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This seems like a decent idea for all things not baseball related, so we'll see if the mojo keeps going. this is a safe zone for all you freaks & geeks out there to do the things you do best. but as always like our fearless robot leader reminds us, moderation is the key to life. so let your freak flag fly, but don't run it all the way up the pole k?

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Now with poll!!!!

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I would do anything for love, but,,,
I won't do that
41 votes
Been there, done that
10 votes
Who dat?
8 votes
Black hole sun, won't you come & wash away the rain
22 votes
Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky
19 votes
Albert Pujols
31 votes
Bacons
13 votes
Lasagna
9 votes

153 votes | Poll has closed

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Freak Flag?

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 19, 2010 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

I was going to fly the flag,

but being the off season and the bastard GOB’s and all, I decided not too..

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 20, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

nexdef'd

he did

a whole bunch of the Cards have hair on top of their heads, too

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 19, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

the pictures are a little surreal

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 19, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

only if it advertised Pappy's in the back.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 19, 2010 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Which?

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 19, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't read the disk

I can see the size, so I assume the disk lists the company that made it….hmmm…I vote, meh.

There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK

by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 19, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

its a 59/50,

so New Era

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 19, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Lame.

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Jan 19, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like it at all,

but I’m a traditionalist when it comes to hats.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 19, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I only like the ones with the STL on em

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 19, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

I like the colors, but not into the newer hat design. what’s up with the circular bill? I say

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 19, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Same.

I really only like to wear the colors the team wears.

by peach concrete on Jan 19, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

If you were a hat that isn’t even the same color as your team’s colors, then just what in the hell are you wearing?

by mynameistyler on Jan 26, 2010 7:05 AM EST up reply actions  

me too.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 20, 2010 5:50 AM EST up reply actions  

That's dash cunning isn't it.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jan 20, 2010 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Kind of strange coloring.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i think it's confused, like it doesn't know what kind of hat it wants to be

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 19, 2010 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

the image reads

beef and broccoli color scheme. now I want chinese food

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 19, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

it reads “I wanna go hunting and proclaim my Cards fandom.”

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 19, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

that comes with a free pack of skoal, right?

if you don't know what is wrong with me, then you don't know what you've missed. - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 20, 2010 1:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I mean

the website that had the hat, said that it was beef and broccoli

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 19, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

i really wish i had a good chinese food place to go to

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 19, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

My friend, who has very strong feelings about millinery,

thinks you have to either be from da ghetto or a celebrity to wear that monstrosity. He did not use the word monstrosity; i’m using artistic license to convey my bias on the subject. Like Michael Moore.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 20, 2010 5:33 AM EST up reply actions  

LAME!

But I’m a traditionalist, so off color hats really bother me.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jan 20, 2010 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

How about this one

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Gibson

by davethebutcher on Jan 20, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd probably wear that one

it has the S and the T and the L

but isn’t that the St. Louis Stars cap?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 20, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Ehhhhhhh

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 20, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

that hat looks pretty lame. I don’t even wear hats though, why did I bring it up

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 20, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like it

too obscure.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 21, 2010 7:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I looked it up

It is a St Louis Stars cap, from the Negro Leagues.
I am amazed that I actually knew that.
So it is not a Cardinal hat…dave cheated!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 21, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

any team hats, especially new era,

that aren’t actual colors are tool-ish.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jan 25, 2010 8:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I like matty's off topic thread better

And the answer to your poll question is Albert Pujols. The answer is always Albert Pujols.

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 19, 2010 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

true

but what if the answer insults the mang, then what do we answer?

I am the Batman

by CodyG on Jan 19, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

can Jesus make a burrito so hot, that even he can't eat it?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 19, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

And that is why I didn't vote Albert Pujols...

because let’s be honest of the things you wouldn’t do for love Albert is probably nowhere on that list.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

i do to JD, but it was getting slow

and if no one rec’s this it will die & fall off the list in a few days anyway

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 19, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

the Carp one? i rec'd that

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 19, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

you lie sir,

I checked your recent activities.

I am the Batman

by CodyG on Jan 19, 2010 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

really? i thought i did

i don’t know if i like you watching me so closely either

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 19, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I watch every VEB user very closely......

but really I just wanted to know who rec’d it last night.

I am the Batman
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Jan 19, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

...so you go through every member's recent activity to find that stuff?

Have alot of time on your hands?

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 19, 2010 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

don't most of us?

I am the Batman
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Jan 19, 2010 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

not that much time

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 19, 2010 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

What? I waste six hours a day just googleing things.

I am the Batman
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Jan 19, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

i'll save you some time

if it’s Carp, one rec is always from me

by d-dee on Jan 20, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

42

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I got a random Facebook friend request.

It’s none of you is it? I’m assuming not since Chicago Cubs was one of their pages.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

That's what I'm thinking.

I just like it when they send messages with the request saying Hey I read your blog. So I’m not like who is this stalker trying to be my friend. I’ve had a lot of people from the blog friend me and they all told me who they were, even if it was obvious. I just like that.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought you quit the blog a long time ago?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 19, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I started again.

Except, so far, this semester is kicking my butt and it’s only been two weeks!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

it's just about the Tribe though right?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 19, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

Now it’s about The Indians, Cardinals, and Tigers! Oh my! hehe Lately the Indians have done barely anything and the Cardinals have had a lot of news though so it’s been mainly about the Cardinals.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

The Tigers?

Please explain.

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 19, 2010 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Clemson?

I am the Batman
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by CodyG on Jan 19, 2010 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Clemson.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

is it worth reading?

sorry, i don’t remember reading it. i’m old & stuff

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 19, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a silly question to ask the author of something.

Right now I feel like it is not my best work because school is fighting for my attention and winning by a landslide. And also my job.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

she teaches Colby about life & stuff

and i’m sure it’s good stuff cgirly. i’d read it, but i have no idea where it is

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 12:49 AM EST up reply actions  

There's a link on my profile page.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

who knew?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm an RA.

Stuff kind of blew up tonight with a group of girls.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh sorry

I just assumed you meant Detroit. That makes much more sense.

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 19, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

if she writes about the bball team tomorrow's post won't be a good one

that was an ugly ending to their game

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I hate Georgia Tech so much right now.

I am pretty sure I am the only one here who feels so much hate towards them. I just want to cry (which I do when I am angry) and throw things when I even think about them.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

if it's any consolation, i've never much cared for the ramblin wreck

and please don’t cry. it’s soooo not worth it. cry over a broken heart, cry over a bad day. but please don’t cry over a mid season loss

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 1:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I cry when I'm angry.

No matter what makes me angry. Also it would be crying over the football season and this loss and the fact that they are annoying. We better kill them when they come here.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

that's the saddest thing i've heard today

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 2:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

he's a big pitch f/x guy?

if you don't know what is wrong with me, then you don't know what you've missed. - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 20, 2010 1:37 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

UGH

does anyone else go to cnettv.com in firefox & have it crash on them all the time? it’s really f’ing annoying

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 1:00 AM EST reply actions  

cnettv does it every single time, it's the only site i can't use firefox on

it’s gotten really f’ing annoying

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

CUT DOWN ON THE PORN

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 20, 2010 2:18 AM EST up reply actions  

i hate porn

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 2:35 AM EST up reply actions  

i still hate it

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Avenue Q

I believe it is coming back to the Fox in May

by muidomi84 on Jan 20, 2010 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Get chrome!

Chrome rocks.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 20, 2010 5:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Shockwave crashes in Chrome all the time

I’ve even applied the updates that are supposed to prevent this from happening, yet it’s still happening.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jan 20, 2010 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

That's been one of my only problems with Chrome

the separate processes thing helps I guess.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jan 20, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

does it suck in as much resources as firefox?

i swear even in effin safe mode firefox kills my processor, it’s like a damn black hole
and i love firefox but this is unacceptable (kind of like the fade in on the new google.com – barf)

by d-dee on Jan 20, 2010 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

chrome, at least,

is built so that if one tab freezes, it doesn’t affect the other tabs. Which is nice.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 20, 2010 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless you have a plug-in crash

then it crashes on every tab you have open.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jan 20, 2010 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i have chrome & iron & i still prefer firefox for everything but game threads

chrome & iron freeze up on me all the freaking time. if you walk away for 30seconds & come back they totally freeze up. it’s annoying. i need a mac

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I took my Ipod in too the apple store for an update last summer

and one of those damn geeky female associates almost talked me into buying a Mac before I remembered I don’t really need a third computer. I really think that as soon as this laptop craps out on me, I am going to go ahead and get a mac.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 20, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya....I'm a PC

The few times I’ve used a MAC, I absolutely hated them. But that’s been a while now.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 20, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

having everything not constantly crash

and there being no damn blue screen that I constantly see is pretty nice.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 20, 2010 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

don't bash PCs til you've tried a Thinkpad

maybe not quite as good as the glory days of the classic IBM Thinkpad, but Lenovo has done a pretty good job resurrecting the line. That being said, I still see myself somewhere down the line getting a Mac for personal/media use, while also having a Thinkpad for business use.

by mattyp on Jan 20, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

But once you use them consistently you can't go back.

Although the best logic on why to use a PC I’ve ever heard is: When the computers take over the world I want it to be the ones that break down all the time.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

A sales pitch for mac

I fucking love mine. And I mean love in the fullest sense of the word. That’s right- things I wouldn’t want my mother to know about, that’s how much I love it.

Just over three years now and I haven’t had one single virus, not one. Heretofore thought unthinkable since I live in China and computer viruses are a part of life. All my pc friends… it’s a daily struggle the level of vigilance they need to throw down with.

The programs- iTunes (waaaaay better in mac than pc), iPhoto, iMovie, etc- then the reliability.

LET MACS FALL FROM THE SKY!!!

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I love how easy they are.

I am not good with computers at all but Macs are SO easy. Everything is so together.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, the iron clad three year guarantee

I had my logic board replaced for free on the last month of my warranty

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 21, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

the few times i've used a mac

i’ve been frustrated to no end by the inefficiency and the inflexibility. my girlfriend at the time (her mac) would constantly have to hover over me for fear of damaging the system with my computing demands.

i have an xbox 360, so my needs for an overblown entertainment system are met. i really don’t see a need for a mac outside of everything the xbox can do.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 22, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a highly atypical experience

was she running a bunch of high end computer simulations or something?

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 23, 2010 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

huh

I only use Iron and it rarely f’s up

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 20, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I got a new computer.

I put Ubuntu on the old computer. It responded quite well and I really, really liked it. Everything was very snappy. I liked it so much, I installed it along side Windows 7 on the new computer. No crashes, no freezes, no viruses, etc. It’s great.

That said, I switch to Windows to run Photoshop, iTunes, QuickBooks, etc. But for daily use, I’m strictly Ubuntu now. You should look into it.

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Jan 20, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i just spent 4+ hours trying to figure out whats wrong with this pos

ran everything we have to look for crap & it only found a few cookies, nothing that should make it act up like it has been for two weeks now. ugh

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 21, 2010 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

so, for control freaks

i.e. those who want to adjust settings for everything, is mac ok? i love the prospect of no crashing, but it seems like apple doesn’t really appeal to anyone who uses a computer for anything other for dicking around. also, i live and die within the confines of the MSOffice programs.

that said, i really really hate the bugginess of windows. i also really, really hate that windows is trying the “simpler” approach (computing for people who want no more involvement than single-clicking a GUI and retreating to a warm, numbing coma while their glitterbox displays purty pictures).

so what’s the solution here? i’m leaning toward linux – it seems quite involved, has MSOffice available and gets rave reviews from the users. it’s just intimidating as hell for someone who is still a relative novice compared to your average script-kiddie.

help me veb randomness thread. you’re my only hope.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Office for Mac absolutely sucks

although using crossover to run it in Linux isn’t much better. Honestly, if you want to run office on a non-windows machine, I’d suggest running a windows vm.

by brackenthebox on Jan 21, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It works fine for me.

I don’t really use a lot of it though so that might be why.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 21, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

It's been unusable for my purposes

I think 2004 ran on top of a virtualized power pc on intel macs and was so slow on medium sized documents (15-30 pages) as to be completely unusable for me.

2008 can at least run with moderately sized documents, but I still have trouble with manuscripts >50 pages or so, I haven’t been able to get mathtype working at all, and endnote has been an absolute nightmare for me. There are also some strange eps rendering problems that seem to be a problem with Macs in general, and not Office in particular. Couple all that with the poor compatibility with Mac standards (screwy behavior with Spaces, windows can get lost after using multiple monitors, fragmented menu/toolbars), the lack of Outlook (for now), and the inexplicably poor cross compatibility of files with windows versions, and I think it’s a stretch to even call the software suite “Office” on a Mac.

I’m sure this is largely intentional on Microsoft’s part to degrade the overall Mac experience, and they’ve done a damn good job in my opinion.

by brackenthebox on Jan 22, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what you're saying here.
There are also some strange eps rendering problems

It’s like another language.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 22, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

EPS (Encapsulated PostScript) is a vectorized graphics format

For some reason, Macs have issues displaying (and printing) them. As an example, an image that is supposed to look like this:

ends up looking like this:

by brackenthebox on Jan 22, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I probably don't use those things.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 22, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Why aren't you using Open Office if you're running a Mac?

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 22, 2010 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I collaborate with a lot of people who use track changes in word

I use latex for my own manuscripts and google docs for everything else when I can.

by brackenthebox on Jan 22, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

fair enough

I’m a physicist, so yes, LaTeX is pretty much all I use

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by Valatan on Jan 22, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

You can dual boot your Mac with a windows thing.

They did it for me at school. I don’t really use it so it seems like a waste of space, but they recommended it so I did it. I may have them take it off, which they can apparently do too.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 21, 2010 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Also I love my Mac.

But I don’t do computers. It is so much easier than Windows for a non-computer person in my opinion.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 21, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm dual-booting Ubuntu and Windows 7.

Ubuntu comes pre-installed with Open Office, which is usually Office compatible.

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by spants on Jan 21, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'm pretty much in the same boat as you

apple stuff really doesn’t appeal to me. I hate that reductionist approach which often seems to just make things simple and have one control just for the sake of it and to be “funky”, rather than actually improving the simplicity of using the damn thing or improving its functionality. I really hope windows doesn’t go down that route. That said, the bugginess and virus issues with windows are a huge turnoff. I’ve used linux before but i find it too complex and intimidating, same as you. Bah!

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 5:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Once you use it long enough

Linux is absolutely not complex at all

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 22, 2010 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

jd is now our designated linux guy

since most of linux is open-source, does this create problems finding support? is support really needed? this point is probably moot because finding support for microsoft products that doesn’t come in the form of broken english from bangalore has gone the way of t-rex. the species of dinosaur and the musician.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 22, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Note the first sentence above

There is a steep learning curve. Once you are up it, everything is much easier—you really do have near total control over your computer with a decent linux installation. Before then, support, either in the form of a lot of reading, or a friendly friend, is very definitely necessary.

But it isn’t Vista making your computer explode, so there’s that.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 22, 2010 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Ubuntu is easy.

No steep learning curve for me.

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by spants on Jan 22, 2010 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I need to learn more about Ubuntu

why do you like it?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 22, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

No viruses.

Pretty much just like windows in terms of ease of use. Relatively fast install. Automatic package updates. Tons of online support.

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by spants on Jan 22, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been looking for something new on this laptop

Windows is such a pain in my ass sometimes. I am such a noob when it comes to this stuff, I assume it works alongside windows?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 22, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah where do you get it too?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

From

here. You have to download the image, burn it as an image to a CD and then you can install or you can just run Ubuntu from the CD without installing.

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by spants on Jan 22, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

There's also a way

to boot from a flash drive.

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by spants on Jan 22, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

I’m dual booting Ubuntu 9.10 w/ Windows 7 on my laptop, and Windows XP Pro on my husband’s laptop. I had to use 9.04 on hubby’s b/c he has an ATI video card driver issue that was causing the thing to freeze.

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by spants on Jan 22, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I am going to give that a try

Since the day I had to recover Windows on this laptop, it has insisted on working in a quite crappy matter. Hopefully this makes for a better laptop experience.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 22, 2010 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you have the flash video problem?

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 23, 2010 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Valatan has said alot of what I would have said

There is a wealth of online support for Linux available. Hell, google has its own Linux search engine. Once you learn all the commands, things get so much easier and faster. I use Red Hat Linux at my lab, I’d say I’m about 60-70% proficient with it, and I feel like I have complete control over everything I need to do.

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 22, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

how suscpetible is it to viruses?

that seems to be the major advantage (save for “ease”, bleh) touted by mac users.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 22, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Low risk of viruses.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux_malware

If you update your software via repositories, it’s very, very, very unlikely you’d get one.

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Jan 22, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

MS also screwed the pooch with office 2007

while we’re on the topic of which OS to use, we may as well expand the thread to include new places to go for spreadsheet and database needs as well, because office 2007 is a goddamn mess.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 22, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Open Office FTW

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 22, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Jan 22, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

holy hell.

sold.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 22, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I am heading up to St. Louis this weekend

with my wife and was wanting to go to a good place to eat. Any recommendations?

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Jan 20, 2010 9:19 AM EST reply actions  

gah...since I'm bored I'll just give you some options

Italian: Favazza’s or Cunetto House of Pasta on the Hill – reasonably priced
Fine dining (but not too stuffy): Monarch in Maplewood – expensive
Mid-range: Sub Zero Vodka Bar (for good burgers) in the central west end, then head to Brennan’s afterward for a drink
Cheap and good: Pappy’s BBQ in midtown

by mattyp on Jan 20, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

but remember

that Pappy’s closes once it sells out for the day, which can happen early sometimes, so its a safer bet as a lunch option

by mattyp on Jan 20, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

thanks for the suggestions!

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Jan 20, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

oh, and if you want to drop a little more coin

but get a really good Italian meal on the Hill, go to Dominic’s.

by mattyp on Jan 20, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

i was thinking somewhere on the Hill

i have always wanted to go but never have while i was in town.

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Jan 20, 2010 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

The Hill is fantastic.

I wish I could remember the name of the restaurant me and my dad went to once. It was very good. But I don’t really think you can go wrong with the Hill.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This makes me curious...

there’s a Pappy’s BBQ in downtown Springfield, MO that is IMO the best barbecue (and coldest beer) in town. Coincidence or no? It’s an absolute hole in the wall, but can’t be beat!

If you see a guy open the car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

by cardzfanbub on Jan 20, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

i dont know if they are related

but i will agree that it is damn good!

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by nomar34 on Jan 20, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't think they are, pappy's in springfield has been there a long time

and pappy’s in the STL has only been open a couple years. i could totally be wrong though. nothing online links them together including the pappy’s stl site

i haven’t eaten at either one yet, but if they are anything like the Hickory Log down in Dexter, they are off the freaking chain

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

price range really doesnt matter but

we will be dressed casually so that might limit the options.

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Jan 20, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Also, what part of town?

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 20, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

that doesnt matter too much either

i will be coming from Springfield, MO and going as far north as Hazelwood and also be downtown. So I plan on being all over the city.

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by nomar34 on Jan 20, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

anything but st. louis style pizza...

seafood, Italian, steak…i didnt get my sexy physique by being picky!

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Jan 20, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd suggest Shannon's

just because it’s the closest thing you’ll find to a Cardinal’s HOF in town. Food was pretty decent as well.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 20, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

i ate at the old Shannons

and have been to the new one but only in the outdoor area after a game. i would like to try it again.

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Jan 20, 2010 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I've always enjoyed Rich and Charlie's.

Or Rizzo’s, which is in South County. If you like Italian.
I’m blanking on anything else right now.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Check out

The Royale. Nice atmosphere and darn good food. We went there for my birthday. We split the crab cakes, my husband got the Garlic Dippy Melt (which I tried and it was AWESOME) and I got the fish tacos. Everything was great.

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by spants on Jan 20, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmm this looks good!

thanks!

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Jan 20, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

screw nomar

I just put that on my list for this summer

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 20, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

There are hipsters there most times,

but also plenty of diversity among the clientèle. For instance, every time I’ve been there have been 60-yr-old couples there.

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by spants on Jan 20, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Trattoria Marcela?

I’ve heard it has gone a little downhill though.
If you like something new and hip, there’s Eclipse on the Loop.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jan 20, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

It has gone downhill, unfortunatly.

My favorite place on the hill is Gia and Tonys. Then drinks and bocce at Milos if its nice out.

by Mister Eff on Jan 20, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Bocce???

Awesome

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jan 20, 2010 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

if you love rib stickin food, check out sweetie pie's. i've heard great things

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Spoiler alert.

At the end of Avatar you find out that you didn’t see a good movie.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Jan 20, 2010 2:20 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Dammit, now I have no reason to watch it.

I HATE SPOILERS!

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Jan 20, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

should have seen Sherlock Holmes instead

probably the best main stream film I saw last year…neck and neck with Inglorious Bastards.

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Jan 20, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I finally saw IB last night

so you guy were right, that’s a pretty damn good film

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Jan 20, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 21, 2010 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought Sherlock Holmes was just okay when I saw it

but as time has passed I realize that I really like it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

You guys want some spoilers?

You will die alone

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 20, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

saw this abridged script. Tell me this more or less captures the essence of the film

so I can skip seeing it:

STEPHEN LANG
    I’m the film’s bullheaded tough guy. Welcome to Pandora. There’s not enough oxygen here to breathe, though it’s worth mentioning there is enough oxygen for totally awesome explosions.

    SAM WORTHINGTON
    Is the gravity at least the same?

    STEPHEN LANG
    Actually, we’ll be constantly mentioning the lower gravity here, but it will somehow have absolutely no effect on anyone.

    […]

    BLUE SAM WORTHINGTON
    Oh f-ck, I think I wandered into a Joel Schumacher movie. Someone, get me out of here!

    BLUE ZOE SALDANA
    (subtitled) You should not be here. Jesus, am I subtitled with the Papyrus font? F-ck it, I’ll speak English.

    BLUE SAM WORTHINGTON
    Take me to your tribe leader. I need to become a member of your people.

    BLUE ZOE SALDANA
    Absolutely not.
    (pause)
    Alright.

by mattyp on Jan 20, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Papyrus?

I hate that font more than Comic Sans!

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by spants on Jan 20, 2010 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh

This article’s for you

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 20, 2010 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I have seen it as resume or CV pretty interchangeably

I wonder if CV is more often used in academic settings or something? What with it being Latin, scholarly types dig that stuff.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jan 21, 2010 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I've always thought

a resume is a fairly short representation of your credentials and experience (never more than a page or two), whereas a CV is a full catalog of your work. I’ve seen plenty of 10-15 page CVs.

by brackenthebox on Jan 21, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Ahh

That makes some sense. Now that you mention it I’ve seen some very long CVs that were just that—a sort of self-bibliography, often very long.
I’ve also seen things such as “please provide a resume/CV in your application” so I assume they are sometimes used in an either/or fashion. For a student applying to a program, a CV would often be de facto the same thing as a resume since the person will often not really have a “body of work” yet.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jan 21, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

yes...and Matty

was correct that CV is predominantly seen in the academic sector

by mattyp on Jan 21, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I think we use it as a blanket term

“Resume” isn’t a very common term here. It’s a CV whether you’re applying for a professorship or a job in telesales.

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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 21, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I like the poetics of the Latin translation

curriculum vitae- “path of life”

I assume “resume” has French roots, although I’ve never bothered to check that out. Can anyone save me the trouble?

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 22, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for NUTHIN' VEB

how dare I have to check out one of my own curiosities.

Anyway, resume does indeed come from the Frogs- “to summarize.” CV- “Path of life” is much better.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 22, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

HFS

®

i really am the only single basement dwelling loser here. please, someone just kill me now & get it over with.

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 21, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

we can fight

the good fight together buddy

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jan 21, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Felonius is not actually a small dog.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 22, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't believe you've been taken in by his disguise

That’s clearly a toupee, dude.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jan 22, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel betrayed

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 22, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

i feel so used

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

that is actually my real hair.

However, that is not my real dog.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Dun Dun Dunnnnnn!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jan 22, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Agree with most of that

but the low gravity was pretty critical to most of the movie. Those falls would largely be fatal. It probably also could be used to explain all of the flying life, too—you’d need a lower lift to drag ratio in order to fly. Though, then again, the air on the surface would be a whole lot less dense, too. Unless the atmosphere was mostly a heavier gas or something, I guess.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 20, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

rec

that’s good stuff

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I am starting to think you don't really care all that much for Avatar

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 20, 2010 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

good on him, i can't believe that garbage made so much f'in money

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a bit inflated because of the 3D ticket prices

but it still made a shitload of money.

Don’t get me wrong, if that movie wins any more nontechnical awards I am going to trash whatever place I happen to be in, but I’m not as down on it as others. It wasn’t garbage on Titanic level. I had a basically positive cinema experience.

But the story was quite ordinary- Dances with Wolves except the natives win and Crash Davis stays. The dialogue wasn’t great- sometimes stupid, sometimes passable.

T2 and Aliens are still my favorite James Cameron flicks. Also, the next person who says he’s a visionary, they also get a beat down.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey!

Titanic was awesome.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

err

this may sound patronizing, but it isn’t really

how old where you when you first saw it?

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

When did it come out 97?

If so 8.
I haven’t seen it in forever. I just know I really liked it. Probably mainly because it makes me cry.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

'97. 8- ok then, you get a pass

there are movies that are near and dear to me because I saw them at the right time in my life that I probably wouldn’t like if I saw them now.

Maybe it’s just because I have very little tolerance for melodrama, at least the run of the mill variety, but when I first saw Titanic I rolled my eyes so often it must have looked like I was having convulsions.

Plus, lets remember that Titanic IS just a remake of A Night To Remember.

Avatar at least tries to present itself as an original. I suppose it is even though it rehashes one of the more common story lines out there.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Goonies.

Now that’s a movie I loved when I was younger that I find is still AWESOME.

by peach concrete on Jan 20, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm in on that

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Goonies is amazing.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I will never back down from my claim that The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie.

There are many many more movies like that for me, too.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jan 21, 2010 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

there was only one good thing about titanic

and you all know what i’m talking about

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 21, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

ohh billy,,,,

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 21, 2010 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

someone's obviously seen "the phantom"

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

that was quite possibly the worst movie i have ever had the misfortune of gazing upon

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 22, 2010 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

kazzam was way worse

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

what the holy fuck.....

you can find he time to watch Kazaam, but you haven’t seen ________!!!!!!

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 22, 2010 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

there was a hot girl involved

she shot me down of course, but that’s the only reason why i’ve seen it

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 2:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Kazaam is way, WAY too campy and outright stupid

to be amongst the worst movies ever—Shaq playing a rapping Genie who lives in a boombox has to be the most unintentionally funny idea ever.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 22, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Makes Me Cry Too...

…because it is SOOOO boring! Cowever, its almoost worth it to see Kate Winslett in the nutty. Well, almoost.

;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jan 21, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

No. It's not.

But this is!

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Jan 20, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

yes, it is.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 20, 2010 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

your clip....

not that dreadful movie.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 20, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

A woman's heart is a deep ocean of bullshit overdone highschooler written dialogue

My favorite part of the movie (ok, the sinking of the ship scenes were viscerally cool) is when DiCaprio’s character finally dies.

When he resurfaced clinging to Winslet’s raft, or whatever she was floating on, I was halfway hoping that she’d club him to death to get it over with.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a door.

Looking back now I think it’s hilarious because it can be so over the top. It will still make me cry though.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

dynamite

rec

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm excited

for the sequel, though

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 21, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Not only the ticket prices

but just inflation, and the much, much larger number of screens today. My parents talk about month long waits to see The Godfather in the theatres. You don’t have that today.

Also, if you just adjust for inflation, Titanic is #6. No one is even coming close to catching Gone with the Wind, probably ever.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 21, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I had suspicions on Gone With The Wind

in all fairness to star wars, I just just checked wiki and Gone With The Wind has been re-released a total of seven times

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 21, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd really like to see boxofficemojo

somehow come up with international inflation adjusted numbers. I know that would be really hard to do. Even the current domestic rankings of such, which are probably close to being the real deal, are somewhat questionable.

Anyway, Gone With The Wind would probably still fair really well, if not still be in the same place, but I’m guessing Star Wars would overtake it just base on the larger number of screens in Europe, particularly the UK.

On a semi-related note, I’ve heard that Gone With The Wind is Kim Jong Il’s favorite movie of all time. I hear he also really likes Rambo II.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 21, 2010 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Can you blame the guy......

Who doesn’t love Rambo II?

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 21, 2010 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

look like hell rambo

it is the worst (best) of the series

so no, i can’t blame him

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 21, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

i heard he's a big rocky fan too

perhaps he’s got a Sly man-crush?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 5:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Really?

I had him pegged as a Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot sorta guy.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Let's combine what we know

and see if we can deduce Our (their) Dear Leader’s preferences.

Ok, Gone with the Wind+Rambo II+Rocky=… um… Wayne’s World 2, but not 1.

Is my math correct?

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 22, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Sad day

Good news:
I just found out Allysa Milano is on twitter (YAY!)

Bad news:
She follows Ken Rosenthal

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 20, 2010 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

Allysa Milano...

…can do anything she wants – she likes cows!!!!
:=8D

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jan 20, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

she's married, so she's now dead to me

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

and every time you'd kiss her you'd taste brad penny's sweaty man-juice

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

So...if a couple people un-rec the other stuff post

will it fall off of the recommended list? I’ve always wondered how that would work.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 20, 2010 4:26 PM EST reply actions  

I un reced it.

someone else do it and lets find out.

Or someone could just write a rec worth fanpost.

by Mister Eff on Jan 20, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I just figured there is no use in having two stuff post on the rec list

and the other was reaching the limit of being useful

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 20, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

woohoo,it worked!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 21, 2010 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

My goal by the end of the day is to be following all of the stars of Band of Brothers on twitter

good Gob, I really do need to brave the ice and get out of the house basement

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 20, 2010 4:56 PM EST reply actions  

stay in the basement, it's always safer in the basement

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 20, 2010 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't know why this popped into my mind, but

(actually I think it’s because I’m bored, and that always reminds me of an episode) but are there any fans of “The Young Ones” out there? I’d expect Monk to know this show, but not a lot of others. 8 episode in total. If you ever get the chance, highly reccomended.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 20, 2010 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

I gotcha

they had a run on MtV in the late 80’s (?). I partook.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Early 80's I think,

I never found it until 92 in college.

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Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 20, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

early 80's?

I can’t be that old.

Maybe mid 80’s. I remember watching it, appropriately enough, in the basement of one of my friend’s houses. I had switched primary schools in ’85 and I hung out with him from my new school. That would make it maybe around ’86 or ’87?

Well, whatever. That doesn’t really matter.

I remember thinking it was really funny. The only name I can remember is Nigel.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

make that middle school

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Wiki says first aired in 82 on BBC
first broadcast in 1982, on BBC2.Soon afterwards, it was shown on MTV, one of the first non-music television shows on the fledgling channel.

Like I said, I first really watched it on a VHS in college in ’92.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 20, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I did a quick google survey

to pin down that “soon after” part. I saw one source saying ‘86 with most others saying things like mid 80’s and later in the 80’s. ‘86 jibs with my I-was-there-during-that-so-it-must-have-been-then logic. anyway, it doesn’t matter, it was still a funny show.

They say sing while you slave but I just get bored

by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah. It's pretty good

I’m also a big fan of Alexei Sayle, the commie Londoner who plays the landlord and various other members of his family. He did a few sketch shows in the late 80s/early 90s that were really funny, and has since written some reasonable literature.

Rik mayall and Ade Edmondson (on the right and left of the photo, respectively) did a show in the 90s called “Bottom”, which was a very low-brow, slapstick, grossout-type thing that was pretty well done for sitcoms of that sort. It’s in kinda the same vain as the Young Ones, so you might want to check it out if you enjoyed TYO.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 21, 2010 7:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Catch phrases and wigs. Lowest common denominator comedy.

Sorry, you just reminded me of this.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jan 21, 2010 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

ah. felonius. perfect.

you could probably answer this.

i caught the first season “that mitchell & webb look” on netflix and absolutely loved it. however, finding anything beyond that here in the states is a fucking chore. how common are they in the UK and are the subsequent seasons as good as the first? are you familiar with the show?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, you're talking to the right guy

David Mitchell is pretty much one of my heroes!

The mitchell & webb look series on tv (the first & second one) is actually heavily based on a radio sketch show they did that was called “That Mitchell and Webb Sound” on BBC radio. A lot of the sketches on it were borrowed from that (although there is a lot of original material on both shows that doesn’t really cross over between TV and radio), so I would definitely recommend the radio show as it’s pretty good to listen to in the car or when you’re on the computer or whatever. You can get it on CD, and it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s available to stream or as a podcast or something somewhere. Maybe the BBC website, perhaps. I dunno if netflix does radio shows.

There was a third series of the TV show that aired over here fairly recently – 2009, I think. For my money, it wasn’t quite as good as the first one – I think partly they had a lot of material for season one & two as some of it is taken from the radio show, and perhaps partly they’d been working on other projects in between so perhaps there wasn’t as much time for writing, so, for my money the material isn’t quite as funny, although there are lots of good bits. It’s perhaps a tiny bit drier than the first series, in terms of the humour, from what I recall, although I think I missed one or two episodes, in retrospect. Still, it was good and if you enjoyed the first series it’s definitely worth checking out. As it only aired here quite recently, maybe there’ll be a bit of lag before its on netflix?

However, I’d be surprised if the 2nd season isn’t available somewhere. I liked that a lot too. That (and, I think, the 3rd) are definitely available on DVD here. If you have an all-regions DVD player you can probably obtain them, otherwise, maybe the 2nd season (which I think aired in 2008 here) will presumably be on netflix eventually.

They also did an earlier sketch show on a satellite TV station in the UK a few years before the Look programme, I think it was called “The Mitchell And Webb Situation”. I’ve only seen bits of it, and it wasn’t as well known or as well received as the BBC-produced sketch show, but it may be available somewhere.

However, what I would definitely recommend if you liked the sketch series is a sitcom-type series they did called “Peep Show”. It’s actually ran for about 6 seasons in total, I think, but the individual ones hang together pretty well. It’s quite dry/acerbic humour generally, and some bits make you cringe (maybe similar sort of humour in that respect to The Office, although it’s a quite different show). They basically play two guys who live together in the same flat, who are very different, in a way that sort of reflects their real-life personalities quite well, I think (Mitchell being very uptight, pedantic and a beta male office worker type, Webb being a sort of relaxed but very selfish 30-something dropout muso-type), and the show is shot from the perspective (mostly) of one or other of them (using head-mounted cameras) and you hear the thoughts of the character in question as they go about their business. Sounds a bit wacky but it’s actually a pretty conventional sit-com in most respects, and it’s definitely worth a look.

The latter series arguably get better than the first one in my opinion, but if you can get it on netflix, I’d have a look, certainly. See http://www.amazon.com/Peep-Show-1-David-Mitchell/dp/B000A2UBOS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1264156513&sr=8-1

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 6:10 AM EST up reply actions  

re: Peep Show

Having had a quick look, I dunno how easy it is to get seasons 2, 3 and 4 in the US, though it’s possible they’re on netflix. IMO (and a few others’ that I’ve heard), the latter seasons are actually probably an improvement on the first (esp. the pilot episode) but for my money the first one is still very good.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 6:25 AM EST up reply actions  

looks like i came to the right person.

looks like i finally have my UK sketch comedy source on the inside. golden.

this distribution problem is really looking like it’s going to be an obstacle. netflix did have “that mitchell & webb look” available for instant play, but not the actual discs. i’d love to catch the “peep show” stuff, (particularly the latter seasons, per your suggestion) but waiting for anything on netflix’s instant watch list is a crap shoot.

amazing to me in this day and age of rapidly transferrable information that i would have problems getting a hold of this kind of stuff. anywho, keep the suggestions coming. this is great stuff.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 22, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

another quite similar sketch show

that might be worth a look is the Armstrong & Miller show. I don’t like it as much but the most recent series certainly had some very funny moments.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 6:49 AM EST up reply actions  

this seems like a good place

to bring up a good beef of mine relating to sketch comedy.

UK sketch comedy will always be superior to anything in the states due to their ability to harness and execute the absurd. the UK has been masterful in sketch comedy absurdity for decades and, while many audiences stateside have loved it, either the economics, marketability or complete incompetence has kept homegrown sketch comedy from rising to prominence.

what US sketch comedy fans have been treated to has been pretentious fluff (“improv” troupes…a fucking insult to our collective tastes) or otherwise safe bets. i personally feel embarrassed that SNL has dominated the genre for 30 years. bull shit. demand more, american sketch comedy fans.

granted, the choices nowadays are much more diverse. groups like “the whitest kids u’know” and various others whose distribution exists solely on the internet do very well with absurdity, only on an extremely juvenile scale. i’d love to see more here.

this seems like a viable beef. those like me who had their young, fragile minds bent by the pythons feel free to jump in. also, if i’m off base, i’d love to hear a counterpoint as well.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 3:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think that's very true

I think it’s a cultural thing, partly. There are a lot of university groups (most famously the Cambridge Footlights, of which I think Mitchell & Webb may have been members, also Stephen Fry (who may be best known in the states for the lead role in the film Wilde, but who’s very famous here as a comedian & personality) and Hugh Laurie (of House fame).

I also think standup is a lot more diverse and, in some cases, experimental/varied in the UK. There are some very good US standups but the vast majority of them seem to follow the same set-up/joke or observational ranting MO, whereas I think you can get away with more “weird” or “experimental” acts here and audiences are more tolerant of that sort of thing in general (again, not in all places, but there’s certainly more of a culture of that sort here IMO).

For my money, sketch shows are among the hardest things to do in comedy. In amongst the good ones over here there’s a hell of a lot of crap; I guess that’ll be the case with anything. I think it’s also kinda a young person’s game – most of them (from the Pythons onwards) seem to derive a lot of their humour from poking fun at the absurdity of the status quo, and it’s a lot easier to do that as a 20-something comedian than a 40-something millionaire.

Anyhoo, couple of other recommendations that may or may not be to your taste – it’s very different from the Mitchell And Webb stuff, and is more rooted in awkwardness and (at times) downright unpleasantness, but The League of Gentleman may be worth a look if you’re into very dark, absurdist comedy. It’s set entirely in a fictional Lancashire (a traditionally poor part of northern england) village, and the “sketches” of the show are each either one-off pieces or running narratives about the various inhabitants of the village. Most of the humour comes from the absurdity or unpleasantness of the characters, so there’s that strand of the Python-type humour there (along with plentiful cross-dressing). It’s probably not everyone’s cup of tea but the almost unrelenting darkness and weirdness of it appealled to me, anyhow.

In the same vane, there’s a show called Little Britain that was briefly somewhat similar (albeit more light-hearted and “traditional” in a sketch show way) to the League of Gentleman, although, IMO, probably slightly inferior, but it DID have a very good first series (and, i think, the 2nd one is OK too) but it has descended since then into almost unbearably puerile and unfunny material, so I would steer well clear of all later series. Still, I get the feeling series one would be up your street and is probably very similar to Mitchell and Webb’s stuff.

If I were to recommend just one show that I think is really genuinely fantastic from the last decade or so on british TV, although I suspect it’s probably difficult to track down in the US and is probably only tangentially a sketch-based show, it’s a spoof news/current affairs programme called “Brass Eye”, that was written by and starring a guy called Chris Morris, who has been pushing boundaries in a pretty exhilarating way in British comedy for quite a long time now and has been involved in a lot of other great programmes besides.

It only ran for 6 episodes, with a special episode (which was quite brilliant, and produced a tabloid furore in this country which completely missed the point in a hyper-ironic way; it was called “Paedophilia” and satirised the over-reaction and sensationalism of the media with regards to stories about, well, paedophiles). Each episode took the form of a news/current affairs broadcast about a “problem” in the UK (I think they were animals, drugs, sex, crime, decline, and something else I can’t remember, war or the environment or something), with various stories, articles and special reports, as well as things like audience comments, and interviews with real celebrities (the significance of whom would sadly probably be lost on an american audience as most of them would likely be pretty unknown outside the UK, although I think the comedy still translates), who were basically not in on the joke. It’s generally visceral, acerbic humour, but it’s done in an intelligent way and it’s not at all salacious or exploitative (although there’s a liberal amount of absurdity and some stuff that would be considered unpleasant, I think).

I reckon it’d be completely impossible to do in the US because some of the stuff they did probably wouldn’t get on a mainstream network because it’s either too weird, too close to the bone, or would have created too much negative press (for instance, one part of the “drugs” episode involved creating an entirely fictional drug, which had various outlandish and entirely unbelievable effects, and then getting various celebrities, including Phil Collins and several MPs, to make videos underlining the dangers of “Cake”; in fact, one MP even tabled a question in Parliament about the rise of this clearly ridiculous drug):

David Amess MP, the Conservative Member of Parliament for Basildon, was fooled into filming an elaborate video warning against the dangers of a fictional Eastern European drug called Cake, and went as far as to ask a question about it in Parliament 1. The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called “Shatner’s Bassoon” (altering your perception of time), can give you a bloated neck due to “massive water retention” (allegedly known in the then non-existent Czechoslovakia as “Czech Neck”) and was frequently referred to as “a made-up drug” (a drug, they were told, not made from plants but made up from chemicals). Other celebrities such as Sir Bernard Ingham, Noel Edmonds and Rolf Harris were shown holding the bright-yellow cake-sized pill as they talked, with Bernard Manning telling viewers that “One kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It’s a fucking disgrace” and that “…you can puke yourself to death on this stuff — one girl threw up her own pelvis-bone… What a fucking disgrace”. Manning, along with other participants, told the public that Cake was known on the street as “loonytoad quack”, “Joss Ackland’s spunky backpack”, “ponce on the heath”, “rustledust” or “Hattie Jacques pretentious cheese wog”, and then informed anyone offered it to “chuck it back in their face and tell them to fuck off”.

Anyhow, I’m starting to ramble, so I’ll STFU…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 4:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Being "the straight guy" in a comedy is the hardest, IMHO

but comedy in general is hard as hell to pull off. Ian McKellan readily admits he doesn’t understand it. I always thought high-energy, character driven stuff was a rush. Maybe it’s just because sketch is fertile ground for irreverence that makes sketch my preferred brand of comedy also.

That said, I never could/can get into League of Gentlemen (although I continue to try). If you’re not enamored by the shock value of it all, it’s just not going to happen I suppose.

Little Britain, on the other hand, is a guilty pleasure of mine. When it’s not being repetitive or just generally mediocre, it’s some really good stuff. I never understood while they would run some unfunny characters into the ground (the small actor – can’t recall his name – gave me fun-cancer) while I only recall the Russian babysitter guy once (genius).

I will try, perhaps in vain, to locate some Brass Eye stuff. It sounds great.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 1, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Sketch characters are almost always better seldom repeated

and best if used as a flourish in another sketch when repeated.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Feb 2, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

SNL today is not the SNL of the past

Especially if you’re talking about absurdism—you could catch some great conceptual pieces in the last half hour of those shows in the early ‘90s and late ’80s. The ’70s shows are really dated, but they still hold up in a lot of those ways, and without the commercialization that ruined the show post-Wayne’s World (where it was shown that you could spin a sketch into something really profitable)

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 25, 2010 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm going to go drink till i can't feel anymore

y’all have a good rest of the week

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 21, 2010 2:46 AM EST reply actions  

I am already there buddy

damn, I sure do like Rogue beer followed up by the Sixth Glass.

Yes, I am a high falutin drunk tonight

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 21, 2010 2:55 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah i didn't have a drop

you ever been so depressed you didn’t want to drink? well i’m there right now. fml

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 21, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

hfs

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 21, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Heroin then?

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 21, 2010 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

MAKE THIS GREEN PEOPLE

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 21, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Jan 21, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

nonsense, poopypants!

that’s a contradiction in terms. depression and drinking go together like stress and drinking, or spousal abuse and drinking, or driving and drinking, or losing one’s pants and drinking, or cerrosis and drinking, or misdemeanors and drinking due to public urination even though no one was around and that cop was just being a dick because i was totally out of his line of sight.

could you repeat the question?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah but i'm a sad drunk, and i'm tried of being sad

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Drink faster....

go straight from happy drunk to passed out.

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by RiverRat on Jan 22, 2010 1:49 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm part irish & german, there is no straight to passed out for me

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 2:38 AM EST up reply actions  

The Man Needs Pegacorns and Bacon...

…and so do we all.

:=8(

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by The MooCow on Jan 22, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

not even rum brings the happy, eh?

i can’t believe that. rum is made of fermented pegacorn dust…or sugar. same diff.

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 22, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I voted "I won't do that"...

because I’m an old, fat rock ‘n’ roller, too!

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by The Ol Goaler on Jan 21, 2010 1:28 PM EST reply actions  

i made a statement by deliberately not voting

also “purple monkey dishwasher” was not an option.

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me sleep on it

I’ll give you an answer in the mornin’

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by mattybobo on Jan 21, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

nice.

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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 6:26 AM EST up reply actions  

that entire set from beginning to end is amazing

though in retrospect I should’ve been more drunk

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by Yadi2Second on Jan 22, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

marlon brando's musical career was fortunately brief.

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by tom s. on Jan 22, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

“I’ve seen horrors…horrors that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that…But you have no right to judge me. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror.

Anyway, thankyou, Springfield. Tomorrow we’re playing our greatest hits in Davenport, Iowa. The horror."

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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 5:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I am watching Sleepless in Seattle and figure skating.

It is a fantastic combination.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 21, 2010 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

your girly tastes in what to watch

remind me of growing up with my two sisters…..and now I want to kick a puppy.

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by RiverRat on Jan 21, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew it would come to this one day

Dammit, why does this always happen? It’s like businesses entice many people with this great free service…almost like bait, if you will. Then, when you’re hooked, they charge or change their quality of service after you’re committed…kind of like they took the bait and…god how to put this…changed it. Yes. Bait and change I will call it.

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't change anything for me.

Last 5 episodes are still free, and it’s rare they have an entire season of a show that I want to watch all at once.

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by spants on Jan 21, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

favorite silent films

confession – i’ve never seen any Buster Keaton films. any recs?

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by Yadi2Second on Jan 22, 2010 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

holy timewaster batman

http://www.sarien.net/

well, there goes any hope of productivity

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"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 22, 2010 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

does anyone have a good Mac N Cheese recipe?

it’s cold, raining, and i’m blue so i’d like to make some. i’ve never made it before & i’d really like to try it, but i haven’t found a recipe online i really liked.

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by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

Velveeta shells and cheese with bacon

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 22, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

What cheese do you have?

The trick is to cook your cheese, milk and flour into a nice sauce with the right consistency before you do anything with the pasta.

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by Valatan on Jan 22, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

(and I like to do it with super sharp cheddar, havarti and some muenster)

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by Valatan on Jan 22, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i was going to buy some mild cheddar, cheddar jack, provolone, & moz

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by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i did not know that, i was also going to get some parm

here’s what i was thinking of doing. cook the pasta, melt the cheese & some cream in a sauce pan, fry up some bacon, then throw it all in a pan & sprinkle some more cheese on top & cook it for about 20min.

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It'll be gritty.

You need to make a roux.

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by spants on Jan 22, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

see i thought the cream was the roux

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by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

uh, i thought i could get away with just the cream

maybe i shouldn’t be a chef either

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by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

no i got it, i think

no one’s ever taught me how to cook so this is something i’m going to have to learn either though some kind of school or on my own

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by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

well i got nothing but time right now, so we'll see what happens

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

roux always has butter in it

cook the melted butter & flour in a pan until it forms a paste; that’s a roux. You can then add milk or cream to it. If it’s just milk and flour it’s, I dunno, milk-and-flour sauce or something.

I think you’re thinking of bechamel sauce, which is flour + milk + butter (I think it can have cheese in, too).

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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 5:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually

Roux is simply flour and fat. Traditionall , the best roux recipe’s call for clarified butter, or milk fat.

So, I wouldn’t say that roux always has butter in it — you can make a roux from any kind of animal fat, be it clarified butter, or if you’re a cheap bastard, lard or vegetable oil.

Agree, butter/flour mixture with milk would be a bechamel sauce, which would work for the mac & cheese that they are talking about. I would make the sauces (cheese and bechamel) separately, though, and then combine them when you toss the pasta. I think if you try and add cheese to a bechamel sauce as you’re cooking it you might have some clumping.

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by fourstick on Jan 25, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I add shredded cheese once the sauce is fully cooked.

It melts beautifully.

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by spants on Jan 25, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Adding Cow Goodness...

…always makes it better…
;=8)

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by The MooCow on Jan 25, 2010 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

This is what you want to make. No ifs, ands, or buts. Any cheese will do, just make sure to caramelize those onions. It’s magnificent.

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by spants on Jan 22, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Subtract the bacon, and you totally, TOTALLY win.

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by Valatan on Jan 22, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It's good with bacon, but equally good without.

That’s my special occasion mac n cheese. Too fatty fat for regular eating.

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by spants on Jan 22, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

that looks like a lot of work

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh. I guess.

You wouldn’t regret it, though.

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by spants on Jan 22, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

oh i know. it's just more than i wanted to take on the first time i try doing this

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not hard.

And if you want, you can cook pasta all the way and skip the baking. Don’t half-ass! Do it right!

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by spants on Jan 22, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

aww, i was using my whole ass!

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, fine. Make ANY mac n cheese recipe you want.

Just caramelize some chopped onions to throw in there.

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by spants on Jan 22, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i hoped you picked up the simpsons reference there

and i thank you for the link, i already printed the recipe out & i’m thinking it over

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

If you do make it,

you can use cream cheese instead of goat cheese, aka chevre, any milk or combination of milks and cream, and you can use less butter when caramelizing the onions. You can also use any cheeses you want, as long as they taste good together. Parmesan is excellent.

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by spants on Jan 22, 2010 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i need to figure out what i'm going to do

so i can make a list & go to the store because i have nothing but milk & butter here

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

It looks really nice

I’m surprised it’s not overly salty with the parmesan, bacon AND extra salt though? Although I’m not a big fan of salty food so maybe that’d just be me.

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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 5:11 AM EST up reply actions  

It's not too salty.

You use unsalted butter, and you control how much salt to add.

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by spants on Jan 25, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess if you use good quality bacon too, that'll help

most supermarket/commercial butchers stuff is pumped up with saline…

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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 26, 2010 5:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I think that you're thinking of chicken (specifically boneless/skinless chicken breasts)

I don’t what the point of pumping up bacon with saline would be. It’s cured to preserve it so there would be no need to then add a saline solution to it.

Most supermarket bacon (pre-packaged) is treated with sodium nitrite, which helps to preserve both the freshness and the flavor. There literally would be nothing for a saline solution to “soak” on a strip of bacon.

Fresh bacon is so much better, preferably bacon that has been cured over a long period of time or smoked with hickory or maplewood. I get cured fat-back belly bacon from a butcher here in Des Moines. The butcher leaves a belly fat strip on the back of the bacon, meaning you can slice it your self to any thickness, and the fat helps to preserve the flavor and freshness. It costs almost exactly that same as the bacon you get at the store (around $3.50 a pound or so), but you get a little less meat to use.

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by fourstick on Jan 27, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I put 20lbs on cure last night......

Sodium Nitrate is the actual cure (Insta cure #1, or tender quick are the 2 most popular cures, and both contain it). It also adds some color.

  It can be either a wet cure or dry, and dry is the most flavorful…..cure for 10 days, and then smoke for about 12 hours. I’m hopeful that I don’t screw this up.

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by RiverRat on Jan 27, 2010 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

My butcher

does a 12 day dry cure using rock salt. It is seriously the best bacon I have ever tasted.

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by fourstick on Jan 27, 2010 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I would bet

that there is a couple teaspoons of instacure with the salt. Although, the rock salt may have enough impurities that it accomplishes the same thing. Like I said, this is my first try, and everything I have read has insisted that some cure be used.

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by RiverRat on Jan 27, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Although, the rock salt may have enough impurities that it accomplishes the same thing.

NaCl alone is enough to cure meat when used correctly, is it not?

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by hazel on Jan 27, 2010 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

This is actually a polarizing subject....

I fall on the use curing salt side, because it is safe. Curing salt is specifically used to prevent things, like botulism. I’d prefer not to kill my family.

Using just salt to cure meat is kind of like commuting to work on a horse. It was commonplace 100 years ago, and will get me where I’m going, but I’d just as soon drive my truck.

Linki about cures if anyone is interested.

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by RiverRat on Jan 27, 2010 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You made it sound like NaCl isn't enough to cure meat.

Botulism is pretty unlikely to occur on bacon as it requires an anaerobic environment and is inhibited by refrigeration (this is why botulism is a problem for canners- there’s no air and cans are stored at room temp). Also, the toxin is inactivated by cooking. I assume you cook your bacon.

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by hazel on Jan 27, 2010 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

correct.....but the problem arises

when you smoke it. You are keeping meat in an environment of less than 140 degrees for an extended amount of time. More than four hours at > 40^ and <140^ is when problems can occur. Like I said, spending $2 on a cure, which is added at the miniscule rate of 1/4 tsp/lb of meat, used in conjunction with regular salt(kosher not table), to not have to worry about these things is worth it to me.

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by RiverRat on Jan 27, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

That makes sense.

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by hazel on Jan 27, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

It is done to increase the size and weight of bacon

it’s nothing to do with preserving the bacon.

And it is done to pretty much all bacon you buy in the supermarket, and pretty much “a lot” of what you buy in a butchers’.

From the Daily Mail newspaper (UK):

Bacon
Added water: Up to 25 per cent. Most bacon contains added water, which is introduced during the curing process when the meat is injected with, or immersed in, brine. Currently, uncooked bacon only has to be labelled when its water content exceeds 10 per cent. So bacon said to contain "not more than 15 per cent added waterî can legally contain up to 25 per cent.

From FoodMagazine:

“Many shoppers are unaware that processed meats can contain anything from 10% to 30% added water. Although companies are required to declare added water, they don’t have to say how much. The information given on the labels is inconsistent, sometimes hard to find, and often very confusing,” said Ian Tokelove, spokesperson for the Food Commission. “The water won’t harm you, but do you really want to spend your hard-earned cash on watered-down ham and soggy sausages?”
It is legal for companies to add water to any food, including meat, up to a level of 5%, without declaring this on the label. If a company adds more than 5% water to meat (or 10% water for bacon and gammon) then they must state on the label that the product contains added water.

Like I said, this will be the case with 95%+ of the bacon you can buy. I guess the place you go to get your fix might be the exception rather than the rule. I’d imagine they’d legally have to declare if there was any added water when you ask.

A telltale sign is shrinkage: if the bacon shrinks by like 50% in the pan, and produces a lot of steam (instead of smoke) and white fatty residue (which is fat + water, I think) then it’s got a ton of added water.

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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 27, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Right

it’s part of the curing process, which is done on all bacon as it is a cured meat. They aren’t injecting MORE saline solution into their bacon, they’re immersing it in a solution to cure it, injecting it will just cure it faster, although it probably won’t taste as good.

This mostly has to do with meats like chicken or turkey, because they inject them with tons of water to pump them up. It’s also why I buy mostly organic or frozen chicken breasts that have not been injected with saline.

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by fourstick on Jan 28, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Not dry cures etc.

and like the article above says, up to 25% added water. immersing bacon in saline won’t get it to take up one third of its weight in water. This is a specific process designed to increase the mass of cheap bacon.

They aren’t injecting MORE saline solution into their bacon

They really are. Seriously. Look it up.

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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 29, 2010 5:47 AM EST up reply actions  

That was a funny recipe.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 22, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow. That looks absolutely amazing.

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by andi_k on Jan 22, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It looks like the sort of thing that might encourage a person

to consume three days’ worth of calories in one sitting. Good God.

I totally bookmarked that link. Thank you.

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by andi_k on Jan 22, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah--probably not wise to make for two.

We would definitely eat it all.

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by andi_k on Jan 22, 2010 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

anyone else have a roommate they can't stand?

someone please commiserate with me. He is like the apotheosis of the entitled brat – coddled, sheltered, insanely prone to hypochondria. He claims the “dry air” in his room upsets his sinuses, so he sleeps with the window open. In winter. In below freezing temps. Then blasts the heat to compensate. I just checked and the thermostat was set to 82. Eighty fucking two. He has completely disavowed any of the frivolities of college life, because in his words, “He can’t wait to get out into the real world and make some big time fucking money.” In six months, he has not left the house once for social purposes. School, then directly home…every day, including weekends. Things are tense with our landlord, because he claimed there were bed bugs infesting his room. The landlord was nice enough to send two different exterminators out, and even let my roommate hire his own exterminator — and none found any sign of bed bugs. The roomie paid to have the room exterminated anyway, and is now demanding compensation. Oh, did I mention his tv watching consists entirely of fox News and court tv, and he now thinks he’s a legal expert, so he is threatening litigation against our landlord like its a federal case. He bikes. In the tight spandex. He walks around the house in it. After riding, he doesn’t wash it, but puts it straight into the drier to dry all the ball sweat, essentially turning our drier into nothing but a BO cyclotron. He claims he is allergic to dairy (this despite the fact he subsists entirely on organic yogurt). He claims he is allergic to all the toxins in regular food, so he can only buy fresh organic foods. He doesn’t drink. Yes, I have a college roommate and I can’t split a pizza or a 12 pack with him. I could go on, but suffice it to say: FML. I feel much better now that I got that rant out.
Fin

by mattyp on Jan 22, 2010 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

The part about the bike shorts was just nasty.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 22, 2010 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah that's ruff, disgusting, totally unclean & unhealthy

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

If he's worried about his sinuses,

tell him to get some saline spray and leave the windows closed. Keep the heat around 68-70 degrees F.

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by spants on Jan 22, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

introduce the guy to the humidifier concept.

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by tom s. on Jan 23, 2010 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he thinks he's sick all the time because he dries sweat in his clothing.

And doesn’t leave the house. And turns the heat up to high.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 22, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I know people

that’s all I am sayin’

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by mattyfrommo on Jan 22, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i know some pig farmers

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 22, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Gross.

I had a filthy roommate in grad school. I went into her bedroom once to answer the phone, and there was an uncovered chicken and broccoli casserole on the floor or her room next to an uncovered can of lard with chicken bones in it.

by peach concrete on Jan 22, 2010 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I do

my roommate will just come home talking loudly to himself at like 5am, and he’s so blasted you have to explain to him it’s not cool to do that and yes, he was being loud enough to wake up people. and that was his coherent phase. I’m gonna kill him.

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 22, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

psychologically speaking, passive agressiveness is a problem

yes, that guy’s behavior is not normal. yes, your reaction to it will solve nothing.

Please, all of us, remember that we are not real people in your life.

Don’t forget… you don’t know us (and I don’t mean it in the sense that we shouldn’t feel compassion for people in bad situations), and we don’t know you.

In other words, it bothers me that your venting mechanism consists, at least in part, in opening up to a message board.

You’re probably a really cool guy, but if you start turning to fake people (ie; VEB) for a copping strategy, then perhaps you’ve taken it too far.

Just my two cents. I could be wrong.

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by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 23, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes just writing something down is cathartic.

And, he got instant feedback. Plus, I think turning to people you don’t know is better than internalizing or acting out. My two cents.

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by spants on Jan 23, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think

that this has become a site where people know who is posting, and although it is anonymous, people feel comfortable discussing anything here. And since indeed, many things are discussed, why not one’s quirky roommate. What worries me the most is that I sound like that roommate, 40 years ago. Up at 7, studying 7 days a week, to bed at 10, when my roommate was just about ready to start studying. I hated the roommate situation. How do you compromise when you want to study early, he wants to hang out, and maybe study late at night? Basically he was couldn’t really use his room at night the way he wanted. But, if he did, what was I supposed to do. College dorms can be pretty uncomfortable, off campus is probably best.

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Jan 25, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

solution:

stop studying.

I can go back to school, but it will never be as a 21 year old with an ingrained desire for alcohol consumption

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 27, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

I don’t think I met him at VEB day this year, who is that guy?

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 23, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Snap!

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 23, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

umm,, it's a talk thread. you come here to talk about stuff

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 23, 2010 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it is probably a better thing to do than strangling him with the bike shorts

/psychologist

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 23, 2010 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

well I think it's incredibly overwrought to refer to it as a "coping strategy"

I vented. Once. I’d vent to my nail stylist or hairdresser, but I’m a guy. I’d vent to friends, but we all go to the same school and run in the same circles as the roommate, so it would just get back to him and result in more tension in an impermanent living situation that will be over pretty soon. I’d vent to my family, but they all died in a petrochemical fire. So, alas, I must subject VEB to my personal angst every once in a while.

by mattyp on Jan 23, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a french roommate for 1 semester

would somehow be in the shower for over an hour and still stink the room up with BO. I could smell the vent on the door to tell if he was in the room or not before entering

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 27, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

well, I'm staying in to watch Conan's last show (anyone else?)

and now the only question is what sub to get: Meatball, Cheese steak, or Chicken with ranch and bacon. Someone proffer some sage advice here.

by mattyp on Jan 22, 2010 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

MOAR COWBELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 23, 2010 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

COWBELL!!!

:=8D

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jan 25, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

anyone else watching the WWU recap on FSM?

mmm that sweet Fox Sports Midwest propaganda.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 22, 2010 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

that is one badass tattoo on Carp.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 22, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

dunno how i missed this

but how did Frankie get away with keeping the goat-beard over the offseason?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 22, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

last quote I heard was on the lines of

she’s over there and I’m over here
…now that I think of it, I don’t want to know what the Franklins have arranged.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 22, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I did watch the first part.

Have they released the second installment yet?

"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Jan 22, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

no clue

didn’t have time to watch the whole thing.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 23, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeez, I just looked at the P-D WWU photos.

Did Colby un-age five years? I saw the photo caption from earlier alluding to this, but seriously, when I saw that photo I was thinking “What high schooler is signing autographs?” I really didn’t recognize him.

"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Jan 22, 2010 11:24 PM EST reply actions  

I guess all that weight on him aged him somewhat

now that he’s lean and working out or… whatever he said, I need a translation of it… he looks like he’d blow over in a strong breeze.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 23, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

geez!!

http://stltoday.mycapture.com/mycapture/enlarge.asp?image=27559705&event=926515&CategoryID=38580

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 23, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

he's started the wasting away before the season even started!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 23, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh my God!

He looks younger than me!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 23, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, he's not been able to sign many autographs in that session

as his mom says he can’t talk to strangers.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 5:16 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That is exactly the photo I was talking about

He looks fifteen.

"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Jan 25, 2010 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

pic of my wife's friend at caravan

looks like he’s a ways away from any OMS

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 27, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That abbreviation is lost on me.

But that is a very nice picture.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 27, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Old Man Strength?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 27, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

alternately, anything that fits into the S. is also understood.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 27, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Why do want him to be old?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 27, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't

just looking forward to the time when he develops old man strength and comes to ST in the best shape of his life.

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 27, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

i think i found somthing even Az might try

maybe

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 23, 2010 12:06 AM EST reply actions  

Anybody else watching the Aussie Open?

some damn good tennis going on on the men’s side. Wish the women were a little more consistent. If only the schedule was three hours earlier, so i wouldn’t have to choose between going to class without any sleep and watching the late matches. Best match I saw so far was the Isner-Monfils match. Isner looked very potent, although he’s currently down against Murray. I am a huge Roddick fan; not only on the court, but he’s pretty awesome to listen to off the court.

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

by jacksonian on Jan 23, 2010 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

One of my friends played against Isner in NC as a junior player

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 24, 2010 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

the little bit of him I saw (vs Murray)

he didn’t look very good tbh. A big serve and not much else. He certainly didn’t get close to troubling Murray with any of his groundstrokes and made a lot of unforced errors when it got into a rally. It basically looked at times like he had no clue what to do once it got into a rally, no strategy to actually win points.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 5:20 AM EST up reply actions  

other than the amusing side-show parody of tiger's exploits, i haven't

though, it would be nice to have a reason to be into tennis again. i personally haven’t taken an interest since agassi won wimbledon.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 3:24 AM EST up reply actions  

who the hell has classes on saturday night/sunday morning?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 24, 2010 4:10 AM EST up reply actions  

well i am good tonight

but the tourney has been going on since sunday night. basically every night from 8 to 5am. I can’t go much past 1, especially on the eves on my 8am classes.

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

by jacksonian on Jan 24, 2010 4:29 AM EST up reply actions  

ahh, I understand

I was seriously wondering about your choice of higher education

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 24, 2010 4:51 AM EST up reply actions  

some moran just paid $115,000 for a Shelby Series 1 Coupe that was supercharged

just because pmoy karen mcdougal owned it. that’s a $65,000 car at most. some people are really stupid rich, and really stupid.

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 23, 2010 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

If I had a ricockulous amount of money

I would own this:

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 23, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

you can build you own for what, around $50K?

that’s if you do all the work yourself & build the engine & tranny. an original one will set you back a cool $500K easily

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 23, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

right, and if I were shitting cash

I want a real one. Or a GT-40. I’m a Ford guy, even though I sell Chevy parts. Job security.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 23, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i love Ford trucks, Cobra's & the Shelby's

but other than that i’ve never been a ford guy. i’ve always liked mopar & gm. of course now that the gov’t runs both of them i feel like a car guy without a home.

my grandpa has given me a 77F150-100 Ranger that i absolutely love with all my heart & hope to one day be able to restore it to better than original condition. that truck is why i like ford trucks. what it’s been through & what it’s done is legendary.

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 24, 2010 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

what engine?

77,I’m guessing 351 M, which I am not a fan of. Find a 390 FE and shove in that beast.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 24, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

nope, the 460

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 24, 2010 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

i don't care, i love em. i call him Brute

my grandpa ordered this bad boy & it has a ton of stuff on it that most 77’s didn’t come with. i ran the vin & did some research a few years ago on it & learned which plant it was buit at, when it was built which was right around my birth which is another reason i love it, how many were built like it, less than 500 if my memory serves me right, and other cool stuff about it.

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 24, 2010 2:26 AM EST up reply actions  

My current toy


1966 Ranchero…stretched to an extended cab. 302 auto.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 24, 2010 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

that's hoosierrific

one day i’d ove to have an el camino. i kind of drive one now, but it’s not mine

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 24, 2010 2:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I know....

I feel like Joe Dirt driving it.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 24, 2010 2:30 AM EST up reply actions  

i sold my car in aut 6

haven’t bought one since. no insurance payments. no gas. no liability.

not really beneficial to the sub-thread, but i just wanted to be included.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 3:23 AM EST up reply actions  

i don't think i could live without a car

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 24, 2010 3:41 AM EST up reply actions  

for risk of sounding like a woodland savage

it’s almost how man was meant to live. you are forced to socialize with people and run the risk every day of having to go toe-to-toe with someone, be they crazy, bitchy, or just fundamentally different. really changes your perspective on yourself and the world for the better.

i understand why motor vehicles exist and many days crave one so fucking badly, but the advantages of living without one – when found – are extremely satisfying. and not from a “saving the ecosystem” kind of way.

more of an independent spirit hearkening back to the shogun days or modern major-league baseball of constant danger but unspoken rules governing how people interact.

i’m not saying give up your car. but maybe you should think of ways to become independent of it.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 3:48 AM EST up reply actions  

We've got two cars, but we pretty much just share one of them.

I thought I would freak out not having a car, but you know, someone will always pick me up or I can walk. No biggie.

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Jan 24, 2010 3:50 AM EST up reply actions  

carless in st. louis is tough

it’s a well-known danger to use mass transit. plus it’s no longer centralized around a single location. residential areas exist so far away from commercial areas it’s appalling. i loathe the fact that the downtown area falls further and further into decay each time i visit. it looks like atlantic city. awful.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 3:53 AM EST up reply actions  

i,,,i,,,,i,,,,i don't even know how to process the though of living without a car

i love cars

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 24, 2010 4:14 AM EST up reply actions  

cars are great

they’re remarkably powerful. efficient for traveling. pretty to look at.

do they make you a better person? maybe. i wouldn’t say they do. neither do guns make you more of a man than the ability to break someone’s arms with your own hands, but technology always moves forward and we should adjust i suppose.

i can just justify money spent on gas, insurance, personal property taxes, what mechanics feel you should pay for something, some dick denting your car door in a parking garage and driving away, the liability you undertake when any accident could be misconstrued as your personal fatal negligence…all of that money and energy could be better spent elsewhere for the time being.

i am fortunate to live in a place that allows that to a reasonable extent. i feel bad that certain factors allow my hometown – the Lou – to be a place where that is simply not an option.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 4:22 AM EST up reply actions  

to me, cars represent freedom

if you take away my car, you take away my freedom

now that’s not the only thing they represent, but it’s a big part. i may never have the life i always thought i wanted in the auto biz, but i will always love & cherish cars. they are in my blood, they are part of who i am.

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 24, 2010 4:50 AM EST up reply actions  

you can't post to VEB from a car

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 24, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the ability to break someone's arms with your own hands

would be more manly than using a gun

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 24, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

if you could break someone's gun with your own hands

that pretty much trumps the lot.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 5:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

I struggle in the UK when I don’t have a car, and we actually have public transport here. I’m not sure I could exist in the MidWest without one.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 5:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Depends on where you are

if you live in downtown Chicago, it’s no problem at all, for one cheerypicked example.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 25, 2010 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I live in Montana.....

a gas guzzling four wheel drive is a necessity.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 25, 2010 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

I visited chicago about 6 years ago. i really love that city. I realise there’s bound to be some StL defensiveness/city envy on this site, but, for me, the windy city is my favourite in the US (including the Lou and NYC).

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 26, 2010 5:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I really like it there, too.

And I’m from St. Louis. Of course, I wasn’t there during baseball season, so results may be skewed.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 26, 2010 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Chicago was built by the city manager

that St. Louis fired after he cleared out market street and built that walkable neigborhood in front of Union Station. That pissed off the people who then would go and excise the county from the city.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 26, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Luckily he decided to put in some diagonal streets

which wreak havoc on getting anywhere quickly when you run into a 6 spoke intersection…

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jan 29, 2010 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for proper use of ricockulous.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jan 24, 2010 5:16 AM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for killer car

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 24, 2010 5:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Looks too small to drive though

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Jan 25, 2010 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I gave myself a haircut.

And I think I did a pretty damn good job. Just don’t look at the back.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Jan 24, 2010 1:43 AM EST reply actions  

hey i gave myself one too

what does everyone think?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 3:19 AM EST up reply actions  

sorry about that.

that had more to do with whiskey and listening to the birthday party than the subject matter.

your hair looks good, hazel. it will make you successful in your material endeavors.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 3:29 AM EST up reply actions  

....

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 24, 2010 3:41 AM EST up reply actions  

this site definitely needs moar nick cave

i’m somewhat surprised RB isn’t more of a fan, actually.

His most recent album is slightly disappointing, one or two tracks aside, don’t you think?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 5:24 AM EST up reply actions  

So I'm looking at graduate schools now before I get too busy...

My list is:
1. Mizzou
2. Texas
3. Vanderbilt
4. UVA
5. Tennessee
Does anyone know anything about the Special Ed Master’s programs at these places?
Mizzou is currently my top choice because it would be cheapest.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 25, 2010 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

Aren't you like a sophomore?

Or a freshman (freshwoman? you know what, nevermind…)? Way too early to be worrying about grad school.

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 25, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Sophomore.

I don’t think it is. I want to worry about it now before it’s too late.
I looked at colleges sophomore year.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 25, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

UVA

is far superior on that list; come north to civilization for a good edjumacation…
;=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jan 25, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i would do that, but i loved my time at uva & cville

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 25, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You went to UVA?

How long were you there?

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 25, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i partied there a few times back in the late 90s early 00s

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 25, 2010 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I smoked weed with Johnny Hopkins

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 27, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, the US News rankings for grad schools are easily gamed

and can often obscure more than they reveal.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 25, 2010 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

per google – us news says: this.

if you don't know what is wrong with me, then you don't know what you've missed. - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 25, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I went there.

That guided my search but I don’t think I will be able to afford Vandy.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 25, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I know a fair amount about Vandy...

…although I know more about some of the other Peabody Masters than the Special Ed one — but the Special Ed department has a fantastic reputation nationally. And there are undoubtedly some fellowships/jobs available, even for Masters students, so I wouldn’t rule it out at this stage.

by peach concrete on Jan 25, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

aren't they all going to be ridiculously expensive then (besides Mizzou)

These days, most out-of-state tuition at public schools hovers around what it costs to go to private. I got into a grad program at Texas, and it was still 40k+/yr.

by mattyp on Jan 25, 2010 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

also, if you're really dead-set on going out of state

you can look at what it costs to establish residency in different states. For example—from what I recall—California is quite easy to get residency in, while Texas would take a year of owning real property and paying state taxes there. Vandy…eh, I don’t know, you’re probably screwed on tuition unless they are generous with scholarships, in which case I’d say study your ass for the GRE and make sure you’ve filed as an independent (not a dependent of your parents) before you submit your financial info to them (unless your parents are dirt poor, I guess).

by mattyp on Jan 25, 2010 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I am going to so bad on that.

I won’t have had math in a year and physical science in even longer. I’m a little worried.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 26, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not really dead set on going out of state for this.

But at first I thought Mizzou didn’t have an on campus Special Ed Grad program and that’s what I wanted.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 26, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

It was still a lot cheaper to go here out of state than Vandy.

like 20,000 a year against about 40,000- 50,000. So it depends on the private school. Grad school may be different. I’m not at that stage yet.
I got in state here though so it was even cheaper.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 26, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh LAWLZZZZ this is totally my day job.

Here’s some info:

program choices

SPED website

"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Jan 25, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you work in the education school?

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 25, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I work in graduate admissions.

I do a million different things, the workload is completely unreasonable, the pay is insulting, but I get 75% off tuition and actually do learn something new every day (nice cliche, huh?). For example, I can tell from the syntax of an email whether the author is Korean or Chinese, I know that Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University is one of the most popular schools in India, and I’ve learned a ton about immigration regulations as they pertain to student visas and work permits.

Every time a student wants to apply for OPT (optional practical training after a degree is finished) I think “You down with OPT? Yeah, you know me!” but I think I would get fired if I explained that joke to students.

I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Jan 25, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I know that joke.

Because we have OPP (Oliver Purnell’s Posse) here at basketball games. They play that song every game and everyone shouts “Yeah you know me.” I bet most of the students don’t know where that came from. I didn’t until one of my friends told me and I was disgusted and refused to participate in that cheer the next game I went to. I wonder how Oliver feels about it.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 25, 2010 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, explaining it to international students would be even harder and more inappropriate.

I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Jan 25, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Now, I should get out of here and do my homework.

But if you want to know more about that particular school, facebook me (my fb profile is private, but anyone from work could be on VEB and deduce who I am).

I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Jan 25, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

that sounds dirty

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 25, 2010 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

you wish it were dirty

I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Jan 25, 2010 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

guilty

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 25, 2010 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

gdm, are you hacking into my lab's servers?

We had one of our main servers crash this morning and when we rebooted it, it kept blaring the following error:

GDM user gdm does not exist

by brackenthebox on Jan 26, 2010 11:00 AM EST reply actions  

Witchcraft?

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 26, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

i don't exist. i'm a figment of dan's vivid imagination

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 26, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

New favorite text from last night

link

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 26, 2010 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

That is amazing.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 26, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, a 314

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-13104.html

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 27, 2010 5:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Good job STL.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 27, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

i think you meant, you stay classy STL

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 27, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, that's friggin huge

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 27, 2010 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what he said.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 27, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

My roommate in college

somehow scored one of the movie cardboard cut-outs of Ron Burgundy and we put it in our window so everyone walking through the quad could say hi to Ron…I wish I would have kept it…

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 28, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Blake Hawksworth just tweeted South Carolina going to pull this off?

link
If he is actually cheering for them that is unacceptable and he is dead to me.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 26, 2010 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

awwwww, come on cgirly, it was a nice win, they won't win anything else all year

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 26, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He's dead to me.

And if you don’t watch it gdm…

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 26, 2010 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

whoaaaaaa, slow down there little lady

i don’t wanna be a gamecock!

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 27, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

i move that the ot thread have something in its title that says "OT thread"

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 27, 2010 5:21 AM EST reply actions  

i move it stays classy & uses coolio lingo

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 27, 2010 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I second this

next thing you know Yadi2Second will want us to have “Hot Stove Thread” in all hot stove thread topics!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Jan 27, 2010 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

song lyrics & polls are a must for ot threads

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 27, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I second this

I think I could come up with a witty title that has both “OT” and " thread" in it, but I am not gonna make the next one, so the witty has gotta come from you, Y2S!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Jan 27, 2010 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't be witty without baseball

’m screwed.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

i said if i was wrong, i would say i was wrong

well i guess i was wrong. just add this to everything else that i have no idea what i’m talking about

i’ve called my reporter buddy & left a message asking wtf.

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 27, 2010 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

What were you wrong about?

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 28, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Psych season 4 part two kicks off tonight on USA @10, 9central

which is less than half an hour folks. you have been warned.

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 27, 2010 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

Jules better be less douchey than she was in the last couple episodes!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Jan 27, 2010 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

john cena plays her bro tonight, so i'm not getting my hopes up

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 27, 2010 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

they just better not ruin my fave show

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Jan 27, 2010 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

they need to give her a bf to piss off shawn

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 27, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, yes they do

but not Guster

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Jan 27, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

they need to bring his hot sister back & let shawn & her piss him off

guss needs to keep striking out with the ladies in epic fashion. he & jules would be horrible together.

lassy needs a girl too. i feel really bad for him.

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 27, 2010 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Pysch is best when Lassy is lame

and you’re right about Gus, he is at his best when he THINKS he is a lady’s man.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Jan 27, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

so far so good

Major General!

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 27, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm watching it in the morning!

but good to know. Right now I am watching the one with Urkel and the big funny guy.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Jan 27, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

i haven't eaten any solid food since sunday & i'm not that hungry

is that good or bad? i’ve just drank a little gatorade & some 7up because my stupid nephew gave me the stomach flu. yet another reason why i’m so anti kid

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 27, 2010 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

you'll live

try to sneak a beer in there though

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Jan 27, 2010 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

That's bad.

You should be eating when you have the stomach flu because then you know when you’re over it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 27, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Gameday Audio and Cardinals Nation deal

browsing the mothership, I saw an ad to join Cardinals Nation. Costs $19.95 for a bunch a bs but it does have two good items. The first is a voucher for two tickets to any game and the second is access to the new gameday and audio programs from mlb.com. Those who want the advanced gameday features can join Cardinals Nation and get the tickets to a ballgame as well. Last year the Gameday Premium product sold for $19.95 (access was included if you bought any of the mlb.tv products.

NEXT-GENERATION GAMEDAY AND AUDIO EXPERIENCE :.
All 2010 members of Cardinals Nation will receive access to our new gameday and audio product debuting this spring. New features include live TV look-ins, fully integrated audio and stats, and enhanced pitch-by-pitch data and graphics.

by ubeddie on Jan 27, 2010 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

You should make this a FanShot.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 27, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Good idea - I posted one.

And I don’t know what I was doing talking about baseball in the OT thread.

by ubeddie on Jan 29, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

has anybody seen Nickleback, Breaking Benjamin, Shinedown, or Sick Puppies in concert?

Mainly for Breaking Benjamin, my wife got me tickets to a concert with these bands, and just curious how they are live

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 28, 2010 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

(vomit)

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by spants on Jan 28, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

What she said

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 28, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I thoroughly enjoy Breaking Benjamin

so that should make it worth it, but I guess these bands aren’t cool enough for VEB

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 28, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

thank you for the in-depth review

I’m guessing you don’t any of these bands

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 28, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't read past Nickelback.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 28, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

just read them in order

I’m not a huge Nickleback fan, but obviously they’re doing something right, and it’s not like it’s boy band music or slooty girl anthems…

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 28, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a fan.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 28, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

well you'll have the chance

concert is at the Allstate arena.

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 28, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

sweet!

somebody is going to give me a grand to see Nickelback woooooo!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 28, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Never mind, I guess

maybe one of these days I’ll know what music is cool

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by STLRegalia on Jan 28, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never heard of any of those bands

besides Nickleback. But I would divorce my wife if she got me Nickleback tickets.

by Mister Eff on Jan 28, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I would never want just Nickleback tickets

but,

I thoroughly enjoy Breaking Benjamin

I’m no music critic, but if you like rock, Breaking Benjamin is my favorite

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 28, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

If you think it's cool, then it's cool to you.

And I hope you have a good time.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 28, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It's just funny to me that you haven't noticed all the audiophiles commenting here.

It’s like you walked into a room of opera fans and started talking to them about rap.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 28, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess I didn't realize it was so 6

so what do you think of Lil Wayne’s last album?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 28, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

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by spants on Jan 28, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

VEB is elitist in its literature tastes and

esoteric in its music tastes. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a single band RB lists on Wednesday. I approve of your Breaking Benjamin tickets whom I’ve seen in concert before. Several of my friends have seen Sick Puppies in concert.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Jan 29, 2010 8:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Does this band really exist?

Because if it does I am finding them. That is probably my favorite book ever.

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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 29, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh they're real and they're . . . . not bad

kind of hard to classify, but I like them for reasons that I can’t put my finger on.

If you’re gonna check em out, start with Volcano

by brackenthebox on Jan 29, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds like Panic at the Disco

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by STLRegalia on Jan 29, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

now I feel cool, because I have their cd

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 30, 2010 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

DOES NOT COMPUTE

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 29, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Or Radiohead?

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 29, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

is this a hipster thread?

so confused

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes. Only hipsters have heard of Radiohead.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 31, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope I'm not a hipster

I am reasonably hygienic, but I do enjoy Radiohead when drunk and angry. combination is rare.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I figured the White Stripes were hipsterish

or douchey, one of the two.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

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by mattyfrommo on Jan 31, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Right

because creep wasn’t on nonstop rotation in MTV back in the day. Or something.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Feb 1, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I do what Magnet tells me to do

it really alleviates a lot of troublesome decision-making.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 1, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never listened to one of their songs

Were they the band that Natalie Portman was listening to on headphones in Garden State?

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Jan 29, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Jan 30, 2010 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

that was the shins.

"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.

by tom s. on Jan 30, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

here's a mind blower

my music tastes are far more esoteric than RB’s, but I know people with more esoteric tastes than I have developed.

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 29, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew the White Stripes

when they were just fetuses gestating in the womb!

by mattyp on Jan 29, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Just had to come share

what might have been the coolest thing that ever happened to me. I ended up having a ticket to the State of the Union address and got to see it live from inside the chamber.

Not bragging (was just in the right place at the right time), not being political. Just an amazing, once in a lifetime experience. The sad part was that I was there alone, with no way document it – as they take everything away from you when you enter the gallery. So, I’m feeling a need to tell everyone about it, so as to remind myself it really happened.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jan 29, 2010 8:23 AM EST reply actions  

That is pretty freaking cool.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 29, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

would have been fun

to watch all those old grumpy men clap back and forth at each other…they should bring back the duel and let them hash it out that way

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 29, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

They should have question time like the Brits.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Jan 30, 2010 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

There's no reason for that

Question time exists because the Prime Minister is formally responsible to Parliament—Gordon Brown can be removed at any time by a majority vote of Parliament. He is therefore accountable to them, and must come back and discuss how he is governing in their name.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 30, 2010 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The speech-counterspeech system,

in which each side just gives a lame, one-sided sales pitch (no matter now awesome their speech-giving abilities are), is tired and sucks. I don’t really care about the actual political/legal justification, I just find it far more entertaining and satisfying.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Jan 30, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

I still want the debate format of ‘put the presidential candidates on tv, no moderator, and a bottle of whiskey, and let them talk’

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 31, 2010 1:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd support that

But I’d also like there to be a panel of fact-checkers in the room ready to call them both on false numbers.

by peach concrete on Jan 31, 2010 1:16 AM EST up reply actions  

That will never happen

if the media did fact checking of political claims, they would immediately get accused of not being objective.

I will say no more to avoid the ‘no politics’ rule.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 31, 2010 1:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I think you've done pretty well treading lightly here.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Jan 31, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

I would love to be there.

The clapping might be a bit much, but just watching the Republicans grimace at the Democratic agenda that Obama lays out would have been priceless.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jan 29, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I would have found it hard not to get kicked out for recreating the Wilson moment

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 29, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

It would be worth it.

You’d have a talk show on FOX News by the end of the night.

by Mister Eff on Jan 29, 2010 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

You can't top the time that Bush's speechwriters accidentially wrote a Democratic

applause line into his SOTU, though.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jan 29, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't top George Bush period.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jan 30, 2010 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I heart Colbert

just for the humor. I like Stewart as well, more because I love making fun of Fox news and the other idiots in politics, but Colbert is just straight hilarious.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jan 30, 2010 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Is he cranking dat Soulja Boy?

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 30, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Think he is doing Thriller actually

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jan 30, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

What's the backstory to you getting a ticket?

Also, did you high five Samuel Alito afterwards or not?

[I’m kidding; don’t answer the second question.]

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Jan 29, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Not much backstory...

One of my best friends is the Chief of Staff for a Congresswoman. I happened to be in DC this past week for a conference and saw my friend and she just offered me her ticket. There’s no way you say no to that offer.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Jan 31, 2010 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I think there a few people here looking to contact you about jobs

is that a related note…?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Speed Racer:

worst movie, or worst movie EVAR?

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 29, 2010 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

President Obama's administration looking into legality of BCS

Link Don’t read the comments, drinking to excess would be the more fun way to lose the IQ points.

by mattyp on Jan 30, 2010 1:21 AM EST reply actions  

Someone was asking about cocoa brownies the other day.

This just turned up in Google Reader this morning. I’ve made a ton of recipes from this site and they’ve all been amazing.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 30, 2010 1:00 PM EST reply actions  

Movietime: Anvil! The Story of Anvil

Possibly the greatest love story of our time.

I know next to nothing about metal music (and he may be a genius, I don’t know, but I’ve always kind of wanted to kick Lars Ulrich), but I really loved this movie. Made me both sad and joyful at the same time, which doesn’t often happen.

So that’s my film plug of the week.

by peach concrete on Jan 31, 2010 1:15 AM EST reply actions  

yes, awesome movie indeed

was probably one of the top 5 movies—of any genre—last year and wasn’t even one of the 15!!! documentaries chosen to considered for the documentary category, in case you needed any further proof proof of how far the Academy has their collective head up their collective ass (well, that and Crash winning best picture)

by mattyp on Jan 31, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh. I didn't know that about the Oscars - I was hoping Anvil was nominated.

I still haven’t seen Crash and don’t intend to. But if Hurt Locker beats out Avatar for Best Director and Best Picture this year, I’ll send at least a few positive thoughts the Academy’s way.

by peach concrete on Feb 1, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I've got Hurt Locker sitting on my coffee table.

Trying to convince the hubby to watch it with me. I think he makes all movie decisions based on titles. For example, he refused to watch Chinatown with me. He’s really missing out.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Feb 1, 2010 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

what about

Big Trouble in Little China?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Feb 1, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

one night in chyna makes the hard man humble.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 2, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I absolutely loved it

best movie of last year that I saw. I think I mentioned it on here a month or two ago but nobody seemed to have seen it! Anyhow, I thought it was excellent.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 5:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Excellent, and now nominated for stacks of Oscars.

Which are, it goes without saying, stoopid. But I’m 18 different kinds of happy to see Jeremy Renner nominated for his performance in that movie.

by peach concrete on Feb 2, 2010 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

yes.

he was very good in it.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

forget it, spants.

it’s chinatown.

"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.

by tom s. on Feb 3, 2010 12:12 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

hahahaha

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Feb 3, 2010 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

In fact...

New sig.

"Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown." - tom s.

by spants on Feb 3, 2010 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

If you're going to complain about Crash winning in a weak year

you’d be better off complaining about Forrest Gump winning over the Shawshank Redemption AND Pulp Fiction.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Feb 1, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Shawshank is slightly over-rated IMO

and I’d still probably have it in my top 20 or so.

I don’t really see a big issue with Gump beating those 2 films. As far as Hollywood blockbusters go, they’re all pretty good.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 5:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Shawshank was not a Hollywood blockbuster

but I see what you mean

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 2, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno, is there a specific criteria list?

it was pretty successful, financially and critically, it featured two or three genuine household-name movie stars, it was based on a story by a household name novelist (one of the most famous of all time), had a pretty decent budget, had a VERY typical Hollywoody story arc.

Meh. I dunno. I guess it’s all semantics.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I just think of blockbusters as kicking ass at the Box office, and Shawshank did not do that

I guess it all depends on your definition of blockbuster.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 2, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

well I think the term "blockbuster" is usually conferred

on the basis of budget, extent of release, and and box office success. In that regard it fails. It was a limited release film, had a budget of about $25 million, and only ended up making about $28 million in the US box office. It really didn’t find its popularity until video release and then TV replay.

by mattyp on Feb 2, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno, it did pretty well here

does non-US money not count? I hadn’t realised it was a limited release in the States.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Gump is formulaic, schmaltzy and kind of without message

it was entertaining on a first viewing, but not great by any means.

Of course, I watched Pulp Fiction again recently, and oh, my god, it encapsulated 1994 really well. Adn I mean that as a bad thing and as a good thing.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Feb 2, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

we hates it!

"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.

by tom s. on Feb 3, 2010 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

It's in your head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWmiO4SavZI

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Feb 3, 2010 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Free music.

http://lstn.urbanoutfitters.com/8/

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Jan 31, 2010 11:46 AM EST reply actions  

That's cool, thanks!

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 31, 2010 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just starting Itunes

I don’t see how to get the free downloads. Someone educate me please.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 31, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a Download in iTunes button on the right side of the page.

It’s grey and rectangular. See it? Click that, and then you’ll have to enter your password and click Redeem. That should do it.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 31, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you have most recent iTunes?

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 31, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you turned your computer off and then on again?

Sometimes that works for me.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 31, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

that did it.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.

by RiverRat on Jan 31, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

It works again.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 31, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I used it

It didn’t let me choose the 25 songs, picked them for me. Did I iTunes fail?

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 31, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. It was just a 25-song playlist.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 31, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I figured that out

Just a JD fail

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Feb 1, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

i for one am waiting for some of these alleged centiquid pictures

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I for one

am intirgued by the Centiquid release point. I have it somewhere in early April…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 1, 2010 5:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure I browned my ground meat (chicken) entirely

but I left the chili boiling for over an hour
what are my chances

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

You'll be fine.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Jan 31, 2010 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

ground chicken was an interesting experiment

I should mix it with some other meat next time
ground turkey is good, though I am not a real meat expert. other than eating it a lot.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I just made a batch of chili with ground turkey (Sunday)

I’ve found myself using ground turkey for everything that calls for ground beef…the cow would be so proud

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Feb 1, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

we should get some cow points

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 1, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I try not to cook with chicken

I have almost given myself food poisoning way too often.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 31, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

really? it's pork that's tricky, imo

tender chicken usually eludes me, though.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't try to get too experimental with pork

but chicken is always tempting in that regard, so I stay away from chicken.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 31, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

meat thermometer

I wasn’t too hot about them before, but have found they’re handy. as long as you know where to stick it.
(don’t go there, people. it would be lame anyway.)

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I was hoping no one went THERE on my subject line

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 31, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

chili officially sucks

I dreamed that Skip was a Cub.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 1, 2010 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

warning ... science. do not read on a weak stomach.

I’m watching one of those Planet Earth things
and there’s this fungus bursting out of an ant’s brain

awesome

it’s like mushroom impalement, or a Giger. (no, Giger.)

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah I've seen that

it is, indeed, awesome. It controls the ant’s brain to make it climb up the highest blade of grass, so that when it explodes out of its head, Aliens-stylee, it showers its infectious parasitic seed as far and wide as possible, infecting other ants with erupting-head-fungus.

God is one pretty sick dude.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 1, 2010 5:34 AM EST up reply actions  

or bored

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 1, 2010 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

parasitic fungus bursting in the mindfield

WHOAOAOAH!!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 1, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

YES!

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39351196

The related shop on birds is also awesome.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 1, 2010 9:23 AM EST reply actions  

...topical

this is a cool idea

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 1, 2010 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Your 10 Favorite Radiohead songs thread (if you like Radiohead)

1. Planet Telex
2. Subterranean Homesick Alien
3. The National Anthem
4. In Limbo
5. Sail To The Moon
6. A Punchup At A Wedding
7. Myxomatosis
8. A Wolf At The Door
9. Weird Fishes
10. House of Cards

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 1, 2010 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

I'm not a huge Radiohead fan, I'm pretty much only versed on their "popular" stuff (like what gets on the radio)

But I love, love, love “Paranoid Android” (i.e. top 10-20 favorite song), and “Karma Police” and “Morning Bell” are also excellent tracks.

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Feb 1, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Most people I talk to prefer the bends

it’s so accessible

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Feb 2, 2010 1:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I know its heresy, but I think I like The Bends over OK Computer and Kid A

so just about every song on that album is tied for favorite. The Bends, Fake Plastic Trees, Nice Dream, Black Star, Street Spirit, etc. I guess the same could really be said for OK Computer, though I especially like Let Down. I also really like when Radiohead goes acoustic, so songs like Gagging Order are also favorites.

by mattyp on Feb 1, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I love OK Computer above all else.

I also like Amnesiac, which is not everyone’s cup o’ tea.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Feb 1, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

10. Karma Police/Fake Plastic Trees (it’s the same song)
9. Creep
8. The Electric Slide
7. Stuck in the Middle with You
6. Loser
5. Party Hard
4. Clocks
3. Big Pimpin
2. Freebird
1. Sweet Home Alabama

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Feb 1, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

In fairness

Radiohead covering freebird would be badass

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Feb 2, 2010 2:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Damnit, you're right.

I forgot Thriller.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Feb 2, 2010 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

other goodies

Street Spirit
Reckoner
Lurgee
Thinking About You
Banana Co

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Feb 2, 2010 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Also

Jadiohead
It’s a mix of Jay-Z and Radiohead
and it’s Free
recommended listening

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Feb 2, 2010 2:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Planet Telex is an odd choice IMO

it’s one of my less favourite songs from that record, although I’m probably rare in a room full of US-based radiohead fans in that The Bends is my favourite record of theirs and I find much of their post-Kid-A stuff so-so.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 5:16 AM EST up reply actions  

different strokes for different folks

that’s one of my favorite songs of theirs, def. top 5 anyway. off of bends I also really like Just and My Iron Lung. Kid A I think is their most consistent album for me, and Hail to the Thief has the highest concentration of good songs on it, although not their best album overall.

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 2, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum machine

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 2, 2010 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

electioneering, please.

"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.

by tom s. on Feb 3, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

YES!

I LOVE that song. LOVE LOVE LOVE.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Feb 3, 2010 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah, me too

seems to be something of a fan favourite! I think that and (somewhat bizarrely) “Airbag” are my favourite two radiohead songs, even though I’m not a huge OK Computer fanboy. The Bends (the song) and “Bones” are up there too.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 3, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually read that as "that song used to be my ginger"

sorry, jd.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 1, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Feb 1, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I finally ventured over here.

Is anyone totally freaking excited for LOST tomorrow?

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Feb 1, 2010 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

I've always had mixed feelings about Lost (agonizingly slow plot, stupid smoke monster, annoying Kate)...

…but I confess to being excited about tomorrow’s premiere. Mostly because I love Ben Linus. Just freaking LOVE him. Beyond reason. It makes me happy every time he shows up on screen. He’s one of a number of tv characters whom I would absolutely loathe in real life, but adore on my tv (see also Malcolm Tucker, Al Swearengen, and pretty much everyone on the Sopranos except the two kids, whom I hated on tv as well). I’m really hoping he survives the season and wreaks havoc upon everyone. (Except Sun and Jin who should live long and happy lives with their insane bone structure and perfect skin.)

by peach concrete on Feb 1, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Since I watched the first three seasons in two weeks

I didn’t feel the real effects of the “slow” seasons. I understand season 2 was terrible. I think what I am most interested in this season is how the writers are actually going to wrap this thing up. it seems impossible at this point.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Feb 2, 2010 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

the sophomore slump (horrible 2nd season) seems a recurring problem with US drama at the moment

with both Lost and Heroes I LOVED season one, then watched about 3 episodes of the respective season 2’s before basically totally giving up on both shows (although I’m recently picking up again on Heroes a bit in S3…)

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 5:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Kate is really annoying

I’ll take Juliet for the win. Calm, collected, confident and nearly as attractive as Kate. I’m very excited for the last season.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Feb 2, 2010 7:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Halfway through the second season, I just decided that all of the characters just deserved to die

They were so non-criticial, and so willing to go to absurd lengths do do things, rather than ask simple questions about their situation

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Feb 2, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You should have stuck around

they literally killed off about half the cast in season 2.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Feb 2, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

if that didn't include Jack and Kate, I'm not super-interested

they were the worst offenders in that regard. “Ok, what do we need to do to get to the next episode? Ok. Did that.”

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Feb 3, 2010 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope, they are still around. And still bothersome.

I can’t stand Josh Halloway who is capable of one thing – the pensive angry look – and recites his lines like a hollow shell of a human being. I’ve stuck around diligently for 6 years because the story line is good (imo) but many of my favorite characters (Eko, Ana Lucia, Walt) have faded from major action or been killed off. After watching the premiere last night, I was taken aback that this show has been around for only 6 years. It seems like twice that long.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Feb 3, 2010 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Josh Halloway

is a poor man’s Nic Cage. And that is saying something.

by Mister Eff on Feb 3, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Nice.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Feb 3, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, he's a dreadful actor

Evangeline Lilly gets a pass for being super hot, though…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 3, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, she's a dreadful actor

Josh Halloway gets a pass for being super hot, though…

by peach concrete on Feb 3, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Anyone know when the salinger stories disappeared?

i read them all again just about mid-season, and now i went to have another look at a couple and none are anywhere to be found. one site had posted a letter from a salinger representative demanding that all links be taken down, and sure enough, they were. (i’m referring to the magazine pieces, not to published books.)

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 2, 2010 6:02 AM EST reply actions  

Sad.

I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...

by spants on Feb 2, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Question.

If you have a computer with a camera on it and the light is on but you didn’t turn the camera on, does that mean someone is watching you? One of my professors just asked us that and now I’m really paranoid.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Feb 2, 2010 11:27 AM EST reply actions  

how does this make you feel?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Feb 2, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

That's fine.

It’s not moving around.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Feb 2, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

horny.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

eh, not my type

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 2, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure what to say...

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Feb 2, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Off topic

Reed Johnson signs with the Dodgers. link

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Feb 2, 2010 11:53 AM EST reply actions  

ha ha

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 2, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

BACON!

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 6:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I have a language question, Monk

what is the correct usage of ‘taking the piss’? my UK friends use it all the time, but for the life of me I cannot deploy it in casual conversation. does it take an indirect object? with which conjunction?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 2, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably easiest to give some examples of it in full use:

“Are you taking the piss?” = “Are you being serious?” or “Are you making fun out of me?” but can also be a bit more aggressive as in “Are you saying this to make me look stupid?”

“He was totally taking the piss out of Lysenkoism” = “He was ridiculing the concept of Lysenkoism in a humourous manner”.

It can also be used in a slightly more passive way such as “This Windows Vista totally takes the piss” = “This Windows Vista programme is completely ridiculous, in a negative way!”, or to suggest that something is ridiculous, but in the superlative, such as “I thought NT was fucking atrocious, but Vista just takes the piss!”.

Generally, it’s a slightly more profane way of saying “Is ridiculing” or “Is ridiculous”, as a verb or an adjective.

A “Piss take” is a joke or more usually a practical joke, usually at the expense of someone or ridiculing/satirising someone/thing.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 3, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

aha, it's that "out of" my brain seems to drop

thanks

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 3, 2010 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Puh-leeze!

Monk, that guy is at most the second coolest Francis Bacon of all time.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Feb 3, 2010 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I used to hilariously get them mixed up for quite a while

well, in fact, I think I used to think they were the same person. Some sort of quasi-renaissance man who was able to be a 17th-century statesman whilst also pre-empting some of the most important artistic movements of the 20th century.

I was, it will surprise you to hear, mistaken.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Feb 3, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

The above painting was merely a study for this one:


They are the same guy!

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Feb 3, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

rec

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 2, 2010 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

actually it's still not titled "OT"

/nitpick

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 2, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

you're a hardass, yadi2

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 2, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

just you wait

months from now you’ll be trying to search for the OT thread with that great dating advice, and it will not have a date, “OT”, or any discernible way to find it.

better hardass today than butthurt tomorrow.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 2, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i think we have a new signature!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 2, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

secanted

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 2, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

it has nothing to do with Boog

although there is one of his many, many t-shirts that says “the more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle” or something.

trouble is, I don’t exactly do a lot of sweating.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 2, 2010 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

He was also wearing a tshirt that says Life is Short, Party Naked

with a picture of Calvin (+ Hobbes) here

Silly boy.

But then I look at that fabulous bone structure and forget that he’s a goofy sonofabitch

I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog

"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009

by andi_k on Feb 6, 2010 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

When I moved into my apartment in Auburn

The people who lived there before me had that Calvin picture as a sticker on the fridge, and it wouldn’t come off. I was happy to leave it, because it was awesome.

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Feb 6, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

goofy sonofabitch

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Feb 6, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

and in practice, because it's a common two letters

words with OT in them will also be picked up. the next best SBN filter are the tabs that separate blogs, fanposts, fanshots, etc. … where this post will not show up.

or you guys could, y’know, create a tag.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 3, 2010 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I think people will remember the title.

Chex isn’t something we talk about often here at VEB.

"Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown." - tom s.

by spants on Feb 3, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still trying to figure out what gdm was doing with the title

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 3, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Really? Really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfo4txaQJA

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Feb 3, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh man, I totally forgot about that song.

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Feb 3, 2010 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

it's like I don't know you anymore

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 3, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

you made pepa cry.

salt, on the other hand, is ready to cut you.

"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.

by tom s. on Feb 3, 2010 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

that's not the point

the point is searchability. let’s say it’s the future. you’re sitting in your hovercar. and you remember someone said something in the off-season of 2009-2010 in an OT thread.

even with all those parameters, it’s next to impossible finding all the OT threads together. even though SBN will painlessly do the work for us with a consistent title and/or tag.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 3, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps we could include "chex baby" in the title of all future OT threads.

I assume it’s pretty rare.

"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"

"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."

by hazel on Feb 3, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

throw another rec on the barbie

this is gold.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 2, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

signature-ness

I want to shorten the Molina side… maybe link to the full quote in my profile.

On top of that, it’s high time to switch up the Boog line. I’m pretty undecided about that.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Feb 2, 2010 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

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