The Game Where Boog Is Awesome . . .
. . . and it makes TLR angry.
That game is called "every game".
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Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
implants?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Go Cards!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
thats on you blue
give smoltz the outside corner or don’t call it
ass
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
If it's not a strike,
then no one should be getting the call.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It *will* happen.
No matter what the Traditionalists say.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Well,
that was not very suspenseful. Coffey disposed of Pujols in 3 pitches.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
I feel pretty confident still
Considering the Brewers have ran through their steller bullpen already
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
my gawd
this bacon show on food network is killing me
6ly, this stuff looks so damn good
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I feel like a bacon donut
is a Homer Simpson invention.
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
i had to turn it off
i’ll watch it again at midnight when i’m not so hungry
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Spoiler alert
Bacon is a central prominatly featured for about an hour
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
I just had...
a new sandwich at the KFC… Two breasts with a fat slab of bacon in between.
It was… good.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
better luck plz?
dear GOB’s
please take the other thread as a sacrifice and let smoltz win!
thanks
Go Cards!
I can't help giggling a little every time Corey Patterson comes up
I wonder if he’s going to play for every team in the NL Central at some point (hopefully besides us).
angry smoltz is angry
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Shannon on Vanover
He’s just terrible tonight. Where did that miss? The bench is givin’ to him tonight.
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I thought that was the 3rd K for him.
He and Ankiel are having a contest this evening to determine once and for all who has the worst batting eye in MLB.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Congrats John Smoltz!!
despite the umpire’s best efforts, you have successfully struck out Corey Patterson
2.444 is ridiculous
but you do get strike 1 to counsell ATG
this ump sucks
this game sucks in general
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
clemens'd
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
GO MACHA
3k’s for your leadoff hitter-extraordinaire
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
Yeah.
Batting Patterson leadoff is like batting Ankiel second. Oh wait….
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Doesn't one swing-and-a-miss count as an "out" in the HR derby?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep
And I have the fullest confidence that Corey Patterson could swing and miss at a batting practice fastball.
didn't Deion Sanders struggle with those for awhile?
I mean, literally – the batting practice coach was blowing him away from behind the screen.
I really wish
I had my own theme music as I walked into a room. Major League players have it so nice.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
you could make a suit with speakers built into it
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
amongst the top 5 purchases in my life
ipod alarm clock. you set a playlist, and when its time to wake up it plays from it. starts off quiet, gets gradually louder. i can’t hit the snooze bar if there is a Pixies or Jay-Z ditty playing at me. its like a theme song to start the day
I do
It gets old after a while. It’s almost a curse now hearing “theme from law and order” every time i enter a room
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
Good to know...
Being a civil engineer I’ve really come to hate that school… they take themselves way too seriously on stupid things.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
i pretty much hate all big ten schools
i’ve been here for 24 years now, and that’s 24 years too many
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you are a bastard
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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my MLB walk-on music
would either be the beginning of When The Levee Breaks (just the drums) or it’d be this starting around the 3:40 mark….
This would be mine, and should be Matt Holliday’s.
Also acceptable: “Hurricane” by Bob Dylan, ala Dazed and Confused.
Shut up, Fritz™.
After much thinking
I’m going with this bad boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4-aUiddpUo&feature=channel However, Ram Jam’s Black Betty is an option cause then I could strut in slow motion and look like a total badass
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
I've found someone else
who listens to way too much Carolla.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Does Smoltz go 6 IP?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
I'm here to run around in the outfield and F stuff up!

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by vexedtechie on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
ladies and gentlemen,
I give you, or rather vexedtechie gives you…..the least self-aware human being on the planet!!
God, what a douche! and a tool. he’s a tooly douche
2.444 is ridiculous
Tool: an implement used in the practice of a vocation
Thus, I would imagine douche is a tool only for gynecologists.
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Still love it
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Just got home
only three hits, but Parra only pitched one inning?
Did he give his superpowers to the bullpen tonight?
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Patterson...
is laughably bad. He reminds old-timers of a good ballplayer they once saw. Aside from that, he’s got nothin…
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will he and rick-dick
have to share a sombrero
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No
He just told Smoltz that he decided his last pitch was a ball and he needs to go back out to the mound
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
i thought Tony was going to run him down & fight the ump
that was funny
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But he has a higher fielding % than Albert
Gold glove! Gold glove!
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
Prince Fielder:
1. Take two half-hearted steps in general direction of ball.
2. Wave glove in general direction of ball.
3a. In reach? Great! Field the ball.
3b. Out of reach? That’s okay. You’re fat, so nobody expects you to get there.
El oh el
Coffey checks the runner at first over his back shoulder.
I have always had an irrational hatred for people that do that.
Cool
I just show up, and we have two baserunners.
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I'll take mine
lit up.
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
aren't you fritz's little spoon?
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Ank gets a GS this inning
and a contract extension tomorrow
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NOOOOO!!!!!
(I mean the slam would be cool and all, but NOOOOOO!!!!)
by BTown Birds fan on Sep 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It's all up to Yadi now.
Because Ankiel won’t be able to catch up to Coffey’s fastball and we know he can’t hit anybody’s breaking ball…
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
It's been awhile since
Yadi went deep…
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
hit it to Prince, Yadi
you can beat him to the bag!!!!!
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Macha is going to leave Coffey in...
I like this guy.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
haha
i like that
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Not TLR's book...
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Where was ball 2?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
ATG IT WAS A GIFT
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bat.
he just roundhouse kicks the ball out of the park.
by bearcatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Fair enough
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
He's killing me
He’s gonna get taken out of the closer role before the playoffs.
Not afraid to nitpick
oh what the hell
rec.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm not sure that was even a GIDP
Yadi is finding new and creative ways to hit into DP’s
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
the brewers announcer just said
“wow, they don’t even try to run out the ball, do they?”
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
its like the old Jordan vs. Bird commercials
double play, off the pitcher’s glove, over to the 2nd baseman, to the SS, to the fat guy. double play. now where’s my big mac?
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
ATTN Yadi:
You fouled off two fastballs right down the shitter, and then turned ball four into a DP.
That was a horrible AB.
this has been the worst umpiring season EVAR
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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Damnit
I really wanted an Ank grandslam so i could yell DICKSLAM…then we’d all giggle
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
It was too good to keep in the closet.
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
you weren't going to get to use it again
may as well let it out
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
How's he doing on the Cykiel?
Too many swinging K’s already?
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
oh noes
no chance for the cykiel
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Bring us a present, plz
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oooof
RT @ Leach Molina not only has never hit a grand slam, he’s never had an XBH in 72 career plate appearances with the bases loaded.
Shut up, Fritz™.
If you're going to start Ankiel, you might as well let him K three times.
I mean, that’s what we all came to see.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Sep 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So Lidge tried to blow another save
but Madson bailed him out. My day is soured.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
is TLR rolling a 12 sided die right now?
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
why not just put colby in center
and leave holliday in?
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hrm
then yeah, i guess luddy to left, derosa to right, glaus to 3b
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luddy to center*
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
i dunno
might rather have lugo’s bat over dero’s. both are mediocre at 2b
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
I thought Liam and GDM were the morans
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I'm sure of it...
It says so on the waistband of my skivvies.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
Glaus in center Dan said
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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wow
lohse warming. bizarre
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I thought he was in line to make a start?
by ChicagoRedBird on Sep 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
nah
they said he was gonna start coming out of the pen. still feels weird
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they just said on FSN that Lohse is supposed to start saturday or sunday
but he is able to pitch out of the pen today???
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maybe i'm wrong
this appearance doesn’t disallow him to start saturday
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Brewers announcers say he is starting Friday
by ChicagoRedBird on Sep 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Al just said Saturday
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Brewers announcers
apparently didn’t know that Molina’s a slow baserunner, too.
These guys don’t pay too close of attention to things outside of the Brewers. It’s all about them.
Guys like Bradley are exactly why we can't have a pumpkin patch anymore.
strategic UIBB to Glaus
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Smoltz keep on keepin on striking out people and walking no one it'll pay off!
Not afraid to nitpick
i haven't made up my mind on that yet
leaning toward yes. lohe and smoltz swap roles in october
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Mine was a statement regarding Lohse
Who hasn’t pitched in awhile and got bombed when he did. As of right now I don’t know how we would go with Lohse over Smoltz because we are gonna need a 4-starter.
Not afraid to nitpick
We could probably just go with a bullpen game
Considering that Waino and Carp and Pineiro will probably only leave a couple of innings for the pen between them.
Man
That Glaus-Greene is a vicious combo…wait it’s not 2005… oh nevermind then
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
But the coaches kid got traded.
Too soon?
by Ghostrider520 on Sep 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
he got traded too soon. he was right on the verge of breaking out
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Yeah
he got traded too soon. he his back was right on the verge of breaking out
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
nothing wrong with that
i called free agency on my dad one year. he said he wanted to coach. i said i wasn’t going to play for him. he did coach. i played for another team. it was awkward.
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
as long as we get pizza or hotdogs after
by SoCalBirdfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
50 cents
to buy some gummi worms and a dirt-flavored slushy and i’m on board.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Imagine TLR with Little League subbing rules.
Or, at least our Little League. It was free substitution, like basketball.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
i would love to see this
and the first 13 hour 9-inning game ever
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Boog is now tied for 9th in the league in triples
and he’s got substantially fewer ABs than all but one guy in front of him. I would not have guessed that.
by BTown Birds fan on Sep 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
If anyone else wants a VEB day
at any Springfield Cards playoff game i’ll be at all of them
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
What about Shelby Miller?
QC’s not in the playoffs…
…the ol’ hometown team finished with the best record in all the Minors…94-46
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With an 11 game lead
No game will make me furious
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
What about the one where Carp, Waino, Pujols, Holliday, Franklin, and BOOG all get injured?
Testicle-exploding shit storm, circa 7/12/08 - We will never forget!
You better find some wood
And then knock the shit out of it!
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
I'd sure take the Glaus from the game in your sig
The rest of the game can go fuck itself with a rusty chainsaw though.
by BTown Birds fan on Sep 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't Lohse
Scheduled to start this week?
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
no i think its boggs and smoltz again as 4 and 5
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll take Smoltz
vs. his previous team
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so, what's the defensive alignment now?
can we get a word on it, announcers?
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looked like kaheel at 3b
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ah
it went by real fast.
so just schu to cf is the only change?
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you and the ump, flim
you and the ump
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but Lohse gets the K!
nice inning for Kyle. Welcome back.
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It's based on a random number generator, with some input from Miss Cleo
Pretty basic technology, really.
by BTown Birds fan on Sep 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
This is bizarre.
I don’t know what else to say.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
The answer is still -- MOOPS
It says “Moops” on the back of the card.
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I want my picture back!!
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Speaking of diners...
Has anyone ever seen California’s Gold with Huell Howser??? If not look it up on youtube… it’s the highest of high unintentional comedy.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
?

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lol
i thought this guy played for the reds
just passing him around to how many times albert can destroy him?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
guess so
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
LUGO HAS TAKEN 6 FREAKIN' PITCHES...
…and half of them came in a strikeout.
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call one for Lego-Man too, plz
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i called it first
kind of indirectly, though
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Is it just me
Or has Brendan been getting burned on defensives that are shifted to play him up the middle lately?
??
never hear much about apu’s parents in any of his activity
are they still around?
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is it legal to sign a player to another team?
lets just keep signing Weathers to whoever we’re playing that day
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
JEBUS APu!
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dacid weathers
albert’s ’10 hr derby pitcher?
plz?
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And the Lord said let there be Pujols.
And it was
rediculous.
by BTown Birds fan on Sep 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
Who's perfect - Pujols or the Lord?
There’s no wrong answer!
by BTown Birds fan on Sep 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Albert,
Never leave me…please, i love you
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
Lohse can't finish the game?
Whoever said this is a Little League is turning out to be a prophet.
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he's supposed to start friday, i hear
pk will do one inning fine
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PK is the epitome of a little league pitcher
dad must have made a few phone calls
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
just hit 91 ATG
PK throwing heat????
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in all defense
and i know that some statheads out there are going to come at this, but if PK is the worst pitcher on your staff, i don’t think that your staff is all that bad
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
now that Jimenez is gone, that is
if PK is the worst pitcher on your staff,
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PK is not the worst pitcher on this staff
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I'm going to have to agree
I don’t know what the hell is going on here. I feel like this should be an intense 3-2 game, but I’m sorta just confused.
its almost cocky in a way
its like TLR isn’t even trying to win, just trying to prove that every player on our team is better than every player on your team. wins are just supposed to happen
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Far, far, far, far *worse* than Ank, IMO.
In terms of skill.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
I just noticed
That those old school brewer logo’s are actually an M and a B…I never knew
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
Hey, do you know my dad?
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
i would destroy some of those right now
so hungry
want to eat the poooork chops
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Maybe that's why they went away from it...
although it’s a great logo. They should go back to it, if they had any brains in that organization.
I used to think Expos logo said "elb"
And I could never figure out why.
by Andyfantastic on Sep 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG
me too.
Then like last year I realized it was just one letter… confusing as hell.
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
It's not ELB...
It’s an M. With an E and a B in it.
Montreal Expos Baseball
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And then I realized I a dumbass for not reading the tense in your post...
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Actually, you just schooled me.
I didn’t know the e and b were on purpose. Just thought it was an M.
by Andyfantastic on Sep 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The Expos had a good fanbase, didn't they?
At least until the 1990s.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
until 94
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
ahh 94
I wore a WhiteSox jacket and went as a baseball player on strike for Halloween
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
my buddy showed up for the first day of school in a t-shirt
that said “no baseball – no school”
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
never recovered after the strike, i don't think
was funny, went to a Nats game this spring with some folks from Quebec who were old school Nats fans, and were honestly paying more attention to the hockey playoff scores. they had some fans, but by their last season in Montreal I think they were playing a lot of games in Puerto Rico or something.
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The District.
I find it insane that they moved the franchise to D.C., a place where baseball has already failed twice. Two current franchised packed their bags and left the District. There’s a reason baseball hasn’t ever thrived there. I don’t really care to enumerate why, but clearly there is something wrong with D.C. as a baseball franchise’s home.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
at least I get to see the Cards there
once a year :)
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nice. i'm in the District
and have missed maybe 3 Cards games in the 4 years i’ve been here.
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
its a transient town
Nobody lives here for more than 4 to 8 years at a time, so you can’t bring up homegrown fans. Its not a bad sports town, and the real locals do love the Redskins. But, I think baseball is something that you inherit, like I did from my family, and if there is no family that sticks around, you can’t bring your kids up to be good, baseball lovin’, apple pie eatin’ ’Mericans.
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It's actually
MEB…for Montreal Expos Baseball….cleverrrrrr
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
I still did until you guys mentioned it...
How did I not notice that?
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Yes.
Well concealed. Like the Montreal Expos logo.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
As long as we're talking about this...
everyone knows about FedEx and the arrow thing, right?
by Andyfantastic on Sep 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep yep...
Arrow between the E and x. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
a porkchop
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PK can't pitch to
.091 hitting Corey Patterson????????
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Clearly, TLR thinks highly of Patterson
Maybe he will recommend we pick him up in the offseason?
"If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice" - Ichiro
You need a specialist...
who can throw it 58 feet consistently
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
by guayzimi on Sep 8, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
So
I slept for 4 hours, Parra lasts 1 inning, and we get 2 runs? Really?
This a bad dream?
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain
when kent mochachino out thinks you, it's time to hang em up Tony
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TLR still losing the pitchers' battle
6 – 4.
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OT: watching the local news
apparently people in PG county are being attacked by rabid bats. i swear i don’t have the science fiction channel on
We're just not fat or douchy enough I'm afraid.
by cloistermaximus on Sep 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Not us here at VEB
The Cardinals. I’m sure I could beat Bruan in a Douche-off.
by cloistermaximus on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The Beane Count...
is a worthless relic. Just like the Beane himself.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
I like to count base runners and XBHs.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
oh god is franklin going to pitch the ninth?
Go Cards!
by hr on Sep 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
He sucks
Not in an ironic way either…i dont like this downturn the last 5 or 6 outtings
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
He would've chucked a gatorade machine at them
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douchecraft?
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 8, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice D Loyd
do a snow angel.
Shut up, Fritz™.
by Alxfritz on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
nice fielding, deputy
hahahahhahaha
Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.
by RosevilleRedbird on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
MLB.TV frooze up 1) on Ludwick's swing, and 2) on Braun laying face down
What happened?
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He tried to shot hop the ball and then block it
He missed it completely and it went to the wall.
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
luddites are not rejoicing
but are kind of happy
thanks
dueche
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Did you see his eye's get even bigger and more bug-eyed?
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
that might have been the greated attempt ever
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Ryan Braun...
REALLY?!?!? you thought you had a chance at that…really??
"You wait for a strike, then you knock the shit out of it"- Stan Musial
I just turned on the TV
and get to see Deputy falling down.
Beautiful!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Let's go, DeRo
bring Luddy home
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No error on that play?
Nice fucking scoring.
by cloistermaximus on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
He Dunc'd it and didn't touch it
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
so Braun gets a "D" instead of an "E"
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It is actually 2 in the morning
They went out drinking
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
His head looks detached from his body
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
I present this to the court as Exhibit A....
(in the Case C. Duncan vs. Cardinal Nation…)
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LOL
Boog looks like he just wanted some of that Gatorade
by Andyfantastic on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
gotta touch it to be an error
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
never touched it
nice to be bad sometimes
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Are we going to let the Brewers off the hook again???
Please score a run with a runner in scoring position with no outs for once.
by cloistermaximus on Sep 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
glad to see those called balls
and so does smoltz
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nice walk DeRo
NO MOAR BUNTZ DAN N AL
THOU SHALT NOT HIT INTO ANY MOAR DP’S YADDA
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That would be messy
Vegetarian shit everywhere
by SoCalBirdfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Yadi, why not pull the ball over the Douche's head?
He’s gotten push-happy.
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
Yadier Molina is tied for the major league lead in GIDP
at 26. Someone have him do some sprints.
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only 9 away from the all-time MLB record
6ly, I’d have let him swing there. Nice temper tantrum, though.
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
Shannon on that strike
You gotta be kiddin’ me. Jiminy Christmas.
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i want to see yaddi
racing prince to first
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blow a little harder, wind!
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
You had to go and ruin me insulting his mother...
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
I think this Ump got called up
From the minors in Sept
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 8, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Is Corbie back in the box more?
Hi, guys on the bench!
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
someone needs to do an
ANaKin-iel vs Colby-wan photoshop job
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
2nd pitch was like
Uecker’s “just a bit outside?”
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Colby’s fire is burning in the outfield
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in all seriousness
i can’t believe that Molina hasn’t made some sort of response video
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Did that strike seem outside?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
just a friggin fly ball!!!
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he's on that FB
Vargas just get the ball over the plate
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aarrrrgggghhh
my ulcer!
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by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Sep 8, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...
Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
Corkie's walk up music has changed
Who did he lose a bet with?
It’s always Spanish, not “American Boy” any more.
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
they're not playing at home
i was wondering wtf you were going with that
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My sis noticed this last week
said it confused the hell outta her
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
i will come up with whatever i can
to play “Colby Burning inthe Outfield” when he comes up to the plate
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I've got a very Corky feeling about this...
by BTown Birds fan on Sep 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
DAMN!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
FUCK
Let them off the hook again. You’ve got to be shitting me.
by cloistermaximus on Sep 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
=(
corky
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
STOP SHOWING IT YOU FUCKS
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
yeah, loud
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
They have to be right by a mic
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Fire burning in my chest
and a smooth taste of copper in my mouth. There’s a tingle in my left arm. Whoa-oh-ohhh!
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by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
LUUUUUUGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GOOOOODDDDDDDDD EEEEEEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Lugo has no idea what to swing at
that was right down the freaking middle
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hero or goat?
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
arrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.
by RosevilleRedbird on Sep 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
i hate that god damn steak and shake commercial
pocketbook, checkbook… i dont have a purse… shut the hell up
I give my left...
nut for a SnS near where I live.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
Go get a franchise license...
and I’ll send it fedex
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
How dare you
that place fed me in the wee hours in college more than I care to remember…
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
that's why i can't eat there anymore
way to many late night meals after days spent in the hospital
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Patty melts at 230 are damn hard to beat though...
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
i wasn't in the hospital, my dad was
it’s a long sad story, you all don’t wanna hear it
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looooooooooooooooogy
sucks
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I will rip your fucking cunt head off
and piss down your dick s’ing throat.
GO CARDS!
Shut up, Fritz™.
by Alxfritz on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Fritz was a military man.
It could’ve been much worse.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
Censored: sucking
Uncensored: fucking, cunt, piss, dick
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I'm just glad someone got that.
even if it was a robotic data entry scanning program.
Shut up, Fritz™.
yeah good call
I’m an idiot… I blame that on watching concrete being turned into a road all day.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
that's the fritz we know and love
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
and that one was over his head
/sigh, sigh
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Colby's not really that far back in the box, at least on the last pitch
Which makes him vulnerable to the FB and CH.
Hi, guys on the bench?
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
curious on your thoughts on this
I was always taught to stand at the front of the box. Doing that supposedly 1) improves the angle on balls you hit, 2) catches breaking pitches before they really start breaking, and 3) rely on your natural ability to catch up to a fastball
by Expatcardfan on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice thought, but nope
You can’t catch breaking balls before they break, because they are breaking 20 feet in front of the plate. All you are doing is giving yourself less time to read the pitch and to react to the FB.
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
wrist injuries scary me
unless it’s an extremely team-friendly contract, i’d pass
2.444 is ridiculous
I think he is nearly a lock to be back
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
So who is the bigger uncertainty?
I want the other one
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by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
at least Albert gets to bat
in the 9th
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He did on Thursday afternoon too
( ._.)
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claudio vargas attemptsto walk two cardinals with the bases loaded
and we reply, “thanks but no thanks”
I'm glad I turned the game back on...
Just in time to watch Colby hack at ball 4 and Lugo do everything possible to try and walk before meekly grounding out.
V, b.
and 0 outs and 1 out
at least tonite
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0 -12 tonight ATG
is that right????
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Let's go Hawk
throw strikes, plz
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Shannon on Walk-up Music
And their, uhhh…boombox works here at Miller Park.
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