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Every time I see Ron Washington on the TV looking thoughtful and pensive, I assume he's recalling how much he loved blow. Dave Chappelle approves this message.

I've said previously that I don't think there's an obvious route to upgrading the 2011 Cardinals team.  You can't spend much on a right fielder or a pitcher, which would be the obvious positions to make a splash, given the payroll commitments as they stand. The middle infield positions are difficult to upgrade given the players expected to be available and those two spots certainly seemed like the problem positions this year. How bad was the performance of Skip Schumaker and Brendan Ryan and how much of that was luck?

Star-divide

Starting with Schumaker, let's take a quick look at offensive performance. In 2010, StatCorner has him down for a .311 wOBA with league average being at .324 wOBA. That's a -7 runs over 600 PAs. Schumaker was rather unlucky on his batted balls and when you regress for his distribution, his wOBA would have been a .336. That's a 13 run swing over 600 PAs. So, in a luck neutral environment, Schumaker would have been worth about half a win with the bat. He's still an atrocious defender with two full seasons of defensive data in the infield pointing rather starkly toward Schumaker being a -10 with the glove. All told, that would be about +5 runs (half a win) in 2010. If you correct for luck, he was closer to a 2 WAR player.

Schumaker will turn 31 next year and has had park/luck adjusted wOBAs of .359/.333/.336 for the last three years. If he was a 2 WAR player after correction last year, a reasonable back of the envelope adjustment would be something around 1.5 WAR. So if you look at alternatives at second base this offseason, remember that you really need to work from a base level of 1.5 WAR as that is what the team has in house.

Brendan Ryan has an even starker set of numbers. He hit for a .261 wOBA, which is undeniably terrible, but, based on his batted ball profile, he should have hit nearer to .290, which is slightly less terrible.  That translates to -31 and -17 runs respectively over 600 PAs. Obviously those are atrocious numbers but it's astounding the level of bad luck that Brendan Ryan had in 2010. Both UZR and the +/- system like Ryan (+/- might look to have his children in the future rating Ryan as a +20 or better fielder for two years running) and a +10 projection for defense is a safe assessment. So in 2010, Ryan was worth around 1 WAR unadjusted and around 2.5 WAR adjusted for luck/park.

Brendan Ryan turns 29 in March (is it just me or do are the "young" players not nearly as young as they are in your head) and should be right around average for next year at 2 WAR. His adjusted wOBA for the last three years is .290/.318/.290 leaving us with something around .295 for a simple projection.

So that's your baselines for improving either 2B or SS in terms of WAR. Those seem to be the two positions that earned the most ire from the fans in the past year and, to some extent, rightfully so. The question is whether there are players available who are both demonstrably better and worth the additional cost that is likely to come with them.

* * *

I was watching the Rays-Rangers game yesterday and I'm struck by the fact of how much fun it seems like those two teams are to watch. Admittedly, we had a crappy season so this is a certain degree of grass is greener. I've never had a problem with the Yankees but I'll be rooting for the winning of the Rays-Rangers series to trounce the Bronx Bombers and move ahead.

Meanwhile the NLDS have been fun to watch. Roy Halladay had an amazing start that will now be chronicled forever in baseball history. Orlando Cabrera contracted a case of, what Brandon Phillips described as Cardinal Syndrome, after that first game. I felt sorry for Jay Bruce (but not that sorry) as he lost an easy flyball in the lights. If you need an example of why the Matt Holliday 2009 postseason experience is just one of those tragic moments that happens from time to time, Jay Bruce 2010 is an example of that. The Reds actually fell apart further as Phillies were hit in the batter's box and errors were made in the field. I've got little sympathy for the Reds and the Phillies combination of dynamic offense and stellar starting pitching make them a fun team to watch. For my money, they're the team to beat in the NL.

As someone who never overcame Rick Ankiel walking away from pitching, regardless of the validity of the reason, I've no emotional attachment to him as a player. If anything, I dislike him. I know I'm in the minority there, so for the rest of you, there's Will Leitch.  I'd love to see the Braves win the series for Bobby Cox but that looks like a team with too many holes. The Giants bore me to tears. What an endlessly dull team.

* * *

I'm a week late to this but based on the modest box office haul last weekend ($24M) there's more of you I need to send to the theaters. The Social Network was a movie that 6 months ago, I had no desire to see. My generation's most mindnumbing creation writ large seemed destined to be both a lifeless movie going experience and a crotchety, old person's finger wagging.

About two weeks prior to the release, the buzz began to build. Strangely enough, the names that came up weren't actors. The film wasn't touted for the performance of Jesse Eisenberg (who rates a solid 7 on the Michael Cera type-cast scale) or Justin Timberlake (who is quite good) or Andrew Garfield (who should make a very whiny and scrawny Spiderman in the near future) but rather the buzz focused on the director (Finch) and writer (Sorkin). That's not entirely unheard of (see Cameron, James) but it's rather uncommon.

Against what I thought was my better judgment, I decided to see the movie. It was spectacular. The script was one of the best I've heard in years. I'm inclined to believe you could actually read the script as if it were a novel and be entertained. The dialogue was rapid, tight and concise. It was witty and helped with the pacing of the movie. Despite being two hours (aka my attention span limit), I did not once find myself checking my watch.

Personally, I'm someone who is obsessed with endings of movies. That so often will make or break a film for me. V for Vendetta is forever spoiled by the crappy ending soliloquy of Natalie Portman. Stranger than Fiction needed Will Ferrell to be hit by a second bus to kill him. Unlike those movies, The Social Network had the always stunning Rashida Jones deliver a clever, incisive ending in conversation with Jesse Eisenberg.  It was the entire movie's best attributes compressed into one poignant scene.

I highly recommend The Social Network for your viewing pleasure.

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saw the social connection last night

check this out – http://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-movie-zuckerberg-ims (spoiler sort of – only read if you’ve seen the movie – apparantly eduardo wasn’t such a good friend as the movie shows)

anyway, i loved the movie…andrew garfield stood out… can’t say i’ve ever seen a movie where you can honestly say people were talking constantly throughout the whole 2 hours and you were never bored and completely invested in the characters… fast-paced but with no action and all talking yet completely riveting

i doubt zuckenberg is as awesome as jesse eisenberg played him in the movie (“As for the charges, I believe I deserve some recognition from this board” – “I’m sorry?” – “Yes” – “I don’t understand” – “Which part?” – its a shame zuckenberg said he wasn’t going to watch this movie, then again he’s not painted very.. uhh.. nicely)

by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 10, 2010 3:22 AM EDT reply actions  

in bed

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

good one

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

by spfldbird on Oct 10, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree on some note

i sympathize with him because he doesn’t understand how human feelings work or h

by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 10, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Social Connection

Weird – because I, too, saw the movie last night. Brilliant film making – the cuts between flashbacks and the two depositions was seamlessly orchestrated. I had heard from many places that Zuckerberg comes across as a jerk. To me, he didn’t. In the movie (and I’ve read elsewhere that in real life he’s less nerdy, more likable) he creates more sympathy than dislike. My biggest problem was that I couldn’t remember if this was the actor from Zombieland or the one from Juno. I always get those two mixed up. In any case, if you are ok with movies without aliens, car chases, or gun battles, this is as good as a film can be.

Honi soit qui mal y pense.

by p_lampe on Oct 10, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was pleasantly surprised by The Social Connection

I thought it was pretty well-written and reasonably well-acted. It wasn’t what I was expecting. The depictions of Sean Parker, and the circa-70’s Frat Boy-movie view of Harvard was laughable. But overall I enjoyed it.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ronny isn't the only one who's fought the snow man

even the ones closest to us can fall down. we must do what we can to help pick them back up. i’ll help you kick the snow mans ass bear, i swear to you i will!

doesn’t the question the team has to answer is, who are the real Skippy & Boog? are they the Skippy & Boog of 2009 or 2010? if the team thinks it’s the 09 versions i doubt any one else will be brought in to fill those positions. but if you listen to Mo’s comments the last weeks of the season it’s pretty clear he doesn’t think the 2009 Skippy is the real one, while he believes Boog’s D is so superior, it helps cover any holes his O opens up. so at least going by what Mo says we should focus on finding a new keystoner & not look for a replacement for Boog.

and you’re dead on, i could have sworn Boog was 23. HFS® i can’t believe he’s almost 30.

you clearly are a robot with no heart & soul AZ if watching Dick win the game for the Braves did nothing but make you dislike him more.

the Rangers have been a fun team to watch for a couple years now. i hope they win the series later today & give the Yanks a run for their money.

i still feel nothing but contempt for the reds & phills. still pulling for that meteor or black hole, which ever comes first.

i have no interest in seeing a movie about facebook either. especially since 99% of it is fake. isn’t it? i thought i read that somewhere the story only follows a basic blueprint of the actual truth with most of the story completely false. either way, i don’t get why you’d want to communicate with people you don’t like in the real world. i get the twitter but the facebook/myspace thing i just don’t get. i know i’m the only one on the planet without a facebook & i’m not taking shots at the rest of you all, i just don’t get it. and therefore i have no desire to watch a movie based on it’s creation. besides, my never ending hate for anything that justin timberfake has his hands on prevents me from seeing it.

you are right though, a bad ending can kill a good movie. for the better part of 20 years Hollywood has been terrible at making a good ending. with this & Inception being so popular maybe that trend is starting to reverse course. and if so, it’s about damn time.

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 3:37 AM EDT reply actions  

i hate justin timberlake's music and most of what it stands for.

But ever since he hit SNL (in the briefly good tina fey phase) I’ve had a soft spot for him as a person.

The writers clearly felt basically the same way about him or at least his music and wrote a bunch of sketches wherein he’d be humiliated in one way or another.

He responded by being a surprisingly good sport and showing some basic comic instincts. So I’m not hugely surprised to hear he does well in the social network.

"We were men - flesh and blood - and we played baseball in the sunshine. We hit doubles off the wall, slid hard into second base. We had fights, and we made love. We sang songs and prayed on Sundays. . . . We felt pain. And we felt joy. There was a lot wrong with the world. But we weren't sad, man. We had the times of our lives." Buck O'Neil, from "The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America."

by tom s. on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, I am strangely kind of a Justin Timberlake fan now

I don’t seek out things he is in or anything, but I have to admit to myself that he’s very talented, and can be very funny. Much as I am “meh” on Jimmy Fallon, I really liked the recent “history of rap” sketch performance thingie they did. A lot of that was just from how well they both impersonated the voices, but it was fun. (Fallon’s Neil Young impersonation is also uncanny, apparently that guy has some mostly hidden talent as well)

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 7:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see Black Snake Moan?

He had a fairly small role in it but he didn’t do too bad a job. The whole movie was a little strange, but he did okay as a hillbilly with a stress disorder(that’s the best I can do in the description, not sure what to call it)

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 10, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

you guys like Justin Timberlake ;0)

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate jimmy fallon for that shit he pulled in 04

plus he’s not even close to being funny & always laughs at his stupid ass jokes. fuck that assclown

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm actually a big fan of Justin Timberlake's music

I think it’s a lot smarter than he gets credit for and he gets dinged for just being in the top 40s genre (and it is a genre) when he really is constructing some very intricate pop. Plus, he managed to sneak a 7 minute song onto the pop charts, an accomplisment unto itself.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
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by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 1:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I'm a fan

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by spfldbird on Oct 10, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

greatest photo ever

never seen that one before

Also, i wont plan on seeing the social network either…agreeing with you…plus i think it was based on Ben Mezrich’s novel “how i accidentally became a billionaire” or something titled similar

after “bringing down the house” mezrich has been trying to cash in on that one brilliant book (turned in to the movie “21” if u remember) and he focuses on rogue entrepreneur’s and creative stories involving money…but i think he’s shit

by guillermozeliak on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

can anyone stir up the average age of rookies around the major leagues before call-ups?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 9:26 AM EDT reply actions  

for position players - 23 yrs 10 months

but this is a guess using B-R query of a players first season being 2010 and the player had at least 50 plate appearances. There may be a player or two who was called up in the group, but the results are sorted by age and there are 50 players – LINK.

by ubeddie on Oct 10, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The dialogue was rapid, tight and concise."

Hi Aaron Sorkin.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 9:30 AM EDT reply actions  

exactly what i said when i read that

I still have yet to see it, but since I’m a HUGE sorkin fan(west wing just wasn’t the same without his writing) I feel I will totally enjoy the movie. Also, as a product of this generation, I am totally psyched(and embarrassed to say this) for Jackass 3d. Old jackass episodes still make me laugh like crazy. Maybe I should grow up?

Also, damn you azru, now I want to play fear factor with tyrone biggins.

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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by tgreenfield on Oct 10, 2010 11:24 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

"my feet are strong joe rogan."

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I instinctively read that in Tyrone's voice

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 1:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

nothing wrong with being excited for jackass

I could watch this clip all day and I would probably laugh every time

by mattyp on Oct 10, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awaiting the Coen Bros . version of True Grit. Once again they've followed the book

not the old J. Wayne movie . Should be a winner and opens on Christmas . As for the Redbirds what to do about 3rd base ? Isn’t that the biggest concern ?

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 10, 2010 10:30 AM EDT reply actions  

not holding my breath for Freeze's return with new ankles BTW

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 10, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, don't blow on them

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I still can't believe he had surgery on BOTH ankles.

That seems like it should have been a much bigger story than it was. Also, David Freese, in his sophomore season, will be 28 years old.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Oct 10, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still reeling from the number of surgeries on Joey Bones

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

With nothing but two nubs for feet.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

peglegs

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you seen the trailer for it?

If not, here’s a link.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 10, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a huge fan of both the Coen Bros and Matt Damon

But it’s a little disingenuous to call Damon an Academy Award Winner when he’s being billed as an actor and not a writer.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 10, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAATT DAAAMOONNNN

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sounds awesome

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

skippy seems a target for replacement ok, but

i don’t see anyone taking him in a trade, so jmo owes him 2.7M
my guess is he plays for us somewhere

i suspect most likely is he moves to the spiezio utility role, if jmo wrangles a new 2nd baseman and maybe if he doesn’t

if not, platooning at 2nd with tg or descalso seems most likely
tg seems a good candidate for infield utility next year
no room for him at short or 3rd in memphis

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 10, 2010 11:20 AM EDT reply actions  

how much better would skip be doing if we'd left him in the outfield?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn't it be worse? because of the offense and stuff?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The slowness would be exacerbated. I would think.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 10, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he's out there for his impressive guns. i mean, arms.

i sort of understand the whole “offense by position” thing, and it would probably be a huge loss in the outfield.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip's defensive regression at 2B was disappointing.

I still like Skip as a utility-type guy. Throw him in the outfield occasionally, run him out at 2B e’ry-so-often. He still has a decent-enough OF arm, i think… Skippy getting 250-300 AB wouldn’t bother me.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

I’m cool with him being the 25th hotmaker.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

If WAR included "sex appeal" do you think Skip would push Albert levels?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

VEB is

still working on these metrics

I take no responsibility for any mishaps resulting from this photo.

Albert is far more ridiculous than that.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think this is a case for the VEB ladies.

Pretty sure I’m not going to weigh in on this metric.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 10, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just showed my gf the Good-Looking All Stars

she thinks it is sinful that Skip isn’t on there.

“Well, Ian Kinsler is pretty damn sexy. But Skip NEEDS to be on this list. Maybe lik the DH, Designated HOTter. Or SH, SEXYnated hitter. I don’t know, but he needs to be on there”

sigh…she’s probably right.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ladies worked hard on it

they were kind of busy, though. it was a pretty impressive rating system.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to REC it

I remember seeing this earlier this year. It was actually one of the first VEB posts that I read.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a pretty fantastic fanpost

I think Lou Gehrig is a shoe-in for the veteran’s committee Historical Hall of Dreaminess. Look at the man, he was gorgeous.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Young Alec Baldwin!

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.

by BVHeck on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know!!!

They really, really missed an opportunity to make that movie. He is way too old now.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way too fat.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

They could do an alternate history Lou Gherig movie

where Lou Gherig and the Harlem Globetrotters team up to cure ALS and assassinate Hitler, then Gherig becomes the head of GE and hilarity ensues.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 11, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, skip is fairly good looking

but i never got the albert hotness
or does his ridiculousness make him hot or what? i don’t get it

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't it just a subjective thing?

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think you missed the point

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 10, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're saying is Skip so hot, his hotness-adjusted metrics are better than Albert

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

in bed?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 10, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

still looks like his head was photoshopped

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by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

skippy needs the chris duncan treatment.

as long as he and tony are on the same team, his little league D will be at 2B. waiting for tony to admit a mistake could take decades.
there has to be a reliever salary out there he matches up to, with his limited (platooned) leadoff skills. pull the plug Mo!

tyler is now out of options. if he makes it through the winter, he’s a 25man guy.

by ball in play on Oct 10, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

what gets me is that Skip did decently on defense in the first year

and just fell apart in the second.
there might be a Brendan Ryan effect. except opposite.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure Greene has one more option.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, put on 40-man after 2008 season

optioned in ’09 and ’10.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 10, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Tyler Greene is a candidate for a breakout season

I am still among his biggest fans.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 1:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

and unexpected collisions with pandas

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rec'd for the proving brendan and skippy could be worthwhile next year

proves my sign pitching thesis, thanks!

but then you lost me with the Ankiel hate, and the Giants aren’t that bad. agree that the Braves have a lot of holes as a team, but maybe the whole of the team can be pieced together just for the playoffs, it really is a crapshoot sometimes (2006, you were a very odd beast)

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 12:54 PM EDT reply actions  

uh

no. Brendan was above average THIS season, and will most likely improve next season. Skip, see below

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

as I understand it neither was above above average

B-ref WAR has Brendan Ryan at .9 WAR for the year and Skip at .4. That means they were above replacement level—0.0—but below MLB average, which hovers around 2. Even Azru’s prediction of 1.5 WAR for Skip, and I’m not nearly as sanguine on Skip as Azru, puts him at 1.5, still below average. Boog I can live with, he’ll be about average, but it would be nice to get some more value out of 2b.

by mattyp on Oct 10, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still more worried about Skip at second though, I think Brendan is that ridiculous at defense that I'm not all that worried about his offense

but this means, we need some nice production from second base if we are not getting it at shortstop. very very few teams have good hitters at both short and keystone.

I’d prefer someone that can hit AT LEAST as good as skip, but play defense much better. I suppose there’s an outside chance that Schu could up his offensive stats while playing closer to average defense…. that would be a bit of a coup though.

the only obvious upgrade that pops into my mind among the free agents is O-Dog. but his offense has been slipping quite a bit in recent years. he was at .320 wOBA with a .338 OBP. that just doesn’t impress me at all. and considering he will be barely above average at defense imo next year, he’s not very much better than Skip.

not an easy year to make upgrades

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only we'd played Tyler Greene at 2nd base

enough to know what we had with him.

Not that I"m bitter or anything.

by sdrone on Oct 10, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my god, Tony La Russa really does try to turn every player into Aaron Miles

…sorry. epiphany. move along.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

he really is the perfect player in Tony's mind--the heart of Rick Ankiel, the toughness of David Eckstein,

the can-do attitude of Skip Schumaker, and the pure grittiness of, well, Aaron Miles. I’m not missing any necessary qualitites in there, am I?

oh, yeah….talent :(

by mattyp on Oct 10, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he's doing it to the talented players too

that’s the scary part

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do people think that Colby could lead off?

I know there are some around VEB that like this idea.

He has a nice OBP, would provide a threat immediately, showed that he can work a count, he doesn’t seem like the type of dude who’s going to get a ton of RBI, anyways. I know he striked out alot this year (148), but i’m guessing he will continue progressing as a hitter.

I doubt this happens, but the more i think about it, the more compelling the idea becomes.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 1:14 PM EDT reply actions  

He could lead off, but it's a waste of his power.

Sort of like Soriano leading off for Cubs. Colby should be batting with men on base.

by spants on Oct 10, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

soriano leading off was "bad"

because he doesn’t get on base (career OBP of .326). While the “waste of power” is true- power is more valuable in almost every other lineup spot-, it’s not nearly as big of a factor as OBP when it comes to overall runs scored (OBP is MOST valuable in the leadoff spot). It also gives the power hitter more PA’s (about 20 for each spot that you move forward in the lineup), which helps make up for fewer PAs with men on base.

Anyway, STL had a .306 OBP out of the lead-off position this year. in 761 PAs. That is, STL was 20 points worse than soriano, and we (TLR) did it by choice- AND we didn’t get any extra leadoff HRs out of it. Instead, we got a lot of “wasted” PAs for skip and brendan ryan and aaron miles…

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 10, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that it looks likely Tony is coming back

can we please refrain from posting stuff like this? Mods, maybe delete? It only serves to aggravate, since it will assuredly happen again and there’s nothing we can do about it. Ignorance is bliss, as they say.

by mattyp on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

why?

I for one didn’t come to VEB for ignorance.

We can discuss things without getting all up in each other’s grill.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

well there are some people who are dead serious about that….
and they post here…

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

.306 OBP from lead-off position. Miserable.

outside of Pujollidasmus (and maybe Yadi, and Healthy Mr. Freese), our team’s offense was a black hole of suck.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

yadi was pretty bad offensively

but I think you could make a case for pujollidasmuswick. Although it appears Luddy was moved at the right time.

Anyway, I’ve heard a rule of thumb is “15 points of leadoff OBP is a win”. Not sure where that came from, but it’s stuck in my mind… seems like we have at least one “easy” upgrade path, even if it is just a Jay/Craig platoon leading off.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 10, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

but then where do you put Holliday?

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by SleepyCA on Oct 10, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

4th

he’ll have a much higher BA, making him more valuable with runners on base. Rasmus is gonna have a better ISO OBP.

by vivaelpujols on Oct 10, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right.

Still would rather not see the power wasted there. But if no one is on base in the first place, then what does it matter?

by spants on Oct 10, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

and floppy

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 10, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-3-4

should be Holliday-Pujols-Rasmus

by mattyp on Oct 10, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I WILL COUNT THOSE RUNS

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorely disappointed by his base-stealing skills

he’s so fast
and yet…

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS

I hope to GOB that he develops the skillz. 30-30 guys are always nice to have.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a function of our manager.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Oct 10, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is it?

Was Rasmus considered a threat in the minors? His MiLB totals appear to me to be consistent with his numbers this year.

Just wondering if maybe he’s just not good at getting a good jump. Which I didn’t know that TLR was responsible for teaching him.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, but it doesn't answer my question though.

He led the team in attempts, unless you also mean TLR doesn’t run anyone.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

except hit-and-runs

which fail way too often, it seems. Wish they collected h&r stats differently than cs.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 10, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 120 attempts seems like too many.

I was thinking about TLR’s Rickey years. (Ignoring Rickey was Rickey and Rickey just did what Rickey do.)

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would think just with his speed and maybe a little coaching he could steal tons of bases

I always assumed it was Tony not being that into stealing bases.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're fast and you're smooth but i'm just not that into it

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, my brief dalliance with Rams football

is over for the year (they’re still the 2008/2009 Rams + Sam Bradford), so full attention back to baseball. Enthrall me, VEB!

by mattyp on Oct 10, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Getting beat by the Detroit Lions

does tend to make someone forget about their team for a few days.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Oct 10, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Detroit has played about everyone (excet Favresota) close so far this year.

but getting blown out like that is terrible.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know.

But it’s still the perception due to their record.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Oct 10, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

But....Shaun Hill....really?

The hell did he come from? This guy lost his job to Alex Smith of all people last season.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he didn't have that great of a game

TD to Calvin on a fade (which i could have done), a 10 second protection throw to a wide open Pettigrew, and a 3 yard pass that the receiver took to the TD for 15+ yards…

and Bartell dropped a surefire INT… by the 3rd quarter, it was clear the Rams were done so anything then or after isn’t really reflective of the team’s talent level

by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 10, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohh, he's not an elite QB by any means.

But he is performing pretty well considering the circumstances.

But the Rams have some work to do, like getting Bradford more weapons.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Oct 10, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeh the WRs sans Clayton (who is out for the season now)

suck, the OL is above average yet inconsistent (which i guess makes them average)….

today bradford had no receivers to throw to with limited time cause the OL was off its game… it was BRUTAL…

by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 10, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ndamakung Suh is a beast.

That is all.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Oct 11, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

naw. they are better than those rams

Not a playoff team. but moving in the correct direction.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Oct 10, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every time I try to think what would really improve this team

Only including options that would be possible for us to do (i.e., we’re not going to add Longoria and Utley),

I run up against the manager.

Honestly, I think he will manage next year. I can’t imaging him going out like this. But I also don’t believe he will manage much differently from before.

But upgrading the positions we need to upgrade needs to include: 1) Play talented players; 2) Don’t play crappy players just because you like them.

Play ball!

by IL and StL Fan on Oct 10, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

no obligatory double switches would also be a request

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 10, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tampa Bay does not appear to want their season to end yet...

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

what's been happenin

i’ve been busy

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tampa up 5-1, bottom 6th

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

whodunnit

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I hear any more nonsense about how the Rays are

“two different teams” and how they “look different” after the 8th inning of the game, I might start hurting someone.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Oct 10, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, but...

“Clutch” narrative! Post-season heroics! Reinforcement of baseball cliches!!! This is what it’s all about!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's more like 5 game series have a huge amount of statistical noise

I don’t think it’s enough games to determine which team is really better

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick Recap: it's now 5-2

Top 2nd – run scored on Kinsler error
Top 4th – Pena RBI, Upton RBI
Top 5th – Longoria HR (1 on)
Bottom 6th – Cruz HR, Moreland RBI

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

finally got to a feed

Billy Wagner’s done. man.

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bengie has a "I can't see my toes" moment

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

the guns come with laser sights

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Longo, that is not what I think of when you say "jug run"

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

so he has motivational stuff written on his cap?

it’s not pine tar?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

eh he's only looking

see with your eyes, not with your hands!

Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.

by BVHeck on Oct 10, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

brooks conrad with an era

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 10, 2010 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

tim hudson has to have thrown 75

pitches this inning

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 10, 2010 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

You know what the best thing about the MLB postseason is? That it means baseball is almost over.

this is coming from a writer who is a reporter covering the Texas Rangers… and who is a sports editor of the Herald…

by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 10, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

did anyone buy that postseason.tv package for $10?

I wonder how the quad feed looks

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

is heyward ok?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

whoaaaaa heyward down.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

que pasa?

Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.

by BVHeck on Oct 10, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

ankiel possibly having flashbacks

I heard that.
he may just be shaken up… depending on what’s behind that wall.

I mean, Bobby went all the way out there.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

after a very long visit, he's staying in

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

good job Brooks Conrad.

“another errah”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Heyward must still be shaken up. that should've been his.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

PFP! nice one for Hudson

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

heyward is hurt?

i can’t tell, this is in spanish

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 10, 2010 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

he backwards body slammed the wall

didn’t get up for a bit
he’s still in there, supposedly only shook up, but I think his ears are ringing. he didn’t leg out the next play, Brooks Conrad bobbled it and a run scored. (head first. way to go, Fontenot…)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's the replay i saw

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 10, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

or at least... that's what was happening last time I checked.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is it in spanish?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP SHOWING THE 2000 CLIPS

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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

no 2000 clips on fox sports vivo

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 10, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, maybe a pass for the Babe Ruth comparison

but only a little pass.

only other player who started a playoff game as a pitcher and hit a game-winning home run in a playoff game as a position player.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah

i miss the babe ruth comps

first to K 200 batters in a season and then hit 20 HRs in a season, too

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 10, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

first (since ruth)*

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by prophetjohn on Oct 10, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ruth never k'd 200 people (topped out at 170).

Of course, neither did Ankiel (194).

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by Alxfritz on Oct 10, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

frickin base 10!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was Ted Turner

whoever he was sitting with looked a lot like Jane

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

he stole that move from Boog

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog's was better

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

totally

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
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by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck y'all, I'll do it myself

- Tim Hudson

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

hey people who make montages

do one on all the fans in the different stadiums. it’s all very colorful. it’s like anthropology, man.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

(in the truck)

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

chants of let's go heyward

oh well.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I firmly stand behind my claim that the Giants are boring.

This game has done nothing to change my mind. The Braves aren’t exactly lighting up my world right now either.

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Oct 10, 2010 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

In bed.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

The Braves/Giants series is depressing...

with Waino, Carp, Westy, and Jaime. Pujollidasmus and 6 automatic outs, I feel like the Cards could take either of these teams in a short series.

Too bad those pesky Pirates, Nationals, Cubs, Brewers and Mets have our number….

Sigh

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

against the phills and the yanks though, we'd have no shot

i think even the braves could kill us too
these are teams that add on to the lead and/or come from behind to win
we don’t do either of these things

i’d rather not go to the postseason than be swept in the nlds

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Phills would shred us.

Any of the AL teams would shred us.

I think the Braves would be a better series, but our big guns are much better than their big guns. And I think that would carry us through.

As I type this HINSKE HOMERS!!! I LOVE PLAYOFF BASEBALL!

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

why? we went 4-4 against the phillies this year

if the astros or the cubs had made the playoffs, we’d be screwed, but we went 25-15 against the NL teams that made the playoffs this year.. Small sample size, but none of the playoff teams had a winning record against us (actually, NO NL team over .500 had a winning record against us), and we had a .600 wpct against the AL (better than NYY) despite going 1-2 against the royals.

Saying we’d have been shredded is silly. We might have lost, but we very well could have won.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 10, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Troy Glaus is pinch-hitting for Rick Ankiel.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

and now it's Hinske.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT... IT WORKED!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

in bed!

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yourself is one word

and yes, I’ve created a meme monster

Silly humans, this world is for robots.

by azruavatar on Oct 10, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's drunk with power

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you

that was hanging there for a while

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had to hold back since the az comment

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No prob.

I was away from the thread. It’s a damn shame no one stepped up and got the job done.

by spants on Oct 10, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeeeeeah

ph hr braves

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Braves take the lead.....

also, I hate the chop.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

i love the chop

ever since 2006.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Oct 10, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Or, I don’t mind it so much at least.

"he and the umpire pitched a no-hitter. He gave him every pitch. Basically, we had no chance." -Orlando Cabrera, whinging eunuch.

by The Continental on Oct 10, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i prefer it to the white towels

also it reminds me of robin hood men in tights

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Santa!!!!

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Oct 10, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

not santa.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that wasn't Glaus?

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Oct 10, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hinske PH for him.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a switch for your switch for your switch

situation.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh. heh

I missed it. I went outside to get the coals light on the grill when it was announced that Ankiel was being PH’d for.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Oct 10, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are fixing to grill

so close to the beginning of the game where cueto gets his nose caved in by a line drive?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be done by then

Just salmon.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Oct 10, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's Rick Ankiel looking happier than I've ever seen him.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

me gusta

Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.

by BVHeck on Oct 10, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

can he play third?

or second?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ankiel can play every position.

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Oct 10, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

put some icing on his head and a bow

and present him to tlr when he signs his one-year extension

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I'm actually rooting for the Giants here.

I can’t root for the Braves…I just can’t. Also, the Chop? WTF? Is this still 1993?

by mattisnotfrench on Oct 10, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

i am rooting for (in this order)

1. NOT the Reds
2. NOT the Yankees
3. NOT the Phillies after they kick the eds out
4. drama

idgaf about any of these teams

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live on the West Coast and I'm not a Dodgers fan.

I actually like the Giants quite a bit. At least, I like their pitching. I can’t get into the Braves at all. Or any team in the NL East, for that matter.

by mattisnotfrench on Oct 10, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am indifferent to both, i am just rooting for drama

come from behind wins are dramatic
if the giants do something crazy now or next game, i’d be applauding them too

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

1. Good baseball.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 10, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course you never know...

but it looks like we’re heading for another Phils/Yanks World Series…at least, they have looked the best thus far.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm just gonna enjoy the early rounds

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure looks like it

i will never hear the end of it
and i’ll have to buy another phils/yanks ws hat
fml

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gross.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what you get for having friends

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i wouldn't know

I have no friends

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

get your own material mate

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's a bigger robot bobby cox or tlr?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, those pesky brave

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 10, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

idk guys

i like the chop and the chant.
beats the shit out of the wave.

Kyle Lohse has a No-Trade Clause.

by BVHeck on Oct 10, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

yes, the wave needs to die a very painful death

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

chop

is awesome

i fucking love the braves…what a shot!

by guillermozeliak on Oct 10, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

it’s good in some situations. it’s the emergence of it in close games that is really galling.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

moar drama come on

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

dramaz!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

DRAMAZ!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

HFS dramaaaaa

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Woot!

Giants! I’m still rooting for a Rays – Giants WS.

by mattisnotfrench on Oct 10, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i really wish the rays would advance

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh oh McCann down

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

'cause of McCann

they were loud when they were trailing

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum's on the good stuff.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

damn Timmeh jumping like a weightlifter

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

in bed?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's East German?

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

in bed

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brooks Conrad needs a burlap sack

third error of the game

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

ump was in the way

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

but he’s still gonna need a burlap sack

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

check out his self-flagellation

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

three errahs

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap!

Skip would’ve?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, but it would've gotten stuck in his glove

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

woo!

go gaints!

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 10, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

good news, everyone!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

don't tell us or anything..

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

...Kyle Farnsworth.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

since it's sunday i doubt anyone would need this but just in case

browser based live stream of the phills/douchenozzles game: click

ST streams: click

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

this game's pretty boring.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

brian wilson and the epic hair-beard situation

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

the bear

woof

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

what is going on there

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish they all could be Cardinals beards

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't that be nice?

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

has the strike zone been so random all night?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

it's seems like it has been a been erratic

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone can play second!

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

braves, you got 2 minutes to either walk off or sit the fuck down

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip would've?

No, probably not.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

SF wins

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh.

If I was a braves fan, I’d chalk that one up to overmanaging.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 10, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

umpiring

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Brooks Conrad.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright tbs

switch over let’s go

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

dinner time

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

(cough)phils game(cough)

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok I'm back

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

do we really have to look at his face?

I may switch to radio.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

i am buying a table dance to every philly player

that returns a line drive at cueto
i’d watch his ugly face just for the mere possibility it will get smashed it

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

harsh
/agreed
//waiting for that on every pitch

by Lambtron on Oct 10, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep in mind

those may be Phillies phans in the seats.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

they must have given away free tickets

notice there are no white towels though?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it a well known fact that all Phillies fans hate Scott Rolen?

I just found this out. Does anyone know why they all hate him so much? It’s not his fault Ed Wade’s an idiot.

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Oct 10, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

they do?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew that for years

you guys didn’t know that?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He never left Philly on the best of terms

Larry Bowa played the role of TLR.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard that too

I thought I heard that they feel like he forced a trade, and quit on them. I don’t know when/where/how I heard that. Either way, Phillies fans may not know why they hate him.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember it being this way too.

He wanted management to pony up and build a winner (I think?) and was vocal about it.

The team/press lit him up for that.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

IIRC...

He also announced, mid-season, that he would not re-sign with the Phillies when he entered free agency at the end of the year.

by bailorg on Oct 10, 2010 8:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

all this sounds like they have a legit reason to hate him

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

he refused a long-term deal with them

at higher $$$ than STL eventually signed him for, because he said the ownership wasn’t trying to win, and then ripped the fans after he was traded.

he didn’t “force a trade”, but it made sense to trade him, and in retrospect, the phils got a decent haul (polanco was worth 10+ WAR over his time with PHI, and was paid ~$20M less than Rolen over that period).

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 10, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought the braves were facing elimination

until the bottom of the ninth then i realized ankiel had split the series

by guillermozeliak on Oct 10, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

And that’s more proof that the GABP is a t-ball field.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

points to the TBS broadcasters

for calling GAPB a “bandbox”

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 on for the Rated R Superstar

come on 2010 Royal Rumble winner!

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

werth wtf are you swinging at

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

ahahahaha wow

did you see him punch his glove first

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Lopes ducked.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaaaahahahahaaa

orlando cabrera, whose fault was that??

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

absolutely he did

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

is the Simpsons on right now?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

that was the best episode in years!

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

with the exception of scotty

this must be the ugliest lineup in recent postseason history

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

aaand siddown 27th out

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flyin' Hawaiian!

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

colbyesque

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

de-nied

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

gomes shouldve never been that deep as a LF

thats terrible defensive alignment..a righty like howard will flair a ball to left..that cost them.. i think he catches that normally

by guillermozeliak on Oct 10, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

balls 2 and 3 were strikes ATG

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

hamels is not getting the low and high strike calls

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Andy is a masseuse

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't want to know about private massage treatments

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

The MLB playoffs...on TMZ!

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

poor scotty.

6 of 9 PA’s this series have been k’s. And that last pitch was gorgeous.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 10, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

i love scotty, but he needs to k in all of his next ab's

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

carlos ruiz, good effort

i’m buying you a lap dance

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

hey phillies, brooms are neat

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

don't say stuff like that yet

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

what if i said please?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

"I'm not aware of what I'm doing. It's only after a get acquainted period that I see what I've been about. I've no fears about making changes for the painting has a life of its own." -Jackson Pollock

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 10, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

AZ's post

Here is the group of postion players that are refered to as “young” guys

2011 Age
Brendan Ryan 29 years old
Joe Mather 29 years old
Allan Craig 27 years old
Tyler Green 28 years old

Can the cards please get another “True” young player in the sytem with good upside besides Colby!

by ICbirdfan on Oct 10, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

young players have no grit

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know! ha ha

It’s just funny I swear the Cards must have oldest group of “young” guys ever…

It funny how many people on the board think these guys are young….

That is why the front office can’t trade Colby, he is actually young and good….

by ICbirdfan on Oct 10, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's only a month older than Colby

Also, I don’t get how Craig is 27, B-Ref says he’s 26. Jay is 25, that’s not too old. We’re kind of a young team!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greene is 27

birthday was in August 1983, Craig is 26 (birthday July 1984), Ryan is 28 (March ‘82 – to be fair, he’ll be 29 at start next year), Mather is 28 (July 1982)

i guess you just added a year to everybody or im doing something wrong?

by stlcardsfan4 on Oct 11, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes I just based their age on how old they will be during the 2011 Season...

I know Jaime is young but he is a pitcher so I am fine with him. I was more looking at position players.

John Jay is young at 25 and I am glad the team traded an OLD player in Ludwick to actually give Jay a shot at a still young age.

My point is the cards are trying to roll out Tyler Green, Joe Mather, and Alan Craig at such older ages you wonder what type of upside the players have left. I generally like giving guys a shot at age 24 so after a few years of big league action they are 26 with more of a sample size to guage how they project. Just seems that some of these guys are too old to project much anymore. You figure at this age most of them are what they are. To be fair Craig might actually provide something as he has put up good AAA numbers.

It’s just that the Cards seem to sit on some guys too much. Heck maybe their position players have not been worth promoting early.

by ICbirdfan on Oct 11, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

so, a survey

for those here looking for the Phils to give the Reds the ‘Rams-at-Lions’ beatdown treatment…
Who had to break out the multiple-TV setup this weekend?
I had MLB, CFB, Blues, Rams, and now Sunday night cartoons going at various times.
/Only regret is having but two sets to watch at once.

by Lambtron on Oct 10, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

dexter coming on right now too

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

what, no picture-in-picture?

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 10, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not on my old-ass TV

brought in a small flat screen from the spare room.
“I like picture-in-picture whenever I want to watch two very tiny shows.” -a comedian whose name escapes me right now.

by Lambtron on Oct 10, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinda sounds like a Mitch Hedberg line.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mitch said

“I used to take drugs. I still do, but I used to too”

by the Tewk on Oct 10, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana,

 I said “No, but I want a regular banana later, so … yeah”.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That might be his crowning achievement.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another favorite:

I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

this game is so much more fun w/ Mitch paying on youtube

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

a message of inspiration from your friends at yoplat

fruit on the bottom, hope on top

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't have picture-in-picture either

one of these days I have to join the 21st century.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

by spfldbird on Oct 10, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf are these bitches booing? utley?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

The non-HBP earlier apparently

I haven’t watch this series too close since I missed the no hitter. But that’s what they TBS guys were saying.
Although it could be the standard “we boo good players on the other team” BS that fanbases do.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want Cueto to be humiliated tonight.

how dare you strike out Utley.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

by spfldbird on Oct 10, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

was that math?

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 10, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Another bit of commentary on the size of GABP.

You know they just want to say that this park is too small.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

siddown 27th out

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck the reds, fuck that coward cueto

bring on the meteor & or black hole!

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

i hope that meteor's got good aim

gabp is pretty damn small

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

what? selling it? helping his team win?

that makes you think less of him?

he was told to take a base – sold it, ump thought he got hbp – should he argue that
he was called safe – ump missed the call, should he argue that?
he swiped third – even rolen said so

what’s the problem?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

the whole thing was bullshit

the umps fucked up his being out at 2b and missing 3b, but that’s not his fault. Really I just hate how he bullshitted the HBP.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd expect no less selling from anyone on our roster

he took a shot, he won
also, they said the ump heard his glove get swiped

he might have been out at second but he did touch third. barely but he did

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've never been one in favor of juking the rules or playing it up for the refs/umps

it’s my number one complaint against soccer.

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the pitch swiped his glove

he was actually hbp

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

did they appeal him missing 3rd?

Because if they didn’t that doesn’t fall on the umps, that falls on the Reds, specifically Scotty Rolen for not catching it

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 10, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

scotty said utley touched third

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

linki

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha nice

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

then my point still stands

umps didn’t blow anything on that call.

FWIW, i thought he caught the corner of the bag too

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

it looked like his foot slipped enough to catch the bag

otherwise he would have probably missed it

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya it's part of the game, everyone does it

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I missed it

Did the entire city of Atlanta demand the public hanging of Brooks Conrad?

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

phills, any time will be a good time to add some more runs, okay

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

scotty i thought i told you to k

make it up by getting picked off or dp’ing

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

"The Reds need a signature moment..."

Like winning a game, maybe? That’d get them into this series.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

omfg that umpire is blind or asleep when hamels is pitching

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

How ya doin?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exhausted

San Francisco is beautiful though. And fuck Stanford ;_;

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

asl

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol n e 1 wanna cyber

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh. The internet has always been gross, hasn't it?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

since gdm got wiff of it, yes

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Heh

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey!

tough but fair

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, you got them ST streams d-dee?

you’re the one that usually has them, right?

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

control f stream

posted them somewhere above

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

18/f/Cali

u?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's safe to say

that the early days of chat rooms were entirely populated by attractive teenage girls from warm climates who wore bikinis all day long.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

In bed.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 11, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i swear that motherfucker gets strike calls that are not even close

but hamels doesn’t get calls at the top or the bottom of the strike zone
this is bullshit

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

The obligatory Walt Jocketty reference.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Utley'd

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOO HOOO

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

boom chase!

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

who is that?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

CincyFanFail

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

was that dude wearing a cubs jersey?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

the fans reached up

gonna throw the fans under the bus too???

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

orlando cabrera nods yes

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Chase Utley was given a couple of extra feet by our own whiny b*tch fan..."

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Anybody watch "Moneybart?"

How was it?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

best.episode.in.years.

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

let me guess, you've come to root for the nl central?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a little hard to root for Cueto...

but I still hope the Reds come back. Not optimistic.

Fire La Russa!

by guayzimi on Oct 10, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

you spelled impossible wrong

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   5 recs

take that rec

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe you'd feel a little more at home at RR tonight

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He must be taking Cueto's karate class.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is that?

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

by spfldbird on Oct 10, 2010 9:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Go Phillies (today only)

If it comes down to Giants/Phillies in the NLCS not sure.

But tonite score so many runs that it makes BP cry.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

by spfldbird on Oct 10, 2010 9:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

c'mon the Giants are cool

no one else likes Buster Posey?
I’m a fan

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'd be happy with either outcome in that series

It’s tough though, because I want someone in the NL to have a chance… maybe the Giants’ pitching can do it.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want the Phillies to win, but they are good and would be a threat to the AL

it’s quite the pickle.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the pitching is much weaker in the AL

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

NL rules for the WS

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that too

i forgot about home advantage

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too actually

So that helps

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll see

I still have bad memories from 2002. I lived out there at the time.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

by spfldbird on Oct 10, 2010 9:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

cueto out?

how the hell’s he gonna get a line drive to the face now?
i has a sad

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

foul ball...

it’s weird to think about all the “i wish the year was over…” controversy that was following Hamels last year.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well played d-dee

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

by spfldbird on Oct 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

benches-clearing brawl

Howard stands on Cueto’s chest.
Funeral arrangements pending for Wednesday

by Lambtron on Oct 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

i don’t want him to die
just make his face look worse for a while
he could benefit from some plastic surgery

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

but they cut aaron miles

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 10, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm uncomfortable wishing harm to other players

even if said player is the biggest little girl to ever set foot on a diamond

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

just that one guy gdm, just that one guy

i hope someone ends his career in the dumbest way possible

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

sausage race in milwaukee gone horribly wrong?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

usually, i am too

but this is a special situation

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 10, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamels is only at 61 pitches

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Cueto removed for PH

and the guy strikes out anyway. LOL.

by lawman3842 on Oct 10, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

It was Cairo, maybe we can get him back and he and miles can

have bunkbeds together and play shitty baseball

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was waiting for the "going out and getting role players like Miguel Cairo...

…is why Jocketty is so good at his job" line, but it never came. I guess he struck out too quickly.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh seriously i cant believe we haven't tried to get him back

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is amazing is that

just extrapolating SSS performance, if we had cairo instead of Lopez/miles this year and the Reds had kept miles, there’s a good chance we’d be in the playoffs.

Cairo was worth about 1 WAR in 226 PA, milpez was worth 0.1 war in 651 combined PA. Just about works out- would be a ~4 WAR swing.

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 10, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

+1000

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 10, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Rated-R Superstar!

Spear. Spear. Spear….nevermind

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

what was the deal with that phillies scandal a little while ago

who supposedly slept with whose wife? i forgot..

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Werth with Utley's wife

In bed.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

any truth to this?

utley looks like he’s a member of the mob. Werth’s a caveman. Who wins in a cage fight??

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

I think it got debunked pretty quickly.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

in bed

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was funny, though.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

imagine how funny it must have been in the phillies clubhouse

not

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was debunked

I dunno who would win though. I assume Werth has a size advantage. But Utley has a “Santino from The Godfather” look going, so maybe he’d end up leaving the gun and taking the cannoli.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i'm thinking

utley would have some help.

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 10, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

in bed

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

so he acts like Edge too?

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

homer bailey

if he faces 6 he gives up a run
calling it

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, maybe they should move Bailey to the pen

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit Scotty.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

oh Scotty

:/

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

oh scotty

i love you

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

we still love you, scotty!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

awwww Scotty

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Scotty ALMOST made a wonderful play...ALMOST

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

it's hard to field with boxing gloves

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Scott is secretly on our side!

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

i just got home why did they pull fuckhead so early ? Was he not getting his way ?

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 10, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

too ugly for television

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty had a sudden attack of conscience and realized the he doesn't deserve to be playing

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

the = that

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

27th out sit your mf ass down

AGAIN bahahahahaaa

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I could watch LB whiff all day long

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn my dinner is good.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

give some to digger

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should...he found it....

roast pheasant and mashed potatoes with gravy.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

you went hunting again?

man i’m jealous
you got yourself a good dogsy

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesterday was opening day,

so it was his first time on a real hunt….he probably covered close to 30 miles over the last two days. He ass is wiped out.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you have to use the god button much?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

just a couple of times when he started chasing hens after they flew....

he learned quickly not to do that.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want some fucking dinner

goddamnit. what should I make?

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

toss some pizza in the oven

sit down and watch the game

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm cooking some pasta with fresh tomatoes ,garlic, red pepper flakes, olive oil and parm.

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 10, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be easy enough

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

so easy and good plus i get to feed the wife and watch the game . life is good

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 10, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just ate a Nutty Bar

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

A close second to be sure.

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i shoulda married you

i get to feed one big ginger and two dogs

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

so gdm's at your place now, then?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

gdm's a ginger?

Or a dog?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both

He’s an Irish Setter

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

you married a ginger?

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm european, i didn't know

he looked exotic

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope you all go to hell

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hope?

you can just invite us to come over, you know

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's been an open invited to the basement for years

no one will come to ohio. i cant say that i blame them

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

why are you not at gabp anyway?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

the guy who usually gives me free tickets kept his

its 2hours away & i really didnt feel like driving down there w/out tickets, i hate paying scalpers

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

no spam?

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going
...to DFA TLR

by sportsman on Oct 10, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

…….

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

MVP my ass

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

mvp my ass

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

serious braintwinning

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

MVP their asses

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

MVP ass

Did I do it right?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

hey so who's kicking who now

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't you hear?

It’s actually the umpires, they’re out to get them.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Winer can has Game 4

Albert has the advantage of being ridiculous - FredbirdisaDork

by TBender on Oct 10, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

come on cole PHINISH IT!

/i feel dirty now

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

i want Scott to crush one here

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 10, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it's not in cueto's face, i won't allow it

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gomes and that helmet adjustment WTF! LOL

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 10, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

the hair underneath is worse

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow , thats well i have no words

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 10, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess they need an even smaller park

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

come on phils, he's slower than a molina

geeez

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

hamels got crushed that inning

i can’t believe the reds didn’t score

the gob must really have it in for them

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 10, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

dont bring up those bastards yet, it ain't over till it's over

and those fickle bastards can change their minds at the drop of a hat

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuckin bastards

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

see what you caused

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

howard needs to smash one

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

he's one of the few that can hit the river

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

joe morgan

just another reason to hate the reds

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 10, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

is joe morgan still employed?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

jason, all you have to do is imagine it's someone's wife

and hit that
geez

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

So easy a caveman can do it.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

weak sauce philly

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

one pitch one out

that’ll help

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

that first pitch was not a fuckin ball

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

neither was the second

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

intrestingly enough hamels has been getting screwed

cueto will not get one then get another – even steven

hamels have been only screwed

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

sonofa,,,,

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

3 moar outs

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

man the phillies take some great ab's

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I do like the nickname "The Cuban Missile"

Has a classic feel.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Chooch just broke Chappie's 105

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Chooooooooooch

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

where have you been?

and yes, chooooooch

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't need to be present

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

wut?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

if anyone thinks the launching pad gun isn't rigged you're nuts

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course not

His fastball sits comfortably at 105 mph, but he tops out around 117. Everyone knows that.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope hamels gets a hit

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 10, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

made solid contact

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

not bad

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

why the fuck does Chollie

have him hitting? It’s a 2 run game and a runner at second. That’s dumb.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

cgso

only 2 runs up

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

id still pull him

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be chancing it

who’s up next for CIN?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont know

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

so what about a cgso.....

it’s the playoffs. Make the right move and sit Hamel’s ass down for a pinch hitter instead of giving away an out. I hope Cinci comes back next inning just so Chollie can learn a lesson.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

votto and rolen coming up

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd take hamels over lidge any day

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lidge is fixed, right?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

pheasent not agreeing with you buddy ?

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 10, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's the whisky.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, I'm not your buddy, friend.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

my mistake friendo

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 10, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'll be okay

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

you f'ing little biatch

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

so which of you GOB-tempted

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

raises hand.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is the brew crew guy sucking the reds balls so hard?

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

they’re delicious?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey mvp, that's 0-for-4

mvp my ass

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Albert Pujols had 46 games this season in which he had no hits

Just sayin’

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop saying

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

and none of those were in the playoffs,

which is why Albert won’t get the MVP.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

well that shut them up

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

enough with the fuckin coldplay

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey I like Coldplay

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

it figures

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey let's express wonder at the fact that people can have different tastes in music

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp, you convinced me

Do you have any idea how pretentious people who criticize others’ tastes in music sound?

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 11, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

lolz jk

Sorry, it’s a pet peeve of mine

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 11, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

your face is a joke.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 11, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Preempted, bitch

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 11, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

hit refresh

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 11, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 11, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

In bed

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 11, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

i got A Message once In My Place At Violet Hill

it was about my Clocks, apparently they were making some of my friends Yellow. i told them i wasn’t getting rid of them because my Brothers & Sisters got them for me. they said we need to Fix You then, and i said it was too late, i was leaving forever with my girl & we were going to live happily ever after being Lovers In Japan

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 11, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh not scotty.

poor scotty.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

someone has to be last

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

I don’t want him to get the last out. But he’s a Red, see you bitches next year.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

scotty i love you, but you know what you need to do

k

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

sit down!

I didn’t get on base. One time I did (Wednesday) and we scored a run. That shows if I get on base, things can happen - Oilspill

by Evilfrog on Oct 10, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT LITTLE BITCHES

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

whoa, that's Jamie Moyer running.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

nice !

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 10, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

crying fans!

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

well, it's not like we didn't see that coming a mile away

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

obnoxious phans
“The New Red Machine: The Phillies”

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

that's exactly why i hate the phillies as a team

and i actually like most of the single players
back to hating the phills now

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

pic

link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 11, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

....

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

and now the reds can go back to being irrelevant

all is almost right in the baseball world

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

would've been better

if Phillips had been the last out, but he gets to go home for the winter anyway. I just wish Rolen had been 14 for 14 with five homers and the Reds lose anyway.

by lawman3842 on Oct 10, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Shot of Brandon phillips

Crying like the little bitch he is. Man those comments came back to bite him in the ass.

by TheWagonMakerCometh on Oct 10, 2010 11:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

did i miss that?

was he actually crying?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

looked like he was and mumbling too

"Thats fucking Little League shit , if you're going to flip the bat , I'm going to flip your helmet next time " Steve Kline at Jimmy Rollins in his rookie year.

by riftraftredbird on Oct 10, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

karma's a bitch

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

You could see his eyes were bloodshot and he was mumbling. Add that to him complaining like a bitch when that play was made in the outfield on him….and all is indeed almost right in the baseball world.

by TheWagonMakerCometh on Oct 10, 2010 11:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Great game

Oilspill spilling his tears as the final shot was a great end to their season. We can all go back to hating the phillies again.

by CarpIsMyManCrush on Oct 10, 2010 11:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

you mean you don't have a screencap of that?

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

TASTE THE SAD

If knowledge is the key, then just show me the lock.
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock.

by purple_haze on Oct 11, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

pics

link
link

The t.v. sequence was really the best shot.

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 11, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to go ahead and REC this game.

Mike Shannon: "That strikeout was brought to you by...by...well, I don't know what it was brought to you by!"

John Rooney: "It wasn't brought to you by anything Mike."

by SheckieZx on Oct 10, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I took a quick nap

after the season ended. Just woke up. How are the Reds doing?

by Merry CRasmus on Oct 10, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

packing

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently crying, although i didn't see it

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolreds

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 10, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

lolnlcentral in general, i guess

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 10, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

comedy central

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 10, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least the phillies let the reds score in one game

they needed that

Stand inside an empty tuxedo with grapes in my mouth, waiting for Ada
twatter

by prophetjohn on Oct 10, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that was fun

Dear GOBs, please let someone other than the Yankees win this thing. The Reds losing was karma, you can’t go around saying you have already done enough favors for us.

Now it’s time to go read Dune for a while and then sleep.

Later VEB.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 10, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

oh and not the phillies either, k?

..i miss ludriguez-wick..
"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter

by d-dee on Oct 10, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good book choice.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Oct 10, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just out of curiosity,

How many times have you read it? I’ve probably read it 10-12 times.I wait a couple of years and read it again.

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 11, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is only my second or third time

I keep picking up details and differences between the film adaptations and the book that I forgot.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 12, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't rec this harder.

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

and green

You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 11, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

i believe in the original latin

that translates to something like: “Veni, Vidi, Cueto!”

(would have worked so much better if it had been Votto or Volquez who performed the asshattery…)

Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado when he would drive down the street in his El Dorado... -the modern lovers

by SleepyCA on Oct 11, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

So, it's been a week.

What’s the word Tony?

Asshattery: it's an epidemic.
Second base….I’ve played second base, how hard can it be? -TLR
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Oct 10, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

IT'S GON' RAIN

Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'

by mysterui on Oct 10, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   4 recs

bird

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 10, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

grit

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 11, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

have your pets spayed or nurtured

All I've got is a broken heart, memories & dreams that I can't drink away

by gdm426 on Oct 11, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

yikes.

pic link

Lick that shoulder—you're in the doghouse now.
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there..." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 11, 2010 10:13 AM EDT reply actions  

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