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The Game Where Boog Is Awesome . . .

. . . and it makes TLR angry.

That game is called "every game".

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Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

implants?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Cards!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

...or not

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats on you blue

give smoltz the outside corner or don’t call it

ass

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Sep 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

If it's not a strike,

then no one should be getting the call.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

R O B O T

U M P I R E S

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by azruavatar on Sep 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It *will* happen.

No matter what the Traditionalists say.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can only hope.

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by azruavatar on Sep 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

we all know you are just trying to get jobs for your robot buddies

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

it can't happen soon enough if you ask me

this shit has to stop

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

that was not very suspenseful. Coffey disposed of Pujols in 3 pitches.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Has Smoltz settled?

48 pitches after 2 innings, but now only 69 through 4

by BCinVA on Sep 8, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel pretty confident still

Considering the Brewers have ran through their steller bullpen already

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

my gawd

this bacon show on food network is killing me

6ly, this stuff looks so damn good

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel like a bacon donut

is a Homer Simpson invention.

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had to turn it off

i’ll watch it again at midnight when i’m not so hungry

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spoiler alert

Bacon is a central prominatly featured for about an hour

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just had...

a new sandwich at the KFC… Two breasts with a fat slab of bacon in between.

It was… good.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

so you live in Omaha?

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

better luck plz?

dear GOB’s
please take the other thread as a sacrifice and let smoltz win!
thanks

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't help giggling a little every time Corey Patterson comes up

I wonder if he’s going to play for every team in the NL Central at some point (hopefully besides us).

by mojowo11 on Sep 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

he'll never play for the Cards

i won’t let him

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoltz is pissed

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by azruavatar on Sep 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

That was the exact same pitch twice.

Smoltzy threw a little shit-fit there, heh.

by mojowo11 on Sep 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

angry smoltz is angry

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Shannon on Vanover
He’s just terrible tonight. Where did that miss? The bench is givin’ to him tonight.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought that was the 3rd K for him.

He and Ankiel are having a contest this evening to determine once and for all who has the worst batting eye in MLB.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

SmoltzinsKKKKKKi.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

God damn

That splitter is so nasty.

by mojowo11 on Sep 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

no dam, walks on water

thanks

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Sep 8, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats John Smoltz!!

despite the umpire’s best efforts, you have successfully struck out Corey Patterson

2.444 is ridiculous

by kalmavet on Sep 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

but you do get strike 1 to counsell ATG

this ump sucks
this game sucks in general

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

clemens'd

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO MACHA

3k’s for your leadoff hitter-extraordinaire

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

Batting Patterson leadoff is like batting Ankiel second. Oh wait….

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Doesn't one swing-and-a-miss count as an "out" in the HR derby?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

And I have the fullest confidence that Corey Patterson could swing and miss at a batting practice fastball.

by mojowo11 on Sep 8, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't Deion Sanders struggle with those for awhile?

I mean, literally – the batting practice coach was blowing him away from behind the screen.

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really wish

I had my own theme music as I walked into a room. Major League players have it so nice.

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

you could make a suit with speakers built into it

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

amongst the top 5 purchases in my life

ipod alarm clock. you set a playlist, and when its time to wake up it plays from it. starts off quiet, gets gradually louder. i can’t hit the snooze bar if there is a Pixies or Jay-Z ditty playing at me. its like a theme song to start the day

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do

It gets old after a while. It’s almost a curse now hearing “theme from law and order” every time i enter a room

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really hope you're not a Wisconsin fan...

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell no

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good to know...

Being a civil engineer I’ve really come to hate that school… they take themselves way too seriously on stupid things.

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i pretty much hate all big ten schools

i’ve been here for 24 years now, and that’s 24 years too many

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are a bastard

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha again?!

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

my MLB walk-on music

would either be the beginning of When The Levee Breaks (just the drums) or it’d be this starting around the 3:40 mark….

by nota bene on Sep 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This would be mine, and should be Matt Holliday’s.

Also acceptable: “Hurricane” by Bob Dylan, ala Dazed and Confused.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Sep 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

After much thinking

I’m going with this bad boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4-aUiddpUo&feature=channel However, Ram Jam’s Black Betty is an option cause then I could strut in slow motion and look like a total badass

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've found someone else

who listens to way too much Carolla.

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vanover's been around for a while

But I don’t remember him being this bad

by random on Sep 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Smoltz go 6 IP?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

5.2

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

ladies and gentlemen,

I give you, or rather vexedtechie gives you…..the least self-aware human being on the planet!!

God, what a douche! and a tool. he’s a tooly douche

2.444 is ridiculous

by kalmavet on Sep 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than being a douchey tool.

…that’s just weird.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still love it

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got home

only three hits, but Parra only pitched one inning?

Did he give his superpowers to the bullpen tonight?

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Patterson...

is laughably bad. He reminds old-timers of a good ballplayer they once saw. Aside from that, he’s got nothin…

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

will he and rick-dick

have to share a sombrero

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

He just told Smoltz that he decided his last pitch was a ball and he needs to go back out to the mound

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Check out the range on Prince Fielder. That was pathetic.

by mojowo11 on Sep 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

But he has a higher fielding % than Albert

Gold glove! Gold glove!

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prince Fielder:

1. Take two half-hearted steps in general direction of ball.
2. Wave glove in general direction of ball.
3a. In reach? Great! Field the ball.
3b. Out of reach? That’s okay. You’re fat, so nobody expects you to get there.

by mojowo11 on Sep 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

El oh el

Coffey checks the runner at first over his back shoulder.

I have always had an irrational hatred for people that do that.

by mojowo11 on Sep 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

OffCoffeeSingleWick!

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Cool

I just show up, and we have two baserunners.

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take mine

lit up.

"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog

by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I like my men

hot, black, andwith a spoon in it.

what?

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Sep 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

where does the spoon go?

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

aren't you fritz's little spoon?

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yadi

no twofers!!

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

OK,Yadi, just hit a slam

I don’t want to count on Ankiel to drive in runs here.

by BTown Birds fan on Sep 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

rick-dick

wants that fancy yellow hat

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ank gets a GS this inning

and a contract extension tomorrow

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOO!!!!!

(I mean the slam would be cool and all, but NOOOOOO!!!!)

by BTown Birds fan on Sep 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

tlr

not the gm yet, but if he was
you bet

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's all up to Yadi now.

Because Ankiel won’t be able to catch up to Coffey’s fastball and we know he can’t hit anybody’s breaking ball…

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

NO MOAR DP's YADDA

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

hit it to Prince, Yadi

you can beat him to the bag!!!!!

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here to f*ck sh!t up.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

i like that

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duke Nukem???

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

your ass, your face

what’s the difference?

That game rocked

by nota bene on Sep 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 straight by Coffey

I believe the book says take a strike here.

by mojowo11 on Sep 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Not TLR's book...

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where was ball 2?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

a gift

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

ATG IT WAS A GIFT

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked low to me

And actually low, not I’m-a-Cards-fan low.

by mojowo11 on Sep 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lidge fail in progress

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

He's killing me

He’s gonna get taken out of the closer role before the playoffs.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh what the hell

rec.

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take here?

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Unbelievable.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a GIDP machine

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure that was even a GIDP

Yadi is finding new and creative ways to hit into DP’s

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

the brewers announcer just said

“wow, they don’t even try to run out the ball, do they?”

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

its like the old Jordan vs. Bird commercials

double play, off the pitcher’s glove, over to the 2nd baseman, to the SS, to the fat guy. double play. now where’s my big mac?

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

you gotta be kidding me

another damn double play

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

but

not unexpected

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ATTN Yadi:

You fouled off two fastballs right down the shitter, and then turned ball four into a DP.

That was a horrible AB.

by mojowo11 on Sep 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He got hypnotized by the jiggly-bits

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

this has been the worst umpiring season EVAR

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

here's come K #3

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

oh noes

no chance for the cykiel

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring us a present, plz

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooof

RT @ Leach Molina not only has never hit a grand slam, he’s never had an XBH in 72 career plate appearances with the bases loaded.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Sep 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Molina career w/RISP, a very nice .295/.380/.361. Yet with the bases loaded, it’s .242/.310/.242.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Sep 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you're going to start Ankiel, you might as well let him K three times.

I mean, that’s what we all came to see.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

So Lidge tried to blow another save

but Madson bailed him out. My day is soured.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Lohse in the Bullpen???

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Absolutely not...

…just caught me off-guard.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

I guess this puts him on schedule for Saturday pretty good, though.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

why not just put colby in center

and leave holliday in?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

hrm

then yeah, i guess luddy to left, derosa to right, glaus to 3b

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

luddy to center*

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno

might rather have lugo’s bat over dero’s. both are mediocre at 2b

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Liam and GDM were the morans

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought i was the only one?

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm definitely one

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

you said it, not me

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure of it...

It says so on the waistband of my skivvies.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby inactive

Achilles heel issue, apparently.

by mojowo11 on Sep 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus in center Dan said

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

its all good guys

we can still get some runs here

by cardfan124 on Sep 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

lohse warming. bizarre

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

nah

they said he was gonna start coming out of the pen. still feels weird

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

they just said on FSN that Lohse is supposed to start saturday or sunday

but he is able to pitch out of the pen today???

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe i'm wrong

this appearance doesn’t disallow him to start saturday

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al just said Saturday

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Sep 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brewers announcers

apparently didn’t know that Molina’s a slow baserunner, too.

These guys don’t pay too close of attention to things outside of the Brewers. It’s all about them.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

strategic UIBB to Glaus

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by The_teague on Sep 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Wouldn't think so

We’re gonna need a 4th starter in the playoffs.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i haven't made up my mind on that yet

leaning toward yes. lohe and smoltz swap roles in october

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

We could probably just go with a bullpen game

Considering that Waino and Carp and Pineiro will probably only leave a couple of innings for the pen between them.

by mojowo11 on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on KBot

just a little single

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

no such luck

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

That Glaus-Greene is a vicious combo…wait it’s not 2005… oh nevermind then

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by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

he got traded too soon. he was right on the verge of breaking out

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing wrong with that

i called free agency on my dad one year. he said he wanted to coach. i said i wasn’t going to play for him. he did coach. i played for another team. it was awkward.

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

50 cents

to buy some gummi worms and a dirt-flavored slushy and i’m on board.

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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Imagine TLR with Little League subbing rules.

Or, at least our Little League. It was free substitution, like basketball.

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by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would love to see this

and the first 13 hour 9-inning game ever

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

bleh...

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog is now tied for 9th in the league in triples

and he’s got substantially fewer ABs than all but one guy in front of him. I would not have guessed that.

by BTown Birds fan on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

no

not many people are going to be called up until after the memphis season is done.

by Evilfrog on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bombs is in Springfield

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

If anyone else wants a VEB day

at any Springfield Cards playoff game i’ll be at all of them

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by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about Shelby Miller?

QC’s not in the playoffs…

…the ol’ hometown team finished with the best record in all the Minors…94-46

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game is making me furious

by Hollirosa on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

With an 11 game lead

No game will make me furious

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by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

i also hope bullpen Lohse is better than other RH bullpen options

2.444 is ridiculous

by kalmavet on Sep 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't Lohse

Scheduled to start this week?

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by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take Smoltz

vs. his previous team

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, what's the defensive alignment now?

can we get a word on it, announcers?

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by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Skip

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah thanks

has he played CF yet this year?

2.444 is ridiculous

by kalmavet on Sep 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

looked like kaheel at 3b

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

ah

it went by real fast.

so just schu to cf is the only change?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

you and the ump, flim

you and the ump

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by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont try

its hard to understand drunk people

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

but Lohse gets the K!

nice inning for Kyle. Welcome back.

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is bizarre.

I don’t know what else to say.

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

nice inning bubbles

or is it bubble boy?

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

The answer is still -- MOOPS

It says “Moops” on the back of the card.

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want my picture back!!

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of diners...

Has anyone ever seen California’s Gold with Huell Howser??? If not look it up on youtube… it’s the highest of high unintentional comedy.

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by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

take a fucking pitch or to Lugo

geesh

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Lugo

Pops up the first pitch. Are they replaying an inning or something?

by Evilfrog on Sep 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

 i thought this guy played for the reds

just passing him around to how many times albert can destroy him?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

guess so

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by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

LUGO HAS TAKEN 6 FREAKIN' PITCHES...

…and half of them came in a strikeout.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh boy

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

would be tied

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just me

Or has Brendan been getting burned on defensives that are shifted to play him up the middle lately?

by mojowo11 on Sep 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOM

he did it again!!!!

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Hollah.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

One Mile.

Yard.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

booooom

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

PUJOLS > Weathers

and his dad can beat up Weathers’ dad

2.444 is ridiculous

by kalmavet on Sep 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

??

never hear much about apu’s parents in any of his activity
are they still around?

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I <3 David Weathers

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by Toppins on Sep 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

JEBUS APu!

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

dacid weathers

albert’s ’10 hr derby pitcher?

plz?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Albert,

Never leave me…please, i love you

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by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNN

by cardfan124 on Sep 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Lohse can't finish the game?

Whoever said this is a Little League is turning out to be a prophet.

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's supposed to start friday, i hear

pk will do one inning fine

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

just hit 91 ATG

PK throwing heat????

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

in all defense

and i know that some statheads out there are going to come at this, but if PK is the worst pitcher on your staff, i don’t think that your staff is all that bad

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that Jimenez is gone, that is
if PK is the worst pitcher on your staff,

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was just a tuneup

Basically a live session bullpen

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to have to agree

I don’t know what the hell is going on here. I feel like this should be an intense 3-2 game, but I’m sorta just confused.

by mojowo11 on Sep 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

its almost cocky in a way

its like TLR isn’t even trying to win, just trying to prove that every player on our team is better than every player on your team. wins are just supposed to happen

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than Ank?

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by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Far, far, far, far *worse* than Ank, IMO.

In terms of skill.

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant as a hitter...

sorry did not specify

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by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just noticed

That those old school brewer logo’s are actually an M and a B…I never knew

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by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

G.I. Jooooooeeeeeee

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

porkchop sandwiches porkchop sandwiches

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by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, do you know my dad?

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would destroy some of those right now

so hungry

want to eat the poooork chops

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe that's why they went away from it...

although it’s a great logo. They should go back to it, if they had any brains in that organization.

by yonjuro on Sep 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

me too.

Then like last year I realized it was just one letter… confusing as hell.

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by Toppins on Sep 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not ELB...

It’s an M. With an E and a B in it.
Montreal Expos Baseball

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Expos had a good fanbase, didn't they?

At least until the 1990s.

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by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

until 94

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

never recovered after the strike, i don't think

was funny, went to a Nats game this spring with some folks from Quebec who were old school Nats fans, and were honestly paying more attention to the hockey playoff scores. they had some fans, but by their last season in Montreal I think they were playing a lot of games in Puerto Rico or something.

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The District.

I find it insane that they moved the franchise to D.C., a place where baseball has already failed twice. Two current franchised packed their bags and left the District. There’s a reason baseball hasn’t ever thrived there. I don’t really care to enumerate why, but clearly there is something wrong with D.C. as a baseball franchise’s home.

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by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least I get to see the Cards there

once a year :)

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

about 90 min. south

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice. i'm in the District

and have missed maybe 3 Cards games in the 4 years i’ve been here.

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a transient town

Nobody lives here for more than 4 to 8 years at a time, so you can’t bring up homegrown fans. Its not a bad sports town, and the real locals do love the Redskins. But, I think baseball is something that you inherit, like I did from my family, and if there is no family that sticks around, you can’t bring your kids up to be good, baseball lovin’, apple pie eatin’ ’Mericans.

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's actually

MEB…for Montreal Expos Baseball….cleverrrrrr

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by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still did until you guys mentioned it...

How did I not notice that?

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by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Well concealed. Like the Montreal Expos logo.

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by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as we're talking about this...

everyone knows about FedEx and the arrow thing, right?

by Andyfantastic on Sep 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep yep...

Arrow between the E and x. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about Goodwill?

It’s not just a face… It’s also a “g”

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

a porkchop

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

PK can't pitch to

.091 hitting Corey Patterson????????

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Clearly, TLR thinks highly of Patterson

Maybe he will recommend we pick him up in the offseason?

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by Toppins on Sep 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You need a specialist...

who can throw it 58 feet consistently

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

It's rec'd because it's true.

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by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

I slept for 4 hours, Parra lasts 1 inning, and we get 2 runs? Really?
This a bad dream?

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by Taskmaster on Sep 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

TLR still losing the pitchers' battle

6 – 4.

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

now 7 - 4

w/ Hoffman still to come in for the Crew

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOG 2012

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by TigersInThree on Sep 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

he hit it good

he hit it good

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT: watching the local news

apparently people in PG county are being attacked by rabid bats. i swear i don’t have the science fiction channel on

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadi GIDP

and ankiel is on our team

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

speak for yourself

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not us here at VEB

The Cardinals. I’m sure I could beat Bruan in a Douche-off.

by cloistermaximus on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

haaaaaaave you met JD?

he can be pretty douchey

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Beane Count...

is a worthless relic. Just like the Beane himself.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to count base runners and XBHs.

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walk off?

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope not

I don’t want to see the brewers all fall down

by Evilfrog on Sep 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He sucks

Not in an ironic way either…i dont like this downturn the last 5 or 6 outtings

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by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talk about douchey

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a ball Luddy!

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

he got on!!

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITP?

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Rec'd.

Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.

by liam on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice fielding, deputy

hahahahhahaha

Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.

by RosevilleRedbird on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you El Douchey!

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

He tried to shot hop the ball and then block it

He missed it completely and it went to the wall.

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

shot = short

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

luddites are not rejoicing

but are kind of happy

thanks
dueche

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

What was he thinking?

Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation

by azruavatar on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

i think it was

“what if a wore a 4th shirt with a tribal on the collar and p…oh shit ball!”

by Evilfrog on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see his eye's get even bigger and more bug-eyed?

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahahaha

Douche ain’t got no D.

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by Toppins on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan Braun...

REALLY?!?!? you thought you had a chance at that…really??

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by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

same chance as me

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just turned on the TV

and get to see Deputy falling down.

Beautiful!

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 8, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Ask and recieve.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gracias.

Makes me LOL everytime.

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by The_teague on Sep 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'll never get old!

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

douche bagery at its finest… tuck your shirt in jerk

by thewizard3 on Sep 8, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go, DeRo

bring Luddy home

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

He Dunc'd it and didn't touch it

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

so Braun gets a "D" instead of an "E"

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duncanesque vs BOOG

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by dan on Sep 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is BRy alove in that photo?

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by azruavatar on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

His head looks detached from his body

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I present this to the court as Exhibit A....

(in the Case C. Duncan vs. Cardinal Nation…)

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by The_teague on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Boog looks like he just wanted some of that Gatorade

by Andyfantastic on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

While Boog was unconscious did Scott Bakula jump into his body? This explains a lot.

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by Toppins on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

OH BOY

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Sep 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

gotta touch it to be an error

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you're saying...

I could be a GG’er

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by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

How bad is your range?

it’s possible.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

never touched it

nice to be bad sometimes

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we going to let the Brewers off the hook again???

Please score a run with a runner in scoring position with no outs for once.

by cloistermaximus on Sep 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

ball 5

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.

he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.

by bearcatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Molina bunt?

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by The_teague on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

still be a GIDP

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

glad to see those called balls

and so does smoltz

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Bunt...

please yadi

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

nice walk DeRo

NO MOAR BUNTZ DAN N AL

THOU SHALT NOT HIT INTO ANY MOAR DP’S YADDA

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Yadi, why not pull the ball over the Douche's head?

He’s gotten push-happy.

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Yadier Molina is tied for the major league lead in GIDP

at 26. Someone have him do some sprints.

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by azruavatar on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

only 9 away from the all-time MLB record

6ly, I’d have let him swing there. Nice temper tantrum, though.

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by SleepyCA on Sep 8, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm calling:

molina, off Fielder, to Counsell, to whoever plays SS now, back to Fielder

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Hit & run here

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Shannon on that strike
You gotta be kiddin’ me. Jiminy Christmas.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

nicely done Yadda

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

i want to see yaddi

racing prince to first

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Seismometers disagree

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

KINDA throws the bat at it?

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I know he's our catcher

but shit Yadi don’t be a crybaby about it.

by Harknights on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Corby!!!

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

SELL IT GOOD CODY!

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

TAKE A STRIKE

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

crabby rappleton

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Iliad version

or Troy version???

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by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

im ok

with a Colbyjackslam

by Evilfrog on Sep 8, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Clint!!

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

20 years ago

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Corbie back in the box more?

Hi, guys on the bench!

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Colby

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by The_teague on Sep 8, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

someone needs to do an

ANaKin-iel vs Colby-wan photoshop job

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

2nd pitch was like

Uecker’s “just a bit outside?”

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

TRIPLE DOUBLE SINGLE HIT THOSE SMOOTH HOME RUNS

Colby’s fire is burning in the outfield

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by dan on Sep 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

in all seriousness

i can’t believe that Molina hasn’t made some sort of response video

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did that strike seem outside?

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

both

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

soooooo close

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Smooth foul Colby

Smooth.

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by Toppins on Sep 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

just a friggin fly ball!!!

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

sooooo close again

come on Cody!

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

alright...

we have both foul lines covered.

by Evilfrog on Sep 8, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

he's on that FB

Vargas just get the ball over the plate

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

HR

isn’t in play either

by Harknights on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...

Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

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by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Needs more vowels...

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by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry...

I got an advance copy that proved inaccurate.

Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.

by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corkie's walk up music has changed

Who did he lose a bet with?

It’s always Spanish, not “American Boy” any more.

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by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm talking about at home

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're not playing at home

i was wondering wtf you were going with that

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

My sis noticed this last week

said it confused the hell outta her

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i will come up with whatever i can

 to play “Colby Burning inthe Outfield” when he comes up to the plate

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

( ._.)

Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!

by dan on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

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by dan on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

better than a DP

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMN!

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

Let them off the hook again. You’ve got to be shitting me.

by cloistermaximus on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

still have Julio here

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best. Rant. Evah.

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by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

i laughed so hard that day

by cardfan124 on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

=(

corky

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

STOP SHOWING IT YOU FUCKS

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

2

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, loud

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have to be right by a mic

"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial

by Drewshank4 on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fire burning in my chest

and a smooth taste of copper in my mouth. There’s a tingle in my left arm. Whoa-oh-ohhh!

"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5

"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.

by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

JULO LUGO

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than a DP

Lets go bubbles!

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

JULIO!!!!!!

LUGO!!!!!!!!

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

This is it!!!

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by dan on Sep 8, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Lugo has no idea what to swing at

that was right down the freaking middle

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

hero or goat?

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Vargas is freakin...

snail out there…

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by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

freebie there

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

way inside ATG

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA

that was a ball assfaces

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

( ^_^)

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by dan on Sep 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

so was that one

/sigh

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

this is agonizing...

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by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

i hate that god damn steak and shake commercial

pocketbook, checkbook… i dont have a purse… shut the hell up

by thewizard3 on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate steak and shake

period

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I give my left...

nut for a SnS near where I live.

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by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go get a franchise license...

and I’ll send it fedex

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by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

How dare you

that place fed me in the wee hours in college more than I care to remember…

"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon

by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's why i can't eat there anymore

way to many late night meals after days spent in the hospital

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wasn't in the hospital, my dad was

it’s a long sad story, you all don’t wanna hear it

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

looooooooooooooooogy

sucks

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

i really don't like Lugo

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

kiss my ass bitch

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go die

Cork-soakers.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will rip your fucking cunt head off

and piss down your dick s’ing throat.

GO CARDS!

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Oh my.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That fake escalated quickly

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by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fritz was a military man.

It could’ve been much worse.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Sep 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

it really got outta hand

but it should be green damnit

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Censored: sucking

Uncensored: fucking, cunt, piss, dick

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by azruavatar on Sep 8, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just glad someone got that.

even if it was a robotic data entry scanning program.

Shut up, Fritz™.

by Alxfritz on Sep 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah good call

I’m an idiot… I blame that on watching concrete being turned into a road all day.

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by ducttape16 on Sep 8, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the fritz we know and love

"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09

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by mattyfrommo on Sep 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that one was over his head

/sigh, sigh

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

wow.

"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro

by Toppins on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby's not really that far back in the box, at least on the last pitch

Which makes him vulnerable to the FB and CH.

Hi, guys on the bench?

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

curious on your thoughts on this

I was always taught to stand at the front of the box. Doing that supposedly 1) improves the angle on balls you hit, 2) catches breaking pitches before they really start breaking, and 3) rely on your natural ability to catch up to a fastball

by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice thought, but nope

You can’t catch breaking balls before they break, because they are breaking 20 feet in front of the plate. All you are doing is giving yourself less time to read the pitch and to react to the FB.

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

DeRosa Extension??

Link

P.S. Crap to the game

The poster formerly known as JoeyBombs.

by RasRoY on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

bleh...

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by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go overpay for Figgins...

if anything.

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by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrist injuries scary me

unless it’s an extremely team-friendly contract, i’d pass

2.444 is ridiculous

by kalmavet on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he is nearly a lock to be back

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd rather have Glaus back

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So who is the bigger uncertainty?

I want the other one

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is worse?

a bum shoulder or a bum wrist?

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by gdm426 on Sep 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

why the fuck bother

RUNS RUNS RUNS RUNS

Go Cards!

by hr on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

at least Albert gets to bat

 in the 9th

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

He did on Thursday afternoon too

( ._.)

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by dan on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had his chance

Twice.

Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.

by thepainguy on Sep 8, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I turned the game back on...

Just in time to watch Colby hack at ball 4 and Lugo do everything possible to try and walk before meekly grounding out.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

WE BLOW

with bases juiced minus albert

by cardfan124 on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Boog gets on.

…Albert goes off.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

and 0 outs and 1 out

at least tonite

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by sportsman on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

0 -12 tonight ATG

is that right????

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go Hawk

throw strikes, plz

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by gocards62 on Sep 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Shannon on Walk-up Music
And their, uhhh…boombox works here at Miller Park.

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

One more overflow thread

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by azruavatar on Sep 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

pujols

would be a great rebounder

by thewizard3 on Sep 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

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Cardinals Rotation vs. Reds Rotation - 2012
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2011 League Minimum All Star Team

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