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This seems like a decent idea for all things not baseball related, so we'll see if the mojo keeps going. this is a safe zone for all you freaks & geeks out there to do the things you do best. but as always like our fearless robot leader reminds us, moderation is the key to life. so let your freak flag fly, but don't run it all the way up the pole k?
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I was going to fly the flag,
but being the off season and the bastard GOB’s and all, I decided not too..
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
love that flag.
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I wonder if boog shaved the stache for the offseason
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 19, 2010 7:33 PM EST reply actions
nexdef'd
he did
a whole bunch of the Cards have hair on top of their heads, too
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 19, 2010 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
the pictures are a little surreal
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I can't decide if this hat is really lame or really cool
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 19, 2010 7:34 PM EST reply actions
only if it advertised Pappy's in the back.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Which?
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 19, 2010 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
I can't read the disk
I can see the size, so I assume the disk lists the company that made it….hmmm…I vote, meh.
There was Gibson in the Reds' dugout, visibly manhandling about three Reds and tossing them bodily out of the dugout and onto the field...He was the toughest athlete mentally I ever saw, and the greatest competitor. JACK BUCK
by ISawGodInGibby'sRightArm on Jan 19, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
I don't like it at all,
but I’m a traditionalist when it comes to hats.
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I only like the ones with the STL on em
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
yeah
I like the colors, but not into the newer hat design. what’s up with the circular bill? I say
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 19, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Same.
I really only like to wear the colors the team wears.
by peach concrete on Jan 19, 2010 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed.
If you were a hat that isn’t even the same color as your team’s colors, then just what in the hell are you wearing?
by mynameistyler on Jan 26, 2010 7:05 AM EST up reply actions
i think it's confused, like it doesn't know what kind of hat it wants to be
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
the image reads
beef and broccoli color scheme. now I want chinese food
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 19, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
really?
it reads “I wanna go hunting and proclaim my Cards fandom.”
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that comes with a free pack of skoal, right?
if you don't know what is wrong with me, then you don't know what you've missed. - macmanus
I mean
the website that had the hat, said that it was beef and broccoli
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 19, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
i really wish i had a good chinese food place to go to
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
lame...
unless its st patty’s day
by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Jan 20, 2010 2:43 AM EST up reply actions
My friend, who has very strong feelings about millinery,
thinks you have to either be from da ghetto or a celebrity to wear that monstrosity. He did not use the word monstrosity; i’m using artistic license to convey my bias on the subject. Like Michael Moore.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 20, 2010 5:33 AM EST up reply actions
How about this one

"The two most important things in life: good friends and a strong bullpen." - Gibson
by davethebutcher on Jan 20, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
I'd probably wear that one
it has the S and the T and the L
but isn’t that the St. Louis Stars cap?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Ehhhhhhh
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 20, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
yeah
that hat looks pretty lame. I don’t even wear hats though, why did I bring it up
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 20, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
I don't like it
too obscure.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 21, 2010 7:51 AM EST up reply actions
I looked it up
It is a St Louis Stars cap, from the Negro Leagues.
I am amazed that I actually knew that.
So it is not a Cardinal hat…dave cheated!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
any team hats, especially new era,
that aren’t actual colors are tool-ish.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
I like matty's off topic thread better
And the answer to your poll question is Albert Pujols. The answer is always Albert Pujols.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
that is a very good question
that likely cannot be answered
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 19, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
can Jesus make a burrito so hot, that even he can't eat it?
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
And that is why I didn't vote Albert Pujols...
because let’s be honest of the things you wouldn’t do for love Albert is probably nowhere on that list.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
i do to JD, but it was getting slow
and if no one rec’s this it will die & fall off the list in a few days anyway
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
the Carp one? i rec'd that
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
really? i thought i did
i don’t know if i like you watching me so closely either
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
...so you go through every member's recent activity to find that stuff?
Have alot of time on your hands?
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 19, 2010 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
not that much time
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
wow
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
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"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
I got a random Facebook friend request.
It’s none of you is it? I’m assuming not since Chicago Cubs was one of their pages.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
That's what I'm thinking.
I just like it when they send messages with the request saying Hey I read your blog. So I’m not like who is this stalker trying to be my friend. I’ve had a lot of people from the blog friend me and they all told me who they were, even if it was obvious. I just like that.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
i thought you quit the blog a long time ago?
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I started again.
Except, so far, this semester is kicking my butt and it’s only been two weeks!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
it's just about the Tribe though right?
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
No.
Now it’s about The Indians, Cardinals, and Tigers! Oh my! hehe Lately the Indians have done barely anything and the Cardinals have had a lot of news though so it’s been mainly about the Cardinals.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
The Tigers?
Please explain.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 19, 2010 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Clemson.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
is it worth reading?
sorry, i don’t remember reading it. i’m old & stuff
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
That's a silly question to ask the author of something.
Right now I feel like it is not my best work because school is fighting for my attention and winning by a landslide. And also my job.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
she teaches Colby about life & stuff
and i’m sure it’s good stuff cgirly. i’d read it, but i have no idea where it is
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
There's a link on my profile page.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
who knew?
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I'm an RA.
Stuff kind of blew up tonight with a group of girls.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
I was an RA in college too.
I remember nights of drama.
by peach concrete on Jan 20, 2010 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
Oh sorry
I just assumed you meant Detroit. That makes much more sense.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 19, 2010 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
if she writes about the bball team tomorrow's post won't be a good one
that was an ugly ending to their game
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I hate Georgia Tech so much right now.
I am pretty sure I am the only one here who feels so much hate towards them. I just want to cry (which I do when I am angry) and throw things when I even think about them.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
if it's any consolation, i've never much cared for the ramblin wreck
and please don’t cry. it’s soooo not worth it. cry over a broken heart, cry over a bad day. but please don’t cry over a mid season loss
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I cry when I'm angry.
No matter what makes me angry. Also it would be crying over the football season and this loss and the fact that they are annoying. We better kill them when they come here.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
that's the saddest thing i've heard today
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I guess.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
What?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
The tyrannical dictator of Birma/Myanmar
by vivaelpujols on Jan 19, 2010 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
he's a big pitch f/x guy?
if you don't know what is wrong with me, then you don't know what you've missed. - macmanus
by tom s. on Jan 20, 2010 1:37 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If it is not one of y'all I'm not broadcasting their name to the world!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 19, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
UGH
does anyone else go to cnettv.com in firefox & have it crash on them all the time? it’s really f’ing annoying
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
My FireFox crashes all the time anyways
by vivaelpujols on Jan 20, 2010 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
cnettv does it every single time, it's the only site i can't use firefox on
it’s gotten really f’ing annoying
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
CUT DOWN ON THE PORN
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
i hate porn
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
"The Internet is for Porn..."
;=8)
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
by The MooCow on Jan 20, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i still hate it
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Get chrome!
Chrome rocks.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 20, 2010 5:57 AM EST up reply actions
Shockwave crashes in Chrome all the time
I’ve even applied the updates that are supposed to prevent this from happening, yet it’s still happening.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
That's been one of my only problems with Chrome
the separate processes thing helps I guess.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
this.
follow me on twitter @nickg105
by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 20, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
does it suck in as much resources as firefox?
i swear even in effin safe mode firefox kills my processor, it’s like a damn black hole
and i love firefox but this is unacceptable (kind of like the fade in on the new google.com – barf)
chrome, at least,
is built so that if one tab freezes, it doesn’t affect the other tabs. Which is nice.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
Unless you have a plug-in crash
then it crashes on every tab you have open.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
i have chrome & iron & i still prefer firefox for everything but game threads
chrome & iron freeze up on me all the freaking time. if you walk away for 30seconds & come back they totally freeze up. it’s annoying. i need a mac
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I took my Ipod in too the apple store for an update last summer
and one of those damn geeky female associates almost talked me into buying a Mac before I remembered I don’t really need a third computer. I really think that as soon as this laptop craps out on me, I am going to go ahead and get a mac.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Ya....I'm a PC
The few times I’ve used a MAC, I absolutely hated them. But that’s been a while now.
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
having everything not constantly crash
and there being no damn blue screen that I constantly see is pretty nice.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
don't bash PCs til you've tried a Thinkpad
maybe not quite as good as the glory days of the classic IBM Thinkpad, but Lenovo has done a pretty good job resurrecting the line. That being said, I still see myself somewhere down the line getting a Mac for personal/media use, while also having a Thinkpad for business use.
But once you use them consistently you can't go back.
Although the best logic on why to use a PC I’ve ever heard is: When the computers take over the world I want it to be the ones that break down all the time.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
A sales pitch for mac
I fucking love mine. And I mean love in the fullest sense of the word. That’s right- things I wouldn’t want my mother to know about, that’s how much I love it.
Just over three years now and I haven’t had one single virus, not one. Heretofore thought unthinkable since I live in China and computer viruses are a part of life. All my pc friends… it’s a daily struggle the level of vigilance they need to throw down with.
The programs- iTunes (waaaaay better in mac than pc), iPhoto, iMovie, etc- then the reliability.
LET MACS FALL FROM THE SKY!!!
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I love how easy they are.
I am not good with computers at all but Macs are SO easy. Everything is so together.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Also, the iron clad three year guarantee
I had my logic board replaced for free on the last month of my warranty
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
the few times i've used a mac
i’ve been frustrated to no end by the inefficiency and the inflexibility. my girlfriend at the time (her mac) would constantly have to hover over me for fear of damaging the system with my computing demands.
i have an xbox 360, so my needs for an overblown entertainment system are met. i really don’t see a need for a mac outside of everything the xbox can do.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 22, 2010 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
That's a highly atypical experience
was she running a bunch of high end computer simulations or something?
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
huh
I only use Iron and it rarely f’s up
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 20, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
I got a new computer.
I put Ubuntu on the old computer. It responded quite well and I really, really liked it. Everything was very snappy. I liked it so much, I installed it along side Windows 7 on the new computer. No crashes, no freezes, no viruses, etc. It’s great.
That said, I switch to Windows to run Photoshop, iTunes, QuickBooks, etc. But for daily use, I’m strictly Ubuntu now. You should look into it.
Now with extra feisty!
i just spent 4+ hours trying to figure out whats wrong with this pos
ran everything we have to look for crap & it only found a few cookies, nothing that should make it act up like it has been for two weeks now. ugh
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
so, for control freaks
i.e. those who want to adjust settings for everything, is mac ok? i love the prospect of no crashing, but it seems like apple doesn’t really appeal to anyone who uses a computer for anything other for dicking around. also, i live and die within the confines of the MSOffice programs.
that said, i really really hate the bugginess of windows. i also really, really hate that windows is trying the “simpler” approach (computing for people who want no more involvement than single-clicking a GUI and retreating to a warm, numbing coma while their glitterbox displays purty pictures).
so what’s the solution here? i’m leaning toward linux – it seems quite involved, has MSOffice available and gets rave reviews from the users. it’s just intimidating as hell for someone who is still a relative novice compared to your average script-kiddie.
help me veb randomness thread. you’re my only hope.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Office for Mac absolutely sucks
although using crossover to run it in Linux isn’t much better. Honestly, if you want to run office on a non-windows machine, I’d suggest running a windows vm.
by brackenthebox on Jan 21, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
It works fine for me.
I don’t really use a lot of it though so that might be why.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
It's been unusable for my purposes
I think 2004 ran on top of a virtualized power pc on intel macs and was so slow on medium sized documents (15-30 pages) as to be completely unusable for me.
2008 can at least run with moderately sized documents, but I still have trouble with manuscripts >50 pages or so, I haven’t been able to get mathtype working at all, and endnote has been an absolute nightmare for me. There are also some strange eps rendering problems that seem to be a problem with Macs in general, and not Office in particular. Couple all that with the poor compatibility with Mac standards (screwy behavior with Spaces, windows can get lost after using multiple monitors, fragmented menu/toolbars), the lack of Outlook (for now), and the inexplicably poor cross compatibility of files with windows versions, and I think it’s a stretch to even call the software suite “Office” on a Mac.
I’m sure this is largely intentional on Microsoft’s part to degrade the overall Mac experience, and they’ve done a damn good job in my opinion.
by brackenthebox on Jan 22, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions
I don't know what you're saying here.
There are also some strange eps rendering problems
It’s like another language.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
EPS (Encapsulated PostScript) is a vectorized graphics format
For some reason, Macs have issues displaying (and printing) them. As an example, an image that is supposed to look like this:

ends up looking like this:

by brackenthebox on Jan 22, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
Why aren't you using Open Office if you're running a Mac?
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
I collaborate with a lot of people who use track changes in word
I use latex for my own manuscripts and google docs for everything else when I can.
by brackenthebox on Jan 22, 2010 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
fair enough
I’m a physicist, so yes, LaTeX is pretty much all I use
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
You can dual boot your Mac with a windows thing.
They did it for me at school. I don’t really use it so it seems like a waste of space, but they recommended it so I did it. I may have them take it off, which they can apparently do too.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Also I love my Mac.
But I don’t do computers. It is so much easier than Windows for a non-computer person in my opinion.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
I'm dual-booting Ubuntu and Windows 7.
Ubuntu comes pre-installed with Open Office, which is usually Office compatible.
Now with extra feisty!
I think I'm pretty much in the same boat as you
apple stuff really doesn’t appeal to me. I hate that reductionist approach which often seems to just make things simple and have one control just for the sake of it and to be “funky”, rather than actually improving the simplicity of using the damn thing or improving its functionality. I really hope windows doesn’t go down that route. That said, the bugginess and virus issues with windows are a huge turnoff. I’ve used linux before but i find it too complex and intimidating, same as you. Bah!
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 5:32 AM EST up reply actions
Once you use it long enough
Linux is absolutely not complex at all
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 22, 2010 8:49 AM EST up reply actions
jd is now our designated linux guy
since most of linux is open-source, does this create problems finding support? is support really needed? this point is probably moot because finding support for microsoft products that doesn’t come in the form of broken english from bangalore has gone the way of t-rex. the species of dinosaur and the musician.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 22, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Note the first sentence above
There is a steep learning curve. Once you are up it, everything is much easier—you really do have near total control over your computer with a decent linux installation. Before then, support, either in the form of a lot of reading, or a friendly friend, is very definitely necessary.
But it isn’t Vista making your computer explode, so there’s that.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
I need to learn more about Ubuntu
why do you like it?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
No viruses.
Pretty much just like windows in terms of ease of use. Relatively fast install. Automatic package updates. Tons of online support.
Now with extra feisty!
I've been looking for something new on this laptop
Windows is such a pain in my ass sometimes. I am such a noob when it comes to this stuff, I assume it works alongside windows?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
yeah where do you get it too?
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
From
here. You have to download the image, burn it as an image to a CD and then you can install or you can just run Ubuntu from the CD without installing.
Now with extra feisty!
Yep.
I’m dual booting Ubuntu 9.10 w/ Windows 7 on my laptop, and Windows XP Pro on my husband’s laptop. I had to use 9.04 on hubby’s b/c he has an ATI video card driver issue that was causing the thing to freeze.
Now with extra feisty!
I am going to give that a try
Since the day I had to recover Windows on this laptop, it has insisted on working in a quite crappy matter. Hopefully this makes for a better laptop experience.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Do you have the flash video problem?
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
Valatan has said alot of what I would have said
There is a wealth of online support for Linux available. Hell, google has its own Linux search engine. Once you learn all the commands, things get so much easier and faster. I use Red Hat Linux at my lab, I’d say I’m about 60-70% proficient with it, and I feel like I have complete control over everything I need to do.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 22, 2010 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
how suscpetible is it to viruses?
that seems to be the major advantage (save for “ease”, bleh) touted by mac users.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 22, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Low risk of viruses.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linux_malware
If you update your software via repositories, it’s very, very, very unlikely you’d get one.
Now with extra feisty!
By the way, AVG and Avast! both make free versions of anti-virus software for Linux.
Now with extra feisty!
MS also screwed the pooch with office 2007
while we’re on the topic of which OS to use, we may as well expand the thread to include new places to go for spreadsheet and database needs as well, because office 2007 is a goddamn mess.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 22, 2010 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Open Office FTW
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 22, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
holy hell.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 22, 2010 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
I am heading up to St. Louis this weekend
with my wife and was wanting to go to a good place to eat. Any recommendations?
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
gah...since I'm bored I'll just give you some options
Italian: Favazza’s or Cunetto House of Pasta on the Hill – reasonably priced
Fine dining (but not too stuffy): Monarch in Maplewood – expensive
Mid-range: Sub Zero Vodka Bar (for good burgers) in the central west end, then head to Brennan’s afterward for a drink
Cheap and good: Pappy’s BBQ in midtown
but remember
that Pappy’s closes once it sells out for the day, which can happen early sometimes, so its a safer bet as a lunch option
thanks for the suggestions!
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
oh, and if you want to drop a little more coin
but get a really good Italian meal on the Hill, go to Dominic’s.
i was thinking somewhere on the Hill
i have always wanted to go but never have while i was in town.
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
The Hill is fantastic.
I wish I could remember the name of the restaurant me and my dad went to once. It was very good. But I don’t really think you can go wrong with the Hill.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
This makes me curious...
there’s a Pappy’s BBQ in downtown Springfield, MO that is IMO the best barbecue (and coldest beer) in town. Coincidence or no? It’s an absolute hole in the wall, but can’t be beat!
If you see a guy open the car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
i dont know if they are related
but i will agree that it is damn good!
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
i don't think they are, pappy's in springfield has been there a long time
and pappy’s in the STL has only been open a couple years. i could totally be wrong though. nothing online links them together including the pappy’s stl site
i haven’t eaten at either one yet, but if they are anything like the Hickory Log down in Dexter, they are off the freaking chain
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
price range really doesnt matter but
we will be dressed casually so that might limit the options.
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
that doesnt matter too much either
i will be coming from Springfield, MO and going as far north as Hazelwood and also be downtown. So I plan on being all over the city.
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
anything but st. louis style pizza...
seafood, Italian, steak…i didnt get my sexy physique by being picky!
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
I'd suggest Shannon's
just because it’s the closest thing you’ll find to a Cardinal’s HOF in town. Food was pretty decent as well.
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
i ate at the old Shannons
and have been to the new one but only in the outdoor area after a game. i would like to try it again.
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
I've always enjoyed Rich and Charlie's.
Or Rizzo’s, which is in South County. If you like Italian.
I’m blanking on anything else right now.
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by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
Check out
The Royale. Nice atmosphere and darn good food. We went there for my birthday. We split the crab cakes, my husband got the Garlic Dippy Melt (which I tried and it was AWESOME) and I got the fish tacos. Everything was great.
Now with extra feisty!
mmmm this looks good!
thanks!
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
screw nomar
I just put that on my list for this summer
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jan 20, 2010 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
There are hipsters there most times,
but also plenty of diversity among the clientèle. For instance, every time I’ve been there have been 60-yr-old couples there.
Now with extra feisty!
Trattoria Marcela?
I’ve heard it has gone a little downhill though.
If you like something new and hip, there’s Eclipse on the Loop.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
It has gone downhill, unfortunatly.
My favorite place on the hill is Gia and Tonys. Then drinks and bocce at Milos if its nice out.
if you love rib stickin food, check out sweetie pie's. i've heard great things
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Spoiler alert.
At the end of Avatar you find out that you didn’t see a good movie.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
by hazel on Jan 20, 2010 2:20 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Dammit, now I have no reason to watch it.
I HATE SPOILERS!
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
should have seen Sherlock Holmes instead
probably the best main stream film I saw last year…neck and neck with Inglorious Bastards.
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
I finally saw IB last night
so you guy were right, that’s a pretty damn good film
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
ugh
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
haha
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I thought Sherlock Holmes was just okay when I saw it
but as time has passed I realize that I really like it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
You guys want some spoilers?
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 20, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
saw this abridged script. Tell me this more or less captures the essence of the film
so I can skip seeing it:
STEPHEN LANG
I’m the film’s bullheaded tough guy. Welcome to Pandora. There’s not enough oxygen here to breathe, though it’s worth mentioning there is enough oxygen for totally awesome explosions.
SAM WORTHINGTON
Is the gravity at least the same?
STEPHEN LANG
Actually, we’ll be constantly mentioning the lower gravity here, but it will somehow have absolutely no effect on anyone.
[…]
BLUE SAM WORTHINGTON
Oh f-ck, I think I wandered into a Joel Schumacher movie. Someone, get me out of here!
BLUE ZOE SALDANA
(subtitled) You should not be here. Jesus, am I subtitled with the Papyrus font? F-ck it, I’ll speak English.
BLUE SAM WORTHINGTON
Take me to your tribe leader. I need to become a member of your people.
BLUE ZOE SALDANA
Absolutely not.
(pause)
Alright.
by mattyp on Jan 20, 2010 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
My girlfriend was doing her CV (resume I think you call them) in comic sans the other day
I told her it was pretty much a no-no…
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 21, 2010 7:54 AM EST up reply actions
I have seen it as resume or CV pretty interchangeably
I wonder if CV is more often used in academic settings or something? What with it being Latin, scholarly types dig that stuff.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I've always thought
a resume is a fairly short representation of your credentials and experience (never more than a page or two), whereas a CV is a full catalog of your work. I’ve seen plenty of 10-15 page CVs.
by brackenthebox on Jan 21, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions
Ahh
That makes some sense. Now that you mention it I’ve seen some very long CVs that were just that—a sort of self-bibliography, often very long.
I’ve also seen things such as “please provide a resume/CV in your application” so I assume they are sometimes used in an either/or fashion. For a student applying to a program, a CV would often be de facto the same thing as a resume since the person will often not really have a “body of work” yet.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I think we use it as a blanket term
“Resume” isn’t a very common term here. It’s a CV whether you’re applying for a professorship or a job in telesales.
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 21, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
I like the poetics of the Latin translation
curriculum vitae- “path of life”
I assume “resume” has French roots, although I’ve never bothered to check that out. Can anyone save me the trouble?
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 22, 2010 9:12 AM EST up reply actions
Thanks for NUTHIN' VEB
how dare I have to check out one of my own curiosities.
Anyway, resume does indeed come from the Frogs- “to summarize.” CV- “Path of life” is much better.
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by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 22, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
HFS
®
i really am the only single basement dwelling loser here. please, someone just kill me now & get it over with.
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
we can fight
the good fight together buddy
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
Felonius is not actually a small dog.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I can't believe you've been taken in by his disguise
That’s clearly a toupee, dude.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I feel betrayed
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i feel so used
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
that is actually my real hair.
However, that is not my real dog.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
Agree with most of that
but the low gravity was pretty critical to most of the movie. Those falls would largely be fatal. It probably also could be used to explain all of the flying life, too—you’d need a lower lift to drag ratio in order to fly. Though, then again, the air on the surface would be a whole lot less dense, too. Unless the atmosphere was mostly a heavier gas or something, I guess.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
rec
that’s good stuff
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
I am starting to think you don't really care all that much for Avatar
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
good on him, i can't believe that garbage made so much f'in money
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
It's a bit inflated because of the 3D ticket prices
but it still made a shitload of money.
Don’t get me wrong, if that movie wins any more nontechnical awards I am going to trash whatever place I happen to be in, but I’m not as down on it as others. It wasn’t garbage on Titanic level. I had a basically positive cinema experience.
But the story was quite ordinary- Dances with Wolves except the natives win and Crash Davis stays. The dialogue wasn’t great- sometimes stupid, sometimes passable.
T2 and Aliens are still my favorite James Cameron flicks. Also, the next person who says he’s a visionary, they also get a beat down.
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
err
this may sound patronizing, but it isn’t really
how old where you when you first saw it?
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by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
When did it come out 97?
If so 8.
I haven’t seen it in forever. I just know I really liked it. Probably mainly because it makes me cry.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
'97. 8- ok then, you get a pass
there are movies that are near and dear to me because I saw them at the right time in my life that I probably wouldn’t like if I saw them now.
Maybe it’s just because I have very little tolerance for melodrama, at least the run of the mill variety, but when I first saw Titanic I rolled my eyes so often it must have looked like I was having convulsions.
Plus, lets remember that Titanic IS just a remake of A Night To Remember.
Avatar at least tries to present itself as an original. I suppose it is even though it rehashes one of the more common story lines out there.
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by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Goonies.
Now that’s a movie I loved when I was younger that I find is still AWESOME.
by peach concrete on Jan 20, 2010 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I'm in on that
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Goonies is amazing.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
I will never back down from my claim that The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie.
There are many many more movies like that for me, too.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
there was only one good thing about titanic
and you all know what i’m talking about
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
ohh billy,,,,
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
someone's obviously seen "the phantom"
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
that was quite possibly the worst movie i have ever had the misfortune of gazing upon
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
kazzam was way worse
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
what the holy fuck.....
you can find he time to watch Kazaam, but you haven’t seen ________!!!!!!
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
there was a hot girl involved
she shot me down of course, but that’s the only reason why i’ve seen it
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
i thought it was shaquille o'neal?
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 5:33 AM EST up reply actions
Alarms should have gone off when a hot girl wanted you to see a movie starring Shaq
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 22, 2010 8:49 AM EST up reply actions
Kazaam is way, WAY too campy and outright stupid
to be amongst the worst movies ever—Shaq playing a rapping Genie who lives in a boombox has to be the most unintentionally funny idea ever.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
Makes Me Cry Too...
…because it is SOOOO boring! Cowever, its almoost worth it to see Kate Winslett in the nutty. Well, almoost.
;=8)
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
No. It's not.
But this is!
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by spants on Jan 20, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
A woman's heart is a deep ocean of bullshit overdone highschooler written dialogue
My favorite part of the movie (ok, the sinking of the ship scenes were viscerally cool) is when DiCaprio’s character finally dies.
When he resurfaced clinging to Winslet’s raft, or whatever she was floating on, I was halfway hoping that she’d club him to death to get it over with.
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by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
It was a door.
Looking back now I think it’s hilarious because it can be so over the top. It will still make me cry though.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 20, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
dynamite
rec
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'm excited
for the sequel, though
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
Not only the ticket prices
but just inflation, and the much, much larger number of screens today. My parents talk about month long waits to see The Godfather in the theatres. You don’t have that today.
Also, if you just adjust for inflation, Titanic is #6. No one is even coming close to catching Gone with the Wind, probably ever.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
Because those star wars numbers are based on two releases, among other things.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
I had suspicions on Gone With The Wind
in all fairness to star wars, I just just checked wiki and Gone With The Wind has been re-released a total of seven times
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by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 21, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
I'd really like to see boxofficemojo
somehow come up with international inflation adjusted numbers. I know that would be really hard to do. Even the current domestic rankings of such, which are probably close to being the real deal, are somewhat questionable.
Anyway, Gone With The Wind would probably still fair really well, if not still be in the same place, but I’m guessing Star Wars would overtake it just base on the larger number of screens in Europe, particularly the UK.
On a semi-related note, I’ve heard that Gone With The Wind is Kim Jong Il’s favorite movie of all time. I hear he also really likes Rambo II.
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 21, 2010 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
look like hell rambo
it is the worst (best) of the series
so no, i can’t blame him
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 21, 2010 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
i heard he's a big rocky fan too
perhaps he’s got a Sly man-crush?
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 5:34 AM EST up reply actions
I would think Judge Dread would be just his sort of thing
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 22, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions
Really?
I had him pegged as a Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot sorta guy.
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Let's combine what we know
and see if we can deduce Our (their) Dear Leader’s preferences.
Ok, Gone with the Wind+Rambo II+Rocky=… um… Wayne’s World 2, but not 1.
Is my math correct?
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 22, 2010 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
you forgot to carry the 1,
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Sad day
Good news:
I just found out Allysa Milano is on twitter (YAY!)
Bad news:
She follows Ken Rosenthal
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
she's married, so she's now dead to me
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
and every time you'd kiss her you'd taste brad penny's sweaty man-juice
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
So...if a couple people un-rec the other stuff post
will it fall off of the recommended list? I’ve always wondered how that would work.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I un reced it.
someone else do it and lets find out.
Or someone could just write a rec worth fanpost.
I just figured there is no use in having two stuff post on the rec list
and the other was reaching the limit of being useful
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
My goal by the end of the day is to be following all of the stars of Band of Brothers on twitter
good Gob, I really do need to brave the ice and get out of the house basement
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
stay in the basement, it's always safer in the basement
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Don't know why this popped into my mind, but
(actually I think it’s because I’m bored, and that always reminds me of an episode) but are there any fans of “The Young Ones” out there? I’d expect Monk to know this show, but not a lot of others. 8 episode in total. If you ever get the chance, highly reccomended.

* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I gotcha
they had a run on MtV in the late 80’s (?). I partook.
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
early 80's?
I can’t be that old.
Maybe mid 80’s. I remember watching it, appropriately enough, in the basement of one of my friend’s houses. I had switched primary schools in ’85 and I hung out with him from my new school. That would make it maybe around ’86 or ’87?
Well, whatever. That doesn’t really matter.
I remember thinking it was really funny. The only name I can remember is Nigel.
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
make that middle school
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by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Wiki says first aired in 82 on BBC
first broadcast in 1982, on BBC2.Soon afterwards, it was shown on MTV, one of the first non-music television shows on the fledgling channel.
Like I said, I first really watched it on a VHS in college in ’92.
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I did a quick google survey
to pin down that “soon after” part. I saw one source saying ‘86 with most others saying things like mid 80’s and later in the 80’s. ‘86 jibs with my I-was-there-during-that-so-it-must-have-been-then logic. anyway, it doesn’t matter, it was still a funny show.
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by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 20, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
yeah. It's pretty good
I’m also a big fan of Alexei Sayle, the commie Londoner who plays the landlord and various other members of his family. He did a few sketch shows in the late 80s/early 90s that were really funny, and has since written some reasonable literature.
Rik mayall and Ade Edmondson (on the right and left of the photo, respectively) did a show in the 90s called “Bottom”, which was a very low-brow, slapstick, grossout-type thing that was pretty well done for sitcoms of that sort. It’s in kinda the same vain as the Young Ones, so you might want to check it out if you enjoyed TYO.
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 21, 2010 7:59 AM EST up reply actions
Catch phrases and wigs. Lowest common denominator comedy.
Sorry, you just reminded me of this.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
ah. felonius. perfect.
you could probably answer this.
i caught the first season “that mitchell & webb look” on netflix and absolutely loved it. however, finding anything beyond that here in the states is a fucking chore. how common are they in the UK and are the subsequent seasons as good as the first? are you familiar with the show?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, you're talking to the right guy
David Mitchell is pretty much one of my heroes!
The mitchell & webb look series on tv (the first & second one) is actually heavily based on a radio sketch show they did that was called “That Mitchell and Webb Sound” on BBC radio. A lot of the sketches on it were borrowed from that (although there is a lot of original material on both shows that doesn’t really cross over between TV and radio), so I would definitely recommend the radio show as it’s pretty good to listen to in the car or when you’re on the computer or whatever. You can get it on CD, and it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s available to stream or as a podcast or something somewhere. Maybe the BBC website, perhaps. I dunno if netflix does radio shows.
There was a third series of the TV show that aired over here fairly recently – 2009, I think. For my money, it wasn’t quite as good as the first one – I think partly they had a lot of material for season one & two as some of it is taken from the radio show, and perhaps partly they’d been working on other projects in between so perhaps there wasn’t as much time for writing, so, for my money the material isn’t quite as funny, although there are lots of good bits. It’s perhaps a tiny bit drier than the first series, in terms of the humour, from what I recall, although I think I missed one or two episodes, in retrospect. Still, it was good and if you enjoyed the first series it’s definitely worth checking out. As it only aired here quite recently, maybe there’ll be a bit of lag before its on netflix?
However, I’d be surprised if the 2nd season isn’t available somewhere. I liked that a lot too. That (and, I think, the 3rd) are definitely available on DVD here. If you have an all-regions DVD player you can probably obtain them, otherwise, maybe the 2nd season (which I think aired in 2008 here) will presumably be on netflix eventually.
They also did an earlier sketch show on a satellite TV station in the UK a few years before the Look programme, I think it was called “The Mitchell And Webb Situation”. I’ve only seen bits of it, and it wasn’t as well known or as well received as the BBC-produced sketch show, but it may be available somewhere.
However, what I would definitely recommend if you liked the sketch series is a sitcom-type series they did called “Peep Show”. It’s actually ran for about 6 seasons in total, I think, but the individual ones hang together pretty well. It’s quite dry/acerbic humour generally, and some bits make you cringe (maybe similar sort of humour in that respect to The Office, although it’s a quite different show). They basically play two guys who live together in the same flat, who are very different, in a way that sort of reflects their real-life personalities quite well, I think (Mitchell being very uptight, pedantic and a beta male office worker type, Webb being a sort of relaxed but very selfish 30-something dropout muso-type), and the show is shot from the perspective (mostly) of one or other of them (using head-mounted cameras) and you hear the thoughts of the character in question as they go about their business. Sounds a bit wacky but it’s actually a pretty conventional sit-com in most respects, and it’s definitely worth a look.
The latter series arguably get better than the first one in my opinion, but if you can get it on netflix, I’d have a look, certainly. See http://www.amazon.com/Peep-Show-1-David-Mitchell/dp/B000A2UBOS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1264156513&sr=8-1
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 6:10 AM EST up reply actions
re: Peep Show
Having had a quick look, I dunno how easy it is to get seasons 2, 3 and 4 in the US, though it’s possible they’re on netflix. IMO (and a few others’ that I’ve heard), the latter seasons are actually probably an improvement on the first (esp. the pilot episode) but for my money the first one is still very good.
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 6:25 AM EST up reply actions
looks like i came to the right person.
looks like i finally have my UK sketch comedy source on the inside. golden.
this distribution problem is really looking like it’s going to be an obstacle. netflix did have “that mitchell & webb look” available for instant play, but not the actual discs. i’d love to catch the “peep show” stuff, (particularly the latter seasons, per your suggestion) but waiting for anything on netflix’s instant watch list is a crap shoot.
amazing to me in this day and age of rapidly transferrable information that i would have problems getting a hold of this kind of stuff. anywho, keep the suggestions coming. this is great stuff.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 22, 2010 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
another quite similar sketch show
that might be worth a look is the Armstrong & Miller show. I don’t like it as much but the most recent series certainly had some very funny moments.
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 6:49 AM EST up reply actions
this seems like a good place
to bring up a good beef of mine relating to sketch comedy.
UK sketch comedy will always be superior to anything in the states due to their ability to harness and execute the absurd. the UK has been masterful in sketch comedy absurdity for decades and, while many audiences stateside have loved it, either the economics, marketability or complete incompetence has kept homegrown sketch comedy from rising to prominence.
what US sketch comedy fans have been treated to has been pretentious fluff (“improv” troupes…a fucking insult to our collective tastes) or otherwise safe bets. i personally feel embarrassed that SNL has dominated the genre for 30 years. bull shit. demand more, american sketch comedy fans.
granted, the choices nowadays are much more diverse. groups like “the whitest kids u’know” and various others whose distribution exists solely on the internet do very well with absurdity, only on an extremely juvenile scale. i’d love to see more here.
this seems like a viable beef. those like me who had their young, fragile minds bent by the pythons feel free to jump in. also, if i’m off base, i’d love to hear a counterpoint as well.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 3:43 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I think that's very true
I think it’s a cultural thing, partly. There are a lot of university groups (most famously the Cambridge Footlights, of which I think Mitchell & Webb may have been members, also Stephen Fry (who may be best known in the states for the lead role in the film Wilde, but who’s very famous here as a comedian & personality) and Hugh Laurie (of House fame).
I also think standup is a lot more diverse and, in some cases, experimental/varied in the UK. There are some very good US standups but the vast majority of them seem to follow the same set-up/joke or observational ranting MO, whereas I think you can get away with more “weird” or “experimental” acts here and audiences are more tolerant of that sort of thing in general (again, not in all places, but there’s certainly more of a culture of that sort here IMO).
For my money, sketch shows are among the hardest things to do in comedy. In amongst the good ones over here there’s a hell of a lot of crap; I guess that’ll be the case with anything. I think it’s also kinda a young person’s game – most of them (from the Pythons onwards) seem to derive a lot of their humour from poking fun at the absurdity of the status quo, and it’s a lot easier to do that as a 20-something comedian than a 40-something millionaire.
Anyhoo, couple of other recommendations that may or may not be to your taste – it’s very different from the Mitchell And Webb stuff, and is more rooted in awkwardness and (at times) downright unpleasantness, but The League of Gentleman may be worth a look if you’re into very dark, absurdist comedy. It’s set entirely in a fictional Lancashire (a traditionally poor part of northern england) village, and the “sketches” of the show are each either one-off pieces or running narratives about the various inhabitants of the village. Most of the humour comes from the absurdity or unpleasantness of the characters, so there’s that strand of the Python-type humour there (along with plentiful cross-dressing). It’s probably not everyone’s cup of tea but the almost unrelenting darkness and weirdness of it appealled to me, anyhow.
In the same vane, there’s a show called Little Britain that was briefly somewhat similar (albeit more light-hearted and “traditional” in a sketch show way) to the League of Gentleman, although, IMO, probably slightly inferior, but it DID have a very good first series (and, i think, the 2nd one is OK too) but it has descended since then into almost unbearably puerile and unfunny material, so I would steer well clear of all later series. Still, I get the feeling series one would be up your street and is probably very similar to Mitchell and Webb’s stuff.
If I were to recommend just one show that I think is really genuinely fantastic from the last decade or so on british TV, although I suspect it’s probably difficult to track down in the US and is probably only tangentially a sketch-based show, it’s a spoof news/current affairs programme called “Brass Eye”, that was written by and starring a guy called Chris Morris, who has been pushing boundaries in a pretty exhilarating way in British comedy for quite a long time now and has been involved in a lot of other great programmes besides.
It only ran for 6 episodes, with a special episode (which was quite brilliant, and produced a tabloid furore in this country which completely missed the point in a hyper-ironic way; it was called “Paedophilia” and satirised the over-reaction and sensationalism of the media with regards to stories about, well, paedophiles). Each episode took the form of a news/current affairs broadcast about a “problem” in the UK (I think they were animals, drugs, sex, crime, decline, and something else I can’t remember, war or the environment or something), with various stories, articles and special reports, as well as things like audience comments, and interviews with real celebrities (the significance of whom would sadly probably be lost on an american audience as most of them would likely be pretty unknown outside the UK, although I think the comedy still translates), who were basically not in on the joke. It’s generally visceral, acerbic humour, but it’s done in an intelligent way and it’s not at all salacious or exploitative (although there’s a liberal amount of absurdity and some stuff that would be considered unpleasant, I think).
I reckon it’d be completely impossible to do in the US because some of the stuff they did probably wouldn’t get on a mainstream network because it’s either too weird, too close to the bone, or would have created too much negative press (for instance, one part of the “drugs” episode involved creating an entirely fictional drug, which had various outlandish and entirely unbelievable effects, and then getting various celebrities, including Phil Collins and several MPs, to make videos underlining the dangers of “Cake”; in fact, one MP even tabled a question in Parliament about the rise of this clearly ridiculous drug):
David Amess MP, the Conservative Member of Parliament for Basildon, was fooled into filming an elaborate video warning against the dangers of a fictional Eastern European drug called Cake, and went as far as to ask a question about it in Parliament 1. The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called “Shatner’s Bassoon” (altering your perception of time), can give you a bloated neck due to “massive water retention” (allegedly known in the then non-existent Czechoslovakia as “Czech Neck”) and was frequently referred to as “a made-up drug” (a drug, they were told, not made from plants but made up from chemicals). Other celebrities such as Sir Bernard Ingham, Noel Edmonds and Rolf Harris were shown holding the bright-yellow cake-sized pill as they talked, with Bernard Manning telling viewers that “One kiddy on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It’s a fucking disgrace” and that “…you can puke yourself to death on this stuff — one girl threw up her own pelvis-bone… What a fucking disgrace”. Manning, along with other participants, told the public that Cake was known on the street as “loonytoad quack”, “Joss Ackland’s spunky backpack”, “ponce on the heath”, “rustledust” or “Hattie Jacques pretentious cheese wog”, and then informed anyone offered it to “chuck it back in their face and tell them to fuck off”.
Anyhow, I’m starting to ramble, so I’ll STFU…
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 4:57 AM EST up reply actions
Being "the straight guy" in a comedy is the hardest, IMHO
but comedy in general is hard as hell to pull off. Ian McKellan readily admits he doesn’t understand it. I always thought high-energy, character driven stuff was a rush. Maybe it’s just because sketch is fertile ground for irreverence that makes sketch my preferred brand of comedy also.
That said, I never could/can get into League of Gentlemen (although I continue to try). If you’re not enamored by the shock value of it all, it’s just not going to happen I suppose.
Little Britain, on the other hand, is a guilty pleasure of mine. When it’s not being repetitive or just generally mediocre, it’s some really good stuff. I never understood while they would run some unfunny characters into the ground (the small actor – can’t recall his name – gave me fun-cancer) while I only recall the Russian babysitter guy once (genius).
I will try, perhaps in vain, to locate some Brass Eye stuff. It sounds great.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 1, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Sketch characters are almost always better seldom repeated
and best if used as a flourish in another sketch when repeated.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
SNL today is not the SNL of the past
Especially if you’re talking about absurdism—you could catch some great conceptual pieces in the last half hour of those shows in the early ‘90s and late ’80s. The ’70s shows are really dated, but they still hold up in a lot of those ways, and without the commercialization that ruined the show post-Wayne’s World (where it was shown that you could spin a sketch into something really profitable)
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
I just love how un-PC some of the early SNL stuff was
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Unce, tice, fee tines a mady
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by jd is legend on Jan 27, 2010 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
Wookin pa nub in da rong taces, wookin pa nub
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
i'm going to go drink till i can't feel anymore
y’all have a good rest of the week
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I am already there buddy
damn, I sure do like Rogue beer followed up by the Sixth Glass.
Yes, I am a high falutin drunk tonight
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
yeah i didn't have a drop
you ever been so depressed you didn’t want to drink? well i’m there right now. fml
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Put some gold bond on your dick and man up.
by Mister Eff on Jan 21, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
MAKE THIS GREEN PEOPLE
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 21, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
Okay.
Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.
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by vexedtechie on Jan 21, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
nonsense, poopypants!
that’s a contradiction in terms. depression and drinking go together like stress and drinking, or spousal abuse and drinking, or driving and drinking, or losing one’s pants and drinking, or cerrosis and drinking, or misdemeanors and drinking due to public urination even though no one was around and that cop was just being a dick because i was totally out of his line of sight.
could you repeat the question?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
yeah but i'm a sad drunk, and i'm tried of being sad
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
i'm part irish & german, there is no straight to passed out for me
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
not even rum brings the happy, eh?
i can’t believe that. rum is made of fermented pegacorn dust…or sugar. same diff.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 22, 2010 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
I voted "I won't do that"...
because I’m an old, fat rock ‘n’ roller, too!

“Good Lord, Holmes!” “Yes, Watson — The Giant Rat of Sumatra!”
"In this game, don't nobody know nuthin' about nuthin'." -- attributed to Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra
i made a statement by deliberately not voting
also “purple monkey dishwasher” was not an option.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Let me sleep on it
I’ll give you an answer in the mornin’
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
that entire set from beginning to end is amazing
though in retrospect I should’ve been more drunk
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
marlon brando's musical career was fortunately brief.
if you don't know what is wrong with me, then you don't know what you've missed. - macmanus
“I’ve seen horrors…horrors that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that…But you have no right to judge me. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror.
Anyway, thankyou, Springfield. Tomorrow we’re playing our greatest hits in Davenport, Iowa. The horror."
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 22, 2010 5:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am watching Sleepless in Seattle and figure skating.
It is a fantastic combination.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
your girly tastes in what to watch
remind me of growing up with my two sisters…..and now I want to kick a puppy.
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
I knew it would come to this one day
Dammit, why does this always happen? It’s like businesses entice many people with this great free service…almost like bait, if you will. Then, when you’re hooked, they charge or change their quality of service after you’re committed…kind of like they took the bait and…god how to put this…changed it. Yes. Bait and change I will call it.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 21, 2010 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Doesn't change anything for me.
Last 5 episodes are still free, and it’s rare they have an entire season of a show that I want to watch all at once.
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favorite silent films
confession – i’ve never seen any Buster Keaton films. any recs?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
holy timewaster batman
well, there goes any hope of productivity
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
does anyone have a good Mac N Cheese recipe?
it’s cold, raining, and i’m blue so i’d like to make some. i’ve never made it before & i’d really like to try it, but i haven’t found a recipe online i really liked.
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Velveeta shells and cheese with bacon
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 22, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
What cheese do you have?
The trick is to cook your cheese, milk and flour into a nice sauce with the right consistency before you do anything with the pasta.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
(and I like to do it with super sharp cheddar, havarti and some muenster)
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
i was going to buy some mild cheddar, cheddar jack, provolone, & moz
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i did not know that, i was also going to get some parm
here’s what i was thinking of doing. cook the pasta, melt the cheese & some cream in a sauce pan, fry up some bacon, then throw it all in a pan & sprinkle some more cheese on top & cook it for about 20min.
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
see i thought the cream was the roux
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uh, i thought i could get away with just the cream
maybe i shouldn’t be a chef either
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
no i got it, i think
no one’s ever taught me how to cook so this is something i’m going to have to learn either though some kind of school or on my own
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Cooking's easy to learn on your own with practice.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
well i got nothing but time right now, so we'll see what happens
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roux always has butter in it
cook the melted butter & flour in a pan until it forms a paste; that’s a roux. You can then add milk or cream to it. If it’s just milk and flour it’s, I dunno, milk-and-flour sauce or something.
I think you’re thinking of bechamel sauce, which is flour + milk + butter (I think it can have cheese in, too).
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 5:05 AM EST up reply actions
Actually
Roux is simply flour and fat. Traditionall , the best roux recipe’s call for clarified butter, or milk fat.
So, I wouldn’t say that roux always has butter in it — you can make a roux from any kind of animal fat, be it clarified butter, or if you’re a cheap bastard, lard or vegetable oil.
Agree, butter/flour mixture with milk would be a bechamel sauce, which would work for the mac & cheese that they are talking about. I would make the sauces (cheese and bechamel) separately, though, and then combine them when you toss the pasta. I think if you try and add cheese to a bechamel sauce as you’re cooking it you might have some clumping.
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I add shredded cheese once the sauce is fully cooked.
It melts beautifully.
I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...
This.
This is what you want to make. No ifs, ands, or buts. Any cheese will do, just make sure to caramelize those onions. It’s magnificent.
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Subtract the bacon, and you totally, TOTALLY win.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
It's good with bacon, but equally good without.
That’s my special occasion mac n cheese. Too fatty fat for regular eating.
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that looks like a lot of work
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
oh i know. it's just more than i wanted to take on the first time i try doing this
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It's not hard.
And if you want, you can cook pasta all the way and skip the baking. Don’t half-ass! Do it right!
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aww, i was using my whole ass!
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Okay, fine. Make ANY mac n cheese recipe you want.
Just caramelize some chopped onions to throw in there.
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i hoped you picked up the simpsons reference there
and i thank you for the link, i already printed the recipe out & i’m thinking it over
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
If you do make it,
you can use cream cheese instead of goat cheese, aka chevre, any milk or combination of milks and cream, and you can use less butter when caramelizing the onions. You can also use any cheeses you want, as long as they taste good together. Parmesan is excellent.
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i need to figure out what i'm going to do
so i can make a list & go to the store because i have nothing but milk & butter here
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
It looks really nice
I’m surprised it’s not overly salty with the parmesan, bacon AND extra salt though? Although I’m not a big fan of salty food so maybe that’d just be me.
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 5:11 AM EST up reply actions
It's not too salty.
You use unsalted butter, and you control how much salt to add.
I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...
I guess if you use good quality bacon too, that'll help
most supermarket/commercial butchers stuff is pumped up with saline…
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 26, 2010 5:42 AM EST up reply actions
I think that you're thinking of chicken (specifically boneless/skinless chicken breasts)
I don’t what the point of pumping up bacon with saline would be. It’s cured to preserve it so there would be no need to then add a saline solution to it.
Most supermarket bacon (pre-packaged) is treated with sodium nitrite, which helps to preserve both the freshness and the flavor. There literally would be nothing for a saline solution to “soak” on a strip of bacon.
Fresh bacon is so much better, preferably bacon that has been cured over a long period of time or smoked with hickory or maplewood. I get cured fat-back belly bacon from a butcher here in Des Moines. The butcher leaves a belly fat strip on the back of the bacon, meaning you can slice it your self to any thickness, and the fat helps to preserve the flavor and freshness. It costs almost exactly that same as the bacon you get at the store (around $3.50 a pound or so), but you get a little less meat to use.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
I put 20lbs on cure last night......
Sodium Nitrate is the actual cure (Insta cure #1, or tender quick are the 2 most popular cures, and both contain it). It also adds some color.
It can be either a wet cure or dry, and dry is the most flavorful…..cure for 10 days, and then smoke for about 12 hours. I’m hopeful that I don’t screw this up.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.
My butcher
does a 12 day dry cure using rock salt. It is seriously the best bacon I have ever tasted.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
I would bet
that there is a couple teaspoons of instacure with the salt. Although, the rock salt may have enough impurities that it accomplishes the same thing. Like I said, this is my first try, and everything I have read has insisted that some cure be used.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.
Although, the rock salt may have enough impurities that it accomplishes the same thing.
NaCl alone is enough to cure meat when used correctly, is it not?
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
This is actually a polarizing subject....
I fall on the use curing salt side, because it is safe. Curing salt is specifically used to prevent things, like botulism. I’d prefer not to kill my family.
Using just salt to cure meat is kind of like commuting to work on a horse. It was commonplace 100 years ago, and will get me where I’m going, but I’d just as soon drive my truck.
Linki about cures if anyone is interested.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.
You made it sound like NaCl isn't enough to cure meat.
Botulism is pretty unlikely to occur on bacon as it requires an anaerobic environment and is inhibited by refrigeration (this is why botulism is a problem for canners- there’s no air and cans are stored at room temp). Also, the toxin is inactivated by cooking. I assume you cook your bacon.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
correct.....but the problem arises
when you smoke it. You are keeping meat in an environment of less than 140 degrees for an extended amount of time. More than four hours at > 40^ and <140^ is when problems can occur. Like I said, spending $2 on a cure, which is added at the miniscule rate of 1/4 tsp/lb of meat, used in conjunction with regular salt(kosher not table), to not have to worry about these things is worth it to me.
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
That makes sense.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
It is done to increase the size and weight of bacon
it’s nothing to do with preserving the bacon.
And it is done to pretty much all bacon you buy in the supermarket, and pretty much “a lot” of what you buy in a butchers’.
From the Daily Mail newspaper (UK):
Bacon
Added water: Up to 25 per cent. Most bacon contains added water, which is introduced during the curing process when the meat is injected with, or immersed in, brine. Currently, uncooked bacon only has to be labelled when its water content exceeds 10 per cent. So bacon said to contain "not more than 15 per cent added waterî can legally contain up to 25 per cent.
From FoodMagazine:
“Many shoppers are unaware that processed meats can contain anything from 10% to 30% added water. Although companies are required to declare added water, they don’t have to say how much. The information given on the labels is inconsistent, sometimes hard to find, and often very confusing,” said Ian Tokelove, spokesperson for the Food Commission. “The water won’t harm you, but do you really want to spend your hard-earned cash on watered-down ham and soggy sausages?”
It is legal for companies to add water to any food, including meat, up to a level of 5%, without declaring this on the label. If a company adds more than 5% water to meat (or 10% water for bacon and gammon) then they must state on the label that the product contains added water.
Like I said, this will be the case with 95%+ of the bacon you can buy. I guess the place you go to get your fix might be the exception rather than the rule. I’d imagine they’d legally have to declare if there was any added water when you ask.
A telltale sign is shrinkage: if the bacon shrinks by like 50% in the pan, and produces a lot of steam (instead of smoke) and white fatty residue (which is fat + water, I think) then it’s got a ton of added water.
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 27, 2010 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Right
it’s part of the curing process, which is done on all bacon as it is a cured meat. They aren’t injecting MORE saline solution into their bacon, they’re immersing it in a solution to cure it, injecting it will just cure it faster, although it probably won’t taste as good.
This mostly has to do with meats like chicken or turkey, because they inject them with tons of water to pump them up. It’s also why I buy mostly organic or frozen chicken breasts that have not been injected with saline.
Can Colby round out our new MV3?
Not dry cures etc.
and like the article above says, up to 25% added water. immersing bacon in saline won’t get it to take up one third of its weight in water. This is a specific process designed to increase the mass of cheap bacon.
They aren’t injecting MORE saline solution into their bacon
They really are. Seriously. Look it up.
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 29, 2010 5:47 AM EST up reply actions
Wow. That looks absolutely amazing.
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
It looks like the sort of thing that might encourage a person
to consume three days’ worth of calories in one sitting. Good God.
I totally bookmarked that link. Thank you.
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Yeah--probably not wise to make for two.
We would definitely eat it all.
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
anyone else have a roommate they can't stand?
someone please commiserate with me. He is like the apotheosis of the entitled brat – coddled, sheltered, insanely prone to hypochondria. He claims the “dry air” in his room upsets his sinuses, so he sleeps with the window open. In winter. In below freezing temps. Then blasts the heat to compensate. I just checked and the thermostat was set to 82. Eighty fucking two. He has completely disavowed any of the frivolities of college life, because in his words, “He can’t wait to get out into the real world and make some big time fucking money.” In six months, he has not left the house once for social purposes. School, then directly home…every day, including weekends. Things are tense with our landlord, because he claimed there were bed bugs infesting his room. The landlord was nice enough to send two different exterminators out, and even let my roommate hire his own exterminator — and none found any sign of bed bugs. The roomie paid to have the room exterminated anyway, and is now demanding compensation. Oh, did I mention his tv watching consists entirely of fox News and court tv, and he now thinks he’s a legal expert, so he is threatening litigation against our landlord like its a federal case. He bikes. In the tight spandex. He walks around the house in it. After riding, he doesn’t wash it, but puts it straight into the drier to dry all the ball sweat, essentially turning our drier into nothing but a BO cyclotron. He claims he is allergic to dairy (this despite the fact he subsists entirely on organic yogurt). He claims he is allergic to all the toxins in regular food, so he can only buy fresh organic foods. He doesn’t drink. Yes, I have a college roommate and I can’t split a pizza or a 12 pack with him. I could go on, but suffice it to say: FML. I feel much better now that I got that rant out.
Fin
yeah that's ruff, disgusting, totally unclean & unhealthy
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
If he's worried about his sinuses,
tell him to get some saline spray and leave the windows closed. Keep the heat around 68-70 degrees F.
Now with extra feisty!
introduce the guy to the humidifier concept.
if you don't know what is wrong with me, then you don't know what you've missed. - macmanus
Maybe he thinks he's sick all the time because he dries sweat in his clothing.
And doesn’t leave the house. And turns the heat up to high.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
I know people
that’s all I am sayin’
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
i know some pig farmers
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Gross.
I had a filthy roommate in grad school. I went into her bedroom once to answer the phone, and there was an uncovered chicken and broccoli casserole on the floor or her room next to an uncovered can of lard with chicken bones in it.
by peach concrete on Jan 22, 2010 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
I do
my roommate will just come home talking loudly to himself at like 5am, and he’s so blasted you have to explain to him it’s not cool to do that and yes, he was being loud enough to wake up people. and that was his coherent phase. I’m gonna kill him.
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 22, 2010 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
psychologically speaking, passive agressiveness is a problem
yes, that guy’s behavior is not normal. yes, your reaction to it will solve nothing.
Please, all of us, remember that we are not real people in your life.
Don’t forget… you don’t know us (and I don’t mean it in the sense that we shouldn’t feel compassion for people in bad situations), and we don’t know you.
In other words, it bothers me that your venting mechanism consists, at least in part, in opening up to a message board.
You’re probably a really cool guy, but if you start turning to fake people (ie; VEB) for a copping strategy, then perhaps you’ve taken it too far.
Just my two cents. I could be wrong.
They say sing while you slave but I just get bored
by Scarecrow7775 on Jan 23, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Sometimes just writing something down is cathartic.
And, he got instant feedback. Plus, I think turning to people you don’t know is better than internalizing or acting out. My two cents.
Now with extra feisty!
by spants on Jan 23, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think
that this has become a site where people know who is posting, and although it is anonymous, people feel comfortable discussing anything here. And since indeed, many things are discussed, why not one’s quirky roommate. What worries me the most is that I sound like that roommate, 40 years ago. Up at 7, studying 7 days a week, to bed at 10, when my roommate was just about ready to start studying. I hated the roommate situation. How do you compromise when you want to study early, he wants to hang out, and maybe study late at night? Basically he was couldn’t really use his room at night the way he wanted. But, if he did, what was I supposed to do. College dorms can be pretty uncomfortable, off campus is probably best.
by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Jan 25, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
solution:
stop studying.
I can go back to school, but it will never be as a 21 year old with an ingrained desire for alcohol consumption
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
yeah
I don’t think I met him at VEB day this year, who is that guy?
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 23, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
umm,, it's a talk thread. you come here to talk about stuff
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I think it is probably a better thing to do than strangling him with the bike shorts
/psychologist
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
well I think it's incredibly overwrought to refer to it as a "coping strategy"
I vented. Once. I’d vent to my nail stylist or hairdresser, but I’m a guy. I’d vent to friends, but we all go to the same school and run in the same circles as the roommate, so it would just get back to him and result in more tension in an impermanent living situation that will be over pretty soon. I’d vent to my family, but they all died in a petrochemical fire. So, alas, I must subject VEB to my personal angst every once in a while.
I had a french roommate for 1 semester
would somehow be in the shower for over an hour and still stink the room up with BO. I could smell the vent on the door to tell if he was in the room or not before entering
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
well, I'm staying in to watch Conan's last show (anyone else?)
and now the only question is what sub to get: Meatball, Cheese steak, or Chicken with ranch and bacon. Someone proffer some sage advice here.
MOAR COWBELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
anyone else watching the WWU recap on FSM?
mmm that sweet Fox Sports Midwest propaganda.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that is one badass tattoo on Carp.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 22, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
dunno how i missed this
but how did Frankie get away with keeping the goat-beard over the offseason?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 22, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
last quote I heard was on the lines of
she’s over there and I’m over here
…now that I think of it, I don’t want to know what the Franklins have arranged.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 22, 2010 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, I did watch the first part.
Have they released the second installment yet?
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
no clue
didn’t have time to watch the whole thing.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 23, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Jeez, I just looked at the P-D WWU photos.
Did Colby un-age five years? I saw the photo caption from earlier alluding to this, but seriously, when I saw that photo I was thinking “What high schooler is signing autographs?” I really didn’t recognize him.
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
I guess all that weight on him aged him somewhat
now that he’s lean and working out or… whatever he said, I need a translation of it… he looks like he’d blow over in a strong breeze.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 23, 2010 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
geez!!
http://stltoday.mycapture.com/mycapture/enlarge.asp?image=27559705&event=926515&CategoryID=38580
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 23, 2010 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
he's started the wasting away before the season even started!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jan 23, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my God!
He looks younger than me!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 23, 2010 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Unfortunately, he's not been able to sign many autographs in that session
as his mom says he can’t talk to strangers.
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 5:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That is exactly the photo I was talking about
He looks fifteen.
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
pic of my wife's friend at caravan

looks like he’s a ways away from any OMS
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
That abbreviation is lost on me.
But that is a very nice picture.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Old Man Strength?
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
yup
alternately, anything that fits into the S. is also understood.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I don't
just looking forward to the time when he develops old man strength and comes to ST in the best shape of his life.
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
It's a pre-Clemson Girl (or, if you prefer, BCG)
meme.
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 28, 2010 4:17 AM EST up reply actions
i think i found somthing even Az might try
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Anybody else watching the Aussie Open?
some damn good tennis going on on the men’s side. Wish the women were a little more consistent. If only the schedule was three hours earlier, so i wouldn’t have to choose between going to class without any sleep and watching the late matches. Best match I saw so far was the Isner-Monfils match. Isner looked very potent, although he’s currently down against Murray. I am a huge Roddick fan; not only on the court, but he’s pretty awesome to listen to off the court.
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
One of my friends played against Isner in NC as a junior player
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 24, 2010 1:29 AM EST up reply actions
the little bit of him I saw (vs Murray)
he didn’t look very good tbh. A big serve and not much else. He certainly didn’t get close to troubling Murray with any of his groundstrokes and made a lot of unforced errors when it got into a rally. It basically looked at times like he had no clue what to do once it got into a rally, no strategy to actually win points.
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by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 5:20 AM EST up reply actions
other than the amusing side-show parody of tiger's exploits, i haven't
though, it would be nice to have a reason to be into tennis again. i personally haven’t taken an interest since agassi won wimbledon.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 3:24 AM EST up reply actions
who the hell has classes on saturday night/sunday morning?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
well i am good tonight
but the tourney has been going on since sunday night. basically every night from 8 to 5am. I can’t go much past 1, especially on the eves on my 8am classes.
Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
ahh, I understand
I was seriously wondering about your choice of higher education
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
some moran just paid $115,000 for a Shelby Series 1 Coupe that was supercharged
just because pmoy karen mcdougal owned it. that’s a $65,000 car at most. some people are really stupid rich, and really stupid.
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
If I had a ricockulous amount of money
I would own this:

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Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Jan 23, 2010 11:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
you can build you own for what, around $50K?
that’s if you do all the work yourself & build the engine & tranny. an original one will set you back a cool $500K easily
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
right, and if I were shitting cash
I want a real one. Or a GT-40. I’m a Ford guy, even though I sell Chevy parts. Job security.
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Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Jan 23, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i love Ford trucks, Cobra's & the Shelby's
but other than that i’ve never been a ford guy. i’ve always liked mopar & gm. of course now that the gov’t runs both of them i feel like a car guy without a home.
my grandpa has given me a 77F150-100 Ranger that i absolutely love with all my heart & hope to one day be able to restore it to better than original condition. that truck is why i like ford trucks. what it’s been through & what it’s done is legendary.
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
what engine?
77,I’m guessing 351 M, which I am not a fan of. Find a 390 FE and shove in that beast.
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
nope, the 460
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
i don't care, i love em. i call him Brute
my grandpa ordered this bad boy & it has a ton of stuff on it that most 77’s didn’t come with. i ran the vin & did some research a few years ago on it & learned which plant it was buit at, when it was built which was right around my birth which is another reason i love it, how many were built like it, less than 500 if my memory serves me right, and other cool stuff about it.
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
My current toy

1966 Ranchero…stretched to an extended cab. 302 auto.
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
that's hoosierrific
one day i’d ove to have an el camino. i kind of drive one now, but it’s not mine
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
i sold my car in aut 6
haven’t bought one since. no insurance payments. no gas. no liability.
not really beneficial to the sub-thread, but i just wanted to be included.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 3:23 AM EST up reply actions
i don't think i could live without a car
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
for risk of sounding like a woodland savage
it’s almost how man was meant to live. you are forced to socialize with people and run the risk every day of having to go toe-to-toe with someone, be they crazy, bitchy, or just fundamentally different. really changes your perspective on yourself and the world for the better.
i understand why motor vehicles exist and many days crave one so fucking badly, but the advantages of living without one – when found – are extremely satisfying. and not from a “saving the ecosystem” kind of way.
more of an independent spirit hearkening back to the shogun days or modern major-league baseball of constant danger but unspoken rules governing how people interact.
i’m not saying give up your car. but maybe you should think of ways to become independent of it.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 3:48 AM EST up reply actions
We've got two cars, but we pretty much just share one of them.
I thought I would freak out not having a car, but you know, someone will always pick me up or I can walk. No biggie.
Now with extra feisty!
carless in st. louis is tough
it’s a well-known danger to use mass transit. plus it’s no longer centralized around a single location. residential areas exist so far away from commercial areas it’s appalling. i loathe the fact that the downtown area falls further and further into decay each time i visit. it looks like atlantic city. awful.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 3:53 AM EST up reply actions
i,,,i,,,,i,,,,i don't even know how to process the though of living without a car
i love cars
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
cars are great
they’re remarkably powerful. efficient for traveling. pretty to look at.
do they make you a better person? maybe. i wouldn’t say they do. neither do guns make you more of a man than the ability to break someone’s arms with your own hands, but technology always moves forward and we should adjust i suppose.
i can just justify money spent on gas, insurance, personal property taxes, what mechanics feel you should pay for something, some dick denting your car door in a parking garage and driving away, the liability you undertake when any accident could be misconstrued as your personal fatal negligence…all of that money and energy could be better spent elsewhere for the time being.
i am fortunate to live in a place that allows that to a reasonable extent. i feel bad that certain factors allow my hometown – the Lou – to be a place where that is simply not an option.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 4:22 AM EST up reply actions
to me, cars represent freedom
if you take away my car, you take away my freedom
now that’s not the only thing they represent, but it’s a big part. i may never have the life i always thought i wanted in the auto biz, but i will always love & cherish cars. they are in my blood, they are part of who i am.
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
you can't post to VEB from a car
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 24, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
I think the ability to break someone's arms with your own hands
would be more manly than using a gun
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 24, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
if you could break someone's gun with your own hands
that pretty much trumps the lot.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 5:23 AM EST up reply actions
Wow.
I struggle in the UK when I don’t have a car, and we actually have public transport here. I’m not sure I could exist in the MidWest without one.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 5:22 AM EST up reply actions
Depends on where you are
if you live in downtown Chicago, it’s no problem at all, for one cheerypicked example.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
I live in Montana.....
a gas guzzling four wheel drive is a necessity.
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Yeah
I visited chicago about 6 years ago. i really love that city. I realise there’s bound to be some StL defensiveness/city envy on this site, but, for me, the windy city is my favourite in the US (including the Lou and NYC).
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 26, 2010 5:44 AM EST up reply actions
I really like it there, too.
And I’m from St. Louis. Of course, I wasn’t there during baseball season, so results may be skewed.
I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...
Chicago was built by the city manager
that St. Louis fired after he cleared out market street and built that walkable neigborhood in front of Union Station. That pissed off the people who then would go and excise the county from the city.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
Luckily he decided to put in some diagonal streets
which wreak havoc on getting anywhere quickly when you run into a 6 spoke intersection…
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
rec'd for proper use of ricockulous.
"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson
rec'd for killer car
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I gave myself a haircut.

And I think I did a pretty damn good job. Just don’t look at the back.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
hey i gave myself one too
what does everyone think?

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 3:19 AM EST up reply actions
sorry about that.
that had more to do with whiskey and listening to the birthday party than the subject matter.
your hair looks good, hazel. it will make you successful in your material endeavors.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Jan 24, 2010 3:29 AM EST up reply actions
....

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
this site definitely needs moar nick cave
i’m somewhat surprised RB isn’t more of a fan, actually.
His most recent album is slightly disappointing, one or two tracks aside, don’t you think?
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Jan 25, 2010 5:24 AM EST up reply actions
So I'm looking at graduate schools now before I get too busy...
My list is:
1. Mizzou
2. Texas
3. Vanderbilt
4. UVA
5. Tennessee
Does anyone know anything about the Special Ed Master’s programs at these places?
Mizzou is currently my top choice because it would be cheapest.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Aren't you like a sophomore?
Or a freshman (freshwoman? you know what, nevermind…)? Way too early to be worrying about grad school.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 25, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Sophomore.
I don’t think it is. I want to worry about it now before it’s too late.
I looked at colleges sophomore year.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
UVA
is far superior on that list; come north to civilization for a good edjumacation…
;=8)
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
Actually Clemson has a very good program for what I'm looking for so I could just stay here.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
i would do that, but i loved my time at uva & cville
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
You went to UVA?
How long were you there?
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 25, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
i partied there a few times back in the late 90s early 00s
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I smoked weed with Johnny Hopkins
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Also, the US News rankings for grad schools are easily gamed
and can often obscure more than they reveal.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
per google – us news says: this.
if you don't know what is wrong with me, then you don't know what you've missed. - macmanus
I went there.
That guided my search but I don’t think I will be able to afford Vandy.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
I know a fair amount about Vandy...
…although I know more about some of the other Peabody Masters than the Special Ed one — but the Special Ed department has a fantastic reputation nationally. And there are undoubtedly some fellowships/jobs available, even for Masters students, so I wouldn’t rule it out at this stage.
by peach concrete on Jan 25, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
aren't they all going to be ridiculously expensive then (besides Mizzou)
These days, most out-of-state tuition at public schools hovers around what it costs to go to private. I got into a grad program at Texas, and it was still 40k+/yr.
also, if you're really dead-set on going out of state
you can look at what it costs to establish residency in different states. For example—from what I recall—California is quite easy to get residency in, while Texas would take a year of owning real property and paying state taxes there. Vandy…eh, I don’t know, you’re probably screwed on tuition unless they are generous with scholarships, in which case I’d say study your ass for the GRE and make sure you’ve filed as an independent (not a dependent of your parents) before you submit your financial info to them (unless your parents are dirt poor, I guess).
I am going to so bad on that.
I won’t have had math in a year and physical science in even longer. I’m a little worried.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 26, 2010 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not really dead set on going out of state for this.
But at first I thought Mizzou didn’t have an on campus Special Ed Grad program and that’s what I wanted.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 26, 2010 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
It was still a lot cheaper to go here out of state than Vandy.
like 20,000 a year against about 40,000- 50,000. So it depends on the private school. Grad school may be different. I’m not at that stage yet.
I got in state here though so it was even cheaper.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 26, 2010 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
Oh LAWLZZZZ this is totally my day job.
Here’s some info:
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
No, I work in graduate admissions.
I do a million different things, the workload is completely unreasonable, the pay is insulting, but I get 75% off tuition and actually do learn something new every day (nice cliche, huh?). For example, I can tell from the syntax of an email whether the author is Korean or Chinese, I know that Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University is one of the most popular schools in India, and I’ve learned a ton about immigration regulations as they pertain to student visas and work permits.
Every time a student wants to apply for OPT (optional practical training after a degree is finished) I think “You down with OPT? Yeah, you know me!” but I think I would get fired if I explained that joke to students.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
I know that joke.
Because we have OPP (Oliver Purnell’s Posse) here at basketball games. They play that song every game and everyone shouts “Yeah you know me.” I bet most of the students don’t know where that came from. I didn’t until one of my friends told me and I was disgusted and refused to participate in that cheer the next game I went to. I wonder how Oliver feels about it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Well, explaining it to international students would be even harder and more inappropriate.
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Now, I should get out of here and do my homework.
But if you want to know more about that particular school, facebook me (my fb profile is private, but anyone from work could be on VEB and deduce who I am).
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
that sounds dirty
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
you wish it were dirty
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
guilty
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
gdm, are you hacking into my lab's servers?
We had one of our main servers crash this morning and when we rebooted it, it kept blaring the following error:
GDM user gdm does not exist
Witchcraft?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 26, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
i don't exist. i'm a figment of dan's vivid imagination
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
hey, a 314
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-13104.html
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i think you meant, you stay classy STL

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
wow, that's friggin huge
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
My roommate in college
somehow scored one of the movie cardboard cut-outs of Ron Burgundy and we put it in our window so everyone walking through the quad could say hi to Ron…I wish I would have kept it…
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Blake Hawksworth just tweeted South Carolina going to pull this off?
link
If he is actually cheering for them that is unacceptable and he is dead to me.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
awwwww, come on cgirly, it was a nice win, they won't win anything else all year
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
He's dead to me.
And if you don’t watch it gdm…
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 26, 2010 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
whoaaaaaa, slow down there little lady
i don’t wanna be a gamecock!
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
i move that the ot thread have something in its title that says "OT thread"
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i move it stays classy & uses coolio lingo
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I second this
next thing you know Yadi2Second will want us to have “Hot Stove Thread” in all hot stove thread topics!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
song lyrics & polls are a must for ot threads
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I second this
I think I could come up with a witty title that has both “OT” and " thread" in it, but I am not gonna make the next one, so the witty has gotta come from you, Y2S!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I can't be witty without baseball
’m screwed.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
i said if i was wrong, i would say i was wrong
well i guess i was wrong. just add this to everything else that i have no idea what i’m talking about
i’ve called my reporter buddy & left a message asking wtf.
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Psych season 4 part two kicks off tonight on USA @10, 9central
which is less than half an hour folks. you have been warned.
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
Jules better be less douchey than she was in the last couple episodes!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
john cena plays her bro tonight, so i'm not getting my hopes up
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
they just better not ruin my fave show
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
they need to give her a bf to piss off shawn
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
yes, yes they do
but not Guster
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
they need to bring his hot sister back & let shawn & her piss him off
guss needs to keep striking out with the ladies in epic fashion. he & jules would be horrible together.
lassy needs a girl too. i feel really bad for him.
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I think Pysch is best when Lassy is lame
and you’re right about Gus, he is at his best when he THINKS he is a lady’s man.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jan 27, 2010 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
so far so good
Major General!
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
I'm watching it in the morning!
but good to know. Right now I am watching the one with Urkel and the big funny guy.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jan 27, 2010 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
i haven't eaten any solid food since sunday & i'm not that hungry
is that good or bad? i’ve just drank a little gatorade & some 7up because my stupid nephew gave me the stomach flu. yet another reason why i’m so anti kid
Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.
you'll live
try to sneak a beer in there though
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
That's bad.
You should be eating when you have the stomach flu because then you know when you’re over it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 27, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Gameday Audio and Cardinals Nation deal
browsing the mothership, I saw an ad to join Cardinals Nation. Costs $19.95 for a bunch a bs but it does have two good items. The first is a voucher for two tickets to any game and the second is access to the new gameday and audio programs from mlb.com. Those who want the advanced gameday features can join Cardinals Nation and get the tickets to a ballgame as well. Last year the Gameday Premium product sold for $19.95 (access was included if you bought any of the mlb.tv products.
NEXT-GENERATION GAMEDAY AND AUDIO EXPERIENCE :.
All 2010 members of Cardinals Nation will receive access to our new gameday and audio product debuting this spring. New features include live TV look-ins, fully integrated audio and stats, and enhanced pitch-by-pitch data and graphics.
Good idea - I posted one.
And I don’t know what I was doing talking about baseball in the OT thread.
Well just radio is 14.95...so for $5 more I get 2 tickets?
I’m in.
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
has anybody seen Nickleback, Breaking Benjamin, Shinedown, or Sick Puppies in concert?
Mainly for Breaking Benjamin, my wife got me tickets to a concert with these bands, and just curious how they are live
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
(vomit)
I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...
by spants on Jan 28, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
What she said
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 28, 2010 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
I thoroughly enjoy Breaking Benjamin
so that should make it worth it, but I guess these bands aren’t cool enough for VEB
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
thank you for the in-depth review
I’m guessing you don’t any of these bands
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
just read them in order
I’m not a huge Nickleback fan, but obviously they’re doing something right, and it’s not like it’s boy band music or slooty girl anthems…
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
you would have to pay me a grand to see those bands
and even then I’d just be making fun of them incessantly
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 28, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
well you'll have the chance
concert is at the Allstate arena.
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
sweet!
somebody is going to give me a grand to see Nickelback woooooo!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 28, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Never mind, I guess
maybe one of these days I’ll know what music is cool
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
I've never heard of any of those bands
besides Nickleback. But I would divorce my wife if she got me Nickleback tickets.
I would never want just Nickleback tickets
but,
I thoroughly enjoy Breaking Benjamin
I’m no music critic, but if you like rock, Breaking Benjamin is my favorite
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
If you think it's cool, then it's cool to you.
And I hope you have a good time.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
It's just funny to me that you haven't noticed all the audiophiles commenting here.
It’s like you walked into a room of opera fans and started talking to them about rap.
I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...
I guess I didn't realize it was so 6
so what do you think of Lil Wayne’s last album?
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
VEB is elitist in its literature tastes and
esoteric in its music tastes. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a single band RB lists on Wednesday. I approve of your Breaking Benjamin tickets whom I’ve seen in concert before. Several of my friends have seen Sick Puppies in concert.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
and that's why bands like Gatsby's American Dream exist
by brackenthebox on Jan 29, 2010 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
Does this band really exist?
Because if it does I am finding them. That is probably my favorite book ever.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Jan 29, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Oh they're real and they're . . . . not bad
kind of hard to classify, but I like them for reasons that I can’t put my finger on.
If you’re gonna check em out, start with Volcano
by brackenthebox on Jan 29, 2010 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
sounds like Panic at the Disco
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
now I feel cool, because I have their cd
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
DOES NOT COMPUTE
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 29, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
is this a hipster thread?
so confused
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hope I'm not a hipster
I am reasonably hygienic, but I do enjoy Radiohead when drunk and angry. combination is rare.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
I figured the White Stripes were hipsterish
or douchey, one of the two.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jan 31, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
I do what Magnet tells me to do
it really alleviates a lot of troublesome decision-making.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 1, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
I've never listened to one of their songs
Were they the band that Natalie Portman was listening to on headphones in Garden State?
Think; It's not illegal yet.
that was the shins.
"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.
here's a mind blower
my music tastes are far more esoteric than RB’s, but I know people with more esoteric tastes than I have developed.
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 29, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Just had to come share
what might have been the coolest thing that ever happened to me. I ended up having a ticket to the State of the Union address and got to see it live from inside the chamber.
Not bragging (was just in the right place at the right time), not being political. Just an amazing, once in a lifetime experience. The sad part was that I was there alone, with no way document it – as they take everything away from you when you enter the gallery. So, I’m feeling a need to tell everyone about it, so as to remind myself it really happened.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
would have been fun
to watch all those old grumpy men clap back and forth at each other…they should bring back the duel and let them hash it out that way
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
They should have question time like the Brits.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
There's no reason for that
Question time exists because the Prime Minister is formally responsible to Parliament—Gordon Brown can be removed at any time by a majority vote of Parliament. He is therefore accountable to them, and must come back and discuss how he is governing in their name.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
The speech-counterspeech system,
in which each side just gives a lame, one-sided sales pitch (no matter now awesome their speech-giving abilities are), is tired and sucks. I don’t really care about the actual political/legal justification, I just find it far more entertaining and satisfying.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
Yeah
I still want the debate format of ‘put the presidential candidates on tv, no moderator, and a bottle of whiskey, and let them talk’
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
I'd support that
But I’d also like there to be a panel of fact-checkers in the room ready to call them both on false numbers.
by peach concrete on Jan 31, 2010 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
That will never happen
if the media did fact checking of political claims, they would immediately get accused of not being objective.
I will say no more to avoid the ‘no politics’ rule.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
I think you've done pretty well treading lightly here.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
I would love to be there.
The clapping might be a bit much, but just watching the Republicans grimace at the Democratic agenda that Obama lays out would have been priceless.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
I would have found it hard not to get kicked out for recreating the Wilson moment
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
You can't top the time that Bush's speechwriters accidentially wrote a Democratic
applause line into his SOTU, though.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
Can't top George Bush period.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
I heart Colbert
just for the humor. I like Stewart as well, more because I love making fun of Fox news and the other idiots in politics, but Colbert is just straight hilarious.
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
Is he cranking dat Soulja Boy?
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 30, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Think he is doing Thriller actually
In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.
In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)
What's the backstory to you getting a ticket?
Also, did you high five Samuel Alito afterwards or not?
[I’m kidding; don’t answer the second question.]
Think; It's not illegal yet.
Not much backstory...
One of my best friends is the Chief of Staff for a Congresswoman. I happened to be in DC this past week for a conference and saw my friend and she just offered me her ticket. There’s no way you say no to that offer.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I think there a few people here looking to contact you about jobs
is that a related note…?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
President Obama's administration looking into legality of BCS
Link Don’t read the comments, drinking to excess would be the more fun way to lose the IQ points.
Someone was asking about cocoa brownies the other day.
This just turned up in Google Reader this morning. I’ve made a ton of recipes from this site and they’ve all been amazing.
I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...
Movietime: Anvil! The Story of Anvil
Possibly the greatest love story of our time.
I know next to nothing about metal music (and he may be a genius, I don’t know, but I’ve always kind of wanted to kick Lars Ulrich), but I really loved this movie. Made me both sad and joyful at the same time, which doesn’t often happen.
So that’s my film plug of the week.
yes, awesome movie indeed
was probably one of the top 5 movies—of any genre—last year and wasn’t even one of the 15!!! documentaries chosen to considered for the documentary category, in case you needed any further proof proof of how far the Academy has their collective head up their collective ass (well, that and Crash winning best picture)
Ugh. I didn't know that about the Oscars - I was hoping Anvil was nominated.
I still haven’t seen Crash and don’t intend to. But if Hurt Locker beats out Avatar for Best Director and Best Picture this year, I’ll send at least a few positive thoughts the Academy’s way.
by peach concrete on Feb 1, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
I've got Hurt Locker sitting on my coffee table.
Trying to convince the hubby to watch it with me. I think he makes all movie decisions based on titles. For example, he refused to watch Chinatown with me. He’s really missing out.
I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...
what about
Big Trouble in Little China?
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
one night in chyna makes the hard man humble.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 2, 2010 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
I just watched Hurt Locker on Saturday
very intense movie. definitely worth checking out.
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 1, 2010 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I absolutely loved it
best movie of last year that I saw. I think I mentioned it on here a month or two ago but nobody seemed to have seen it! Anyhow, I thought it was excellent.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 5:10 AM EST up reply actions
Excellent, and now nominated for stacks of Oscars.
Which are, it goes without saying, stoopid. But I’m 18 different kinds of happy to see Jeremy Renner nominated for his performance in that movie.
by peach concrete on Feb 2, 2010 9:51 AM EST up reply actions
yes.
he was very good in it.
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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
forget it, spants.
it’s chinatown.
"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.
by tom s. on Feb 3, 2010 12:12 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
If you're going to complain about Crash winning in a weak year
you’d be better off complaining about Forrest Gump winning over the Shawshank Redemption AND Pulp Fiction.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
Shawshank is slightly over-rated IMO
and I’d still probably have it in my top 20 or so.
I don’t really see a big issue with Gump beating those 2 films. As far as Hollywood blockbusters go, they’re all pretty good.
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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 5:11 AM EST up reply actions
Shawshank was not a Hollywood blockbuster
but I see what you mean
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I dunno, is there a specific criteria list?
it was pretty successful, financially and critically, it featured two or three genuine household-name movie stars, it was based on a story by a household name novelist (one of the most famous of all time), had a pretty decent budget, had a VERY typical Hollywoody story arc.
Meh. I dunno. I guess it’s all semantics.
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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
I just think of blockbusters as kicking ass at the Box office, and Shawshank did not do that
I guess it all depends on your definition of blockbuster.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
well I think the term "blockbuster" is usually conferred
on the basis of budget, extent of release, and and box office success. In that regard it fails. It was a limited release film, had a budget of about $25 million, and only ended up making about $28 million in the US box office. It really didn’t find its popularity until video release and then TV replay.
I dunno, it did pretty well here
does non-US money not count? I hadn’t realised it was a limited release in the States.
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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
Gump is formulaic, schmaltzy and kind of without message
it was entertaining on a first viewing, but not great by any means.
Of course, I watched Pulp Fiction again recently, and oh, my god, it encapsulated 1994 really well. Adn I mean that as a bad thing and as a good thing.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
I cannot even begin to express how much I loathe Gump.
Makes me violent.
by peach concrete on Feb 2, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
we hates it!
"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.
It's in your head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWmiO4SavZI
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
I have that movie
gotta watch it soon
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jan 31, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
Free music.
http://lstn.urbanoutfitters.com/8/
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
I'm just starting Itunes
I don’t see how to get the free downloads. Someone educate me please.
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
There's a Download in iTunes button on the right side of the page.
It’s grey and rectangular. See it? Click that, and then you’ll have to enter your password and click Redeem. That should do it.
I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...
It prompts me to download Itunes, doesn't ask me for my password.
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
Have you turned your computer off and then on again?
Sometimes that works for me.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Yeah. Because otherwise I am at a loss for why it's not working.
I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...
I used it
It didn’t let me choose the 25 songs, picked them for me. Did I iTunes fail?
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Jan 31, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I figured that out
Just a JD fail
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Feb 1, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
So so we get a Penny Pfx today?
* is an Asshat
Also, Dave Concepcion.
by RiverRat on Jan 31, 2010 12:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
i for one am waiting for some of these alleged centiquid pictures
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
I for one
am intirgued by the Centiquid release point. I have it somewhere in early April…
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 1, 2010 5:30 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure I browned my ground meat (chicken) entirely
but I left the chili boiling for over an hour
what are my chances
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
ground chicken was an interesting experiment
I should mix it with some other meat next time
ground turkey is good, though I am not a real meat expert. other than eating it a lot.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
I just made a batch of chili with ground turkey (Sunday)
I’ve found myself using ground turkey for everything that calls for ground beef…the cow would be so proud
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
we should get some cow points
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I try not to cook with chicken
I have almost given myself food poisoning way too often.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jan 31, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
really? it's pork that's tricky, imo
tender chicken usually eludes me, though.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
I don't try to get too experimental with pork
but chicken is always tempting in that regard, so I stay away from chicken.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jan 31, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
meat thermometer
I wasn’t too hot about them before, but have found they’re handy. as long as you know where to stick it.
(don’t go there, people. it would be lame anyway.)
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Jan 31, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
I was hoping no one went THERE on my subject line
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Jan 31, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
chili officially sucks
I dreamed that Skip was a Cub.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
warning ... science. do not read on a weak stomach.
I’m watching one of those Planet Earth things
and there’s this fungus bursting out of an ant’s brain
awesome
it’s like mushroom impalement, or a Giger. (no, Giger.)
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Yeah I've seen that
it is, indeed, awesome. It controls the ant’s brain to make it climb up the highest blade of grass, so that when it explodes out of its head, Aliens-stylee, it showers its infectious parasitic seed as far and wide as possible, infecting other ants with erupting-head-fungus.
God is one pretty sick dude.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 1, 2010 5:34 AM EST up reply actions
or bored
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
parasitic fungus bursting in the mindfield
WHOAOAOAH!!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 1, 2010 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
YES!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39351196
The related shop on birds is also awesome.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
...topical
this is a cool idea
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Your 10 Favorite Radiohead songs thread (if you like Radiohead)
1. Planet Telex
2. Subterranean Homesick Alien
3. The National Anthem
4. In Limbo
5. Sail To The Moon
6. A Punchup At A Wedding
7. Myxomatosis
8. A Wolf At The Door
9. Weird Fishes
10. House of Cards
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 1, 2010 7:35 PM EST reply actions
I'm not a huge Radiohead fan, I'm pretty much only versed on their "popular" stuff (like what gets on the radio)
But I love, love, love “Paranoid Android” (i.e. top 10-20 favorite song), and “Karma Police” and “Morning Bell” are also excellent tracks.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
Most people I talk to prefer the bends
it’s so accessible
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
and so awesome
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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 5:16 AM EST up reply actions
I know its heresy, but I think I like The Bends over OK Computer and Kid A
so just about every song on that album is tied for favorite. The Bends, Fake Plastic Trees, Nice Dream, Black Star, Street Spirit, etc. I guess the same could really be said for OK Computer, though I especially like Let Down. I also really like when Radiohead goes acoustic, so songs like Gagging Order are also favorites.
I love OK Computer above all else.
I also like Amnesiac, which is not everyone’s cup o’ tea.
I'm living in an age that calls darkness light...
10. Karma Police/Fake Plastic Trees (it’s the same song)
9. Creep
8. The Electric Slide
7. Stuck in the Middle with You
6. Loser
5. Party Hard
4. Clocks
3. Big Pimpin
2. Freebird
1. Sweet Home Alabama
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
In fairness
Radiohead covering freebird would be badass
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Damnit, you're right.
I forgot Thriller.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
other goodies
Street Spirit
Reckoner
Lurgee
Thinking About You
Banana Co
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Planet Telex is an odd choice IMO
it’s one of my less favourite songs from that record, although I’m probably rare in a room full of US-based radiohead fans in that The Bends is my favourite record of theirs and I find much of their post-Kid-A stuff so-so.
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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 5:16 AM EST up reply actions
different strokes for different folks
that’s one of my favorite songs of theirs, def. top 5 anyway. off of bends I also really like Just and My Iron Lung. Kid A I think is their most consistent album for me, and Hail to the Thief has the highest concentration of good songs on it, although not their best album overall.
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 2, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum machine
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 2, 2010 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
electioneering, please.
"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.
that one narrowly missed the cut
one of my faves too
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 3, 2010 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
Ah, me too
seems to be something of a fan favourite! I think that and (somewhat bizarrely) “Airbag” are my favourite two radiohead songs, even though I’m not a huge OK Computer fanboy. The Bends (the song) and “Bones” are up there too.
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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 3, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
Here's something for all you Coltrane fans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kotK9FNEYU
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
that song used to be my ringer for a while!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Feb 1, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
I actually read that as "that song used to be my ginger"
sorry, jd.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 1, 2010 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Aw
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
by jd is legend on Feb 1, 2010 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
I finally ventured over here.
Is anyone totally freaking excited for LOST tomorrow?
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
I've always had mixed feelings about Lost (agonizingly slow plot, stupid smoke monster, annoying Kate)...
…but I confess to being excited about tomorrow’s premiere. Mostly because I love Ben Linus. Just freaking LOVE him. Beyond reason. It makes me happy every time he shows up on screen. He’s one of a number of tv characters whom I would absolutely loathe in real life, but adore on my tv (see also Malcolm Tucker, Al Swearengen, and pretty much everyone on the Sopranos except the two kids, whom I hated on tv as well). I’m really hoping he survives the season and wreaks havoc upon everyone. (Except Sun and Jin who should live long and happy lives with their insane bone structure and perfect skin.)
by peach concrete on Feb 1, 2010 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Since I watched the first three seasons in two weeks
I didn’t feel the real effects of the “slow” seasons. I understand season 2 was terrible. I think what I am most interested in this season is how the writers are actually going to wrap this thing up. it seems impossible at this point.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
the sophomore slump (horrible 2nd season) seems a recurring problem with US drama at the moment
with both Lost and Heroes I LOVED season one, then watched about 3 episodes of the respective season 2’s before basically totally giving up on both shows (although I’m recently picking up again on Heroes a bit in S3…)
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 5:18 AM EST up reply actions
Kate is really annoying
I’ll take Juliet for the win. Calm, collected, confident and nearly as attractive as Kate. I’m very excited for the last season.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
But isn't Juliet too busy fighting the aliens on V to make it to the island this year?
Or will she make an appearance on Lost as well?
by peach concrete on Feb 2, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions
i've heard she will be on the show, but not in a regular role anymore.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
Tonight was a sad night for Juliet fans.
Overall very confusing episode but with some kickass reveals.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
Halfway through the second season, I just decided that all of the characters just deserved to die
They were so non-criticial, and so willing to go to absurd lengths do do things, rather than ask simple questions about their situation
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
You should have stuck around
they literally killed off about half the cast in season 2.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
if that didn't include Jack and Kate, I'm not super-interested
they were the worst offenders in that regard. “Ok, what do we need to do to get to the next episode? Ok. Did that.”
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
Nope, they are still around. And still bothersome.
I can’t stand Josh Halloway who is capable of one thing – the pensive angry look – and recites his lines like a hollow shell of a human being. I’ve stuck around diligently for 6 years because the story line is good (imo) but many of my favorite characters (Eko, Ana Lucia, Walt) have faded from major action or been killed off. After watching the premiere last night, I was taken aback that this show has been around for only 6 years. It seems like twice that long.
Think; It's not illegal yet.
Josh Halloway
is a poor man’s Nic Cage. And that is saying something.
by Mister Eff on Feb 3, 2010 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes, he's a dreadful actor
Evangeline Lilly gets a pass for being super hot, though…
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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 3, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, she's a dreadful actor
Josh Halloway gets a pass for being super hot, though…
by peach concrete on Feb 3, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Anyone know when the salinger stories disappeared?
i read them all again just about mid-season, and now i went to have another look at a couple and none are anywhere to be found. one site had posted a letter from a salinger representative demanding that all links be taken down, and sure enough, they were. (i’m referring to the magazine pieces, not to published books.)
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Question.
If you have a computer with a camera on it and the light is on but you didn’t turn the camera on, does that mean someone is watching you? One of my professors just asked us that and now I’m really paranoid.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Also the eye ad that is on here sometimes really scares me.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
how does this make you feel?

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
eh, not my type
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
not sure what to say...
Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")
Off topic
Reed Johnson signs with the Dodgers. link
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
get that shit outta here.
RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!
by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
It's really troubling how much on-topic stuff is getting into these OT threads.
I know some of the people on this website like and enjoy baseball, but I come here for the tangent driven conversations and the esoteric inside jokes. It’s been a slow movement, but I have definitely felt this community change as it has grown. Sure, I appreciate all of the new blood and the ideas and perspectives they bring, but let’s face it, there are places for this sort of thing, and this thread isn’t one of them. Excuse me if this sounds a bit harsh, but this area is pretty clearly labeled off topic, and this item doesn’t even have a reference to a bacon, obscure music, or anything that could be remotely considered off-topic.
If I can’t come here expecting profanity, obscurity, and calamity, where will the line be drawn?
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
by hazel on Feb 2, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
BACON!

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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 2, 2010 6:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I have a language question, Monk
what is the correct usage of ‘taking the piss’? my UK friends use it all the time, but for the life of me I cannot deploy it in casual conversation. does it take an indirect object? with which conjunction?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Probably easiest to give some examples of it in full use:
“Are you taking the piss?” = “Are you being serious?” or “Are you making fun out of me?” but can also be a bit more aggressive as in “Are you saying this to make me look stupid?”
“He was totally taking the piss out of Lysenkoism” = “He was ridiculing the concept of Lysenkoism in a humourous manner”.
It can also be used in a slightly more passive way such as “This Windows Vista totally takes the piss” = “This Windows Vista programme is completely ridiculous, in a negative way!”, or to suggest that something is ridiculous, but in the superlative, such as “I thought NT was fucking atrocious, but Vista just takes the piss!”.
Generally, it’s a slightly more profane way of saying “Is ridiculing” or “Is ridiculous”, as a verb or an adjective.
A “Piss take” is a joke or more usually a practical joke, usually at the expense of someone or ridiculing/satirising someone/thing.
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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 3, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
aha, it's that "out of" my brain seems to drop
thanks
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Puh-leeze!
Monk, that guy is at most the second coolest Francis Bacon of all time.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I used to hilariously get them mixed up for quite a while
well, in fact, I think I used to think they were the same person. Some sort of quasi-renaissance man who was able to be a 17th-century statesman whilst also pre-empting some of the most important artistic movements of the 20th century.
I was, it will surprise you to hear, mistaken.
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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 3, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
The above painting was merely a study for this one:

They are the same guy!
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
actually it's still not titled "OT"
/nitpick
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
you're a hardass, yadi2
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
just you wait
months from now you’ll be trying to search for the OT thread with that great dating advice, and it will not have a date, “OT”, or any discernible way to find it.
better hardass today than butthurt tomorrow.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Feb 2, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i think we have a new signature!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 2, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
it has nothing to do with Boog
although there is one of his many, many t-shirts that says “the more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle” or something.
trouble is, I don’t exactly do a lot of sweating.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
He was also wearing a tshirt that says Life is Short, Party Naked
with a picture of Calvin (+ Hobbes) here
Silly boy.
But then I look at that fabulous bone structure and forget that he’s a goofy sonofabitch
I created the first #BrendanRyan hashtag on Twitter
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
When I moved into my apartment in Auburn
The people who lived there before me had that Calvin picture as a sticker on the fridge, and it wouldn’t come off. I was happy to leave it, because it was awesome.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
goofy sonofabitch
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Technically, "OT" is all over this thread now; titles aren't the only searchable fields
/nitpick
by brackenthebox on Feb 3, 2010 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT
/tag trolling.
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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 3, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
and in practice, because it's a common two letters
words with OT in them will also be picked up. the next best SBN filter are the tabs that separate blogs, fanposts, fanshots, etc. … where this post will not show up.
or you guys could, y’know, create a tag.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I think people will remember the title.
Chex isn’t something we talk about often here at VEB.
"Forget it, spants. It's Chinatown." - tom s.
I'm still trying to figure out what gdm was doing with the title
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Really? Really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfo4txaQJA
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
Oh man, I totally forgot about that song.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
it's like I don't know you anymore
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
you made pepa cry.
salt, on the other hand, is ready to cut you.
"It doesn't have to be terribly prolific! Just so that it isn't childish and silly." She reflected. "I prefer stories about squalor." J.D.S.
that's not the point
the point is searchability. let’s say it’s the future. you’re sitting in your hovercar. and you remember someone said something in the off-season of 2009-2010 in an OT thread.
even with all those parameters, it’s next to impossible finding all the OT threads together. even though SBN will painlessly do the work for us with a consistent title and/or tag.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Perhaps we could include "chex baby" in the title of all future OT threads.
I assume it’s pretty rare.
"What's your favorite Chuck Palahniuk book?"
"I like the one about the alienated character who finds the socially unacceptable way of coping with modernity."
throw another rec on the barbie
this is gold.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Feb 2, 2010 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
signature-ness
I want to shorten the Molina side… maybe link to the full quote in my profile.
On top of that, it’s high time to switch up the Boog line. I’m pretty undecided about that.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Needs moar Centiquid release.
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by Felonius_Monk on Feb 3, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
Intermission
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmDZz5pDOQ
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

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