast, uh… grower? Some players develop quickly, he just develops quickly chronologically! We better get him to the majors soon before he starts to go grey and break his hip.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohgod.

that’s credible.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to come visit your world someday.

That place just has to be a riot.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, it's pretty boring.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Compared to what?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brendan Ryan.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That really narrows the field.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

coming up....

SAN JOSE MINE, Chile – Chilean miner 21, Yonni Barrios, has some explaining to do this afternoon after inviting his wife and mistress to his rescue after 69 days underground.

Barrios should emerge from the Phoenix rescue capsule between 2 p.m. and 3 p.m. ET, but the real drama will begin when he is greeted at the site.

Barrios, 50, is a trained paramedic and has been nicknamed "Dr. House" by his fellow miners as he was their medical caregiver during the ordeal.

/fake-blockquote

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

That's awesome.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 13, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, do you have a link?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 13, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

gah, I closed it.

it’s off marecek’s twitter, I think. link to fox philly. so probably a wire story.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Here

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 13, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was hoping for a slap

right out of the capsule

I wonder if Chile TV will even air it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn't sound like the wife will be there.

Can’t really blame her.

  1. 20 is just about out….time for the drama to start.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 13, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there a wednesday post

or are we waiting for it to come out of capsule?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

redbaron day

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 13, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

will it come up in a capsule

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

waiting for the toaster top pop.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 13, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently House is popular in Chile.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

the missus is like stay right there! hold still! I gotta get this shot of you

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you. thankyouverymuch.'

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

they replayed the boog miner

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

here he comes

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

And there's the adultress.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 13, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

where's springer

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that's the Don Juan of the mining community?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

she was fixin' her hair.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You gotta luv CNN.

They go from rescuing trapped miners to legalizing pot. beautiful.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

groundskeepers:

OCD!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

who wants to gif this with a "Get off my lawn"?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well you never know when they may want to play a pick-up game.

Just for the helluvit.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

but that creates divots

and divots are evil

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Job security, man, job security.

You ever wonder what the ground crew does in the winter? I mean, do they go to Cabo? Do they play checkers by the fire? Do they get the lawnmowers out and run back forth over the field to keep in practice?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

this?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 13, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is always funny as hell.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm bored.

What’s good on hulu?

Also, what’s good on the internet?

"What exactly is that thing? A pessimism meter?" - Bruce McCurdy

by hazel on Oct 13, 2010 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm rewatching dexter

hulu has sucked lately

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 13, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always sunny?

or the Sabermetric Simpsons is suppopsed to be on there now.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 13, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's something cool

These folks in Buffalo might have an original Michelangelo painting in their house.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 13, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I took a trip to Europe a few years ago

went to Rome, saw St Peter’s Pieta. It was one of the most beautiful things I have seen in my life.

If that is a real michelangelo painting, that would be awesome

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 13, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be pretty damn amazing.

There are only a handful of paintings by him anyway, especially ones that are not on ceilings or walls, since he was primarily a sculptor. For one to be just sitting in someone’s house is ridiculous. It’s like that movie “The Freshman” with Marlon Brando and Matthew Broderick, only nobody had to steal anything.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 13, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

episode 3?

i’ve only watched the first two of the new season so i will probably be watching that tonight…

by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 13, 2010 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe so

Much better than the first two imo. This one (the episode with the earthquake) was outstanding, much like most of last season.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 13, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

WATCH TERRIERS

do it, for Christ’s sake. It’s right there on Hulu and it is actually honest to god amazing and it’s going to get cancelled if people do not watch it. It’s only a few episodes into the first season, easy to catch up.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 13, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure that FX tracks that data too.

I mean, FX gets ad money for Hulu views.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 13, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

is chuck any good?

im interested in watching it because… well… really cause that girl chuck works with is so hot…

and who doesn’t want to watch a good show that just so happens to have a really hot girl on it?.

by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 13, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i tried a few episodes.

thought it was dumb

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 13, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's ok

I’m kind of hooked, because of the blonde. and it’s pretty lighthearted, the other shows I watch are not. give it a try though, I began in the second season and am going back to watch the first now.

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 13, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

hi guys, i've been off the grid for awhile...what did i miss?

brian augestein???

You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. No, we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball. --Albert Einstein

by IHeartBoog on Oct 13, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Intriguiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
mlbtraderumors (MLB Trade Rumors)
Cardinals Claim Bryan Augenstein http://bit.ly/aksCaP #mlb
6 minutes ago from twitterfeed

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 13, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

we have secretly switched your Bryan A. for another Bryan A.!

/no not really

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now if only we can draft Tyler Greene

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 13, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

we do love picking up arizona players
  • Barden
  • Maclane
  • Augenstein
  • not sure if anymore.

I am the Batman .
@CodeeG

by CodyG on Oct 13, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparenly

they’re might also among the list of 29 possible teams that might be interested in a possible trade for Colby Rasmus

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 13, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess we could've drafted Jenny Finch

and taught her to throw a knuckleball.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eri Yoshida already knows that

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

But we don't have her, do we?

Who could we trade to get her? PJ+MacLaine?

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

can we just ask So Taguchi to help us

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, if that's all it takes.

I just figured if we had to give anything up, it might as well be nothing we’d miss.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 13, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

we really need to start reading between the lines better

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 13, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

badumching

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he is talking about Ankiel

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 13, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Z

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 13, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

15-20 homers in relief would be downright impressive!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 13, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

MacDougal?

sometimes I think the Cardinals really miss Todd Wellemeyer.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

he didn't pitch that much, but was truly horrible, and wasted a roster spot

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 13, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

thankfully he didn't take away food from the rest of the team

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he ever ate anything, just imagine the type of pitcher he could be

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 13, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never understood how he could suck so much

He had a live enough fast ball.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 13, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just couldn't throw it anywhere near home plate.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 13, 2010 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Suppan is not going to be back

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 13, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh I see. DUNC MUST COLLECT THEM ALL

“Sinkerball Specialist”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

where's RB?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 13, 2010 5:41 PM EDT reply actions  

He's actually already posted,

you just need the Platinum membership to see it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 13, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

and an escape capsule

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit! will a race car bed work?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 13, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hookin y'all up with an overflow.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I had to break somebody's face

took some time to wash my hands

http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2010/10/13/1749947/playoffs-off-day-8-links-overflow

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 13, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

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