Game 137 Revelry Thread
La Russa's postgame conference is going to be dominated by his decision to permanently bench Albert Pujols. "Look," he plans on saying, in a prepared statement, "he gives us some damage out of that three hole, sure. But now he can do that at any time in the game. If it comes to that, he could even pinch hit for the guy in the three slot. He just gives us a lot of different looks."
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I'm too bored to revel.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Ray Lankford
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 5, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
Mike Shannon was so excited when Pujols hit the HR in the tenth
He declared the Cardinals won it before he realized it was the top of the tenth
Great minds...
Of course I knew where we were in the inning.
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
The Cat's hair looks ridiculous
He needs an intervention.
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
That may necessitate
someone buying him another hairpiece.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 5, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Can
and should. Maybe Flim can design a tee where a portion of the proceeds go to the hairpiece for the Cat foundation.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 5, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
At least make the rug match the rest of the head
I’ll salt it up so it blends in better.
Right now, it looks like he’s got Ryan Franklin’s chin on his forehead.
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
Maybe he doesn't realize we can see the back
Lose the profile view, in that case.
Just go with Camera 1.
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
I'll get on that
once I get Jack Clark to lay off the bad fake tans.
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that's not Jack Clark
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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how did I miss this?
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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a 42 incher
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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sissy, a real man doesn't look at anything smaller than 50inches
go big or go home
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I only need 42, right?
I mean I have the other 8 right here!
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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you missed out on some quality
gdm jokes earlier
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 5, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
i caught up on them
that was pretty funny,,,,errrrrrr,, i mean you better sleep with one eye open for a while.
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They don't call it
the best football conference in the country for nothing
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
If the hokies didn't find a way
to shoot underachieve every year I’d give you that… but they always seem to shoot themselves in the foot.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
He was pissed
they took the double cheeseburger off the dollar menu… he wouldn’t stand for this Mc Double nonsense. Tell me you wouldn’t do the same if you were packing?
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Pineiro/Carp/Smoltz/AW
vs. Maholm/Bush/Parra/Soup.
We should score 30 in the next four games… Then we got Jurrjens/Hudson/Vasquez.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
ATL slumping
lost 4 in a row, 2 to CIN
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
Finally.
A practical use for Albert.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 5, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
A BYU win would be kind of wasted on them
No getting wasted.
Can Mormon’s riot?
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
I had been wondering if they could have caffeine
Are you sure about that?
I have to say, all the stereotypes about Mormons being ridiculously nice people are, in my limited experience, totally true.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
it's a common interpretation
of the belief that one should obstain from addictive and habit-forming substances/activities. caffeine would be on the far end of spectrum that “real” drugs and alcohol, etc also fall on. If you’re at BYU you couldn’t buy a non-caffeine-free coca-cola… but I’d say about 1/3 of other mormons I know would get crazy and “do the dew” to help stay awake.
I am LDS in case that wasn’t entirely obvious.
i had a mormon roommate in college
fellow aero major. No idea how he did it. I’d be chasing Jolt Cola with shots of espresso at 3 am, he’d be just sitting there, calmly typing away.
Now he’s flying F-15’s, lol. I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there.
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
I'm glad that guy is flying F-15s too!
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I like my fighter pilots good and hung over
But I’m old fashioned like that…
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
I was gonna say...
there are some who stray.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
That was my first real drink
It was a doozy! That’s what older brothers are for…
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
mixed crowd
i have known a lot of weird lds but some cool ones as well
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 5, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
the LDS are better when they live away from Utah
they’re really cool people away from the patria
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
As a nonbeliever
All of you are craaaaazzzzzy.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 5, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
you never partied with a Mormon?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Once partied with a Polish stripper in Korea.
My list is long.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 5, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
i remember when we tore down the goal posts when Mizzou beat Nebraska for the first time in forever at home
It was so awesome. My buddy was so drunk he tried to drive on the field. The police just told him to park his car and go. Didn’t have time to deal with him.
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 5, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
The BYU guys are trying to pull the video board down
Some guys up in the rafters.
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
Somewhere in my mom's basement
is the piece of the goal post from the 97 or 98 win over KU at Faurot. Me and several others lugged that heavy beast to Harpo’s, had a friend run to the hardware store and buy a hack saw, and sawed on that thing for hours while friends ran inside for franklins. Well worth it, even though we should have won the game in the first place.
If Pinkel were the coach he would have told us to get off the darn field and that we should expect those kind of wins.
(and yes – I know my headline is a typical sport’s blogger comment – but I live in my own house with my wife and son… Also I need to go to my mom’s basement and find the result of my hard work from college days)
by creativereason on Sep 5, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I was working at Osama's Coffee Shop during that game (on 9th right next to the Heidelberg)
and I watched a huge crowd of drunken people carry the goal post pieces down the street, presumably on the way to Harpo’s
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Those were the two fun years
of the Larry Smith era. Bowl games both years, Corby, Brock Olvio and Devin West. Good times. And yes, I was one of the drunken people who walked by you.
I worked at the Pizza Hut at 9th & Elm, so we must have worked close to each other during those years. Small world.
by creativereason on Sep 6, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Small world, indeed
I wonder how many current and former Columbians are on this board. I’ve heard more than a few allusions from at least one other VEB member.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Autotune FTW?
http://boingboing.net/2009/06/22/auto-tune-the-news-5.html
Autotune the news is hillarious
by creativereason on Sep 6, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Safari reply fail
…. posting again below
by creativereason on Sep 6, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
sweet! Rick and Al have to talk over the fireworks. haha.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Landry Jones is the kid's real name????
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
Is his dad Hank Hill?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 5, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
That caption is not funny
because it could be true!
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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THey should...
really stop with the PS polls.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
'BS' ?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
A 5 is playing a 7...
plus LA Monroe has the ball and is driving.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
uh, only just now saw the highlights because fnspitt hates me
why was Albert so mad after his hit the hr? did they throw at his head again?
nice to see Tony gave the starters the night off. 2-1 over the pirates in TEN innings. holy fucking shit®
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That Ross Ohlendorf is Cy Young material!
It’s the only explanation.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
it was epic payback my friend
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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oh yeah, i forgot about capps
not so interesting side note, my mother’s maiden name is Capps. i asked if they were related, she & her siblings think not. i am relieved.
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[waits for picture]
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that would have been terrible
on a totally different topic, did you get to second base today GDM?
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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i've been out since Wed, someone catch me up on this or point me in the right direction
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we thought maybe Tony was going to write you
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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I almost felt bad, since you weren't here to defend yourself
now I feel better since I went back and made amends
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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it was indeed
I did my part to make it green
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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Excuse me, can someone direct me to the non-CFB, baseball-only discussion thread?
No offense, I just hate that football starts right during baseball season too early.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
lboros never had a problem...
quashing revelry.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
are you saying I'm not your real dad?
by DanUpBaby on Sep 5, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
HA!
rec’d
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 5, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
azru
is the cool uncle that encourages us to go off topic.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 5, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't care what flim says
i’m not you’re creepy uncle who’s parents tell you to stay away from
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wait a minute
it doesn’t look like we’re going to the ice cream shop…
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 5, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
the iron fist that is lboros
I once saw him kill a man in texas because he talked about hockey
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 5, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
to be fair
that kind of behaviour is justified
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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He shot a man in Reno
Something to do with Jermain Dye
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Oh, maybe that was it
It was kinda loud and I couldn’t hear well
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
your story is clearly a fabrication.
No one in texas talks about hockey. Professional hockey players in texas talk about college FB.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Sep 5, 2009 10:49 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs
Even Brett Hull?
(yeah, you’re probably right)
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 5, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not a fan
But I appreciate that others can enjoy football, so long as it’s not during baseball season.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Sep 5, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually try to...
listen to it at least once a day.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
it will be done until the end of time
Pray for the end of time to hurry up and arrive
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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cause if i have to spend another minute with i don't think i'll ever survive
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I'd never break my promise or forget my vow
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 5, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Well it was long ago and it was far away
and it was so much better than it is today
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
it never felt so good, it never felt so right
and we’re glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
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I still think it's kinda funny
And, frankly, I don’t think the song is that bad.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Sep 5, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The song is really...
just a vehicle for his dance moves. Think MC Hammer.
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
That bartender in the video was awesome
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
Is that the Culture Club guy?
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
I like
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 5, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you saying
that I shouldn’t link to the Rick Astley / NIN mash-up?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 5, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't listen to gdm...
listen to bad influences like me… HELLS YES LINK TO IT
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Yeah, I’m a sucker for a good mash-up too.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 6, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm a big fan of the mixups though
so my opinion should probably be treated with skepticism
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
I like this myself
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 6, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
This one is better
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 6, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Or Nickelback
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 6, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Autotune FTW
http://boingboing.net/2009/06/22/auto-tune-the-news-5.html
Autotune the news is hillarious – similar idea.
by creativereason on Sep 6, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah I've been following it
the second one is the best
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Sep 6, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I love Autotune the News
Also: Anna Marie Cox is amazing.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 6, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
yes, she really is
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
this is better
http://www.flickr.com/photos/markhalski/sets/72157604462929278/
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Sep 5, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that is awesome
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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I forget whose joke I'm stealing when I say this, but
A++++++++++++ would rec again
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
it's a fanshot!
(read moar fanshots)
time for mixtape…
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
This is kinda like the Rams in '99
End of the season got boring.
Just killing time until the playoffs.
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
i was listening but I didn't hear that
But I wasn’t really baying attention
by FlimtotheFlam on Sep 5, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't suppose anybody else is following the U.S. (tennis) Open?
Crazy day. Upsets and almost-upsets abound.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
I know!
What a match. “Hard hittin’” Jesse Witten made it pretty interesting against Djokovic too.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
+1
liking her
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 5, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what he said?
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
by andi_k on Sep 5, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
did you really just go there?
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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everyone was thinking it.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I am impressed
I think it should be enviromental
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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or however you spell it
I would blame the franklins, but they have been very good to me
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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yes, I did. /shrug
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
huh. reply fail.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
or not. shit, I haven't even been drinking.
maybe that’s the problem
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
could be
should have had thepainguy get you one while he was up
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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perhaps next time I will
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Thank goodness
Sharapova’s grunts irritate the hell out of me. The one point she squealed about a full second after she hit and I still think Oudin thought it was an out call the way she kind of half swung on the ball.
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
PItt announcers on XM at APs hr
“he’s so good he should be illegal”
I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2
Tony just answered a question with "my butt" ?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yikes
what was the question?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 5, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
no idea
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Something about flying monkeys
Didn’t quite catch it.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 5, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
What is the best thing about this team, Tony?
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
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awesome
you may be on to something there. an mst3k-ing of tony’s post game interviews is gold.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 5, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Where'd you pull out that lineup, Tony?
by BCinVA on Sep 5, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
winner!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
yes.
Also: rec’d
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 5, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Hawk has "moxie", it seems
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Is that like grit?
But coarser?
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
maybe with more jazz hands?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
People from NY, Philly, New England
have Moxie, people from Fla, Texas, Missouri, etc. have grit. Just a regional dialect thing.
by MdRedbirdFreak on Sep 5, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Hawk's Canadian.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I dunno
maybe he has mettle?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
it's like grit
but younger. just ask al.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Sep 5, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
No revenge.
OK, Albert. Whatever you say.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 5, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
mixtape seems ten miles away
I can kind of make out the bass.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Albert invokes his rookie year.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he's going to be ushed in the gang, somehow.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
"We have no idea what these numbers mean"
That was kind of funny. Good job, caption guys.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
ah good lord...
my team hasn’t even kicked off yet!
Please take this comment in the spirit it was intended.
this just in: Motte pitches better when he can barely see!
If that doesn’t strike fear in the heart of batters everywhere, I don’t know what will.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I can see good enough. Good enough to see the signs. Hopefully.
Plus, he’s talking to himself again.
God, I love this team.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 5, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
99 and blurry has to be intimidating
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
there's another great quote in that story
“I’ve never been a guy that doesn’t walk guys,” Wellemeyer said.
no shit.
Dipping back in to college f'ball, with some trepidation,
Are the Big 12ers here glad to see the Sooners go down tonight?
so many ways to respond to this statement
/going into snark overload
"Ludwick, I could kiss you on the nuts!" - the red baron 7-29-09
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
i lived in OKC for 3 years
I’m always glad to see them lose.
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
FYI Weekend At Bernie's is on FMC
Well, I'm from Texas and my mama taught me to not piss all over myself.
let's go fathers!
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
how the hell did matt cain not kick gallardo's ass today?
holy fucking shit®
that untucking asscaptain threw at his head THREE times this afternoon when cain was trying to bunt, and nothing was done! WTF where the umps watching too? i mean damn, once is an accident, twice is a pattern & three times is malicious intent. if PK gets 3 games for an accident, galardo should be done for the year for that shit.
i told you all when those fuckers did it to Carp once it was bush league. this is way, waaaaay beyond bush. 6ly
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i'll say it again
don’t sleep on the brewers
they may not be able to affect the standings, but they can sure as hell take someone out …
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
someone needs to take them out
this head hunting shit can get someone 6ly hurt
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I say we put Thursty in the charge the mound with the bat...
regardless if he was thrown at or not… First they deserve it… second it would be hilarious to see someone charge the mound on a pitch low and outside…
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Seen him hit?
He’d charge the mound.,swing and miss at the pitcher then be called out on strikes.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Sep 6, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Seen him run?
He’d charge the mound and end up on third.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Sep 6, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
at least he'd run hard, though
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
It's all funny cause it's true...
so very very true.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
i love you Timmy K, but the Dick story is not under reported!
damn dude, get off the east coast every once in a while
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aaaaaaaaaaaand Dick got #5 on the web gems
i wonder what Dan will have to say about this?
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The NY Daily News was, in fact, the paper that destroyed him
They sat on their HGH information for months (and possibly years), hoping Ankiel would become relevant someday, all in revenge for the Mets losing in 2006. The story was nothing more than a blurb if he was still toiling in the minors.
When the Cardinals got within a game of the division late in 2007, the Daily News released the story, and Ankiel never recovered.
by olddomination on Sep 6, 2009 8:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Isn't tomorrow the anniversary of that story being published?
I remember it was right after his 7 RBI game.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
idiots on SC are making fun of a poor kid in KC who lost his carrot
oh who am i kidding, the delayed reaction crying along with the face palm was hilarious
i have no soul
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ah sweet memories
http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=6491813
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
this just in! A.D.A.M. confirms!
Adam Wainwright joined the Hot Corner this morning and, when asked about what makes a great pitcher, quotes Crash: “Strikeouts are fascist.”
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Sunday's Lineup
Lugo 2B
Ryan SS
Pujols 1B
Holliday LF
Ludwick RF
Glaus 3B
Molina C
Rasmus CF
Pineiro P
....my quick smells like french toast...

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