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Aroldis Chapman and low-hanging fruit updates

Okay, anyone feel bad about the Aroldis Chapman signing? 

I'm not saying I wouldn't take him; he immediately becomes the Cardinals' "top prospect", I'd imagine, and I'm hard-pressed to imagine a situation in which a left-handed pitcher with a 98 mph fastball becomes less than, say, an overpaid set-up reliever for five years. But Chapman at the full, non-draft price—I'll spare you the de rigueur comparison to Strasburg, but yeah, seriously, how much would Strasburg get if he were Cuban?—seems like a steep price to pay for a level of certainty that is somewhere between Wagner Mateo, at $4 million, and a top draft prospect, especially when the signing team is losing out on those wonderful cost-controlled pre-arb years. 

That said—I kind of like Jocketty's off-season so far, in its small-scale way. Extending Rolen was a cheap, low-maintenance move that apparently increased their financial flexibility in the near-term, and it now has the added benefit of solidifying the defense for a front-line of Johnny Cueto, Homer Bailey, Aroldis Chapman, and (eventually) Edinson Volquez. It's not enough, but the remaining hole at shortstop—presuming, perhaps unwisely, that Dusty Baker will know when to quit with Willy Taveras—is so big that any incremental improvement at all would be welcome. (And they, like us, will continue to wait for their  superprospect outfielder to put it all together with the bat.) 

That said: they're a few years away, and the Cardinals, having just spent $120 trillion on Matt Holliday, were not the market. I think we're only allowed a certain quota of offseason excitement, anyway. But the Reds' shortstop situation, while simultaneously both more severe and less important, mirrors a few of the problems the Cardinals needed to address going into this offseason. How have they done? 

Star-divide

Left Field: I'm pleased with this solution. Holliday was great, outstanding, even, and he probably won't be quite so great or outstanding next year. But even after he came in the Cardinals' final totals in left were .263/.339/.437. (Worse yet, that was still the second best line of any position, with Schumaker and the second basemen placing a strong third.) It is impossible to overstate just how bad Chris Duncan was for much of the season. 

Center Field: I hate to Go Here, but Cardinals center fielders hit just .248/.301/.401 in 2009. Part of the blame can again be foisted on Rick Ankiel, who hit .246/.297/.389 in 203 of the position's 634 at-bats, but Rasmus's 416 weren't much more impressive (.245/.300/.409). (The other at-bats belong to Shane Robinson (1-2), Skip Schumaker (4-9), Ryan Ludwick (0-2), and Tyler Greene (0-2), because you were wondering.)

This was, admittedly, not a difficult hole to fill for 2010—I don't think anyone but Rick Ankiel is particularly loath to give Rasmus a year for his bat to adjust as well as his glove did, and in the meantime the Cardinals can just allow Shane Robinson to continue hitting .500. 

Third Base: Cardinals third basemen actually hit nearly as bad as Cincinnati shortstops last year—just .229/.292/.369—even worse than their pinch hitters managed after sitting on the bench for most of 136 games. Adrian Beltre might have been nice, for $10 million, but for $400,000 David Freese seems like a basically average candidate. And he'd better be: this is one of those rare instances in which a playoff-caliber team has a chance at filling a replacement-level hole. Those two wins should be easy pickings, even if the budget doesn't even allow for Joe Crede

Fifth Starter: This one still worries me a little. I love Jaime Garcia, who seems to have been ready to pitch at a Major League level since he got into everyone's prospect consciousness as a nineteen year-old, but ideally the fix for Todd Wellemeyer's 21 miserable starts—fruit hanging only slightly higher than Joe Thurston's year as a starting third baseman—would not be stacked entirely atop Garcia's new elbow ligament. 

The Cardinals will be getting more and presumably better starts from Kyle Lohse, but they'll be losing a lot of good ones, too—Christy Mathewson won't be making his 32 starts in 2009, and it's difficult to expect Chris Carpenter and Adam Wainwright ever pitching better or more frequently than they did in 2009. If the Cardinals have money left, one more flier—Ben Sheets? John Smoltz?—to fill out the inevitable gaps in this thin rotation seems like the best way to spend it. I'm all for giving the kids a chance, but the worst case scenario is that somebody like BEN SHEETS pitches so well that Jaime Garcia spends a full year in Memphis—where he's made 16 starts to this point—at 23. (Or, I suppose, that BEN SHEETS fails to send you his medical records.)

The 2009 Cardinals had a surprising number of big, easily fillable holes on the roster. Now that we don't have to watch them bat one after the other anymore, this is a good thing. 

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It was funny to read a PD article talking about how Holliday said he was working hard this offseason on his fielding. I guess a shot to the plumbs and early exit from the post-season will make you rethink things a bit.

I’m curious if the Cards will look at adding someone like Russ Springer as a veteran right hander in case Garcia/anonymous 5th starter needs to be replaced with Boggs/Hawk.

by CardsFanSmikema on Jan 11, 2010 5:08 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Gaw!

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 11, 2010 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

....stab

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jan 11, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

the first couple of paragraphs of this post are really confusingly written

I had to read the whole thing twice through to discern that Chapman had not, in fact, signed with the Cardinals.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 11, 2010 5:44 AM EST reply actions  

Seconded.

I had gotten the tweet that he went to the Reds and all of a sudden I was very confused, though intrigued.

by mynameistyler on Jan 11, 2010 6:31 AM EST up reply actions  

it stays confusing longer

if you didn’t realize Jocketty wasn’t our GM anymore…

R.P.O.F.Y.M.

by BVHeck on Jan 11, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

perhaps danup still reeling from momup's dirt cups dig

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

He did get mildly mom-pwned

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Jan 11, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we'll be alright at the Hot Corner

Simply because we have so many options with upside. I believe firmly that David Freese can put up a .660 OPS at the MLB level right now, and if he can’t, I believe firmly that Allen Craig can handle the position, and likely hit even better than Freese. Then you have the possibility of continuing the Mather-as-a-3B experiment. Remember Superman? Joey Bombs? Guy can hit, best plate discipline among them. Backup-backup plans: Tyler Greene, Julio Lugo… eh.

In what St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa called a "big day" for his club, starter Chris Carpenter took the mound for his first session of live batting practice and promptly buzzed the fuzz on catcher Jason LaRue’s chin with an errant fastball.

"Sorry," Carpenter called from the mound.

"Don’t say you’re sorry," LaRue barked back.

"He said it," pitching coach Dave Duncan said from the side of the cage, "but he didn’t mean it."
~ DG

by mateodh on Jan 11, 2010 8:02 AM EST reply actions  

A .660 OPS is really bad

unless he’s getting on base at like a .380 clip and slugging .280…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 11, 2010 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I say .660

Because that’s what we got from the position last year. Sure, we could use an upgrade, but we won the division with that. Honestly I think Freese can hit something like .270/.330/.450 next year and play above average D.

In what St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa called a "big day" for his club, starter Chris Carpenter took the mound for his first session of live batting practice and promptly buzzed the fuzz on catcher Jason LaRue’s chin with an errant fastball.

"Sorry," Carpenter called from the mound.

"Don’t say you’re sorry," LaRue barked back.

"He said it," pitching coach Dave Duncan said from the side of the cage, "but he didn’t mean it."
~ DG

by mateodh on Jan 11, 2010 9:02 AM EST up reply actions  

that's all true

and I agree with the Freese projection there, but what we got from 3B last year is immaterial – we really need to do considerably better than that.

We got something like 15 WAR from our 3 best starters last year, and that’s not going to happen again. The Cubs had a bunch of injuries and players under-performing last year, and that’s probably not going to happen again. I really don’t think the .660 OPS should be the benchmark!

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 11, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

We Should Get an Upgrade...

…to the tune of about .720 – .750 OPS, IMO, which is really all we need, as long as the leather work is good. Freese is capable of an OPS in that range, as well as good D, so I am not worried either. 5th starter still worries me a bit, but I am ok with 3rd, for the mooment.

:=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jan 11, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Not as bullish on Freese

I’m guessing he might be closer to .255/.305/.440

I’m all for giving him a shot, though.

by tarakas on Jan 11, 2010 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

where do i get in line for that?

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jan 11, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

first you have to slide through this grit.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I did that...

in 5th grade… When you’re 4’11, 100 lbs, that’s your upside.

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Jan 11, 2010 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Remaining Hot Stove Priorities

1) Low-Cost, High-Upside Fifth Starter (my preference is Smoltz).
2) Sidekick for Franklin the Closer; that is, a righty late innings arm who can moonlight as a closer when Franklin needs a rest.
3) Bench.
4) Third Base.

My hope is that we can get a starter soon, for a fair price, and then, if we are lucky, have a righty reliever fall into our laps on a contract similar to that of Reyes and Miller last offseason.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 11, 2010 8:11 AM EST reply actions  

Move the stuff in parentheses in 1 down to 2, and then change "sidekick" for "replacement"

I’d co-sign on that!

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 11, 2010 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd agree with this on the whole

my first preference is to sign smoltz, as I feel he can satisfy number 1) for the regular season, then slide to fill number 2) for Sept/October, if things play out well for us. My next priority would be the bench looking at a defensive/OBP-minded OF (DanUp’s Endy Chavez rec was very intriguing to me the other day), and/or a Crede signing for LaRue-dollars (not sure if likely/possible).

I don’t expect any 3B signings because of the wealth of “average to below avg” guys we have available (Freese on top, then Craig, T. Greene, Mather, Lugo, Gotay—probably in that order).

/aside: I’d love to get an update on Joey Bombs’ and the wrist. Anyone heard anything?

Stupid Sexy Flanders!!!

by timmycardinals on Jan 11, 2010 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Chavez perked up my ears, as well.

I wonder what type of deal he will get.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 11, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

league min I'd guess

Maybe $1m at the most.

I really don’t see the attraction in Endy Chavez, because he is Jon Jay. .300 career wOBA; that’s pretty horrendous. Guys like Jay and even Shane Robinson have a good shot at being + CFers or ++ LF/RFers, and it really doesn’t take much (specifically, a poor OBP and an egregious SLG) to put up a .300 wOBA. Given we’ve already got pretty good defense, I’d rather try and find someone who can vaguely hit to sit on the bench.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 11, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm sure you have a lot of vidoes

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

+100

This is exactly my order as well, although specifically my bench would be back-up CF who can hit lefties/not plod around in the field like a pregnant Holstein on skates.

:=8)

Big McLargehuge!
:=8O

by The MooCow on Jan 11, 2010 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha, ha

But otherwise, Holsteins are so productive!

by kkkkathmandubirdsview on Jan 11, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Khalil Greene signs with Rangers

He got a one-year, $750K deal to be the Texas utility infielder. I wish him the best of luck.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 11, 2010 8:25 AM EST reply actions  

Shoot.

I did a search for “Khalil Greene” before I posted it, and thought I was in the clear. Was it posted under one of his VEB pseudonyms?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 11, 2010 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

it's been posted in the last two front page threads AND the hot stove thread, from memory.

it’s certainly been posted at least twice. I dunno how the search system works on SBN…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 11, 2010 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I almost always use google first when searching sites...

depends on the web server which search engine is being used and MS’s can be janky (especially in sharepoint).

site:www.website.com keywords

ex. site:vivaelbirdos.com midgets

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jan 11, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I think you got SBN'd

all three posts use the link and/or his full name. did you try the comments tab?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

i used KBot

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

For those who believe in "clutch"

A study has shown perception can change based on how much they desired an object.

Also how well you are performing changes your perception of the size of the goal. Michael Jordan used to say the hoop would look giant when he was “in the zone”.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jan 11, 2010 8:54 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Awesome stuff.

How did you come into this?

Free Melodi Dushane

by all4tookie on Jan 11, 2010 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I read more about psychology than I do my actual job (IT)

I have a handful of blogs I follow religiously, mindhacks being the main one.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jan 11, 2010 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If the first one is true

why isn’t Jordan a better gambler? Kidding, KIDDING!

Really good stuff though — I’ve seen links to that mind hacks site three times in the last month from the various blogs that I read. I think I’ll have to put it on the list of dailies that I have. Any others you would recommend?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jan 11, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

< ignore "KIDDING">

Technically, that link showed worse performance when the participants cared about the outcomes. Don’t tell JD Drew.
< / ignore "KIDDING">

by brackenthebox on Jan 11, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

That might explain JD Drew's entire career

Apparently not giving a shit is a positive thing — who knew?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jan 11, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Matt Kemp agrees with this philosophy

And it apparently also leads to dating Rihanna, which really makes me want to stop caring.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Jan 11, 2010 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

But does it make you want to stop caring?

Aring? Aring? Eh? Eh? Eh?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 12, 2010 5:52 AM EST up reply actions  

In the Zone

I don’t think any other position on the field besides a pitcher could get In the Zone. I would the was people get “In The Zone” is through repetition .

by FlimtotheFlam on Jan 11, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

he was conceived, born lives & will rule forever there

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Any number of hitters,

from Schmidt, to Brett, to Gwynn have reported that when they’re hitting well, the ball appears to be larger. I think that qualifies as “in the zone”.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jan 11, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

that's exactly what I was thinking.

“seeing the ball well”.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jan 11, 2010 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

flow state

is a somewhat related discussion. I don’t think that’s about repetition.

by ol Pete on Jan 13, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Dusty Baker to Willy Tavers

“I wish I knew how to quit you…”

by salukihoops on Jan 11, 2010 9:15 AM EST reply actions  

Under

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jan 11, 2010 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that 9 innings/1 game?

Cuz september 1 is waaaay too far

Free Melodi Dushane

by all4tookie on Jan 11, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the real over/under

is when Dusty tells him to get off the computer cause the typing is causing his arm problems…

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jan 11, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i think

it’s unrealistic to expect him to be a big league pitcher this season. he’s just a prospect. that contract my make them push him to the show before he’s ready, but i still doubt it’s this year. the dude is no stephen strasburg, that’s for sure. hell, based on everything i’ve read, he’s no rick porcello either. $30MM is a little wtf

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jan 11, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Not saying Chapman would turn out like Johnson, but that’s probably his ceiling right there.

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Jan 11, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

put only with a new pitching coach, i don't trust Dave around him

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's a bad idea to just decide he's awesome because he's a lefty and throws hard and Randy Johnson did that, too

It’s also Matt Thornton territory.

Porcello is ALREADY an above-average ML-caliber pitcher at 21 years old. I’ll take him every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Who knows what Chapman will be.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Jan 11, 2010 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

he's around average

he’s also 21 and can take down youk

gimme porcello

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jan 11, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright, I'll concede he's close to average, at least

Nonetheless, he’s a viable major league arm with enormous upside and a sexy GB%. I’ll take Rick.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Jan 11, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey now

Jeff Francouer thinks Taveras is a good table setter for a big rally…

"Haywood leads the league in all offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor." - Harry Doyle

by Futility Infielder on Jan 11, 2010 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Jeff Francouer's...

unfamiliarity with big rallies is quite evident.

by mynameistyler on Jan 11, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Paul Rogers (Tribune) does win shares comparison

I was kinda shocked to see this in this Sunday’s Chicago Tribune, but it’s an interesting comparison:

“For comparison’s sake, group eight starters in the field, four starting pitchers and the best four relievers from each team. Then evaluate them strictly on their 2009 performance based on Bill James’ measure of Win Shares. The Cardinals are at 230, led by Pujols’ best-in-the-game rating of 39 and Holliday’s 25.

The Brewers are at 180, thanks to the contributions from Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder, along with valuable pitching additions Randy Wolf and LaTroy Hawkins — and Melvin probably will add at least one more arm from baseball’s overstocked bargain bin.

The Cubs total a meager 166, with Derrek Lee (24) and new center fielder Marlon Byrd (20) the most valued players."

The Cubs value will go up assuming Aramis Ramirez plays a full year.

by sdrone on Jan 11, 2010 9:34 AM EST reply actions  

If the Cubs have a healthier season in 2010 than in 2009,

I fear that they will compete for the division title.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Jan 11, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

+1

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

^∞

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

And another rec.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 11, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I just flag'd myself for knowing that

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 11, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Lohan pre drugs and anorexia or whatever she's had going on as of late

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 11, 2010 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

That movie is totally awesome

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Jan 11, 2010 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

de ja vu

haven’t we had this exact conversation?

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Jan 11, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Because it is just that awesome.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 11, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

i still haven't seen it

it’s not totally awesome till gdm puts his seal of approval on it

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

no i have not

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought it was a calculus joke

=/

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jan 11, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

this type of comment...

is why they added a rec button.

* is an Asshat

by RiverRat on Jan 11, 2010 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

12 yrs old

and mixed up with coke?
wait, that doesn’t make sense

by _pistol_ on Jan 11, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just going to reply

to this thread just to be here when the “knights in shining armor” show up trying to woo the 2 women of this board with their classiness on their noble steeds.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jan 11, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec for truth

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 11, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

all the women on VEB are taken, there's no one to woo

jerk

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

They do calculus in Mean Girls.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 11, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i wouldn't know i don't watch bad movies

OH

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jan 11, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jan 11, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 11, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

But they're the Cubs?

Sadly this is true. At least it might make the end of the season interesting.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 11, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

win shares???

what is this, 1986?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 11, 2010 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

/hums “inbetween days”

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Jan 11, 2010 11:35 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Have you heard Ben Folds' cover of that?

It’s pretty awesome

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 11, 2010 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

nope. must find it then.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Jan 11, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Because I have nothing better to do with my time

here it is

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jan 11, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

oh mlbtr.

First off, our pals at the Crawfish Boxes draw a parallel with Julio Lugo and Brett Myers.

secondly…. why does anyone want to join the Nationals? “Free-agent pitcher Doug Davis said Sunday night he would like to play for the Nationals and help their young pitching staff, but he doesn’t think he will play in Washington. Why? He was informed that the team had to address other needs such as finding a second baseman.” – Mothership
(also, hey Doug Davis… your quotes are unintentionally funny sometimes.)

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 11:15 AM EST reply actions  

Can't be good for your confidence

If the Nats don’t even want you, then again, look at Felipe Lopez :P

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jan 11, 2010 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

maybe they read that he wants to help young pitchers in his own special way.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Mmmm

“Hey Strasburg, wanna see my curve?”

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jan 11, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

that's the one.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

nats

could very well have a winning record this year

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jan 11, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, not yet

Still too many holes for me to consider it. Next year when they have a more developed Strasburg, Jordan Zimmerman back from TJ, and a few more holes are filled, then I can believe in them.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jan 11, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

nats

their offense is productive, their rotation will be serviceable and young, and they have a handful of good-awesome defenders. unfortunately they have a gaping defensive hole from ss around to 1b unless moving cristian guzman over is good enough at 2b. also pudge sucks.

by spencegrif on Jan 11, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed

Too many holes, otherwise, they have the franchise player, a good pitching staff when healthy (Excluding Lannan, not as good as illustrated), and they may get Bryce Harper next draft.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jan 11, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Lannan's OK

he’s just a 4th/5th SP on a decent team, not an ace…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 12, 2010 5:54 AM EST up reply actions  

ooohkay. Sauks news

Daisuke hid groin injury … from before the WBC

1. Scott Boras
2. There’s some huge, huge cultural gaps there. I’m not sure Boston understands how guilt-complexes work in most of Asia.
3. Do the Red Sox talk to their pitchers? At all? If they were replaced with roving zombies would they just say Oh, that’s Tim Wakefield?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 11:30 AM EST reply actions  

Eh yo brah, yo link be broken

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Jan 11, 2010 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

rar. i'm too old for multitasking.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know about Chapman...

he better be the real deal. They’re basically getting a good, young, cost-controlled pitcher, without the cost control. Let’s assume the following best-case scenario:

2010: minors ($5 mill)
2011: 2 war ($5 mill)
2012: 3 war ($5 mill)
2013: 4 war ($5 mill)
2014: 4 war ($5 mill)
2015: 4 war (Unknown player option or arbitration, ($8 mill)
2016: 5 war (Arbitration, $10 mill)
Free agency

That’s $43 million – discount 20% for deferrals and backloading – say $35 million. For 22 WAR, that’s pretty good. If he misses time with an injury, or if he spends multiple years in the minors on his current contract, they’ll quickly find themselves paying close to market value…. and that’s if he pans out.

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Jan 11, 2010 11:34 AM EST reply actions  

i think the deal's probably about fair

maybe a slight overpay, if anything.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 11, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

30M on one lottery ticket

or basically buy themselves an extra high upside draft pick each of the next 6 years by taking a player with high salary demands.

I’ll take 6 lotto tickets, thank you.

Think; It's not illegal yet.

by azruavatar on Jan 11, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

that's why they are the reds

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Calcaterra's take:

Here:

…the payments are spread out over ten years, with his salary for 2010 being a mere $1 million. (John) Fay (of the Cincinnati Inquirer) says that “the first year it will be a major burden on the big league budget is 2014.”
I suppose there are two ways to look at this. Given their presumed financial constraints, it’s probably a good thing that they’re delaying the pain of this contract, such as it is, until guys like Aaaron Harang and Bronson Arroyo are off the payroll. On the other hand, if Chapman does turn out to be a bust, it will be a total bummer when he exercises that option and the team still has to write checks to his ineffective butt circa 2014.

Free Melodi Dushane

by all4tookie on Jan 11, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's even worse than you're letting on.

The Yanks only paid $16M more for the same number of years for Kei Igawa ($26M posting fee, $20M contract), and he hasn’t done shit to the point where they spent $243.5M to upgrade their rotation in two spots last year.

  1. That was that Yankees, who used to throw money around stupidly.
  2. That was in a 2006 market in which Dice-K cost $102M, Jeremy Bonderman cost $38M, and Alfonso Soriano cost $136M. Let’s just say, this isn’t that market.
  3. He’s probably spending at least a season and more than likely part of another in the minors, so you’re essentially paying him $30M for 3.5 years of work. Better hope he’s good.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jan 11, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Player option for a 6th year at $5M more I guess

I still don’t think it’s a very good deal for the Reds, honestly. They could spend that money on third starters each year for the next 6 and at least be positive that they’re going to get some production out of it. It’s a high risk/high reward move.

Jocketty looks to be hitting the Latin market hard — this is the second one he’s signed this year.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jan 11, 2010 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That player option is terrible

Best case he declines it and gets a huge contract.

Worst case he sucks at black hole levels and they have to pay him $5M in 2014.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jan 11, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It's only $5M less if he's worth less than $5M on the open market in year 6

so ya, it makes the worst case scenario worse and doesn’t improve the upside.

by brackenthebox on Jan 11, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It's 5/25 guaranteed...

with a sixth year player option in 2015 (not 2014 as above). That’s just a salary floor. If he ends up in middle relief, or washes out completely, he’ll activate it. If he’s a quality starter, he’ll turn it down. He’ll still be Reds property, and will (presumably) get more through the arbitration process.

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Jan 11, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

So after all this...

the 6th year appears to be guaranteed, and Jocketty wants Chapman on the big league team from the get-go. Maybe he could fill the same role as Wainwright in ’06, then start in 2011.

It seems inconceivable that he won’t eventually run into some kind of problem with Dusty running things.

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Jan 11, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Putting him straight into the big leagues is madness

guy might be good but seriously, the competition in the Cuban league is like high-A-ball at best. Surely 3 months in AA or something is a better way to start him off…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 12, 2010 5:58 AM EST up reply actions  

just start him against the Pirates and Astros for a while...

maybe some Nationals for variety

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 12, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I said the "big-leagues".

Those are AAA teams.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 13, 2010 6:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Hole at Cincinnati shortstop position...

Both Bill James & Chone thinks that Red phenom Todd Frazier is ready with their latest projections… James projects him with a .278 BA, 45 doubles, 17 HR, 69 RBI in 500 ABs. If he is not quite ready yet, the Reds still have Drew Sutton. He is more of a 2Bman, but can rake the ball. In fact, I don’t know why the Cardinals are not interested in Sutton with him being a switch-hitter and the Cardinal’s need for a LH bench infielder.

Here is my favorites for the Card’s bench… LaRue, Craig, Mather, T.Greene, Lugo…unless
you replace Lugo with a Sutton type. If Mather is not ready then, John Jay is the LH OF who
probably is.

by spick5a on Jan 11, 2010 11:40 AM EST reply actions  

mather's right-handed

although I dunno if you meant it like that…

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 11, 2010 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Last I heard

Sutton was staying at 2B and they were looking at moving Frazier to the outfield since they didn’t think he could handle middle infield in the big leagues. Not sure why, that’s just the rumors going around.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jan 11, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

not just "looking at"

he basically played 2B/LF last year, with a few games at 3B and 1B thrown in. Didn’t play an inning at SS.

it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie

by SleepyCA on Jan 11, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Zack Cozart

Could be better than people expect

by oplaid on Jan 11, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

The Hawk speaks of... the Man Stew!

though he doesn’t call it that.

http://www.globe-democrat.com/news/2010/jan/11/blake-hawksworths-blog-winter-warm-time/

I’ll fanshot this for full tagging appreciation.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 11:52 AM EST reply actions  

Pirates closing in on deal with Ryan Church

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/01/pirates-in-talks-with-ryan-church.html

What are the odds Ankiel signs as our left-handed bat off the bench? Assuming Boras wakes up and realizes he isn’t worth 3/30, of course.

THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!

by stltrav09 on Jan 11, 2010 11:54 AM EST reply actions  

I know a guy who swears this is going to happen,

because “Rick Ankiel owes the Cardinals.” Ugh.

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Jan 11, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

If he signs for what he's worth..

1 year, 1 or 2 million… then I say go for it.

THE SKIP IS LEGIT!!

by stltrav09 on Jan 11, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he'll be better?

Running out of options if we truly want a lefty OF on the bench.

Matt Holliday. Nuff said.

by SoonerfanTU on Jan 11, 2010 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Jon Jay is projected to be a better hitter as Ankiel is,

.323 wOBA vs .318 wOBA, and he plays as good or better defense for less money.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Jan 11, 2010 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Jay would be my LH bench bat

over Ankiel right now

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Jan 11, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone really think

that CHONE projection is possible? 438 PAs with a .323 wOBA for a guy who hasn’t ever played in the majors and had a wOBA of .328 in AAA last year doesn’t sound right to me.

The Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. This is his damn house. He sleeps 20 feet away.

by thegodfather on Jan 11, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He had a down first half, his second half numbers were much stronger

I would take Jay over Ankiel in a heart beat. Jay’s defensive value is enough close any kind of gap between him and Ankiel.

by FlimtotheFlam on Jan 11, 2010 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

i think he'll develop more powar

well, actually i hope he does. but they are very similar

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

CHONE projections are among the most reliable around.

and the reasons we have projections is so people don’t focus just on last year’s production. his wOBA in small sample in 2008 in AAA was .390 and in 472 PAs at AA was .372.

surely, CHONE has run across players that are coming out of the minors before?

projections actually did very well with our new prospects this year – barden, tyler greene, thurston were all pretty close to their projections, which i ran down in a post about two months ago.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Jan 11, 2010 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I do think though that Jon Jay is a difficult player to project

Since he is a high avg player which lends it self to high levels of variance. He really needs to increase his walk rates

by FlimtotheFlam on Jan 11, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

The PAs are assumed to be "if he starts the season in the majors and is a regular player", I think

hitters in AA for most teams are projected several hundred ABs for the big league team. If you add up the total # of PAs CHONE projects, it will be far above the number the team will actually take.

The .323 wOBA is based in part on his excellent 2008 season, as well as his poor 2009, although I tend to agree – he’s not been unlucky on BABIP, and he WAS somewhat lucky as far as I can tell in 08. I’d be very surprised if he’s a .323 wOBA guy – with his glove, that probably makes him an above-average major league outfielder. I believe CHONE doesn’t look at ball-in-play luck (which has been above-average for Jay in the last couple of years), so that might be part of the problem.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 12, 2010 6:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Another in-house candidate...

Keep your eyes peeled to see if Mark Hamilton is working out in the OF early in ST. His numbers vs. RHP have been fairly spectacular the past few years.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jan 11, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

he was working out in the OF in venezuela. then he went home early.

don’t know if that means it worked out, it didn’t work out, or he got malaria.

if you don't know what is wrong with me, then you don't know what you've missed. - macmanus

by tom s. on Jan 11, 2010 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I am looking forward to seeing who the Cardinals are sending to the

Rookie Career Development Program. It is program setup to help rookies adjust to big league life. Most teams send a couple players in Jan each year. It can sometimes be viewed as a sign who is going to make the team.

by FlimtotheFlam on Jan 11, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ooh that's interesting.

flag rec for topicality

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

proactive. I like it.

I won’t ask what else you can do.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS IS A MAN WHO GETS THINGS DONE

HE MAKES SHIRTS AND ASKS LEACH QUESTIONS AND DOESN’T AFRAID OF ANYTHING

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Jan 11, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

he also has your mailing address.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

and "modeling pictures"

that he swore wouldn’t end up on the interweb.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jan 11, 2010 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

you got mine

wait, no just my real name & addy

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

huh

I didn’t know that Hamilton was getting a look in the outfield. I’ve been steadily waiting for him to get traded for what seems like about 10 years now.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Jan 11, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

he'd be our best internal LH bench bat candidate, I think

but I don’t think I ever want to actually see him in the OF. I think he’d be Duncan bad, possibly worse, but as a pinch-hitter, he’s an interesting guy, I think. Also, a couple of hundred big league PAs where he mashes right-handed pitching could really boost his trade value. Anyone looking for a LH first base option (Sabean, I’m looking at you…) might be tempted to throw, say, a decent relief arm our way.

The other issue is that neither he nor Craig can play CF, so it seems unlikely that both make the team.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 12, 2010 6:05 AM EST up reply actions  

that's the death knell of Hamilton's career

Liam keepin’ an eye on em’

poor, poor Mark

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jan 11, 2010 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn.

It’s true.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Jan 12, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Gabe Gross

much better glove than Ankiel and he was about an average hitter with the brewers, before sucking last year (though he didn’t suck as bad as ank). There’s still one or two options out there.

That said, I’m not as down on ank as some, and I wouldn’t mind a 1-year deal at near the league minimum. I’d just be slightly concerned that LaRussa will over-expose him, or use him as a CF against left-handed pitching. Yeuch.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 11, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

lets go to church first!

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jan 11, 2010 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

i haven't been to church i so long

no wonder my life sucks

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno

That Yankees farmhand Kyle Synagogue is looking pretty stout. Maybe we should try to work out a trade for him.

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 12, 2010 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Tony Gurdwara has leapt over him on their depth chart, actually.

so I guess he might be available. What are there needs?

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 13, 2010 6:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure if that's exactly a fair comparison...

But the fact that it even can be made in jest is saying something…

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jan 11, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey

Godwin’s Law

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 11, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I just don't want...

TLR to have the option of filling out Ankiel’s name on the lineup card every day when you have Rasmus (who hit so well vs. lhp and rhp in the playoffs).

by Jumsy on Jan 11, 2010 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

in all honesty

he’s probably as good as ryan church. The big concern is how LaRussa will (over)play him.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 11, 2010 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

owes us another year of .290 OBP?

Ohhhhhh yeaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 11, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't it sometimes better

to let debts go unpaid than to chase down the people who owe you?

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jan 11, 2010 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

If he owes us

He won’t re-sign. That would be a much better way of “repaying”

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 11, 2010 1:38 PM EST up reply actions   5 recs

Exactly.

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Jan 11, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

why isn't that green?

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

do we get to see the chappy presser?

or is this ohio-only?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 1:00 PM EST reply actions  

what's a chappy presser?

i don’t know if i see it or not

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Chapman.

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Jan 11, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

oh

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Random question:

Is VEB producing a 2010 Cards Maple Street press Annual? Last year’s was really excellent and the contributors list was outstanding.

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

by jacksonian on Jan 11, 2010 1:17 PM EST reply actions  

From MLB.com article about defensive statistics
“I think defensive statistics are the most unpredictable stats there are,” says Charley Kerfeld, a former big league reliever who now serves as a special assistant to Phillies GM Ruben Amaro Jr.

“And since I’ve been here, we don’t have an in-house stats guy and I kind of feel we never will. We’re not a statistics-driven organization by any means.

“I’m not against statistics. Everybody has their own way of doing things. But the Phillies believe in what our scouts see and what our eyes tell us and what our people tell us.”

Link

Every time I read/hear someone saying something as strange and surreal as “I’m not against statistics, everyone has their own way of doing things” I have to take a second and wonder if this is, indeed, reality.

In any case, the article is worth a read.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Jan 11, 2010 1:21 PM EST reply actions  

To not have an in house stat dept seems so stupid to me

Like mind boggling stupid especially when drafting players. Stats are not perfect by any means but they should be used to point you in the right direction to take advantage of your scouts.

by FlimtotheFlam on Jan 11, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Paraphrasing a buddy of mine

If you don’t believe in baseball stats, you should go ahead and try to manage your 401k and savings account based solely on memory and see how well it works out.

by Mister Eff on Jan 11, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

That's the nub of the issue...

when it counts – like in surgery or finance – we accept science and stats. When it doesn’t matter, we indulge in tradition.

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Jan 11, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

nub.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jan 11, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I imagine you laughing like Butthead in your head

so I will laugh like Beavis in mine

Blaine Matthew Burns: Albert Pujols' biggest fan (his first words will for sure be "Albert Pujols is RIDICULOUS")

by STLRegalia on Jan 11, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, that's like really smart & stuff

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

the 401k sales business

is laced with bad statistics and blatant dishonesty. Starting your measurement of financial instrument performance with the great depression and using government figures for inflation are two that are used habitually.

by ol Pete on Jan 13, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I completely understand the perspective that prefers scouting to stats for defense

The publicly available stuff, while pretty good, doesn’t even correct for positioning let alone throwing to the right base or cutting off hits keeping guys to singles etc. Hell they seemingly can’t even figure out how to properly adjust for the Green Monster. If I had to pick between my scouts that see 100 games of a player or that player’s single year UZR, I’d trust the scouts. Saying UZR is worthless is nonsense, and it seems extremely cavalier to not have any in-house stats but given the current limitations on defensive stuff that’s not that crazy (for defense).

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jan 11, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

But UZR is more right than wrong

On a single player basis I would always take the scouts word of the stats. But stats should point you in the right direction to be use your scouts.

by FlimtotheFlam on Jan 11, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed

I would certainly include the stats in the discussion but this isn’t like someone saying “I don’t care what his OBP is, I want a Gamer®!”

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Jan 11, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Is UZR more right than wrong?

by ol Pete on Jan 13, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I broadly agree

although UZR is useful for broadly putting a VALUE on defense. I’d be more inclined to believe a good scout who says, I dunno, “Jacoby Ellsbury is a + OF” but, thanks to UZR, we know that a + OF might be worth, say, ten runs above average for his position.

Also, UZR is good at offering a second point of view that is a little more objective in SOME areas of defense (and I say this as someone who has some doubts about its accuracy) – for instance, that Felipe Lopez has good range, whereas a scout or someone else watching with their “own eyes” (as opposed to someone else’s, I always wonder…) would focus more on the fact that he boots a lot of balls.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 12, 2010 6:09 AM EST up reply actions  

All the stuff that...

makes the Phillies great today happened a long time ago.

Rollins – drafted 1996
Utley, Hamels, Howard – drafted 2000-2002
Victorino – rule 5 2004
Werth & Drabek (Halladay) – 2006

They didn’t get much in the last three drafts, and they gutted the farm for Halladay.

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Jan 11, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

the phils have quietly gotten old. i worry about a serious hangover to the WS champagne.

maybe not next season, but in the next few seasons.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Jan 11, 2010 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

They almost traded Utley and Howard

to the A’s for Mark Mulder. I found that fascinating, and saddening. I want he who shall not be named back!

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jan 11, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

and why they signed werth and no one else

still po’ed at uncle walt for that one

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jan 11, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

And yet they've become the premier NL team over the past 2 years

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

by jd is legend on Jan 11, 2010 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

that sound is the bucketloads of money raining down

right after the batteries

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

and was completely worthless most of the history of baseball

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jan 11, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, to be fair

While they may not give a crap about defensive metrics, they still have a pretty solid defensive team.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Jan 11, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it me...

or has Doug Melvin been flying around the country and blabbing about signing Mark Mulder for months now? This is a monumental decision?

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Jan 11, 2010 1:38 PM EST reply actions  

no shit

Why don’t they just sign him and get it over with. He can’t be asking for to much money

by FlimtotheFlam on Jan 11, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Because the more you talk about it

the bigger of a signing it is… everyone knows that.

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jan 11, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Heyman says Pujols is "surely seeking" $30 million per year
It should be pretty obvious where Pujols’ position lies, as he’s surely seeking a deal for $30 million a year.

Link

He seems to be pretty much pulling this out of thin air, from what I can tell, but it’s still a bit worrying. Especially since it’s in the middle of an article about how Joe Mauer is believed to not be looking for that kind of money.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Jan 11, 2010 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

How in the world...

can the Phillies and Cardinals have similar revenues? Philadelphia is a top 5 media market; St. Louis is in the twenties. Plus, the Phillies payroll is $140 million and they got $175 million in public money to build their stadium. St. Louis got a $50 million loan.

Six years was the hope of the herd;
Unanimous but for one who demurred;
A prescient young man;
By the name of stlfan;
He knew Scotty would have the last word

by guayzimi on Jan 11, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

thin air - is that where the sun doesn't shine?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

The place inbetween

the right buttcheek and the left buttcheek.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jan 11, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Heyman is NOT having a good day today.

For more on this, visit the Big Mac thread.

Good lord almighty — how do these idiots keep their jobs?

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jan 11, 2010 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I posted this yesterday under the correct fanshot,

but no one noticed. Questions about the Big Mac pinch hitting thing (which, admittedly, has got to be like a 50:1 long shot):

What would this do to his HoF eligibility? Would it be reset and the voting start again another 5 years from now? Has that ever happened before? Mightn’t that actually be a good thing for Big Mac’s chances at the HoF?

I vote the anti-Tony ticket:
Aggressiveness on the basepaths,
Patience at the plate.

by aNdrOss on Jan 11, 2010 2:23 PM EST reply actions  

crazy Tony seems to have discovered the joy of Messin' Wit' You

next year he won’t just answer the cell phone during the presser, he’ll post to Twitter.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

season, rather.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree.

It was just an interesting hypothetical. Another thought:

What if a great, shoe-in Hall of Famer (say Albert or something) retired early, then got elected into the Hall of Fame, then returned and played another couple games or something? That would be wild.

I vote the anti-Tony ticket:
Aggressiveness on the basepaths,
Patience at the plate.

by aNdrOss on Jan 11, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i saw this movie

it’s called mr 3000. i’d prefer to avoid the sequel.

by spencegrif on Jan 11, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I presume it would reset his HoF eligibility.

But this little TLR fantasy will not happen.

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Jan 11, 2010 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

the one with aaron miles and the pudding, though, that one might.

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Jan 11, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

aaron miles *is* on the west coast fulltime, now....

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

especially now

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't see why everyone has a problem with this

It will shove off his HoF voting for 5 years. Then he can see the results of Bonds HoF to see if he gets elected or not, therefore giving him a case if he happens to be elected.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jan 11, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Bonds not a much, much better player than McGwire, though?

I don’t think Bonds’ election has a lot of bearing on Big Mac (although of course if Bonds DOESN’T make it, which I think he will, Mac won’t). Bonds was an inner circle guy with or without the ’roids.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 12, 2010 6:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it has a tremendous effect

How can’t it? Mac is 11th(?) on the all time HR list, not to mention he does legally hold the record for HR’s in a season. I think that if you put Bonds in, you would have a very hard time not putting Mac in.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jan 12, 2010 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

But Bonds is an inner circles HOFer even if he retired in 1999

or played out the rest of his career “only” hitting 25-30 HR/yr.

Without 98 and 99, McGwire is borderline. In fact, if he started juicing in the early 90s, you can make an argument that he wasn’t even really a star in Oakland (I’m not making that argument, but I guess it exists), excepting his excellent rookie year, from 88-91 when he averaged about an .800 OPS for four seasons. Take out that huge 1998-2000 peak and he was merely a good hitting, poor defending first baseman, and probably not even up there in production with guys like Edgar Martinez. Slice 20 HR off each of those years (which doesn’t seem unreasonable to me as a "steroids adjustment) and the associated adjustments that makes to his OPS and he’s still borderline.

Steroidy Barry Bonds is the 2nd best player of all time. It’s hard to argue that steroidy Mark McGwire is DEFINITIVELY in the top 100 (although I suspect he probably is by most fair measures). That’s a pretty big gap. I think the argument for Bonds is that he’d be in on his performance, steroids or no steroids, whereas for Big Mac, without that late-career power binge, he’s probably not a hall-of-famer.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 13, 2010 6:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok

I just don’t see how you can take away a guy from the HoF who will be top 10 in MLB history in HR’s (Arod is tied with him and Thome is only 20 off) and a career OBP of .394. That’s such an impossibility to me unless Bonds does not get in, then I can understand the issue.

I think 20 is a bit steep, but I really don’t have anyway to argue that.

Bonds stats are fantastic, and he is the 2nd best player in the history of MLB (Steroidy as he may be), but McGwire’s numbers, although not as good as Bonds, are not that far off.

In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his recievers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! "I hope I'll be safe at home!"
-George Carlin (RIP)

by Taskmaster on Jan 13, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that's all fair

I’m a small hall guy personally, but I don’t really have a horse in the “should he/shouldn’t he be in” McGwire race. I think his stats, as they stand, make him a definite HOFer if you ignore the roids, that’s for sure, even in my small hall, but I can see the counter argument (knock off a dinger here, a dinger there, a few hundred PAs in which he might not’ve been very healthy if not for the roids etc, and he’s borderline).

I would vote for Mark McGwire, as much as anything, because he’s an important part of mlb history, but I can definitely see the arguments against it. In the end, I’m not sure it matters THAT much either way; the game will go on with or without the ’roid guys in the hall.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 15, 2010 8:02 AM EST up reply actions  

It would count as service time

and his HOF eligibility would be reset, yes.

However, under the CBA, the organization cannot pay him or provide him any compensation for things outside of playing baseball if he is indeed a player. Which means he would have to resign as hitting coach, or do it for free, then sign a minimum 10 day contract with the Cardinals as I believe that is the smallest contract a free agent player can sign.

Can Colby round out our new MV3?

by fourstick on Jan 11, 2010 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of Tony, BBTN will have him, Bob Knight, and CC Sabathia

I may watch just to see the look on Timmeh’s face.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

i have no clue

they regularly pre-empt BBTN for real sports like poker or curling

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

ZING!

Now with extra feisty!

by spants on Jan 11, 2010 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

don't knock curling.....

I hope to one day be a broomsman.

* is an Asshat

by RiverRat on Jan 11, 2010 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew someone who was trying to make the Olympic team

never found out if they did, but they were hardcore

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Was he named

Steve?

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jan 11, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

What has the computer-simulation world come to?!

Batting Title Champion in 2011? You guessed it! Chris Duncan.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Jan 11, 2010 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

and look who he's beating out

R. howard? Keppinger

This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers

by punchinjudy on Jan 11, 2010 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, BA is so out of date. should be using wOBA!

My daddy told me, lookin' back, The best friend you'll have is a railroad track So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own, And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home . . . Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird, And when I wanna talk, He hangs on every word. . . And I'm lost at the bottom of the world. - Tom Waits

by tom s. on Jan 11, 2010 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

He had a 1.07 OPS, too. Ha...Go figure.

Note: Above comment may contain gratuitous amounts of sarcasm.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Jan 11, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, a .450 BABIP is bound to happen sooner or later...

I vote the anti-Tony ticket:
Aggressiveness on the basepaths,
Patience at the plate.

by aNdrOss on Jan 11, 2010 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Must be a late bloomer...

a very late bloomer

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jan 11, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

haha thats funny

i have duncan as my left fielder in my franchise too. he rakes too haha.

....my quick smells like french toast...

by mstreeter06 on Jan 11, 2010 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, (marbles)

Greg Maddux joins Cubs as assistant to Hendry – overseeing coaching and ops.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

interesting

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jan 11, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That's...

…yeah…interesting.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Jan 11, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Big Mac

Admits he used off and on for a decade.

by Merry CRasmus on Jan 11, 2010 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

I've been looking for link to this

Can’t find it anywhere. Any idea where or to whom he made this admission?

"I learned a long time ago if you keep checking your stats all year, you're going to end up in the toilet." - Chris Carpenter, 2009.

by indakind on Jan 11, 2010 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

got it

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=9533663

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

you know it's breaking news when you get a subtitle like:
Mark McGwire admits using steroids for when breaking HR record

by brackenthebox on Jan 11, 2010 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

at least we know they didn't have the story on-file

like obits

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

alt link

I wish google would pick up the wire stories faster… they have the least amount of sidebar crap.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100111/ap_on_sp_ba_ne/bbo_steroids_mcgwire

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

but now you have a bookend "talk about the past" quote

that’s good for some parallelism or a rhymed couplet

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha

Seriously I feel like I should be more surprised but I am not. I just feel relieved that after the dust settles that I won’t have to hear it anymore.

by FlimtotheFlam on Jan 11, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

couldnt agree more

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Jan 11, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m beyond any outrageous outrage over it. But it’s obviously topical. I’m just hoping the media devours it here quickly and that it doesn’t need to be brought up again and again throughout the season.

by Merry CRasmus on Jan 11, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much how I feel.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 11, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

my only reservation about it is I wish he'd said this when we were still kids

“we” not including those punks on our lawn

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it changed my opinion at all.

If it helps.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 11, 2010 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't change my opinion either

When so many others were doing it during that era, it means little that he was doing it.

by saladdays on Jan 11, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course

you’d like to say he was clean, but things are what they are.

by saladdays on Jan 11, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

yup...like i've said everytime this has came up

EVERYBODY knew EVERYBODY was doing it back then.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jan 11, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd agree with you

except who answered for him in all those years?

oh yeah. us Cardinals fans.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 11, 2010 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe you were busy answering for the Indians?

…sorry. haha. I had to.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess I don't know what you mean by answering.

I was pretty positive he did it and so if anyone said he did I was like yeah. I guess that is some sort of answering.
The Indians are the same kind of thing, if someone says they suck, I’m like yeah, and…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 11, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

it's sort of like flim's comment in the next thread
Kind of a shaft to him if he didn’t know about it before hand. He officially becomes the spokesman for him.

lots of fans took a shot at Cards fans in lieu of Mac. over a decade or so. it’s nice that he’s shy and retiring and doesn’t like the media, but we had no credibility defending him because we were Cards fans.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

But I never defended him.

I said Yeah he did them. Let’s move on. I was never a huge McGwire fan so it never really bothered me I guess.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 11, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

naaaaah, the media will have plenty of new fodder when both Tony and his BFF Bobby

are on BBTN.

hahahaha timing.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU LEAVE THE PIE OUT OF IT.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still laughing at this.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jan 11, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

yup...post of the week.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jan 11, 2010 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

tom is on a roll

Every morning I wake up & smoke a dart. Then I eat five strips of bacon, & for lunch I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. And I'm still here! Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me.

by gdm426 on Jan 11, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of Bonds

Has the media finally run out of ammo on him? I feel like I haven’t read an article reminding us that Bonds is a Sith Lord in quite some time.

I need your discipline / I need your help / I need your discipline / You know once I start I cannot stop myself...

by mojowo11 on Jan 11, 2010 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

he hasn't done anything new

it’s sort of a sky-is-blue story for them news purveyors, meaning there’s no story at all.

also the principals may be under legal/court restrictions, too.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

this reminds me

of Like a Boss. I approve

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes and no friends.
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

by jacksonian on Jan 11, 2010 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i think it's a big deal

people can speculate all they want, but having concrete evidence straight from mcgwire is a big deal.

follow me on twitter @nickg105

by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 11, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

WWL just interrupted their handegg analysis for it

and they have Tim Kurkjian for it. it must be a big deal!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Jan 11, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not that he did it

I think 90% of Cards fans, and 99% of the general population assumed that. I think the admission is obviously real news. I’m not sure what to say about it – I think it’s all been pretty well hashed out. The only thing I’d say is that Big Mac has always taken too many bullets for how he handled it. There is no “good way”, and I’ll take his approach over most others that are involved in this mess. That’s not really me singing his praises, just don’t think “I’m not hear to talk about the past” was any sin, the original actions were.

by Merry CRasmus on Jan 11, 2010 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha Ha

you watch Fox News…

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Jan 11, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

high five

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jan 11, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

MORE LIKE FAUX NEWS AMIRITE

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jan 11, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

You sounds like a commie!

(it’s the only channel we’re allowed to watch at work.)

by Mister Eff on Jan 11, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

only in the sense

that it’s now out of the way. i find it hard to believe anyone who’s ever watched baseball just learned anything new from that article

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jan 11, 2010 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Jan 11, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually think this is a great move on Mac's part

Get this out of the way now. When ST comes up, the media will have settled down a bit….or so you’d think.

by saladdays on Jan 11, 2010 3:23 PM EST reply actions  

wil never go away

will reflect poorly on him and team—-unless he is very aggressively inn campaigning against steroids
he is in a tough place

I may be in a rut, but at least I know where I'm going

by sportsman on Jan 11, 2010 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Andy Van Slyke

on ksdk 5 just said Mcqwire just said he’s not in the HOF cause of steriods he didn’t get votes because he was a incomplete player.

AVS does not read VEB.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Jan 11, 2010 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

Gotta love Sports Pickle...

 "I hear Dusty Baker will ‘blow out my arm’. In English, this means: ‘Make my arm explosive’, yes?

- Aroldis Chapman

"When I knocked a guy down, there was no second part to the story." - Bob Gibson

by ducttape16 on Jan 11, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

hehe

that’s pretty cool.

RELEASE THE CENTIQUID!!!!

by Felonius_Monk on Jan 12, 2010 6:16 AM EST up reply actions  

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